Controversial Figure Edition>Total War: Warhammer IIITides of Torment trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsEX51KP6U8 TWW3 - What's Next: Fixes, Tides of Torment and More: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/80Hotfix 6.3.2: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/79-total-war-warhammer-iii-an-update-on-unit-recruitment-issuesTotal War: WARHAMMER III - Dev Chat 3 - (Aislinn and DLC Changes) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFUm6H-cXko Patch Notes 6.3: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/78-total-war-warhammer-iii-patch-notes-6-3Patch 6.3 Dev Blog: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/77>Stuff1d6chan: https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Total_War_Warhammer/TacticsRoll Charts: https://imgur.com/a/81snQma>Older TitlesSteam: https://store.steampowered.com/franchise/TotalWar-Officialprevious thread: >>543917098
December 4th is when everything changes.
>>544085218take this picture down
first for flank attacks
>>544085214You got me wrong.I'm absolutely fine with CA adding some units from semi-obscure lore blurb (with GW approval) because it increase the chance for my Druchii to get Khaine Steel Giant.
>>544085332Nah, everything will stay as miserable as it already is.
>>544085469Make me.
Upcoming announcements:Total War: Warhammer 3: NeferataTotal War: Warhammer 3: End TimesTotal War: Medieval 3Total War: Warhammer 40K
>>544085332Nah people will just bitch about how the reveals about Med 3 and TW 40K aren't to their liking instead of WH3
Valrak explicitly has someone from GW telling him stuff and it's not even up to a debate. I researched itLike recent Space Wolveshttps://www.reddit.com/r/SpaceWolves/comments/1k85bf0/a_roundup_of_leaks_made_by_valrak_as_well_as_an/Anyone could say that there will be refresh of Space Wolves, because there will obviously be a refresh of everythingBut how the hell could he randomly guess that there will be a new 3-man unit with pet wolves following them? How the hell did he know that Logan won't have a sled anymore, but will be explicitly surrounded by 2 wolves? How did he know that explicitly those named characters will get new models and not others like Lukas? How did he guess out of nowhere that new Scouts will have a Priest with them now?Random guess like this isn't physically possible. He was fed actual info from his source at GW, there is no other option. This isn't just throwing darts at the wallhttps://imgur.com/gallery/aeldari-krieg-imperial-knights-leaks-from-valrak-WARooJuHe correctly leaked Eldar second wave of updates down to new Warp Spider Phoenix Lord and Karandras missing. He leaked Krieg (and Catachan) correctlyHe was right about Emperor's Childrenhttps://www.reddit.com/r/EmperorsChildren/comments/1ic110x/rumors_and_valrak/https://www.reddit.com/r/EmperorsChildren/comments/1g3dvyl/valrak_unit_reveal_for_emperors_children_rumour/He nailed that they will get new unit of master swordsmen, Fulgrim with few faces, Lucius, Noise Marines, and EC themed LegionnairesHe was right about more stuff. Lorefags mocked him for leaking Saturnine Terminators and claimed them being based on Eggminator art is a fanfiction. Turns out they are wrong now. He knew that Sanguinary Guard will now come in 3-man squad and WON'T have wings. He knew that Lion model will explicitly have 4 head options. He was right that Deldar will only get Malys and new Archon this edition, while actual update is in next edition...It honestly doesn't look good for TW:40k doubters
>>544086072No DoW ?
>>544086072how many years would it take them to actually produce 40k warhammers? you can't even average it to 6 years a game, because the dev cycle continuously increases with every new game.
>>544085986Oh God... their heads are the size of one of her cheeks
>>544086369Firstly, I think that 40K doubting is mostly a contrarian meme at this point.Secondly, Legend did claim that Space Wolves would be a playable faction in Total War: Warhammer 40K.
Your own reddit thread disputes Valrak knowing everything do not fucking at me
Speaking of leaks. A reminder that this Chinese guy really was telling the truth.https://www.reddit.com/r/totalwar/comments/1jzqkhv/offline_interview_for_future_warhammer_dlcs/?sort=new
>get targeted by waaghdo I just restart
>>544086552Yeah Bretonnian kids have big head.
>>544086742maybe but I expect that what is projected in that post will be greatly downsized as CA realizes how unfuckable the buggy mess that is WH3 truly is.
>>544086958>duckfacelmao
Who i should i play ?
>>544087103pretty much all of that artists models have the same looking face, it makes me think he is modeling them after somebody he is obsessed with IRL
I wouldn't make Nagash an actual LL. Instead I would make summoning him a mechanic for undead factions. Neferata should be a LL for the End Times DLC.
I like men
GAY MASTER!
>>544086843Mobs have terrible morale if you kill the main army(ies)
>>544086843no the Waggh armies are usually 80% goblins, and murdering them give assloads of gold and xp. You'll have to manual most fights since the AI consistently overestimates how useful those goblins will be, especially if you have decent casters.
>>544086483Gotrek would NEVER he's too autistic for women ever since becoming a Slayer.
I think that it is all downhill for Total War from this point. Nothing will surpass the Warhammer Fantasy trilogy.
>>544087103Post physique, churl.
>>544088210>>544088364Its 48 gorillion blorcs and arachnaroks
>>544088503He also wouldn't a human, and double wouldn't a vampire.
>>544088549Install console commands and kill themIf they can cheat then so can you, its only fair
>>544088549post stack
>>544088521
>>544088906i kneel
>>544088906Based.
>>544087542Damn gurl, get a bra that fits you, look at the absolute state of it.
>>544089259my bitch wife and her bitch mom
>>544087824
>>544089259>>544089381wait i just realized thats grom and not ostankya shit
>>544089381>yfw your bitch wife will look like that in 5 years
>>544089457I don't know who either of those characters are but I get the feeling you're trying to say that green bitch on the left is a maleclearly isn'tvery obvious goblin matriarch phenotype
>>544089530That's why you need an elgi wife.
If I conquer the whole world, will Elspeth agree to marry me? Perhaps the Twilight Sisters? Ulrika? This game should have marriage alliances...
>>544089652no but the girl on the right will >>544089259
>>544089652sex with foids is gaymiao and drycha are the only lls a guy can have sex with without being gay
>>544089639she cute
>>544089259gross
>>544089639
>>544089652>marryNo need for ceremony.
gooning
>>544090979me on the left
Please refrain from lewding the Sisters of Twilight. Thank you.
>>544090979me on the right. which one of them is nice one?lmao, it finally happened
>>544091175I wonder if Arahan's (biological)(non-lewd)pussy feels good when they do that. There must be some friction going on there, especially since Naestra can't stay still.
>>544089448YikesThose two femholes should be turned into green anciliiaries
>>544089652no, sorryyou will never have sexnor will you ever have a girlfrienda wizards life for yousorryyyyshould have been less of an introverted chuddy incel
>>544085638Shidd that'd be cool to have. Nice tanky monstrous infantry, or wonder if they'd be more fragile buzzsaws.>>544086529WH1-3 will probably be 10 years. So 10 years. >>544086309Some people will invariably be disappointed because of design choices, namely in the sense of playables at the start. >>544086742So 1-2 more DLCs, assuming these are multi-lord given they mention it it's probably 4-6 total with it being 2-4 given beastmen (ra roo) and monkee are cited. If no Dogs of war then vampires are near certain and past that I'm not sure. Thinking in terms of who needs updates, not who you want to update (Else it'll be 4 more Empire DLC) who should be the last 2-4 factions to get DLC before ET?
>>544091175Do you think Malekith likes his nieces?
>>544092098>edgetard elves>liking thingslol no
>>544089639The trailer is so kino. It kind of reminded me of the wh2 ones.
>>544092098>niecesDaughters. >Malekith is the son of Asuryan/Khaine. >Naestra is calm and calculating, Asuryan.>Arahan is the brash and murdereous, Khaine.
>>544092098Wasn't his wife that he really actually did live a wood elf? Yeah had to google it, sister of Queen Ariel his mommy killed because can't let your son have nice things
>>544086369You should have used vidya examples, not this imoSuch as he was right about every detail about DoW4, people shat on him for saying it's not made by Relic, but he was right, he was right about Owlcat's next game being Dark Heresy, he was right about a fuck ton of Space Marine 2 leaks before launch and after etc.
>>544093034did you have a stroke writing this?
Any cheats to: remove confederated settlements from the victory count, make AR less armor sided, make non-order factions actually take settlements instead of sacktarding exclusively
>>544093034Live = love. I'm not phone posting I just am mildly retarded
>>544093117No I don't smell any toast or anything. I just for some reason fucking lost all coherence a second. Legit kind of going through the motions of checking to make sure it's all kosher up there in my brain because how the fuck did I write live instead of love. I can forgive the lack of a comma after Sister of queen ariel to separate it from mommy but weew lad
>>544087112Jerusalem
>>544093558based killing floor enjoyer
and the seething continues. I don't deny that CA is an overall shitty company but it's funny how much people rage about it when they just don't have to play it or pay attention to it whatsoever...
>>544092728>DaughtersNieces is the confirmed story. Daughters is an unconfirmed theory. But yeah, it would be more interesting if they were his daughters.
>>544089916She looks like she risked a fart and more came out than she was expecting.
and the seething continues. I don't deny that Legend is an overall shitty youtuber but it's funny how much people rage about him when they just don't have to watch him or pay attention to him whatsoever...
>>544094820by all means, continue to worship your e-celeb of choice. I'm just amused by it all
>>544094408>CA didn't kill JFKYou might want to reexamine that >CA didn't kill TupacNo shit, he's still alive in Srbja
>>544088503He should be touching my ass.
>>544095241God I wish I had a demon boyfriendBelajobber, Daniel, Skarbrand, basically anyoneOnly Slanesh demons are somehow the least sexy ones, all because of the tranny herm thing
>>544095241If I grow out my beard and wear an eyepatch can I touch your ass?
Does AI Empire ever not get completely shat on?
>>544095494If your short, fat, ginger, male and an angry & depressive alcoholic then maybe
>>544096085I am all but one of those things
>>544095682ai empire in my campaign always wins, especially elspeth and karl festus and vlad seem to barely do shit these dayselspeth really was a mistake, it turned empire into easy mode since she just kills vlad asap
>>544096335let me guess, male?
Would you rather be a:Empire Spearman (Shield)Armoured KossarJade WarriorBattle Pilgrim
>have to take out another LL as your starting enemy
>>544096598I wish
>>544096567I quit my tamurkhan campaigns before I got to the empire but that entire damn DLC was just way too much ez mode bloat. One reason I'd look forward to ET DLC is the hope that it actually makes chaos a fun endgame threat. Then again I like playing as Chaos so maybe it's best I don't have it easier.
>>544094408This was pretty light-hearted and he was pretty fair with each title.
>total war warhammer is GWs most successful videogames ever>GW barely acknowledges it, only references it when an update comes out>some random 40k videogame is semi-successful>LOOK GUYS HERES A TIE IN TABLETOP GAME AND MERCH AND WHITE DWARF ARTICLES ETC ETC ETC
>>544097513jealousy probably
A Total War game with no ranged units.
>>544097636Warth of Sparta
total war: animal kingdom
>>544097513why would one specify that kojima is low quality, thats his default
>>544097629its definitely contempt towards something that isnt 40kGW is slowly making themselves "the 40k company"cant wait til they start cutting other tabletop games down to funnel the 40k machine
I thought legend quit total war? Why is he making videos again?
>>544098351He said he'll quit on Jan 1st just like addicts say they'll quit 'tomorrow'
Legend will return if the next Total War game is popular.
>>54409751340k plastic models are like 90% of their money
>>544098512>Legend will return if the next Total War game is popular.*DLC
Guys, my clock just went from 1:59 to 1:00.I fear that my realm has been manipulated by an agent of Tzeentch.
>>544098668this phenomena has not been observed in naggarond so obviously you are on the wrong side of the world
>>544098668Oh. : ( I thought that I had been playing really efficiently for a short few minutes there.
Whats Volkmar like these days? Has he been spiced up at all since WH1?
>>544096828Jade WarriorThey give you plate and you can have SEX with FEMALES in your UNIT
>>544099370Yes. Volkmar is completely different in WH3, because he starts in the desert and can get the books of nagash like the tomb kingsthe most fun empire lord imo
Only 1 and a bit months before the brown, gay, porn addicted spammers are completely drowned out by the legion of 40K fans that are just here to talk about videogames. /twg/ golden age soon bros....
rent free
oh yeah the famously always on topic chaste and not weirder 40k side of the fanbase, this secondary surely understands what he shits out of mouth onto keyboard
>>544100695>>544100607>samefaggingpoor, brown, gay porn addicts are soon going to be relegated to /trash/
>>544088503Yeah I'm reading the novels right now (going through Skavenslayer rn) and Gotrek doesn't have a lewd bone in his body.
>>544095682IDK how SFO influences but Empire has never fallen apart without my player intervention to the point where I wonder if both Elspeth and Karl have a higher faction potential than the 150ish listed
>>544099370I think he's a banner still
>>544099370one of his books he gets gives +8 MA and MD to all units, so theoretically you can have the most juiced units out of all the empire factions with him. also this means that allied units can be juiced too, which most factions can't do.
>>544099820>>544101674I neat, maybe have to give him a go then, crusading around the desert, beating on some skeletons
>>544091359>which one of them is nice one?Black hair.
>>544103292TEMPESTUOUS ARAHANSERENE NAESTRAThis actually helped me remember who's who.
>>544101674how does +8MA/MD help my flying spellcaster with unlimited winds of magic
>>544104016Sadly, no amount of melee attack or melee defence can cure mental retardation.
>>544104501>lines up his spearmanii and turns up the game speed>calls others retarded
>>544085218Less than six weeks until we rename /twg/ to /teg/.
filthy casual here.havent really played much of wh3. much more wh2. bought the malakai makaisson recently after reading the first omnibus series.bit meh on the campagin. a bit difficult getting set up, but once i had a full stack of high end dwarf units, i found i could autoresolve and win fights I had no right in winning, like no unit losses in pic related army resolve. haven't even bothered to build some of his airships and considering bailing on this campaign (bout 90 turns in)as.best dwarf campagin is still thorgrim grudgebearer with a good stack of ironbreakers, quallarers, grudge throwers/organ guns and just holding strong vs waves of greenskins
>>544092098
>>544105689not only should you win that but you could win that with far less casualties than AR would give youhide the slayers and rakers in a forest, put your lord and heroes in a corner, put the artillery behind them, withdraw it when the enemy are closesend the gyros out and micro them to kill their flying units, take out their missile units from range, once all the missiles are gone, spawn the thunderbarge on astragoth and harpoon him to deaththen just have your flying units hover over their armies killing them for free as they make their way to your lords and heroes in the corner,
>>544105689Clean casual here. I've played a lot of WH3. Much more WH2 as well though. Owned ToD for a while now.Got bored with the campaign. Half horde, half landed doesnt work for me when you still have to keep your land. Airship was meh, it just wasnt fun even for me, a guy that enjoys boxing up with artillery. Best dwarf campaign for me is Thorek, you miss out on guns, but he makes quarrelers the single best arcing unit in the game and its funny to shit all over anyone in sieges or field battles.
Legend made
me cum
>abandoned forge of hashut appears on turn 10 in one of my settlements>have to destroy it because I cant handle the corruption this early
I don't care what le trusted leakers said, TW40k will always sound as farfetched as TW:WW2 to me for all the same reasons
>>544106178or just auto resolve and get a replenished full stack next turn
>>544106798he's in chaos corruption and probably enemy territoryhe could also lose so much balance of power that astragoth attacks him with the same or different armies
>>544107096no thats me, its exactly what i did. I was in encamp stance and that was everything he threw at me lol. just cleaning up afterwards
>>5440975131) Both Companies are to be willing to work together on product like the Dawn of War board game.2) CA and GW worked closely on products in White Dwarf magazine (free LL and discount) by the past3) There is still some merchandise: https://merch.warhammer.com/en-fr/search?q=+Total+War%3A+WARHAMMER&options%5Bprefix%5D=last4) One may argue that revealing nu-Kislev and Cathay 1st in TWW is he biggest cooperation GW ever did
>>544097513coming around as a casual 12 year old being enamored by space marines and later realizing fantasy had the best world all along has been a wild ride lol.
>>544107282the real difficulty in this game is trying to expand as fast as possible and min max traits and itemsyou are the one being attacked, in enemy territory, in encamp stance. playing slow and steady trivialises the game
>>544097513>total war warhammer is GWs most successful videogames ever>"Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2" has achieved remarkable sales milestones, selling over 7 million copies globally since its release in September 2024.>In conclusion, the Dawn of War series has been a commercial success, with over 10.5 million copies sold worldwide.
>>544105701ariel a shit
they're everywhere
>>544107825maybe your right. most my campaigns get so boring because i get to a point where my stacks can just auto resolve everything, turning the game into an end game simulator
>>544108580end turn*
>>544094820>don't have to watch him or pay attention to him whatsoever...you niggers sure are making it it difficult not to
>>544094950as a millennial, its quite fascinating watching zoomers put reference towards e-celebs like they are some sort of sports star-celebrity like I am more used to.
so hopped over to cathay for fun to be able to confederate this guy early but why does he have malevolent treemen if he's not drycha faction?
>>544109173what is fascinating about it, there's quite literally nothing unique or different about modern day celebrity worship compared to the last couple centuries
wah
>>544109173as a millenial, i think you're a dumbfuck for buying into generational difference
>>544113254>hurr dur no generational changenigger faggot
>>544115270>hurr dur everyone younger than me is stoopidfaggot retard
>>544095682I play order/neutral and the occasional Norsca and empire dominates in most of my games.
this guy is pay to win
>>544118013all the DLC lords in 3 are p2wslop
>>544119518Not really. Gorbad for example isn't that good.
Fuck. I think I like elves now. All of them. Except for the 40k ones.
>>544119613>for example>the example is the only one even approaching an exception
>>544119719we know that james workshop
>>544119719i love that 40k races are ruined for coomersvery rarely woke gets it right
>>544118013i hate how in wh3 they decided every chaos campaign must be an ultra easy braindead retard proof shit tier experience with cheats out the ass
>>544120596@grok, is that real?
>>544120762I thought it was AI too but the woman taking the shotgun from it was too realistic to be AI. The only doubt is why the cat didn't instantly run after the bang.
I hit my head earlier today and i suddenly feel like playing rome 2. So going to see who i play.>>544120596The only one i ever had fun with was Festus cause how deep into order territory you are and the smaller amount of fortresses close by. The ones in the north and into the chaos wastes are a snoozer.>>544120762I asked grok and it just generated me a picture of Valkia as a bimbo.
>>544121024you can literally afk sieges to victory with festus
>>544121215Yes but sieges suck with everybody so thats just par for the course.
>>544121215How? Is he like Morghur with a perma damage-dealing aura around him?
>>544121852yes, he can swap between aoe regen and damage auras, neither require him to be in meleeso you just stand in the gatehouse and it rots down anyone around it, when enough die they rout and the AI moves in more to replace themthe only time this doesnt work is if it's the bugged gates where the ai can shoot through the floor into your units below, or if they have way too many non infantry units that don't get on the walls
i got bored of wh3
Longma status?
>>544122171>the bugged gates where the ai can shoot through the floor into your units belowThat's actually how all gates are supposed to function, the ones that don't are bugged.
>>544123252i doubt very much it's intended for missile units to be able to shoot through their feet and the floor
>>544123504I assumed it was added to give siege defenders and advantage, and it also kind of makes sense considering no fortress design would let the enemy attack the gates like that. It's kind of stupid gates aren't on the outer frame, and instead are in the middle of it.
>>544120596I want a challenge but whenever I played (this was awhile ago admittedly) chaos was doing too well and overtide never happened.>>544120294They're still obnoxious coomers for 40k. >>544107795I'd say all they had to do was add sigmarines to WhF, but ultimately it wasn't just a need to have space marines for WHF, it was also being able to copyright stuff.
>>544123504Kill holes
>>544123859how does a solid object passing through another solid object make sense
>>544123932there are no holes on the gates that you can shoot through, or even the ones you can't
>>544123971It's an abstraction you fucking retard, physics stopped mattering after shogun 2.
>>544124274why can't artillery fire through the terrain then, it's just an abstraction right?
>>544124610your brain is an abstraction.
>>544086958Show your pointy ears, elfslut
>>544123971You just can't see the kill holes but they're supposed to be there
>>544123228Longma deez nuts lmao
>>544088521Coomers really do create technically impressive art. Crazy how the mind can accomplish things when lust is directed at a task Also, why is soboro's Miao Ying the only one on the workshop? Where do people download the other ones? (asking for a pal)
>>544125694probably loverslab or on their discord.
>>544125694>ai slop of a character than a non-coomer drew>impressive
>>544125694I think they're on LL but I've never used them
>>544118013He's apparently easy, but I still can't bring myself to play nurgle. I hate their fucking construction mechanics, recruitment, and empire building so badly
>>544125813can't find shit on loverslab, do you have to register to properly see stuff over there?
>>544125786His in-game models are still superior to 99% of other skins and retextures
>>544126093Yeah and for downloads. Use a Proton burner if you're like me and are too ashamed to tie that to a real email
>>544126093no, and their search feature is just bad.https://www.loverslab.com/clubs/208-warhammer-3-total-war/
>>544126363the first step is admitting you have a problem
>>544126607Last time I downloaded that shit was like 2021 but ye
>>544085986>Ywn be a Bretonnian Shota with magical prowess>ywn be taken away to the Lady of the Lake’s court for your power to be “trained” by cute elf babes>Ywn be raised into a gigachad mage-knight by said elven babes>Ywn use the Lady’s blessing to come charging out of any body of water in Bretonnia to annihilate your people’s foes with sword and spell, before going home to your beautiful elven teacher-wife
>>544124274Why do you CA ball washers get so assblasted? You just defend bugs with the biggest copes ever. Hey dickhead, yelling retarded ideas out doesn't make them factual reality
>>544126607what's the last step?
>>544089616>LeftYou mean right?That is a known character. A very fat male goblin warlord (though Greenskins are all dudes anyway since they reproduce by violence)
>>544127063Edging
>>544127124I do this all the time and doesn't work at all for the first problem. If anything it makes it worse because you actually start to enjoy it more than just the regular ones, and start to develop a taste for more complex forms of stimulation, like reading erotica or making scenarios in your mind that go for hours. I'll give to women they know how to fap.
>>544127063no longer spamming SFW videogames threads with porn and gay ERP
They should look into the gay ass extra movement armies have to retreat and its almost always out of your reach, the stupidest shit ever
Have Trollhammers always had fire damage?
>>544129643Yes, they are meant for trolls, you know, those things with regen unless you burn 'em?
>>544129643no, not in 2
>>544129551Its not about retreating range itself (unless its something retarded like retreating behind mountain range / river / similar obstruction), its by design. AI intentionally places their armies so that retreating gets them out of range whenever possible. It tries to inconvenience and annoy you at every turn. AI doesnt take into account Mobility buffs though, so with Mobility hero embedded you can catch their retreats 9 times out of 10. This is why mobility heros are so strong.
>>544129643They keep swapping fire/magic damage to the point it's impossible to keep up. Grave guard had magic attacks, then they didn't. I'm 90% certain trollhammers didn't have fire attacks in WH2, but now they do. Some lords also just abstractly have magic attacks at base stats, while some need their unique weapons, etc... I'm pretty sure the guys coding stats don't even fucking know at this point and just randomly throw it on/off depending on white mood they're in.
i love the vampire grills. frilly dress with heavy armor is peak design.
>>544132352And massive, magnificent personalities
>>544132651that reminds me. about the vampire breast milk doujin from some threads ago. i can't remember the name at all and can't find it on sadpanda unfortunately.
ok but where is regular size grom?
>>544105701I love Morathi so much bros.
>>544134983>>544105701Is she just Sheev but female?
>>544135115Nope, the shit Dark Elves pull off because of Morathi is beyond what Sheev would accept. He'd probably become a light side force user after seeing their bullshit
Anons here maid the argument that regardless if TW:40K is bad it will sell because 40kiddies are consoomers.But DoW3 flopped, Eternal Crusade which wasn't even bad flopped.I don't think CA can get away with garbage.
>>544138918>maid
>>544134983I finally got around to trying her and her campaign is braindead, her control and slave reduction is busted while any other druchii is desperately trying to stop bleeding slaves to keep their economy juiced
>>544135115No Sheev is sexier
>>544138992MadeYou know what I meant
>>544138918ca still exists after rome 2 and yeenas anon
>>544140204i don't think you can blame ca for the ack. that was probably on sega alone.
>>544120896>>544120762My god, we're so cooked. Yes its AI theres no way a cat can even lift a shotgun ffs, and its paw isnt even on the trigger (although I guess it might be a SIG...)
half this game is dealing with dog units
dog units should have a couple of tard wranglers and run amok if those get killed.
>>544127063Sims 4 absolute debauchery.
>>544140754kek retard
>>544140983Lost technology
>>544140754No, it actually happened, I was there.
>>544140754>no way a cat can even lift a shotgun ffsbig if true
>>544140754furred paws typed this post
>Zoats have pretty much same stats as Minotaur Great Weapons (similar offensive stats but swaps 10 ld and 50hp for +10 MD and +30 armor)>Zoats get demolished in any battle be it against Skavenslaves or Knights while Minotaurs rip straight through themAlright anons, explain.
>>544141827BEASTMEN, RAROOOO!!!
>>544141827Size, shape, animations
>>544141827socioeconomic factors
>>544141827also, dedicated skills, tech and the somersaults
>>544141970Technically correct, which is the best kind of correct>>544141982Size and shape are to Zoat's benefit. They are roughly similar in volume but Zoats are far more oblong, exposing less of themselves to enemy attacks. Animations being worse is one of they key reasons but not all of it>>544142454Incorrect, both are unwashed hobos living in the woods>>544142637Dedicated skills and animations are the key. Despite similar initial stats, Zoats get jack shit from tech/skills while Minotaurs get ~+25 MA (including frenzy), +25% ws and plethora of other buffs. Furthermore their animations are better, not just the somersaults: average attck animation of Minotaur is 2.15 seconds (assuming all attacks are equally likely to be chosen) while Zoat's is 5.85 seconds. Factoring in the delay between attacks (both have 4.0 seconds), even out of the box Minotaurs deal roughly 2x more damage simply due to attacking almost twice as fast. With tech and skill buffs they deal 3-4.5x more damage.
aren't zoats just ligger dragon ogres?
>>544143219welf dragon ogres
>>544141827splash attacks and shieet
>>544143297yeah, i mean theyy have a lizard head and not an elf head
>>544143219They are a tyranid subspecies
katarin sitting on my dickmake it happen TCAor else
>>544143219>dragon ogre ancestors went north to mountains and chaos corrupted them by proximity to poles>other dragon ogre ancestors went south to forests and chaos didn't corrupt themIs how you explain wanting to use the same animation skeleton because apparently this is still a crippling thing in video game development
>>544133423?
>>544143823
>>544143514>read it as "shitting" It's over....GRAND FATHER TAKE MEEEEE
>>544140754this is what the toxoplasmosis lobby wants you to believe
>>544141256Did dogs really get that much use in warfare
>>544144664https://youtu.be/64LF0NgvajA
>ranged unit with AOE attack>it keeps targeting the fucking edge of the enemy units instead of shitblasting the center?????????
When I win, I always like to make sure Allariel, Ulrika, Elspeth, The Sisters, and Katarin do well in my games because they are cute girls :) Usually they are my allies so we all win together :)
>>544127027I'm not defending shit nigger, I'm calling you out for a complete gorilla retard for expecting physics based gameplay from CA when they threw that shit out the window 10 years ago.
i kill people
>>544145456I have different goals.
>>544145302Yeah that shit's never getting fixed
>>544145572>I have different goats
>>544145456khalida is the most important cute girl, find her and save her
>>544145456I kill them bitches if I canAll women must die
>>544144940WTF I love Columbus now!
>marco colombo>alessandroso these are the dogs of war people are looking forward to...
I like women...
>>544146261faggot
>>544143657making new skeletons is a time consuming process, theres no point unless you really have to
>>544146261They don't like you chud
>>544146261this but men
A fertile universe PREGNANT with plague...
>>544146809They don't like you chudette
>>544146809men like women? that doesn't seem right
>>544146809Based
i like luthor
i hate Luthor
>>544146978>>544147016>t. luthor
There will never be a soundtrack as good a rome 1 again, fucking beddow
40k is coming
>>544147583...out of my ass BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>544145679If Beastmen looked like this maybe i'd actually play them..
>>54414709040kino soonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrlMFD_Ot-0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gIMZ0WyY88https://youtu.be/DzRd4SQrkx0
I like Darksharts. I like it when an early game unit is relevant into the lategame. Like long spear ashigaru in Shogun 2.
>>544148027histoids piss and shit their pants at this simple concept because it triggers them that hastati could stay useful into the late game instead of xXdarklegionnaires69Xx
>>544141827The fuck is a Zoat? Some Skaven thing?
>>544147942https://www.nexusmods.com/totalwarwarhammer3/mods/53when did nexus change it's layout to this absolute cancer? holy fuck, this shit is couldn't be any more unintuitive. everyone at that site should be executed
>>544148269>This page is hidden because adult content is turned off in your preferencesbased, fuck coomers, maybe nexustroons are alright
nurgle chosen are overrated, unironically think plaguebearers are better cause of the missle attack
>>544148423wouldve done better there because of the physical resist and the fact greatswords dont have shields to stop the missiles, they also got a big buff with the daemons reforged mechanic, losing them to crumbling is still annoying thoughnot sure why you aren't using beasts of nurgle and nurglings as kugath though, save the plaguebearers for epidemius and chosen for tamurkhan
How many melties are there gonna be if it turns out the next game isn't 40K?
>>544148727there is literally zero % chance that it's not 40kplease, anon, PLEASE get some critical thinking skills
>>544146820nurgles hot steaming rancid fertile foetid plague..
>>544147945Just link the Mechanicus OST:https://youtu.be/aJIDqYZ7qM0Easily the best 40K music ever released.
>>544148269How far gone do you have to be to put gooner mods in a Total War game?
>>544148727Valark, Legend and Volound will slaughter their entire families and turn the guns on themselvesHalf 40kiddies on /twg/ will switch the cope to they pivoted it will be out in 2 years,the other half will either go away or stay silentRatfags will win as they will not be replaced
>>544148967zoomers are growing up addicted to porn and thinking it's completely normali used to browse /v/ and other blue boards at university 15ish years ago and had no problems, no way i would do that now, every single SFW board is filled with tranime and gay ERPers
>>544148727I would be fine, but it's certainly 40k.
>>544148780Its not going to be 40K, why would it be? It makes no sense. Its going to be Lord of the Rings or something.
>>544148967i mod every game i play to have big tiddy whores in it on principle
>>544149065Zoomers are either the most brainfried coomers you'll ever meet or the most fanatical puritan prudes that call anything slightly sexual woke, there is no in-between
>>544149087>why would the company that just had a massive success with warhammer fantasy move to warhammer science fiction, which has a larger fanbase and makes more money, and is currently entering the cultural zeitgeist with henry cavill, secret level, astartes 1/2, space marine 2, dow 4 and the amazon TV show
>>544148727I would be immensely surprised if it end ups being something else.I'd laugh at CA because they just missed the opportunity to save themselves, histfags will nitpick Med3 into oblivion and it'll flop anyway.
>>544148780People seriously thinking that GW is going to have given out a license for its golden cash cow to be rendered in a Total War game, so that people can essentially play large scale 40K battles with anyone in the world without paying GW a cent beyond the license fee? Nah, I would think that GW is far too protective of its IP to allow that to happen, they give it out to other games from small indie studios so that people get curious about the universe, they aren't going to allow something on the scale of CA to faithfully re-render it and largely make it available for a low one off fee to a company that isnt GW. They gave them WFB because it was a dead game, 40K absolutely does not need the same revival.
I think it will be 40K, because Valarak is pretty much always right regarding 40K leaks as he has actual GW insider sources.But the thing that did irk me a bit is why CA said "we are making a new historical and fantasy title" I guess you could call 40K "sci-fantasy" but 99% of people just call it sci-fi
>>544085638They were laying the groundwork for new units but then GW decided to drop ET on the setting and all of that went to shit. The walking statue of Khaine did actually make it into AoS as part of the Khaine themed army list. It's pretty cool. It starts off as a statue and when enough people die in the battle it comes to life and is basically a super blender that just kills anything it touches.
>>544149560they said fantasy because it's fantasy>>544149474>We have been honored by the incredible response from fans following the launch of Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2. We will continue to support the game with exciting content and regular updates in the coming years. Today, we are thrilled to announce that the adventure will continue with Space Marine 3.
>>544149474>GW is going to have given out a license for its golden cash cowI mean, that's what they do.
>>544091175Arahan is such a cool name, I have no idea which one is which though.
>>544149474GW understood more than a decade ago that video games don't cut into their profits. The first DoW increased model sales by 200%.
>>544149474>Without paying a cent to GW.Yes anon, they won't see a single cent from this whole ordeal... Retard.
>>544149474This guy's still living in 2005
>>544149842naestra is the nice one on the left arahan is the crazy one on the right
>>544149474https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1295500/view/4538031421706653035Battlesector is the closest thing to tabletop and even uses scanned 1:1 GW models. DoW2 is the second closest thing after Battlesector and existed too.I don't think GW cares. Tabletop draw is having actual, physical, real life objects you assembled, kitbashed, sculpted, converted and painted. No video game will replicate this
i do not care for the living
>>544149474Tabletop is the tip of the spear to which any game will follow and take years to do that.Hell a 40k total war will take a decade to catch-up to full rosters of 10th edition, by then there'll be a 12th edition with even more units to add.
>>544148423Compared to Exalted Plaguebearers, Nurgle Chosen have: 20% less hp and no phys resist, but ~85% resist from armor, silver shields and 10 more MD. If enemy has lots of ranged they'll be far better due to shields, but against factions with few missiles and lots of Large the Plaguebearers' missile attack lets them pull slightly ahead. I'd say Nurgle Chosen are still better overall option with Plaguebearers close second. Of course this doesnt matter because when people talk about Nurgle Chosen they talk about Chosen GW which are absurdly good: high enough MD to be immune to chaff and most low-stat large units while having high enough AP to kill everything that counters them in melee (armored elite Large units, armored can opener elite infantry, lords/heroes with jacked up stats) that Plaguebearers or normal Chosen cant even scratch due to their lower MA and shitty AP.
>>544149752Space Marine is hardly letting you play a game like tabletop 40K on the PC now is it? >>544149812To shit companies, and with the stipulation that they either have to change the format of the game so that it does not play like their tabletop game (eg Space Marine, Boltgun), or that it has significantly different mechanics (eg Dawn of War, Necromunda Underhive). The only times they have moved away from that lisencsing method is with CA for Total War where they gave them the lisence for a dead game, or with Blood Bowl - a specialist game that was also barely selling at the time, and of those two Blood Bowl is the only one that does 1:1 tabletop rules. There is no way that GW is going to allow Total War: 40K Skirmish Mode to exist, it would be far too much of a risk to their revenue stream. Why buy and paint models when you can just hop on the PC and find a battle with someone using the entire 40K range of factions and minis in minutes? Shit would kill their current Tournament and the ever-changing meta income flow.I think that people thinking its going to be 40K Total War are absolutely delusional. TV shows and the like they are of course fine with, it brings more people into the ecosystem.
>>544150406you've spent the last 6 months saying that the next game isn't 40K because it can never play like the tabletop, so which is it?
>>544150036Their left and right or our left and right though? Which one has the black hair?
>>544150406Total War Warhammer literally revived the old world anon, it made that setting sell, again.40k will sell even harder on all fronts.
>>544150058Yeah, but its shit, no-one would want to play it.
total reddit general
>>544150406DoW 1 and 2 launches lead to massively increased tabletop sales, despite 1 especially being pseudo-tabletop simulator. GW knows that tabletop is such an insular and already-saturated market that pretty much all publicity translates to increased sales. TW:40k would be the silver bullet they're praying for.
>>544150557>Total War Warhammer literally revived the old world anon, it made that setting sell, again.If that's the case why wouldn't they make it Total War: Age of Sigmar then? 40K already sells well and is widely known in the cultural zeitgeist, AoS is still a flagging product and could do with a lift, they have plastic to shift.
>>544150853how do you make a map game about a setting where land doesn't matter
>>544151265Oh, so exactly like 40K then, only instead of Realms you have Planets?
reddit warriors. raa roo
Is there any mod that makes Elspeth look less like a court fucking jester? Top half is fine, but the bottom half looks utterly ridiculous.
40k when?
>>544151265AoS has maps lol. Only difference is that each realm has it's own world map.
>>544145302Always been that way.I wonder if the hotkeys for manual aim still work or if they disabled it for good
I have Warhams fatique
>>544150853Because it would sell less than 40k and fantasy, this isn't rocket science.
>>544151641Unironically no. Every single mod makes her look worse
why do chorfs only speak in their language
>>544150853>We could make a product that WILL sell like hotcakes >Or a product that has a high failure chanceReally hard choices here.
>>544152171So do many races tho
>>544152381>Chaos Dwarfs>Beastmen>Lizardmenyeah so many wow
>>544152345All thats in it for GW is the licensing fee, its CA that takes the risk.
>>544151641https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3311294751
>>544150853I want Total War Age of Sigmar. In 10 to 20 years, after 40k.
>>544152171Why do the British only speak English? Why do the Japanese only speak Japanese? What else would they speak?
>>544152575erm and that tree guy
>>544152723you would be like 70 years old then
>>544152618>its CA that takes the risk.Why the hell would they take the risk anon? Are you fucking retarded?If they take any now, they might as well just die.
>>544152575>BretonnianDont leave out the last beast race
How do I beat these ogres, they don't rout and my frontline gets insta decimated, halberds do even worse cause they rout 5 seconds after getting charged.
>>544153905They don't speak their own language though
>>544152735>Why do the British only speak English?Some also speak Welsh.
>>544151472but planets matter a huge amount in 40k
>>544154234english is their own language
>>544154527Imperium has 1000000000 planets. Sigmar owns like 20 cities. How is 1/1000000000 more important than 5%?
>>544154234Could'd'v'st fooled me
>>544154834the campaign map isn't going to have a billion planets retard kun
>>544154980yes it will. and that's retard SAN for you.
>>544154494Noone seriously speaks Welsh anon. Its a meme language.
>>544155114I speak welsh.
>>544154980So what is it gonna be then? Because now that Cadia doesn't exist there is 10000 planets between the closest relevant Imperial world and anythign else
>>544154980Yes it will, you're just an anti40kfag
+20 Armor for all INF is an absolutely wild buff, no? Well worth the -5LD surely, can always bring a battle wizard and some other hero to help hold the line instead?
>>544155443dunno, but there's a lot of things to consider, like do you have battles on spaceships, battles on moons, what about field versus siege battles? do you even move your army around planets or is there just set locations you fightca are incompetent so i cant imagine it will be the ideal solution
>ai has an army of 32445987ew748952347895243752894356273846592837456238765982346520938476028935746348956734098567 billion trillion googillion skirmish cavOH JOY WHAT FUN
>>544155996in vanilla armour is shit but with cheats who knows what it does
>>544156148Well 20 armor is a equivalent to a 10-20% damage decrease vs non-magical non-AP attacks?
>>544154980>>544156037What, so all the factions in the Warhammer 40K universe are all going to be present on one planet all at once? That makes no sense whatsoever, especially in the case of T'au.
>>544156571for all we know his cheats give everyone AP and or magic attacks or change how armour worksthat is why posting about cheats is frowned upon here
>>544156571Magical attacks don't affect the effectiveness of armour in any way, they only allow you to bypass physical resistance.
>>544156109that's a lot of horses
>>544156704play dawn of war
>>544148423stop changing the resolution nigga
which ogre ll is the most fun
>>544156976your mom
>>544156924he knows everyone filtered him
>>544156924>>544157032This is actually unwinnable, golgfag I kneel,
>>544156976there several ogre 2s? i haven't even played ogre 1 yet
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>>544157023
>>544156718Oh! Ok, I assumed it was similar to an AP attack as well, dunno why, it just seemed like thats what it would do lol. Definitely picking that guy up then, he can at least truck some spearmen and knights about.
>>544156976Greasus > Golgbtq+ > The COOK(forgot his name)
>>544156892DoW had to invent some useless planet to justify its existance, so the argument that exisitng 40k planets are important goes out of the window when your only choice is OC donut steal worlds
>>544157659The planet from Dark Crusade is now canon to Word Bearers lore.
>>544157659>mfw a setting has different places and plots instead of reusing 1 place and plot
>>544157659you're the one obsessed with having all the factions fighting on one planet all at once, but regardless even if that is how 40k TW works, no one will care, because it will be fun
>>544157659Stupid frog poster.
TUCLIP could have miled WH3 for DLC for 10 more years if they wanted do.But TUCLIP are lazy and irrational subhumans who piss on their own success, so they can try and chase clout and fame. Reminder that Hyenas was them trying to rise above the player count and buyers of Total War games thinking that wasn't good enough. They wanted the mainstream auidence. Yet the braindead morons don't realize that if they invested time into fixing WH3 they would have had that auidence if they used a fraction of those millions wasted on Hyenas to add working sieges and naval battles to WH3 and an army painter. It would double the game's amount of buyers. There are so many people disappointed by the failed promises that flat put dropped the game or didn't buy it at all. They will do the same with 40K becuase Julius Caesar was right and Beitoids are subhuman genetic trash.
>>544157128>Greatswords vs Large. Anon...your basic-bitch-ass Spearmen would kill them faster.
Holy shit, the Shogun 2 tutorials suck ass, what kind of fuckass army comp is this in the siege tutorial? One fucking unit of matchlocks on ATTACK!? Only 2 Yari? One unit of cannons that waste half their ammo in the cutscene?Who the fuck designed this?
it was a sad day for the working classi also forgot that the dreadquake existed
>>544158290>makes coomers mad>makes histrannies mad>makes chinks mad>makes the legendhater mad>makes ratfags mad>now makes the tcaluk shitposter mad40K total war is unironically the cure for this community, /twg/ is healing
>empire doesn't need a good frontli-ACK>>544158692pic rel, this is why I don't take u guys seriously
>>544158867>two artillery piecesyikes...
>>544158867Meant for >>544158632>>544158962I've tried bringing 7 artillery pieces, makes no difference, these big niggers just pound through
>>544158790I just hate TCLAPLAPLAPLAPGOBANKRUPTGOBANKRUPTGOBANKRUPT independently of TW:40K and I like 40K.
>>544158867kekcould you post the ogre army comp?
>>544159212It's the same one as >>544153919 and >>544157128 I'm going to try bringing eldred guard and 2 helblasters this time
>>544158867>2559x1599
>>544158635tutorials in games made before warhammer 3 are more of a "its expected to exist" and not actually useful in any way
i came back after a month and it's still just legendfg shitting up the thread and elf porn spam wtf
>>544158867nigger Ogres clearly had the ranged advantage what were your halbers were supposed to do? Where are your cannons and huntsmen?
>>544159683>muh canonsdoesn't make a difference lil nigga, empire frontline insta routs
>>544158790We REALLY don't need more neckbeard empire/human race vgh larpers desu
>>544159909Canons would lock down that stonehorn and Golgfag, focus firing Huntsmen would shred ogres. God, you empshitters are truly retarded.
>>544159909I meant like actual cannons, not just artillery in general desu
>gpu is at 14% utilization>fans blaring>80 fucking c>only on the campaign mapwhat the fuck is this game man
>>544160627straight white male human chads are the only consistently good posters across /v/ and /vg/
>>544160765*I think he meant
>play as Talsyn>use underway to send Orion across the mountains to Zvorak>Wurrzag is nearby>my 2nd smaller and weaker army uses underway to meet Orion >staying within reinforcement because I know Wurrzag will attack>Wurrzag attacks my weaker army>his waaagh army comes too>Orion reinforces from behind Wurrzag's lines>so does the waaagh army>Orion and waaagh fuckers enter the map from the exact same point>they start fighting right there>massive chaotic melee in the corner of the corner of the map>no fucking clue what's going on>mfwWhat a fucking shitshow lmaoOnly lost 1 unit from Orion's army, and that might have been more from me dropping one of Orion's abilities than the enemy.
>>544160863CPU bound clearly
>>544159909Froggy said that ironsides are dogshit and that handgunnera are better, try those instead
>>544161013But it's barely using 20% cpu
>>544160629>>544160765>>544161029>muh canons>muh huntsmenthe absolute state of /twg/, can some good at the game actually chime in?
>>544161095it could get more if you'd uninstall chrome and then chop your hands off and jump off a bridge for isntalling it in the first place empshitcuckc
>>544161095then you have a bitcoin miner running in the background
>>544161228>chromewronga
>>544161225well, anon. where are the cannons?
>>544160863Campaign map is all kinds of fucky. I have no idea what its doing, but my CPU utilization jumps to 100% (certain cores only) each time I'm in campaign map. There should be zero CPU calculations going on if I'm not doing anything, but the game does its best to grill my CPU.Hell, the CPU is under smaller load when CHANGING TURNS. How can computing ai decisions be less intensive than just idling on campaign map? HOW?!?!
>>544161225>greatswords against ogres>no cannons>no volleyguns
>>544161225I meant to quote the other guy ;_;
>empire player>and a stupid eslthe jokes write themselves folks
>>544161790So the game is just a marvel of engineering, okay
>>544161695>>544161859>>544161950>where are the cannonsdo u niggers play the game? hammer of the witches is right there
>>544161225>steam tank vs ogresLegit question is that a good idea? Ive always founs them underwhelming in general except against units with low morale
>>544161472>empshits are also liarscolour me shocked
>>544162021>one (1) unit of canon against ogresanon...
>>544162021>one set of cannons >when people are clearly talking about getting multiple cannonsExtreme midwit rebuttal
>>544161998The Tech-Priests of Horsham have lost much knowledge. Just regular testing must be followed by hours of ritual chanting to appease the machine spirit.
Who is this mindbroken schizo who keeps calling everyone an empire player?
>>544160863There is a billion animations loaded all at once on the campaign map even when they are hidden by fog of war. When you pass turn the game starts skipping them.
What's the appeal of beastmen raping elves?
>>544161998>WH3 is all kinds of coding spaghettiAre you surprised anon? Is this some sort of "gotcha"? The game lacks literally 99% of existing mechanics and its only saving grace is Lord (spells) and dragon (Wow so cool!).
>>544162543Ask Isha/Ariel. She's the one into it.
>>544162543we live in a society. beastmen are a vent for the monke
>>544162039It's the only thing keeping one flank of crushers from rolling my demigryhs>>544162123>>544162163>bring le more cannons xddd this will fix the actual problem which is the frontline being paper>bring le halberds no greatswordspic rel
>>544162550To be fair i don't expect a game released in 2022 to run like a UE5 game
>>544162741Do you not know how to use cannons?
>>544161225EmpBVLL bullying us again...
>544162914nice bait retard, not even worth a (you)
>>544160863my pc used to overheat on the campaign map to the point i had to power limit my 3080 to 47% to avoid shutting downbattles are somehow less demanding
>>544127072their left
>>544162543What's the appeal of squiresissy kissing elves?
Is this the guy who was shit at beastmen a while back?
>>544159020Well you need Charge Def. vs Large and Anti-Large. The only ones in your army with it are the Demigryphs? Rocket battery isnt going to do shit, thats for mass infantry like Skaven.
>>544159909And this is why I dont play fucking vanilla, with its dumb ass insta-gib rock-paper-scissors system.
>>544159909...did you charge your Halberders into the Ogres lol? They need to stand still for a few seconds for the charge defense to work.
who is the most p2w lord who do I have to buy to win
>>544163430>>544163930>>544163756No the halberds are braced, elite ogres and stonehorns and thundertusks just plow right through regardless, this is why I keep saying empire infantry fucking sucks ass. And yes I agree, the hellstorm really isn't doing much, going to swap it out for hellblaster guns
>>544164432The Maggot
>>544164432The Faggot
>>544164432The Changeling. You literally cannot lose.
is he being retarded on purpose?
ONLY I SCORE!
>>544164432>buy
>>544160961anon you can move the reinforcement location in wh3
40k is around the corner
>>544166367Can't wait for the new age of sqvire posting.
Eldar are made for Being GENESTEALED
Alright, Karl can't do it, golgfag is too strong, going to have to use elspeth and her powercreeped units
>>544166617Aren't eldar immune to the virus?
>>544166496Can't wait for greater good women posting.
>>544166496>faggot riding a giant robot>knightlol lmao even
>>544166496Do you have that other 40K art of them saved? can't find it
>>544166794Don't let facts stand in the way of some good 40k-edition beastcooming
>>544166858Bretonniachud...
>>544166858>Faggots using powers from an elf god instead of their own>KnightLol lmao even
greasus goldjew
>>544165773Fuck Blood Bowl Elf bullshit.
There's something innately unsettling about the way Dryads and Treekins just swat people's heads and limbs off while shambling around at high speed.
>A whole year for a lord packI feel like we got numb to this fact.This is well beyond even the greatest doomposters most blatant trollpost nightmare scenario.They have 0 other active or upcoming releases. Literally nothing but WH3, and it takes a year for a ‘small’ dlc.
>>544164482Based fat man dominance. Get in ma belly humies.
>>544168191i think the word you were looking for is satisfying
Did they make Wood Elves more interesting or do they still have that shitty ass Outpost mechanic?
>>544168237This is worse than the wait between Champions of Chaos and Forge of the Chaos Dwarfs.
>>544151641Elspeth really needs a Bayonetta skin. Loves guns? Check.Magic user? Check.Supposed to be hot as fuck? Check.Its perfect for her
>>544168406They are still the same since wh2 but they are great. Whats wrong with outposts?
>>544168247The only way to beat him is with some cheesy doomstack, he's literally unbeatable otherwise, I think I'll have to bring out the panzer division
>>544168634I never thought of that but I dig it
>>544168237>>544168503If they opened Ind/Khuresh area i say it was worth the wait.
>>544168237>smallthey are expanding the map into Ind and Khuresh. It will be worth the wait
>>544168976I give that like 30% odds of happening. Dechala obviously. Move Arbaal there too. Make Gelt’s life fucking Hell. Aislinn in the elven colonies aka ‘do whatever you want’ ass campaign. Sayl is def. relegated to the chaos wastes tho.
>>544168634if elspeth loves guns so much, then why isn't she using some herself?
>>544169339that would be unladylike.
>>544169525she's dressed like a jester
>>544169181Yeah Sayl is taking Wulfrik's spot. Wulfrik is going either Khuresh or going to take overthat Norscan faction east of Mazda.And Lokhir probably going to move to Ind to make room for Yin-Yin
>He still believes in Yin-YinAnon I....
>>544168634only if she gets her climax summons
>>544169641>Yin-YinBro I don’t even think the monkey king is happening anymore.
>>544168237Ready to accept the fact that (you) are not, in fact, irreplacable, fantasoi?
Now that it was mentioned. Let’s stop and take a second to consider what characters (LLs) we expect/want before the game dies. No memes or bullshit.>nagash>thanquol>glottkin (though this breaks the monogod equality)Alleged endtimes dlc>neferataSoft announced solo dlc>todbringer>Red duke>van horstmannsoft announced flcs>Monkey king>Fire dragon>yin yinExpected cathay characters>borgio the beseiger>lucceretta (idk her name exactly)If dogs of war dlc happensI would say this is the line of ‘reasonable’ remaining additions, although even the cathay dragons feel iffy on the notion of how long the game has left.My point I’m getting to is ‘fuck the map is gonna be so fucking crowded’.
Jesus fucking christ I finally did it, ogres are the toughest race so far bar none
>>544166974nvm found it
>>544171023I would really like anything tzeentch related. the only ll they have is kairos and he's a pain to play. and the changeling is cool but he's stuck on spectator mode doesn't even feel like I'm playing the game with him I just auto resolve garrison battles
One thing I noticed on higher difficulties you tend to get levels way faster than on normal. My Karl Franz was like lvl 20 after defeating Helman Ghorst, and defeating armies also gives you tons of gold. Is very hard actually very easy?
>>544171023Cathay is guaranteed to get DLC, remember, CA had to scrap Shang Yang 3 minutes before announcement because Legend forced them to pivot, meaning they had finished the majority of the DLC
>>544171665More of a side-effect of the cheats that ai gets
>>544171713Maybe. I could see monkey as a solo dlc with fire dragon as his flc. I think yin yin aint making it.
>>544171751>cheats
>>544171023No Lord Dickhead himself - Nagash?
>>544171751Well yeah, but those cheats also benefits the player. The richer the AI is, the more you get by defeating them and the more developed their provinces are when you get them.
>>544170096GW will push for it. Cathay is popular in their toy game.
>>544171713The work was lost though, Legend forced them to pivot by entering the offices with a gun, holding a pregnant woman hostage, and forcing the devs to wipe their work so they couldnt just change the deal and release SoC after he left. All the work he made them delete also included much of the work they put to ToD, OoD, and ToT, which is why they keep taking so long.tl;dr: Legend killed Total War
>>544171023>soft announced flcs>>Monkey king>>Fire dragon>>yin yinAnon there is no fucking way they Make all 3 flcs. Mokey vs Fire + Yin-Yin as flc is whats going to happen. CA already said they want to make smaller scale dlcs.
>>544172458It was for the above listed
I am playing as Archaeon with the End Times sponsored by cheats. Recruit defeated legendary lords decided the nurgle lords should be available to the warriors of chaos, neat. Tamurkhan should have always been WoC anyways.
>>544172712CoC should be flex monogod or woc. I would expect it for arbaal/tahm/dechala but a mod would be suffice. I mean, they already half-measured it because you can use them as monogod in mp.
Some details on 40k and med3>Both games are planned to be fed many years of DLC.>Both have a system to customize factions and units>Med3 looks amazing and probably the best looking game they ever made.>Both games are on an updated engine.>40k won't have multiple games, just one being upgraded through time.>Destructible terrain is one of the major features for 40k>You can raise down any fortification in sieges.>You can also customize forts for each race, just like you can change wargear for units>Less emphasis on skills, more emphasis on equipment
Can you release vassals from your own territory? I confederated a bit much.
>>544146421Yes but why is it still a time consuming process when other areas improve
>>544173213I'm trans btw, not sure if that matters
>>544166794No, there's one craftworld that the inhabitants ended up became hybrid from one of the ynnari story.>>544166617There's a good fanfiction about that in AO3.
Thought Golgfag would be more fun but your first enemy just base camps in a level 2 fort and you can't recruit as fast..
>>544173213Believable, yet unexciting.
>>544173214Nope, advanced techniques like releasing or integrating vassals are still beyond TCALUK, only known by the sages of distant Sweden.
>>544129643It would be a misnomer if they didn't
>>544173462damn, I think I'd best roll back a turn and not confed Stirland, far rather have them as a ally for now, they can deal with bloody Vlad.
It's up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo3PBxvnJEw
>>544174221thanks bellular
confederating is boring
Wait, so Drycha doesn't look like an angry tree all the time? This is just combat form of sorts, and she looks more humanoid when she's just chilling?
How do I acquire an elf gf as an unwashed human peasant, I'm thinking slaanesh worship
whos the greenie to play at the moment lads?
>>544175009Tamurkhan
>>544175009astragoth with a full stack of gobbos
>>544174221Bratty community throwing tantrums needs correction ###
>>544175263Thats what ToT is for
>>544175364UOOOGGGHHH TOT DECHALA EROTIC ELF PRINCESS EROTIC TOT MASQUE EROTIC TOT
>>544175794TOT ANGRY SMELLY 28 YEAR OLD NEET BEERGUTS TOT
>>544175916GUTS OUT BOYS
I’ll be honest. I don’t like empire and especially Elspeth. I have like 3k hours across these games. I know how guns and arty works, or more specifically, doesn’t. Doesn’t help that every empire map is gunline hell, or I’m just unlucky. Also starting enemy vamps sounds good, but really its annoying because they present 1 maybe 2 worthwhile targets for handgunners, the lord usually hiding in a mass of zombies anyways.Not even to mention the agony of sieges.
>>544176239If you want to play guns and artillery just go play FOTS, warhammer is a monster and hero game.
>>544173213lollmaoanyone able to tard wrangle the engine has been gone for 10 years
>>544176239Yeah I pack 2 handgunners then just go crossbows because they do the same against most targets but are better in sieges or tarpitsWhat I think most players sleep on are normal outriders, I get insane damage value on those every time because I can just ride them up to (with vanguard) trolls/cav/monsters, half their health in one volley, then fuck off fast enough that only dogs can catch up (without skills buffing speed)
>>544173213Also>incredibly optimized, for a Total War game at least>has 100 planets to conquer>not just an updated engine, but a brand new in-house engine>army painter actually on the list of DLCs>might be one-for-all or paint-per-race>1000 planets to conquer>Slaanesh will come with a proper 18+ hardcore pornography DLC>will feature units from historical games you can access via certain lords or events (Trazyn has a big collection....)>millions of planets to conquer>revamped naval battles with designable ships>runs at 120fps at 4k on max sweatings>planned Rogue Trader mode like caravans in space as their own campaign>quadrillions of planets to conquer
>>544174221>Community review bombs>Community continues to consoomhm yes what a tragedy this is for ca
>>544177357>will bring you sketties and tendies when you need it>will clean your room too>will do your job for you so you can keep playingTW40k haters SEETHING
>>544177357We're reaching copium levels that shouldn't even be possible!
>tfw we got the only developer incompetent enough to abandon the DX12 portWe could be playing with DLSS/DLAA right now instead of T*AEven the fucking skeleton crew of relic is slowly fixing up DoW DE into an actual upgrade
>>544177357>millions of planets to conquerWhat's the point, that's like Elite/NMS having millions, they just end up being the same thing
>>544177581>will do your job for you so you can keep playingYou're thinking AI
>>544173213>>544177357>Being this naiveThen again I shouldn't expect anything more form 40SLOPS
>>544132886this.
>>544179453>being this naiveI don't think anon actually thinks an 18+ hardcore pornographic slaanesh dlc is planned
>>544177357The golden age is upon us. Histoids and Fantasois know this is their end.
>>544180393I dont think because I KNOW its planned
I can't believe the new spell Gelt pushed got some Cathayans and Kislevites to kill themselves.
>>544180653Did Valrak-Kun tell you about it!?
>>544177357>optimized
>>544149842>NaestraNice one>ArahanAngry one
>>544087112Wish me luck
If 40K does happen, I'll choose Eldar and make an Avatar of Khaine deathstack on my first play through.
>>544180683It ruined the Lustrian economy too.Wait, they still don't have one.
>>544181051REMOVE NIGEL NOOOOOW
40k will have greenskins, elf's and humans, albeit in a space scenario.If you want more leaks just ask me.
>>544175009Wurrzag
>>544181681Will I ever have sex?
>>544180683>>544181557what happened now?
>>544181789Yes (gay sex)
Will Greenskins get more Lords and legendary heroes?
>>544181789The other dude isn't the leaker, but yes.Gay sex.wz
>>544181918Don't they have pretty much every noteworthy lord in the game already?Other than Gorfang. But he doesn't count
What are the best Dooki mods?Any cool campaign mechanics, something related to slaves?
>>544181068More like Avatar of Jobbing.
>>544182082Greenskins are one of the most fleshed-out factions in Warhammer Fantasy. They've got plenty of potential LLs left. But from a game perspective, they don't need more.
>>544182106Thick elvesLIG MorathiLIG SorceressLIG Hellebron
>t5 treemen got outperformed by t3 ice lizards when fighting in the woodstcaluk why u do dis to me
>>544181846Gabe changed how CSGO skins work, so the prices tanked and all the retards that decided to turn digital goods into investment portfolios lost fortunes
>>544174221No-one actually gives a fuck about steam reviews anymore, they're always review bombed by salty fuckers when things arent 100% perfect on day one. I don't even get what people are upset about?
>>544156704Tau absolutely know how to long-distance space travel now.
>>544174929Thats how you get your manhood removed and used as a necktie by a deamon.
>>544183339ok we were able to mop them up but holy jesus it should not have been this bad
>>544183339I tested those against some targets, they're pretty cheap so if you bring two and just sick them both on any monster they really can fuck up anything in a very cost effective manner
https://youtu.be/oYImXYb1WRo?t=90
>>544183365>Coworker just talked about bunch of his old skins Fuck man well he's going to have a rude awakening.
>>544183398>Tau absolutely know how to long-distance space travel now.lollmaoHeres the most recent official galactic map. That "Tau Empire" hexagon completely encompasses the 5th sphere expansion.
>>544183602for some reason i thought their animations were still busted and not working
>>544183916Nah they fixed them a while back
Thorek's Pikemen!
>>544183813That's Norsca music, not welf music.
I want to play HE but 4th December is so far away...
>>544184148Both are non-abrahamic white so it's ok
>>544184296>scandiswarths>white
>>544184409>quoting that faggot for anything
>>544184409>We hate the redcoats, 1776 was the greatest moment in human history!>Only English people were true whites like come onWhy are Americans so tsundere?
Shame that WH2 Ubersreik 5 mod was never ported to game 3.
Have we seriously only gotten one DLC for the whole fucking year?
>>544184669>hating milfs
>>544184707Makes their winning their independence seem all the more impressive when it was against the only white people.
Grom and Greasus should be dismountable (5 speed) (takes breaks)
>>544184903Does the little paypig want to give CA more money or something?
>>544184903We haven't gotten a DLC this year yet. Even if they gave us a release date, there's still space for delays.
>>544184939ahhh sodesuka
>>544185028More in awe that they've taken an entire year to shit out a lord pack.
>Bongs>White>Proto Mutts>Whitehmmm I think Irish are more white than either of these groups
>>544185249Irish are non-white catholics doebeit
>>544185249t.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgQLsmJXSFo
>>544185249>Leprechauns>whitethey're not even human
regardless of the white, we simp for blacksit's over
the plan to "release smaller modular DLC more often" is always a disaster, it never works out, I wonder why.I was thinking of Smash Bros. and its attempt to make "minor" characters that could be pushed out quickly as almost-reskins named "Echo Fighters". They made 7 of those at launch and they never made one again.
>>544185439Thankfully history doesn't stop happening
We used to get complete games with no DLC, then we got incomplete games that needed DLC to be finished, now we get incomplete games, and the DLC gets canned before it's released.
>>544184409>Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.>Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc’d may be attended with much Inconvenience.>Because thro’ more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin’d to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.>Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.>Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.>Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.
God damn I got properly raa-rooed. What are you supposed top do when the bloody beastmen have a stupid amount of those damn dogs and they just run round and fuck your gunnery up?
Small bulgarian indie company please understand
>>544185969Where did you get this footage of CA Sofias HQ?
>>544185834Have less gunnery and more meleeHave some cav
>>544185249the irish are ancient african settlers that got cursed to whiteness by loki by him scrambling their name a bit
>>544186110The Children of Yakub...
if the next tww game is aos I stay, if its 40k im more than likely never touching a CA game, nay, a sega game ever. With an AOS game at least it would be an experimental project at best like Attila, with 40k its just gonna drag the company though the fucking mud even harder.
>>544185405An actual banger
The Indo-Aryans of India are the last white people on Earth, that's why Total War Rajas of India will be the best TW game ever.
>>544186074shocking insider footage
Total War Underwater
>>544186540They are not white but they are aryans thobeit
Can I get a QRD on most fun campaigns in the far east of the map and why?Say chaos dwarfs and beyond, anywhere east of the darklands
>>544186786>play with me :3>"no, its a federal crime">.... :c
>>544187489Dwarfs turtling in the mountains
>>544187489Miao being the defender of the Bastian is fun (or you could get the gooner mods)Lokir is also fun, being the best Delf faction.
>>544187546he's not playing, he's trying to choke him
>>544187782Manatees don't have a mean bone in their body!
>>544187737>or you could get the gooner modsLmao do people actually do thisWhat do gooner mods for a total war game even look like
>>544187737It's insane how WH3 got so lucky to get a top-tier gooner mod in the Miao mod, and then a second one in the Katarin sequel. Not really something anyone expected to happen for TW game. It really seems like an anomaly.. A shame the mod author is never going to actually finish a new mod again.
>>544187912he loves what he's doing
>>544183903You are wrong, the 5th sphere of expansion is in the Ultima Segmentum, beetween Hexos and Kar Duniash
>>544187953The only good Miao mods are by this guy
>>544162869You mean like shit? Because it already does.
Begone /an/ this is a /pol/ colony! Or is it /his/ colony...
>>544188314You have no idea who actually runs this thread.And you'd never believe it until you saw it with you own eyes.
>>544187953The most popular ones involve Miao/Katarin slowly becoming corrupted by Slannesh, leading to more and more skimpy models and debauched events. As well as a few Slannesh-related mechanics.
>>544188114>A shame the mod author is never going to actually finish a new mod againWhy? What happened with him?
>>544188440got his lower ribs removed so he could suck his own dickod'd on fetish porn so bad one night his cumshot blasted right through his skull, killing him instantly
>>544183903That's huge however
>>544188440He very easily gets distracted. After the Katarin mod, he was working on a Morathi mod, which he should have focused on. But then BG3 was released, and he made a mod for that, but never finished it either. He then got back into Warhammer 3 modding but made a new one for Elspeth instead of finishing the Morathi one. Both of which are currently in limbo.
>>544187489drazhoath darkland bowli feel like you usually get drawn towards the east and dealing with cathay due to needing to go east for grimgor but that's just me
>>544188754I heard he was putting everything on hold until ToT release.
>>544188237>>544188432
>>544189053Just like CA originally with the AI... Truly, WH3 is a cursed product.
Why the fuck are there so many trees in the Darkland maps?Does this look like fertile ground?Is this yet another concession to MP sissies?
Oh for fuck sake, got ambushed, so I clicked to load the battle and went to refill my water. Got back to the computer and the battle was just running, no confirmation screen to start the battle or anything. What type of stupid prick designed that system, every other battle in the game has a confirmation box for Winds and Deployment when it starts.
>>544189481Fertile volcanic soil :)See: Hawaii
>>544188181That makes no sense whatsoever. Why would they expand a couple of thousand of light-years away from where their entire galactic foothold is and where they are already being pressed?I swear, GW logic would give you a fucking anuyerism at times.
>>544189481>>544189596A fertile universe PREGNANT with plague....
>>544186786
>>544189512your first ambush ever? just hit rematch
>>544189481lol, they could have just made them fossilised trees or those windswept barren rock formations? Shit, even making the trees burnt would have been better.
They should really give Warriors Of Chaos some ways to get research. Are they the only faction that can't get research bonuses?
>>544182342He stopped jobbing when they made the new amazing model.
>>544119865Ostankya isn't particularly OP either to be fair.
>>544190014First time being on the receiving end since I started playing again yeah.
>>544190271Considering they're already the strongest faction in the game, having one weakness is fine.
>volcanic soilkekalso maybe its the Old World mod doing something but so far i dunno why people say the ai is cowardlythis grimgor army was like half goblin and it attacked me firstplaying arbaal with 19 khorne warriors
>>544190271Chaos Sorcerers have the same steal research agent action most wizards do.
>>544185829>regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.t.Hellebron
>>544190547God, N'kari is so ugly
>>544190641n-no he's super seductive come on...
>>544189441I'm going to have a blast shitposting if 40k is announcedI don't even intend to play it, the thread's going to be a disaster zone of fun I haven't had since /kspg/
When playing as Morathi is it better to rush rats first after taking initial region or Ostankya?
>>544189875They didn't really choose to appear here in the first place.
>>544191215same desu>/kspg/whats that
>>544191324allways kill rats
>>544191349Sounds like kerbal space program but I don't know why that would have been shitposted up
>>544191349
>>544098668You are in EU
>>544191324Ostankya. LL factions are always more dangerous than minor ones.
>>544191557newfag
>>544191473Picture /twg/, but CA is far more incompetent and delivers far less updates with far less content.The only people left are shitposters, crossboarders, and the mentally ill because there's nothing to discuss.First general to get an outright ban for how shit it became combined with the OP telling people to pirate the game.
>>544192027Didnt /dsg/ also get banned
>>544192362Not sure about /dsg/, but /gsg/ got banned a year or two ago./kspg/ was banned back in 2013
>>544193034>gsgWhat happened there? Too much /pol/posting?
>>544193119All the normal people emigrated to /vst/
>>544193119/gsg/ was long overdue for a ban, it's always been a pile of shit that raided every other thread (especially this one and /civ4xg/ due to historical casus belli)Its effectively always been a pocket sharty before that even existed as a result of it being taken over by a steam group of autistic retards
>>544193408>implying /vst/ is more normal than /vg//vst/ is probably the worst vidya board on 4chan. It has dogshit threads but is also slow as fuck, literally the worst combination.
I liked /gsg/ and I think that their posting style promoted high quality discussions as nobody would bait for (You)s because nobody would give (You)s
>>544193725>WAGGLEMYWILLYWAGGLEMYWILLYWAGGLEMYWILLYVery high quality post
/gsg/ would have been the fate of /twg/ if it weren't for fantasy chads.
Forget about CA's incompetency, what do you want to see most in a 40k game?
Failure
>saved from the gsgnigger curse by the power of fantasissiesit is actually over
>>544195129its cancellation
>>544145515>>544123859>They added it to give siege defenders an advantage You were the one who argued it was a deliberate feature from CA, which is something you completely made up in your head before you went on a seething tangent about physics. It's ok anon, you were proven to be 55 IQ, but we're all anon here. You can just walk away from the keyboard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2k0g-OClF8
>>544194453I like laughing at the absolute state of those "people"
>>544195129Tyranid armies that capture at least a part of their in-lore scale.I am setting myself up for dissapointment i know.
>>544195129Responsive unitsDX12 with modern upscaling optionsThe game not raping your CPU for no fucking reasonDeep 4X like mechanics instead of the current retard ME EXPAND UNGA BUNGA shitBetter tools for moddersseeing as how CA is both incompetent and they don't give a shit, what dev would give me this?
>>544193119Nu-/pol/fags are insufferable schizos and have a ratfag tier effect on the quality of a general/board. I have far right views myself, but those guys are the same style of terminally online losers as troons or sigmarxism crowd who make politics and their adjacent ideological/religious larps their entire personality and feel the need to signal them everywhere (see /v/). TW 40k will bring over a fuck ton of those types here, that's why I dread it's coming. I would prefer CA to make other fantasy settings or ideally go full on history, Med 3 and Empire 3 are long overdue.
Is there a mod that makes Elspeth shut the fuck up on the campaign map? Fucking woman is always nattering away, moping about something, being all emo.
>>544195698>waaagh mob but it's 4 stacks of gaunts>enemy just runs out of ammoGrindslop kino
>>544193119More like too much irony poisoningThey don't quote each other or use capital letters because it's too tryhard or some shit
>>544195760Staring at main menu screen for some reason maxes out my GPU 100% while it just plods along at 65%ish utilization in fucking battle.
>>544195987>ratfag tier effectReminder
sounds familiar
>>544196373Did you cap your FPS or have v-sync on?shit must be running on 5000 billion fps in the menu
>>544195129I'd find it cool if each race had a different FTL travel method like in sword of the stars.
>>544195129space marines
Legendary Lore casually being the best mod in the game yet again
>>544195129An incentive to make armies with "low tier units". Like Astra-Militarum or Nids not being SEM spam, but actually have a swarm aspect outside of early game. Where you are not heavily gimping yourself by bringing guardsmen vs AI armies that just spam endgame units. I would unironically like some sort of optional caps to balance this out.
>>544195521>Least petty Imrik speech
>>544195129I want WH30K instead with only Space Marines.
How am I supposed to do quest battles to progress my campaign as Ostankya when there are 10 GayoZ armies pouring into my borders every turn.
Is Gelt meant to end up with every single power ranger in his armyThe number over the colleges of magic icon is taunting me
>>544197790I generally ignore quest battles until it's the ultra lategame and I can spare the time to send my omega doomstack to deal with it.
>>544198160Gelt is the protag of the game
>>544195129Officio Assassinorum
>>544198226Yeah, but I need to do it to progress my hexes.
>>544198271>Altdorf Imperial Colleges of Magic
>>544198160I just had two wizards in every army
>>544198160I have never used more than 1 spellcaster in an army
>>544197613if the game has wargear selection this could become the case.
>>544198434Someone send this to tariff. I need memes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHalaFUqnTI
Why the fuck are nazgu fuckingl $90, like these dudes look cool, and Id love em, but they are not worth that much. I dont even think these are scaled any bigger than a bretonian peasant
>>544198434>Zhao when these guys show up at his borders
>>544195129Unit and HQ wargear customization, this is all I ask for.I want to be able to adapt my armies to the occasion.
I've gone across this province with no enemy armies at all, did I get AI recruitment bugged?
wrong thread , ignore that.
>>544198876lotr total war WHEN
>>544199839Honestly it would be hard to make when its going to end up being compared to shadow of mordorWhich Yeah I know its not even accurate to the setting, let alone a tactical game, but its too fucking cool not to compare.
Fuck me Khazrak is so damn strong in SFO if you have to face him, hides in 100% encampment all the time then turns round and ambushes you.
>>544200476It's hilarious to me that the studio that made it went under trying to make a Wonder Woman game, of all things.
>>544200936nvm I take it back, Khazrak is a fucking retard.
>>544197050thats only eldar, necrons, and tyranids, and even then eldar, and i think necrons, just teleport, and tyranids dont ftl, they abuse gravity like the kessel run, so idk know youre to depict that
Tyrion or Teclis, who's better in bed?
>>544202607Teclis has something to prove
>>544202228Beastmen are a joke, their AI is deliberately gutted since actually having to deal with competent Hordes would destroy the minds of most of the people who play this game. They might as well not exist on the map as a result, they never build up to be any kind of actual threat, ever.
>Two arrested over theft of jewels at the Lady's museum in Couronne>One of the suspects was preparing to travel to Araby, king-guards sources have told Bretonnian media, while it is understood the other was going to the Southland.
>>544202607Tyrion is a better top, and Teclis is a better bottom. CA had to separate them geographically otherwise they would have to have a mechanic in place to represent this power dynamic.
>>544202607Tyrion has more experience
>>544156712Good morning cheatchan
They mustn't forget the Monkey King.
I am NOT wasting a building slot on a garrison buildingIf the settlement gets attacked and I don't have an army right there I'll simply lose it
The spark is gone
can I join or start a vermintide in 3?
Gelt's campaign is not fun.
>>544155996Nah armour is one of the shittier stats. CA, in their infinite wisdom, made being fatigued make armour lose its effectiveness. I think you lose like 50% armour at very tired
Cast Chain Lightning!
I think it might not be that Gelt's campaign isn't fun so much as Elspeth's campaign is so fun that it's ruined all other empire campaigns for me.
>>544209217If you allow diplo with crisis factions I assume you can peace them out as soon as they declare war on everyone
>>544202607Tyrion if you are a she-elf.Teclis if you are a woman.
I'm playing Empire TW and while it's really rough around the edges I think I literally can't go back to nu-TWYou don't realize how cancer generals are until you're free of them.
>>544210249This is the equivalent to having a blow-up sex doll irl. God Teclis is such a loser it's unreal.
>>544210249>Helfs ensalve humans?!!!>Teclis enslaves humans?!!!!WTF!
>>544211016Reminder that Teclis is the least racist elf in Ulthuan
>>544210249First Liselle and now Malene. Poor Teclis is hated by all the women in his family. Maybe it's because he's a loser, or maybe it's because of his sex-slaves...
>close victoryi got cocky ogrebros
>>544211572>Teclis was literally mastering the blade while his brother was fucking the cousinCan't make this shit up.
>>544211957Actually, he was mastering the winds of magic.
>>544210728Feels more like a mail order bride or asian wife desu
>>544166217I'm playing wh2
>>544211579NORSCA!
>>544213480I don't think elves can marry humans in Ulthuan. Besides, she's a slave, so she's seen as an object more than a sexual partner.
>>544213531RAA OO
>>544209246MD better than ARM for actually staying alive then?
>>544214126nobody calls it ARM
>>544181918>legendary heroes?I hope they get Git Guzzler.https://warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Git_Guzzler>Git Guzzler, also known simply as The Git, was the shrewd and cunning Goblin King responsible for the destruction of Bugman's Brewery.
Based
>>544155443You could do a smaller scope (Someone is fucking retarded to a capital R if they think the initial map will be the entire galaxy. Maybe with 3/4th of it cut off, but not all at once) where:>2-4 regions make up a province>4-6 provinces make up a planet>X planets make up a sector>Y Sectors make up the campaign map.Space-ports constitute unique bridgehead provinces on a planet. You can go from space to attack anywhere on the planet, but you can only leave via the spaceport.
wh3 sieges are so fucking bad. Why the fuck are people rejoicing for a tiny fix when everything else is fucked?
>>544216429because WE WON
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>>544216617>>544217025whats with all the skulls? are they nazis?
>>544213480More like anglo-americans having sex with their slaves to produce the modern Amerimutts.
>>544211016Only in (((Lothern))).
Bohemond Beastslayer LL when?
>>544215754Ar?AMR?AM?A?
spearmen
>>544218954They even let human traders in.
Malekith has 20% physical resistance on turn 1.
>>544219096Anti-material rifle
>>544220697What about anti-immaterial riflesWhat are you going to do if you come up against hexwraiths
>trust me we must allow the human ships in Lothern>trust me we must allow the human a district in Lothern>trust me we must allow the human in whole Lothern>trust me we must allow the human in whole Eataine>trust me we must allow the human in all Ulthuan>don't be a bigot like the Asrai in Athel Loren.
>>544221428What ends up happening to Finubar?
>>544220912I'm using these guys with Aldebrand Ludenhof from the Mixu lord cheat mod so they get stalk; I paired them with a Grey wizard for your exact reasoning along with the wizard himself also having stalk
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>>544195129Something so offensive it gets CA shut down by the brits
