Previous: >>543000297>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Maruzensky (Alt 3*), Summer Special Week (Alt 3*), Sweep Tosho (SSR), Winning Ticket (SSR)10/14 - Summer Story event10/21 - Meisho Doto (3*), Special Week (SSR), Tokai Teio (SSR)10/26 - Half Anniversary Part 110/30 - Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)10/30 - LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Tosen Jordan (Alt 3*)10/7 - Legend Race vs NTR and Super Creek (Alt)Early October - Tachyon's Factor ResearchLate October - New training scenarioOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200mNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600mDecember: CM Mile (No debuffs) - Hanshin 1600mTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
bout to do my hot bod routine
>>543026257
oh no muh rape
my mayano that failed at 1% training just lost the entire run because she didnt have enough fans for the arima kinen.
>>543026257 no, Urara is too pure for sex unless its with trainer. the three goddesses would never allow lewdmas in this universe
Reminder that the Fuku plush preorders have opened!Also Mambo, if you're a fan of the lesser Machihttps://x.com/Cygames_goods/status/1979111555452276808?t=CGeMBtlH_DqVKM05XG3QDg&s=19
>>543026509Which umas have a full bush?
let's keep about post:image ratio low okay?
>>543026514Abusing horsegirls is always fun, but Teio is the one who needs to be abused the most and the hardest. Dantsu loser also works though.
>>543026514
sexo with cow
Pro tip for Taiki runs
Summer Hags keep losing in cm4 rooms lmaoLate chads we won
>>543026779trainer license revoked
>>543026659>remembering I have to now double the price of anything I import from tariffs
>>543026590too bad you suck, I already had the fan requirement fulfilled
>>543026659I preorderd mine!
>>543026659>This item cannot be purchased because it is not eligible for overseas salesAny bwos care to share how I can buy this? Pretend I'm a retard who can barely follow simple instructions (I am).
>>543026720
Reminder to dab on filthy mmo peasants
Cute
>>543026779TOREENINGU DESUKAAA???
Not single romance between trainer and goldship even in JP after all this time huh?
oh my FUCKING godthe new mayano I started training just got LAST PLACE on her maiden race
>>543026509Don't forget lovey dovey marriage as well!
>LEAVE SUMMER MARU TO US
>>543026708smooth horse pussy
Why are the nips such Microsoft bootlickers?Most of the people defending and forcing Windows 11 are from Japan from what I've seen.
>>543026372Sweaty umas
>>543026923the yukkuri menace is here...
>>543026514>dantsu bad end>gets married to her trainer>medical condition causing her to finish dead last races after races>her trainer is unemployed due to her racing records, becomes a deadbeat husband>dantsu has to race in underground circuit to make ends meet due to trainer's drinking and pachinko>beaten by her drunk husband after another day of finishing last against mob uma
>>543026779this but golshi
>>543026923aaiiiiíiieeeeee
Hopeless...
Total image slot death!!!
>>543026923https://youtu.be/bL2gc1Xe9GI?si=espJY7gtU0b37jnz
>>543026779She'll train far worse like that
>>543027145
>>543026779Why is Fuku so racist to Taiki? She knows Taiki can speak and understand Japanese right?
>>543026514I hate this, but at the very least it doesn't have those syringes. Forcing drugs pisses me off. /rant
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt that can't fit into her bloomerssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
Be nice to the Umas, who are in our charge and under our direction and trust us as Tōrenas!>>543026708>Narita Brian (it isn't racing so she doesn't care)>Tachyon (lazy; expects guinea pig to shave it for her)>Opera O (weird brain gymnastics about it being an expression of her glory)>Oguri Peak (doesn't realize it's something she's supposed to maintain)>Biwa Hayahide (Fluffy, top AND bottom)>Gold Ship (thinks it's funny)
My wife Daiwa became fat three times during a career. It can't be helped.
>>543026935goldshi is unlovable
>>543026863pls respond
Lewd ear socks...
>>543027290>Oguri Peak (doesn't realize it's something she's supposed to maintain)Doubt it, she trims her nails perfectly apparently. She seems like she's attached to her appearance/hygiene
turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess
>>543026863Google "Japan shipping proxy recommendation" and brows the first few leddit threads
>>543027310You can't just call your wife fat
>>543027115Oh ok
What makes Creek "Super"?
>>543027334>>543026863You have to find a proxy that'll let you do pre-orders. I was using zenmarket for a while but they upped their fees and I don't recall if they let you do pre-orders.
>>543026659Why couldn't they make her less... ugly? All I really want is a normal Fuku Figu ;_;
>>543027334You need a proxy service to order it. I used tenso.
>>543026779fuck you pardner
>>543027310Just three? Not nearly enough!
>>543027441Very true anon, that one may have been wishful thinking on my part
>>543027549I think its a cute plushie and she will look over me when I go to bed.
>>543027235Same.
>>543027347Imagine the smell
>>543027549That's exactly how you look, Machi.pictureofcurrenchan.png
which uma would agree to have sex with you if you begged for it
>>543027310She's a big girl.
>>543027347Lick the Fuku ears!
So when do we get Creek head couch pillow?
>>543027953Curren chan wouldn't say that.
>>543027992Laisu a cute, A CUTE!
>>543027963gross, a trainer would never need to beg, he would be swimming in pony poon
>>543027963I think a better question is which uma will refuse sex, because by the end of most careers most umas would've force you to pump babies into them. Air Groove looking pissed off while you're on the ground begging for sex feels hot.
bwos, is this true?
DOTO SOON!
>>543028075>S long>3 recoveriesWitgod is unironically also greatWhy did he MLB Kawakami Princess though. Where is his kita?
umadacchis...
>>543028075I don’t know what this is but you didn’t align the left side properly
>>543028240Fuji Kiseki wrote this
>>543026956ARGHHHHHHHHHHHSHE JUST GOT THIRD PLACE FOUR TIMES IN A ROW ON THE GODDAMN FUCKING HANSHIN DAISHOTENTHAT'S A G2 RACE YOU STUPID CUNTI HAD CHARMING ON DAY 5 GO DAMMITFUCK YOU MAYANO TOP CUNTFUC KYOU
>>543028287doto RAPE
>>543026935unfortunately they went 110% on having Gold Ship be comic relief 24/7 and never saying or do anything serious in the game. she could be easily be a lot more flexible as a character but the average fan expects funny from the funny horse so that's all that we get
Is left more borrowable than right? Right gets 1-2 borrows a day and I know Maruzen parents are the new hotness currently.
>>543026479
>>543028306same
>>543028278No, it's classic JP uma gaslighting, play their routes and decide for yourself
>>543028304jp before they knew how good kitasan was
VERY IMPORTANT VIDEOhttps://youtu.be/FfVZAWcOpHYMUST WATCH
>>543026956How is that even possible? Did you only hit the rest button instead of training?
>>543028075This pic is so retarded, the simple fact that the runs with the same deck/parents can produce wildly different results already makes this comparison worthless.
>>543026659>he did not mention the aston machan plushforgotten again...
>>543027963Daiwa, Mcqueen, Creek, Haru and Mayano
>>543028456I have no fucking idea man, I trained her flawlessly
>>543028448
>>543028328that's the meme race with a buffed narita brian, usually you'd aim for second but if you have fuck all stamina you'll lose
Steak status?
>>543028262Peep this shit brother>>543028306Why would you use Windows 11. Just stick with 10 until it becomes untenable
>>543026779Taiki is the only uma that makes me consistently smile whenever I hear her stupid voice
i regret being busy and missing almost every free mlb card now ill always be behind...
>>54302859590/100 times I usually get 2nd on the first go, with the amount of stam I usually have on her by that point maybe my guts was too low or something
>>543028540>Mayano>begShe's the one molesting her trainer every day of the week and Tracen is covering it up.
>>543028240I want Fuku-chan to look at my penis like that
>>543028653bwochacho... le news...
>>543028709we were robbed
>>543028306not my problem
>>543028448why does Oguri have such big ass feet
>>543026509Made to bear my 11 childs
>>543026479>>543028412My wife and my sweet daughter
>Almond Eye’s son won his debut then got injured for 6 months>now Equinox’s full sister won her debut and got injuredThe next generation is cursed apparently
>>543027963Laisu would put out for onii-sama if you begged. But I don't think you should, it would be unethical, and mean to her
>>543028834That just means they don't take responsibility if something breaksThe game should continue working for the foreseeable future
>>543027497Her ti- Her bo- Her te- booBrea
>>543028748Her and Fukukitaru make me smile the most. Also bakushin and tickezo make some good sounds
>>543027549Life is pain
>>543028881Helps her run with more power>proof?I made it up.
>>543028910>tragic storyguess their ticket to umamusume is already secured
>>543028881Because she's the grey monster
>>543029084oissu
>>543028885
>>543028996
>>543028448Which uma has the smelliest feet? Asking for a friend.
>>543028881La bestia de Kasamatsu
>>543029084I guess it could be worse.
>>543027008It's literally about doing less work. Wouldn't you want to do less work? They just got an excuse from Microsoft.
>>543028996.
>>543028910>>543029125Imagine Kitasan’s daughter and Equinox’s little sister as an uma who’s kinda prone to getting hurt.
>Speed 4 alreadyFastest I've ever gotten it there wtf. I didn't think I was slamming it THAT much.
>>543029297WTF AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>543028885I can't understand that Osakan
>Oh Torena-san, I'd love to share wine with you when I'm old enoughBitch you own and drive a custom car, stop pretending to still be a teen
is it even possible to be a casual player on this game?getting shit on at CMs all the time feels bad, but at the same time I don't have it in me to get sweaty minmaxing good parents and fishing for sparks and shit...
>>543029034Such a softie.
>>543029428give her the little sister character and it's an instant sold
>>543027492>wake up>instead of a cute and round pet creature you get a weirdo who wants to dress you up in toddler clothes
>>543028448>8 hours agoGuaranteed some freak already jerked off to this.
>>543028885when do we get these skits in global
>>543029493>Is it possibleYes, you just need to stop giving a shit about CM, collect your participation gibs and leave
who wins the chud-off between spe and tama
>average lifespan of a horse is 25-30 years>Dober is 31Persistent fucker. Pretty nice horse too.
>>543029493
>>543028910>Chrono Genesis' first son Bereshit won his debut race and got a fever after, causing him to pull out of the Ivy Stakes this weekend>Curren Bouquetd'Or's first son Ham Tan got 2nd in his debut race and immediately got injured after and will not be able to ride or exercise for four months>Both of Almond Eye's kids Aaron's Rod and Promesa el Mundo got injured immediately after winning their debut races tooSeriously what is going on kek. At least Aaron's Rod is back recently and even won a race but hopefully he stays healthy this time
>>543029084
>do a Hishi Amazon run because I randomly got her and haven't done a run yet>crash out 2 races before finale>get 3* speed sparkWhat the fuck...
MARUZENSKYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>543029493Actual casuals don't give a shit about cm
>>543029251Festa, it's part of her hobo aesthetic
>>543029693what kind of name is Bereshit
>>543029693Decades of inbreeding is showing even more than usual now.
>>543029626Open league would be so much better if it allowec B+ umas. Theyre too bad for the tryhard league
>>543029493I don't give a shit about cm and only care about collecting umas and their stories, so yeah
>>543029493Play on open where you belong or don't play at all.
>>543029873>B+whale detected
>>543029873On the other hand it's arguably harder to keep a horse within B rank than B+ which means you have to minmax the fuck out of a B rank to make it competitive.
Is it that bad to have a grandparent be the same uma i'm training? I know there's an affinity penalty but is it actually very impactful?
>>543029493Understand that This is their game, get your consolation gifts and move on
>kitasan never came to me to give me pocI wonder if I can get away with low stamina by having 2 golds and a white
Does anyone else not give a shit about PvP but still have numbers-autism where you want a nice looking stat spread?
>>543029801It means "in the Beginning" and is the first word in the Book of Genesis which is a reference to Chrono Genesis, his dam. I get what they were going for honestly but naming it Bear Shit is still hilarious
>>543030008Not if it has sparks you need. Besides, how is the horse gonna find out?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxL9dl1zR0o
fuck forgot imageUgh, do I keep going for parent grinding? Feels like I'll never hit a relevant 2* blue/pink with groundwork
>>543029873I have yet to join the seal clubbing league, but it seems like you can get away with making them strong statwise and only taking essential skills. The rank limit is eventually raised which is nice
>>543028416I can't believe my daughter and grandson are as stacked as my wife...
>>543029836Gold Ship has blessed his children with his abnormally high intelligence
>>543029596these are pakatube shorts, not in game
>>543029348
>>543030008It won't contribute to affinity, so bad for getting double circles, but if they have the sparks you need then it's possible
>>543030331oh
>>543030328absolute unit
>>543029693someone is poisoning the horses
>>543029493Just minmax the loaned parent and use casual mesh
>>543028748Oh!
>just got accepted for Navy OCS>will be away from my umas for 13 weekswhat do I tell danchou...
>>543029493No it isnt.
This Symboli makes me ROCK hard
>>543030345
>>543030570
>>543030542tummy
>>543030546Please for the love of god:1. Don't fuck your enlisted sailors2. Don't try to pull rank on anyone unless asked for by your dept. head or SEL3. Don't try to get involve with enlisted drama, but do be friendly to them.4. Get your SWO pin
>>543029493just stop caring
>>543030546Congratulations
>>543030546do you not get recreation time or a personal phone/computer
>>543029493I have a 40hrs a week job and can compete in CMS.
>>543030475>being booed is an honor when they're going to boo you anywayIs Rice Shower the X-Pac of umas?
>>543030546Have fun fucking the sailor boys, anon, I hear they give it up easy
>>543030546https://youtu.be/nmGuy0jievs?si=wPSFS4c2_XfXOjTQ
brat
>>543030546Your umas would be proud of you
Digitan LOVE
>>543026514Images like these don't even make me mad. I just think of how mentally wrong in the head you have to be to enjoy it.
>>543030546>Navyyou'll be an expert at deepthroating by the end of that 13 weeks
>>543030546Look at the bright side, you can skip Riko banner!
>>543030728>Don't fuck your enlisted sailorsWho the fuck goes into the navy/AF to be enlisted? We have the army and marines for that, I almost expect OCS for anyone who wants to be in those branches.
>>543029873CM matchmaking and the whole system kinda suck anyway. They definitely not intended it to be some serious mode.
>>543030546>Navy OCSYou're playing the wrong gacha bwo
>>543030728But you're all men and men butt is like, gross or something.
>>543029189>>543028885I like this gremlin's voice
>Play game>Do Seiun career>1* guts>No groundwork>Play game>Do Seiun career>1* wit>No groundwork>Play game>Do Seiun career>1* guts>No groundwork>Out of borrows for the dayAmazing game we got here, I love rolling the slot machine until this piece of shit game decides I can finally play it.
>>543029587Yeah me
Remember to get women on your ship pregnant!
>>543030863The navy was actually going to use this as their official song until someone told them it's a gay song. How they didn't realize that themselves, I don't know.
>open game>fap to Super creek>close gameGreat game.
seamen are not gay you projecting assholes
>>543031180shut the fuck up and make your own parents dumbass
>>543031126Sailors shave and 15 weeks is a loooong time
>>543030728I'm just a retard who graduated college and didn't know what the fuck to do afterwards. I'll be the least pain in the ass officer they'll ever meet. >SWO pinI'm going in for Information Pro not Surface Warfare, can I still get it?>>543030757thanks bwo>>543030776I think it's only for calling loved ones>>543030856>>543030863I'm not gay>>543030918I don't think they'll be happy with my hiatus>>543031004Nah I won't be shipping out for at least a few weeks so I'll be able to roll. >>543031062I quit Azur Lane when they added Operation Siren
>>543031180Yeah thats how it be
>>543031257Ironically only native american guy was gay in that vid in the first place.>>543031470>I'm not gayYou got weeks to acclimate, dont worry about it.
>>543031126Navy seems like the one branch where a women isn't a complete burden. Dunno how it is in reality though.
>>543031345>Mommy Uma>Dresses as a Mummy UmaIt's pottery
>It's another one of *those* runsfml
>>543030546send this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw&pp=ygULaW4gdGhlIG5hdnk%3D and refuse to elaborate further
>>543031180I have a set of parents with groundworks + front savvy and I'm already working on a lineage with more greens. Should've worked on a decent parent before the SMaru meme uma dropped.
>>543031470>I'm not gay>In the navySuuuuure
>>543031470Wait, why would you roll on riko banner when you will be able to use them only for a month and half
Tan gyaru Helios
>>543031738>Tazuna>Aoi>Riko>???>???>Speed power stamina uma
>wingwoman is the one getting nightmaresMan it’s so dire for Falco, huh?
>>543031738your mood is going up cuckie you love it
My umas force me to do things after each race...
>>543031780wait that's a good fucking point, you just saved me 30k carats
>>543031470>I'm not gayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=virpe1dpc6g
How long will Aoharu be out before next CM starts, should I just be parent farming for now and then do ace runs during Aoharu, or will there not be enough time to make an ace?
>>543031706>Mom molests you>Run away to your fun aunt to tell her what her sister is doing to you>Takes you to Bubbly Land to cheer you up>Mom is in the room>It was a trick so they can both molest you
>>543031738with all the otona scenario NPCs so far torena has been raped by 17 of them in total as of the current mode, sometimes in batches of 3 at a time
>last thread someone called smaru a smart falcon side grade>realistically just as annoying to build as falcon because at least falcon has a free 1-2 greens and more of the autism is in her parents/grandparents pink sparks than whitesYeah glad I saved 30,000 carats, just gonna run intelligent pigeon.
>>543031706I love Creek
>>543032129Drops in the middle of R2 of Leo, so you'll need umas to clear R1 at the very least.
Why the heck Agnes Tachyon doesn't boost affinity for Daiwa Scarlet as a parent?
>>543031738Light Hello sex
>>543031621Unless you're the absolute lowest of the low on the ladder, the navy isn't exactly the most physically intensive branch. The actual reason most women don't go in the navy is the reason people in general don't, because being stuck on a boat for possibly weeks at a time isn't for everyone.
>>543031983It's amazing how being cucked by Tasuna can cure an uma from skin cancer, insomnia, fracture, migraine, obesity and procrastination.
>wanted to find the Navy skit>too ancientI did find something else truly ancient though.https://youtu.be/cCI1owQ7CXI?si=idI-ovdE7y6SsOV6xjxgh
>>543031470>I think it's only for calling loved onesare there other recreational activities you can do? if not then i understand why all the other anons are talking about sailor orgies now
>>543031394I think that's what she's trying to do.
>>543032568Because of the implications
>>543032064Okay? They deserve to? They just ran a race for you, don't you think they should be able to blow off a little steam?
>I'll gamble 50k fans to get the bonus points in the arimACKfucking hell Teio
>>543032656That women and seamen don't mix?
>>543032568Navy Seals?
What career races feel like scripted losses for you but arent?
>>543032201I sense immense mom energy from the one on the left
>>543032760That Teio feels like the one unique costume that's just objectively worse than the normal uma
>>543032865Anything in Mayano's career that has Brian in it.
>>543032865Anyone that has to do Tenno Sho Spring
>>543030896sex
>>543032865all of them because there's no such thing as a scripted loss except the main story races with that Demon Mihono Bourbon in Rice chapter
>>543032916It is uglier but the anime opening and the flame animation in the costume kinda make up for it.
>>543032906the first triple crown and possibly the bustiest
>>543032916Anime McQueen is 10x worse than Anime Teio and 100x worse than Normal McQueen.
>>543032832You shouldn't compare one of the most elite units in the branch that has requirements that are insane by normal standards to the rest. That's like saying everyone in the army is like Delta Force.
>>543032137hot
>>543032865The derby always has some weird fuckery going on like your skills suddenly not activating or Spechud/Fish/robot woman doing their thing
>>543032832They aren't the one that man the ships, aka the vast majority of the navy.
>>543032201Why do the twinkle legends look way more attractive than the supposed “three goddesses” in game? What were they thinking?
>>543032865Asahi Hai and Hanshin Juvenile always feels like a coin flip when I have to run them.For Grass in particular I can win every other race but lose Asahi Hai and get robbed of her unique title
>>543031880>>542737971
>>543032916she jobs hard in that vostume in the anime, so...
>>543033235>replying to 2 day old bread
unlucky on speed
>>543033076A Twink Legend-tier nursing handjob,,
>>543024961HOLY FUCKING CUTE!
>>543033104>modern day SEALS>most eliteLmao. ST6 maybe.
>>543032865
>>543033439I'm reminding the nigger of how wrong he is.
>>543033442don't feel bad, it wasn't useable anyway due to Med A
>>543032916McQueen is much worse
>>543033218Because you're just a skilless uma at that point but because of the 400 stat inflation it's that you are a 700/700/700 racing against a bunch of 500/500/500s, which is well within this game's RNG margins.
>>543032441I will have a nice threesome with both
>>543033528But she does have piercings so that means you're wrong.
>>543033197for me it's>Darley Arabian > Saint Lite > Godolphin Barb > power gap > Speed Symboli > Byerley Turk > Haiseiko
>What if "The Gimp Man" was a honse?
which uma listens to ACDC
>honse runs very fast>honse gets injured because it runs fast and often >honse is not running very fast anymore but it still runs very often ok, I know this is a franchise about dumb horse like girls but surely there must be something some better way how to convey those stories
So who is currently the best story SSR support? It feels like it's still McQueen as she doesn't give FUCKING USELESS skills like Brian or randomly sap huge amounts of energy like Winning Ticket.
>>543033737The hags only.
Of course I get her charming event on a parent run
/uma/ says to just pick your waifus for your CM teams.Well here are my waifus. Are they worth training for this CM?
>>543033818Bro has john cena as his waifu, damn
>>543033737
>>543033708Wtf are they doing in Ireland
>>543030690
My waifus? Special week, Maruzosky and oguri cap
>Three borrow runs>Three pre-debut night owlsThis shit is rigged.
>>543030546Plenty of Filipinos in the Navy (Flip Mafia), so you'll be in good company as a gachafag.
>>543033936I dont want to imagine hairless uma tails...
>>543033818Forgot pic
>>543033747McQueen is garbage. Low mood effect and no training efficiency, her stat output is garbage.It's probably Special Week. Provides a gold recovery, 10 race bonus, and provides better speed training than speed SRs.
>hanshin juvenile fillies>hanshin dai shotaummm is there something you wanna disclose privately mr hanshin
I'm fucked.
>>543033925Irish things, don't worry about it.
>>543033041cute>>543033391sex
>trigger 4 greens>and focus>but groundwork didnthate
am i supposed to be buying triple 7's on summer maru for this race?
got a 3* speed smaru but the sparks...
borrow creek and a capped SR for stam or my own LB2 creek + tazuna for a frontrunner, how important is focus/concentration
>>543034267it should be the only recovery skill you buy so ult procs with speed carryover to late race
do purposefully bomb some races so you can get all cutscenes?
>>543034006
>>543034297She has low affinity. Not a good parent anyways
Sometimes you come across art that makes you think what was the artist's thought process behind it.
>>543034341wouldn't you need like 1k stam to survive debuffers without buying maestro?
>>543033925Horse burglars
>>543034080>It's probably Special Week. Provides a gold recovery, 10 race bonus, and provides better speed training than speed SRs.Oh I meant main story, so only the 4 we have so far (Rice, McQueen, Winning Ticket, Brian)
>>543026372jordan's sweaty shirt...
>>543034071YesJust make sure you have a way to get 2 gold recoveries on them
>>543034438yeah but that's pretty easy with 2 stam cards and stam sparks especially with some URA sparks
>>543034421a trainer fucking his umas, is not that complicated
>>543034476McQueen is used solely for her recovery for longs, rest are bad.Haru Urara is the only true GOAT welfare.
>>543034513insane when i see people say this but with 17 stam stars and super creek/mayano out of 6 runs the most i've hit is 1.2k speed 890 stam
Why don’t we ever see an uma as a trainer? You’d think that the best trainers/coaches would be former athletes like in real life.
>>543034662it depends on the uma of course. it's a lot easier with umas like golshi with 20% stam bonus
>>543028448That's some fat thighs
>>543034513I tend to go for power sparks instead of stamina
>>543034689You're not asking the right questions.Rather, why does Tracen require a trainer to be single?
>>543034689Umas are retarded and would go>yes run for 18 hours straight with no water access through the sahara desert better yet lets make it a race between the two of us haha >img_number.jpgof course its an iphon fag
>>543034689Umas are too low wit
>>543034739oh yeah i just mean anything with no stam bonus, since smaru has 15% spd and wit, stam feels pretty rough, i had a 1.2k spd/1.1k stam golshi for gemini or whatever
>>543034421>not a front Sucks to be you Cafe.
>>543034421>DUDE ITS KEK SHIT ITS MY FAVORITE L:ETS GOOits people fucking while another one is too much of a bitch to join the weird orgythats itshut up
>>543026659for any anons who have bought before, do they charge when they ship, like for amiami? or is it a pay now and wait sort of thing. I have my forwarding address ready so i dont need to deal with a proxy
>>543034862bouncing tickets...
>forgot to record CM finalsfuuuuuuuuuck
>>543033747Of the main story ones it's probably mcqueen, but even then none of them are very good. sometimes I use her if she has relevant skills, otherwise I have 3LB cafe.
>>543035119mine was so boring that I don't even care about the fact that I forgot to record it
>>543035119I got my ass beat bruh I ain't recording that shit
>>543034421this artist never clicked with me. maybe it was his dumb "John Spicaman fucks all the umas in Tracen" skit or maybe it was because he traced the anime artstyle too hard that it no longer stimulates me. pre-game anime has one of the blandest artstyles I've ever seen in my life and this guy wasted all his porn works by making them look like "hot naruto girls XXX rule34paheal" from copying such bland lineart
...
>>543032865hopeless steaks is the only truly scripted race
>>543035380wtf is wrong with Finemo?
>get night owl before summer camp>it procs 4 times before I even get the chance to go to the infirmary (i.e. every day)Literally -10 energy for spending a day resting without anything I can do about it. This game can go fuck itself.
summer spe waki and heso combo prpr
is spurt just useless this cm? if so, what skils should i bring for an end closer? i'm thinking of bringing let's pump some iron, red shift and maybe shooting for victory
>>543035528>is spurt just useless this cm?yeppers since late race starts on a corner
roast my uma, i need sweatlord opinions
I will never ever fucking get the Nice Nature Unique EpiphetWhat an absolute fucking shitshow of a title this is.
>>543035528Those are all of the accels you get for an End Closer yes.
>>543034382
>>543035649>no medium s>not max speed>outer post prof?? long shot?? lone wolf??brother what are you doing
>>543035649you have no midrace skills, you'll be passed by someone's TT Pacer going into late race
>>543033745they do put a little more effort into the writing after a certain point, after like 50 or so careers that are literally just that.
>>543033737I bet Maru still listens to Metalica and thinks Sandman is the coolest hippest song ever
>>543034689Fuji Kiseki ~kinda~ has that sort of role in New Era, but it's mostly just implied. We don't really get a look at the training side of things in that movie.
>>543034757
>better to have an MLB SR than a LB0 SSRBUT WHAT IF I DON'T HAVE MY SR AT MLB EITHER? DID YOU EVER FUCKING THINK ABOUT THAT GAME?
>>543034757ASS Striker
>Three borrows>All three borrows get the greens I need to activate Groundwork>11* Groundwork spark doesn't proc in all three of them...
>>543035781what are the mid race skills for a front runner?
>>543033745(*) Based on a true story
>>543034689NPC uma like Light Hello and Sugar Light seem too bitter about their circumstances to go into coaching.
>>543034824>imagenamefagging in current yearI apologize for enjoying my break at work by browsing 4chan on my phone
Why did they limit horse loans to 3? Every frustrating element of the game becomes 10 fold because of it.
>>543035929>corner adept, playtime's over, tail held high>front corners/straights
DO NOT THE HROSIES !! DONT
>>543035725
>>543035983Apparently it feeds directly into their profits by making it so limited since it makes you roll for shit so that your own horses can stand on their own better. Which ignores that all the 9* borrows are either leviathans in spending, or they're just straight up botting until they get the result they want.
>>543035980>2007+18>using an iphonei shiggy diggeri hope you yabba dabba dont do that
>>543035649Why aren't you picking the fast-paced skill during training? Its one of s maru's events.
>non standard distance spark from winning Takarazuka Kinenwow
>>543036148i'm just waiting for the auto campaign QoL from japan, then i'll do serious parent farming cus fuck doing this right now
We post horny art regularly, can we post some romantic art now? I love the way suzuka sits here.
>>543036303Thats so cute
Has anyone here ever actually succeeded at the strength chakra?
how do I raise a good front runner parent for my summer murazensky?
>>543036303I don't like romantic art showing a girl with a man who isn't me. I don't mind yuri though (they're just friends), I could post that if you're fine with it.
>>54303630399% of 4chan has no idea what romance is beyond putting a benis into a vajayjay
>>543036218Please tell me there's at least one doujin where Tachyon pisses on Cafe's coffee and makes her drink it I need a very degenerate jerk off session to keep me from doing it for a week or so
>>543036303
>>543036218
>>543036463In my defense all sex I've ever had I paid for at soaplands so how to get to that point without financial transactions is a mystery to me.
>>543036148How would the retarded nips even measure that?
>Do the Radio Nikkei Sho on Maruzensky with a high race bonus deck>+84 SP, +4 all stats, Mood Up, Hot TopicSo that's what my runs were missing
>>543036285How reliable is it? Won't the machine pick the wrong thing to train too often?
>>543036557>tail wrapped around the legpeak romance
did someone ask for more hornyposting
why can't I date the reporter so she can write hit pieces on other umas?
>>543036557HORSE TAILS CAN'T WRAP AROUND THINGS HORSE TAILS ARE 90% HAIR
>>543035823I always wondered what this wedge thing in the uniform is supposed to be. Like, is it an underblouse? Part of the uniform top itself and sewn in?
>>543036557Horse tail doesn't work like that.
>>543036951>HORSE TAILS CAN'T WRAP AROUND THINGSWell they could but they would unwrap immediately
>>543036460For me I just tend to enjoy uma x uma more because it's (character I like) x (character I like) instead of (character I like) x (boring blank space). Autism is one hell of a drug.
what the HELL are you doing
>>543036951>>543037001anons underestimate the power of LOVE
I hope they will implement sparks reroll on half anni. I'm tired of farming parents as is
These are my only two 9*s. Which one would be better to put as borrow?Currently it's the Teio and she gets like 5 borrows a day generally
>>543036951it's trainer that entangled his leg around her tail, not natie controlling her tail
>>543036951implying anyone here has ever seen a horse skeleton
So it seems blockers CAN beat maru in test rooms huh?
>>543037118When did it get implemented in jp?
>>543037086debuffing your ass so she can win the race
>>543037196uma tails are magic tailjob machines
>>543037224is it still bakushin
>>543037161Ryan, and it's not even close
>>543036218>>543036580something about cafe using the chipote chillón makes me chuckle
>>543036460>I don't like romantic art showing a girl with a man who isn't me.This is extremely funny to me.
>>543036128
>>543037430
>>543037430ANON, THE ADVERTISERS!!!
>>543037430IS THAT-
>>543036303I really like seeing glimpses of Gold Ship's femininity through her whimsical exterior. It's an extra special treat since you rarely see it.
>>543037430ARE THOSE
What are our expectations for the half-anniversary patch? What QoL could we see
spechan is so fucking hot bros
>>543037390
>>543037336>chipote chillón
>>543037430Wh- b- th- the community guidelines! Cygames will hear of this!!
Is it ever worth using a borrow to parent farm?
>>543037430damn her mouth big no wonder she can eat so much
>>543037674
>>543036303Angry apple sex.
>run is going well>it's time for spechud to give me her special>agemasen'd>fuck>akikawa comes in clutch and gives me bofaI love you director-sama, at least it didn't take me a billion runs for my Leo pace ace.
>>543037617
>>543037608Special Fatass
>>543037430uh dude??
>>543038085>no accel skills>2 golds + 950 stamlol
>>543037430yeah same but only like thishttps://files.catbox.moe/yqbtij.png https://files.catbox.moe/drszxk.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/j9vkc7.png
>>543038195First one's dead link though
>>543037430Suzu-chan has to keep the umas wet while I recover from my refractory period
>>543038108>I didn't raise a WHORE for a daughter!
>>543038195fag
>>543038089
>>543038085Your shooting for victory? Your red shift?The pace chasers I've seen winning rooms all have 900+ power, you should probably aim for that
Alright, quit being horny /uma/.
I like how the Japs call her tanhoiza
>>543038195I understand why it's there with so many female characters, but I really with there wasn't so much futa in Uma porn.
>>543038360>some anon goes "lets not be horny but be cute and post romance stuff for once!">of course there is one autistic freak that has to go "HAHA LOOK AT MY PORN"fucking third worlders i swear to god
>>543030546Remember, it's not gay if you're underway. Also remember to always fuck your junior enlisted sailors
>recording TT stats to get ready for AoharuI knew my medium team was ass but holy shit
Uma's make me so horny.
>>543038195Good taste anon, that's one of the few good publicly active futa artists.
>>543038261yeah i dont know whyuploading it again produces the same error but now it workshttps://files.catbox.moe/yx5n82.png
>>543038451There should be a gacha about collecting futas
>>543038195normally I would complain about this but at least it's not the fucking egregious horsecock shit that uma gets a ton of
>>543035983It becomes 10 borrows a day close to the 1 year mark, and I think Japan is at 50 now
Oguri Cap careers without a single instance of slow metabolism are non-canon
>>543038568Mister cock and balls wouldn't do that
I'm honestly glad borrows are still at 3. If it was 5, I'd be forcing myself to play more just to minmax parent farming
>>543038617I mean, if ANY animal would have a horsecock...
>>543038463Ramonu has that mature look like she's of those ladies always in a nightdress or lounge dress and is always doing THAT...
>>543038537Uma Musume is a spreadsheet game
>>543038808and then there is cucks like this anon as well
>>543038618Close to the 1 year mark sounds very far away.>>543038085I got swinging maestro in 1/5 finished runs (one I just gave up because the game fucked me too hard) Creek is literally an agemasen card for me.
>>543036148>all the 9* borrows are either leviathans in spending, or they're just straight up botting until they get the result they want.Everyone should have a 9* now that we're four months in.
>>543037224If you can block the whole CM 4 final corner you are just an ace
>>543038885My luck is just that bad.
>>543038192>>543038325>accelerationit's going to be fine, last corner is a battle for the front runners it's the last straight where she's going to win I'm coping
>>543037086How do people get so many skill points? I'm not even close to this even with Aoi and running a few races
>>543038568Who's that Japanese artist on Twitter that almost exclusively draws art of CB?
>>543038885this is your brain on metafaggotry
>>543037608Calm down Suzuka
>>543037863If I don't feel like making aces that day yeah. I only have 1 3* stamina parent so if I want a strong parent I have to borrow another 3*.
>>543038367yeah because that's how tannhauser was transliterated
>>543038319
>>543038617some of the old nip horsecocks stuff is good, but it's from the era when the community ate itself alive over porn, so you have to look through kemono.cr archives of old discord servers and shit because all the artists' public pages got taken down
>>543038736Much harder to stay motivated for parent runs, rather than going for an ace or even just to improve TT rank. At least with the latter 2, in the back of my head I know that a good run could give me a new "personal best" for that uma. parent runs can just give you jack shit even if you do everything as you should. And even if you make mistakes in a parent run, you can still just get lucky and have something usable.
>>543038537>>543038838I also did this for like 2 days before I realised I wasn't autistic enough
when does Straightaway Adept become bufed so it's not shit? I know it happens at some point.
>>543029251>NOOOO please don't teio me please I'm sorry
>>543037863Yes because even in a scenario where luck kinda fucked you, you still have an objectively better parent because of what one of the grandparents is.
>>543038838I've been meaning to setup my own db to keep track of sparks, both borrowed and my own
>>543039227Suzuka's baby...
this place is bad for my wallet i had a clear plan of future umas to roll and /uma/ made me roll for every single new uma with at least 10 rolls each, i will be poor by the time dia-san arrives
>>543036463who cares90% of 4chan doesn't know anything about sex beyond penis in hole but we still post about it
>>543039324That's because you're retarded and don't understand how money works, not because of anyone else.
>>543039092
>>543039095Luckily they do eventually implement not only spark rerolling, but the ability to just increase the star count of a spark through event items (but only of blue/red/green skills) so if you have a parent that is good but stuck at 2 stars, hold on to it, it'll be a 3 one day.
>>543039071I just think it's a cute spelling/pronunciation of something traditionally pronounced more mutedly, no need to jump down my throat anon
You know what time it is
>>543038885Not all 9* are equal
Teio's ult ever worth grabbing? She's one of my few 9* legacies, other than a few Pasas.
>>543028448SNIIIIIIIIIIIFF
Why hasn't anyone let Nice Nature know how bad she smells?
>>543039559its extremely inconsistent so no
>>543038367>>543039071I could swear Tannhauser was pronounced semi-correctly in Gundam SEED Destiny since that's the name of the Minerva's positron cannon. But then the director of that show is fluent in english so he probably directed them how to say it.
I think Fuji Kiseki is bugged. She always procs the same recreation events in the same order and she doesn't fail infirmary. 37 runs.
>>543039559ults are so expensive that you only want to take the really good ones, you'll use teio if she has good affinity regardless of her uniquein other words, her unique sucks, but that's not why you should/shouldn't pick her
>>543039559I think it's okay for non-fronts
>Dirt Derby>Smaller purse than a G2Dirters are truly the most oppressed race.
>>543039160GENTLE SEX WITH GENTLE WIFE
>>543028448Do people actually have feet that have a difference in length of 0.5cm?
uuuooohhh sweep tosho im also gonna make you all mine if you dont share your drink with me uuuooohhh sweet sweet tosho T o T
>>543039227Really fucked up that I masticated to the Uma Musume belly stuffing compilation multiple times
>>543039446
shut up cunnyfag
>>543039559It's the same as Rudolf's and Oguri's in strength but not as easy to proc, so can be good on styles that want to do a lot of overtaking on the final straight like Lates and Ends.
>>543039471my bad on the tone bwo
>>543039652No wait nevermind, I checked it on YT, they totally say Tenhoiza there too, I'm being gaslit by my own memories.
Is there a skill tier list for TT anywhere? I suddenly can't break 500k points this week.
Doto when
>>543039261It sucks big time. I still have over 100 I need to enter. >BorrowedOH NO NOW I HAVE TO CATALOG THE 40 BORROWS TOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Is Summer Spe or Brian better as End Closer? Or should I just run them both as LSFast & Furious is simply too expensive to buy, and I can't really go Power Ticket because I need 4/1 + Tazuna
Thanks Vodka
>>543039758
>>543036303Granny love
>>543037430Stepped out for a bit and got hit with a wonderful reply. Say hello to the gulag for me
sweep pea
are there any optional races you guys do on your smaru runs?
>>543039883I've been using this https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oB3eTvKqREtJDWJL0q80O_VjBcpOmRl5xE0z5fZKgFY/edit?gid=148688425#gid=148688425.
>>543039972Happy birthday, anon.
Think 800 stamina is possible with this deck and 14 stamina sparks?
>>543040069only when no good training and and if it has a chance at giving a groundwork green
>>543039972tomboy love
Why does Oguri Cap, the largest of them, not simply eat the other racers?
>>543040169depends on the uma
>>543039972happy birthday champ
>>543040069Of course, doing a race is better than some shitty 0 rainbow training.
>>543040170how do i know which ones give groundwork green, i'm guessing if its right handed, has non standard distance etc
>>543039974
>>543040069Take the Fukushimapill in Classic Summer>>543040239Tachyon, so no stamina growths. Biwa gives Hanshin Racecourse so in a pinch the requirements can be lowered to 760
>>543040275Is that a nitro box from Crash Bandicoot?
>>543040169yes but you're probably not capping speed
>>543040386yes it is
>>543040069kikuka sho if the run allows it, and the classic year Japan cupsprinter stakes if there is no rainbow on that day, which seems to be common in my runs for some reason
>>543040457
>>543040229Because the only thing Oguri loves more then eating is racing against strong opponentsShe can't do that if she eats them
>>543040457gyaru wife
>>543040380Considering tachyon has an innate recovery ult, you could probably go even lower
>>543040229>the largest of them,
>>543040562>>543040598picked the unclipped file oops
>>543040229The largest is Akebono
I wish my speed cards gave me a single double rainbow in the whole run, none, 0.How much stamina do you need for this CM, 900 and one gold aprox?I think if I highroll I might be able to do it without using stamina cards....Should I try 5 speed 1 stam with one stam parent and one power parent instead? I swear 4 spd are not enough or I am a lucklet
>>543040314
>6 mood down events>1 slacker event>1 night owl event>all in classic yearwhat the fuuuccckck
>>543040069Kikki Sho if I won the dahby and satsuki sho, queen elizabeth or mile championship depending
>>543040598
For friend points are there anything coming up to spend it on?
>>543040678god she is so cute!
>>543040665when will this giant cutie pie be available on global?
>>543040810director?
>>543040804Don't worry, you still have 2 runs before playing the game becomes pointless.
>>54304084014 november
>>543040840Just 1 more month.
>>543039674The richest purse itw is a dirt race. Saudi really pour unthinkable amount of money in all sort of things.
>>543040810gapmoe
>>543040808>Kikki Sho if I won the dahby and satsuki sho>ifYou can lose races in her career?
>>543026708Matikanefukukitaru desu
>>543040940>>543040962Holy shit. I hope I have enough after rolling for Meisho Doto.
>>543040678did the noddle beat her head in?
Shinko Windy is just Sweep Tosho with a physical build. This bitch is unhinged
>>543040665>>543040757Buonobwos...
Increase the borrow count you cunts
>>543040810
>>543040641I need her to be my hedge against double debuff comps so can't afford to get greedy unfortunately.
>>543039674Japan must stop oppressing dirt horses.
>>543036303I will post somewhat saddening art instead
I'm so close to making a good oguri cap but I'm out of daily borrows already, so frustrating
>>543039972Cake? Dunno. Seems pretty flat to me. I think you got robbed.
>>543035680Surely it can't be that diffi- ok nevermind what the fuck is this
Genuine question anons, do the chess pieces ever get some other use?I am stocking them but I dont know what for, I would love to spend them all to get matikanefukukitaru 3 stars and beyond.Any update to the shop that makes it worth to save them?
>>543041078Depending on if my umas sit in guts or not, I'll get 5th in the dahhhby sometimes
>>543039972Happy birthday!
>>543039674Japan just has a wierd obsession with turf races that most countries don't. I'm convinced Japan just loves RNG as a concept. Do you know why horse racing in Japan prefers turf over dirt? Because turf has more variables, there's less that's set in stone how the race is going to go because turf can vary wildly in firmness, dryness, etc The US uses dirt because dirt is always just dirt unless it rained, so the track is never a true variable (that and dirt is cheaper to maintain)https://www.twinspires.com/edge/racing/the-science-of-horse-racing-track-surfaces/
>>543041430Spending time and money on things controlled by RNG, couldn't be me.
>>543037608
https://x.com/futu11223344/status/1979128534150058336
>>543041296Yeah, I tried it once and kept winning or getting second. It sucks.
>>543041595chestnut hands wrote this
do you like gyarus?
>>543041595OF COURSE IT WAS WRITTEN BY A KAREN
I think Katsuragi Ace is really cool.
>>543041201Fukunap on the trainer office couch where she's squeezing you really tight and not letting you get up because you're her lucky charm
>>543041821I hate gyarus.
>>543041348Statues? They're really for increasing the rank of your favorites without having to roll. The problem is rolling is the only really reliable way to get statues in any real numbers.
>>543041430>Because turf has more variables, there's less that's set in stone how the race is going to go because turf can vary wildlyEven the ground itself is paved with gambling...
>>543041839>>543041710how new are you retards
>>543041935Yes, unironically. Like I said, there's 2 reasons we do dirt here in the States. The first is dirt is cheap, you just need to unclump it before races so that it doesn't cause issues. The second being it's a bullshit variable that has nothing to do with the horse or the skill of the jockey.
>>543041348I just rolled and sparked Gold City and have enough statues to 3 star all of my umas. Do it. There's no harm in it, except your uma getting stronger.
>>543041296I wonder if someone out there crunched the exact stat numbers needed to get 3rd in specific G1s to get her Epithet, or if they just spammed G1s until they happened to get lucky with 3 3rd places
Nip horses mostly suck on dirt though, does that mean nip horses have trouble winning without RNG?
>>543041878Same. I wonder if she's actually good.
>>543042185>Nip horses mostly suck on dirt thoughYeah because most of them don't train on it, go figure.
>>543030956it would be hot if she was smiling. I'm a sadist but I want a proper painslut who enjoys it. I don't wanna feel like I'm kicking a puppy.quick edit, look how much a small curve of the mouth changes the feel
>>543042180The secret strategy might be to yell out loud "BOY I'M GOING TO MAKE MY ACE NATTIE RIGHT NOW" before starting the career to trick the game into giving you shitty results.
>>543040792
>>543041878Yeah, Mr C.B.'s number 1 jobber is really cool.
>>543042368
Teio is for love
>>543041225sad but still cute
>>543042267They have dirt courses in Japan. you'd think they train on them before trying foreign dirt courses. I guess Japanese are just retarded afterall, since dirt courses are all the same everywhere.
I hate this event even more than Palmer drive bys
>>543042267It's kinda funny that Agnes Digital performing well on both dirt and turf is a big part of her characterization, while any American horse aiming to run the triple crown races HAS to run on both. Hell, the Canadian triple crown has three surfaces, one for each race (tapeta, turf, and dirt).
>>543042180>exact stat numbers neededEven if such a thing did exist, doing this AND THEN transforming her into an uma good enough to get 320,000 fans when you've been sabotaging your run until, at the very earliest, April Classic would take some doing.
>>543040169is MLB'ing Biwa worth it? all she does is drain your energy
>>543042185Forever Young is the current best dirt horse in the world though.
>>543042646>tapetaYeah I didn't even go into synthetic surfaces because that's a whole other beast, but the article I linked talks about it.
>>543041821what a silly question
this is probably due to it being early, but I haven't been impressed by any SMaru in Leo rooms so far. they all seem good but not great. I've seen monster Seiun Sky's though
Why does is nobody caring about Leo cup?
Dirt = Anal preferenceTurf = Vaginal preferenceFront Runner = Missionary preferencePace Chaser = Head Over Heels preferenceLate Surger = Reverse Cowgirl preferenceEnd Closer = Prone Bone preference
>>543042757
>>543042547why is Teio always so sexually aggressive in fanart when she doesn't really act like that in either the game or the anime
>>543042792And oral?
>triple rainbow training>on 2% failure>on hopeful stakes day>fuck it lets do it >miss out on hopeful stakes
>>543042916Synthetic
>>543042851Her extra training even is very mildly yan.
>>543042792h-huh?!
>>543042948You still believe in Nature, right?
>>543042995My favorite is the image of Rudolf holding the cutie of herself.
>>543042792>Taiki has dirt and turf preference>head over heelsOh my winner!
>>543042547Mindbroken Teio...
>>543042792Damn, Urara is a total pervert
>>543028389left is more borrowable but honestly only borrowed by stupid peoplea single groundwork spark and only 4 medium stars and no medium on the parent uma is just not good enough
>>543042792>maya, oguri and digitan are fine with anything with some perferences>meek is the biggest pervert in tracenNaruhodo
>>543042792>Golshi>Prone bone>Not Amazon>Nature >Reverse cowgirl>Not missionaryNonsensical.
>>543042948The lowest fail chance I got was 2% and the highest pass chance I got was at the turn before URA Finals at 99%.
>>543043129Also good.
>>543042727She has some huge training gains if you can tank the energy drain, yeah. Also one of the stronger power cards with stamina bonus on training which is why I picked her, along with Hanshin Racecourse on hints.She saw a lot of use in frontrunner decks for Cancer Cup for these reasons
>>543043340No I meant the other one people post, not the one that's from the arcade screen. The one where she's standing at like a 45 degree angle and hugging it.
>>543042368I agree. I never really got the whole "I want the other person to be miserable" thing that some people are into. Beating the shit out of a woman should be a good time for everyone involved.
>>543042792El Condor Pasa bros...
>>543043340
You know, it would fine if I was raped by McQueen
>>543043340Her greed sickens me
>>543042995another one to the collection
>got kicked due to making antisemitic remarkswtf danchou
>>543043290Meek is a very proper uma!
>>543039973digitan thighs....
When are we getting official merch? https://x.com/gsc_kahotan/status/1979096542712602626?s=46&t=NrOL9ErNxL3qSy9yPwlb3A
>>543043656
>>543042646All three legs of the American triple crown are on dirt? Is there some qualifier on turf or something?
>>543043629Roguish, greedy Fuji...
>>543042792None of the dirtcels have sex
>>543043849sexwithfuji
>>543043472>pervert enough to enjoy this stuff>bleeding heart enough that a sizable portion of it weirds me outIt's a curse, to be sure. I just don't like the implication of some broader misery beyond the sexual context
>>543035649>bought restlessbro?
>>543042995Crane instantly dropped 2 three stacks upon lifting them up
>>543040810the good city
>>543043698Would a proper uma let herself be this vulnerable around another uma's trainer?
>>543042792Licking Daiwa's and Super Creek's feet while railing them...
Leave the Mejiro bloodline to us
>>543042185They also sucked in turf too to be fair. Their overhyped glue-dodgers ain't nowhere close to Irish potato farmer's draft horses.
>>543042792...
>>543043935LET ME TRAIN HAPPY MEEKLET ME GIVE HER THE URA FINALE SHE DESERVES
>>543026514>>543042368Kill yourself pajeet shitskin your lineage comes from cow dung waste of oxygen
>>543043896Asking Fuji to act feral...
>>543042646what the fuck are you talking about
ATTENTION /uma/Horsehttps://files.catbox.moe/rlsb7r.mp4
>>543044002Ah i forgot distance. I'll come up with something to attribute to it next time.
>>543040768Opinions vary on how much you're worried about debuffers. Floor is 850+1 gold recommended is 900+ 1-2 gold. Problem is going to be balancing your lack of wit and other skills
>>543044009Taigi Raep dess :DDD
>>543044110horses are very cute
>>543044002Wtf are those growths
>>543043935okay, I get taking off your bra for comfort, but leaving it out in plain sight is kinda sus
>>543042640I havent gotten mood down in a while with this event. maybe RNG just simply screwed you out, happens to the best.>palmer drive bysheh, now I can picture Palmer shooting (you)r energy up like a black gangsta
>>543026726
>>543044048I feel the same but it's not them that came up with ryona
>>543044110He looks active
Kneel peasants! Kneel!
>>543044110
>>543044213you prefer these?
>>543041821love em
>>543044231I've gotten it 3 times in a row now. Admittedly one of them I only had 300 power but the fact you can bust your back with power that high enrages me.
>>543044295Sadly Taiki Shuttle, his roommate at the stables, passed away in 2022. He still has a cat who lives on the farm as a friend though.
>>543044048anon the vast majority of women are sexually submissive and genuine dominatrixes are like 0.1% of the population (with even most of THEM being switches who just dom for the money), meanwhile even "vanilla" women enjoy spanking, hair pulling, light choking, love bites, etc. don't even get me started on bloodplay being vastly woman dominated, there's a reason true crime shit is 90% female dominated. I wish you luck in finding a dommy mommy who won't look down on you for wanting the shit kicked out of you, but the reality is it's way more common for dudes to be S and women to be M.
>>543044110sweet doto
>>543043290>>543043698>>543043935just realized Meek isn't a marecharacter = ruined
>>543043958The Satonos are inherently more fertile than those stuck up pansies
>>543044110guy filming this is a crossdressing faggot
>>543044095>>543043782Brain glitch, oops. I was right about the Canada one at least? Sorry for gaslighting my bwos...
>>543043916i'm guessing it's bad/mediocre due to the first uphill in the track making her unique trigger too early during the mid race right? bought it moreso to cushion debuffers
>>543041430America is literally the only major racing country in the entire world where dirt is the main surface and turf is secondary.
>>543044609>financial dominationkek
>>543043656shouldnt have joined a discord club desu
>>543044772It's bad because it's 360 skill points that you could have spent on some mid race skills
I belong to Mejiro, don't try and tempt me
>>543044669wow video ruined thanks a lot
>>543044669And yet he got to see Doto and I didn't
>>543044830>American umas overwhelmingly prefer analwhat does this mean...
>>543044609Did the doctor offer to euthanize you when he told your parents how bad your autism was
>>543044609>I wish you luck in finding a dommy mommy who won't look down on you for wanting the shit kicked out of you, but the reality is it's way more common for dudes to be S and women to be M.NTA but this is why I've gotten good at choking and hitting myself.
>>543044850Isn't 800 + 2 the minimum to live against both your opponents bringing NN though?
>>543044239thanks I am now fully erect
>>543043908
>>543044609>Schizo wall of text completely irrelevant I don't know how you got the idea I'd care for a dommy mommy, redditor retard, but that's not what I want.And neither do I want to hurt my loved one, if the bitch wants to be choked spanked etc she is already a subhuman and not my soulmate. Kill yourself
>>543028881i laugh everytime i see this stupid image of oguri now. this thread lives in my head
>>5430449961200 +2 golds against 4 debuffers
>>543044902put this on to see doto
>>543044669What does that have to do with Doto? We're appreciating Doto
>>543044960Please don't Carradine yourself, Cafefag...
>>543045027>And neither do I want to hurt my loved one, if the bitch wants to be choked spanked etc she is already a subhuman and not my soulmateI'm sorry you're gay, literally nothing hotter than biting a girl's neck while her legs wrap around you
>>543045085I don't have the waist to pull off that skirt.
>>543044843it was a discord club that's how I know why I got kicked in the first place
>>543044669whocare post more doto faggot
>>543035649Ideally you'd like 900 stamina and one gold, having stamina proof front is meaningless if the guy who gasses cucks you out of angling
>>543044609>pedophilia>not a trianglefake graph
>>543044080boy girl like her are the most dangerous of all
>>543045081Ok but the average room is only going to have 2 debuffers like in Taurus. You shan't be getting me this time gaslight-san
>>543044830So dirt racing is kinda like the handegg of the horse racing world
>>543044669I bet you look good in skirt too you spiteful faggot.
>>543045218Kek still got beaten by Summer Maru for the lead.
>>543044048doto would say that
>>543044996it would be incredibly rare for you to get hit by both murmurs and also incredibly rare for completing 100% of the spurt to matterevery CM people drastically over stam their umas and then post screenshots of someone beating their obese horse like "how did I lose wtf"the odds of you eating 4 murmurs + 3 front debuffs isn't 0, but it's not 100% Now, would you rather build your horse to survive an extreme edge case, or would you rather build your horse to consistently beat 95% of opponents? 850 with SM is fine, more power and more wit. Rare for medium S to matter for front.. it's a nice bonus but don't sweat it on a front runner because if you aren't in first by the time the speed stat actually matters you're going to lose anyway
>>543045312Have you seen the kinds of things people post about Mayano and Teio here anon? It's a bitter pill, I know
>>543045218>If you're in the first half of the pack (but not in the lead) with 1000 m remaining, your speed will increase
>>543044609>white people>full on male-preferredgrim
>>543044609wow im not that taboo
>>543045312I may be a pedophile but at least I'm not a fag.
>>543044609lol this is very untrue actually. theres a huge amount of women out there who will be domme in the bedroom if you ask the right way. the issue is that most women keep this shit locked down 100% because they know men will go wild if they sniff even a hint of it, and also the way that women relate to being dominant is not exactly how most guys expect it at first.
>>543045427anon...
Are we cutieposting again?>>543045484Based armpit enjoyer
>>543045174You're a virgin ranjeet, you have no idea what that is. Stop watching hentai and gooning.
>>543031053I'd be fun to throw all the sweatlords together in a pit for the finals but that wouldn't quite work with the reward structure.Personally I'm content to walk to my finals and revel in the few matches with other tryhards I bump into along the way (often in Round 2, though sometimes in Round 1 too). And I'm pretty sure they see me, too.
>play horse girl game>not into ponyplay are there really people like this?
>>543045312>dubbing your favrite annie may is almost as bad as mindbreakChecks out
>>543045279restless or maestro?
Uma Musume General.
>>543045441This and again, your front being first is more important than it surviving debuffs. If your front gasses while being first it trades 1-1 with every other front in the race.You should at best build your front to survive 1 and half perfect debuffs
Uma musume honestly has some of the best armpits of any franchise I've enjoyed.
>>543045689i never got ponyplay. unironically how do you get that fetish, were you born into the british aristocracy?
>>543045595Smug little shit.
>>543045745meant for >>543044609
>>543042778It's mid
>>543045797Someone needs to get in touch with that artist and let him know he drew bakushin's breasts slightly too big, to the point where it's off-model. I'm confident that once this is pointed out, he'll rectify it ASAP.
>>543045546>nd also the way that women relate to being dominant is not exactly how most guys expect it at first.being a pillow princess is not being dominant. bitches wanting a service top to do all the work doesn't make them a dominatrix, it makes them fat and lazy (which the vast majority of women are, unfortunately)
>>543042778>why does is nobodyesl chan
>>543044609I'm a little to close to the right..
>>543044854>paku pakumore like pako pako
>>543045979>more men than women are overweight in general>slightly less obeseI don't like fat chicks either and I take care of my weight, but c'mon. Pot, kettle, nigger. PEOPLE are fat.
>>543045979>4% more than normal is the "vast" majorityYeah okay.
>>543042778I already won my Triple Crown, it's time for me to sit back and relax a bit
>>543046095
>>543046145Wife.
>>543042778>grinding for S.maru>following youtuber stat requirements>have to make a different GoldShip since spurt and regen don't work>other skills don't work>only 2 weeks away
The emperor is having a shitty week
>>543045452>>543045514you can be a pedophile and not be a fagyou cant be a fag freak and not a pedophile
>>543045795>>543045441Umalator says a Maru with these stats finishes the race with around 290 HP, how many Natures' worth of debuffs is that?
>>543046273How do I get a natty like Nice Natty
>>543045828>i never got ponyplay. unironically how do you get that fetish, were you born into the british aristocracy?it's like petplay or puppy play except you actually make the bitch work instead of being a lazy housepet. "uwu I'm just a poor little puppy girl give me a collar and feed me and pet me and rub my belly" no bitch you're doing hurdles now start running
>>543044110Horse anatomy is weird. Apparently their entire lower half of the leg is equivalent to our finger and their knee is more like our knuckle. It doesn't translate in the way you think it would anatomy-wise.
>>543042792Sasuga Grass Wonder
>>543046370And Murmur to Umamusume 2 and run it again.
>>543036951Uma musume tails go up when they're startled so clearly they do work like that
I'm the one responsible for the Nice Nature posting from day 1 of global release.I feel partially to blame for her popularity here.
>>543046297>>other skills don't worklike what
women are retarded
>>543046267>sound part is a very efficient opus file>loads INSTANTLY>>543046095>is a disgustingly bloated mp4 file>takes forever to load, or never loads up at allwhen will you tech illiterate faggots learn this very simple lesson?>HUR DUR this way people can get the full thing as well!!learn to name your shit properly so people can search the source video, no one goes through the effort of decrypting the fucking filename to get the link to the mp4>hur dur click the hidden away button in the sound playlist thingnot a thing in XT, so your point is already mood for most people, not to mention the majority that isn't using sound shit period
>>543046479Her story is nice, her personality is likeable, and she's cute.
>>543042778>Why does is
>>543046479Maintaining the Nice Nature agenda is our top priority
What the fuck? This is in A-rank TT. What could that "No. 1 Fav" possibly be based on?
>>543046160>I don't like fat chicks either and I take care of my weight, but c'mon. Pot, kettle, nigger. PEOPLE are fat.you're forgetting that the normal range for women is wayyyyyy fatter than the normal range for men. a woman can have like 20 to 25% body fat and still be "normal" obese women are literal landwhales, a woman can eat like garbage and STILL not be overweight or obese yet they still manage to be fucking veruca salt walking balls
>>543036303Horsegirl riding sidesaddle is a mental layering I am just not prepared to take on on a Friday.
>>543046423>and their knee is more like our knuckle.No it's explicitly our wrist, pic related
>>543046370stam debuffs are percentage max hp
>>543046537Complain about the REAL annoying shit>sound is an MP3>in 2025>when the source audio was already an AAC/opus that could've been used as is.Or>10-bit VP9>CPU screaming>phone won't playAlso kek stay mad who cares.
>>543046479you avatarfaggots are gay and cringe but Neicha is cute so you get the pass
>>543046479good, we need more Nature content here
>>543042778you might have noticed that a lot of people were just slotting TT shitters in CM3. The novelty has just worn off and since the rewards weren't even increased it's unironically more worth it to grind fans for danchud than it is tryharding for CM
>>543037086EVERYTHING
>>543046537Try living somewhere that gets real internet, pedro.
>>543046439Seems like double murmur or murmur + eyes and a single set of subdued + flustered brings you down to 51 HP
>>543046765i dont think you know what an avatarfag is
>>543046639that is due to testosterone making your muscles bigger and heavier, women have low muscle mass which means they have more body fat, it doesnt mean they eat more than men do (on average women eat 500 kcal less than men per day)
>>543046686>horses balance 500kg of weight on 3-4 of those thin stumpssuper interesting, plus it obviously explains why race horses constantly break their shit and die in response.
>3rd career in a row where Creek doesn't finish her event chainCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>543046509Straight DescentHighlander(might just proc early)
>>543045772
>>543046639Your point? Do you want a lean muscular woman? I don't. She should be kinda squishy. They give better hugs. Also, are you retarded?>boobs>close to 100% fat>ass>more fat than a dude's assYes, cum for brains, even a "healthy" woman will have more bodyfat than a man of similar build.
>>543046686I see their foot is basically a gigantic middle finger.
>>543046872they're also like 5 to 6 inches shorter dude. a 6'3 man eats more than a 5'8 manlet too, this is basic thermodynamics
>>543046537the funny part is that I am the one that made both of those (as in made the files not the posts) using almost the same steps, the diffrence being that one I got from youtube and the other from twitter
I'm getting closer... these careers take so fucking long man.
>>543046876socca boi nyooo...
>>543046807>Nice Nature>just act natural
>>543042778who is nobody? CM2 sucked and CM3 was a bigger deal being the first mile and big meta shakeup with front runners. Leo is coming fast but it's still going to be the main topic and the new scenario
What the fuck did i just play against I only went 3-2
>>543046969which makes the fact nearly 70% of women are overweight or obese even more embarrassing. they already have way more leeway to be fat than men
>>543046537>>>/g/>>543046532>>>/r9k/>>543046363>>>/lgbt/>>543046872>>543046160>>>/fit/>>543045828>>>/soc/>>543045392>>>/fa/
>>543045943SSR Pal card when
my life improved so much since I stop caring about farming fans for my danchou
>>543047040yes, but accounting for size women would eat about the same amount as men of equal build
>>543046869oh shit here we go, let's pretend that's not what you are
very artistic bread>>543047340>>543047340>>543047340
>>543047241>>>/trash/
>>543046876>>543047018We bred them that way. Look at draft horses by comparison, big thick feet and chunky motherfuckers because their muscles are made for strength, not speed.
>>543042778Isn't it really far away?
>>543047284sucking him off instead isn't any better
>>543047069yeah same here. i use cobalt.tools for twitter and downr.org for youtube. if i have to modify the video i use h264 since whatever the webm mode does always makes the filesize a lot higher
>>543044609>futa is gender neutralHuh
>>543048173freud was right about penis envy
>>543044609>More Female-preferred>Brutality, executions, blood, creepy/horror, mindbreak, rapeplay, humiliation, receiving painGuh
>>543048173A futa gacha would go crazy
>>543048375>I have feminine tastefeels weird man
>>543044609>sex with your own dead bodywhat the fuck is wrong with women?
