Remember the Beach editionPrevious thread: >>543318191>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5, and Xbox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots, and squids to spread Managed Democracy. Players wage war on a number of contested planets, each with a different environment, completing as many objectives as possible within a procedurally generated area while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful operations a planet can be completely liberated, and the player base must cooperate to try to liberate the entire galaxy by focusing and combining their efforts as much as possible.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.net/https://helldive.live/>MAJOR NEWShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUC24yAP7Sohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi8VsvnkoEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L-UQQIFQhw>LATEST PATCHESSep 02 1.004.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516345493302805199Sep 04 1.004.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516346126609155527
AC mogs GL
>see PoI support weapon>ignore itWhich one is it and why is it all of them?
>>543390043>wastes your backpack slotnah
>>543390340The real wastes of the backpack slot are backpack stratagems.
>tells you to die for democracy
>>543390340>GL doesn't function without supply pack
>>543390552in a real democracy all women would be caged and gagged
>>543390307It's almost always flamethrower or arc thrower, like what's the point?
>the beachGod please tell me they aren't forcing this meme again
The supply pack is good. The myriad of things that are "good with supply pack" aren't actually good. It's just the supply pack being good.
>>543390508No the real waste is bringing a support wep instead of finding one on the battlefield, crutchie.
>squid kids want to meme da beach into their own creek>when the game which the creek happened in no longer exists
Liberty Day Games friendly competition event idea>Liberty day releases with three capes, Liberty, Prosperity, Democracy (or something)>only get to pick one for the duration of the liberty day event>MO isn't an objective but a 3 bars/counters of how many objectives/side objectives accomplished in lobbies with a cape type (so if you have 4 people with Prosperity capes, completing an objective would result in 4 added to the counter for prosperity)>At the end of Liberty week, the cape type with the most on their counter winsI dont know what the reward would he, since I think exclusivity rewards like "cape faction that wins gets the cape added to the game while the other two disappear" would cause negativity. Maybe the winner decides thw color scheme of a corresponding Warbond, so that the outfits are tailored to match the victorious capes color, though I understand why that'd be difficult productionwise to coordinate.I consider the fact that you could have mixed cape lobbies a feature, not a bug, since 4 players means that one would always have more benefit than the othersKino or cringe?
>>543391067Over-relying on your primary will always be retarded.
>>543389817I feel that the Liberators are best equipped with drum mags where possible, since the other Assault Rifles don't have that option. If you want an AP3 AR with a small magazine, you can choose from the Adjudicator or Pacifier.>>543389953Scorcher, Punisher Plasma, Purifier.
BUFF ASSAULT RIFLESBUFF SMGSBUFF SHOTGUNSBUFF SOLO SILOADD SPACE MISSIONSADD SKYBRIDGES AND TOWERS TO MEGACITIESADD APCADD TANKADD BIKEADD ARMOR PAINTADD MISSING STRATAGEMSADD FULL ILLUMINATE ROSTER AND MOREADD STRATAGEM CUSTOMIZATIONADD STRATAGEM LOADOUTSADD 12 PLAYER MISSIONSDELETE DURABLE DAMAGEDELETE ARMOR PEN SYSTEMDELETE JOEL
>>543391227Sounds fun but what's the point when Swedes can't even code it?
>>543391418>SKYBRIDGES AND TOWERSThat would necessitate genuine climbing items (hover pack is too shitty and limited btw) and Arrowcuck hate climbers as much as they do snipers
>>543391610ADD ELEVATORS AND ESCALATORS
>>543391418>that'll be 37.2TB of storage, please
>>543391716Even that is too much. They pretty much want the game to occur in a plane that is as close to two-dimensional as possible.>b-but why?Foolishness and lack of talent, so the usual
>>543391362Works for me.
>>543392301>boredom in rifle formno fenx
>>543391582>bug causes only the host's cape to count and override everyone else's progress>another bug causes one of the capes to get triple counted>stratagem jammer objectives somehow subtract from the objective count but only for one of the capes so everyone gaslight eachother into thinking eachother are lying >AH just decides a random winner anywayYeah...
>they'll turn warstriders into autocannon fodderit's true innitthey'll give it ap3 and stagger fuck vulnerability won't theybufftoddlers about to kill another one aren't they
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243529512880/76561198065475540d10 bots
>>543390845What meme?
>>543393690Some people have been trying to force the idea that the beach was some grueling victory that was notable and that we should get a cape for it
>>5433931803/4
>yet ANOTHER attack on HellmireIt's getting to the point where we need loadouts slots added for weapons and armor setups. I'm damn tired of having to swap back and forth to Inflammable.
>>543393845Yeah it was and we should what’s the problem.
I found this picture on Reddit. Just imagine her going down in a bug meganest, moaning, panting and cursing as the bugs have their way with her.
>>543392301me too
>>543394167Fucking kill yourself.
>>543389953TBQH most guns are fine on bots. I like the tenderizer to shoot off strider legs and quick tap heavy devs and easily wipe hordes of little terminators.
>>543393960I think what's funny about it was the fact that it was a "small but inexplicably dedicated" amount of Helldivers, which is funny and unique but kinda inherently means that thw cape wouldn't mean much to a majority of peopls
>>543394167I like the idea but the horns and everything make it kinda trying too hard
>>543393180join this fukin lobby doko noko 3/4
>>543393960nothing about squids is grueling you little fuck, unless you count maddening amounts of boredom anyway, the entire faction is the icecrown citadel entrance area trash rep farming on an alt experience, it is mind numbing
>>543393180FULL
>>543394418No u bitchAdmit you got hard at the idea of it
hope you guys are ready to defend hellmire for the 5th time :^)
What's even the point of holding Hellmire at this point. At low player hours, Oshaune sits at like 350 players at most on it. Nobody is playing that fucking content anymore.
>>543396047We need to stop the gloom.
>>543395740No tranny. Stop trying to arouse other men with gay spamming bullshit online. Freaky faggot that’s why everyone hates leftists. They’re antagonists. Fuck off.
>>543394167>found on redditgb2reddit
>>543396047Well digbugs are supposed to return tomorrow and I can’t possibly think of anything more sweedish than disabling access to them on Oshaune the night before.Can it not be pred strain for the millionth time tho?
>>543395185Nothing about bots is grueling go cry about nerfing war striders, cuck. Seyshel Beach was taken by like 2k players.
So now that they let us take marfark, both bots and squids are split in half. Will they do anything with this peculiar galactic war state, or will the gaps just close up next time Joel chimps out and throws 12 invasions at us?
>>543397647We both know the answer.Anyways the blob is too dumb to capitalize on the siege opportunities.And ultimately, logicistics or taking half of a faction’s territory bears literally zero consequence to them. Remember how we destroyed ‘100 years great host’ of the illuminate and then a month later they still attacked and took a dozen planets?The enemies just don’t play by any rules. To be fair, neither do we really, but thats less the point.
>>543396657Shut the fuck up before I rape your tight ass bitch
>>543398560Take the trans kids flag sticker off your car or your tires are getting slashed.
>>543397647If they're really putting content on the backburner right now they should do filler mos to let us clean up the map a little bit.
>>543395920Like 80% of the player base needed to barely defend. The numbers are so fucking unfair.
>>543395920
>>543398150The lack of consistency and logic are huge reasons why so many people hate the Galactic War mechanic. We can "destroy" the Jet Brigade one day, and then smash the factories in the next MO, but then have the factories magically rebuilt within a few weeks and the Jet Brigade spawning as if nothing had happened. And then arbitrarily lose a bunch of ground to magically spwning armies on three fronts because Joel demands drama. To say nothing of bullshit like the old Menkent Line.Yeah, it's just a game, but at least give us some proper buildup to game events instead of winging it on the fly. Joel is literally being paid money for this, why is he not putting in actual effort.
>>543399385to be honest if I was Joel i would wing it as wellthe dumb fucks keep playing the game
>play on other bot planets>No issues>Play on Fenmire>Audio skips and freezingSo it really just has to do with the grass biomes, huh?
>Yes, yes, good job, you completed the filler MO that we wanted you to win>Now here's Hellmire for the 127th timeHellcucks....
>>543400442playing on PS5 it’s pretty much guaranteed my game will crash if I’m playing bots, idk if it’s when I host or because of something happening in the game or what, but
>>543400713We got any more dark fluid lying around?
>20th of octoberMiddle of october patch status?
>>543404936Middleish of Octoberish of this yearish.
>>543393180GGsDuma Tyr? more like duma tear me a new asshole
>>543399385Also don't forget that time FTL lanes were added to the map to aid in a bot offensive. So even if the enemies did have to play around having factories built and destroyed it doesn't matter.
They'll begin working on the patch middle-ish October, so the 25th. Mid November (9th) they will need a holiday. February to recover from the holiday, then back to the office in March to finish the patch. April, holiday.
>>543393180This should be canon. In fact all war striders should taunt players as they ragdoll you and stomp your shit in. The only nerf they need is a weakness to nakadashi and orgasm denial.
>Bots>Bring laser cannon since it's been a while>Bring killzone sniper because I'm done with levelling>Comfymaxxing combo to rape hulk heatsink with 2 plasma bursts and pissing down bunker turret from well outside their range and raping mediums and chaffs>Hit a war strider seed>SUFFER SUFFER YOU WILL SUFFER BLAM BLAM BLAM AIIIEEEEEEEEE GRENADES BLAM BLAM RAGDOLL AGAIN AWARDWhat a bipolar spawn group
>>543390307For me, its the autocannon with no backpack that spawns on SAM sites.
>>543406574don't go to icbm missions
>>543407551War striders are on more than just ICBM missions, I just did a full op and it was war striders every single mission.
>>543390307I used to run supportless on early squids since you were virtually guaranteed to find a spare MG-43 or Railgun or AMR or Grenade Launcher lying around. Sometimes you'd get shafted and just run around with EAT, but otherwise it was a nice way to break the monotony.
>>543407821you are borderline guaranteed to find machine gun + EAT, a bunch of ammo boxes, 1 stim and 1 grenade boxes near every city entrance
>>543407818its simple>drop down>scope around>if you see more than three war striders you close game>drop down again to game enemy constellation system
>>543406574Bot megacities for the last few days have been bipolar as fuck>warstriders, warstriders fucking everywhere>take EAT and Commando next mission>zerkers and MG raiders everywhere, 1 war strider the whole mission, more factory striders than war striders>take ultimatum and mmg>warstriders again
>>543408253It was an /hdg/ lobby so we didn't do that.
Technical Debt patch this week + Warbond this week
>>543408358The game is subtly telling you to just bring RR every mission forever.
>>543408358>Hinga dinga durgem, did I catch your röv trying to have fun?
i really wish the basic helldivers colored armors all had extra padding instead of scout and fortified. leave the fancy stuff for the off colored armors. i wish i didn't have to shell out like 5 dollars (and more importantly, look ugly) to have 100 armor light armor or 200 armor heavy armor
>>543406574>Hotdrop>It's a jammer>You are in range of enemy artillery>3 war striders>2 heavy fabricators shit out another 2 war striders while I'm flopping on the ground uncontrollably>Flare>A patrol shows up at the same time, has a war strider in it>War strider on one of the drop shipsAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>543408358You know how bugs have aim resistance? We put strat resistance in bots now. Be sure your 4 man squad have a balanced spread of weapons now :) And hope you don't split into smaller groups now :) Or someone disconnects :)
>>543409269Aim resistance?
>>543408358I wish that like on the mission screen it would say something like "High Warstrider Prescense Detected" or "Bile-Terminids Detected" ir something so you could know what you're getting into
>>543409446Bugs automatically sidestep and dodge your aim, which makes it harder to actually hit them without rapid fire or explosives.
>HD2 is so ineptly handled that instead of having a stable, content-filled game with a Halloween theme for the month, it'll get a pathetically overdue "balance" patchSo glad to be done with this shit
>>543408358>he tried to resist the RR railroadingsubmit to your swigger overlords
Why are people still going for Fenmire? Taking Blistica would entirely wipe bots out of 2 sectors at once and clean up/secure the northeast front entirely
lobbysteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243541096773/76561198008364447
>>543409446When hunters and such do this
>>543410516>>543409696I didn't realize that they did that in reaction to being aimed at, I thought they just constantly did that, I think that's cool
The incel corps should have incendiary grenade war striders and gunships that fire napalm rockets.
>>543409696elevated overseers also have aim resistance
>>543410812Every subfaction should transform every one of the factions units to accommodate, but thatd require creativity and work from Swedes so we won't get that
>>543410939I feel like they're just programmed to space themselves optimally to make hitting them harder and so that they can toss grenades from the perfect distance. While they do take evasive action when shot at, it doesn't feel as bullshit as when the Predator Strain magically dances into your blind spots.
>>543395920No hive lords this time, at least
9 hours left to vote for the OFFICIAL >>>/hdg/ warbeezy tier list. GO to the polls helldemocrats
>>543413751link PLEASE
>>543392301>reached max weapon lvl>never touched again
>>543414395samecoyote has to be the single most boring weapon in the entire game, rivaled maybe by xbow
>>543413751>>543414216VOTE NOW https://live.tiermaker.com/95980019
>>543408253or you could not be a pussy and just play the mission
>>543406574>>543408358>>543408493>>543409934thermites and senator is all you need
>>543414489>Being able to kill enemies by shooting them is boringSweden coded post.
post youre are LSFG settings
War striders are just regular striders for a guy like me
>>543397314sure sucks that nobody wants to play illuminate huh
>>543415153>slop frameslolif i wanted my game to hallucinate i'd get high
Justice's Warbond is going to be S+++ tier!
anybody play precision? what mouse/sensitivity settings do you use? I cant get it right to dome botgerfaggots. Especially the rocket guys.
>>543406574>laser cannon>killzone sniper
>Botchad MO:>Capture 2 planets (Success)>Defend 2 planets. Level 50 and level 40 (Success)>bugchaser MO:>Defend one planet from a level 12 invasion
>"the next patch will have a bunch of balancing we'll think you'll like">"we'll have a video up on that"So, no patch this week then
>Mid October now means the last 2 weeks of the monthFascinating insight in to the Swede mind
>>543416847yes anon don't you know, mid october means the 28th in hörklepörkle land
Watch as they slightly buff a lot of weapons so that in return they can nerf the coyote
>Coyote nerf gives it insane spread and sway so bad it renders it night unusableWatch
>>543417003>>543417032No, you see, they said "mid-October-ish", all it needs is some proximity to mid-October.
>>543417346nigh*
>>543417195>>543417346>"Fixed an issue where the Coyote was mistakenly labelled as Incendiary"
>>543417346oh, insidious. yeah that's definitely on the bingo card.
>>543417195women don't have hair like that
>>543418184>t. tranny
>>543417346>>543417840It'll be one of those stealth nerfs, AH thinking that nobody will notice because they'll be too busy using everything else (they only gave 6 weapons buffs, which are shit like +2 bullets per mag / +5 ergonomics / +1 damage).
this game is missing so much basic QoL shit>training/lab mode>map editor>spectator mode>replaysand ít kinda pisses me off
>>543409696They're programmed to spread out and surround you within 10m. There's no aim resistance. Its just pathfinding being weird.>>543410939They're programmed to float 30m and just like the above, its pathfinding being bad.
>killzone and halo guns will never be 'good' and their excuse is that theres legal jargon to touching their stats
>>543417003No no no. They were going to START chipping away at it in mid October. They've been on vacation until now.
How does his flamethrower look like this? Is it weird snow decals?
>>543410391good games anons
>>543418792>training/lab modeyes>map editorno>spectator modeyes>replaysmeh
>>543410391piss diving on heat planets, its a move.good car usage tho
You know now that I think about it Arrowhead said "October-ish" but they also never specified which year said October would be from...
>>543417346>>543417840The coyote doesn't get nerfed. However FIRE DAMAGE from all sources gets absolutely gutted to like 10% of its current value. This fire damage nerf is unintentional and due to some kind of strange spaghetti code bug. It being unintentional will, in the Swede's mind, absolve themselves of guilt. It will be over a year before they resolve the bug. They will refuse to temporarily buff fire damage to account for the bug's presence because the bug isn't an intentional nerf and the current flame damage values are in accordance with their vision of realsim.>t. The voice in the walls told me so
>>543410391GG
>>543419940>>t. The voice in the walls told me soJust like Alexus
Automaton outpost: Plapped
patch..... tomorrow... p-please...
>>543421141They'll announce that they've started working on a patch.
>>543418792>thinking arrowhead would ever give the community the tools to out-do them in every aspectNope. Swedes need to own the
>>543421141I hope the patch never happens and instead, they announce their new game... Dinner Time.
>>543421495If he had the warp pack he wouldve survived.
I don't think the swedes know how much is riding on this next patch
>>543422338Im sure swedes dont think at all
>>543390307It used to be that there was never any reason to pick up anything outside railgun. Now I sometimes hobo and I'll just pick up and throw away anything I find.Random map eats come in clutch a bunch on squids, and finding the GL when no one has an answer to flesh mobs is great. I also started using stalwart more because I finally gave it a chance.Arc thrower fucking sucks though.
>fire solo silo>kills some rando>instant ??? in chat
>>543390307>Which one is it and why is it all of them?Because outside of MMGs on colony tileset missions, support gear in general is too rare of a spawn for me to depend on finding something useful in a given mission. So it just makes sense to bring your own
>>543421141>No patch>Warbond announcement How would you react?
>>543425156>free warbond announcement the only way swedes could save face
>>543422819>Arc thrower fucking sucks though.Shut the fuck up, ohdough
>>543425156Warbonds are the only thing I look forward to honestly, so id be happy.Also the seething would be hilarious.
>thinking we finally dive to liberate Oshaune tomorrow >Remember Liberty day is coming up so we probably got to prepare for nothing
>>543425418>Arc thrower defenders are realAmazing. Also random question, how do you feel about small clutter and small shrubberies.
>>543425418That faggot is definitely lurking the threads, if not actively posting on here
>>543425792Hey, ohdough. Remember when you completely froze up fighting predators are started having a huge melty about how its all the games fault?
>>543425952>No it's good it->Cucked by a busy>You just need to aim at their eye->Heavy stun nerfed for no reason>It's really fun and engaging->TKs the flamethrower cuck randomlyI have no idea why you're talking about dough, is this new arc thrower cope?
>>543426638https://streamable.com/nuced3:)
>>543426638Everything you listed is an unironic skill issue.
On that topic, I still need an arc secondary so I can truly be zapmaxxed (stun lance doesn't count)
>>543427007he's such a donut
>>543427007>Getting swarmed by bugs>Throws his eagle at the hive lord nowhere near him>Dies>"WHAT THE FUCK, ARROWHEAD?!"
I find the individual warbond votes interesting
>>543427249Blitzer pistol is high on my wishlist. Would be a gud pocket ammo saver.
>>543427249>high rof (for arc)>minimal jumps, just 1-2>still capable stunwould be pretty cool desu
>>543427249it's the only thing missing now isn't it? arc primary, arc secondary (2x), arc backpack, arc grenadethough instead of the non-chaining arc shotgun that is the blitzer I would really love an arc rifle primary that's basically just a medium pen arc thrower with fewer chains but slightly faster rate of fire and ability to hold down the trigger
>>543427007dude its balanced around consoles and cooperative play>wtf why does this feel like shit to play
>>543427187That's almost bad as old spear cope
>>543427808>>543427007
>>543427007Wow he looks very handsome, but I don't think I'd listen to him if he uses arc thrower.
>>543427954Youre not fooling anyone ohdough
>>543427925>He's running out of tired material and has to reply to himself
>>543428137>>Cucked by a busyA busy what?>>You just need to aim at their eye-Arc Thrower is not a precision weapon. Youre already showing how you dont know how to use it>>Heavy stun nerfed for no reasonWorks on my machine>>TKs the flamethrower cuck randomlyHave you tried opening your eyes and being aware of your surrounding, esl-san?
>>543427702For a theoretical arc assault rifle I'd like something that locks onto a target and projects a constant stream of lightning at it.
>>543428298Bush, shrub, plant, rock, fence, corpse>Works on my machineOh you must not actually use it. Il
>>543428451It does work on my machine. Have you tried actually shooting heavies or did you give up because it didnt one shot it?>Bush, shrub, plant, rock, fence, corpseHave you tried better positioning?
why doesn't amr have a third person reticle? why are the ergonomics so bad? i have an easier time two tapping hulks with eruptor than with amr
>>543428650I genuinely don't think you use it if you have no idea what I'm talking about.You probably can't even eye shot hulks with it consistantly. But I shouldn't expect much from a streamer like >>543427007 trying to shill a meme gun
>>543428817holdover from the "divers are retarded pissbabies that can't do anything right and the strats do all the real work" era of the game
Is it just this thread, or did 4chan just go to shit. This shit keeps getting posted here
Aim up with the arc thrower and you're a lot less likely to get cucked by debris. Still happens but like 40% less. Alot of this game is about positioning and minute details of terrain>when prone you can't aim very far up relative to the plane you're on>stupid fucking rocks and shit block you from crouching or insta-warp you to the sides just enough to miss your precision shot>dumb terrain hazards and shit>for rocky terrain actually following the grass/dirt instead of walking into, or too close to, rocks and cliffs and such is faster
>>543429002but the AMR is a stratagem
>>543389935Any official summary / QRD of recent fiasco with alleged bricking, crashes in general and so on?Any ETA for patch?
>>543428817Because the attachment change nerfed everything with a 10x scope. Probably why the solo silo doesn't actually use a real 10x scope.
>>543428925>I genuinely don't think you use it if you have no idea what I'm talking about.I do use it. But unlike you I actually know HOW to use it.>You probably can't even eye shot hulks with it consistantly.Arc Thrower is not a anti-heavy weapon. Remember when I said you have no idea how to use it?
@543428887hi ohdough
>>543429143Like yeah you can do that, or you could take any other strategem that's less brain dead.Arc thrower is like a tickle gun that slowly kills shit, you don't use anything else you just keep clicking arc thrower. It shouldn't get caught on debre to begin with. Doesn't add anything interesting like arcing off metal objects to enemies. It just exists to cuck the weapon because Alexus hates it
>>543429357>Not an anti heavy weaponNaw you're just bad and don't know how to use it.
>>543428887boooo
>>543428348Mentioning a continuous beam, this might be completely useless but a rifle or support weapon that shoots a beam at the enemy that eventually makes them expand and explode killing nearby enemies would be pretty sick
>>5434290854chan, especially pol is getting raided through mirror? that lets anyone post anything they want consequence free through any country or smth like that
>>543429208There have been reports of Helldivers 2 allegedly causing hardware damage ever since release, difference now is that one of the bigger youtubers had his PC hard lock and the CPU died live on stream so it's hard to deny at this point. Performance & stability is just generally in a worse state than usual so lots of other youtubers have said that they're taking a break>Any ETA for patch?Apparently there's going to be a patch this month, I'm personally not expecting anything besides weapon balance and fixes for trivial bugs.
>>543428887What did I miss?
>>543429583Refer to my previous post.
predictions for tommorows game breaking patch
>>543429583>Weapon that takes 9 shots to kill a normal charger is anti-tank because it sometimes one shots hulksholy shit botniggers are beyond retarded
>>543431042Chargers aren't tanks retard
>>543431379>Size Class: Large
>>543430276Unironic beheading
>>543431479Like your mom
>>543431747I accept your concession, ohdough.When are you crawling back to HD2 because you realized thats all you will ever be know for?
>>543431865known*Uh oh! Minor spelling mistake! Now youre going to go all in on "ESL"
>>543431537I dont get it. Whats the end goal here? Some fed thinking its going to radicalize everyone because they think everyone here is a powder keg waiting to explode?
I will never understand why mutts scream out ESL when they have one of the lowest literacy ratings (compare to the rest of civilized world) yet "we wuz" as white europeanThey unironically ask people if they can read, write, speak english during official interactions
>>543430901
>>543430901The swedes will leave us raped and defeated
>Said they will hold off on content until game is fixed>Said they will start "chipping away" mid october>2 days until liberty day>They clearly have a content drop plannedSuspicious....
>browns airing their ESL trauma
i am white tho
>>543430901>hopesHuge patch that breaks everything>expectationMeek 10 liner patch with the biggest fixing being an attempt to unfuck hellpod drops and audio fixes. Also the patch wont break the game but have so many annoying bugs everyone quits anyways>dreamsidk loli squids something
lobby doko with a cherry on top
Do any chink hackers wanna drop me enough credits for a warbond or two? I'm on xbox and only have Democratic Detonation
Ready to apologize to Sweden, 4chuds?
>>543434696and how do you plan on joining our lobbos?
>>543434815
>>543434858Oh shoot darn I didn't think about that, maybe if they implemented some kind of friend code or something to add and join people cross platform...Oh wait
>>543434815>"Erm, you want Arrowhead to abandon 15% of their playerbase just for you? Are you entitled or something?">*I want Arrowhead to make things as miserable as possible for 85% of the playerbase just for meWhat the fuck is wrong with these people
>>543435582i aint giving you my friend code nigger
>>543430901PURE UNFILTERED COPE>Roach firebox fixed>Roach added to the spawn pool and off a timer >Roach wings are now fatal>hive lord gets its own mission and is heavily reduced spawns on normal missions >rupture warriors no longer a guaranteed hit and have a tell prior to surfacing >shooting anything near the burrowing mound of a bug causes it to surface >rupture Spewers can be staggered out of their animation >bot aim improved>general optimizations and performance improvements to eliminate pockets of slowdown and stuttering>audio fixed and rebalanced properly >connection issues cleaned up and calculations no longer dependent on network conditions >DoT bug fixed REALITY>rupture warrior no longer specifically has the weird lock on behavior but still instantly damages you >singular crash fix >a performance optimization that breaks the game in an extremely obvious way that would have taken 2 seconds of playtime to see >breaks more critical systems and causes further instability >leaves the game in a far worse state than it previously was, somehow BYE BYE WINTER VACATION TIME!
>Casually wading through a fire tornado to do an objective while everyone screams and flails around meI absolutely do not regret blowing my SC on the salamander armor set.
>>543435856>use extra stim armor >get set on fire>scream bloody murder >use a stim after a few seconds >sitting at full health, still screaming >fire goes out >still full health Maybe not as effective but definitely a lot funnier
>>543427007Playing solo, using supply pack glitch, using thermites AND ultimatum, shit talking the game WHILE playing it, that is the most pathetic thing I have ever witnessed in this general
did anything happen since last month?
>>543436470He also completely freezes up when he gets ragdolled>"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I GYATTA RELOAD MY SPEAR GUN WHILE I HAVE A PRED RIPPING MY ASSHOLE APART!!!"
I'm being totally serious when I say we need to Angel Venture's Hellmire
Anyone else getting DCs? Joined a game and two hosts dropped, then I did as well several minutes after I became the host.
>>543436869I can't I actually can't I think I just got fucking mindbroken by this gameplay, this is the most retarded player I have ever witnessed
>>543436987This but every gloom planet
What planet is the most reddit?
>>543437745Heres him coping that everyone else is shitty except himhttps://streamable.com/xf8kfl
I am manifesting a nerf to the Leviathan and dragon roach that doesn't make them pushovers but also doesn't make them miserable to deal with. Hivelords and War striders are fine the way they are
Reminder that eventually we are kamikaze-ing the DSS into Meridia, leaving us with good ol' player percentages to deal with liberation
>>543434815>W-what about... le divers in... INDONESIA a-and... CAMBODIA and their $50 (upper middle class yearly salary there) laptops with busted HDDs...
>>543438228Shekel Beach
What is your prediction on the today's patch?
>>543440592one of the patch notes will be AH's first steps towards optimising the PC install size, which will result in players across all platforms having purple question marks at all times
>>543427007>>543438376He is completely right in both of these cases and i have no idea why you faggots are running defense line for swiggers
>>543391227yeah that sounds cool, maybe its not canon to split the helldivers into 3 groups but it would be incentive i guess
>>543440892>new illuminate tech/ability>replaces everything with question marks
>>543441184Right about what exactly? he's just malding in that clip
I used ironsights on the Jar-5 Dominator and wanted to kill myself irl
>he thinks there's going to be a patchoh no no no no...LMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>543441603>didn't have a vro enchant his dominator with peak physique
>>543441763I dont know what that means!
>>543441703I dont know why everybody assumes that we're getting one today
Is it just me or are Raiders just way more accurate on lower difficulties?I'm doing some hyper casual solo D5 bot missions just to get the personal order done and these fuckers just randomly laser me down, compared to D10 where they can't hit the broad side of a barn
>>543441893Less enemies = less stress on the hosts computer = better AI
Make DMRs strong as long as you have good aim and the game improves by 300%.
>>543441893Maybe. I wonder if other bots' shots count towards suppressive fire happening near them, and maybe they're more sensitive towards it or something . Or it could be just that you see a larger sample size of them on 10, and you have more chance to kill them before they even fire at 5, so the times you see the rockets then is when they get the drop on you
>>543440592>Look in patch notes>an audio fix>Rupture strain is back with no armor (they still are magnetically attracted to you)>We have many exciting things in store, It's just going to take a little longer>Have fun doing fuck all on liberty day>Oh and here's a warbond trailer I guess
>>543441603angled foregrrip and ironsights if you cant handle the shitwagon express. otherwise take peak physique and stop being a bitch the dominator is still one of the better weapons in the game.
>>543441893>>543442151I think some of this shit is tied to biomes cause I swear on moon biomes I'm getting my ass handed to me
>>543442516I want the 4x scope on it
>>543441507Enemy design, CC not working, excessive ragdolling, difficulty = how to make enemies as annoying and "unfair" to fight as possible aka "grunt fantasy", reddit defense force glazing swiggers all the while playing difficulty 7 at most, extremely lazy balancing, bots being fun, bugs becoming annoying and boring. He is completely right with all of these, and i know for a fact vast majority of hdg that actually plays agrees, because every lobby is a bot lobby, while rare bug lobbies are purely A.L.I.C.E territory, with squid lobbies being non existent because they are just straight up boring ohdough putting himself in dogshit position does not invalidate his points, its just YOU using that as a coping fuel and deflecting
>>543441703We're getting another update video followed by a squid MO
>>543441890it's the last "middle-ish" tuesday of october
Remember, they halted the content in order to work on the patch. We have to wait another 2 weeks for our next dripfeed content
>>543441801just use peak physique vrolecule
>>543442682>Takes Suboptimal build to pred strain>Complains about itSolution: Lower the difficulty.
>>543443548>its just YOU using that as a coping fuel and deflecting
>>543441801ARROWHEAD'S GONNA FREAK
>>543443602>"Uhm if I cant beat everything in the game solo with my retarded loadout then the game is boring, soulless and bad"Lower the difficulty
>>543443787>its just YOU using that as a coping fuel and deflecting
>>543442682I don't really care. I just like playing the game, his loadout and melty as well as the trashy gameplay was quite hilarious
>>543443942>I don't really carei accept your concession
>>543443841>ohdough putting himself in dogshit position does not invalidate his points,Yes it does. You can see him literally freeze up before he dies the first time.Little guy wasnt built for d10 pred bugs. Lower the difficulty
>>543443645>filenamewhy black??????
>>543444107>its just YOU using that as a coping fuel and deflecting
Anyone using the 'lower the difficulty' pr*dditor comment should lower themselves with a rope around their neck.
>he trusted a Sw*dish dev teamlmao
>>543444036I would try to dismantle your argument but I honestly have no idea what you're talking about and I'm not really interested, I think all the factions are quite enjoyable for me
>>543443602>>543443841>>543444203>"Maybe if I keep repeating myself my favorite youtuber might be respected on 4chan!"how about you buy an ad since you care so damn much?
Gas all soloniggers
>>543444312This ping pong simulator lampshading as a coop shooter has convinced me to never buy a Swedish video game ever again
>>543444381>i would but cant>i dont really care >i don't even know what you are talking about>>543444395>its just YOU using that as a coping fuel and deflectingare you even self aware at this point or all this cope and deflection got you fuming?
>>543444203>>543444294Ohdough isnt giving good faith arguments. He already said before he doesnt like bugs and thought this would be a "heh, I dont like bugs but I can still solo them" but when the the predditros humiliated him, he made him look like a retard in front of his gaggle of faggots.In other words, Lower the difficulty. Not everyone can solo preds and thats ok. Its okay to be average.
>>543442682There's no bug lobbies because they're boring as shit nigga, almost as boring as squiggers
>>543444818>its just YOU using that as a coping fuel and deflecting>>543444874Exactly
>>543442682>retarded>namedropper>sucking off ecelebskek
>>543444818I don't know who the fuck that is nor do I care. What I know is that you are a pr*dditor and should go back there.I wish there was an ICE equivalent on 4chan to deport your ass.
>>543444671>>543444395
>>543443645>Take gigachad armor>Molest everyone else's support weapons before they can grab themYou're welcome.
>>543444671>are you even self aware at this point or all this cope and deflection got you fuming?Were talking about the guy who started coping and fuming because he couldnt solo the hardest sub-faction in the game while abusing the infinite supply glitch.
>>543444959Keep on coping and deflecting
did hd2 kill ohdoughs computer again or something? why is he malding so hard here?
>>543441703>heum...it's "she", please stop assuming my gender
I guess you could say that.... I PLAP that Dough.
>>543445437Excuse me? I go by "we/us"
>>543445539
>>543444984I kinda want to see what 4 hmgs passed around by the big black commandos looks like.
>>543444649I see a diamond on the map, I assume credits. Simple as.
>my name being dropped out of nowhere
My Dear OhDough,It appears that you have once more found your way to this thread. I must, with all due courtesy, repeat my earlier entreaty that you purchase an advertisement, should you wish to make your endeavors known. I cannot quite discern what point you intend to establish, but I daresay this is hardly the appropriate setting in which to do so.With affectionate regards and the sincerest goodwill,Yours, ever faithfully,Anon
>>543445959stop being transgender
>>543445868>ratatata>trashclockwork
>>543445868>Req slips>Rare samples>Flamethrower
>>543445997.... and then they had gay sex.The End.
>>543419335We can't add customizations to the crossover guns because those weapons won't fit the template for attachments on other weapons. What do you mean "add them anyway?" It's uhhhh a legal thing, yeah.
>>543445997Does anyone else see a bipedal lobster slug type creature standing up on the wall behind the guy?
>>543446672you should take your meds, dawg
this patch better not break my mods or im going to be really really sad :(
>>543447052I am scared for my SC arrow mod.........
>>543446146I see you are a man of culture as well
where patch
Flamethrowers good you are all just retarded.
>>543445959does Putin know you are trans?
>>543445959Are you OhDough
>>543445868>>543447152why is she about to take a fat shit while smiling like that? that's weird
>>543447230>Fuck around with charger for ten seconds, risk the stomp, little fuckers trying to shove their way in for a piece of your ass>Or just pop his walnut brain with a yeet
>>543447230Every now and then I pop on the fire armor, jump pack or Hover pack and flamethrower. It's great fun when you know what you're doing
>>543447230Enemies don't scream loud enough when burning. I need to hear squiggers in agony
>>543447152>Not Robutt in Asanagi's artstyle.
>>543445959Are you a femboy??????
Will I get doxxed if I join lobbies and suck
>>543447230It is, but it could be better
>>543447484no if you're cool about itthe only way you'd get doxxed is if you're just an annoying retard
>>543447484Yeah we've done it a million times
>>543447484Better make sure you don't suck
>>543447484Ask Carl lmao.
>>543447484just don't be like gucci nigger or estravolt
>>543447628or corvus, or un inspector
>>543447279why are all the people i dislike russian
>>543447708>un inspectoris he russian as well?!
>>543447484like with any 4chan lobby in any game people are much more vitriolic on 4chan than they are in gamethe worst i've seen is someone getting called a retard but that's cause the guy was actually doing some retarded shit
this is so uncalled for... guess I will come back when the patch is online
>>543447376I'm not Robutt but the last time I posted one of their images an anon with a chip on his shoulder lost what little of his mind remainedThat said, I should try to gen that...
>>543447548But all annoying retards don't think they are, how do I know Im not one and just don't know
>>543447484No but if you use >epoch>amr >automationyou'll
>>543447925oh thank god, never come back
>>543447925I'll be waiting vro take care
>>543448135PrimitiveEixa
Does using the railgun or speargun make me a bad diver?
>>543447279
>>543448004>someone else using contractions like thatThank you
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243557686138/76561197995866779VIPER lobbyonly use the equipment in the viper warbond, choose between the car or mech since it has skins in itif you don't have the warbond that's fine too
>dramatrannies trying to shit up the thread by dropping anon names
>>543448265You're a bad diver for entirely seperate reasons
>>543448445>only use the equipment in the viper warbond>if you don't have the warbond that's fine tooThen what's the point?
YOU are the tranny for giving a shit about names
>>543448643playing with anonsthemes make things fun i'm just a little tired of pissdiving for now, never levelled the libcarb eitherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9R4RTM-2dc
STOP CRASHING FUCK
sex with fembots without consent and unprotected
I need an official list of /hdg/ approved weapons
This is gonna sound weird but do any of anons wanna play Darktide (or any other coop game really)I ask about it specifically because I bought it recently to play something while Narrowhead fixes their shit but it turns out /coopg/ doesn't even have lobbies it's just all people who don't even play the game
>>543449237>(or any other coop game really)some l4d2 versus would be kino
>>543448990warrant
>>543447484You will only get doxxed if you are a black girl, preferably also a robot, who happens to be interested in white cock.
>>5434484451/4
>>543449237why don't you ask darktide general
>>543449474sorry i sleep
>>543448990Ballistic shieldMacheteAnything else and you're just a bitch.
Anyone else notice that bots are flying really far with explosions? Just noticed today. Anything explosive is sending them flying 25m in the air.
>>543448990you ever see that video of that guy saying "don't eat waffles, don't eat carrots, don't eat sushi, don't eat eggs, don't eat bread" imagine that but all weapons
>>543447484you could be a lvl 1 and waste all 20 lives and i would not care
>>5434484452/4
>>543449237>/coopg/ doesn't even have lobbies it's just all people who don't even play the gameIt always struck me as weird that a general dedicated to coop games essentially never plays coop with each other due to varying degrees of fear of doxxing and "4chan schizos", but when I played with Anons over the years my experiences were always overwhelmingly positive. Sure, there's retards everywhere and you're bound to have a schizo or two namedropping in the general and being unpleasant but it doesn't really matter unless your profile isn't private (it shouldn't be public in the first place) or you have your real information linked to it (why).
>complete main objectives>nest at the edge of the map becomes unpushable and literally vomits enemies nonstop>watch a patrol REspawn in the exact same spot a teammate's 500kg wiped them out seconds prior
>>5434484453/4
Why is Joel so obsessed with Hellmire?
>>543447498It is borderline OP
>>5434484453/4!!!join join join!!!
>>543450286Because war is hell(mire).
>>543450286The game is called Hellmiredivers, anon
>>543450619no, i need to sand my spacebar
>/hdg/ when someone posts a lobbyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A84gy3QmFg
>>543450619Alright but I don't have the warbond
>>543448445full
>>543450286We really should have tried to take Nivel for the forward base instead, then at least we would be playing in awesome big tree world instead of shitty fire tornado world.
>>543448759>sounds familiar but having a hard time where I've heard it before>do a little digging>come up with thisThey sound so fucking similar it's that fuck ass piano and Sawano being a FUCKING HACKhttps://youtu.be/mV0ZvTX9ZRo?si=EjahGV1bPA8qPNpm
>>543451186We literally couldn't even access Nivel, idk why it was even an option, to get to it we would've had to like liberate like 3 or 4 planets or liberate Hellmire already
>>543450286It's his Melevelon Creek or Seyshel Beach, and it's probably his attempt to have one of those two things codified in the games lore according to his design rather than the players'.
>>543449619Bugs seem to posthumously leap towards me when I kill them with explosions.
>>543450286Because they want to set us back a week before we go back to oshaune
>>543451968I didnt consider this but I can totally buy it. I wonder how he feels that all the big community liberations had nothing to do with him.
>>543391227You're asking for a Helldivers Splatfest?
>>543449619Yeah it's funny
The reason Joel keeps spamming Hellmire because he saw people talking about making a push to destroy the jeet brigade world. Cant let the players get any funny ideas of having the players decide how the Galactic War goes now can we?
>want to host but don't want to subject anons to shitty pingIt's over
>>543452694The Jeet brigade are Joel's most powerful jobbers. It's his "I wanna pressure players without any risk of territorial change" button.
>>543452694>making a push to destroy the jeet brigade worldIt has a 2.5% decay rate, that's literally impossible outside of a directed MO.
crashed again...
>>543452694Nigga he can do whatever he wants. If people actually did a push he'd just make the planet effectively immortal and then punish us for disobedience by throwing a cooldown increase on stratagems or something.
>>543453168Did that guy really shoot that dog in the headThat's pretty fucked up it you ask me
>>543453321dog gave the bugs info
>>543452694"Helldivers literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting!" -Joel
Gonna go to sleep, there better be a patch when I wake up tomorrow >:c
>>543453503watch them fight erata instead after hellmire is doneyou underestimate the playerbase retardation
>trying to do an Op on Effluvia>they all have Wall defense missions fuck this shit, sitting there for a half hour watching turrets for fucking 800XP…
Why are you guys on youtube making comments?
newfag to botdiving here, how the fuck do you kill a strategem jammer? even after doing the terminal that got to "4/4 destroy jammer" using all my autocannon ammo did nothing on top of strats still being jammed
>>543454096ok GuroGames
>>543454096kek, based
>>543454169>how the fuck do you kill a strategem jammerCertainly not with a solo silo amiright?
Your trans representation, xir
>>543454337>arrowhead hates titsowari da......
>>543454169>n top of strats still being jammedthere's another jammer in range
>>543454169Shut it down using the terminal near the jammer and call in helbomb. If you got a nuke shell loaded to a SEAF artillery you can bypass the terminal and just call it in since they can't be jammed. Portable hellbomb is also another way without having to interact with the terminal.
>>543454096>no comments relating to the eradication of Sweden and its peopleprobably wasn’t /hdg/
>>543454096The whole "the hardware is at fault" thing has the same energy as>A person who gets pushed off a building dies because they hit the floor, it's not the person who pushed them's fault
>>543448445BACK TO THREE OUTTA FOUR THAT'S 3/4 THAT IS THREE OUT OF FOUR
>>543452491More I was just ripping off the Destiny faction games they did like 2 years ago or like whatever lol
what does robutt smell like?
>>543455141I didn't realize Destiny had anything like that.>tfw no Democracy Officer Idols to perform for you in the lobby and cheer your team on in the HellFest
>>543455319Stick your nose inside your PC
>quickplay on d10>somehow end up in d4
>>543455429lewd
HASHIRE HASHIRE DIVERMUSUME
To be fair this retard was probably running OBS or whatever AND chrome with 3 tabs open, NASA supercomputers can't do that shit.
>>543454096i just noticed the profile picture kek
>>543447484>he doesnt know about the lists
>>543456000Cheaters have confirmed that the game runs better and the CPU doesn't get raped when gameguard is removed.
FACT: There is no patch.
>play BF6>gets 1 shot by campers>rage quit>play Elden Ring>gets 1 shot by Malenia>rage quit>play Helldivers 2>kicked the moment I join a lobby>quitGaming is dead, fuck everything.
>>543456757Arrowhead should blame most of their technical issues on game guard and throw the retard gook coders under the bus. That way they can save face. "Oh, we didn't have it on our dev builds. blah blah blah the quality is gonna improve guys." Why did they ever choose such a poor and intrusive anti-cheat in the first place? shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up
>>543457082i think you are too old for games, find another hobby
>>543456886My Nigerian classmate who recently moved to Sweden and applied for Swedish citizenship just told me there's a patch today
I tried bot today too man, I just can't get over that it's such a boring fest.
>>543457082You’re mad at Helldivers for nothing just join another lobby I’ve been lobby hopping all day because if I host a bot Op my PS5 crashes..
>>543457132It's 100% Sony meddling for that. Senile Jap suits don't like change so they picked a decade old South Korean anti cheat only ever used for maple story and mmos like that.
>hellmireNah I think I'll stay at Effluvia
>>54345717327 isn't old!
>>543457082This is what you get for not choosing to play the best video game ever made, The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim (Anniversary Edition, of course).
>>543457282>Play other games>They don't crashMan, i'd forgotten that Helldivers 2 is just shit.
>>543457082I just go solo D5 or something and if someone join good for them, their presence is just background noise.
>>543457447Holy fuck. Do you have a signed Bible?
>>543457447>27 isn't old!>he believes thisHow embarrassing!
>>543457082host a lobby, and never worry about getting kicked again.if a nigger misbehaves, you kick him
>tfw 40You all are babies.
>>543458056put down the joystick, grandpa
Why are you bragging being old, there's nothing good about it
>be 31>still top of the scoreboard on every gameactual skill issue
>>543457324Idk man. I decided to check out the list of gameguard games on wikipedia and, like you said, basically all of them are Korean MMOs. The only Sony title there is Helldivers 2.So what makes more sense, that old Japanese suits would use a KOREAN anti-cheat that fucks with people's computers or the regular Swedish incompetence we've come to known?
lobby?
>turn on crossplay because no matches because deadgame because narrowhead sucks>xbawks fags haven't yet learned that after you finish an objective you MOVE ON, not waste 4 or 5 reinforcements fighting the inevitable bot drops and dying for a meaningless point on a fictional map>nor have they learned that hanging out in jammer radius when there's 2+ factory striders is a waste of time, energy, and reinforcements, or that you can't reinforce in jammer radius so ignore until later if possible or rush with a portable hellbomb>nor have they learned that you take out detector towers ASAP with a 500kg from 50 meters awayI try to be patient, understanding, and forgiving, but it's tough. Rushed the objectives and got us out of there but spending literally any time waiting on 1 reinforcement while a player sits back holding their cock should be a shameful experience, not just something that happens every game. Got the most kills so it's not even like they're just farming, these people just drank tap water at too young of an age.
>>543458056right on brother I'll be 42 in a couple months
>>543458349You'll understand when you're wiser whipper snapper.
>>543458969HAGS LOOK LIKE THAT?!?!?! OOOOOOOH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOD!!!
>29>5"8>morbidly obese type 2 diabetes>ugly>bald>major depressive disorder>BPD>autistic>working a dead end job>still living with my mom>lost my v-card to a fat mexican prostituteHelldivers....It's unironically over
>>543456757I do not believe cheaters because it is in their nature to lieHowever I independently conclude this is the case because sw*des can't do anything right
>>543459342>>morbidly obese type 2 diabetesAs a medical professional. This is entirely your fault. It can be reversible if you unfuck yourself though. What's your glucose at tubby? You take your novolog tonight?
>>543448445https://youtu.be/jBeYe_uoJ2cgood games anons
>>543459794I don't care anymore man, I'm just waiting for my time to run out
>>543459342turn to Super Jesus
>>543458405The former. Western devs never use asian anti cheat. It's always EAC or their own AC.
>>543457447>jakposterYou're right, you're a little kid
>>543459342Fucking grim. I would've ended up like you if I had just a little bit less self-respect 5 years ago.
>>543459342>i like McDonald’sEat lean meats fat fuck. 28? Jesus Christ what a waste of life, fat pig.
>>543460249No unless you plan to rapidly inject 30,000x doses of recommended iron supplements I wouldn't hold my breath. Nothing you got is going to kill you quick or painlessly.
>>543459342Sertraline, atorvastatin, metformin?
>>543460478If I don't consume McDonalds at least 2 times a day, I will get a panic attack, food is literally the only thing keeping me sane, it's my only coping mechanism>>543460675Then in that case I will shoot myself in the head once my mom is gone, she's nearly on her way there anyway
Just a reminder:I'm still pissed about the Menkent Line, Joel. You owe us!
>>543459342It all starts with one step. First, take a visit to /fit/ and /ck/
>>543461114>I will shoot myself in the head once my mom is goneYou obviously won't, you're a coward. Everyone who says shit like, "I'll kill myself when I turn 30 years old, or when x happens," always keep going
Jesus fucking christ quit feeding the troll
>>543459342Gucci!?
>>543461263stop projecting, there is absolutely no reason for me to keep going, I forgot to mention I'm 50k in debt too because I gamble all the fucking time. It's over
@543459342This is who is telling you to lower the difficulty lol
>>543461114Sorry noguns but despite what the media keeps lying through their teeth about. Guns are not quite so easy to get your hands on. Your diagnosis of DPB puts you on the nofun list. Your conditions means you won't have the street wisdom to procure an illegal on either. So no pew pew 4 u. Best you can do is what this anon said. >>543461202Body is a temple. Even if it is fucked at the foundation you'll feel better in it if you clean up the place and throw some potpourri around. Not being fat will curb the downsides of type 2 and possible eliminate it. Almost is a mood enhancer. You have 4chan for autismn. Can't fix that but at least you can vent artistically here. Bald and ugly can't be fixed other then weight loss and hoping for the best when the skin tightens up.
>>543461732
>>543461114>McDonya'lls twice a day at 28Start slowly moving towards twice a week by 30. Once youre at twice a week consistently for a few years, start working towards twice a month by 60. When you feel like you're going to cheat, just do it but get half of what you normally would so you feel better about it.
>>543462239>claims to be a loser>can afford an HK
If you were really suicidal you wouldn't be here on a videogame thread on 4chan whining about how shit your life is, you'd just suck it up and do itYou're just a queer fishing for attention because you're bored
Swiggers better release the patch quick before this fat ass kill himself, at least try out the update and probably the upcoming warbond first fatbro, it's so close
>>543462239Cool little tables
>>543459859GGs, had a lot of fun with the car. Really want to try a session where we all bring cars and appropriate support weapons for them so if one gets a tire popped we have constant replacements. Two machineguns for chaff and a guy on rocket duty for heavies could work well against the bugs
>>543459342>lost my v-card to a fat mexican prostituteWhere the skinny not mexican prostitutes to expensive?Also, you will never be a wizard.
>>543462427Swedes happily watch brown men put their daughters in kebabs while dodging grenades on their way to not-work. This isn't gonna affect their work ethic at all. Also, they eat curry banana pizza (unironically). Helldivers 2?
>>543462239just stop eating dawg, try water fasting
>>543462239Well if you dox yourself I am legally obligated to report it if this is a cry for help. Otherwise where is the next fucking warbond already? I am bored with the harpoon and the silo is balls.
>>543462427>it's so closeSimply an additional fortnight!
I’m working on maxing out the deadeye and it’s a really weird gun to me. It’s not bad but it feels weird. I don’t think I would ever use this again over the counter sniper. Is there a trick to this thing that I’m not getting? Seems less accurate or like there’s a shitload of weapon sway or something. I tend to have the reticle slightly to the left of where I want the bullet to go as it veers off to the right a bit. And is the round fired from the DCS bigger than the round fired from the deadeye? DCS just seems overall superior even though the deadeye is supposed to at least do more damage. Is there a secret to this thing or what?
>>543463197Not really. Just phantom bad ergos
>>543459342>working a job>not a virginwell you're a few steps above rock bottom. Just a few, but a few
i am tired of democracycan we switch to divine right absolute monarchy instead?
>>543463197Deadeye is less punishing on a missed headshot than the DCS, dealing way more damage and doing crazy staggerDCS is kinda weird in that the deadeye outclasses it when missing headshots and base dili outclasses it if you hit headshots.Bellcurve meme, DCS would be the middle option.
>>543464572We're literally in the process of doing that right now
>>543464776I HATE INDIA SO FUCKING MUCH
>>543464776>>543465130Dinner.
>>543464776But only after dinner
>>543464572Nah lets turn to the Mandate of Heaven instead
>>543464776Just fucking remove it, it does nothing anyway, hell, fucking vac would be better
>>543459342Drink diet Soda and get on the ozempic bro
>>543465252>no areola slipreally?
>>543465252>no pubic hair peekWhat are you even doing with your life anon?
>>543465418He is transzigger
>>543458521Git gud. Warp and solo objectives as console players play war. Let them be distraction for you. If you aren't host. You won't even run into that many enemies.
>>543465252RPK a shit
A little over one hour left to vote on the Offically Ordained & Endorsed >>>/hdg/ Community Tier List. Warbond Mode. Get out there and vote helldegros; >or you aint black(TM)(C)(2024-2025)(OK)(Pareve)
>>543465418
>>543466057LINK: https://live.tiermaker.com/95980019
>>543465418>>543465353Thats what I had on hand, is this more apt?>>543465817I agree but she is slightly crazy so she's hot
We hear you.
>>543464687Moronic take. DCS rules its category.
>>543467379>still do nothingWhy are they like this?
>>543466821>WA
>try this game again>join random diff. 10 with chinks>audio STILL broken>enemies still desyncing>still brainlessly easy. just stand around throwing balls at bug breachesgame is shit now, but not even redeemable shit like it was at launch. it's not fun
>>543467845Why would they do anything? Everyone who was ever going to buy this game has already bought it. >boo hoo im leaving a negative reviewGreat! Good job. Maybe the 5-10 people who are considering buying helldivers 2 in q4 2025 will change their minds now.Way to stick it to the man/
Oh n-
>>543469093I hope the pay is worth it.
what is you are ship name is?
>>543469231Dawn of Destruction
>>543469231>Hammer of MercyTrust me. The hammer IS mercy
>>543469231>>543469343>>543469445>elected representative of individual merit
>>543469231Lady of the stars
>>543414816Lemme guess, playing diff 6? 3 thermites isn't nearly enough for a full warstrider seed.
>>543469231Triumph of the Will
>>543469231>Steward of Steel>SSBased
>>543469231Fist of peace. I wanted something like truck of peace.
>>543466153>>543466057This is shockingly accurate, safe servants and reload armor warbond
>>543467668Moronic take. The only weapon DCS beats in its catagory is the Constitution.
>>543469093There has been a huge (if slow/over time) influx of players recently, even on PC. Anecdotally, even a few friends of mine who held out on getting it have finally gotten it, I assume bc xboxdivers gave hd2 clips a boost on social media.Also alexus if you're listening I just wanna say I haven't left a negative review and I've played since launch - though ALL the bullshit - however: if you nerf the coyote I'm pulling the trigger. Nerfing shit people can actually pay real money for shouldn't be viewed as acceptable unless it was fundamentally breaking the game. I bought the warbond because I wanted an AR that felt good on diff 10. Fuck you.
>>543469231Harbinger of Conquest
>>543470351Actual Arrowhead post.Any anon that played since launch understands how good ARs are.
Jesus, I am never bringing a light pen weapon to bugs again. I would like things to die when I shoot them, thanks.
>>543470776Have you tried hitting your target?
>>543470934>Bile spewer seed>Nursing spewers seed>Hive guard seed>Sneed seed
>>543470934>>543471043>Alpha commander heads having 70% durability because fuck you
>>543470776MADARCHOD BEHN LE KAUDE GANDULIGHT PEN GUNS ARE VIABLE ON BUG YOU BLOODY BASTARDALL FACTIONS MUST LOSE TO MY LIBCARB STALWART COMBO OR THE LOADOUT VARIETY IS NOT GIVENCHUTIYA RANDI PROSTITUTE ALABELE GUNGDO
benchod basterds.....!
>>543471043>bilespewerFair, just bring an ap4 primary though>nursing spewerLight pen>hiveguardNo fucking way you still don't know how to kill them with light pen, also the least threatening enemy in the game.
>>543471097Your lib conc?
>>543471118MOTHER FUCK YOU MOTHARR BITCH BENCHOD MOTHAR FUCKARR
>>543471118Med pen melty.
>>543471221Bro I'm not going to spend 10 seconds ticking a hive guard's belly while I need to deal with the three chargers, two bile titans, and impaler violating us like a parking meter.
>>543471431BLOODY BITCH MOTHER PROSTITUTE PAKISTANI DOG I FUCK YOUR MOM PUSSY BLOODY MADARCHOD DO NOT REDEEM MEDIUM PEN GUNS SAAAAAAAAAR
>>543471221>Light penYou're doing half damage>No fucking way you still don't know how to kill them with light pen, also the least threatening enemy in the gameId rather click them in head
>>543469231Agent of Authority.
>>543470256Here is the average. Those are the most votes per WB per tier. The voting is closed. The tier list is official. Thank you for your democratic nomination. No funny business, do not question the results. https://live.tiermaker.com/95980019
>>543471604>he actual doesn't knowJust shoot the 2 claws you retard.
LMFAO, I fucking love pajeet spam, never failed to make me laugh like a retard
Does the game get better as you play it? I just started because I was considering finally playing with my friends but so far it's really dull, I'm thinking of refunding.
>>543471118That's great gucci
>>543471097penetration has nothing to do with durability or durable damage
>>543470351>Nerfing shit people can actually pay real money for shouldn't be viewed as acceptable>Translated: I wanted p2w weapons in a PvE game
>>543471717>Just shoot the tiny claws when you're fighting a group of bugsLol nigger. I can't remember the last time I bothered to shoot the hive guard soft spot. Half the time I just pull out my ap3 secondary.
>>543471742What difficulty did your friends play on
>>543471780Having a 35% damage penalty on top of durability makes it much worse.
>>543471912>i can't aim>therefore gun badNice self own.
>>543471912why are your prioritizing shooting the most passive, non-threatening bug enemy in the game over the othe other bugs? a fucking scavenger is more pro-active and is higher on the priority list than a hive-guard
>>543471981I'm playing by myself to learn the basics, I'm not sure of the difficulty.
>>543459342Hey look at the bright side buddy i don't see no small penis in that list.
>>543471604>>543471631Then bring a med pen weapon. What is the argument here? Light pen is going to take longer and more aiming. This is a given accepted truth of the universe.
>>543472081Well no wonder it's boring. If you're unaware of the difficulty then you're probably milling about on difficulty 1, where you're lucky to see more than one patrol the whole match.
>>543471604>I'm not going to spend 10 seconds ticking a hive guard's belly>bellyoh no nono he doesn't fucking knohe's whining about his own severe skill issue hahahaha
>>543472081Is this bait?
>>543472131Yes. That was the point.>"I had a bad time using a light pen gun.">"Then use a medium pen gun."
I've heard the punisher plasma is like a grenade launcher. How much like a grenade launcher is it though?
>>543472081Its pretty fun as things get more challenging. They specifically drip feed you new complex mission objectives and enemy types. Then on higher difficulty those enemies that were the entire mission objective to kill one spawn a dozen or so a mission in conjunction with all the other shit they are throwing at you. Helldivers is all about crisis triage. Assessing the current localized shitstorms and dealing with them efficiently enough you are not overwhelmed and drowned in jeet hand sanitizer.
>>543472061Because I eventually have to shoot it?That or I'm shooting into a crowd of bugs.
>>543472257I misspoke I guess, when I say by myself I mean with randoms.
>>543469231King of the Constitutionfuck the nokings faggots
>>543472259....still failing to see your pointLight pen is for light targets. Medium pen is for medium targets with less focus on aiming at weakpoints. Trade offs are typically in mag capacity, ergo, DPS, or other such factors. I personally take the sickle on every single drop because I like the infinite ammo and have hard coded the heat threshold limit into my DNA and learned to play around it. I like aiming at the weak points.
>>543472452By the time you have to shoot it all other threats are gone and you can easily shoot its claws or walk around it and shoot its bum.
>>543472319It's more like a bonk gunYou shoot groups and they get staggered back. Like just click click click till shits dead. It's best for lite chaff.
>>543472319Not so much like a grenade lawn chair. More like a 203 under slung with less umph and a hell of a lot of ammo. It staggers something fierce though and has splash that can kill small clusters of light enemies if they are hugging. Also medium pen but the DPS is lacking so it takes awhile to kill thicker targets. However they are basically locked in place because of the stagger force. It is a fun gun.
>>543472452>I eventually have to shoot itthen there's nothing to distract you or get in your way and there's no problem>or I'm shooting into a crowd of bugs.then why are you prioritizing it still? you can still select your targets even when you're shooting into a group, they don't all amass into a single bug amalgamation
>>543472490If you want to see if the game can hold your attention why not try a lobby here with some anons?
>>543472705Well we're all pretty much capped at 150 and would ruin the fun factor in any low drop we made for him.
>>543472835That's what cluster bomb and K9s are for
>>543471781aqua sex
>>543472671>you can still select your targets even when you're shooting into a group, they don't all amass into a single bug amalgamation>AH adds bugmobs to the game
>>543472576>>543472671This sounds very cucked
>>543472705I guess I'll just play with the boys tomorrow and reevaluate then since everyone is implying its more fun with friends. I know that's usually the case I just remember hating Dead Island so much back in the day that it wasn't fun no matter who I was playing with.
>>543473147No, I mean hopping into D10 with anons here. If you want to see if the game holds your attention you might as well try the highest difficulty.
Man we're not getting a patch Tuesday are we.
>>543473651normal patch time is still 2 and a half hours away, chicken little
I have arrowhead in my basement. Theres never going to be more content ever again.
>>543472974Yeah, that's just what hiveguard are.They like to sit back and watch.
>>543472131light pen weapons (excluding shotguns) suck shit on bugs but there kind of isn't anything to do about it besides overhauling the faction. there's not exactly any reward for thinking about where you are going to shoot a bug besides>if the head comes off it goes fasterthis is only because the limb destruction on bugs is completely fucking vestigial at this point and no one does it because no one has time to carefully shoot the legs off of an alpha commander when there's 5 of them in a patrol on diff 10. I'm not even going to bother talking about rupture strain in the context of light pen, which has its own shitty issues like the rupture chargers +1 to armor making them take more shots to kill from some weapons and others unable to damage them from the front.
>>543470776>Leveling Knight at buggos>Only notice less self-explosions because it's not Eruptor
>>543473812thank you for your cervix
>>543471781If they want to make the weapons shit they can, and do, sometimes. But obviously the incentive under the current system is to deliberately release good warbond weapons so people buy them, and then nerf them later. If you pay money for something - which you can, or you pay with time - and then they change the thing you paid for to fuck you over (and you happily support that) how are you not the biggest cuq faggot imaginable? Gargle the jeet ceos balls more.BTW it's already pay to win, and was the moment they started added strats to warbonds. The fucking AT emplacement is locked behind a warbond and can solo entire missions by itself. Hope you're trolling nigga.
>>543473616Well with the default guns I still don't know if that would make a difference but I'll consider it.
>>543473956>Explosives hit every face of Wobblebois at once, making them ultra effective>Explosives don't hit all the legs of bugs, and worse, stagger them several yards, sideways, at high velocity
>>543474061The default loadout can be more effective than you think. Just by expendable anti-tank and you're ... gucci.
How much longer till patch? I want to take a nap
>>543473956>rupture chargers +1 to armor making them take more shots to kill from some weapons and others unable to damage them from the front.as it should be. 4 armour was a mistake
>>543474036I just get a refund if I don't like how they nerfed a weapon
>>543473651Fuck no. It's over. It's never been more over. Go ahead and screenshot this post.
>>5434741862 hours and 15 minutes if we're lucky. Thursday at that time if we're not, and realistically next week because the Swede is allergic to communication and work.
>>543474036So they shouldn't buff items because that's changing something you payed for?Actually they shouldn't do any updates ever for any game you payed for.
Why the fuck does coochie keep getting dropped to 0% when people are hitting it every day? It was at .08, I dropped into a mission for 5 minutes before it crashed, and now it's barely .01
>>543474506Gacha games have a lot of issues with this
>>543474724>It's illegal to nerf gacha units in China so the only way to rebalance the game is to powercreep everything else
>>543474506>buy car>2 weeks later salesman presses button to make the brakes work like shit so now it runs worse than your old caror>buy care>2 weeks later salesman comes by and shines it up and cleans out the engine, making it run betterWow I wonder which one is a problem for the customer and which one isn't. Also obviously if something is actually busted and working improperly, like if a gun has a bug where the final bullet could instakill any enemy or something that is fine to change, but the past nerfs were just rape on the playerbase. That's why 90% quit and they did the 60 day patch, or was that before your time? People who bought the erupter, for example, got gigaraped.>>543474268(you)Are arrowhead employees actually ITT or are you guys genuinely retarded? Or trolling ig but I thought we were mostly past the "lol got you I was only pretending to be retarded" era on 4chan.
>>543474591Choohe defends itself at 2.5% per hour.2% of players playing on it is going to do absolutely nothing. The liberation % is a rounding error.
>>543474845Eruptor was more fun when it didn't have shrapnell. Can i get a refund for the "buff" aswell?
>>543474591You need at least 40% of helldivers in order to liberate that planet. 2.5% is very high resistance (2.5% of liberation is removed PER HOUR).
>>543474845>the first one actually happensI hate this gay earth
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243569816567/76561199108851031d10 whatevs
and then he picked an ap4 gun that takes>TWO>SLOTSTWO SLOTS!
>>543475769full
>>543475624I never actually used the eruptor so I don't know the specifics of all the buffs and nerfs over time, I only know they changed it a shitload and pissed everyone off. The "car metaphor" equivalent would be buying a cadillac and they swap it out for "new better parts" and you end up with a toyota truck or some shit. In that case the "buffs" still so fundamentally changed what it originally was that I'd still say the customer was raped, even if it's "buffed".>>543475723too fucken true m8. Shame too because some retarded shit like a cybertruck could be cool as hell if it wasn't fully proprietary customer assrape.Honestly my point here >>543474845 isn't even so much that they do gay nerfs, or they're incentivized to do so - the real biggest issue is that so many fluoride stare redditoid cumslurpers will deadass respond with shit like "lol skill issue try using recoilless or thermites if game is too hard" and make a genuine customer issue into an ad hominem.pay money for thing -> thing is changed deliberately to make it worse (so you buy next thing) = money stolen. Simple as. I WILL NOT CONSENT TO THE APPLE-FICATION AND TESLA-FICATION OF FUCKING EVERYTHING FUCK YOU SHAM
>>543475265>>543475663Oh that's what that means Why aren't you guys liberating coochie so we can hit the jeet brigade >:(
>>543476291the blob decide, not the smart divers
>>543475624We should also revert to when the round spawned incorrectly, exploding the back of your head or whatever was happening.
>>543476291full disclosure I can't play jeets because I feel sorry for them and how their dropships are scoured clean each time an AC flak or Eruptor round goes off anywhere near it, or how their hulks are even more vulnerable than the already paper made other versions
bedtime for this anon. i can't wait to wake up tomorrow to an UPDATED and FIXED video game
>>543476185Helldivers is a live service game though, as much as i hate that term, so things changing is expected.RR buff turned it from a precision weapon to point and click, but you don't hear alot of complaining about that.
>>543476613>UPDATED>FIXED
>>543474506>buff everything except the p2w gun>including enemy health>p2win shitter: "seems reasonable. buffs are good"vs>nerf dps of p2win gun from 750 to 745>p2win shitter: "this is unacceptable! refund time"I'm convinced every person who complains about this shit is a retarded hylic who equates a weapon stat adjustment with a nefarious swedish man pissing on his face. in the mind of the bufftroon, these events are indistinguishable
>>543476185>In that case the "buffs" still so fundamentally changed what it originally was that I'd still say the customer was raped, even if it's "buffed"considering the original incarnation of the eruptor used the ORBITAL AIRBURST SHRAPNEL I'd say the current iteration of shrapnel it uses is perfectly reasonable
>>543476751>buff everything else>takes 60 days>nerf 1 gun>takes 3 days (they will still gaslight you that it took 60 days)
>>543476623>>543477065Relevant to both posts imo I think the intention behind any nerfs/changes matters a lot. Obviously we can't "know" what that intention truly is, but the issue is whether people have the IQ required to infer those intentions. Anyone who's played any game with pay2play heroes or weapons can see that the incentive is there for the devs to release overtuned characters to boost sales and then nerf them afterwards. It is wise to attribute malice to such behavior above coincidence, or even stupidity - as stupid as arrowhead clearly are.>>543476751>hylicdidn't realize jeet swede arrowhead devs were also gnostic, but I suppose when you work in such a diverse and multicultural game studio there's bound to be a plethora of different spiritual beliefs. At least when they nerf the coyotes dps by 5 (while also slashing the ergonomics in half but not adding it to the patch notes) I'll know it was you in the thread alexus.
god i fucking hate doing defense missions they are so lame"tHeN wHy ArE yOu PlAyInG tHeM" BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO PROGRESS IN THAT PLANET YOU DUMBFUCK
>drop flame sentry>drop 15s dynamite on it>run away>x40 kills
hellded 2
>>543477913Ironic shitposting is still shitposting. Fuck off, nobody likes you
is there an actual update coming or is everyone just hoping?
>>543478241gameded
>>543478306Maybe the real update is the friends we made along the way
>>543478313>last 30 days>almost -50%KEK
>>543477540I agree that releasing overtuned shit to boost sales is awfull practice.But does that mean the overtuned stuff shouldn't be nerfed?
>>543478514>all xboxfags immediatly leftCan we stop hosting games with crossplay on.I'm legit going to start making a list of crossplay on hosts.
>>543478313>32k people got their PC bricked by the game
>>543478313>>543477913>>543478514samefag
>>543478691Nigga, take your meds
found some lsfg settings I might stick with, latency is most important to me, this has no visual indication of being fucknigga frames
>for the majority of people, the game keeps crashing and running off massive resources all the times>keeps getting bigger and bigger>now people complaining the game can kill PCs (reasonable)>no updates>no content>nothing>people quit en masse>5 days to liberty day>nobody cares>likely nothing will happen>if something happens is going to be >>>>>>automatons boss on cyberstan>this will bring back everyone>if this doesn't happen it's going to be a minor freebie and more rot and decay>if not even a freebie = everyone at the studio gave up
>>543478836I can inspect element too>niggaYeah, you 100% samefagged
>>543478691>>543479056>>543478691>>543479056samefag
>>543478913Does anyone find it kind of funny when your game finally works perfectly with no crashes, but the majority start crashing and even break their PC?
>>543479056>inspect element>yotsubaAnon, go back to plebbit
>>543479109>"The person who im talking to.... REPLIED TO ME?!?!"
>>543479150Beware he's gonna say we're samefagging again
>>543478313>>543478514Surprised it's not more of a drop. Basically every youtuber quit and everyone is afraid of it bricking their pc.>>543478530In theory you might have a point but I still disagree for a few reasons:1. it's a pve game, so it matters less that things are overtuned. Powercreep is inevitable (already happening desu just with strats in warbonds) and balancing it out so paid content isn't pay2win would require AH being better balance-designers than literally every top competitive multiplayer game - because everyone is ass at balance.2. Even if powercreep/p2w was a genuine problem (its not) it's still more of a problem that people are tricked in to buying things that are later changed maliciously AND that many people think that practice is innocuous. I think it's easily the lesser of two evils to let people keep their mildly "overtuned" pve guns that they paid for rather than be scammy about it - but alas, indian ceo.This would be an argument if the game was even remotely close to balanced, but since it's not (it's completely p2w just from democratic detonation alone and still perfectly fine and fun to play) it's fine. Honestly making excuses for nerfing bought content because of "balance" is like complaining about an unmade bed when the whole rest of the house is on fire.
>>543479236The burger plebbitor's mind cannot understand opposting views, they lack the intellect.
>Le boogeyman is samefag!!!Holy schizo
>Samefag gets called out>Starts a multipost melty
>>543478913They don't have workflow or talent to fix the game and bring major content at same time. Best bet they have is anniversary happens. If they can do major event then and reduce file size before that. They can bring back player Base and time limit is reasonable they can pull it off. If I was AH. I would give everyone free warbond token for anniversary. To lure people back
>>543479282I hate the "it's just a pve game" argument, i still expect stuff to be balanced.I can excuse a bit worse balancing than some big competative pvp game, but still expect a good level of balance for coop pve games.
>>543479662>lure people backThen what? The game loses money the more people are online without buying shit.
>>543479637Are you the same retard who said another anon was samefagging with 2 different PC ?
>Meanwhile, in Arrowhead
>>543479970Game loses money when there is only 20k people playing. Big event and free giveaway. It might bring people back. Right now they have major issues with file size. It's so big once people delete it. Bar to reinstall is big. After certain point. You need incentives to get people back. Espesily now when competition is getting tougher.
>>543480156>competition is getting tougher...such as?
>>543480156You don't understand the system at all.
>>543478313>people are playing the game, better post about the game being dead every 4 hours Genuinely, kill yourself
>50k players peak times last nightit's dying so fast lol.
>trooncord is here to defend the game like xim/kill/self always dokeep exposing yourself Looney Troon
>>543480210BF6
>>543480612>>543478691
>Patch STILL not here>still radio silentAbandonware
>>54348093830 minutes until dead game confirmed
If the next update doesnt remove Game Guard I might actually lose all hope. Glorified spyware that doesnt even do its job.
>and now, back to our regularly scheduled banging our heads fruitlessly against Erata Prime
>APC added>Bastion tank added>Siege mech added>Justice added>Warstrider NERF'ed>more weapon customization options added>PC file sized reduced to 40gb>all bugs fixed>new trailer for the new warbond droppedI TOLD YOU DOOMNIGGERS WE WILL BE BACK, HOPECHADS WE DID ITTTTTTTTTTT AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Not engaging with that obvious bait.
Hopesissies have gone insane....
>>543480710You misstyped ghost of Yōtei.
>>543481435>20 minutes earlyretarded bait or just retarded?
abandonware, dead game, retardation developer ware
helldivers 2 hard dicked my PC :)
>>543475769Good driving C3
>>543475769ggs fellow sandniggers
>>543475769ggsI will not land on the frvI will not land on the frvI will not land on the frv
>>543481895>You'll NEVER guess what HAPPENED!
EXACTLY 10 MINUTES LEFT FAGGOTS, ARE YOU HYPED?
>>543482121I can't wait for Tech Blog #2!
>>543478658The message about crossplay shows up even if the host doesn't have it on.t. host
>>543478658If one person has it on, then everyone needs it on.It's like a virus.
>>543475769ggz tards, stop tking mee!!!!if the the patch really does drop I'll need a song for the C3 driving AMV
>>543482217>>543482413No fucking way.Did they change this with xbox release or were all anons unanimously based. Because i have never seen this before.
>>543482448
1 MINUTE LEFT
>nothing
Owari da.
IT'S HERE
>>543482509I have one friend who very audibly complains about crossplay
>no updateits so jover...
Jesus christ. Its fucking overBye
.....I'm sorry....
it's been real, /hdg/...
Holy shit a patch just flew over my house
>>543479960Incredible list, kinda crazy to think literally none of it will ever happen.
abandonware
swiggers
>patches usually came out over an hour ago around this timeIt was already over
>imagine believing these useless retards would deliverAll my hope in this game and it's devs is lost.
One time sony gets it right. It gets ruined not becouse sony. But becouse retarted swiggers. Let this be lesson to everyone who seeks to work with swiggers
WE'RE SO BACK
>>543482983meant to reply to >>543481435>>543479960For you I was just gonna say it's not balanced, and reiterate that most if not all multiplayer games are also atrociously balanced. There's many reasons for this, but partially it's because when things reach perfect balance players drop because it gets stale/boring. Play chess if you want perfect balance desu
:^)
>>543483106What's sad is that they have a longstanding history of this bullshit. This industry only allows for upward failure. If you're the dude behind Medal of Honor, Call of Duty and Battlefield, you get shat on by publishers and fired for your success.
Any minute now
IT'S SO FUCKING JOEVER
>>543483271>archive>image md5
>>543483170white actually has a small advantage in chess. It's so over.
>>543483271based
>>543483320ok Looney Troon
>>543483193I get that why sony took the chanse with them after hd1. Espesily how AH talked. They talked like they learned their lessons and how they ignored players during magica 1 and did everything wrong. It sounds like they learned their lessons. It makes sense to take risk with them. But boy did they drop the ball badly. They showed that they are as stupid as they were 20 years ago
no amv i suppose
a-at least we- *cough* we'll get another tech blog today, right guys? haha *cough* we're so back wh- *cough* *cough* when that happens...
Tomorrow is Liberty Day if they don't update nao it'll really just be the Constitution lmfao
>>543483420liberty day is the 26th
>>543483420thats on the 26th dumbass
>>543483416that hellpod's landing was so powerful it killed b4 and staggered you
>>543483420And next week is vacation week in sweden.
>>543483416it's fucking personnel now sweden
*wheeezeeee* *cough* *cough*...the patch...*wheeezeeee*....m-maybe they decided to....*cough*....delay it until Thursday....*huff huff*....I still beliv-ACK *beeeeeeep*
>>54348341816x the amount of listening to feedbackIncredible optimization techniques implemented such as frame generationSwitching from game guard to punkbuster
>>543483190The trooncord leaked!!
>>543483810That's the official discord
bugs are for hugs
>>543483857That's what he said
>>543483857The official trooncord.
>>543483501>>543483521>>543483530We're getting nothing then>Here's your mid-October patch bro
THIS POOJEET LIED
bro its basically christmas, give them a break. Everyone deserves a break for the holiday season
at least one more week means one more week of fixing bugs and improving performance, r-right?
Sex update.
>>543484042>>543484070Most likely. Next week is fall vacation in sweden. Schools are out. Nothing will happen in next week. Then it's November.
>>543484162sex with essex
THE 23RD STILL COUNTS AS MID-OCTOBER, RIGHT!?!??!?!?!?!?!
120-day patch
>>543484197https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-hed-lost-all-hope-loses-last-additional-1819565674/
Hey guys I have new game for you, is called: Throw the Swigger Down the Well. Is nice!
>mid october-ish>never state which year thoughAnons... i have bad news.
how come all the games I like gotta be made by swedes man...
>after many discussions, we've decided to plan what we need to fix for the next update, we estimate it'll take us 60 days to realize (the plan, not the update)
Patch in two days!
>>543484157one more week means one more week :)))) !!
>>543484360Do you like arc raiders? If so I have some bad news for you.
>>543484360Because Swedes are the only people making good games (Fins are just autistic Swedes).
GOYS, MAYBE THEY ARE UPLOADING THE PATCH, JUST WAIT A BIT LONGER
>>543484517don't do this to me
>>543484360Sony has started to develop next HD allready. And it won't be done by swiggers. Imagine how easy it is to make most soulful game using HD concept. Live action cinematic. Ham it up. Double down on limb damage. Have one faction to be like necromorphs that you need to damage limbs to kill them. Or just blow them up with superior firepower.
JEGA. PREPARE THE UNSALTED BUTTER. EVERY EMPLOYEE AT ARROWHEAD HAS JUST VOLUNTEERED TO BE MY EXCLUSIVE USE ONAHOLE. I WILL DEPOSIT MY SEED IN THEIR FILTHY SURSTROMMING CAVES AND MAKE FISH YOGHURT IN THEIR ASSHOLES.
>>543484517We are SO BACK, just to be even more SO OVER in half an hour.
>>543484517that's just the package that adds the liberty day freebie
is hellmire losing supply lines? Wasn’t it connected to nivel 43?
>>543484517JOEWARI DATHEY'RE ABOUT TO DESTROY THE GAME BALANCE
where patch?
>>543484547>snoy>soulChoose one, please.
>>543484517>It's realCheck Steam rn
>>543485028They're working on it.
>>543485176
>>543485151I can imagine people who played Vermintide 1, 2, and Dark Tide, watching the absolute swede denial going on in here.
>>543485028Unironically spotted in the wild
Alexus, kitten, daddy is very impatient. Daddy is very antsy. Daddy doesn't like the delay. Alexus, kitten, you failed to please daddy. Daddy must be pleased another way. Alexus, kitten, you know how to please me. I'm going to grope the fat folds all over your smooth, tubby body, kitten dear. I'm going to run my hands through those impeccable fat folds.The smell of sweat and fat and fermented fish will permeate these folds. I will follow like ants do pheromones. These scents will please me.Alexus, kitten, you may think the coagulated blobs of fat on your skin will make you slippery but you shall find my grip the stronger. I shall descend upon you, kitten.
I'm back from my vacation after hurting the feelings of the japanese peopleWhere update?
>>543485651BRING this one to my chambers, NOW.
>>543485651>Unironic 'works on my machine'
patch when?
>know deep down that all fixes and the warbond will go my way, whenever they happenIf you want a picture of the future, imagine me relaxing on my isle of comfort while the world burns down all around me.
>>543485651>me when i get deepthroated by AH
>>543485706Sony releaseda statement that said, and i quote "dirty gaijin come here and fuck our shit, now we go fuck dirty gaijins shit. Hohohohohoo".
bro let them cook
>30 GB update out just nowhnnng
>>543485935>We hear you
>>543485882>nips pretending to be paragons of hygiene and decency when they're some of the nastiest folks aroundclean streets don't equate to sound minds
Status?
>>543486096owari da
Care for a lobby in these trying times?
>>543486096Thursday, trust
>>543486215major updates are never released on Thursdays
>>543481079I wish you were wrong but unfortunately half the playerbase is retarded
Join me, brothers, as I pray to the Chuddha to hex ArrowHead with Borean magicks
mmm based????
>>543486654People unironically spend money and finance Sw*den
>>543486742>they actually paid instead of getting in a chinkhacker lobbyGrim
>this was from yesterday
>>543487056>Name is shams>talk of a coming update is a shamits like pottery
>>543487165just one letter to change into something what indians do in their free time
>>543485997I swear if I hear one more corpo say "we hear you" I'm going to fucking lose it.
Maybe if we tell the Swede that their work may directly benefit the honorable Bashar Al-Assad they'll work harder
>>543487261what does he play?
>>543487238Shats?
>>543487376Anything he wants.Any one of us could be Bashar al-Asad. He could be in this very thread! He could be you! He could be me!
>>543487574that one too but the other one
>>543487376HOI
>>543487707Tbh if I was Bashar al-Assad I wouldn't enjoy map painters very much having lost at one in real life. Bad memories.
C-content...? I'll take an announcement... a dicksword message... a-anything...
>>543488147Thank you, but dinner first.
well, see you all next week to be disappointed again.
Doomers win again.....
TAKE SHAMS MESSAGESINVERT THEMSORT BY COLORPUT THEM THROUGH THE FREQUENCY CHARTSINCREASE BRIGHTNESS BY 5000%THERE'S A CLUE IN ONE OF THEM I KNOW IT
>>543487669Scams Yourmoney
I don't think I ever saw the player count so low on Steam
Put me in the inevitable video essay internet historian you nigger this game's getting a video like no man's sky
anyone know if there's any sturdy trees in the Hammarby Sjöstad area of Stockholm? also nobody bake this game's fuckin dead
Next patch will be in 4 days, niggers.
>>543488708its actually over....... EoS is near......
>>543488793>patching on a saturday
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7AI927iyJgYeah this is kino
>>543488887Then make it friday.
does anyone have the sweet liberty my pants image
>>543488708>still 5 digitsyou ain't seen nothing yet
>>543488975>cockpump on top of the BT's head
>>543489172
>>543489726thank you anon
>>543488723HEY FAGGOT IF YOU'RE READING THIS KILL YOURSELF
Wake me up when the update drops
Maybe the real patch was the friends we made along the way
>>543489891anon dies in his sleep at the ripe age of 89
>tfw I don't actually want an update because it'll likely break my mods and my game runs fine
I remember... all of those videos a year back of people calling this game>live service done right
>>543490227>>live service done rightI am like 99% certain people said "live service done wrong"
>>543490227>>543490275It's legit embarrassing looking at it
ITS OUT RESTART STEAM
>>543490578Fuck you
it's up
>>543490658I refuse to play the menace demosI refuse to watch the menace trailersI refuse to look at menace screenshotsI will play the game blindI will rate it negatively if it doesn't match my headcanon
>>543490907it's pretty good so far, so I hope you have fun on release
Patch status?
you know whats funny, the entire "balancing" philosophy of hd2 is just "cuck players out of breakpoints"if you increased every gun's damage by 5 and durable damage by 5, the game's balance would go out the fucking window (in a good way)
>>543491018Sweded. Try again next week.
>>543491167Fall vacation next week. Try 2 weeks from now
>not even a "It's coming guys :)" messageWhat the fuck man, I wish I were Swedish so I can get paid for doing fucking nothing
>>543491264So even with the best case scenario and they release it next week but immediately fuck off on holidays again? Holy fuck I love sweden
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