>Elden Ring Tarnished Edition delayed to 2026https://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1981360180580217143>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1024>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and trickshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>543924998
It got archived the exact moment i hit post fucking fuck
i thought we died for a moment there
>HEH, DON'T WORRY MY HECKIN WHOLESOME TRANS PANSEXUAL MTF E-GIRLFRIEND. I, DEMISEXUAL ENBY QUEER TERF DESTROYER, WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THIS TRANSPHOBIC BIGOT ALT RIGHT FASCIST FIELD BOSS>TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING CHUD INC-WAIT NOOOOOOOO MY SUPER VALID AND EMPOWERING TRANS NEOVAGINA HAVER GIRLFRIEND THE BOSS IS CHEATING THIS ISN'T FAIR!!>HELP ME KAMALA HARRIS I DID MY PART AND GOT VACCINATED I JUST WANTED TO BE A COCONUT BRAT HELP ME-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
non-gay thread >>544020316
>>544020330yeah that was fucking weird
I think there are no random seeds, I think it's all actually based on time that you queue. You are more likely to get certain nightlords at certain time of certain day in deep, I don't have enough data yet to prove this.
>>544020806nigga how exactly do you think random seeds work?"random seeds" use timestamps for their calculations, total randomness is not a concept that can be replicated
>>544020806dis nigga don't know how random numbers are generated point and laugh
>>544020762Why are you making another thread? Are you retarded?
this ce kino will hit the q in about 10 minutes
>>544021478>rot buildup under max hpshit build
Sorry computer died, should brb, don’t die pls
>>544020914>>544020972Chill retards, not everyone is a CS nerd.
>>544021894Too late. The demihuman queen got us.
this game is unplayable with the amounts of bugs at this time of the day
>>544022052I don't have this problem when I play with my erg friends
I love my daughter-wives!
>>544022051Ugggghhhh I had the best weapon ever too
>Heh, that bigot Chud only has months old clips, erg bows to me n-ACKKKKKKK!
>>544022550to be fair he's playing r*ider
ggs ed bugsi like the fight but they could do with more HP
SHIFTY WHY ARE YOU STILL PLAYING
>>544022625gg ED bugs more like EZ bugs am I rite
>>544022625gg bugs, been a while since I've had a fight that smooth
also enjoy this curated clip from yesterday
1/3
>>544022625Go to sleep sissy. You have a long day tomorrow.
>>544022550>>544020614>>544020762stop shitposting please
>>544022694e
>>544022625>ED Bugs more HPwhat dont' they already have highest hp
dogs have weird hit boxes
atleast be ED
STOP SPINNING BBH AROUND AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>544022052weekend players are usually the worst
>>544023664idk my math said D5 heolstor had 102k and Maris 109k or something>>544024169I am unable to roll forward / bnackwards i have to spazz
>>544024169let me guess, a troonchess or a trooneye
>>544024318tidejeet wvlder
kek wtf were all those projectiles? gg goat
GG goat we melted his ass>>544024593This bow might be the single best random drop I've ever had ngl
>>544024779damn nice. duchess also had something
i fought ed libra only twice in depths and lost. he's impossible
>>544024842Pretty sure she had rancor call? That's my best guess.
>>544024842ancient death rancor, lucky early drop from first poihad some juicy loot this run, glad it was ed
why am I not finding a game after our last one, 2 other runs finished..
>>5440255981/3 for me....
>>544025598>>544025668im getting on
>>544025598cause you is blocked nigga
gonna queue but if i run into trish i'll alt+f4
>>544025598im taking a break
>>544025598I kinda wanna go store, can whoever matches into me carry untill I'm back?
>>544025815just block xher
>>544025598i'm eating. soon i will queue (by then you will be in a match and it'll be my turn to wait 40 minutes)
>>544025862get me some of those sweet empowered chicken things
>>544025598Cooling down my computer so it doesn’t explode mid run and I have to scramble together negations
>>544020653they fuckin'?
>>544022052I think china should get nuked
>check what the one trick pony stre*mer is doing>video is titled "Slimmy host paid the price for being an onahole"Cringe. Who watches these?
gg horseyone game away from 9999
>>544026976GG horsebros, i'm terrible against his 2nd phase... actually thought it would be a hitless fulghor for a moment there
>>544022594To be f-ACK!
>>544020614>raped by demihumans>raped by fulghor>raped by dogs>raped by deathrite bird>raped by libraIs gremlin the most raped revtroon on erg?
>>544026976>>544027082Ggs, my game was stuttering and slowing down that entire match, borderline unplayable. I don't know what caused it. t. Wylder
>>544025980i am now in queue
>>544027369>AAAAAACK!!!!
>>544027369see >>544027302It's one thing to 3bar as Revenant but 3barrig as the best character vs the easiest Everdark is un-recoverable levels of raped.
>>544027302Ironically the one who posted the first webm is spirit
>>544027686Irrelevant, both dogshit reclusefrauds.
ggs ED adel
GG ED2 Adel
>>544027686Spirit is a cute sissy though so she gets a pass
>>544028317gg a bit laggy for me sorry, my internet kinda shit itself methink.
>>544028317pic>>544028412was laggy for me too
>>544028412Can't believe you left us against castle boss.
>>544028530>instant replay saved
Wylder Cummies in Duchess Tummies
>>544029209Give some cummies to revvy too
stop saying cummy
how many of you still listen to the game music instead of muting it and listening to whatever
>>544029682i have the music on but just to notify me of boss aggronormally have other shit playing in the background either music or streams
>>544029682I only listen to in game music in every game
I was so set up for ED
GG augur, we were overprepared by a lot lmao
>>544029682brown hands
gg wylda and ironeye, finally regular augur once in a while
>>544030082nobody wants to fight normal augur
>>544030082Do you look like that?
>>544030082Awooga
>>544030149regular augur has started to grow on me, i actually like the boss mechanics it provides. much better than his dogshit ''lmao stom ruler fight'' version
So when will you fags stop talking about Slopreign and talk about Elden Ring again?
>>544031060When something new in elden ring happens
>>544031060What's there to talk about with Elden shit? Solved game, ruined lore thanks to shitshow of the turdtree.
>>544031195There is nothing new in Slopreign>>544031228>What's there to talk about with Elden shit? Solved game, ruined lore thanks to shitshow of the turdtree.Same as Slopreign
>>544031747There's nothing new in elden ring>>544031747Same as elden ring
>>544031228Even though the dlc lore was good
gg fulghor
>>544032164Even though no one expected shitdahn and it's fanservice tier slop. Does nothing worthwhile with Miquella or his followers. Also Messmer out of nowhere.
>ggSHUT THE FUCK UPNOBODY FUCKING CARES
>>544032545i care
>>544029053nice faceplant.
>>544032545Gg dog, trying to fight BBH at the end was a wacky idea
>>544029682Game requires a lot of focus so other music would only either distract me or I wouldn't even be hearing it. In-game music only.
>>544032545>lil spermie gets triggered by 2 letters
>>544032510Let me guess you just wanted a Godwyn boss fight
>>544032738are you kidding? it would have been easy if you just fucking came with me. we had nutso damage and I tank him like a dream.
>>544029682i turn off all music because it unironically makes me too reactive and usually causes me to fuck up rollsi always turn it on during caligo fights tho, the music makes me go open mouth soiboi pointing at the screen
Is Manta live today or is she doing another WMAF breeding session with Zorban?
Miquella had 3 things on his to do list before the dlc:Grant godwyn a true deathGrow haligtreeCure Malenias rotDlc about Miquella happens and literally none of those 3 things get addressed and Radahn is back for no reason.
https://www.twitch.tv/artemisangeliquepedobro anon i think you will enjoy this streamer...
Does anyone else hate the gargoyles in Elden Ring, not the specific boss fight in siofra river but just the fights in general, the way they drop them around as minibosses in so many places and I just don't enjoy fighting them the way they're so big and dynamic just makes it not enjoyable for me how you're just hacking away at their ankles again while it spazzes out leaping into the sky and spinning around, it feels like the exact parody of what people meme about elden ring boss fights how they're so over the top. I wish they'd made them smaller or something I just hate how large they are.
>>544033218Lay off the pita bread and FP shards Duchie...
>>544033218Her black bf is so lucky
>>544032961It was an utterly dogshit idea for minimal gains, going to the church was a better idea since we were doing such good damage
>>544033291No no no delete this. The post-damage defense force will be triggered.
>>544033324Why did you post this holy shit I'm cringing so much. Why is she trying so hard to sound like a child I literally can't understand what she says AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH bleach my motherfucking eyes right now.
>>544033084>>544032758>>544030073>>544029859>>544029803I think I might turn the music off for now and listen to my own during the overworld, but turn it back on for the nightlordI feel like half of the stress from the nightlord comes from the music, Libra was a whole lot less intimidating without his song playing
>>544033361Think they’re the boss I died to the most on my first playthrough. Honestly love them though, I just like tough bosses that can be learnt and managed
Oh there's another ded thread i didn't see this one...no more queue anon?Good horse btw
>Spinning red BBH around constantly>Spinning Nameless King around constantlyDuchess please stop I'm fucking begging you
>>544034352i do this but i'm ironeye and i'll use my skill to go through the boss and right next to you
gg hotdog
gg ED dogsdidn't discover a staff that whole game fucking hellmoonviel's skill damage fucking sucks i even had generic magic/full hp atk buffs too
GG dogs, clean run.
Nightreign killed discussion on this general
>>544034056I never really had trouble with them because I was always overlevelled for the gank fight, but I just don't enjoy the fight I like boss fights to feel like a dance and they don't it's just dodging and hacking at their ankles while there mostly out of view. They would have been better if they were half the size I think.
>>544034617From this image I can gather that Pepe jobbed once again and got bailed out
>>544034662The dlc lore did that
YOU STUPID FUCK UNBLOCK MEI LITERALLY DIDNT DO ANYTHING
>>544034617I've noticed this too, why was Moonveil so broken in ER but so nerfed in NR?
>>544034662discussion about what? how much time you wasted lorefagging miyasloppy and grrm's cash grab?
>>544034815i think i would've had more dps with a torch w/ magic on charge hit
alright I cleared the blocklist but I swear to god........
>>544034959>doesnt have anyone blockedthats a block
nah stay blocked you fucking browns, I rather sit in queue for another 2 business days
gg ED horse, sorry about dying so much the battle was extremely laggy for me, the boss was literally floating around
SoTE was unironically what killed ER with how disappointing it was. Being mid is not good enough when you are following up base ER.
gg mystery horse, that was scary as fuck in the beginning none of us had lightning. another scary thing was both of you DCing at the same time but glad yall managed to come back
>>544034751He's the only one using an honest character in that screenshot.
>>544035440Gg but please stop spinning shit constantly we're not all playing duchess, turning Nameless king's attacks into unironic 360's that OHKO is painful.
Ok whatever I actually have other friends to play with cunt unlike you probably
>tfw no /erg/ wife
queuing for cunny
>>544035753whoops! hehe...idk how to stop that tho i just dodge the attacks normally
>win my 8900 game>omg I'm 9999 rated, fuck yes!>wait a sec
>>544034815There's a few things dumpstered in NR like Pest Threads and Moonveil, they're totally useless. Moonveil even gets a nice -20% damage minimum from nightlords due to magic damage.
>>544036249?
>>544036091It's just dodging forwards and backwards instead of repeatedly to the sides.
oh yea im 9999 now hooray
>>5440363689000 =/= 9999
gg crater bugs!
>>544037127nooo shut up dont be happy
>bored and depressed, can do whatever much time today>still no urge to boot the gamedeep killed the game.
ggs buggos. imagine if i could find even a single fucking bow with RoA on it. sigh... a man can dream.>>544033580i'll take basement boss runes and a talisman roll over one singular flask charge every time. especially since we could have actually used the runes and all of us could have used better talismans. absolutely insane to cry about someone wanting to do basement bbh (not even fucking red) when we have the damage and the circle center is right next to it AND there still being trolls up we could have taken on the exit. by contrast going for a church in the ass end of the map gets us fuck all.
>>544037327okay.. i got bugs again please no es bugs please please please
>>544036685Ohhh
>>544037651Dumb bitch
>>544035753C tier seethe
>>544036091>>544035753This is so cute. You two would make a fantastic /erg/ couple.
>>544037372This and the obnoxious attention whore trannies
>>544038254This. Cute couple now.
>>544038550There are no trannies here. It’s all in your head. You’re crazy.
Just grinding games at D4 so I can join the que after my massive deranking incident. I'm almost back to D5 now3times 3bar rez but successive attack passives and ironeye being ironeye saved the game
>>544039196>There are no trannies here. It’s all in your head. You’re crazy.You type like a tranny
ggs caligo
GGs caligo, rough beginning but we pulled through
good games today i will now sleep
>>544039534>>544039678GG, i thought that run was doomed after the invader camp incident where i lost like 80k runes but thank god it was just normal caligopic related is myself after getting downed by normal caligo
>>544039734goodnight cutie
>>544039534>>544039678>>544039734>>544040182>>544039959Kill yourselves tranny faggots
>>544039959Reddit picture
>>544039489That’s crazy you’re crazy. I’m a manly man just like you. I like beer and steak and loli vtubers.
>>544040702>loli vtubersYup tranny
gg eepy horse lol
Did this nigga just forfeit?Anyway gg daughter-wife and legolas
>>544041117not sure i think sleep proc broke his ai or something
>>544041282>>544041117https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egRXqQWFfPI
>>544041117First time I've ever seen sleep proc on the nightlord and the entire team actually not breaking him out of it before he got crit
gg bug
>>544041831gg bugs, they're cool but i hate them
>>544042082i thought that was gonna be much more painful. i just had a fire straight (gay) sword
STOP WITH THE FUCKIN GG POSTSSTOP IT ALREADY JUST FUCKING STOP STOP STOPJUST FUCKING STOP IT ALREADYNOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR SHIT FUCKING GAMES STOP IT RIGHT NOW OR I'M GONNA FLIP THE FUCK OUTSTOP ITSTOP POSTING THAT SHIT STOPPPPPPPP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU FUCKING DISCORDSLOP NIGGERS ARE MAKING ME LOSE MY MIND
>>544042682im not on discord which is why i say gg heregg
>>544042682terr take your meds
>>544042682ummm nyo...
>>544042682shut up trish
>>544042682gg
>>544042948cute art
>>544029682I have had a playlist on for forever now. There's only snoozefest music for the traversing part and then suddenly epic boss battle music for Soldier of Godrick. Gotta jack up that BPM to say in rhythm with the fast action
Why is Mike such a little shit?
>>544042948that's cute
gg
>>544042682gg meltdown
It’s time
Millicent Blade of Tarnished
>>544042682not saying gg is rude. Welcome to /erg/ culture. We say gg here.
qing for d5, don't make me wait
>>544042682gg post
pov you cleared the blocklist 2 days ago
NOT gg
>>544043871do not unblock dantevis he STILL queueing in erg? is he even fucking getting games?
>>544043996every single bad post you see in here is him basically
thank fuck you had a wending
>>544043871>>544043996>>544043959-800 boys, kek
>>544042682GG, GGpostbros. It was a rough post but we managed to pull it together.
GG Horse, good thing I had grace lmao, that was almost really bad.
>>544044084GG wending grace>>544044125GG comic
>game crashes last 3 games I had with terr??
>>544044125
wow that was close, geegees>>544044084>>544044202my jaw dropped to the floor when it happened, i was like how the fuck??
I'm drunk and I'm queueing
>>544044173I was a bit surprised when anon pinged us to write a post but it went smoothly and we ended up at 15+ words written and letters to spareSmooth like a shaved pussy and shaved pits if you know what I mean
>>544044349
>>544043996I am so surprised seeing this as well. Does he legit just sit there for hours waiting until he gets a match? What's his end goal?
>>544044572do not apply sane normal human logic to slavs
>>544044572>hoursidk about that, takes me max 5 mins to queue on the password when I want, surprised to see those 2 trannies tho, haven't made fun of them in a whilehow's that derank working for you?
>>544044883kek
>Mass blocking didn't work>Watching stream to dodge zorban queueing up didn't work>Griefing his games didn't work>Revealing to his chat that zorban plays with 4chan incels didn't workSisters... what do we do now?
>>544045156>Revealing to his chat that zorban plays with 4chan incels didn't workof course retard his chat is literally just people from this thread lmao
>>544043489fromsoft hate him.
GG D5 Caligo.Black flame blade with increased duration is based. I wish I got the 100% passive duration but 60% on weapon is good enough too.
>>544014237Sadly, it was not to be…
>>544022301basado>>544022550kek>>544026117i love sweet chili wings too
>I am going to destroy Caligo with Flame, fall upon them on a red seal>Wait why is it only dealing like 1.1k>Kill Caligo>Check in training room>The spell is actually complete dogshit, blackflame ball does equivalent damage if you include the DoTAbsolutely unreal, what the fuck is this bullshit
>>544046017>>544046348
>>544046376i don't think i have ever used any giantsflame incantation
>>544026523Don’t we all?>>544027375Hot!>>544029209>>544029354Both true.
>>544043679>>544043680>>544044125>>544044349>>544039734made for me
why does the DoN q never show the actual amount of players, it always goes from 1/3 to 3/3
>>544046729i've had 2/3 before
>>544044572>>544044883Fetal Alcohol Syndrome kid, please understand
>>544031228>>544031747>>544032510>>544032545>>544034547>>544034662>>544034752>>544034820>>544037372>>544042682You struck a nerve but rest assured your posts remain true regardless.
>>544033218zorban must be watching cus he’s sure as hell not the ‘WM’ in that pairing>>544033464>>>/co/ntainment
>>544043871The only person I have blocked is terr. Idea being, if enough people block him, he wouldn't get anymore games and stop coming here. So no more posts like >>544042682
>>544047168What thread are you trying to point us to /co/anon?
>>544047168>>544047448oh shit a /co/ anon here?hey is peter still in cuck chair with paul?
>>544038550>>544039489>>544040372>>544045348my thoughts exactly.>>544044393sybau drunkard.
>>544035974is that slop>>544035976jokes on them I’ll just snatch them quickly and shut the door
>watching Gred's RL1 video>first option he brings up for placid sax is griefbow RoA
>>544033218no, you can check her YT channel, she puts up a scheduled stream if shes going to stream
>>544047448The one where we do your mom in it (it’s a daily classic)
loli love rain of arrows, man.
>>544047168The one who can claim the WM part here is the one who can manage to win a 1v3 against manta, that one ironeye and the boss
>>544047863my duchess wife
>>544047863>clumsyHey clumsy, while you're here, if someone is behind the boss/enemy, DON'T DODGE FORWARD.
>>544048012im aware i do by accident or on panic mostly
>>544048012idk if many people know it but you can control where you go with Ironeye's dash. You can dash forward and then immediately pull back on the thumbstick to go backward from your initial starting position. I use it all the time since it marks the enemy and doesn't change their facing position.-also FUCK dancer. fat assed WHORE stops and starts her big spin move in the fucking middle of it and has since das3
>>544048218>also FUCK dancer. fat assed WHORE stops and starts her big spin move in the fucking middle of it and has since das3elden ring enemies do this too. the fat godskin noble for example can cancel out of his toddler roll any time and then instantly resume it whenever he wants
>>544048473Oh yea, I remember seeing that. He like 1 frame rights himself, looks at you or stabs you, then just immediately goes back to being a wheel. assholes.
>>544048370this is basic ie tech manpretty sure anyone who played more than 10 ironeye games knows that
>>544048803i do it on purpose to kill you guys sometimes
GG Adel, last game I needed to hit the depth cap :^)
>>544049293congrats anon
gg adelthe best of runs are saved for the easiest nightlords it would appear>>544049293welcome to the club bud
i liek big dam
>>544049539arrows = rained
>>544049539Arrows = RainedSex with trish = complete
it's time
>>544049539Those fire attacks were ripping caligo to shreds.
>>544046376I saw Zorban do 6k per cast with it to Caligo
>>544049365>>544049397Thanks you two :)
>>544049539oh god its a greatbow wylder...
erg? more like gbg (greatbow general)
>>544046376>>544046608Check out zorbans last game on his stream from last night where he uses a giants flame spell against ed bugs.
>>544046608>>544050536You can do some funny shit with them vs Nightlords weak to fire. https://www.twitch.tv/zorban13/clip/RelievedWimpyDolphinCeilingCat-ITTrsq_S8A0tnwCJ
gg ED caligo, I was terribly drunk as you might have noticed, sorry for the sloppy gameplay
>>544051149what the frig lmao
>>544051597want me to post that onslaught stake
>>544051597I put on a dragon communion build because I thought it might be interesting to use against Calligo and got zero (0) dragon communion spells despite swimming in them in every other fucking matchWe won but I'm still sad, GG
>>544051702go ahead LOL
>>544051929kek, this mf even jumped to try and aura farm
>>544051929LMAOWylders whiffing their ults will never not be funny
>>544051929
>>544051929HAHAHA shieet
sorry for that lagfest adel. even I was laggy as hell that game.
Adel was teleporting all over the place despite not even being the ED version.
>>544051929>>544052127
>>544053240>>544053024Who was the brazillian in the party?
>>544033464Shut the fuck up Shlomo
fuck i'm sorryi got too greedy
fuck me, i r1'd accidentally with a stupid seal and casted black flame instead of my melee weapon and that caused that entire snowball
>>544053667terrão
>>544053905>>544053950R.I.P. what happened?
>>544054252got careless against normal libra
>>544053667im the other recluse and it wasnt me
>>544054471Damn, sorry to hear that. Happens to everyone from time to time.
dumb dragon chose me to breathe ice on after the other wylder canceled her pillarfug u
>do playhtough using backhand blades>doesn't stagger NPCs that well or some heavier types of enemies>but you can dodge and weave attacks in the gaps>execept most enemies just instead go into 5 hit combosI never noticed how much stagger is such a huge cruch, take Alabaster lords for example, with a weapon that can stagger they're easy, but when you don't stagger them on hit they literally just swing their weapon like a retard non stop. In other words, enemies are way too agressive you hardly get any good openings without getting hit, but if you can stagger then it's easy you just interrupt the enemy then back off but if you can't do that enjoy getting punished non stop by weak enemies.
ggsishizaki please don't allow ironeye and recluse invaders to spawn together thank you
>>544055267gg caligo
>>544050412He's quite handy with it desu, only using it at the best opportunities, not like some other ret*rds in the trhread!
who wants to get eepy
>>544055485I actually did some testing a while ago and wylder is the best with greatbows in terms of stock damageWylder > Raider > Guardian=StrevenantIts only like a 10% difference tho
>>544055420You have a Revenant on your team, literally have her pop ult, walk at the invader and mash R1 for 15 seconds
queue pls! Before Im giga eepy
>>544056531You're not my mom. Don't tell me what to do.
>>544057095Do it or I'm telling on you
I'm qing
>>544056531I'm waiting to snipe zorban
>>544049720Didn’t happen>>544053732Trvke
dripped to the teeth
>>544054128Sounds… brown…
>>544055485Tag?
>>544055280Aren't backhands the best weapon in the game? Lightning or status on them seems busted
>>544057918Happened
gg caligofounding rain of stars was putting in good work
gg dragon
>>544023128why do you keep posting these random characters >>544030082>>544035753>>544049397demon sex
>>544058375UUUUUUOOOOOOHHHHH BELLY EROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTIC
Really wanted to get an early Cleanrot sword for my RL1 playthrough but you have to farm some faggot in the caelid rot swamp if you don't want to wait until you get the prayer room farm? That seems brutal
Hmmm no queue, well im gonna go lunch and be back in like 40 minutes anon!
>>544058375D… do you look like t-that…?
good morning erg!!
im not queueing
gg heolstor
>>544060467gg h-man
>>544060467>>544060592gggggg
>get up>make a snack for my kid>take a shit>go clean out the junk and trash my kid left in my car>come back>sit down>see 1/3>think to myself, "oh right i was in queue"gonna beat the shit outta you guys
zorban and cupcake are doing cosplay photoshoots together, how cute
I understand the desire to use a very silly build but that was physically painful, turning Executor into a really bad version of Ironeye is not the path man
>>544062220why are you so obsessed with them? fuck off
Ughh I dont wanna ED augur
>>544062436yeah I deleted itthe 60% ap buff felt like it lasted longer in the sparring grounds
>>544062220What if Marika simply ate all the Hornsent?
>>544056317How would you communicate that?
>>544062884you're going to hell
>>544063249Any rev worth her salt would know to do it
>>544063165do not the faceussy
can you muddafriggas QUEUE right now
>>544063726I'm cooking dinner
>>544064058i'm gonna queue with randogods then, let's see what they're up to these dayslast time i checked they were stil obsessed with evergaols
>>544062220Grotesque image>>544062884Kek>>544064058Don’t blogpost
>>544064284nta but night invader is a lot more common now, and they are willing to do invader camps even without it
I love my daughter-wives!!
3 barring to regular caligo yep thats me
>>544065552I look like this and do this
>>544065552She's not that hard
shit wylder
>>544066289she makes me that hardhard as ice you could saya pillar of ice
dogshit executroon
You know who's "GAWDLIKE"?
>>544067582terr?
>>544066289i 3 bar to all the bosses still and i am depth 2 because randoms will always have one chinese player that fucks off in illogical directions but if it weren't for a chinese i would be depth 4 by now surely
Ok thanks for the carry horsey im tired as hell my bad
>>544067860this is some insane cope, d2 is literally easy modeif you're still 3 barring to nightlords at this point you need to uninstall immediately
>>544067256*ults you*
>>544068718SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
who just alt-f4ed for augur? you bitch
i do not blame whoever alt f4'd auguryou are forgiven
>>544069081>>544069070wasn't me
>>544069150>>544069081>>544069070wasn't me either
>>544067256silence cuck>>544067518this
>>544069070even fromslop knows people hate it which is why its weighted lower than anything else
>>544053950>>544053905>losing against normal librasteamies? for the blocklist
I CAN'T POST I CAN'T POST AAAAACK!
>>544062220Good god. Why.
ACK
gg bugs
please stop
>>544071952>free 800 ishizaki pointswhats the issue?
>>544045348There's twich-only troons in there as well thoughbeit
>>544072049not him but all of the regulars are maxed or about maxed because they lost 1 game recently, they don't play for points they're just in it for the love of the game and caligo is boring
>>544047654He's such a pseud-fraud, dude thinks he's an expert, yet he STILL hasn't figured out how to properly deal with waterfowl and thinks you're supposed to abuse her tracking.
>>544070612Cute and true!!!! Fucking duct tape site shitting itself again…
Stop alt f'4ing you fucking whores and play the video game.
>>544072698he already learned how and covered it in the video. plus I don't really gaf enough to split hairs over if he used x method over y method to avoid an attack its all the fucking same when he's able to do it hitless anyway
>>544048370She was never this scuffed in DS3 stop lying Elden babbie
GG ED Caligo.Could cancel the first frost storm but no ult available for the second one.
>>544072967Can you get to character select with a blocked person? Might be that instead of alt f4.
>>544073113>>544073121thanks for the carry i did nothing that fight
>>544072991>using RoA is le bad>abusing tracking (inconsistent and not intended) le goodNevermind you're a retard, should've known by the terrjeet webm.
>>544073202Mohg spear and Candle hammer are basically cheatcodes against ED Caligo.
crying again
>>544074382Stop crying or I'll fuck you in the ass
>>544074382trish...
>>544073332i didnt say either of those things
>>544073332cry harder. no one will ever associate the lapp set with your favorite thread celeb besides you, schizo.
>Wraith bell is unironically the best spell in the game until like level 8>Ancestral infant head, omen and regal omen bairns are complete dogshitBut why
>>544074382it's okay honey
>>544076581i never understood what was the point of Ancestral infant head.at least the omen bairn are cool looking
>>544076601its not
>>544076581>"attacks summon vengeful spirits/wraiths" is completely dysfunctionashoganai. Am I right fellow gamers?
does anyone have a link to the version of webm4retards that has the ability to set hyperthreading on or off? none of the versions I can find have it.
>>544077078yeah I know
>>544077376This is what I use, not sure if it's what you're looking for https://argorar.github.io/WebMConverter/
>>544077494Yeah that's it, thanks. Mine randomly broke a few days and I haven't been able to find that specific one.
fuck you bug eat arrow
>>544043871why block me
>>544077997That duchess was doing some serious damage.
>>544079101Yeah das GAWDLIKE Shiftyduck!
>>544079214Never heard of him but the spells were doing big damage though.
>>544075624That’s gay stop fucking men
>>544079214brown
i am queueing
>>544080325i finished crying so im queueing too
GG mapless caligodspractice did you solo a red deathrite bird on the rooftop in like 20 seconds or did i see the wrong boss? what the helly??
>>544081048All good gg
im back and im gonna queue! carry me pls
>>544081405Please be better today
normal adel is so boring :( give me ed next time please and thanks.
>lose 3 wins worth of MMR due to a game crashShitsux.
GG Adel>>544083095He is really non-threatening without the tornado and constant lightning strikes
Please play with meeee aaaaaaaaaaa 1/3 ahhhhh!!!
>>544083224Does anyone care about the rank anymore. I’m on a 40 game win streak at 9999 and have just started doing weird builds because depths has been solved
How do I use CE to give myself a gazillion murk
>>544084505trish do you have fat honkers like her?
>>544084731Huge
>>544062220Stunning and brave
>>544084762hot
>>544084664disable eac use cheat engine to spawn in murk (no 99999999999 or something)go back online or spend them offline
Alright you 1/3 looking ass, I'm off to play with randos, fine!is it true that 5 has different brackets like 5-7k
ggs mystery ED augur
>>544085398gg ED augur, I fucking hate ED augur rkljslkjdslpfjsdl
>>544085398sorry for 3barring
rngesus blesses me and I dont even play recluse, how rare are frenzied spells? Worth makin a page for?
>>544084731don't talk about a mentally ill pajeet ragequitter like that thanks
>>544085756poor guy
>>544085520Stop apologizing you dumb tranny
why is it so hard to find dormant staves with mag/affinity atk
>>544086167sorry
>>544086401Fucking Canadians I swear
>>544060039Skill issue
>>544085579I don't really see them outside of frenzied flame talismans but the amount of damage you can push out against Caligo is crazy. I'd make a loadout just for the dragon for fun
1/3 im quenenan d5 9999>captcha vnyan
>>544085579Solid but just Affinity +2, it's only 2.5% less damage.
>>544087432I only have 6 relics with the frenzied affect, I'll grab affinity if find it
>>544087772GG. Nice scythe drop, ended up stacking a bunch of skill attack and holy damage passives.
>>544085579I see frenzied burst and frenzy flame quite often in the painter seal sheds, not much outside of them. That being said you should have dormant seals and with the frenzy event and the special merchant selling them sometimes I don’t see why it wouldn’t be consistent. I don’t see as any different from running a carian sword thing
>>544087432Can you get affinity damage and an elemental damage? I thought that’s why everyone stacked dragon cult and lightning attack power
>>544085579One of the purple seals is a frenzy seal and I see frenzy spells a decent amount on whites though I'm sure it's just completely unweighted RNG what get's thrown into 2nd slots of Seals.I have one line of it on my faith Duchess build because it's on one of my Night Invader relics and it's a pretty noticeable buff
>>544083224Get a better toaster>>544085756True>>544086401>>544085520Cute
>>544088652People lightning maxx because lightning spear is easy to get and benefits fully from castspeed, incant damage, and charged incant damage. Frenzy maxing wouldnt really work because Flame of frenzy isnt as easy to get, and isnt usable on some nightlords, and Frenzy burst that is good on all nightlords is super rare.
a dogshit serial jobber revenant has entered the queue
>>544090212same... we can suck together.. the agony...
>>544089554need to spread her legs and lick her cunny there
Rank one B tier queuing
"quality" duchess is so good. Easily the best melee (outside of ironeye melee build)
A guardian player who knows how teamwork is supposed to work is joining the queue.
1/3... 1/3... 1/3... unblock me.. unblock me.. unblock me.. dont force my hand!!!!
>>544090628Ironeye melee is just ironeye with katana dormant powers
>>544090748I only have terr blocked.
>>544090748I wonder how did those supposed changes to blocking players work, I hear a lot of people just bypass that with steam family accounts in PC and PSN accounts are super easy to make
>>544090748the queue is just dead
>>544091004Russian showed up so anons went to play with friends.
gg heolstor, fun run and fight-wylder
gg ed caligoshe was an hero
minimal downs run very nice ggs
Another night of erg gaming, this could be the night I hit 9999 https://www.twitch.tv/zorban13/
Thank you Caligo for offing yourself, cause I'm getting tired of you
>quitting out on holsterdeath upon ye it's my favourite fight
>>544091297I was hitting like 2.6k on lightning bolts and wasn't even using my 5x dragon cult build, could've hit 3.4k... thanks to the both of you for giving me so much +incantations shit
>>544091431probably someone trying to snipe zorban that's cringe
>>544091440Is that 5x dragon cult or combined with +affinity
>trish is melting down in zorban's chat againPathetic.
>>544043504why didn't you get the part where the same rat turned around and oneshot me too? actual god rat
>enters queue
>>544093124wait did you guys wipe to church rats? because clumsy is down
>>544085303Yeah but I don't have the cheat table
>>544093486we did, and right before that both me and clumsy got rekt by the frenzy dudes in the tower before terr reconnectedrun after that was pretty smooth, just some funny shit happens at level 1
>>544092487I swear this guy has the mental age of a 10 year old
Holy mother of Cheat Engine Kinography
>password is nothing but griefbows, troons and mentally unhinged retards>You still queue anywayslmao>>544094818Jesus christ
>>544094818congratulations, you main duchess now
Anyone else see the resemblance?
>>544094760>>544092487Thats just jeets being jeets>>544094818GIVE ME!
>>544094983uh oh!
>Star Fists + 2 (was 3 before I replaced one) stacks of Negation on CR2and it was wasted on normal caligo. GG double duchess
>>544095254I find normal harder than ED if you have someone that can cancel the storm especially if you have multiple duchesses to restage the frost armor breaks
>>544091832The 2.6k on heolstor was 2 dragon cult, +5 Affinity. My full retard dragon cult build has 5 dragon cult, +8 Lightning, +2 affinity. I don't care to run it much because I've had runs where I just get completely fucked and zero lightning drops.
QUEUE JESUS CHRIST
>>544096292No I sleep, goodnight.
>>544096459nyoooooo
holy shit it's havel at home
>>544096292world series is on
ggs adel10 minute ancient dragon fight, 2 minute adel fightjust as ishizaki envisioned
i want to kill myself so badly that was my worst performance ever jesus christ. im p bad as is already but this run i got so demoralized i stopped thinking straightgg thanks for carrying my ass
>>544090829>>544091004True and based>>544091431Stop posting this random image>>544096647No one knows what that is
>>544096805i was a goddamn nanosecond too late on hitting the grace before ancient dragon. so unlucky man
1/3 d5 9999it was 2/3 for a sec
what kind of fucking subhuman dodges augur? are you a slav??
>>544097984Sissy strat for point climbing is dodging anything you can't solo. Welcome to sissy gaming,
>>544097984If there's a lot of "dodging" happening I'm assuming it's someone who's below D4 trying to get more points
>>544093693use the one on nexus
>>544098189everyone here is d5 though
>>544098189>>544097984trish is alt+f4ing every queue to grief
>>544098378Poor guy needs to move on.
>>544092487>>544098378>gets banned once in a twitch chat>throws a week long meltyisnane, this nigga is not right in the head
Do I need to tell people here at D5 to not run past mobs at the first POI? Damn.
video gamethanks for the rock dingle i accidentally used mine on a fucking twin blade instead of my bow whoops
Haven’t went down vs caligo in a week only to suffer that embarrassment. Feels bad
If I use any AoW that has magic, will that make my weapon scale with INT? I want to dump my AP into INT for Moonveil but I want to have an out in case I want to use like a Nagakiba.
>>544098701You're not supposed to play duchess against caligo
ggs caligo, got blessed with double vykes, greatspear dormant finally actually working for once.>>544098629lol, hate it when that happens>>544098701it's alright, one of those annoying bosses you can just get unlucky on with her gay 360 tail swipes and particle breath shiti only went down cos i misjudged how long my crimsonwhorl would last, haha
>>544098723Might need the magic whetstone but yes. When you go to the menu for ashes at the smith you will see the magic scaling spells listed together, look at your weapon stats and you'll see the int letter change and turn blue. Warp back to the roundtable and do it all thru the blacksmith, the menus show you more info with him than your grace option does.
>>544098723In base ER most magic AoW scale purely off of INT. For Moonveil the magic projectiles are 100% INT but you can still hit them with the blade which scales off of mixed STR/DEX//INT.
What a fucking nightmare runMili you don't run past mobs and red mobs on the first POI. Please just kill them for easy runes and cursed loot for the love of god, you aggro'd the entire place and speedran to the roof like this was base game
AIEEEEE DEFAULT ADEL-SAMA
my b first run in groups, the golem was rough too
GG Adel>>544099869AIEEEEE
>>544099961Put some damage on your relics and kill mobs and don't speedrun past your teammates
GG zorban and duchessThat freja and red wolf was horrible without any damage negation, I kept getting one tapped by random shit.
trish you know what to do
>>544098536>>544098378That retard actually got unbanned by zorban btw
>>544099869post run, I can't imagine losing to base adel unless you guys were stuck at lvl 10 or something
>>544100218he's on an alt actuallyi feel so fucking bad for ender lilies fan. imagine being stuck with these two absolute retards
>>544100143Yeah that was rough, I wasted all my flasks against the spider within the first 2 minutes and for the rest of the time I was just running around trying not to die, thank god for Maris relic that probably regenerated my entire lifebar 2x over considering how long that took.
trish please please please please please chill with the pings please PLEASE
>>544100975he's following in tide's footsteps let him be
>>544100463>>544100975typical brown behaviour, jeeters gonna jeet
yeah yeah cali just lie downthose spears were doing fuck all for damage, that took forever despite the giga staggers
trishbros xhe's jobbing to a day 1 bossour response?
I'm getting close to 9999.After nearly 100 games, I can say without a doubt that freja, dancer and nameless king are the scariest bosses.
>>544101810as if anyone actually likes that brownoid
>>544101861for me? comander oneill with the double greatsword banished knight summonj
>>544101235Trish plays guardian?
>>544101972I was debating if I should include him or not, that fight can go wrong really fast yeah.
>>544101861>>544101972draconic sentinel is the 2nd worst next to nameless king
I saw you, 2/3 queue canceler. I've been here for 10 minutes...
>>544102448Draconic is pretty easy imo, his moveset is pretty limited and easy to dodge.
QUEUE UP! NAOH!
HE KEPT SLIDING AROUND ON SKATES NOT DOING AN ANIMATIONWHO GAVE THIS CENTAUR SKATES
ggs horse. Surprised my lightning scimitar didn't break his spear attack there, guess needed to be a charged heavy.and gummy you could have made that nameless king so, so much easier if you just shot him with your bow. He's one of those bosses that is very easy to get into a loop of slow walking at you -> does the wind attack -> attacks someone else -> slow walks at you and repeat.
>>544103045nameless king is scary
>>544103242>dingle missing his ultclassic
>>544100127yeah I'm just dumb solo player, probably my worst run in this game. I'll play somethin retard proof like wylder or iron eye if i queue again
>>544102771I had two night tide weapons and I couldn’t drop either so I had to drop fucking RoB. Atleast the nightlord fight went well, it was worth having zero flasks for the end ring to buy that lightning schimatar
>>544103574i had 0 healing for nameless king, and I was -2 levels from you guys because I went up to kill the redmane archer and he both fell into the hole and also frontflipped me as i was falling on top of himfunne ha ha
>>544103242c tier squad
ggs holstersuper clean run
>fextralife
uh oh tristxisters we are 3bar'd before phase 2
>>544104523gg! i keep getting punished for being greedy...
>>544093643i look like this btw
I love doll cunny so fucking much bros
stop giving me adel i hate adel
>>544104872I think it's because you're dogshit
>>544104704>turdpost from an off-topic niggerAhh /erg/....
would've been fun to have literally anything other than caligo for the 4th day in a row
>>544105497u arent a janny lil bro
what an easy ice dragon
oh no no no trishters we are 10 bar'd
The fucking clutchness. GG bugs
>>544105182Manly White testosterone laden hands which have been wrapped around numerous female asses typed this post
/our/ streamer
>>544105764THE MOTHS ON MY ASS ALL BOSS I SWEARRR
>>544106020literally the recluse bimbo floorkissing the entire game
>>544106160bitch
>>544101861>freja(laughs in 2 stacks of ult enemy charge wylder)
>>544106421When I'm with people like you I literally just focus on farming the adds to let you ult more, fuck freja
chat can we stop greeding blue orbs when the rain is coming and you have 200k runes to cash in at a grace im not fucking going with you guys any more
>>544106421worthless setup for the nightlord btw
>>544106671what am I going to do stack physical+4 (reduced negation when dodging or breathing air)??? melee characters have shit all deep effects
gg ez dogswas he lagging for you guys or something?
ggs dog, rough start to that fight, dunno how i kept beefing easy rolls even with improved evasion.>>544103826just shoot him off his perch. he'll take fall damage, and if you angle it just right so he falls all the way to the ground he'll just die straight up.
>>544106847no im just a shitter
>>544106847a little bit, but i'm actually just that bad and i didn't have any damage negationGGs, i'm gonna make a webm of the fucking golem archer sniping me from halfway across the map
>>544106845stack max hp, affinity damage negation, phys damage negation. become unkillable.
>>544107026doesnt do anything
>>544106845Increased Max HP, Increased Max Stam, Phys attk +4 and +2, improved affinity dmg negation + 2, improved phys damage negation +2, partial post damage healing +2/+1, Dormant power [fists, thrusting swords/top tier weapon class here] retard
>>544106968kek i was wondering what randomly killed you near that rise
>>544106845if you want damage, ISA stacking with a decent powerstance weapon type (straight swords, curved swords, spears, claws even) is honestly very solid. it's a full-commit thing, but you can often end up doing 1k damage with just one l1, or at least an l1 + r1.
>>544107243nah the survivability effects do fuck all. I'd rather be able to spam ult. I have some of those effects already anyway. If I get survivabilityslop on better relics maybe but most of them come bricked with garbage debuffs.
>>544105602Yeah lil' jeetkun. Im not the boss of you. Shit in the street
>>544107517>casters get 3 extra slots to shit out 30-36% extra damage completely for free on all damage>meleetards get 5% extra negation that will basically do nothing or physical damage bonus that goes through an elemental split on most weaponsSorry but you're not gonna gaslight me into thinking this game is balanced
>>544107530>retarded untrue anecdoteI have poison and bleed on hit and reduced defense for flasks on a lot of mine, not my problem. Also, HP and Stam are amazing for Wylder because he has good natural scaling. The survivability stuff stacks well with full HP negate and any dormant negate buffs. You aren't spamming ult for the HARDEST content, which is what matters, literally 2 dead lines for the nightlord. If you need to ult spam for Lv 15 and drops then a NGMI.
>>544108021No one thinks casters are the same difficulty as melee. That's why both Wylder and Raider went from top 3 to mid and Guardian-tier in Raider's case for Depths.
>>544106646>See's watchdog ruins still has 0.01% not covered by rainAYO>the rains of night are portendingI WANTS DAT>runs away without even killing the boss and makes it to the night 2 boss with 1 flask, 2bars, no FP, and a sliver of HP leftGIBS ME DAT
>>544108021>>casters get 3 extra slots to shit out 30-36% extra damage completely for free on all damagethat's what ISA is though? 13% damage on one line is huge. 1.13^5 is 84% increased damage on your l1s and r1s. it's second only to night invaders in terms of how much extra damage you stack up with it.
1/3 for 20 mins already. everyone trying to snipe zorban stream?
>>544108568im going to bed sorry
>>544106886we know dingle/shitterson
>>5441072642nd time this happened to me today, i must have insulted a golem cause they're out to get me
>>544108072I already made it to 9999. You're just strawmaning now and making up stuff about how I need ult spam to beat wandering nobles. You lost.
>>544108568don't wanna int more games, back to solos. gl gamer
>>544108568i'm qing
>>544109128Lmao get noscoped son
>win>win>get some guy at d5 who looks like this is his first depth match ever played>night 1 loss, all progress for the day undone and moreThis is just Sisyphus simulator it doesn't matter how good I am I always eventually get some fucked up teammates that are uncarryable
>>544109352>doesn't address the argument>makes a non-statement about rank when any shitter can get carried to 9999Yeah, you BTFO bro, I think you're done.
ggs adeli coulda had that royal knight if i didn't hit the wrong spell...
>>544109595gg sorry for eating dirt constantly
>>544109587Because your argument is unsound. I'll take you seriously when you learn how to talk to other Nightreign pros without unprompted adhom attacks.
i'm gonna go make a pizza then requeue
>>544109809You look like that!
>>544109809i just ate 6 large pizza slices and i'm feeling very large and in charge right now
>>544109595>>544109671Totally normal and easy game guys, I'm not stressed at all kek.
Now that Zorban's hit 9999 how do we differentiate the carried from the carrys?I don't want to think of myself as on the same level as him.
>>544109809>>544109976cute amerifatties
>>544110402Zorban is a suffercore streamer
gg libra
>>544107851Kek>>544109809>>544109976Stop blogposting fat ass faggot no one cares
>>544110652i care
>carried by trishtroon and sissysucc of all people Zorbjeets we will never hear the end of it
>>544110605Another trish carry?? Holy shit zorban is beating the allegations today
GG LibraCarried to 9999 kek
>>544110708too old
>>544110721Other way around zorban is the ultimate carrygod
if zorban queues with ballista ironeye i'm sniping him with a pot throwing build
>>544110708i wish women were real
>>544110848Xhe can only carry on Duchess (doesn't count btw)
>>544110962me too
>>544110954Zorban said he's quiting nightreign after today.
>>544111039>>544110708Oh my god her body is amazing. I'm so jealous.
>>544111039is that gremlin
>>544111614No. Gremlin isn't a cute girl.
>>>/wsg/6010872
>>544111674which /erg/s are
gg mystery adelthere was an attempt at the tornado cancel. (i have no what the timing is)
>don't backseat me, remember you're speaking to a max rank gamer
Q
does no one play anymore
>>544112025it's eepy hours anon
>>544112129just one game
>Do a run by at the local redmane invader camp>Duchess drops me a successive attacks negate dmg 60% with no cursesThanks babe, love you
>>544112025the game has gotten boring as fuck
>>544112025im 1/3
gg schizo caligo
>>544111843Where did she post this pic? Never seen it before
gg ED caligo, what was the idea behind dropping the entire inventory in the spirit shelter?
>>544113220other wylder wanted something and i didnt know what also you had no negations if you wanted to grab something
I am such an ugly piece of shit
>>544113220I didn't have fire weapon and saw Banderson had 2. Caligo is probably the only one I don't to fight without boss weakness weapon desu.
>>544113327>>544113446Oh that makes sense, I did have a full hp negation on talisman though wp guys
my head hurts so im quitting for now...
>>544113438I feel that.
>>544113438Its ok trish, no one would like you anyway even if you weren't ugly
>>544113438I get it so much
GG libraGODS, nice clean deathless boss battle before bedalmost went hitless there
>>544113916that was incredible, I've never managed to completely stop his second phase before
>>544113438We know troonxister, you will never be a pretty woman but you can still be a good man.
>>544114021>>544113707I'm not whoever you think I am
>>544113707you know what? that does give me some comfort anon, thank you
>>544114021not everyone you reply is a troon, anon
>>544114110>>544114224That's fine but what I said is still the truth.
>>544113707trish is a cute girl with big boobs
You guys spend WAY the fuck too much time looking at loot and your inventory. This isn't resident evil your fucking backpack doesn't need to be 100% optimized. stop filling up all 6 slots in the first poi too you already know you arent keeping any of that shit.
>Increased enemy density >Withered healing - all healing is converted into "withered health" (bloodborne rally), need to hit enemies multiple times to confirm the healing, getting hit makes you lose all withered health>All items come pre upgraded to +10>Randomized loot and enemy drops>Randomized Enemies>Ironman mode: Dying once restarts the run from the beginning :^)>No bonfires :^)This will be fun
I'm about to enter the queue
>>544114457no he's a curry smelling pajeet >>544101235 >>544092487
>>544114783what is this? lords of the sissysucc'd?
>>544114819she's a cute short girl with fat boobies who likes zorban
>>544115005you are a pornsick retarded rape victim faggot. kill yourself today .
>>544115005Wtf I love trish now
>>544114819Woah. Don't say stuff like that.
all true
>>544115168Do you look like that?
>>544115005>>544115193>>544115218Why are you ignoring the proof? Those images clearly show he's a schizo ESLtard
>>544115383the only proof I see is that trish is cute and she helped zorban (her boyfriend) to 9999
Well I'm gonna keep queueing come come
ggs ED caligosi think that's the first time i've been able to break her armour pieces in one comet, very cool
>>544115473coming right away, daughter-wife!
>>544115504I dont care
>>544115473cum cum
>>544115632My gallons....
>>544115504>1 flask leftcmon now
>>544115632CUMM
who quit out on bugs>>544115570who asked>>544115705i skipped 2 churches for more damage
>>544115561good! hurry up
>>544115468What exactly is cute about throwing a melty on someone's steam profile
Matchmaking...
>>544115982i sent them a fr after a good game and she exposed it when i didn't do anything, typical stacy behavior... fr doesn't mean anything idiot
>>544115982how is it not cute that she is relentlessly desperate to play with you? trish wants your love and attention
monkey see monkey do
>>544116221t-true
>>544116221Do you even know what im referring to or are you straight up retarded
by the way what happened to the yum yum uhh dsg poster that was shitposting here
>Another streamer joins Zorban's stream>Trish plays in this streamer's viewer games and other streamer games>Chatter asks the streamer if Trish has a good or bad reputation>Streamer replies that it depends who you askZorban's going to regret unbanning Trish kek
>>544115982I wish somebody would do that to me
that freyja and dancer were extremely painful.
I'm so glad my husband lovingly worships my body so I don't have to whore myself out to 4chan users
what kind of bizarre bait is this
>>544117149It's fine. Trish is mentally unstable, but over all harmless because all they really want to do is play with everyone.
oh fucking shit I didn't see that you were both down fuck me
>>544118198Need
>>544118306which one?
>>544118359Both.
>>544117856it's okay
>>544118364what does the text say?
>>544118431that doesn't make sense
sorry for swooping the MLGS I was really starved for a good weapon until I suddenly got that + Vykes at the same time kekGG bugs
>>544118625To you maybe....
gg 2bugs and thanks for the magma shot
>>544118664gg bugs, it was for you anyway
good or murk?
>>544118554something something the pleasure of being cummed inside
>>544118364Fat Revenant...
>>544118740Keep it if you ever want to play Katana Ironeye I guess?
>>>/v/724206903Anons are posting invader webms on /v/
>>544119283go back
ggs ED augur
my fault for trying to make raider work
>>544119595why g? what was g about it?
>>544119667we won
>>544119667why did you leave us for 5 minutes on the first day? we struggled. If you don't agree with a ping, just ping where you want to go instead. I'm pretty lax so I'll just go wherever if someone doesn't agree with my ping.
>>544119801I wasn't even in your game
>>544119801splitting is caster culture white boy
>>544119902there's a time and a place for splitting and that was not it
Has our tertiary streamer korone beaten malenia yet?
>>544118364kek
>>544119283ooh time to unload my webms
>>544119952agreed
Is greatbow raider a meme or is it actually viable?
>>544119801i did ping it though, i thought it'd be higher priority since it was at the edge of the circlei didnt know you guys were fighting a red godskin noble at lvl 4/5, so i went to the settlement after solo killing the invadermy b i guess
>>544119801What is that image from?
>>544120598Raider is F tier with guardian in depths.
>>544120601it was still mostly within the circle so i didn't consider it urgent and figured we could just follow the line of gaol -> invader -> invaderto be fair we probably would've been fine if my only weapon wasn't a charge lightning spear and i had a staff>>544120627shirobako
>>544119801someone other than shifty splits up from the group? never thought i'd see the day, at least you won so it's probably nothing big.
>>544118198>>544118359This is the slop general you can’t post stuff from actually good media here
>>544120685God bless....
>>544112025This isn't an unlimited pool of players anon, if the 10 people who are currently on all queue, 9 of them enter a match and one just has to wait. Queue isn't dead because you've been waiting 30 minutes, there's just people in a much already.
1/3 for 5 more minutes and i'm making a second pizza
>>544110708Shut it drunkard>>544112025No shit we’re all shitposting here now
>>544119974>tertiary streamer That's mutta thoughbeit
these mobs acting like gankers at pontiff and liurnia lakes
>>544115632Godfrey you beastly man…
>>544121158fatty...
>>544121265Manta is our streamer for retardkinoZorban is suffercore (he's going to go down to 7k within two streams)
>>544120685Now I wanna jerk off, thanks.
I'm not going to post "SissySucc" today.
>>544115632I wish Marika were my mommy
>>544121526Good boy. Cum hard.
>>544033218Which ergs look like this and drain Wylders?
>spawned horselesswhat did from mean by this
>>544120598It's viable, but those two things are not mutually exclusive.
>>544121661Can you be my joi mommy?
>>544120685Zamn Wylder’s harem present themselves to him like this???
wellwe still won
>>544121837Yes. Cum for mommy.
Is anyone else addicted to this game? I keep coming back to it even though I say I should take a break. It always feels like it eats too much time and some brutal losses genuinely annoy me
ok hope this goes better than last time lol
>>544122068he says while posting an image of something that eats even more time
>>544121526hnggggg
>>544122068I have reached 1000 hours and keep coming back to it. it's surprisingly addicting.
guh i always have to play with the worst randos on lantic's stream. i'm queued
15min D4 normal 3dogs ggs.
>>544122068I am. All I do is play it, watch videos about it, watch streams about and post about it.
ha ha waddafug :DDi tried to kill the flying dragon of the hills in the lake, got him down to one rain of arrows to dead and he flew to actual africa
GGs Doggos. Staff rng was quite shit that run.
>>544122972*confuses ur dog*
>>544122357There's barely any good videos on Nightreign
>>544123997True, but I watch some solo runs when I'm eating
Welp, see you tomorrow anon! good runs today
>>544124320tag?
>zero chip damage>zero status ailmentImmutable Shield, my most beloved incantation.
I've yet to see a single bird use Shield Grease, Scholar's Shield, or Immutable Shield
>>544124320Me about to hump Duchess butt
>>544124537Because at the end of the day even if you have the most powerful shield you're still not useful standing there trying to fish for guard counters, all the "good birdjeets" have moved on to either charged attack spamming, faith respec caster or in the case of /ourguy/ the greatbow
I'm really bad at parrying online. The lag is too weird. And I keep forgetting which tree senti moves are unparryable kek
>>544124830Same, I can't even do it to the really easy and telegraphed Crucible Knights, mad respect to the Wylders who can do this consistently.
>>544124320*slaps ur butt*
>>544124537It's because [+Guarding ups Damage Negation] is pretty much a necessity for handling chip damage on higher depth levels. Scholar's/Immutable Shield is really slept on, but the 100% duration upgrade is pretty much mandatory on them. It's also great since it pretty much frees up all equipment slots for more important passives as well. On the other hand, shield grease is too much of a bitch to find consistently, and in large quantities.
>hit 9999>lose all motiv to play
>>544125812Kek you sound like a sussy sissy
>>544121361I guess she's tolerable enough, just the fat brown pedos shilling her are annoying
>>544125968I'm not brown or a pedo
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK
unlucky with the charge just as i ultalso pivvot use the fucking grace PLEASE it's 2 seconds away
Have you guys played normal exps after DON? After I got 9999 I went back to nornal exps and holy shit you're so OP. You can solo(3p scaling) bosses at lvl 4/5 around the same time it takes 3p at lvl 9/10. You can also tank so many hits, it's absurd.I was never a great player or anything but DON unironically made me into one.
this feels like deja vusame boss, same team
>>544126293sorry forgot it was there
>>544126437yeah and i was relegated to being a stance breaking bot again kek
I'm thinking that lineup doesn't work well in d5 since we all die in one hit
>>544125812>No carrot, no funZoomer brainrot. They should've give us skins for beating D1-5 + 9999 tho. At least some semi-op fixed relics.
think i'm done for today after than 20m fight>>544126604we all died in one hit because we were lvl 12
>>544126648I know but I mean like the whole game we were all getting 1 shot by everything
>>544126738you might've been but we weren't because we bought the full negation shield from the merchant
>>544126392The difference between being forced to git gud in d5 and not get hit vs being able to tank hits back to back in normal mode is huge. It honestly feels like journalist mode after playing in d5 for so long.
>>544124474>never drops >last like 20 seconds It's trash. On paper, it shouldn't be but it just is.
>>544126392>>544126890Right, back before depths we also didn't really bother picking up negation passives. Successive, charge attack, max hp, I didn't pick up any of them and just went for full damage like i'm pretty sure most people did. D5 changes how you approach the game and enemies.
>>544124802>good and birdjeetGood oxymoron
>>544126237The majority of VTuber fans are one or the other, often both.
gentlemen, i have queued.
wish i could clip this shitteam gets wiped by dancer after she pulls off her last swing late as fuck, right after a bunch of her twinblade combosmost bullshit part is that we actually beat her ass at the end before that last swing hits. but the enemy felled text pops up late, and boom, we all lose the run insteadthey could totally program it to trigger defeat later if shit like this happens. im a programmer myself, they should've just hired me to fix that garbagedude, what a fucking bullshit boss and a bullshit fucking code
>>544127892Post nyames nyow!
>>544127892>NOOOOO give me a free pass!I think you should maybe stick to programming instead of being bad at vidya and crying when you lose fair and square?
gg caligobtw why the banished knight camp at the start? the invader church would have been better and easier
ggdrag
>>544128853idk man no one contested just ping if you think my routing is shit (it is)
welp the damn condemned revvy oneshot me with beast claw.
>>544127205>>544127397TSMT>>544125812You struck some nerves but your post remains true regardless.
>>544122068>>544122247>>544122357the perfect slop slurper trifecta.
>>544129659what's tsmt mean?
>>544122068Who is this semen demen?
>>544122068yeah I've been spending all my free time on it even though I fucking hate it and it's likely going to make my hair fall out
>>544129863my wife
What are most FP efficient miracles?
>>544129762Teenage Shinobi Mutant Turtles
im retarded
>>544129762this so much this
I DID NOT SAVE MY RELIC PRESETS AAAAAA
>>544131503and the crowd went wyld
>>544131503why didnt you post me dying in the first second
>>544131330discus of light, flame of frenzy, flame fall upon them
>>544131576thatsn ot funny
gg i hate libra
>>544132268gg there was indeed some close call moment.
>>544116139>sends me another friend request>complains about me afterwhat the heck, trishwhats so interesting about me that you need to have me added?are you going to throw another melty if i dont respond like last time?
>>544132510start loving mentally ill women.
>>544132510Hes just mentally ill. Poor guy is gonna have to rotate accounts soon.
>>544132510are you kirry kip?
>>544132982anonymous is not me
Everdarks….i summon you…
>>544133581i wish they at least doubled the hp and damage of non ED bossesit's so lackluster right now
good game
>>544132510Just block him already, problem solved.
>>544134013i saw it you think i didnt but i saw all of it
>>544134251they only remember the ults you whiff, not the ones you hit
>>544134013GG ED5Didn't realize the cancel... ran away too far.
>>544119801>>544119902>>544120601the other day practice ran off alone for the whole day because he refused to do a gaol that was already open on start of day 2. me and rev did the gaol then went to castle and he was still far away doing his own thingwe ofcourse lost that game
>>544134807proof? i find it hard to believe that practice would do that.
>>544134869I made it up because of my hormones, sorry.
trish never sent me friend requestmaybe they know
>>544134869>>543794375this was our rev, it sucked but our next run together went well. so as he long as he doesn't do it again he's fine
>>544132510i was checking if you had me blocked bully
>>544135458>xhe didn't block xher
>>544135506block this retard
>>544135485>pajeet is completely incapable of doing any kind of self reflectionChecks out.
>>544135941It's just inconvenient if you have me blocked, I can't queue because you're making a scene
odd - I play nreven - I try to play something else but crawl back to er0 - uninstall er and reinstall it within 3 hours
>>544136167Why are you surprised people blocked you? You ragequit games and gloated about it, you throw a melty basically every day, you act cocky despite being D tier. You're simply unenjoyable to play and interact with.Get that through your fucking brown skull already.
>>544136614bro i quit out 1 game, who gives a shit about your points, you can still win if I quit out it scales to two players
gg bugsi might suck
>>544136831>flame of frenzy award taking 10 years to appear>bull not getting stunned when hitting the rockWas a pretty scuffed run. Also, did you two run out of starlights or something too? Felt like I was moth dancing for about 10 minutes
>>544137001it was chasing after bryn and i was trying to catch up
>>544136641You're the absolute worst cunty shitter in this fucking gen. The balls on this MF to still wonder why everyone blocked him.
More like bitchhyldr
Q rn pls
>>544132510>>544101235>>544092487Why are gay niggas like this
ggs guys, that caligo went very poorly but we managed it, thanks clumsy
Fucking mystery dragon,.was expecting anyone but herGG
i suck absolute shit on duchess but her design is too cool...
>>544138562>>544138562>>544138562Go
>>544136641You give Pajeets a bad name. Please do the needful and uninstall the game.
gg goat
Anyone know if you can intercept Caligo while she's slamming into the ground during her double divebomb with an ult, like Fulghor's charge?
>>544131503Dingle might be the most tard'd Wylder still playing with us
