Previous thread: >>542850342>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5, and Xbox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots, and squids to spread Managed Democracy. Players wage war on a number of contested planets, each with a different environment, completing as many objectives as possible within a procedurally generated area while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful operations a planet can be completely liberated, and the player base must cooperate to try to liberate the entire galaxy by focusing and combining their efforts as much as possible.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.net/https://helldive.live/>MAJOR NEWShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUC24yAP7Sohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi8VsvnkoEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L-UQQIFQhw>LATEST PATCHESSep 02 1.004.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516345493302805199Sep 04 1.004.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516346126609155527
bros... tell me the truth, could they come back from this?
Rule of thumb on 4chan: If someone is blatantly trolling (downplaying, shifting blame, reaction image, ect) Then that means that whatever theyre trying to deny is actually true and they themselves believe in it.
faggot
DIE /HDG/GER
>>542927381kill yourself redditnigger
The radio silence is the worst part. I understand wanting to keep things a suprise, but, the eay their going about it has resulted in a community desperate for content
>>542927516Probably. But it won't take long for them to go right back to what caused this in the first place. They have always done this and they will do it again
>>542927591This.>>542927381Fuck you OP and that’s a cringe OP pic too. Fuck you.
>>542927516Justice next week, it's going to make it all worth it.
reddit should never have gotten near this game, this is their fault as much as swedes
is the game safe to play yet?
>even the drawfag is mad
shill other games right now, fuck OP>>542927873no
>>542927873I mean it’s fine on console except when I’m in the gun menu my PS5 sounds like a helicopter and if I do a bot mission it’s a 50/50 the game will crash…
>>542927870sex
>>542927591It's called bad faith acting to ragebait people, anon.
>>542924323Pretty sure MSI Afterburner does display individual core loads/temps, just not by default.Riding Core 1 and 2 goes well with their philosophy of no old hardware left behind. We Duo-core compability now.Directx9 support when?
Tis a dark time for Democracy
What if we talk about HD1 instead?
What's your favorite gacha game?
>>542928196I have the HD1 music mod. It's excellent.
I find it very strange that gameplay video of Cultists hasnt been taken down yet
How come my game never crashes and runs well on Linux even though my hardware is ass
>>542928196unironically we might have to go back
>>542928403the blackest pill is that new hardware is assparticularly new X3D CPUsthat shit clearly desolders itself on occasionDDR5 and its issues aren't highlights eitherGPUs also suck and are now being standardized with a fundamentally flawed power connector
>>542927516It'll depend on how good the coming fixes are and if the newest warbond is good + fun. But it'll only claw back a little good will. I think, finally, the constant Swedish blundering has left a permanent black mark on the community. For the better, I say. Redditards and dad gamers need to stop being so fucking docile and forgiving of this severe incompetence. AH has constantly promised to do better while learning absolutely nothing. Hopefully AH will fix their retard code quietly and blame game guard to save face. That way they'll stop using such a retarded anti-cheat.
>sweds managed to kill this game 2 timeshow did they do it
>>542927591>If someone disagrees with me that means they are WRONGThis is deep
ok who wants to play helldivers (the first one)
>>542928562The game is dying, Robutt. We need you to get fucked by BWC more than ever.
HD1bros...was Sweden this retarded even then?
ill get to 1k once this is over
https://streamable.com/iz4erk
>>542928886*Taps sign*>>542927591
>>542928853Swedish culture. Everyone likes to meme it up about muh wokeshit but its genuinely just Swedes being Swedes. Even the slavic fuck they hired has a Swedish accent. They fucking indoctrinate anyone into becoming as retarded as they are.
>>542928737I think it's the Dadgamers that are probably making the most noise. Crashes and connectivity issues don't bother a NEET like me, because my time is worthless.But if you have only a few hours in the week to play, and the Swigger mess that is HD2 crashes and disconnects through your meager, limited free time, you feel robbed.
A reminder Arrowhead left Magicka to rot in a completely unplayable state.
>>542929061based sign tappa
>>542928853Because they managed to garner a community that tolerated their shit because they somehow managed to luck into creating a game that was fun, even though they actually wanted and expected a game that would only have about 1000 players who were also masochists.
is it wrong to just fuck about on d3?am I helping super earth?
>>542929309Really fucking retarded logic, desu. 1000 people couldn't keep the lights on for this game. Who would they have sold Warbonds to?
>>542929061*Taps your whore wife*
>>542929026This question already has its answer: try running Magicka on your computer without the game crashing on startup because it's coded to shit.
>>542929228QRD?
while we probably won't have an active thread and lobbies for a very long time, it's nothing but a good thing that this game is going to face a niche existence and finally stop having "comebacks"
I pray Arrowhead doesn't make another game because if they do we will have one of the most ingenious, well executed video games ever made and they would just barrel it straight into the ground over and over again.
>>542929497Some update left Magicka in a state where it CTDs every 5 and its been going on for years.
>>542929585I pray they do and it is so dead on arrival they have to go back to working on Helldivers, ass bleeding and all.
>>542929585they're working on something new already anon
>>542929667The Gamefreak fate, but without the money printer that is the Pokemon IP. I wouldn't wish such a fate on any other game company than Arrowhead.
>>542929771I'll least this time I'll have the foresight to not buy it
this game needs a sptarkov equivalent
>>542929093The most I've seen from them are the occasional complaint that it's hard to play with friends with the stability issues. If dadgamers are making noise it's only because Content creators have decided to come out en masse to shit on Arrowhead.Call them faggy grifters and whatnot but they're the only ones capable of taking a magnifying glass to AH's faults and focusing the community.
>>542929602that’s insanely grim, how is that even legal for those who bought the game?
No one would care about any of this capeshit if they just dropped a warbond rn (right now)
>>542927516Of course what the fuck else are the content leeches going to make video content on?
>>542929924I don't call them faggy grifters. If anything Arrowhead are the grifters, because without the content creators, nobody would be playing this game.
>>542930048>fix game crashes>introduce contentliterally all they have to do
>Dude, nobody cares about the sloptubers and content creators.>He says, having likely picked up the game entirely because this game is THE Tiktok/Reddit clipfarming game.
>>542929228Weird too because I remember playing it around launch and not having any issues.Now I can't complete the campaign because it crashes every time I get to the not-vampire village (the 2nd time).
>>542930335I picked it up because Jerma and Ster played it and it looked really fun.
>>542930335>THE Tiktok/Reddit clipfarming gameAny PvP shooter is a better candidate for this niche. Also the whiny faggots talking about weapon stats are not the same people who post ebin clipz of getting ragdolled.
Baskinator's gigantic fat ass literally crushing the dissent out of you
>in the middle of watching the glitch unlimited video>he suddenly sets it to subscriber onlyyou fucking nigger
>>542929576nigga you can't play the game without it melting ur puter from the inside out
Do we have any actual computer troubleshooter fags in this general? Is the OhDough frying his CPU from the game or what?
>explodes yuor game
>>542930763>>542927591
Please whitepill me rn I need it.
>>542929309HD2 is honestly a game without a peerit's a somewhat competent military shooter sandboxthe closest comparison you can make is fuckin MGSVit will always have an audience because the competition is virtually non existentthere's no other game out there rn that let's me tear through hordes of enemies while zipping around in a jet pack and hurling ordinance
>>542928196Maybe I'll make an hd1 lobby later
>>542930814>The only people left are AI sloppa and clickbaiters
>Total sloptuber death is happeningThis is a good thing actually
I'm not surprised if Game Guard (well GG + swedecode) played a huge role in the cpu spikes. I used process lasso to put GG on the lowest priority to see if I got any better performance during gameplay and any time I open up a menu I either waited 30 seconds for it to load or was stuck trying to load the menu permanently.Even setting Game Guard to low priority still has it lock up and freeze often so the anti-cheat for some reason eats up huge swathes of cpu performance whenever you do something that, I think, communicates to the server.Funnily enough it didn't affect starting a mission or returning to the destroyer so I don't know why the Swede bothered to implement such a shitty anti-cheat.
>>542930335I played the first one...
>>542931145I too wish for a playerbase of less than 1000 players, like FBC: Firebreak.
>>542930763We've went over this in previous thread and there's zero proofs so far. Just "2 basedtubers who play this game had their PCs die" and then after drama started welling up someone from AH said they will "look into this".
>>542930814Thordan will save Helldivers
>>542930814I hate that ai thumbnail sloppa so fucking much.
>>542931274Seems fine to me
>>542931282I heard someone say the game sends so many read/write requests that it literally shortens your SSD's life.
>>542930763don't take it for granted but my laptop died while playing helldivers 2 back in junei think it died because it was five years old but who knows!yes i did replace the thermal paste to it and clean it occasionally if you're wondering
QRD? What's happening
If arrowhead needs money they'll just start releasing collabs with shit like Girls Frontline and include barefoot skins
>>542931639the robutts noods got leaked
>>542931639it might be over unironically
>>542931436Writing anything on SSD will always shorten it's life. As to whether this game does it substantially more than other modern games and enough to seriously damage it in short term, I doubt that
>>542930841All dooming aside, the game just isn't in a good place right now and at the rate these swedes work, it won't be fixed any time soon. You either enjoy the game as it is and hope it gets better or you move on, it's that simple. If there's one thing they've proved by now is that they don't learn and they only listen when things get so bad that they have to. The cycle will continue and things will be better for a while until their arrogance kicks in. There isn't exactly hope for the future here, but I also don't think it'll be EoS anytime soon. We're coming up on Year 2 and Shams the Flim-flam Man has said he wants to keep milking this game for a long time. He'll drag this studio into making more slopbonds and half baked content while we go through endless cycles of it being so over and so back. Until they announce their new game.So buckle up or don't. Choice is yours.
>>542931639sloptubers finally saw the swedeoid's true form and started shitting on them
>>542931639devs spent the entire morning getting lambasted by the community about the game and effectively confirmed the computer meltinator conspiracy
>>542931729i can see AH doing a massive course correctionmaybe even give Eravin his GBP begrudgingly but they'll be right back to it in a few months
>>542931639Calm before the storm. Nerd autists are running real tests with spreadsheets and calculators, once the results are out and it's confirmed that HD2 is breaking PC's it's actually fucking over. Burgerstan will then steamroll Sweden with even more cultural enrichment as retaliation.
>>542930841We have 2 unconfirmed cases of the game destroying a pc.If we assume both cases are true and we use this games peak player count on steam as a reference for total pc players (458k rounded down), it only has about a .0004% chance of destroying your pc.
>>542932031>but they'll be right back to it in a few monthsI genuinely think the community might say "this isn't enough" when the update rolls around and it's buffs and no engine fixes.Like how they said they fixed the armory bug for 5 patches straight. They'll claim they fixed the game but it'll still bug the fuck out.
>>542931426This was around 200,000 players when the Xbox release came out, if I recall. And that's fucking Steamcharts, literally just PC numbers, mind you.
>>542931282What a wonderful coincidence how the only people whose PCs exploded are content creators who make a living off sensationalist hype/anti-hype for attention as the we're so back, it's so over rollercoaster careens to new heights and lows because casuals feel the need to turn this game into their identity and not just like take a break until arrowhead fixes things if they're not having fun.
>>542931639Robutt got caught sucking someone's big white cock and this enraged the Urkeldivers.
>>542932126*taps sign*>>542927591
>>542932273>Caring about console numbersI have crossplay off at all times, they could all drop the game for all I care.
>>542931708it's true I hacked her phone and installed a hypnosis app
Doom this, doom that. Yeah shit is bad. But there's an opportunity for a total Joel melty. Fucking give your common samples, we need Eagle Storm on Lesath NOW.
>>542932312I mean theres the guy on leddit whose computer fried, but this just confirms that the only people that get notice are e-celebs
>>542931919>confirmed the computer meltinator conspiracy
>>542932686Why is she humping the bed? Robutt is futa confirmed!?
>>542932686>phone displays hearts when it startsactually peak
FACT: Arrowhead deserved, and deserves every review bomb, dox, or death threat.
>underclock>limit framerate through nvidia>dx11>every performance problem disappears>didnt even need to lower any in game settingsThe in game framerate limiter only caps displayed frames, it still renders extra frames in the background. I suspect that all the settings in game are like this and would explain why it would only affect PC performance.
Only tier 6 ship upgrades can save us now.
>2x tube red dot>its got crosshairsIs there a way to preview what a scope on a gun looks like? These fucking things lie.
>>542932312It could very well be that the sloptubers are making it up. It could very well be that they're nuking Arrowhead's reputation in retaliation for what they did to Buzzlitebeer.
>Anti-virus is flagging gameguard as malware and blocking and program KEK
>pops out of ground behind you to flare
>>542933808the program*
>>542932686Cute!
>>542932686god damn it anon i just jerked off >:(
>>542934273
robots are too hard
>>542933134Never been able to get dx11 to work, but I also never committed fully to getting the Vulkan renderer to work either. Maybe I should try again.
>>542934780no they're not
The game is still fun, I don't know how a bunch of sloptubers getting mad at the game will make me enjoy it any less?>b-but the performance!I'm using 5090 and 9800x3d, not my problem>b-but it will brick your PC!never happened once in my total 2000 hours playtime, a few crash to desktop here and there but never more than that, the usual swigger spaghetti code>b-but the balance!so yet another Tuesday?>b-but AH treat their content creators like shit!doesn't affect me, don't care>no new content :(the existing content are still fun to playAbsolutely nothing has changed, with that being said, shut the fuck up about the sloptuber drama and host a fucking lobby
>>542934960i see
i have three weeks shitposting supply, it won't be long now
>>542934960how about you host it yourself mister "i have money to give jensen another leather jacket" paypig
>>542934960sorry saar, but us /hdg/ MUST keep up and be angry about (*the current thing*)
>>542934960Shams go back to bed your dinner isn't going to settle well with you getting up in the middle of the night and shitposting.
I had urge to play the game now and all this bullshit starts, any clue if they are doing anything about it?And also its so weird that they are not shutting down the whole thing if it causes people pc parts to get fucked.
>>542934960>>542932580>*taps sign*>>>542927591
>>542934960>>542927591
>>542934865okay but they keep shooting me and the map is dusty
>>542934960This tbqhfamalam, /hdg/ didn't chimp out this hard before the sloptubers shitting out their "I'M DONE" videos
>>542935117I have three weeks supply of smelly leandiver pussy
>>542934960No u.
>>542935327you call that a nipple?
>>542933134I use RTSS instead of Nvdia's frame limiter and run the game on dx11 and I'm still getting audio bugs and occasional hardlocks. What does under clocking do?
>>542935238>>542935260keep coping
>>542935596>>542927591
>lesath was 54%>bekvam was 40%where did the 4% go ? and is joel rigging again?
>haven't touched the game in a month because PC acked>see doomposting on youtube>ignore it because ecelebs are fags>check /vg/>straight up hopelessness, not even shitpostingIt's that bad, huh?
>>542935643consider buying an ad if you want to samefag your post
>>542935909Do you not understand basic math.
>>542936006niggers?
>>542935917Nothing we haven't seen before, /hdg/troons just wanted a excuse to shitpost and be mad about the current thing than actually playing the game
>>542935917The subreddit (not lowsodium) and Steam discussions have lots of people crying about their PCs acking over this game. It's bad.
>>542929867hey that's my genshiken screenshot
>>542936137>>542927591
>>542935917This is the first time AH tried censor shit blatantly. Banned one of their own content creator for calling out the other faggots for making up fake leaks. Plus their blog post and recent video was just them repeating "ok we hear you but things are planned" They even had the audacity to put in a fucking wiener dog to make it relatable alongside ignoring most of the problems by going off on nostalgia for most of the video. No joke, the video was them just saying "man the community was so cool making up theories about the illuminate remember that guys? haha." Faggots were so blatantly trying to avoid answering anything
Say something nice about my wife
>>542936174erm no its mine
/hdg/ lost this war months ago... Your PCs are broken. Hardlocked. Overheated! DEFEATED. By me. I wish I could tell you it was difficult... but it wasn't.We are two steps behind, ALWAYS! The kernel is already under our control. Soon, the SSDs as well. Arrowhead and Game Guard share the same goal. We fight together to honor the will of the SLOPCODE.
>>542936262how brown do you have to be doing this?
>>542936365>We are two steps behindWait a minute... why not two steps ahead?
>>542936494Because he's playing Gaylo Infinite, that's why
VEGA
>>542936494Theyre just that good.
>>542936494he's always behindthat way he can rape any stray leandivers along the way
I want every single faggot who kept saying kernel level shit was okay naked and kneeling in front of my office NOW
>>542936470Right? Imagine trying to pretend that Helldivers 2 isnt causing peoples computers to brick when theres a ton of correlating reports.
>>542936365I kneel
>>542936809I'm not a brown thirdworld fevela nigger with a dusty ass 20 year old PC so I literally have no idea what you are even talking about. Works on my machine
>>542937093>>542927591
>>542927381>>542912703sorry for being lateit's over tho so it doesn't matterhttps://youtu.be/6Nto77UOdOc
>>542936739This. I remember when people were scared of this at launch, and how so many people refused to buy the game because of it. Now look where we are. Autodesk Stingray is so bloated with Swigger spaghetti code that it's causing people's CPU's to spike voltages for long periods of time and causing SSD corruption.
>>542937119how many rupee are you being paid to do this?
>>542937119>>542927591
>>542927591BASED keep posting it
>one brown spam
So how many of you actually got your PC bricked from playing the game? All of this just feel like manufactured hysteria
>>542929026yes, but for a different reason: hd1 requires you to own like 20 different micro DLCs which are in essence warbonds, only you never had to unlock what was in them, and they were all practically OP and required for the later difficulties, so there was little reason to grind out or use the vanilla content outside a few exceptions
>>542937647>>542927591
>>542937563>chaos diver talm 'bout bein brown
>>542937694>>542927591
>>542937647I did but I think it was more of a case of the computer being old than the game killing hardware
>>542937647SAAAAAAAAAR WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THAT SAAAAAAR, WE MUST PAY ATTENTION TO THE SLOPTUBARS, MISTER OHDOUGH JUST RELEASED ANOTHER VIDEO, REDEEM IT RIGHT NOW SAAR
>>542929434Not particularly, it's just not very challenging so idk what you're getting out of it. If you find it fun, good for you.Yes, unironically. The only thing that matters for scoring points in the galactic war is mission completion, so technically the most efficient way to go about it would be to complete d1 missions as fast as possible. Difficulty, XP gained, side objectives completed, etc., do not contribute anything towards liberation/defense/etc.
>>542937647Bricked? No. Hardlocked multiple times with the my fans running like a jet engine? Yes.
>>542937563You're a reddit transplant aren't you?sperging out about the sloptuber frenzy so you're here to see what le ebin scary 4chins is all aboutyou're prolly underage so gtfo or lurk moar and namefag less
>sloptubers paying pajeets to regurgitate their talking points on 4chingrim
>>542937767>>542938039Alright... you got me... I am Estravolt. The Chaos Diver. And I am also a brown fat r*dditor.
>>542937801>>542938138>>542927591
>>542930763scan the previous two threads, a troubleshooter anon did a QRD of what was most likely happeningctrl+f "troubleshoot" and you'll find it
>>542938205>>542927591
>>542938140You're not Estravolt the Chaos Diver, I am!
>>542938140THAT'S NOT ME SHUT UP
>>542938389Silence imposter.
Guys, guys, lets all calm down!
>xkeks unironically play the game like this
good morning!
>>542937647Just keep gambling with hardlocks until your hardware goes kaput bro just one more slopbond bro
>>542938465>Guys, guys lets all calm down!SHEEEEEEESH BABEH SHAKE DAT BOOTY
Dinner
GUYS 2 MORE WEEKS UNTIL YOUR PC IS BRICKED, DO NOT REDEEM THE GAME
Thanks for buying our warbonds, paypigs!
I am Chaos Diver.
>>542929434I dunno about personally purposefully diving at difficulties that low except during the xbox release to look for newbies to kidnap to D10 but whenever I do a D1 dive to test recently installed mods I feel compelled to finish the whole mission out.Sometimes I'll see people talking about what shitshows D7-D9 are and give it a go for a few missions. It's sometimes fun.
>>542938491Is this actually true or is this a shit post? How horrifying.
hellpod eangadedlanding in a d2 chillroom
>>542929434If you wanna help with liberation just spam d1 and destroy the antenna easy 2 min win and you get 4 squad impact for it
>Upgrade pc>Helldivers 2 is the only game that randomly decides to never close sometimes and freezes so I am forced to restart my pc to fix itYea I can believe it that the game can break pcs
>>542939506Why did you post a picture of a hive lord?
I bet 99,99% of the niggercattles in here use Win11
>>542939781thats me in the hellpod, fellow diver
>>542939843sorry I prefer titsboobs > ass
>>542939843please dont leave, I never got to plap you until you malfunctioned
>>542939819Unfortunately. I was on Linux for a bit, which seems to work well with HD2, but then I got a new video card and couldn't get drivers to work so I came crawling back.
>>542939363I've been playing for about two weeks and as I was working my way up, I found d5/d6 to be a nightmare. I pretty quickly learned how to solo objectives in d5 because the pubs were lost, dead or trying to fight it out with the third set of squid drops because they didn't kill the watchers yet. It was in d7/8 that I found pubs that either worked in pairs or moved solo and could do objectives themselves, and got rid of outposts before trying main objectives. Also, when you died, everyone waited until the guy closest to your spot called you in so you could get your shit back as opposed to it being a race for some guy 500m away to call you in.Now I'm in d10 only and people still don't kill watchers but at least they bring sentries and know how to fight their way out of drops.
>>542940232D5/D6 really is the worst place to get stuck in. It's like being Bronze ELO in League.
>>542931282>>542932312shill
>>542927381Family photo!
So its mid october...there is still no patch...or warbond...will they give us an actual ETA or will we be sticking with "Soon"(tm) for now?
>>542940175As a windowslet, how does the game work on Linux if it requires Game guard to run?
>>542940808(stabs squid with bayonet)haha
>>542940808There was a bunch of delicious Soonposting on the discord this morning by Shams and I think one by their useless CM. So, we will have an answer for that. Soon.
>>542940808>will they give us an actual ETAGood one
>>542938693
>>542927516unless you literally can't boot up the game it won't die.HD is like for honorsure there's other co-op games but none play even remotely close to thismaybe EDF?
>>542931639AH's goodwill has run out, as the rest of the HD2 community has finally caught up to what we already knew: AH are a bunch of lying incompetent hacks>game stability and performance has been degrading for months>weeks of silence broken up by nothingburger corpospeak: "we hear you!!" and "we're looking into it">they remove broken content and say they'll return it 5 weeks later in a fixed state - 5 weeks pass and nothing happens>staff interview where it's clear they don't give a shit and aren't taking anything seriously>constant vacations and poor community outreach have left people fatigued at their lack of progress>officially partnered HD2 content creators have realized it's not getting any better, and most if not all them are taking a step back from the game until it stops crashing their entire PCs and are re-evaluating their main focus (this is basically the death of free PR for AH) - some have even had their PCs get bricked while playing HD2>a content creator who was trying to apply to the official AH content creation club got strung along for like a year, with AH basically saying "wait just a little longer, we specifically have plans to include you" - after voicing his frustration with being ghosted for months on stream, they eventually sent him an email after another few months telling him to improve his behavior or else he'd never get in, despite the fact that was the only "lapse" he ever had>tl;dr HD2 sloptubers are fed up with AH's bullshit and all publicly quit at once, which was the final crack in the damn for everyone to start shitting on AH for doing such a bad job at literally everything - no content, no bug fixes, no transparency with the community
>Join a game at the last minute>See thisWhat happened here?
>>542933393the wiki
>>542934960>the existing content are still fun to playindian shill
>>542927591>>542927591
>>542942273>>542927591
>1hr 10m until Joel has a complete meltdownTotal jeet brigade death begins soon.
>>542940837I dunno. I tried it and it just worked. I think steam has something to do with it as they provide some sort of support for it. Space Marine 2 also worked on launch, but then an update (probably involving anti-cheat) broke it.
>>542942005>>542938491>both picture look the same graphicallyPCkeks what is this?
>>542928625This. All of the complaints about low framerates, hardlocking, bricking are all coming from people using relatively new hardware. My system is 6 years old and I only just upgraded the ram to 32gb, I get a consistent 55-90 fps. 2060 Super card, Ryzen 5 5600X processor. Game runs as smooth as butter.There are some crashes, this game still has a lot of problems.
>>542942481unless retards vote for DSS to station at bekvam (which is highly probable since browns are waking up)
>>542942481Fuck me I forgot pic again. I'm so clumsy I need a hourglass figure muscle mommy to correct my stupid clumsy habits. Gosh DARN it
>>542937647bricked? not yetcrashing and freezing up my entire rig until I have to manually shut it down? dozens if not hundreds of times by nowthis game is exceptionally bad for PC health at the moment, it's probably taken months or years off my rig's lifespan
It appears that the shill is seething. Very funny.
>>542942671>I need a hourglass figure muscle mommy to correct my stupid clumsy habits.Best we can do is airdrop you a Charger. Will that work?
>>542942643Post settings, I also don't believe you. I have a 5800X3D and have unavoidable frame drops into the 40s and 50s on any of the real difficulties.
>>542942739the jeet have been tagging his own post for 2 hours straight now
>>542942898>the jeet have been taggingNo anon, you have been tagging his post because you're seething about being called out time and time again. Actual subhuman.
>>542939506how they get he in the socc?
>>542942867erm.nyo.sorry I'm sure she's very nice
>>542943027HELLPOD PRIMED
>>542943027Judaean sorcery.
>>542943019but enough about (You)
>>542942065Why did you link me to that when I'm not downplaying anything
>>542943042I see. I'll try and check if we have a Warstrider-chan in storage for you.
>>542941905At this point I'm starting to think Fatshark is a better company
>>542943358This is far more acceptable
>>542943368neither are good, but AH is demonstrably worse at the moment
You know I met god during a Native American Ayahuasca ceremony and he said>Whosoever insists someone else is seething, is themselves seething.To which I replied>But aren't you just insisting that people are seething by saying that?And then he turned me into a toad for 72 hours.Moral of the story, drugs are rad.
Are the bugs doing anything or
>>542943702other than walk straight into minefields and sentry fire?they're crashing the game dohohoho
>>542943824The ultimate attack
>>542943702Omicron is now a hive world with 10% resistance (highest on the map right now) so that's pretty interesting.
>>542943042
>>542943903>higher than cyberstanbugs > bots confirmed by the game
>>542937143>>542942870my settings
Surprised at the complete lack of brap-posting regarding The Gloom spreading over an entire section of the galaxy. Usually those degenerates are pretty on top of spamming about le fart gas.
>>542943702they about to turn erata into a dump
>>542930335I picked up the game after watching a friend play it for 5 minutes i saw something good and im still here.
>>542940232>I pretty quickly learned how to solo objectives in d5 because the pubs were lost, deadI started playing again a few days and have been sticking to D5 and D6 to find my bearings.. I tried swimming to the objective and drowned.. I'm pretty sure half these posts are talking about me I'm so sorry anons.
We are all..... Chaos Divers.
>>542944092You just want brap art!
>Warning: Level 150 Chaos Diver has joined your mission.
wait wtf, erata's already brapped
>>542944090huh? those aren't settings, those are config edits. he's asking what your graphics settings in the in-game menu are.
>>542943702It's pretty much on hold/autopilot; Arrowhead probably had a lot planned, but after the reaction to the cave/rupture strain/dragonroach situation they probably had to pull more illuminate/automaton shit out their ass.
>>542944184I don't, I'm actually pleasantly surprised. Maybe it has to do with pure gas loadouts being kind of trash by themselves.
>>542943575I mean it's not remotely comparable because Tidepod games never were popular with normies and HD2 lows are much more impressive than Dorktide highs but Fatshark has been basically slowly gaining good will with it's community after losing it completely on release while Arrowhead has consistently been bleeding away the biggest good will bank of the decade for almost two years now and has not made any attempt to stop it.
>>542944137Should I napalm max there
>>542944490Darktide plays the way everyone here wishes Helldivers played but refuse to play it.
>>542942870>>542944090Motion Blur: 40Depth of Field & Bloom: OnSharpness: 0.45Texture Quality: MediumEverything Else below: On or Max.
>>542944678kid named max:
>>542944759:^(
>>542932312Google "helldivers 2 broke PC" and you will find consistent 2~ bricked PCs per year
>>542940232>I've been playing for about two weeks and as I was working my way up, I found d5/d6 to be a nightmare.I wouldn't call it a nightmare since that sounds about the same to my experience in February 2024 and I'm still playing. Splitting out into solo divers is also something I remember happening a lot but that's just the best way for the team to get as many samples on even the D7 and higher maps. The ship upgrades help a lot. Personally, I don't like splitting up into teams on D10s because one, I'm a shitter and can't solo or carry very well and two, I feel like I'm missing out on all the fun if reinforcement waves are called onto teammates that are all the way on the other side of the map. Pubs not killing watchers I can't explain. It's baffling to me. Sprinting past marauder bots that could call in bot drops falls in the same boat. Maybe a lot of people just like running from a horde, I dunno. Sounds exciting enough but playing with the lobbies here that will usually kill everything that could call in reinforcements within our sightlines and then holding position when a reinforcement wave does sneak through to obliterate it is more fun to me that just sprinting from objective to objective shitting turrets out behind me like it seems a lot of pubs do.
>>542944716>Darktide plays the way everyone here wishes Helldivers playedNo?
>>542944738>Motion Blur: 40
content?
>finally paid for the Super Goy editionDamn, this fella is pretty fun though once you stick on all the usual recoil reduction bells and whistle
>>542940808They said Mid October, they didnt say what year
>>542944738>idontbelieveyou.gif
>>542945262>paying the goy tax for a game that bricks your computerlmmAAAOOOOO
grim.
>>542945441
>>542945262WTF is that texture? Fingerprints mosaic?
>>542944490>Fatshark has been basically slowly gaining good will with it's community after losing it completely on releaseit won't lastdarktide is still unoptimized, still has the yawn-worthy mind-numbingly grindy loot system, and still has the cosmetic storefront front and centerHD2 being a complete dumpster fire does not excuse fartshart from also being bad in their own wayin any case, it's apples and oranges and i don't like either studio
[COMICALLY LONG RAGDOLL]
>>542945735
>>542945735Don't you like sliding down a hill for 3 seconds straight, anon...? Don't you like doing that while bleeding out, anon...? Think of the views that clip would get... the updoots... the likes...
>>542945579i think it's supposed to be damascus
>>542945441For 2 weeks now hdg struggled to fill up lobbiesFor a week now hdg plays in incomplete lobbies As of 3 days ago hdg have begun to cancel lobbies It's over unironically
It's been over 10,000 years since a lobby was posted.
>>542930763You could always watch him build his new one and see if he fucks it up somehow.
>>542944716>press M1 for 40 minutes: the game>hundreds of minor percentage bonuses instead of mraningful choices, still only one correct build: the game>log in every day just to check the exclusively paid currency shop: the gameI'll stick with Helldivers, thank you very much.
>>542945579>His legally distinct p40 isn't made from sharp Indian steel folded 1000x
>>542945743I like talking in this place to fellow anons even if the game is in a shit state. You guys are mostly alright.
>>542946102buy an ad
>>542945441/joinlobby/Here you go anon!
>>542931436Is this good or bad?
>>542945885>>542945998Consneeded, still looks like a fingerprint barrage tho
>>542945262I have that tooIs it good
>>542944965Yes?Everyone constantly whines about ragdolls, feeling weak, ect. Darktide has everything everyone here wants
>>542946102Not watching your shit nigga
Imagine giving a shit about sloptubers lmao
>>542944716Darktide TODAY has less content than helldivers had on release day
I give it about 3 months before the brap cloud makes contact with the squid front
>>542946239Helldivers is at least fun which is more than can be said of Shopclick
i hate you retards so much it's unreal
>>542946239>>542946518both darktide and helldivers 2 is fun, Space marine 2 though, that one is unfun
>>542945968buy an ad nigger
>>542946193It's dead Jim
>>542945998>look at me sord saar!I'd give you a gift card for it. still would be worth more than it. I bet it's nothing but aluminum-caked shit shaped like a blade.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF-sFstqNGcWATCH THIS HELLDIVER VIDEO NOOOOOOOOWW
>>542946371Based honestly Had no issues but the file size issue is kinda gay
>>542946239Only thing that dark tide has is forced team work and actual difficulty, and even then that's a stretch.
>>5429461582/2
>>542945441ill make one inna bit, lemme get to round 12 rq
>>542946220It's easy to level since you get the extended mag, muzzle brake and foregrip at level 14. It's a one-handed amped up lib carbine with even more RPM, so you chew through anything you can penetrate.Unfortunately it does also chew through bullets (especially if you don't have good trigger discipline), so you're going to either living off supply packs or scavenging a lot.
Im not doompilled yet I like this game What's a good youtuber who makes infoslopI like a good hour long video
>>542946239I do not like the class system, I prefer the open maps to Darktides narrow and linear tunnels, Darktide has lame metaprogression and an obsession with weapon upgrades and trinkets, and most importantly, Darktide has no Stratagem system.It's an entirely different game outside of the fact that they're both technically "grunt fantasy" or whatever, and the only thing that Darktide has above Helldivers is the fact that their enemy Ai actually functions.
>>542946102I decided to listen to this to see if any good points were brought up (I'm mentally deranged). Basically- Fag is butthurt people are upset- Fag is butthurt content creators are upset instead of praising Sweden for their giving their livelihoods- Fag suggests letting a stranger pozz your ass while waiting for an update- Fag says to cut AH a check because they're "working on it"- Fag wants everybody to get along- Fag says the performance problems don't affect him personally because he tinkered with his settings and software so the backlash is overblown- Fag calls himself an outsider and underdog for posting this shitty video
>>542946685Ok :)
>>542946193lmao where did you get that
>>542946752I don't want to play with you, PrimitiveEixa.
>>542946695>forced teamwork>in a game with unironic invisibility abilitiesNigga I saw the streams, you can just speedrun to the end while invisible
>>542946239I hate the skavenfags and by association anything related to warhammer because they are always around shitting things up
>>542946785
I'm going to post a lobbyDarktide lobby
>>542946808It's a literal who nobody anyway. All the big names are dumping the game.
>>542946829Nobody likes a shill, Gucci Slippers.
>>542946829make ur own lobby then vro, be the change you wanna see or smthn
>>542941905Shut the fuck up Eravin stop acting so entitled. Kill yourself already.
steam://joinlobby/550/109775243173487283/hop in yall
>>542947129The best thing Helldivers 2 CCs have done for the game is dumping it.
>>542931919They unironically CANNOT confirm this, because if they do it will have massive legal consequences.
It's time to return to darktide, my dearest friends.Rejects must rise!
>>542947209What do you expect from a guy who comissions gay porn of his vtubersona.
>>542946695Forced teamwork is gay. Good teamwork should be encouraged without having things like coherency or specifically spawning in enemies when it detects someone on their own.
>>542946371Yeah didn't care for this shit back then nor will I care now but that doesn't make me stop from calling out AH's shit though all parties involved are dog shit
>>542947416On the contrary the short period SM2 had coherency was basically the only period that piece of shit even felt like a real game.
>>542947305Why? So it can turn into a game nobody plays so Reddit rejects like yourself can act like you're hot shit for playing an obscure title like the fedora-tipping faggots of yore?
>>542945847Sometimes I try to dive down a hill to get away faster hoping I'd go tumbling down but it never happens.What are anons top 10 tricks for escaping bugs?
>>542947129>It's a literal who nobody anyway. All the literal whos nobodies are dumping the game.Ftfy
>>542946102>>542946808When will "people" understand that corpos aren't their friends?All this dicksucking, if done for free, is pointless.If you are getting paid for it, go off, but don't expect other critical thinking human beings to support your takes, because we aren't paid by AH to suck their dicks.
>>542947630That just means they lack any sort of gameplay that naturally encourages teamwork, so they have to force it by giving buffs to just having teammates standing next to each other.
Maybie all this bitching will finally get my minigun
>>542947959I want a medium pen belt fed machine gun with squad reload and 1700RPM.Bonus points if it comes with a fire mode where it automatically sweeps.
>>542947291dead thread
>>542947959Sorry but the poor widdle engine will burst into flames if something has to take up both the backpack and support weapon slot, can't be done.
>>542948065I want them to fix teamreloading so that I can reload people from the backpack they're wearing.
dead gamedead thread
>>542948175Fixing it so you can team reload at all would be a nice start. It seems so sensitive to elevation differences.
>>542947645Strange projection. The CC outcry will force AH to actually fix their game for a few months. With any luck, the Swede will even figure out version control.
hello again urination nationsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243173905636/76561197995866779D10, lobby votespissdivers unite
>>542948270>will force AHLOLlmao even
>>542947678>one of those literal whos has 350k subscribersIt's okay anon. It's obvious that you're jealous.
>>542948459Again literally who?
uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-G49OZOkP0
>>542948335liberty calls for your bladder to be emptied on its enemies
>>542948270Anon is so new it's almost adorable.
While the game is currently "dying" the world's most preventable death do you have any minor grievances to air out? For me it's the ragdolling. Sometimes it can be kinda funny, but holy shit as of late it's gotten ridiculous. Getting hit directly by something and ragdolling makes sense, but a clanker can miss a rocket shot by a good 6 feet and it'll still send me flying. Don't even get me started on the retarded stim delay. >Get hit>Instantly stim>JK lol get gang raped by 5 million bugs at once and die instantly
>>542945996>>hundreds of minor percentage bonuses instead of mraningful choices, still only one correct build: the gameUnironic skill issue. You can make off-meta builds work if youre not a shitter.
>>542948608>being this jealous
>>542948848who
>>542948754I hate how so much minor debris can make your diver slide off it, which cancels out a bunch of shit.
>>542948754>grievances to air out? The game being unplayable offline means that one day all your progress will be lost when they turn off the servers to save a bit of money.
>>542948848Who?
>>542948335still 2/4
>>542948754Ragdolled by rape laser through a wall with no LoS.
>>542947416>specifically spawning in enemies when it detects someone on their own.Not every game can be l4d though
>>542948902>>542948958jealous
>>542948335>>542948678I know what you are. Roleplayer.
>>542948335>76561197995866779>not wulfgamerhuh?
>>542948754Still needing mods to have anything short of a bile titan to be audible from further than 6 inches. Even scavengers are easily 100 pounds of chitin and E-710, they should not be so incredibly silent when walking.
>>542948754For me it's enemies ignoring collision with corpses and terrain and walking through walls, only for those same corpses and setpieces to bodyblock me, lock me under or inside them, and eat my shots.At least ragdolling can be fun SOMETIMES even if it's a bit overtuned, but collision issues are always just infuriating.
>>542948335full
>>542946371Trve. If it weren't for my youtube feed being full of people bitching, things would be business as usual for me.
>>542947416>specifically spawning in enemies when it detects someone on their own.Game already does a fine job of this when the 1 commissar spots me and instantly calls in 5 dropships even though i blew its head off.
>>542949191There's really no reason for corpses to stick around. Just have them phase out of the way over time faster.
>>542948251Was half-expecting the helldiver to break into a dance
>>542946695>>542946518>>542946786>>542946918>>542946518>>542946695>
>>542946102already posted
>>542949127just wanted to post some random art in spurtsotherwise i just like rolling thru the album and posting them for lobbies
>>542946220it's the best smg by virtue of it actually having a real rate of fire, but also a complete ammo hogthe ranking goes something like>knight>killzone smg>halo smg>defender>pummelerreprimand is basically an AR because it's 2h, so it doesn't count, but if it did it'd be somewhere between the knight and halo smg
>>542949585makes sense
>>542948754I think ragdoll is fine because it's wholey ignorable and balances out the game. It's also pretty funny at times if I'm not playing the game religiously.My fucking issues are just balancing honestly. Like everything that takes a circus of input to perform substantially underperforms. Eg: stuns require multiple weapon swaps, and last only a few seconds instead of properly CCing the enemy. Thus making stun weapons just stagger with a new coat of paint. Or shit like urchins only being 4 grenades that take just as long to actually apply the stun as it would take for thermite to kill the target, which you get 3 of. Meaning you're only 33% more efficient with urchin if you're pairing it with sustained AT. Oh and it staggers the fuck out of them making sustained eye shots even harder to perform.It's just really ass backwards balance that doesn't feel thought out.
>>542949486damn this game looks like shit
>>542946785i told you 5 times already fag
>>542949486What did he mean by this
>>542948754Arc thrower still getting hung up on literally nothing
>>542947645Why? Because arrowhead deserves it.
>>542949175>Even scavengers are easily 100 pounds of chitin and E-710In terms of male human and female terminid breeding...
does anyone know if the terminator mod is working on this current patch? I remember the creator getting busy with their schooling or something so they couldnt update it
>>542948251reminder that this is a modded session where bot ai was made deliberately worse just to make this webmyou can see shrieker nests in the background
>>542944205>150 joins>D6Instant kicksorry bud, go be a shitter elsewhere
>>542950394holy giga cope
>Go SC farming>constant lv 2-9 lobbies>kicked out of few 80~ level lobbies>meet guy around same level, high af.>he had many words of wisdom. Sentences less so.>end up unlocking our warbonds>agree that we should invite two noobs, then send the level up to super helldive>one level 7 joins>try to help the poor guy without bursting out laughing>then the first level 80 joins>then another>then another>one gets kicked, then invites us into his own lobby>end up earning more SC in the next 20 mins than I earned in the past 2 hours.what.still a great lobby though.
>>542950273That's stalkers though, with their arms perfectly adapted to abduct human men
>>542948754enemy explosions hitting you through cover but your own explosives being unable to do the same, it's very 'rules for thee but not for me'hellpod guidance being disabled by invisible walls, because god forbid a diver lands on a piece of terrain he could jetpack up tobeing unable to mantle waist-high rocks for the same reason, god forbid divers be able to get the high groundenemies waltzing through wallsenemy ai being gutted but their aoe being increaseddesign philosophy being ignored and new enemies lazily implementeddiving after finishing a reload eating a mag for no reasonmany other things
>>542950819>hellpod guidance being disabled by invisible walls, because god forbid a diver lands on a piece of terrain he could jetpack up toI remember thinking that I was going crazy when they added this. I'm almost certain it had to do with them not wanting people to land on caves, and then just fucking over everything else as a result.
>>542950525caught in 4k
>>542950932oh no hellpods were changed to work that way waaay before caves were ever a thing
>>542950932That was implemented long before the caves update, it was to combat people hellpodding into really tall rocks and just being unkillable because enemies couldn't do anything about it. It's also why stratagem balls bounce around, same terrain rules apply.
>>542946102>literal nobody >comments disabled>ratio'dcant believe there's an even bigger glazer than kai, even kai took a break and called out the bullshit in the end
>>542951363idk why they made that a thing, when all that'd mean is that people were basically stuck up there until they jumped off and killed themselves from fall dmg
>>542950932Hellpod steering was fucked with when they also disabled sentry placement on cliffs
>>542951641If you were a sniper it'd mean you had free reign over the map to kill every outpost until you ran out of ammoUnless you used the scythe or called in a laser cannon, but then again, you're correct it was a nonissue and only causes more grief than it "solves"
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243175807958/76561198391046460Jet Brigade
>>542946785Stop frying your brain on slop and just read the wiki instead
>>542951363>That was implemented long before the caves updatePerhaps my memory is failing me, but I wouldn't say it was that long before cave. Normally I could fly over buildings, cliffs, and trees to land where I wanted, only to suddenly find that I'm dropped WAY away from where I was called in at and completely unable to reposition over any sort of terrain that wasn't completely flat.
>>542946695>forced teamworkWhy do solotrannies get so mad when the enemy actually tries to kill them?
>>542930814>>542931009>>542931413I don't think that's AI, the dog bot was actually a fan made model so I assume he stole the tank and bike from somewhere else as well, possibly even from another game or some concept art.And the helmet in the second thumbnail is literally just the Dust Devils helmet except he selected an area and filled it with flat color.My point isn't that it makes it any better but arguably worse than AI, he stole shit from other people directly to use in his money generating clickbait dogshit then for the second one he just selected an area and used bucket fill, not even bother to add a gradient or anything - an MS Paint tier photo editing job.Even genning would take more fucking effort than stealing shit and using the fucking bucket tool. The cynical "oh let me just add a new element to existing helmet with as little effort as possible so people assume it's new and click the video" approach genuinely angers me.I hope all sloptubers are gathered in camps and brutally tortured on daily basis for decades one day, then go directly to hell once they die to suffer for eternity.
>>542952175Dead game. Closed
>>542946785Glorious japanese tuber, shilled a billion times.https://www.youtube.com/@tamanojiya_gaming/videos
>>542947416>>542952497>>542949315>Game already does a fine job of this>Implying you cant just run away from it and ignore it
>>542946102>AI Summary tells me all I need to know so I don't have to watch this glazediving nigger's video.Based AI. Gave that clown a dislike tip too. Hope he enjoys the algo boost for being a faggot.
>542952497>The shill is still at itHe does it for free
>542952961>The solotranny mad he got called outHe seethes daily
mission idea: rogue helldiver camp where you get ambushed and his strategem clearance has never been revoked
>>542952387I would say, it started a bit before the caves, at a point in time where a lot of stuff started suddenly working weirdly, that I would go out on a limb and say was them implementing and... uh, "testing" aspects of it in advance. This was about the same time Pelicans were getting really drunk.
>forced difficulty>look inside>the enemies actually make an attempt to kill you
>>542953040No one here seethes as much as you Mr. Slippers.
>>542953072>Rougediver calls down a 500kg>It just lands on him and kills him immediately before you can see him
>>542953265Have you tried not standing in front of the 5 gunners? This isnt Helldivers, the enemy actually aims at you
>>542953340allahumma barik
My name is Not Important. What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate Sweden, and the glazedivers feasting on Helldivers 2's carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to doompost violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no life is worth saving. And I will hand surstromming to as many glazedivers times as I can. It's time for me to truthhellbomb, and it's time for me to doompost.
>>542953207That's basically my take as well.
>>542953725based mr. not important
>>542953725Hello, Mr Appealing to Triviality.
>>542953840What is that tranny doing to that poor Asian man.
>>542941905I'm not convinced that the swedes are actually responsible for any hardware failure. I'm more inclined to think that either the hardware just naturally failed via random chance or that the problem is related to the microsoft jeets rushing out shitdows 11.I will agree that a lot of the problems can be summed up with Alexus being a retard who should have been fired a year ago, and the swedes constantly halfassing shit before immediately going radio silent for vacations for weeks on end. I think that the swedes expected to be riding a high for a bit via a mix of xbot players and gaylo warbond, but xbots roam within weeks to the latest FOTM and the gaylo warbond was dogshit because Alexus has the mindset that primary and secondary weapons should be bad.The Gloom content update was supposed to be a big source of hype, but it fell short on many points:>While I enjoyed the difficulty from digbugs+hivelord+roachs+being underground, the overall difficulty was offputting to most of their gamerdad target audience.>hellpods ignoring your beacon to land on the roof should NEVER have been a thing. I get that they wanted to fuck with the pathing to help force pods to land inside, but they blatantly failed. A hotfix should have been pushed out to let the pods noclip through the ceiling. No one is looking at the ceiling to have their immersion shattered during a fight.>roaches probably shouldn't have copy-pasted BT stats with wings. While more surmountable than leviathans, they shouldn't be this tanky, their durability shouldn't be that high, and destroying the wings should do something.>Digbug guaranteed hits shouldn't have made it past QA>they need to actually start doing QAPeople are tired of warbond kit being released pre-nerfed so that the swedes can avoid having their thin skin bruised if anything needs a nerf. People are tired of new content falling short in the final mile due to a blatant lack of QA.
>>542953725get a tripcode Not Important, you faggot
>>542953893What?
>>542951512>Commissar Kike
>>5429520521. you wouldn't have enough ammo to do that anyway2. there are few spots where you'd even be able to do that, and even then you wouldn't have angles on everything manning those outposts3. that'd only be like, 1% of the playerbase doing thatagreed, what a non-issue
>No lobbies
>>542952961>>542952497>>542953040>>542952961
Haven't played in a month, what have I missed?
you want a lobby? you want to get an anon's ssd bricked?
>>542955072>>542953040
>>542954049It's probably a combination of Swigger spaghetti code causing hardware faults thanks to Jeetdows 11 doing irreparable harm to SSDs.
>>542954049>I'm not convinced that the swedes are actually responsible for any hardware failure.Listen, perhaps they are not exclusively responsible for burning up people's CPUs, and that anything that makes them redline for extended periods would do the same, perhaps due to a W11 update, but the fact of the matter is that the game literally crashes and freezes people's PCs which are above and beyond the recommended requirements, so it's no stretch of the imagination that HD2 is the straw that broke the camel's back and bricked people's systems.
>>542955453Stop trying to get through these people.They genuinely lack the imagination to make these connections. They are in full denial and won't accept any opinion from strangers, there's genuinely no point in even considering them as people.
>>542955453*taps sign*>>542927591
>>542955574It's weird watching these people go into full denial over it. I just call them Glazedivers and watch them chimp out.
>>542955453This.
>eagle storm droppedsuck it joel
>>542954049>>542927591
>>542946785Schwerpunkt
>>542955187see >>542931639
>>542955732>Implying he literally didnt calculate the rate at which the DSS was being filled
>>542954049>all failures have happened as soon as they booted up helldivers or while playing>"i'm noT CONvINCed tHAT The sWedEs ArE actUaLLY rESPoNsIBle FOr anY HarDWARe fAilurE"retarded wulfnigger
>>542955752>>542927591
>Ohdough being forced to build a new PCImagine how fucking funny it would be if he crawled back to helldivers and it fries that one too.
>>542954049No comment on the hardware failure, but I agree with all of your points on the gloom update. I was never a huge fan of bugs, but it felt like AH completely lost the plot. I don't think my dissatisfaction can even be blamed on not being a big fan of bugdiving - it'd be like replacing every devastator variant spawn with war striders to reach an equivalent level of bullshit.
542955967Hes right (and based) and youre mad (and cvcked)
>Launch lv 40 invasion of unrelated planet during MO because no progress allowed>MO abandoned, spite defense by half the player base and eagle storm redeemedOne Joel melty coming right up!
>>542948335good games anonsthe deluge of democracy drowns out another feeble attempt at escaping the bowl
Guess I picked a bad time to get into this game.
>still on w10>game never crashedit's literally that shrimple, OS issue, lower the version
>>542956295Sorry anon
>>542956093>>542927591
>>542956295it was never a good time, it was doomed from the start
>>542956295It was worse on release, no clue what these dramatroons cry so much about
>>542955956The sheer amount of effort I've seen people undergo just to push the responsibility onto anyone BUT Arrowhead is just staggering.But it's also something I've come to accept from this game's 'community.'I've seen people defend the Discord.I've seen people defend the furry porn episode.I've seen people defend Baskinator.I've seen people defend this stupid bullshit with the content creators.I've seen people defend Pilestedt's braindead comments to the UN.I've seen people deny the nerfs.I've seen people defend those same nerfs once proven they exist.I've seen people defend Escalation of Freedom.I watched people deny the 60 Day Patch would do anything to fix the bleeding population drop (then vanish once it was shown that it would).You don't see this shit here, mostly. But I hang out on the discussions board. It's not Reddit, for it is it's very own version of gay. I've seen people gaslight so fucking hard over this game.
>>542956295This game is now and always has been perfect.
>>542954049Oshaune just needs a bit of tweaking to actually be fun. >tweak the caves to just be a little more open and less clogged with debris>keep constricted parts but it shouldn't have random rocks blocking your bullets >roaches need to have their obvious problems fixed, and added to the spawn pool instead of a stupid fucking timer >hive lords need to be their own mission with very rare spawns on normal missions >diggers need their wonky attack behavior fixed and a way to surface them that's not just explosives>breaks in the caves need fixing so you can always call down hellpods in them >digger Spewers need to be able to be staggered and their projectile vfx toned way down where they aren't blinding your entire screen That's really it and I think that hive worlds would be genuinely fun. When it clicked and you were slowly tearing through bug waves as a 4 man, flashlights out and wading through bug guts just to claw your way to a nest of eggs... It's genuinely a great time. But thanks to swiggery, it's too bogged down with issues. Hopefully they actually do something to address that stuff before we get sent back to the caves.
>>542948335GG
>>542956295Looks that wayMy sentiments: >>542917898 >>542918128 >>542918737>>542956337You have crashed. There is not a single person who has played the game for an extended period of time who has not crashed. That isn't to say w10 isn't more stable than w11, because it certainly is, but c'mon now; who are you trying to fool?>>542956379Please stop spamming the thread
>>542956379Keep spamming the thread. You're making the 50 Super Credit army mad.
>>542956808>Please stop spamming the threadHe cant. Hes mad and wants a reaction.
>>542956625>I've seen people deny the nerfs.>I've seen people defend those same nerfs once proven they exist.How does this usually go again?>it's not happening>it's happening but it's not that bad>it happening was actually a good thing>is there a fourth or fifth line?
>>542956808I'm on W10 and I think Helldivers has hard crashed my computer once. It's frozen and crashed to desktop a decent amount, but not regularly. It's pretty far and few between.
>>542948335>playing in a pissdivers lobby
>>542957012>it did happen to you and it's your fault
56379Why are you so mad that you got called out?
>>542956862>>542956989I agree with him but also holy shit stop spamming
>>542957012>you just aren't in the right mindset to see how good of a thing it is>you just need some time with it to see how good it is>you're getting burned out spending so much time with it, so you can't see how it's good for people who don't >you're too far away from it now to make a judgement call on whether it's good or not>it happened so long ago who even cares now it's just how it is>it's how it's always been you aren't remembering right
>>542955956>>542956379
>>542927591We need to keep this post as a tradition. It mind breaks so many troons for some reason.
>>542956295Nah not really outside file size shit and maybe performance issues it really isn't
>>542957272I have seen every single example you just listed being used against people who criticized the nerfs. Like every single one. All you're missing is>you're wrong, that's not what happenedand>nerf!? how can you focus so hard on nerfs when the patch notes had 20 weapons getting a +5 to damage (ignoring that all enemies got buffs to their health or durability)
>See post saying how great the solo silo is>Finally use it>It immediately blows me up despite me aiming it nowhere close to meT-Thanks
>>542957272>it's how it's always been you aren't remembering rightlegit the most maligned concern troll psychobabble you will ever hear from this community especially now every patch has undocumented stat changes
>anti-cheat schizochads won
I forgot what side of this debate I was supposed to be on, can somebody remind me?
>feel bored> bring Epoch to spice things up>"Sorry bro, you held it for 2.9 attoseconds past its max capacity">instant deathThe Epoch has too many risks for such a middling weapon
>>542957610It's because it's gaslighting 101. >it didn't happen>trust me I remember because you were so upset you weren't thinking about it right >I wasn't upset so my mind was much more clear>you're missing a lot of context>you just don't have the right perspective>I can explain it to you, do you want me to explain it to you?>your feelings are coming from a place of anger, and so how you feel about it isnt objective >you need to stop being so upset because it's clouding your judgement>now you aren't making any sense>you aren't even entertaining the possibility that you're wrong. Tell me how you're so sure you aren't wrong. >the way you're explaining it makes no sense, just listen to yourself >you're just confused>you know I'm right which is why you're having such a hard time keeping your facts straight>you're just making the same argument over and over, you're wrong and it never happened that way and you know it
>>542957629The missile knows where it is by knowing where it isn't.
The reddit is rebelling, we need to get them back on side NOWWhat's our plan???
>>542958667What bothers me is how these people are not doing it intentionally, it's just their natural setting to be so narcissistic. I don't remember people being like this in the past. Were we always like this, or did something happen to infect the entire internet with personality AIDS?
>>542958085Literally just make a macro
>>542957629The silo isn't great. At best it's an extreme long range option to use to kill factory striders for when you feel like the cuckchair is just too shameful to equip.
Can you take a good look at the wretched face of evil, and without flinching, bring down judgement upon their heads?If yes, then join... the helldivers!
>>542959042But Pagliacci...im on console...
>>542959178Days without consolecucks being cucked: 0
>>542958986No, narcissists do it intentionally. They will then have you believe that it isn't intentional as part of their manipulation. Turns out a fuck ton of people are raging narcissists.
>>542959042I'll never understand people that use macros in games, especially pves.You are basically asking a machine to have fun instead of you.Like, uh...?Then you'll be like "oh wow the Epoch is so good... if you make it play by a machine devoid of human error and remove the one poorly designed drawback". You are just a traitor of humankind, do you understand?
>>542959178learn 2 rhythm, ytboihow the fuck can you just not remember how long your finger was held down lmfao
>>542958932Release the trans capes and turn off friendly fire.
>>542956625>I watched people deny the 60 Day Patch would do anything to fix the bleeding population dropit only postponed it. players bled just as hard as they always did after the hype of the balance changes died down, 60day patches happened mid september and october and by the time december rolled around player numbers were back down to pre-buff patch levels and still dropping until omens of tyranny released on the 11th.turns out it's actually new content that keeps players around and people were leaving because they were bored of the game, not because they were frustrated with the balance
>>542958085The epoch sucks dick but I'm tired of people saying the charge mechanic makes it too risky when it's one of the easiest things to pull off with the weaponGenuinely a non issue with even a bit of practice. If only it was worth learning
>>542959280While those kinds of people do exist, I think they're pretty rare. More likely it's just people coping and trying to drag other people along with them.
>>542959379>actually charging up a weapon that can explode while enemies can flinch you into aiming that AoE that can oneshot you at your feet is... goodAnon it's a dogshit weapon and the small charge up window makes it even less appealing because you'll never know if the game will randomly decide that during the whole final charge up window you have to kill yourself by either shooting you feet or overcharging.
>>542959474You're probably right but I'm a suspicious and paranoid person that thinks most people are evil.
>>542959306Uh huh
>>542959178Good joke. Everybody laughs
>>542959315Bruh I lnow how to use the damn thing. Im saying its effectiveness, when compared to its drawbacks (as well as the effort in using it), are imbalanced
>>542958986Covid happened and everyone almost lost their minds
>>542959770no drawback if you just make a macro tho
>that nignog that brings napalm barrage and drops it only on breaches gets 800 kills and completely fucks us out of proceedingIt is not just that he is wasting mine and others time it is he thinks he is good because of it.
>>542928737Issues have gone too long. People have deleted the game allready. Bar to jump back is now way higher. There probably won't be event to draw people back. Just new warbond. Expect reception to be soft regardless. Espeisly now when bf6 is out and arc raiders coming out soon
>>542959770Anon don't bother.You are arguing with anons that played the Epoch like 7 times then never picked it up again and now are just having bad faith arguments.It's not a good weapon, it's not a weapon people play a lot either and you learn the timing, then realize learning the timing or even having a macro play perfectly for you doesn't improve the weapon in the least because it's fundamentally flawed and poorly designed and the danger of getting flinched into shooting your feet or a rock in front of you is still there. The drawbacks are too many for little returns.
>>542929093It's people who play with friends. It's impossible play with 4 people becouse game will crash and have issues with someone in group.
>>542960016>"learning the timing"it's not climbing fucking mount Everest, retard. The fact that you probably vote and drive a car is horrifying and nauseating.
>>542958986>did something happen to infect the entire internet with personality AIDS?The internet was always shit, I don't know what kind of rose-tinted glasses you're looking through right now, but I remember it always being this bad. Have you tried thinking from the perspective of others instead of just what your own experiences were? You sound a little bit too angry to properly remember what it was like back then, and it doesn't make much sense. Just going on and on about how you're right. This is a shitpost, I hope you found it funny enough.
>>542959929you're supposed to use it on breaches thoughthe problem arises when it's used on bugnests, because then nobody can get close enough or see where the bug holes are to close them
>>542960092Anon, you can't even read and are suffering a massive episode of cognitive dissonance brought to you by being american and retarded.Knowing the timing doesn't improve the weapon.It's a shit weapon even if you play it perfectly. Just like the AMR.
>>542959850HOLY MACROLDONT YOU GET IT. I CANT *USE* MACROS. IM ON PS5.IM AT THE MERCY OF THE JAPANESE. MACROS ARE NOT. IN. MY. MEEEEEEAAAANNNNNNNS
>>542929667Sony owns the IP. They have probably moved on from AH. If it comes out that pre production for next game has allready started. I wouldn't be suprised. AH is on their own now. I hope their next project bombs and they die
>>542960232you can literally plug a keyboard and mouse into your ps5 and set up a macro in your mouse software
>>542960226>mention driving a car and voting>"ermm he must be american"poorfag SEAtranny detected
>>542960325OhWell thats good to know I guess. Thanks
>>542959929go around?>but it was on the objectivethen you weren't going to be doing the objective till the breach was done anywayswhere's the problem? he just handled the breach for you
>>542960530Throwing the napalm on the breech is what you're supposed to do. It's the retards who toss it onto objectives and into nests that annoy me. (especially nests).
>>542960380It's american hours and it's a wagie day in europe, disingenous nigger.Crying only makes it more obvious I'm right. You aren't even worth 1g(0,035274 ounces) of my smegma. I'll ignore you from now on, enjoy.
>>542940232Low levels against squids are odd. In d6 you get swarmed by enemies. It's absolutely nuts how many enemies there is in those difficulties. And other players suck ass. D6 is horible to play. D8 is way easier.
>>542959379The presence of the chargeup and potential suicide isn't the problem with the weapon. The weapon having that downside is a valid part of its design. The problem is the utter fucking absence of a rewarding upset to complement that downside. The thing is just insulting>bad accuracy>short range>tiny ammo supply>no demo force for no discernible reason other than perhaps "well the scorcher didn't">fuckall AOE radius so it's not even some kind of inverse of the railgun where it would be an AT weapon that moonlights as anti-chaff while the railgun is anti-medium that moonlights as AT>stationary reloads>3 round magazine with shots to kill averaging at ~2, so you'll often need to either waste a massive portion of your overall ammo supply reloading between fights or waste time reloading mid-kill.The whole fucking weapon is a slap to the face. The downside can stay. They should probably synchronize that blue flash with the weapon actually entering overcharge state. IT NEEDS buffs to make it worth putting up with its downside.
>>542959929Dropping napalm on a breach is fine 9 times out of 10. It's people dropping napalm on a nest, particularly the meganest, that are retarded.
>>542960689d5-d10 squids are identical, the difference is the players you encounter
>>542960778No you don't understand, once you know the timing perfectly without visual or audio clues the weapon is just le hecking perfect and good, I swear.
>>542960778>The weapon having that downside is a valid part of its designit would be if the overcharge had the same leniency of the railgun, instead of having half a second of primetime before you kill yourself
>>542960648yeah I know, that guy is complaining somebody threw napalm on a breach. a breach, not a nest or objective, a breach.
>>542960778An according to Alexus its actually outclasses most AT options if you master it. Meaning he's either a fucking retard or it got nerfed before shipping.
reminder that the purifier and epoch have the same exact AoE when fully charged, but the epoch loses a meter of AoE when half-charged
>>542961173>"oh shit, the best part of the mission is here!">"oh wait, that nigger made sure nobody gets to engage with the breach except for his orbital barrage, nevermind"NTA, but Orbital Napalm Barrage is objectively an annoying stratagem that reduces the fun for everyone involved in the mission.Not even counting that Airburst Strike does the same exact work but on a lower cooldown, so you are a double nigger for bringing the stratagem that covers a massive area in Fire II.
>>542961109I agree that the grace period should either be longer, or the weapon should actually synchronize its overcharge state with the blatant visual cue of that big blue muzzle flash. However it having a very strict grace period is not fundamentally a problem. It having that much risk can be counterbalanced by sufficient reward. For example, the Epoch having Recoiless Rifle levels of damage would make it be a very appealing weapon even with its hazardous weapon timing. Having that much damage per shot would also resolve the current anti-synergy of having a 3 round magazine when most of its AT kills require 2 hits.
Funny enough an uncharged Epoch one shots an Exo.Im really sorry about that btw but you did walk in front of me as I was charging.
>>542961240We already know that he's fucking retarded.
>>542961415You are crazy and a nazist.Your opinion is dogshit and you will be silenced.
>Be Snoy>Waste a monumental amount of money on Concord>Scramble for a saving grace>Remember you have Helldivers>Try to have it take the place of your big franchise>Greenlight a movie>Let them do what they want>Check in on them a year later>The entire community is on fire and its bricking peoples PCs
>>542961594Do you know the best part? Modern writers cannot write good stories, and even if Helldivers has the capacity do become the new pop culture movie series, it won't because modern writers can't write.
>>542961415>the weapon should actually synchronize its overcharge state with the blatant visual cue of that big blue muzzle flashI do genuinely wonder why it doesn't. Was it a mistake? Was it on purpose? Both are equally as likely and I hate it.
>>542961674I fully expect the helldivers movie to flop as hard as the borderlands movie.
>>542960232Sounds like a you problem, is it really a drawback if it's a you problem? That's like saying the main drawback of a weapon I don't like is that I'm bad with it
>>542930757yes I canHelldivers 2 is incapable of overheating my PC
>>542961594The same Sony that paid Bungie a gajillion dollars to make videogames for them. It seems Jap businessmen are going senile...
>>542944953>Pubs not killing watchers I can't explain. It's baffling to me. Sprinting past marauder bots that could call in bot drops falls in the same boat.For bugs and bots, it's understandable to accidentally overlook the occasional bug or marauder since those spawns are very common and nests/outposts are always spamming more. For squids though, the squid front has what I call a "run diver" problem. A lot of people are really, REALLY fucking hard filtered when it comes to fighting the squids. So they don't. The objectives on squid missions are not varied and most of the mare very easy. They often can get away with not fighting at all. They don't care about the watchers. They don't care about the drops. They don't care about the patrols. They're gonna keep RUNING. Objective? They only have to blow up like 3 things and they're gone. Outposts? Chuck some thermites on the shield and keep RUNNING. They'll just break LOS around a building and maybe have a gas dog or other gas item fuck with enemy pathfinding.What the squids need are more objectives that force players to stop and dig in. Objectives that take time to complete. Plates to spin and balls to juggle while fighting off the enemy. Stuff like how on the bug front you occasionally need to sort through the pipes puzzle while hunters are pouncing on your ass. We need more squid objectives that require you to stick around in one place and do stuff while the voteless are dogpiling you. Objectives to filter the rundivers and force them to actually learn how to fight the squids. Until then they have a bit of a point that you don't actually need to fight the squids much at all, and that's a problem.
>>542961728It's actually synchronized with those little nodules on the side of the gun retracting into the barrel. I guess that's inspired by nuclear fuel rods or some shit? Anyway, the nodule retraction is a very fucking minor detail that is easy to overlook during the heat of battle. Especially since lighting conditions in missions are often DOGSHIT. They should re-synchronize the overcharge state with the blue flash. But again they don't do QA.
>>542962154>But again they don't do QA.honestly judging by the sheer amount of variance in people's age and gender in that one photo of their studio, I legitimately would not be surprised if multiple sections of arrowhead, like QA, are just filled by people's extended family so they can get a free paycheck.>Hey grandpa Sven, you're "QA", just sit in that chair and read the paper all day
I long for Yuzhong to acquire AH
>>542962028>What the squids need are more objectives that force players to stop and dig in.I understand what you're saying and wouldn't mind more objectives like that, but the squid mission I miss the most is the repel invasion one we need versions for bots and bugs too. Maybe those missions are what conditioned players into being runners. Too bad we're probably not getting those back because of the intensity of Swedish autism not allowing their level designer to re-add missions that "don't make sense to re-add."But you're talking about objectives that have the team stick to a spot for a bit. That'd be nice. This reminds me of some of the Valve commentary in L4D2 discussing holdouts vs. gauntlets.
final divepill: we have to destroy High Command
>>542961674Honestly. Give it to Ryan Reynolds. He has the humor and would get the super violence mixed with anti-hero themes. He is basically the Dane Cook of the movie world but I wouldn't trust any fucking one else off hand to handle the satire and goofiness correctly.
I love bringing the FRV and driving my team around, I feel so helpful!
>>542962820*flips your shit upside down*
>>542962820I personally thank you for sacrificing a slot to cut down the mission time by 5-7 minutes. Provided we don't kick flip it 20 seconds in and explode. If the APC is armored like the mobile 710 rig it will be an everydrop strat for me.
>>542962615The boys and bugs did have a repel like mission at one point. It was removed for being practically impossible on d9
>>542962615It doesn't help that AH has kind of fucked up enemy design in a way that sort of discourages fighting squids. Leviathans are so fucking tanky that you unironically are better off ignoring them and treating them like a stage hazard. An argument can be made that fleshmobs are a bit of the same. Most weapons cannot deal with fleshmobs in any significant quantity in a decent period of time. They're too durable and too common. I don't truly agree with that stance. I think perhaps fleshmob stats are just a tad overtuned rather than being completely fucked and worthy of ignoring them outright. There are assorted solutions to the fleshmob problem that players who fight the squids adopt. You see support weapons like the AC/GL/WASP/ABRL/NEATS leveraged to good effect vs squids. Explosive primaries like eruptor/xbow/purifier/scorcher all make short work of fleshmobs. You can even get away a bit with careful usage of stratagems against fleshmobs like carefully splattering a group with a 500kg or fucking them up with strafing run or gatling. I think fleeing from them is a step too far, but they can probably stand to be reigned in a bit.
>>542929309What is it with Euros and sabotaging their own success? It happens every single fucking time.
>>542962028Squid encampments just need to be swarming with watchers, overseers, harvesters, etc. like a bug nest or bot place is filled with bad shit but it’s crickets for squid. Maybe a fleshmob is chilling in there jerking off his 4 or 5 dicks with his 5 or 6 legs.
>>542963040Now I'm not saying that they SHOULD be removed, but if Fleshmobs were removed completely I wouldn't shed a tear unlike if the bile titans or hulks were removed.
>>542962720I retched
>>542961972The ojisan boomers at Snoy have always been money averse, much like the other boomers still in corporate in Japan. It's like they're allergic to making money.
>No new victory poses since Chemical Agents (Sep. 2024)
>>542963153not exclusive to eurosamericans voted for less financial freedom, muslims detest and kill their own, so do russians, and china is ruled by heavenly mandate of I can't believe it's not mao
>>542963153honestly that's happening to all western nations by this point
>>542963175I think perhaps there should be alternative ways to trigger squid drops. Stuff like alarms or proximity sensors around their outposts and objectives. Or a squid detector tower analogue.>>542963261Aside from fleshmobs perhaps being a bit overtuned, I think part of the problem is just that the squid roster is so empty. The addition of new squid units will dilute the spawning pool so that fleshmobs don't get spammed as much. The swedes need to STOP TAKING VACATIONS for that to happen though.
>>542963358utterly grimeveryone just set theirs to random to mitigate the lack of variety
If I wear the 80% fire resist armor, can I stand in an orbital napalm strike? Or does the explosion kill me?
>>542963543No
>>542963296Deadpool humor matches perfectly with Helldivers 2 and you'd be a fucking retard not to notice it. Name one other director that could do it better. You want them to hand it to fucking gunn?
>>542963543explosion is strong enough to instagib everything except a procced Democracy Protects
>>542963175This doesn't fix the issue because encampments, much like side objectives, can be completely ignored by anyone that isn't interesting in getting exp and is only playing missions for liberation. You want to have more watchers spawn around main objectives, which would make sense since that's something the ayys would be interested in making sure they are guarded against helldiver infiltration. Arrowhead should play into the ayys being the most intelligent faction by making them actually actively defend main objectives where bugs and bots are either literally just a dumb bug or a robot with commie brain (no IQ).
>picks a mission>PC immediately shuts itself off>PC restarts>be making this postOH NO NO NO NO, WHAT THE FUCK?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243181624479/76561199108851031d10 whatevs
>>542963261The only fix the meatballs needs is a sense of agency that you are able to handle them in a more efficient way then mag dump until problem stops. Knee capping to slow them down or even cause them to fall over and violently thrash around attacking friend and foe. Or once you shoot all they heads they detonate killing the voteless beside them. They can be a tanky melee menace but there needs to be something worthwhile for killing one rather then jogging away.
>>542963625nta and I wanna see your point but what Helldivers the movie really needs to manage is to make a harmony of the crazy space jingoist humor and genuine character drama, real war horror, so our main Helldiver should be a real and 80% serious person. Then again Ryan Reynolds does have the capacity to play such a character. We can't have John Helldiver doing Marvel quips every other scene. That would be mission failure 0/5 disgraceful conduct.
>>542963543No the explosions will gib you. You can walk through the fire after it stops just fine. Mostly that armor + vitality makes the dickle your primary problem solver with an endless ammo MG.
>>542962996And it even had the additional aspect of juggling civilian evacuation too. I think it'd be fine to re-add at this point considering the balance changes that have happened since release. >>542963040Fleshmobs should be like fantasy slimes in that damaging them causes them to split until they're reduced down to normal voteless. Not in a way that gives them bonus HP though. Keep the total amount of HP from fleshmob to voteless state the same but now they'd have stages instead of just always being huge trolls that slap your shit. Something like:>Stage one: The fleshmob as it currently is>Stage two: Two half mobs that can still flail about and chunk diver HP but they can't knock you to the ground>Stage three: Quarter mobs: smaller half mobs that now do less damage>Stage four: Now they're down to being voteless, maybe even just voteless in their bleedout crawl stateI think it would give them some more identity other than "damage sponge."
>>5429637632/4
>>542962720Why are you so violently american?
>>542963863Ryan gets to be ryan but you got to remember this will be a 4 man squad ensemble. He doesn't have to be the serious heroic helldiver. He just has to drop with him and not downplay his moments of glory with quips. Besides I said direct. He gets the correct humor. He could be in it, even possible as a co-star but it would garner more ticket if he was the goofy lead with a strong supporting cast.
>>5429637633/4
>>542964019Fair point. Could make it the movie in which the two Ryans finally get to be co-leads.
God bug city maps are so horrible, especially the nests surrounding a tall building so no stratagems can hit them since they just get blocked and you're forced to run in to close them with your 4 grenades when there are 10 holes.
>>542963863>main Helldiver should be a real and 80% serious person.I agree with this, one of the main draws of this game that really drew me in is that the divers can be getting ragdolled, blown up, maimed, and start screaming shrilly in panic but they never go, "Fuck Super Earth!" or "This is bullshit!" or waver in their convictions. It's nice to play a character that's sincere (even if the whole world is a satire).
>>542963968Because Trump is my President and (You)rs too. Even if you're not 'Merican.
>>542963358>the last free support weapon stratagem was the Wasp, December 2024>the last free orbital stratagem was Orbital Napalm, September 2024>there has never been a free Eagle stratagem added to the game>the last vehicle stratagem was the FRV, December 2024>the last free emplacement stratagem was the Grenadier Battlement, March 2025>the last free fortification stratagem was the Gas Mines, December 2024>there has never been a free sentry stratagem>there has never been a free backpack stratagemI know that adding free stratagems to the game doesn't earn money, but come the fuck on.
>>542964269Anon, he's a plutocract that genuinely doesn't give a shit about you or the american people.He genuinely only cares about his own interests, he's basically your king, while your people starve to death and the ones that aren't starving are slaving away their existence for nothing for the sake of hussle culture and playing a game that is rigged to make everyone that isn't the elite lose.
Is there even ever a reason to bring the AMR, Flamethrower, Arc Thrower, Laser Cannon or Epoch into a mission as your support weapon in D10 beside the fact that you like them or need variaety?They really don't do anything particularly well, and in general they are bad weapons. Also it doesn't help that four of them just spawn in the map as random drops.
>>5429637633/4 still, join
>>542964616Fiiiiine gimme a minute
>>542964564The Laser Cannon is decent if you're on an ice planet and your team already has good AT presence. It's actually super good on squids because it can kill everything except Leviathans, you can melt Harvesters, Fleshmobs and Stingrays with relative ease. It's mostly okay against bots, and can be decent against bugs but not really my jam.Flamethrower and Arc Thrower are just trash, and AMR can be handy for medium killing but isn't something I would pick up myself if I can help it.
>>542964564Not a rational reason but there's fantasy.AMR is superfluous and gets invalidated by any ap3 primary in an acid storm but I really enjoy the fantasy of sniper divers, especially cute lean ones. I suppose arc gods, firebats etc have similar feels.
>>542963763full
>>542964269only actual brown migrant believes this crap>ooo I love america, america numba 1, this white guy said he will make america great, i will vote for him yes yesactual White man will know first hand Trump is a jew dog and he and his elite cronies are actively destroying the country
>>542964564You're correct.AMR is "I want to use autocannon but I also want to use some sort of backpack stratagem as well so". A scam support, and I keep falling for it.
>>542964938>white men>americaLol, the white men in america are all in power and kissing the star of david, you are a mulatto chimera of jewish craft, and mulatto chimeras were all hyped about voting trump into power so he could rugpull them even harder with crypto.
>pull up youtube>see new helldiver youtuber making a weapon guide or opinion video>"don't recommend videos from this channel" and move onlmao you missed the hype train faggot, fuck you and your attempt to leave the wagecage. Should've been quicker.Anybody else do this?
>>542938491I'm on SeS in 1080p and Performance mode and it's not great. the effects like static fire and draw distance is pretty poor. quality mode is just slightly clearer textures but at 30 fps compared to 60 on performance. no contest for playability.
>>542961409Airburst fucking sucks now. They changed it with the 60 Day and wrecked it forever. I used to use it all the time. It hits nothing. It goes out of it's way to fucking hit NOTHING.At least with ONB you will murder 90% of what happens to be in it's area of effect.
>>542964564LC is underrated on squids, doesn't handle fleshmobs or voteless quick but a gatling sentry or eruptor takes care of those, and LC can melt everything else. It's slow, but infinite ammo can't be underestimated, and on squids blue weapons are almost always retrievable.Everything else in your list is basically correct. I took arc thrower on bugs with thermite when my confidence was low for a while, but I learned to aim at BT mouths and haven't touched it since.
>>542964434>he doesn't care about you!!!!!!Why do you faggots always use this fucking argument? Do you know of a single politician who does? The rest of your post is just genuine faggotry. I hope you get stabbed by a nog you want to 'help.'
>>542964434Murca was born as a plutocracy where the poor have to celebrate freedom despite not actually receiving it.
>>542964564Arc Thrower is good so long as you understand it's only there for clearing chaff. It can kill a Hulk in a pinch, too. It used to be a lot better. They should have left it in it's original state so it could be a free ammo version of the Stalwart.
Did anything else after they dropped the pointless video blog?
Is it that hard for you niggers to not talk about politics for 5 fucking minutes? Annoying fucks
>>542965791they announced another blog where they might announce the patch date or possibly a third blog
Im still having fun on da xbocks
>>542965838It seems I still dont hate Sweden enough
>>542966095Everything about the last four years have taught me that I don't hate all Europeans enough. But Helldivers has taught me that all Swedes are Swiggers and beneath contempt.
>>542965808Honestly yes. It's easier to kill for space fantasy RP jingoism knowing I can't escape real jingoism.
>>542965838>announce an announcementIs there any industry more pathetic than game development?
>>542966480wht do you know about logistics and supply chain management
>>542966480Game journalism.
>>542966480Yes. Swedish game development.
Even Reddit is saying it's never been more over with this game. We're at PSN debacle levels of pissed off.
>>542965625>Do you know of a single politician who does?Yes, plenty of politicians were forced to care about the masses out of fear of either being killed or not having enough slave labor to fuel their economies.With modern economy and late stage capitalism or neo feudalism, the elite genuinely doesn't care if your work or not, if you die, if you revolt, etc. they'll keep making money and staying in power. A whole continent could be gone tomorrow and this wouldn't affect the economy of the plutocrats in a negative way.I don't think you understand how bad things currently are for the majority of the population on the planet and how much worse they are bound to become.It has never been so over, and the fact that you don't understand it is exactly why they can get away with it, why they'll keep getting away with it and why your bloodline will end up either removed from the gene pool or turned into human cattle.
>>542966224What did I ever do to you, huh?
>>542964564>FlamethrowerMost versatile strategem in the game. Good at everything if you can get in range. Probably one of the strongest supports if you know what you're doing. >AMRIt's good for bots and illuminate if you bring pp armor.
>>542965219Been doing this long ago since the game's launch, there's nothing to be gained from such videos. If you watched one, you watched all of them.Unless its a jap one, then they do crazy shit and show things nobody else is doing.
>>542964564AMR is pretty decent at deleting oversaars and harvesters on squid missions. However it's still retarded that it doesn't have a third person reticle, and it is insulting how little ammo is replenished by a single POI ammo box. It is an acceptable choice if your primary can handle voteless/fleshmobs and you want to use some kind of backpack.
>pLuTARcH ScUMmm!
>>542966641>late stage capitalismStopped right here. You are legitimately retarded.End your own life before you become a danger to others through your sheer stupidity.
>>542965219Yes, but to legacy news outlets like CNN or the BBC.
>>542966838>you can't use terms I dislike because uhhh they are slightly incorrect Nigger, you aren't getting out of the rat race with that brain. Enjoy your shit life.
I thought ohdough built his own pc? Why is he asking chat for advice?
>>542967234unfortunately retards today are told making your own puter is easy when in reality most builders will go through a few rough and shoddy builds before getting a really solid one done.
I thought you built your own pc? Why did you go online to look up guides?
>>542967234Audience engagement
>>542967357Because I wanna make sure I don't fuck up?
So you didn't build your own pc? You let someone else online build it for you?
I BELIEVE IN ARROWHEAD!I BELIEVE IN ARROWHEAD!I BELIEVE IN ARROWHEAD!I BELIEVE IN ARROWHEAD!I BELIEVE IN ARROWHEAD!
Mega cities should stop the decay at a certain amount. I don't know why they designed the way it is right now, but it'd make sense that if we secured one mega city it should stop the decay to a certain amount of liberation (like 10% per mega city).
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/PouncerWhat is with this enemy? I had a gas drone and the torcher and there were 3 of them running at me and I literally couldn't kill them with fire or gas. Are they immune to it? They just ran at me non stop no matter if I torched the ground or torched straight into their face.
>>542968027>he doesn't knowstatus effects don't work on them if you aren't the host and are also not in proximity to the host
>>542967234He probably "built his own PC">read: bought the parts and paid some shop to assemble it and install windows for him
D10 city bots, like 50% of the strategems I was throwing were sticking to my hand when I tossed it and even if I hid under like a balcony of a tower/building/whatever it would break thru the geometry to fucking 360 dome me from space and Im not a rage kind of gamer, but that was so fucking retarded
>>542968192What...thats fucked up
>>542968303You must be new, you don't seem to hate sweden enough yet.
>>542968303Known bug for over SIX fucking months now too.
>>542968278>using reds in cities.
>>542968027it's an ancient bug. some enemies can just bug out and be invincible, it usually happens to bot troopers.
>>542967234If you watch the vids where he calls out AH for bricking his shit he very clearly has no knowledge of what the fuck hes talking about. Hes a gymbro. I like him, but he doesn't know fuckall about computing, hes getting confused by each step and each part as hes working thru the manual of how to build the PC rn, lmao, kek. He was running an undervolt (who knows how it was set up, and using windows 11 to write/rewrite massive chunks of data to an SSD when there is a known issue with that. AH would be exempt from all liability even if he could prove it was them, due to him breaking warranty by "undervolting"
>>542968489Thank goodness for your webm, I thought I was really losing it when it took me a full deadeye mag to kill a trooper running away once
>>542968452That's like ~2 months in swedish working days.
>>542963625I want them to hand it to veerhoven, because realistically a helldiver movie at its best is just hoping to be as good as starship troopers
>>542968559always fun to meet old invincibot
>>542968489Yea this one I actually know about.
>>542968458>>using reds in cities.Definitely not. I'm not talking about red, I didn't even have a red. My weapon/Silo/Backpacks were literally sticking to my hand and doing any/everything to reach their destination to murder me. It was fuckin bullshit lmao. A silo stuck all the way thru a skyscraper and landed in a balcony, poking thru the bottom of it to smoke me.
>>542968736there he is again, still kicking and trollinggotta love that unkillable cyber rascal
>>542964184sounds like a job for eagle or orbital clusters
>>542963763Where the fuck did you two scamper off too?
>>542968192They still havent fixed that?
>>542963763>>542968948ME AND D3 CRASHED
>>542964434all of this applies to every other nation, except burgs aren't importing millions of migrants
>>542968524>>542927591
>>542969042That doesn't happen, lower the dificulty, the game runs fine, there are no performance issues, it's your PC, it runs fine on consoles, it's always been this way
>>542969206jew cat iz jewing lole
Why does the grenade pistol have a slide?
>>542966641>"Yes">Doesn't name any
>>542969343So it is easier to slide into your ass obviously
>>542966795Amr is great against squids. But you notice how bullshit observes spawn are. You can shoot them down left and right and they keep coming at you. Flesh mobs are non issue. Just don't fight them. Leave. Only captured the flag objective needs you to deal with them. But any kind of gas is enough.
Its over. Sweds are allergic to success
Who is the real villan here? The man who drops the gatling barrage on the pelican hatch? Or the man who stabbed him with a bayonet and forced him to drop it?
>>542969343It doesn't
after watching the swede saga unfold, I think I truly understand the racial hatred between dwarves and elves
>>542964564LC is good on bots & squidsLC is retardedly bad on bugs
>>542969053Believe it or not, it's not happening in nations with actual human values. And migrants are being imported everywhere, such is the state of kikeish globalism.>>542969420Out of goodness, here's a few:>Franklin D. Roosevelt>Sanders>Mandela>Elizabeth Warren>Sanna Marin>Alexis TsiprasOut of fear:>Tsar Nicholas II>Fidel Castro>Emperor Meiji>GorbachevWe are headed into a world where the elite doesn't even care if you exist, because you are economically irrelevant and absolutely powerless. They are becoming Gods. Greek and roman classics made plenty of good points for why Gods with human personalities are terrible. But feel free to ignore, it's not like you matter anyway. I was just making fun of anon for idolizing his owner like a retard, kek.
>>542970398I bet that bug pussy is tighter than bot pussy
>>542970560foolish bugslut, bot pussy can be engineered to any tightness
>>542970560>bussy>bugussyCoincidence?
Malicious swedish style code.I know they're following the height of the terrain.
Any good mods for lag reduction?
>>542970832Yeah, get better internet
>>542970398I thought it was implicit that the politician had to be A. living & B. actually in power
>>542970832there are a number of them, but I didn't save the links to anyalso ctrl+f "1a"
>mid-October was 2 days ago
>>542963763ggs memes were had.
>>542971083erm ackually they only said they would START working from mid october (ISH) fucking chuddy
/ourguy/ is rebuilding his PChttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDGf8wCM_HM
>Nigga did I just catch you trying to cooperate?
>>542970985Asking for that means that you are completely missing the point, moving the goalpost and acting in bad faith or unable to keep up with modern politics, but sure:>Trudeau>Meloni>MacronThey still have to care, unlike Trump who's already at the top of the world and completely fueling and furthering his own interests.
>>542970081
>>542970081The faggot who brought the guns with bayonets attached.
>bring my normal weapons and orbitals >haha why are these guys all picking sentries haha>blitz kill mission>didnt realize>flounder the whole matchIm cheesed
>>542971735You know you can check what mission you're dropping into before hand, even if you join through quickplay. I've forgotten a few times too though.
>>542971556pasta la vista nutsack lol
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243185578237/76561199108851031d10 bug cont.
>>542971778I just wasn't paying attentionHad a few helpful moments but overall I kept waiting for my orb laser
What if we just turn this planet into a black hole?
>>5429718972/4
>>542972014That would make the jeets very mad, sir.
holy fucking dedgame
>>5429718973/4
I actually hope Helldivers 2 kills his PC again because that would be the funniest shit ever.
>>542971392>Trudeaufucking KEK, that guy doesn't give two shits about anyone but himselfwhatever credibility or argument you might've had, you've immediately lost
>>542972261>PC players: 14,312>Console players: 12,146God damn. They absolutely fucking blasted all of the xbox players straight out of their assholes in like 2 to 3 months time. Incredible.
>>542971897full
>>542971392>TrudeauTell me you're not Canadian without actually writing down that you are not Canadian. That clout chasing faggot ass former drama teacher was such a disappointment that even his own wife left him. His single merit - and the sole reason he was fucking elected in the first place - was because he rode his platform on legalizing weed. That's his legacy. Other than driving this country straight into the ground.
>>542972489I remember seeing them all start with squiddiving. You could literally see them leaving for other factions in real time, before leaving the game completely soon after. It was honestly kind of sad, and in hindsight I kind of feel bad for them.
>>542972489As an xboxdiver I still do my daily dives but yes everyone who i played with from the beginning are no long onlineNow I just help lower levels and try to have a good time with them
>>542972747imagine thinking you're gonna be fighting something like primo-covenant, and it's a bunch of human-infection forms with no guns and a couple elites
>>542972747Given how Narrowhead announced the Xbox release, I didn't expect any less from them disappointing the Xbox players. Remember, they had built up hype that the announcement was gonna be big, and then all you had was that roach PileofShit in like a 2 minutes announcement that the game's getting an Xbox release. Literally nobody that was showing up to that announcement that already had the fucking game to begin with, and so would be wary of catching wind of Helldivers announcements, would have been there for that. They just trolled their fanbase with that trash. And then they proceeded to troll the Xbox players by dropping them into a broken fucking game that has so much tech debt that it prone to constant crashes. These devs are legitimately stupid and malicious/hate their consumers. Yet without their audience to begin with they'd be working a fucking Swedish McDonalds putting the meatballs in the bag. It's insanity.
Tonights patch will save us..
>>542972747I stayed till the end with squids, but I actually stockholm syndrom'd myself into enjoying them(and dust devils made them more fun for me).
>it's another zero super credits + medals spawned episode
>>542973003Imagine thinking like the Xbox news and believing they can actually make a difference in the galactic war and liberate a planet outside of the MOs, just to constantly cucked and stuck in an almost 3 month liberation campaign that ended without even a fucking accolade for the players that spent 3 months grinding against the most boring fucking faction in the game. A spit in the face to the people who had dedication to grind that shit out, even.
I hate to say it, but I think console exclusives and the console wars were a good thing. There was no crossplay eating up valuable dev time, each entry on its own system was much more stable, and the exclusives were much better because they had to compete against similarly popular titles. There are no Gears of Wars or Mass Effects or Halos or Uncharteds or Metal Gears or Bioshocks or Dead Spaces coming out anymore...
>>542973039The community for this game is absolute shit, too.The Xbox release should have come with like 3 or 4 warbonds included. Hell, everyone who buys the game should get everything up to Polar Patriots for free now. MMOs do it all the time. Nobody fucking expects some dude joining up in the new MMO five years after release to go back and buy every single expansion pack. They start including it with the base game. It's to help newbies get caught up on content.Xbox players probably had no fucking clue what they were getting into. They saw 14 warbonds to unlock by getting piddly amounts of SC per match, or spending $140 on SC instead. I saw so many of these fuckers running around with Super Citizen, too. Imagine spending $60 then seeing you gotta drop another $130 to get the full package, while PC players are running around styling on them with 18 months worth of gear unlocked. Of course they noped the fuck out from there.Any sane person would. The game to a new player looks daunting as fuck.
>>542973229You've got the right idea, but you're still retarded for how you're going about it.
I have this unrecorded memory of limping through pickle creek with my legs gone, literally no supply and bleeding into the 20-something percent. And then, am undiscovered house-type POI with stims, ammo and nades... I will never have another one of those again...
>>542973304>everyone who buys the game should get everything up to Polar Patriots for free nowWhat the bloody shit you say bastard bitch? Do you have any idea how many dinners that would be worth benchod fuck you bastard bloody!
>>542973513I mentioned that on Steam and got jumped on by people. It's such a braindead simple and correct decision. There's a reason why MMOs are such fucking moneymakers. I mean how many people already buy warbonds from Arrowhead per month? How many people actually do that instead of grinding for SC?
>>5429731477 weeks... 7 long weeks. That's how long it took to take Seyshel Beach back. At first it was going well, and then MO after MO, swedish trick after swedish trick. Made what was going to be a quick and decisive win, into 7 weeks of hell.
>>542972261Dadgamers moved on to battlefield 6
They've cooked for so long the foods burnt
>>542972489Console kids chase the latest FOTM harder than PC players. Helldivers is last month. Madden's Call of BattleFIFA 6 just released the other day.
>>542973306But I'm not going about anything, I'm making an observation
>>542932686>He can now gen video
>>542972489Halo hype and FOTM was only gonna go so far, the actual players who would stick around for the long haul were gonna a minority of that big influx.
Tomorrow. A warbond trailer will greet me like a woman warmly greets her weary, office worn husband
live service... done right!
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243187072450/76561199470616586
>>542974174Dropping a new warbond right now would just add fuel to the fire considering the average quality of warbonds coming from arrowhead lately.
>>542974271>doesn't say lobby>doesn't introduce where he's going or if freedom decides>no lust provoking imageIs this possible?>>542974227Insane how bad they fucked this up. Was it true they sent the A team elsewhere right after launch? If so, do they put fucking gas leaks into every house in sweden?
Was he the only thing holding it together?
>>542974491Pileofshit has most likely seen the writing on the wall and got out once the game took off to work on another project since hd2 is a fucking disaster.
>>542970671wtf does it work like that for, so its still "attached" to the ground coord, just changes height from?
>>542974006Helldivers isn't last month, it was FOTM 10 months ago or so.
>>542970109
>>542974593>Helldivers isn't last monthIt was for xbawks
>>542974696Where's the slide
>>542974696Highlight the part that you think resembles a slide
>>542974593Helldivers is not a FOTM game. It's a FOMO game. Attack on super earth and Xbox release were peak FOMO events
Time to watch all of those>Heckydivy 2 is the perfect live service satire freedom coop game done right from LV21 dudes playing D4 bugs Now, with a new perspective
>>5429742713/4
>>542974726PC lion doesn't concern itself with the matters of console sheep.
>>542974726>be xbone cuck>beg and plead forever to un-exclusive the sony exclusive>they finally do>one shitty warbond>MO focusing on the worst faction in the game>AH immediately fucks up the performance worse than it already was, double the filesize to save HDDs some loading time>AH pulls new bug enemy and then falls asleep at the wheel instead of fixing it>game diesAmazing investment. Thanks as well, Sony, for the big financial risk in opening up an exclusive!
>>542974949>AH immediately fucks up the performance worse than it already was, double the filesize to save HDDs some loading timeNot a thing on Xbox, consoles aren't last gen hardware so they come with SSDs by default so Helldivers on Xbox is like 22-30GB.
>>542974810I missed out on the attack on super earth.
>>542975167You missed out on nothing since it was exactly the same as boring city missions you can get now.
>>542975243he missed out on pre nerf leviathansseriously what were they thinking
>>542975167>>542975243He missed out on the "Stop the invasion ships" mission type or whatever it's called.
>>542975345The OG leviathans were mostly fine. They needed direct hits to really fuck you, and we were within the megacity tileset where we had cover all of the time. It was the first round of "nerfs" that really made levis bullshit. Alexus made the splash damage radius significantly fucking larger, so instead of being mostly safe if you were sprinting, you'd instead get ragdolled and damaged 100% of the time if you weren't in hard cover. Also, since the fight had moved out back to the ordinary colony tilesets, we no longer had megacity cover.
>>542932686>"I-Is that... WHITE COCK?"
>>542974227Reminder that the person that said that roached the fuck out of the company.
>>542970671>Aim resistance on flying overseers doesn't exist.
>>542975817that's not aim resistance
>>542974949I actually was running with the Xbox newbies when they came in. I played on low difficulty games or games with low level players with obvious Xbox Live handles. It's not at all surprising to me that they dropped the game not long after. Arrowhead is fucking retarded, and they don't interact with the playerbase outside of their carefully curated gaggle of sycophantic narcissist furfag pedos on their Discord.
Shit. I think the thread's dead for real this time.
>>542975618>"ahaHAHAHAHA.... WOW IT'S SO SMALL!"
>>542971897ggz frens, back2back fun
I think anon might be projecting a bit of trauma.
>>542973140Mein Fuhrer... it's Friday...
>>542976571Urkel, please.
>>542971897GGs
>>542974949And now fixing stuff becomes even slower because they have an extra console to work on.They could barely keep it togheter with just PS and PC.
>>542977243Oh fuck so you died there because of my mech sorry buddy
>>542977098this is why I hate crossplay; at minimum it doubles the work/time between updates, for a minority (5% at the most?) of the playerbase that actually uses it. outside of gaming phenomenons like fortnite, there's no reason to incorporate it
new thread when?
new lobby when?
Last thread ever. It's over. Back to shopclick general.
>using the armory gets worse the longer you play and with more players in your game>fighting more than one faction in a session and then trying to use the armory in a full group of four crashes my game consistentlyWhat the fuck even causes this
>>542979002it's probably keeping every model from every faction you fight loaded, and multiplying the loaded armor sets by 4 (the armory keeps every armor set loaded on the player at once, but hides them all except the equipped one)
anyone up for helldivers 1?
>>542977098>>542978401There are at best four configurations for both consoles? Consider the near endless possible combinations for PC. It's not doing much more work, when you think about it.
>>542979187next thread maybe>>542979212bro is onto nothing
>>542979187Buy it for me
>>54297921250% more work for QA.Thats why this is becoming a 90 day patch instead of a 60 day patch.
>>542979614>Meanwhile, in future /hdg/...>It's day 293 of the special 90 day patching operation...
>>542979975Time between lobbies would be measured in days/weeks
>>542979002>>542979113But at least HDD's have reduced load-times.
>>542979614That's where you're wrong, Anon.
>jeet brigade getting btfo by eagle storm on LesathI'm getting deja vu
>>542968489For me its usually hulk. You throw everything at it and it dosent die. When you die. It despaws in front of you
>>542973304Isnt paradox games like that nowdays. You quite bit free dlcs with EU4. Maybe even with stellaris now. Folding these warbonds into helldivers mobilise would be good idea. You still have to use medals to unlock them. But you dont need SC.
>Less than 500 people playing Squids.>Somehow still less players playing that faction than there are people literally AFK.Even the Xbox newbs gave up on this faction now...
>>542936308Thank you!Affirmative!
>>542965091>implying whites as a whole and specifically Americans love kikeryThey voted for fascism and got a kosher knock off. Last desperate gasp of kwo >schizo babble about “crypto” rugpulls of all thingsWrites itself. Surely this will save the chosenites (it won’t)
>>542980125Is this even true?
Make this thread our final thread, let the general die
>>542966641>>542970398>tldr pozz golem sperg out to avoid calling spades spadesIt’s all so tiresome
>>542976691>>542977243lmao
content on tuesday....always.... fetch me my last copium canister
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243193011518/76561198066017633
>>542981784Probably not.
do coomers really?
>>5429822273-4
>>542982147Yes, my sire, rumors has it the patch will be coming out next week
>>542982571
>>542982227i........ keep timing out...................it's.................... over.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
>>542982571TWO MORE WEEKSWOMOREWEEKS
>>542982758Helldiver is sooo fucking dead
>>542982758balance patchesoh boy i wonder what weapon are they gonna ruin now
>>542982758why are this pajeet LARPing as a swede?
>>542983120>>542983120>>542983120>>542983120>>542983120migr8
>>542956625
>>542964564Sniper+jetpack is a better choice than autocannon for difficulties below 5
>>542980825It's one of the few things Shams should have brought with him to Arrowhead.When I broached the topic elsewhere, I got people mad at me because they felt it was unfair. >i had to unlock them with SC, so they should too!!!This is why the Killzone shit will never come back. Because people will get pissed if Arrowhead puts them all into a single "Legendary" Warbond for 1500 SC. A fuckton of fags will scream and cry bloody murder.
