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MY FUARKIN VILLAIN
Who is this umamusume?
>>543412796IS THE CUTEST MOEBLOB POTATO
>>543412632>>543412893
>>543412796>blob
>>543412893
Every time I hit Summer Camp, I get no Speed rainbows, or if I do it ain't fucking Kitasan
>>543412796Super Potato!
>>543412686What's going on here?
>>543413171
>>543413305my nose
This game is easy
>>543413362Bwo your stamina???
DOTO SOON!!
Is it normal for your roided stats CM ace to get trashed in TT regularly?
>>543413527RAPE SOON!!!
ummm medium S gaslight?? >>543412584
>>543413612>is it normal for your late gambler to be blocked because it's a 12 uma race?>it it normal for your chad frontrunner to not proc groundwork then EXPLODE?yes
>>543413612TT is the real pvp.
Doto semen status?
>>543413463if you guts goes high enough you gain speed when out of stam
>>543413802I have saved 8 Scout tickets.
>>543413527>HOT CUP OF ONIONS SAUCEumazing
Random bullshit go!Have another room11971862
CM341258606Seal clubbing
>>543414224Oh and ping me when it is time to start. Too busy cataloging 15 el condor pasas.
>>543413802Semen retention for Doto at max capacity, sirWe're gonna make it
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt that can't fit into her bloomerssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
>>543414438SEX WITH THREE BOYS AT ONCE
When's the first legfest?
>>543414438Boys love
>>543414438fuji my beloved
>>543413802Not pulling on any uma till the all spark, no matter how much you try to seduce me.
Witgod losing to my 1lb kita taurus oguri cap was funny
>>543412796She will DOMINATE CM
>>543413336Me on the left
>>543414438gay sex with boys...
>>543413802enough to spark her and Eishin too
>>543414612NOOOO WITGOD
>>543414612OhnononononoWitbros????
>>543414612The world was strong…
>>543414438Time for paizuri?
Digitan LOVE
>>5434142072 dominator users but no debuffers. It was the most honest room
uwu i want rudolph but i know if i buy the 3* ticket pack i'll probably just get another special week dupe...
>>543414438she knows what I want
>>543414612>raped by foreigners both irl in the japan cup and in-game CMswhy are japs so bad at horse racing?
>>543414612Even witgod cannot defeat HER
>>543414965
>>543414612Have we as a collective finally outgrown Goldship?
Ogrui doggy style
how valuable are statues anyway? i wanted to start my donkey parent training but apparently her legend race is soon? do we save statues or no, i got over 200
I'M NOT REACHING CLASS 6 THIS TIME WHY DID IT GET SO SWEATY IN THE SUPPOSED CHILL MODE AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>543415050>why is a nation that doesnt completely rape their horses and treat them like absolute filth bad at extreme performance sportstake a wild guess
>>543414612hope you saved and will post the stats of everyone in that race
>>543415184You say this when the guy you quoted is running gold ship as an ace
where is the jp tier list? Is rice really C tier?
ore no yome
>>543415221depends on how often you pull for umas but the first 25 pieces that only cost 1 statue each are as much value as you can get out of them.
>>543415221You can use them on your donkey, we get statues all the time.
>>543414545I love this boy (female)
FUCKING LEAVE ME ALONE TEIO
>>543415050>raped by foreigners both irl in the japan cup?last time a not jp horse won japan cup was something like 20 years ago
>>543415221remember there's a legends race soon and in JP ryan was the first
>>543415221I spent like 900 of them already. Their only purpose is to raise stars.
>>543415237More Dia tantrums please
>>543414224Bueller? Bueller?
>>543415352luv me wife
>>543415242How much would it cost to breed one of Secretariat’s descendants with Kitasan Black or Equinox?
>>543415518>>543415352soon!
>>543415590>I spent like 900 of them alreadySausage piggy sammy
>>543415284https://kamigame.jp/umamusume/page/146166686402230480.html
bwos... I'm so close...
>>543415701I'm f2p, just skipping cards and scout trainees.
>>543415769dacchi...
pls rember that wen u feel sad or brickdednever forget ttimes wen u feeled happywen spirits are lowto alway rember happy doto
>>543415985UMA ATTACK
>>543415613>Check room>Its a CM4 roomFalse advertising...
>>543415769You’ll have to use THAT
>>543414612Seriru is small fish in JP We make fun of gaijin who watch Seriru videosHe is not strong uma trainer
>>543414224>>543416092I failed the real life wit check. This is a CM4 room. I might as well just start it to hide my shame.
>>543416148Lol no he isn't
>>543414612d*ck?
Gold City looks good naked
>>543416148based! yo ufaggots need to stop watching the disgusting jap and instead go for the based chinese and koreans!
Where can I see all club banners?
I'm lacking some good SR & SSR support cards and MLB's. Is the Rice/Riko a good banner to spend on to build my deck?
>>543416307You agree with me yesSeriru small fish Better content makers in JP
>>543415703It's cute that they call Seiun Sky "ウンス"
>>543416415Do you have 3lb+ kita? It's one of the better banners to pull on since if you get lucky will free your borrow of either
>>543414612>witgawd forget that he's playing Golshi Gamebro needs to listen to his own advice
Should I unlock Urara 4 star?
Does anybody know if the calculator is legit? The numbers feel heavily inflated.
>>543416728I actually already have a max MLB Kitasan by lucking shitting. I just haven't rolled for much support since.
>>543416442Splendid. Please tell them to come to global so I can rape them too.
>>543416728I thought 2lb was enough to justify pulling on Riko/Lice
>>543416642aw~ how cute
ikemen umamusume pressuring you to go to a love hotel
>>543415242you're right the japanese don't treat horses badly, they just kill them and eat them if they're not in the top 1% of winners and worth breeding.
>>543416642I don't trust boyish woman that break apart when I call them cute.
>>543417021it assumes you cap every event (you won't)just remove a couple thousands carats
>>543417167Yes please.
>>543416148This, any JP Youtuber making content for Global is making Global content because he couldn't get a following in JP.
>>543417237>just kill them and eat themWay too many problems and I think racehorse wouldn't be tasty
Reminder to offer assistance to trainers who show signs of being abused
>>543417064Then yeah, Rice/Riko is good to roll on. The cards are pretty useful
>>543417362>it assumes you cap every event (you won't)
>>543417167better than being forced
>>543417473>The cards are pretty usefulYeah for like two months LMAO
>>543417021if you use https://umacarats.netlify.app/ (It's based on the sheet) it will show you all sources of carats it counts at the bottom so you can check if it's accurate
>global won't be getting Fenomeno for a billion gorillion years because she was only recently added to JPDAMN IT
>>543417453#metoo
>>543417087I was saying 3lb means pulling riko can be debated since you can just borrow riko if not and kita sill a perma borrow. if you're hitting your goals with 2lb then sure.
Urara... what are you doing down there...
>>543417167>>543417391These kingCHADS get it!
200 ON RICO200 ON XOGURIN200 ON BOUBO-CHANSIMPLE AS
>>543417869wtf Cygames......
>>543417869her best!
>>543417021There’s a shitload of event carats when Aoharu comes out that it’s factoring in
>>543416642
*rapes you*
>Walks towards you
I have become... reddit
>>543417947This, but you also forgot >200 on Sakura Chiyono O
>>543418461NOOOOOO NOT MY RIBS NOT MY FUCKING RI
Is anybody doing CM7 lobbies?
>>543418461>>543418359>back to back menacesSave me Biko!
Vodka
>>543418514The other day some nut job posted his 90mil AGNES.>>543418570Based!
>>543418461>Nice Nature breaks into her trainer’s room at night >trainer is unconscious and shirtless >seeing her trainer so vulnerable unlocks something within her >cue the rape >trainer wakes up >nice nature murmurs that it’s just a dream
>>543418917>AGNES
>>543418359*pats you*
>>543419026N-Nice Natie woudn't do that
>>543419096Is there any other playable Agnes on global bitchboy?
>>543417670This calculator adds all bonus carats again every time you add a new banner target...
>>543419239>it's your fault trainerwhy are umas like this?
Lots of Nature in this thread
>>543419239The satonos must be stopped
which mayachi anons?
>>543419239The way the trainer reacted is great. Usually it's the whole "N-NONO WE NOT! (red face)" type bullshit or something, not this calm and collected "wording, you silly child".
>>543419438It's kinda Nice
>>543415263I got lucky, my witmaxxed maru blocked his s.maru from proccing A&S
>threw in the day 1 failed Taurus Oguri with inefficient skills like Corner Acceleration and Maestro as a placeholder>got 1st against room full of whale Summer Maru and debuffersI think I'm just gonna run my Taurus team...
>>543419559get the hint stupid pokke
you definitely use left as a parent even though its 1 groundwork spark right
>>543419474
>>543419378just do one banner at a time then? If there is another one on which you want to roll in between then just remove 30k from the initial input
>on a god run>best training of my life>win every race>get 2 events through kita>no professor>get 2 events through creek>no maestro>get 2 events through princess>no center stage>but at least I got 3 events through my worthless SSR wit>for a late surger skillhahahahahahahahahaha
>>543416331
KINGHARUSAKURAAGNESRICESYMBOLITOKAITMNARITA
>>543418883ARE THOSE?
>>543419724Depends on the grandparents
>>543419724Back to the mines.
>>543417670I'm still yet to see a calculator that doesn't completely miscount champion meeting rewards. This one claims 900 carats for group B (based on other options, that's for dropping out at group B). Your absolute best there is 2 wins in round 1 and 0 in round 0 for 320 carats gross (and net negative because you're buying attempts). If you assume "finalist" at 1400 carats includes both group A and B, it's fine for B, but wildly under for group A.
>>543419886WTF how
>>543419810AHHHH MY MOTHER DAUGHTER GIRLFRIEND ONEESAN WIFE FUUUUUUCK
>>543419849Cool brick for your mile TT team
>>543420176>your mile TT teami invite you to look at the A dirt and consider what i might already be trying to do here anon
>>543420031you have to be incredibly poor (low iq) to spend your time trying to calculate all the free rewards you get perfectly
>>543419735>>543419474epsatono...
>>543419554bump bump bump
>>543419282She was pushed to do it
>>543419934both have these as grandparents
Dogshit Bourbon run with 4 night owls that refused to end killed any motivation to play anymore today. Sorry danchud
>>543419849Why take Iron Will though? Surely there was another skill that'd actually proc.
>>543420031>wordswordswordsMaybe you should try getting a job.
>>543420620just to see if it would hit S rank, I'm not using it
>>543420312My job is literally making sure forecasting numbers are accurate.
>>543419554i would pick 3 but i think you can get better results, maya pace is something i never considered but her ult does fit practically any style but front
Why is there no "select last used parents" button in the career screen?
>>543420634>>543420031
>>543420680Ah. Skillsloppa runs. Been there. Trashed my scenario record with a bunch of 20+ skill Taikis and Bakushins.
>>543419474>>543419735I prefer her sister
>>543413305>>543412686stupid sexy dog
>>543419282She was just drunk.. it was the alcohol!
>>543420292>making TT aces two weeks before a new scenario comes out
>>543420825She’s dangerous.
>>543420686Fuji wife...
>>543420819i should've taken the late surger skill anyway since i'm pretty sure it contributes to rank regardless of aptitude, i was throwing too much of a tantrum to think it through
>>543420978
Is Aoharu really coming out in 2 weeks or is it a meme
>>543420686I love this boy
>>543420991Yeah, they contribute regardless of what they're actually for. Long Corners? Sure, Bakushin can learn that! Max hint level!
>>543420926i have nothing else to do anyway since i'm waiting for nice nature/aoharu to make my aces
>597 power>1* power sparkvery funny
>>543421062Fine, you win! I'll stop trying to make other aces and go back to Fuji fan runs...
>>543421295Pokke please don’t steal my tachyon wife
>>543421065We have no reason to lie to you about this.
>>543421065Current best guess is Nov 6th
Trainer you want to do WHAT with a dog?
>>543420825based
>>543420926I seriously don't understand how TT levels are so low. I've barely touched my team (just subbed in some cm aces) since I first filled it out back when I was still learning how to play, but I've never had trouble making class 6 retention. Almost wish the bar was higher so I'd have a reason to update some of these 2* uma I've since 3*d.
>>543421420I want to updog
cm test36179748pls bring your debuffers I want to see my aces endurance
>>543421361Too late
>>543421319Wise choice!
>>543421420uma sanpo
Retention status?
>>543421901whos the fatty and his twink friend?
>>543421846A threesome?!
>This is what an Unity Cup ace looks like if you minmax the event with shitty cardsJESAS Virgo cup is FUCKED
>>543421420
>random late surger savvy from grandparent during inspiration >decide to buy it since I had extra SP>watch vodka maneuver like a fucking snake through a giant packthis is an essential skill wtf
>>543422046this looks like an ace after the parent changes
>decides to do a Pasa run with guts card>pick urara and tanhauser>remembers their starting friendship is dogshit>get them orange by senior summerdo not use both together
>>543421986what? no kek, I mean taking her to a walk
>>543422046>shitty cards
>>543422046nice nature wit is actually worth borrowing?
>>543421602I feel shame when people see my umas wearing the generic starting future outfits, that's reason enough for me
>>543422408She gives On Your Left
>>543421796damn, no gold debuffs activated
>>543422408if you have Riko shes the best next thing
what the FUCK Suzuka
>>543422408Fine motion sidegrade on non-lates, she's Fine motion but better on lates because she gives on your left
>>543422556Suzuka doesn't listen to schizos
>>543422556Suzuka did nothing wrong
>>543421986Threesome with Fuku and machitan
>>543421841
>>543419724probably for cm4 since it's medium spark and far more whites
>>543422542nice ass donna
>>543422046But you absolutely shouldn't roll on Riko/Rice. She's just not necessary, ok? Ignore the fact that all the sweats in chanme will have her.
>lost to a groundworklet Seiun SkyI'm sick of this fucking shota
>>543422408Unity cup's gimmick requires you to chase your Scenario teammates to level them up and get Spirit Explosions. Which give you stats and lets you win the scenario battles to get a big boost at the end.So you want 1-2 Wit cards on every deck to maintain your energy at good level to not miss out on training chances.And Wit Nature is the best one.
My Summer Maru won one (1) lobby through sheer luck. And that's all the proof I'll need. I'm done building for Leo
>>543422556
>>543422929both of these can be true when a card is useless at LB0 and broken at LB4
thank you based witgods
I don't use Lates so I think I'll just stick with welfare wit Nature
>>543423064The Oguri in the picture has her at LB1 though
>>543421796>>543422457I saw 1 dominator and 1 all seeing eyes but lots of white debuffs thoseems like my grass can't handle the heat thanks bros
>>543422046Isn't this a buffed Aoharu run? You have a Ballroom Ruby as a parent and speed over the cap, which wasn’t possible originally
>>543423325Can I please have a build for goldship? I can't consistently win with mine, if I don't get the gamble for iron she just dies.
Teio's kissable lips
>>543423403yes but it was intentionally crippled by not choosing the buffed options and stat caps dont really matter
Let's hope today's runs are better
>>543419849ok nvm game gave me fast learner on the next run
>>543423608PLEASE RAPE ME NICE NATURE
>>5434236161* guts:-)
>>543418461I'm not afraid of losers
>>543423661She can't rape you if you want it
>>543423452
How close are you to your 100m title of your favourite uma?
>>543423608
Barely started leo prep with just now eeking out a decent pace and late parent, and I'm a frontlet, relied on blockushin for Cancer. Am I fucked if I only have pace or late aces?
>>543419849>>543423625how are you getting power so high? im having trouble getting to 700
>>543423661
>>543423891No Oguri is competitive and beats SMaru fairly consistent. And you can just bring a debuffer if you want with two aces.
>>543423930you already know the answer to that
>>54342393071 starting inherit, tazuna + creek + kita makes it occasionally worthwhile clicking if there's enough training effectiveness on it
The Nature propaganda is getting out of hand
>>543423560Don’t the adjusted base training values make a difference? or was the change just minor?
>Nice Natie MKUltra psyop hoursgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyhead
>>543423886
My last nine runs, from most to least recent. >1* power>1* guts >1* wit>1* power>1* speed>1* guts>1* wit>1* witAAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE STOP FUCKING WITH ME off to the glue factory you all go.
>>543424338>those giant black bars>that tiny garbage resthird world stream kun...
>>543424085you have 71 inheriting sparks?
>>543424459+71 to power on starting inspiration I meanor something like that anyway, 8* power + 3* power
>>54342388239 million to go. I can get an average of about 750-800k fans per Fuji run. I couldn't imagine farming fans for a dirt uma.
So why can't i just use my blockushin again to cuck every Front like last CM?
I hate getting statmogged by whalesI can't wait to get my own Kitasan so I can start borrowing Biko
>>543424196it makes a difference but its like 200-300 stats overallnow we pray we get the updated version in global
>>543424729SMaru uses her unique then overtakes you instantly
>>543424798>now we pray we get the updated version in global
>>543424729Does not work against smaru ultAlso the acceleration zone is much longer in this track, you can’t cuck someone out of angling unless you keep ahead of them well into the last spurt
>>543424729Maru is like Smart Falcon, has a mid-race unique that makes her almost unlockable except by other Marus
>>543413612Yes, because their bloated stamina puts them up against elite competition that were built for TT and they won't get to activate all of their greens every single race, so Groundwork might not even be triggering.
>>543424334For me, it's2*stamina1*wit1*wit1*wit1*guts1*speed1*guts1*stamina2*stamina
Am i really desperate enough to jump back into the Goldshi mines...
this is your threadly reminder that mejiro ryan is in fact, the best uma, and she is my favorite, and SHE is NOT a boy but a cute GIRL who loves FRILLY girly THINGS even though it tonally CLASHES with her outwardly PERSONALITY AND LOOKS creating a very nice GAP MOE
I love Kitasan Black
>>543424968It's either that or the groundwork mines bwo
The thing about Nice Nature that would make her a terrible trainee is that she is a sore loser and have low confidence. Despite this the love she feels for you is genuine. Is she going to express herself openly? No, you'd imagine your relationship with her to be quite normal all things considered when looking over your shoulders at your colleagues. Nice Nature would know how to control herself, unlike certain other Umas she will never rape just rape you but that is what makes her so dangerous. She understands her position on the racing field towards you hart, she knows you probably fancy other Umas over her, she knows that she can never win this only race that matters if she plays fair. So some action will have to be taken. At first she will test the waters by being just abit more prosessive about you. Imagine stuff like putting her scent, letting you eat her bodily fluids or editing your calendar to make you miss other trainee's events and training. You could be sleeping and someone important would call you but Nice Nature will stand over you and quitly reject the call before it can wake you. Later she will start by spreading some weird rumors about you to damage your reputation, so that other trainers will be uncertain to work with you and new trainees will be more cautious around you when you are trying to scout them. Later she might escalate the rumors as she grows more bold, trying to get even your trainees and close colleagues to turn aginst you. Eventually your dancho might even boot you off the club before the end of the month all thanks to Nature. And when you are at your lowest point, when you have no one else to turn to, there she will be with her arms out reached towards you. Nature might not shine like the sun but when your are freezing you would do anything for a even a small flame.
When is my Oshi coming out?
>>543413612yes because CM aces are usually tailored to one specific track/condition. might as well not even bother with groundwork
>>543425172One month
Are any of you running triple ace?
>>543425141Cont.She will subtlety tune you into accepting you place as a loser and that she is the best you can do. Then oneday she will wake up in the same bed as you comepletly naked and apologies profusely towards you. She will come clean about setting you up for failure since it has been eating at her conscious and beg you to forgive her. Which you do since at this point, you need Nature more than Nature needs you.
>>543424963>2x2* staminaWell la dee da
>>5434251724 weeks
>>543425308I always do, but for open. 3 frontrunners, since people say it's impossible to build them while being F2P
>>543424963I'll cope with 2 if it totals at least 7 overall
>>543425191
>>543425172Is she meta or just forever doomed to be comic relief?
>>543425308I'm going to run 3 front runners for graded
>>543425308I tried but way too many sweats are running dominator so I have to bring my own
>543425141>hide post>hide any post with nice nature mentioned I'm tired of this seanig
>highrolled training before classics>decides to skip every skill activation get blocked in 7th place but in the last spurt she wakes up and get a 5th place on the derby to ensure I can't clock the race>haruten time>decides she's too good to proc redshift or recovery skills so she loses to mcqween by a nose so no triple crown bonus>oh I guess I won't sleep well anymore enjoy night owl for the rest of career>no more speed rainbows ok>have a migraine too>btw did you know I'm the 3rd best you have trained :^)even spechud was nice enough to give me gourmand, Teio really is good at giving you abusive thoughts when she tries
>>543425308thinking about it depends how my 2 fronts go before I attempt Oguri
>>543425368Those were on failed ace runs, they showed up because I wanted to try to at least get one with my borrows which I used at the last second>>543425468The reason it's useless is because one of the 1*wit has good whites for greens so it's 5* stam 1*wit
CM rooms, wanna see if my Taurus team needs a total restructuring756401567425240871217474
>>543425583>Tachyon with a coffee cup FAKE
>>543425308Currently have 1 front, 1 pace and neicha, but I'm using the daily borrows to train a third ace if I get a highroll.
>>543425506She’s decent. Will be meta for CM10
>>543425506the OG is strong and a good parent too
>>543425697she drinks coffee just with a cup of sugar and cream in it
>2 random mood up eventshahaha yes YES>2 random mood down events immediately afteroh
>>543425506>or just forever doomed to be comic relief?Someone post the apology form, this guy needs to sign it.
>>543425141>a bit possessive>letting you eat her body fluidsI think that's more than "a bit possessive"
>>543415221Ryan's stars are 5k in the daily shop. I wouldn't blow too many statues on her.>>543417237Better than abandoning them to starve, which is common practice in the US (thanks PETA).
>>543425308I'm debating it since there are 3 umas I want to use as an ace but I might have to bring a debuffer this time
>>543425843>>543425506
>>543425308I did triple front for cancer graded A and got plat. This time though I’m just running smaru + falcon and then decide who to use in the 3rd slot. Probably a late gambler or something
>>543425823Knowing her she’d have a 2:1 ratio of sugar and coffee
after an arduous pilgrimage up the ranks of TT I have finally found the promised land
>>543425762>>543425784That's good to hear.>>543425843>>543425931This meme is exactly why I was curious enough to ask. It would have been cruel but possible for the devs to just make a joke out of an impressive irl horse.
This guy walks into a classroom. What do you do?
>>543425689my every night threesome
>>543425308I'm considering it since it's clear to me that pace wants to be anywhere from 3rd to 5th and they're likely to lose if they're not there. Most of the time if there's a front they perform well but if there isn't they both can't proc shooting so 3 guarantees someone is getting that 3rd spot.I might also consider a single pace + 2 dominator build or just making my third ace a surger Who might just be Doto
only now I noticed El condor pasa debut is on dirt
>>543426202It took me a few rubs to notice that too. I assume it's a historical thing.
Jerking off to Umas removes the stress of my shit deck, Kitasan rerun needs to come fast.
>>543426108Tell him to sit down
>>543426108since I'm not a teacher and umas are 10 times stronger than me, I think they can deal with him pretty easily
https://youtu.be/SLfgCDJlJhoI get that "Ganbatte kudasai" is more formal, but I get more hyped from the ones simply saying "Ike", they just sound more into it.
69 star pieces left for 5 star creek... I want my mommy maxed
>>543425697Reading a seanigger shitpost is the same as drinking coffee, with sugar or not. Coffee sucks
>>543426108Call my sisters
>>543425973true I was going off her tea ratio and her mood down event is grabbing the cafe's order instead of her own
>>543426097>"And I will bring you into the land which I swore to give to Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob; and I will give it to you as a heritage: I am the GUTSLORD."i lost the sprint and only got 80k points
>>543426272>a few rubs
since trainers have to wait till afternoon for training their umas, what they usually do on mornings?
>>543426383>>543426316>>543426289You were supposed to reply with her!
For you hardcore grinding guys, is the legacy loop what you guys do to make parents? Gametora said it's outdated so does that mean there's a better way now?
>>543426196Doto is not a surger, idk why you keep trying to make this work but you will fail miserably
>>543420938It's Dia-chan
>>543426202IRL Fuku's debut race was also dirt but he lost 3 times
>>543426695why would you send a kid to fight a grown ass man?
>>543426695Shut up, LOSER!
>>543426097What kind of umas do you have to build to get way up there?!?
Its Teio!
B99・W61・H89
>the range on these dominatorsjesus christ
>>543426883>>543419849
>>543426925
>>543427004wife!
Danchou, you better not be making those nature posts.You know that I am carrying your ass to A+
I finally got groundwork guys...
>>543427000Doesn't Dominator have infinite range?
>>543427000Dominator is global bwo, that's why it's so good
>>543426017But Cheval Grand, it's actually quite common for fashion magazines to make photoshoots multiple months in advance. And no worries, the staff is usually prepared with blankets and other stuff to warm you up when the shoot is done.
>>543427140>>543427174fuckgetting accel skills is a gaslight then
>>543427000It's global bwo, just wait until you see fags who bring two of them
>>543427089tell your tramp wife to put some fucking clothes on
>>543425308Double front + pace
Human Wife
cm4testo87235497
>>543415518>belovedHow sure is she?
Any dudes here?
Anyone have a good S. Maru with redshift?
It's ok, I didn't want that triple rainbow anyway. I'M FINE.
>>543426657The usual morning routines, preparing a schedule, and checking the weather so they don't get surprised by sudden rainfall.
>>543425308That's a death sentence against 4-6 dominators, bro.
>>543420926The retention line has been getting higher each week since they raised the rewards and even if we replace them all within a week or two of the new scenario that's still about as much use as you'd get from a CM ace.
>>543427458Tazuna...
>>543427504Would you consider this good?
>>543427468100%she's fine in being 3rd in everything(not really) except in her trainer's heart(she's just open about it)
>>543427458get a real friend Aoi and no, Meek doesn't count
>>543425308>3 aceswhy are you giving your opponents free wins
>>543427745>0 mid race skillsThat's never gonna proc angling, bro.
>damn this sucks so bad, I'm not good at running, I should kill m- OMG TOREINA HIreally?
>>543426326For me it's the Fighton ones
>>543427553Failed to heal slacker in the infirmary 3 times. The fix for the infirmary can't come soon enough.
>>543427957I don't know, it could be anyone
>>543427504No, but I have a really shitty one instead
>>543427957she's just like me!
>>543427957girls can get horny too
Wait Doto isn't today? Wtf I even just finished jerking off to her for good luck
>>543428218LOL NO THEY CANT!
>>543427920Have they ever mentioned about trainers marrying other trainers or explicitly just trainers marrying trainees? If it's the latter case then cygames is very funny
>>543427491Just bros
>>543428069you should go for recreation instead, even if you fail to get temple or it fails to fix the conditions, at least you improved the mood.
>>543427319aieeee
>>543428272>>543427957
>>543428369What's the chance for a temple recovery compared to the infirmary succeeding though? I always assumed infirmary had a higher probability of success.
I just realized we haven't seen any uma birthday events because global started post birthing season and we won't be seeing any until January.
>>543428598Uma birthday events? Do the umas get special birthday missions or something?
>>543428069>Resting and healing can both fail>Resting can also injure youI hate that shit so god damned much>>543428369Infirmary is a higher chance to cure. Unless it's a nothingburger like Practice Poor I just go to the infirmary to (usually) get rid of it quickly.
>>543428598Actually, no. February. Grass Wonder will be the first on the 18th.>>543428760As far as I know it's just lobby conversations.
how many dotos till doto
>>543428760There are main screen conversations to collect for the archive. >>5434285201 in 3 to even get the temple, after that I think it's somewhere between 50% and 75% to cure.
>>543428280>trainers marrying each otherI don't remember anyone>Trainers marrying their traineesBourbon and Mr. CB parents used to be trainer and trainees, Air Grooves and El dads were trainers too but I don't remember if their moms were their trainees
>>54342897623.7 hours
GOOD EVENING EVERYONE!IT IS TIME FOR THE ONE, THE ONLYMEJIRO MONDAY MAYHEM MADNESS DERBYThat's right, today is Mejiro Monday and that means the beautiful ladies of the Mejiro family estate have gathered today to provide us with races for everyone to participate in!10 action packed races, custom made by the Mejiro heirs are waiting for your participation.The first set of 5 races will come as following>Sprint -> Mile -> Medium -> Long -> Dirt MilePlease only register A SINGLE UMA for theseFailure to do so will result in disqualification and mocking.All registrations will be open at the same time to decrease waiting time.Registration lobbies are as followingSprint>30981809Mile>53466798Medium>76474628Long>13443837Dirt Mile>70191744The first race will start in 30 minutes from now, after that the next race will begin 5 minutes after posting the results.
>>543429123She's mid
>>543429123I will play her as late surger.
>>543429123Is speed star good?
>>543429123So Iron and Anchor's inherits end racist?
>>543428520I was going to consult the forbiden guide to see what's the chance but guess what? it doesn't mention
>>543428768>healing can failJapanese game dev moment. At least they eventually realise they fucked up with such a dogshit mechanic and patch it out (apparently not until the 2nd anniversary though).>>543428934>>543429109Having unique lines for the umas on their birthday is still pretty cool.
>>543429123
>>543429123DOTO SOON!!
Did you guys notice that most of the pace/front are flatties and Late/end titcows?
>>543429432aren't a bunch of the biggest titcows pace?
>>543429123dotofriends this kit is kinda ass ngl...
>>543429123DOTO
67079780cm4
>>543429432>front are flattiesAre you really saying this on THE maru CM?
>>543429432>creek>doto>taiki>maruzensky>elI think your noticer needs recalibrating.
>>543429615Getting her to 5* will fix it >>543429732Dotou would never Yandere on you!
>>543429432with maruzensky, taiki, biwa, daiwa,and creek, most is stretching it
>>543414612this is what no groundwork looks like
>>543428768I usually do the temple run when its early december on a fan run and I can't win the arima kinen (suzuka on 300 sta), so I just spam recreation to get great mood in the URA. usually it fixes skin condition. I believe you only get 20 energy if infirmary does fixes the condition, no?
>>543429232Can I just have a tea party with the Mejiros instead of racing with the rest of you?
>>543429232This will be the week my King Halo wins the sprint race, I can feel it
>>543429809Most of those can run Late too. There's still tons of fronts that are flat.
>>543429845not to you!
post something cute
>>543414612Hey, post your goldshit stats
>>543429963I don't remember making this post but it's true.
>>543430075
>>543429232>>543429232The first race will start in 20 minutes from now!
>>543430075Horses are crazy creatures man how are they even real
>>543426745I don't know how else to do it; legacy loop is what I did to get myself a 7* groundwork line
>>543429783>cancelledwhat happened?
>>543430075https://youtu.be/6c7sxmRpANI
>>543430336WTF IS THIS?!
>>543430172I want to run Taiki and Doto this CM, but I don't know who will thematically fit as a third
Pretty good summer hag run, wish I would have gotten a couple more rainbows for stam but oh well.
>>543430382Someone joined with 1 uma
>>543426745Legacy looping is fun but exhausting
>>543429123Doto Rape
>>543429894Infirmary is always 20 energy, the cure is the part that's RNG.
>>543430512What was it? Coffee? If so it's rightfully deleted. No coffee teio here.
Hows my ace look?
Friendly reminder that if your ace can't reach 2:09:2 time, you won't win finals.
>>543430548Opera?
>>543429232I've got a slot reserved for a club room, will the dirt mile still be open after the sprint race ends?
>>543430698I get 2:09 with no debuffers and 2:10 with debuffersIt's over
70268500cm4
>>543430075Doto!
Spe wouldn't have flopped if her racing outfit had looked like this
>>543430707maybe, although I'd probably have to run her late in that case if the other 2 are already pace
>>543418883>Still hereBased taste mr.janitor
I got a good ryan parent todayWhich one would you set as your borrow? Right now I'm using the rudolf and gaining lots of followers/borrows every day
yeah big tits are nice and allbut real ones know that a big belly triumphs over anything
>>543430802yeah
>>543430627It was this which seems unrelated to uma so someone probably picked the wrong file and deleted it out of embarrassmenthttps://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/image/4PgkSnImr70VqAL2Rx5SeA/
81107020 cm4 test
>>543429232>sprint8/18>mile9/18>medium9/18>long8/18>dirt6/16Almost full! Join up.
>>543429232>rooms only half full Time to bring out the attention grabbing images
>>543431180Anon...
>>543430075>>543430450
>>543431180calstone nekostyle o[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fsoqjk0.mp3].mp4
>>543429273People say the activation timing is fine but the duration is too short
>>543431008hard to say. 9 stam and a 3 star red shift GP is gold. I'd stick with your Rudolf for more borrows I While a 3 power 3 ura 6 stam is also great especially if making your own parent
>>543431272yeah yeah>>543431312want paying attention
>>543430868>failed the angling wit checkaieeeee
>>543431029You made a compelling argument, but unfortunately >>543431250 happened and I crave milk
>>543431274
>>543431250More like cowdan
>>543412893my wife
>>543429232
is this a no-brainer?
Maru borrowGOD are you here? I'm literally on my knees BEGGING for me to follow you, please...
Have you started looking up races of your favorite yet?
>>543431710yes
>>543431391Yeah the red shift is nice, the ryan has 6 URA though which is why I'm not sure which is better. I guess I'll stick with Rudolf since it's popular right now
>>543431710All 4 of these skills are good for this CM.
>>543431112results
>>543431774I watched Suzuka's Mainichi Okan this morning
>>543429232the sprint race is starting in 5 minutes
45311028cm4
>>543431774Other way around. They became my favorite because I looked up their races.
>>543431710People usually call her Special Week but no-brainer is also a good name for her.
>>543431774yes, I'll even paint in a frame this picture someday
>>543431774I watched a few of Helios's races. He has a lot of fun when he runs! I've also watched Teio's Arima Kinen at least a dozen times. I thought Kitasan was dumb to continually watch that race yet here I am doing the same thing.
>SMaru randomly shows up in my guest uma pool>9 Stam, ton of white sparks, including multiple groundwork >Disappears a day later, replaced by a Taiki Shuttle with 9 Stam and nothing else noteworthy, not even any dirt sparks>Only got one borrow in and I boofed it pretty hard because I'm not used to Bakushin's dogshit career schedule>>543431774Maruzensky was gatekept out of all the big races so I've been watching other umas.
>>543431774Yes I watched both Golshi and Chrono’s 2 time consecutive takarazuka wins and then their other races in general. Then it kinda spiralled to watching even more races after that
The Commander is doing Stone Cold numbers on her banner.
>>543429123https://poal.me/jj3vgqi just realised i have zero pics of doxxgenesis saved
>>543432207Is that Bakushin?
>>543429232the sprint race is now starting!everyone - please join me in the lobby
>>543432318no it's NTR
>trainer asks dantsu to try to not be too formal>starts doing mental. gymnastics that this is flirting Why is she like this
This is how your CM5 ace will look like.
TL: "The chinese eat horses?!?!?!""Sometimes""Whoever eats Oguri is gonna burst!!""XDD"
>>543432207Mega Nature
>>543432471She already plans to rape you, but needs to convince herself that you want it first.
KINGU HALOOOOOOOOOO
MY KING WONSECOND PLACE STREAK BROKEN
>>543432424>only 10 UmasEOS
geh
>>543432579for some reason this is the crispest cap I've seen of an Uma's stats
>>543432579>no S aptitude glue
I will now marry my King Halo.
>>543429232The King Halo triple podium neck to neck to neck photo finish!Absolute kino!Mile race starts in 5 minutes
>>543432687Sprint was always the least popular category but yeah we cant even fill up one lobby these days /uma/ is so fucking dead
>>543432687it's monday
>>543433020>>543432687It's a work day. What happened to doing these on Sunday?
>>543433020Isn't Dirt the least popular? I don't even bother joining Dirt races.
>>543429232The mile race is now starting. Please join me in the lobby to watch the race.>>543433164I work the graveyard shift and it fucks my sleep rythm
https://youtu.be/tKlXhAPLoEQ
>>543431139I dont have any meijiros
>>543432091
>>543429232Bang! Shot right through your heart, Trainer!A shame, I haven't seen a Hishi win one of these races yet ...!Next time for sure.Medium in 5
>>543432724It's probably the font
>>543433321Cute!
>>543433321
>>543430115StaminaletTook until senior year to orange super freak then she and diamond decided not to show up on stamina training
>>543433989
>>543429232The Medium race is now startingPlease join me in the lobby to watch the race!
>>543433321More like cutie genesis!
I'm going to make a Blockumaru
>>543422556grrr fuku's ears are so damn cute
>>543429123this meisho doto character is kinda cheeks
How do the Umas who were in the same generation as Spe and friends but never get included in the golden generation discussion feel?
>Activate the wombo combo>Get brockedLate gambler life is tragic
good smarus are nearly unbeatable on shorter tracks
>>543434462I don't know, why don't you ask them?
>>543429232Waow that last stretch was really really really short or did I just imagine it? Like the finish line was 300 meter from the curve...Long in 5
How is my Maru 18th favourite when there are like 6 B rated NPC umas. I'm gonna start trying to get the Long shot green
>>543434702low guts
>>543433321I really like her soft voice
>>543434675Oh yeah I think I'll keep it at just 5 races for today, I know I said 10 races but I am extremely tired already and coffee doesn't work on me ...
>>543429123>overlaps a front runner that didn't trigger A&S>winsvery balanced character
This game loves to fuck with meNever gives me medium sparks with 3* blues when I'm parent farming, and tampers with an ace run to give me this shit
Should I bother building a front with a goal of getting into a finals? I don't care about winning. I'm having trouble hitting target stats with my poor cards and medium is a lot more skill point hungry than mile. Before I had a 3 stam 3 speed deck with welfare mcqueen instead of king gaylo but I wasn't capping speed with that. I know I'll encounter a lot of shitters but I dunno if that's gonna matter if my ace ends up sucking because I don't have the cards to make her good. If I do go front I wanna run either Suzuka or McQueen, preferably Suzuka. If not front, could I go pace oguri and achieve something that'll get me the wins I need?
imagine a parent run except you don't get any worthwhile skills and lose every race
>>543434702Should I be picking this up when I remake my TT squad in the new scenario? I've always assumed it would be worthless because even the worst human trained uma would be favored to beat the NPCs.
>>543429232the long race is now startingjoin me in the lobby please
This is the runplease let it be
>>543435353>charming pre-debutngmithis is your future >>543435239
>lobbies aren't even filling up anymore when they used to fill in less then a minuteCM truly killed the game...
>the comfy D club I was in burned out tremendously after the CM>the three dudes who always requested dirt shoes and did nothing else stopped appearing>no one around to get points from the shoes I request either>I am now the player with most fans there and I only do 4 runs a dayIt is actually over. I thought I had found my favorite shitters...
Is this a borrow-worthy parent?
>acupuncture event classic april>choose winning>fail>second half of senior year>get bofa event>get fast learnerman the game really likes to rub it in
>>543435585that's more runs that the average
>maru ran out of stamina mid race and couldn't keep up with the npc umas
>>543435209Pace Ogre is really strong, potentially even stronger than fronts. Even if you build a solid front w/ that deck the fronts you'll likely encounter would probably smash them. I'd say just focus on what you can build best and enter that.
>>543435585i was going through a similar things 2 months ago, abandon ship bro other clubs are comfy too
>>543429232Her race.Her trophy.Her game.The Gold Ship reigns still supreme.Dirt in 5 minutes
>>543435209>King GayloRUDE AF
>>543435585I would tell you to join my club but danCHUD refuses to kick flatl*ner scum until they get rewarded for leeching
>>543435239I don't need to imagine.>>543435585That's the fate of all the random 1/30 free to join clubs.
15385267 CM4 room, bring 3
Stop posting hags
I want to know how cooked I am19274821If I can squeeze into one of yours hunting my aces down before they fill up, I'll join too.
>>543435919Yeah as soon as I get the freebies I'm out, but I can't help feeling kind of bad
>>543435585>4 runs a dayYou deserve a B+/A active club my dude don't rot away in open clubs.
>>543435209what did you use to print out he legacy like that?
>>543435930now kiss
>>543436475
What will you be pulling, hermanos?
>>543414612BASED BASED BASEDWITFRAUD EXPOSED AGAIN
The more you play, the more Tazunapilled you become
Look Trainer I found an old photo of you!
>>543436628doto and mlb rice/riko. not sure about neicha but leaning towards not
Uhhh dotobros? Does this mean she can get mood down and skin outbreak from any race with this condition?
>>543436692WTF DUDE DELETE THAT!!
>>543436628Nothing until vbourbon
What was c6 cutoff yesterday ?
>>543415464Who's the last winner the gaijin slayer Special Week?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZM57CYhmQY
>>543436475O7
>>543429232And that's a perfect finish for my Falcon!Sorry to cut it short today, maybe I host another set of 5 races tomorrow for Turbo Tuesday.Thank you everyone for joining, have a nice Mejiro Monday!
>>543436628I still don't have mlb kitasan negro so I won't be pulling shit for a while
>>543436183I had the only Murmur (x2) and ASE. 0/3 PROCS. GG lads.
>>543436804500k
>>543435585I made an open club because I got sick of danchous dying and not doing anything about flatliners. Almost a month later this is what I ended up with. The top 3 including me are at 1.5M fans a day while the rest are sub 1M.
>>543436692never asked a trainer what he was doing when he was in the navy
>>543436941Thanks for hosting. Have a good night.
>>543436053Very strong Hag, I wish I had Rudolf to build a dominator runner
>>543436941Thanks for hosting. Hopefully the vacation/promotion is done by then.
>>543437084Tachyon and Grass Wonder have it too
>>543436941Thank you for hosting!
>>543436475>Might not be able to post results if the Janny is faster than the race.
>>543436870From USA, Alkaased in 2005
>>543436985>>543437084Oy this hag won both races.
Reminder that KR youtubers shilling skipko are rating the buffed version which we won't have until later on. Its actual shelf life is barely 1 month, maybe less
>>543436941Have a good night!
>>543436941thanks for hosting i hope you don't die
I feel like Dominator doesn't do shit. I tried to run two of them and my pace chaser still couldn't catch up to the front runner who activated rod.
>>543436628We'll see. I want Halloween Creek/Rice, but I need Rice/Riko and Kitasan. Sitting at like 37k so I'm going to miss at least one of them.>>543436729Isn't that just the mood down that sometimes triggers after 3+ races?
>>543437370Medium S diff? No last spurt velocity uniques also make it a lot harder, it's why Brian, Oguri, and Teio are better options than say Tachyon
>you can retake A&S and win from theres-should I build a Pace Seiun Sky with Shooting+Red Shift?
Reminder that witGOD is a witFRAUD. Those are the decks he's been using
>>543437303SSR Riko is very good. The R Riko cope is a bit harder to justify since R friend cards straight up don't have their fifth date until after the changes.
>>543437234Running it on Tachyon kind of gimps her. Her unique recovery requires her to be in the front. Her innate is a pace recovery. Dominator wants her in the back.t. Ran a Late Dominator Tachyon in CM1
1 wordUMAPYOI
>>543437370Dominator is more to help your front beat another front to 1st
>>543437303>>543437525Cygames wont be so dumb and not release buffed version on day 1 right?
>>543437539Oh, I thought you were talking about a pure debuffer. If you're talking about hybrids then yeah only Rudolf and Grass can do it.
>>543437619Korea: maintained by a 3rd partyGlobal: Cygames themselvesWe're getting what JP got...
>>543437523Witgod never claimed to be f2p though
>>543437619Yeah, just like cygames won't be so dumb as to give us the original Kita banner rates, right? We're getting the JP timeline.
>>543437619Considering we haven't gotten any of the QoL stuff from the start and Taurus cup titles was screwed up, doubtful. They did say about accelerating the QoL things such as autoplay, but so far nothing.
>>543437776STAY AWAY FROM MY RIBS
>>543437448Race Fatigue is usually a mood down but can sometimes give you skin outbreak
>>543436628gonna spend my savings on Doto, if I need Riko I'll just borrow
>>543435456>lose hopeful by a nose>special week gives hydrateFUCK PIECE OF SHIT
sex with this cute ningen woman
>>543437619just like they buffed the kitasan rate to 0.75% :D
>>543437806>>543437697We got the jukebox QoLSurely we are getting more QoL than what JP initially got
>>543437619>Cygames won't be so greedy and release Kitasan Black banner at 0.5% rates right?
>>543437806you do know that room matches and the jukebox weren't there on release in JP?
>>543437910>ningen womanningen women do not wear hair accessories or have multicolored hair sorry
wtf this song is fire now i love Golshihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgQtBcsv4qo
>>543437937More QoL meaning getting crane game early :)
>>543437937Pal changes aren't qol, it's a balance change. It shouldn't be moved up, nor should stuff like the skill changes on each anniversary because they're meant for the state of the game at that time.
>>543437921>>543437987>>543437772its a >>543437697 Korean company discretion to buff the rates
>>543437937this will play after you roll 400 on her bannerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPDLFM9xAbI
>>543438018Umamamamamamamamamama
You can not fix her
The gaslighting has broken me. I don't even know how to build for this CM. I don't even know how to play anymore. I can barely finish careers because I'm aiming to get hints from dogshit cards. It's over.
>>543437619>Cygames wont be so dumb
>>543437937I have no hopes for Cygames's stakes as they know if things are broken since the game is like 5 years old, yet refuse to fix things they know how to fix. I would not place my hopes up and expect them to drip feed us versions of the game they found from old flashdrives under the table.>>543438010I did not and that's something I guess.
is pace oguri stronger than end goldshi
>>543438159What are you building? I'll un-gaslight you.
Would you a hag (3D)
>>543438018https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awg4XLrTBy8My wife does it better, sorry
>>543438141I don't want to fix her. I want her to break me.
>>543438159Just have fun and enjoy B group and try hard after Aoharu is released
>>543438227no
>>543438217Oguri is more consistent
>>543438227Yes. Sauce
>>543438254That's a hobo.
>>543438217From my experience if Gold Ship doesn't get 6th then she's automatically just dead
>>543438159Just reuse your Taurus aces and chill>>543438321@tele6666
so close
>>543438216I want to train his guts
>>543438467Diamond hands
>>543438467What’s the last thing you rolled on?
>>543438227Depends on the definition of hag because I could ask a genie for one and if he's a pedophile he'll get me a female older than 12 but if he's like a French president he'll get me a 300 year old female lich
Dancho if I don't get Doto in 50 pulls I think I'm going to flatline until Kitasan rerunI don't enjoy playing without the card everyone hasDoto would make my life better because she is cuteBut if I don't get her... go on without me
ORE WA, SUPA OPERA DA!!
>>543436475Ugggh EROTIIIIC
Maya is Equinox's parent?
>>543437573Literally never going to happen unless 1st place fails to proc A&S
>>543438227Actually disgusting. Nip women are either gorgeous or horrendous. There's no in between.
>>543436475THAT'S MY WIFE
I like how whales with summer maru can just still randomly lose to late CHUDS
>>543438218I want to run my favorites, Suzuka, Fukukitaru, and Goldship. Goldship is easy enough to train although I'm worried she won't have enough stamina because Go Home Specialist doesn't work, Suzuka is hard to train as a front runner as usual, Fuku I'm training as a pacer/debuffer, my biggest confusion is... what skills? I tried grinding fuku parents so my aces could inherit 777 but I never got a good one, I was going to have them inherit Tachyon's unique as my other parent but... I don't even know what skills to give them... I heard the course has two hills so I figured Highlander would be good but I was told that it's not. Really I'm realizing I just don't actually know what skills are useful or why, I thought higher velocity = good but I think that's not actually true, it seems like it's highly dependent on the racer's strategy and position on the track, and also the phase of the race. This game is actually more complicated than nearly any other game I've played... it's bizarre...
>>543438681WHEN WE WILL GET THE DOTO AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tired of parent runs>decide to do an Ace Gold Ship>get amazing luckHoly fuark I kneel Goldshi sama
Hmm, time to try 5spd/1stam
Gimmie Striker cygames
>>543437303Is this on honse? Why can't I see this patchnote on there?
>>543439276Deck?
>>543438610Technically 10 on SMaru but those were tickets from CMs, before that, 70 on Creek
How do you get red shift if maru isn't a parent or grandparent?
>>543439570You don't
>>543439468Stop gooning to my father
We love dogs here
>>543439538Here
>>543439648Never
>>543429123>on a cornerwtf this wasn't there before
>>543437523>>543422046Im actually impressed by his run yesterday, but Im kinda doubtful at the same time will those UF parents, does it have a factor in bonus stats during April 1 or none at all even if you use Ura Finale parents outside of those skill dumps
>>543439626Eh? Then what, sacrifice affinity and shove maru in there somewhere?
>>543439652Umas are not dogs or cats, they are horses
>>543438467oh yeah?
>>543439968they arent h*rses either they are honses
>>543439572I need her to be playable already
GRASS WTF
>>543439931yessir
>>543439968how come you're waifu a bitch then?
>>543439931You can even do it twice, time to go full inbreeding bwo
what the fuck is your problem??? you have 320 stamina how the FUCK did you manage this?
>>543438440Thanks
>>543440189>you're waifu a bitchheh
>>543440284>>543440123Maybe we have to do fronts before classic year
>>543439968You just posted a stag beetle though?
>>543440123>>543440284race's called hopeless for a reason
>>543429123>another guts gainerShe'll get daily rolls. Nothing more.
Are you guys reaching double circle affinity for Maru x Taiki parents?
that's quite rude
>>543440284>pace>>543440123>lateOne day anon will learn to frontrun career
>>543440715>Late Start>now you're even worse off than before
>>543429123i WILL force her into end closer
>>543440690lmao
>>543440354It's funny how they expose themselves and their posts instantly lose any credibility.
>>543439235>Goldship is easy enough to train although I'm worried she won't have enough stamina because Go Home Specialist doesn't work Goldship can survive on 800 stam + maestro since she's running end closer and can potentially dodge Murmur. Try getting to 900~ish if you want to be comfortable, she has 20% stamina growth so it shouldn't be too hard. Play 4 speed and 2 stamina. >Suzuka is hard to train as a front runner as usual If you're having a hard time on Suzuka because of groundwork, then you can drop it and play midrace skills instead. Curvature, Escape Artist, Playtime's Over, Tail Held High and hope for the best. Note that it's weaker against proper fronts, but you can gamble against a GW Solo Front who'll never pace up because there's nobody in front of her. I'd honestly just drop Suzuka but since she's your favorite this is the best route if you want to dodge the whole groundwork autismo. >I tried grinding fuku parents so my aces could inherit 777 You don't need 777 and Tachon Inherit until XOguri. > I figured Highlander would be good Highlander is an acceleration skill, if it procs early you can get some value out of it, otherwise it's a waste of points. >Really I'm realizing I just don't actually know what skills are useful or why, I thought higher velocity = good but I think that's not actually true Short explanation, in general it's good, but there are some skills that miss their timings (usually velocity skills that trigger during acceleration phase). If you're confused which skills, check with the sim https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/ sort by mean but pay attention to the minimum tab. Skills listed with 0.00L means they can miss the timings. (picrel). This is a lazy explanation but I don't want to bombard you with infodump about skill timings.
>>543439376stop posting cute boys>>543439468stop posting sexy boys
If MANT is such a boogeyman for no fun, but we are just going to spend all our parent grinding in URA, why is it such a big deal? I spend most of my time parent grinding anymore.
uma musume is a uma shounen game
>>543439468I don't know much about this one but I like how artists frequently draw a chubby tummy and thighs
>>543441298Never>>543441521Same
>>543429123They released her without the updated ult kekShe is fucking useless, you depend on overtaking in the cornerThe updated ult only requires to overtake, no corners or straights, just overtakeSasuga cygames-kun
>>543441657
>>543441459isn't MANT better for parents thou? with the amount of racing and skills you get
>>543441736you can still spam races in ura and ura spark is still like the best scenario spark for a long time
>>543441459ura for parents is a cope because of the ura sparkall future scenarios, including aoharu, give you more white skill hints = more white skill sparks
>>543441709>Sound she makes when I grab her belly
>>543441701Just like how every other unique isn't the updated version when like half the uniques in the game right which get changes down the line?
>>543441869so it's better to just jump into aoharu with parents and forget URA because of white sparks?
>>543441521>>543441709>>543441912what's the catch here, she got close to Oguri once and got fatter by osmosis?
>3* power on a throwaway run
>>543442168>Getting too close to Oguri makes you fatkek
What purpose is there to giving a robot such a nice ass?
>>543442161YesAnd aoharu spark still gives you some stats. It's just not speed+stam.
Stamina debuffers being good is the gaslight of CM4
>>543442435Mindbreaking Ai-chan into being a degenerate hors gambler…
>>543442317Anon she's just autistic, she's not LITERALLY a robot
>>543442538I thought velocity debuffers are what's actually good since CM4 doesn't have long enough races for you to realistically run out of gas.
>>543441521>>543442168the real soccer boy was fat
>>543442317>Hmm, why does this robot have such wide hips?You know why
>>543442538Stamina debuffers is a prisoners dillema. 2 people bring it - 3rd one loses. 1 person brings it - they lose. 3 people bring it = even
Is Angling overrated? My Seiun was 2nd and proced Red Shift, my Maru was first and proced Angling. Neither of them gained or lost any distance before the end of the race. This isn't even a one off either.
>>543442938Those aren't wide-hips, she just has a really toned ass from working out. The funny thing is the actual Mihono Bourbon was infamously lazy for any part of its life that it wasn't a racer. I mean "the most notable incident of its retirement was someone saw him get up to do something one time" level of lazy
>>543442317How did her father approve of this?
>>543443150In terms of the in-game measurements at least, Bourbon actually does have a great hip to waist ratio
>>543443051Why is this confusing? Inherited angling and inherited redshift are both 0.2, angling just activates earlier on this track.
>>543443250he did the same when he was younger
what position is air groove supposed to be?feels like her main skill is more consistent as late surger but her innate skills suggests her as pace
>>543442854Velocity debuffs are good>>543443006It's not just that, all seeing barely even works against Front Runners. Even my 2nd place Seiun managed to dodge it and the Nature isn't that far away. You need late savvy if you're running a stam debuffer otherwise Fronts just dodge half your skills.
>>543442274I mean...
AAAAAAHHH THE 9 STAMINA LONG PARENT I WAS FOLLOWING CHANGES THEIR UMA TO A LATE SURGER! DAAAAMMMIIIIIIIIT!
>>543443150>Bourbon post-retirement has no goals or direction in her life anymore so she starts bumming it out in her childhood home
ryan is the only uma you needshe is the best uma, this is facther valentine skin is even A rank in the jp server (thats really good!!)>>543443638>>543443638>>543443638>>543443638>>543443638
>>543443360I thought Angling would be stronger than Red shift since it's so much harder to actually proc Angling desu
kill yourself
>>543443634When you lose the Triple Crown to fucking Rice Shower, why try anymore?
>>543429273Gets better once they update it. The problem with a lot of golds in this game right now is that the gold versions are barely an upgrade.
>>543443623Somehow my brain automatically corrected this shitty ESL translation the first time I watched this. Oh well.
>>543436493use uma pure. after you search for a legacy you click the button next to the copy to clipboard one and the legacy is at the bottom of the page
>>543443150just like me frfr
>>543438227yes, I'm not an incel
>>543436729It's probably that any race she does can trigger the fatigue effect as if this were a 4th consecutive race or had 0 energy. So yeah, you can probably get herpes or something.It looks like it heals after you do the 15,000 fans goal, but that does sound like a giant pain in the ass. Potentially. Tazuna would probably help.
