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hopefully this thread will be more tame
wife taishin, now
Orange
>>543992816What do you mean by that?
>>543992761>>543992816
>good parent run>shit sparks>shit parent run>high blue, usable pink but 0 whites
Stop posting lewd Fukus I jerked off less than an hour ago
Excuse me, but if you don't have a melty like a rabid dog because of a game that means you're a sheep
>>543993097what are you, 50? still shooting dust after an hour?
>>543993097Okay
>>543993193
>NTR threadWhat a terrible general.
God damnit. Chiyo is at like the worst possible release date. It'd be beyond hard to justify holding for her. Suuuuucckkkksss>probably wont be in paid banner>wont be in all spark
>>543993193I don't like doing career runs with one hand
Unattractive umas that are actually attractive? No not Suzuka. She's just ugly and plain.
>>543991008>mlb kitasan and other SSRs>not winning CMs despite spending a fortune>motivation crashes and burnsAs many such cases, f2ps still winning
>fish: <$10 monthly>dolphin: <$50 monthly>shark: <$100 monthly>whale: >$100 monthly>leviathan: has literally everything in the game the moment it's released, maxed and dupedCan we agree with this?
rub her belly for good luck>>543993097I'm sorry, but we can't postpone tummy posting hours. >>543993302I like Shakur. But HATE the art used for that card of her. She looks like the Joey "Rape Face" Wheeler meme on that one
>>543993434I don't know about all that, but I think we can all agree Dia is hot
>>543993447Gladly
>>543992894There needs to be more Szfk artSzgr and Szsp is nice but Szfk is peak sovl
All umas are beautiful queens that deserve a trainer.
>>543992894c-c-can I have the source?
>>543993447>That belly
>>543993623UMA TUMMY
>>543993623This post is a lie the moment you recognize Ryan's existence
>>543993623I agree! But something was wrong with your image so I fixed it
>>543993097You got an hour to recover, then.
>do a single pull>3*>i fucking know it's going to be an off banner>it was wedding grooveWhy do I have to be the prophet of my misfortunePlease tell me she doesn't belong in the trash, she looks great with that dress
>>543993757
Fukucute
My favorite umas
which family kidnaps the most trainers to make new family members? the mejiro or the satono?
I want this but he's looking at a picture of real doto
>>543993851Gold Clan
>>543993816she gets a buff at some point iirc. BUT if she's your new oshi, build her anyway
>>543993851Satono.
>>543993641the moment they include the umas walking around with their bellies stuffed it's over for me
>Want a change of pace>Decide to do a Teio run>All her in built skills are useless>Fails debut I hate Teio so fucking much.
>>543993638nb.a / nb look up "58830798" on e-hentai for the pixiv archive. it is all futa though, fair warning
>>543993935I don't have an oshi, so guess I'll wait until her buffs if I don't quit before. Game's getting boring
>>543993851I feel like the Stay Gold clan is being slept on here.
>>543993816she becomes a very practical choice for many CMs after the anniversary balance patch makes her unique activation requirements not retarded.
>Yup this one's going straight to the glue factory I'm not going to bother buying skillsAt least it is on Ulala who has crap affinity with everyone....
>>543993996Dont project your failure as a trainer on little Teio
>>543993434I only clear up the limited packs and never buy the carats at raw price, so that's like $210 per six months. That's like $35 per month, still a dolphin
>>543993948Irresistible!
Not only am I ugly but I'm also fat, retarded, low IQ, poor, manlet, small penis, crooked teeth, hairy, smell like shit, and worst of all SEA.Which uma is for me?
>>543993447fuku tummy is super cute...
>>543994154Spechud
>>543994154ya mum
>>543993623My future trainee Mejiro Ardan..
>>543994007the fucked up part is I was kind of hoping it would be futa, thanks for the meal
>>543993273Do it for her
>>543994154Tardzuna!
>>543992761>ywn get killed by Gentildonna
>>543994127>so that's like $210 per six months.Even just the three 7500 packs add up to more than that, add on the 2500 packs, monthly pack, and newbie starter kits and you're way off.
>>543994339just hop the fence at her farm and try stealing one of her kids bwo
>>543993623I'll never get over how grown ass women like Romanu and Maruzen compete with uma clearly way younger than them.
A dolphin is just a whale that jumps through hoops to say he's not a whale
>>543994347Do they replenish the 2500 packs and starter kits each 6 months like they do with the 7500 packs? Don't think so
How many parents/grand parents should at least carry the groundwork sparks for making a front runner? All of them? Just one branch of the family?
>>543993674I can fix her.
I raped every horse on earth
be honest, are you buying the paid tenner?
>>543994624Which one?
>>543994624The scamcha? No way.
I am a WHALE. I have spent FIFTEEN dollars on this game, and I'm PROUD of it. I think people who do not receive their paychecks in United States Dollars should KILL THEMSELVES.
>>543994497That's just Mr. CB
>>543994652either or both
What’s it like fucking a horse?
YOU'RE ALL SHEEPS CHOKING IN CYJEWS'S COCK
>>543994624Yeah. It's one time isn't it? I'll take it
>>543994769I thought it was a paid selector. Where does the selector come from?
>>543994770Bags of sand.
>>543994769Probably not. I would only buy selectors
>>543994057>I'm not going to bother buying skillsYou fool
>>543994769I don't daily pull with the daily pack paid carats, so I'll probably take it.
>>543994624Why would I pay for SSRs when Air Shakur can ruin my day for free?
surely I will get medium S as well
>>543994938And turf S!
>>543994938Do NOT do it! Pre-debut charming is mustard g
>Palmer is the only Mejiro with no WIT growthWhat did Cygames meant by this?
Which UC Mobile Suit would your favorite Uma pilot?
>>543994769A lesson for these /uma/, if you plan to spend money, always spend them on the umas as it's fairly worht it. NEVER buy it on the support banner because the chance to get a useless LB0 or worse, Air Shakur is very very very high.
>>543994624I'm gonna get the SSR selector but not the 3* one I've been playing since late July and have been decently lucky on trainee pulls so I've got most characters (and almost every one that I want out of what's come out so far), and blowing 1/20th of a spark on an in-all-likelihood dupe isn't the best idea imo.On the other hand, none of my SSRs are MLB'd, so anything would be a markedly good thing.
Does ryan really get a mood down every turn or am I just really unlucky today?
>>543994769will these have a time limit? like, "expires in two months" or whatever
>>543994624
>>543994938its not looking good
>>543995103Mesmerizing...
>>543995103The swinging maestro herself
>>543994624Yeah, a friend maybe-kinda has a salaried job opening they can nepo me into so I'm feeling free with my money right now
>>543994938man, when I first started playing I always picked the first option. now that I know better I never get this event
>>543994830No paid selectors until first anni. We get a free SSR selector this time around from mission.
>>543995121this is probably my favourite image of kitasanand that's saying a lot because her sexo images are very good
>>543994817seems like it, a single tenner for each>>543994830i think it's the one from anons pick, can't find any info about it>>543995051i think it looks like a regular banner meaning you have until pic rel time to roll
>>543995201>spending as though you already have the job even though you don't
Why would you run Summer Maru when Smart Falcon is right there Anon?
>>543995289she's brokeshe's broke as all hell and it's your favorite
>>543995453Another debt slave in the making... Many such cases.
>>543995453It's not like he's taking out a mortgage.
Where did everyone go? Why is it suddenly so dead in the past 2 days?
>>543994258I don't give a fuckI'm going to roll for Chiyo and that's that
>>543994938surely I will get redshift and divine might and end closer S as well
>>543995582>Where did everyone go?They found themselves a fun game to play.
>>543995582I've been doing 5 runs a day between CM preparation and parent farming for frontrunners and it sucks ass.
>>543995685Not likely
Dropping useless ass grass was my key to getting safe retention
>>543994996Palmer, my dumdum queen!
>>543995582I did 10 runs today, fuck off dancho
>>543995582busy touching themselves to horse belly
>>543995714Well, maybe don't? Use wedding mayano, evil nature, and then an end closer ace of your choice. That's equally as viable as front runner grinding, and takes much less time(luck)
>>543995582Getting my first 3* stamina spark and it sucks but it's a start towards my own 9* stam
>>543995960I already did all that and they don't win any fucking lobbies.
>>543994061Nah I'm never running this useless brat again.
>>543996112
>>543996112Thats my baby
The biggest mystery of the game isWHO IS THE BEAST?
I want more umas that are old and out of touch just like me.
I love witGAWD...
>>543995582>3am eastern>midnight pacificnorth americans (bulk of global's playerbase) are in bed, anon. I know I should be>>543995453It's honestly a bad idea but I don't have any expenses right now (basement dwelling having just finished university) so in practice it's just chipping a little extra off the otherwise-solid savings block
>5 SPEED cards and i still can't max my Doto's SPDChat i think i'm retardeded
>>543996318>unclemusume: pretty cringe
>>543996380>In bed at midnight Oji-san...
Dia love
>>543995912No idea what you're implying here, pal.
>>543996449Are you calling me californian, anon? those are fighting words. I'm great lakes and proud
>>543996112only two years left until you can scout her
>>543996417How did they train a cat to handle a shotgun???
>>543996562*Flies over u*
>>543996317Feels like it's the generic nickname they gave to strong horses in Japan when the audience ran out of ideas
>>543996380>haven't landed a job yet after just finishing uni>solid savings blockYou can just admit you're a trustbabby, you don't have to do this runaround on us.
>>543996526Dia marriage!
>>543996112uma musume is a belly game
>>543995684nobody wanted to hang out with me, not even the director
>>543997031I can't be the only one who feels like every time I get ditched during summer, it's basically like no one coming to your uma's birthday party.
Since no one is playing this game anymore does that mean cm4 is going to be a free win or is it going to be the hardest one yet?
>>543995545it's funny
Uh oh time for stinky
>>543996417>America doesn't have a gun problem
I FUCKING HATE TAJIKARUARJASIUTSUKA KINEN LET ME REST FOR SUMMER FUCK
>>543997140The hardest sweatiest one so far, summer hag is in, leviathans on full forceYou will never win a CM again unless it is a Mile or Sprint where you can luckshit your way to a winJust wait for xGuri for a chance to win
>>543996417what the fuck is this real?
>>543996112She is the final boss of the fatfuck horses, right? Oguri Cap and Special Week put in some work. She seems like an actual lazy fatass
>>543997515even in open league?
>>543996772>>haven't landed a job yet after just finishing uni>trustbabbyanon... that's like, half of all graduates in the past year according to da news I got a warehouse boxhumping job after moving back home over the summer but quit last month after getting in a fight with my boss. I'm trying to find something actually related to my degree because of the sin of pride, but might cave and try retail again if I actually run out of money. The one upshot of the last few months is the fact that I have a few thousand in the bank so I'm not gasping for air like when I was living in the big city, and the banner is like, 30 bucks worth of carats? It's fine. Umamusume.
How the fuck do you get these stats?????
>>543997515>Just wait for xGuri for a chance to winLmao whales and leviathans will have one 5* and mega busted, there's no chance even with her
>>543997140Nothing but the fattest fucking sunk-costers on the planet for you. The cuties who were going to run a go-home specialist golshi this CM are gone for greener pastures.
>>543997497Spe-chan...
>>543997635Open is even worse because it has a different type of metafag, losers that can't compete in Graded but will still hardcore min max for a giga Uma, you have better chances of winning in Graded B
>>5439976654 speed, 2 stam, at least 9* stam parent
>>543997140The latter. Early rounds will be easy as always but you'll run into the freaks with capped Speed + Stamina and 800+ power with Medium S ready to send your umas into retirement
uuu I miss Digitan love anon
>11 URA sparks>They never procI love inspiration!
Do you know any feats that qualify this pigeon as "smart", as they say? Or am I going to have to ask r/IntelligenceScaling?
>>543997895Hentai
>>543997497Does she know?
>>543997762I did graded B for the first two CMs and would get 0 or 1 wins per set of 5I literally can't make a horse better than B+
>>543997665It's not that difficult once you factor in the greens. Hanshin and non-standard double circled is 120 stamina.>>543997818If you have a modifier on stamina, you may get away with 2 power cards instead, like so. Yeah she's 32 short of the recommended stamina value but end closers don't need that much stamina since they can with a bit of luck dodge the worst red skills.
>>543997641The way you worded it sounded like you've just been NEETing since last spring but still have 'savings.' I'm just razzing you anway, it's all gucci.My impression was the paid banner was all-you-can-whale though, not just a single 10pull for 1500.
>>543997975Surely you can make an A horse, what is your deck looking like?
>>543997975don't fall for that gaslight, Open is for people like you who also gave up and autoselected their team
Is late just not viable at all next cup? I tried Pace and End and they both work or can win with accel. Meanwhile Late gets stuck at 4~7 even if their acceleration procs at the right time
>>543998043>MLB VodkaWhaleGOD
>>543996772>>543997641just join the military and if you have a degree try to commission as an officer
Marz!
>"its not le hard :^))))">check decki fucking hate A+ niggers
>>543997665uma musume is luck game
>>543998117cm5 is just cm3 part deux with higher wit, so lates are more viable than pace due to better access to accels
>>543997665Cancer was worse thoughever
>>543998071Mostly 0 and 1LB cards
>>543998117There is an uphill that rapes everyone in the final stretch, if you haven't noticedYou need velocity skills on top of accel, not just accel, to get past itThe only Umas who can reliable ignore it are Oguri and GoldshipAs late you need stuff like Oguri and Rudolf ults, on top of having pump, redshift and sfvPick your poison
>>543998375bricked
If you aren't willing to seriously consider getting a tattoo of your favorite horse, then you don't really love her. Think carefully about this.
>WHALE WHALE WHALE WHAAAAAALE>IS THAT... A MLB SSR CARD?????????? OH NO NO NO NO HE SPENT HE SPENT SPENDER>SPEND RUNNER>OINK OINK OINK>OINK HE IS AN OINK CHASER>OINK OINK OINK>PIGGY PIGGY HE IS A PIGGY SURGER>OINK OINK OINK HE IS A SPEND CLOSER>OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK>actually mad>OINKERS OINK OINK OINK>HE SPENT??? HE SPENT OINK OINK WHALE>piggu melty>HE SPENT DISPOSABLE INCOME ON A GAME LOL OINK OINK OINK OINK PIGGERS PIGWHALE OINKERS SPENDER SPENDER HE IS NOT F2P>actual melty>OH NO NO NO NO PIGGYMELTY PIGGY MELTY WHALE MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY KEKYPOW>Uh oh melty>OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY
>>543993434I consider myself a dolphin
>>543998046It's worded like the paid carat banner around launch was, which was a one-time 1,500 paid carat banner, so I'm assuming it'll be the same. I'm just twitchy because my friends who studied STEM shit are already gainfully employed at real companies, don't mind me
>>543998421or just newanyone starting after ksb banner and especially after super creek rerun will have zero supports
>>543998449this but unironically
>>543998449YOU WERE MEANT TO USE A TEIO PIC WITH THAT POST YOU DOUBLE TRIPLE NIGGER
>>543998468you don't even have mlb kitasan, you're not even albacore
I'm sorry Dia I already have a wife.
>>543998440What the fuck is a horse you fucking retard
How would you rate this Maru parent? This is the first time I ever got a 3* URA Finale so hopefully this will make URA Finale spark hunting easier.
>>543998607No groundwork is glue
>literal 4th day>fail with 4%>don't overdo it>practice poor'dFuck this game
>>543998159Ehh, I've spent around 80 yuros trying to get kitasan, rolled 2 vodkas instead. Then I MLB'd her the last banner. Maybe by your definition that would be whaling, but I'd say a similar result to my mayano is achievable by anyone. Also for the record, Vodka is the only non-event SSR I have MLB'd.
SO GIVE ME ALL YOUR POISON AND GIVE ME ALL YOUR PILLS
>>543998552She wasn't asking.
>>543998720>pays>similar results achievable by anyoneDelusional whales...
>>543998564what the fuck is an uma
>>543998468>no Kitaoooof
>>543998720whalebro...
>>543998564Your mom is a horse
Dia is ultimately for Kitasan because of the story and backstory they share.
>>543998701I haven't gotten a groundwork from inspirations in like two fucking days despite having like 9* groundwork legacies.
i don't even play the game anymore...
>>543998449>DISPOSABLEThere's your problem. If you advocated voting for say Kamala Harris here, you'd expect heavy pushback right? Because idiots on 4chan believe she would have brought various poisons into society - brown immigrants or wokeness or whatever. But when you advocate voting with your dollar, which is far more powerful than a mere ballot, for more of the social poison that is the selling of harmfully addictive products and services, you expect that people should agree? Well some idiots here will yes, but... most of them are hypocrites, and all of them are idiots.Money may be disposable to the spender, but it isn't disposable to the receiver in this case. The company SURVIVES because relatively rich people vote to undercut their own society in exchange for a very, very slight improvement in the quality of their entertainment.The correct choice is to burn these companies down by either ignoring their games when they suck or playing them without paying a cent when they are good.
>>543998879>Air Shakur
>>543998932Could be worse. You could get groundwork but your 3rd green ends up as outer post
>my All Seeing Eyes is hitting fronts more than Murmur is actually activatingWhat the fuck
>>543998449Uh oh piggy melty
I wish horses were real
>>543998834Literally yes. I started late, so I couldn't save carrots to guarantee a pity kitasan without paying and the internet convinced me that I was wasting my time if I didn't get her. I'll pull up the kitasan that my 80 yuros got me, just for you.I don't think I've ever used her on a run.
>>543998564Sorry I meant honse.
>>543999119I hope you saved for her rerun
>event for a support card you don't have equipped>it takes away energy
>>543998043This only works because WMTG has 10% stam growth, and also because MLB cards...
>>543999035is this a copypasta I haven't been privy to because of my isolation in generals threads or are you severely autistic
>>543999187>saved whales don't need to save to paypig a kitasan
what's her dealtickezo is being friendly to her
>>543999195>event for a support card you don't have>dumps +20 energy and leaves
>>543999195I LOOOOOOVE PALMER
>>543999307Thank you Gold City
>>543999105I guess I'll just try and cycle this Bourbon back to a Maru for Groundwork and URA Finale since I got the 3* Ura now to spark farm with.
>>543999307Thank you Rob Roy
>>543999307thank you turbo
>>543998912The moment one of them becomes my trainee, they're basically my future wife.I don't make the rules, it's just how it is.
>>543999195you're welcome~
What the fuck is she yapping aboutTrainers are technically educators no? If student asks for help, a teacher helps
>>543999271por que no los dos?
>>543999412There is a reason we always end up with just one trainee.
>>543999412stranger dangerumas will kidnap and rape you
Is there any difference when you get the loli director instead of tazuna or eclipse first the rest is nowhere in the gacha honse?
>>543999412She's trying to protect you from getting raped by umas other than her, anon
Mayano SR is really shit, the zero friendship + no hints really fucking blows
>>543993434>1c Piggy>$10Piggy>$50Piggy>$100PiggyThe subspecies don't matterOnce a piggy, always a piggySpe-chan would say this, would act like this and would laugh at piggies too btw
>>543999531Yeah director and Eclipse first and the special pattern on the door all mean you're getting a 3 star uma.
Imagine if Daiwa and Vodka actually got a serious manga/anime
>>543999531https://gamewith.net/uma-musume/69656
I love those +30 energy events
>>543999187I spent what I had to MLB vodka, now I only have around 3k. I'll conserve my titckets and carrots for the rerun, and if I get some copies with what I have then I might drop cash to get the MLB, but if I stay unlucky the game can keep her.
>>543999643Whats your hang up with gacha spending anyway?
>>543999706What if I wanted to imagine them having sex instead?
Piggies run this thread
>>543999706This but Bakushin
>>543999643go be poor somewhere else
would you read the fucked up doujin she writes
>>543999531Tazuna with gold door = you got a 3* umaDirector with gold door = you got the banner 3* umaEclipse First The Rest Nowhere = you got multiple 3* umas
>>543999802Red Desire wouldn't approve.
Is the poorfag a little angry? Jealous that people can spend $20 when you have to beg that from mom to buy lunch?
This is what leads to artists drawing ryona artwork
>>543999252So literally what I said. Look: >>543998043>If you have a modifier on stamina, you may get away with 2 power cards insteadMLBing SRs isn't that difficult. If you don't have even that, then obviously choose something like a 3/3 or 4/2 speed/stamina instead.
>>543999802They're literal minors you sick fuck.
>>543999412>Trainers are technically educators no?Only for whoever they're training, they're more like personal tutors who scout their own students.And if you haven't noticed, umas get quite possessive of their trainer.
>>543999876How "fucked"? Can't be that bad
>>543999993SHE WAS A TWO YEAR OLD FILLY YOU SICK FUCK
>>543999495We haven't seen any uma do any of those
>>543999692>>543999531UMA GROK IS THIS REAL OR A UMA GASLIGHT
>>543999868Dantsu paizuri
>>543993434even simpler and applicable to any game regardless of pricingfish: only monthly packs, maybe starter packsdolphin: monthly packs and occasional discounted packsshark: every discounted packwhale: every discounted pack and consistently non-discounted packs
Isn't it too early in this game's cycle for you guys to have melties. We haven't even gotten the meat and potatoes of Uma Musume yet, this is just the free breadsticks.
imagine the punctuality
ecripse first za rest nowhere
>search some grandparent on doxogenesis>the owner has /uma/ in the descriptionhuh... the world is a small place after all
>>543998912>scouts you instead of you scouting her>father makes you pass a test before handing Dia, their "shining jewel" over to you>final story is a date where she won't let you leave after you tell her she can be honest about her feelingsy-yeah...
>>544000194Open secret in the industry but no one is brave enough to get #hetoo going.
Nishino is a really nice card
>>544000313I would cum too quickly
>>544000284Tamamo would say this
>>544000495speed or power?
fine motion for speed star or muteki for midrace skills? pace oguri btw
>>544000284Mmmm... breadsticks.
>>544000636Shut up Oguri Fat
>>544000626FM is decent but speed star is a bit gambly, muteki is bad as stat stick but pretty good skills. bee urself.
>Find parent on chronogenesis>Profile has my full name and address
>>543993836Mine too for 4 really huge reasons.
>>544000284yeah, yeah, I heard the abuse you give to your Umas during MANT
>>544000284This reminds me, has anyone ever eaten so many breadsticks the waitress just stops bringing them over? This has only happened to me once but it was very noticeable, especially because they did refill the first 5 baskets and even served me the italian oil and herbs dip the fifth time with no breadstick followup, idk, still think about it to this day, it was bad service and made me feel like a pig.
>>544000673I hope all the trainings during your next Summer all stack on Guts, you rude cunt.
>>544000743
>>543999886thank you gaslightdacchi I trust you with my life
>>544000636>>544000785Oguri Cap or Special Week? you decide...
Thoughts on mares?
>parent run>charming predebut AGAINI'm killing myself
What do you guys pick here for this event?I really want to get Fast Paced, but damn it, I need that stam.Also, I hate how the fact that this event can only trigger during Summer camp means I'll never get any value out of rolling charming off of it.
>>544000882EPIC RAP BATTLES OF UMA HISTORYYYYY
dia and kitasan friendship is complete fanfiction anywayisn't kitasan's real best friend the new horse that just came out
>>544000626I forget she even has Speed Star and the white version because I borrow her for consistent wit, Right-Handed, and maybe Nimble Navigator. But Speed Star>35% increase in target speed for 1.2 secondsMaybe it clutches but I've never had luck with it and felt it lackluster. Mileage will vary, but Muteki has the whole THH combo to help that position keep and give that extra push into late race/spurt.
post something cute
how do umas know they are mares
>>544001074Noticing Teio’s bulge
>>543999324Speak of the devil
>>544000913they owe me sex
>>544001116No horsecock
>>544001074
>>544000913Does it really matter when all umas are women by default?
>>544001258mares are EXTRA womenunderstand?
>>544000913they make me feel funny
>>544001258Actually some of the umas are human
>>544001116depends on how big their cock is
>620 stam>maestro>3rd in tenno sho springANOTHER 20 MINUTES OF MY FUCKING LIFE WASTED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>544001258there are feminine women and masculine women
>>544001378lemme guess, rainy and heavy soil?
>>544001074Oguri Cute
>>544001378Did you make sure Nature was #1 in your heart? If she's not, she jobs. If she is, triple triple crown guaranteed.
>>544001378Your McFat? Your Rice? If you use them, failure is not an option
>>544001378Guts status?
If only this had URA spark
daiwa's fat daiwa's suffocating me
>>544001378I once had 2 gold skills and got 2nd in the tenno sho, I'm just going to assume that both failed to activate deapite having 450 wit at the time
>all comershey, they named a race after this thread! *badum tiss*
>>544001378Who killed you?Opera, Mackie or Golshi?
>>544001542What deck? Those are some nice skills sparks.
Please bros I need this to be the run
goldshi's bff when
>>543999868Dantsu breastssex AND titssex
> Gassing out on every single CM room I join despite having 800 sta + 2 goldsOh no. Guess people are building some really lit debuffers now or something
>>544000527>Eishin Flash will never give you a loving sensual handjob with an ejaculation countdown.>You will never get to see the scowl on her face when you fail too hold it in and cum on 1 instead of 0.>She will never immediately start over without giving you time to recover, only this time the handjob is more rigged and much less sensual.>You will never see her scowl deepen when you fuck up the countdown AGAIN.>You will never experience the endless cycle of Eishin Flash angrily jacking you off until you die, just to satisfy her autism.Why live?
>>544001389the sluttiest and most feminine umas are based on stallions thoughbeit
>>544001964are you gassing or are you just hitting the final hill and having inferior power
About to make Virgo parentsIs the meta pretty much just Cancer but with Maru at the top?
>>544000597speed. Good skills and energy events
>>544000935I pick Fast Paced if I don't believe I'll be getting a discounted Ramp Up from Creek. But often I'll pick stamina because Creek is a bitch that sometimes doesn't want to hang around the stamina facility so it only turned level 3 for me by first summer, and I prefer meeting stat lines to survive the track.
>>544001843>no medium SIts already over.
Lucky butt scratch
700 power is my limit without changing parents
then change parents
>>544002286Borrow MLB king jobber
>>544001501>McFatstop being mean, it's just water weight
>>544002086Mostly gassing from what I can tell
>>544002394over MLB biko or bakushin??
>>544001973Now that's some punctual and Germanic thinking. That was beautiful.
>>544002348When does Suzuka actually become good?
Anyanon wanna come help me test out my leo team?63969731
>>544001812yaeno borrow with kitasan, sweep tosho, fuji kiseki (wit SR), daitaku helios and super creek
>mfw i just dropped another 60 USD into carats in preparation for the paid banners
How many months until the Canopus gang can reunite with Natie?
>>544002125One 10% hint from Creek isn't enough to get me to buy ramp up for S Maru. I got way too much other shit to buy. Id rather spend extra SP on Professor than Ramp.But yeah I'm gonna stick with Stam this CM.
I don't even pull the make debut banners yet why would I pull the mid anni banner
>>544002718how many YEARS bro2 years
guess the spark
>>544002542Did proc those recovs thoughever
>>544002718Machitan early next year!
>>5440028322 star wit, 1star late surgery
>>544002463tell mcfatty to lay off the mcdonalds
>>544002929It was even more gay than that.
>>5440028321 star speed, 3 star turf
>>544002558i like horse breasts
>>544002832You missed the S in late for that ASS build
forever my kingu
>>544002864They should, I'm talking averages not specific races. Unless I have a streak of 10 very unlucky races.
damn what the fugi just felt like spending a free ticket
>>544002559First Anniversary (2022/2/24) according to jap wiki
>>544003271sorry for your impending purgatory
>>543999876I’d make her suck me off while I read them aloud
>>544003207Even though I know that SSA is generally better, I'm always happiest when I get ASS.
>>544003474wowa slow down there Digitan
>>544003271Congrats on pulling the best and cutest uma. You can now stop playing.
BAE is best
>>544002143but it says "medium aptitude went up"
Let me speak to the people Durandal.They need to hear this.I'm not a big fan of the government.
>tenno spring sash runs going bad>do a parent run instead>?????????
I think Marga neglected her stamina and wits...
>>544003947why are haruten sashes suddenly important
Is my blood boiling because of tranny localizers or do I just really hate the youth?
>>544003889I need the tard squad stat!
test
>>544003947what? late requires the least stamina and yours is borderlinethis is why she won but not by an enormous margin
>>544003150Good.
Brian was part of the student countil?Now I want her for my themed team.
>>544004037for my sweet doto(summer spe ate 45 of them even though i don't even buy it's on on her)
>>544003947Your opponents had trouble breaking out from traffic. Less power could help with that.
>>544004127
She never goofs up!
>>544004085my 600 stam and maestro ends always choke and get 3rd...
>>544004265so close to being good
>>544004139Anonymous says this.
>>544004073
>they censored Teio for speaking the truth
If I don't have Tickezo onsen scene before this event ends I'm quitting
>>544004205
>>544004041
>>544004268in this case his ryan also had a good chunk of wit so she managed her endurance and positioning welli'm assuming yours was a witlet that burned herself out
>>544004041You have a stick in your ass on this one.
>>544004781I eat like this
>>544004041I love youth and gyarus.
>>544004041I don't know anything about gyarubabble, but translating it as egregious zoomiespeak can't possibly be a good sense-for-sense translation.
i won 1 practice room and they had two A+ umasi should be safe for group A finals, right?
more...power...
>>544004632>she's not talking about the derby>when is the derby>dahbey
>>544004992Yesyes, you can stop making aces now.
You guys are being cringe
haha she has primogem on her head
>>544005174you too sweetie smooch
>>544004989That's the closest the west have to a Gyaru.
tokai teio
>>544004727spe-chan would not say this
...SUCKS
tights are nice
i love loser umas
>>544005539
>>544003797I can't read.
Parent farming Oguri is like playing MANT early
bros why does late surger feel so bad in career
>>544005906twice as many umas to get stuck behind, and they're all slower than you are
i'm convinced to not roll riko anymore, thanks for the advice bros
>>544005906because there are 18 horses on the field
manko manko, umatsuri manko
>>544005984You're gonna roll 100 times bwo
God punishes the sin of sloth with leprosy
>>544005906>>544005961but I rarely (if ever) struggle with running end closers in careerdo late surgers just have worse ai?
>>544005984so you're just not gonna use your free pulls?
>>544005906the COWARDS at cygaymes refuse to add bumping for POWER chads
>>544006083there's rarely any end closers, while you can usually count on 5-10 late surgersif you have an inside or even mid post, you're incredibly likely to get boxed in running as late, while ends will manoeuvre around them all
>>544006058It's still funny that there had been discussion whether to roll Riko or not only to end up having free pulls on her banner.
>>544006083ends can just waddle to the outside because nobody is blocking them in the back.
Guess this leper's sparks
>>544006278Guts 1
>>544005906>>544006083unironically, just put late surgers up front, done vodka and haru front-only and they've gotten goat status not haru but you get the point she reached like 120k fans
>>544005421And the closest thing we have to an onigiri is a jelly donut. I think this is a situation where you just punt as a localizer rather than butcher the character to try to make it 'work.' Better to erase it in translation than butcher it.
>>544004165She's the fukukaichou even
>>544006153Jap sissies would never
>>544006219desu there's still gonna be a spark discussion. I was gonna perma borrow Riko originally but if 1LB SSR is usable and I get a 0LB Riko with my 100 pulls I'm gonna be tempted to spark for 1LB
>>544006308A little better than that
>>544004165
>>544006219but should I pull to pity or not?
>>544006424our overlord
>>544006391>tfw genetics gave you a perfect jawline but you're 5'1", 120lbs. real jockey shit
>>544006450Is it true MLB R Riko is also usable or is that just cope?
Watch as how griftubers will suddenly shift the narrative to needing to spark the riko SSR when they've been saying for weeks that the R version is enough
>>544006219There's a pretty big chance of not getting any (including a single R) in those free rolls and then what?
>>544006337yeah thats what ive been doingspecifically i do front if theres another front and pace if not
>>544006424
i love doto but i hate seeing tranny opera O constantly in her career
>>544006832
>>544006832narita top dog
>>544006832i love top dog
>>544006712any card that is not at least SR MLB is cope in some form I'm afraid
>>544006942based
Daily lace dewamoonlighto sho dewaOu Uokka daOre no kachita na
>>544006942Then you dont really love her.
>>544006712R scenario cards were buffed later on in JP so unless we get the buff early I don't think she's gonna be that good. Still usable if you wanna cope and don't have the SSR I guess.
>>544007041I want to be manhandled by Dream Journey and Stego.
>>544006712R cards don't get the full event chain until a JP patch
no one asked
The worst screen in the game...
>>544006749I'm just going to bite the bullet and deal if that happens. I'm not going to swipe for a card that's going to potato in four months.
someone asked (not me though)
>undefeated Doto run as Pace>put her on late on Tenno Sho spring after taking her skills>8thYeah this one is entirely on me
>>544007145
It was me, I asked
[TERRIBLE NEWS] Someone asked…
>>544007145Are you an unmarked mass grave or a tasteful memorial kind of individual?
>>544007193This actually works for me for rice shower runs sometimes. If I've only managed like 500 stam and running as pace fails, switching to late sometimes secures the win instead of pissing 3 and a half clocks away.
saving carats for digitan
Digitan rape
>>544007145casual chads wold never
>>544004781I need a girl like this in my life
I've never pulled for umas
>>544007176I'll have enough to roll another 100 if I don't get any but I'd rather save for umas, rolling cards is too expensive.
I should be able to rent umas like i do with cards
>>544007618You rent parents.
>>544006712Do you realize that getting MLB R is pretty low chance? And if you consider yourself lucky then just get mlb ssr.
i should be able to rent particularly slutty umas for free
saving carats for rice
>>544007680Wish I could rent a non-absent dad.
cute
>>544007618Imagine if that's implemented, and you get to keep all the career rewards, but not the sparks obviously... but you still get to see the sparks you would get if you had the uma, just for the absolute seethe of watching perfect sparks going down the drain...
>>544007724/uma/ is for children of intact households, kindly leave without making a scene.
Why one is a better guts card mambo or urara at MLB?
I should be assigned a mandatory Umawife.
This uma is the devil incarnate
>>544007825
>>544007710Do I even want to know the context for this one?
>>544007827Urara is the best guts card in the game until guts Orfevre
>I wonder if even I could have a relationship like Opera O and AyabeWhat relationship DotoWhat did you mean by this Doto
>>544006942behold, the raped
>>544007724You can rent me, a Rent-A-Dad.
The power of the big city...
And good nice nature porn?
>>544008024Turn. Her. Back.
>opera is annoying>vega is boring>shakur is uglydoto herself is wonderful but these other girls bring her career down
>>544008048Making babies with Digitan.
>>544008024now laisu is happy!
>>544008063Gyarufication is unfortunately permanent. All the doujins say so.
>>544008063No
I still haven't watched the story event...
oguri sure is lucky
>>544007686Nice gaslight, R cards actually get a rate up now unlike the days of Kitasan Black. It would be insanely unlucky to not MLB the R card in the free 100.
>>544008191AHHHHH NOOOOOOOO
>4 spd 2 pwr>highest stat is staminaUmazing
I told Dia my penis is so small she wouldn't able to feel anything so she left me alone.
>>544008024>Ogyaru Peak (no cap)Nice.
>>544008130delete this
>>544007740Who the fuck
3 cuties
>>544008130Do not post any more of Brown Rice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX_lQyDdS6k
>>544008130>fried rice
No more gaslighting.No more being horny.Behave yourselves, NOW.
>>544008482no
>>544008336That's not BNW thoughever.
>>544008250Chance of MLB R in 100 (90 because one of them is guaranteed SR+) is only around 25% with that rateup. It's unlikely to happen for the most. Getting MLB at 200 (180) is only around 80%.
>>544008482I'm burned out from trying to make SuMaru aces, sorry can't do
Anniversary waiting room
>>544008482
>>544007929doto wants to be actively harassed
>>543992761Whats the best NTR version?
>>5440085833% of the playerbase won't receive even a single R Riko card in those 100 free rolls btw. Which is pretty big, considering the size of playerbase.
>>544008667My little ancestor can't be this cute.Also, GIVE ME NAKAYAMA FESTA NOW!
Ho, ho, hee, hoo!
>>544007789
>>543999307Thanks Pearl
>>544008819jpfags are fear mongering that global will crash once MANT hintsit can't be that bad
This must be full retard hours, because that's all I'm seeing in this general.
>>544008819If that means I get Suzuka, Biko, FineMotion, Creek, KingHalo, Taishin sure
i'm so hungry
>>544008847
2 pace or 1 pace + 1 frontone of my ace is tachyon who doesn't want to be promoted, not really sure how many fronts I'll encounter in the actual cm day
jesus christ, nice nature is more focused on dating her trainer than winning her racesCAM ON NATIESCORE SOM FAHKEN G1s
>mfw 1 MLB Kitasan
>>544009051Know your place you stupid, insignificant, background EXTRA.
>>544008924The chance of not getting any in 90 rolls is (the card is 3.75% chance to get on a single roll) is 1- (1 - 0.0375)^90.
>>544009187You gon get free selectorYou gon get paid selectorYou gon get SSR unlocker ina few monthsJust be patient for that MLB Kitasan without rolling on her rerun banner
>>544009051Those origami trophies kept her going, so it's okay. She can bang her trainer as much as she wants
>>544009276I brainlagged a bit it's just (1-0.0375)^90
>>544009302I'm not paying for shit and I heard the SSR unlocker is a grindfest, i'm going from 1 to 2 MLB
>>544008486Seiun would do this
I don't care about Riko I'm just praying I'll get one creek in the free pulls
>>544009463And fall asleep midway through.
I'm literally not rolling anything (Umas OR Supports) so I might as well drop the 15k on Riko to spark and upgrade my SRs and then patiently wait for Tamamo Cross to drop.
>>544009302I'm gonna roll on the kitasan rerun AND have creek to 3LB
>>544008924Is global ready to abuse and dehumanize their umas for 1 hour minimum every day?
>>544008404Rice wouldn't do this
you could be training umas instead of shitposting right now
I want to let you guys know I have to listen to Gourmet Parade every day now and I hate you faggots for getting me with the song.
>>544009646nah i got other things to do
>>544009646No I'll just wait this scenario out doing one career a day in ura or something and return for next scenario
>>544009646>ready to abuse and dehumanize their umas for 1 hourwhy'd they make the scenario theme so good thoughhttps://youtu.be/7OuVm8V122Q
The only SSR you will pull during the 100 rolls is Air Shakur, by the power of this 7
>>544009719?
>>544009883blow my gay lol
>>544009646Mhm nyo
>>544009302My selector going to be wasted for a LB0 Creek... maestro is stupidly useful
>>544009889you do have other umas, right, anon?
>>544009949Not with 9* Power and 7* GW and Fast Paced, Leader's Pride, Ramp Up, etc bro.
>>544009918
>>544010038you could be trying to make one
>>544008667>all the crazies are from Mcqueens lineageReally makes you think
>>544009942I'm holding on mine in case rice decides to like me, as unlikely as that is
Cygenerous!
>>544010108Explode
>>544007789>>544008852Oissu
>>544010068That's a good one bro.Have I ever talked to you about how it took 200 runs for Rudolf to produce even one 3* Speed when from Day 1 was trying to turn her in to a usable parent when my borrows were gone?1100+ Speed, 600+ Stam, 600+ Power every single run.She produced 1 3* Speed at 200 runs. And it was from an Ace training.
get more power?or +26 stam and +8 guts on stam trainingmed S runhave access to maestro and BoFA if neededend closer
>>544008252Get _____ get _____!!
>>544010247you sound like you need a break
Should I blow my 30 support tickets on Riko Rice along with the free rolls?
>>544010438no
>>544010312Stupid sexy forever unplayable Belno
>>544010438Yes, imagine the spooks
>>544009719I have my career stopped at URA until new day arrives, easy way to clear dailies
>>544008482I just had a soul sucking Rudolf run (not just because of her awful puns) and I need to be horny to cope with the pain
>>544010269Power training status?
>>544010312Correction needed on this Uma.
>>544010269>>544010269pwease help im liderally shjaking bwreoths
>stamina cards on speed>speed cards on stamina
>>544010793stamjna because I hate wasted stats
>>544010743>lvl2>three umas on speed>at least one on staminaShiraoki's forecast: Outlook not so good!
>>544010793id go stamina (or hit power)
>win Takarazuka Kinen>get Spring RunnerWhat a funny game
>>544010793Power for me
Hopeless status?
>>544011125
>>544011125hopeless
>>544010870>>544010954>>544011078oh yea i have summer, non-standard and firm tooi think my SP may not be enough
>>544010993McQueen so fat she got 12th lmaooo
>>544011154>>544011218It's a hopeful day
>>544011125I bilib
summer maru pullers when they now must train front aces
uma musumebut they want to bang their trainers really bad
>>544011526How about you bang this.
Vodka or Pasa if I want a stat stick power card?
>>544011450I mean I have a S Maru ace ready to go the only problem is she doesn't have Med S which is only slightly mitigated by having right handed and summer runner. Anytime I try to improve on it my runs get worse so I stopped caring.
>>544011734vodka if you want pure power
>>544011603Not into fisting, thanks anyway.
>>544011450I've run front aces for all four CMs so far. You merely adopted the groundwork grind, I was born in it, molded by it.
Happy Meek a cute.
>>544010793You're end. Don't be so scared of debuffs
>>544011994ok aoi
>6th time I've gotten a random Windy event the past 2 daysi'm nooooticing
>26 races>21 skills
>>544011450It'll get easier with Aoharu, assuming you have your own parentsTrust the plan
>>544012284Look upon my works ye mighty and despair
What the fuck.
endGODS will win leo ez pz
>>544012827
>S maru keeps losing after activating angling>bring a dominator debuffer with a bunch of hesitants>no one can catch up anymoreReally making me think
Why is she looking at me like that?
>>544012854what horse is this
>>544013025sweep tosho
>>544013025sweep
>>544013075>>544013080what a brat
oguri leg locking you
>>544012854EATYOURVEGGIES
>>543995124i found 150 wit avoids this
>>544012920Ssshhh you NEED 2 fronts, you can't just use the double dominator tech meant for Oguri
>top/bottom row certified sovlless metafagyou aren't getting called out by %90 WR fraud right /uma/?
>>543995124that's what you get for running debut with racewear
>>544013279buy an ad
>>544013279>BASED OSHI PVP>somehow this makes all other horses not fit for that tierWhat a fag
>his hp dropped below the rape threshold and he doesn't have any irl recovery skills to save himself
>>544013279>Rice >functioning kitlollmao event. training Rice
When's the next friend point card? I have like 100k in the stock
Was IRL Doto and Opera bffs too? Or is their relationship just uma fanfiction
>>544013279>daiwa>debuffer
>>544013184About that...https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gingering>Gingering, or gingering the tail is the practice of making a horse carry its tail high, and to a lesser extent to encourage it to move in a lively fashion, by applying an irritant, such as raw ginger, to its anus or vagina.
Will you give Bono your carats?
>>544013279>functioning kit>raisuthanks Mr. 33% WR
>>544013564I heard they're actually pretty chill when they did their retirement ceremony together
>>544013279>seiun sky>favorable for consistencyFucking wut? She doesn't have a single gold recovery in her kit and this is the Geebill cup. She's going to be my last training target and there's like an 80% chance she's getting canned for my Taurus Stinky at this point.
>>544013516>cafe drinking umabucks
>>544013564iirc the story goes that Doto thought Opera's jockey was the real TM Opera O and hated him fiercely, he got along with the hors great though. Also conjecture that he hated the jockey for whipping his hors friend.or maybe I am thinking of a different hors.
I never played Umamusume, but this is a canon pairing?>https://files.catbox.moe/as404a.png
>try your best with your fav :3>Says the faggot using SMaru and Seiun SkyThere's a special place in hell for "people" like this
>>544013279How is Seiun favorable for consistency and not Gold Ship who is even more consistent as the only End Closer who can reach 6th and up with barely any mid race skills because of her fucking stupid ass unique. Also what makes Based Oshi Pvp and Weak Skills in Kit any different. And why the everloving FUCK is Daiwa Scarlet in Debuffer???
>>544013836She has 10% stamina growth, 900 stam and 1 gold is enough
>get the hints>no med S>get med S>no hintsle sigh... which one do i use
>>544013279I only trust the 100% WR Californian toreina
>>544013836She has 100% chance of activating unique if she's in front
>>544013919Not really, they had one big race together.That art is heinous even by futa standards and I would know.
>>544014053unironically buy an ad
>>544013998the only reason a Seiun Sky would beat a Maruzensky is a high roll or a badly built Maruzensky. It's bias and he's an idiot.
>>544014007Second and just pray she is in good position on the last corner and just explodes with speed..
Just rolled these, are they any good?
>>544014007righthomestretch haste is bad stop getting it
>>544014007neither, if you don't have at least 850 stam with 2 gold recoveries you don't run a sub 600 wit pace. A single double gold debuff check will kill your taiki dead. As pace unironically the most important stat besides max speed is pow.
>>544014198wait a moment
>>544014261this is literally a lie I've never gassed with 800 stam 1 gold even in room with 2 debuffers
>>544014198R--nbow D-sh and -pplej-ck should switch aesthetics t b h
>>544014198JANNY ONE GOT OUT GET HIS ASS
>>544014351the double gold is a backup because of the low wit proc chance
>>544012042>don't be afraid of debuffs>0% failurePeak /uma/ advice
>>544014261How many pow are we talking about?
>>544014198Tumblr reaaally can't help themselves, can they?
/uma/ you fucking bitch.
>>544014439800 minimum
>>544014439more than your average pace oguri so probably around 900 cause thats your real competition.
>>544013279Why's creek bad and tachyon good when they're practically the same
>>544014490no we're fucking horse, the dogfuckers are in another general
I've been doing races every time there's only one card or a single rainbow no other cards stack and I gotta say, it's really highlighting how dogshit my cards and luck are.
GAME GIVES ME with 4 spd 1 tazuna 1 creek >1200 SPEED>1000 STAMINA>700 POWER>400 WIT>0 S MEDIUM>0 TAIL HELD HIGH
>>544014475>turning JJBA horses into umas GOOD>turning horse cartoon horses into umas BAD
>>544014475???this is as harmless as it comes
>>544013998-Falco and Seiun should be switched-Golshi and Red Teio should be switched-Scarlet I have no idea what he is doing with-BASED OSHI PVP tier I just assume he is sucking off some of his discord friendsthere's a bunch of other nitpicks but I can't bother
pace chaser ryanthink about it
Some dude actually made a blocker kek
i think CYGAYMES are cowards for not showing if other countries also do concerts after the race.like did Montjeu have a cutesy song and dance after mogging el condor pasa at the larc
*jiii~*
>>544014789Too late you got me thinking about abs sexo, gonna go kick over a steel chair.
>>544013998I assume Scarlet is the f2poor blocker du jour this CM.
>>544014789>lets make the horse who's strongest asset is getting 6th place and put her in a position that makes her not able to get 6th place unless the entire room is front runners
>>544014916Do burger and bongs have rock band concerts?
>>544014616tachyon comes with a non-maestro gold recov which means you only have to run super creek for maestro and can drop spechudtachyon also comes with med corners + med straights whereas creek only comes with ramp up
>>544014916they do
>>544014963we live in the s.maru world nowif you run 2 fronts and pacer ryan, you are halfway there
>>544014963Stop running NN with Ryan
>>543992761>>543992993>>544008769I LOVE NTR(NTR Top Road)
>>544014916the larc conert in game IS the song they sing at the concert after the larc bwo
@umagrok what is the genius lyrics analysis of the of the umapyoi song from uma musume
reset teio!
>take Air Groove out of my deck>immediately miss groundwork 3 runs in a rowI HAVE 14 GROUNDWORK STARS
>>544015184Why are Western translators like this? Why can't they just translate? Why do they need to localize?
Dia...
>>544015184I know they're going for the airhead urbanite using city slicker slang but HATE TRANSLATORS.
How good is s. marus unique when inherited?
I'm going to try pace nature
>>544015419quite terrible and she has one of the worst affinity charts in the game
>>544015356???what do you think gyaru talk sounds like in english
>>544015016You say as if creek doesn't have maestro and her unique as 2 heals in her kit letting her use other cards..She also has a much better career than Tachyon (as in easier to not fuck up) and like Tachyon's dominatah she also has hesitant pace shitters if you want to spice it up.
>>544015406*LOCALIZERS I meant.
>>544015356>>544015406Literally how the fuck are you supposed to translate japanese slang into english you fucking DUMBASSES.
A week ago every room was a triple stinkfest nature, now every uma is over stammed with a min of 800+2 golds and all stam debuffers have been replaced with a focus on dominator. Global really is the most tryhard server.
>>544015419Hybrid taxed, Dead on arrival.
>>544015638>Global really is the most tryhard server.west wins once again
>>544015509>>544015652Fuck and I rolled a pretty good parent too. 3* power 3* groudwork.oh well
>>544015638>he was gaslit into building umas to survive 6 debuffers
>>544015604I'm sure you've got other options than your regular roblox server for your localizing needs.
What does an Ace Summer Special Week need besides Pump Iron and Red Shift/Shooting for Victory?
>>544013279Now I'm motivated to win with my purple tier girls
>>544015419>3s 0.15 speedliterally the same stats as THH or fast paced.
>>544015638People are coming around to the idea that stam debuffs are shit with how often people get gaslit into overstamming on global, so speed debuffs are favored now. Literally every content creator for cm1 and 2 and now every guide for cm4 is advising people to overstam, making the debuffs virtually useless.
>>544015549I think if you want to build umas with 3 recovery uniques you should be relying on 3 golds, using stamina as a dump stat, and pumping power. So something like 3 spd/2pow/super creek works on Tachyon because of her speed growths. Much harder to do on Super Creek because you can't use her card and she has stamina growths, which basically requires you to go 4 speed.
>>544015907On Your Left but that will be a stat sacrifice because you'll either be using Neicha wit on the 30th or >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>guts tickezoelse just keep your stats intact and get a slick surge spark onto her.
>>544015936Ganbare, Tickezo-san.
>>5440159071000 stamina, 2 gold recoveries and lvl 6 unique
>>544013279>Fuku>No>got wrecked by oneShit tierlist
>>544015907PTO/Slipstream, Late Straights/Corners, Medium Straights/Corners, Ramp Up, THH. Slick Surge.
>>544016104Thanks!
>>544013279>daiwa>debuffernani
>>544015638>>544015825Im running 3 pace with different set of staminai dont give a shit anymore
>>544016156I mean he had the Lucky 7 buff (don't know if that's ultra busted or not but it feels like it sometimes)
>>544016153>>544016164Thank you as well!
>>544015638It's funny you hear nothing but guide regurgitation until they put it into practice and lose a couple times until they say fuck it. How many times must it repeat for them to get it?
now that's my villain
my goldship doesn't have pump should i remake her
>>544016428yes
>>544013612I'll give her my semen between her huge tits yeah fuck I need to save up runnig out of carats
Guys I think I'm starting to like Dia...
>3 borrowed run>both borrowed and my parent are all medium except for one 2* late surger>no medium S for 3 runsMaybe I'll just go with my non medium S for Leo
>get a strong start>get 0 rainbows in the Senior Year, again
>>544016324>People overstam anticipating stamina debuffs>Other people exploit this to bring speed debuffs>People respond by understamming to cram more speed in>Stamina debuffs become good againAnyone have that image of the princess bride late surger gold ship post?
>>544016689i don't get it
Nyes...debuffers are out...I'm not running double murmur....nyehehe
>>544016693its not going back to stam deboofers because their kit is too specialized in requiring 2 gold reds meaning they can't hybrid are complete dead weight unlike dominator enjoyers.
when in doubtoguri
>>544016758she loves sweets
>>544016836Sei-chan erotic...
>>544017096oh no they're multiplying
>>544016758https://x.com/itota_art/status/1981981690584269228
*sips*>you NEED 1200 stamina 2 golds!>ok but you NEED 1000 stamina 2 golds!>ok but you NEED 850 stamina 2 golds!>ok I KNOW 850 stamina 1 gold umas keep winning lobbies but THEY ARE JUST LUCKY OK????>ok actually the track is shorter than taurus 850 stamina 1 gold is enough>well not many people are running mayano anyway you should max speed skills instead>the REAL debuffs were velocity based!!^you are here>ok actually you shouldn't even bother to train before Aoharu anyway>I can't believe i fell for the double debuffer meme I have 2 dead weights in my team and my one ace got screwed by rng
Anyone have a recording of the Golshi / Jordan interaction all these anons are whining about? I just spent 15 minutes refreshing the home page trying to get it with no luck.
>>544016693You don't have to anticipate what people are doing in the sweat/whale practice rooms, you need to anticipate what the 95% of players who just show up with whatever are going to do.
>>544016693Found it.>>544017029Hybrid dominators aren't worth it, because you sacrifice velocity skills to run a gold debuff that isn't consistent in the least.
>>544016647I saw alot of posts of /uma/ players not getting S Medium today with 3 borrowsI feel like its rigged
>>544017257I know 2 people at the Aoharu stage, it's not looking good
The only REAL uma guide you need start reading toreina.>"The Thoroughbred exists because its selection has depended, not on experts, technicians or zoologists, but on a piece of wood: the winning post of the Epsom Derby. If you base your criteria on anything else, you will get something else, not the Thoroughbred".>"A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character".>"A true champion is a horse that wins under any conditions, in any environment.">“In the pedigree of a stayer of classic quality you will always find the name of a horse that was a good sprinter.”>"Never remain attached to your female lines Mating mares is all about constant experimentation"
>>544017257>>I can't believe i fell for the double debuffer meme I have 2 dead weights in my team and my one ace got screwed by rngkek this was me in taurus
>>544017257everything is true until the last line, not worthy of shazam posting.
>>544016689What's the deal with this Touhou ass bitch and should I look forward to her in 5 years?
I wanted to put Maruzensky on my red Corvette then I found out her car is a Lamborghini
>>544012827>>544014023Oh no please not the cute possessive uma girlfriend
>>544017463>>"A true champion is a horse that wins under any conditions, in any environment."I KNEEL DigiGOAT
>>544017289The sweat/practice rooms simulate finals really well, so that is what you should be prepping for. Getting there is trivial.
>>544017795meant for>>544017272
>>544012854>YADA
>>544017463>Mating mares is all about constant experimentationhuh
>>544017795>>544017952Not in my experience, but n=3, so who knows?
>>544017463>>544017782
>>544017656Menhera horseVery strong on med/mile too if you're a metafag
>>544017269
>>544017193Cute and eroi
Remember "Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality."
>>544015029...cool
>>544017656https://youtu.be/1veimw2H9z4Check her story, she's really cute
>>544018250Nah, you're thinking of networking.
>>544018250Isn't that the pink dog
I DID MY RUNS DON'T DO IT DANCHOU
>>544006942The RAPED
and then the horse started singing about how much she wanted to win the french race and i started crying bro
>>544018670
I want to fuck this danchou
>>544018483Sex with mares
the magic of parent runs is that you get all the inspiration that you never get on ace runs
>>544006942Then you really love her
>>544007892not really
>>544018910i want to tickle those ears
ticket SEX!?
next thread will be better
>>544019272WINNING sex.
>>544017463This literally describes Ogurin.
I am not using pump for my late ace
>>54399764150k sign up bonus for joining ICE. Imagine, anon. You get paid to deport browns AND take down retarded protesters when they inevitability do stupid shit. Imagine all the carats you can buy with that bonus.
>>544019504maybe you should pump some iron fatass
>>544018346>>544018104Yeah I'll PASS on this and roll towards chronogenesis-sama instead
>>544019504do you enjoy losing
>>544017269>>544018172This one? Made a webm for (You)https://files.catbox.moe/zdw99d.webm
>>544019519Rather die than be a tool of the judengoverment
>>544019805I'm winning though
>>544019849Thank you even if I can barely hear them talk over the blaring music (Tracen should do something about that this is a school not a cheap bar). I agree with the complainers, that's an awful translation, Mikey isn't even dropping any real slang here.
>>544019468now you know why Xmas oguri is the strongest
>>543999886>Director with gold door = you got the banner 3* umaNope, just a guarenteed 3*. Happened to me when pulling for Maru and got Fuji instead.
>>544019519As soon as the political winds shift they'll have you rebuilding black neighborhoods or something, no thanks. umamusume
>>544019849That's an incredibly strange looking Winning Ticket crying about taiyaki
me on the right
>>544019519THIS POST IS CERTIFIABLY GLOWING BRIGHTLY.
>>544020402I think they change this in jp eventually but for now yeah
which is better use of the SSR selector, getting a mlb of kitasan or my first copy of SC or FM?
>>544020674Getting MLB > Getting 0LB SSR.
>>544020674FM easily.
>>544020674SC and FM both suck at 0LB. You're going to borrow them anyway.
>>544020674i'd save it until you pull on whatever banner
>>544020674I have a better questionwhy are you SC/FMlet?
Anons it's my first 3* stamina after like 500 career runs. Could be better but at least I have one and it has a distance red.
>>544020674Having meastro of your own and not having to perma borrow SC is the most liberating feeling in this world
Can someone gaslight me please
>>544019739We have Chrono Genesis at home
>>544021013>1* URAGlue I'm afraid.
I hate Winning Ticket.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>544021128you don't need groundwork on medium or long races on your fronts
>>544021249You don't mean that.
>>544021168can't you turn that into 3* with the event?
>>544021249Taishin wouldn't say this
>>544021249taishin would never mean this
>>544021013Give me back my whites thief
Are you guys really running 18* parents with 18* URA and perfect affinity? I just don't get it. Even when I run 4 spd cards, I just can't cap speed. And it's not like I get a good stamina or str either, it's all sub 600 shit. I'm really starting to get angry about it. It's just random constant random bullshit bombardment and I never get more than 2 rainbows in slots that matter.How many fucking runs takes it?Like, I can't even hit a fucking stats, forget about fucking skill RNG from hints and parents.
>>544021128The chances of activating Lucky Seven are about the same as those of activating Let's Pump Some Iron.
Aston Maverick?Aston... Martin..What was it again?
So... this does literally nothing, right?
>>544021507post deck, uma and parents
>>544021128The game is fun and lacking QoLs actually makes it better.
run status : saved
will I ever get taiki shuttle if I missed out on her
>>544021637>free 3s 0.15 velocity>bad
>>544021507Yes, theres no other way to get more stamina or power.Im running 4 speed cards yes the even the Narita Brian one since I dont have King Halo MLB.4 speed is like a 80% of getting 1200 speed while playing balanced.
>>544021637Who told you it does nothing?
Taishin loves Tickezo she just doesn't know it.
Starting to think that maybe I should just run 3 late carries and hope for one to stick
>>544021798>>544021815Is this continuing the gaslight or what
>>544021941You should run 1 front to gamble for A&S, 1 pace to gamble for redshift + SFV, and 1 late to gamble for iron. Embrace gambling.
>>544022191Your end??
>>544021507anon i cap speed maybe once in 10 runs running 3speed2stam1witliterally just do more runs or you are completely misplaying the gameyou should have lvl4 speed training by the end of classic year by the latest
>>544022273I don't play Gold Ship because I'm an honorable Umamusume gamer.
>>544021507Could be an uma issue if she has no speed growth. See >>544021638
>>544022348Gold Ship is now a sovlful pick because everybody has moved on to Maruzensky and fronts thoughever
>>544022348>He didn't pull for Taishinholy brick
new threadNOW
should i
>"just don't die">to suzuka>on day before tenno sho autumMATIKANEFUKUKITARU????WHAT???
>>544022482>Taishinyes let me intentionally sit on 9th and do nothing for the entire race
>>544021274>>544021518>>544021649These are some powerful gaslights, thank you I can rest now
>>544021941Actually maybe bring fronts and ends
>>544022501I'd bake if we were at image limit but no point right now.
>>544022348Goldshi is a glorified late that starts behind everyone/on the outside.
>>544022501dozo >>544022686
Aoharu (Unity Cup for you filthy EOPs) can't come soon enough.
>>544022707>sub 900 replies>only page 8>not even at image limityou fucking retard
>>544021956it activates after position keep so it sticks
>>544022797is there a hidden bonus for getting to 900 replies?
>>544022583Anon, you run 3 umas out of 9. Surely one of them will activate Lucky Seven.>gambling game>too scared to gamblengmi desu
>>544022894Nah you need 901 (914 to account for bad mood)
>>544022797>only page 8page 8 was the go to for making a new thread for the longest time>NO IT HASNT REEE IVEBEEN HERE LONGERTHANYOUFAIDLKSADASokay sperg dont care
>>544023019Visiting all the hot tourist spots? What's the best general you've crashed this week?
Love big fat tits
should i trust the gaslightlator's evaluation on ramp up? it's always on the lower end in mediansand also homestretch haste (yes i know its terrible but its kino)
>>544025002Patrician.
>>544025472Haste is underrated, especially since it always procs after you've finished accelerating.inb4, "it can trigger at the finish line"Just get higher wit
>>544020674its well known the jump for kita 3lb>mlb is negligible
>>544025481Very, very nice Dotos, great tasteIf the tits make you wanna have paizuri or cleavage titsex then I love em' simple as'.
>>544025472ramp up is just a really high value skill for being relatively cheap. In terms of effect only frontrunners who live off of replacing their pow stat with a page full of skill spam really shines.
>>544020674Swinging Maestro is the best skill in the game
>>544021168>if it's not perfect it's shitwhy are you like this, you miserable fucking nigger?
>>544020639Just throwing out ideas for waging that might actually be enjoyable, you faggot. Could go into the trades instead. Be a lineman or something along that. Hard work but they do pay very well.
>>544017289
>>544012854>turns her into a brat whose dialogue is mostly throwing tantrumsthey.....really do their homework. The dude who designed Sweepy is a fucking genius
