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Teio!
>>542496963I hate her!
>>542497054FLATFUCK
>marked
>You may [-20 Energy / Mood Down] with me
Why is she obsessed with Trainer?
Do Pace Chasers care about groundwork?
>>542496653>5 fronts>my pace pasa still gets 2nd to activate uniquelolhttps://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=3QpUlr4OGChttps://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=zVB5bLIOM33rd one didn't feel so you can still join 79167343
>>542497194yes it matters
>>542497194Only if there's ZERO fronts.
Do Late Closers care about groundwork?
hags
i swear to umallah brozzers that welfare brian is the fucking curse of shaytan bwoz im capping speed more easily now but i end up with like fuckall power (600)
>>542496963I love her!
>>542497194They will fall behind the fronts no matter what
>>542496963dumb mejiro bitch
>>542497194But does groundwork care about pace chasers?
>>542497208Umazing Pasa win. 1 Front really is a blessing for Paces
Let's just say that hypothetically, a dancho doesn't make it to A finals.Should he step down from the club?
>man this scarlet run ain't doing too go->hot spring ticketI can't back down now
>>542497272>tfw can't mlb my brian because my current club dont request shoeson the three goddesses umallah i will bomb this club next month
>>542497148helped her break the Satono curse
>>542497270You may not like it but this is what peak umamusume looks like
>>542497408If you win, she'll force you to give her 11 children
Digitan LOVE
Something just hit meWhy should I even bother rolling for Summer Maruzensky if I dont even have a Silence Suzuka speed card. If I pull for Summer Maru, that means I need to also pull for Riko, how could I even build her without Silence Suzuka speed card, game is unplayable due to card system.Life of a free to play is a tough road past URA Finale scenario
>>542497208>Featuring Blockkahttps://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=U78aiNvBBE
>>542497535This is acceptable
>>542497208This Vodka went from bottom to top because of being blocked by El and El also went to the top blocking her along the way
>>542497562THAT'S MY GIRL
Whats a good deck for Fuku on medium. I cant get a good late uma out of her...
>>542497208oh what the fuck my pasa died at the end
>>542497438So because of that, she now wants to bear Trainer’s babies?
>>542497054cuckyun sky>aieeeee grass sama forgive me!!el condor CHADa>nice natto loser lmao watch this *drenches it in barbecue sauce*
>>542497625How do you even block with a late surger like vodka?
>>542497651How does one relax "hard" anyway?
>>542497757Winners breed more winners. It is the way of the Umamusume.
>>542497586I'm pulling for Smaru because she loves eurobeat and has big boobs
Reminder that you can hit Angling and Scheming and still lose
>>542497848I'm not entirely sure
>>542497775check her front aptitude >>542497625pace up/overtake mode mechanics will be the death of me
>daiwa scarlet>retires>proceeds to rape her trainer 11 times>somehow this is acceptable Explain and defend this
>>542497272>+2 speed bonusI wonder why
>>542497926>not one boyBooo. I want to see DaiSca be an overprotective mother to her fragile son
FUARK I FORGOT TO DO TEAM TRIALS TODAY FOR THE DAILIES AGAIN
>>542497964does something like this even actually work? I tried a block Maru as a joke, but it was very inconsistent. Sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn't.
Aston Machan = Literal Who
>botched run >meh sparksI am not gonna run her as a late again
>>542498065It's not rape if he got erect.
>>542498089tfw too fast
Fuji onsen...
>>542498065It was the trainer's fault obviously
>>542497878Rose cut purple sapphire
>>542497305what is she giving trainer?
>>542497651Is Daiwa going to help my cock relax?
>>542498148Blockedka is just a slightly more inconsistent Blockushin, so yes it works. Max power and wit and go for as many midrace skills as possible + gw. But it might fail sometimes because of variance in start delays, not proccing groundwork, opponents getting lucky with midrace wit rolls (like what happened with the Vodka here), etc.
>>542497272inshallah
>>542498065It's rape, if I want to breed my cow wife as much as she wants to drain me.
>>542497272I don't understand. Do all other speed cards have power bonus?
>>542497683I've struggled with her too, I wonder if armored Fuku is easier to get going...
What kind of outfit DOES suit Ogurin?
>>542496963AlmondLove looking for 1 more active player
>>542497272If you cap speed faster doesn't that mean you have more turns to spend pressing power training to make up for it?
>>542497270Seeing older, dignified women doing cutesy stuff or dressing up in frilly/girly outfits gets me rock hard.
>>542497208I'm pretty sure the gamble of Pacer Pasa is that only one frontrunner out of many can win the Ang-Sche Stakes, and outside that one skill frontrunners in general are underpowered compared to the burst potential of the other racing stylesSo Pasa as pace has ample opportunity to blast towards second place then blast forward again
nice front runner daiwa you got there bro
>>542498443Isn't it a better choice to pump her with debuffs here like people do with blockushins? That said I just realized while writing this reply that I haven't seen a single blockushin in round 2, while round 1 was literally filled with them.
>17 years old
>>542497757actual women fall in love for much less
>>542498551She's got a 10% stat growth each on stam, guts and wits. Her sign also has you be overtaken twice. I am afraid, no she might even be hard mode Fuku...
>>542497208>>542497654A clip for it. That was something
Anime Oguri alt is still coming right? They are just gonna release it during the Season Finale instead of the debut episode
What skills and cards do I want on an xOguri parent Tachyon
>>542497878Torena would never fall for her charms
>>542498215I hope the absurdism of TM Obirda O continues to grow
>>542498510in simple terms, the +2 bonus speed on the welfare brian card kind of make the speed you get from speed training scale disproportionately with the usual power you get from speed training so your speed stat kind of outscale power over the careerwell unless you have kitasan and MLB king hanging out with brian all the time (i don't)>>542498612its a leo uma i didn't bring power cards...
>>542498390handkerchief
>>542498928hey thats me vodka da
>>542498940I'd rather they update her skill animation like they did Grass's unique during the main story.
>>542498836
>>542498928kejk wtf is this shit, where's the race?
Mackweeeen's career is so fucking comfy. Guaranteed wins the whole way through.
>>542497586There's a free silence suzuka speed card that's coming with chapter 5 which is basically a mildly worse version of the same card.
>>542497270Who are the two on the left? That's not CB is it?
Fuji Kiseki's career feels like entrapment. How can you not marry your trainee after they say shit like that?
>>542498601Something comfy and easy to move in
>>542499060https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=zVB5bLIOM3
>>542498764Debuffs are always second priority on front blockers, I have no idea what guide you are following that says you should take them on blockushin if you have midrace speed options. The whole point of blockers is to be god-tier fronts all the way up till the last spurt starts to cuck angling procs.
>>542498601she likes to wear trousers but I like to see her wearing skirts
>>542498612If you get lucky with power training at that point in the run.If you're picking the better training between speed/power as you go, your facility level will go up slower but you're also getting more chances for your supports to line up on something you might actually use.I guess it depends on how good the trainings are as you go.
>>542499063idk i've seen most people complain the oppositeryan is your rival and if she hits let's pump some iron in certain races, she's super hard to beat
>>542498215
>>542499102Mr. CBT and Misato Katsuragi Ace
>>542498358I made it.
>>542499185The complainers are usually retards who gamble everything on the Hopeless Stakes instead of just guaranteeing that first 3k fans in the race the week prior to the Hopeless Stakes.
>>542499251>>542498358remember to use protection
>>542498605does it come with a free trial for danchou's OnlyFans?
>>542499017>its a leo uma i didn't bring power cardsyour training effectiveness?
What's the general fan consensus on Gold City? I don't see very many people using her or talking about her muchI for one quite like how much of a cute angry tsundere she is, and how the gyaru exterior isn't what actually defines her(while she is also extremely sexy)
>>542499325how are you going to make her pregnant that way?
Do grandparents suppose to have high affinity with parent or the main Uma?
Be my wife
Where the fuck is the downhill. Did the japs manage to make an infinite uphill or what
>>542499391anon no, think about your job
>>542498865I just wish normal Fuku wasn't stuck with the crappy debuff skills
got my ass kicked in Group A, there are too many falcons
>>542499391He means armor you can't handle her power
>>542499426no down only up
>>542499407both if possible but main uma is more important. your gp affinity is about half to trainee but you get the biggest bonus from stack the affinities from gp + parent to trainee
>>542499325I suggested it but she laughed then looked at me like this.
>>542498764>Everyone can make better front runners than me. The only way I can compete is to make a blockushin.>What do you mean they make better late surgers than me too?!Yeah
>>542499426The Moebius Racetrack skill can be learned from a skill hint from the MC Escher support card
>>542499426it's probably meant to represent the rest of the track having a very slight incline throughout, so it wouldn't make sense to have it all count as downhill.
>nishino furawaa and seiun skyfine... i will watch your tuberslop...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l50lI-U05b8
>>542499460Raising a family with a good wife is the only job a man has
>>542499460Your exit plan aftet marrying your trainee? You didnt think of that?
>>542499251>And for my next trick, Torena, I'm going to make this semen... disappear!
Skip summer maru
>>542499376
Umas with THAT smile?
>>542498865maybe if the guts was somewhere else that wouldn't be so bad. Also I'm pretty sure her unique doesn't need you to be overtaken, just that someone is trying to late-race.
>>542499426there are 2 downhills here but they do not count in current Global patchthis is from JP server
>>542499617>Golshi regenerating stamina pretty much whenever the fuck she wants
>>542499883Mihono Bourbon
>>542499883Ya mum you freak and we all had her.
>>542497623why is this child drinking black coffee? is coffee good for you?
if I only want Seiun Sky, what's the next banner I should roll on?
>do fan farm with fan bonus focused cards>always do great stats and great runs and consistent A~A+>do ace training with borrow>back to back mood downs and horrible stats despite the MLBs and borrowed MLBI am inclined to believe cygames check if you're borrowing a horse and purposely make your RNG bad
>>542499834Based SEA chad
>>542499414I'm sorry Mcqueen, but Teio is not gay
>>542499414Stay away from that BEAST
>>542499958she likes to copy what her trainer is drinking
>>542499883NTR
I like vodka in gymwear
any open league anons here?have you seen any cryptids in open league too?this taishin finished 6th
>>542497623>lust inducing image>>542499958>Irrelevant, time-wasting question
>the biggest 4chan uma
Now that the dust has settled Grass WAS messing with her here right?
>>542500225>triumphant pulsedid he really not have pump or red shift
>>542500309>sleepy time incest
>>542500346....I think you figure out the answer
>>542500225Every time I do it makes me laugh
>>542500309Grass does not make jokes
Is it bad that I want to huff Suzuka's smelly loafers?
It's funny that Spechud being racist towards chestnuts is starting to catch on to normgroids.
>>542499146I see. What deck do I need to get an useful blocker? Assuming I should make one for the next CM in the first place. Or do a last resort one for this CM.
>>542500513what would be bad about that
Is it safe to queue yet?
>>542500513no, it's pretty normal if you are not gay
>>542500513that's pathetic behavior and you should feel ashamed
I love Cafe
>>542500309I like the sleepy sound effects in that event.
>just fuck my shit up
I like Cafe's new racewear a lot better
>>542500693Cafe banner nyow
>>542500646Kitasan no ecchi
>>542500586>>542500679Good.>>542500690I should be kept far away from the trophy room...
>>542500845my pp hard
>>542500693why is she such a coffee schizo?
>>542500554I can't wait for december when Tamamo comes out and the funfacts start to surface.
>>542500513>>542500679>>542500690I'd rather sniff Suzuki's smelly umanko
The world would be be better off without Suzuka posters.
>>542499823>just play with your favorites bro>my favorites? SMaru, XOguri, VBourbon of course
>>542500845Suzuka no ecchi
>fail tenno sho spring goal>3* blueit's fully rigged
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JshSrCLTKM i dont want to see any excuses now
>Suzuki
footfags are mentally ill
>>542500693Why does Cafe boycott Starbucks?
mayopoggers
Huh, Wonder Acute is not a gray?
>>542500772>reddit yandere horseYuckola
>>542501031Big Bossu... what about my training schedule?
>>542501189I prefer her armpits
>>542501301but enough about still in love
>>542501356SNIFFFFFFFFFFFG
>>542500982Understandable.>>542501156She just wants to be clean!>>542501189Blame the game, not us.
Sniff
Someone please tell you can filter white sparks in the future, please...
>>542501207Because Cafe is an uma of taste and Starbucks is absolue shit when you really like coffee
FUKU LOVE
Umm aren't you forgetting about Suzuka's most erotic charm point?
>>542501484lol
haru urara status?
What's a good card to borrow for Leo Cup aside from MLB Kitasan
literally me
>>542501565LA CREATURA
>>542501601Much love
>>542499376she needs more wit
>>542501605I now understand flat chest lovers
>>542501693>yukkuriYou do know there's only one fate waiting for these fucks
Why is Ticket in 2 different teams that's not fair...
fat fuck
>>542501789having a relaxing time?
Do they ever release an uma with a better visual design than Silence Suzuka?
>>542501673How do young boys going through puberty escape childhood without an uma oneesan fetish...
>3 sets of 2 winsIt’s not looking good bros.
If someone joins after day 14 of the month, they can't get rewards right?I think I've failed as danchou. There are 5 flatliners
Fuck me.13.5k Grass, you're benched, i got a new wife now.
>>542500225
>>542501745You see a flat chest that loses to literal children and think it's erotic?!
>>542502040It's ok. Kick them anyway.
this is normal btw
>>542499967why didnt you roll on the seiun banner a month ago
my crack ship
>>542502040you have to be in the club for 14 days to get rewardsyou still have 2-3 days to fix things
>>542496540I, too, also maxed my stamina, sacrificed my speed, and got 2 golden recoveries for GeminiThen you probably did ok
>>542501743ugly bastard would be training guts
>>542498973>>542498973>>542498973Answer me or I'll dig up AI slop from old threads and post off cooldown
>>542500309nice try Seiun
>>542502040which club? I'll take over and fix it for you
>>542500309I don't think there's a dialogue where Grass makes a joke
mejiro
>>542502040surely doing better than this danchou
>>542502234777 from a fuku grandparent to Tachyon and whatever else is good for a pacechaser
>>542502478he's just busy, he'll be backright...?
>>542502450I will become a Mejiro maker
>>542502212he's an educator first and foremost
anyone hosting great cm4 parents?
>>542500782Cygames doesn't have the balls to do that.
>>542502568you are too late, the mejiros are gone
>>542499376Umamusume's weakest gyaru
>>542498973Is tachyon the ace or xoguri?
>>542501980Soon, Furashu...
Pumping 11 foals into Daiwa Scarlet!
>>542499376The lack of proper respond to this should tell you to an extent
>>542502196I... I did...
>>542502623nyo...
>>542502198my wife will NOT be hanging out with that whore
>>542502796
Curren Chan is pure
>>542502218
>>542499967buy the anniversary voucher or wait until the all-banner
>>542499376She is sexy. I don't think she is very notable when it comes to the meta.
Pure slut
>>542502786blame the jobber mejiro bright, she kept losing to the golden generation
>>542502767unless you get spooked you're SOL until spark your own uma at anniversary then
She wants to do a long term experiment testing the effect that marriage has on an uma's performance.
Rise and grind!
>>542503002s-source?
>>542502884There's nothing pure about that devil.
>>542502884proof?
>>542499376her first 4 chapters were ok but I don't like the whole modelling thing
It's a new day umadacchis
F2Pchads got another 300 caratsIf they keep at it they will be able to spark in 3 years
My trainee roster is pretty bad. Are my support cards good enough at this point that I can stop rolling on the support card banner?
More Oguri gibs. Based
Do trainees really get possessive over their trainer?
it's new day des!!
Vodka looks cute too wearing a skirt
Hand over dem dirts ytboi
dirt shoes please
>>542503197All in my head and you're not getting to it
Are you having fun, anons?
retention status?
nyoooooooo
I got Curren when rolling for City, and I think she's awfulSo bad that I now dislike even the umas that show up in her story, which is a shame since I was looking forward to Akebono and Nishino
>>542503448retention for next week secured on first race
STOP THE COUNT
>>542503436if I win cm I will
ty witgawd
Horse girls would be op as light infantry and skirmishers, i wonder if countries with Camels would have a big advantage.
>>542503304Taiki makes the sun shine bright.
>>542503668Can love bloom on the racing field?
>>542503598forgot pic....
>>542503289yes it's good enough, your speed SR are great, stamina is serviceable. You should still save 200 rolls for kitasan rerun tho
>>542503448I joined the club
> Seriru and JP vets don't remember using Riko because Riko was significantly buffed later down the line near 1y anni in JP, while KR vets were using buffed Riko at the beginning of Aoharu. So if you watch one content creator say "I didn't use Riko ever, skip it" and another say "Riko is literally the most important card for this scenario," check whether they played JP or KR. That is probably the big cause of the difference in opinion. For global, we don't know yet whether we will get the buffed version immediately like KR or whether we will need to wait for the buff like JP, will have to see once the banner actually drops.
Imagine playing Umamusume your whole life and never once reaching the top.
We're on a 25k increase in retention score per week, 550k minimum to be safe
>>542503747Hey cutie...
>>542503691'murrica
Anything to keep in mind for Leo Cup? I mean some cool shit like blockushin in this current one.
>>542503691Bro, a group of 30 umas barreling down on your position at 40mph, armed and angry. That's scary.
>>542503289Continue to roll on cards and never roll on trainees. That's the only way to play.
>>542503817>For global, we don't know yet whether we will get the buffed version immediately like KR orThis is like the Kitasan 0.5% cope. We're getting it exactly like JP.
Fuck this game...
hoooooooly I am fucking RICH!!!
>>542503691After pike and shot and before mechanization, they would basically be dragoons with just a little less logistical footprint.
>>542503840
Top umas for moonlight sho dewa?
see you next week, 490kdacchi
Cygenerous strikes again
>>542503113I hope you're an okay cook.
>>542503817we know exactly what were gonna getanyone saying were getting buffs is a liar
>>542503817>roll now and dont have anything for other banners. stuck with borrowing kitasan foreveror>suffer for only 1 month and a half, not perform well for 1 CM. roll for kitasan and borrow MLB Riko/Rice insteadnot worth the 1 month FOMO
>>542503817It's simple>paypigMLB it>f2pskip
>>542503978wow someone got blessed by cyGODS glorious generosity
>>542503691umas were op on the medieval age but as soon as people started using guns it was over for the cavalry
>finally get a match without a front/late whales>Resplendent Red Ace doesn't proc (too far ahead)>Angling and Scheming doesn't proc>lose by nose to fucking oguriIt's so fucking over man, I fucked myself so hard, I'm so fucking retarded.
>>542504059your cm3 ace should utterly clear it
>day 1>5/5>round 2 A rank>0/5bros? what the fuck?
>750 carats in one shot this morning S. Maru funds secured
>>542504059pace/front runners
>>5425041862 CMs actually if they pull this Cancer Leo shit again.
>>542503541
>>542504273all the dross got sent down to B round 2
>>542503817That still doesn't answer the question, should F2P use their ~30k free carats saved up to pull in when in a week will be kitasan and christmas oguri?We also don't know if Unity scenario will be in November either. Could be earlier or later. Could be 4 months or 6 months. We will have to wait and find out unless hackeranon finds some clues in the code.
>>542502040Another danchud here. Idk about you, I specifically announced when I'm gonna kick people, so they can act accordingly.
what the FUCK happened
>>542504273is your team 3 late surgers?
>>542504059Any rank A TT ace should win >90% of the time. I use Maruzensky.
>>542504447Growth spurt
>>542504237I thought about this but my best cm3 umas are late / end gamblers
>>542504130
>>542504398They've been more or less on schedule so far. The predictions are maybe off one week or two if cygames feels like it but not more than that.
bricked...
>60/300 for 5 stardupes really suck
>>542504547This kills me everytime
>>542504547I like the way her outfit has a long zip at the back for easy access.
Oguri's harem
>>542504447Creek is so fucking sexy
>>542504337just checked, indeed 2 CMs, but one of them are also 1600m mile race, reusing some build wouldnt be hard
My Brian card is currently LB2. Club shop says 1 left. Where do I get the last one?
I hate front cancer so much more than Goldshi, at least I could actually build Goldshi.
Should i click it? I'll waste energy from the tazuna new year event...
>>542504783What's wrong with her arm?
>>542504783why does that boy have tits?
>>5425048091 left at 2K club points1 more at 3k club points
>>542504809It always says 1 left as you can only ever buy 1 at each price point. The shop will stock a new one after you purchase it at the new price (3000 club points).
I'm too weak to resist
>>54250423799% of the time however I'd rather it be 100%>>542504306>>542504479Corner acceleration uniques are good then (unlike in cancer's Tokyo).
>lost 5 in a row>won 5 in a row immediately afterReally not bad considering i spent a whole day making 3 horses for this CMWhoever matches with me in the finals, enjoy the free win ig.
>>542504970>>542504997Oh, it doesn't say the next one. That's dumb.
POST YOUR DOTO FUNDS NOW!
>>542504903human artist pls understand
>>542504059Hai. Silence Suzuka desu...Ah... Kimochi yokatta
>>542505061Doto is cute but I must save for cafe
>>542504854building front runner is easy, all you need is>seiun sky>groundwork sparks>3 green non-shit green skills in your deck's skill pooland you're group A guaranteed
>>542505040yeah it's not very clear until you get to the end
>no groundwork from both inspirations>menu > give up
>>542505243yes this anon right here danchode
FUCK NATURE
DOTO OR DIGITAN?????i like ends
>>542505301If you insist.
>>542505301gladly
ehhhhhh where do I get Corner Connoisseur?
this is just gonna be annoying to use
>>542504450no this is my team. debuff matikane, eld closer golshi, front runner suzuka. golshi and suzuka were swapping off winning almost every round 1 race. now suzuka just gets overtaken before the middle of the race and golshi gets 2nd place sometimes. i thought i had some kind of chance based on my round 1 wins, i had no idea it was going to go from 100% to 0% like this...
>>542505416Welcome to edging on a 56k modem
>>542505061For Doto and Eishin
>>542505020Can you post the map for Leo please?
>>542505416I burnt through all of mine on Fuji's banner. Having to click them 1-by-1 and seeing the silver gate over and over is very demoralising.
>>542505349Digitan has B as end, Doto has E
Attention everyone.I want to catch a deadly an incurable disease that slowly kills me. I want to see Tachyon desperately research a cure while I'm wasting away in front of her eyes. I want to see her bawl her eyes out as she realises I'm done for. I want to traumatise her as she holds my hand as I slowly breathe my last breath. God I fucking love tragekino...
>>542505301why?
That was easy
>>542505349Doto is super cute and soft, but Digital is a genetic freak for all things mile / medium
is Tail Held High good on End Closers?
>>542504861>junior late decJust run the hopeless stakes
>>542505061
>>542505670Mid race is when the late/end start firing up their accel skills so yes.
>>542505517what did you just not pull on anything
>>542505517Did you ever roll on anything or is that just swiped?
>>542496963You did this to me.
>>542504447She got knocked up and aborted in the fourth semester.
>>542505670THH is good on everyoneperiod
>>542505761>>542505769I pulled but I also put money on the game
she's edging me
>>542505964>put money on the gamehow much for 150k damn
>>542505964Lets hear a number friend.
>>542505908Rice wouldn't say this
>Summer Special Week’s pre-buff ultimate requires to be in 6th position mid race to activate >also means being near to all the Nice Natures I wonder if going End then inheriting Goldship’s ultimate would work
>>542505061spunked all my carats on gold city sorry lad
>>542506013>>542506059I put around 200-400usd every 15 days
>>542505604why not
>>542505908Rice would definitely say this.
>>542505979i hate this shit waiting for her to appear so much i consider throwing her card out of my spark farming set up
I'm just gonna use my CM1 Oguri
>>542500225I saw a few 1000/x/1000-style, no skills, with mixed success. I think I remember a Pasa who did just fine with that, lucking (and winning) out because there wasn't a second Front in the race.A Golshi, a couple of Haru Uraras, one G+ racer, but round 2 was pretty streamlined.
>>542499001i did this one time and im not sure of why, the thought just came into my head
>>542506176Thanks for funding the game, retardGOD.
>>542506176damn oinker
Yosh, it's 12am in SEA. Time to queue!
>>542506176What compels you?
>>542506089>>542506189Thoughts on this?
>>542506176200-400 is enough to spark a banner, right?
Any chance we get QOL updates like spark reroll, more borrows and auto TT/daily race for 0.5 anniv?
>>542503926But Anon I need more trainees. I only have Teio, Taishin, and Oguri for my SSRs.
>>542506294no problem, I have a good job>>542506339I like the girls design and career stories, also I like to self insert myself>>542506435400 is enough to spark
>>542506335>12am SEA>matched against Singaporean and Australian whales
what are the odds of failing the infirmary cure?because i just failed 3 times in a row on silence suzuka on 2 separate runs and i'm about to put a hole in my wall
>>542506472No, nothing is getting patched in faster outside of very simple things like what they did with the increase of rewards. Pray for borrows
When are we getting a Quality of Uma update?
>>542500225too short to have real skills
>>542506593*kicks you*
>>542506526>no problem, I have a good jobAppreciate it. I mean I also have a good job, but geez man.
>>542506593time for a tonya harding
>>542505517MAN THE HARPOONS
>>542506542ummm it can't be they must be cozying up in bed right now for the next work day...
>Moomoocow is making an entire canva just to address Seriru's videoWhy is Seriru living rent free in every umatuber's mind?
>>542504347How does anyone manage to put up with Ticket?
>>542506767they are malding that people love him
>>542506685>Appreciate itEveryday
>>542506406cute
>>542506593How on earth could tiny little Teio rape me, a grown ass man? I'd like to see her try.
>>542506767Isn't that the same guy that made people go 1200 sta 3 gold recoveries because he used wrong data lmao
>>542505403https://gametora.com/umamusume/skillstype in the skill nameclick on more
I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>542506593What if I want to be raped?
>furious feat / on your left>red shift / pump some iron>updrafters / slick surge / fighter>professor of curvature / outer swell>behold thine emperor / triumphant pulse is this basically what you want for late surgers? what skills do you take to move up mid-race so you're not 10 lengths behind the fronts when the final leg starts?
She wants my cock so badly
>second borrow down the drainDanchud gomen, I'm pulling the plug
>>542506767more like moomoo cowbei cowbu lol haha get it singaporeanons hehe
>>542506875All that mattered anyway was Goldship getting into position to activate spurt
>>542506970>what skills do you take to move up mid-racelate / distance corners
>>542506734I'm super comfy lying in bed right now. Not working tomorrow though, I just vomited from food poisoning so I'm taking tomorrow off.Also I was lying about being super comfy, send help my umadacchi
>>542506593At least she's giving you a chance. Other umas just assault you in the middle of the night
>>542506526Honestly? Based. This is better than giving them off to vtumors or something
>>542506526>no problem, I have a good jobITS THE BLACKROCK CEO ANON WOAH
>>542506680Check out my cute little cancer thrower. yes, she did spook me 7 times when rolling for sky and ama
>Checking my clubmates fan count>Danchou is 16/30Come now, you can do better than that.
Is coffee good for you?
>>542506970Now that is one pure uma!
>>542506970Fighter doesn't do anything, it's just for activating and scoring points in team trials (midrace accel is useless)Midrace speed skills might push you out of range of Pump Iron, so it's a bit of antisynergy
>>542507164I drink it with lots of milk
>>542506526Mike, I...
>>542505517The mythical leviathan...
>>542507145>forgot picVoila, BEHOLD final form future of bronze cancer medalist
>>542507339she looks like she has potential
>>542507075There are worse fates
HOPELESS status?
>>542503289You have all the top ssr speed cards you need. 0lb creek isn't great but far from bad and still a must. Borrow Kita you're good. Might need to learn to lower your standards and what the actual stat floor to clear the course is over what people are recommending which are often full mlb decks especially since you're missing a bunch of the welfare cards from earlier events
>>542507164Yes, but only if you smoke afterwards.
>I can surpass danchou in fan count if I do 3 careersI AM GETTING THAT PRIZE FUCK NIGGA
Bros...
>>542506970It's over if the fronts are 10 lengths ahead, especially if the track got a really short final leg. Running a front blocker is a must if you really commit to ace late surger.
>>542507450if you're brocked you're brocked
>>542507450very
My late surgers performing worse despite I replaced them with better stats, but replacing their white skills like corners etc with curvature, they all have left and feat btw. Should I drop curvature for white skills next time?
>>542507450Can't you read? She's not about to lose here.
>>542507391>the potential to run behind the last late surger despite ulting and triggering every skill until halfway through the final spurt>and then moving sideways a littleI love my little jobshin
>>542507549>>542507559>>542507632she won by a head
>>542507450cant pass other Umas with a head that big
>>542507503Hygiene and table manners aside, isn't that quite a healthy and refreshing breakfast?
>>542507676So... by 1L?
>>542507508my danchou hasn't played for 8 days
>>542506406Torena wouldn't say this.
>>542507534I LOVE HARUTEN I LOVE HARUTEN I LOVE HARUTEN I LOVE HARUTEN I LOVE HARUTEN I LOVE HARUTEN I LOVE HARUTEN I LOVE HARUTEN I LOVE HARUTEN I LOVE HARUTEN I LOVE HARUTEN CYGAMES AGENT IN MY WALLS
I had 4 runs without a Groundwork inspiration. Surely this is the one.
Finally broke 1k
saar your CM3 ace saarhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBo0pZ5wcCo
>>542507710Yes it is actually,its just how balkaners eat. Manhattan Cafe paradise vacation.
>>542507605Huh? You replaced your regular skills with gold skills?
>>542507760Very true. I would kiss Rice Shower and then break up with her to see her reaction
>>542507620I agree.
>>542507901>updrafters>slipstream
Teio's head is big, BIG.
>>542507605Accel matter more than velocity boost like curvature, and it can trigger on first corner too which doesn't help much.
>>542505517
I see the morning opponents live up to their reputation
How does the game calculate that my whorse is seventh favourite here?
>>542508215Whats your favorite pige webm?
taishin sweep
>>542508215That only works if he can be shamed in the first place.
you didn't beat me if you used seiun falcon or vodka, the game simply allowed you to win
>>542507739Your simply didn't love your danchou enough
>>542508304DELETE THISSSS AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>542507901>pace chaser gassed 1 minute in
>>542507410Seriously, what's up with the pink ribbons?
>>542508295
>>542507508>Danchou is letting the low achievers feel comfy before ulting
>>542507739giwtwm
>>542508446Nice, thats cool and cute.
>>542507605I did not run Kitasan at first because I needed Left from Tickezo SSR so I didn't have access to Curvature so I had to settle for white skills. I noticed they were performing worse after buying Curvature in my later runs with better stats
>>542508283>D gutswhy did you even show up to race day
>>542508426Pink ribbons means they are in heat
>>542508446Cute AND delicious!
65308265CM4 Stamina test
Chilling with my wives in group B is so comfy...
>>542507710Looks pretty good, assuming that white stuff is cheese
>>542508304Kino taishin enjoyerpost build
>>542507410I can take her.
>>542508564>>542507967
>>542507410Is this survivable
>>542508565To win, which she did.
No! I only want you!
>>542507503i look like this and eat like this
>amazing front Pasa ace run>front S and groundwork sparks>capped speed and high power>even got an onsen ticket>but not enough green sparks or hints to actually trigger groundwork There's always just that one thing missing from an ace run...
>>542508690My stupid bitches fumbled into A league and I'm hating it.
love this texan weeaboo
>>542508276maybe I should queue in the mornings instead of right when the new round starts
>>542508276that guy just clicked auto and it reused his gemini ace there is no way
>>542507605Double circle distance/style corners are better than Professor (same goes for Beeline vs double circle straights) in almost all tracks unless you get the few tracks where Professor can proc twice. Professor gets buffed later to be better. I think witgod even mentioned this in one of his first videos for global.
Assuming I want a Super creek ace for cm4, whose card do I use? Also I need a lot of kikuka sho flags.
>>542508678https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku//#/racedata?bin=iq7fPwpzsKFunny race, my Oguri went so far ahead she denied unique from Seiun, but procced neither Gourmand nor Maestro so she died immediately after and my recycled CM1 Golshi won.
>>542508945Isn't she from Kentucky?
>>542508945she's from kentucky
is Early Lead good or a meme skill?
Can I just reuse my CM1 aces for CM3? They're both med, right? I don't wanna grind parents anymore ;_;
>>542508945They nailed every part except the weeaboo shit. If her and Taiki were both country gals, my god...
>>542507867>got groundwork>now thisI think this is the runI'm going to die in Haruten right[/s]
>Day 1 >Already nearing 470kFUCk
>>542497270Is Rudolf a hag? She always comes across as more of an older sister type, the dorky older sister that in reality is only a year older than their sibling and that the little sister would giggle at behind their backs every time they try to act much older and more mature than they actually are.
>>542507739god imagine daiwa scarlet's thighs squeezing around your arm like that and being able to sniff her thighhighs holy heaven
shit game shit game shit game shitgameshitgameshitgameshitgameshitgameSHITGAMESHITGAMESHITGAMESHITGAMESHITGAMESHITGAMEEEEEEEEEDAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>542509481Anon... Rudolf is one of the OG hags
T minus how many hours until maru?
>>542509271>>542509253Kentucky is just Texas with fewer Mexican.
>>542509551fatass
>>542509551>not recovering slow metabolism immediatelycmon man
>>542509551Yeah shit fucking sucks when you get training that stacked and get a 0
>non MLB SR is worse as a statstick than MLB RAny other rare cases?
>>542509439I don't know how I'd resist getting a hard on...
>>542509659HAPPENED THE LITERAL TURN AFTER I GOT IT
>>542509603But she doesn't act like one, is what I mean.
>>542509716still super worth it for the power and skill points though
bwos? What should I even buy with friend points after I MLB'd urara guts? Is it just friend slots until the end of time?
>>542509740How's Suzuka?
>>542507508
>>542509481She looks like a soccer mom.
>>542509716>>542509551How come none of you run kitasan
>>542509868No, they eventually add "skill books" (discounts for an uma's innate skills) plus other stuff
>>542509217Seiun hit the unique, she overtook again for a second and then died. I got confused about it too since she instantly fell to third, thought the game glitched.I did another race too and the Seiun died during the last spurt, no rushed and Swinging proced but she got hit with 2 subdued Front and the Nature debuffs.Seems like 850+ Stamina and a Gold Recovery is a must even with only 1 Nature.
Guys my heart is beating really fast...
>>542509180Probably borrow Dia
Why is she like this
>>542509961I do, you can't have more than five on a training.
>>542509961kitasan is overrated
God I wish Umas were real.
>>542509940Wait, what was that? Why did you snap a photo?
>>542510075Good. Fear will save your life tonight.
>>542509961But I do, she's one of the only decent speed SSRs I have
>>542510057Forgot the Seiun
>>542510075Reminder that with how much stronger umas are than humans, if you let her cowgirl there's a very good chance she'll crush your pelvis
>>542498065
how come they don't use the URA finale camera for every race? it's kino
>>542507739>daiwa's socks right next to his nose>all of their discarded shoes nearby toodear god
guys is doto going to be ok?
>Parent Run with taiki>1* gutsShould I train guts more so that I can at least gamble on 3* guts?
>>542510243Seiun feels really tough to run in CM4. Out of all of summer Maru's features, just having a second gold recovery available on hanshin 2200 without having to resort to inconsistent ones like bofa might just be the most convenient for next CM.
i didn't really prepare for either of the 2 previous CMs (or this one) and won group A in both, this one i am getting 0/5 wins every timecan't tell if everyone else is just getting better or i got extremely lucky the first 2 cms
NO NO NO NO NO SLOW DOWN CURREN CHANG SLOW DOWN YOU DID NOT EVEN PROC YOUR UNIQUE SLOW DOWN SLOW DOWN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAshe won
>>542498065When you become a trainer at Tracen, you give up your human rights forever
>>542507739What the Teio doing?
>>542510485No point. If you're doing this for leo cup, know that there's no guts stat threshold like there is for cancer cup.
>>542510186Save me? She's not going to hurt me right?>>542510345Is that the emperor's divine might?
>>542510087You're the one who kept hounding her to become her trainer.You don't get to run away after that.
>>542503817what's with SEA sloptubers and trusting everything gooks say as gospel despite global being almost identical to JP but with a faster schedule
>>542510075if she leglocks you you ARE cumming inside
>>542510087What do you mean why? The only people who roll Brian do so because she's their waifu, they know why she's like that.
>>542509868Buy sashes you need
>>542510726why is censored?
>accidentally max purchase support points insted of follow slots in the friend shop
yayonly 2 parfaits
>>542508043Where are the tan-lines, anon?
>>542510080Okay, so I borrow the Dia, and use my mayano card. I just need to farm flags now. I did so many miler careers I lack long flags.
>>542510960
>>542510568god Seiun Sky's outfit is so cute and fluffy and girly and soft I want to hug her so bad
Ya'll still hoarding clocks?
>got 2 wins in B group>Upgraded from TT 5-6I do a single trial per day and only do scenarios during events. I rolled twice so far and I have 45k carrots. Long game bros it's happening. Thanks Oguri Crappa
>>542510585She tries to fracture his leg.
>>542511090yee
>>542510636the only sloptuber I watch is the one with a Liverpool accent and I'm sure he gives bad advice but he sounds like Ringo Starr so I can imagine he's telling me about Thomas the Tank Engine instead of bad advice on a horse gacha
>>542511090You'll need them once MANT drop.
>>542503184[Karma Tatsurou] Santa Jouji
Agnes Digital waiting room
>>542511090Lol I don't even open the daily shop anymore
>>542503823I'm got 521k should be safe for a week but I'll work on my teams more once I farm 400k for event
>>542510634cute
*Opera O's you*
>>542510516I feel like buying 2 Gold Recoveries is gonna be tough because of how important skills are for Front Runners to stay in first.I got pretty unlucky with Creek Rainbows that run and I'm running 8* Stam 8* Power instead of 16* Stam. I think getting 850-950 Stam on Fronts and hoping they proc Swinging is the best way to win with them.
>>542511251Still disappointed about the female trainer. She better motorboat Creek by the end of the season.
>>542503823do you have any proof?last week and this week both it was closer to 480k than 500k
>>542503823Desu it'll probably hit 500k and stop just due to how fags are training decent runners for CM and then putting them on their TT teams.I wouldn't adjust anything until Aoharu comes out if you're getting above that.
Pokke wifebest wife
>>542510182cute boy...
>>542511127>>542511193Cool cool>>542511338Clock count?
What
>>542511529it hasnt gone up all monthhe's just shitposting
>>542510938You're supposed to fill it in with the depraved things that you totally wouldn't enjoy.
I'm just going to borrow riko lol
>>542511596trvke
>>542510619The experience will transform you and you'll never be the same, but I know you don't want to be saved. Soon you will understand.
>>542506767Because he is capable of condensing information into short useful videos instead of some 2 hour rant about nothing. They know they'll never have this ability.
pls hold the slot open for 3 more hours bros
Anyone have .pngs of the support card frames? Just curious
>>542510634Explain Bancho and her trainer's lore to meI'm serious I really like her design I wanna know more about her
>>542510135Awooga humina humina humina yes yes yes
>>542506526think of the cocaine youre missing out on bro
>>542511596What's Pockets personality like? The movie isn't accessible on stream or anywhere how do people even watch it
Is Fighter bad? I see no guide recommend it
CM4 is medium and doesn't have an equivalent to on your left, does that mean pace late and end are all equally good there?
okay /uma/ which one do i use
>>542512163lmao just go watch it on 9anime
>>542512234no it means end is best again
>>542511757Are you going to borrow your entire life?>>542512163>The movie isn't accessible on stream or anywhere how do people even watch itMovie's name?
>>542512273Nyes
>>542512174It's a mid-race acceleration which is not beneficial in CMs. It is good for procing in TT though
Went to a convention in Texas this past weekend. Niggas love El Condor Pasa a LOT. I wonder how much mech sales in the US will differ from JP.
>>542512273left imohas S so highest effective speedand 2 golds
>>542512327yeah? you have to borrow in every run LMAO
>>542511967Left because mile S and you have several acceleration skills
If I do a Seiun parent run, don't I need 4 Mile sparks so I can run the Mile G1
Meisho Doto
>still getting fucked over skills, stats and races despite having better cards and limit breaks This shit is one huge scam
>>542512681you don't need to run mile G1s if the grandparents aren't running them either
>>542512584The American horses are always more popular here than there.
>>542512681You can skip it
98263086CM4, just random testing. Bring a front if possible
Day 2 will be worse
Phew... safe for another week.
Last attempt before round 2 is over.Right one is better right? Still can't get Mile S
>>542512956Poking Teio's womb from behind!
>>542512681It's not an objective and if you're making her for CM4 as a parent then getting mile to A makes you roll for 5 pinks instead of 4
>>542512695knocking doto up before leaving her to be a single mom...
Am I crazy but are shoe requests just not showing up? Made mine, it’s not there
>>542512980yup
>>542513028Don’t :(
I hate the RNG that just makes me fail 5% and get awful, all stats down AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>542512980Idk about outer swell, it’s most likely going to push you too far forward
post that dog i really like
>>542510643You don't exactly have a lot of choices at that point
>>542512584JP loves rice shower and here she was the “lol killed on track” horseAnd of course Texans love El Condor Pasa, she’s an honorary Mexican
>>542512980No red shift sucks but yeah, right is better
>>542513143
>>542513161symboli refrain from cumming
Who is the most dangerous uma?
>>542513185Rice Shower does crazy numbers with western pedophiles or “muh hecking daughterino” types thougheverbeitfully.
>>542512652Left met the minimum sta line but with those wit she will 100% die to rushed
>>542513143do you like my dog
>>542512163>The movie isn't accessible on stream or anywhere how do people even watch itTruly a mystery
Stupid question because I'm paranoid, but selecting "View Results" doesn't affect the race results right? I feel compelled to watch every race and it's eating up a lot of time
>>542501274No, I thought so as well but I guess they gave her gray hair for the grandma gimmick even though she’s a dark bay horse irl. Sometimes they do give mismatched hair colors like that like with Ardan or McQueen
>>542513425Surely there’s a better option these days than ny**
>>542503817It's just so funny how he acted so assblasted when witgod mentioned to skip Riko and to get XOguri. I wonder if he was planning on gaslight everyone into MLB Riko and to skip XOguri to make his global CM adventures easier.
>>542513437of course it changes the race resultswhy wouldn't it?
>>542513437Results are the same. Place is determined when you enter the race
>>542513369Dream Journey
>>542513437It's already calculated when you press start so no.
>>542513423looks kinda skinny ngl feed it more
I feel bad for anyone who fell for the Bakushin meme. I keep seeing the dumbest umas win. Hishi Amazon, Air Groove, a fucking End Closer Haru Urara. Pull for Summer Maruzensky all you want. Breeding front runners at an accelerated schedule is just going to burn you the fuck out.
>>542512059Watch her bond story, or even better play her campaign.Short of it is that she's a lone wolf type that likes getting spoiled by people she's close to. Her trainer had to be one stubborn bastard to nab her, and even then he clinched the job thanks to Bigwa's help.
I feel this CM was a bit more f2p friendly.Many people got into round 2 group A instead of getting filtered by stamina like the usual.I managed to get group A final this time with my welfare (with some 0 LB cards) deck and previous times I was at the risk of complete elimination
>>542513510Maybe, I don't really care. If it has what I want I'll use it.
>>542513423Brush and comb it's hair bro
>>542513392Finals are great mood + you're running a late gambler + the whole "601/301" shit is for some cryptic last spurt speed bonus not the actual God intended stamina+guts requirement.
>>542513437Schrödinger's race...
>>542513579are you an american perchancethat's a normal dog
>>542512584Can you post pics of it? I regret not asking any of a Tm. Opera o cosplayer from a local con.
>>542513423biwa got fat
>>542513515Witgod seems like the most sensible uma guy because he actually played JP and isn’t cribbing off the spreadsheet Still skipping xoguri
>>542513423Oy vey that dog is gay
>>542513423What am I looking at here? Cockapoo?
Name a more useless gold skill than Shatterproof, I dare you
>>542513185>And of course Texans love El Condor Pasa, she’s an honorary Mexican>TexansThis is Shuttle territory, you fucking wetback
>>542513579I like this hors from oguri cap animeShe is cute
>>542513437You're asking too many questions, torena-san...
>>542513193I can't seems to get redshift spark to proc ever except on that first try.And training Maruzensky to be high affinity for Grass is bothersome.
>>542513582My blockshin is what secured me group A. Not even dumb falcon could stop her.
>>542513649dogs (and cats) are cuter when they're a little rounder
>>542503817witgod guide to F2P with explanation why vs witshart use these banners are a must pull because I said so
>>542513617>>542513728he was a miniature poodle, he had curly hair naturally>>542513579i took that picture the day he died
>>542513728it looks like a labradoodle
https://files.catbox.moe/29j97o.mp4Seiun Sky has a strange looking coochie...
So /uma/ is a pasta and dog gen now?
I’m being told that S in track increases speedS in race increases powerS in style increases witIs that how it works?
>>542513817hey fuck you
>>542513678He somehow is even more updated to our timeline and our patches despite only scrapping by to communicate with global players
>>542513582>Breeding front runners at an accelerated schedule is just going to burn you the fuck out.https://youtu.be/3aKGGctJIbc?t=87
>>542513423at least he's touching grass
>>542513741the gold FoV debuff
>>542513817rip doggo
fuck dog
>>542513989What the fuck is this like Billy Eilish playing on top of it
>>542514003Nyess
>>542514104idk man ask Grok where he got the music from
Fuji Kiseki is a cock blockCan't believe we aren't allowed in the dorms even with an invite...
>>542514058The basic English adds to the sovl
>have to rely on Lone wolf and Outer Post Proficiency as my third greenSurely nothing will go wrong
>>542513989>double outer labiaIs this how uma vag work.
>>542496963/uma/ my mouse is falling apart, any recommendations?Razer Viper v3 seems the most enticing with its 8000hz polling rate
>>542514232Based Fuji Kiseki saving torena from those harlots.
>>542514232Fuji just wants all the ponies to herself
>>542514232funny cause in her career fuji is totally for (You)She falls so hard for you by the end
>>542514232It's trainer safety. Having a single human cock in the dorm full of umas would be the end for trainer-san
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G5jLP9EV1w
>>542514232The taboo makes it hotter desu
yeppers?
>>542514003No, S turf/dirt affects just accel and acts as a 5% boost to power in that regard. However in other things that power affects like lane change speed or uphill speed, S race will do nothing
>>542513989dunno desu looks pretty normal for an innie to me
>>542514319502 has never broken on me. Every other brand has the scroll wheel breaking.
>>542514232If you followed Helios into a dorm party, you'd never make it out.
>>542514232>pure trainer falling for the party excusethank god Fuji exist
>>542514319just get the G305
>>542514319I just use a cheap 25€ deathadder, because I know razer mice scrollwheels how inbuilt expiring dates of a year or so.Still better than the competition where every modern mouse suffers from doubleclicks.
>suddenly free Hot Topicbased zoomer horse
Do we get free pulls in the half anniversary? I want R riko...
>>542514489>there are anons who do not sync their TP and RP timersDanchode is going to be mad.
>trigger a shit ton of mid race skills>get blocked by frontcucks>trigger no stopping me at the start of the spurt>if it promotes trigger unique at the start of spurt>failsafe maru uniqueis this how we win dotobros??
>>542506853Do you just not read? Umamusume are canonically strong enough to throw bodybuilders around. Kitasan and Satono pull a delivery truck out of a river with their bare hands in one of her support events.>>542511090I'm well over 200.
>>542514232>tfw ywn low key rizz up a down bad uma gyatt
>>542514319I use g203 since it's cheap and fits me well and if it breaks down a new one doesn't cost much and they are still being made.
>>542514232She's just doing her job as a dorm leader. Also means that it's fine if they do it on trainer's room instead
>>542514489I think Bijin is cute but she may be the most forgettable uma by a landslide.
>>542513582>muh blockushin is badyep you got BLOCKUSHIN'D
>>542514717Helios and Winning Ticket are the best support cards that I never see anyone else recommend or even discuss.>>542514489What's the ETA for her banner anyway? I'd like to pull on her if I have the carats.
>>542511090I'm supposed to use these?
>>542514232I don't even have Helios support and one day she appeared and kindapped me to a karaoke, I don't mind, but what was that
What if I put a shock collar on my dog? Then she will never be able to rape me.
>>542514319Just steal one from the office you work at.
>>542514070do people find this sexy? for some reason bloomers are sexier but i cant put a finger on why
>think "damn that's a pretty scary falcon">then I see it Uh bro, you forgot something...
>>542514767I feel like her zoomspeak should annoy me but Helios is so retarded it wraps back around to endearing.
>>542514931I'm running King Halo ace. They just keep securing wins for me. When you don't run meta, no one is built to counter you.
>>542514986this dog won't rape, just be extra careful on sping, that's all
>>542510601I guess then I should just use the 1* guts if 2* and 3* don't improve her stats anyways
>>542515005My office uses magic mouses...
>>542515051SOMEONE had to get you to A Finals.
>>542514232I don't care if it was for my safety, I would've died happy.
>>542515051this is the average player following advice blindly
>>542515051second round group A?
>>542511090Farming Brian hard mode has eaten a few dozen but yeah. I'm in trouble when we can start using them for non essential races, though.
>>542515228Yep, this person got past first group.
fucking spe's great granddaughter
CM4 training was easier than I thought, I'm already done training for my aces.Helps that the same parents from CM1 are good for this one too.
>>542515051Damn, that's what people are bringing into Graded these days? I would have a legit chance against that level of competition.
>>542515051The smartest Smart Falcon player.
>>542513989prompt the face a bit more bro
>>542515051Falcon bro you forgot your 10 turf sparks...
>my parent top gun that I threw in last second just to make sure falco doesnt front run alone has won three racesThis was very educational to meShe doesnt have any super high stat, nothing is capped or even close, BUT she has groundwork/plancha/anglingSkills >> stats
>>542514161>>542514508Alright. Then it seems that with skills has made the bigger number Taiki much worse than the S Mile Taiki
>>542515051This is what some will see in the final round and push their chances to win higher. All it took was weeks of dedicated grinding and preparation to beat these sort of people in the final round and win that title.
>>542515051This CM is retarded. Somehow these umas managed to get me into A finals
I'm doing too well. I'm getting massacred in the finals, I can feel it.
>sleep deprivedFUCK>chains into gold city gets her training restriction eventFUUUUUUUCK>it cures night owl and gives 25 energythe fuck? we are so back
>>542515453i went from 75%~ win rate to near 90% this CMpeople did not know how to build their front runners
>>542514232reminder that Helios has the same waist as Ass Wonder but even wider hips, which means you should breed the dumb zoomer horse.
>>542515730It's all luck bby
>>542515601>resists arrest in your path
>>542515790Get out of here AKI
>>542515723Who's the semen demon on the far right? I see tons of art, but she's not in global yet.
>>542514358Just 2.5 more weeks...
With no Stamina debuffs (Mayano failed her check) this Seiun didn't die and managed to win a CM4 raceShe got hit with 2 Murmurs in a previous race and died.She didn't get rushed in either race and Swinging was the only recovery that proced.I wanna try and find a race with only a single Murmur to see if she can live
>>542515781Difference is like 1000 carats between 1st and 3rd. Novelty is gone. CM doesn't matter at this point.
>>542515051Surely it's not so bad since turf aptitude only affects power.
>>542515790Bwo you Falcon?
>>542515730I, too, am retarded.
>>542515601AM I BEING DETAINED!?
>>542515723Is Cesario for (You)?
>>542515882Gentildonna. The one Golshi fears and has a pretty banger theme song Lady G Donna.
>>542515976Pace chaser Pasa is great at farming badly built fronts. You just win unless there's really strong late in the room or other pace.
>>542515907That actually makes me feel better.
>>542515976dirt S....
>>542515994She's one of two umas who get to refer to (You) by username.
so will the new banners be up at daily reset or do we have to wait a few hours?
Choose
Speed Eater has probably won me multiple matches this CM.Putting it on both of my fronts absolutely cucks anyone trying to actually compete against me and I just won another one against a surger because of it.
>>542516218Banner changes always happen at 10:00pm UTC so 7 hours after the daily reset.
>>542516224My wife Oguri chan.
>>542516224maru
>>542516101The really strong Late in the room tends to be my Nature, somehow, who has just as many wins as Pasa.>>542516134She's my dirt TT ace.
>>542515994Pretty much
>>542516364waow
>>542516218Tomorrow, anon
>>542516146the other being?>>542516364OI
>>542516364crop that bwo....
>>542514319i use mx master 3s i stole from work because i like the side scroll wheel
>>542516364
>>542516364Based
>>542516410>spe is naive and pure>her daughter(mare) is already thinking of marriage upon the start of her careerWhat the hell happened?
>>542516364Why do people ruin their outfits by ripping them?
>>542516450Your Katawa Orekko wife.
Groundworkkek...
>>542516608they wanted to make money
>>542516621it's hot, people will literally buy stockings and tights just to rip them during sex
>>542516656>Fails the groundwork wit check rng
>>542516364Spe don't look
bros stop...
Anyone want to borrow this parent? I want more friends. ID : 825428981052
>>542515730i think they made matchmaking easier
>>542516813Nah
>>542516813where's your URA Finale sparks bwo??
>>542516813decent parent anon! hopefully people use it!
It's more difficult to get a firm handshake from Air Shakur than it is to bed Cesario.
>finish round 1 with over 65% win-rate>first day of round 2 is over and i didn't qualify for finals>losing to legitimate shitter umas over and over>vodka is belligerently drunk>ass wonder is being straight up retarded>they forget their skills and run into the backs of the fronts that missedfucking slot machine style on a slot machine game.
>>542516813bwo... your groundwork...
>>542516608First year umas are pretty tame in comparison with 2nd and 3rd year umas
>>542514564the 502 i have atm has its scroll wheel broken after about 3 yearsthey're good but don't last
time to grind out my Pace Pasa.
>>542516920Thats why Air Shakur is not liked for most people
>>542516813Honestly I'm more impressed with your club. I know yall run that shit like a prison
why is daring tact so cute bros
>uma has 600 (six hundred wit)>forgot groundwork once>didnt angling twiceHoly fuck im so nervous about finals none of this is consistent
>>542516652Who's this?
>>542517214that's why you build 2 front runners
>>542516967Good enough, I've used every other brand so far and they all die within a year.
>Lost to this
you should bake
After witgod weighed in this image got even more spicy
>>542514564>>542514646>>542514695>>542514821>>542515005>>542516504Thanks bwos, appreciate your thoughts
>>542517321KYS Miracle
>>542517480witgod:>i don't remember using this cardliterally every single other sloptuber:>i have no idea what witgod is saying, this card is practically mandatory and was seen as such in korea and taiwan/uma/:>WITGAWD HAS SPOKEN
>>542517323>both fronts fail groundworkthat's why you build THREE front runners
>>542517480What about the Natie card?
Damn. Tachyon has some pipes. Any other characters have weirdly good singing voices?
>>542517321You can use reverse image search, or crossref her looks with the uma wiki, y'know.
>>542517480i'm just gonna MLB them all
>>542515851Are you serious
>>542517772>witgod:>>i don't remember using this cardsomeone said that /uma/ won't pull for riko because witgawd has a bad memory and it made me lol
Why would anyone listen to a nip who plays on the easiest server who hasn't experienced the roadmap meta?
>>542515601I demand to be handcuffed and disciplined by officer Laisu this instant. Anything that makes Rice dominant is criminally hot.
>>542517432the horse is (me) wearing a horse(u.m.a.) costume
>>542514564I've been learning Blender for a few months and this has been a disaster for all scroll wheels I've thrown at it. Considering buying an MX Master even though it seems like it would be clunky as hell for gaming
>>542512809>>542512919>>542513020but dont you have a higher chance rolling sparks for every won G1 race
>>542517772Because it turns out the card was buffed 2 months later in JP, while KR received the buff immediately. So the cope shifted to "erm maybe global will get the KR treatment bro!!"
Lebron James reportedly forgot than one of his aces was already running Lone Wolf
>>542518134you'd get those race sparks it doesn't give you extra chance for different races/skills
>>542518140What was the actual buff to riko?
Damn, this trainer must be really handsome and charming, otherwise he would've been arrested already like damn
SPECHUD SEX???
I'm worried...
>>542518271bigger tits
>>542518259my fucking god i've been running every g1 possible thinking it would increase my chances at inheriting a groundwork spark specifically
SHUT UP
grok is crazy
>>542518316Me but Tenno Sho Spring when you have to get 1st
>>542518414Global curse
>>5425182435TH
i hate this game
Is it discouraged as a F2P to do graded league? I was able to manage in the last 2 cups but round 2 is kicking my ass to the point I can't get a win to go group B, is it gonna get worse in the next cups?
>>542518243me on the bottom
How good is Calm and Collected
>>542518314the hot springs is NOT sexual in anyway whatsoever. it is a cordial, respectful, and platonic night of relaxation after years of comradery and mentorship. the lights are off by 9pm. there are two separate beds.
>>542518583I go graded, first to I ended up B finals, this time I'm going to A. Can't be bothered with building B horses
>>542518583you can still get into the finals as F2Pyou should be following ONLY the advice from seriru and you'll get there
>>542518414doto will be ok doto will be ok doto will be ok doto will be ok doto will be ok doto will be ok doto will be ok doto will be ok doto will be ok doto will be ok doto will be ok doto will be ok doto will be ok doto will be ok doto will be ok doto will be ok doto will be ok doto will be ok doto will be ok
>>542518243Add generic filler uma to the 1 Star Pool!
>>542518553lmao. But I heard people here say what american hours are easy mode.
>>542518583Long/Medium cups are actually worse as f2p because you will get hard stat checked. Mile/sprint you can still get wins by pure rng
>>542518485But Tenno Sho (Spring) is piss easy if you're not building a miler, just dump your training into stam and you're guaranteed to win by distance.
>>542518583Nyes. It will just get worse. Might as well quit if PvP is your enjoyment. If you just like cute funny uma then just don't care.
>>542518635Worse than Gourmand and Maestro, but it's more consistent than BoFA afaik
>>542518507nyo
>>542518314“Wife”
>>542518872>>542518872>>542518872Nexto
>>542518839it says that for every uma
>>542518834Okay because sometimes I get a run with only gourmand and or only Maestro and I'm like fuck it gimme the gold
>>542518762My Brian for Cancer has 800 stamina because of that stupid race. She's still performing decently but I wish I could've built up her power more.
>>542508775Based student council rejecting her invitation cause no one want to see a lovely couple flirting
It's been a fun CM. Watching both Curren and Gold city overtake Angling has been neat. here's to cancer gold
>>542503817im gonna roll for riko
>>542513589Thanks anon
>>542517214600 wit means your groundwork will fail to proc 12 times across all 81 CM races (finals included). Global overprioritizing specialty rate while skimping on wit on a meta where 1 skill failing to proc can be the difference between losing and winning is baffling when you look at the actual numbers.
fucking dogshit inspos run holy shit i'm so fucking mad
>>542519356It's fine, I've counted and Groundwork has already failed to proc 12 times, this means it's going to proc in every race from now until finals, securing me the victory.
>>542515051>smartest Falconfag
>>542515051>SEA Falcon
