Drifter Flow Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/10-02-2025-update.84332/>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>543840646
SEX WITH THE DOORMAN
SEX WITH THE DOORMAN!!!!
Sex with Abrams
when am i supposed to buy green items
>>543924943i just pick them up as needed
>>543924769>how to get groomed and filled with HRT 101
Fuck Paige
>>543902539>losing every teamfight>losing every lane>losing every map obj>still refuse to let enemy team run down baseNTA but some games are hard lost and most people are way too stubborn with this "BUT WE CAN MAKE LE COMEBACK" mindset
>>543924943Before you need them
>>543925238My wife looks a lot like Paige IRL...
>>543925341People wont buy extra health first or second but it do be countering those t2 powerspikes
>Sex with DoormanWHAT ABOOUT ABAMS?!
>>543926129sure thing, SEX WITH ABRAMS!!!!!
>>543924502>>543924743>>543924802Lots of fun to have with the doorman, yes.
>>543924769what a community
>>543926668t. non-chaser
>>543926668>Accuse people of being in a discord and stacking teams>Literally in a discord stacking teams (but also shit at the game)what did they mean by this?
what now
>>543924924Proper date first, tired of the barbarian approach here
>>543926537blue nigga really got suspenders for his socks kinda effy
>>543925583SEX WITH ANON'S WIFE!!!!!!!
what is the point of wall jumping?
>>543927107don't worry about it little archon.
>>543927107Staying in the air, managing your stamina, moving around faster and in slightly less predictable ways.
>>543925238this blows my mind because the lest 3 or 4 sinclaires ive had on my team have had bottom 2 damage in the game. And i know for a fact they can do this shit constantly
>>543926864>Literally in a discord stacking teamsWe aren't stacking teams you dumb fucking niggerfaggot.
>>543927520>tryhard central>>Amber Hand>>Sapphire Flame?
>>543927608>implying you will ever vcIt's bait you tard, nobody actually uses these channels during the actual inhouses. Maybe if you were in the pisscord earlier you'd know better.
>>543926668Discord moment
>>543927786100% believe you man
sex with the PROFESSOR
>>543928281You can't have sex with him until after the ritual
SEX WITH THE LASH!!!
Post them.
Sex with Vindicta since it's a gangbang thread
>>543928281Delete this Dynamo has a loving wife whom he is totally devoted to
Why this thread so gay, also inhousu?
>>543929120Too early unless you've got a truck load of EU players hidden somewhere
>>543928281Only if you're Marla
>>543928281Is it ever explained how he got his body in the first place? Did he Dr Manhattan himself when the astral gates opened?
>>543929120
>>543929761He's got a piece of dialogue with Bebop, apparently he built this himself, somehow. And his gun is of his own design too.
>>543929761The astral gates obliterated his corporeal body I think he talks about it with Bebop
I'm just going to start reporting minas. Why are they always 2/11/1 on my team
>>543929852She's smelling Victor's aura, isn't she?
If the draft is ever introduced I'd meet a harsh conundrum of choosing between banning Mina or Paige or Calico every game
>>543930097yes
>>543930150Ban Kelvin and Victor instead.
>>543928697I don't love any heroes in this game. Which is weird cause I can usually find 2-5 heroes I gel with in MOBAs and "hero shooters"
>>543927107It was a community suggestion, too. Genuinely ruined the game, yet nobody talks about it.
>2 months of infernus kelvin dookie with paradox sprinkled on topI'll see you fellows at the inhouse come December
>>543930293None of them are as busted/insufferable to play against>>543930240Vic is about to change his wish to the ultimate Paige restraining order
Okay so who are the strongest characters in lore you think?>DrifterOld murderhobo vampire, has killed for so long that he probably has the largest body count of the whole cast>Grey TalonNot in his prime but still strong just from sheer experience>ShivSpent his whole life a highway-man then monster hunter.>Warden?Raised from birth to fight the supernatural with his alchemy powers>DoormanLow-tier god in human form>SevenBasically a magic cultivator trying to ascend into godhood
>>543926668say that shit in game and I will gape you to death, you brown turdmunching dogfucking nigger fuck raivayou have bad fight instincts, you can't lane for shit, your hero pool and build paths are limited, you lack the nerves to play under pressure in a losing engagement or when you're behind, you always cry cry and cry so fucking muchtalking about rank when your fucking Alchemist, of course people permabrool in your pisseloyou are so out of line, if you show your face tonight I will focus you so hard you'll uninstall your cerebral cortex, you shitkid mong don't think I won't
>>543930582abrams because he has the protagonist soul
>>543930687>the person typing like that is alchemist
>>543930687wait is he actually alchemist? no way he's lower then me lol
>>543930582Abrams has plot armor
>>543927875ive never seen anyone use these channels during inhouses, only some 2 guys playing a duo queue once.i presume they were set up just as the server was created only to never see actual use.
If your main hero asked you on a date, would you say yes?
>>543930582Doorman's a what?
>>543928697cbf booting the game just to screenshot it at the moment but>Prio 2 Viscous>Prio 1 migu>prio 0 Grey Talon (If I get neither of the above then whoever did should suffer)
>>543931295>ivyyes, literal dream come true
>>543931295>formerly Geist>now MinaYes eitherway
>>543931295>pocketno but I would be his friend...
>>543931295>Warden approaches >"IT'S TIME TO HAVE SEX" *CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK*
>>543931295my main wouldn’t ask me out
>>543929868i thought ginnis was the one who built his body
>>543930687Uhhhh based?>>543930868most of the inhouse players are alchemist, seeker or ritualist doesn't sound too unbelievable
>>543931448She does seem like a sweetie with a heart of gold. Treat her right, anon.>>543931454Would you be able to handle Geist you think?>>543931545He'll give his virginity for the cause, but first he'll take yours.
>>543931295>mina wraith mofuck no man. I'm either getting raped or scammed.
if mina gets to hover in the air with her parasol then viscous should be bouncier than normal heroesgive him 5-10% more wall jump velocity or something
>>543931295We would have a GOOd time
>>543931758>handle GeistNo, but it's worth the risk as a poorfag.
>>543931770maurice and krilliam would treat you right
>>543931827>even STRONGER puddle punch boostsyes please
>>543931295>tfw sinclair mainfuck no
>>543931557>>543931770What if your main has a secret niche fetish that you fufil? Theres your reasoning.>>543931873Do you think viscous would let you hit on the first date
>>543931980Savannah could be hot
>>543931980wow that would be awkward lmao
>>543931827This would be epic, but the wannabe pro players would throw a fit.
>>543931980>we just saw you across the lane and we love your vibe
>>543931986He'd probably offer me a cube session
>>543931295>Abramsuhhhhh that'd be weird
>>543930687yea I am the person he is tagging in the screencap and he literally sperged out during the inhouse in all chatanother nigger tier dlg inhouser who isn’t even that good
>>543931980>Being a magician is->>Henry, die and get the fuck out. I'm going to fuck your wife now
>>543932093I have zero desire to third wheel a divorce situation where they can't be apart>tfw getting getting handjob from their wooden hands and henry suddenly takes over the body and leaves
>>543931295I respect Lash, but I'm not gay. The only heroes in current Deadlock I'd be willing to date are Ivy and Paige.
>>543932351Why did you guys upset him so much he's just a poor little banana
>>543931827Give him like half a dash of knockback when punched so you either have to bounce him off the walls or juggle him in the air
>>543931295>AbramsYeah, dream come true>>543931559Not really? McGinnis wants to steal his gun design tho, professor lucky star should have paid more attention to the patent law.
>>543931827Okay but the downside is he is forced into a little bounce when he touches the grounds from a jump
>>543932501I didn't even know their lore, yes that does sound awful.
>>543932501>>543932753>damnit Savannah your handjobs are terrible, I would know. Now move over.
>>543932753Their fluff is honestly pretty hilarious. First they went through one magic ritual as a happy couple to tie their souls together. Then both died in a stage accident and are now going into an ANOTHER ritual to untie their souls since they hate each other now.
How can an m1 meta possibly exist when juggernaught exist? They are mutually exclusive
paige would probably be good to date but that means I’d need to main paige
>>543933068>buy juggernog>infernus will now rape my ass in 4 seconds instead of 3GET COUNTERED!
>>543933068Juggernaut is overrated as shit. Most of those heroes are stacking so much firerate that the -40% is nothing.
>>543931827>https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Games/Deadlock/DeadlockAugust22025/Audio/viscous_use_power4_13.mp3add it
>>543933382>Most of those heroes are stacking so much firerate that the -40% is nothingThis is the problem with gun heroes. You'd have to dedicate all of your slots just to counter them.
Just realized new Mirage Build>Riochet>Toxic Bullets>Spiritual Overflow>Surge of Power>Mercury Reloard>EscalatingThen you get Knock, Silenced Wave and Curse. You can easily stay back and disable enemies or use them on 1vs1. Maybe add disarming Hex too.
>>543933068what rank are you that people consistently build juggernaut in your games lil nigga
>>543933634or just buy this
>>543933879just use the lightbringer build bro it slaps, even a jobber like me got to frag out with it.
>>543928697
>>543928697victor paige and mo
>>543933978>32 meter cast range???
>>543933978Ah yes 4 seconds of not firing their gun is useless if they have debuff reducer or remover. I'd agree with you, if the duration was 8 seconds, but it's not, so it's garbage.
>>543934129I guess for when the gun carry is shooting your teammate and both are down the street
>>543928697uguu~
>>543933879who is that sex cow
>>543934015Cage status?
>>543928697I am quite fond of spirit bruisers
>>543934330What does that mean?
>>543934476he is implying that you wear a chastity cage.
>>543934129To counter the spirit snatch.
>>543931423not a nigger
>>543934425spirit mele users?
Mina should get bonus spirit lifesteal on her level 3 upgrade to rake
>>543935062No she should not.
Which girls are virgins?
>>543935062she should suck my cock!
>>543935176Paige, Vindicta, and Ivy.
I don't think I really like playing Wraith but I want to climb, I'm tired of my team not pushing objectives
>>543935176Paige and ivy
>>543935034you and I both know you dont play holliday and you might as well select haze as white because you dont get respect for the larp
I struggle a lot with playing Drifter.I usually dominate Lane but once that's done, it's impossible for me to find players that are actually isolated, and I usually get ganked trying.
>>543935176Only Ivy and McG.Ivy, because she's modo gargola.McGinnis because she's an autistic dyke focused on making cash.
>>543935398if you need to play wraith to climb you dont deserve to climb
how do i play shiv? what do i as shiv? how do i win as shiv??
>>543935454You're absolutely spot on, I have her picked because I don't have an updoot arrow with her so it's impossible for the game to give me her rather than my other two selections. It could've been anyone but that's the character my cursor happened to land on when I was setting up my preferences. I'm not pretending to be anything but the vermin that I am.
>>543935398There's other splitpushers, man. Ivy. Warden's good at it. Miku.
>>543935176Mina and Vindicta.>MinaShe clearly hasn't had it yet and needs it bad, stupid brat.>VindictaBurned at the stake as a child, purest hero in the game.
>>543933948E5
>>543936102you cant lie to me anon, because I know youre wrong, post your real rank
>>543927358I'm building around bunny and getting Magic Carpet you fucking and you won't do shit you fucking RAT
Star underscore was right about this game. It's all gimmicks now.
>>543932521because it’s an inhouse and I just wanted to not try and go a healslut geist
>>543933879>four t4's Will never happen outside of 45min games. I was building the ricochet/Inhibitor combo but ricochet is bugged with spirit burn and mystic reverb so im thinking I just build those instead>>543934006I hate the lb mirage build he doesnt respect duration and goes too heavy on gun dps
>>543930582I think it should be cool if Warden was channeling some high tier villain energy.It woudl be funny to see a guy who looks like a cross between Snidely Whiplash and Kaiser Wilhelm II and have him scream most generic heroic lines possible
>>543935467I just ignore trying to hunt people and instead splitpush then they come to me
>>543936483That looks good but I honestly wish they'd reuse current warden design for a bobby.
>>543936267my opinion as a game player > random e-celebrity’s opinion
>>54393620440% fire rate slow is op my ad hominem
>>543936887ah ok so you were larping as eternus and you got caught got itjust so you know its a rarely purchased item up here, it gets bought when people who have been sitting on enduring all game have no more slots to fill, its never a priority
>>543935467I've been doing well in my Phantom games (inb4 >phantom). I was watching some jewish eternus player (Xera?) play him and he had 5 stack by 15 minutes and 9 stacks by 20.He would just rotate around farms constantly then complain he does no damage. You really need to seek out kills but do so in ways that doesn't just result in your getting ganked in return. So I think the biggest issue is people are trying to play him like every other carry (just farm farm farm until you win)You need to capitalise on map pressure and watch the enemy and understand some key player patterns. You see 3 jerks defending a walker and one jerk defending another you know that the enemy pushing yellow is likely gonna be alone. Hang around fights and pick off isolated targets. Catching people from behind. You need to recognise easy targets from weak ones. That infernus who can go toe to toe with you and flame dash away? Might not be as attractive a target as that bebop. That abrams that takes ten years to kill? Chasing him is just gonna get you ganked. If enemies bunch up to cuck you, it makes split pushing easier, eventually people will have to seperate unless they plan on losing by having less souls and pressure. You need to strike a balance between roaming and farming. If you just farm you're gonna be worthless. And another thing, don't be afraid to ult just to secure one kill or just scare off any one coming to save them.
>>543931295>that is one.. SEXY mole...
>>543937047Everyone being a retard is not proof its bad, you still have people at the top levels not running hybrid and even more egregious green disrespect Its all tunnelvisioned on muh dps
what the fuck do i buy to deal damage
>>543937436arent you embarrassed getting caught lying about your rankhave some shame you fucking retard
>>543924743>>543924802obligatory
>>543935176Ivy; Vindicta; McGinnis probably fucked women because she's a fat ugly dyke, but it doesn't count if it's not dick. Mina probably has a body count in the triple digits.
How come there isn't a bunnysuit skin for current Geist?
inhovse when
>>543937523Im not ashamed because its irrelevant and not a big dealImagine caring about something so pointless
>>543937852its relevant when you try to talk balance and you give your dogshit irrelevant takes, you ruin the quality of the general by thinking your opinion matters
>>543937943Post your rank then oh wait I dont careHow about making an argument against it instead of deflecting with muh rank. Or better yet, kill yourself
>>543926572Based
>>543926572he'll just tp out. stupid image
>>543937841Now if enough people join6YNYQ
>>543938312helleven marriage with doorman?
>>543937409he cute
>>543924502https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIuQfm1Y9rE
What's some music to listen to while rampaging on Drifter
>>543939201https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drlWU_29QyA
>>543939201https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xQ5XyVJtTE
>actually did pretty well on my first game as paigecould ya guys recommend two more characters that play something like her (support)
The black woman of Valve unoriginality.These are TWO different characters.
>>543938312What is this LoL champion called?
>>543928697im a bit of a goober
>>543940706viscouskelvin
>>543940706>AoE spam>annoying slows and shields>ult is a stunDoorman with a Divine Barrier
>>543940706Lady Geist support build and Kelvin!
how do you counter mina
>>543941427Slowing Hex every time you see her
>>543941427By pressing the leave button and playing other games.
Drifter poops his pants and just lets it dry and crust up in there since he's a near immortal vampire and doesn't have to worry about getting sick
>>543941427by putting stalker's mark on her before she uses bats then chasing her down after she thinks she's safe
>>543941817debuff remover is her core though.
2 SUPPORT paige games in a row where i had the most dmg, objective damage and was in the top 3 soul count (even though i was intentionally letting carries soak up souls solo in a side lane)
>>543941427Disables are a trap, just invest in burst damage like mystic shot. Maybe go for curse if she's super fed, but unless youre ascendant+ you can just kill them they're a glass cannon. Pressure them hard they will fuck up
>>543941803>Get off the lane and go to the bathroom.>Nah yeh... >Drifter, you're shitting yourself. I can smell you>Da jus ya blood scen...
>>543942057I maxed my 2 and threw another mark
>yoshi online in the forumsbros?
>>543895762>>543895637>>543895430eomm is not real nigga just play wellI was on like an 80% winrate for a couple weeks there until I got bored and started trying melee version of drifter. Yes you need to play in a way that exploits bad players but what do you expect when youre in shitter mmr. You also need to be a team leader with at least good pings. If you cant lead your team why do you deserve to be a higher rank? It's a game about team coordination...
Need 6 players6YNYQ
Is there a more contentious argument than Enduring speed vs Fleetfoot?
what is drifters teleport?
>uhh I'm not a bad player in a shit rank>I'm actually a good player just e-exploiting the bad players, th-thats it!
>>543942537stack nigger status?
>>543942672
>>543942436Bro, we already know it'll be a minor balance patch and the same pumpkins from last year...
I've played this game for 300 hours, and I just learned that the eye thing under the character portrait at the top, is if they have ult or not. I always thought it was if you can see them on the map...
>>543939201https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyIeNYt_VvsUnironically about a serial killer
>>543942896>does no damage and has defense except running away
>>543942952yes and i fucking need that balance patch right nowalso new items WHEN
An 800 soul item called treat bag makes anyone you kill/assist drop 2 extra soul orbs worth 100 each (they aren't taken from the enemy's souls, just extra) and you also drop two extra soul orbs if you die
Does spirt power make Piage's shield ward spell last long/have more health?
>>543943213Ah yes, the feeder item
what's the yellow circle next to enemies?
>>543943354makes her tits bigger
>>543943418A yellow circle
>>543943418iirc gun falloff indicator
>>543943392Just don't feed bro
They should readd the old teleports but make them cost souls to use.
>>543943354Makes her ass wider
is there a way to pick which server you play on? i've noticed the game switched me to have a lot more matches with fellow latin american niggas which is fine by me but it also means 6 minute queues
>>543944293would be pretty funny to see retards with piss poor macro also make themselves poor
>>543943354cannot stop thinking about Paige's sweaty, hairy logcutter
>>543942436his account is literally always online on the forums.
>>543943354things that scale with spirit power are highlighted in purplefigure it out for yourself
6YNYQstackchuds are not present8/12
>>543944602No
>>543944720>stackchuds are not presentLol yes they are. He just switched to his alt.
>>543943354yes it scales pretty hard with your spirit (x1.6)
>>543943354>paige player>dumb as brickspottery
>>543941427>m on team>loseshe counters herself
>>543936483holy fuck they need to make my boy look like this ASAP
>>543941603>>543941605>>543941817>>543942102>>543945572she kills me in lane and then later with her ult and there's nothing i can do
>>543945572shut your nigger ass up downplayer
OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK IM GONNA FUCKING QUEUE UP FUUUUUUUUUCK
>>543940126Besides your team mates being absolute dumbasses, what the fuck do you even do when the enemy has someone who perma farmed jungle and is now 10k ahead? You just can't even fight against them, what's even the play?
>>543944720he's on his alt.
>>543941427By having a team with actual hard carry heroes
>>543928697Am I gamer?
>>543946029just spend several minutes in enemy territory searching for the jungler :)
>>543945943Her ult doesn't do that much damage, not until late into the game, and there is cover everywhere. The real threat is the silencing if there is someone else nearby.
>Her ult doesn't do that much damage
4 slots left6YNYQ
>>543945943>there's nothing I can doBuddy, you're here asking what you can do. Play your angles, always poke out of cover on the right to shoot creeps instead of letting her shoot you, be aware of her cooldown on her 2 and that she has the durability of toilet paper. Keep your stamina if she has ult so you can reach cover ASAP.Who are you playing where this is such an issue for you?
>playing with your friends in inhouse is bad!!!lmao just hit shuffle
>>543946624everyone in the inhouse is my friend :)
>>543946624>hits shuffle until he gets most of the stack again
>>543946848>t. Viscous
Viscous should be able to cube the enemy.
>cord troons literally laughing in vc about people calling out stackingdiscord was a mistake joining this slop was eye opening
>>543947218record it and post it for us
>>543947218the 'cord is permamently text-only. noone actually talks herebtw if its possible ill try to start the game as soon as possible after a single, at tops 2 shuffles so that no stacking happens
>>543947193He's already strong enough but I'd like it.
>>543947532Imagine Viscous giving her the goo fist in this state...
>middle of the match>suddenly a mysterious portal opens in mid>mid boss gets pulled under>suddenly you begin to hear something from the portal>"FOR DJINN" pops out mirage>"FOOOR DJIIIIIN" is yelled out and millions of mirages start pouring out screaming their heads off>wave 1 pops up on the screenyoshi hire me now
FOR THE CAUSE
>>543947218true!
>>543943354
>>543947472>>543947705>Instant damage control>>543947218The owner is friends with TA I don't know what people expected, I left when I found that out
>>543947814Who is the owner?
Wait you guys actually do have an inhouse discord now? Disgusting
>>543947705>spending money on discord
>>543948062>unironically spending YOUR tax dollars on Discord
>>543947754200 at level 1 what a stacked bs skill
Forgot to mention there's an actual tranny in the Discord too and he has some special role given to him by the tranny loving server owner
>>543930582i think pocket has some surprise in his suitcase that can ascend him to high tiers
>>543948208what do you expect from the dedicatd girlfriend ritualist?
>>543948337Can you show it?
I forgot how good Geist feltGun Geist and gun Holliday was great before the shop rework, but she still good just not as good as before.
I went an embarrassingly long time without learning about lightning scroll
>>543947754>250 barrier + 25% weapon damage 1 second into the game>every 30 secondsfucking loathesome hero, how do you possibly lose lane with this
>Lose game>Notice the 69k souls Mina on my team has less damage than me>A 40k souls Grey TalonFarm vacuum.
>>543948439shoot the other one for 7 seconds
>>543948527The other one doesn't even have to be visible in your screen from any angle.>>543947754Compare this with Rejuvenating Aurora which takes 8 AP to become useful
At what point do I get full games without people leaving? I had 2 people on my team leave after going 2/13/6 combined and then the 14/0 Bebop on the enemy team left, which just ruined the entire game.
is this inhouse not gonna fill up
>>543948762>125 health that you both get to keep>200 barrier that expires after 7 secondsseems comparable
>guy deepthroats his mic and screams because his co-laner is badFor what purpose
>>543948527My cope is using rusted barrel on the shield bearer so at least I don't get traded as hard
>>543948946need the discord bros to invite their discord friends to fill it up
>>543948946nope because stacks and no the shuffle button is a meme
>>543948946We might be deadlocked until the halloweenie patch.
>>543933068Shitters cannot itemized. More news at 11.
>>543948762One is active, the other sustains. Dynamo ult keeps people locked down much longer than Paige's, one to one comparisons aren't particularly proof of much of anything.
>>543926939sock garters are always effay
dead game
>finally get the hero I was getting cucked out of for like 6 games in a row>play like shitWell at least we won
>>543948208You know, you'd be surprised how useless it can actually be compared braindead enemies who push forward against your shielded ally and do way more than just 250 HP
>>543948946shill the code if you want people to get in retards
>>543942978You some special sorta retarded nigga DAYUMYou should be able to ping it though
>>5439499876YNYQ
6YNYQ
>>543945943Well yeah in lane you just have to hide in cover, you cant trade with her without bigger burst. You can try your own mystic shot but I think most characters can answer her. Try doing the lean from cover thingShe's basically just haze without a sleep dagger or invis so a bit easier to beat IMO
Playing inhouse once made me realize I don't want to play with them ever again.
>>543931295>VindictaSmoking hot and I like the brooding type, but she has a bad personality and is kinda scary.
>>543950618they flame you a lot?
>>543950167>She's basically just hazewhat a retarded thing to say
>>543950812In lane, she is. What is her escape going to do in lane? Not let her farm? Ok......
>>543931295>mina>on one hand really cute>on the other she is a literal canon gold digger and there's a nonzero chance i leave with a fatal blood deficiencyalternatively>pocket>probably have to deal with a bunch of brooding but potentially rail cute twinkit's a gamble i guess
TA Assassin, your antics killed inhouses and the future of inhouses. Feel bad today please.
>>543950618Same but just cause it's an unbalanced mess. I get better quality games in MM. I'll wait for the casual mode where mmr differences dont matter as muchI was a big fan of the giga retard voice comms personally
>>543950998>In lane, she is.no
>>543951135>golddiggerWhy do people keep saying this? It was a betrothel (arranged marriage) and if anything she is an egoist that wants the prestige of the fairfax name.
>>543931295>HollidayOne sec guys I think some troubadour looking dude is at my front door
guys ive unstacked the teams you can join nowlets play at least a SINGLE game todayi beg you.6YNYQ
>>543951163Is that the australian who plays bebop? I didnt think he was that bad>>543951290>>543951290ya
3 slots6YNYQ
I would rather play another matchmaking game.
>>543951414lol
WE ARE UP A MAN.TWO MORE PQTRIQTS REQUIRED FOR THE INHOVSE.6YNYQ6YNYQ6YNYQ
>>543952094what's stopping you?
>>543951295maybe it's not the actual term but point is she primarily cares about social power and/or material gain from relationshipseven if it was an arranged marriage, to hear that someone died and be pissed because it ruined your plans to climb the social ladder rather than someone you know being killed is a concerning quality for a prospective date
>>543952141I'm waiting 8 minutes max then leaving sorry
>>5439521625 minutes it takes for me to find a matchWaiting
I'm Ascendant IV, so I don't want to stomp the inhouse desu
When you think about it, casual mode shouldn't be a thing since the random skill level of players would make the matches extremely unbalancedExample:>Queue casual>11 players are shitlow, 1 player is extremely good top 500>The 1 player carries the entire teamIt's just not a good thing to do, just play the game with whatever rank you have and care less if you lose it
just lane against johnny boy.
>>543952342i'm ass 3, just play heroes you don't use often/meme builds to fall down to their level
>>543952392we already have that happening right now but with smurfs, at least casual mode would have them attempt to find a balanceand ranked mode would have strict solo so that the mmr is actually good
>retard on enemy team gets stomped in lane and starts whining in all chat about being "le super skilled player">>543952392Most games have mmr in casual modes too, just more lenient and without any visible indication
>>543952392This happens in Eternus still because snowballing is too strong
>>543952392Unranked/Casual does not work in games with stat snowballing unless everyone is doing their absolute best to throw the fuck out of the match a la TF2
>>543952342I checked the ranks of the usual guys (on statlocker) and its very varied from eternus to alchemist so you shouldn't worry
I HATE Mina in laning phase I HATE HEEEERRR
>>543952572*schlick schlick schlorp*
JUST 2 MORE GODDAMN GAMERS NEEDED6YNYQ6YNYQ6YNYQ6YNYQJOIN JOIN JOIN
>>543952730playing on NA ping is too aids, sorry
>>543952775just play a spirit hero that doesn't needs to aim
>bash my head against the wall to see the contents of Paige's book>it's just Lorem IpsumLame
holy fuck we migth get to play one game!
ONLY ONE MORE NEEDED TO START THE INHOUSE GAME6YNYQ6YNYQ6YNYQ6YNYQ6YNYQJOIN NOW BE THERE OR BE SQUARE
Can I play drifter my niggas or Im gonna feed
>>543952940Surprised it's not just the bombnomicon like the shop book
>>543953043just enable dupes
>>543952547Yeah in basically every "big budget" multiplayer game, 'casual' is just ranked mode but with the numbers hidden and with a different ruleset (such as no draft, or shorter games)
ONE LAST MAN NEEDED.COME JOIN
>>543953136I'd be okay with a woman or something in between too
>>543953043Enable dupes but go on the other team to the other Drifter at least. It's really bad not being able to tell which hero has spells up
>>543952883Or I could just play solo q and play what I want on 20ms and enjoy myself!
>>543934290My mom
Why does Mina's love bite sometimes play a *gluck gluck pop* sound. It literally sounds like she just got done sucking you off.
"network updating"
>>543953212do you never think "hmmm i would like to try this hero/build but i don't want to feed like a retard and rank down because i won't be good at it"?it's basically the whole reason i play inhouses
>>543953364it's a smooch soundlike she's kissing you*smooches you*
>>543953364kindly refer to her card.
>>543948946no wants to join when the stack troon is there
lmao
>>543953509post your statlocker rn
best ivy build?
>>543953653Gun with some spirit investment if you can aim
>>543953509he's not there THOUGH
>>543953556just one more week before poor infernus can't afford food for hank
calico and drifter on the same team is actually cancer
>>543953432Why is she fresh of a bite? Hungry neonate slut
>>543953824That damn warden took it all.
>>543953653Gun if you're boringSpirit + debuffs/CC if you're cool and awesome
DON'T JOIN THE INHOUSE THE'YRE GONNA STACK IT THEY STACK IT EVERY NIGHT AND IT'S A STOMPJOHN DEADLOCKER IS THERE AND HIS BUDDY IS HIDING UNDER A DIFFERENT NAME BUT I KNOW IT'S HIM
>>543954046I dont care nigga, damn I lost a game wooooow
>>543953870it's the blood from the random creeps she used rake on in lane to heal from
>>543954046can john deadlock stack this time so we fucking fill the lobby really just 1 slot remaining join in6YNYQ6YNYQ6YNYQ6YNYQ
>>543954131it isn't losing that upsets somebody like this it's not being the top fragger in their team
>>543954046Nah I’d win
>>543954131then why are you stacking teams faggot
>>543953653Capacitor with kinetic dash and qsr on kudzu, then non firerate gun damage
>>543954228if you join rn, there’s no wait time
>>543954046k I won't join.
>>543952520desu smurfs don't work as well as they used to since with the new ranking system you get ranked very fucking fast if you're good (like less than 10 games and you're high oracle)I can tell from experience
>>543954475If you throw some games on purpose by playing garbage builds then your rank variance will lower and you can smurf more at the lower ranks
>>543953653eshift and/or echo shard + torment pulse + radiant regen + transcendent cooldown
>get the sickest hooks all game>seven, haze and pocket have sub 15k damage while I have 48kis this hell, like what even are these games
>>543954237the amount of mental gymnastics you have to do to convince yourself you're not doing anything wrong by stacking in the inhouse is insane. You two are single handedly killing the inhouse by being faggots. When you guys aren't here the matches are fun and not complete stompfests because two eternus players in a call just NEED to lane with each other
cant wait for this next update bros, maybe its cope but it looks like another paradigm shift in quality and progression toward something great
>>543954927its still 2 months away
>>543954869the funny part is they don't even do it to have fun. They go mina, infernus or abrams meta builds and just destroy the alchemists in the other lane across from them.
>been stomping with spirit drifter>get a passive team >fall behind>build can't jungle>team refuses fights>become a creepfuck this felt badgive south america access to the gameNA players all think they're the universe's special little prince and will always take the most selfish play in every scenario
>"Hey Infernus, you should probably get Toxic bullet">"Hurr, he doesn't need Toxic bullets, I'm using the top build and it doesn't include it. The guy who made it knows more than you">We lose
>>543955443>see entire team is stuff like bebop, abrams, wraith, Mo, Holliday etc.>tell my team before we even get in lane to buy reactive barrier>not a single person other than me gets it and we get stunned to death>enemy has stuff like double stake vindicta, or echo shard page, or seven stuns>not a single person listens when I say to buy debuff cleanser>we get caught like rats every fightUrgh
>>543953653Heroic aura,sharpshooter, compress cooldown on ult
If you get sleep knifed is it worth it to turn around and look straight down
>>543954869nobody is stacking the games retard>when you guys aren't here the matches are funrefer to my earlier post
>>543955871might depend on the character honestly.
>>543955290deadlock would be saved if SAs got their own server and fucked off from NA
>>543955951I guess we all have amnesia from when you'd wait for your boyfriend deadlockedTFin every inhouse so you can stomp your lane. Then the very next day after being called in he changed his name and you went on your alt and did it again.You're a douche
>JUST SLOW HEX THE MINA!This works once, then she buys debuff remover
>>543956027SA players are infamous for being retards that brool constantlyNA players are infamous for being anti social ricers that will abandon you to increase their networth by 0.1%I'm not even SA. I simply never want a passive team again
i have a crush on someone in the inhouse discord..
>>543956267I buy debuff remover on her even if they don't build counter items just because if I'm fighting any gun carry ever I'll get value out of it by cleansing the shit they put on me with their passive abilities
>>543956027they already have their own server desu, i live right between both and i get matches full of chileans every now and then
>>543956027SA has their own servers retard
>>543956201>your>You'reit's literally all in your head retard
>>543956550>>543956682why do I get them sometimes then
>>543956760cuz they're VPN'ing to your region cuz SA sucks (I do this)
>>543956760you might be mexican....
>inhouse dramaare you guys retarded?just kick themjust. kick. them.holy fuck, quit your bitching and kick the retards ruining your inhouses
fucking shitters ruined my fucking winstreakAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>543956942they make alts and it's hard to know if they're newfrens or not
>rando goat buddy in lane>We both without words just go in at the same time and pull back at the same time the whole lane>Ass rape the opponents so bad their Paige leaves 15 minutes in>"Best Mina" Goat's final wordsSometimes this game's alright, Goat was a super bro
>>543957013I just had a shit infern last game, he was terrible but this retard was the worst player I have seen in 1500 games. Laned against Abrams and Mo btw
>>543954589she's my waify :3
>>543957013is that a Wyatt Mann drawing
>>543957159both those heroes don't gaf about his poke because they just heal so much
>>543952392>>Queue casual>>11 players are shitlow, 1 player is extremely good top 500>>The 1 player carries the entire teamand theres nothing wrong with that. stomps happen in random match making. but thats the whole point. its random
>>543956760the higher rank ones come to NA for higher quality games(as sad as that may be)
>>543957159failing nashalah should mean public hanging
>>543957276who cares, it was a 35 min match and that dumb nigger is under 7k dmg
>>543957159Mirage is fucking dead
stop being gay you fucking faggot
>>543956760thirdies VPN constantly since they hate playing with other thirdies (only to act the exact same and continue speaking their guttural poverty pidgin).
>>543957486Stop eating off the floor moron
>>543957767THIS WHOLE CITY IS MY PLATEthat sounded cooler in my head
>>543957869No no that was kinda fire
Is Warden really like F tier now? Even speed ultbot Warden?
>>543930582this got me thinking about who might be canonically weakest.methinks, billy, wraith, vyper, and MAYBE kelvin and calico.>billyJust a dude with a goat head and a bat, unless he has some hidden boon/curse that is helping him from behind the curtain>wraith gambler and mobster who throws le exploding playing cards, in comparison to a lot of the other characters isn't that crazy. >Vypervery good criminal/prison escapist, but not even a white collar criminal, and she keeps getting caught. literally Lizard Nigger>Calicothis ones a stretch but because of her failed hit on pocket and seemingly apparent new-money nepotism-baby status, I like to believe that she became one of the worlds 'top assassins' purely through luck and influence because it's funny. also maybe kelvin, but he was like an adventurer, depends on how much amnesia and dementia the probably radioactive stone has actuallly given him.
>>543958405its hard to tell because every warden player is also fucking retarded for some reason
Is it just me, or was Yoshi's mssg about the december update "nothing big for october besides same stuff from last year" seem... a bit sus?Could it be that this is a little Halloween Trickering?While it's very clearly true, I find it a little odd they had that little update the other day... did anyone confirm what the purpose of that patch was/what was in ut? Has anyone noticed anything... *strange* happening in their games?Just a thought
>>543957486>>543957767IndianStreetFood.jpg(even though TECHNICALLY he's some kind of mystery meat arabic, fuck you it's my joke. he'll be indian if I want him to be)
whats the inhouse leaderboard looking like
>>543958547While it *could be trueLast year's update came On The 31st, so I don't think it's unlikely they planned something big for the 30th and are bluffing
>>543958787
3 slots left6YNYQ
Sorry maurice and krilliam it's impossible to know what hero to pick and how hard to try to make an even game for inhouses
>>543958787matchid ?that might have breen my greenest mina yet
Birdmaxxing was very very fun
>2 hours of waiting for THISwhat did i offend god withwhat did i do to him
>>543958924sorry I premediatated I was going to do greena and commited.
>>543958924What happened?
me when i buy only green items and get into a fight only to do no damage so i just fucking die 2 seconds slower
>>543959020see >>543958918
>>543958924see>>543958858
also TA CONFIRMED POLACK
>>543958547well they're definitely adding more masks for the new characters but anything else is probably not happening, this next update will be the games largest i feel like
>>543959131Knowing how to swear in Polish doesn't make me Polish
>>543931295uh.. how does it feel to have a main? my most played character is yamato, but i haven't played her in months right now i'm rotating between billy, doorman, shiv, sinclair, pocket and mina. am i a slut?
>>543959131makes sense only white people left in the you kay.
castrate all mina enjoyers. except the "females" that already castrated themselves of their own accord, they get their penis's back irreversibly.
>>543958918i should have rushed that spellbreaker, delaying it was the worst fucking idea i could have gone forthe counterspell also turned out to be completely fucking uselessjeeeeeeesus fuck this sucked :(
any deadlockers tonight? for me, it'll probably be in an hour, and I'll be deadlocking like hella, probably at least 8 games, if you know what i mean. that'll be it for me, tonight.
What the fuck is this graph? I can't read itWhy are the axis and the hover not matching up in number?
>>543959169sure sure marcinku
>>543959247
>>543959457日本語もしゃべるけど、俺も日本人と言うつもり?
1 slot left, no emergency thorax shaker this time6YNYQ
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>>543959816I had to go cook some food and put laundry on, i can come in 15min or so
>>543959447yeah i have no idea, sometimes they just start the lines at random points on the x and y axis it makes no sense.
>>543959816i have to cook it's OVER
>>543959247mmmm, no.
>shat on abrams so hard in early lane he ragequit
>>543960002>>543960083We are full now assuming nobody needs to be removed
Gonna play Yam tonightI never really played well with her
>>543942952Idk bro, consider it was a halloween trickNotice anything weird in your games dince that quiet update?
>its a Drifter and Mina die 15 times in lane episodeEpic
>>543960063It's got that Valve quality huh?
>>543956339who
PATCH! PRIEST IS OUT
Wtf are these new updates? There's an update every 6 hours and it doesn't even say what it is since no patch notes.
>>543960727bury
>play yam>feel slow and just stand around trying to hit blades>get lane partner yam>they're all over the place jumping harassing and flying aroundwtf why do i feel so helpless on this hero
>>543960390>Calico dies 4 times in her own lane>She rotates to our lane, rushes in and ults Geist, leaving her at basically 1 HP (after 2nd hit of ult)>Geist frame 1 Parries her when the ult ends>Calico fucking dies and leaves instantly after
how do i play vyper? shes like mini ivy
>cant read the patch noteswhen will they just dump it all in the discord post
>>543960838probably stability issues and glitches/exploits communicated to the devs trough back channels
>>543960576>It's a "your lane partner perfectly understands and matches your aggression windows and you stomp lane" episodeDoesn't get re-run often but I appreciate whenever it comes on.
do you think there are any milfs that play deadlock?
These graphics are fucking amazing
THEY ADDED GOLDEN INFERNUS??!
>Ethereal Shift: Cooldown increased from 20s to 45sholy fucking shit its useless now
I know i'm the only commonality between all my games, but is there something about me that makes my lane partner wanna dash jump right between the two ennemy laners when they're full health and have 2k more than us?I mean, i could have seen perhaps the idea three deaths ago.
>>543961146game is fucking saved
>>543960907i learned to play yamato by watching fredthefinch
>still not fixedGOD DAMNIT YOSHI
>>543960931She's like Ivy, but with much bigger DPS, an infinite mag, but a lot squishier and a little hard to control.
>>543961146pfthahahah holy shit YES
>>543961071none that are ACTUALLY female
>>543961146redditchads won
>>543961135how
>>543926668is he still seething about that? jesus christ
>Trophy Collector: Souls per Minute increased from 25 to 30100% buy every game
>>543925238smalltime shooterhttps://files.catbox.moe/w0v0k7.webm
>>543960687I think they did it so all the lines dont overlap on each other but it's a bad idea
>>543961281can't be a milf then
>>543961254Wait, it triples the Kinetic Carbine shot? Good lord.
very cool how they're nerfing calico and victor whilst also gutting the item that made them OP in the first placefucking league of legends shit
>>543961146>>543961418LET ME IIIIIIN
Paste the notes you stupid faggots. Site is getting hammered.
>>543961254wait wtf i can spam my shitlow games with this?
Weird to spectate someone who was kind of dominating games before and suddenly shitting the bed 3 games in a rowOne would thing he toggled off
>>543961716oh so its not only me with connection problems
> Shiv: Alt fire knockback reduced by 10%yoshi nerf literally anything else about the hero, his movement is the most fun part about him
overall, very tame patch notes
>>543961716
>>543961980Thank God. All great changes.
>warden buffs>mo & krill buffswhat retardation is this????
wowwhat a dogshit patch
please yoshi, im begging you. remove or change emblem and battle vest. items are so over stated its insane
>>543962256t. pitch black ixian bartender
dlg meetup
>>543962215>mo & krill buffssorry what?
>>543962375 * Reactive Barrier: Cooldown increased from 24s to 26s
>>543962373Me as doorman
>>543924502>* Doorman: Bullet damage growth per boon reduced from 1.15 to 1.0>* Doorman: Outgoing headshot damage multiplier reduced by 25%>* Doorman: Call Bell explosion damage spirit scaling increased from 1.5 to 1.7Oh so they just have no fucking idea what they're doing then, gotcha.
damn, most of these are nerffsthat dynamo buff will do fuck all
>>543962605what would you change?
>>543962373I'm infernus
>>543962256Cry about it eshift abuser
>>543961553based
>>543962724he looks like the most normal out of all of them tbqh
>Getting damaged during the initial launch window (0.6s) after using a Jump Pad will cause you to be stunned (similar to ziplines having an initial knockoff period). When you are stunned, you will lose control and continue towards the landing destination. The stun will wear off 0.2s after landing, and then a 30% slow for 2s will apply. Damage over time does not trigger this (same damage rules as ziplines).What's next, taking damage disables teleporters?
>>543962373based bebop
>>543961146yes everyone please assume its dead so I can continue to use it on pocket
>>543942445>EOMM is not real>But you need to outplay your team & your enemies to rank upYeah, fucking retard.You just proved why EOMM is real, and the matchmaking is throwing retards at your games.
>>543962756no, every patch they don't revert ivy's melee damage is a dogshit patch
>>543962605>nerf op aspect>buff underutilized aspectNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>543962473Is Mo and Krill gonna ult you twice in 26 seconds nigger
>>543962690NTA but the projectile hitbox size most of allIf they can't for whatever reason, this is the second best option
>>543961980Oh no my Doorman bell scaling... wait a second they fucking BUFFED IT? Tonight the bell tolls for thee.>Calico: fucked>Infernus: fucked>Kelvin: fucked>downplayers: fucked
>>543961980>spirit snatch nerfeddamn. between that and the mystic shot nerf it'll be harder for me to burst people on drifter
>>543963014refresher
>>543962808What a weird change.If they don't want people to run away, then just remove all movements in game.Or just remove the jump pad and make zipline from lane to lane.
>>543963090i feel like they want to keep his hitbox big for shooting bells is my guess
>>543962907Why would you expect to rank up if you don't play better that the people you get matched with, lmao? If you play exactly on the level of your teammates and enemies and never improve you should sit at a comfortable 50% win rate and have a completely stagnant mmr.
>>543962979I was murdering people with a spirit build already, now its going to be juicy
>>543962907matchmaking schizos truly have no critical thinking skillsif everyone on your team and on the enemy team is retarded every game then you're not being targeted by divine providence. you're in shitlow
this patch just proved my characters are honest and yours weren't
I get that i should try being a team captain but i feel like a goof if my stats end up being shit for some reason.
>>543963175Retard.
>>543962808wrong way to nerf it imojump pad was a retarded get out of jail free card but there's got to be a better way
>>543963281Fucking disingenuous retard with shit opinion.1) The game should not expect you to carry the whole team of drooling retards to rank up2) Non-carry should not have a harder time to rank up because of that reason3) You're a retard that know exactly that, so you're playing drifter instead of playing a support like Paige to abuse the system4) You're a braindead retard>>543963379And a fucktard like you won't even face the truth when it's in your face, so I will just straight up ignore you.
>>543963142YeahThat shit scaled like mad already due to direct hit double dipThey want doorman to be a nuker i guess, not goonman
>>543963708maybe it makes more sense to the playtesters that have those jump pads in base for defensive fights
>still haven't removed victors cleansedogshit patch
>>543961301mat_fullbright
>>543963807you sound like a conspiracy theorist>they made the game specifically to torment ME>they paid an intern to prompt an AI to add a line of code specifically to upset MEyou aren't that important
>>543961301>>543964032No, going to training area then manually changing the map bugged it out.
who should I play tonight??
Same argument in dota as in deadlockEither you pick high impact hero that can demolish gamesOr you gonna be supporting a drooling ivan from osramovosk on haze, who plays on 20fps (in hideout) and cant shoot anything, and the only reason he can afford that computational power is because his dad pledged to go to ukraine instead of him.
>>543963807That's every hero shooter and MOBA ever.DPS/Carry/Assassin/Snipers whatever you want to call them are the best character to climb with and if you don't want to give callouts and team captain, your best bet is to the best asset you can for your team in your specific role and accept that your impact will be minimal and thus you'll climb very slowly
>>543964194the qveen of course
New lobby, new patchCTD92
>>543959247dont worry, god will have his way with 'em once they 47% themselvesgahp
>>543964194Why is she biting paige Tummy
anyone who doesn't bring their own friends to a team game deserves to suffer at the hand of matchmaking no shit you're going to have bad games when you're matched with randoms. it's a pro-social game. you're supposed to have friends
>>543964230it's not really true in dota 2 either grubby was the worst player I've ever seen yet he got to immortal playing a stable support warlock that healed his carries and had a braindead teamfight ult. It's pretty low impact but it's stable and helps your team no matter what. Just being consistently a benefit to your team and never raging is enough to make it to divine, even if youre bad
>>543964017i still don't know why any character should ever have a rapid recharge debuff removerno wonder i barely see warden players, they literally can't do their job of telling other frontliners to fuck off.
>>543964461But what if im always bitter incel who takes out my frustration with my miserable life on a online videogame instead
>>543964461I have better games without my friends though
>>543964508didn't grubby stack? this would mean he was literally carriedslacks is a better example. that guy is mega retarded and shit at the game, but he played an effective save support and micro managed his team every game into playing together
>>543964461my friend only plays migu and I'm sick of laning with migu.
>calico... buffsWhy though?
Meppy boy does not believe in magic confirmed>>543964461Party queueing is even worse in valve games. Too many smurfs and they dont restrict MMR variance.
>>543962808nigga whatwhat about my looney toones chases nigga
>>543964630same, I don't mind playing with them but all but one are significantly worse at the game than I am and don't try to improve.
>>543963807You seem mad cause you're shit at the game but believe that you deserve eternus 6 for some reason. This is an ego problem and you should work on it.
>>543963379look at cs2's ranking systemyou have a number (thats not your rank/mmr/whatever) and your actual rank/mmr/whatever (thats hidden)this system knows the chances of you winning according to the teammates you get matched with (which is evident because youll get a different amount of "points" to your rank if you lose/win)would it be so far fetched to think theres a system in place that inches your w/r to 50% so youll keep playing longer to reach certain milestones?valve does it in cs2 with their premier rating, your actual rank is above lets say the 15k mark, yet you need "promotion matches" to get there when youre already above for absolutely no reason except making you play more matchesjust think about it from a business-angle: who keeps buying skins, the people that keep playing or the people that reach a milestone and take a break?
Vyperbros, now that the rework has been out for a little bit what would you say is better, going hybrid or sticking to full gun?
>>543964723all 4 of her changes are major nerfs.
>>543964723Buffs ? Plural ?
>>543964686He wasn't partying but he was most likely being streamsniped by viewers who wanted to carry him.
>>543964686No clue. There were some conspiracies people would snipe on smurfs to carry him. I didnt watch more than one game I saw the warlock and it's too boring to watch. Slacks is funny though he flamed the shit of my friend when I watched him. And yeah he's not great. But dota 2 takes like no mechanical skill if you play certain heroes. Slacks flamed me personally in deadlock too haha
>>543962808Wow another lame movement change, what fucking feedback are they reading?>>543964686>and micro managed his team every game into playing togetherthen he wasn't deadweight? meta knowledge is really useful
>>543964915>Slacks flamed me personally in deadlock too hahawhat rank is he?
>>543961135mat_phonc from tf2 is back?
>>543961980THROPHY COLLECTOR GETS AN EXTRA 5 SOULS A MIN?! OH MY BASEDIENCE THANK BUDDAH FOR THAT YOSHBERT!
>>543965008had a couple games with him last year and he was phantom/oracle. but an abrams picker
>>543965130thats a 20% increase, pretty big
>>543964841Spirit is more fun and explosive (venom executions) and cheap ult kills, but gun is more bullet damage which can shred anyone and melt objectives. It depends with her if you want to be medium-range with venom, ult, daggers, and teslabullets, or just running them over and out damaging them aggressively
>>543965140abrams takes skill though?
>>543964936the reply chain is about being able to climb as a supportpoint is that if you're good, you'll climb. yes, even good players have shit games and everyone gets screwed by matchmaking sometimes, but on the large scale if you're good you'll climb everything else is cope
>random american in my EU game>not only did he say no cap but he also has a smoke alarm ceiling bird in the backgroundNot sending your best, Americans
is calico still good?
>>543964508I mean, i didnt spectate all of grubby games but warlock is hardly low impact.And its not even his ult but fatal bonds that can rape unexpecting pubbies.With that being said, PLENTY of "support" players who play like total ass, and their impact can be summarized as leeching xp from safe lane, and occassionaly ruining creep equilibrium with bad pulls.Whereas a good support will rotate around map and set kills at level 2 or whatever It all depends, but i wouldnt put my fate into russki yamato hands.
So what do we think of the patch? Did your heroes get nerfed, buffed, or untouched?
>>543965268Haven't played yet but probably
>>543964841i think going hybrid could be the way to go sometimes. by spamming her t1 (which i have bond to my right click) and Spellslinger makes reload a breezei guess vyper can now go either way
>>543965140I did too but he was a complete retard, his flaming was literally just running at the enemy team and then yelling at whoever was around that was still alive and didnt follow him, I think he thought the community respected him enough to follow the stupid shit he was doing but I had never heard of him so it was really weird seeing a random dude suck him off while he yelled
>>543965231Last year Abrams did not take skill at all, broken as fuck melee items, charge allowed you to instantly turn and had next to no cooldown, heavy melees with it at 0 upgrades, ultimate was actually good, etc.
>>543961980>Infernus bullet damage nerfYes>Flame dash nerf, After burn T1, T3 nerfYes, Yes!>No spirit scaling nerf. Still resets cooldown on stray bulletsSwing and a fucking miss, they still don't fucking get it.-2 fucking DPS on a god damn T3, holy shit what an insane nerf, he'll never be viable again.
>>543965454don't forget HMC
>>543965361I'm just glad dumbfurnus got nerfed
>>543964686But slacks wasnt ever in any good rank no?>>543965186Finally i can just trophy collect and brool forever.
>>543965361none of my heroes got nerfed except shiv with the -10% recoil
>>543965361dynamo got buffed but honestly i don't think they were that big, wish he was a little bit more tanky.the change i really wanna see is all his abilities being scalled in different ways depending on the items you have, instead of just spirit
>>543965493Yeah that too
>>543965573shiv got 4 or 5 nerfs this patch because of his items
>>543961867wtf why are they nerfing each and every movement tech? even the most obvious ones? what the hell?>>543961980>no mina nerfsit's fucking hella grim i tell y->EAhereal shit nerfs>rustey barrel buff>m e d i c i n a l s p e c t e r l i n g e rwe're back
2 slots left for inhouseCTD92
>>543964461This game is too intensive for my friends.
>>543965361very nice hook spree on flying cunts
So what the fuck are you supposed to do on Paradox late game?Outside of Carbine snipes I feel kinda useless
>>543965483playing a lot of yamato rn and her 3 + suppressor shuts down any m1 hero its so funny
Who's the most aim intensive between Infernus, Haze, Wraith and Seven?
>>543965925prolly seven or wraith
>>543964461my friend only knows how to play warden, if he plays anything but warden he's like a chicken without a headi still enjoy playing with him
>>543965834swap combo high value targets into the middle of your team and play every fight 6v5 because displacement abilities are fundamentally broken
>>543965692wasnt an eshift abuser anyway so the mystic shot nerf isnt that badspirit snatch is still really fucking good if youre using it
>>543965925Seven I geuss but haze does mad damage if you headshot with your lazer pointer.
>>543965994but I die then
Dlg reads 4 lines that directly reduce damage output of Calico and say "yep, thats a buff."
>>543965846I think a lot of heroes who have built in fire rate killers can do that with that combo.
>>543966049that is why every paradox build has warp stone and gets her to 4k health retardbro
need 2 for inhouseCTD92
>>543965925Wraith and Haze without their ults which give free aimbot or a stationary targetInfernus barely even needs to aim, as soon as his fire procs, that's it, maybe pepper them just a little more to reset timer
>>543965765mobagroids hate movement, they spent 15 years rightclicking and looking at the map while their character moves themselves. same reason you now instantly die if someone is chasing you and you take a jump pad to try and escape
1 slot left for inhouseCTD92
>>543966467Most of the people complaining about the jumpads are FPStards thoughbeit
https://files.catbox.moe/xe0jds.webmstupid b(r)at
>>543962808>>543964936>>543963187>>543963708>>543964765Yoshi is literally stalking my feedback threads I am the GOAT
>>543962808most retarded change I've seen in a good while
>>543961980between this and the last patch they've nerfed literally every item pocket buys
>>543966467FPS players hate interaction. they consider anything that isn't an isolated 1v1 kovaaks scenario to be dishonest
>>543966163i-it was my first game be nice
>how to decide which team to join:Eeny, meeny, miny, mo, hook a mina by the toe, if she bats, slowing hex; eeny, meeny, Mina sex
>>543966673oh sorry I was a different anon and I didnt read the whole reply chain
>>543965765fuck i forgot to mention 'fernus nerfs>>543963175>
>>543966610Unironically good change If someone is invading to steal the SS and shit, they shouldnt be advantaged on escaping back towards their side of the map
>>543966610awful feedback
need only 1 player for inhouseCTD92
>>543966610That's not even what you said. You really think you're the only one who don't like pads being an instant escape
>>543966567>>543966662meanwhile every fps game is people abusing movement to eeke out an edge until slow fucks get it nerfed, like the recent 'battledad' drama with bf6. don't bullshit me
>>543966837almost finished downloading, hold on, almost there
>>543966742Good one anon
btw theyve known jump pads were too strong for a long time which is why they started by taking away fish market pad, nerfs were always coming we just didnt know what they would be
>>543964630unironically this. I appreciate my friend a lot but he gets way too mad at the smallest things and it just kills the vibe for me
>>543966742pregnant mina art when?
>>543966930Everytime I watch one of the ex-overwatch guys who are in pro Deadlock teams now, they literally always bitch when somebody jukes them with one of the jump pads. Remember the one that used to be on the fish market/garage? Removed because of them bitching non-stop about it too
>>543966901No but I knew something was wrong with them i dont care how they nerfed them. This is even better than a delay. Preventing them from schmoovement BS while also slowing them upon landing.
>>543966662im not an fps player im just a fan of quake/source movement quirks :(
objective mentality takes the dayalso, wraith patch.
>>543967008I only rage when playing with friends because if I don't they start acting like mopey, angsty, passive aggressive bitchesif I rage they laser in and focus on the game rather than their ego
>>543966837>>543966949ill be quicker
>>543966742mina can still bat the second time even under slowing hex btw so you just have to be able to 100% her in 3.5 seconds and use it as an opener
>>543967192moot why did you give us to hiroshimoot how could you do this
>>543967241sounds like an excuse for you to be an annoying unlikable faggot
>>543967051>overwatchis genuinely less of a shooter then deadlock is, half the characters spend most of the round clicking their own team or holding up a shield and standing there instead of attacking
>>543962373I would inseminate Paige probably
>>543967192Oh wait are you the Moot who invited anons to the game last year and got blown up by reddit mods for it?
HOLY SHIT MICKYFAGSTHIS IS THE BUFF WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FORTHIS IS OUR PATCH
>>543967241I can appreciate that I'll admit, I just hate when every second something goes wrong it is impossible for him to contain saying "Ah lanes lost. Ah this x is fed now. Ah mids lost. Ah games over." Followed by a rant about how x character is bs.I probably could lock in more myself but christ it makes it hard to hear my own thoughts.
>>543966608Any advice for aiming Sinclair bolt? I feel like most of the time I just try to lob it in the air then redirect it down onto an enemy
I'm happy gun Doorman got nerfed simply because now people can stop pretending like it was hyper OP meta shit
>>543961980>no mina buffsWtf?
>>543967689Why would reddit mods get mad about an inhouse game
>>543967854holy copium on a broken hero
>>543968006it wasnt hyper op but a bunch of talentless niggers got to hate crime way better players and pretend they were good at the game
>>543967810ivy if she was awesome
>>543964723reading comprehension bros... we're failing the 3rd grade...
>>543967854>some of the best utility in the game>ever a throw pick
>>543968243>why would reddit mods do [X]because these people are legit mentally deranged
>>543968375She's already super awesome though?
>>543964091>It's all about you you youNah, retard.I'm talking about EVERYBODY is being affected by it.Here's a absolutely random match I just pick from deadlockOh what's that?Fucking retards in the enemy team?>>543964779I didn't even mention rank, you fucking retard.I'm saying the matchmaking is absolutely shit.80% of the game is one sided because the system throw more than 1 retard in one of the team instead of splitting them and balancing it out.Now, with your single digit IQ, can you form an argument without shouting "rank rank rank"?
Im never playing support anything againWhy heal 4 other retards that get BTFO or dont position correctly
>drifter gets 1% gun damage from assists nowit's over
>>543968673I dislike latinxican goblinas
>>543968773rescue beam positions them correctly
>>543968773because rescue beam is the most fun item in the gameplaying support is like being a middle manager. you chill in the overseers office looking over the team while they slave away in the mines and every once in awhile you come down to pull them back from putting their head in the rock crusher againit's a chill role and easy going when your team plays together
>>543961980Holy crap Vyper bros 1 new buffwe're in the big time now
>>543967828its bugged and half the time it aims into the skybox instead of the pixel youre aiming atit needs you to physically see the thing youre aiming ateasy - you're high ground,hard - you want to hit something you cant see, thus need to "aim" it at something you can see, but have it impact something BEFORE it reaches the thing you CAN see. https://files.catbox.moe/24jrb5.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/w1nqhl.webmit would be infinitely better if you could just pivot your entire hero 90 degres to the right, and have the bolt travel in the same direction in space as your viewmodel is pointingyoure gonna have to decide if you want pure raw stats early, or if youre buying expansion to make sure your bolt actually hits more than one medium camp creep at a time, or if you're going actives for a support/ganksquad rolemajestic leap is goated if this jump pad nerf comes but veil is still good.im thinking, melee sinclair because late game, sometimes you cant actually hit anyone when they have 500% movespeed, but YOU can always run ontop of them with hex and shard+hex and eveyr single hex is a free heavy melee
>>543968353This could apply to a variety of heroes
>>543968353applies to all the M1 heroes
>>543969293forgor to mention, every single time you use assistant, youre either wasting your only card out of the fight, to be agressive, or to be passive. Increased duration can only be early pick with long range for less scaleing when pushing towers, having more time to push before teleporting back but also allowing your wife to see the walker so that her projectile can travel, scale, and then hit walker with yours and then you get away.by triangulating your projectile and your wives/husbands youre making it almost impossible for someone to dodge you, especially if your bolt is traveling like a mirana arrow right next to the enemys shoulder before slamming down on top of them
>>543968746looks like you need to stop being european and having russian slobs in your game. skill issue
>>543969284Now's your chance to be a big shot!
Might be first time ever i topped lobby net worthYes i rushed trophy collector.
>>543969293>>543969546Thank you for the fleshed out reply anon, I'll try to keep a note of it>that paige in the 2nd clip that had time to react to your melee but used shield instead of parryinglol
>update available
I'm just saying lash, you leaving the lane to yellow 3 times made it so I couldn't get a single early stack.
>>543969849Do not question The Lash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c Holiday should of been a blackman.
>>543969923yeah, what was up with that?why did lash change lanes?
Update and redo the Lobby! Unless the inhouse is just over
>>543969293how are you hitting them with hex if you cant hit them before, hex increases their move speed my nigga
>>543969829yeah, if the paige is YOURS the game is over, as you get 300+ health every fight and get free chances for melee, hexes and her huge AOE incapacitate is just sauced with goated steez over and over again. ofc your team is russians are gonna throw the game after you get 10 kills in lane so none of that matters
nother update nother inhouseM1JK9M1JK9M1JK9
>>543970097CTD92
>>543970027>GOD DAMMIT MCGINNIS I TOLD YOU TO CUT THAT CRAP! YOU MADE ME LOOK LIKE SOME SORT OF GRAND DRAGON!
>>543970027Can't wait for them to add a Texan skeleton in a wheelchair to the game
>nerf gun doorman>but not gun paigePaige gawds stay winning
>>543970170No need to remakeCome here:>>543970171
>>543970241they already nerfed her, gun build aint OP any more just okay
>>543970241bejitabros why are we in this image
>>543970138 being hexed is a panicinducing mindset so the movespeed shant matter and youre greedy, so youre always gonna hex instinctively even if its not the best decision since the entire game is designed around shitty league heroes that have instant damage spellspamming abilities your also buffing their entry with the ampi might be wrong
>>543970241I love gingerhair, freckles and giant lips so much bros.
>started the game a week ago>some fag keeps making smurfs, fighting me, and randomly singling me out in chat>he goes like 40/2 every game and just randomly calls me out when I don't think I've even had an extended conversation with anyone in this game>it's always on a new account just bullying children and has a hateboner for me for ??? reason>every time I sees me, I've gone up a rank with zero issues>whenever someone gets omega fed in my games that's not me, it's almost always him and he's 20 seconds from typing some weird shit at me>one day I'll be at his rank but I'll never see him there because he's always on smurfs ""practicing"" Ethereal Shift Victor or some shit>I'll probably see him feeding has ass off every game if he ever plays main>I'll grief the fuck out of himThe promised lands are comingYou've created a villain arc nigger
CTD92
only TWOreTARDEDFAGGOT NIGGERS NEEDED for the INHOUSE!!!CTD92CTD92CTD9210/12
>>543970241Day walkerNight street walker
Ah, Warden cage is now a solid 20m, good, I hate non flat numbers.
>>543970241>Vyper gets to SA thisFUCK she's so lucky
>>543970241Those heavy filled with milk jugs with nipples pointing upUnf
>>543970554>vyper gets to south america thiswat
Post the Match code for last Inhouse if you would.PS: How does one find it themselves if they were playing it? Game instantly shoves you back to lobby instead of showing end of game stats.
>>543970669you can click f7 and find the match id through all the console slop
>>543970669CTD92
>>543970669You need to take a screenshot of it during the match or use console
>>543970669literally just take a screenshot of the match at any point, match id is on the bottom right of the screengrab that and stick it into the watch game menu
victor is still OP even with eshift nerf
>>543970941Yeah but at least he won’t get it off more than once a fight now
Why did they reduce the stacks Drifter gets when he can barely get stacks in the first place because of the isolation requirement
How many calibration matches to leave obscurus?I feel kind of bad about winning every match by just walking around shooting objectives and ignoring fights
>>543971003so they can buff his base scaling without making him even worse, learn to read the bigger picture.
>>543971003because he's less dependent on stacks nownot my problem, I'm still playing spirit drifter
>>543971003picture suits you
>>543971213he's cute
>>543970619sexually assault
>>543971132I understood the change, but it was still barely noticeable compared to his actual problems. Just rework the mechanicNo one actually cares about stacks except the people literally gambling on gun drifter being viable that game, and even when you're stacked to shit you're still behind actual M1s
>>543971264you don't need to rape him just because he doesn't know about south america
How do people confirm wall bounces?Even when I think I'm on the wall, I end up wasting a dash anyway 50% of the time, and it's not like you have time to wait for the wall-clinging visual in an actual match
>>543971405You know what? Yes I doWhat the fuck do you mean you don't know about South America? Fuck you.
oldlock...https://files.catbox.moe/t0pe3d.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/c88ub6.webm
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/jump-pad-bugs-i-found.87204/
>>543972008>wraith ult 4 second stun>multiple charges on paradox wallyup glad that cancer shit is gone
>>543972008>disarming bomb>wall charges>lifesteal stacking>old wraith ultthere's a lot of things about the old map I miss but fuck a lot of the old kits were batshit insane.
>>543970358I look like this>>543972008>>543972159>old wraith gets shadow weave >suddenly anyone alone on the map ever can die at any moment>there are 4 lanes so you cant even use a buddy systemthank god this will never happen again, what the fuck were they thinking with old wraith
>Spirit Snatch damage from 75 to 50So is there even a reason to upgrade to it if you weren't buying it for the resist
weird how they didn't adjust anything with midboss with how incredibly easy it is to take.
>>543972320it still has double the scaling
bother trophy collector is still assJust rework the damn thing or give it a real buff
>>543972320cooldown and stealing their spirit power is a big deal dude, it's a humongous spirit swing
>>543965361Nerfs to gunman are substantial, but i don't think they're enough to kill the build. And the scaling on bells is even better now. I think what this means is that Doorman can just choose to build spirit or gun depending on the match, and both should be pretty good. Here's another interesting thing:>Vyper: Screwjab Dagger spirit scaling increased from 0.65/0.33 to 0.8/0.4That's actually good scaling on screwjab, 0.8 + 0.4 per subsequent on the most spammable skill i the game is nice. I want to make spirit viper work so bad
>bell buffedtime to ruin some poor cunt's lane
https://files.catbox.moe/slrerz.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/os0lqn.webmoldlocke...
>>543973049*rapes you*
>>543967810smelly
>>543973225oh no you don't, cunt
>Play Mo Krill>Team doesn't do enough damage to kill someone in my grab>Oracle lobby btwNah, fuck this buff Mo
FUCK i forgot to get the inhouse match ID i wanted to see the trophy collector soulsanyone has it?
>land markgrrr... new york is gonna bleed...>miss markthe drifter drifts again *gets back on zipline*
>>54397356945755724
>>543973569Can find matchid on my stream i guess
>>543970554this reply doesn't make sense because anon didn't post a picture of lash.
>abusing calico in inhouseawesome really fun
60k souls in 30minutes is some devilish shit nglEven if i had empty map i probably wouldnt farm as fast kek
>* Getting damaged during the initial launch window (0.6s) after using a Jump Pad will cause you to be stunned (similar to ziplines having an initial knockoff period). When you are stunned, you will lose control and continue towards the landing destination. The stun will wear off 0.2s after landing, and then a 30% slow for 2s will apply. Damage over time does not trigger this (same damage rules as ziplines).so does this mean jump pads aren't get out of jail free cards anymore if you're getting shot at?was starting to get real tired of people abusing these, nice patch overall.
>>543973569>>543973692what the fuck is an inhouse. QRD?is this just the devs playing a game? or is it thread-hosted games? confused
>>543972008>old telekinesis used to simply stun themmein gott
>>543973920Thread hosted games, come join if you wantCTD92
>>543973920/dlg/ games
>>543973692I wasn't playing but the teams were clearly unbalanced. The same lower rank players keep getting pitted against higher ranks, which just generates unfun inhouse games. Doesn't have to be like this
>>543973049>>543973312frigg off doorhitler
The inhouses are an excuse for the same couple spergs to stack and bully shitters. Been this way for a while.
>>543974219you're not allowed to bitch about it if you're not kicking them
>>543925293I WILL NEVER EVER GIVE UPI CAN MAKE LE COMEBACK
>>543974219Sounds like you get some good practice playing against better players then
>>543974219the stacknigger was on the losing team though
>>543974320>Kick players for being better than them??
>>543974136
>>543974107You'd think the shitters would join the high rank players' team so they could win for once and yet they don't
4 slotsCTD92
>>543974521I'm just here to try out random bullshit that sounded funny, I don't give a shit how the game goes.
>>543974385he's referring to john deadlock/TA assassin who repeatedly stacks with his buddy to basically stomp the inhouse.>get goodIf the lobby is averaging around shitt ELO putting two eternus players in the same lane on the same team is just pure intentional stacking for the sake of ruining everyone else's time. Rather just not play at all. Cunt should be banned.
>>543974107>>543974219We had a full green paradox, a 3 maxing Yamato, and a guy that hadn't played vindicta for a long time. We got too goofy
>>543974571>>5439748642 LEFT, JOIN!!!!CTD92CTD92CTD92
>>543974790He was unfortunatley eating shit all games today thoughbeit
>>543974790>If the lobby is averaging around shitt ELO putting two eternus players in the same lane on the same team is just pure intentional stacking for the sake of ruining everyone else's time. Rather just not play at all. Cunt should be banned.This has literally never happened, this is a witch hunt started by discord groupies because players not in their discord are playing in the inhouses
>>543974947Must've been alone.
>>543973934Yes and there was a patch where it got changed to make them move up and down. Her win rate went down by about 5% it was pretty funny.
>>543975105I still remember Wraith players coping about this statistic whenever I reminded them about it
I'm starting to think the people bitching about stacking are the ones stacking clearly nobody gives a shit if they aren't getting kicked and it makes sense that people with such a need for validation that they'd stack shitter games would then go on to seek attention about it
>>543974996NTA but shut up. Literally saw it happen with my own eyeballs and everyone was already joking about how those two always lane together. Someone else also saw it when he literally waited for his faggot stacker so they can both be in the same lane. Surprise surprise they stomped because two eternus players on mina and infernus raping their lane and getting ahead isn't something a ritualist average lobby can really deal with at all. You're deluded if you think this is some sort of conspiracy or you're just trying to spread misinfo to cover your ass
>>543974864>>543974921JOIN NIGGERS THERES NO STACKFAGS PRESENT
>how it feels to ask /dlg/ to play the game on a Friday night
>>543975250>it happened in my head so it happensmeds
>>543975360I need to catch up on sleep, Anon
>>543975250you're forgetting the part where after being called out their first instinct was to change names/accounts and just do it again in the next inhouse. Intentional malicious stacking, the guys obviously want to destroy the inhouse for some gay reason.
seems like i need to intervene in these inhouses…also theres a discord? i wanna play with some frens pls share
>>543975629Zew4RPTG
>>543975621>>543975621>>543975621>>543975621
ONE LEFT!!!!CTD92CTD92>>543975629hope a ceiling tile splits your head in two
>>543975629>discoord
>>543972008>character models so dark you can barely see themsovlllllll
>Make it to Oracle>games become faster because less fucking around jungles and actually putting on objective pressureWe just took mid and took 2 walkers and patron in one sweep, nice
>>543931295I guess
>>543980284im oracle and trust me one day that 1-7 geist and 3-8 haze will be your teammates and they wont be sweeping shit.
>>543975180it wasn't the only change she got in that patch mate, but still a full stun is obviously way better than the up and down thing and not just for reasons of aim
