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he looks like he kisses human men
Kris should make Spade King HER pet
I LOVE TV!!
Wishing everyone a good Fuck Spamton Friday
He is absolutely beautiful and no one can tell me otherwise
>>543023186Kissing is better than sex.
Toby is living every last one of my dreams and he will pay for it when I become the ultimate quirky gamedev
to doom or to not doom, that is the question.
Dogshit OP. This won't be a good thread, huh?
>>543023186Do you think Dess liked watching him getting his back blown by human truckers?
Which UT/DR character would give the best head?
>>543023305That neck is immaculate. I wonder how many hickeys it can carry
I miss him and his cute floppy ears
>>543023447Rudy.
>>543023303people need to start depicting past Tenna without a nose. Tenna only picked up a nose because he wanted to cop Spamton's style.
>>543023045I love his toby sox
>>543023045TOBYFAGS WON
what should i write
Getting fanart was not in my 2025 bingo card at all. You fuckers are hilarious.
>>543023741kris molesting spade king
>>543023315actually agreed. i remember me and my bf kissing and it felt way more heartwarming than the awkward first sexxy time.>>543023351moomin'>>543023386Yes.>>543023447me after i get to practice on my bf some more>>543023741write about asriel and his romance with human men
>>543023741The gang having a sleepover at Ralsei's
>>543023814Who’s the dog?
Ain't easy being an icon.
>>543024009Toby or the Janny?
>>543023741Write heterosexual Asriels first date with Dess
>>543024009The dog runs everything. The whole show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8zZUYV_yl4
>>543024009Holy newfag, shouldn't you be paying attention at school instead of being here?
>>543024076Oooh right janny okay thanks I KNOW WHO TOBY IS DAMN! I DIDNT THINK I EVEN HAD TO SPECIFY!
>>543024126Lurkmoar high?
>>543023731Michael you stupid cunt why would you share our stuff with Xitter?
>>543023614I highly disagree even if you are technically right because his nose is a huge part of his appeal. When I see noseless Tenna art I refuse to save it, ruined pieces that could have been saved by a nose
>>543024220Fuck off retard
>>543024306Eww and he’s 16 too
>>543024306That pic of Toby with uboa hasn't been new for quite some time, I don't think you have the right guy
what de dog doing?
Rare tobies are becoming a currency
>>543024575That pic of toby has been an /utg/ exclusive until now. I know because it's my crop
>>543024592Fuck off retard.
>>543024659>check the usernames>they're from accounts that are 14-16 years oldtobystalkers not beating the allegations
>>543024838I agree with this anon, that retarded tasquetard chap needs to go.
>>543024928thirded
What will it take to make Col go away?
>tasquetard has resorted to spouting off fun fact trivia to assure people he isn't an uneducated dense simpleton
>>543024817Oh, my bad
>>543024986ok that's actually cute
I wish there was a new game plus where you could play as the vessel.
>>543024592>>543024986i do believe your attempts at positivity to make anons un-hate you is being counteracted by you being hostile and angry just an hour ago. just saying.
>>543024984Getting doxxed, probably
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
I want to paint fave and the clouds.
>>543024306>16>aromantic coming out day>reddit xitter discord telegram twitchOh, this is rancid.
What's cringier? Toby's wife being a westerner or her being japanese?
don't engage, tasquefag. people like you less when you engage. cliche as it sounds, just ignore them.>>543024883i do janitorial work for a high school. ive seen pippins drawn on boards which look suspiciously like the ocs here. i'll post a photo next time i see one.
About time his posts got removed. Thank you.
>>543025402You're still at that job?
TV DAISUKI!! SPAMTENNA DAISUKI!!!
>>543023045Toby has no reason to hide his face. I'm autistic and shy too but come on man
>>543025402>ive seen pippins drawn on boards which look suspiciously like the ocs here. i'll post a photo next time i see one.This would be hilarious if it’s true, but I have a sneaking suspicion you’re going to draw slightly off pippins OCs from here and post it
>>543025402WHAT
>>543025539But he wants to be yoko taro
>>543025301Thank you DK, it is because of you that I am able to draw hot Tennas in the current dayI won't ever forget my roots
>>543025512unfortunately, yes. i dont recall if ive posted it here before or not, but i guess i must have?...dossieranon?
>>543025298He posted his own photo here. He's probably immune to shame on a biological level.
>>543025402please describe why exactly they look like our OCs or I will kill myself
>>543025675imPECcably based taste
>>543025627the difference is that Yoko Taro wears a cool mask while Toby just has his face edited out like a bitch
>>543025539>>543025627
>>543025402>"ive seen pippins drawn on boards which look suspiciously like the ocs here">Say this>Don't mention which OC or OCs they wereYou dirty stinking liar
>>543025705How could I ever forget.
>>543025841Toby's wedding cake with Yoko Taro
>>543025837
>>543025837The OP pic isn't an edit, he's holding up an annoying dog. Also he tried an actual mask before and it looked like shit, so the dog-on-a-stick is the better solution.
>>543025402if you post a photo and i see fujo drawn on a blackboard i'm killing myself
he had to do it to 'em
>>543025841>Sweet Cap'n CakesMight as well just shit on the cake
>>543025841someday i will have a birthday like this perhaps...
>I am somehow the more tolerable theoryposter among some>most theories: wouldn't it be funny if spamton's socks were green? TEE HEE~not exactly cut throat competition.
>>543025558>I have a sneaking suspicion you’re going to draw slightly off pippins OCs from here and post itI'm thinking the same, this retard can't even say which were the OCs. If anon isn't actually lying, I would bet anything that they're actually some twittard pippins OCs and not the ones from here.
>>543026013Why doesn't he wear the mask for Halloween?
theories you say. is this anything yes i already posted this
>>543026203Maybe it's green Pippins and that anon doesn't realize that's a canon character
>>543026041It's very likely that anon is lying, I wouldn't worry if I were you
>>543025852im not a pippinsfag, i just recognize the faces. normal pippins are drawn relatively commonly, but one time i saw the one with the mouth (fujo?) and the tall fuzzy dice one.>>543025854im going to go do an archive search so i can tell if youre fucking with me or not.
>>543025301
>>543026185It's more that your theories make when you're not posting about the game or just using the game as a vehicle for your complaints against lesbians more tolerable. The content of most Deltarune theories is arguing over shadows cast on the wall of a cave without even getting into discussions over the nature of the cave or the origin of the light source.
>>543026379kek
>>543026373It wouldn't be on the archive.
COCK
>>543026437Imagine getting mad over a legitimate criticism against shoving the homos in everything.
>>543026589where
>>543025301A cartoony Ralsei from an older thing that never got finished.
mm oh yes spammy...let me take those beautiful emerald footwarmers off...*snnniiiiffffff* so cheesy....
>>543026586??????????
>>543026634Inside Noelle, where it belongs
>>543026598wow he looks fucked up in this one
>>543026634here
>>543026628Mad? I love talking to kraut about the gays.
Whose house was that in the chapter 3 egg quest
>>543026373>one time i saw the one with the mouth (fujo?) and the tall fuzzy dice one.If this is true then I think you have ruined any chances of them being drawn again on the boards simply by bringing it up in the threads, where said people would be able to look at all these posts.Does it happen often or just every once in a while? When was the last time you saw a pippins OC drawn on a board?
I don’t really see the point in trying anymore. I’ve been lying in bed for about 12+ hours now.
>>543026745
>>543026349Shouldn't the Lord of Screens one be in the purple group?
>>543026796Human beings look like that when sitting down unless you're trying to have a perfect posture
>>543026701I can’t believe I’m into feet, bad scents, gas, vore and hyperfat for Spamton
>>543026373As in, fuzzy with the fur and shawl and dress?
>>543026989why have you been lying in bed for 12+ hours?
>>543026640I want to play with his floppy ears. Very cute.
>>543026952>I think you have ruined any chances of them being drawn again on the boards simply by bringing it up in the threads, where said people would be able to look at all these posts.yeah this. now I'll never know fml
>>543026952>stopping dice OCs from being drawnaaand that makes it all clear. this is the antiartfag psyop from the idiot who has melties and shits up the whiteboard (he usually also makes posts calling it "MUH HUWITEBORD")
>>543026598I bet he's the most obnoxious and pretentious faggot irl
I'm gay
>>543024306>>543024659How do we stop retarded xitter users from reposting our shit?
>>543026952oh im >>543027223 im retarded i thought u meant stopping the dice OCs being drawn on the utg whiteboard online not by the cringeass naenaebabies at their fake and gay school for idiot babies
>>543027223No I meant that anon might have made it so that the hypothetical highschool students don't draw pippins on the boards at their school again in fear of having their shit taken a picture of by janny anon. Nothing to do with our whiteboards.
my FUCKING DICE. IS NOTHING SACRED???????????
I would pick the one on the right
>>543027223This sounds like a nerve that's easy to strike.
If real, that kiddo drawing drawing OCs would want to be noticed and have them posted here
>>543026952thrice total. didnt recognize it the first time, just the one with the mouth. went on the threads and thought it was just a more widespread oc before i knew it originated here. second time was pink mouth one and the one from the real game maybe a week ago? third was last week i think, mouth one and tall one with the fur jacket thing. they all looked relatively similar, so it might be just one person drawing them.
tobystalkers OUT
>>543026812need
>>543027671this is it. god take me up i'm ready. killing myself. can't have SHIT.
>>543027671Dude, please please pleeeeeeeaaase be telling the truth I need to see these
>>543027707All because of one retarded underaged lurker?
>>543027151I just don’t care anymore
>>543027671I want this to be a lie but also want it to be real just because I'm itching to see
>>543027671when is your next shift bro I need to see this NOW
>>543026838I don't want to talk about the gays. There's nothing nice to say.
>>543027929did something happen? something specific got you feeling depressed?
>>543027028it's not really cut into groups, i just pasted them from a different image, that's why jockington is in that silly positioni did make this because i noticed tenna is purple and was wondering why
>>543023045"Hey Nobuo-sama, before you post our photo can you please make sure my ring isn't visible?""Say no more Tobi-chan"*Hits the blur tool*"Yep, this should do it"
>>543028264Tenna moment
>>543027671Anon is there a pattern? Have you noticed if pippins get drawn on a day in specific?
Please don't let one retard ruin Toby-Posting for the rest of us TobyFags
>>543027671>2 utg homos both happen to be from the same high schooli thought america was supposed to be a large place
>>543027178Thanks!
Don't worry tobystalker i hate all of you. Pick up an actual character obsession you stupid hylics
>>543028429they were all in the same "style" so to speak? the most recent one was in an art classroom
>>543023045Final Fantasy 9 gave me more joy than Deltarune did. And I played Deltarune first.
>>543028675ok go live here now>>542766819
kiddo stop eating without paying in my store i got kids to feed
>>543028110Nothing ever seems to work out. If I take my meds I feel like shit, if I don’t take them I don’t do anything. I mean I have wanted to do stuff and could just go do it, but I then think “What’s the point?” and don’t do it.Following your dreams doesn’t work and I think Deltarune might have made me a more bitter person in a lot of ways.
>>543028632when will you be able to return and take a photo I’m worried the person might stop drawing them as of today because this
I think Deltarune as a whole is a disappointment
>>543028632You better go clean every fucking classroom in that school, I need to see the pippins spotted in the wild
KRIS IS A BLOODY SPY
*reveal pec tatts that say "I don't want to buy deltarune I'll just get my character and story lore from youtube clips" in quasi-medieval gothic script*
>>543028815I know it's a cliche but it does get better eventually. I'm not a medical professional so I can't help you with that one, if you think something is not alright with your meds then you need to bring that up
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>543028815if you are talking about anti-depression medication then those meds start out with making you feel like shit i believe, but one gets used to it eventually and starts feeling better at some later point. that's what i know from my experience.
>>543028614That would require them to play the game
>>543024306>Dressed like ralseiDo these morons seriously not know moomins?
Are there any videos or audio of Toby Fox speaking Japanese?
>>543028810Fuck you, Sans. I hope your kids starve.
>>543029402Touhou PROJECT
>>543028847>>543028901ill take a pic next time i see one, no garuntee when that is.
I just wish Deltarune would end. I know that Toby can do so much better
what would Dess' castle town/base look like?
>>543024306I want to rape TobyThis guy doesn'tTherefore, we are not the same
Certified FREAK tv
Toby will have a mid life crisis and make pseudonymous Christian games.
>>543028810*turns up Underoath on his Razr*
>>543029485Which one is more likely to rape Kris?
>>543029485It wouldn't be Dess's Castle Town since she's not a vessel
>>543029430Ok :(
Kris keeps drinking mountain dews without paying for the bottle in the store.Kris keeps feeling inside blind bags and ripping them open without paying in the store.
>>543029519why is Tenna a pedophile
>>543029519TENNA IS MOLESTING HIS DAUGHTER BECAUSE SHE REMINDS HIM SO MUCH OF SPAMTON??? OH MY GOD
>>543029430Damn ok, keep us posted anon
>>543028815>>543029179How many anons here are drones on some kind of psychotropic medication?
>>543029537''SUSAN DRACON DREEMURR! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE WEARING YOUNG LADY?!'' -Toriel after adopting her>>543029658hence the /base, but maybe she's a nomad.
>>543029532Toby will become a born again Christian and abruptly "end" Deltarune like the chick who made that one webcomic
>>543028860It's not all bad. It gave me this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P5iPI1FjO8&list=PLKXdyINOQYsbroHtsNBW6OJaNZKLh8lf6&index=19 And this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5wyfl-OfFQ&list=PLKXdyINOQYsbroHtsNBW6OJaNZKLh8lf6&index=30 These too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DstO9slC_5U&list=PLKXdyINOQYsaHwm4rJ0QDFzsaZQNQjF0U&index=26 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f1RK1m7qvc&list=PLKXdyINOQYsaHwm4rJ0QDFzsaZQNQjF0U&index=63https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP9mB1sVJz4If we had more of this, it would be great.
>>543029742what the fuck does psychotropical even mean
>>543029681Kris brings salt from home, opens bags of sugar and pours in the salt.
Sans watches "TRON ARES" says "worst" thing ever seen
>>543029742>Togorefag>retarded postChecks out
>>543029102>>543029179It’s adhd meds. I’ve got other issues that are probably made worse when I take them because I realize how shitty I feel, but I can’t do anything without them.>>543029742Everyone is on drugs, it’s the only way to get through this shitty life
>>543029742Far too many. Not me though
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>543029742>togore post>observational and thought provoking postChecks out
>>543030048Good night!
>>543030013i don't have any personal experiences with adhd meds, so i can probably not give you any good advice. sorry fren.>>543030048sleep well fren
>>543030048gote night cutie
>>543029954What's retarded about it? Besides the effects of drugs themselves, of course.
>>543029742>on some kind of psychotropic medication?Fuck that, me and my shitty attention span get along well enough.
fave is now inexplicably a quaker
>>543029785Fuck off and get banned again retard.
>>543029701He’s a 90’s TV host you shouldn’t be surprised
>>543030432thank u!!!!1
>>543030247I feel like this would be a massive step up for a lot of characters. I’ve never met a bad Quaker and isn’t them existing the whole reason Universalism exists?
>>543029306I dont know what a moomin is, no, I only ever see communists on twitter using them as profile pictures
>>543029785I like to imagine that Susie behaves nicely for maybe one week after being adopted, and then Kris corrupts her back into the Suz he knows and loves because he knows Toriel won't un-adopt her.
>>543029785mouse ;)
>>543030212From what I've heard from friends that take them, it helps them "focus" on doing things, but all they ever really do is goon and play video games.
fave is now inexplicably ethiopian orthodox
>>543030243The problem with psychiatric drugs is usually that they have no effect at all beyond random side effects like low libido or constipation, not that they turn you into a "drone."
>>543030671>but all they ever really do is goon and play video games.oh my god that is literally me
>>543030671adhd drugs are legal speedif you take them and you aren't actually definitely medically adhd, they just make things worse
I wonder if Toby has regretshttps://youtu.be/pA9uy3KdeEU
Stop evading your ban dark warchief.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg
>>543030671Gooning and gaming both require focus. I probably need ADHD meds, sometimes I get bored while masturbating and just stop.
>>543030846They help so much if you have ADHD but man you can be suffering bad side effects or whatever and it can take a long time to realize. It sucks as well because you become dependent on them since you on them vs you off them is day and night.That scene with Susie saying Gerson is the only person who’s bothered to teach her something hurt.
>>543025326I see gote
Fuck off tasquetoilet!
>>543029797would this be better or worse than my theory that he had to abruptly rewrite the ending after omori came out because it was too similar to what he’d planned
>>543029876It means you become a little less human when you take them.
>>543031075*markiplier noises*
>>543029876would toby put swears in deltarune
>>543031283clearly not too scared to put homoshit in it. What's more shit in the bucket, eh?
>>543031193Better because your theory is retarded
>>543029306My mum loved the moomin books as a kid and read them to me and my brother when we were younger. I found out later that it was popular online and told her about the fanbase and she was horrified and disgusted at fans shipping moomintroll and snufkin together. She went on a tirade about how their friendship is pure and male friendships aren't inherently gay and lustful. Needless to say she hates the modern fans lol
>>543031207i don't see how one becomes less human for taking medicines, but okay>>543031283Yes.
>>543029708that is spamton
tasquefag gets banned for being obnoxious and immediately switches from threadshitting to normal posting when he returns? what the fuck?
>>543031283Swears are in deltarune wdym
>>543031385Cause it’s all just quirk chungus personality gimmicks
>>543031363don't tell her rebecca sugar is making the new moomins movie, whatever you do
>>543031375“He” is so unrecognizable it may as well be their daughter
>>543031363Your mom has no taste
why did toby use the no-no word in the video game deltarune i am crying?
Please share with me all the Jenny pics you have, I need reference
*casts a spell turning every anon ITT into gote*
>>543031385It's funny watching him try and fail to act like a normal human being.
>>543031207what if before I started taking them I was deeply miserable and dysfunctional
I think there should be an Asriel and Dess sex scene
>>543031469>rebecca sugar>moominsnot whoever that anon is but I hope the Finns destroy any and all attempt at this satanic mixturethis would be like if the person who made hazbin hotel adapted something equally as obnoxious, like homestuck.
>>543031559
>>543031448which? 'ass'? >>543029519lobotomite spamton?
>>543031538Ah yes because moomintroll and snufkin's relationship has always been filled with sexual tension Fuck off fujoshit
>>543031590Goat Frisk...
>>543031358keep telling yourself that>>543031283there will be one fuck in the entire game and ralsei will get it
>>543031590
>>543031710Homestuck is way more obnoxious than Hazbin Hotel. I say this as a recovering Homestuck fan.
>>543031702It should be interactive like those old flash games.
whatchu gon do with
>>543026379cute
>>543031702I think there should be an Asriel and me sex scene
>>543031643id rather him try than continue to shit up the thread. he hasnt replied to this stuff, which is an improvement.watch him immediately reply to you and invalidate my point
>>543031102Hope they aren't too bad and keep working for you, anon.>>543031385.... what ban lasts less than a day
>>543031929i got banned like three days for linking to communication off site once, on first offense.
>>543031929This is you, dark warchief. You are a bad person. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg
>>543031729Thanks, that will do
>>543027671no way this is real but high school kid whos drawing these dont stop but start watching put for chomo janitors
>>543031815Dess is really obviously alive whether you believe she's currently stuck in the code or the Knight. She is not dead. This has been the case since chapter 1, which came out before Omori.
>>543031193toby would never compromise his schizo fever dream
Can't think straight anymore. I'm gonna have a snack and then go to bed.Good night, folks!
Did Spamton used to call Tenna "kitty"?
I think Dess should be a little autistic, as a treat
>>543032168Undead? the knight's body shapes, especially hip, imply they may be undead?
Mods, please do something about the off topic, personal info dumping, ass posting, spamming retard.Much obliged from everyone.
>>543032065Good, stop shilling your Discord server here.
>>543032150>/lasts/ah, yeah, true.
>>543032150>2 suicide attemptsHow'd they fail? I'm curious.
>>543032168for what its worth, the person in the code speaks like they are female and young according to the japanese translation. i dont think there's many other people it could be apart from dess
>>543031745hes loafing
why did toby make kris so molestable???
>>543032268playerslop almost definitely has nothing to do with said fever dream.
>>543032353If Dess is a zombie, then she clearly didn't die from something mundane like in Omori unless you're suggesting child Kris dragged her teenage corpse across town to the shelter to dump it.
>>543031919>your therapist approving it doesn't make it automatically goodi understand that me having to take the anti depression medication is an overall negative thing considering i have to be depressed to need to take them. but i don't see how these meds change me for the worse, i am feeling better in the current day because of the help those meds gave and continues to give.
He’s GREEN
Asgore likes US power metal
>>543030850That's not toby, that's a guy that hates him
>>543032353knight is a shapeshifter, it can look like anything it wants
>>543032620He isnt fucking green!!!!
>>543032527For him to get away with anything and everything, forbidding my character from even having an opinion.
>>543032480I have a pet theory that it's post-game Susie
>>543032294sleep well fren
>>543032719idk i do not speak ithttps://tumblr.com/duxarcana/704008016601694208/what-the-japanese-translation-tells-us-about-the
>>543032705maybe it just got these 2 forms? it does look like a specter in that form, sorta?If they can shapeshift into anything, why not Susie/Ralsei/Kris to mindfuck the party during the fight? or even Toriel?
It’s fine, I just didn’t expect Gaster to be green
From any oldfags, was there this many thread personalities and orbiters pre Chapter 3 and 4?
>>543032615I encourage you to try seeing what happens when you stop taking them. Which could easily happen at any time.
>>543032719Fuck off retard, nobody likes you. Don't fail next time, like the loser you are.
>>543032561The fever dream almost certainly revolved around player"slop" considering Toby is a massive Earthboundfag and the ending to that involves the player.
>>543032889i remember they were more tolerable, but that might be rose tinted glasses.
>>543030770>Susie just has ADHD, I don't think she's rotten.Well, that goes without saying. Kris would just help her keep on the track of mischief, they'd absolutely have a conversation something like:>"Hey Suz, you wanna go down to the kitchen and grab some pie?">"Hell yeah~ Wait, didn't Toriel say that was for tomorrow?">"Well, duh. But... She's asleep, you know.">"C'mon, Kris. I can't. I mean, Toriel took me in and all, and now I'm just~">"Suz. I'm gonna stop you right here. First, it's no longer Toriel, it's Mom. Big difference.">"What are you~">"Second, you've been here for like a month now, which means your probation is over for sure and Mom's not gonna drop you off back at the orphanage.">"Wait, is that some~">"AND THIRD... Smell the air, Suz.">"Uh... Okay." *snf*>"What's it smell like?">"Uhh, honey... and cinnamon...">"I see you licking your lips, Suz.">"Dammit Kris! I knew you were the devil!">"Got the horns to prove it.">"...">*snort* "Is that like an old toy or something?">"Uh huh, cool, right?">"Yeah, you should wear it all the time, dickweed.">*both laugh*>"Okay Kris, I don't know why you're trying so hard to get me un-adopted, but I'm goddamn hungry right now because of you. You better not rat me out, freak.">"Hey, if we get caught, I'm taking all the blame. Honest.">"Shoulda led with that, let's go already!">"And Suz?">"What?">"Glad to have you here... sis.">"...shuuuuuut uuuuup.">cut to a pie resting on the kitchen counter with a huge bite mark taken out of it
holy fuck i hate everything anyway more undertale
Tenna picking up a Pippins and getting dice pee sprayed on his gloves
What if GASTER was GASTER but GREEN?
>>543032889It was basically exactly like this but there were a few less of them
Why do people keep talking about their meds here?
>>543032889It's about the same but the namefag personalities were mostly drawfags back then. The current ones just make noise.
>>543032893>Take mind altering drug>Surprised when it alters your mind>Think this is a bad thing even if it ultimately leaves you off as a better person>”Well if you stop taking it, you go back to feeling like shit, so it’s bad!”Nta but you’re a fucking retard. Genuinely insane how retarded people are when it comes to medication in general. If I see a guy walking with a cane and rip it out of his hands and he can’t walk anymore, why the fuck would I blame the cane?
>>543032889Yeah it was more or less the same during chapter 2 (I have no clue about ch1 days), there might have been a few more than right now actuallyTo me, they at least weren't as obnoxious as the ones from this era (save for 1)
Hey guys, was at the doctor earlier. So I initially thought I was making typos in my posts more frequently because I was going retarded(I legit feel embarasssed that some of my posts read like ESL when English is my first language)Turns out I have auto-brewery syndrome from taking antibiotics and my gut bacteria was making me perpetually drunk everyday, despite being straight edge for over a year.They gave me medication, hopefully my posts will be more comprehensible soon.
>Noelle intentionally played the evil route in Dragon Blazers seemingly for her morbid curiousity, a dark parallel to her being the main victim in the Weird Route, which is usually done because the player is curious.>Susie unintentionally played the evil route because she didn't knew any better, akin to how she was originally viewed as a mean bully and was an antagonistic force in chapter one largely because of iher nsecurity and trouble with relating with others. Does this mean anyone else who played Dragon Blazers also had their experiences reflected in the game? Was Rudy's character stricken with a curse that acted as a permanent debuff? Did Kris constantly save-scum? Did Dess get constantly lost in the game's world?
>>543033215what the fuck that can happen?
tasquefag if youre going to bother ban evading maybe post anonymously for a while? like a normal person?
>>543033215DEMOMAN POSTS HERE?
>>543032893why do you want me to stop taking my important meds?
>>543033215Utg is a very fun place
>>543033264iirc noelle couldn't play through the ice palace and had to get rudy to help her in ch1also susie mentions 'your sister gets cursed but she's still your party member' so that's probably dess
>>543033215your stomach can just decide to make you drunk forever? what the fuck
>>543033264Dragon Blazer Dess was awkwardly forgotten about by the game developer until she was suddenly really important to the lore of the second game.
>>543033215anon what did your previous posts look like
>>543032889Chapter 2 wasn't that different from now. There were avatarfags, there were retards, there were discordfags starting off-site drama. Not that different>>543033172The chapter 1 era was wildly different, the whole internet was a different place back then. It's a bit hard to remember but there were a lot of discussions and different characterfags doing their thing. I would argue it was better than what came after
>>543033138I think that may be because anons were pretty quick to attach a name to drawfags and develop parasocial relationships with them back then (Covid times made everyone crazy), the current ones don't really have any names only 2 of them do and it's because those 2 in specific get talked about decently often regardless of if they made a post in the thread or not
>>543033215>It’s realWHAT
>>543032976Earthbound did not have it out for its player the way Deltarune does.>>543033264I thought Susie played the "neutral" route
>>543033215wow anon of this is true and happened to you im sorry it must be really scary especially if youve been sober. hope you feel better
>>543033215Was it…. Pleasant?
>>543033004should've done the thing where you cut out 2 lines in the middle, then join the leftover so you can gaslight the other person you did nothing kek
>>543033619Fuck off and stop evading.Get banned and stay banned.
>>543033168They have limited experience with mental illness and don't realize how bad it can be. There are also people who think that people don't really need a cane or even a wheelchair because whatever causes it can't be that bad, for similar reasons.
>>543032889I would actually say that mid-to-late chapter 2 era was actually the worst in those regard
>>543033604No
>>543033619you know the reason youre getting banned is youre easy to identify, right? this post gained nothing by being from you. as much as 4chan can be neurotic about anonymity, the reason is because you can avoid dealing with shit like this
>>543033827I got a warn, not ban. fuck off.
>>543033498most namefags seem to be self given and I think most drawfags me included do everything to not be identified since theyre probably posting on other social media
Anyone remember the mass thread psychosis event where anons were putting drawfag names in the inkei site to find out their possible dick/boob size?
Tasque Manager: The Shit Character
>543033896>lying again
Tasquetard: The Shit Eater
So if I take enough antibiotics, I can get drunk for free?
I'm on zoloft, keytruda, ozempic, viagra, keppra, straterra, percocet, adderall, pimozide, sprintec, and I use a bronchodilator and IUD!
Haha do you guys think there’s a part of the prophecy where Ralsei has to squeeze between a really tight space to help the deltawarriors progress? As like a joke, it would be really funny and he doesn’t get why he has to be the one to do it, but he really enjoys it, haha. He thinks it feels really good to be squashed between two hard objects and he won’t stop talking about it afterwards.Just as a joke.
...
>>543034198he would do that for free
>>543033940what's stopping you? you can even make 2 people fuck. gay or straight.>>543034198maybe Ralsei wishes to return to the womb, it's why claustrophillia happens according to Freud.
>>543034159I think we should ban ozempic
Why don’t you guys eat vegetables for a change
>>543033910Back then that was not the case, you posted a few times and had your art liked by a majority of the thread and you'd be assigned a name just like that, not by you but by others. It wasn't done out of any malicious intent either, it certainly helped with tagging in the Booru from back then that was a functional.
How come Hornet Silksong gets to be a homophobic drug addict and alcoholic with a gun but Kris doesn't so much as snack on bourbon chocolates
Hey guys, let's say, hypothenically, I'm making a story where it turns out that one of the main characters has this latent and dysfunctional crush on her dead sister, but I'm getting cold feet about because I realize my fans probably wouldn't like. How can I move away from that plot point without drawing too much attention to it? Hypothetically speaking.
>>543034360i do
>>543034198Ralsei being deeply autistic but insanely good at masking is the funniest take
tired of namefagskrisposting commence>>543034198crushing ralsei in a hydraulic press!
>>543034309Fuck off dipshit.Stop evading your ban and spamming off topic shit about your life that is uninteresting because nobody cares about you.
>>543034360Veggies are quite literally the only thing I eat.
>>543034419double down and reveal that dess looks and acts exactly like carol
>>543034360Cuz vegetables are yucky and taste bad eeewww I only want chicken nuggets and spaghetti yaaaay!!
>>543034159Tenna...
>>543034541Hi Noelle.
goodnight /utg/. i am going to bed now. cya.>>543033358meguess the guy i was replying to just wanted to see if he could manage to trick me. fucking lol what a troll.
>>543034419I was halfway through writing out a whole piece here when I realized you’re Toby meming
>>543034375newfag sorry what even is the booru is it all utdr art or just stuff drawn and posted here
>>543034538krissu
>>543034493i don't think it's fair to call ralsei autistic. he was literally born yesterday
>>543034360I mean I don’t eat them alone
>>543033215That's... a thing? You can get drunk without drinking?
>>543034741this is perfect
>>543034684Dude when my ADHD meds run out I just go back to how I was without them: I sit there and do nothing but want to do stuffYou have 0 clue what you’re talking about
>>543034493who in deltarune is even neurotypical? carol and toriel?
>>543034538
>>543034672Goatnight goatbro, don't take medical advice from 4chan.
>>543034710illiterate retard-kun, giving a read to the OP might do you some good
>>543034684groomer behavior tbqh
Spamton has auto-brewery syndrome in his beer gut but also generates pipis liquor to get him drunk quicker
>>543034684I can tell you don’t take your meds
>>543034896This Kris looks like they were groomed by Dess alright
>>543034890stop projecting
>>543034917always verify everything through research.
I love smoking weed utg
Drawing is so hard...
>>543035071That's really nice of her to take the time to fix Kris's hair. It really shows how caring she is towards her family freinds.
>>543034493>Ralsei suffers a breakdown in Chapter 4 because he's seeing all these beautiful tile patterns in the Sanctuary but has to pretend he doesn't care about them at all
>>543035140we know doomer
>>543035124You're a creep and a loser. Fuck off. Dark Warchief is a retarded name.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg
>>543032889
>>543035140I miss getting high desu
>>543035095answer the question.
Take your flintstone vitamins, NOW
>>543035140Yeah it's great>>543035215Do you really know doomer? I don't think you know him.
this thread reminded me that every anon in /co/ hates therapists
>>543034792cute image
Tasquefag stopped threadshitting and the orbiter poking him every post is now more annoying than the faggot himself.
>>543034840What was deleted I wanna know
Today I woke up imagining mating pressing Noelle in the most loving way possibleIdk why
>>543035616no i like the orbiter. he is good for newfags so we don't get complacent.>>543035585they cost a lot man
>>543035616every hero has a villain.
>>543035124I genuinely can't stand to see him like this I want to hug him and caress him
kriiiisssss
Mfs will be like, "I have my whole life ahead of me!" No you don't!!! You're posting to /utg/ you're already dead!
>>543035702his usefulness does not deplete his effectiveness as an irritant.
>>543035620
fat therapist Tenna...
>>543035731I found his over the top droopy face hilarious, guess you are a better person than I.>>543035641Look I had a wet dream about Noelle, but control yourself, pedo please.
>>543035641mettaton…
>>543035813spamton said this in one of his more lucid moments
>>543035768
>>543035735Adorable little terrorist
>>543035585how so?
>>543035641i had a dream we got nuked last night. i havent dreamed in years. i realized it was a dream because i started wondering how berdly was doing
I went to dunkin donuts and the self order had the $6 deal but it wasnt calculating it right and the empkoyees were kinda just making the drive thru orders but i stood there awhile and eventually i had to ask them to do the order anyways and someone took my order and now the employees prob laughed at me during their break dont ever let me go outside ever again the donut was good tho
>>543034925its just a link it doesnt explain anything it seems to be old drawfag art and also random other pics
>>543034309damn hes so me fr fr
>>543035735i wish i was a beatiful and lithe enby
>>543036172what donut did you get? I've been meaning to get a halloween spider
>>543036172my sister loves dunkin donuts keep on the app mate
>>543036117I'd let them shoot me for their pleasure>>543036215life is unfair, why can't kris be real
>>543036174yes it’s thread anon art and some not it’s not up to date hasn’t been in a while
>>543035593Flowisk is cute.
>>543036330Boston creme that filling is my favorite I wish I could make it so I can eat it on toast everyday>>543036373Ok
>>543036172I wonder who is behind this post
>>543036553Cute but I want my beloved goat back
>>543033320>>543033472>>543033526>>543034792Sometimes I forget that most people don't research rare medical conditions for fun. But yes ABS is a fungal disease where due to an imbalance of your gut bacteria, the carbohydrates you eat start to ferment and turn into alcohol which get absorbed by your small intestines.It's supposed to be rare but it's probably more common than you think due to modern carb-heavy diets. You might have it without even realizing it.https://youtu.be/ynUJ8P5CUfI?si=FZwEiBUyy7Bo3K_NSaid Alphys
Qrd on the ring. Is he married now?
>>543036479Majestic
>>543036637Boston creme filling is actually pretty easy to make, it's just eggs, sugar, milk, vanilla, and cornstarch mixed in a bowl
>>543036762
>>543036921dude that’s like every baking mix
>>543035210Tile-Anon?
>>543036824Or engaged
>>543034563>inb4 Dess is literally just a downsized sprite of Carol
>>543036921Is it...ok for me to have this much power...?Boston creme...waffles...Boston creme...toast...Bostone creme...crepes...!!Bostone creme...ice cream...Boston creme...universe...
Milwaukee Cream
>>543037087well yeah that's my point
Noelle humping Dess as a joke, but Dess starts to enjoy it too much and Noelle's too obvious to what's happening
gaster is not green he will never be green
>>543037254I'm getting into baking recently too, it's kinda crazy how you can just make tasty treats for yourself whenever you want and at a fraction of the usual cost
>>543037087You ever consider why we bake the cake batter instead of just drinking it as a cake smoothie? Big Oven needs to taken down a peg
>>543037567the gaster's much greener on the other side
>>543037107But to whom?
fuck you guys are making me want to get into baking
>>543037660Either Temmie or Hussie or Omocat
Fave ordered pumpkin spice chai latte with pumpkin spice sugar cookies
>>543037765Toby and his 3 rapists groomers
>>543037763Same... I have celiac disease so I HAVE to learn it eventually
>>543037567gaster will be >>543036195
>>543036942Gotta hug dem gots>>543037587Not him but same, I've learned a couple recipes now and it's really fun. Even if I can't always go around buying expensive ingredients and making fattening food for myself>>543037763You should. It's easy and delish
>>543037883Isnt that an expensive car model
Straight hair Kris or fluffy hair Kris?
How did this autistic little shit managed to get himself a wife?
>>543037763yeees... all part of our master plan
Wait till anons learn you can make your own cheese danishDont even get me started on pizza
>>543038254straight messy hair Kris, obviously
>>543038201Still cheaper than gluten-free products
I couldn't do any deep frying in my last apartment because the stove was a borderline fire hazard but now that I've moved I could start making donuts againFinally I can become the Mysterious Eggs Man for real
>>543038201>…jump in the cadillac girl let’s-no I don’t think it’s that one
>>543038340He can do anything!
Flowers >>> goats
>>543038254Skipped washing his hair ONCE Kris
>>543038386That's me irl lowkey
>>543038340By being incredibly rich and handsome
>>543038340Rich + Famous + Not uglyThe chances were heavily in his favor even with autism
>>543037765Temmie explicitly denied that they're dating, Hussie is heterosexual plus Toby is too old for his tastes, and Omocat already married someone years ago IIRC
>>543038709>Hussie is heterosexualLol. Lmao even
>>543038709>Temmie explicitly denied that they're datinglike ten years ago things could change
>>543038340He is rich, above average in looks, fairly intelligent, cute, and is probably in weird sex stuff that he's willing to do with you.
>>543038340I don't understand how some people here just cannot fathom the concept of an autist being able to get dates or get married
If Toby married someone I didn't already know about then that's bad writingEver heard of foreshadowing? Huh?
I got a secret for ya hehhehhehhehYou get a bowl, see? put some popcorn seeds in there, dash if salt maybe some butter if youre feeling spicy, maybe even some coconut oil if youre inviting a princess to sex hehhehhehheh the boya know what im talkin about, cover that bowl with a plate or flat flavored dish and microwave byebye popcorn bags theyll never know whats coming
>>543037903everyone loves goats
What if Ant Tenna was your uncle?
>>543038839because WE haven’t anon!
>>543038918Molestation
>>543038839Most autistics never marry, and more than a few never dated. Toby, assuming he is autistic, is one of the few rare autistics society cares about and not the kind to obessively post in a general dedicated to a game aimed at fifteen year old furries.
>>543038918Wonder when the actual fuck I got a new uncle
>>543038874Why are UTDRfags such good artists?
>>543038918We wouldn't get along, like Kris I'm not a fan of tv
How do I convince someone with basically no knowledge of UT/DR to play the games? They're not opposed to playing them, just need a good reason to give them a try
Toby does not have autism. You might be projecting
>https://fwugradiation.tumblr.com/post/190954911841/getting-on-in-the-yearswho's the women in background?
>>543038806Temmie still lives in NY Toby lives in japan. Temmie hasn't dated anyone since she broke up with her Canadian ex. She probably doesn't want a relationship since she can just slick to anime guys instead.
What part of "Toby went for the dream" is so hard to get?He made game, he met Nintendo, he moved to Japan, he planted a sakura blossom tree, he drank sake, he ate ramen, and he plapped a japanese waifu.
>>543038918why does human tenna have glasses often
You guys are making me want to learn how to bake and stuff
>>543039316glasses represent the tv screen.
>>543039031From him or you!?>>543039316I guess to keep him on model and obscure his eyes
>>543039185Yeah, no, he's way too socially capable to be autistic. He must be pretty damn smart if he is indeed autistic. He probably was hitting regular milestones while most posters here are wondering if it's normal to not kiss a girl yet well into their twenties
>>543039316to hide his eyes
>>543039106Ok that's cool and all but my point is even if rare, the concept of a turbo autist getting married or getting dates isn't new at all, everyone treats it as if it were some never seen before thing.
>>543039195His wife
>>543039316To hide his eyes
I just spent the last hour angrily monologuing to myself about why I hate the expectations my folks have for me.said fave
The real question is how is he perma slim I could eat a banana and stay bloated for half a year
>>543039184I would not recommend vanilla Deltarune to anyone. They'd probably have the same reaction as me to... you know what.
>>543039410He walks so autisticly here it makes me want to bully him
>>543039316go to jail if you think human tenna shouldn't have glasses im so serious
>>543039184Undertale is fun and short and extremely funny
>>543039184I've offered to buy Undertale for a friend for 10 years and he always refuses. His reason? The games overblown hype at launch and its fan base turn him off from even trying it. I've given up on him every playing it or Deltarune. But at least I have all of you to talk about it with
>>543039457He cuts his estrogen with ozempic
Whore. He should be mine. He is mine
>>543039456I am youIts not fair to you and you dont deserve that, Im sorry You must now switch places and be me, which is hungry and thinking about buying xxxl shorts from thrift stores as chair coversSaid fave, probably
>>543039384There is such a thing as a high-functioning autist. Also it helps if you're somewhat extroverted even if you're autistic, you can't be a hit with everyone but you will get to meet a lot of people that do like you and by having a larger social presence the amount of people you know increases and so do the events you get invited to and so on and so forth.
>>543039184good music
>>543038918Make incest babies with him
>>543039457It's called being male and having a good metabolism.
>>543039167It inspires people to be more creative
>>543036762Here goat.
>>543039106I have at least three coworkers who are even more autistic than me who are married. One is about my age, one is a good bit younger and obsessed with SonicI'm a khv soon-to-be-wizard buzzword whatever but at this point it's clear to me that that's because of my refusal to talk to people let alone ask anyone out and not because I'm inherently unlovable
>>543039167Autism
>>543039457You probably have a genetic issue with eating bannas. White people are the most likely to have this issue/
The fuck did you say about me?
>>543039710Your friend sounds like me. I avoided Undertale for specifically those reasons and only chapter 2 Deltarune broke me with the memes showing up everywhere.
>>543039457hes the kind of gamer nerd boy that sits in front of the computer and doesnt even think about eating and eats his first meal of the day at 8 pmsaid fave while binge eating
>>543039923Wrong. I'm white as snow and have no issue with banans.
>>543039946Togore got some Doom enemy energy in this image.
>>543039923I'm happy that I'm not fully white, I wouldn't be able to eat a lot of delicious things if I were.
>>543040076Maybe fasting is the answer, ill make the snake juice and go 3 day once every 2 weeks and see where we go
>>543039456It's not worth it man, suffering one misery is no reason to inflict a second on yourself by working yourself up
>>543038803You are gullible as fuck if you think Hussie isn't straight
>>543040076Hot. I would love to force feed him like Trip does to Aoba in Dramatical Murder.
>>543040113is this whiteboard pro
Can someone post that rare toby of him on the underground train with a gameboy advance and bag stuffed to the max and there's a black guy in frame? I forgot to save it
Game's store page>And...>...>... Only 1 ending...?Mascot character in the climactic scene of chapter 4>I WANT TO BELIEVE! THAT IT CAN CHANGE! THAT THERE'S NOT JUST ONE ENDING!Fanbase>I wonder what the one only ending will be
>>543040267Hussie is plausibly a Kinsey 0-2
>>543040408It means the game is better if you try to get a neutral ending. Not every Darkner has a place in the Castle Town.
I want Tenna for Christmas.
>>543038709What if Hussie got a sex change and she's still straight, then what?
>>543040549What if you made your parents proud and stopped posting
>>543040541That's an awful big TV...
>>543039946Toguro
>>543040805Why do you fujos get off torturing and maining a guy you wanna fuck I dont understand it.
>>543040707Holy based
>>543040805I know this picture is supposed to be comedic, but I just can't help but feel a little sad when I think about the scenario being real
>>543040916But the knight maimed him, not me! The body was just still warm...
>>543038918I cannot possibly get hornier for this guy than I already am. this mf would giggle as he groped you from behind.
Both Toby and Hussie are heteromantic bisexuals. They get sexually turned on by (big) cocks but they are still mostly into the female form
I love fish so, so, so fucking much
>>543040805Poor Tenna.
>>543041235Would you say that they like futanari?
toby and hussie both got memed into thinking liking internet porn of femboys that means theyre gay but they would never ever enter a romantic relationship with another man and in hussies case especially never a man his own ahe
Down in the Underground, we follow the Greek rule.Are you on top or bottom?Aint no worth complicatin it anymore than that.
Move over, Kris. The real hero has arrived.
>>543040408i think people who believe that there will be one ending with no caveats are just being contrarians. most of the one ending believers ive seen thinks there's gonna be a significant loophole that effectively add extra endings (i.e multiple epilogues that significantly recontextualize the ending, or the same ending played out by different characters)
>>543041529cool firewood
>>543041368Do you think you could make her straight?
>>543038918Serious answer now, if he were to be the same TV head guy from the games I'd mald and cry myself to sleep every day over not being able to date him.If he were a filthy 3dpd human I wouldn't spare much of a thought on him besides that he's cool or something.
>>543041639she is straight.
My day be so fine and then I remember
>>543041529this armor got me through some dark times
>>543041596same people who deny that the black knife isn't a bat despite being presented as such every time the fight starts or restarts
>>543041720Bro she plapped Alyps with a strapon multiple times per DAY. You kidding? That fatass fujo lizard got more action than I EVER WILL.
>>543041832it’s obviously a fucking sword it literally slices
>>543039946I said Togore fucking SUCKS SHIT
>>543041843Alphys is probably the one that is fucking Undyne with literal sex machines. With her genius and Undyne's supremely resilient body, imagine what kind of absolute depravity they must get up to on the daily.
>>543041737One of the coolest character's I've ever seen.>>543041843You people see two girls together and instantly assume the worst. Begone, degenerate.
>>543041720at best bisexual like Alphys
men on here will get every day and make the choice to stan characters who've been lesbians since day 1 and get butthurt about this. why.
>>543042075Nigga I hated the fact that Toby is a smelly yurifag and put that shit in there but if you are honestly saying that they aren't plowing each other you are even more schizophrenic than Spamton Gaster Spamton
>>543042075My favorite souls armor is the Faraam set though. I don't like DS2 but that armor fucking rules.
I still dont know what stan means
>>543042295Watch me.
>>543040493He's a Kinsey 0. His dating history is exclusively women and they/them females. If he was into dudes, he'd flaunt it for brownie points with his LGBT fanbase like he does with the "clowngender" shit.
>>543041529Who?
>>543042157Alphys isn't bi, she's just one of those freak fujos that self-insert themselves as an attractive man and schlicks to yaoi. I'm looking at you, /utg/ and you're female-version of autogynephila.
>>543042418Isn't that the old guy from Bravity Galls?
Fave is getting 2 double cheeseburgers but doesnt know which franchise gives the most burger per buck
>>543042501no she definitely wants to fuck asgore and may have boned sans
>>543042592Sans really went for that desperation low-hanging fruit, huh?
>>543041843Is there a version of that wojak fucking a fat female wojak image but with Undyne and Alphys? I know this is a bad post, but I need to know if this exists.
Just thinking about dem gotes
>>543042501ok.....well those women still want to fuck men.....
>>543042582per dollar it's probably burger king but like you have a 50% chance of getting food poisoning and shitting your guts out suddenly
>>543042291The namefag is just an entitled little baby used to throwing tantrums when things aren't exactly as he wants them to. It's really scary to think that there's an actual adult out there in the world with this mentality, he looks like he's been spoiled worse than the kids of rich fags.
>>543042768there is something deeply evil about needing to specify that you want cheese on your burger
>>543042425>identifies as NoelleOf course, Crusy just needs a good dicking
>>543042501Alphys is horny for Asgore and Toby confirmed on stream she would have hooked up with Sans if Undyne didn't exist
>>543042761But would they fuck a man if his cock was presented to them, right directly in their faces? No, because they're PUSSIESGYAH GYAH GYAH
>>543042768>One my nearby bulger bings is one of the ones that doesn't kill you, I only got food poisoning once from eating thereHa... take that...
I hate that Kris being a dog makes more sense because goat Kris consistently gets such cute designs
>>543042768Bro, one time, I went to Whataburger, and they kept giving me frozen patties three times in a row. Forever turned me off from that place.
>>543042768I've never had this problem with Burger King
>>543042912I think Mr. Fox was just projecting.
>>543042582Culvers is pretty good
inject the yaoi slop straight into my veins
My local Burger King closed down because of failed health inspections and now I have to travel 30-60 miles to find one. It's not a terrible loss.
>>543043183>read that as "they kept giving me their panties"Bros is it over for me
>>543043216The doctor is in
Alphys make more flowers ray backfired and brought Asriel back to life, and created Togore as a by product.
>>543043216You got it boss.
>>543043375no! yaoi drug will kill the patient.he needs (insert ship) drug to live
>>543043375The Doctor is Sin.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDFqNDCKfno
>>543042418it's the guy with twelve fingers who fucks his brother
>>543043136Don't care for the tails, but the rest is very cute indeed.
>>543025301"You have been forgotten.""You do not exist.""But I will give you purpose."
Spamton posters are almost always women.Tenna posters I feel are 50/50But Ralsei posters? The most gigachad men in existence.
>>543042768Yep it was burger king and instead im getting a triple whopper since its like a dollar more less bread and the app gives you free any size fries so im obvs getting large fries, dog bless usa
>>543043719What's one to do with a fishnet pippenis
>>543043791Every time I post goat I do a set of squats and deadlifts.
Spamton posters are almost always fat.Tenna posters I feel are 50/50But Ralsei posters? The most gigafat retards in existence.
>>543043630https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0sORVBL4kM
>>543043719killing gaster
>>543043791I started going to the gym 2 months ago to become enough of a man for my boy rals
But then what are Jevil posters?
I'M READY FOR JACKBOX
>>543043414KT is cute in all forms
>>543043886I know you're just trying to make a joke based on a previous post but I think the very few spoids that ever posted themselves to here back in the chapter 2 crazy were all pretty skinny, which I think is really funny
>>543044067based
>>543043791Correct>>543044057Now comes the most important part, which is not quitting>>543044067Gone
>>543044096Link to stream pls when it's on. I want to join this time.
>>543043886Alright smart guy, let's see YOUR BMI. Mine's 21.2
>>543041639I don't like being this reductiveJust a chance man. That's all I'd want
>>543044306It's been hard lately, I've been fighting against a really bad bout of depression, haven't been following my diet at all and only went to the gym once last week.
>>543044281
>>543044456Based
>>543044456nta, but 32.7
>>543044456I dont weigh myself anymore it makes me sad
>>543042000Oh you said it nowYou don't know what you've unleashedIm also legally inclined to say nice get
>>543044456Speaking of, I wonder what happened to that one 80 BMI ralseifag
Toby should have made Susie look like this but hes a coward
>>543044270Do you think it would be hot if the tall and skinny spoids thought about femdomming the Spamton the manlet fave questioned
Do you think she likes being kissed on her freckles?
>>543044929>80 BMIHow does one even get to this point?
>>543044096>>543044307jackbox starting in like 15 minutes
>>543044948Not particularly, because I'm not into thinking about irl people sexually and I'm even less into spamton. But maybe someone else in here is into all that and you're able to talk about that with them.
>>543044935my cock cannot be contained>>543045130the ones on her butt?of course!
>>54304445625 here but i work out B)
>>543044948im not tall but skinny and I do. i wish I was taller so short guys would be even more rapeable
I don’t know what bmi is I never worked out
>>543044456I don't want to say what my BMI is because I might make that Scottish anon cry
>>543045205I would say "ask the guy" but chances are he probably already died from obesity
>>543045226
>>543045331heheh........... go on..........
>>543045390bean man index it's a measure of how much fat you have represented by all the beans you can fit inside of your body
Marrying Noelle as Kris
kill susellefags
Yeah im worried about my weight tooSays fave, freedom motifing on a triple whopper
>>543045580based
>>543045580>picJesus Christ how horrifying. Yurinuts are somethin' else.
>>543045580if you kill toby the game will never get finished dude
>>543045580who cares
Kiss susellefags>TVNAP
>>543044456Solid 23
>>543045609Stop eating shitty, unhealthy foods that aren't good for you anon.
>>543045580I wonder if I made a song and called it "Faggot" featuring Spamton and Tenna how popular it would be
Last I checked, 31.8 was my bmiDo i win
>>543043414peam...
>>543045580what cares
>>543045486is this actually real
>>543023447>queen > Rory Nyte > spamton > jevil >Mettaton > Mew mew > Catty > Chara > Asriel
>>543045926Hunty you need to exercise
>>543045970yeth
ill jack my box tonight
>>543045860After I dip these fries in ranchup, last time
>>543045989spamton is a fucking puppet with no tongue
>>543045739They fucking called my waifu a lesbo and you expect me to just IGNORE it?! FUCK YOU!
>>543045904Just do an (sp)AMV of the existing classichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Psl_5n8R23A
>>543045989Surely Mew Mew is at the top since she can literally give you head
>>543023447Kris.
>>543046279jesus christ nigga blueboard
>>543046279Literally me
>>543045989head from Maddie has to be a crazy experience as is the fate of all dullahans
Hey bro, nice cock
jevils dick comes out of his pants with a sproing sound effectspamtons would do the same but his dick fell off (he ate too much garbage)
I forgot to tell the AI I wanted an adult Asriel
raiding again already
I want to shove a harpoon through the ears of a shipfag
My BMI is exactly 30 but I exercise and my fat is (luckily) even distributed so it doesn't look like I'm fat. 30 is labelled as obese....
I want to shove a ship through the ears of a harpoonfag
>>543045456thats all I got other than ive written a spoid thing that I still need to finish. im a more dominant person. I like short guys. they tend to be shy, theyre cute and petite and its fun to imagine having the physical upper hand and shoving them around.
>>543046431appreciate it, bro
>>543045580why is it when a female shows interest in another female, they automatically are locked in as lesbian when they could just as easily be bisexual?
>>543046431you're gonna make me blush, i bet you have a nice cock too...
>>543046624t. Moby Dick
>>543046504What if it's canon?
>>543046504I'll fuck you up boy
>>543046530BMI is rather inaccurate for those reasons. Waist circumference / hip-waist ratio are better
>>543046738WHITEFAVESNOWYGRAVE
>>543046680
>>543046767pic unrelated?
>>543046832that doesn't make much sense
>>543046431What if Ralsei saw your cock, he thought it's small, and he still wants to comfort you it's alright
>>543046712In Noelle's case there's>Noelle clicked on a link for Hot Female Santas In Your Area!Which implies she's mostly into women or it'd just be "hot Santas in your area." Could still be bi though.
>>543046530BMI isn't a medical measurement, it's an insurance policy toolsaid spade king
>>543047052ralsei wouldnt know what a cock should look like, you could tell him anything and he would believe it
currently rocking a bmi of 14.2...is that bad?
>>543046712noelle is a lesbian come on
Is there any confirmation that Toby is actually a furry or is it all just rumors?
>>543045226it's up. Get in and join nerds.https://twitch.tv/iglmvwroom code pfkc
>>543047224Not after I'm done with her.
>>543047174I went to the hospital at that weight.
>>543045494Best thing you've said, CoL.
>>543047174that's african child-tier
>>543047165Ralsei knows what the light world looks like and what the goat family looks like. He spends all day staring at lightner cocks until Kris and Susie show up.
>>543047174How tall are you? Either way that usually isn't healthy
My BMI is high because I'm a fatfuck. Food is good and I've accepted that I won't live past 40.
>>543046680>I like short guys. they tend to be shy, theyre cute and petite and its fun to imagine having the physical upper hand and shoving them around.That makes me want to rape you and dominate you.
>>543047174starvin marvin in the thread
>>543047497Hi SOUL.
>>543047354>>543047414huh, my scale might be fucked then, had a hard time getting a consistent reading and had to spit the difference>>5430474595'9", apparently around 96lbs? idk
>>54304445629.7
>>543047329Ricardio lookin assreminder this is what we look like
>>543047658>5'9", apparently around 96lbs?You would literally look like an Auschwitz victim at that weight.
>>543047174how is the tvslop
>>543047747So he looks like a fairytale character? Cool!
>>54304445619.3
>>543047279Toby has referred to Undertale as a furry game more than once and has a fursona. He might not call himself a furry, but that's like a guy who exclusively fucks men refusing to call himself gay.
>>543047747ok yeah im gonna have to get a new scale
Fun fact: Gaster MADE UP his backstory so people would feel bad for him
>>543047804Spamton would be a horrible friend. But he would be a great, great fuck.
>>543047471You are a fellow Ralsei and Kirby poster so I hope you pick up a Norwegian 4 x 4 HIIT routine or even 1 min on 5 off routine so we can Ralsei post for 40+ years dont you dare leave me with the dessposters
>>543047497how tall are you
Do anyone know what the fuck is going on anymore because it feel like i'm missing everythinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fwm_VfV16Jg
>>543047658>5'9", apparently around 96lbs? idkThat makes me want to rape you and dominate you.
>>543047174how does death feel
Dude, John Undertale ACTUALLY showed up holly shit
>>543048107i will rape you
What is Spamton's BMI?
>>543047883>Toby has referred to Undertale as a furry gameSource?
>>5430480845'10 I like dominating people who want to dom others. When I see a woman talk about how they like to dom men I just wanna rape their anus and shove their head to the ground and insult them.
Underweight anons, how can I become anorexic like you?
>>543048107this is the same guy who created woody theory it doesn't matter
>>543048107this song sound like gaster and is titled memories of greenhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=WDpPMu8EApg
>>543048273have anxiety disorder
what is going on with jackbox
>>543048075>1 min on 5 off routineAre you supposed to do that for multiple hours or something?
Is it ASS-GORE or ASS-GOREY?
>>543048239https://youtube.com/watch?v=DxPHMcpuYeA
>>543048368Oh... I don't have that, is it over for me?
>>543047382enabling the lesbianism is dumb
>>543048273get depressed
>>543048416It's Asswhore
>>543026153Toby and Nelnal are probably the only two people in this world who care about those guys
>>543048389>andasriel's IQ reduced as a balance patch
>>543048241The infamous "Mother 3 with furries" tweet and he also did it a few times in the anniversary stream
>>543048263mildly annoying. also are you kraut. saying anus seems german
>>543048221what about June Undertale??
>>543048563How is that not just a self-depreciating joke?
>>543048564no im not turkish
lmfaooo this jackbox
>oh wow people are posting their heights and weights for dossieranon! thats neat>maybe i should post mine too->oh.i mean its nice to know that you guys would find me very attractive i guess? when in doubt find an autist from utg
>>543048416I always pronounce it "Azgore" like he's an orc
WHY AM I NOT ALLOWED TO DRAW PENISES??
Real ones know the old man theme is this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeAmvqQ0x-0
'tis a beautiful thing to see Toby evoke his Christian faith publicly
>>543048564Kraut types in all lowercase and surprisingly doesn't have a rape fetish
>>543048724How is that not just a self-depreciating joke?
>>543048401Until you barfNo but seriously that one is tabata, 8 cycles ideally but you can work up to 8 and start with 44 x 4 is less effort, the idea of the shorter one is more effort but you only wish to die for a min
>>543048697Thanks for reminding me of chrono trigger. Looking at this, it feels unreal this game was made so long ago and looks and feels this nice
>>543048749I think most anons don't even have a true rape fetish just a rough sex thing and saying rape is a sick thrill
>>543048564Kraut would convert to Judaism then ever have sex with a woman. If there's anything he hates more than the Juden and Blacks, it's the female gender.
>>543048697you could say it's another hymn
>>543048724https://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/fiction/soi.aspx>Disliking the dinginess of the single restaurant I had seen, I bought a fair supply of cheese crackers and ginger wafers to serve as a lunch later on.>The Shadow over Innsmouth is a horror novella by American author H. P. Lovecraft, written in November – December 1931.>On March 31, 1921, Green introduced Cheez-It crackers, commonly called Cheez-Its, as a new product.>In the early 1930s, the Kansas City-based Sunshine Biscuits (which was known as the Loose-Wiles Biscuit Company until 1947) acquired the Green & Green Company, and with it came the Cheez-It cracker. Sunshine Biscuits expanded the distribution and popularity of Cheez-It crackers across the country.Cheez-Its, too, are a Lovecraft reference.
>>543048937Speak for yourself.
>>543048693They're too good. Too thick and juicy.
>>543048724
>>543049165>soiHaha SOIBOY SOIBOY
>>543049165this confirms the hometown = carcosa theory
>>543048935The super nintendo really flexed the extra bits of data over what the NES was capable of. Chrono Trigger also had a special chip for some extra sound channels and effects, this soundtrack would not have been possible on a regular cartridge. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9A0xloTEA0>>543049050I see what you did there and it was clever.
>>543048937I think they're being completely honest based on the way they type their posts
>>543048892I'm no expert, but I don't think working out for less than 10 minutes does anything. Seems like the exercise version of a fad diet.
>>543049248I hope toby is no longer a slob living in filth now that he's a married man
>>543049351actually, doing 1 minute of exercise 10 times a day does more than 10 minutes of exercise once a day
>>543048937I mean it's been reported numerous times that a sizeable amount of women have rape fantasies but we don't need to get into that
>>543049287if Hometown is Carcosa then what's Castletown
>>543049248>Harry Potter broomTransphobe confirmed
>>543049436This sounds impossible
>>543049562You can lose calories and build muscle just by thinking about exercise. It doesn't do much, but it's actually measurable against a control group.
>>543049520wow how did i mix that upralsei is the king in yellow, not gaster...
>>543048724I liked Cheez-Its when I was 10 too, but I have some kind of undiagnosed mental disability, so I would chew up a Cheez-It, then spit that onto another Cheez-It and put a third Cheez-It on top for a Cheez-It sandwich. I just eat them normally now.
crusader vs jihadist when
thanks gene
>>543050018Mashallah, Kris al-Dreemurr shall soon commit Intifada and cleanse Hometown of the infidels
>>543050018Aloha snackbar
the gene thrasher just blasted ass on gene
>>543049351What if I told you not only does it induce fat burning but increases the amount of oxygen youre able to use? Its the kind of exercise where youre going near max powerlevel for that 1 min so its not taking a walk, and it basically makes you gain max powerlevel slowly
>>543049562obviously it depends on your level of trainingthe core ideas are>always go until exhaustion>always recover fullyso if you are exhausted in 1 minute of high-intensity and keep going for 9 more minutes you just hurt yourselfif you can't get to exhaustion in 1 minute you're either already overtrained or need harder exercises
>Roaring Knight fires a laser out they buttGene is good for one thing I guess.
>>543050167>>543050214I'm calling Vlad the Impaler.
>>543049735Isnt that the most insane thingThat means I have measurably been plapping fave this whole time
>>543050245>>543050248Aren't you supposed to exercise for at least half an hour a day though?
>>543050018Personally I choose the conquistador class, it’s got better abilities
>>543050551If youre doing the normie cardio, yeah
>>543050551Ideally 150 minutes a week of aerobics exercising
Move>>543051032>>543051032>>543051032
>>543051086I think im gonna sit this one out.I just know its gonna be fujos spamming how much they "love" toby and his zeta lanky bod
