>Elden Ring Tarnished Edition delayed to 2026https://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1981360180580217143>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1024>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png >Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and trickshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg >Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>543714552
Perfect
Saar do not grab the Greatbow, saar.
I actually meant to use this as the OP but whatever
>>543830963Saar I'm going to redeem the Greatbow saar.Its time for erg games, hopefully the password isn't dead tonight https://www.twitch.tv/zorban13
>>543831190You get a pass, zorbster. It's great entertainment.
>>543831117P
Do greatshields work in this game or are they basically just "please rape me" signs?
do you limit nightreign's fps via nvidia control panel or is there a setting i'm not seeing ingame, or a launch option on steam?
>>543831665weird fetish manbut they do work yeah theres an entire character based around them
We should stop playing this game all at the same time.
>>543831762even guardian get's pushed out of steel guard when he tries holding his shield up versus nightlords. they're useless
>>543831746It's in the Nvidia control panel3d settings -> program settings -> nightreign.exe -> max frame rate
>>543831665Poor guyThey work really well with the 100% resist across the board in NR. Every offbrand weapon option that isn't your main is worth it in this game. Shields, greatbows, crossbows, whips. They all have real value now.
400 hours and I'm finally doing the basic bitch brass shield run. it's very fun I haven't played like this without a greatshield since ds1. I'm still lazy about using ashes of war ever but man guard counter feels good.
>>543832114I did this with the estoc once.
I love boobies
>>543832504wrong
>>543832325before this I did every single stat build as a pure. I made a google doc for each stat, listed every weapon that required it, and did a full clear. I remember thinking faith was shit and arc spellcasting was also pretty bad. Looks like they added a lot of high req miracles to the dlc but are they any good?
>>543832504>not asseslow test + mommy issues
>got the achievement for collecting all the umbral spells without even looking them up>90% of them are shit and useless>there's like 4 good spellsunfortunate
>>543832672>muh assape brain + non-white btw
>>543830856I wish Duchess was real and my wife
>>543832504Jeet
>>543832504High test + Based
>>543832571not wrong>>543832672I like butts too
>>543832871little boys prefer tits, men prefer asses
>>543832645No clue people only used like 3 spells from the dlc - best threads, blood spell, and gravity faggotry for pvp.
>>543831190reddit stream title
>>543833201>he can't into post ironic normiepostingcmon now mock him for doing meme build not this
nightreign would be a lot better if they sped up many of the spells/weapon arts. decrease their damage if need be, but half of these things have no business even being in the game and are completely unusable. they essentially require you to roll the dice that you wont get hit, which is not viable at all. in the depths at least. ive completely forgotten what the normal expeditions are even like
>>543833298Do you even watch the streams? He has a marvel movie sense of humor, it's not post-ironic xis.
>revs doing 5 billion damage vs base augur with lightning spears>mess up and use my dog ult too early>have to just spectate I am NOT the exectuie tonight
>>543833129Fags bicker over purity spirals around women. We'd all cum on a bunch of women we wouldn't want anyone to know about. Big tits small tits big asses small asses puffy vulvas blown out pusys busted faces the works we'd cum on them all.
i have already depicted myself as the beautiful strength revenant
>exejeet handDon't post that trash ever again brown pedophile.
>>543833736sex doll
>>543833658to be fair I don't, you might have a point
>>543833884Shocker, and I do so I can make fun of him
who is desu
>>543833658He doesn't really. He's just a polite laugher.
>>543834251Some orang that got hit by a trash truck. He spent months on oxygen in a coma. The story hitting the news in the 80s is where isekai stories come from. He was the boku no chimpo.
>>543833831You’re right I shouldn’t after such a disappointing display
back to back wholestar shit im gonna choke
>>543834483!
>>543834730>frenzy building
>>543834551just get a ranged weapon and only attack when hes fighting someone else. its a battle of attrition just take it slow
>turn on stream>hes powerstancing greatbows
>>543835039
>>543832504>>543832871>>543833015>>543833658>>543833831Objectively true posts which are backed up by science.
>>543834483This pairing is worse than Wylder x Rev, brown bucks don't belong anywhere near her.
>>543836029Give it a rest, zenovis
gg gigaugur, sad I couldn't use this beaut
>>543836413pretty mid desu
>>543834256t. another tranny that doesn't watch the streams
i hate parrying in this game
zorbsisters whats happening
>>543837419Revsister squad please understand
>>543836226>>543833831you just know the artists are brown xhemselves
>>543837403Practice's internet will never allow you to land a parry
what am absolute shitshow, yet still somehow it was easy *enough* and we got to level 8 day 1 i also got revived into his static aoe :(AND HE WOULDN'T STOP FACESMASHING THE GROUND
>>543834483They are a much better friend pair than romantic pair. Like them doing the tea party together, and her pushing dogi form around in a stroller. Lots of cute fan art of them being friends. Sort of like her and Raider being a good friend pair. She's not a good romantic pick in general for any of the men, but that one fanart of her being confused with her feelings towards Wylder are cute.
>>543833736My brother in christ why are you bringing Executor to Auger, do you hate yourself? Even Guardian would be a better pick.
>>543838019oh right i went to the mines north since i forgot to day 1 and ended up meeting a red pumpkin head who smashed me as i rounded the corner into the room so that was cool
>>543837403>late on the first one>out of sync spam on the 2nd and 3rdGood thing you had your no hitbox cheat toggle on bro
>>543838207Don't trigger it
>get no good seals as a revGuh>get a pity rivers of blood that procs bleed in like 2 hitsIt'll do....
>>543838019Felt like an ok game for me honestly. The first poi was a shitshow but that's usually the case with red golem. Even more with nine-box, I think red golem is his kryptonite. Every time I see him do it early he gets smashed into the ground.
ggs holsterlove invisible vents
>>543838357>Even more with nine-box, I think red golem is his kryptoniteNot him but they are so aids to fight. Nothing like getting one-shot by a spring loaded attack you literally can't see.
>>543838357hidden map + rotted forest + one invader poi + no gaols i was crying I usually have no problems with the red golem but he dad dicked me and 9b that run. it was entertaining tho
I really feel like some 9 year old being babysat by two hot 1X year old cousins. Did I contribute?
>>543838357That one was particularly annoying, I hate golems because I can't bleed them but I haven't been annihilated that badly by one in a while.
>>543838583huh?
>>543838583kys tidejeet
>>543838583>I really feel like some 9 year old being babysat by two hot 1X year old cousins
>>543838553gg, sorry for not rotting him I didn't want to dissapoint you by downing your claps always feel deragatory so I didn't want the shame of going down with my 800 skinny twinkeye ass
>>543838553how many times did tide down trying to inflict rot without it ever happening
I could not be bothered dodging desu>>543838160Executor is a top tier for augur >every attack is easy to parry for some reason>dragonscale blade is good>RoB is a good jelly killer>dog takes out about 1/3 of base augurs hp via killing the jelly spam>dog ignores the sleep phases >dog has good mobility and is a free full heal>dog can Rez teammates easily even 3 bars and traverse slot of land when everyone is split up on Ed augur
>>543838757my claps are never derogatory, i'll clap if you die to a wandering noble but that's just banter
>>5438387980! he did really well for once (outside of day 1 and 2 LOL)
>>543838065Nah she fits with Wylder. Mostly because he occupies the stoic all rounder leader role and is thus the easiest to gel with in any context including romantic ones. The others strike you as guys who keep to themselves and do what they need to.
i think i like collapsing stars desu
>>543838873>RoB on the jellyfishYou can't bleed him and he takes 50% less damage from fire what are you talking about? Executor's arcane stat is basically completely useless against Auger, so you're pretty much just budget Wylder in the fight, and if it turns out to be ED Auger then you get to lie down and weep in the corner with your terrible FP bar.He functions, but it's an awful fight.
>>543839256>and if it turns out to be ED Auger then you get to lie down and weep in the corner with your terrible FP bar.Shut up retard you don't even understand how the game works.
>>543839452I'm 9999 and know more about the game than you, clearly.
if you dont pick the same character alwaysyou arent a serious gamer
>>543839649That'll show him
>>543839256The jellyfish that augur shits out, RoBs skill is great for mob clearing and one taps them regardless of affinity. You can also freeze base augur and I’ve done it a few times with the dragonscale blade. I also just feel the utility of the dog during Ed augur is worth it as well as the fact the ground laser is easy to parry. The fp thing also doesn’t really ever matter since you regain it via charging
whats the worst weapon art in the game? my vote goes to the magma wyrm scalesword
>>543839205It's Stars of Ruin but qualifies for a sorcery school making it probably the best spell in the game
>>543839759Spinning weapon, maybe?
>>543839759white shadow's lure or spinning slash
>>543839863>Spinning weapondecent on bleed weapons
>>543839863spinning weapon is amazing with status thoughbeit it looks cool
>>543839863Extremely niche use case but if you have FP on hit you can use spinning weapon to rapidly get it back
Zorb-sama... nobody has hit the boss and you're already down...
Zorberino finna 3 bar on 60% phase 1 bugs, this is crazy folks
>>543839759Storm stomp is pretty useless, it's mostly a PvP AoW but it doesn't do enough damage to be any real use against condemned. Holy ground is also pretty crap. Useful in theory but in practice the area it affects is too small and the regen is too slow.Also Sky Shot never hits ever.
>>543839851stars of rain but cheaper and does more damage
>>543840379All the storm stuff in NR does the reflect projectiles thing. Kind of gives it a little bit of legs.
>>543837419this again
zorbsisters how do we defend xher?
zorban-sama...
>>543840379Holy ground is okay in ED maris
lmao this nigger sucks
>>543840759You can't say that.
what happened?
>>543840379sky shot is fucking amazing on medium to large bosses that lock them selves in animations or that you can stand under (moose / ancient dragon / caligo) it does like 5x of a normal short from the bow without any skill % dmg and insane stagger for a bow attack
>>543840946our guy is 8 baring to bugs we have to do something
>>543840379Oh yeah and I tried golden retaliation last match finally and it didn't do the fucking retaliation part. It ate the projectile (draconic sentinel's fireball) but didn't fire the projectile, so it's just a meh dodge that only works on magic projectiles.
>>543840946it's happening still
they're calling it the word's fastest d5 ED caligo ever
>>543840946zorban 5 barred to ed bugshis first down was against the literal first attack
>>543841245>bloodflame blade ironeyeyou didnt beat the gamea self breaking caligo is more honorable than that
GG Bugs Ty for the carry
>>543841021Doesn't that just make it RoA but worse?
Feel we’ve hit the point where two players are enough to carry on the password
is tumblebuffing still a thing in nightreign?
I saw you drop out of queue when you didn't get zorban's game
>d*rkness exejeetcan't wait for the dogshit performance
>>543841587I don't get it, why would you WANT to be in Zorban's run? They're fun to watch from third person but they're usually a disaster, I wouldn't want to be the one playing in it.
>>543841342worse. he had blasphemous blade
>>543841420Should probably have 3 carries to avoid this high school drama
>>543841587name and shame
>>543841721jeetspammer is here so you can see why lol
i'm different
A bit sloppy but thanks for the win friendos.
>dormant seals Recluse >Revenant>not one fire incant better than Flame Sling or Black Fireball drop between usIncant rng is so fucking aggravating.
lotus what the fuck are those relics4.8k honed bolts?
>>5438431856x dragon cult boosts.2x incantation+2 relicsAnd a metric shitton of lightning ups because the wylder kept feeding them to me. Honed bolt is a lot stronger than people think.You should have seen the damage to the slimes since they take 2x lightning damage. The 2 invader spots and gaols helped a ton too.
>>543843371>6x dragon cult boostsSo you're cheating?
>>543843371>>543843185Oh right I also had the symbol of avarice up for a long time along with the buff from libra that boosts your damage based on runes.
>>543843371Are you a girl?
>>543843475>Cheating is when someone has better relics than me
>>543843852bjark said the same thing before his ISA were confirmed cheated
>>543843892i never remotely said something like that *grabs your crotch*you better act right
>>5438434756 school boosts isn't really cheating since they show up on regular and deep relics.A pain in the ass to get, but not impossible. Some are also a lot more common than others. I've seen about 36 dragon communion relics for every 1 dragon cult I've found. Giant's flame relics have been the rarest for me, since I've only seen like 2.The sad thing is a Recluse would get a hell of a lot more milage out of a 6 school boost because sorceries are just naturally stronger. If I had 6 crystarian boosts and either sorcery boost+2x3 or magic attack +4x3 you would have seen even more obscene numbers with shattering crystal.
>>543843892Looks like you got confirmed talking utter shite as seen below lil nigga
>>543844071Speak of the devil
>>543844278No I don't think I will
>>boss has huge AOEs>>shove him in a tiny corridornufromsoft would never
>>543844858sovlfvl capra demon reference
>>543844858>recluse found a rykard's rancor staff.webm
ggs gigadel. I got a frame stutter right as he did his headslam on me :(
>>543844481gimme
>>543844858What game is that
peeporun
>>543845021thanks for carry, I'm a d4 shitter man whyd it put me in d5 man I don't belong here man
>>543845310because pretty much everybody queueing is d5btw don't worry about it, there's not much practical difference between d4 and d5. things have a bit more health and do a bit more damage but it already entered 1shot city in d4, so if you can manage d4 then you can manage d5 cos it's the same thing.
>>543837508>all that insecure zoomergroid projection>Already raped and running away. Guess I hit xher too close to home, get a better attitude next time.
lil gup really went back to the last thread to get the last word and thinks he won le internet argumentthat's a yikes from me
>>543845224Brazilnet moment.
>>543845826nah for some dumbshit reason you can run into enemies at the end of day 1 and 2 before they spawn, their model is invisible waiting to spawn in.
>lil buck samefagging after getting rapedPoor broccolihead
>>543845819At that point you just embarrass yourself. Imagine caring for the last word that much lmao. Automatic disgrace.
broccoli le bad even doe its good for you
love my daughter-wives
>>543846014I know you got raped but avoiding direct replies and samefaggig is just conceding especially when you've done the exact same cross-thread shit. Stop blaming older generations because you're a worthless loser and do better.
>>543840854Yes, he can. Watch him.>>543841459Meds.>>543843107That’s adorable. What is it from?
that's not me aldoebeit, i just call out cringe where I see itno need to get defensive brotato, you won le argument by getting the last word you totally owned that guy, it's freaking over for him
Q
Not the person you were arguing with. Not reading whatever drivel you smashed out on your keyboard in a fit of rage. Just calling it like it is. Deal with it.
>other zoomoids itt are blacked doe-postersImagine my shock.
>I'm going to passive-aggressively seeth post and try to get the last word in after that fact >but i-it's not me doe Typical low test zoomoid tactic.
>more than 2 mins in queue/erg/ is dead.
>Indian obsessed with rape>AND a classic schizothat's right its me your /erg/ rival, every post you don't like is 1 guy
damn he's good
>>543846297>>543846491I AM
>>543846573I'm at 1/3. You have me blocked.
>brings up blacked out of absolutely nowhere because someone typed funnyInteresting, I think that says a lot more about you than me
>>543846618unless your name is trish or sneedger then no i do not
Oh xhe's doing that leftist thing where they pretend not to understand something. If you weren't an obvious zoomer newfag you would know 'doe posting' and cuck posting go hand in hand.
>>543846859no wait i also blocked someone else who ragequit a match but i forgot the name
>>543846993could be me, my video card crashes like one out of 10 of my games.
oh NO NO NO ZORBXISTERS WE GOT TOO COCKY
>brown directionbrain obsessed with cuckoldry and rape with an interracial fetishI've learned a lot about you in this little exchange, thanks for chatting with me ranjeesh :)
>>543847059hm... maybe, it did seem like it could have been a crash, but it happened right after you downed in a run that was going pretty badly so i might have just jumped to conclusions. don't remember the account to unblock though.
>>543847090>Zorb laughs>Stream numbers go up
>>543846014>>543845819>>543846014>>543846215>>543846326>>543846630>>543847115holy fuck you just excavated his brown dusty asshole go easy on him before he has a stroke
GG Brynhilde
>zoomergroid infected with black culture soft power pretending they aren't a cucked generation >>543847353embarrassing samefag zoomoid cope
>>543847601What about sora?
>if I tag a bunch of my posts from my fellow zoomers it looks like I le won>I'm not personally bothered by your poignant posts at all
does anybody have a nightreign version of this game?
>>543847353You made xhim cry. Now xhes busting out all the bait he can for someone to reply to xhim.
>Xhe's still mindraped. Poor zoomie, maybe you can afford your own place if you slave at McDonald's your entire career
jesus christ lotus that honed bolt just raped the entire game
>>543847906What the hell? This is gay
>>543847906kill yourself
>>543848196It wasn't as strong as last run but it was still nice and potent. Honed bolt twice in a row is a very nice treat. Knowing my luck I'll get ancient dragon lightning and feel useless next time. Hate that spell. Takes too long to charge up and you'll whiff on anything smaller than the average hippo.The wylder was MVP though. Those jump spams with the placi sword were both comical and optimal.
>>543847906Easily in the top ten worst things ever posted here. Awful.
>adel lightning resist>50>nameless king's according to fextrashit>31>D5 adel taking 2k damage from a lightning spear>nameless king taking like 400 from the same lightning spearNo matter how hard I dragoncult max there's still one enemy that will filter me.
>>543848764You're confused. King of the Storm has -31% lightning resist (he's WEAK to it), Nameless King has 83% lightning resist.
>>543847906nightreign is a fairly niche game
i lost all my games ytd but today it's only wins with str rev, redemption incoming
>>543848884Okay I'm just retarded then. Well that and fextra life sucks donkey dick at information.
>>543848916Fine, I'll make it myself.
>>543848963good luck cutie
why is he playing gbow guardian when the other are squishiesthat's a really bad composition
>>543849097thank you i'll do my best
I'll ask here since there's no fitting thread, does anyone know how to fix vortext explosions in emulated Bloodborne?They happen every time i die and don't go away until i go back to the main menu.
>>543849063You don't look like that
>>543849153I had the same issue, this mod fixed it for me.https://www.nexusmods.com/bloodborne/mods/109
>>5438491161) he uses the greatbow as a primary weapon which is fucking retarded2) you don't need a "tank" in the game
>>543849142*kiss*
>zorban is playing with literal redditorsgo say hi to him herehttps://www.reddit.com/user/Pastulio814/
>>543849402How did you know that meant he's a redditor?
>>543849063You need to have sex with Wyld men to post this btw
>>543849402ask what he think about gbow guardian
>>543849219Ah sucks that it disables face customization but i guess i'll have to live with that
beholdthe pinnacle of dogshit quest designthe developers decided to intentionally lean into the "souls quests being obtuse and requiring a guide" meme>find this random tree 1/3rd of the way into the game>interact with it>it just says "....">you need to use a specific emote in front of it that you only find like 6 areas ahead>now 5 giant flaming hands spawn in your world (you will have already passed 3/5 of them by this point, you need to backtrack through the entire map to find them or look up a guide)>extinguish the hands (the last one is in the final area of the game where everything is already on fire, make sure not to miss the flaming hand here!)>after this, return to the tree and use yet another gesture (no clue which you're supposed to use either, just try them all!)>it brings you to a secret boss that has absurdly high stats (ng+2 level difficulty in ng)>after you kill him you get teleported out>use a third emote on the tree to get his loot :)
>>543850425also, cherry on top>you can lock yourself out of one of the emotes by progressing too far into the game without killing an optional boss
gg ed horse
ggs horsie, sorry for running him around so much there lolat least i almost no-hit him, if it wasn't for that arrow right at the end there.
ahhh...i tried to ult through his nuke...what an embarrassing display..
>>543850425I can’t tell what game this is
>>543850957lords of the fallenits ok
>>543850425it's gonna be funny when fromsoft eventually abandons this dogshit quest design after Miyazaki retires/dies and all of their copycats will inevitably have to follow suit
>>543850957Slop of the goyim It's pozzed jeetslop
In DSIII NK's lightning attack will miss you if you aim the camera away from him. Can anybody test if this still works in NR?
>>543851141King's Field was pretty much like that too though except it was the entire game not optional sidequests and Miyazaki had no involvement in any of the KF games.Weird obtuseness is basically FromSoft's identity.
>>543831762>>543831939weird that no one can give me a straight answer. are greatshields going to block nightlord attacks at depth 5 without putting me in the full stagger animation if I'm not guardian holding up steel shield?
>>543831665>>543851429Yes, greatshields work fine. Unless you get some guard up passives then you'll want to 2hand it and you'll still need to play smart if you don't want to get guard broken, but they absolutely do work reasonably well.
>>543849402seems like a pretty reasonable person
someone please explain to me how to cancel caligo's storm? When do you ult her? The moment she puts the ice crystal down? Can't find video instructions.
>>543851271take a break for a day, terr
We got a little too greedy with the mines....
>>543851898I don't know. Does it not stagger her no matter whatp art of the animation she's in?
THAT ENDED THE RUN? LMAO
>>543851957Isn’t terr the one who keeps shilling for it?
just unblocked a bunch of people please don't make me regret it
>>543851957>NOOOOO, everyone who doesn't like this garbage is the same guy Stay mad.
>>543852020I know lmao
How many points do you lose at D5 for losing at the Nightlord? If you Alt F4 out of nightlord does it go up?Iirc the earlier your run ends (like day1 ,2) the more you lose?
>>543852098you sound insufferable, block me once more please.
>>543852259600 by default, I think it goes up by 100 if you lose on day 2 and another 100 for losing day 1.
I like Malenia's design but this goblet looks like ass. On top of that it looks like a nightmare to actually use and clean, like bits are just gonna snap off.
>>543854195I got the Ornstein one last year and it snapped in half in the post... Got my money back though, and just super-glued it but I'm not going to use it to drink from, I'm afraid just for show.
>chinks crashed out and killed themselves over CS2 skins>less cheaters tonight than beforeI can always count on you based Gaben.
augur
what a fucking useless revenant, I'm blocking this fucker
GG bugs
>>543855970lol
I'm torn between strength/faith and strength/int for a new character. Or something/int, something something carian knight. Help me out here.
>>543856493Arc int
>>543856493int/faith
>>543856493>Carren Knight Daring today, aren't we?
>>543854195>>543854731That’s Chinese plastic for you
god damn this game is miserable why did i reinstall
to meet me
>>543856945qrd?
>>543855970What happen
>>543857028>>543857128get a hobby
>>543857160Stay mad and defeated then, I guess.
im taking responsibility for that loss, sorry. rot buildup under max hp appears to be a run killeralso i didnt mean to ping while downed i went to alt tab real quick and misclicked
>>543857205qrd?
>>543857205that's the funny thingwe wonanonymous just doesnt like me
>>543857223Happens, nt. Rot under max stacked on top of rot on hit is just a trainwreck waiting to happen.I thought the greatbow could help but I think it probably just threw you off more than did anything. No idea what you are supposed to do if you happen to be under the moth when it starts the blue rain. And I assumed I was far enough away from the red rain that I didn't have to run strafe it but I guess that's also wrong.
>>543857390Are you the person asking why you reinstalled? I asked for a qrd as to why.
>>543856641>>543856713Anons, please.>>543856742If I haven't played it then it's new to me.
>"heh, he has to post months old stuff-ACKKKK!
>>543857548yeah im definitely changing my relics now, sorry about that. you did crazy good btw>the greatbow i assumed you wanted me to kill fartis with the AOW right? idk i kinda panicked and just looked at whoever had the lower health, wasn't really thinking straight after going down so many times due to the fucking rot
>>543857568qrd? what happened?
>>543857938Some anon was crybaby-posting after getting carried, I presume.
>>543858000qrd?
casters are so easy wtfyou basically do nothing until you dont have aggro then slam your face on the controller and make pretty colors appear
>>543858469sissy girl role
wait till you hear about ironeye
>>543830856I thought that was the good hunter holding the pizza cutter
>>543858512>>543858525You guys told me melee is easy in depth 5
>>543858054see >>543858000
>>543858525Duchess and Reclsue are literally Ironeye tier with actual DMG, trannies just weren't ready for that conversation.>>543858667No one but retards say this. All the melees are harder in Depths than the casters and Ironeye, FACT.
Pfft
What is that Elden Ring thing that dude zorban raided has in the corner? I've never seen Elden ring merch like that? Is it off-brand Chinese shit?
GG augur. Dunno what happened with the 2nd rev....
GG Augur, NJ Revvy, the lightning spears melted it!
>get to 6600 >the bar is halfway filledwhat's up with this? 6600 isnt halfway from 6000 to 9999
Fire Giant was a complete joke. What were people bitching about?
>>543860437D4 augur is pretty squishy for my build. Shame I died so many times....>lol here's my aoe>lol the hitbox is bigger than the fog I make
Anyone else here get to D5 in duos? What a struggle man, they really need to patch in wending graces for it to be fair, you have none of the safety of trios and none of the revives of solos
>>543860531Dw, it happens, Augur hitboxes are so awkward sometimes it feels like they didn't finish the boss lmao. Half the reason I've started playing Wylder is for easier revives anyways. GGs again tho
>>543850819>Zdrada EnjoyerOh cool this guy is still alive
>>543860750You did hella good man.This run must be where all my gravel stone seals from failed runs went cause I found like 12 of the fuckers.
I want to play Nightreign but I want to giga stack instead of taking gay little incremental trinkets. What's the best to look for? Anything absurd?
>>543860986The most obscene boosts are crystalian sorcery boosts on recluse and duchess.
Looks like Zorban hit his viewer limit of 30 the growth has stopped. The password is safe.
>>543860864Yeah I like xher out of my sissy cage under my bed.
>>543860875Thanks bro you did real good too. And yeah playing a chr that's so rng reliant with the seals sounds like a headache lol
>>543861241It's why I dragon cult maxxed. It's normally common-ish. Plus lightning.
>session ended the instant it startedOkay.png
well that was weird, at least I didn't lose any points
Why am I like this...
i cooked breakfasti tried boiling basedbeans in a bit of balsamic vinegar and lemon juice, then fried them and had with friedeggit was not bad but i think they might need marinating to properly get the flavournow i shall play nightreign
>gaping jawboooriiiinnng
>>543861879You could do worse. At least its not a tattoo or something. It'll all be in landfill in a few years but it wont be a life long regret.
!huhi won on the run where i used that greataxei thought the player corpses were from failed runs but i guess it's just deaths?
>>543862381>landfill in a few yearsI plan to keep them as part of my collection for life, then pass them on to my family for them to do what they see fit with my collection. I don't think things will get bad enough for me to need to re-sell any of it for money.
>>543862595The ghosts in the roundtable hold are from wins. It prefers ones that picked up items from your phantoms. I'm pretty sure a down can leave a phantom behind, its not just bleedout deaths.
>die>lose eventual greatness before it even buffs me
>>543859978trish can't help but get banned everywhere she goes. Truly one of the best schizos in a while.
>>543864145>she
>trish is a lolcow>ace is a lolcowtruly they were meant for each other
>>543864035Cute doll
Alright anon enough SlopreignMommy Marika wants you to go back to play the real game and become Elden Lord
>>543864190Her behavior makes a lot more sense when you realize she's a BPDemon foid.
GG ED5 Horsie. Rev you could've still hit NK with uncharged Wraths. Though you did delete phase 1 entirely.
GG 'Orsie, You two shredded his ass
>>543864479I could have but uncharged still feels a bit too long a commitment when you're THAT close to him.Much as I am familiar with his moveset I still do not trust using wrath in close quarters with him. Specially not with the lag going on.
i thought you guys were memeing, it's actually called faurtis? hahahaha
>>543864612They really did name him FART ASS Stoneshield
>>543864608Understandable, it's funny how much resist he has. Went from nuking to doing less damage than me.
GGs Adel. Fuck that cheeky invasion when we had nothing good to deal with them yet.
>>543864612It's Fortis. Translation team apparently thought that wasn't flowery enough.
>>543864702He has like almost 90% lightning resist. He takes less lightning damage than ED adel. I've managed to still deal chunky damage to adel at D5 with lightning, but NK still shrugs me off like a mosquito.
>>543864390Incredible model. But no she’s for Godfrey only.>>543861445Deserved.>>543858665Nah, they wish they could be that cool.
>>543864730ggs
Spinning weapon is lowkey OP for revives yall
>>543831665the only ''please rape me'' is exejeet dogform, pressing it means you want to die asap
>>543864390I played with a femdom once who erped as mommy Marika when we played elden ring. Came buckets...
>>543851705First normal reply I've ever gotten. Thanks
>>543864423That's cute but xhes a tranny teenager addicted to porn and got AGP from it most likely.
>>543865270You also have to know whether the specific nightlord attack deal affinity damage or not. Most shields typically have around 50 affinity block. You can get oneshot while blocking in depth 5 with incorrect shield.
>>543865414>That's cute but xhes a tranny teenager addicted to porn and got AGP from it most likely.The perfect wife for a 4chan incel chud like me
>>543865414Why do you think that?
haven't played with alot of anons but I see them in screenshots am i such a shit player that /erg/ blocked me...
>>543865729You're not a trve chvd if you're a troon chaser, nice falseflag though.>>543865754They said trish was short for 'Tristan' (male name) and they just act like an immature estrogenetic teen, only ever seen them play as female characters and female pfp on steam. I'm something of a criminal profiler.
>>543864423Men with hormonal imbalances (from being weak sedentary skinnyfat retards) act almost exactly like women
>>543865682>Most shields typically have around 50 affinity blockNah for greatshields 50% is the low-end. Average is 60%, 70% on the high end. At the end of the day it doesn't matter too much, you'll survive the hit and have to heal up no matter what. Just don't try it with anything smaller than a greatshield.
Why are all /vg/ generals filled with trannies?
>>543866071Chuds and trannies are an iconic couple though. Unironically.
>>543839205Where is that from? Do you look like that?
>>543866363I know you are trying to push this 'enemies to lovers' meme like one of your foid novels but no they are diametric opposites like that meme with the kid facing two paths, except both have dark castle at each end.
>>543865682>see some streamer trying to fight ED5 Gladius as Guardian with a red medium shield>he wonders why he's getting chunked through his block>check the stats of the same shield in the training area>30% fire resist
>>543866363>telling my trans gf she will never be a woman and she telling me i will always be an incel before making out passionately after a D5 clearBros....
>>543864960>>543865414>>543866071>>543866158>>543866330all true
>>543866587I know you are probably lonely bro, but it's a mentally ill man that will never make you feel the way a woman will, it's not worth.
>>543865682You just said they have 100 negation on everything
>>543866180It really does help though, 70% vs 50% is quite huge if you know what to pick. Especially on nightlord/boss that attack in combo like horse.
>>543866834Too complicated tell me what's best general all purpose shield.
>>543866728100 negation only on physical. Anything else can and will kill you while blocking in depth 5 with the wrong shield. Playing shield guardian is worse than playing mage, you have to hope for rng for good shield drop.
>>543866906One way to not bother is pick any greatshield and good number of stack affinity damage negations from elsewhere. Then you can still block decently in most cases.
>>543866834Yes, taking les damage is of course good, but you can't always choose what you get, or what you get with decent passives. Like I said, it doesn't matter too much as long as you're sticking with greatshields, that absolute worst you can have is blocking lightning damage with an Erdtree Greatshield and even that's 46%.I don't know why this chart decided to include 3 medium shields amongst all those greatshields. With medium shields you do want to think about this, but with greatshields anything will do really.
Ggs Adel.
Pressing circle button at the right time is 100% damage negation
poor adeli wanted to try surviving his bite, i had a ton of status resist and taking damage negation
>>543867263
>>543866906Guardian's base one is the best for general use.Look out for Redmane blue greatshield if you're fighting dogs(fire), and Haligtree blue greatshield if you're fighting Fulghor/Libra(holy).The other elements/nightlord combinations don't really matter that much.Eclipse blue shield might help against Caligo/Bugs(magic), but you don't really want to block their stuff most of the time.
>>543866906nigger just pick a holy looking shield if ur gonna take holy damagepick a fire looking shield if ur gonna take fire damageapply logic to all elements
>>543866707How would you know?
>>543867263Is bloodhound's step/quickstep still better than dodge in nightreign?
>>543868101Common sense
>>543868250So you don’t actually know.
>>543868318It's common sense that a cross-dressing gay man won't make a straight man feel the same as an actual woman. Sorry, you aren't desired in that way outside of lonely men.
>>543868318I have to admit you owned him there. I hope you will have fun sucking him off
when was the last time you backstepped
>"I have to admit you onwned him there. I hope you will have fun sucking him off."
>>543868706dude I'm not a tranny so don't post a picture like that with my quote
>>543868560Women are retarded and suck at videogames
im a tranny but im quite a bit prettier than that
>>543868914Jealous troon post much? And I don't care, women being slightly retarded is kinda cute. I don't need a tryhard troon to be good at games.
>>543868987Maybe but you will never be as pretty as a woman though xis.
>>543869017Women are only good for fuckingYou will never have a meaningful conversation with a woman
>>543868029Do elemental infusions affect the resists of shields?
>>543869185Troons really are the true mysgonists, huh? Seethe.
>>543867263You can hold block as insurance against rolling too late.
>>543868560The least you can do is give me your sweatshirt to smell and wear
>>543869710That you cardboard?
>>543869340Yea but I dont think they can have any in NR, or do they? Never paid attention
im really sorry for that run im so bad at this game i keep dying all the time i never learn im so so sorry ;w;
>>543869925are you a girl?
>>543869925Bend over and make amends with your pussy
>>543870032>>543870101That's a fat indian man you're talking to.
>>543870227im 100% white and trans
>>543869925Name?
>>543870476terr
>>543870476gremlin
>>543870476kirry kip
>>543870476sludge merchant
>>543870476ippiki9
>>543868029>>543866906Get a staff with Scholar's Shield
>>543870693This is the true one
>>543839205Gravity is the best school of magic in nightreign
GG D5 FulghorPoor thing got bullied. If it were NK I was gonna use the aromatics there but it wasn't.
>>543871814gg
>all my good relics are in red>most characters barely have any redsfuck you ishizaki
>>543857741>spirit bullying me for 3 barring >when trying out something new>in a run I gave him all my negationsI mean it’s ironic considering you’re one of the worst players here
>>543870476Tide
i am queuing
>>543872317You do realize anyone can copy and download a webm, right? Is this your last cope now that the whole 'muh recent footage' won't cut it anymore? Poor troon. I would stick to the easy mde characters if I were you, trying something more honest like a melee in depths won't work out well for c tiers.
I was wondering if the shite Demon's Souls remake has decent PVP?If I enjoy PVP in every game will DeS be fun or should I just keep invading in ER and DaS1 and save the time and money?
>>543872513why did you do thatit's all your fault
>>543872513liar im 1/3!!!
>>543872543>Gets called out for recording someone when they’re just having fun building stuff on a run we easily won>Goes on a tirade about troons Ok I don’t think I’ve ever talked shit about you but whatever
>>543872565does /dsg/ or /fsg/ even exist anymore?
>>543872876dsjee merged with the erg
ggs bugs, i downed because i pressed my use item button instead of my jump button teehee
gg bugs my fellow aussie cunts
>>543873587gg bugs
>>543870227>>543870302Both doubtful.>>543870619>>543872420Sounds… brown…
>>543873040Makes sense.Does Demon's Souls remake pvp suck?
>>543872876No, both of them were killed by the same autistic indian squatting in Finland, as was /souls/, the shortest lived but also best iteration (pic related is him)
>>543873725yes, play god3 pvp
>>543873907I hate 3 but I'll listen to you about Demon's remake sucking.
So the theory of revvy main to duchy pathway is actually true eh. Seem to always happen.
1/3 d5 please queue
>>543873956why do you hate 3
bros...sister friede is too fucking hard
>>543874413you're supposed to summon gael
>>543874413summon this*unzips*
ggs ED dogs
>>543874818why is debil standing so far away
GG ED5 Hot dogs>>543874818I wasn't expecting that weapon at all, never actually used it before against hot dogs. Was planning to just hit em with axe and bow.
>>543874894i gave it you for the passive
triple duchy lets go
>>543874940Oh I see, desu I had 2 32% with massive HP bar so I think I'd've been fine, though it was a welcome passive. It was comfy seeing their hits only doing 30% of bar.
Got stuck on this fat cunt at the start of the match. Also, that split triple charge attack is so inconsistent, it was behaving extra cancer due to collision with the fog wall in at the edge of the arena.
>>543874894There's no reason not to use that sword on Wylder exp on an enemy weak to holy like the Dogs. Destroys both Libra fights and good against Heolstor as well.
gg john night
>>543875395who's desu
>>543875590Probably bjark
>>543875590I checked their profile earlier, it's gremlin.
>>543874501why?
gg bug, gnoster was ready for round 3
Huh. Gnoster was still alive after we killed Animus. Weird. GG.
which character has the best remembrance quests
GG random bugs, good teamwork, gnoster still wanted a fight at the end there lol
>>543876597HERO_BUFFER
>>543876597wylder, duchess, revenant
Anyone queue'ing?
>>543876597Executors is my favourite
What does this symbol indicate?
>>543876858Gotta get some soap, I'll be back on later
ggs adelgood clean run, magic is the best
zero damage negations but we still stomped geegee duchies
>>543877004It means the weapon scales well with your character's stats. I'm pretty sure your relics too can influence what weapons get that symbol.
Damn my game just froze then crashed. Never had that happen before. Gonna blame Windows 11 for that one.
>>543877004you had it equipped last run
>>543877128Wylders wives
>>543877207>duchess>negationsall duchess should donate their negations since they're playing on easy mode
>>543877207Anything more than one full hp negation is overkill for adel
>>543877309>>543877392who am I supposed to believe?!
potchads is this our timegg horse that's all for me for nowthanks for playing with me
>>543877653compare your equipment in your most recent result history and check all the armaments in the listyou will see a pattern
>>543877004it's a weapon you picked up from a player corpse
>>543877714gg cutie
>went to make hot choccie>missed the instant queue
>>543877619>>543877518>>543877207I'm pretty sure you want either 2 or 0 because having 1 is not giving you anything useful since it would one shot you from full life anyway.
>>543877889?a blue full is fine for anything that isn't ed dogs or ed libra's ground blasts
>>543877823are you a girl?
>>543877970i am male.
life is tough for a strength revenant
>>543877889it's still nice to have one so you don't get one shot by an offcscreen godrick knight
>>543877968I was getting one shot by some of adel's attacks with a blue full hp negation and I have Maris relic too... maybe its the random passive powerups that give negation or HP that I didn't have that run
>>543878196life is always tough for us revvies stay strong
>game crashes>unable to reconnect>-800I will never make it to 9999. I'm once again sub 7000 after 2 ED libra and this.
>>543878931You rike gaijin?
we have to beat them we have to beat the ergiyogis
yurm it upgemmy 'ox it down
nobody actually says that
>>543878931I had 3 ED libras and 2 ED gladius in like 7 games and demoted to d4it's infuriating whenever I see people posting their history showing 9999 rank with no EDs in the last 10 games or it's all adel and fulghor, depths is basically rng (cope)
>>543877889One blue will honestly do if you have hp relics. If you’re getting hit twice quickly by adel then you’re dead anyway
get on the videogame nyow
>>543880001I’m 9999 and have barely faced everdarks recently but even then my record against ED Libra in depths is like 5/6
>>543880346maybe in 3 hours or so, gotta finish wageslaving and eat something first
>>543880346mmm nyo... nyo...
>>543880346nyo i am playing dispatch then i will exercise
>>543880458>>543880657No one cares you aren't women or cats play the game for the general or gtfo
1/3...
I’ll q in exactly 45 minutes
>>5438808863/3
>>543880746meow
ggs ED horsei fucking suck at meleeing nameless king
Every fiber of my being was clenched for that nameless king fight, GG
>>543881061forgo image>>543881065i kneel
>>543881173where third guy
>>543881238saved for the DLC
q
>am depth 3>get pushed into a depth 4 ED caligo with a chinese cheater who disconnected partway throughwhyI just wanna play comfy d3
>>543880001>>543880418yeah if you're not winning 9/10 of your ED libra/dogs games you don't deserve 9999
>>543882189Show me your 9/10 ED Libra wins anon.
>>543882189the point is that there are some of those people aren't even getting into ED libra/dogs games while I'm getting them nonstop, and that's bsand no, I'm not quitting in character select, that's also bs
I feel I haven't fought caligo in quite a long time. I miss her.
dumb reclusoid queuedill behave now i promise unblock me pls
>>543882597queue up now and we will destroy her together
>>543882331the one i lost was because i tried to do a funny kill with the trumpet and we all wiped to cheetos with a sliver left9/11 in the last 100 games
>>543882602Hmmm....How about no?
>>54388278510/11* and the loss was barely a loss so yeah
do you get anything for making it to depth 5?
>>543882684HEY I SAW THAT 2/3
>>543882817Looks like the russian found a new profile.
>>543883002yeah trishjeet is queueing that's why
>>543882817i mean ur the rude one exposing me??anything you read here is just false flags by schizos
What has this trish fella doon?
>>543883296i pointed down ace ingame cuz he was jobbing and his whole harem of whities lost their sh*t so now they bully me here
>>543883296Nothing. He's tried a lot, but it hasn't amounted to anything.
>>543883296she has bpd and really wants a boyfriend so anons are afraid of her
gg goat
what did the game mean by this
>>543883492oh man it sucks when you miss your parry
>>543873808God what a fucking faggot. >>543876597They’re all shit anon none of them.>>543877341Get a better toaster.
>>543883443Ggs, sorry I was lagging behind a lot during that run, that castle visit was a bit risky for my liking
>>543883492this too
ill play revenant and be super good pls pls pls pls unblock me pls pls pls
>>543883641all good
>>543880346It’s 5 in the morning you fucking freak >>543880746This>>543883379*brownies
>>543883554I have a High end PC retard even made RAM and a HDD upgrde since this was screenshot'd. The game just shat itself for no reason.
>>543883379Honestly, based ace is a shitter and a confirmed tranny chasing freak although I suspect you also like trannies based on your name/pfp etc.
>>543883953Haha it was on zorblack's stream and i'd point ace down over his corpse instead of reviving and he'd seethe SUPER HARD with zorbshit oh my god lmao like it's just a game losers !!
>>543884263i've got both you and zorban blocked because you're also a complete shitter and your existence is cringe
zorban's viewers are aryans thoughbeit
>>543884343Don't trigger it.
i wonder sometimes if i have bpdbut its a stretch
>>543884343if you block for bad games keep it that way ur doing me a favor, as if you never fuck up r*tard!
>>543884420what makes you think that?
i like attention but also easily assume that people hate meevery time i queue and it's slow i'm like, fuck, has everyone blocked mei wouldn't be surprised cause i die a lotbut it's not really a serious belief, and i'm pretty confident a lot of the people who see me like meif i have anything its more likely some kind of schizoid or avoidant thingand the one time someone >>543855970 did block me i just found it funnybut this is all pointless yapping, i dont have bpd
>>543884263Don’t post my wife when discussing your faggy micro-ecelebs>>543883803>no reasonGet a better toaster.
>>543885030name? i'll give you my opinion of you
>>543885030i dont have you blocked now queue bitch
and now I just had a run against ED caligo where the rando faith guardian with flame of frenzy was the mvp dps-wise, at least after he stopped giving a shit about the perma-downed duchess>>543883648nice crouch
>>543885146fiiiiinebut if i dont get a game after 5 minutes i'm doing other stuff>>543885131secret
>>543881013pspspspsps
>>543867352>>543874413Incredible posts
we can be revvys xisters ill be the str one and protect you while you cast!!!!
who the fuck said pspspsp!
>>543878196>>543878350You should just stay as caster girlies and get a big strong Wylder to carry you
tfw 2/3...
>>543885383she looks like she spreads her legs for Wyld men
>>543885867sorry i need to sleep
somehow duchesses always perfectly ult when I>am in iframes and don't want the boss the see meor>when I'm trying to parry something and really would prefer to stay visible
>>543885997I am a master at doing rev ult somehow.
>>543885997wish there was a callout button for it or something
weeell gonna queue with randos u guys baiting me
>>543886060dodging*
>>543885506
GG D5 AdelThat was very fast. How many marais stacks were that Raider? I wish I could've killed more mobs but I think you got it early enough too. I also had no flask upgrades.
>>543886479Would
ggs fellas, might've been my fastest nightlord kill ever lol, 50 seconds from the moment he spawned in til the "victory" popup.
>>543883492>>543883648Ironeyes not beating the "dodge into allies" accusations
wow he died fast, same exact seed as my previous run tooalso what the FUUUUUCK was that magma wyrm's problem?!
>>543886741>what the FUUUUUCK was that magma wyrm's problem?!Me. I thought it'd be funny so I was calling him slurs entire time, even opened gaol just because.Day 1 was rough due to that but day 2 went kino.
>>543886573I think it was around 60 or 70 stacks? Got it from that great wyrm. incidentally that whole second half of day 1 was a fucking riot, haha. Was surprised we didn't wipe to the combo of great wyrm, red banished knights gaol immediately into freyja.I think my RoA hit adel for around 8 or 9k, lol. Could have been over even quicker but I fumbled a bit and missed a couple of opportunities for a juicy RoA.
>>543886670we killed regular non depths libra in 30 seconds in one time>>543886939based. stir fry all magma wyrms into delicious wok.
a 3barring exejeet has entered the q
>>543885092My specs mog your though poorfag, dont bootlick fromslop too hard either.
>>543885030For good reason, everyone is out to get you and you don't even know why. I'm not telling you why so you can fix your life I want you to continue living this way until you eventually kill yourself and have no one even show up to your funeral because you're universally hateable.
>>543884263Ace is a case of a delulu ironshitter who thinks he's better at the game than he actually is, impressive levels of cope from that guy.
>>543887505do you realise how little that narrows it down
>>543886706The Duchess ran straight to the Ironeye faggot
>>543887841Safe bet it's terrjeet or troon merchant
>>543886060Every time I hit Revenant's ult someone else simultaneously uses theirs and misses out on it, it's uncanny.
i must go now, my people need me
Do people still play/coop/pvp regular Elden Ring anymore or has practically everyone moved over to only playing with mods like Convergence and Seamless?I kind of want to play through Elden Ring and do a 100% collection and exploration run but it feels somewhat redundant to then have a complete character only for singleplayer... like, it would be fun to be able to play that character in multiplayer.
>>543884263After your melty there, someone posted your steam so we could all block you and when I clicked it I realized I already had you blocked you insufferable faggot and I don't even remember why. You must be doing retarded insufferable shit all the fucking time.
>>543888560blew his brown asshole out here
gg adel
>>543888559That character can be for both single and multiplayer, what's the problem
i always feel bad for base adelhe just gets bullied
>>543889223I don't want to mod my game unless I have to.
>>543889259Nights Calvary is the true boss of adel runs
>>543887565I shit on FromSlop all the time though. Your computer just shat itself because it’s a toaster.
>>543889292You dont need mods. Do vanilla elden ring 100% character + play some multplater on it too
>>543885978>>543886592>>543887371I say this
>>543889494I mean yeah but... do other people play normal Elden Ring anymore at all? As far as I'm aware no one plays without Seamless or one of the overhaul mods anymore.
>>543889613They still play it
>>543889785I want to believe so. Well, I'll start playing I suppose, got nothing else to do.What's the common RL stopping point now? 80, 100, 120, maybe 150?
good morning saars
>>543889983pepeGAWD is joining the queue to carry ergie shitters
>>543889385Nah your just a baiting retard and my setup has the strongest AMD GPU and the strongest gaming CPU as of 2023-2024. OS and games on a 990 samsung SSD w/heatsink as well. My PC costs more than your car poorfag.
>>543889870117 or 150
>>543888560from what? i used to do elden ring pvpiss
>>543890317>
>>543889870Just play Nightreign if you want co-op/pve and regular ER for pvp.
>30 minute queuefuck this i'm gonna jerk off and take a nap
>Mountainslop
>>543890356You tell me, I have never engaged in that because I never get good connection with the majority of people in soulsslop pvp and it becomes an absolute mess. Speaking of blocklist, here is mine and because of length of queue, I'm currently doing unblock requests. If you see your name here state your name and reason why you should be unblocked.Note: offering sexual services will not increase your chances of being unblocked.
>>543891741>erotonythat fag might be the lotf spammer
>>543891741What's i eat pizza name in nightreign?
>>543891969I really don't know, Nightreign might not even be the reason for the block
does a giant ground slam attack the nanosecond i start a chilling mist cast award
>>543892171I recognize that profile from Nightreign so it is.
>>543891741huh, I'm not on the list
>>543892246have you tried not using chilling mist ontop of the boss/enemy you 0 iq brownoid
ggs adelsorry about that day 2>internet craps itself>restart pc to fix>get back into match>horrible stuttering even though nothing else is open>check task manager>cpu is going crazy for some reason>windows is trying to update completely unprompted with no warning or even notification>no way to stop it>it eventually craps out on its own while loading into the spirit shelterfuck OFF microcock
>>543891956
>>543892678what's the point of this webm you chose utmost strenght anyway
that 3dog match is bugged for me, gl you 2
>>543890303Keep coping. If it wasn’t a toaster it wouldn’t have crashed. Just the facts lol bro.
just dropped anon grafted day 1!!! see guys i can behave!! pls unblock
>>543892678based fextraGAWD
>>543891741Can I offer sexual services completely unrelated to the block list?
>>543892246raped exejeet award
done pretending to be happy and done with vtubers, you won't seem me on youtube for a while chat.
>>543893065Only if you're pivvvot or cardboard
>>543892981To dab on people who attack libra
>>543891504I dont remember making this post but I'm backqueue up retards
>>543892987you're missing out on some sick ISA claws executor gameplay
>>543892250>>543891969Because the match history only goes back 100 games and I almost exclusively play with /erg/ I'm afraid I do not have any idea who that is that must have been from way, way back. The final game I have in my match history was from September 30th when I was still D3 and I'm hardstuck 9999 now. >>543892269You're good then>>543893065No thanks
gg caligo that was absolutely cancerous rng with its moves
i 2barred to caligo i'm a failure
>>543893578I had zero negations and my wand had increased damage on evasion. Was not fun with how much she flew around and kept landing like 500 miles from anyone
>>543889983gm
>still 1/3please....queue....
>>543891741>not having Yys blockedretarded scum
>>543893523No, he’s not>>543893105This
>>543894247but anon, I'm also 1/3...
>>543894265Why would you block the best and cutest Rev in erg?
i have spent over 1 million murk simply trying to get a usable deep relic with stamina recovery on attacks
>>543891741well i can't tell why if you're a pussy and don't show your own profile
i think i need to be a lot less aggressive in melee if i want to die less (which i do)
>>543894265nta but they were 1/2 of the r*venant mains here who used the gaol effect back when it was le hecking BAD to use it. Just for that they deserve some respect.The other one was... duck dynasty grand vizir
>>543893686Regular or Evershart?
>>543894564i just spam r1 d5 9999 btw
gg ultra giga horseyhow did I do??
>>543893007thanks for that, i had never gotten this sword with my ISA relic setup, it was a lot of funsorry about shitting myself against fulghor i literally got too cocky because my health bar was the size of my screen lmao
>>543895020>t.ironeyeyou did not beat the game.
white / lavender haired coal black qweens <3>captcha MG0GHMogh approved
>>543893007wtf trish is kind of cute?
>>543895643you and ironbro carried, ggs!
>>543895020tidejeet everyone
GG ED5 AE86I wish I got actual useful dex shit but eh it went well enough. Fucking hate that rain into two shots quick shots. Multiple evasion causes increased damage got me insta deleted to it. >>543895643You did good.>>543895652It do be like that. You even had alot of negation passives too so makes sense to go max unga.
>>543895652me too, i can never dodge the giga twinblade combo... revenant's fat ass literally too slow and no stam
>>543895717
good morning erg!!
>>543895643>>543893007I have never seen a more desperate attempt of a smelly pajeet trying to get people to like him.Face it dude you had several embarrassing melties, you ragequit, you pollute the thread with ESL garbage. No one actually likes you.
a polish chud is queuing up
>>543896274morn
>>543896319why are you obsessed with me
>>543896326kurwa
>>543896710All you need to do is explain how you’re a cute girl and anon will like you
i fucking knew it the enemies were way too tanky the game never scaled down
hatefucking trish until she mindbreaks
lovefucking trish until xhe normalizes
dang, rip on dogs wylder, the doggie dunk was too strong for just the two of us. had really crap luck on drops too, only notable thing dropping was a holy raptor talons, had absolute garbage everything else. no negation passives except the successive you dropped, no damage, nothin.but at least we tried, all the other 2 man runs i've done have been night 1 wipes, this shit is just really tough to 2man.
>>543896319it's so strange, the avatar fagging as r*cluse reminds me of saar merchant, must be a brown thing
>>543896952wait really? that would explain a lot...
Nah dad GAWDLIKE merchant dough!
>>543896326I am mongolian
>>543897136I’ve been recluse posting for a while, you were just too mentally weak and burnt out to realize
i am queueingyou should queue toowe can play the videogame today!!!lets go gamers!!
>>543897494fapping
>>543897494I usually filter out low-quality posts
the amount of disaster day 1s that dont matter because the nightlord is adel have been too much
>>543897170>>543897042i was suspicious at the demihuman queen but that magma wyrm confirmed it
>>543897924ai?
why are you guys obsessed with browns or whatever? not like you contribute anything to society, just some whitey sitting on their ass all day
Thank you normal Adel for having mercy on us after that CBT session
i liek trishenjoy me some shitposters
>>543897934My apologies for that day 1 redmane that was incredibly scuffed, but its the feeling of salvaging these runs and being forced to lock in that makes this game fun. Also thanks for the collapsing stars :)
>>543898060Cute brown girl Trish
>>543897729>replies to meSludge WON - >(you) ZERO
>>543898060uh oh poopy meltdown incoming
trish milks BWCs on the daily
unblocking trish and having epic runs together!!!
gg horse pretty embarrassed at my performance
>>543897386And?>>543895717… are for Wyld men only.
I'M GOING TO MIQUELLA
>>543898435me tooim gonna call it for today
>>543898538btw what caused the ice dragon to not spawn in the usual spot? i did the same route i always do
>>543898113>>543897934that commander was the real night lord>>543898370you wish, stay blocked nigger
Sludge merchant is literally free wins right now
>>543885295>seething
>>543898435>>543898538gg horse, dont worry about it you twoalso revenant, even if you're going all in on strevenant you really shouldn't ignore her baseline ability as a casterShes a pretty good spellblade/battlemage if you get the right relics
>>543898620it just wasnt feeling it today
>>543898620the ice dragon is weird, it doesn't always move and its legendary loot orb can spawn multiple timesI think it didn't move because it started flying and the zone had already closed ?
Sludge is literally jumping down on my big white cock right now
>>543898797>>543898925what were you guys doing after the troll/dragon? i ran straight to the demihuman. it took you some time to get there which made me think it interfered with the spawn
>>543898474your blood fears me by instinct to the terror that generations before you and forever on after you will still feel
i'm gonnaI'M GONNAI'M GONNA MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEE
Every time I play Ironeye I become more convinced that he is this game's easy mode, just like Mimic Tear was Elden Ring's.
ahh fuck my game crashed, sorry Adelbros
>>543898787i know, but against honse i'd rather meleein this case i didn't get any nice seals so it didn't really make a differencemeleeing is more a way to force me to learn the bosses, and me finding it more fun>>543899063there was a lion greatbow with sorceries +11%, we were deciding who wanted it
Is there a more braindead way to play this game than greatshield+zwei or have I reached the bottom
>>543899243i'm just waiting here at the starting camp, you both dipped lol
>>543899250ah gotcha idk then. whatever it didnt matter
>>543899175>Skill deals heavy damage, poisons, has one gorillian iframes, prevents bodyblocking, duplicates damage, causes a stagger, does your taxes and gives you a blowjob>Ult goes through walls, is AoE and revives 2 bars>The only character where bows are viable, doesn't need FP for constant range spamEasy? What makes you think that?
>>543899261they fuckin'?
welp that was free, too bad with how well the run was going I wanted something spicy
>>543899250>meleeing is more a way to force me to learn the bosses, and me finding it more funfair enough then, you've put some thought into it
>>543899495they are sister and brother
can someone post the thing that has which events and night bosses go with what nightlord? I cant find it in the OP
hooray regular libra free wininteresting routing there tide, skipping crater. never done that before
>>543899764made sense to medon't need it if you have a red weapon
>>543899760https://thefifthmatt.github.io/nightreign/
>>543899760sex with my sister
>>543899760>he doesn't know thefifthmattshamehttps://thefifthmatt.github.io/nightreign/
>>543899764>>543899937>listening to tide ping
>>543900294Tide is pretty mid at combat but he's one of the best routers in /erg/
>>543898260>>543897494>>543895717>>543895643>>543882602I am a slave to reclussy
>>543898060>Rapist scamming polluting litterbug car crashing shitskins invading my countryGee I wonder why
nah das GAWDlike tidejeet
>>543898060Unironic coming from the brown troon obsessed with being accepted by a bunch of whiteys, funny how that works. Don't ruin any semblance of goodwill you've tried to re-establish.
>>543900294tide ping > white ping
>>543900547I'm not racist when I'm horny
>>543900720This sounds like your pick up line when you hit on brown girls lol
>>543899175>>543899494t. sour grapes CasterFRAUDS
>>543900769>hitting on brown girlslmao he thinks I talk to Browns who aren't bagging my fast food
>>543896985>>543897041>>543898120>>543898189>>543898321>>543898926you're talking about a skinnyfat curry smelling indian from new delhi btw
>>543900720unironically that's when i'm the most racisti really don't give a fuck about race except when i'm horny, i'm physically incapable of getting horny to black or asian girls.trust me i've tried jerking off to all sorts of porn, i just can't get my dick up while looking at a brown/black/asian female.the exception to this is latinas though they make me extra horny for whatever reason
>>543899175He lives in another world from the other characters lmaoonly guardian and revenant can slow him down by gimping the whole run from the get go
>>543900950Trish is a cute brown girl until proven otherwise
>cute brown oxymoron
>>543901082Trish is a worthless subhuman who deserves to be bullied until suicide? Gotcha.
>>543900424He hasn’t really routed much since depths dropped.
>>543900720scientifically accurate statement
>>543900605what are you 15, nobody thinks those words are offensive
>>543901082retard
>>543901602terr and sludge
>>543899175>ironeye on team>we get 3 legendary orbsI'm not complaining
>>543901223>>543901706>>543900950Holy shit you completely blew out xher's asshole with this one, well done
>>543901223Trish just needs a good dicking to calm down >>543901706This proves nothing other than she’s mocking you
>>543901808That's not how his passive works. There's -ZERO- proof that it influences drop quality.
>>543901861you're a sad excuse of a human being
>>543901602need a leaf lover recluse gf....
>>543901942What does his passive do then?
>>543901861>>543901082>sees a retarded ESL acting like a mentally ill freak>''must be a cute girl!''Your brain has been completely fried by porn. Get a job or kill yourself.
>>543901942It increases item discovery which increases your chance of getting higher tier loot from orbs. It says so on Fextra.
>>543902064What it says: Increased item find. You can credit him for a Page dropping a pulley crossbow or a Jellyfish dropping the Shield. Not for getting yellow orbs. >But FEXTRA!They're wrong.
Iron eyes being the most judgemental players is strange
>>543902231Okay but you don't look like that
>>543902153Fextra is wrong and has no proof whatsoever.>>543902231They're deluded about how good he is and often have times to backseat game as they observe everybody else playing while they harmlessly plank for 10 meters awat
>>543898702No retard I meant what I said not everything means the opposite of what it says>>543899495>>543899725>>543899990>>543900547>>543900593>>543900720>>543900907>>543900950>>543901602All true
>>543902231Ironic coming from an 'Ironeye but with damage' player. How do you 3bar as Ironguy on Adel by the way? Genuinely embarrassing, I'd kms if that happened to me.
>>5438991431. ESL2. Not that other anon3. Poles ended up btfoing the mongols
>>543898532Realistically what would you do in this situation. It would be so over when he/she/they/them starts casting the charms on you. Then you would witness in absolute bliss how all sorts of peoples get massacred because they didn't fit the new wholesome order. Maybe even by your own hands as the lord of the new age...
>>543900547reclusoids are a slave to my BWC
gghors
>>543901942
>>543902898That's still not orb quality anon.
i played with trish earlier and thought she was cute
>>543898260you lose to BWC on the daily thoughbeit
>>543903052See?
Not unblocking transh until morale improves for good. Suddenly all the 3bar shitposting stopped when he got exposed
>>543902647cast rotten butterflies
gg adel, sorry for not taking the Godslayer GS but Dragon Halberd is too much fun and I figured I might proc frost once or twice with the Dragon enemy% modifier so
absolutely cursed adel run
>>543904029how come, was it the BBH or your drops that mindbroke you
what the fuck is with these incredibly cursed runsgaol and invader relics were turned off, killing ourselves didn't fix iti WAS close enough to cancel adel's storm the first time but my ult basically went through his mouthhe didn't do any damage to me his first head bonk but it pushed me outside of his tornado???i canceled his storm the third(?) time but he did it anywayTWO storms he spawned it DIRECTLY on top of me and i didn't have any time to leave, even surge sprinting ahead of time
>>543903935gg basic adel, ancient dragon was harderfeels bad being the only one to 1bar during the fight, even with augur relic and blue negation at full hp still got clipped by a single floor lightning
no our dc lv1 and having to forced suicide that was fairly cursed
>>543904083no there were two runs, our one had host crash while loading
>>543903935>>543904029>>543904083>>543904125>>543904126>>543904157two adels happened retard
Adel counts as "Dragon" and not "Ancient Dragon" for dragon modifier effects right?
>>543901247elaborate>>543900424danke
>>543904427ya, adel only has 2 legs
>>543905052this is clearly doctored footage, everyone knows dancers spin is impossible to dodge
>>543905052>>543905252ironeye has the 2nd most iframes on his dodge thoughnow do it with raider/guardjeet
>>543905252It is kinda illegal to not die to it at melee range lmao
>>543905550No? Ironeye has the "standard" dodge, it's the same iframes as wylder, raider, revenant etc. The three characters with special dodge iframes are Guardian, Duchess and Recluse. You might be thinking about the dodge distance which doesn't matter here.
>>543906030What a size queen
>>543906030you're right i always thought this was the number of iframes per dodge
I know this thread is about live service slop now, but Im gonna ask anywayWhats the point of DEX in Elden ring? It doesn't scale better than STR, STR gives you more defense, DEX doesn't even give you lightning defense
What do if no one has good aow and less likely to be targeted against ED Libra?
>>543906436>Whats the point of DEX in Elden ring?it's the designated sissy femboy stat, be nice to it.
Oh my lawd here we go again another cursed run sorry caligobros I dc'd on load again
>>543906482it's pretty simpleyou lose
>>543906436lightning infusion scales off dexalso dex weapons usually have a better damage-to-weight ratio for light builds
>>543906436>Whats the point of DEX in Elden ring?To use DEX weapons. If you're talking about secondary effects, it also increases casting speed so it's a good pick for hybrid casters.
>>543906482You pray"Ace/Terr/sneedger/Windborne is in your team"
>>543906941Windborne?
holy shit that was too close for comfort. ggs lads, can't believe i missed the blizzard cancel like a retard. i thought i was closer to him
>>543904632what's the lore on purple dragon lightning?
>>543906743>lightningI can just smear grease for that to greater effect>weight ratioDoesn't seem to matter, I barely level endurance anyway (perpetually 17) and half the high damage DEX options aren't more light than STR options for it to matter >>543906763>casting speedSo when it comes to melee builds DEX is just the wrong option unless you REALLY wanna use katanas or something
>>543906482it's simple actuallythe game just has to completely break, not allow you to enter the boss room, make one player invisible to you and not even show up on the hud or be able to see the enemies and wait until ser john GOD solos him
gg galiga :D
>>543906436In case you want to do something besides dark souls claymore run #27
>>543907372he ate st trina I guess
>>543906436that's the stat that you need to use any of the good weapons
>>543907851why are japs like this
>20 ED vs 3 non EDMake it stop.
>>543907372Deviljho (very hungry)
went from a cursed ass adel run to killing ed adel in 40 seconds
>>543907573Almost every weapon category has options for both stats>>543907692Funny meme
>>543907974Was getting caught by Adel part of your plan
>>543904632>>543907372>>543907953purple pickle>>543908138it unironically gave me more time to build my ult so I could cancel his tornado, so let's go with yes -- it was part of the plan all along
>>543906482Your casters? You did bring a balanced team, right? Your pulley crossbow?
>>543908138Reminder to do this if your Recluse has Meteorite of Astel
why did you cancel the queue 2/3 bro
>>543908325Dad came back with the milk
>>543908464>dad came back with the milki remember when my dad fucked me and gave me his milk
>go to an optional area early>NPC skips one of the steps in his quest>you can still do the remaining steps>but if you don't do ALL of the steps you fail his quest and he gets eviscerated and dies>if you do all of the steps he still dies, but in a different way and he drops more items :)
Don't forget: LotF is off-topic.
>>543908740i remember about the isaac questlines where you get fucked if you actually kill the lightreaper earlier such a retarded game.
That was mental torture.
we're getting fucked by archers LMAO
>>543909008didn't notice i had a holy weapon until i was dead, i want to actually die
>>543906436Nightreign isn't a live service.Dex is for cast speed and many fun weapons require it or scale with it.
>>543909008>>543909129Ok thats enough for today I keep choking and playing badly, I never had such a terribad boat. How the fuck do you actually dodge the DRB move where he shoots Unlimited Blade Works amount of shit all over the arena? I'm not in those circles and I get hit anyway
>>543909432that move hits literally the whole arena, but its easier to dodge outside of the circles
>>543909394Yes it is, and those weapons aren't that fun
>>543909432You have to run into it or something idk my success rate is 50/50
>>543909559It's not.>TS>HTS>BHB>most scythesthey're that fun
>>543909432wtf is a DRB move, what boss
>>543910168deathrite birb
>>543910168Death Rite Birb's AOE where it rains down million feathers that slowly expand.
>>543909952>rapiers Boring>heavy thrusting swordsNecessary to match STRs damage output at all >BHBMeme weapon for shitters>scythesSee heavy thrusting swords Might as well just play a STR build
>>543909432Now that I also know what boss you're talking about: You either run at the boss in a way that you end up under him or behind him or spam dodge even when it looks like you're safe. There is a timing to it and I do it subconsciously at this point
>>543910249miqqy was unironically right, force and violence is the one true bringer of peace and harmony>>543910257Oh that one, I think you can block it with a shield or your weapon since its only 1 damage instance
can you queue up already
I wish everyone a merry pot troll on this friday!
>>543908558That never happened.>>543908842But all the posts stay up…
gonna q and die 0 times i promise
>>543911528Yes because not enough of you report them.
idk who yo uare but I've read that you've been having cursed crash on start runs all day I am not reconnecting after you booted me into offline
>>543911204No, the good player isn’t playing so I’ll wait until later so I can enter winners queue again
1/3 d5 9999
man2 damage negation on charge attacks and 2 on successive and it doesn't matter because I can't keep up with the dog
Dogged status: DoggedI threw one uncharged lightning bolt to punish an attack and we were defeated, rip
>>543912869>>543912969i didn't find any successive on this game, sadggs tho, i'm officially retiring my raider. i feel so useless on this character.
>>543913042Raider really has nothing going for him in depths sadly, there's nothing he does Wylder doesn't effectively match or exceed him in
>>543913356the 100% uptime now with the buff to his skill reduce attack power is neat but I agree
>>543913356>>543913042You guys need to convert to the church of greatbow and follow the ways of pope dingle
>>543913557and be blocked by half the general
>>543913356I had some success with arcane raider. I also think wylder is overrated
>>543913557>can’t route>makes every fight a mess die to messing up the AI>3 bars constantly>thinks getting a purple greatbow is a worthwhile reason to stop everything even though it breaks a good route>hasn’t reached 9999 >blocked by most of the generalThe church was burned to the ground, only a few retards still follow it
are you doing a greatshield...raider?
I finally did Heolstor downed-less solo. Ishizaki is a genius for creating the Duchess.
GG D5 LibraI was not ready for ED I don't think I had way to kill invaders quick enough other than plink some arrows, or had any defensive passives other than 32%
>>543915205gg libra, was kinda hoping for ed but hey a win
>>543914425I didn't even have a chance to try guard counter yet.
How come I never see anyone take demon power in libra fight anyway? It is such a good buff if you can manage madness.
>>543915445OHH LORD HE COMINGlooks based
I feel like I haven't seen lightning on precision aiming past first week. Where the fuck is it?
>>543915445woah
mellow wtf was that connection
>>543915445>Playing Guardian but without the blocking passive and replacing one of the best ults in the game with one of the worst
>>543916148idk? that first 5 minutes was really laggy and then it randomly stabilized until the run ends. weird, also gg dog.
gg horse
>follow the castcuck up a rise>theres nothing up the riseWhat causes this bug? Its so stupid
>>543872317Why would you think that was me? I don't post/play on most weekdays and I certainly don't shittalk other players. That was a webm I posted to ask why the dogs turned around to attack me.
messy
manta
>>543917721We all knew it wasn't you simply by the file name but sludge is always foaming at the mouth at these shitposts. Don't worry about it lol
nineGOD with the clutchi'm playing like shit man, i'm gonna take a breakthat's the first time i 3 barred to adel in months
what
why does comet with a gorillion sorcery buffs still do zero damage to bugs. ran out of starlight shards for crying out loudoh well ggs
>>543918210>shiftytroon is a indog vtumor stream snipercompletely and totally not expected in the least
gg bugs, I went full aggression there, thought that we could clap their shit before getting killed
>>543906436DEX is a relic from past games where weapon infusions worked differently.
>>543918210GIWTWM
we need to get our one true daughterwife manta to depth 5 please stream snipe her
>>543918474>>543918393ye idk it all felt really fucking slow, I barely had any uptime with my shield and it really didnt do that much once I actually had uptime
>>543918210The prophecy of Elden Ring Gamers is rising up. Tide just needs to stop being autistic in chat
>>543918556>one true daughterwife mantayou realize thats a black guy right?
>>543918678>expecting dsgfaggots to act normalits basically a disability shelter
>>543918556>>543918210what's her password
>>543918716Thats why he's trying and failing to spam that guy here,
>>543918393Glintstone comet is really good, like S tier spell. Skill issue?
>>543918802Mantathe first letter is capital
>>543918767tidejeet is a niggerslopreign newfag thoughbeit
>>543918978no he's not. he spams dsg memes 24/7
recluse's twin moons...
>>543918393Stop hitting Gnoster and hit Faurtis you moron, you're dealing half damage.
>>543918978You've been here for years being a lolcow though you aren't new.
I love playing faith duchess she's like a shittier recluse who can use melee stuff its so fun
lmao even manta is bullying shifty
>>543918210I got tired of waiting for erg
>>543919791You actually deranked yourself?
>>543919791now im waiting instead of you. how is that fair?
1/3 you must queue
But when do we get the Manta Zorban collab dating stream?
>>543920170I like them both but I think they would be depth 1 by the end of the stream
>>543920478Zorbans a lot better than you give him credit for. He’s done a number of random depth 5 games where he saved the run.
>>543920909>Zorbans a lot better than you give him credit forI watch the stream, this dude 8 bars vs ED Bugs.
>>543920909Zorban's mostly fine as a player when he isn't building like a retard
>>543919694how?
>>543920170I would play more in zorb's stream but he streams at like 3am for me so it's over for me if the boss is actually mechanically demanding
stop watching streamers and queue you FUCKS
All of the anons posting here are cute <3
>>543921171She was looking at Shifty's relics and wondering what the fuck he's doing with this retarded ass magic build
>>543921417
make the new thread you bums
>>543921307I did, 1/3 you fuckin liar
>>543921417you too mang
>>543921417t-thanks
>Manta 3 barred on day 2 HippoMaybe she and Zorban really are a match
>>543921083Then the next game he didn’t go down so sometimes people have bad moments.
Welp that was terrible of me, kept getting sniped by the moth. Probably should have picked revvy instead.
>>543922750Hope he sees this sis
>>543922843it's okay, i went in expecting a loss. i think my winrate against es bugs must be 1/5 or smth, i don't know how to win.
>>543922843we did our best anon
>>543919921Nope, kinda surprised how quickly the round started
>>543923184wp queen the normies don't understand the power of the greatbowjob revy
>>543921417Half the boys here are super cute! You know who you are <3
>>543923337thanks mom
>>543923337Zorban isn't going to fuck you Cupcake
>>543923087one person keeps moth busy while the others hit fartisping spam to warn if they start a big aoe attack or he goes underground. run away like a black father when they do aoeput greater focus on whichever is red to do damage to animus
>>543924998>>543924998>>543924998>>543924998Migrate when you're available.
gg goat the metallic ironeye with the jar cannon can go fuck himself
