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Previous thread: >>543070238

>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5, and Xbox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots, and squids to spread Managed Democracy. Players wage war on a number of contested planets, each with a different environment, completing as many objectives as possible within a procedurally generated area while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful operations a planet can be completely liberated, and the player base must cooperate to try to liberate the entire galaxy by focusing and combining their efforts as much as possible.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt

>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/

>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png
>MODDING
https://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png

>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
https://democracy-hub.net/
https://helldive.live/

>MAJOR NEWS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUC24yAP7So
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi8VsvnkoE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L-UQQIFQhw

>LATEST PATCHES
Sep 02 1.004.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516345493302805199
Sep 04 1.004.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516346126609155527
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Where's my Stinger AH
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>>543184079
It's not 'free'.
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What shall we call this operation?
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>>543184790
Insanely schizo post
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>>543184949
Operation Jeet Extermination
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>>543184983
>Hit the nail on the head so hard you felt the need to preach about how wrong he is
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>>543184949
Operation redeem
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>>543185184
sex with fembots without consent and unprotected
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So are we going back to Oshaune next week?
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>>543184949
Operation Robutt Clank
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>TWENTY FOUR PERCENT OF THE PLAYER BASE
>ZERO MO CONTRIBUTION
>ZERO PROGRESS ON THEIR OWN FRONT
BUGCHASERS, LADY AND GENTLEMEN
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>>543184949
Operation Total Swigger Death
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>>543185415
Yeah presumably
Audio bugs will be fixed
Diggers will be back better than ever
Performance will be fixed
A bunch of other bugs will be fixed
A new warbond on the horizon
It'll be the start of a new chapter for helldivers 2!!!!
lmao
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>>543185681
>scrapped content
i wish we could have supa hitla
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>>543185827
Any guesses on why AH scrapped the whole election arc?
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>>543185969
Too much effort and it would have cut into their monthly 4 week vacation time.
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>>543185295
Hard crashing bratty fembots with kernel level cock
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After all this time I still have literally no clue how liberation works. Don't bother trying to explain it to me either, I still won't understand it.
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>>543185969
You can only vote through the Hellbot (leaked in picrel) but since AH didn't figure out how to do it in time...
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>>543186240
Why did they give themselves a tight deadline over a nothing burger anyway?
What the fuck is wrong with Sweden?
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>>543185969
Fuck I am fucking retarded here's the pic
>>543186331
Very lazy as usual
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>>543184949
Operation Yeet Brigade
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>>543186426
would
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>>543186240
i think the 2 big factors were
orange man winning the re-election
and the service tech VA chimping out about AI voice acting and Arrowhead standing behind them for whatever fucking reason especially after they started refusing all work bc some companies started using ai or some shit
leading to the character basically being written out of the super destroyer bc they don't know what the fuck to do at this point
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>>543186426
>Those ears
Robutt...?
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>>543186426
>>543186670
looks too much like chappie
i can hear the retarded south african jibber jabber through my screen
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>>543186681
>service tech VA chimping out about AI voice acting and Arrowhead standing behind them for whatever fucking reason
Everyone will use AI, it's inevitable. Most companies are already using it. Why are they so against it?
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>>543185969
They were too afraid to unleash Justice on us if the gun woman won.
They'll have to do it anyway soon.
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>>543186234
>Don't bother trying to explain it
No.
>The higher % of currently active players on a planet = faster the meter builds up
>The meter drains a certain % over time
>megacities are basically checkpoints
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>>543184949
>once we get siege liberation on the planet joel will almost certainly draw a line from another planet to prevent it.
Operation The Swede Will Sneed.
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>>543186930
Theyre swedes. Its in their blood to act like theyre morally superior to everyone.
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>>543186841
Pretty sure they took inspiration from Chappie.
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>>543187065
never let them forget they gave nazi germany 50% of it's entire supply of iron

their complacency killed millions
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>>543187191
wait... so you're saying they were BASED??? WTF HAPPENED TO THEM
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>>543185497
You want I's take a planet? Oh lordy no, those Massuh Joel's planets. I's no gonna take massuh's planet without his permission. Nu uh. I's a good boy. I's do mah work. I's wait until massuh tell me I can has it. Ya'll do what ya'll want, but massuh gonna be mad at yous and not me. Cause I's a gud boy. Yes suh, yous better believe it. Waaaaaaaaade in the waaaaaaatuh.
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>>543187312
stfu estravolt
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A 9mm spotting rifle sounds like something helldivers would use
https://youtube.com/shorts/8itSCfCNgBg?si=KnXFGw5L2kVONFpo

>5 round mag
>same ballistics as the rocket
>shoot a tracer and zero in on where you're aiming the rocket instead of doing ballistic drop calculations
>handgun tier damage for the spotting rifle but can be used in emergencies
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>2 more days till patch
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>>543186217
fuck a fembot till it blue screens!
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>>543187802
All in.
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Does anybody actually do the "crawl in a circle for 40 minutes" super sample solo strategy? I'd run out of reinforcement dying from boredom before extraction, idk why you wouldn't just play with randoms instead
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I preordered bf6 and it's cool and everything but all I've been playing lately is hd2 lol - pve is comfier than pvp.
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>>543187917
blitz
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>>543187917
Wtf is this pussy ass fag shit
I just kill shit on sight and I do this in solo
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This is chatgpt's idea when I asked it to make a SMAW
https://youtube.com/shorts/AJtTc00NL0I?si=TkWQNe47D9eFAT0o
The “Hawkeye”** brings old-school punch and squad synergy to *Helldivers*. It’s a shoulder-fired rocket launcher paired with a built-in 9mm spotting rifle. Each rocket is devastating but inaccurate—unless you use the spotter.

In the chaos of battle, the player pulls out the spotting rifle and fires a quick tracer round that tags an enemy or surface with a bright laser-mark visible to the team. Within seconds, they shoulder the SMAW and fire a rocket that arcs through the smoke—then suddenly corrects its course, curving toward the glowing marker. It’s not a lock-on; the rocket still needs line-of-sight and timing, so skilled players can thread it through chaos for surgical strikes.

Unmarked shots behave like wild, high-risk blasts. They level bugs and bots but can easily vaporize teammates. Marked rockets hit true and tighter, reducing splash but rewarding coordination. The player becomes a tactical striker—half artillery, half precision marksman.

In squads, the Hawkeye fills a unique niche: one Helldiver spots targets while another handles the launcher. Timing markers with reloads creates rhythm—tag, fire, reload, repeat—while the team covers and capitalizes. It’s the perfect weapon for players who crave power, but want that Helldivers mix of precision, teamwork, and glorious accidental friendly fire.
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>>543184983
history is schizophrenic, Helldiver
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janissary
>be Ottoman Turks
>in the midst of conquering Byzantium, you need hard nosed lock step professional soldiers
>your own Turks are fractious, and Arabs suck at conventional warfare when not led by some big dick prophet or caliph whipping them into a frenzy. also they don't really like you
>so you kidnap white Slavic Christian boys and chop their foreskins, sometimes other bits off too, mindbreak them into Islam
>forbid them from ever interfacing with society economically and having any prospect of sex or marriage until what is now middle age and back then a pipe dream of age 40
>you proceed to rape southeastern Europe with an army of brainraped involuntarily celibate psycho child soldier race traitors that you MK Ultra'd into existence
>later the position of troonissary becomes at least semi-hereditary as well as for sale, increasingly the corps is more and more corrupt and weedling its way into more and more rights & privileges
>this pseudotroon army becomes a gigantic Praetorian guard that constantly chimps out, directly causing turkroach Osman's empire to rot into the Sick Man of Europe, a rot that continues long after the cancer is excised, ultimately killing it
1/2
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I think a cooler name than 'Hawkeye' would be Peregrine, Gyrfalcon or Osprey since those are cool bird names
https://youtu.be/hIvx_VP1PUw?si=ZIEP6ATD__6SqsdF
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>>543188470
>>be Ottoman Turks
i stop reading at that point because we all know they are closet fags
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>>543188470
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunuchs_in_China
>be Chinese dynasties
>over your FOUR THOUUUSAND YYEAARRSS of history, CONSTANTLY employ court eunuchs
>these are generally slaves who get Shanghai'd into full on bottom surgery or deranged climbers who willingly become completely desexed Ken dolls to attain parallel administrative positions to the normal bureaucracy or the status of guards of the Emperor's concubines
>this is because they clearly won't misbehave & rebel if they have no hope for lineage
>predictably, they become a fifth column special interest group, the idea their incapability of babymaking would curtail their ambition or subordinate it to the state was absolutely wrong
>millions periodically die because of the catty politicking of backwards brain troonocrats acting like Discord tranny jannies ruling over the gigantic Chinese empires, predictably making the internecine dynastic violence and upheavals worse
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunuchs_in_the_Byzantine_Empire
>be late Rome, especially East Rome
>do the same goddamn thing for the same goddamn reasons as chang but sometimes they keep the shaft
>it's actually mostly illegal to make eunuchs, but not to enslave or employ them, so they're largely foreigners, even better
>Byzantine empire gradually falls apart in a frenzy of mutilations, from emasculations to blinding to laming
>sometimes they puppet an emperor or place an intact sibling on the throne
>even as their power wanes 20,000 of them infest Constantinople
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hijra_(South_Asia)
>be jeets
>have entire class of gypsy-mendicant-thief-child kidnapper troons
>not much else to say the subcontinent is insane
now taking note of all that, look at the modern developed first world, look at how suddenly troons launched into prominence and the reins of power as a middle management class of prole repressors & loyal if incompetent clerks insulating a hated ruling class, and think big schizo thoughts. helldivers btw btw
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>>543187945
>bf6
did you run into that gay nigga from the """"aim community""""" ?
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>>543187614
firemode swapping between rocks and an upjumped coaxial pistol would probably be a pain, can swiggers even conceive of a working altfire bind to circumvent that?
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>>543189105
who?
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>>543189105
buy ad
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>>543189183
gay cat nigga who cheats in bf6 identifying himself as part of an """"aim community"""" (just like pedos calling themselves MAPs)
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>>543186937
Your Justice, Helldiver.
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>Bekvam set to be liberated despite all of Joel's efforts to forestall it
>Marfark probably won't be liberated in time for the MO, but has zero Megacities and is just a regular planet so it's actually not that difficult to finish off
>this will not only re-establish the Menkent Line but also cut off all bot forces on the other side
>there will be at least three opportunities to isolate bot planets for instant decay in the lead-up to Liberty Day

I'm still disappointed that Joel isn't pushing bot expansion towards the Arturion and Iptus Sectors, and insists on continual re-litigation of the Creek.
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>>543188031
I'm 90% sure blitz has no super samples, and the point is to "easily" find the samples and then extract without fighting anything

>>543188070
Some guide I found on the wiki while looking at samples, basically playing it as a stealth game just to get like 8 supers an hour
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>>543189176
They could probably program it to shoot the tracers by default and holding ADS down readies the rocket. It should be the same coding as switching to a grenade launcher.
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sickle feels powercrept
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>>543189493
90% wrong
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>>543189550
no it's not
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>>543189183
https://x.com/EnclaveEmily/status/1955763417073291713
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>>543189448
>Next MO on bug front (probably Oshaune)
>While we do that Joel throws out the incel corps or another jeet brigade
>Recaptures 4-5 planets cause fuck you
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I like the Napalm EAT specifically for it's visual effect, even tho it doesn't seem to do anything most of the time
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>>543189448
>cut off all bot forces on the other side
to be fair that doesn't do nothin until they get reduced to single-planet pockets I don't think, but as you said we'll have lots of opportunities to do so if Joel doesn't go full swigger chimpy mode
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Hope we do Blistica next so we can have two whole sectors liberated with the SEAF help
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>>543189550
Is it still 55 damage while the lib damage increased to 80?
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>>543190325
i love these blue jelly shitters even tho they killed me most of the times because they are dumb-coded by sweden
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AH gave us a single state of the game update talking about the game size and instantly gave up on doing more afterwards. They are just allergic to communication
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>>543190627
Dinner.
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dedgame
dedthread
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>>543188470
>>543188869
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
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>>543189838
it is, if you want pinpoint headpopping with infinite ammo you pick scythe, if you want damage to kill things you pick lib/carbine. sickle was left behind
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>>543185681
>Hindu windmill when viewed from the ground
>Nazi windmill when viewed from space
What does it mean?
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>>543191314
reply chain. low effort troonbait egg posting was posted, anon asked not only why but what it even meant and was told why down to root cause detail.
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>>543186930
>AI, it's inevitable
This kinda scares me. I've already been unable to recognize AI content a few times, and probably more than that.
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>>543191496
even then in many aspects the dickle is a direct upgrade to sickle, all you do is equip vitality and tap fire so you can use ap3/ap4+additional heat sink size without the usage of fire resist for a small cut in fire rate that lets you shoot more ap3 lazor anyway
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the patch next week....
will save us...
but anon.. y-you must know the swedes.. th
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I don't play city maps because stratagems don't work on them
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I don't play helldivers because swedes don't work on them
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>>543193413
Portable hellbomb is all you need
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*sips* ahh
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>>543193036
swedes aren't real they can't hu
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THE SERB HAS BROKEN CONTAINMENT ALL CREWMEN TO SURSTROMMING STAT- AAAAAH!!
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>>543193669
it's the ultimate aloha snackbar weapon
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>>543193669
Doesn't really help when bug nests are so spread out and covered with buildings blocking all stratagems.
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game guard killed my dog
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patch doko?
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>>543194584
Shouldn't have overclocked your dog retard.
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Rule of thumb on 4chan: If someone is blatantly trolling (downplaying, shifting blame, reaction image, ect) Then that means that whatever theyre trying to deny is actually true and they themselves believe in it.
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>>543195042
See >>543195042
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>Still never invaded
Be less obvious, Joel.
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>>543195347
Oops, sorry. I'm new and shy >w<
See: >>543190627
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>>543184554
https://youtu.be/B1HnaOo6Oxg
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>>543195869
>>543195347
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>>543186240
>leaked in picrel
>no picrel
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>>543195042
based sign tappa
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>>543195042
who asked?
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>>543187917
>"crawl in a circle for 40 minutes" super sample solo strategy
That's not real.
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>>543196487
>"Youre only allowed to speak when spoken to"
Damn, anon. Why are you self reporting like that?
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>>543186426
>>543196338
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>>543188204
>This is chatgpt's idea
Fascinating. Now how about YOUR idea?
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>>543196958
he doesn't have any, he's a goylem
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>>543197256
golem*
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>>543195042
I'm trans btw, not sure if that matters
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mod that replaces every gun sound in the game with a *plap* sound
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>>543197318
this aint a confessional, ma holy nigga
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>>543197305
he's both a goy and a golem, hence goylem
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>it's sunday in India
brown thread, see you on Monday
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>India exists
brown thread
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Are we going stir crazy from lack of content?
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>>543198084
Yep.
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>>543196958
Maybe make it a low damage high capacity stratagem
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>>543198084
Yes.
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>>543198084
I'm excited to see how bad it's going to get.
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>Game Guard frying CPUs
>Arrowhead siphoning HD2 profits to some "who cares" project
>No content
>Robutt spends all her time gooning to brawnydivers
Its actually over
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I'm going crazy trying to figure out how to get headshots consistently on bots. I figured out that I need to aim lower than I think because the red glowy thing is the eyes, but it still feels harder than it should be, particularly on shield devastators. This is certainly not Payday 2.
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>>543198756
The ergonomics mechanic fucks my aim so bad. I just accepted I cant cope with it and use assault rifles to spray and pray.
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>>543198084
I am going robo crazy from lack of robutt
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I'm going to masturbate to blacked porn and I expect a lobby when I'm done
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>>543199407
reminds me of futurama lol
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>>543199407
I havnt had many ideas for robutt pictures for a while since helldivers started killing cpus
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I look forward to liquidating robutt once she's outlived her usefulness.
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Reminder that all new content is being delayed for the technical debt patch (90 days minimum).
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>"Any hints for for new content?"
>"fuck you lol its a suprise"
Sweden...
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Slopjeet get a trip faggot
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>>543199886
masturbate to something more tasteful first
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>>543189550
To doesnt have the attachments that the Sycthe does...for some reason
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>>543200778
This includes warbonds, fatinator said it herself
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Despite making up 25% of the population, bugniggers provide NO PROGRESSION to the GW
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>>543200652
No robutt with smoke coming out her ears from overheating during helldivers sexo?
No robutt in beachwear because she's too hot?
No robutt beach episode on oshaune/seychelle beach?
No sweaty robutt?
No robutt with ice cubes on the small of her back or on her belly, like how some people eat sushi off of their nude spouse?
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>>543200778
Quite literally, GOOD. I don't want them adding any new content until they fix the main problems first, so that way when they do add new content, it doesn't break everything.
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>>543200778
>still no seaf stratagem
>still no apc OR motorcycle
>no free statagem since the fuckin grenade emplacement

it hurts bros
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>game saving patch in 2 days
>balance patch in 2 days
>rupture strain bug coming back in 2 days
>warbond trailer in 2 days
dare I say...we're back?
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I personally never cared much for robutt. Its supposed to be a liberated automaton right? But it dkesnt look anything like an Automaton, its just a generic robot girl
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BUFF ASSAULT RIFLES
BUFF SMGS
BUFF SHOTGUNS
ADD SPACE MISSIONS
ADD SKYBRIDGES AND TOWERS TO MEGACITIES
BUFF ULTIMATUM
BUFF SOLO SILO
DELETE DURABLE DAMAGE
DELETE ARMOR PEN SYSTEM
GIVE FULL ILLUMINATE ROSTER AND MORE
GIVE APC
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>>543203727
>>still no seaf stratagem
SOON
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrZsI5QeE8U
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>>543203727
>you need le more?
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>>543204438
>it just dumps them on the floor like fucking trash
Waow
>Based
>Based
>Based
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>>543203887
iirc, her kino autistic backstory is that her parents were cyborg/automaton dissidents who got exiled or killed for treason, but super earth kept her around to atone for her parent's crimes. she also made a good soldier since every time she 'dies' her consciousness is transferred to a backup body so she can get right back to fighting
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>>543203869
>game saving patch
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>>543196571
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Super_Sample_Solo_Guide
>Crawl in a large circle around the extraction area until the mission timer runs out to make space for evasive maneuvers and to not lead enemies into the extraction point.
Get fucked retard

>>543203145
Maybe crying harder will change something
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>>543204816
While that's a pretty neat backstory, don't be a bitch and just say it's your own OC character's background instead of calling it "kino" or couching it with "iirc." Nobody on these threads (even those enjoying the images) is out there reading your fucking lore.
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>>543188869
>>543188470
>>543192538
I actually don't think the Devishirme system or court Eunuchs (outside of the Chinese system when it was voluntary) are a good framework to understand trannies in modern society. A better comparison might be the medieval european clergy, or the buddhist clergy Jin-Tang China, where transition to a (nominally) celibate position was voluntary and a conscious choice to seek a certain Hallowed Celibacy. If you were a second or third son with no prospects of inheritance and little ability to attract a spouse, why not go all in and voluntarily abandoning the dignity of progeny? By associating their decision to seek celibacy to a holy calling of a popular religion, they could attain social and educational opportunities, as well as the respect of the community, that they would not otherwise have received in exchange for nominally removing themselves from the pool of competitors for marriage. In modern western society, where self-actualization is lauded and those who do so are brave, that becomes transsexuality.

This isn't inherently bad for society; it's a better alternative than the alternative, a growing population of angry young incels resentful at the world, who are the main drivers for revolution, rebellion and regime change if left unchecked or unreduced by mortality events that disproportionately affect them (mostly wars or enslavement). It may seem like a waste of resources, but keeping them in these elevated positions in positions they might not otherwise deserve gives them a stake in the existing order and turns them against their fellow incels. It's an escape valve and it functions reasonably well (I'd argue the best escape valve is actually the Japanese Hikkikomori, whose parents are motivated by shame to subsidize their isolated decline without any risk to society at large).
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>>543205962
I remembered the lore
i just think downloading into a new body is gae and normies overuse it for their helldivers OCs so i hate it by association

personally i think helldivers are literally so cookie cutter their all virtually the same person and they slot into each others roles seamlessly
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>>543206092
The real problem is when the incel population is too large, and too many pursue this sort of hallowed celibacy. Jin and Sui China saw this, as did 11th and 15th century europe, just before the formation of the Cistercians and the Protestant Reformation. If too many resources are devoted to too large a population hallowed celibate, they openly display excess or they abandon the pretense of holy celibacy (i.e. Buddhist monks or the Benedictine clergy having sex or abandoning vows of poverty while still requesting tithes). This enrages the remaining incel population (both because of their resentment at their position, and at the resources lavished on those who have given up when they haven’t) and the general population will begin to perceive them (not entirely incorrectly) as parasites whose upkeep comes at the detriment of the general welfare.

At that point, the general population may demand the state remove them (as in the case of the Tang, who savagely suppressed the Buddhist orders and destroyed many of them) or remove themselves (the Protestant Reformation) if the offenders do not recognize the issue and reform themselves (the formation of the Cistercians, who were much more devoted to vows of poverty compared to the Benedictines, who were seen as failing their vows).Our current position is close to or at this point, because those who have chosen hallowed celibacy and removed themselves from the heterosexual marriage pool are both increasing in number and receiving the sources associated with hallowed celibacy, and are shown openly reveling in the privileges accorded to them by society. Removing the additional privileges accorded them is the safest chance of peacefully reducing resentment without inducing a societal schism.
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>>543194852
I will note that most modern CPUs overclock themselves unless you fuck with the BIOS. This is why overclocking gains are very small on modern computers.
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>>543189924
As the playerbase dwindles, captures will continue to become easier and easier due to the retarded liberation system. If the patches keep being delayed, Joel will never win again.
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did blood just beg his AIslop to cook up some troon apologism
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>>543186841
it's the robot from that one gay ass battle royal. The thumbs up one that is also based on chappie. It's all chappies all the way down.
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>>543206196
>personally i think helldivers are literally so cookie cutter their all virtually the same person and they slot into each others roles seamlessly
This makes the most sense to me. Helldivers are just another interchangeable part of the galactic war machine.
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>>543206196
>personally i think helldivers are literally so cookie cutter their all virtually the same person and they slot into each others roles seamlessly
That is 100% how they function. Training and their years of programming from Super Earth has taught them the basics they need as soon as they hit the dirt: shoot gun. grab support weapon of the ground (ignore the corpse of the previous diver that was using it)/or deploy one, follow the mission, extract. Everything else comes down to instinct after that.
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>getting my shit pushed in for days
>unlock the quasar cannon
>things settle down
>no group carries mgs anymore
sus grouping algos
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d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243387732736/76561198066017633
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>>543207732
Do people not use MGs on squids anymore?
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>>543208464
the squid craves high voltage
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>>543208404
2/4
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>>543208404
>waiting for a lobby for hours
>niggas decided to finally host just when i'm about to go to bed, tired as a motherfucker
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>>543208720
Sorry ameribro, have a good night ok
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>>543208404
3/4
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>>543205828
That's not crawling around the mission for 40 minutes, that's waiting outside the extraction zone so you don't drag enemies to the shuttle. The way you put it implies they're crawling from PoI to PoI, which is not true.
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>>543205962
i'm not robutt's creator, i quite literally remembered it because it was brought up in the thread at some point in the past 3 months and i remembered it because it was cringe kino
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>>543208404
FULL
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>>>543208404
why did yall kick i just showed up :(
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>>543209240
You always have enemies getting closer to you so you crawl in a big circle so they don't catch up to you numbnuts what part don't you understand
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>>543210214
Apologies, we had a guy who crashed and I thought you were a random
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>>543210931
its ok lol i figured it was something of the sort after reading the thread
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>>543208720
>>waiting for a lobby for hours
theres a scan for active lobbies button
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>>543210641
I see now, english isn't your strong suit. Try reading it again.
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>>543211749
Kill yourself faggot
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>>543203373
>No robutt beach episode on oshaune/seychelle beach?
Like this?
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>>543212521
water needs to be swampier and there's a severe lack of hivelords in the background, but it's a start
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>>543212521
>tags: all_holes_filled
(they all spent the day filling in the holes previous beachgoers dug so that nobody would accidentally fall in and hurt themselves)
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>>543212521
allow me to make this more believable
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>>543212521
>>543213924
wHAT NO LOBBY DOES TO A NIGGA
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>>543212521
Cute...
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>>543213805
>spoiler
Robutt definitely falls into beach holes like a shitty Roomba
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d10 whatevs
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How the fuck do I destroy War Striders?
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>>543212521
Reality.
>>543213924
Urkel cope.
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>>543214323
RR to the crotch
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>>543214430
That's your answer to everything.
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Tell me about these guys.
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>>543214571
That's the RR for ya babe
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>>543214119
3/4
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>>543208404
gg
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>>543214619
2,058 people getting their treatment for insomnia
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>>543208404
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>>543214842
kek
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>>543214119
full
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>>543214775
Average Chinese when they see a spinning metal object.
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>>543214619
Their moms took an entire bottle of tylenol when they were pregnant with them.
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>>543214775
>The last Pringle
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>>543214897
What did bugchaser moms take during pregnancy?
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>>543214943
What does "bugchaser" mean?
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>>543214943
E-710
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>>543214775
why cant we climb on consoles anymore?
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>>543215157
Same reason we can't land on cliffs or call down shit on any decent place
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>>543214323
Rocket to the dick.
Rocket to the leg.
9 AC to the leg.
1 Thermite.
Like 2 mags of AMR to the leg or joint.
Make them step on an AT mine.
Break the knees.
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>>543215092
A chaser of bugs.
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>>543214323
Quick draw Ultimatum
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>>543214062
my pure but comically accident-prone robo-wife...
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>community pissed from performance issues
>community pissed that content is delayed to fix these issues
>give your actively pissed off community the ABRL for free
>bot MO, the faction with reportedly the most performance issues
>no word on what the fuck happened to leviathans
Embarrassing
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>>543216310
When will Sony finally sue Narrowhead for gross negligence
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvagJQBDvac
>bots getting absolutely raped by a single bile titan
Lmao, botkeks, not a good look.
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>>543214619
killing harvesters and stingrays with a banana
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>>543214119
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>>543180169
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patch better be the best fucking patch in existence or the game is dead
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>>543217203
>The bots greatest weakness isn't their weaponry
>It's their dogshit ai
Of course and as usual.
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>>543217203
why is he in that pose
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>>543217310
elaborate
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>>543217885
It's Nigrah
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>>543217203
B-b-but pileofshit told me fights between enemy factions are impossible!!! h-how can that be!?!
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>>543218293
Not possible for consolekeks.
Also look at how bad both AIs are at aggroing each others.
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>>543217885
gas strike
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>>543217203
>go to cyberstan
>place a single bug egg on the ground
>leave
>bots wiped within 3 months
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>>543217885
He's trying to court a fembug mate
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smile titan > snore strider
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>>543218293
He didnt say Impossible. He said it would rape your CPU. Look how bad the game runs now. Do you REALLY want to add another faction?
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>>543217203
>The AI designed and programmed around fighting players is bad at fighting other AI designed around fighting other players
woah....
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>>543218783
>Bile titan still coming for you even if it's badly hurt and about to die (metal and based)
>reddit strider just hangs around after having it's top cannon and dual miniguns destroyed waiting for you to finish it off (cringe and cuck-coded)
Yet another W for the bugGODS
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>>543217203
>pits a miniboss enemy against basic grunts
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>>543218498
bugs don't have AT tho ;: ^ )

ignore the fact that they could just burrow under any base graboid style
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>>543219403
bile titans kill tanks in a single vomit stream so yeah they have AT
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>>543218498
What do they eat tho
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scratches bug

sniffs fingers
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Daily reminder, only 2 days left till the game is saved, doomniggers mass suicide soon
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New ship crews have arrived, all the monkeys are replaced
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>>543219403
BTs have the highest damaging and highest penetrating attacks (not attack: attacks) in the game.
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tell me these niggas didnt see the CPU cooler mount in center of their MB and think yaw shidd that mug go haa doe one sum ima put that luh bit in the mufugga uh middle a my shid reel tawk no yamulke like a windy city jew nigga no cap rs
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>>543219684
the depressing part is that people actually believe this, and they'll flock back to the game and forgive all transgressions, even though beneath the thin veneer of the update, 90% of the game will still be fundamentally broken.

Once the honeymoon period is over, it'll be back to business as usual. See: Into the Untested
We enjoyed bug caves and oshaune at first because woo woo content slop, then fatigue increased exponentially once it became apparent that literally everything was broken.
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What's the lore reason destroyers just abandon everyone if they're late
Seems silly
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>>543220109
scheduled to appear at the next drop zone most likely
not worth messing up the mission timetable for a few measly divers, got planets to liberate and aliens to kill
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>>543219220
It actually gets worse, because a single Charger can solo a Factory Striders convoy.
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>>543220109
It make sense on bot cuz they're hovering on low orbit and might get shot down by their orbital cannons but shit makes 0 sense on bug
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>>543220109
Logistics, I'd imagine. Each destroyer has a strict timetable to adhere to in order for the galactic war to make any headway. Individual operations are only projected to last 45 minutes at a time, after that the destroyer either has to go reinforce another sector, report to another mission site, refuel, rearm, restock personnel, or any other number of reasons. The entire flow of the war isn't going to wait for some jackoff who exceeded his 45 minute operation window.
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>>543220109
>>543220248
The lore reason is that Super Destroyers are spaceships that need large quantities of fuel to operate in low orbit and get out of planets orbits.
Not extracting in X period of time would mean that the SD would end up crashing on the planet, and even with a safe landing, it would mean getting surrounded by hostiles.
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>>543220237
the real issue with bots versus bugs is that all the bot weapons have horrible AP and durable damage to make mechs, cars, and shields not even more useless than they already are. So nothing firing normal bullets can hurt a charger or titan, only rockets and tanks can.
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>>543220109
Only the main objective matters. Once the mission's elapsed time is over the destroyers have no need to continue to be in the mission area.
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>>543220109
Because it's war economy, you can't save a single retard with his leg torn out on open wide field when there's drone surrounding it. Being late also a sign of projected failure that outweigh the benefit and wastes entire budget and supplies for a single retard.
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>>543219684
>start chipping away at....
>not the whole package at once
what the fuck were they doing this whole fucking time?
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>>543220446
>incoherent nonsensical cope to come up with deranged headcanon for why bots are the fair underdogs and bugs are stronger
1.You don't understand the game;
2.Bugs raping bots and you seething is extremely funny, please do keep at it.
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>>543220582
Taking a mandatory mental health vacation for extreme overwork (12 hours in a week)
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>>543220109
A number of reasons could make sense
>super destroyers drop into a low orbit to provide fire support, but only have a finite window of opportunity before their orbit takes them over the horizon
>the destroyer has fuel constraints that prevent it from staying on site for longer than the mission window
>helldivers deploy behind enemy lines, and there is a finite amount of time before the enemy is expected to bring assets to bear that can destroy the destroyer.
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>>543220197
>>543220371
Gotta hand it to fascists they know how to schedule things and keep shit moving

>>543220248
Gloom probably smells like shit and they wanna leave ASAP
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>>543220582
The swedes have government mandated dodeca-annual vacations.
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>>543220642
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Am I truly to be left...bondless...for the whole October?
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>>543221190
according to the swedes you got two warbonds this month
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>>543221381
yall saw the ricochet tho right
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>>543221381
I like how it hit a lamp post behind you. Is this the realism Swedes are aiming for?
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>>543220642
>>543220446
I mean if you really want to get into "canon" difficulty, bugs are easily the weakest faction by far. Bots routinely have level 40/50 invasions, particularly the jeet and incel subfactions.. Past few MOs have been bugs directly from the gloom and it was like a level 12. Illuminate might take second place because it feels like they lost the ability to stage huge attacks since the SE invasion.
This is backed up by the Creek. Its remembered as a bloodbath between both factions. The beach maybe moreso but not quite the same reasons. Was moreso the determination. Bugs? They dont have anything like that.
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>>543221381
This is why I don't use the gl. Very good on paper, but the reality is the grenades are made of super rubber and there is esoteric malicious swede code just waiting for the opportunity to obliterate you.
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>>543220642
Consider: >>543218963
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>>543214119
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>>543221694
That's what makes it !FUN!
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>>543221381
>Shooting an explosive out of the FRV
>On the opposite side of the vehicle, no less.
I don't know what you expected. These are the same devs that had the mechs blowing their own fucking arms off because the rocket projectile spawned IN the arm and then collided with the arm hitbox. The grenade is spawning in a position that pretty much guarantees it will collide with the vehicle when you shoot it over the roof like that.
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>botkeks absolutely livid
lol
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>>543221969
We popped like 3-4 just fine before this happened
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>>543221610
>bfto's bugchasers so hard they have to reply indirectly
based
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>>543221969
the GL is supposed to have a 5 meter minimum arming distance, under which grenades always bounce. It didn't there because sweden.
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I wish there's an indication that there would be a dragon sighting when dropping on bug planet so I can bring my railcannon crutch
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>>543221694
It has perfect synergy with the hoverpack, since the arming distance is well outside the range of your height in the air. Other than the ammo issue, but there's ways around that.
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>>543222048
You add in lag as well and you're really tempting the game to just squadwipe you eventually doing that. Better play is to sit in the back seat and switch seats in the car when you want to shoot out of that side with the GL than shoot over the roof and risk swedish code deciding you and your team is dead now.
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>>543217203
>Double check wiki
>A bile titan stomp does 3K damage

Naruhodo
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>>543221969
>These are the same devs that had the mechs blowing their own fucking arms off because the rocket projectile spawned IN the arm and then collided with the arm hitbox
This blew my mind when it happened. Like the sort of thing I would come up with as a joke to shitpost.
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>>543217437
what a scuffed op it was, top 5 funniest lobby of all tim
https://litter.catbox.moe/rmy0i79usg0iwpaj.mp4
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>>543222375
You know that little ring that slowly follows your reticle around? That's your barrel's current angle.
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>>543222481
I know. The first patch to address this, I was still paranoid so I waited for the mech to finish turning and stood still.
Guess what. It blew me out the back at the speed of sound and smashed my skull into a rock.
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>>543222418
Damn dude, the desync didnt even show what happened to me i just died you guys didnt even see me hit that wall
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>>543220582
It took them 8 years to make the game. You expect them to get anything done less then year?
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>>543222743
if this were a real studio? yeah
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>>543220582
What were they doing? Taking their 8 months a year mandatory Swedish vacations.
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>>543185415
Ye. This time we can take dss there
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I just woke up and apparently lobby just ended?
What a shame.
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>>543221381
It looks like your diver didn't fully pull out his grenade launcher because you fired mid animation
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>>543214119
This was the funniest moment in the op 4 me, it was so fucking much when I saw T3 try and escape his fate
https://litter.catbox.moe/gcky5c9qqfbfgp4l.mp4
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>>543222814
Actually week 44 is fall vacation in sweden. They will drop this "major" patch next week and go home. Then come back after week and only then start tl work on fixing what they broke.
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>>543223142
I figured that was the case as well
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>>543214119
For A2
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Tech support in a lobby, please ignore
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>>543223804
mine looks like dis
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Wheeeeeze L-l-lobby
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>>543223804
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Well /hdg/, its October-ish.
What would it take in the update to save the game.
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This is the slowest these threads have ever been.
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>>543224674
>>543225108
performance fixes
the guy responsible for implementing new enemies to be replaced by some1 with talent
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>>543189550
Which is crazy because sickle has really changed since release. It was just what ARs shoulda been for chaff clear.

Double edge shits all over it though.
It's a direct upgrade, even if you're forced to take armor.
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>>543224674
Fix the glitches, that's what I'd want
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d10 any
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243404273416/76561198027910192
>>543224273
get in nigger
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>>543184949
>Joel letting us destroy his stalemate brigade
Lmao no, you may pick from the following though:
a) Aurora Bay launces level 60+ invasion right after Chooce is taken as "their last-ditch effort"
b) New supply line is added to Aurora Bay so it wont be cut off and Automatons use it to instantly build new Jeet factory deeper into their territory
c) "We destroyed the brigade, now we just have to mop up their remnants" and nothing happens, Jeets continue invading as usual
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>>543225916
2/4
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>>543225916
3/4
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3/4
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>>543225916
FVLL
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How over is it?
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>>543227485
I don't know, like technically it's still not mid October "ish".
So the patch could come out next week and fix things.
It's just very poorly handled community wise. Like they might unironically delay the patch just so they can be sure to tell people "no this doesn't brick your computer."
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I still like the game. I just want the shoddy sound design straightened, the host status effect bug remedied, and an end to the retarded bug that makes my hellpod go down 150m from where the beacon hits. Maybe a slight damage buff to Pacifier. Then I'll be good. Just do it swedes.
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I'm so glad I never installed windows 11
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>>543218001
You ever magdump the AMR for crazy dps? You can do that with the Talon and every mission has ammo boxes everywhere. Bring the Libcar with a drum and you have a budget DCS/Stalwart.
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>>543228921
>he fell for left wing misinfo propaganda
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>>543228921
installed last night, framerate unchanged
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>>543228994
?
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>Devs use invisible barriers to prevent you from dropping onto rocks
>They dont use these to prevent you from dropping onto generators
Malicious swedes at it again
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They should do a terminator collab event where bots are as strong as terminators.
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>>543228921
>using jeet coded OS with PC breaking updates to own le libs
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>>543229954
meant for >>543228994
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>>543229954
meant for >>543230051
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In a better world this game would be a Strand type game where leftover items and encampments from previous or failed dives can be found by future players
Imagine throwing down a mech and leaving it alone after extraction and someone can just find it
Or death heat maps can place more enemy outposts
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Someone sell me on this thing, it's mid as hell but for some reason I'm seeing it everywhere
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>>543230525
It's giga mid but it's noob friendly.
Best way to describe it is that it's to the railgun what the libconc is to the liberator.
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>>543230525
fail proof discount railgun with ability to destroy fabricators in 1 hit.
just use railgun
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>>543230525
it's the cool factor gun
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I am Chaos Diver.
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>>543230525
It's bug gun that works great on bot
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>>543231421
The blue guys from sonic?
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>>543230525
Railgun with no charge and gas grenades for ammo.
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I kill dissidents for their foolishness because we don't have to rebel against high command when we can just arrest them for questioning (read: surstromming procedure) until the stars burn out.
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>>543229954
>Incompetent SSD companies ship out SSDs with unstable beta drivers
>Unstable beta drivers are unstable and shit themselves
>Anon blames windows for writing code that is stable and only causes issues if it runs on drivers it shouldnt run on (woah!) because funny internet man fed him this opinion
You make good cattle, goyim.
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>>543227925
The "mid-ish" October update isn't going to put a dent in the game's performance or stability. It's probably going to buff some weapons no one cares about, fix a couple minor things people aren't concerned about and introduce a couple new bugs to compensate.
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>>543221021
VOY MENTIONED
WHAT THE FUCK IS A GOOD ENDING

fr the doctor and Q episodes are peak trek i love this mid ass series
fuck 7 of mid
that bitch ate all the screentime just to be gooner bait for the most retard "nerds"

elite force fucking rules too
just ran through the game stun phaser only
as tuvok intended
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>>543214119
Great lobby, a shame that host died on us at the end
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I feel like a small dumb lad when I wear the yogurt armor
Is it my inner SEAFness
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>>543230525
It's new. Who knows, maybe it's "bugged" and when they "fix it" it'll be even worse so may as well use it now
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>>543230525
It's really nice for bug bases. But then again, destroying bases is only for exp farmers.
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should i buy bf6? i kind of want to but my gut feeling is telling me no
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>>543233189
Would you send Tuvix to the superkill chamber?
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>>543234626
If you dont want to blow $70 just run around BF4
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>>543233189
>GOOD ENDING
>Janeway denies the lame and unsportswomanlike ending her older self laid out for her
>returns to the delta quadrant, then returns to the Federation through Voyager's own power 5 years later
>in shock, the crew finds out that their ship is to be dismantled, large parts of the crew arrested for conspiracy, and the doctor including his emitter given over to science council nerds with questionable motives
>Janeway says fuck it, busts out everyone, steals the ship
>Laforge tails her, she fucking kills him (accidentally with one little quantum torpedo to the bridge, lol what a bitch) also Paris and Kim die to random exploding consoles during that same fight
>this kicks off three seasons of all-out internecine guerrilla murder warfare until Barclay becomes President of the Federation, pardons Janeway posthumously, and tractor beams Voyager into the sun for the good of everyone
there I fixed it
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I wish there's a mod like the korean AC hud tracker for Epoch that displays charge in percent instead of second guessing
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>>543225916
GGs fuck swiggers
https://litter.catbox.moe/fhztbnnhgs208y10.mp4

>FPS goes down
>GPU usage 65%
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>>543235667
Seeing the character model mods some people here use makes me laugh everytime
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If your FPS are bellow 60 you are poor and brown
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>>543236075
saar
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nudiver here
The hell happened here
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>>543227925
They have vacation week after next. Patch is next week or three weeks from now.
It's Unironically over if they can't deliver next week
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>>543236231
first ever sample collection MO
china is a very large country inhabited by many chinese
MO completed within an hour
arrowhead releases an update saying they got their pet fish got executed
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>>543236231
lkorewise squids were originally ocean creatures and we can't be too sure that the maritime creatures of Super Earth aren't secret allies of their larger spacefaring cousins
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>>543236231
People cheesed SC. AH patched it and put up that imagine as outcome
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>>543235667
<< You, solely, are responsible for this. >>
sequel NOW
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>>543236350
>>543236381
Thats fucked
Never imagined a fish killed via firing squad

>>543236379
Yeah cant risk what the hell is going on in the ocean
Seadivers when
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The official ODST helmet model is ugly. Here is a comparison with the helmet from the Dogmatic Reach mod.
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>gaylo
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>>543230525
It basically does everything.
CCs and kills lite chaff.
Headtaps big medium chaff.
Wrecks lower end heavies.
Staggers big shit like bile titans so you can stun lock them while thermites or reds setup.
Blows up holes from afar.

Only downside is the ammo economy, and it does feel a bit under tuned against chargers.
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>>543237349
The tint just seems off.
Don't think there's any iteration where the helmet was that white.
Maybe it looks better in mission but the visor really stands out as the worst part to me. That and the proportions.
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>>543237708
>and it does feel a bit under tuned against chargers
>staggers and confuses them
>can ohk them through the butt
ok retard
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>>543237947
Itd be like if there was no one shot on hulk visors. It'd be gay having to rotate them with gas and shoot their back out.

It's weird how it's this jack of all trades gun, when it feels like it should just be good for nuking lite heavies like the other support weapons in that class.
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>>543238313
>inb4 its impossible to strafe behind it as it charges at you
its tied to framerate, blame sweden
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>>543237947
If it could one-tap stingrays I’d say it’s kino but it’s kind of bino.
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>0.62 -> 0.31% resist
JOEL RIGGING!!!!
>JOEL RIGGING!!!!!
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>>543236231
Real answer: MO mission about collecting samples. Chinese chest and it gets completed in an hour. Arrowhead frames this as "someone was bringing in tons of counterfeit samples. The perperator has been caught, jailed and his pet fish shot"
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>>543238894
LMAO BOTNIGGERS NEEDED HELP FROM JOEL TO COMPLETE THE MO LMAAAAAOOOOOOOO
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>>543238894
Resist rate drops over time. This isn't anything new
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>>543238740
>Normal animations are normalized to framerate * frametime as they should
>Turning while charging is tied to framerate only, so they turn faster if you have higher FPS
Maliciousness of swedes knows no bounds. This must be intentional.
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>>543237349
If I had to guess, I'd say they were working off 343 model sheets.
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>>543239107
>Resist rate drops over time
No, it's only Joel manually lowering the resistance. You are dumb as shit if you think this is an implemented mechanic.
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>>543225916
GGS retard
Can't find the correct setting for these webms, hopefully it comes out okay
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>>543238894
botsissies..... our response?
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HE'S FAST!
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>>543239808
Hayai
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>>543230525
Swiss knife support weapon that looks cool as fuck.
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>>543239808
N-NANI?!
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>>543239808
>watch gameplay
>HUD off
>guy still nails all his gems
How
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>>543230525
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>no lobby
game ded
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>>543223804
Just use Equalizer APO+Peace GUI retardbro... its way easier and dont have to change anything input/output related.
>someone who already tried VM Banana
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Sweden will never fix this cave glitch
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>>543240606
be the change you want to see
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>>543230525
Gas grenades + railgun in one, it's honestly not that bad when you know how to use it. The fact that it has a gas cloud is what makes it actually good, without it, it would be a less useful railgun.
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>>543240730
I'm just using it to play music through my mic and still be able to hear it myself. I think I have it figured out now, although it was pretty miserable
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>>543240812
Turn off the subtitles on the bottom of the screen to make future webms easier
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>anons that unironically believe the Spear Gun is mid instead of SSSS+ tier
Special kinds of retarded niggers.
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>>543239549
Use boram
https://github.com/Kagami/boram
All settings that matter in GUI, and you can just set the size limit to fit into 4mb size limit
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>>543241338
I still use webm4retards just fine. Having more options for quality scares my retard ass off
https://github.com/argorar/WebMConverter
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>>543239808
n-no way...
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>>543238894
Botfags are really silent on this one.

Makes you wonder why.
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>>543239808
HE'S SPEEDING UP
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>>543241320
we have spreadsheets
it just doesn't have all that much power
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>we have spreadsheets
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>>543241976
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>>543242418
every video game is a numbers game
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>>543241976
WAO
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>>543242228
Wrong, you simply can't count.
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>>543242228
99% of /hdg/ doesn't actually play the game
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>>543243158
I still play it enough to know there are much better support weapons
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Why did he do it ?
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D10 bots
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243424636940/76561198027910192
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>>543243584
I would lash out at the world in any way I can too if I looked like that.
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>>543243584
i look like this and do things like that
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>>543243584
Goes hard
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>>543243683
FVLL
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>>543243683
failed to join
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How do you even "mod" lobbies? Do you really just cheat-engine praying not to get trigged by AC or do you have to pay for the retarded havoc hub shit?
Game's getting boring and I feel like I've extensively used every equipment and stratagem
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>>543244924
>Do you really just cheat-engine praying not to get trigged by AC
the AC does literally nothing, it been reported for nine months at least
>or do you have to pay for the retarded havoc hub shit?
no you don't
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>>543243980
>helldivers before helldivers
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>>543241320
the only SSSS+ tier support weapon in the entire game are the Autocannon. The Speargun are mid
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Helldivers? More like SMELLWIPERS lmao
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>>543246149
>esl
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>>543246416
i accept your concession
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>>543246149
>Autocannon
>requires a backpack
>slow ass retard reload making you pay attention to the ammo 24/7
>have to stop to reload
>ergos are literally shit tier
>shit damage
Speargun doesn't have all this while being able to do what AC does BUT ALSO staggers Bile titans/Chargers/Fleshmobs and releases a fart cloud as a bonus.
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>your password has expired and must be changed
why thank you windows 11 but ive never had a password
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>>543246416
The concession are accepted
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwlM6chvOV4
>damage control the video
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>>543247278
the deal is that speargun has a fraction of the ammo and a much higher TTK than the autocannon on every heavy enemy. the AOE capability is also a bit worse by comparison to the current OP reworked flak shrapnel. It also has a of course much lower firerate due to being single-shot. The greater ergonomics and moving reload don't come without the comparative downsides
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Wake me up when Arrowhead posts a "why I'm quitting" video where they complain about their ungrateful players
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>>543246149
>Why would I change? This bike is SSSS+ tier, it’s so easy to use!
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>>543247278
>speargun
>not a worse reload than AC
LOL.
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>>543247780
We should truly be more grateful towards their constant neglect and greed.
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>>543247801
were you born stupid? or did you have to work at it
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>>543247985
>just got the xbox launch
>and the FREE "into the unjust" update
let me guess, you need more?
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Im still having fun with da game but yes wish they'd fix things for you guys
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>>543247801
???
Are you thinking of SPEAR? Hecause the Speargun takes a tiny amount of time and can be done while retreating
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You guys see the marine guy do the helldivers intro speech in front of the military

Pretty cool
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>>543243683
GGs.
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>>543248943
>be Swede
>make military shooty game satirizing the Global War on Terror
>the sequel is loved so much that excerpts from the into are quoted in the US Marine's 250th anniversary event
>main theme is sampled too
Were there ever any events like this where some general at a high profile event quoted anything from Call of Duty? Or even music soundbites.
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Helldivers would never damage your PC! What? Your PC only has problems when it runs helldivers and never when running other games? It has to be your PC.
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patch in 2 days
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>>543247278
no other stratagem does what AC does i.e. 100% durable rapid fire with potentially sniper-like precision+range and an alt fire mode that increases the aoe potential manyfold for an acceptable -1 of pen value
until there's full blown man portable artillery AC will remain quite unrivaled in its niche
>abloobloo muh boipucci pack
who cares lmao
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holy esl melty
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>>543249478
this should be illegal
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>>543249478
Posted it again award
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>>543249804
$0.0012 has been deposited to your account.
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ITT we love autocannon and black pussy
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>>543243683
ggs
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>23 hours to do 1.2 million HP
We might actually do this still
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>>543250029
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Predict the war strider nerf
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>>543250770
They're gonna get the same lobotomy that gunships got.
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>>543250770
only one volley of grenades per strider
cannons no longer ragdoll and can now be clapped by ap3
stagger threshold cut substantially to make it cc'able
red glowing spots into ap3 weak points with a modicum of durable
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>>543250827
they can't nerf them the same way
war striders are already inaccurate as fuck, their only way of damaging the player is ragdolling them to death with the mine spam
my money's on making joints ap3
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>>543250770
Added new ability: Hellblade.
Aiming at an enemy and pressing the interact button from a minimum of 30 meters will trigger a dash attack that instantly kills that enemy.
The attack has iframes that linger for 5 seconds after the attack
Cooldown is .2 seconds but we will monitor to see if it feels underpowered.
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>>543250770
The only necessary 'nerf' is for their eye to become a proper weakspot so they adhere to the same principle as every single other bot unit
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>>543251328
>inaccurate as fuck
Weirdly enough, if you shoot them far away their side-mounted lasguns are very accurate at retarded ranges for some reason
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>>543251578
and the heatsink on the back of the leg joint
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>>543250283
With a 2% decay rate on Marfark, probably not. But in exchange for getting to rub in Joel's face that we absolutely shat on the Jet Brigade yet again and denied Julheim, more than worth it.
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>>543238894
>weakest faction
>still need GOD joel to help the MO
Pathetic.
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>>543251328
>war striders are already inaccurate as fuck
Damn I guess the skill issue is me then.
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>>543239063
>>543239107
>>543239631
>>543241796
>>543252000
>Botchads cvck joel out of 2 invasions
>bugchasers trying to pip up about joel helping
>bugchasers already forgot Joel literally handed them win because D6 chargers are too hard for them
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>>543252492
filter > image md5
for a laugh, archive > image md5
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>>543252492
a win*
Uh oh! Now here come all the "esl" posts!
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>>543252420
I love when libs make this shit and somehow don’t reach the conclusion that people will think ‘thats cool as fuck’ and not ‘no my hecking wholesome daemoniarinos! Oppressive white guys!’
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>>543252616
imagine making a filter because you get triggered this easily
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>>543252758
The quality of your posts suck shit and you barely try to evade filters. Go get an md5 hash changer if you want to be seen more
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>>543252420
>>543252683
2/4, here is another one
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>>543252420
wHAT SHOW? THATS COOL ASF
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>>543252838
consider: >>543252758
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>>543252886
K-On! OVA
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>>543252492
thank you for filtering yourself
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>>543252886
Boku no Pico
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>>543252758
>>543252893
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>>543252758
Imagine seething that people filter you because you don't know how to change image hashes
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>>543253172
Imagine needing to tell people that you filtered them because you crave attention.
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>>543252886
Devil may cry from netflix, idk if its any good but considering it made 0 waves i highly doubt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObSRIxVN9Lk
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>>543253282
>>543253172
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>>543253313
Complete and utter garbage, the only saving grace was making fun of how bad it was
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Whos the smoking guy and why do they upset bugniggers so much?
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>>543253282
Imagine avatarfagging because you crave attention
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>>543253313
>>543253104
>>543253007
Nvm. Invincible type of animation, don t care
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>>543253431
>Posting a gif is avatarfagging now
i'd posting the gif twice for this if i could
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>>543253632
If everyone can identify exactly who you are by a posting the same exact thing over and over, it's pretty damn close in my eyes
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>Notice how the bugniggers didnt actually address what was actually said in the post
Damn, you guys really got blown the fuck out, huh?
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>>543235489
Get the mod that adds beeps to epoch charging. Third beep = big explosion
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>>543253974
>>543252620
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>>543253974
What an embarrassing self-report on your part.
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>>543254039
I accept your concession, Ranjit.
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steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243435147496/76561198006804493
2/4, Get in here
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>>543253967
How does the accuracy thing work on epoch? how did you miss both of those shots
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>>543254189
>>543254214
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>>543252420
>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243435147496/76561198006804493
2/4
GET THE FUCK IN BUGNIGGERS
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>>543253967
How does the accuracy thing work on epoch? how did you miss both of those shots
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>>543254337
Swedish black magic
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>>543254279
it had insane spread at release and took them an embarrassingly long time to patch it

>>543254337
hebrew atmospheic interference
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>tfw only armored scout striders on d10
I would like some basic ones just for the variety. I hate when content is ‘lost’ because a harder form exists.
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>>543254861
>harder form isnt even harder because you can instantly kill them by shooting at the rocket pods
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>>543254282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kF3_IFPaJA
lobby canceled
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>>543254861
Yeah don't see why d10 doesn't mix these kinds of things in based on seed
Haven't seen a regular charger, scout strider, or whatever commander on bugs in ages
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>>543254282
Lobby closed
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>have to task manager helldivers after closing it from the menu constantly now
What the fuck is wrong with these devs
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>>543255112
Considering what we saw from ruski haxor custom lobbies, its likely they are one unit with different loadout.
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>>543251758
Learn how percetages work
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>>543255539
bit coin miner wanted to work overtime.
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>>543255539
Works on our computer t. Arrowhead
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>>543256153
They dont play HD2 on PC.
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>>543255539
hello sir, please wait kindly as we switch to unreal engine 5 thank you sir. Revert with any questions regarding the Unreal Project
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>>543255938
>spouting gibberish as if it means anything
You stupid fucking moron. We've never taken a planet in less than 24 hours unless its decay rate was 1% or lower. Once Bekvam is liberated, we'll have less than 20 to complete the MO, which can't be easily overcome even by DSS support.
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>>543253785
Sounds like a personal problem
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come play bf6 with me in the meantime
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>>543256885
I don't play games made by swedes
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>>543256885
I enjoyed bad company 2 and bf1 way later when it had patches and more maps added
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>>543255539
It's your computer. Helldivers would never stress your hardware beyond what it's inherent flaws are!
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>>543256885
>nu-battlefield
ewww.
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>>543256530
>>543255938
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>>543257878
I accept your concession. No need to @ me again, I don't need to be reminded of my victory here.
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If we make it through this rough period of the game and they start making that HD2 movie, instead of adapting one of our past battles, AH should tie the movie's plot and battles into an MO.
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>>543258785
Correct, but that would involve work so it won't happen.
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>>543255539
Its been like that forever for me
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>>543258785
Oh I really hope they do.
I really want to see the shitshow resulting from Sony making another shit movie nobody likes, while Swedes are forced to do tie-in promotional content which turns out to be delayed way past the point of relevancy and/or is completely broken and instead of advertising the franchise it just leads to further drop in numbers.
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>>543254664
Lil nigga.
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>>543259539
>Chris Pratt voice pack
>"I LOVE STOMPING.......... BUGS!"
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>>543252420
Isnt this the anime that tried to make you feel bad for literal demons?
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>>543258458
>muh 'cessions
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>>543252420
Isn't the whole point of Devil May Cry about how Dante is part demon and him coming to terms with that? While also fighting off demon incursions into the human world?
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>>543260623
How dare you, goyim
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>>543260851
Welcome to modern "media literacy"
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>>543256885
Battlefield 6 is the game that made me realize my reflexes are getting old. I know stuff was tweaked after the beta but I can't keep up like that.
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>>543261074
you just dont play / try hard as much as you did in the past
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>>543247461
>Commissar Kweer
Good, take your le heckin’ epic larp shit to another game and stay there, insufferable nigger.
Also buy an add, fag.
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>>543260934
I mean, expanding stories to include things that had not been previously seen or explored sounds great in theory.
But it's also literally Hell. All my knowledge about Devil May Cry comes from Max0r shitpost videos, so I might be missing some context about what Hell actually is in that universe, but it didn't seem like a nice place. Is there any indication from any of the games that Hell functions as just an alternate Earth where demonkind do demonkind things like build cities (though I actually don't see any buildings at all in either of those clips), trade, and pay taxes? They're wearing clothes, so they must have some kind of infrastructure even if it's cottage based.
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>>543261423
>add
ESL detected.
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>>543258785
>helldivers movie
>happening
lmao imagine
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you WILL watch sloptube with me
you WILL enjoy it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqHZw3mUWEQ
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>>543255539
>have to task manager helldivers after closing it from the menu constantly now
If you're having to close the game via task manager, you're probably at the point of risking this dogshit game fucking your computer up. Not worth it to play the game until these retarded swiggers fix this spaghetti coded shitfest of a game.
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>>543261749
>no argument
K
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>>543261074
Now that there's a generation who have more or less grown up with first person shooters, I heard that a more recent study found that the loss of reflexes from aging aren't as bad as previously thought. It's there, but on the order of milliseconds. Just have to keep playing so the ability isn't lost.

Personally, I'd say that getting smarter as I've aged has made up for any loss of speed. Also it's hard to compare yourself to others when there are so many hackers.
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>>543261951
This game has hardcrashed my pc to an instant restart countless times, and crashed to desktop even more. I fear nothing.
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>>543261335
Maybe. Insurgency Sandstorm was the last multiplater pvp shooter I got into but I didn't last long there either. Poor performance issues at launch didn't help, and by the time those were fixed and I decided to give it another go it seemed like everyone already knew the maps to the point I didn't feel like I was making much headway at all. All the cosmetics didn't help attract me either.
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>60% of the playerbase isn't enough to make progress on one planet even with no city split
It's over...
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>>543262014
>it's hard to compare yourself to others when there are so many hackers.
This, what people attribute to getting old is often caused by completely different issues
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>>543256885
>Playing Battlefield 6.
>When DICE isn't even DICE anymore. Embark Studios is the original DICE team. The guys that made The Finals and Arc Raiders.
>And the current nu-DICE team is the same dogshit devs that shat out that shitfest of a game that was Battlefield 2042.
If you didn't drop Battlefield as a series after 2042 then you're a retard.
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>>543262014
>>543262268
The thought of hackers did cross my mind when writing all that out but I couldn't say for certain if that is the case. Are there even really more hackers nowadays than previously? Proportionally, I mean.
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>>543262280
I'd call someone a retard for even making it that far. Iirc One was about when they started openly cockslapping their own player base?
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>>543262134
The point of the MO is to get fireworks to celebrate Liberty Day. But how the fuck do we have fireworks shortages when the Illuminates fucking wiped out like 70% of the Earth's active voters back in June?
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>>543262510
>Are there even really more hackers nowadays than previously
bruv most of the web is brown.
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>>543262014
>it's hard to compare yourself to others when there are so many hackers
I avoid almost all pvp games because of this. Every single time I try to play one it's constant bullshit at the higher levels and the devs can never stop them
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>>543262510
It's gotten so much worse imo. All the cheatdevs have much easier ways of getting paid and sharing cheats with larger and larger amounts of people. Devs are also really bad at competing with the speed of cheatdevs and often barely care
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>>543262689
Tbf I can imagine superearth like retrofitting fireworks boxes as makeshift bombs ro something in a panic and something that civilians could easily rig up
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>>543262510
Yes. I blame China, personally, but it's yes regardless.
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>>543262510
>>543262847
>public cheats
>private cheats
>auto aim console players
>xim cheaters
>no life try hards malding
Its genuinely over for competitive FPS, devs don't try to fight them either, i think the only devs that try to fight cheaters are valorant devs
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>feel like babysitting some newdivers
>D6 bugs
>one keeps throwing orbitals right next to me
>hardest match of my life
Maybe I'll find similar levels...
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>>543263413
It sucks that coop pve devs are so shit these days. That Helldivers 2 with it's horrible fucking devs is considered "pretty damn good" in the genre is depressing
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>>543262556
BF1 was the sign of BF going south, but there was genuine passion and love for that era you could still appreciate from the game. Even though they had to do woke compromises like the nigger German Scout, and had to throw in a bunch of automatics to appease ADHD riddled players that need a gun they can M1 with. The audio in particular was a highlight for me. I like that the older guns that still used blackpowder instead of smokeless rounds also had a noticeable smokecloud when you fired them. The details that game had made it special.
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>>543264002
do coop irl
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>>543263561
>dead rape victim merch
who asked for this?
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>>543262689
I don't think we're meant to think too hard about population figures when every single attack and defense costs us millions of helldivers.
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>>543264497
You really need to ask?
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>>543263413
Id simply ban all non white countries (that includes Russia), that eliminates 99% of all hackers and im sure you can manually ban the remaining 1%.
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>>543264497
shes still serving cunt
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>>543264574
4chan is backed by goodsmile
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>>543264552
I'm doing my part!
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>>543262689
By Liberty we are going to blow up just as many fireworks as Super Earth always has just to stick it to those squids that they haven't changed a thing about Our Way of Life, regardless of how many citizens have been denied their right to vote. Suggesting otherwise is dissident talk.
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>>543262134
Genuinely doesn't matter. We defended from 2 attacks and liberated 3 planets with a potential 4th. I call this a major success
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>>543264624
>99%
you'd be surpliced by how wrong that is
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>>543264497
Me, it's funny
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>>543261704
You're putting more effort into this trash than I think its worth. If you want to do that, I'm not gonna dog you, but neither am I going to participate.
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>>543264497
>who asked for this?
Jimmy, so he can show it off to Swansea before he blows his brains out across the ship floor.
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>>543264552
Helldivers are sourced not just from Super Earth, but other planets under Super Earth's control. And those planets have their own megacities, so those populations could easily be enormous. And then there are those divers that are in cryo that have probably been that way for years too, so the numbers are absolutely pumped up.
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>>543234718
I love that episode so much
he's so fuckin gross with kes it's insane

i probably wouldn't kill him just bc he's such a pleasant dude
he was nothing but nice and they killed him bc they didn't want to promote a new security officer

janeway did straight up murder him
say what you will about voyager but janeway being an unaccountable demented maniac makes her the most entertaining captain in that entire era of trek
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>>543258785
why is that logo in rainbow glitter
lgbtqwerty+???
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>>543237349
the visor is REAL dogshit
like all they have to do is tint it a different color or actually put some relections on the fucker and it'd be fine
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>>543262689
That sort of kayfabe is exactly on brand for Super Earth, maintaining that cheery democratic fervor at all costs.
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>>543267067
Because helldivers are basically space navy seals
and as we all know
the navy is very VERY gae
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>>543267067
The game suggests you change your appearance in the tips
Divers are pro trans
As long as theythems can hold and fire a gun at bugs they're welcome
Dark woke
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>>543237349
>>543237843
>>543267127
I use this mod for a better visor, looks pretty good
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/8157
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>>543266719
>And then there are those divers that are in cryo
yeah we have an absolute buttload of divers who've just been suspended in cryo since GW1.
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if they bring back cape spinning I'll forgive them
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where the fuck is my bastion tank
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>>543269683
here ya go, buddy
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>>543259539
>the hierarchy of power in the galactic war is about to change
>2500 SC premium+ warbond
>four 250 medal skins
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>>543270213
that's a big cannon haha
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Would you like to dual weild a secondary as a strat/over primary?
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Marfark just lowered from 2% to 1.5% for no reason, it's not even a planet we can go to yet
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>>543264497
I dont understand thw drama around that, are we never allowed to make merch or art of characters that had bad things happen to them?
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>>543270552
>Would you like to dual weild a secondary
Yes! dual talons/redeemers would be peak and better than a lot of primaries
>as a strat
No!
>over primary
sure why not
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>>543270552
>2 talons
sure
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TWENTY-THREE PERCENT OF THE PLAYERBASE
ZERO MO CONTRIBUTION
NO PROGRESS ON THE BUG FRONT
YES..... THIS IS THE BUGCHASER
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>>543270213
bastion cinematic was kino
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>>543271105
What if as a strat it would let you have 2 secondaries as well as your primary
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>>543271308
>majority of squid divers are on one planet in an eternal forever war to take one sector
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>>543271503
even with 2 ultimatums I can't see it being worth the strat slot
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to8yh83jlXg
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>>543270673
>joel realizing he got outplayed and relenting
What is he plotting?
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>>543271742
Double melee would also be fun
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So bug got hive worlds, bots will get factory worlds, what will squids get?
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>>543272628
Brethren Moons
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bots lobby
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>>543270552
Sure, it sounds like it could be fun.
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>>543272628
Craftworlds
Planets in the squid backline will start collapsing into Meridia style wormholes, out of which titanic continent-scale ships will emerge and start patrolling squid territory.
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>>543270552
>Dual knights with a supply pack
KINO

i wish the ammo pack was added to the fuckin game already tho
i just want infinite ammo economy without the near infinite stim crutch :/
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what is your placebo prescription for stuttering/crashing/shader issues (flashing/whitewashed on ship when returning from mission)
>HPET off?
>cpu idle?
>resizable BAR?
>clearing cache
>affinity?
>ini stuff (particles_X = false)
>chromatic aberration = false
>lower settings + LSFG
what do?
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>>543273818
>knights
anon, I...
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>>543273818
>smg
Uh
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>>543273914
I play on difficulty 6
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>>543273939
>>543274065
oh what you can fantasize about dual secondaries and i can't do the same for dual 1 handed primaries

tho now i'm imagining dual weilding xbows and looking like the biggest retard known to man

also it's such fucking bullshit that the reprimand isn't 1 handed but the xbow is >:(
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>>543274394
The question at hand was about secondaries
One handed primaries =/= 2nds
You fooldiver
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>>543273279
3/4
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>>543274525
we're literally just fantasizing about stuff rn
excuse me for dreamin a lil bigger
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>>543273279
FVLL
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>>543274394
the reprimand is one-handed tho?
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>>543214119
>>543233231
shietttt my apolocheese, I closed my eyes for a few seconds to rest them and I passed the fuck out
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>>543274878
fuck off
>>543273279
1 spot open
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>>543274851
Dream within parameters, soldier
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>>543274946
In this
>Game
In this
>Gooncord
2+2=5
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>>543275046
I got my shit working, rejoice
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>>543274946
I got permabanned for saying they should just fire this useless retard
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>>543273914
>flashing/whitewashed on ship when returning from mission
Never happened to me. Reinstall your drivers
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>>543273279
diving 1 spot open
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FIFTY PERCENT OF THE PLAYER BASE
ZERO MO CONTRIBUTION
ZERO PROGRESS ON THEIR OWN FRONT
COLONYDIVERS, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN
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MOs are fake and gay
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>>543276238
(you)
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>>543276590
Thank you, I was worried since it was so obviously, you know, that I wouldn't get any replies
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>>543237349
>let's compare two different helmets
I have three minor complaints about the Helldivers ODST helmet. The bend in the visor isn't as rounded as it should be. The vent pieces have been fused into the back of the helmet (they should also be a little taller.) And the the slight curve on the sides of the upper rim of the helmet has been smoothed out. Other than that, I think it's a good iteration of my favorite helmet from Halo.
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>>543277323
when you were making this post, was there any point where you thought "hey, I'm comparing 3 things visually, maybe I should line them up?"
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Swigger status?
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It's over, and that's a good thing
Seriously though, can we get somebody like the palworld devs to make a basic 1:1 copy of this game that runs well, and doesn't rape your performance or disk space?
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>>543276590
(Me)
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>>543277998
ACK'd

there's no way tuesday's patch will be substantial enough for the hate they're getting rn

and much like how the shitty balance soured opinions on the game to normies this too will be apart of how this game is seen

an unstable mess that barely runs
even if they do fix performance problems soon
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>>543278201
>game that runs well
>palworld devs
namefag you amuse me
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>>543273279
1 spot open for (You)
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>>543261074
you really don't need to run and gun... i'm nearly 40, and I JUST CAMP
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>>543278468
Nice. I shall check back in a few days.
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>>543278489
karen why are you inside my foreskin again?
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>>543240812
what glitch
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>>543240812
zamn, same thing happened to me except some parts of the cave were flooded so I had to use my mech to traverse or drown
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>>543277625
>>543277625
>"hey, I'm comparing 3 things visually, maybe I should line them up?"
No.
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>>543279994
understandable, have a nice day

▲▲
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>>543274946
>pic
This certainly explains the squids
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>>543275490
Which one
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>>543251721
and the heatsink on their ass
and the heatsink on the back of the head
and the heatsinks on the fronts of the thighs
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>>543278201
There’s more to this game than just the gameplay. It’s the entire soul of it. The OST, everything. If they came out with a Helldivers 3 with a generic John williamsy sounding store brand score and not the Rodger Mendoza or whoever did the actual Helldivers 2 score it would suck balls and id literally not play it.
In other words if EDF or some shit made a HD2 clone with procedurally generated battlefields that’s a huge map you run around etc. but runs better it would still be gay compared to HD2. Trust the patch.
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>>543282554
Why do people cover up the bottom right? Is there even sensitive info there?
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>>543273279
ggs
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>>543283523
Names.
This is 4chan.
I'll let you figure out the rest.
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>>543282554
The memory leaks made it funnier
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>>543284493
If you have to insert masturbation into every facet of your life you’re literally basically a tranny. You can’t play Helldivers without some demented AGP jerkfest? Unironically get help.

t. gooner that the last thing on his mind is anime breasts when he’s knee deep in bugs fighting for the glory of Super Earth
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>>543284749
There is nothing funnier than puritan zoomers typing "t. gooner"
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>>543284749
the reddit spacing was a touch too far
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>>543283816
There's names there?
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>>543285653
You do not play the game
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>>543285653
chat
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>>543285537
>>543285534
NTA but it does look ugly af
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>>543285960
I find it to be better than the ones with massive fucking asses and tits
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Why are you even playing the game
Don't you know it'll kill your PC?
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>>543286075
how is that an argument
it's still dogshit
why bother at all?
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>>543286178
It's anime looking gacha, I assume so it gets a pass
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I'm gonna lay down for a bit, y'all better not post any lobbies, y'hear?
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>>543286138
>>543262095
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>>543286369
>i'll eat shit as long as it's anime flavored
wow
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We still have no actual sniper rifles
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>>543286687
Where the fuck do you think we are?
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>>543286815
the (you) factory apparently
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Helldivers is anime.
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>they moved the dss to erata
Surely they'll liberate it now.
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That rock hard hair. Can't the modder at least flag the hair as physics effected or something?
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>>543239303
>This mechanic that simulates enemies weakening overtime and is consistantly implemented is bad because it works in our favor

/Hdg/ brainrot lol
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>>543283523
No, but we've had a few melties over it
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>>543287561
hair is modeled into the helmet and I'm sure modders would've done something to fix it by now. I was thinking they could use the cape physics to make a flexible base for the hair but I'm no expert so idk
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Worst part of narrowhead having to do all this crunch time to fix the game is knowing there's dozens, if not hundreds, of unserviced gloryholes in Stockholm.
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Our once hallowed ground is devolving into schizophrenia in real time
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>>543287940
>doubling down on being a retard
2x retard
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Game fixed yet?
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I just found out that resupplying the Eagle is a thing. I thought the number of uses was for the entire mission so I didn't see the point.
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>>543289170
this is the person whom you're discussing the game balance with btw
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joining a rando is peak comfy
were going to liberate this zone bro no homo
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>>543289025
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>>543278489
I said someone like them, not those devs specifically. They got away with making a pokemon ripoff that might as well be 1:1
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>>543289170
so you saw the "eagle rearm" in the corner and thought nothing of it? dummy
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Why cant we just plant mario merchandise in Automaton planets so nintendo can sue them?
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>>543283520
you can just mod in the soundtrack though
these hypothetical devs could even be sneaky niggers and make the mod themselves on an alt. so that it's always updated at the same time as the main branch of the game
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>>543290136
I never brought any eagle stratagems along so I never saw it, and never heard it mentioned anywhere. I'm not quite _that_ stupid.
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>>543286178
there are different degrees
read a book and learn what nuance is
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>>543287686
I look away for 2 seconds and you get murdered in the most violent way imaginable
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>>543289170
I can't fault you too much, they were limited in HD1
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>>543287686
OH SHIT THE FRV IS AN AUTOMATON SPY!
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>>543290136
The stratagem info only tells you it has "uses", no "uses before rearming". I thought they were limited at first too
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>>543291702
2/4
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>>543292836
Look at him go
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>>543291314
>>543289170
You can see on the upgrades that rearming is a thing, but that's about it.
Skill issue .
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>>543291702
F*LL
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helldivers subreddit banned this artist because a reddit mod thought it was AI slop
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>>543285537
no reddit faggot you’re supposed to indent like that ONLY if you’re doing a “t” post
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>>543293747
can't blame him desu
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>>543293747
>slugcat AND amogus AND hornet all on the super destroyer for some reason
very odd choice of characters
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>>543293747
Only the /helldivers2/ one did, which is the crackhead cousin one that got made because they were mad
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Is this the robutt before robuttification?
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>>543294272
Did you miss Spiderman?
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>>543294272
I want to bone bugs so this is fine
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>>543294653
pokermen really needs to stop being lazy and ugly
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>>543294926
You just don't know business. AH needs to set up a massive legal division so they can just sue anyone who tries to make a game similar to theirs.
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>>543294926
So do you. Hit the gym, fatso.
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>>543295296
>spending more to aggressively defend the IP than you do to make the actual games
I hate it.
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I've never needed to use eagle rearm
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>>543295986
I've never understood why you would, it automatically rearms itself
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>>543296231
>>543295986
it's mainly for chumps who take 2 or more eagle strats at once. you use it during downtime
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>>543296494
Wouldn't taking more eagle things make you like less likely to have to rearm it? Since you could use the other one while it's rearming
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>>543295986
>>543296231
>>543296714
It shows
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>>543296714
never reply to me ever again
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>>543292836
His greed is sickening. Inshallah, he will be punished for his sinful ways.
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>>543293747
If it was AI, it wouldn't be slop, but some proper art.
reddit really has no taste.
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>>543294823
I can see the dream logic for spidey where halloween = cobwebs = spiderwebs = spiders = spiderman
and in hindsight that also explains Hornet because she's half-spider
slugcat and crewmate though feel very random
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>>543184949
Operation Coochee Destroyer
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>>543291702
Alright, my internet doesn't want to connect to the host so I'm out.
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>>543293747
>AI art getting so good its turning puritans into schizos
AI won so hard...
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>>543185197
DO NOT SAAR
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>>543293747
We don't even have any drawfags of this caliber, and our local sloppers are better anyways.
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>>543293747
I hate it, but it's obviously not.
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>>543300285
>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243470032736/76561198006804493
3/4 last mission of campaign
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>>543203494
>he thinks the new content after the fix won’t completely BTFO the game again and we’re all back to current state of bugs and wonky gameplay
Oh my sweet summer child…
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>>543214884
Fucking lel. Underrated. It’s just missing the LiveLeak logo
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>>543214943
BBC
>no seriously, check those STD rates D:
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IT'S REAL IT'S REAL
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>543301664
All that AND he's a fucking redditor?
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Tone you gotta hear this.. these helldivin cocksuckahs pay 40 dollars for their game and it bricks their computahs...
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>reddit
>youtube
fucking go back nigger
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>>543254337
very old webm from when the epoch had 150 spread instead of the 30 it has now
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>>543289039
>Forced win forced loss
>Stop interracting with the game like a gm, but also do more
>Game doesn't tell us enough, but it's also gay the wool is pulled off my eyes and I can see how things change

Like no winning with u tards
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>>543296845
>>543296919
What?
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>>543225916
>tfw you’ll never find a lobby with bros who drop gamer words
:(
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>>543302062
>Redditor
Yeah, deserved
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>>543291702
ggs
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patch tomorrow? are we saved???
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>>543303241
patch TODAY
check Steam
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the patch obviously won't be until Liberty Day
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>>543301664
out all of the games that can "save him", he settled for this hot steaming dog shit of a game
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>>543301290
you replied to me but it doesn't say (You) next to my post number, wtf...
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>>543303840
could be worse, destiny is full of these "it heckin saved me!" people
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>>543302020
I honestly want to report this nigger
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>>543304250
fleshmobs are a good enemy on the macro side of balancing (loadouts, what weapons to pick etc) but they are terrible to actually fight
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Comment
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>>543287940
Explain this then you HELL GENIUS
Why is it still 1.67% resistance when bugdivers already took one mega city and dive there for many weeks
I cannot wait for the HELL GENIUS explanation
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>>543305635
forgor image
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>>543304376
>fleshmobs are a good enemy on the macro side of balancing (loadouts
Explain, as I think its the opposite. The picture you replied to even lists it as 2-3 support weapons and 1 primary weapon. That seems to be pretty limiting.
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>>543305635
he's one big fucking retard, you're wasting your time
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>14.5 on the MO timer
>16 on the app prediction
This one is coming down to the wire.
I expect Joel to adjust the modifier overnight (US times) so that it reliably completes.
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>>543305635
Coom planet
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>>543304063
You aren't doing shit against this beast of a man. He's taller and more fit than anyone in /hdg/. More importantly: he's white.
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>>543304250
I could do the same with bile titan
>Why do I need to mag dump them with machine gun for so long, it's stupid how much armor they've got on their weak points. Why is shooting the glowing weak spot not kill it
>JUST BRING THE RECOILESS AND SHOOT THEIR HEAD, ITS NOT THAT DEEP THATS HOW BUGS WORK
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>>543306113
He already lowered it down to 1.50 and he will do it again since this MO is a must win.
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>>543306343
now tell me which one spawns more often and in large groups
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>>543306182
>OOOOOOH
>spurs loads of gloom
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>>543306350
>and he will do it again
Yes, that's what I said.
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Yes... Joel Railroading Situation Is Crazy
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>>543305864
theres alot of support weapons that become more useful when fleshmobs are involved, ABRL, GL, AC (good already, but amr was better back when it was only harvesters and oversaars)
its not all sunshines and rainbows though, they're pretty much immune to most forms of CC like stagger and stun except the already best form of CC in the game (gas), encourage explosive-spam in an meta dominated by it (diggers ring a bell?) and are just unfinished with them literally phasing through solid matter still FOUR MONTHS after release
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>>543306479
>Flesh pounds
>Takes half a mag to kill one spawns in groups of 2-4
>Bile titan
>Takes nearly 1 full mag if not more of machine gun fire to kill
>Spawns only one
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Yes... fembots owe me sex
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>>543306772
They actually get stunned now by stun grenades after the change. Thank fuck honestly, was retarded and p2w how they were immune to stuns
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>>543214619
is this what happens when moms take tylenol during preggo?
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>>543293747
Anime art is cliche and formulaic that's why it looks like AI so easily. Anime girl face has about 6 expressions and the "artists" just copy, paste and trace from a line of tracing going back literally decades.
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I want the Warrant as a shotgun, I want to miss all 9 pellets at point blank range
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Now that the dust has settled
How did you like Oshaune?
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>>543304250
In their current state, the Illuminate would be nothing without their meat shields. Everything else dies so easily and lacks the ability to suppress players like the bots can.

>Leviathans
Sure, sure. I bet Bigfoot was piloting the one you saw, right?
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>>543307937
It's fun when there's no DIGGERS around
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>>543293747
""""""people""""""" still use reddit?????
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>>543307937
I actually miss it, but it's just so buggy.
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>>543306772
Not even just support weapons. The Spray and Pray has similar ttk to the high rpm mode Stalwart in practice and that's a primary weapon with double the reserve ammo of the other two Breakers.
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>>543307937
Some of the most fun moments I've had were being caught in a tunnel with bugs bearing down from both ends with only a single other squadmate to back me up while we both start running out of ammo and the situation gets desperate.
Hivelords should maybe be an operation modifier that isn't a guarantee for each and every single op. Maybe make it so that if you kill the hivelord it doesn't show up for the rest of the missions in said op. Dragonroach spawns could maybe be less frequent too, besides all the other issues they have.
It's a fun planet to dive on with /hdg/. With pubs its almost guaranteed suffering though.
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>>543306113
Nah, he's not going to give this one to us, because we denied him both the Jet Brigade multi-planet offensive and the Julheim gambit. The MO is lost, but it doesn't matter because we still won.
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>"Now dont you go gettin' too excited Mr. Chud. That ol'd dawg Arrowhead more than likely half-baked the warbond."
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>>543307937
Extremely kino planet to play on and the best part about it is it filters out the shitters with hivelord and dragon roach spam
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>>543306324
What a gay statement
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BUGDIVERS PLEASE BAIL US OUT AGAIN WE'RE SORRY WE JUST WANT LIBERTY DAY FIREWORKS
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>>543305864
in the time you can kill a bile titan with torcher you won't kill with a fleshmob
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>bugchaser needs to pretend to be people asking bugchasers for help
thats pathetic
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>>543306324
I actually train my legs so I don't think mr. chicken here could take me.
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walks into love hotel with bugs following me inside
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>botdivers have to cover up their inability to accomplish anything without bugchasers by lying for eachother
ZAMN!
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>>543310909
Domestic e-710 production triples on Klen Dath II thanks to brave patriot 'bugfucker'.
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>>543310801
He hikes and mountain bikes as a hobby bro. You're not impressing anyone.
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Isnt it strange how bugchasers take up 21% of the playerbase but accomplish nothing on their front? Just thought that was some interesting trivia.
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Its so sad. We have these funny ass memes of bugchasers and botniggers but nothing for squiddivers. What a failure of a faction
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>>543311091
Could've fooled me, Thordan. Stop making clickbait ai sloppa you neanderthal.
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>>543307012
>They actually get stunned now by stun grenades after the change
>after the change
at that point, who cares? it doesn't matter, they're harmless when they're not charging. that's why you would want to able to stun them in the first place
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>>543311138
Buggods are the only reason you've made progress at all, when we come to help you out. Botbrains have not managed to take ONE (1) planet without us to come help in months
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>>543311292
>"NOOOO!!!! WE CANT RELEASE THE ENEMIES THAT WOULD MAKE ILLUMINATE FEEL LIKE A REAL FACTION UNTIL JOEL GETS TO HIS INCREDIBLY SPECIFIC BUT ULTIMATELY SPECIFIC PLOT POINT IN HIS 40K FANFIC!!!"
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>>543311292
Yeah I haven't seen a charming depiction of a squid as an anime girl yet
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>>543306324
>that mutt is considered white in <current year>
Ishiggydiggy
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>>543310978
>resist get lowered
JOEL SAMA HELP US AAAIIIIIIIIEEEE
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>>543307937
it was very cool in concept but very broken in practice
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>>543311548
>Bugchasers claim to save everyone
>bugchasers also conventionally lose all ability to make progress during bot MOs
This sounds familiar....
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>>543311607
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>>543311748
Conveniently*
Fucking auto correct.
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>>543311607
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PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
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>>543311292
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Tell me about the airburst launcher and why I literally can't fire it anywhere on the map without one stray grenade heat seeking a teammate 50 kilometers away from the original blast location? I've been leaving sessions in shame cause it keeps happening I wish it wasn't a free stratagem cause I keep fucking falling for it.
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>>543311995
>has to rely on a bot to even write words
Ironic....
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>>543312441
>doesnt refute anything I said
interesting
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Yes... it is brown hours
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>>543312496
I didn't read it until after because I was busy cropping the pic
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Because it's programmed to target teammates. If it doesn't kill one it'll spawn one final nade to seek out the nearest teammate within the kill zone.
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>>543252616
based, may i never see this bot tranny post again
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>>543312876
hmmm yes. very interesting.
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>>543313063
Your life must be really boring if that's interesting to you
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>>543313195
Hello, yes. Is this a Helldivers 2 thread?
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>>543312419
use cluster instead of flak mode
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>>543313256
>>543184554
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>>543313016
>forced people to make filters because the gif made them seethe that hard
he unironically won
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>>543313424
>shit on the sidewalk
>people cross to the other side of the road to avoid it
>"public defecationbros... we won!"
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>youtube recommendations
>this is why I'm leaving helldivers
>click 3 dots
>click do not recommend cannel
>keep diving
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>>543313575
Look up "Cognitive Dissonance"
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do you guys think they'll give the constitution stripper clips and optic attachments for liberty day?
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>>543252616
unironically fap post lmao
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>>543313746
It's a picture of you?
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>>543313581
I mean I get eravin and couple others who were treated poorly but yeah I don't give a single shit I'll keep playing
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>>543313874
No, we're gonna get a cape and nothing else, they needed all hands on deck to disable tracking on a single rupture warrior attack si they can't spare any employees to do anything else
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>>543313894
Thank you, I couldn't think of a comeback
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Factory Striders need an attack where they sit down and try to crush you
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>>543312419
What exactly is so hard about thinking twice before shooting?
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>>543252492
What is it about this gif that made everyone itt seethe like this?
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>>543307937
I loved the fight against the big prey and the fact that the worm actually has breakable parts instead of a singular HP pool. However, along with the shitty implementation of the diggers, AH missed a few big chances
>Could've coded in tunnels dug by the hive lord which are temporary so an additional pathway is open in the cave while also enabling the worm to fuck with cave divers
>Could've given the dragons the ability to land and scamper thru the tunnels to hunt divers
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>>543314226
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>>543314331
keep in mind a lot of people on 4chan are probably really insecure about themselves. so a man laughing at them in a mocking manner probably sets off some memories in their head that they'd rather not relive
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>>543314543
I'm sorry dad
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>>543314226
crush my cock with a rock i must
maximum pain i must endure
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I mean all I'm saying is botdivers never cried so loudly to the point where an entire subfaction was taken out of the game entirely within a week.
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>>543314980
>botdivers are too weak to be able to kill a subfaction IRL
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>>543314980
sex with lucifer
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>>543314226
Someone post the webm of the strider doin a lil jiggle breaking a diver's neck.
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>>543315120
except diggers were taken out because bugdivers couldnt kill them.
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>>543315120
>"Heh, we cried so loudly that were actively regressing our own faction! Take THAT botdivers-- wait..."
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>>543315272
Then where is the rupture bugs then, huh?
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>sexy Helldiver models and skins are frontpage mods every day for 10 months
>modders discover how to replace ship NPC models
>two weeks go by
>only three mods to show for it
>they all look like shit
Pathetic.
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>>543315463
Make something yourself them dumbass
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>>543315436
I mean botdivers literally wiped bots off the map at one point. And that was through gameplay. Not the devs waving a magic wand and making them all disappear.
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>>543315463
They're all waiting for the mid october-ish patch (coming may 14, 2026)
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>>543315596
Then why is there still bots?
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>>543315706
>"Why did the devs not let us completely delete an entire faction from the game right after being released? I am very intelligent"
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>>543314462
>>Could've coded in tunnels dug by the hive lord which are temporary so an additional pathway is open in the cave while also enabling the worm to fuck with cave divers
>>Could've given the dragons the ability to land and scamper thru the tunnels to hunt divers
literally no game would be able to do that, it would be so complicated and create so much lag if the terrain were deformable like that, and to get bugs to update their AI to see it as a valid path and act accordingly would be impossible icing on the impossible cake. even minecraft, the cube game with an entirely randomly generated world, struggles when trying to do the same thing with mods
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>>543315873
Even assuming the hivelord tunnel was a pre-generated structure that only opened up during scripted sequences, that would still break like 90% of the time and create huge lag spikes and crashes
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>no new bread
Miquella.
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>Everyone seethes when someone is told "bring anti-tank" to war striders and is called a "glazediver"
>But nobody ever calls them "wrong"
interadasting......
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>Joel had to add in the Gloom to cockblock bugGODs from liberating their entire front
>bot troons "wiped" the bot off the map thanks to Joel rigging the MO to fit his narrative and making sure bot troons won't throw a melty
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>>543316506
could you post a hot character instead like the cursed snake woman or ranni the handjob princess?
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>>543316634
>>Joel had to add in the Gloom to cockblock bugGODs from liberating their entire front
so what was stopping you from before the gloom was added to the game?
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>give overseers ablative armor
>put it all over their body as tiny individual pieces
>give them shitty, unpredictable pathfinding that adds more variables to player accuracy on target
>coupled with ballistics constrained to a certain standard of realism for consistency
>with ergonomics and aiming itself held to that same standard
>and fodder enemies that run directly at you and either flinch you off target or get in the line of fire and lower time to kill further
>and variants of the same overseer with the exact same health and armor to maintain that same consistency as with ballistics
>variants that take as long to kill or more because they either fly around unpredictably when said ballistics require leading shots based on predicted movement
>all of this can be mitigated completely with explosives or gun dog, which are so effective at killing them they have no chance to even do anything at all
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>and now that awkward silence because the bugchaser needs to come up with a cope to explain himself
>again
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>>543316647
Rya is ugly
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>>543318191
>>543318191
>>543318191
>>543318191
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>>543247461
>even the hardest helldivers larper is quitting
it's so joever...
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>>543262013
>no english skills
K
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>>543318168
shite taste
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>>543318789
She's an ugly whore who deserves to die in fear and pain
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>>543307937
Felt hard and fun would be a nice change of pace to the normal gameplay. Was perfect on release then they fucked it up by adding worm and dragon in the same seed.



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