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lovey-dovey rough sex with horsegirls
My parents aren't coming together, it's beyond over
I wanna huggle snuggle this granny
leave those 6 different retarded and pointless arguments in the last thread please
>3rd 5th place in the career
>>543047340>Cinderella GrayOhhhhh nice someone finally fixed it>subject still has a space in UmamusumeAaaaaaa
DOTO SOON!
Is it bad for affinity if the grandparents on a borrow match up with my own parent/grandparent?
when do they up the borrow limit? first anni?
Digitan LOVE
>>543047412I get that, I get that. I'm just saying that it's interesting and all, all the more impressive that these abused and breed to fuck creatures still work at all.
What the fuck did i just play againstI only went 3-2
>>543047532yeah you get 0 base
>>543047479
>so used to using rudolf for parent/fan farming>try doing a run to see if I can get her hybrid version>can't get stats over 700>still got a ton of G1s and 400k+ fanshow do you run this uma again
Remember not to fall for double gold recovery psyophttps://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/#H4sIAAAAAAAAA62Qy2rDMBBF%2F%2BWuFRjJj8TaZVkKpZBl6ULEE1fEtowlEUrIvxc5xqbPVXeHy4zmHl1xdHH0%2FFBDS6qoFOi96YaWPXRBJOCZa2hVyqIqsm1WCUTPz84%2FMg%2FQYYwsMJoj13yCvqJzLo0LNKOLfXpV4MImvPE4sWfjXT9NBNvxPGpqTvfpJhA7I9NDLoaTDakXJFFOCgJ%2BmMpINRULprO9mfZIYHCXdGKXuInBQ2cJL9bXroPO7yujCdy8Q%2BPJNgyB2vpg%2BiPvh2BDTC1wSIfieDKf0j3W9a%2Fx2bath36BTE0lBBRJtZuh2Eq83sXUN7GSSP4upn4Wy%2F8SO3B%2FdvH%2F1YhKuhvRtlphM%2BMuW2HJ8hWWrFhhzqQsFlAzlHKBTfq%2B2wfmk9%2FvqQIAAA%3D%3D
>>543047635>Agnes Digital -> Digi-tanSurely this means that an Agnes Analog would have to be nicknamed Analtan. Right? RIGHT?!
>>543047532>>543047734No that's only if the grandparents match the trainee. If the grandparents are the same in both parent families or if your parent is the grandparent in the other family, it is fine.
Well /uma/ Its been a pleasure posting with you but I am absolutely not doing this clownshow gacha so good luck gaslighting each other In the end a CM didnt filter me, the fucking website did
>>543047715
>>543047506Oh, Doto, your tits look HUGE and amazing today as well!
>>543047467Despite what doujins would have you believe, it's relatively rare to finish simultaneously. Say hi to your mom for me btw.
>>543047950>If the grandparents are the same in both parent families or if your parent is the grandparent in the other family, it is fineokay, that makes things easier
>this managed to get 1st with B distance for arima kinen
>>543047978i haven't seen this one yet, what the fuck
>>543047870>1.2k speed AND 1000 stamina just to barely live Yeah I don't know about this one chief, you'll tank your power too hard
>>543047870My Neicha with 850 and 2 Golds gassed out in a lobby with 4 other debuffers/hybrids after managing to clinch the lead. It's not a gaslight. She proc'd BofA mid-race too, not at the beginning.
>>543047950What if a grandparent on both sides is the exact same uma? As in from the same career?
>>543048103career arima kinen is piss easy
>>543048047Doto is tiny?
>>543048103I've seen Maruzensky get first with C long and similar stats multiple times. Mob umas are weak as shit.
>>543046587I want Creek to look at me like that
>>543047715Other way around, race horses are generally so fragile because they're pampered to an extreme and exist in and environment with no natural predators.Compare that to a non-racing horse that's given mostly hay and water, can be ridden for 50 miles in a day, and rarely get sick because they're made to be big and sturdy. They're divergent evolutionary designs. A racehorse will run from a threat, a draft horse will look at it and go "you think you're a danger to me? No you fucking aren't" so its biggest danger is colic.>>543048228Racehorses tend to be small in frame with little body fat.
so close to being useable
>>543048178Your other umas should be able to win if you run against 4 debuffers. Also, you aren't racing against a front if they run 4 debuffs so just pace them
>>543048335>>543048201i've been trying to get to 700 speed 600 stam for senior year Arima Kinen but looks like i really don't need it
>>543048197It doesn't matter as long as you aren't making Tachyon be a grandparent for Tachyon for e.g.
>>543048016>The guys she told you not to worry about>>543048371I just think they're neat!
>>543047870remember to not fall for retarded gaslights like thesehttps://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/#H4sIAAAAAAAACq2QS2vDMBCE%2F8ucFVjJj8S65VgKpZBjyUHEG1c0towlEUrIfy9yHCd9nnr72NfM7Ak7FwfPDzW0pIpKgc6btj%2Bwhy6IBDxzDa1KWVRFtswqgej52flH5h46DJEFBrPjmvfQJ7TOpXGBZnCxS1cFjmzCKw8jezbedeNEsC1Po6bmpE9ngdgamQ65GPY2JF%2BQRDkpCPh%2BNCPVaCyY1nZm3COB3h2TxCpxE4OHzhIera9dC51fVgYTuHmHxpNtGAK19cF0O173wYaYXGCThOKwN5%2Bqa9zWv5bf7OHgoV8gk1MJAUVSrSYolhLbSzD1LVhJJH8Ppn4Olv8VbGO8%2Ff9gRCVd8tCyusFiwlV2g7vaQk2YyxkWd3htF3KGqS1lMYOaoJQzLO5waufXx%2BejxvZ8%2FgC%2FZcEK3AIAAA%3D%3D
>>543048103I won the arima kinen on fuji kiseki's career with C long
>>543048371Maybe if human start breeding athletes like race horses, they will soon evolve into a different subspecies. But I assume Big Doping will bring that plan down
>>543048047DOTO PUNCHU
>>543048510>all seeing eyes>Murmur twiceBwo...
>>543048429>Also, you aren't racing against a front if they run 4 debuffs so just pace themMy Teio got brocked and jobbed.
>>543048490So sparks will all proc as normal then? Good to know.
>>543048596Something something genetic science was thrown back decades after people had a fit over what the nazis were doing
>>543048667Ignore them, its just under-stamina gaslighters and over-stamina gaslighters shitposting. In truth, and like most narratives you see peddled here, the truth is somewhere in-between.
>>543048667Thrice*Anyway, seeing eyes won't hit your front... or your pace....
>>543047978Haven't got this one yet. The fuck is this
>>543047715This is the horse equivalent of gigachad.
>>543048748it's coming back soon, don't worry. They're just figuring how to make it so that (You) can't afford it.
>>543048178do you seriously think 4 debuffers will be a normal occurrence?
>>543048596Outside of 100 meter dash there isn't much that's useful in sprinting power, humans are built for endurance sports. And odds are if you're a really good sprinter, you have the genetic "it" factor on top of a lot of training.
waiting for all the umas I want…
>>543048906Work horses be like that. The chad puller vs the virgin runner.>>543048992I'm aware.>They're just figuring how to make it so that (You) can't afford it.>This new complex thing is hard to do, so it's expensiveWow so hard!
Might just just be the way I'm building her, but Amazon seems to be able to move up to mid around mid race pretty consistently in CM rooms, and is in position for either Pump or Shooting. Now if only her unique wasn't so difficult to trigger, I could snag some wins
I swear if flower cunny doesn't give me beeline for the 4th time...
>>543047467I'm sorry anon, lots of people have divorced parents nowadays
>>543048748>he hasn't heard about CRISPRJennifer Doudna is one of the greatest scientific minds of this century and barely anyone has heard of her because gene editing isn't "sexy" in the way AI is.
I'm not falling for the gaslight, I'm building a miler style uma (1200/700/900-1000/x/400+) and taking 2 golds, as Shiraoki-sama intended
>>543049276The point still stands and is important to mention. If it wasn't for people having a huge fit over their fucked up experiments we could be a lot further at this point, instead companies and people have to figure their way through bureaucratic red tape bullshit to get back to the point we were at after WW2.
>>543047715https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Withers
Not what I wanted but it's good enough.
>>543049202>>543047715I just like the hairy hooves, I don't know why.
>>543049349i am doing spd wit summer marus with 1200 skill points atm
>>543049146My busty wife
Taking off McQueen's shoes after a race and wiping down from her thigh to feet
>>543049060>the genetic "it" factorWhich is why if we start breeding athletes with the factors more, maybe in the future there will be a subspecies of human that's focused on sports at the expense of their other capability. Like how race horses can run stupidly fast but will probably collapse if you try to use it as a draft
>>543049349switch power and stamina and you're goldenuse mayano's card for her non-standard green and you are going to mtknwin
>>543049467for a great grandparent right?
>>543048596It's also hard because humans take a long time to reach sexual maturity, and then another stretch to reach our athletic peak.
>>543049467It's a nonstandard distance
>>543048047I never noticed it was a bite. Thought it was a big ol' headbutt.
>>543049619Horse bites are extremely dangerous ngl. You would be better off if a dog bit you.
>>543049528Mayano and Creek feel like ass to use together>0 starting friendship on BOTH stamina cards
>>543049473Sounds gay as hell but it's a bit like seeing a burly "manly dude" with a lot of chest/back hair. You see him and think "Yeah, that's a real dude, not like those twinks".
>>543049349You will need at least 1000 STAM and 3 gold recovery skills
I just realized I missed the chapter 4 missions. I procrastinated too long until they disappeared
Are her golds useful at all?
>>543049004I dominated every single one of my Gemini 5 race sets. Quadruple debuffer finals. And my Goldshit whiffed a gold. I don't take chances anymore.
>>543047870reminder to stay basedhttps://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/#H4sIAAAAAAAACq2QS2vDMBCE%2F8ueFdiV37r1WAptoceSg4g3qUhsGUsilJD%2FXuRH7aQ59vZpZ1Y7zAV2NvSOn2tQhBXmAlqnm%2B7EDlSGKMAx16BkTlmVJUVSCQiO3617Ye5A%2BT6wgF7vuOY9qAs01ka7gENvQxt%2FFXBm7b%2B4H9ixdrYdHN40PFl1zfE%2BXgWERlP8yAa%2FNz7mAkJMUYIA1w1hSA7BvG5Mq%2BdnZ8%2FxRBn5ELwDlUQ8G1fbBlQ6rvTa8%2BEbFLyaA4OA2jiv2x0%2Fdd74EFPARzwU%2Br2%2BmT7Bsn4%2FPprTyYH6BIpJCQRUuIDECBIRSY5A5QRpMklZOk6IcIbJTLIcPZQVE%2BQ4A82QEmzH7uSf7qgY%2FI%2B7Kx5Xl66ry%2B%2BqezNH25j%2FLw%2BRipvyJGKSTVCuYLPCua5JjrBZ4a%2B8wCLLWc5ogVmOKGF7vf4A8IVwtyMDAAA%3D
>>543049797yea it's on is fine
>>543049695But Creek has 30 starting friendship...
>>543049416Well no, the actual reason people are opposed to it is because it creates an actual, biological difference between the haves and have-nots. There's no way gene editing would be cheap, do we really need people who have more money than us to also just be inherently stronger, faster, longer-lived too?
1000 staminaOnly recovery needed is maestro>>543049797Yes.
If anyone still needs a Seiun please consider borrowing mine!836313477922
>>543049817Nigga if you're in a lobby where everyone else has 3 aces who aren't staminamaxxed you're gonna lose by default.
>making aces sucks without mlb kitaif the carat calculator is accurate, I can spark the Kitasan banner, get 1LB, and use SSR selector/jims to get 3LB. And STILL have enough to spark the all-uma banner AND THEN spark V. Bourbon. It sounds too good to be true, I must be huffing some serious hopium.
>>543049748Those are outdated stats. You need 1100-1200 and 2 gold recoveries actually, though 1000 and 3 gold should work
>>543049863You're talking about the more extended, advanced stuff. At most what's going to be available in the long term for most people is the obvious shit, removing basic birth defects and the like.
>>543048840proof for this claim?
>>543049797yeah she has some of the best for a late and she gets buffed in the future
>>543050003I'M GOING TO BUILD ANIME TEIO WITH 4 GOLDS AND 1200 STAMINA AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME
>>543049860at mlb, you dumbass, most anons don't have mlb Creek
I have skipped every single main story episode.
>>543049916
>>543049502Thats the duty of every husband>>543049502
>>543048667>what is WMayo>what is both enemies bring Neichayikers
>>543050035Look at the conditions, late won't see a groundworked front
>>543049957I got Gemini and Cancer platinum without my own Kita. It's not *that* important. Hell, some of my aces didn't even use a borrowed Kita
do they ever rerun events? I missed the last two scenes of the golshi card event...
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt that can't fit into her bloomerssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
>>543050003These gaslight images always get me.Zero understanding of how each stat works, just blabber only a whale could understand. Easy clicks for a youtube disinfo video.
I wish Maruzensky was real. I want to hug her and ride alongside her with Tata
>>543049740I was thinking more that it just feels more like a horse in its natural state, without human interference. But apparently that's not true, Przewalski's Horse is one of the few truly wild breeds in the world and they have mostly naked hooves.
>>543050119
>>543050119I need to molest Doto
>>543050003Only paces have reliable second gold recoveries but only 2 in S tier? Noticing...
>>543049619>>543049683stallions have sharp teeth
>>543049502Taking off McQueen's shoes after a race and taping them over her mouth and nose while she's strapped to the punishment chair and forced to sniff them on a live feed
>>543050260There will be billion redditors not making it to the finals because they run smaru front+2 debuffers. These people exist
>>543050119Doto rape.
>>543050008Well yeah, but the fear is always "it won't stop there, removing our flaws isn't enough, we'll start trying to make a better humanity and limit who gets it". If someone is gene-edited to such a degree it brings up ethical questions of if they're still human anymore.
>>543050003Anon, you're using the old version...
more digestable version
>>543050365I am going to run S.Maru and a scuffed Curren Chan with medium B, and I will win
>>543050290>like a horse in its natural stateThat's pretty much what my comparison comes down to anyway. Think apes or neanderthal.>>543050451Well yeah, that's a given. Show me a single time when humanity has gone "Wow, this is a neat discovery, but we should really stop here!".
>>543050307>>543050316>>543050390This isn't about her. This is about me being a faggot who can't consume japanese media anymore.
>>543050206>Late won't see a groundworked frontMy Summer Maru (poorly-built) with groundwork gets hit by Eyes reasonably often though, but maybe its because I'm not taking enough midrace velo on her. I've since refined the deck and managed to squeeze more SP in so maybe it'll be different on my subsequent attempts.
Can end closers use Shooting for Victory? It's basically same conditions as red shift, right? Since we only need to catch up to 5th
>>543050531>Show me a single time when humanity has gone "Wow, this is a neat discovery, but we should really stop here!".I mean, we've been surprisingly restrained with nuclear weapons. After the H-bomb we kinda went "ok this is starting to get out of hand" and focused more on better delivery systems instead of bigger boom.
>>543050318Oguri's in S because Pulse (at full power) + Gourmand + Swinging Maestro + other uniques is better than what any other pace can put out
>>543050494>only restless and triple7shuh?
>>543050206so no proof?
>>543050085What's a good build for her? Since she needs mid race skills for her unique, which skills should I aim for? Should I even try to get On your left? I have tikezo's card but that would gimp her stats
>>543050571You only trigger GW 60% of the time there
>>543050603Yeah get both of them
>>543050558Doto would say this
>>543050206I've seen Natty be right behind pace chasers because she high rolled wit checks on velocity.
>>543050493why are the guides getting bit crushed?
>>543047978remove VPN or increase post quality wtf
>>543050493AAAIIEEEEEEEEEF2P VROS IT'S SO OVER
>>543050558Oh I'm sorry.Anon rape.
>>543050748I know, but even in races where I trigger groundwork I still get hit by Eyes so its either a midrace skill diff or Eyes is just that strong with Savvy. Please don't tell me your conclusions are based on some theorycraft and not actual testing against decently-built debuffers.
My gf wants to cosplay as Rice Shower, but I don't like RaisuShould I tell her to fuck off?
>>543050953yes.No you fucking retard
>>543050953Tell her to cosplay as Maruzensky instead
>>543050307I'm glad Doto is a nice girl unlike other crazy sex obsessed mares
>>543050212fucking how? Perfect parents/stat inheritances? pic related is what I'm working with
>>543050953You could cosplay rice instead
I'm gonna need all your images making fun of Big Head. Pronto.
>>543050494You won't trigger intense gaze against a front runner as an end closer.
>>543051170When you nut but she keep gluggin
>>543050642To be fair, nuclear power is essentially the current end game of all things, so the political pushback is enormous. If it wasn't for the last bit, you could bet your ass on the fact that the big three would've continued their madness till Franz Ferdinand's corpse blew up.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nuclear_weapons_tests_of_Francehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_nuclear_weapons_testshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nuclear_weapons_tests_of_the_Soviet_Union>>543050894>Gigantic black barsYOU FAILED THE GAME! GO STRAIGHT INTO PRISO NAND DO NOT TAKE 2000$!
>>543047412Are there Shire umas that instead of racing just love doing farmwork all day in the umamusume universe?
Instead of posting umalator theories, post Hakuraku data.
>>543051164I took thw pics btw
>>543050558I get you anon, I ended up just skimming over 90% of it too. I liked Rice's arc somewhat but even then they could've done a LOT more. It feels like outright toddler cartoon level writing at times, which is odd considering the average player's age, especially in Japan, must be like 30+. Hope they pick up the slack later on, like they did with the newer character stories/careers.
>>543051170
>>543051201You're right. >>543050494You should have End Closer Savvy
>>543051289No one here races in test rooms, that's why you see retarded shit like 1 gold recovery being enough at 850 stamina
>>543051450>tooth-brushing fetishWho is this meant to appeal to?
>>543050953You should have choking sex with her whilst screaming about why she couldn't be Tokai Teio
>>543051427>It feels like outright toddler cartoon level writing at timesThat's just nip media in general. Rarely do they delve into deeper subjects or have true character development. All the know are tropes and drama for the sake of drama.
>>543051593Me.
AAAIIIIEEEEE my daily Friday jobber run suddenly has medium S and groundwork I have to try now wtfff
>>543047340Granny is so talented!
>>543051593people who like The Thing
>>543051709RRRG...
>>543051286Not likely as umas are only 1% of the female population so it would seem odd that some are workhorses. That being said, if a racing uma is something like 80x the strength of a human, I'd fear how strong a draft uma would be.On that note, I met a barge-towing horse last summer, he was very sweet.
>>543051827
>>543051253I blame Vegas
>>543051827they should do a voiceover for pakatube
>>543051201Explain this then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZn2bE-WC2QMan jump races are wacky. 2 different track types, those giant incline/declines in the middle, and on top of that having to do those jumps that produces those nasty wipe outs. Dirt gets a bad rap yet I hardly hear anyone talk about jump. What would that even look like in the umaverse?
>>543051945>Is a teenager>Dresses like an office workerBut why?
>>543051904Piiiisu :D
>>543051945>I blame the program that I need to configure and tell what to doYou shouldn't have needed to use an edited suite for this to begin with.
Does anyone have a guide on how to get double circle affinity on S. Maru while having a Seuin parent?
>>543051882>rope isn't taut
>>543052040You'd better stop asking if you know what's good for you
>>543052207You know boats start moving on their own when you give them momentum in the water, right? The horse doesn't have to do ALL the work even if water lets them pull up to 30 tons.
>>543051201>>543051458the umalator considers this, even with Savvy you won't reach fronts, could just bring actual race skills instead
>>543052281we should be training water to race
>>543047340
>>543052292bigger
>>543052292Human dwarves era....
Doto soon…
>>543052040opera would do that
>>543052550No!Practice moderation
>>543052628my wife!
>>543052550Man, I want tall Opera on Trainer art
>>543052520Most racehorses couldn't do it, their muscles were never designed for raw power over a long period, even the longest race track is a sprint compared to how much a draught has to walk around any given day.
>>543052628>the (modern) west tries to write a strong independent woman: it's shit>japan tries the same: everyone wants to fuck her
>>543052292Big!
>>543052012>What would that even look like in the umaverse?play the minigame spinoff to find out
>>543052550tall Gold Ship makes me go feral
>>543052364>UmalatorI've noticed it tends not to trigger FOV-based skills like Eyes and Gaze for some reason, probably because there are only two racers in the sim and the End/Late is assumed to have overtaken whoever is in front by the time those skills are meant to proc. It's why to sim the effect of eyes you have to take Murmur twice instead.
>giantumafags spamming againyou niggers are so obnoxious, fuck off already
Why are lesbian couples so violent?
CM4 is 1 week away
Lads wouldn’t it be hilarious to have your spine snapped in half and your pelvis crushed into a fine powder by a muscular 9 foot woman (horse)
Romanian draft horse girls when
>>543052691never
>this cutie will never get added to the gametragic
>>543053051
Big Taishin getting mad and pushing you around but knowing she has to hold back to not hurt you since you're even smaller than her and getting flustered about it
>>543052520It's really not that heavy for a horse that strong>>543053154I'm in awe at the size of this lad
>>543053081dumb frogposter
>>543053216"You're alright trainer, don't come to the chanmi tomorrow"
>>543053024The raped
>>543053221>>543053051
>>543052735>>543053289I don't think you guys read that post correctly, he said "water" not horse
>>543053389they didn't like my joke :(
>>543053216>Mejiro 9/11wtf is wrong with japs? how did they get away with this shit?
>>543053389Well water has the issue of being quite slow when there's no gravity involved
>>543053437sad
>>543052923This is wrong.
>>543053024*rapes you*
>>5430501153lb
>>543053556sex and marriage with toreina>long hair in the top imagenot canon
>>543053024*holds you gently*
>>543053024
>>543053216His owners really love him.
Umas need to show some damn restraint.
>>543053682They should not have given him that name.
>>543050493..Nimble Navigator is good?
updated
>>543053682CUTE!
>>543053718No one but westener give a shit for the name, it's funny as well so who cares.
>>543053682Look at that little crown and his satisfied smile... damn he looks happy
>>543052550
>>543053730it literally unbrocks you when you're brocked
>>543053704no, they need less restraint
>>543053749>all that shit for a 0.2 length win lmaonow remove the tethers
hai, silence suzuka desu
ohnonono ticKEKzo
>>543053704I agree.
>>543054063sex with gyaruchildren with gyarumarriage with gyaru
>>543054063
>>543053704They should show less!
>>543053951>winning against Leviathan SMaru with a Rudolf you could make week 1>all that shit?
88865615CM4
>>543054102
>>543054102>>543054274OI, ANIKI!
>>543054193taishin cute
>>543054193Taishin love
>>543054324I wish this didn't start with a black screen
>>543054023sparks status?
>>543054367oh look its another sound file using a bloated mp4 that results in this file NEVER FUCKING PLAYING YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER>works on my machineno it doesnt and you fucking know it
This is what you get for not inheriting groundwork whore
>>543054419Hey you, you're finally awake
>>543054442fan farming
>>543054367Nice attempt at a sound post.
>>543054193Cute
now we wait
>>543054279
>>543054539>STOP DRAWING FAN ART MAKING FUN OF MEEEEEEEE
waste my 3 borrows trying to make a parent or update my TT?
Can you guys stop being horny? You have been gooning all week, Friday is to relax and game
>>543050115You don't have MLB Creek?
>>543054419Animating a door opening is hard>>543054508FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU AAAAAAAAAA
>Was thinking of making an Ace Grass Wonder for the upcoming CM>Boot up my career run>Realize halfway through that not a single Uma in the parent chain had 1* of Medium>She had a B in Medium the whole timeI'm an idiot bros....
>>543054539>>543054731
>>5430545398 months is too far away
>1000 speed at the start of senior year>barely got to 1150 after ura finalGreat game...
>>543054756>Jordan with normal colored nailsTerrible shoop.
>>543054940maybe if your uma took a fuckin shower she'd have friends
>>543053749>3x dominator>3x tetherBut those would hit your rudolf too? you can't get all of those just on your umas, so it has to be the 3rd persons umas too..
>some guy is making edits of the OST since it's not out yetDamn these are good. It'd be cool if they used the OST in the actual game. The mood is quite different, though.
>>543054735TTrise with the tide or drown
I'm the guy who puts the jukebox on Bakushin and then immediately logs off after. It's me, every time.
>>543055187Onsen are not mixed, artist is uncultured
Who is the smartest umamusume?
>>543055185
>>543054367>source has 0 bytesyou tried
>>543055185so that's how it's done? thanks for the tip
>>543055293not in this world but in the umamusume world they are
>>543055293there are mixed onsens bwo
>>543054193I'm gonna die alone like a sick dog
>>543055293they do have mixed ones they're just less common
>>543055316Neo Universe and Air Shakur.
>>543055293depends on the onsen bvo
>>543055316My dear wife
>>543055293>this thing that exists is not real>calls others unculturedhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>543055504Air Shakur looks perfect for me - intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humour.>>543055571>No wit bonus on trainingShe's a fraud
>>543055485you don't have to bwo! go out there and meet people!
>>543055682Tosen Jordan is a hoe
Haunting photo taken moments before tragedy.
>>543055053tether is stand in for gaze since it doesnt work on the umalator but does ingame see >>543051982and you can have 3 of those
>>543055739>No wit trainingNo need to train what it's already perfect, she is the peak of umamusume evolution
>>543054539This is a surprisingly cute casual outfit.
Husbant....
>>543056409Oooouh husbant you pot5'd too many umas for team trial, now we're completely broke...
>>543056409oughhhg...
>>543056291Honestly if you can get 3 dominators to go off you deserve the win desu, its a fucking miracle if you can get all 3 of your umas to be positioned towards the back late-race unless you front-run two of them, but then your timing might not be perfect and you risk your frontrunners getting theirs off too late.
>>543056409
>>543056139uma meets /m/
>going to skip Summer Maruhow brick is my account going to be?
>>543056575fuku! fuku sex! fuku love!
>>543056098OGURI NO
>>543056575sex
>>543056658not very
>>543056658Not much if you get one of the other 2
>>543056785Gold pubes
>>543056409quick, liquidate the smelly Uma Shoes
>>543056732Winter Maru and Fall Maru...
>>543056719nice>>543056732I am planning to roll for Cafe and Eishin Flash
>>543056658building front runner aces is suffering so not a big deal if you dont want to do it anyway>>543056098oguri doesnt ever steal food though. tama would probably share with oguri instead.
>>543056709Im gonna pull oguri's thong strap...
>>543056409let us see your TT score anon, don't be shy we don't bite
>>543056709>the mixrodick biter gets bittenPottery
>>543056910My fellow skip meta and roll wifer
Has science gone too far?
>>543056976This is how you get raped.
>no groundworkAAAAAAHHHHH
>>543056976For an uma that doesn't know what sex is, she's very lewd.
>>543052206seriously, I'm doing a full family tree with bourbons and Taiki shuttles, what configuration do i have to do to make this work. Trying to get double circle while having a maruzensky grand parent.
>>543056658not at all, as long as you get XOguri or just gamble hard enough.If you want to build a Front just get VBoboIf you don't want either just skip Rice/Riko while you're at it
>have groundwork spark on parent>have groundwork spark on that parent's parent>cannot roll groundwork a single fucking timeI think I should spare myself this front runner meme and just do peaceful chill runs with Creek and Tachyon
>>543056658SMaru is overhyped. All the subhumans who were shilling for her are awfully quiet now.
>>543056658Sort of her great outfit Summer Maru only matters if you want a strong front runner now. And global opinions are souring given less time to abuse her. Save for Riko if you have 3lb+ Kita (or don't pull at all) especially save for Kita if you don't
I've gotten more 3* blue sparks than I have this week than I got in the previous 3 months of playing
>>543057503Front runners seem like way too much hassle to get right.
>>543057509hot
Please Shiroaki, guide this Maru parent
>>543057389https://www.canva.com/design/DAGxnoBzdjQ/j9GD4ySx1hdcfbjUzkoUPg/edit
>>543057639not bad for raw stats and grandparents
>>543056875You can do that?
>>543056409CLICK THE BUBBLES IN THE LOBBY YO UFUCKING FAGOTYOU ARE MISSING SO MUCH CONTENTWHY THE FUCK YOU PLAY THE GAME FOR? JUST TO METAFAG PVP?ASSHOLE
>>543056906Winter Maru does exist though I will also definitely get her no matter what
>already 490kLast week it was still around 482k on Friday...500k might not be enough a few weeks from now.
>>543057639Explode
>>543057639EXPLODE
>>543057509why isn't he including the other one? mean, rude, and disrespectful
>>543057639>the perfect all around parent doesn't exis-
>>543057740Inventory > upgrade items > convertthey barely give anything, but trading in 200 when you have 5000 of them shouldn't hurt, just so you can start a borrow run
>>543052206>>543057389A guide. Only advice would be to have as many shared races wins as possible. my friend grinded a medium taiki grandparent and had her win as many shared g1s with her parent
>>543056409Just recently pot5 my Healer Grass. Broke now, but it's worth.
>>543057687Dear lord
>>543057812dober enjoys it
>>543057653Considering you need to get all of>Groundwork>Three applicable race start skills>Preferably one of those is Focus/Concentration>S-rank distance>high enough Wit to win the Angling & Scheming warAnd then>You also need to do it all over again each CM because the race start skills required will always be differentYeah they're too much hassle unless you're a whale to guarantee high stats every run, which takes out a ton of the RNG of getting a serviceable runner
>>543057639>SFV 2*glue
>three borrowed parent runs>600+ in 4 stats in all three runs>1* blue spark in all three runsLovely mechanic
>>543058062well, that's okay I guess. as long as she gets off in the end. or doesn't, whatever floats her boat
>>543058092Just take the late gambler pill. High stats, every accel skill, bet it all on the last spurt.
>>543057812She's being taught how to pleasure her trainer
>>543049539yes
She's called Mr. C.B. because she kidnaps Misters and empties their Cocks and Balls.
>>543057896Sex
>>543058601doesn't look like there's much to teach. the main one's just laying there. boring!
>>543057964So the parents and grandparents should be running the same races as much as possible, do those races have to overlap with the races of my final choice UMA as well? Like for example Bourbon and Seiun sky would I want to get their mile up and do a bunch of extra mile races?
>>543059130I love hags
hag
>maruzensky has a flashback of her racing years>she is specifically labeled as "young maruzensky"hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmpretty odd for a 17 year old...
>>543059395ssssssssssssssssex
>>543059426That's a boy. A Soccer Boy.
>>543059395dick striker
>>543059504I repeat: seeeeeeeeeeeeex
>>543058945no the affinity bonus is only built between the parents. The bonus gets built from races the ace has it's own base compatibility.Just an example (I would have another parent with better affinity with sky but still)https://youtu.be/CNrEIuwOde4
>>543059712gyaru love and breeding
>>543059712seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex with helio and palmer
>>543056098
>>543047340Looking for 1 memberAnyone else wants to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline >6 million monthly quota >Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here or put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
I don't like how alts are only three additional career events
>>543057896mommy
You run front because it's metaI run front because big nigers are not in the game yetWe are not the same
>>543059578Okay, fine, but only if you are willing to pay parental fees.
>>543057896I need this hag in my life
>>543059931>kicking people who reached quotaI did tell you to stop posting last time, no?
>free rice ssr is shit>free ticket ssr is shit>free brian ssr is shit>free dober ssr is... okay, but there's already a million wit cards>free golshi ssr is shit>free daiwa ssr is shi--wait is that race plannerthat would actually be pretty nice if gourmand + swinging maestro wasn't super easy to get
>>543059946Then pull for the new umas instead
>>543060048Kids just as cute as her dad
Okay so if i want to make a frontrunner on leo cup, I need 1200 stam + 4 gold recoveries, right?
>>543059959but suzuka is already out?
>>543060102>t. flatliner
>>543060113Guess I'll do that. Farewell, plat banners...
>>543060112beggars cant be choosers
>>543059959>big nigersIs that the "Great Escape" thing I've heard about? That Suzuka, Palmer, Ace, and some others can obtain later.
>>543060329Yeah, forces your umas on retard mode like Turbo
>>543060112brian can literally carry you to cap spd w/o kita, you niggas are dumb. Not only that she has a bunch of valuable skills this cm
>>543060112The Brian SSR is pretty good though?
>>543059687Is double circle just an indication of affinity of is it a threshold that we need to reach to get more sparks?
How likely is it for Lights of Vaudeville to proc on a late surger? Final straight is decently long on Hanshin and I am trying to convince myself it is possible.
Hagqueen
running_style==2&phase_random==1&order_rate>50
>>543060609just an indication representing 150 affinityIt goes beyond that value too149 is negligibly different from 150 but one would show one circle while the other two
>>543060715Agreed
I'm stilllll in a dreeeeam
>>543060715are these slops based on the few images that artist made or why can't I find these?
AHHHHHHH WHERE'S THE RACE SCHEDULERI KEEP SKIPPING JAPAN CUP
>>543061032drinking tea with Tanhauser's shoes
>>543057480rare laurel spotted
Does anyone have the site that shows 1st anni buffs?
Phew just got curious and looked up horse porn after getting an almond eyes birthing video on YouTube. I learned that human male on horse is one of the most disgusting things I've ever watched but 5 mins later I busted the fatest nut of my entire like to a girl being fucked by a horse. I think this uma game 8s effecting me very negativly please post something cute for me
>>543061032>what does that even mean WITH SHOES!?WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN IN GENERAL!?!?
>>543061084>October, 2025>3 CMs in>He doesn't have all the turf G1s memorized by now
Okay, but what about Contrail?
>>543061176
I'm being violented by obese soccer player
>>543060112>>free brian ssr is shitshe has good hints and +3 speed bonus, what? her friendship gauge sucks and her specialty is eh but she's alright
can someone provide some help with mayano top gun ace with ryan and maruzensky legacy? this whole legacy thing is just killing my brain
>>543059687Watching this video, why do we want to use Matikanefukukitaru?
>gives you Hydrate
>>543059712>Hello, police?>Yeah it's her again
>>543061281ei, ei, mun!
HER NAME IS TANNHAUSER
>>543060609yes double circle just means you're 150. There is no limit and infinity for sparks is actually per branch per recent testing. So like your maru branches are going to be 0 base but you'll hit double from the other brancheshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q3IJKbtkplmuY-PAJMNjYiLtasv0eU0aIBEqp8_C3tg/edit?tab=t.0
>>543061631
>>543061521777 spark + high affinity for use with a tachyon (U=Ma2 spark) so you have perfect parents for an Xmas Oguri (needs to have carefully timed recovery skills to proc her ult at the right moment; this will dominate the meta for years)
>>543061482shared races between the parents boosts affinity number, including G2s and G3sshared races between grandparents and the parents also boosts affinityso the trick is just winning 20-30 races while still hitting 600/600/600 on all 6 legacies
>>543061176No I think you came into this pre-damaged.
>>543061521It's an example of building a legacy for Xmas Oguri. It's more important to have a plan for your actual ace. Certain characters like Agnes are for example good starting points for getting the right pinks from not having a lot of A aptitudes
>>543060112Dober is absolute dogshit and Brian is bretty good tho
>>543061728and since i want ryan and maruzensky ults, but also their affinity is shit with mayo, should i just leave ryan/maru as one legacy side instead and have the other side as full compatibility focused? like goldship/mcqueen etc
>>543061631Her name also used to be separated into two, Machikane Tannhauser, before they retconned it into Matikanetannhauser.
>might have actually maxxed speed if I didn't have to bring Air Groove for groundwork >no groundwork sparkpain
>>543061843so sad her VA just died
>>543060112>free brian ssr is shitRetard>free dober ssr is... okayRetard
>all the OGs in my club are flatlining one by one>soon it'll just be me, danchou, and 28 strangersI'm not sure how to feel about this...
Doppio
>>543061631>nicknamed Mambo>not related to Kingmambo like ElMake it make sense
>>543061823Holy cow this is complex, why are all our content creatures just repeating the same stuff get this skill get that skill instead of explaining this stuff. This broken English guy is actually saving us.
>>543061176you're supposed to use the nice nature plushie picture when talking about bestiality porn here
>>543060112>brian welfare>shitask me how I know you're retarded
>>543062001nyo... my Rudolf has been humiliated...
>>543062297UMA IS GYARU GAME
>>543061176you should unironically kill yourself
>>543061823>Agneswho???
>>543061995Died of what
>>543061895I screwed around in https://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibility for a bit and I think you can just barely hit double circle with Ryan + Maruzen as parents with many race wins. It is far easier if those 2 are on one side of the family tree if you want to gamble your inheritance more.
>>543061370jobber from a weak gen that only won his last race because his jockey spooked Shahryar
>club is down to ~7 people swapping shoes a dayit's over
>>543062574this is super cute and somehow relaxing, maybe because there is no music, just the birds
>>543062348enjoy having 600 power
>>543060920>>543061682I see thank you
>>543062271Many covered parent building/spark farming and people's eyes glazed over
>>543060512>>543060570>>543062134>>543062348>they use cards with 0 initial friendship
>>543061995she's just in the hospital you malicious being
>>543061384firmly grasp that tummy
>>543062572if you're going for red shift or rod from gp I recommend you do it both parents and 3 green stars. I also can't suggest more than 4 umas in your legacy plans unless you need all the uniques from them
>>543062725You're supposed to run her with KB, not in place of it>B-but I'll cap speed too fast!!!That means you can spend a couple of extra turns hitting power when your training effectiveness friends are there, extra turns are never a bad thing>>543062803Super Creek below 3LB starts at 0 too and people do just fine using her.
Is she...some sort of slut?
>>543062516ligma
>>543062516cancer cup
>>543053682king
>>543060224hmm, nyo
>>543061823
>>543062803highroll game
>>543062803>t. charmless
>>543063000yes, mine
>>543056008Gold Ship would... probably say that yeah.
>>543062994>Super Creek below 3LB starts at 0 too and people do just fine using her.They use non-MLB Creek for Swinging Maestro and nothing else, she's pretty awful otherwise
>>543063000trips confirm
>>543063000
>>543056575Boobakitaru
>>543063220her casual outfit is sex, holy shit
>>543063082I call her Jungle
>>543063196
>>543063000Your slut.
>>543063253reminder: same chest size as Fuji Kiseki
>>543063000only for (You)
>>543063196鬼になる
>>543063364extremely dangerous succubus
>>543063132Not true, at 1LB+ she's a pretty good stat stick. For another example, Mayano Top Gun is considered a top-tier SR stamina and she starts at 0 friendship as well.
Wtf bros where's summer maruzensky? Why is Spe up there????
>>543062990I just randomly picked the ones that had the highest affinity. Both as parents certainly is better for inheritence even if it is more work to get 2circle affinity. Just checked and with ryan/maruzen parents with a ryan/maruzen grandparent you have to make up 63 affinity points, which is insane to hit.
Curren is for tender loving
>>543062579>>543061384I'm starting to like chubby women and I blame this game full of FATFUCKS
>>543063498who cares about Spe, look at my Suzuka, she's still S tier. Let's go!!
Who is objectively more retarded, Goldship or Bakushin?
I need some clarification here>These numbers are then increased by a % equalling your affinity. So, if you had 30 affinity with your parent that had a 3 star skill white, you would have a 9% * 1.3 = ~12% chance of inheriting it instead of 9%.Doesn't this mean that SMaru will always have 2.5%/5%/7.5% chance of inheriting red shift from Maru Original grandparent? And that bringing Maru Original as grandparent won't impact the chances of inheriting shit from others?
>>543063498There's a major rebalancing patch later on, dummy. Or did you think everything that's good right now is going to stay good forever, and everything that's good in the future you can get right now?
>/umajp/ horses posted
>>543061176Refrain yourself from posting Tachy whenever you feel the need to tell everyone how fucking damaged you are
>>543063421>curren>for (you)she crosses her giners behind her back, anon
>>543063727as it should be
>>543063501yeah but you have to train them all over being able to loop the parentsSee the parent slaving tabhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1Jjs91NeghyyjU3zTOQVCoirgOMBsCCKnH9RRB7u-wOc/edit?tab=t.bdzdrqctyeydor gametora examplehttps://gametora.com/umamusume/legacies#legacy-loop
>>543063597Bakushin is a retard only slightly smarter than UraraGolshi is a quirky genius
>>543063597Probably Bakushin. Gold Ship knows what she's doing, she just doesn't care.
Agnes FraudyonAgnes Digigoat
>>543063773fingers*>>543063773
>>543063717Does it vary by scenario too? Are Umas good for URA not good for Island, etc ?
>>543063079Not fooling anyone here
Stop gooning to my father
>>543063517You really can't say no to this face
>>543063817>victoria frontier
>>543063989*cums in her forehead*
>>543063806>>543063727I don't recall ntr being built like that
>>543050747you wait for the nice nature wit card which has OYL
>>543063948All umas are good for all scenarios in that by the time you've played for a couple months and have a decent deck/intuition for the scenario you should be able to clear scenarios with any uma easily.The exception is Make a New Track, which every uma is bad at and everyone will hate.
why are american horses like this
>>543058734When is Mr CB out
What does this expression mean
>>543063336and I'm gonna fill your Pocket if you don't shut the hell up
>>543064071>anon barely works out>fails to cum with force enough to hit her forehead>cums a measly 1.3ml that lands on the flooryour spurt was lacking maybe you should train more stamina
A candidate for Tachyon's laboratory i guess.Fuck me. At least it has 3 greens.
Please work you fucking nigger
what upcoming horses has this thread successfully astroturfed you into wanting to pull for?
How's McQueen for CM4
>>543064264Not if I fill your Pocket first
>>543064080she has an 86 bustdefinitely on the larger side, especially for her height
>>543064267after not bopping my banana for a month, the force and amount of my ejaculate is dangerous
>>543064218
>>543064210muscular memory
>>543064278honestly, gw1 isn't worth upgrading
>>543063364Temptress, seductress, harlot...
Guys I have to go to work can I have a (You)?
>>543064210Decades of forced kneeling for dead criminals
it's over....i can't have more friendswhat do i spend these points on now??
>>543064348ChevalDurandalJungle pocket
>>543063989I'm gooning to you instead
>>543064348all the sakuras
Why does nobody ever draw/post Bamboo Memory? Does her career suck that bad? I thought she looked cute>>543064210No central training facility means Uma training is much more decentralized and less regulated. So trainers have a lot more control over the trainees. So it's a bit of a conditioned response, see...
>>543064506good luck anon
>>543064348The thread? None. I will try to pull for my oshi Bourbon though. I’m skipping even XOguri for her.
>>543064348no one cause I planned to pull for everyone since the very beginning
Who's the strongest miler in JP metawise?
>>543064348Calzone and Cheevo
>>543064506I hope you have a great day at work, (You)
>>543064632mejiro ramonu
>>543064348Upcoming? I want to go back in time
>>543064537buy support points if you need them each month but I think they add more shit later like hint books that give a hint discount to potential uma skills
>>543057760>spoilerSame, this summer banner basically blood pacted me into the game and Maru as my hag wife
>>543064348The tier list made me pull for Special needs
>>543064506when are you coming back?
>>543064348Calstone and Chiyono. Funny that Calstone got spammed hard for a day or two and then nothing since.
>>543064348that one, I keep forgetting her name but... There's something about her, and anons here made me want to pull for her and find out.
>>543064793>Calstone got spammedIt was me, sometimes I feel the need to spam my secret Umas
>>543064837Why did you just post some dude sitting alone?
>>543064793what was the irl horse like for the uma to end up Bourbon levels of autistic?
>>543064348Upcoming as in like, comparatively soon? Tamamo Cross and Matikanetannhauser.Further out, Neo Universe, Chevachi, Dream Journey, and Katsuragi Ace. Oh, and the straight line autism one.
losing it what to do bwos
Bear hunting with my wife
>>543064837why is she even a ghost
>>543064632Gran Alegria, who gets a big speed boost from her ABSURDLY EROTIC racewear
>>543064537hodl, they add more stuff in the futureor like, tenno sho spring banners if you need them right that moment
>>543064837Her and NeoUni supposedly have some of the best writing in the game, I hope the translators do them justice - it seems like their record is a little spotty.
>>543065028those are really big shoes
>>543064348Still in LoveNow that I think about it, Eishin Flash to an extent
>>543065009we forgor
>>543064961like you
you WILL roll for stego (all of them)
>>543065009the real life horse was a promising mare who unfortunately died of colitis at just the age of 4. because she was a mare in the same generation as vodka and scarlet, who became legendary mares in comparison, she was quickly forgotten about.
why so many bots
>>543065009Uma world has weird supernatural bullshit in it. See also: Various Fuku events, Cafe's friend, etc.Although Machan's vibe seems more Magical Realism than Urban Fantasy.
>>543065178
>>543064210High Fructose Corn Syrup
>>543065204People gigarerolling on day 1/for Kitasan
>>543065116I watched her story with shitty yt subtitles and honestly they'd have to fuck up insanely hard to ruin it in any way that matters.
>>543065178the oyakodon uma
>>543065178>not even out yet on JPAnon...
>>543065178flat
>>543065201Do they sell plushes that are 1:1 to the ingame plushes? I love em
>>543064632Daitaku Helios and i'm not trolling like the other two replies
>>543065028what the fuck are those shoes
This thread>>543064348Bro and YAAADAAAAAAA>>543064539This Bokumanko (summer)>>543064962Lightskin O
What are generic good skills to breed into your parents for this CM? Medium corners, medium straights, anything else like that?
>>543065496shut up, I WILL roll for daring tact and she will be my uma gf
>>543065650ramp up, slipstream, PTO, THH is always useful
>>543065508>>543065178Cute old man, I need to pump him full of my goo>>543065563The real life ones are mostly a lot more iffy, unfortunately
Is it possible to favorite borrow horses like i can for my own parents?having to scroll through the 200 seiun skys to find the one i like is awful
WHERE ARE THE UMA MUSUKO
>>543065650Not that important due to high skillpoint reqs. Probably tether
>>543065129>>543065617made for kicking chrono genesis
well the grind continues, but honestly pretty happy at least getting a decent parent. Now just to repeat 100 times. Too bad only one of the grandparents are good, other one has Wit 1 and Long 2. At the very least that crummier grandparent has Groundwork, Ura Finale, and PTO at 2 stars each.
>>543065749
>>543064348V SistersStill in LoveChrono GenesisNeo UniverseAston Machan
>>543064348mostly just chiyono
Sorry danchud, my fans are down because I'm training late surger parents this month.
>>543065129>>543065617she got the yeezy foams on. first hypebeast uma?
>>543065832>please comeyes
>>543065938you're not supposed to actually play career as late, baka
>>543065749>that pose and the slight buttcheek peekanal coded uma
>>543065631>>543065749>>543065832Cute
>>543065496That's why it's future tense and you WILL rollhttps://files.catbox.moe/s1kson.mp4
>>543065178>mfw about to bang Gold Ship's dad as revenge for her pranks
>>543064348Calstone Light O.
>>543065706
>>543066073>codedRape victim speak.
>>543066036Why is she so frail and puny when irl fathered some of the GOATs
>>543066318because the real horse was miniature
Who do I run in the CM and with how much stamina?
>>543066318stego irl is also manlet, small enough that ponies are his type instead of mares that tend to bully him
>>543066318>>543066390
>>543066434Spechud1k staminaMTKN777 staminaFish woman900 stamina
>>543066434see >>543050493though guide is outdated again, you need another 200-300 stamina
>>543066318>Virile horse>Developers gave her an extremely sexy and lust provoking bodyMakes sense bro
>>543066205Mercy boocoo for the higher res anon
>>543066149>link failIt was this vidhttps://youtu.be/NajpDGAQjnY
>>543066507that post was fake. that's not stay gold, that's one of her foals.
>>543066434Summer SpeSummer MaruCap as in Peak
post something cute
>>543065749I pose like this
>>543066574Taishin cute! I'm glad I pulled her when trying for Summer Hag>>543066701yessir
>>543066701
>>543066574I want to experience this POV irl please someone isekai me to umamusume world I'm serious get me out of here
>>543066694You just named my oshis though GW is probably stronger than spe
>>543047429How much molestation does someone need to experience as a child for them to enjoy this?
>>543066624You're right, but after this i don't get why he's called a manlet, either my perception of horses is flawed or i need to watch actual races to see a comparison of size
>>543065650Distance/style corners/straightaways are generally the best bang for the buck. Corner recovery, corner adapt and other common skills are always welcome too
>>543066705
hopeful status?
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>>543067016abandon all hope...
>>5430670163* yes
>>543067016EEEEEEEEEE noises
>>543067120>>543067092good fortune to you all
>>543067016mm nyes, 1st
Vodka grand daughter and scarlet great grand daughter debut soonhttps://kick.com/b01doghos
>>543067016Are you feeling happy lucky yay, punk?
>>543066507>got the dommy mommy gf irlmanlet bros we won...
>>543063640Anyone?
>>543067257Tons of people gassing this horse up on umatter talking about G1s and stuff. I think you should have to lose at least $50 at the track before you're allowed to talk about uma-adjacent active racehorses
>>543067257Will her legs explode?
>>543067210Are you parent farming? Support cards?
this fatty is kinda cute and nice actually
>>543066878Chrono Genesis.. is strong
>>543065650Desu just having good uniques + gold recoveries is enough, I'd probably focus on trying to land better blue sparks because you're already pretty strapped for skill points like CM2My Brian had extra races and she could afford double medium corners after buying everything else.
>>543067257Zippy chads will MOG this jobber
>>543067493yep, for my suzuka ace
>>543067426trvth nvke
>>543067498awww, Oguri cutie
>>543061176Bwo what the fuck
>>543067257>it's a front runner
>>543063640so wait... If I have double circles it increases the chance of my uma having a blue 3 stamina spark?
>>543067601thanks, I don't know what I'm doing. card for each important stat makes sense. have some veggies
>>543067257which ones are they?
>>543061176>all these fags acting like they've never rubbed one out to a south american woman slobbering over a stallion
>>543067859not yet, after this
>>543061964deck?
>>543067734If only. No. Blue sparks are based on stats. Affinity affects the trainee getting the sparks to go off at all during inspiration and increases their chance of inheriting the white sparks themselves from buying skills/winning g1s at career end spark roll
>>543067498Oguri is cute in an understated way. The thinking man's moeblob
>>543061176>>543062316
Is there a way to watch the shuka sho together on sunday? I think it would be fun
>>543061176What kind of horse adult or fillies
>>543067257damn they really do have old guys with giant cameras ready to goomble
>>543061176>>543067867crucial choice: which one does /uma/want to be in this video
>>543067257i think this is kyoto race stream not tokyo, her debut is in tokyo
>>543067202Hopeless..>>543067210Hopeful!
>finally uma related dream>it's just me feeding the real horse urara carrots and the uma musume urara carrot based puddingWhat the fuck was that about
>>543067983>thinking
>>543068021All in on Kamunyak
>>543068119Horse girls are fun but not good for your overall health.
>>543068005bigger
>>543066898Most male racehorses weigh somewhere between 470-530kg.During Stay Gold's career, his highest recorded weight was 436kg. His lowest recorded weight was 408kg.For reference, this is about the same maximum weight as Nishino Flower, who never dropped below 420kg. Narita Taishin's maximum weight was 446kg, and he never dropped below 418kg.The lightest horse to ever win a race in Japan was Melody Lane, one of Stay Gold's own granddaughters through Orfevre, at 336kg.
forever my kingu
>>543067498I need a girlfriend who eats everything in sight so bad...>>543068259sounds kind of wholesome, Lynchian but moe
>>543068021lets go kelly!!maybe the kick guy will stream it
>>543068530melody lane is owned by the same person as daring tact by the way, so cygames has the rights to her
>>543068681Imagine how small she's gonna be
>>543068259*CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH*
>>543068530Huh, the more you know, ty friend!
>>543068530They should've sent Melody Lane to the Arc. Her tiny and light size is a genuine advantage there
>>543068119Why are white women like this?
>>543068743the tiniest nee-chan...
>catbox downaieee
But is coffee good for you?
>>543068770Curren is NOT that big
>>543068854I hope they will finally stop sending heavy horses to the l'Arc after this year. Once again the lightest horse they sent performed the best, surely they realize by now
>>5430692422/4 of a cup of black coffee is good for you.No sugar, additives, or any kind of flavoring.
>>543068997holy fuak i thought it was just me, i was going insane
Some random retard a few threads back said S.Maru doesn't need Groundwork.Surely that can't be true, right?
>>543069165wasted my time i hate you
>>543069442It's true, her compatibility is terrible so you will always be resetting after your 2nd inspiration
>>543069427who the fuck says 2/4. Perfect use of Pasa there.
>>543063978hmm, nyoyour club rules suck and 6M is basically flatlining desu~
>>543069442>believing anything posted in these threads
>>543069442all true. early lead is just as good.
vodka specifically having a long and successful breeding career despite being boyish as a racer makes me feel hot and bothered
So was 900-1000 stamina + 2 golds a gaslight for this cm?
>>543069641950 + 1 gold is the minimum if there's 2 or more debuffers
>>543069641we won't know until we come up with our excuses and reasons after we win or lose
>>543069641NoYou need 1200 3 golds minimum
>>543069630mare moment
>>543069498sorry bwo
>>543069546I do..I say that...Because a half isn't consistent because the cup is always a different size in diameter.
>>543069723
>>543069641Just run 600 stam Tachyon with 5 golds bro
>>543069756I bet you say fourths instead of quarters as well
>>543069723>meanwhile gentildonna
>>543069723Daiwa having many children sorta fitsvodka though?tomboys raising the next generation of tomboys, cute every time
>>543069873Are you inside my house anon?
>>543062572late reply, but thanks a lot. ill try this out
>>543069442
>>543069882she foaled like 3 winners and several others, she just gets bred in the amazon position
>>543070029>groundwork shopped out
>>543070029>that finish timegold ship food
>>543069442If you don't have enough points for groundwork and strong mid-race and have to pick one or the other, it's better to pick strong mid-race. Before Aoharu, you're probably not going to have enough points, unless you get great hints or win optional G1s and get great rolls to compensate the lack of training
It's Friday Night
So for Summer Maru do you use regular Maru as a grandparent for less of an affinity problem or do you just use her as a parent so you get redshift?
>>543070029witGOD I kneel
>>543070194A lonely one as well...
>>543070221you literally can't use her as a parent
>>543070221I invite you to use Maru as a parent for SMaru
>>543069630what do you mean? she died while in france?
>>543070189I was waiting for this to get posted the moment I saw bread reupload it from bibli.
>>543070308tomboyish girls having a brood of children is always cutecute!
>>54306725735 minutes to her debut
>>543062572so this means win many races with ALL parents and grandparents, right?
Good skills but the stats still kinda suck.Cant really get much more Stamina without a better SuperCreek I think? Or using more than two stamina cards.
>>543070029I need to see at least 17 Leo lobby wins from this S.Maru before I believe you don't need Groundwork.
GOD LORD KINGU HAS NO RIGHT TO BE THIS SEXUAL
What card deck should I use for getting 12 skills in one run and which Uma should I do it on?
Help, I have 304 points left. Corner Adept - 180BOFA - 153Concentration - 224 (with focus)Ramp Up - 170Homestretch Haste - 153
>>543067257Which number is she? 2?
>>543070415what's your deck and legacy?
I have no Leo room wins yet...am I cooked chat?
>>543070194https://youtu.be/QlgS1nj6iA0Great song
did still i rise run yet?
cm4 room96237012
>>5430705821
>>543070596doubt it. never judge yourself by winning alone in the organized lobbies. Just see how your Uma behaves
>>543070262
>>543069295they'll keep sending stayers then complain they don't have the accel and speed necessary after the steep uphill when the race turns into a glorified sprint
>>543070221plapping Maru so hard she pops out a clone of herself!
>>543070737when do we get this concert?
>>543070571ramp up or homestretch, corner adept is bad on this track
post BOYS
>>543070571Coin flip between corner adept or homestretch haste. Corner adept may trigger twice
>>543070659not yet
>>543065129 >>543065617If the first thing you thought when you saw that SINFUL mare body was "those shoes are werid" then you're officially the gayest posters ITT.
>>543070854Name a track corner adept isn't bad on.
>>543070856>post BOYS>posts a foul creature
>>543069548whatever you say slave
>>543070571Ramp Up or Corner for better chance to get THH, the position from mid should carry over properly to Last Spurt.
>>543070918even professor of curvature is bad because it always activates before position keep ends, so any gains you make will be neutered as if you push too far ahead you'll be rubberbanded back
>>543059931>6 million monthly quota>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the game
>>543070856
>>543071013that's like on career a day.
>>543070596I didn't have a single cancer win and I won the whole thing. Practice scrims are non-representative.
>>543059931My club is top 800 with no quotas LMAO this is fucking pathetic
blurghthis shit is just going to rot in my veteran list and i'm never going to use it for anything
>>543066226incel coded ah post
>>543071020
>>543070920I redact this I feel bad, sorry
>Getting that final green for Groundwork but it's a race reward like Sunny Days and never Firm Conditions from the Halo and Creek you're running.I'd be more excited, but those runs often led to my speed trainings sucking to barely get 1k and/or I'm a powerlet at 600. I need to stop hint searching as much as I do, maybe wait until after second inspiration if they miss, I don't know.
>>543067257Paddock start
>>543071173
>>543070587For the deck its..King Halo(SR) +4Manhatten Cafe(SR) +4Sweep Tosho(SR) +1Super Creek(SSR) +1Aoi +4KitasanBlack(Borrow) +4Her parentsTaiki is +4Stamin/+3SpeedMaruzensky is +9 staminaIt's a borrowed Maruzensky but I could for sur etry to train a better Taiki but after like 8 attempts this was really the best I got.
THERE SHE ISSTILL I RISEDAISCA AND VODKA'S LOVECHILD (NOT)
>>543070596100% WR (1 room played)
>>543071340I love horseracing names.
>>543071331
>>543071338Seems fine you have 12 stam maybe just need a high roll. you got decent power and almost cap speed
>>543071340Where can I watch?????
how important is medium S
Any open leaguers here? I'm wondering if I have to worry about debuffs
>>543071597>>543067257
what's the best honse to get the 30 win challenge with?I am new and have fuck all for legacies and cards
>>543071634Very important because we're gonna get stupid speed from stat threshold
Worth MLBing to replace 3LB Eishin Flash?
>>543071730Oguri Cap or Maruzen, they're very strong umas
>>543071730BAKUSHIIIIIIIIN
>>543071730Bakushin farm OP races
>>543071257why did you steal my webm and change the name to mixed?
>>543071579I could have maxed speed but I started spamming out Stamina near the end to try and get it up but the rainbows really sucked at the end.Sadly the legacys arent double O which I think is what really holds it back but idk how possible it is to get that while still using Maru/Taiki.
It's so over
>>543071730most of us on first week did it with either bakushin or suzuka
what kind of gaslights are being spread around this time
true
>>543071647Who?
warning, mejiro ryan thread is imminent seek immediate shelter or else your tastes will change and you will love her too>>543071980>>543071980>>543071980>>543071980
>>54306725715 minutes
Do SFV/Victor do anything for fronts on LEO?
>>543071873Single circle affinity is more an issue for getting white sparks to go off but even at bad affinity you'll get the blue sparks >70% of the time. I would just try some more runs if you're hitting mile stones thru the run then it was just bad rng
>>543072053Activation is 3rd to 5th, activates later than A&S. Sure it can work if you're behind but I'd argue you're already losing at that point.
>>543072053No it's for everyone but fronts since it triggers at below 2nd.
>>543071730I did it with Bakushin on the first try.
>>543071851>why did you steal my webm It was funny.>and change the name to mixed?It's easier to find in my 200+ image/video/gif collection.
no groundwork despite all parent and grandparent have groundwork spark
>>543070920it's just chicken, anon
>>543071993most likely Biwa pre puberty
>>543070262Aww, well I'm here for you at least
>>543069630>having a long and successful breeding careernone of her kids were very successful
>>543072053No, you already lost as front if you're not 1st.