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Wife Nature
TM Fraud O? Don't know'er.
>marked
Since IRL goldship has like 900 kids, does that mean Umamusume Goldship will have an octopregnacy each time?
>>543963852
>>543963876this is too much for two boys going through puberty...
Digitan LOVE
>>543963880Why does she look so smug?
>>543963880Doto wouldn't say this
I fell in love bros
>>543963880smooch
My wife and my daughter
>>543961282its kinda alright!
>>543964153jesus christ, look at the size of her fucking HEAD
>>543964021
>>543964153Cute.
>>543964252Not terrible. Certainly nicer than what mine shits out lately.
We should get serious EVIL Doto (forma de irl prime) instead of her cute post career retirement form
>>543964021They're safe in Fuji's experienced hands.
So-re wa...Te-i-emu Opera OTataeyou Te-i-emu Opera O!Kono yo de motto motsuyoku, utsukushikuKarei na hikari o!Mugen no ai o anata ni moSore ga ou noTe-i-emu Opera O no sadame!Te-i-emu Opeeera O!
retards are really spending 800 hours intensively grinding front runners just so they can get smoked by Gold Ship in their CM finals again
>>543964280rude
Goldship hasn't won a single CM room here since Gemini
>>543964440>opera>look inside>musical
>>543964460>>543964537
Last CM4 room from me95658072>>543963495Result. 2nd Oguri beats the 1st Oguri>>543963679Lol I messed up
>>543964460I love they have neckholes in their pens so they can do shit like this.
>>543963880Doto says this.
There, this should make the "you removed the dance!!!" faggot happy.
>>543964252Seeing stamlets like this makes me wanna bring 2 stam debuffers
The Uma rapes the trainer who talks back to her
I'm a uma IRL
>>543963164Eclipse is the one from whom other great horses got their bigger than normal heart, but baring that factor today's training and the many generations of breeding that improved Thoroughbred over time make modern race horses better
>>543963762My not doing careers tomorrowI borrowed 9* medium three times and didnt get an S spark for 3 strait runs I have 1200 speed and 900 stamina
>>543964926post ears
>>543964902
>>543963876i see your boykiss and raise you a paizuri kiss
oh, wise and powerful /uma/, am i finished with my aces? are these good enough?also, do i run this rudolf as a late or an end? initially it was meant to be an end but i'm really counting on being in 6th or it's a bust.
>>543964902I was going to roll for Cafe because I like her, but after seeing her kit she will be core for my teams.
>>543964926Hope you win BC Journalism
>>543965028Goddamn that Gold Ship would've been god tier even without Med S if it had Iron.
>>543964712>>543963880doto rape
>>543965028>no pump on gold ship>no medium S on gold ship>Can only proc THH if all 3 skills proc, including rng ramp up
How do you calculate required stam + required gold recoveries on any given track? Just umalator and see which numbers work?
>>543963850...in her dreams
The game needs to go full coomer and let you impregnate umas.
>>543965017We just need to convince those other two to wear Fuji's outfit...
Does winning copeful stakes really make your run hopeful??
>>543965297That look on her face terrifies me..
>>543965342The opposite, losing hopeless stakes guarantees the run is hopeless
what if horses were real?
>>543963850I hate this evil debuffer sludge
>>543965342winning hopeful bricks your satsuki sho and derby
>>543964649Still waiting for people to join. 95658072
>>543965472I wouldn't be here
>>543965073she is trashshe is only good in Pisces Cup and that's ither alt however is a strong pick
>>543965472almond kig....
>>543965342YesLosing Juvenile Fillies and Hopeless is a sign run is bricked and I should start highrolling for an Ace
>>543965139>>543965167i figured, given the expected amount of useless debuffers (mine included), that my gold shit is going to position herself out of pump anyway.i'm tired of hunting medium S on her. it won't matter anyway, i'll lose to some shitter oguri at finals cause i got brocked.my THH will hit.
>>543964818why stop at 2
>>543965028>end closer with 1100 stam>late surger with 900 stamWhat is the point?
>1% failure into practice poor
how do i make the grind to 400k points go by faster...i only have 100k left...Im at the limit of my willpower. yes im using the bous card and umas...
>>543965602>highrolling for an Ace>Ace with capital A
>>543965571>check her alt>she becomes an honest racisteeehhh
>>543966021
>>543965979Whats his generation like?
ough fucked up the filename
>>543966021this is yaoi
>>543964952Eclipse would probably be fucking washed today, but there is not a single modern thoroughbred that could compete in Eclipse's time. Eclipse ran in four mile heat races. So he'd have to run a four mile race, rest for 30 minutes, then run another four mile race. Then maybe even run another four mile race, if he hadn't won both of the first. This is not possible for any modern thoroughbred.
>>543966214
>>543966214cute ojisans
>>543964762
>>543966148it's Fraudrolf and Cockball
>>543966148
>>543966214is that mambo or rambo?
>>543966342
>>543966495so many horses not in the game yet ToT
AIEEEE TOP GUN TICKET RUN I NEED AN ADULT
>>543966495>>543966398Any reasons why didnt he appear much in graded races?https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0000124927/
>>543966715you're the adult, right, anon?
>>543966804
>>543966754Race Grading was only introduced to Japan with Rudolf's gen (84 classic)
>>543966804No Nut Nature...
>>543966804this song is about having unprotected sex with Torena
>>543966754That site is incomplete and multiple of the races he participated in aren't listed. If you want a full rundown of his career, read pic related.
>>543966906
>fast learner>charming>great stats>gold inspiration>no groundwork
>>543967414
CM room27195511
>
>>543964034
>>543967138kino
Do you think a 4/1/1 deck with 1 stam and wit card would work with a Brian ace or would it be easier to just do a 4/2 and high roll with wit training?
It's time, which one will I get?
>>543967865I should do a Brian run again, been a while.
>>543967865Do you need wit with Brian? For what?
>>543965881
>You can easily hit 1200/1000/1200 in finals because of Aoharugrim...
Yutaka Take showing ICHIRO that keiba powahhttps://youtube.com/shorts/m9OT23Jik9M
>>543967716sorry danchode I can't get my runs in today I'm busy watching Yesavage job like no tomorrow
>>543968179god shorts are so fucking stupid
>>543967910Spechud
>>543967665Anon's double front won. I'm getting fucked by double front strategy so much I'm really inclined to build a SMaru blocker. Good race though!1st > 2nd > 3rd
>>543967910
I haven't been able to make a single ace for CM4
My uma showing up for Leo finals after spending one day in the hyperbolic time chamber (Aoharu Unity Cup)
>>543968332holy whale decks
>>543967910You know who.
>>543967910mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm taiki
CM room63340337
>>543967910oguri (as in hat)
>what if you just don't get the spark LMAOOAOOAOAMwhat if I fucking chargeback my card you cunt
Chanmi would benefit from being a 4 team race instead of 3It would feel like an actual race and not just some scrimmage between jobbers
>>543967910McFat
>doing oguri parent run>going pretty good, winning races, getting decent trainings and hints>sudden last place in classic year takarazuka kinen>no worries I'll just run it again in senior year>senior year:holy fuck. makes me wish I actually watched those to see wtf happened. don't ask about her wits
>>543968656Sick.
>>543968620I'd rather not have three more bodies to get brocked behind
>>543968620It should be one uma only. Or we could have a relay race where two umas would swap at 50% race completion
>>543968064>Actually lost my Oguri run because she couldn't get enough fans for the Arima Kinen>Had fucking 700 speed and 500 stam/pow and still lost horribly in 4 separate races in the first year.Actually bafflingly horrible luck, I've won Arima with much worse
>>543968620And it should include a 4th trainer making it a 16 umas race.No more freebies just by getting to finals.
>>543963973They looked at each other like this after they got castrated together
>>543968584There's still one spot bros
Twin Turbo is my wife and I plan to get her pregnant...say something nice.
one gold recovery is good enough at 1k stam right? for cm4 obviously
>>543969072I like her shark teeth
Does Xmas Oguri need any specifc ults to function or can i just build a parent based on maxing affinity?
>>543969136Yes, if you can choose between maestro and gourmand/race planner, don't pick maestro.Anything else just pick maestro and you will be fine.
>>543969159u=ma2 and 777 is important for her unique
>>543969072this game has the best cunny
>>543969072when is the wedding?
>>543969072she cant get pregnant
>>543968275Correct!
>>543969239got it thanks
>>543969449WE LOVE YOU CHUDMANDER
>>543969625
Wife City
>>543969354
>>543969375Oguri would eat the skin and the spoon
>>543969682>braided tailThat's so lewd.
>>543968584Double Front wins again. Good race, thanks for joining
>>543968584>Cannot sign-up to run within 15 minutes of the start timeWhy does that rule exist?
>>543965881>also get race fatigue>head to infirmary>cures practice poor>race fatigue activates every turn while we're at it
>>543969682indeed
>>543969804>teio step inherit on red teio>hesitant pace chasersUmazing.
thoughts between agnes and mayano as a pace ace for cm?
>>543969682>>543970034
>>543969804Surprisingly not a whale deck, is anon is here, why Spe? No Halo or Sweep MLB?
I wasn't paying attention during CM1. Was Oguri Cap this dominant? Or is she stronger in CM4?
>>543969682Does she want Shooting for Victory or Let's Pump Some Iron more? Can only pick one
I won Cm3 by making a summer hag in the last dayI’ll win cm4 by speedrunning aoharu
>>543970113Oguri Cap has always been stupid good.
>>543970115Iron on lates.
How do you guys fit racing into your ace runs? Like what are the thoughts that leads to the decision to just race instead of clicking a training?
>For the longest time, though that Inner Post and Outer Post Proficiency did the same thing>Just now noticed they had different icons>Inner gives Wit while Outer gives SpeedWhy would they do this?
>>543970085
>>543970113She's been very good in every CM so far.
>>543970115I'd pump Curren until I'm Shooting for Pregnancy if you know what I mean
>>543970220>that random ass reswhy
>>543969625>>543969681Why are gray umas so cute?
>>543969072So what your saying is that you plan to make her Twins Turbo
>>543970113Oguri Cap is meta on every single CM.Even sprints if you are lucky.>>543970205Lack of rainbows / The race gives something you could use / need fans or SP.
>>543970205I do it when there's barren rainbows and I've had enough good luck to afford it
>>543970306idk i just saved some anons videos after the episode came out
>>543970217Inner needs Wit cause you can get brocked, Outer needs speed cause you need to run more distance.
QoL status?
>>543968584>Her face when the condom breaks
>>543970217Because WIT helps into overtaking (if you're in the inner group you get brocked)SPD helps with racing on the outside as the track is longer that way.
I came back to the game like a week ago and I wanted to ask about some things.How useful is 9* speed spark? is the only 9* I have.Are combined sparks good? Like 3* stamina with 6* powerWhen does the kita black card rerun drop? And the oguri cap alter when?For the next cm, what's an easier team to make?>Ace s Maru + Nice nature debuf + Rudolph or tachyon debuf>Ace goldship + s Maru as kind of a blocker or a secondary ace + nice nature debuf
>>543970113>Was Oguri Cap this dominant?Yeah. Pulse is strong, her growths are good, she has Gourmand in her potentials which means you don't have to rely on Special Chud or use shit like BoFA, and it doesn't get cucked like Go-Home Specialist
>>543970205No rainbows and cards on wit = press witNo rainbows and no cards on wit = race
>>543970197>>543970197>>543970332I see. For some reason I wrote her off because mine wasn't placing well. On the related topic, is Gold Ship weaker in CM4 than in CM1? I'm not seeing her as much in the practice rooms.
What's her problem ?
>>543970636>is Gold Ship weaker in CM4 than in CM1She lost access to Go Home Specialist as the track doesn't have any downhills
>>543970636She's weaker because the track doesn't have a downhill (due to bad coding, will be patched later) so her recovery doesn't work.
>>543969928Nature wouldn't look at (you) like this but god I wish she would
>>543970708shes fat, as in peak
UMABALD when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UesM55cxu-oAre you ready to jam during the next scenario?
havent gotten a groundwork spark above 1, or even groundwork 1 spark on a 3 spark grandparent. ready to kms.
>>543970708
I need a movie focused on Daiwa Scarlet NOW
>>543970708the beast hungers
>>543970491smart falcon isn't this smart
>>543960421I have a SMaru that's similar to this. Uncapped speed but I'm fine with her being at 1188, and I'm slightly over 700 power thanks to Firm Conditions. I also have Focus with Straightaway Recovery. Some and even you might think you're relying on the Focus proc to activate Groundwork. It can. The galaxy brain strategy is you hope Straightaway Recovery procs when the gates open to be your backup means to proc Groundwork and I hope it does us both well, bwo.
>>543970708She just needs her food that's all
yay... i didnt want any anyway
>>543970825>I need a movie focused on VodkaFTFY
>>543969241Does that mean we should prepare a 3* Tachyon and Fuku right now?
>>543970825We know, Vodka
>>543970996that's what the jpman recommended
Started a week after the welcome event ended so I don't have the F2P Speed Special Week card, when am I gonna be able to buy it? I'm tired of every guide recommending gourmand.
>>543970996if you want, I guess
Belno sex
>bourbon>late start>SOMEHOW got BROCKED as front and was behind everyonebros...........
>>543970332>>543970350>>543970631How often do you guys take single rainbows over racing?
>>543970609the 9* speed is fine, but people have been branching out to focusing more on skill/aptitude sparks now that the game has been out longer and are willing to take a few losses in stat sparks. hybrid stats are fine, the combinations are all linear. check uma.moe for banner forecasts. smaru is the hardest to build on both and will be the bottleneck. blocker might be slightly easier since you can technically just drop stats and still have a chance at blocking.
Delicious
>>543968356same
>>543970996she has 777 innate
>>543971574pitasan
You guys wouldn't betray your imouto by lewding her would you?
>>543968356you and me bothi'm debating just throwing in taurus aces
>>5439706099* isn't exactly bad, but isn't as useful as 9* power or stamina because you will always have more SPD card on your deck. Still useful for sureI don't see why not, as long it's 9* totalKita rerun will most likely come at the end of the year, and XGuri next yearBuilding a good ace SMaru is proving to be an insane task, not sure you have enough time considering you just came back to the game, and even so double Fronts is showing to be the best strategy for a front Ace so you need to have double the effort, the second option is just easier, a few lates like SummerSpe and Ryan are also showing good results.
>>543968356My Seiun runs have been ass but I just got a blessed City after switching over to her so I'm set at least
>>543971807none of the aces you train now will matter for finals anyway, so don't stress too hard about it
>>543971278im afraid
uma pussy
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>543971786she's a VILLAIN not my sister
>>543971990I got 3d avatar ERPing out of my system at 13 years old on DarkRP
>>543971776Best outfit of the game, no contest
>>543971937I think sex with Twin Turbo would lead to you both collapsing from exhaustion
>>543971786THAT disgusting creature is NOT my imouto!
I've been watching videos of the races from the 90s and goddamn McQueen is huge, almost as big as Gold Ship. Why is her uma design so small?
>>543971087who's jpman?>>543971647>innate 777oh good I don't have a fuku
>>543971937Drinking Double Nitro's sweat from her stuffy latex bodysuit...
>>543971786I didn't get her onsen ticket yet so until that day she will still be my imouto
Anyone running Taiki for CM4? Or ran her in CM1?How well does she perform?
>>543971937>>543972129Canonically, and explicitly referred to by (you) in her character story as a masochistThat's outright said to be the reason why she runs the way she does
>>543971990my avatar reflects my irl likeness
>>543972271Her unique is sought after this time around, so I imagine she's pretty good if built for medium.I'm making her one of my aces but haven't really tested the ones I've made so far.
just use one of the umas you built for CM1
>>543972187>I don't have a fukuis this like literally your first week playing or
>>543972379Almond Eye canon trainer...
look at this fucking thing
>all club members are doing 1 run a dayDANCHOU DO SOMETHING TO MOTIVATE US
Sniff
>>543972504
>>543972483I've been playing since launch and have bought every star I see and am still only half way to Tachyon 3 starthe gacha taketh and the gacha taketh
>>543972178Cygames thought it was funnier to make her a slim girl who loves to stuff herself
>>543972271She has no stamina skills so you need to reach like 950 minimum as a pace chaser so a single maestro can be enough
>>543972068This is how they lewd the horses within their limitations
>>543972595Are you using your goddess statues? Buying stars in the store is ridiculously inefficient, basically a waste of gold
uh ok then
>>543972178same reason kitsan was a brick but is tiny
>>543972068PITS
>>543971937Sex with double jets
>>543971786I have her permission to post whatever I want.
>>543972694I haven't needed to run her ever so noJust pointing out that passive accumulation can be slow
>>543972715well I do like a sick girl
>>543971278Belno wouldn't do this.
>>543972068Dia is so lucky
>>543972731Pits?
>>543972595Same, I want 3* tachyon and I'm still really far despite playing since launch. I don't even have Bakushin at 3*
I'm not a big fan of the government.
>next potential level wants spring tenno sho banners
>>543972870 What the FUCK is wrong with you?
>>543972916Just run Golshi or Scarlet, free wins
What's her problem?
>>543972439Full ult seems good, but I'm afraid it's too late to get a big advantage over uma's proccing inherited Pump+SFV. >>543972657Yeah that's what I'm afraid of. It's also even harder for me because I don't have the welfare Special Week card for Gourmand.
>>543972916The best excuse to play Rice Shower
>>543972657why not get one of the pace golds alongside maestro? even through they're both agemasen
>>543972870Government's have fans...? How do they farm them?
>>543972982whats the purpose of keeping the palette on the drawing
>>543972271I've tried once so far and it didn't go too well but I might keep trying cause Gourmand and Race Planner are easy to get
>>543973045God, these two are so hot.How long until Dream Journey?
Thinking quite hard about this
>indo hours>suddenly the goon posting increases tenfoldhmmmmmmm nooticing
why are the search filters OR instead of AND? I've never wanted to search my veterans for one with either a stamina spark or some other random 3 star
>>543972870Of course the glowies are trying to get into horse racing
>>543973000>>543973038I actually forgot about Spe, I really hate that card but it can work out. Power Daiwa has the major problem of being a power card, but yeah that's an option. At the very least you can bring down to 850 if you have 1 gold + 2 whites
>>543973345are you gay?
>>543964280That's more space for my massive cock in her mouth.
>>5439732743 years or so I think(?)
Umamonogatari
>5 infirmary visits and night owl isn't curedWhat's the percent chance on this stupid shit mechanic?
>>543969853>Acupuncturist>"Time to win">Fails>>5439736415 to 10% chance of it doing nothing
>>543973641>praying to shiraoki at the shrine to cure itngmi bwo
>>543973279It's something I think about a lot, bro.
I can’t believe we will have to wait 8 years for Stay Gold.
>>543970491Which of course makes no sense since speed only matters for late-race
>>543973425I've been trying to work out how to best get Taiki over the stam requirement while also maximizing her power.I'm trying to use stam parents + Creek (mostly summers) to hit okay stamina and then I guess Daiwa for race planner even though she's not great otherwise. I hit just under 800 stam + 2 golds on a recent run so I think it's doable.
my retarded Daiwa has lost two debuts in a row and im ready to scrap the run now
What did she mean by this?Is she in estrous? Is she asking Torena to umapyoi and make little umalets with her?
>>543973992it's a trap, don't go!
just realised this is the age of dojikko banners
FUCK special chud career, my first mcqueen turned put to be better + no brainfuckery with winning races
>>543973992>He skipped Air Groove's career despite having her as the main woman
>>543973992She wants to become Wife Groove
>>543973992she will mark you
>>543974131I have it set to random.Torenas have no rights, we belong to whatever Uma decides to take us that day.
>if a run doesn't get capped speed it's worthless, regardless of anything else you getI'm really gonna do it
>>543973889That sounds like it can work out. If possible try to add Redshift just for consistency
I posted this awhile back and got Suzuka from my 3* ticket, should I run her or Scarlet for Virgo Cup? Resplendent Red Ace helps keep position for A&S but Suzuka does have innate Concentration for Groundwork green help and Unrestrained to help hold a lead after A&S. Then again, I could just run both but I'm not super confident that they won't both get blown up by S!Maru (my third is going to be Late Biwa, gotta bring my oshi)Also got Biwa to 4* thanks to the transfer request since then
>>543973345You're right, good thing I'm tired and I can simply skip the thread
>>543974125>Calm and Collectedbrick
>>543974370Maybe you can be 50-100 pts away from 1200 if you also got Med S and right handed, but it's a case by case thing.
Fuck Nature
>>543974279Teio wouldn't act like this.>>543974274Air Groove wouldn't act like this.
there are literally faggots in this thread
>>543974370It do be that way. Maybe if you're front and can secure a big lead you can get away with it which will work against like 80% of the playerbase. But against people who actually bought skills and know how to get skill points, you lose.
>>543974550WHAT!?
>>543974370you could get away with uncapped speed in other CM's but the fact that the hidden stat threshold is speed this time means you need to squeeze as much speed as possible from all sources.
>>543974538she did
Maruzensky fucks dolphins
Hello, there doesn't seem to be much McQueen love here.
>>543974963Whatever noise dolphins make is the noise I'm making right now
>>543972557
>>543975005liar
dolphins would be terrified of umas they're like humans but they can't be dragged back to their rape caves
>>543974375yeah i have Maruzensky as a parent so no worries there, I just hope putting Daiwa in place of one of my better power cards (either Hishiama or 1LB Vodka) won't hurt too much.
>"gee trainer I just feel like I'm always third best, I can never measure up to teio's character energy"I HAVE MADE YOU AN UNDEFEATED TRIPLE CROWN UMAMUSUMETEIO DIDN'T EVEN PLACE THE LAST TIME YOU FACED HERYOU ARE THE MONSTER AT THE END OF THE TRACKGET AHOLD OF YOURSELF JESUS CHRIST
>>543975005res too highmaking things a lot more difficult by forcing 60 on toponly 3.37mb
>>543975005the Mcqueen's love hour starts in 4 hours
>>543975036oguri cheeks
>>543974963Maruzensky fucks men at Bubblyland
>>543964926Post hooves or get raped
>>543975187yea, me
>>543975098
>>543974380virgo will be shit, there's no reason to worry about it. mile mcqueen can actually beat summer maruzensky, the only problem is you have to get a pink spark to get mile to A and win the spring tenno sho while running a mile build.
marrying Mr. Sega's daughter
>open novel section of pixiv>uma musume is consistently popular tag>strange because it's the only gacha game popular on novel while other gacha shit like HSR and BA never made it to novel top tags like they do in illustration tags>and the rest of popular tags on novel section are either yumejoshi stuff or yaoi shit>open inside>turns out Uma porn fics are running rampant, because for some reason the umapyoi police and the yakuzas are fine as long as it's not a uma porn drawing
>golshi for easy wins and easy training>ryan for 6th place gambling>rudolf for hybrid dominator>nature for debuffsWhich one anons, I already have front and pace ace.
>>543965472Did they cut down Eiffel Tower for the umas? A worthy sacrifice
>>543975368Golshi or Ryan if you want to actually win.Rudolf if you want to half-ass it.Nature if you're retarded.
>>543975368I guess Rudolf if I had to pick
>>543975345I'm surprised this is not something of common knowledge, some uma artist even take inspiration from those novel to draw their art
>>543975345too bad no one can read nip
>>543975345>that tachyon locking the doorI'm not surprised that most of them are about rape and femdom
>>543969682Canonically one of the most beautiful male horse ever to race in graded
>>543975005My love for her is twisted. I need her fat.
>>543974370I have Medium S and 20 points away from capped speed and have been winning fairly regularly in random rooms. I dunno what you're doing wrong anon
>>543975345Cyjews literally don't care as long as they or the horse owners don't see itThey only made that rule to cover their own ass
>got Doto on my first pullwe're literally fated partners the marriage is next week, only some of you are invited
>>543975905Only if you can get her bully route ending.
>>543975098At some point it starts to feel less like an underdog story and more like an Uma unintentionally mocking her fellow uma's best efforts... maybe she is deserving of her "Evil" title after all...
>>543975795So not only is the fatass of the Mejiro family ruining her own diet, she tries to tempt others as well? Real classy of you, McQueen.
>>543971278Have sex
>>543975330If that was the case why didn't anyone run McQueen for Cancer Cup?
Is Nishino Flower 16?
>>543975795literal landwhale
Beautiful male (teen)
>>543976113NTA, i tried but winning tenno sho under 500 stamina is not worth the effort and clocks should be easier with aoharu hai
>>543976069only with flat chested umas
>>543976150iirc, she's the youngest one in the equivalent of primary school so she's like 12 at most
>>543972586She cute
Why does the Fuku right handed event show up in every run, but the Marvelous Hanshin racecourse never does? Fuku is always there for me and she always gives me the energy and the mood up.
Hi Im new i managed to complete GS career mode on my first day yesterday. is that usual or was i extra lucky?
>Got Hot Springs ticket with Maruzensky>Run goes well and got the event>Next run with Goldship goes to shit
Meisho......DOTO!
>>543976346What's your deck?
>>543975345wait, don't tell me that Neichafag that wrote a wall text the other day about that abusive version of Neicha translate it from there
>>543976349>get Hot Springs ticket with Daiwa>lose at the Arima Kinen>next run I get The GOAT with her as Front Runner while doing Derbyit happens
>>543975005I LOVE MEJIRO MCQUEEN
>>543976310Because chain events are way more likely to appear than the random normal events retardbro
>>543976346Depends on your deck. With all the carats new player gets, it shouldn't be difficult as day 1 players. If you didn't roll cards then yes you got lucky.
>>543976013Every career that has Suzuka as a rival ends up like that. They just have to glaze her like she's the third coming of Christ and ruin the career story.
>>543975005she is my CM4 ace, what more do you want from me
>>543976396Why does she have rinnegan
>>543976650Fukuchads would never>casually tells suzuka to have a long happy life right before tenno autmn
Sex with wife uma
>>543976861I cry every time
what happened to the club banner anon
>>543976650Yeah but Suzuka is hot so it makes sense when they glaze her
>>543977020I ate himhe is no more
>>543977156I wanna glaze her beautiful AA chest
I should be able to borrow an ENTIRE deck from my friends
>>543976396Doto......RAPE!
>>543976650The heart wants what the heart wants
>>543977334The game is a system designed to make you pay to win, umadacchi.
>>543977346you cant she isnt race ready yet ToT
Uma Uma Uma Uma!
>>543975345just read a couple of them and it's pretty obvious that most of them are made by women that somehow enjoy role playing as umas that get to fuck their trainers? man nip women are more fucked up than I thought
>>543977558
>>543977558nice soundpost
>>543977225Oguri...
I love my wife (uma) and daughters (uma) [autistic]
>>543977334you will borrow from the green woman and you will be happy
Once again, asking deck suggestions for Summer Maru and maybe Summer Spe.
>want to set Uma to main in the home screen>but then she never shows up in the background and you can't see all her conversationsThe eternal conundrum
>>543977942have you tried having MLB Kitasan?
>>543978014One can hope that she'll come in the free 10 pulls right?
>>543977789I will borrow the green woman's sloppy horse pussy and I will be happy
>>543977610Damn nip women are crazy based.
>>543977610>Maybe to others it’s just his job as a trainer >But I can’t see it that way>I don’t want to see it that way>Because deep down, I wish that every little thing he does comes from affection… for me>But he’s my trainer>And I’m his trainee>He’s an adult, a working professional>Even if we’re not that far apart in age, that line, his sense of responsibility, keeps him in checkThis is a fragment from a trainer x cafe novel, I think they enjoy the taboo part of a "student" and "teacher" relationship
>>543978118you can certainly hope (as in hopeful stakes)
>>543975098 (me)Okay nevermind that's the first of my Xmas Oguri grandparents sorted. slap one of those future spark upgrades on the blue when they come out and she's sortedI'm sorry for being mean Nature, you're always number one in my heart
forbidden love <3
>>543976440That’s my grandma delete this!!
>>543977942>no creek>MLBs are wit cardsbwo you should skip this CM or go open leaguewith that being said,eishin flash, sweet tosho, cafe, tazuna, king halo, creek (borrow) use that on any runners you have but don't get your hopes up
Guys I'm thinking of using a shock collar on my uma when training. I think I can prevent Night Owl by lightly shocking her every time she tries to stay up late. You think it will work?
>>543977610This isn't just a nip woman thing this is basically a super common thing when it comes to women who play Uma Musume. I know someone who's favorite horses are the ones she can see herself being the easiest and she'll have fantasies and stories of herself being rambunctious and rebellious until a strong worthy trainer comes along and corrects her behavior and helps her obtain victories in all the G1 she'd ever hope to race in.
>>543978224I wish I knew japanese...
HIP HIP MUN!
Do you NEED groundwork if you're running pace?
>>543977789What kind of rental deck would Tazuna provide?
TRAINEES DESERVE HEADPATS
>>543978559Anon this is very lewd.
>>543975345I found good stuff there, like> Uma will marry your trainer in the future but only if they are chosen to sing Menishuki
>>543978625>heavy petting with Fuku
>>543978286kek
>>543978224the dream journey ones are really really fucked up, I don't recommend them
>>543978527No, only Fronts NEED groundwork because they need to get ahead early
>>543978625Cute!
>>543978408are whales this fuckin retarded? i won all A cms as f2p with just the same 5 cards pretty much - mlb halo/flash/sweep/marvelous
>>543978307spark upgrades are literally years away, anon
i'm burning down a building for each useless hint narita brian gives, just give me medium corners/straights
I'm going to rape Dia.
>>543978607it's not the best because all of the cards have been le powercrept by now but it's better than nothing
>>543978790>winning Finals A CMs without the help of a Kitablack MLB I would kneel if real.
>>543978607They suck for pvp but at least allow you to play the game
>>543978814Since they did the free pulls for the half anni I choose to be delusional about cygenerous
>>543978625
>>543978464like the makween self inserter with the kpop trainer?
>>543978875>Raping an Uma Keep on dreamimg buddy
I'm done running Summer Maru, Mihono Bourbon, and Silent Susie. I'm running Bakushin until Aoharu
>>543978938>All the rental decks have Kitasan Black speed SSRJesus I guess everyone wasn't kidding about it being MLB Kita or bricked
>>543978875I can always tell when it's brown country hours when the ugly bastard porn addict posts start flooding in
>>543978224is that the one where she fills her trainer's water bottle with her "juices"?
>>543979150that kitasan is shit by the time the rental decks come out it's beyond power crept.
>>543979120>I'm doneSame.
>>543979003Essentially except she's the Uma instead of the trainer.
>>543979229Yeah
>>543979229>she fills her trainer's water bottle with her "juices"?
>>543978875Yeah right, prepare your anus
>>543978924obviously i borrowed kita for taurus/cancer and creek for gem. I also only make with borrows - point is doesn't matter if you don't believe me, anons available cards are PLENTY good to hit A finals for decent trainer
>>543978464Damn (some) women who play Uma Musume are crazy based.
wait are you telling me there are women in /uma/?
SMACK
>>543976013Like a mystifying murmur, living rent-free in their heads, breaking them down with persistent doubt.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA I WANT TO SEX DIA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>543978924you don't need kitablack bwo
>>543979557Trainer-san wouldn't say this out loud.
>>543978559This Teio cunny post is fine, but I get a warning for thisJanny tranny suck my cock faggot
>>543979648Trainer-san would be arrested for saying this out loud
>>543979621>1:31.3Yeah just get insanely lucky to get the weakest room in existence jesus christ.
>>543978924This is what won me Taurus Platinum
>>543979527how did you reach to that conclusion?
>>543979557
>>543979621Piggu!
>>543979725All because of that damned green woman
>>543979621I have never hit almost-cap speed with just 3 speed cards, even on umas with speed boons. Am I just not trying enough runs for a high-roll?
haven't ever gotten this many before, too fucking bad missed groundwork tho
>>543979527>>543979756all the ningen women shills make me think aoi is here with us
>>543979683I can see areolas and nipple slip
>>543979746I would say it was Golshi that won you Taurus platinum but that's good work with what you got.
>>543978527it could be helpful in the 1/100 chance your lobby has no fronts so you can secure the promotion but with everyone and their mom training them now that isn't as likely as the earlier CMs
>>543977942A collage of some SMaru;s that won a CM4 test room
>>543979860That's a LONG list of sparks, anon. Congrats. Careful to not burn yourself with them.
>>543979746This won me Gemini Platinum also she had a 10% win rate
>>543979648Incorrect, I would say this outloud in my bedroom, alone
>>543979860>missed groundworkThis is a late nigga grandparent if I ever saw one.
>>543978924I did it in both Taurus and Gemini, and I beat a whale in Gemini as well
>>543979860>11 whitesVery nice, now what about Paul Allen's sparks?
>>543980171>2 star bluegreat grandparent
>>543979787>no MLB SSRs save for a borrowed SSR Oguri>pigthis is why Rudolf says you're retarded
>all those f2pGODs winning platinum with shit decksGod fucking dammit. Good for you guys but I'm still annoyed.
>>543978479dude, there are AI pages to tl
I JUST GOTTA NOT FUCK IT UP
>>543980253We humblebragging now?
>>543980457If you work hard you can win too
>>543980395Squeal some more!
>>543978924I got Cancer platinum with my gutsmaxxed King Halo
I've gotten Tissues on every fucking run today, what the fuck is this bullshit
>>543980552How? She's not catching up to the fronts with that speed.
>>543980457genuinely it's all luckyou have to get a good run then also get the right matchup. a guy who did one run a day can bumble his way to platinum in the same breath as the 1000 run groundwork spark farmer
>>543978224>the schizo horses were for the female audience all alongwoah....
>>543980604>First 5 rests are night owls with mood downToday the game is quite salty.
>>543980525Gotta make the parent farming feel like it's worth it somehow right?
>>543980852I had that last week and now this week is tissues apparently
>>543980457A lot of people will talk about Distance S or certain inherited uniques. Nobody wants to talk about how you can ignore all of that and win just by getting lucky, because that's lame
>>543980768being extremely lucky with late surger gambling>4 late (3 being mine)>4 pace>1 frontproc'd pump+left+red shift early
>>543980231Taurus Cup too, along with my lack of Cancer Gold/Plat because I got railed by frontrunners
>>543980897>because that's lameTop notch japanese game design!
>>543980552guts CHAD
>>543980552I kneel gutsGOD
>>543978924You can win platinum finals without kitasan
>>543980457Game will always get harder to whale to victory especially since non jpn knows the future>>543980897Luck is a skill of it's own
Zombies are real in Gerumany
Bingo complete in 15 spins, a new record
>>543981435lies, ghosts are far worse than zombies, at least you can kill a zombie
>>543981521I lied, just got bingo in 10. Umazing
>>543981563Zombie hands typed this!
>>543980457Umamusume is a luck game. That F2Pgod Oguri with below average deck but whale stats is still impressive to me.
>Roll the perfect Brian stats and skills>No Med SEvery single fucking time with this dogshit game, it feels so fucking rare to get even with 6 of them and high affinity.Guarantee the next dogshit run I get I'll see multiple Med S procs
>>543981642I've never even hit pity once, the wheel for this event is cracked or something. I've had multiple 10-15 spin bingos
>>543981864You don't need med S to win
When is CM time I'm getting bored of farming, I need the test now sensei.
There is nothing more beautiful and healthy than the relationship between an uma and a loving torena.
>>543982146why do you ask a question you can find the answer to in three seconds
>>543981986I hit pity for all 3 of the support cards and at least 1 more
>>543980492>King Halo suddently decides she wants to stay in guts for more than half of the game >Fail a 5 level 17% triple rainbow I think I dislike training Maru
Is it me or Daiwa's event chain is so fucking hard to proc, it's incredibly rare for me to even get to the 2nd chain. I've only get to learn Race Planner only once
Come test your umas!130549171305491713054917
>>543982203uma hands typed this
>run 20 SMaru careers trying to make an ace>get groundwork with 10+ sparks maybe 1/4 of the time>try making a medium Taiki and get groundwork off 5* groundwork sparks on the first tryYou can't tell me there isn't some secret code to make everything as bullshit as possible in this game
>>543978464>>543977610>women are actually insanely basedtf?
>>543982620>You can't tell me there isn't some secret code to make everything as bullshit as possible in this gameyes, that's called affinity bonuses
>>543982572instructions unclear, submitting a single Urara
>>543979229>>543978224source for the novel?
>>543982696Urara is so cute and breedable.
>>543982572oyakodon
>>543982564you have too many SSR cards and they're all fighting over your events
>>543980028>an actually helpful postI hope I don't come off as schizophrenic but sometimes posting dumb time-wasting questions over and over again works.
>>543982771nvm, found ithttps://www.pixiv.net/novel/show.php?id=16859890
>>543982572Oguri Capu is strong...
Just started a week ago, I know this run is shit but I'm proud of it
>>543978895I mean if you're new you would start out with URA finals anyways and those fully LB decks work just fine.
>>543981783when i see it i always get a little envy because i have better cards and have never seen even a score above 13k on my umas
>>543982865Schizo
>>543983084every time I see Doto I get the urge to pull her ahoge
>>543983084Good job anon!Reminder you can look up friend codes to borrow a stronger parent/better cards
>>543982830How do whales handle ssr overcrowding?
>>543980768>>543981028This is what hitting the jackpot looks like for late surgers
>motivated to grind more ace runs>out of borrows
ARE WE GETTING A SEQUEL TO A NEW ERA?!LETSS FUCKING GOOOO
>>543983084It took me a few weeks to finally beat URA with Bakushin. You're going to be just fine.
i havent even seen swinging maestro in like five runs this game hates me
>>543975345>the third most popular uma novel is about having lovey dovey sex with Ayabe
God I love Brian she's so cool
>>543983194Wish I knew, but for some of the whale decks on practice rooms I often see 2 SR + 4 SSR, I rarely see full 6 SSR decks and most of them involve Tazuna
What's the bare minimum for skills to make smaru work?I have to stick to Open League because I'm too shit to make anything above B+
>>543982572Medium S diff I think but good race
>>543983147>>543981783The other alternative is admitting there is actually some skill to selecting which of 5 buttons to press and you can get gud at it. I don't think anyone sane will claim that.
>>543975345>found one where Dasca rapes her trainerlet's go! thanks for sharing this anon
>>543983470anything that procs her ult.you can probably be OK without groundwork but i would try to aim for either groundwork or tail held high just to have something going on. tail held high is probably easier cause it overlaps with her ult package.
>>543983470swinging maestro, 777 or restless, and groundwork+the requisite greens to activate it
>>543983470For open league stats are more important than skills. Skills can raise your uma above B rank. Maybe a gold recovery and angling and scheming / red shift
>>543983470groundwork set, one recovery, try to keep your unique at lv1
I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna run 5 speed cards and I'll keep spamming speed after it caps to get more power
>>543983523Training optimization does play a role, but it's codependent with luck.
>>543983470You may want 2 recoveries because you don't want to miss your ult because you failed a check with 250 wit. 777 is slightly cheaper than moxie and you can actually get hints for it so I would go with that.
Bwos, get your spark farming in now, I took all the bad luck to get the most absolute low roll you can get, you should be clear.
I hate this general and everyone in it.
>>543984017I hate me more than you do
>>543984017
>>543983523There certainly is but for high rolls you have to take risks like that triple rainbow on 35% failure chance and be ok with know the run is over if you fail and get double mood down.
>>543983523Strangely enough the beginning part of some fan farming video I watched gave me a better sense of how to prioritize friendships/facilities. I got a few high rolls the other day just by incorporating that but, of course, today with the exact same deck + strategy, I only got low rolls.
>>543983675getting unique levels absolutely kills low scores and having to work out how to deliberately throw races is turning me off from trying open leaguebut I also can't build shit for graded
>>543984017>I hate this general and everyone in it.>Self-hating faggotEvery time!
>>543984017bwo...
>>543981986i go into pity all the time and the repeats are all shoes... hate it here
When are they adding the lost Uma?
>>543984017Now look what you have done
>>543980028sick race planner maru
>>543983470For Open League you should take a golden recovery, A&S and some early or mid race skill. Playtime's Over is probably the best option, but you can also take early lead if your power is particularly low (below 600)
GET FUCKED, I STOLE (your) MARUZENSKY
>>543984115When I realized that you need to click on higher priority training more often over nearly everything else it opened up runs for me.A lot of the time I can hit 600 speed by first summer with a nearly lvl 5 speed training and that lets me sit and wait for good speed rainbows for the rest of the run.
>>543984250Once they find her.
>>543984447Doto wouldn't do this.
>>543984017relax bro, have a Sapporo
>>543984542Alternatively.
One more test room before bed382276253822762538227625
marriage with dantsu
The next uma posted is my wife.
>>543984754
>>543984787fuck you
>>543984537Doto is a slut
>>543984838You're welcome!
Just had the greatest fumble of a smaru run>THH>groundwork with 3 greens>S turf AND distance>Enough sp to pick up all the skills>>>>>>>>>>1000/600/600 statlineId even fucking take the stamlet if the speed fucking capped aaaaaaaaaaaaAlso, do you guys take radio nikkei sho always, or do you skip it for say, a double or more rainbow
>>543965571Her original outfit is cooler
>another run where I get good stats before summer and suddenly all the rainbows disappeari'm noooticing
Luckshitting Maru may have been a curse in disguise
238 stamina is apparently not enough for sprinters
>>543984961Worst Koihime.
> Got the cool epitethAight I guess this is the Brian I'm running, it's pretty decent
>>543985139Yeah it's around 450 I believe
>>543984120I managed to win open finals last CM while having lv3/4 unique skillI'd just hold off on grabbing more than a few skills before the finals start and use a calculator. Only problem is when I couldn't quite match a skill to a machine translation and pick a lower point value skill and end up with a B+https://umsatei.com/
>>543985179Besides>>>Killer TunesIt's basically perfect. Nice work.
>>543978924This is my Cancer A winner without a MLB Kitasan
Welcome to Bubblyland, motherfucker
>4 speed cards
>>543985217I learned it the hard way after watching my Bakushin sink like a rock in TTs
>>543982023it actually feels more important on leo course than the last 3 honestly
>>543984017Where's the Cheval Grand pic?
>>543985057Yes, you can use her alt to be competitive and swap in her original race wear to look badass
>>543984447I still mostly prioritize friends but I can hit speed5 by start of year 3. I'll try your method when the overall seed improves.
>>543981864>even with 6bruh
Yesterday I managed to build this Ryan with my shitter cards
>>543985130is this that SEA meme?https://youtu.be/gJKOj4GkAx8>inb4 le vtumorsstfu faggot its just a funny clip
>sickI guess that means it's time to read that doujin again.
>>543984838queeryou should feel grateful
>>543985930I'm not a SEAfag I just think the memes are funny
>>543985930Ironically, vtubers got me invested in the game too much to the point I dropped vtubers
>>543985675FAUK all my Fuku runs have been glue today
sometimes i want to beat to death whoever decided the infirmary should fail at curing conditions
>>543985930Yes, it's a SEA meme.
>>543985930>vturd>SEAturdInseparable
>>543985482There is an English version of umamusume rating calculator. It's easily searchable. Copy the scriptless version of the google sheet. Because it's google sheet, it's more easy to edit: you just press tab to go to the next cell.
>>543985482You could just use gametora as cross reference. Just use the japan server and leave ignore global unchecked.
>>543986075>make the "safe" button have a chance of screwing you over and giving a debuff>make the recovery button have a chance of failingWhy did they do this?
>>543986075It gets improved to never fail on the 2nd anny
well this sucks, got no luck with 4 speed cards and rainbowsi have gourmand and swinging maestro available, should i got with both or pick gourmand?
>>543985130tittyfucking this uma
>>543986064Are you me?
>>543986216night owl is actually the dumbest fucking design choice in this game
>>543986256Nah, go again, if you can't cap speed on the speed uma don't botherMedium S too
>>543986216Still can't beat getting slacker right before summer.
Why does Ryan get a mood down every other turn, fail every 9% and get slacker every run
>>543986513low estrogen
>>543985030I always go for Radio Nikkei Sho, unless my stats are dogshit and I get a feeling that double or even triple rainbow will be the best opportunity I get those stats. One run it was, I went for the triple rainbow, only ever got 3 other turns like that again, ended with under 1100 speed, it sucked but I had to aim for the cap.
>>543985849That looks pretty useless image to post out of context without the assumptions made about affinity being on the picture, since that doesn't looks like it's base rates.
>>543986513low testosterone
>>543986314If the game also got you to start running again a bit, then yeah I think so
>>54398503075 skill points is too big to pass.
>>543986513I had no problems with Ryan, SuMaru is gonna be the death of me
>>543986847from milking all your cum?
>>543986414sigh, guess i'll do, thx
Do you guys think Dia would let me eat her ass if I asked?
>>543986513she hates trainers with low testosterone
>>543986983why would you want sloppy seconds after me
>>543986907I wish, she's moody as fuck, gets multiple Night Owls and incredibly unrealiable to win races despite being a front
>>543986983>>543987071Don't eat out Dia's ass. She has been instructed to not wash out my cum.
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>543986983Only if you are her trainer
>>543987104On top of the fact that she's really fucking picky when to comes to inspirations
>>543987206Rudolf would never say this
>>543986983sorry anon daiwa is mine i told her to not wash her ass after running
>>543987206Says the retard...
>+80 speed +70 power training in summer (20% uma power bonus)Power bonus on speed cards is so good, wish there was more of them
*tyrone biggums scratch*any of ya'll got 150k event points???
>>543987449Anon?
It’s funny that my accidental Gold city career run is winning me races in public lobbies.
>>543987632>Power bonus on speed cards is so good, wish there was more of themnot having MLB king halo is genuinely bricking my account
>>543988034same except sweep tosho
>>543987965黙れ
>>543988034I'd like Halo more if her smug face stopped ruining my training plans
>>543987965Total flatliner death!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>543987965doxxing cunt
>>543988173
>>543987965mf's hate a surveillance state until it benefits them
>>543987965When is my oshi coming out? I have been saving
What's Oguri's IQ?
>>543988316-999999999999999999
holy fucking whale
>>543988316oguri cap/160
>>543988316Same as Bakushin
>>543988459its not whale until they have an mlb SSR thats not an obvious BIS thing like kitasan or super creek
>>543988316Same as her weight (100)
>>543988459Needs 3MLB non-welfare SSRs to be the sea creature.
>>543988459human rights cards, could be reroller. If you see something other than those at MLB it's an oinker
>>543987449Sorry Anon but that’s my sweaty ass to eat
>>543988643>>543988572>>543988761nta, the "im not a whale" whale larpers out in force tonight.
Am I fucked if I make this my team for Leo?
There is nothing wrong with being a whale, get a job.
>struggling to build umas better than my day 1 test ace runsfucking hell it's actually over.
>CM5 (grand)parent run>get hints for and buy 10 out of 12 skills I want>hit the 600 thresholds in the stats I want>win every single relevant G1 and URA>these are the sparksThis game is a real mood killer sometimes
>>543987965evil scheme to polarize global uma against a sweet little girl so that we have visceral intuitive negative reactions merely to her appearance.
Is on your left worth the trouble for this cm or nah
i would whale hard if i could just win on the stock market but alas
>>543988939least retarded dotoposter
>>543988860a real whale has some random af shit that no f2p would roll on like mlb Biko Pegasus or mlb Kawakami Princess in their own kit (non borrow)
>>543979530Sexdonna
>>543988991I love her! She helps you identify and kick flatliners scumbags.
You guys keep calling me retarded, but I'm smarter than you losers who play video games all day and spend money on pngs.
>>543988991I could never hate my cute keiba wife
>>543989106i will have sex with you
>>543989106shut up retard
I'm not a whale I only bought the limited time packs and the monthly pass
>>543988939Based and employed dotoposter
Anyone knows of a parent I could borrow for a Naishu Nee-san debuffer?
All of you are whales
>>543989065whale cope is always so weird. Tf is wrong with your brain? If someone has mlb kita+creek+uma there's a 99% chance they are not a luckgod and have instead dropped several hundred on the game you self-hating faggot
>>543989191i've only spent like $3k on this game so far
>>543989272No. I enjoy not spending on this kusoge.
Can a wit card act as a stand in for speed card on a 0% speed growth uma? Thinking of doing 3 speed/1 stam/2 wit or maybe 2 stam 1 wit. I have no good 4th speed card, but for some reason my account seed is blessed with multiple MLB SR wit cards.
>>543989106your bangs are on point therefore i am forced to agree
would i still be a whale if i use scambucks that i got from the steam marketplace?
>>543985930loud as fuck keyboard
>>543989256There is one guy in my club that has some sick parent with tons of debuffs on the legacy
What the fuck is this retard doing
>>543989409Yes>>543989342You're a whale in spirit, hoarding your pride in not spending money>>543989417loud keyboard == whale
>>543989423*waiting for you to post*
>>543989006If you're 6th+ you might as well go with Pump. Sure you can stack them but Cancer Cup taught me that putting all your skill points into accel makes you much less adaptable to the situation.
>>543989305just buying basic shit like the limited carrot packs is not really whaling, otherwise whaling has no meaning
>>543985930it wasn't a funny clipit started with obnoxiously loud keyboard noises
>>543989439Indirect kisses with Cafe by stealing from her coffee mug.
>>543989409based knifeshorter
The next uma posted in this thread is everyone's wife.
>>543987449Bwo your dyslexia...
WHITE WHALEHOLY GRAIL
>>543989587diaslexia
>>543989417i don't watch her but think shes a massive kb autist w/ like a dozen. some of them like having loud mech kbs
>>543989491What is there to gain from helping others (You)?
>>543989106Life is pain
>>543989554look at what you've done
>>543989676im just gonna sleep for 2 years
I fucking hate the Daiwa card, she won't ever show up her last chain event. Is 3 SSR cards really that too much?
>>543989345Are you doing this for Leo Cup? I can't get enough Stamina and Power with that setup. Granted only did one run with it on Oguri Cap with 2 speed/1 stam/3 wit.
>>543989715global servers will be dead
>>543989676>December 2027
>>543988921Looks better than most people's teams
>>543989517nigga i have 1lb kita and no creek, thats what the daily carat pack is gonna get you on average when will you larpers learn?
>>543983186I'm too proud
>>543987965
>>543989668>TachyonshitterNevermind. I'll figure out something on chronogenesis
>>543983084Show deck.
>>543989807We'll see how proud you are when you learn about parent grinding
>>543983268Ah shit, am I weird for this being my third finale win of 5 making it to finals of 12 runs into finale?
>>543989740this is not enough stamina
>>543989797i mean the limited carrot pack, these ones. this is not whaling.
>>543989703It can't be helped.
>>543988987Child's play. >>543983965
>>543989676lmao
>>543989740>Relying on both golds to proc to surviveOkay maybe building a Taiki isn't a good idea after all.
>>543989938
>>543989797you can't say that word and remain in our club
>>543989740You would still need more STA especially being a witlet
>>543990040>i have to retain my cum until 2008
IMO if you spent more than 1$ / hour played you're a whale
>>543990121>2008
>>543989020Just slurp every dip and wait. By the time your fave comes out in 2 years you'll have a nice stack of stooks you can dump to 5* her on release. Bonus points if you buy NATGAS and OIL and reap the DIVIDENDS in the interim to pay for your monthly packs.
>>543990128you're seriously underestimating how many hours it takes to be competitive
>>543990121just cum bwo
>>543990121TIME TRAVELLER ANON?
>>543989892>TachyonshitterIt was you that wanted help, but refused to entertain me answering a questionAppropriate response from a basement dweller, I suppose
>>543990121>anon is going to oversleep the Gentildonna banner and have to loop through the whole universe
>>543989743Yes. I haven't done it actually. Just thinking about doing it because I'm struggling to cap speed. I can reach 800 to 850 stam no problem with one creek borrow on a 0% stam growth uma, and 650-700 power with MLB King and LB3 KSB which is honestly enough since I'll just let accel skills handle the rest. Not being able to hit speed cap is my real problem.
>>543990040wait how is gentildonna coming out after calstone light? didn't calstone light just come out for Jp?
>>543989938Buying these limited packs is considered leviathan for these SEApoors, please understand
>>543989020>not just putting your money in an index fund and forgetting about itgamblerbwo?
>>543990051I lucked into some good Taikis earlier this week. It isn't all THAT bad. Spe AGEMASEN'd me twice which angers me but I'm content with one of these.
Why are you guys so concerned about what's whaling and what's not?
So are threads slower than before or were all the doomposters/quitters shitposting?
ONE RUN WHERE I INHERITED THE GREEN SKILLS BUT NOT THE GROUNDWORK AND THE RUN AFTER THAT I INHERITED THE GROUNDWORK BUT NOT THE GREENS
https://poal.me/c9hm9uhttps://poal.me/c9hm9uhttps://poal.me/c9hm9u
>>543990317not as fun as yoloing into a bunch of random cryptos
>>543990121someone warn this anon about the subprime mortage bubble NOW!!>>543990353F2PGAWDS love getting a sense of petty superiority over nothing in particular. If you ever win against one they will go to the ends of the earth to find out if you've ever so much as looked at an in-app store.
>>543990353the ones complaining are probably sweaty CM tryhards who got buckbroken by a full uncap deckand I say this as an F2P with no uncao cards that didn't come from any event
>>543990353Hmmm, I wonder why...
>20% failure into don't overdo itFUCK you and your glass legs agnes tachyon
>>543990353I'm sick of being called a whale because I have a 2LB Kita and a bunch of MLB SR cards. The term holds no meaning when the standards are povertyfag tier.
>>543990409It’s the natural state of gacha games. People move on to other stuff and there’s a limit to strategizing in this RNG fest
>>543990350Is Condor's Fury really that good?
>>543990353Paypiggers and whales get mega assblasted when you point how much someone's spent on the game. It's like poking a hornet's nest; except instead of being stung they scream about third worlders and how you should get a jobPersonally I like to stir the nest just to watch them screech.
>>543990424She looks like she smells really good
>>543990579>the most exciting part of the "game" is the gacha, and the end of the race which is basically another gachaVery sneaky cygames...
>>543990409This is a normal pace for 1-2am EST during non-banner-drop non-CM day tbdesu
>>543990409Umadacchis realizing this game is a glorified pachinko and taking the only sane route: quitting.
>>543990409Listen, I can't report every single time I masturbate to images of McQueen with a fat belly.
>>543990621On a Pace Taiki? Might be brick since the order is >=4 and it's subject to the 4 seconds delay.
>>543990424I'm going to kiss her.
>>543990418Why the fuck would you choose King Jobber over actual good winners?
>>543990672I don’t mind the randomness of the racing. But constantly coming up short of the build you want becomes tiring
>>543990424i will TOUCH those ears
>>543990409I'm waiting for all the globalfags to quit so that we can go back to JP comfy posting.
>>543990621it's supposed to be good for lates and ends can't say for pace unless hoping to stack all the accels
>>543990216My run was half stamina sparks and half power sparks. 850 stam and 650 power should be achievable with maximum stamina sparks, but I can't say the same about max speed on a non-Speed uma.
https://poal.me/vxf6vshttps://poal.me/vxf6vshttps://poal.me/vxf6vs
>>543989938this is literally whaling you idiot
>>543990778Skipping training/fast mode whenIt's a massive waste of time after you read the campaigns once
>>543990798>so that we can go back to JP comfy posting>Dead generalkek
>>543990409I haven't been theoryposting as much since this is Taurus redux and I'm too toasted by accelerated CMs to funpost as much. Maybe I'll get a good round of gaslighting in once the next scenario drops.
>>543990128i hate myself for playing gacha period so i keep it to .25C/hr
>Wake up>See thisNyo...
>>543990880Eh? Isn't that like, three hours of work in murica? Or a day worth is if it's a shitty gig? Better than in my country where the limit pack is almost half as the minimum wage lmao
i have to wait so long for such a cute meek uma its not fair bwos
>>543990350Is this maximum stamina sparks? I have trouble hitting that statline even on stamina umas.
>>543990621It has the same accel as pump with slightly easier conditions to activate. I got bad skill hints so I took what I could get.
>>543990518lol tf are you talking about ive never seen a <2lb kita get called a whale
>>543991008Brian... would actually say this... her depression...
>>543991008o7
>>543991008This wouldn't be happening if we had QOL like KR btw I still don't get why the zipperhead nip devs won't give us QOLs and make us go through the same dogshit year 1 as JP
>>543991185Humiliation ritual.
>>543990880for me the starting point of being a whale is when you buy the 5000 for 70 dollars. cause at that point you are getting fleeced and you know it. and i will be doing that on the natie banner.
>>543991185If it came too easy, it wouldn't be worth all the time that it took
>>543991185Because it saves them moneyAnd they know globalcucks will eat it and won't complainI've seen genshitters asking playerbase not to ask for anni rewards, and fate cucks begging not to get a pity system
>>543991058Those were for sure high rolls. 9* stam 2* power 2* speed. The 2 stam cards I used were MLB Top Gun and MLB Creek. I got another high roll Doto w/ 973 stam off just 9* stam. It was a good day for aces yesterday.
>>543991295>And they know globalcucks will eat it and won't complainI guess you're the kind of guy to never read more than zero replies deep in a conversation.
>>543991295What. Is that normal?I don't really play much gachas and when I did I never interacted with the community and quit once I got bored.
>>543991185Cyjews isn't the publisher for UmaKR. Cyjews are a bunch of lazy jews so they gave us a carbon copy of UmaJP but with accelerated schedule for maximum greed. Look what the fuck they did with Shadowverse, Cyjews is just really bad as a publisher
my parent roster is fucking trash
Why aren't you playing Stella Sora instead of this dead game?
>>543991519whats that
>>543991519the girls are not as cute + it will decline even faster
when life I hard I think about umas and it unironically helps make it better a little
I just hope the game lives long enough until my oshi releases on global
>>543991519i dont like temu vampire survivors
>>543991519isn't that game shit? I never heard of that game until I saw videos in my feed complaining about it being shit
>>543991378You literally can't prove me wrongOnly times globalcucks on any gacha game complain is when their top influencer shills complainOtherwise, they'll fight to get fucked in the ass and give the companies money and get nothing in return>>543991407It's more normal than you'd believeOn /here/ you'll find more complaints than anywhere else on the net, unless it's absolutely indefensible bullshitBut if it doesn't mean directly taking away something, or as I said before, some dumb youtuber complains hard enough to start a snowball, they'll try to keep the status quo because most globalfags on any gacha are obedient sheep
>Monthlies = Shrimp>Rookie packs = Dolphin>Anything beyond that = WhaleChange my mind (you can't)
>>543991519your game doesn't have girls who eat a lot and run really fast
>>543991519>hoyo 50/50 gacha but with no guarantee>barely any free gibsyeah no thanks
>>543991519Kingdom Hearts is gay
>>543991519I'm playing chaos zero nightmare so I can be fucked by 2 rng games at the same time
>>543991641someone post the Doto 'remember good times when sad'
>>543991295>And they know globalcucks will eat it and won't complainTrue. I've seen people on here and twitter unironically defend cygames' laziness and stay in denial about how global is a blatant cashgrab. I genuinely don't get why they would defend cygames unless they are trying to "fit in" with the JP crowd and show how "loyal" they are over the evil complainers.
>>543991641Now you see the appeal of idols and vtubers
>>543991009i make that an hour but that doesn't somehow make it not whaling. IMO whaling is kinda simple - if youve swiped for regular 10 pulls, you are the whale cyjew seeks.
>>543991519No. I don't abandon my trainees. also 90% of gameplay is singleplayer and the catching-up-to-japan structure means updates are guaranteed. it's literally impossible for uma global to be "dead" unless they outright go EoS
>>543991714I've yet to spend a single penny, what does that make me?
>>543991641you should consider the Dhamma instead
>>543991916poor
>>543990621It's mostly bait. It needs you to be in overtake mode during the final corner, which will only happen if you activated one more accel skill than someone else near you. This is only going to be the case if one of these is true>you procced let's pump before the final corner -- meaning you were in 6th and is likely going to be in 5th to proc red shift anyway>you procced red shift and shooting for victory (or only one of those as maru or taiki) -- meaning the extra accel from condor's fury is barely of any useIt could also be the case that you procced a non-unique accel skill, but if you are relying on that for CM4 then things are looking grim
>>543991935I am thinking about Fuku butt in spats
>>543991962
>>543991698You’re in a thread about a game where the devs had to increase almost all the rewards because of massive negative feedback and dropping numbers, yet you’re saying the playerbase will eat anything they throw at us and that we can’t "prove" otherwise. I have to agree, any kind of discussion with people like you is as exhausting as building an ace SMaru
>>543991916smart
>>543992000let's visualize together tripsbwo
Parent grinding is soul sucking because the system means you have to spend all your time running trainees you don't like as much in order to build parents for your favorite uma.
>>543991786> I genuinely don't get why they would defend evil corporationThis generation of consumers is emotionally dependent on external stimuli, and gachas are designed to grab those kind of weak minded people by the ballsSo unless an even bigger stimulus makes them decide to be against the evil corporation, they'll decide to defend it because "muh comfort product">>543991891>catching-up means guaranteed updatesDidn't a love live game announce eos before release even though it was exactly that?
>>543991935are you trying to make me have impure thought about this funny orange creature
>>543992140Nice
>>543992098>hit dog>dog barks>give dog a treat>dog happy>hit dog>dog barks no morePlayed like a fiddle
>>543992169I don't think Shiraoki-sama would approve of that anon. Maybe take some time for silent reflection on your lustful ways.
>>543992169Perish your impure thoughts.
>>543992098>as exhausting as building an ace SMaruI just saw pretty hors in bikini so I rolled I wasn't prepared for thisI have 0/3 horses trained because I started with Smaru
>>543992310I think she wants Fuku and me to be happy and have babies together.
>>543992313You're rightIt's impossible for me to feel any impure thoughts with herShe's not ugly, just not sexy
>>543992164The School Idol Festival fiasco didn't play out (exactly) like that. They killed the first game to launch an awful sequel that was basically the original game but worse for reasons that can be only called "PURE FUCKING GREED", and then the global release took so much time that it died before having a release date. Why they announced that shit is beyond me. One of the biggest memes ever.god I miss SIF...
>>543992313>>543992310M-my semen retention..
I think the game is good actuallyknowing it gets better makes me even more excited for ityou have been getting a spark every month and a half or so, and grinding autism only matters if you're like, trying to compete in pvp which is a lost cause unless you're whaling
>>543992262Yep. Exhausting...
>>543992313
>>543992425Good little domesticated herbivore.
>>543992349I don't have seiun so I just use my borrows on her. My best so far is a med S groundworklet that attempts to overtake others without midrace skills. She wins if>the oguris aren't cracked>enemies don't have/whiffed groundwork>the groundwork fuckers don't bring mid-race skills>there are less than 2 other fronts with groundworkI'm throwing in a dominator grass because she has decent affinity so I can get away with my own mediocre parents and stink nature because she doesn't require really good parents as well.
>>543992397I was looking for a rhythm game to play and bandori for some reason crashes on my phone and vocaloid is boringSIF was pretty good even though I never cared about the ip except Nico because she's hot and unironically a good character
npc umas are sluts...
RICE WATCH OUT
I'm going to double dom your uma
>>543992062man i hope somehow im able to roll for chiyo but i think its pretty crowded around then. I need my daughterwife
>>543992363Huh?! What gave you that idea...
>>543991519Boring designs ngl
>>543992584>vocaloid is boring
>>543992523I think I heard some rabid dog barkingmust be the wind
>>543992460Proof that globalcucks will take it as long as you don't take something awayAnd they'll defend the evil corpo to death if they give them a bone>>543992425Good sheep. Your next spark will give you the character or support you wish for. Nothing before that though
>>543992397>>543992584I pick up the simulator once in a blue moon just to relive the gameplay and find I still remember the beatmaps
I can't believe the hag is a cheater
>>543992621It was revealed to me by Shiraoki-sama herself!
>>543992761>>543992761>>543992761
bros... don't look at the retention line...
>>543992671I should've clarified, the game is boringI want Miku's thighs, Luka's tits and Gumi's belly on my faceI don't care about any of the other whores or fags
>>543992778The retention line is looking at you... and laughing hard!
>>543992584Love Live is my comfort series so having a decent rhythm game to go with it was just a plus. I was too lazy to try Bandori, I heard good things about D4DJ but also that the game isn't doing very well. And Nico is one of the best characters. At least she lives on as Opera now
>>543991861I thought whaling was defined as excessive spending. My personal threshold is 60 yuros, as it's the price of a normally monetised game. If someone spends any more than that on a game, they're whaling. If it's lower than 60, then they're just spending some cash on a game. If they don't pay at all then they're f2p.
>>543992643Not even the best yuri ship of Suzuka
>>543992820>I want Miku's thighsGo ahead.
>>543992875.... the centurial overlord was the nico nico ni bitch this whole time?!?!?
>>543992985just about yeah, it of course gets murky in a live service game
>>543992501What the fuck is wrong with her?
>>543991185Is there something stopping you from just starting on jp uma and just skipping the wait alltogether?
>>543992501this is the greatest soundpost of all time
