Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>542407551
DON'T LIST-- TO HER L--SNEMLEI ------------------
claiming this thread for thiccley!
>Andrew... stare at the swinging watch... you're becoming siblingsexual Andy. Sistersexual. From now on, naked strangers do nothing for you. Julia's naked body does nothing. Spread eagle cam girls do nothing. But a mere glimpse of your sister's bare shoulders, collarbones, feet, thighs... and you get rock hard instantly. And while we're at it, from now on, you can never refer to your cock as "my penis" again, you have to say "Ashley's penis" since it's mine and it's just attached to you. Do you understand? Do you agree? You better... I'm gonna snap my fingers soon>Yes... I understand. I agree. I am sistersexual. Strangers do nothing... From now on Ashley's penis can only get hard to Ashley's body. Forever...>Good. *SNAP*
God I fucking love these siblings...
slippery sister soles
This thread has been thoroughly claimed for Ashley and her delicious feet#NOHUSSYZONE
It's all so tiresome
>>542764232Will Ashley ever be able to make friends?
I thought up an AMAZING post while I was drivingBut then I forgot
>>542770649Probably not. Seems unlikely either of them will be able to relate to normal people after this even if they do get away clean.
>>542772280>cunt (woman)American hands made this
>>542764232Pokey is complex? He was just envious of Ness's family and life and desired that for himself
>>542772558You must be a faggot if you have to specify female cunt.
>>542747815it has potientional but desu its too on the nose. if you're gonna do that at least maybe a border around the blocky image or if you're gonna make the image transparent you can add some detail around the bottom like the shitty drawings in ashleys/andrews dream world. same thing with the back coffin with the two little bunnies. personal prefence, make it a zipup, hoddies look really bad imo. you can make one side the "you are" selection screen.
>>542773207Please use this version
>>542769124Made for ABC (Andy's Big Cock)
>>542772750nta but he's referring to different english slang. Calling a woman a "cunt" in british slang is extremely crass and distasteful. It's mostly used against guys.
>>542770649Maybe after they settle down in some eventual outcome, they will be able to blend in on some faraway forest town and make some acquaintances. I liked how "The Torment of Audrey Graves" fan fiction and matchaukarp art handled this.
>>542769012*exhales*
*inhales*
Andy with glasses a receding hairline and nasolabial folds and eyebags <3
>>542778981Canadian healthcare
>>542780135>almost 5% of people who died in 2023 died from assisted suicide, most often because they got cancer and universal healthcare was a worse alternative
>>542778981And yet anons want to convince me that the game isn't set in North America
>>542780382Why the fuck can't USA have this. Let me go
>>542780512>Why the fuck can't USA have this.We have guns
>>542775506I am English and I have no issue calling a woman a cunt.
>>542782237cunt
I hate my sister
>>542783169Proof?
>>542783169Do you hate her enough to hate fuck her?
>>542783169No you don't, you know she's a qtpa2t
Aloneley
I hate my brother
>>542786104Proof?
I hate my kids
I hate mortals
But I love their goyslop.
>>542780890I'd rather have a better way
>>542787075if america had MAID it'd probably be implemented in such a hilariously dystopia way since healthcare isn't free>i need to work a minimum wage job for 5 years to save up enough money for my MAID procedure>i need to cripple myself so I can get insurance to cover MAID
>>542786405Man, Takis taste really awful. Fitting for a demon.
>>542787780You just don't get it. The excessively hard tortilla chip tubes are SUPPOSED to taste like the liquid left by rotting vegetables!
>>542787075>better wayDying is dying. What's better about how you do it?
>>542786405....I offer these two!
>>542789465Unacceptable
>>542780135>>542780382Canada introduced MAID to lower their suicide statistics lmao. If they counted MAID as suicide, then suicide would go from the #6 cause of death to like #2.
>>542788545I'm not gonna engage man
>>542789612Is that ???'s birthday?
>>542785218What does a2t mean?
>>542792891sound it out
>>542792959Cutie pie ay too tee?
>>542793191qt3.14
Stick.
>>542793191cutie patootie
>>542793517what's a patootie?
>>542793605
>>542747981He does in the game, that's the joke.>>542788545It's certainly better than your loved ones being traumatized and even sadder because of finding your dead body in what was seemingly just another Tuesday afternoon. Retard.
>>542793860>in the gamehis bunny doesn't though. Why would he have a label sticking out of his neck?
>>542793860I'm not trying to tell you to kill yourself, but what difference does that make? You're going to be dead anyway
>>542787413And then if you kill yourself you'll got to prison for unlicensed medical practice.
>>542793963Sorry that's what I meant, the bunny DOES have it in the game. I don't have a pic now but pull up a gameplay or something and you'll see the plushie has the label also. It's quite funny.>>542794274You are autistic.
Pythagoras and the what?
>>542794274>You're going to be dead anywayWell, you actually cannot "die" per se. Is more about ceasing all patterns of your experience and wiping your memories of your current "life". Look at it this way: If you are able to dream, then you have memories of a place that you didn't experience in what you call "the waking life", but if you couldn't remember anything from your current experience and establish that same dream as "your real life", then what's the dream and what's "reality"? That's because you are not actually the person you are playing as right now, you are pure consciousness having an experience in a localized place. We can see people die, but if you experience death, then what happens? Considering the dynamic nature of your consciousness (being able to dream, being able to think), then you truly never die, you simply forget and experience everything again forever as another character.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_suicide_and_immortalityhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reincarnationhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GnosticismSo yeah, it's not much about "you're going to be dead", but more about "you are eternal anyway, so have a blast" :)
Is this game gnostic?
>>542797758Cruelty Squad is the only gnostic finnish game.
>>542797758More or less, yeah. And i would add that, metaphysically speaking, Nemlei games are idealistic.>Idealism in philosophy, also known as philosophical idealism or metaphysical idealism, is the set of metaphysical perspectives asserting that, most fundamentally, reality is equivalent to mind, spirit, or consciousness; that reality or truth is entirely a mental construct; or that ideas are the highest type of reality or have the greatest claim to being considered "real". Because there are different types of idealism, it is difficult to define the term uniformly. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IdealismTake Coffin for example: In Chapter 2, the realm in between is established as a dream world. Ashley goes there a couple of times, one of them to partake in a ritual that have a direct effect on her localized waking experience. But then, in Chapter 3, it becomes a real, tangible, location, in which Andrew can also access to, and not only that, but it's revealed that other people have also entered the realm and died on it. Coffin takes place in a dream world, where the characters traverse trough a personal psycho drama, influencing the waking world trough their own mind (More or less similar to silent hill 2 for example).https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dream_yogahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akashic_recordsThere is a lot of stuff like this to ponder across Nemlei games, like Better Half being an allegorical story about non-duality.
>>542798387What went wrong with Finland?
>>542798652>wrong
>>542798652>
>>542796846Is Coffin a Pythagorean game?
>>542793364
>>542793459Stickley!
>>542796753>the bunny DOES have ithe does? sorry, I never noticed that before
You ever start making a post about your sister but then delete it because you realize you've made it before?
>>542798652asian genes
>>542801626What was the post?
>>542803296Just that I'm seeing my sister for the first time in a while. She's a lot nicer than I'm used to, and so I don't really know how to act around her anymore. I keep preparing for fights that don't happen
>>542803517Let your guard down and be nice to her.
>>542803517Pull your pants down and be rough with her.
>>542803517Put the gun down, don't kill her!
>>542803517Be sure to jerk off before meeting with her, anon. And don't ask why because you know why.
>>542806432I just can't get over that this bitch had been wearing the same clothes for over a decade. Even Andrew and Ashley switched up their wardrobe over the years.
>>542805467I'm not used to or good at making genuine human connections with other people.
>>542798652rovio and supercell are also from finland btw
>>542807332>wearing the same clothes for over a decade
>>542807332Andrew and Ashley were kids. Kids grow out of their clothes.While some have been tossed due to wear and tear, I am still wearing a good amount of the same pants and shirts I was when I graduated high school nine years ago.
>>542807332They were poor and didn't have growing bodies
BR girls? NBR girls? Makes no differenceI hate 'em all
>>542807332That attire seems to be her work uniform, just like Douglas suit. Andrew and Ashley changed their clothes because they were in different stages of growth, while their parents were going trough the motions ever since.
>>542814075Don't hate your sister, Anders.
>>542770649Ashley and Belle are so cute omfg.
???
>>542818969
>>542819170freaky bastard
>>542819170based
>>542764232>a quarantine>corrupt authorities>demons>worldbuilding delivered through comically dystopic TV and radio broadcasts>takes place in an unspecified Northern European setting>90s technology and culture>characters are either morally bankrupt pieces of cynical shit, tragic victims of circumstance, or goofy oddballs>misanthropic and nihilist themes>cults filled with idiots worshipping things they don't understand>depressed, angsty male protagonist who kills people and smokes a lot>dysfunctional families, bad childhoods>an apartment building that goes under quarantine and then burns down after being attacked by armed government thugs>benevolent entities>hussies>hags>Christianity as a minor themeWas NINHA coffinpilled? It felt like there was at least some inspiration.
Incest Bad.
>>542824058Stop being mean to Julia!
>>542818969>>542819170i was hoping for a chicago typewriter to be in there
>>542827169https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE0U018Copw>I was hoping for a IBM Selectric!
>>542827827i audibly kek'd, nice reference
>>542774792this is correct and there's nothing we can do about it
>>542764232When the fuck were Andrew and Ashley villains?
>>542824058I don't know what that is but the fact it's called Nina speaks to the synchronicity
>>542832368They crossed the moral event horizon when they killed the campers, if not when they killed their parents. They're literal serial killers in SnS
>>542832368Tardsoul...
>>542832531>summon demon>get your soul stoleFAFO
I had a dream where some Combine-style dictatorship took over Coffinland. Douglas had to work with Mexican gangs to keep his family afloat, and there were also these cool old school Nemlei style animations whenever Andrew was going insane. It also confirmed that the Graves are Asiatic.
This is June. She lives in apartment 406. You should say hello to your new neighbor. By the way why does the water taste funky lately?
>>542839708Why do all these hussiesonas just look like Ashley?
>>542839760easier to just build off the main female sprite in the game
>>542839760"They all look the same" you're just racist anon.
>>542839708Why would the water taste funny?
>>542840378In my bull shit retarded fan made June introduction lore, she moved into the apartment right as the contaminated water was being pumped through the pipes leading into chapter 1 lock down. No one knew yet though.
>Hellooooo, I'm the Retail Critic. I check it out, so you don't have to.
>>542840378Because I peed in it!
>>542841174What's up with the lemur above Ashley's head? Is that the artist's signature?
>>542840940>his middel name was Walker>Doug(las) Walker GravesNemlei, I'd kneel
>>542841002>! I love you Ashley. !<
>>542841002FTFY
>>542839708Andrew and Ashley would have never had to resort to cannibalism if Ashley had udders like these..
Nemlei is the most prolific prostitute in Finland. She's sucked off every male cabinet minister and is shown off to every foreign delegation visiting the country as a welcoming gift. This year she was lucky enough to be brought to Washington by Finnish president Alexander Stubb, where she promptly gave a rimjob to Donald Trump after his sweaty golfing match with Stubb. Right before Stubb's US visit was over, but after the whole American executive branch had blown a load in Nemlei's anus, the Secretary of State asked Stubb where the hell Nemlei learnt to suck cock so well. Stubb replied, "She was taught by the greatest sucker of dicks in America: Kit9". Rubio shed a tear and never felt prouder to be an American. The entire room saluted Nemlei as she palsically got up off the ground, trembling and with semen leaking out of her every orifice.
>>542841267>Is that... Your mother's...>CREDIT CARD!?!?!?
>>542841625I was able to use my imagination scene for scene. Details painted vividly.
>>542841625If you could go ahead and kill yourself that would be great. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
>>542841625
>>542843790>Broyfriend got a job in accounting department >will stay hours after his shift ends>had to get special clearance to stay in labs
>>542843790What's the label on the beaker say?
>>542844636Nasty Anti-Serum, I believe.
>>542844636Hussy Anti-Serum
>>542844709>>542844894They word a accidentally
>>542845139what
>>542840668>moved in when the water was already bad>knows what it tasted like before thatAlso the parasites aren't real anon.
>>542843790>O>HO>HO>Owhat did she mean by this
>>542845901I didn't play the route that explains that. Now that you mention it, I never got an explanation about who *{ who the hitman was or who hired them.}* I swear i took my time and clicked on everything possible.
>>542846426>I didn't play the route that explains thatWe knew the parasites were bs all the way from episode 1
>I didn't play the route that explains that.You didn't play the game at all. Leave. No wonder you're trying to make some wack OC.
>>542846567I did though. I posted a couple days ago my ending. Why can't you just believe me and help answer my question?
>>542847024>ai slopdisengage. disengage. DISENGAGE. DISENGAGE.
What's Ashley's favorite dinosaur?
>>542841625u fags are the reason nemlei wanna talk to us no more
>>542841602Ashley is a booblet and could never breast feed starving Andrew
>>542848049Bro-ntosaurus
>>542847079Once again proving that AI slop is wielded exclusively by retards.
>>542848049Velociraptor because of Jurassic Park (1993)
>>542851404The "velociraptors" in Jurassic Park are actually deinonychi, just given a different name by Spielberg because he thought "velociraptor" sounded scarier. A real life velociraptor would've been very tiny and extremely easy for any human adult to kill.
>>542851612Delicious sister ass.
>>542851590The real velociraptor was about half a meter tall, weighed no more than 44 pounds, and had a bite force less than a chihuaha. You could probably kill a velociraptor with one kick.
>Nyaa~ Look Andrew. Your mother is a catgirl like in one of those cartoons you watch
>>542852916
>>542852916I don't believe he ever watched tv by his own choice
>>542853346>Tfw mom forces you to watch anime with her again
>>542851590Who cares Andy? Damn scientists always change their mind about everything! Feathers suck. 'Scientifically accurate' dinosaurs fucking suck. Next 10 years Paleo-retardists will probably say dinosaurs had eyestalks like fucking snails or something!
>>542853581>Paleo-retardists will probably say dinosaurs had eyestalks like fucking snails or somethingkeked. That would be cool though
I'm switching teams
>>542840668Oh it's yours. Kill yourself.
>>542841251it's a promotional artwork for the brazilian tcoaal webseries and that tiny lemur head thing above is the studio's logo behind the show
>>542854270What the fuck is with this game and Brazil?
>>542846426>made cringe unoriginal hussysona>didn't play the gameYou can't make this shit up
>>542854270>brazilian tcoaal webseriesOnly good tcoaal content that's come from Brazil >>542854301It's just an internet thing. More of them, so they're more prevalent. Can't wait for Elon to release geo-tags on Twitter, just to expose how much of the OC, H*g, hussy stuff come from Brazillian tourists.
>>542854301>shithole>people getting butchered>organ trafficking cartelsBrazilians may as well call this game "The Sims"
>>542854479>Brazilians may as well call this game "The Sims"
>>542851590I think I remember the current lore was that they mixed Deinonychus antirrhopus with a type of Velociraptor, and that's why their name is actually "Velociraptor antirrhopus" or some shit. Still doesn't explain the featherlessness.>could easily killI don't think it would be easy, they still have nasty claws and are probably very fast. But yeah, maybe with a few injuries.>>542852445I am not that confident in myself...>>542854135Kill yourself.
>>542846426The soda company sent the hitman.
>>542801626No, but I'm paranoid that if I don't change the details some twitterfag will screenshot it and she might see and connect the dots. My sister is a mythical Persona fan who actually plays the games. She reposts cute art from various fandoms though, including Coffin.
https://youtu.be/bkzDSKW7Fms?si=Lr57gWWBiykfiJGYEverytime I listen to a song by Baby Bugs, the Ashleycorest music of all that is Ashleycore, it makes me want to kill myself so bad and spoils all my barely existent aspirations to live this sisterless gay ass life. I can't take it anymore. I should never have been born. Is this how Ashley feels all the time? Poor sister...
>>542854135>That's my boy
I've had like 3 people tell me to kill myself over artwork I didn't create. Didn't expect 4channers to be so emotionally sensitive.
>Ashley got deflowered before Mei-chanI hate this artist so much you wouldn't believe.
>>542855890You want a hug, faggot?
>>542856045Absolute god-tier buttfuck scenes though, so I can forgive that at least. I honestly think he just wanted an excuse to focus on sister-shitter-shattering.
>>542856574Please stop calling it a shitter. It is not erotic at all to be reminded of poo. A post-enema rectum should not have any poo-related functions whilst a penis is inside.
>>542856767And it doesn't, but one should always remember that the primary purpose of sisterbuttholes is exit-only (after they're married via delphic rites, since unwed women do not poop).
>>542856828No, one should remember that he wants to stick his penis inside of her bumhole! Nobody wants to think about poo while that is happening!
>>542797758>>542798646Dunno about that but it's definitely demonically possessed, I swear to god this game comes from beyond. Its themes are so specific yet so powerful that once it resonates with you you're forever addicted. I remember when I first found this game I was hooked up immediately and felt like this was what I was missing my whole life (it was). From then on I became extremely depressed, stood at a dark corner in my room (door shut) listening to Coffincore music and the game's soundtracks all day and even CRYING sometimes. I remember especially the childhood parts were very sensitive for me, I felt like I never had anyone I can love despite everything throughout my shit life. I would dream about having a sister, about being children and playing around with her like it's a fresh fucking memory, and then I'd wake up and want to DIE. I would sleep for 10 hours, wake up at noon, then sleep yet a few more hours, and would STILL feel sleepy and tired all the time. I had no ambition to do anything. This lasted for like a month, and I'm just gonna say I feel like demons and malevolent spirits around me were feeding off my intense negative emotions and consumed my energy at the time and they feasted quite well thanks to this game if so. I remember during those times I also thought Nemlei definitely made a deal with some ancient lost, forgotten deity or spirit lol to make THE perfect game for people like us and now it's demonically charged and we might actually be connecting ourselves with an actual demon like Lord Unknown or ??? by being in this fandom and through this game. Good times.
>>542856884And you don't have to, but it's an objective observation of reality that you're fucking the familial fartbox; the delphic dumper, if you will, or the sisterly shitpipe, the relative rectum, or the imoutie pooter.
>>542857078Nigga, I think you like poo.
>>542857260I don't, I just like fucking with you because you're denying that you're driving on the wrong side of the highway.
>grownupshttps://files.catbox.moe/m192lv.mp4
>>542856767Andrew would say that
>>542858454This is genuinely fucking terrifying because there's no way she's going to be dissuaded from doing security. My sister eclipses most men I know and she would still likely have no chance against anyone not on an H-1B visa with an XY chromosome configuration. He needs to chain her to the kitchen until she agrees to never work security.
>>542856997I think you're just lonely anon
>>542856997I think you're mentally ill anon
>>542856997This game was my Black Panther to be honest
>>542858762Nah, women can work in security just fine. I was part of a mixed unarmed security company that would get deployed overnight at various warehouses, parking lots, construction sites...etc. The whole point was to have someone there to call the police if you observe suspicious individuals scouting around, I mean there's no way that I would've risked my life by fighting an man with cheap Chinese pepper spray that might not even work. For what? Slightly above minimum wage?
>>542859462I try to understand this, but I've spent my whole life with a different concept of security and the idea of my sister being in that kind of danger upsets me on a spiritual level.
>>542856997Hope you find serenity in life. This interactive visual novel resonates with you deeply by just remember it's fiction. Hope you find things in goals and joys in life.
>>542858454I can't understand why the bro took his shirt off to grapple with his sister, but the dude's hilarious and I want to see more.
>>542854135Alot of problems in the game could've been solved if Andrew just hugged Renee every once in awhile. She seemed to like hugs.
>>542855890>4channers
>>542859918Maybe he's shirtless all the time at home.
>>542859964>I got a reply to my bait
Good job, nigger.
>>542860546>"Don't do that, sweetie."
https://x.com/T0x1c_G3n0cid3/status/1978666839522627875
>>542860924Wrapping my arms around Andrew's waist
>>542859414I don't see the correlation. Explain?
>>542859286>>542859341I am lonely and mentally SOUND but this game wouldn't have conquered my soul the way it did without psychic qualities to it just trust me bro. Lord Unknown or ??? or some other demon we haven't yet seen must be like a real ancient heathen god or something and it must be channeling its powers towards us in the form of this game, made by its earthly emanation, Nemlei (pbuh). Folks, I think we may have found the Demiurge...>>542859631My goal is to reach whatever spirit is behind this game because clearly it inspires some great fucking art, and money. I NEED what Nemlei got.
>>542859918it's big brother humour. he's fighting his little sister as if it was man to man and he's basically showing off and saying "i'm not holding back" by being shirtless.also a bit of having fun grossing her out.
>>542862606>grossing her outDunno anon. That sis does NOT look grossed out to me.
>>542855085I can't remember if this is from orange or blue bar path
>>542862418I was kind of a siscon before and this game touched that tender spot on my heart I didn't even know it was there. Not that I go 'Holy shit Andrew/Ashley is literally me', but it kinda poignantly summed up for me the nebulous feelings when I think about her or the days when we shared when we were playmatesNo other fictional works have wounded me like this game, and I didn't give a jackshit about romance in general. But alas here I am
>>542862876Maxed out blue path and choose the Trust the truth and Decline for some Mom/son Kino
>>542863928>and I didn't give a jackshit about romance in generalMe neither anon...
Any the coffin of andy and leyley speed runners?
>>542860924good art
>>542865540Back during Episode 2 drought, there were. I think preferred route was Decay, because it could he finished quicker. record was around 10-16 minutes iirc. Personally, I think it's stupid to speedrun a narrative driven game, but different strokes, I guess?
https://x.com/boo3eebig/status/1978726016370848100
>>542864601Ngl I think orange bar had the better bridge scene
>>542866475Ashley would never
Do you think Andrew ever came on her scars?
Gooooooooooood morning
>>542867238Horrible day to have eyes
>>542868090
>>542868294So disgusting that he fucked it to pregnancy.
>>542868294Censored
>>542871904So post the uncensored then
>>542872187
>>542873083Buttley...
>>542873083Yes, I would like to put my penis in that.
>>542841625wwyd if the next devlog was just this text + a picture of Thiu hanging himself?
>>542856767>Please stop calling it a shitter.noted, i will now refer to it as a turd cutter
>>542873083
>>542709928I need to stop stretching my Wiimussy out, as it's lost much of its tightness.
>>542875742>Yamete kudasai, oWii-chan
>>542875349Burial chapter 3 leak?
>>542874707I'd join Thiu
>>542873212i wouldn't do that to andrew.
>>542879280I would.
Is it gay to get a handjob from Noelle if Yule is using his telepathy on her?
>>542880415A bit, but it would 100% be worth it.
>>542879362
>>542880931Andrew didn't say that.
>>542881606Why did Nemlei include a monologue from Andrew about ballpoint pens in the Netherlands?
>>542881845subconscious influence from her past life
>>542856997Ok, i'll give it a shot.>Dunno about that but it's definitely demonically possessedCould you explain what you mean by this exactly? A common pattern i noticed among people across the site (that it's curiously similar to the christian evangelist panic from back in the day) is that they somehow concluded that some media or content is "demonic". What does the word means for you?>This lasted for like a month, and I'm just gonna say I feel like demons and malevolent spirits around me were feeding off my intense negative emotions and consumed my energy at the time and they feasted quite well thanks to this game if so.Which demons? Which spirits? Is this coming from A DIRECT EXPERIENCE, or your interpretation of the experience is conflaged between all those abstractions?>I remember during those times I also thought Nemlei definitely made a deal with some ancient lost, forgotten deity or spirit lol to make THE perfect game for people like us and now it's demonically charged and we might actually be connecting ourselves with an actual demon like Lord Unknown or ??? by being in this fandom and through this game. Now this is the best part to extrapolate on because i have some similar insights. A personal head canon of mine is that Nemlei have some sort of spiritual experience herself, although it may be more of a personal inspirations of hers more than anything. Max Payne is similar in this regard: A noir story that fuses with occult imagery and abstract, psychological voyages that the characters undertake. But all of them can be interepretated in a more optimistic light, as every single Nemlei story is about characters letting go of the pasts to embrace a dream of sorts, against a perceived world that deems said ideals as "wrong", something that ultimately doesn't matter in the end, as dreams and reality are one and the same.
>>542881923Before Nemlei was a cat, she was a dog...
I was reminded of this earlier but Cletus the slack jawed yokel from the simpsons, the guy who lives out in the bush with a heap of kids.His wife was heavily implied to be his sister.Has anyone ever made the standard couple shot crossover art with them?
>>542882790Of course Hitler named his dog fucking Blondie
>>542883043he was a big fan of the comic strip
>>542883023God damn they are fucking Delphic, how many fucking named children do they have? The shows artists' couldn't even figure out how to draw retarded people 72 times and just drew 72 normal healthy children.
>>542883289Ohh, I assumed it was in reference to the band.
>>542883540at least you didn't assume if was referring to the dessert
>>542883289Comic strip?
>>542883828https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blondie_(comic_strip)
>>542883330It sets a sort of precedent for Andy and Ashley, they could move to the middle of nowhere and have a boat load of kids together.Another thing I just remembered was Homer talking about moving to bush living on a farm and something about bart and lisa marrying but then he was cut off by someone saying "to other people" and I think he paused. Anyone remember it?Maybe the simpsons was actually pretty incest pilled.
>>542884004>Maybe the simpsons was actually pretty incest pilled.why is sibling incest a running theme in FOX animated shows?
>>542884260Fox's target audience is red-blooded Americans, not woke anti-incest liberals.
>>542884260simple. it's funny because it's true.
>>542884606>not woke anti-incest liberals.Those woke anti-incest liberals championing "sex positive homes"?
>>542884260Meg is totally fuckable. Can't blame FOX.
>>542884857Did they ever show her grown up with Lois's body type?
>>542884847They're not positive about siblings having sex. Sad!
>>542884847they hate incest because they believe it's always rape for the female in the pair (and for the younger one in homosexuals, and it's still rape if it's twins because it just is ok).
>>542885060Don't remember. She was blonde one time tho.Also I like that she's not like her mother. Lois is hot, but meg is fun sized.
>>542854301most indie games are very popular around latin american countries (mainly from brazil)just like how most indie games are also popular from east asian countries like china and south korea>>542854420>Only good tcoaal content that's come from Brazilhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD1Ed0PLuJMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7NrWDfLFP0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM6mifS2BmE99.0% trve
>>542885856>>542885060Why do people seriously jack off to the Simpsons and Family Guy? There's nothing titillating about those art styles. Nemlei's art style isn't even meant to be pornographic yet there's still more obviously fuckable cues in the character designs.
>>542886137I don't think people jack off to it, well maybe a few freaks.They were just culturally significant so a minor side reference to something incestuous will stick in your mind.
>>542884847>>542885594The sex positive crowd lost the mini civil war among leftists, technically they're 'sex positive' because they're still pro hookups but they despise imbalances of power that don't exclusively benefit women. They hate that top 10% men will pump and dump 7-10 out of 10 woman without committing, by the same logic there's a huge power imbalance when it comes to incest so naturally they can't support it.
>>542886137Maybe back then someone cranked their hog to meg or Lois, since the show had more nudity or risqué shots.But I think both Lois and meg would be attractive people in an actual suburb, you gotta pretend like family guy is a sitcom, with real people.
>>542886407I would have theought they would champion the rights of women who believe their brother/father is the best man for them and should be allowed to marry him?
>>542886137>There's nothing titillating about those art styles.some people like plain janes, anon
>>542886793Always get weird troon vibes from Jennifer aniston, can't shake why
>>542886812The father/brother (the patriarchs of the house) have too many opportunities to groom the woman when she's a young girl, ultimately that's why incest isn't championed by the left.
>>542887007Perky tits, wide jaw?She looks like that SS officer from "inglorious basterds"
>>542887303....wait, are the shitlibs finally orientating themselves to a potential position where they support sexual chastity before marriage as the only way to give women more real power? Or will they still want the cock carousel option but demand that chad or brad marry them?
>>542887572......They are oddly similar aren't they.
>>542888046The latter, they'll keep trying to shame Chad and maybe getting Brad arrested if he lies about being a doctor, CEO...etc. I know some European country passed laws equating lying about being rich on dating sites to a lesser form of sexual assault. lmao
I am groot
>>542888860Can a plant commit incest?
Sisters.
>>542888921
>>542888760>some European country passed laws equating lying about being rich on dating sites to a lesser form of sexual assault. lmaoAll I can find is a reddit article about new jerseyhttps://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/2n9wp9/lying_about_being_rich_in_order_to_get_someone_in/
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>542895573My demonigga knows to avoid the sun's harmful rays.
>>542896859With a shimapan umbrella, really?
>>542897105He also has impeccable taste
>>542896859He's simply afraid of Ra's wrath.
>>542895573Why are they on late stage Earth?
>>542895573Niggley...
>>542899586Bitch. Dumpster. Bitch.
>>542899421>>542899497wE muSt gO hErE nExt.
Andy really need to quit smoking
Andy with glasses a receding hairline nasolabial folds and eyebags!!!
Andrew won't have a receding hairline, Douglas is proof of that
>>542904938The parents weren't even 40 yet however.
Andy just needs a good sleep schedule
>>542905152Sleep is entirely unnecessary.
This is Andrew's bloodline btw.
>pink eyesThis is Ashley after marriage btw
>>542905556>>542905875It could be a LOT worse.
>>542901220RETVRN
>>542905152I need to rape him in his sleep, as a prank.
>>542905152you just know this nigga sleeps making "honk-mimimi' noises
>>542905152Sleeping with Ashley for 10 hours every day
>>542793860>It's certainly better than your loved ones being traumatized and even sadder because of finding your dead body in what was seemingly just another Tuesday afternoon. Retard.Fuck that, if I'm dying, I'm making sure the whole world knows it.>abloo bloo I don't want to get in society's way so I'll just let the government kill meWhat a good cuck.
>>542911747Edgy. Totally worth reviving that post
>>542904938Thats not how that works. Considering how unhealthy and stressful his entire life has been and continues to be and since he's a carrier of the gene already.
>>542905875Imagine having Ashley as your grandma
Weddings fucking SUCK and the Graves shouldn't bother with one
>>542905875Did they even like their grandma?
>>542919139Bad day anon?
>>542919139How was the wedding, faganon?
>>542919139They don't need to, they're already family.
>>542873083Elite ball knowledge I salute you true /calg/ger.
>>542881054You however did respond to bait>>542882031I'm just schizoposting austism kun.
>>542919139Obviously, having a full blown ceremony is a tad performative and redundant. But something cute, brief, and symbolic? Would love to see. One of my favorite moments in Forbidden, the second best incest story of all time, has a 'wedding' like that.
SNS might be considered a bad ending for the siblings, but it's a good end for society because Ashley and culling demon worshipers that the cult is spreading as easy food for ???
>>542922372The ideal siblingwedding is a small gather of your closest family and friends, clothes are nice but not outrageous wedding-industry expensive, there's food, dancing, good drink, and a monstrously debaucherous night of sweaty bareback bed-breaking sex after a week of anticipation.
>>542920387How is it incest in the first place? They're literally family.
>>542923110Smartley.
>>542922685>small gather of your closest family and friendswould literally consist of: Friend B(he would be very uncomfortable, but I guess Happy Andrew is, "happy", ???, the mop, and the cop.
>>542923557Sounds like an extremely based gathering.
>>542922685>clothes are nicewhen episode four drops, i will need to know if they're getting married in any of the endings in advance, so i can wear my finest while playing. haven't dressed so elegantly since the last devlog.
>>542923557??? is NOT invited, but Lord Unknown might officiate the wedding.
>>542926776Lord Unknown is the loser who crashes the wedding.
>>542923557Does Julia get an invite? Does she go?
>>542928763She goes because she doesn't know who the bride is and is on edge during the whole thing trying not to say the obvious.
>>542824058how would they handle the Visitors and solar apocalyse?
>>542928739Shouldn't that be Douchebag?
>>542932240LU does it because he wants Ashley's soul. Douchebag does it because he wants Ashley's body assuming she's easy.
>>542888760>I know some European country passed laws equating lying about being rich on dating sites to a lesser form of sexual assault.That's in the common law too. It's called rape by deception.
>>542932356>Andrew>Douchebag>???>Lord UnknownWow, every guy who goes after Ashley seems to be a fucking asshole! What attracts this type to her?
>>542937353Tar Soul.
>>542932356>Trying it on with the bride at her weddingAt least they'll have the main course at the reception covered.
If Ashley did end up becoming a handjob artist, would Andrew book her services?
>>542938814>handjob artist
>>542919509Not a great one. I hate people>>542919738That's tomorrow, today was setup
>>542943004This is your last chance to put on a skirt and let him pound your bussy
>>542943085This is your last chance to accept that I'm not gay
https://x.com/LilianDuleroux/status/1974654471809724472
>>542943226>Homoanon>Isn't a homo
>>542943226Yeah but your brother might be!
>previously, incest was bad because "uhhh genetics">gets debunked>today, incest is bad because "uhhh they can't consent"What cope will normgroids latch onto next when that gets debunked? Or is their dishonesty already at wit's end?
>>542943510>>542943714It's over, anons. Tomorrow is the day I die
>>542944480Have you even bought the skirt?
>>542938814>Andrew: (I'm too stressed. I need to relax somehow.)>Andrew: (God, my neck has been aching lately. Wait, maybe that's it. I've never gotten a massage before. Beats sitting around and doing nothing.)>*enters store*>Andrew: (Well, this place is as good as any. Looks cleaner than I expected. Though, I actually want a real massage for my neck, so I guess that's a good thing.)>Andrew: (Though if the girl is cute, I definitely wouldn't mind a "full body" massage right now.)>*Woman comes to counter*>Ashley: "Irraaaashaimase! And welcome to Five Finger Quick and Discreet-">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDkyiUCa_8Y>Ashley: "What are YOU doing here???">Andrew: "What are YOU doing here!?">Ashley: "I work here. What's YOUR excuse?">Andrew: "Why the FUCK do you work here!?">Ashley: "You are not dodging this question Andrew. What the fuck did you think you were gonna find when you came in through that door?">Andrew: "I'll admit you were probably the last thing I expected.">Ashley: "So it IS about sex!">Andrew: "So it IS that kind of place! -And fuckoff, I came here for a massage.">Ashley: "Sure, just like all the times you went to 'study' at Julia's.">Andrew: "This isn't about that and you know it! I am NOT letting you whore yourself out for random men. I'll find another way to make money. Get in the car.">Ashley: "You have no right calling anyone a whore, Andrew. Second, it's not even that kind of place!">Andrew: "Bullshit.">Manager: "Is there a problem?">Ashley: "Yes! This man is harassing customers!">Andrew: "I'm harassing YOU dumbass!">Ashley: "Whatever! Just call the cops and have them throw his ass off our property!">Andrew: (What the fuck are you doing Ashley!? That'd be bad for BOTH of us!)>Andrew: "U-Uh, there's no need for that. My apologies. We'll continue this when my sister finishes her shift.">Manager: "Oh good, I really didn't want any cops coming around here. ...Wait, you're related?"
>>542886407>They hate that top 10% men will pump and dump 7-10 out of 10 woman without committingThe new narrative among feminists is that this is actually a good thing, because those men are still worth more than average men who will commit because women don't need commitment anyway, just high status Chad cock. They've basically whored themselves into supporting harems via "situationships"
>>542904938If that's how hair genetics worked then my dad and paternal grandfather wouldn't both have better hairlines than me.
>>542946739kek
>>542944149There's actually a study showing that even if all their arguments are shot down they will still insist it's wrong.The same study showed that more subjects would rather drink cockroach juice than admit siblings consensually engaging in incest (with protection) could hypothetically be acceptable.
>>542947537So what will the next justification be? Will they just default to saying the Bible forbids it?
Hey there neighbor!
>>542949346Let me show you something in my basement. Don't mind the circle and candles. Left over Halloween props.
>>542949346Welcome back Sims-san!
>>542949346Nice.Aren't the kitchen and bathroom the other way around?
>>542949562>>542949691I didn't make this. Stolen valor from Google
>"Andrew, it's not your fault..."
>>542946739he better get that massageit's hard being the world's best brother
>>542951260Which sister is most likely to give her brother a handjob? Older sister or younger sister?
>>542951374Younger. They look up more to their brothers.
>>542951552It's because they look up to their brothers that younger sisters are not gonna jack off their brothers without it being predatory>>542951374Older sisters are sluts and whores who never got properly regulated by a male peer. They'll gladly experiment with their little brothers
>>542951374Twin sisters, because in that case it's basically masturbation.
>>542952205Older twin or younger twin?
>>542952231Came-out-hugging twin.RIP mom's vagoo.
>>542885594>and it's still rape if it's twins because it just is okDon't normies think twincest is hot?
>>542952914kek
>>542952914>I am a powerful daemon>here's visions of you fucking everyone in your family
>>542772693>Pokey is complex?he's just more than a whiny rich-ass fat kid if you know more about earthbound in detail>He was just envious of Ness's familynot just that, he's actually jealous of Ness bc his parents are extremely abusive and irresponsible with him for the fact they are rich as hell, making them too busy of other things than their own childAnd when Porky discovers that his neighbor's family (Ness) was completely peaceful and loving, he gets absolutely angry and decides to takes revenge on him because of it.especially the fact that he was a rich but arrogant child and from a very clumsy and abusive family, while Ness lives in a normal and calm condition but without much money.also, he only became a true psychopath when Giygas took full control over him, causing him to become what he is nowso yes, he's not just some bastardized version of Richie Rich, but a poor child who just wanted to be happy, no matter how wealthy his life was.
Why doesn't Ashley have a torso?
>>542954614>that Ashley Graves, her legs go ALL the way up...
>>542954614Ah, I see now. Andrew putting the torn drawing backtogether is actually foreshadowing of Andrew chopping Ashley to pieces and putting her back together, sans the torso. Very Nemleian, bravo!
>>542954782crazy that Nemlei made fucknugget Ashley canon
>>542944149It's bad because of both, all you need to do is take a look at the arab world to know that incest is bad.>i-it's because of arranged marriages!!!Arranged marriages with who? Their relatives? Oh.
>>542955748dream sequence in the realm between isn't canon
>>542944149It's bad because they're both assholes.
>>542957614>Arranged marriages with who? Their relatives? Oh.The argument is that they arrange marriages for unfit people who survive thanks to modern medicine but probably wouldn't be able to find a spouse on their own. They aren't exposed to selection so whoever has the most children "wins," which is probably going to be those low impulse control retards.
>>542957614Yes, arranged marriages go against natural selection, hence Middle Easterners have fucked up genetics.
>>542959132Huh!
>>542959132Huh?
>>542959413>unfit people who survive thanks to modern medicineThat's like everyone born after the year 1850, yet only incestfag countries become mongoloids. The best part? Muslims are practicing the tamest version of incest possible. Cousincest. >>542959645Modern medicine is also against natural selection. You're not a drooling retard because your parents and grandparents aren't related by blood.
>>542960913>Modern medicine is also against natural selectionYeah, but modern medicine doesn't guarantee you pussy, whereas the most disfigured, misshapen, retarded Muslims are guaranteed multiple wives and therefore the opportunity to pass on their genetics.
surely we'll get a devlog this month
>>542769124
>>542962706No need, haggot mods will keep Coffin alive.
>>542963103I will kill you.
>>542963253But it's true, it keeps normies from forgetting about it.
It's over sissies, haggots WON.Nemlei will seethe, abandon the game, and eventually mom mods will have more content than the base game.
>>542963376Normies already forgot about it
Love thy sister
>>542934902I wonder. If I challenge someone to a duel under false pretenses, is it assault by deception?Assuming a jurisdiction where consensual fighting is legal, obviously.
https://x.com/Miksary_/status/1978993986149695805
>>542962706https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOiZuw7EToE
>>542969310goddamn, ashley got some mommy milkers in that image
>>542971317Meant for >>542968437
>>542959413You're arguing with someone slinging bait to rile people up, or someone too stupid to understand how statistics and genetics work.
>>542952589It's 50/50, a lot of it is threesome fantasies or jokes>wow, you guys sure are close!
>>542969310This artist does NOT understand triangle theory!
>>542947879when all their arguments get shot down they default to >it's bad because it's icky and you are subhuman!>that's what they said about gays>IMAGINE COMPARING LGBT WITH INCEST! GAYS ARE GOOD INCEST IS BAD! GET A JOB! YOU SMELL!
>>542973581>I love sucking tranny cock but I would never ever ever get along with my immediate familywhy are normies like this
>>542973759Jews
>>542973759thinking about it those who say that are more overly online peoplenormies are pretty varied, i saw a podcast with two women bewildered about sibling incest stories and they were so close to understanding>but what if they don't think their brother is gross? what if she thinks "oh my god, my brother is the most beautiful person i've ever seen and i can never be with him">i know
>>542926307
>>542950827Hey don't make my ritualpost without completing it nigga!
>>542952914Ah this one came out a haggot too. Figures, it's actually the default for twatter.
>>542957614Bait. Here, a reply. Find something better to do now.
>>542963376I fucking WISH normalcattle forgot about Coffin.
>>542957614If Graves were Muslims, the story would've ended shortly after Ashley had the idea of working at a massage parlor, for which she would've been killed by 5 of Douglas's cousins
>>542944149It's true. The allure of sistush is just so great that one can hardly be considered to have consented to it. Any offering it to a man is an abuse of their innate irresistable primal drive. No civil society can risk such coercion becoming commonplace.
>>542969310This is almost like mediaeval painting with babies, where the artist clearly had no practice painting babies and just put a very small adult on the canvas.
>>542973436He understands large sistitty theory
>>542978357That's not theory, it's immutable scientific fact.
>>542978716>immutableSorry, meant imoutable.
Even cock didn't fix Ashley
>>542982660Because Andrew went about it in the most retarded way.
>>542982660Cock and love will fix her
>>542986187is that kris deltarune
>>542986431More like deltatroon lol
>>542986431Maybe
>>542989773Holy shit Andrew has antennae! What is he sensing with them?
>>542990116Dicks to suck
>>542990116Hussies
>>542990251I would appreciate if we stopped misinterpreting Andrew as a raging homosexual.
>>542990116Brainwaves, he's confused because Ashley doesn't emit any.
>>542990116sistussy
>>542983136He went about it the right way to punish her for not killing him.
>>542989773I can't believe Renee threw Ashley into an acid pool because she was annoying
Go to therapy.
>>542993579I still want another Tardrew vision where he accepts Teenley's sexual advance, then gets caught by Mom who's wondering what all the fucking spring creaking is about, and then they both get kicked out.
>>542994191>they both get kicked outThey'd probably make it work. They'd both get crap jobs and live in homeless shelter. Eventually get out of poverty and into apartment
>>542994351Julia is going to break up with Andrew as soon as she finds out Andrew and Ashley got kicked out of home at the same time. Julia would absolutely put two and two together, and then everybodyy would know Andrew is a sisterfucker.
>>542994572They would probably skip town anyway. Go to a real, "touristy" location. Its established where they were at start of Episode 2 wasn't anywhere near where they used to live. Probably just go there. Would be easy to find job because of hiring agency in same building as 6FU.
>>542994773It's afternoon
>>542994773Why did Andrew break this sweetie pie's heart?
>>542995013It's 9 am in the real world>>542995118He's evil
Guys, this is awful! My wife Noelle got caught by ICE and is being deported back to Snowspriteland! What do I do? She's too pretty to be deported!
>>542962817it's a sloppy slop world out there, anon
>>542995336>ice
>>542995531In some way, this case is cold.
>>542995336Noelle should omorashii on them as they take her away...
Why are NGNas (I'm not allowed to say NGNers) pissfags?
>>542995996The characters have water conjuration powers as they're able to create snowflakes, so it's natural to assume they could be drawing from their bodily fluids to create the snowflakes, or that they can even pissbend (like waterbending but with their bladder) to create pissflakes. Also girlpee is cute as long as she's had plenty of water, that way her pee is clear instead of gross and yellow. I think a beautiful woman like Noelle or Ivy sat on the floor trembling and being reduced to pissing herself is hot
Gulping down mouthful after mouthful of Noelle's slushie consistency piss!
Winter is coming
>>542997832I think the older I get, the more I prefer the colder months.
>>542998129This looks like a horror game
>>542998129where are their shadows
>>542998187I'll be honest, I dont even remember where I got this from. Probably from some niche artist on Twitter a year ago. It is creepy. From my folder, looked like it was snowing, apon expanding it's The Coffin of Slenderman kek
>>542998187Yeah imagine if the Coffin of Andy and Leyley were a horror game haha
My sister is actually studying microbiology. Nemleian
....well, this just got even creepier...
>>542998393She should study the zygotes you two can create
>>542998474
>>542998474>>542998713Looks 3d. Anon probably took or made the models in something like COM3D2 or HS2 and just edited the image in paint.net
>>542997832Gahhh, look at this cutie in his fucking coat.
>>542997832Andrew's right hand wouldn't survive a day of Ashley wearing tights
>>543001458Ashley's tights wouldn't survive a day of being worn.
>>543003871I want to watch Andrew whore himself to old men for money.
Did Ashley have ADHD or something? I think she'd be happier with some medicinal amphetamines.
>>543003871Fucking disgusting. I hate you.
>>543006747I hate you too.
>>542943395
Andrew, does CoffinOS run on arm64? They're asking over on >>>/g/106918210, and called me a fedora, whatever that means...
>>542943395>all stuff that was released years after the game takes placeget this fanfic shit OUTTA HERE
>>543003871Me on the right
>>542995996/ngn/ has always attracted anti-Sprite shitposters from /imp/. Don't pay them any attention.
>>542997832Yay!
>>543002990Come on, she's not that fat...
>>543015548no, she's THICC
Chat, is this an idiot?
>>543021307I just want to see adult Ashley's drawing skills
>>543021372Probably, can't read though
>>543021769…You do realize you can click on the image, right??
>>543021307
>>543022075
>>543022075>>543022279I want to take a belt sander to their noses.
>>543021372>is this an idiot?Of course it is. People in this thread act like everyone's an Ashley-apologist, and by "people" mean brainrotted gimmick posters, but Andrew apologists seem far more common on the wider internet and they're infinitely more delusion, exacerbated by the fact that you can tell from the absolute fucking outset that the retards in question literally did not play the game like the person in that pic, or they're falling back on [certain group of people who hold a belief] delusion and just ignoring reality because their entire discourse is pretending to not know things.
>>543023101>Like the person in that picWho are you talking about??
>>543024246
>>543018717The cutest! Adorable!
>>543021372my honest opinion?goback
>>543023101andrew izza a gud boi watchu'talmbout?
https://x.com/lust_coffin/status/1979223713800425760 YOU AIN'T FROM MICHIGAN IF YOU NEVER DONE THIS BEFO
aint click'n dat no sir e
>>543027878fine https://files.catbox.moe/nudl9u.jpg
>>543027958
>>543027958Ashley is so fucking stupid
>>543028004
>>543028230
real Thomas hours
The hoodie came... I fucked up so bad on the size of the front. It's tiny as hell compared to the back. Will post pics later. Also, sleeve text came out smaller than expected.
>>543027878>>543028004fake fans itt not recognizing each twitter hentai artist by the name in the hyperlink; shameful
>>543028592the hoodie came and so did i
>>543029247I don't masturbate to things I like and respect. Well, with a notable exception carrying to VERY notable exceptions.
I love merch!
>>543029247>What's this newfangled "lust coffin"?>Back in my day, we had ONE Jap artist we masturbated to>And when we had a content drought, we had to fap to the artist himself!
>>543029709wait, vtbkkf made 3dpd porn?
>>543030417No, never.
I think Andrew is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills children and doesnt afraid of anything.
>>543021372The whole point of Andrew is that he has no accountability. You can say X or Y about Ashley, and X or Y may even be true, but Andrew's entire shtick is that he uses X or Y to his advantage to play victim while actually continuing to be be a perpetrator of his own volition.
>I no longer care about base TCOAAL after playing TCOAAR Is this my latent Oedipus Complex kicking in?
>>543031864Your brain has atrophied to the point where your dick had to take over.
>>543031104
>>543031864Buy an ad.
Does Ashley even like penis?
>>543032314How would she know? She got it in one route and it was to avoid being massacred. Given that drunkley turns into a mushy fuckpuppet one can presume she likes it.
Is it time?
>>543032314You couldn't waterboard it out of her, but she absolutely craves it.
>>543032942>yurifags in charge of making anything worthwhile instead of making the worst, most nonsensical pairings possible
>>543032942Why does it have Lithuanian and Yugo flags?
>>543033298Somebody edited the mental illness flags into... well I guess technically another form of mental illness, but one that's marginally more tolerable.
>>543033298Ohh, that's the forbidden L-word, I get it now.
>>543031979
>>543032314No>>543032774No>>543032980She doesn't seem capable of that kind of thing. She's childlike in her arrested development. Play the game.
>>543036093Bro, I'm begging you to get a hobby outside of shitposting.
>>543036181isn't it clear that Ashley only sees sex as a way to control Andrew rather than any actual intrinsic lust?
>>543036712No? She consciously pursues sex as a way of bargaining her life against Andrew's lust in SnS, but it also clearly describes that when she's drunk and lets her guard down she's insatiable. There's multiple layers to it.
>>543036712It's insane the dev LITERALLY explained it in the simplest terms and you STILL got it wrong
>>543036093You're not ready for the reveal, reddit-san.
Welp…..
>>543037815
>wasting your time writing walls of text to explain things to delusional retards
>>543038125I’m third wheeling this shit lmao
>>543038376The third wheel to a cart of shit is no prestigious place.
>>543037815Both are horrible people but Ashley was worse, she never bothered to hide it, Andrew at least *knew* how to *act* like a *normal* human being, he was just good at hiding it.Anyways, I wanna fuck Ashley.
>>543038912Imagine being Ashley and having Andrew do things like sleep with you, kiss the top of your head, let you sit on his lap and rest your head on his lap and chest, probably grind against you while he's half asleep, come any time you call even though he knows you just want attention, but if you ever call it what it is he has a meltdown. Pure torture.
>>542994572>Shit argument that keeps popping up whenever we have this discussionWe already covered this, they would have to just skip town and drop out
>>542995996Assuming this is a real question, if my /calg/ oldfag brain is serving me right, one of the few NGN posters we had before Episode 3 saw that one fanart and said he was aroused by it I guess and it kind of became a signature NGNger meme. I'm sure the main NGN poster right now is the same guy lol
>>543000781Why are you fucking the coat?
>>543021372>do my best to avoid being exposed to the crap on the Internet made or said by chronically online faggottest of faggots about MY game and OUR HEROES™ so that I don't get cancer>don't use the sites they linger at>still get exposed to them because niggaz on /calg/ post them anywayWhy do you people do this to me
>>543027645>>543027958Hentai ass trope. Just fuck her man.
>>543041570You don't fuck the coat, you wear it while you're fucking someone.
>>543031104Wow really? He afraid of anything?>>543031864I found the other ESL in the thread
>>543042250>Wow really? He afraid of anything?It's a meme, you dip.>I think halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
>>543033298>>543033298THAT'S LITERALLY THE FLAG OF ROJAVA YOU APOLOGIZE TO THE INBRED PEOPLE OF KURDISTAN RIGHT NAO
>>543042472>KURDISTANIsn't that basically turkey?
>>543042417I'm sorry.
>>543042687
>>543042579That's what they want you to believe.
>>543042579In a manner of speaking
>>543042250just because I use words like "latent" doesn't mean I'm ESL retard
>>542975747Why the fuck did this make me laugh? Now, what would happen if the Graves were Jews?
In what position you would enjoy your sister?
after the mouthwashing anya nendoroid incident, do you think that, when tcoaal gets a nendo, it'll cause the same outrage as the latter?
>>543046217
>>543046217I think she would be a good event planner, but project management or human resources also seem like good career paths for her.
>>543051097I deleted this image while opening up space on my phone the other day and I hesitated for a moment before assuring myself that this creation of drunkanon was probably saved by some other /calg/ patriot and wouldn't die with me deleting it forever. Thanks for proving my trust right anon.
>>543052002Sorry to disappoint you, but I reposted it myself, I just have randomize filenames on by default.
>>543052002>still fucking up spoilersBye.
andrew's a nail biter. look at his nails, they're pretty much halfway gone. made me lose my respect for him as a character.
andrew's an ass eater. look at his ass, its
>>543059460He be stickin' that food scooper in sister pooper.
Got matching necklaces for my brother and I. The colors were too perfect to pass up.
>>543060132That counts as an engagement, or would if you didn't have a benis
hyperborea...
>>543031979Based ciggy enjoyer
>>543061237That's a girl 100%, look at that nail.
>>543061975Transvestites can wear fake nails too, y'kno
>>543062249Rent free
>>543062603
>>543063175is a poorly drawn dick still considered nsfw?
>>543046217Cowgirl
>>543060132does he know what those represent?
>>543058462More like Andrew is a pillow biter
>>543060132Cute! Does he like this game too?
>>543063726it can only be considered nsfw if the image has explicit gore or a hyperrealistic penistherefore, it's not
>>543061975I didn't notice it, but my suspicion included the possibility that anon is a girl (male) or alternatively took the image from elsewhere.There are no girls on the internet.
>>543065750I've been banned for less.
https://x.com/Kloffein/status/1921720259217617282 It's a full comic??
>>543068024God dammit why do I have to log in?
Doggi
>>542953210it works
>>543069080Cats
>>543061975Are you stupid? Look at the skin near the fake nail, it's all dry and rough. That's a a LARPing faggot man's hand.
>>543070768Right, because women aren't subject to fluid dynamics.
I'd love if Julia just snapped and beat the shit out of Ashley.
>>543071776>t:hussie
>>543071776Based
Number donator for Ashely's onlyfans.
Guys, what did you do?
>>543075202Nobody asked+Nobody cares+Buy an ad
>>543075202>120k viewsIs Coffin really that popular?
>>543075202
>>543075202>Radicalized youths have gathered around the Coffin of Andy and Leyley, a game promising to keep the white race pure, by any means necessary.
>>543075202nigga heil hitler
>>543076560SO I BECAME A DELPHIC YEAHBITCH I'M THE SISCONNIGGA HEIL NEMLEINIGGA HEIL NEMLEITHEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE THINGS I TELL MY SISTERNIGGA HEIL NEMLEITHEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE THINGS I TELL MY SISTERALL MY NIGGAS DELPHIC NIGGA HEIL NEMLEI
>>543075202I swear that normgroids are more obsessed with this game than we are.
>>543058462Andrew doesn't even know Latin or any other languages at all despite being a college student who "likes" poetry
>>543075202>The Kavernacleisn't the same guy who worshipped Mao Zedong and Stalin just because they are communists?
>>543066671He looks really excited for that toast.
>>543081697It runs in the family
Nemlei is too cruel in denying us Skirtleyhttps://x.com/lewd_apple/status/1979314876234301823https://files.catbox.moe/n3fo4k.gif
>>543075505Hot.
https://x.com/naofaith_scri/status/1979151023311581688
>>543076850Insanely based.I am Andrew and a masturbated my sister everyday until we were 15. Send tweet.
>>543082462Nemlei denying us Feetley is worse.
>>543082759RELEASE THE NEMLEI CUT#NOTOSOCKS
#SOCKGATE
When's the Dragon Ball crossover?
>>543082815>>543082952The feet MUST come out!
>>543083026Saiyans not paying attention to family ties and genealogy means their incest rates must have been very high.
Nemlei is a whore
>>543084934For her brother
Sleepy Graves
>>543027645A long long time ago, I spooned with my sister and rubbed myself against her butt
>>543037815>>543038030It should be a crime to subject anyone to a reddit wall of text.
>>543087109Boys are dogs and should be leashed.
>>543087109Anon that's kinda molesty...
>>543087772We need to normalize touching your sister's tummy!
karugo.......is it owari da?
>>543087932>>543087772I fucking wish it were possible to play with a woman's belly without making her insecure about her weight. God dammit, why do women have to make heterosexual intercourse so fucking gay?
>>543088276>>543087932>obsessed with bellyOkay saar.
HOLY MOLYhttps://files.catbox.moe/2nw41n.gif
>>543088751Retard
This is just cute.
>>543089051that baby's head is SMALL
>>543089343Nah, Ashley's tits are just huge.
>>543088276This. It took me until my mid 20s to realize that it's not worth it, if I didn't want children I'd get one of those high end silicone dolls. From weird sex related hangups to weird smells that you wouldn't expect from a girl and trauma dumping on you like you're supposed to give a shit about some chick you've drunkenly fucked in a bathroom stall once. It's tiresome.
>>543081697To me he looks like he's thinking about sticking that fork in the toaster.
>>543090025The hussy longs for the purity of delphism even as they debase themselves in the most disgusting ways imaginable.
>>543082360God imagine baking your sister into a bread, a delicious bread that you'd love to eat...but she's in pain, disfigured, you've almost entirely destroyed her. A wave of shame washes over you as you finally understand what you've done. You cry, gently holding the sisterbread in your hands, begging for forgiveness. You dedicate yourself to making your sister's life as bread as pleasant as possible.
>>543090742SIsbrussy
>>543090742You'd take your sister out on dates, dressing your sisterbread up in cute clothes. You'd be very delicate, making sure no moisture comes over her, or that she never crumbles. It's a stressful job, but a brother has to take care of his sister.
>>543090742>>543090873Begone
>>543091048That's not vore, it's specifically about NOT eating your sister because she's been turned into a hopeless, vulnerable slice of toast!
I love all foodleys
>>543091113I dunno, it seems like you're just edging towards it.
>>543091521No you jackass this is my makeshift doll fantasy, I'm a different sort of creep from a vore fetishist
>>543091562Why is your doll a fucking slice of bread?
>>543091698Because it all hinges on a horrific, sadistic act on the part of the male, followed by sudden guilt and an overcompensated attempt at redemption
>Andrew, I'm not going to turn into bread. That's not even possible.
>That's not even possib-AAAAAAAAAH!
>>543092238I wanna pet Breadshley
Winter baths are the best!
Thoughts?
Does anyone have the last /calg/ census? I couldn't find on archive.
>>543093064Plank is ranked slightly too high imo
>>543093491July
>>543093606>>543093491Well, compiled in July. The census itself was conducted in June.
>>543093606>>543093695Thanks, anon
>>543090742>>543091750>>543092238I denounce those who enjoy Ashley's suffering.
Is it really incest if they're siblings?
>>543096298I would say not. Siblings are peers and therefore sibling intercourse does not necessitate the same hierarchical violations as aunt-nephew or father-daughter incest. On the surface, there is nothing taboo about having sex with an attractive person in your age bracket whom you are extremely emotionally close with. Moreover, there's less genetic risk than with parent-child incest. Sibling "incest" isn't really incest, but the default form of love itself.
>>543083026
>>543075202>problem
>>543071776Julia couldn't hurt a fly if she wanted to, she can only harm herself. Delusional Julifaggotry.
>>543075202Incest is inherently right-wing. It's YOU who doesn't belong, normalgoy.
>>543082462>Put skirts on>Still with a belt thoughAlso I feel like skirts are bound to be like an upright missionary position thing, isn't it? It always feels that way.
>>543088276You can grab (or more like put your hand on) that fatty pouch that appears naturally on women's bellies to protect the womb (I forgot what it's called) during sex and unless you squeeze it or play too much with it she won't even notice. If she does, she might be surprised and not understand what you're doing but it makes her uterus tighter and makes it more pleasurable when you press it so she will disregard it. Tried by the way.
Sex with Renee?
>>543099059Hiking up the skirt to take your sisterwife is not something I would necessarily associate with face-to-face procreative sex with the lights off. If you're hiking the skirt up then you're just taking her as your personal piece of meat.
>>543099603>personal piece of meatThat is a HORRIBLE way to describe one's own sister. Repent and be romantickal NAO
Cheers, /calg/
>>543099791It's not horrible at all. There's a time and a place for romantic lovey-dovey cuddles and sweet words, and sometimes both of you are stricken with the sudden urge to channel your monkey ancestors and fuck in a manner so savage that your cats will treat the immediate five-foot radius of where it happened as anathema.
>>543099896The first and last time we saw Ashley's bare feet, before Nemlei went woke...
>>543099953Not even that I'm a footfag, but I sense we'll probably see them again. Hopefully in the barefoot in the kitchen ending, where her and Andrew have a bunch of kids.
>>543100207It's over...there's nothing we can do. Nemlei already has our money and can withhold the feet as she likes.
There is nothing more to discuss. No more CALG threads. Thank you.
>>543101228>He says, moments before the surprise middle-of-the-month devlog.
/calg/ you should use this opportunity to play Jack in a Castle!
>>543101572Why is it no longer available in the steam store? What's the lore?
>>543101803Nemlei eventually realized she would rather make games about heterosexual couples.
>>543101572Not a homo sadly, but I did play her other games. They're pretty good. Wasn't too big on NGN either, but it was alright. My favorite is Candy Scabs
>>543102474Jack in a Castle isn't gay
>>543101929Give me an actual real fucking answer please. If the game was completed and on the store, why was it taken off?
>>543102706The actual reason, as stated on her itch long ago, is that she felt ashamed of that game. Maybe she thought it was too meandering? It's not as fast-paced as her other works but I think it overall deals with heavier shit than her other pre-Coffin works.
>>543102904Kinda sad to hear nemlei second guessing her work. "You're your biggest critic" Thanks for the reply.
>>543103079To add to my post. @Nemlei put the games back on steam so I can support you dummy. If I don't like it, you'll see it on the reviews. Let the players be the critics.
Hey Nemlei, I'm not your fucking mom, do whatever you want, or don't.
Hey Nemlei, I'm fucking your mom, do what I want.
Coffin Nendoroids when?
You're all assholes and i've delayed Bural Part 2 another month in honour of your ability to stick your heads up your asses with no lube or warm-up.Sincerely, Author.
>>543105109Tell Rubio I said hi
>>543105109Nem-chan...
>>543105109Nice anal projection. How many inches can you take with no warm up or lube?
what's wrong with japs?
>>543105834I'm not sure what you mean.
>>543105834One of my mates went on Tinder and this chick told him she wanted to give him a rimjob. He told her that he has hemmorhoids, but she still wanted to do it
>>543105834japan has been pretty incestuous, like for real, their genetic diversity is one of the lowest in the world. they also had some researchers talk about a mother/son incest epidemic.
It has come to my attention that I LOVE incest and watch siblings FUCK.
>>543099418probably not going to happen since there was no "never say never" dialogue in ep 2
>>543106992The samurai will prove a valuable ally in the Delphic War.
If Andrew and Ashley had already been fucking before the start of episode 1 how much differently would the things have gone for them?
>>543114539This depends entirely on when they started fucking. When do you figure?
the universe of tcooal obviously works off a dualistic framework, but how do the mind and soul corelate in it? the souls seem to be mostly rid of their previous personality
>>543115317idek what a dualistic framework is nigga, is that like Austria-Hungary?
>>543105109I literally had to make a YouTube account to prevent a retarded YouTuber from plastering you and your husband's name on the internet because he was, 'owning' some guy with your information. Please know we're not all bad. (I know its obviously not really, "the author" but still)
>>543115154Lets say soon after they got quarantined into their apartment. Two young people locked in there, bored out of their mind. Makes only sense they would start fucking.
>>543115405there's two substances, one physical and one spiritualthe opposite is monism, where there's only only substance (presumably physical)
>>543115581I honestly think he was going to, but Ashley fumbled by calling him Andy.
>>543115581Andrew was genuinely terrified that it would happen imminently. We might've seen an early Splat if Ashley failed to be endearing enough
>>543116341>early SplatAndrew was already daydreaming about it even in Episode 1
>>543115581They probably would have, if they weren't starving to death. Fucking requires energy.
>>543116341see>>543116972
>>543117074>>543116972>>543115927What if Ashley didn't call him Andy?
>quarantined in apartment >steady supply of food>no imminent danger>Julia dumps Andrew>no need to kill cultist neighbor for meat >no need for Ashley to recall moment they killed Nina>Ashley leans into traits Andrew finds endearing >they fuck like rabbits>she gets preggers>coat hanger ensues>rinse and repeat until escape
Nemlei still didn't weigh in on whether the Graves have bioluminescent assholes (green for Andrew, pink for Ashley).
>>543093695Any 2025hopers still believing?
>>543119448December is our last chance...
>>543119448>Any 2025hopers still believing?
dev log............
>>543106992>japan has been pretty incestuous, like for realTheir founding myth is that the head goddess Amaterasu bred with her brother to create the Japanese
sibling breeding
>>543119448Ngl, October 31st was my last hope. But considering still nothing, just gonna assume nothings coming until 2026
>>543122556THIS IS MY LAST COPE
Will we reach #500 before Episode 4?
>>543124532>he thinks we will reach #500
>>543125560FUCK YOU. If /calg/ ever dies I will rape you, all of you.
That one time Andy and Leyley visited their aunt Connie.
>>543126529WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?
>>543126529good pasta
>>543126529>look out window and see my uncle beating the horse to death with a metal pipeI must say, I laughed a bit at this one last part.
>>543126529is his sister okay?
>>543128738Yeah, just superficial bleeding. The horse may have mistaken her blonde hair for hay.
>>543120257Incest in mythology is very common in general, though.
>>543120257>AmaterasuWasn't it Izanagi and Izanami? I might be mixing the myths
>>543102904Next OP image please!
>>543130358>>543130358>>543130358
