Non-Garbage OP EditionHappy Liberty Day.Previous thread: >>544081347 #>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5, and Xbox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots, and squids to spread Managed Democracy. Players wage war on a number of contested planets, each with a different environment, completing as many objectives as possible within a procedurally generated area while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful operations a planet can be completely liberated, and the player base must cooperate to try to liberate the entire galaxy by focusing and combining their efforts as much as possible.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.net/https://helldive.live/>MAJOR NEWShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUC24yAP7So https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi8VsvnkoE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L-UQQIFQhw >LATEST PATCHESInto the Unjust: 4.1.0https://steamcommunity.com/games/553850/announcements/detail/538868565209514367
Democracy officer, I'm trying to sneak around, but i'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the bots!
>>544153651Oh that is a much better OP picture
This is the thread.
>>544153964>Helldiver, ping the enemies to determine their exact location. That way you'll know where they are, and the optimal range to engage your targets. More information can be found on your heads up display, or in the game manual.
aite, fuck it, bumping
>Helldiver, you face strafing run & gatling barrage fodder! Try not to fall asleep.
*huffs* *puffs*umm ACKCHYUALLY THE BOTFAGS ARE-*ACK* *dies from a massive heart attack*
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244053970603/76561198126520852D10, fresh OP 2/4
>>544154823BUT EVERYTHING WAS NERFED I HAVE TO USE A RIFLE INSTEAD OF A PISTOL OR I NEED TO USE THREE BULLETS INSTEAD OF TWO AT 60 METERSI DON'T WANT TO AIM
>>544154610>The game manual?
This is the thread
BUFF ASSAULT RIFLES (FOR REAL)BUFF SMGS (FOR REAL)BUFF SHOTGUNSBUFF SOLO SILO (FOR REAL)BUFF FLAMERS AND FIRE DAMAGEBUFF HMGFIX DILIGENCE/AMR SCOPE BUGADD SPACE MISSIONSADD SKYBRIDGES AND TOWERS TO MEGACITIESADD FULL ILLUMINATE ROSTER/MORE UNITSADD GAS GIANT PLANETSADD APCADD TANKADD BIKEADD ARMOR PAINTADD MISSING STRATAGEMSADD STRATAGEM CUSTOMIZATIONADD STRATAGEM LOADOUTSADD 12 PLAYER MISSIONSDELETE DURABLE DAMAGEDELETE ARMOR PEN SYSTEMDELETE GAMEGUARDDELETE DUPLICATE ASSETSDELETE JOELDELETE SCAMSDELETE INDIACUT DOWN THE FUCKING GAME SIZE ALREADY
>>5441553943/4, get in!
All the other generals have a shit ton of coom content.where are the SEAF-Chan and Eagle-1 feet pics?
I don't know, I die a lot more to bugs than to bots
>LE ONE FACTION>OTHER ONEJeet hours
bugbaby OP must have gotten b&, he's usually so quick to defend his honor
>>544152353https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/8810?tab=description
>Infinite supply pack glitch finally gets patched>Swiggers couldn't do a proper fix since "It was hard coded into the game">So instead the supply pack now only gives you half the supplies, gives you a movement penalty, and a stamina reduction.>Sway and recoil is also affected because it wouldn't be realistic to be able to carry all the weight without any type of issues.>Same update finally addresses the issue with bugs walking through walls and bullshit like that. >All terminids related glitches are canon now, so there's no need to fix them anymore.>Future update brings the same status effect of the supply packs to every single backpack in the game, because realism and the grunt fantasy experience, this will be implemented after they 6th annual 2 month vacation of course.
hmm, today i will shoot the vent on this war st-
>>544155394Still 3/4, get in, NOW!
There was no way this MO would succeed
I guess I'll use the constitution for the first time lol
>>544156974https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkJHUg8Glnwnice rocket jump
>>544156974i wouldn't have ragdolled :^)
>MOsissiesyeah sure I'll use a dogshit weapon because uhhhh the game told me toget the fuck out
>>544157126They're using it as an excuse to make a "Seeing yhe failure of this Major Order, Super Earth High Command has decided to order engineers to improve the constitution" and give us buffs and attachments on the gun for failung
D10 BOTS3/4steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244059604118/76561198027910192
>>544157263weapon is fine, issue would be the dogshit bugdiver tourist that cannot aim
>>544157334stop being transgender
>>544157326bots = aim, tactics, Helldiversbugs/Squids = horde sloppa, dakka dakka, technically Helldivers but not really
>>544155394FVLL.
>>544157334still 3/4
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>no new content
>>544158191Should've used the meme gun, chud
>play operation with gunship patrol modifier>don't see a single gunship patroldid swiggers break it when they restricted levis to mega cities?
>no content whatsoever since into the unknown >Finally a chance at something new>It's a cape >It's locked behind an unwinnable MOLMAO
What are we upset about today sisters
>>544159696It's perfectly winnable, each player just needed to kill 1000 enemies with the worst weapon in the game, and the bayonet doesn't count. I did my part.
Dart GunHeavy pen6 darts, 2+1 magsApplies 100 gas to single target (same as speargun)Contender for worst sidearm in the game?
To all Helldivers out there — veterans and new recruits alike:The war for Super Earth is brutal, but don’t forget the war some of us fight off-screen. Whether you're pushing for liberation or just pushing through a hard day in real life — you're not alone.If the game ever feels like too much — from bugs to burnout — take a break. Recharge your energy like you would a Stratagem cooldown. Your mental health isn’t a side mission. It’s the real campaign.To the devs:Thank you for staying in the fight. You've built something that gave us laughter, adrenaline, and a sense of unity we rarely find. Keep listening. Keep improving. The majority of us see you and appreciate you.And to the community:Be kind. Be patient. Help each other — not just in missions, but in the comment threads too. Some of us are just looking for a place to belong.For Super Earth — and for each other. Remember to goon to porn of SEAF-Chan getting bugged and squiggered.
>>544160183Sound like a decent sidegrade to pistol grenade if it can close bughole too.
>>544160253They didn't say that
>>544160327It can't, there's no explosion, just applies gas to single target
>>544160407Shame, so it didn't have aoe effect like every gas weapon, not even when you hit the ground instead?
Cuckchair? DeployedcRRutch? TakenConvoy and Jammer? IgnoredYep, it's hardest faction time with tactics and aim rewards
>>544160838No aoe
>>544160873Whats the cuckchair? I've been looking for a crutch lately
>>544160986AT emplacement
>>544160873>Cuckchair
>>544160327>worst sidearm in the game?that would be stim pistol
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>>544154632>>544154823>>544154996>>544155554>pedophile botnigger chimpout immediatelyLmao kill yourself you fucking faggot
>>544157196 (me)Yeah this sucksBack to ignoring the MO
>>544157295Still don't get why they decided this gun was too special to get mods. It's handed out to kids when they turn 16. That's like getting a GTR and being told you can't put a turbo in it. Major boner killer
>>544160183>drop gas on enemies>drop smoke between you and enemies>where reduced detection armor>free escape>now comes as a sidearm
>>544162705>whereShit now everyone will know English is my fifth language
>>544162890
>>544160183There's two ways this goes. It's either:The worst sidearm in the game, not even worth bringing as a meme.ORThey change some things about how enemies detect you and it has a niche use in stealth gameplay.For example, you could shoot a hulk from stealth so that it aggros against everything around it, but I'm pretty sure with current detection this would broadcast your exact latitude and longitude, ip address, blood type, and shoe size to every enemy in the area. But if they change how detection works it'll be fun and viable, but still less efficient than other options.
>>544159948I also did. Two drops on each faction.
>>544160183That's literally better than the Shitrilizer
>>544163018>emirape
wait supply pack gives self stims?
>>544163316
>>544163316We respect women here, actually.
This is my killing myself gunThere are many like it but this one is mine
>>544163416Yes, it's a crutch
>>544160183>Contender for worst sidearm in the game?In what world is this bad? This enables a free kill on Hulks and gets Chargers off your back.
>>544153651Truly only weirdos don’t routinely swap between factions. After an Op or two of one thing I’m aching to fight something else. Happy Liberty Day.
>>544159696It was winnable but player psychology won out in the end. >overall less than 100% of players were going to actually try it>most of those will drop the gun after one mission>as less people use the gun more will drop the gun because they will feel like they are holding squads back>this leaves mostly a contingent of dedicated autists or people actually good with the gun who can't make up the kills>and a good chunk of these will probably stop using the gun when it becomes clear the MO isn't gonna be wonReally the MO never had a chance.
>>544163232This post stinks of tourist.
>>544163751Small issue, enemies ignore it half the time
>>544163416Medic armor + supply pack = godmode gamingwhen you are not sure on how much dying your teammates plan to do it's a saving grace
>>544160183>Speargun as a sidearmsounds goated
>>544160183Does it stagger/stun the enemy the same way spear did?
>>544163896desu im only asking this because of info that you can stim-cancel and i've been addicted to stim canceling just for stamina/movement speed in games.
>>544163018Afrikaans, Kikongo, British, Ebonics, English
at least we got cool fireworks c:
>>544163896Hot tip for the medic armor: it locks you out of a subsequent stim for an extra 2 seconds. In other words, after the health buff speed buff wears off you still have 2 seconds before you can stim again. As a supply pack stim spammer the medic armor fucks me every time if I’m doing a daring stunt in a bughole and I stim and I know 0.5 seconds from now I’m going to need to be in stim mode running through a bug pack and I need to stim again—can’t do that with medic armor. That’s not to say it’s bad, but that little hiccup filters me from the medic armor. Just a thing to be aware of.
>>544164053no, it disorients them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xeFJ1kWtRw
>>544163641Would Justice girl finally accept bug breeding now?
>heh we made the joke meme weapon bad on purpose, you can't complain that it's bad>w-why are you not using it!?! you'll miss the jpg reward!Should've used the Amendment for this>It's paid Not my problem
>gonna lose the freebie liberty day mo because nobody wants to use the intentionally bad meme gun and they also started the 24 hour mo in the middle of the night in america where all the players areAHAHAHAHA
>>544164492I haven’t taken off the Federation’s Embrace since it dropped. I doubt a cape will ever come out that will replace it for me.
>>544164492>>544164575Stupid chuddies, you're supposed to be farming it on D2 missions
>>544163753This, right?I get so sick of X faction if they have like a week long MO.
>>544155394GGs.
>>544163786Do shitters truly believe the Constitution is bad….? Rounds reload, medium pen marksman rifle with a bayonet? >m-muh scope!!Squint, bitch.
>>544164316Is it the added duration? That would explain a lot of frustration with defib
>>544163753(A vast majority of players do this and just swap more often to the MO faction, the ___divers fictionalized I'd pretty much just a meme, thw amount of people actually exclusive to one front is a tiny minority)
>>544164945I went from 30k squid kills to 130k squid kills on Seyshel Beach… I never want to see a squid again. But realistically I’ll probably do at least one squid Op today after a few bots and bugs.
>>544163753>>544164945>>544165227This. Variety is the spice of life. This is why we need the 4th faction.
>>544165072Most players are not gonna take the time to learn the intricacies of the weapon.
>>544165078Yeah exactly. It’s the same principle as a drum mag vs a short mag. The drum mag lasts longer, but when it runs out and you need to reload it takes a bit, whereas you’ll piss through a short mag but the time in between mags is way shorter and you can just CLICK in a new mag and be back to shooting. The medic armor makes the stims last longer, true, but you can’t stim as often because of the added duration.
>>544165426How about they finish the 3rd faction before they start another one.
>Open game.>Meme MO.>Close game.
>>544165072Most would consider the weapon with the lowest dps in the game to be bad yeah.
No way they’d actually withhold the cape when this fails, right?Either they’ll just cheat a win or give it out anyways, right? Right?Tbh it doesn’t matter. Its sorta ugly. Bright blue with a small gold super earth logo. Sorry if you were hoping for new colors for armors that don’t have matching capes yet.
>>544165072I'll take the Deadeye instead, an actually fun weapon
>>544153964What's the passive?
I don't understand why people have issue with the Constitution. I was using it before the MO and it felt fine, if not a bit janky with how the reload can be cancelled by any little bump of terrain which is easily workable by just moving away from enemies instead of moving foward towards them. The bayonet is a last resort defense tool.
>>544165587>meme MOSo just another ordinary MO.
>>544165072Why use that when there is a faster firing med pen marksmen rifle with round reload that does more damage per shot already available?
>>544165632Who gives a shit it's just another way too long and gay cape.I'd pay for an option to remove it
>>544165608Every gun isn’t meant to be an ammo dump vs an oncoming breach of predator bugs. If you wanted to use the constitution, like any other weapon or stratagem, you would need to adjust the rest of your loadout to accommodate it accordingly.Throwing this out there, and I’ve said this before, the dagger is an underrated weapon. Pair this with the guard dog rover and you will burn through voteless and gloom bugs and flesh mobs like they’re nothing. And that wouldn’t be a bad pairing with the constitution.
>>544165775Timed well the bayonet is good at stopping hunters mid-pounce and it headshots warriors in a single round. I’m struggling a little managing multiple big bugs like commanders with it, but it’s far from bad.
>>544165814Literally because of the melee. Scope is a crutch.>>544165653I’ll take the DCS over deadeye any day. I just maxed out the deadeye the other day testing it out and it’s not bad but the enemies flinching when getting struck with a bullet really fucks up your follow up shot especially with the rounds reload.
>convoy
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244077644163/76561198023232654squids lobby
>>544166071I do love I had a game where we were in a sandstorm and found an alpha commander and it tried to call in a breech so me and my friend just started bullying it with the bayonet until it died. Took a second but was fun.
Today I saw someone with the lean Clinician armor. It was incredibly based, the ass was huge. I followed them around the whole match trying to peek under their cape.I wish more people would take this armor set. I would do it myself but I don't want to turn gay by playing as a female.
>>544165078The stim duration shouldn’t matter with the defib armor, just ride the stims til you drop, you’re already dead.
The only thing a primary weapon needs is reliability. The Constitution isn't reliable, simple as that
>>544166096>Warp crutch
>>544166362Your parents would be disappointed in you if they saw that you wrote this.
>>544166362I get there's a lot of coomer gamers but man you ain't gunna find shit in this game
>>544166362Your mother and I are very proud of you for writing this.
>>544165713
>>544166362If you promise to help me grind the SC with me to buy it I would wear it just for you anon
>stealth missions>stealth warbond>completely optional not pay to win game btw t. Paradox jeet
>>5441662762/4
>>544167334You can get stealth armor for free thoughbiet.
Seeing as the warbond is tied to the new lava biome, we probably have to wait till next month, since we still need to liberate Oshaune.
>>544167334Don't worry, the suppressors don't work so you're not missing out on anything
How do (You) feel about not getting the gay liberty day cape?
>>544167525>lava biome CoolHope we get an ice world thats also volcanic Big eruptions would be cool and new lava rivers forming over time
>>544166276full
>>544167568They'll rush a patch that fixes suppressors and ruins the optimization don't worry
>>544166345Nice lol. Me and a few friends were just setting up a gunline and blasting the bugs as they came out of the breaches. Couple bayonet charges into nests during barrages. Themed MOs are fun.
>>544164210At least hearing the anthem is nice when returning to the ship
>>544164492>Amendment They can't add multiple variables on a single MO goal, remember charger and behemoth issues?
>>544168601Yes I know, just use the Amendment, it's the actual (modified) ceremonial rifle
>>544166090>Deadeye flinchthis is valid desu shitbox enemies like squids where your shots SOMEHOW hit the shoulders or chest.Reminds me of darktide enemies where trying to hit certain enemies with a horizontal sweep at head level hits the chest or arms.
>>544165945>Pair this with the guard dog rover and you will burn through voteless and gloom bugs and flesh mobs like they’re nothingWoah, using your backpack slot and your secondary easily kills the harmless critters? Stop the presses! The world needs to know this!
reminder
>>544167660I haven't really been payng attention but jesus we aren't even going to be close.Why do you think it is: Joel set goal too high or the blob isn't interested in using the Coni?
>>544165945>This bad weapon is good, just don't use itAmazing, should I use a MG sentry too?
>>5441690352This post >>544163786 shows the issue.
>>544167660Don't care, still skeet shooting bouncers with ol reliable
>increasing enemy durability when explosive weapons are already top tierWhat's the next step of their master plan
>>544169254I FUCKING KNEW IT
>>544169352I think it should've been 24 million in 24 hours, it would've been easier and have a more fun way if checking if we're on track, because how it is now, we lost momentum instantly overnight when people woke up and saw we werent and just gave up
>>544169254>bayonet niggers in shambles
>>544169964Realize they can keep fucking around with numbers to negligible impact but it placates the masses so do that forever.
Roko's Robbyrisk
>>544169169>>544169415set enemies on fire from across the map, infinite ammo, it’s good, lower the difficulty if you can’t fuck with it (I mean that as an insult, I’m not saying “use it on lower tiers!” like some soibeard from reddit)
I’ll be honest.After the 60 day patch, I really don’t care about specific balancing stuff. I only get mad at outrageously broken things (digbugs). I don’t really care if my smg isn’t top tier or if the coyote sets fire in 3 bullets instead of 2. Its not changing my performance at a high level. I can run essentially whatever and get it done fine.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244079725915D10 anyWe will be wearing RE-2310 and using the Constitution
>>544171358The Constitution isn't bad, you only need to use a better weapon to make it good?
>>544171480Then I Skip
Been fucking around with the constitution and it's pretty fun Tbh. Best used on bots cause it's downright dog shit on squids and bugs but as long as you bring a good secondary and support in case things get hectic, this is perfectly doable. Sure, it's a shit weapon but it's fun to try and make it work
>>544171480no one wants to play that shit bro
Shit doesn't taste bad, just eat a burger while you pretend to eat shit!
I had a dream that squids added a big humanoid enemy that was basically immune to all AT options and the only way to kill it was to set it on fire and poison it with gas darts and run away and wait for it to die, but it ran way faster than helldivers and oneshot you upon touching you and the only way to outrun it was to bring mobility backpacks, the FRV or using terrain in smart ways.It was absolutely terrific and cancer to deal with.
>>5441714802/4
I am forgotten
>>544171480its only fun once
>you don't understand, I NEED my meta crutch primary or I'll have no fun fighting the shit tier difficulty enemies
>>544171845put down the horror games
>>544171978This artstyle is so dogshit, I'm glad he signed it so I can be a hater.
>>544172020Used on squiggers a couple days ago. Still most satisfying one shot in game on harvesters
>>544172275Its straight out of a 2003 ‘how to draw anime’ book you buy at barnes&noble.
>>5441714803/4, after the first mission you can also use amendment>>544172275he's clearly a novice, can't fault him for that
hot take: the constitution should 1 tap a voteless to the chest
>>544172392>he's clearly a novice, can't fault him for thatI looked into it and he's been drawing for the past 8 years.
>>544171496What are you saying you only use a primary and nothing else? You don’t compliment your weapons with stuff that suits them? idgi
>>544172582oof, I've only been drawing for 4
>>544171480full
the constitution should have been a martini-henry knockoff with heavy pen and like 750 damagei do not care that it would be wildly different to the one from hd1
>>544172695I use my primary weapon as my primary weapon yes, you can do that when you aren't using an objectively dogshit weapon like the Constitution
Game is no longer fun nor was it ever hard
>take a 3-month break>come back for Liberty Day>thread is full of contrarian retardditors insisting memestitution is actually le good>(if you devote your entire built for it and use it for nothing but a couple of idle chaff here and there)kek, some things never change
>>544172917>waa the meme gun should have been a primary railgun!!!kill yourself
>>544172582I am a hobbyist, but the idea of barely improving over 8 years genuinely spooks me to my core. At least they're having fun, I think.
>>544173192>primary railgunfunny you say that...
>>544172228i dont say any of those things also i use the coyote now because it's obviously superior
>>544172917No, I think it just needs a bit higher damage for some more breakpoints, the medium pen is fine
>>544173231Yeah he's having a blast.Also don't worry, as long as you make an effort to improve you won't stagnate, he genuinely doesn't care about improving.
>>544166276GGs thanks for the C4
Where do the bots get their E-710?
>>544173038>>544173129stop crying that you suck JFC we know
>>544174172You know those cute cyborg girls you see posted on here?They trade them to the bugs for sex in exchange for E-710.
>>544174337No those girls are for super earth
Urban camo Halt or default Halt bros?
>>544160183>>544161726oops
>>544174172they steal it from us, just like the illuminatethat's why you see ship outposts around oil pumps sometimes
>>544167175Thanks that is actually very coolCan't wait to run commando missions with /hdg/
Why does the wiki say we stole ftl technology from the illuminateDidn't they have it in Helldivers 1
OH THE LIBERTYEVERY SAPIENT SPECIES IS MY ENEMY
>>544169254>wait until the MO is nearly over to clarify this pointBravo swiggers! Never change.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1ogq5wa/arrowhead_fix_your_game_this_was_within_1520/b/ros...
>>544175325go back
>>544174172Where has it been suggested that they even use it?
>>544174994>SAPIENT
>>544175486I mean they did begin their existence as Super Earth rebels so they would probably share a common technological base at least initially. But knowing SE it's probably possible to just synthesize E-710 and they just use bugs because it's cheaper
>>544175325Already deleted.
Robby Roko!!
>>544175386>disrespecting the 'dit yup, that'd a blocking
>>544175592some hefty irony in not knowing english to the point that you assume the use of word you don't know the meaning of is esl
>>544174172The lore isn't that deep (yet)>>544175486Only SE FTL is explained, but we know that the Illuminate use Dark Energy, which is concentrated E-710 (E-711). It stands to reason bots also use something similar
>>544175592>Actual, unironic illiterate retard
>>544175386Its too late. This place will continue to get progressively shittier as more retards lazily use 4chan for porn to bypass age verification. Once they take VPNs itll be all over for us.
>>544175592Anon, sapient is a real word....
https://whack-a-terminid.libertyday.se/Just found this outDon't kill John Helldiver like I did
>>544169254They'd have to code it so they it counts as a constitution kill, problem is that's too much work and they'll probably fuck it up and make every melee kill as a constitution kill
>>544175592lollmao
>>544175592Indian
>Not even closelollmao, even
petition to get half a cape?
>>544176570Not even a meme MO will convince me to touch that dogturd of a weapon that is the constitution without there being other things to make it fun to use during the MO. They could have easily made a planet on bugfront be "Ooops, all scavengers" for a day that would have been perfect for farming kills on. But nope.
>>544176570Should've been 21M in 24 hours to honor the 2124. Swedindus overestimated how much fun bolt-action rifles are.
>>544176570Took a day off because i expected next MO was going to be hold super earth like last year lol
>>544175592Homosapien (Gay Indian)
>>544176879There's a short orange cape i have and actually like the half size capesShould make more
>>544175716>>544175951Did we ever find out the purpose of the bot bio blender? Maybe its related to that.
>>544177171>"i was only pretending to be retarded!"
>>544177171Whatever you say homo erectus
>>544176570>kill six gorillion enemies with the worst weapon in the game>bayonet kills don't count because we're retarded devsfailure was the only option
>>544177121Bots just grind the fuck out of humansPure biomass powered monsters
>>544177171mad
>>544177358>"Kill enemies using this weapon!">"NO, NOT LIKE THAT!"Fucking swedes, man...
>>544177481Well first they take the heads off to decorate their bases and units with skulls
>>544176570Yeah nah, not using that piece of shit weapon sorry not sorry
>>544160183I certainly won't be replacing my favorite gat with it
>>544177637Bots understand feng-shui
>>544177561Knowing AH it's some retarded hard coded thing, like melee being completly divorced from the weapon you're using.I mean the game can't even count enemies of a general type i.e. all charger subtypes as a single group for MOs
>>544177121Bots blend human bodies to turn into fuel.
>>544176570I did like 500 so my part is done
>>544172020you're a goofy range constrained piece of shit is what you are
>>544177171You act like you were born without a vas deferens but just in case you were I hope it somehow gets tied up around both nuts and castrates you in the waiting room at whatever overcrowded shithole Indian hospital you wind up in after you're done jerking off to the pictures when you google 'vas deferens,' you fucking faggot.
>all bayonets kills invalidatedHow do they keep fumbling this shit so hard?
>>544176928>>544177358>>544177760aimlets
What cope is AH going to come up with to give us a cape anyway?
>>544177121If you could extract FTL fuel from humans then there'd be no overpopulation on SE and no C-01 limits
>>544177358>month worth of lead up MOs>fumble at the last minute by vastly overestimating your player's tolerance for tedium YET AGAINthis shit had to be on purpose just so they don't even need to make a cape for liberty day this time aroundpersonally i'm malding that we aren't getting another HD1 armor set for free this year especially after that stingy ass halo warbond
>>544178829>this shit had to be on purpose just so they don't even need to make a cape for liberty day this time aroundThis. And if we did win, they would reluctantly take 2-3 weeks to actually give it to us cause they don't even have it ready
>>544172020>mid assault rifle>worse version of the Eruptor >jank mode switchingMiddling
so was this game actually bricking pcs or was that nothing
>>544179084if you used obs, otherwise nothing burger
>>544179084Yes. Specifically GameGuard was spiking CPU usage to 100% and causing them to die, thus bricking your PC
>>544177121the two logical assumptions are>they are harvesting biomatter to sustain their cyborg creatorsor>they themselves are the evolved form of the cyborgs and need the exctracted biomatter to maintain their own biological componentseither is equally possible, neither can be ruled out by official informationinb4 baconator, that land whale bitch is no dev
>>544179029>And if we did win, they would reluctantly take 2-3 weeks to actually give it to us cause they don't even have it readyI genuinely don't even care about this - i don't care about dev lead times and that shit anymore, just don't make me touch an obviously dogshit weapon. It just isn't fun.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244087539482/contentless liberty day sloppa lobbyd10
>>544179276>neither can be ruled out by official information>inb4 baconator, that land whale bitch is no devcope.bots arnt cyborgsthey dont use organic components
>>544179084No, just another victim of beta testing hardware
>>544179084fuck no>>544179175a CPU cannot die from 100% load alonesomething else went wronglikely user error
The galactic war system rework should be much more urgent than any placating of shitters insisting on playing on D10 and crying about balance.This and similar MOs being the only way to advance the story is probably doing much more damage to the game than anything else save for bugs and stability/frame issues. The system should have a set "force" budget for each of the factions that they have to spend to increase the resistance rate on worlds. So if they put everything to get a 9% resistance rate on planet X that means that planets Y and Z have essentially 0% resistance and can be taken with low amounts of diver operations as long as the primary fight continues. Budget should be always visible as to where it goes so that AH can't just pull more out of their ass.
>>5441793952/4
>>544179493Rule of thumb on 4chan: If someone is blatantly trolling (downplaying, shifting blame, reaction image, ect) Then that means that whatever theyre trying to deny is actually true and they themselves believe in it.
>>544179493>a CPU cannot die from 100% load aloneLollmao evenWhat's next, a GPU won't melt its own cables?
>>544179073>>jank mode switchingremap your keys theres nothing 'jank' about it
>>5441793953/4
>>544179395FVLL
>>544179493>"Heat? Whats that?"
>>544179395Crossplay faggot lobby. Not joining.
>>544179436Why do they communicate verbally in cyberswedish like the cyborgs did? Why are they bipedal and humanoid if they could elect to exist as floating spherical killer drones that can see and kill in all directions? Why does their processing of biomatter seem to be limited to humans when there are plenty other lifeforms that would be far easier to obtain as well as yield a far more abundant supply? Answer all these questions with quoted sources and I'll consider your argument. And remember: Nothing is true until proven otherwise.
>>544176570mine is already at 25 so no
>>544179964live long and prosper nigga
>>544179964>Why do they communicate verbally in cyberswedish like the cyborgs did?Because they were created by the Cyborgs>Why are they bipedal and humanoid if they could elect to exist as floating spherical killer drones that can see and kill in all directions?Because they were created by the CyborgsLiterally stated in-game: created by the Cyborgs
>>544179964>Why do they communicate verbally in cyberswedish like the cyborgs did?Because its a video game and they wanted to callback to cyborgs>Why are they bipedal and humanoid if they could elect to exist as floating spherical killer drones that can see and kill in all directions? Because thats the squids theme>Why does their processing of biomatter seem to be limited to humans when there are plenty other lifeforms that would be far easier to obtain as well as yield a far more abundant supply? Like what? The bugs? You mean on the other side of the Galaxy they dont have access to?>Nothing is true until proven otherwise.The irony of your statement.Conclusion: Your reddit headcanon is cute, little guy. Show it to reddit for lots of updoots and wholesome comments!
>>544179964Because they were made by themThey aren't, the higher tier automatons literally aren't bipedal and stop following the human form at allBecause it's over the top evil and funny
>>544179764Easily solved with an expertly built PC. A good puter will never go far beyond 60°C DIE temp (both CPU and GPU) with the hottest part of the entire system being the VRAM which should stay within the low 80s. At most you should be a handful of degrees above these values. If you fail to maintain that level of cooling your PC simply isn't fit to run any games aside from absolute lightweights.
>>544180405>>544179603
>>544180242>Like what?I'd try fast-growing single-cell organisms, like algae.>Your reddit headcanon is cute,And so far consistent with the information we have available.
>>544180574>And so far consistent with the information we have available>>544179276>neither can be ruled out by official informationinb4 baconator, that land whale bitch is no devYou just want to push your reddit headcanon
>>544176364Why not just do that? If someone is running a constitution melee build they deserve it
>>544180660I'm merely making a statement based on logic and evidence. I have zero preference either way.
>>544179964Maybe cyborgs needed to make human soup for what was left of their flesh and when the transition to full automaton happened some legacy code compels the bots to continue grinding humans up. I don't discount that automatons do actually have a use for liquid human juice but just because they're robots doesn't mean they're perfect or even have the capability to optimize themselves if the cyborg predecessors made mistakes or oversights in their code.
>>544180660>inb4 baconator, that land whale bitch is no devUH OH! REDDIT SISTERS????>>544180770>I'm merely making a statement based on logic and evidenceNo youre not.
>>544180892Why should I consider the word of a Discord mod who has no official charge with the game itself whatsoever?
>>544177481>>544177935Thank you for your fantastic reading abilities.>>544178827That assumes the bots don't have access to some tech that SE doesn't know about.>>544179276Interesting ideas.>>544179436>they dont use organic componentsI don't know man, some of them seem sorta organic hybrid shit. What's your take on what they do with the blenders?
>>544179658It's jank because you can switch the fire mode and the RPM and the fire mode is a different mapping than other weapons like the halt so you have to change it every time you use a different weapon like that
"Automatons ARE Cyborgs" would be a perfectly fine theory/headcanon if the people who believed it werent always so obnoxious
>>544181107*cough* reddit sisters.... i dont feel so good....>>544181154>I don't know man, some of them seem sorta organic hybrid shitDo you consider super destroyers hybrids? Do you consider real life cars that use fossil fuels, hybrids? Do you consider how retarded you sound right now?
The freezing on bot planets is back.
>>544181278From my perspective the people that desperately want it not to be the case are the obnoxious ones. Like I said I don't give a shit whether it's true or not. I'm just saying it might be, and that's enough to send some anons over the edge it seems.
>>544181235I just put the weapon menu key on mouse side button and it's fine. Having some kind quick switch set up for Halt is probably useful but Variable doesnt need to be switched around as often.
>>544181360Anon, it never leftThey spent 5 weeks fixing the game only to not fix one of the biggest and most notorious bugs in the game
>>544181360>GO ONE DAY WITHOUT ANY ISSUES>FUCKING SWEDES MAKE ONE MINOR CHANGES>IT FUCKS UP THE GAME AGAINI KNEW THIS WOULD FUCKING HAPPEN I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT
>>544181354Do you want to make a point or just be a passive aggressive bitch?I came here to have a discussion, not a slapfight with you. Readjust your behavior or receive no more (you)s.
>>544181360The issue isnt from bots. Its from explosions. Its just more common on bots.I know its not from bots because when I first experienced this issue was on spore bugs when the DSS was active.Something about explosions is causing the game to fuck out.
>>544181360did this patch even fix ANYTHING? Five weeks and the most glaring performance issue is still fucking there
>>544181574It WAS gone for awhile though, for like weeks before the recent patch. Even after the recent patch it wasn't present but now all of a sudden, today, it's back in full force.
>>544181478Then you genuinely don't have a grasp on theory of mind if you don't understand why constantly going "You can't TECHNICAWWY prove this wrong!" is infinitely more annoying to anyone trying to discuss a topic
>>544181674>Do you want to make a point or just be a passive aggressive bitch?My point is youre a fucking moron trying to push a headcanon despite Arrowhead flat out saying theyre not cyborgs or any of the other retarded shit youre saying.
Why would it be so bad for bots to be human anyway? At any pace the SE setting lacks human vs human conflict. Helldivers shouldn't be lame and gay like the Halo IP where human infighting is pointed to in the lore but can never happen in gameplay due to concerns about sensitivities.
Bots are just cyborgs' purely mechanical "children"
>>544182036There are small rebel groups and anti Super Earth extremists but they're long dead by the time we find an illegal broadcastMinistry of Truth says they're bug spore brained so its best to cure it with 47 bullets to the head
>>544181886>ArrowheadAgain, baconator is a Discord mod, not an acceptable official source.
>>544181107Baconator is a dev that actually works on the game, anon-chama.She was the one that coded the spawn rate of shriekers at the end of the Meridia drills mission, for example.She also worked on the commando and created the laser-guided feature.
>>544182181So we should listen to you, random faggot on the internet with zero connection to Arrowhead?
>>544182036It's not some humbugging about "No there can't be cyborgs", cyborgs would be cool, human rebels would be cool, it's just that the automatons aren't that
>>544182370>So we should listen to youThat would be prudent.
>>544182463Give me a reason.
>>544160183Considering that most secondaries are shit now, this is pretty good. It wouldn't surprise me if they downgrade it to med pen before release because of how good gas is at stopping heavies.
>>544182542No reason, he's a delusional literal who who wants to have power over what others think, so either a schizo or a bot from a trollfarm.
>>544182542I seem a great deal more able to argue dispassionately i.e. separate what I want to believe from what I have to believe.
>>544181360Quick question, are you experiencing these freezes on any specific planets? I'm almost 100% certain it's Fenmire and its biome that cause it
>forgot to reactive the fog remover mod after patching for one missiondo you niggas really play with this silent hill ass fog on every single map?
>>544182635Nice word salad, bro. Now actually try saying something.
>>544160183Contender for one of the best sidearms in the game, actually.
>>544182635Literally everybody who says this is always invariably one of the whiniest people on earth
Prove the brapinator wrong. Show bots with a human brain in-game.
lobby?
>>544181886>My point is youre a fucking moron trying to push a headcanonAbsolutely unhinged. I asked a question and that is it.
>>544182928Hes whining the brapinator brapped the shit out of their faggy headcanon about bots being cyborgs and hes coping so hard.
>>544182758Yes. I even installed mods to dispose additional sources of fog, like the one that spawns cool little smoke when fabricators explode. Impaired visibility is a staple of tactical shooters which - as much as the "muh horde shooter" crowd wants to deny it - is the genre that defines Helldivers 2 best. You're supposed to be able to spot your targets in a multitude more ways than just visual. If you play with hit markers toggled off you might have somewhat of an excuse, but even then, you'd still have audio and your personal map. It can be argued that all modders are cheaters, but most wouldn't go as far as you. You should honestly just play something else because that's clearly what you crave.
>>544183028What's the point of doing this? You know she's a dev and anon is a retarded schizo that can't even be bothered to watch dev streams.There's nothing to prove.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244093954676/76561199108851031d10 whatevs
>>544183156And I answered. You gonna start crying now?>>544183304Im bored. Thats why.
>>5441833242/4
>>544183363You literally didn't answer, you asked a question....which is the very thing I pointed out and asked you to be reasonable. Will you do that?
>>544183324full
>>544183608Youre not even talking about the game anymore.I accept your concession.
>>544183721i asked for a lobby and got one in the time you had this gay little argument
>>544171480GGsHelldivers is truly a game that does not deserve its developers
Nice major order swiggers. You really showed your swigger competence once more!
So all we're getting for liberty day is some cape that'll probably look like dogshit anyway?
>muh 'cessionsI knew you'd show your face
We are getting constitution attachments
>>544183608>asked you to be reasonableThat's the real crux of the matter innit, if we accept reason we might have to start considering possibilties that aren't consistent with our preferences. Imagine the horror.
>>544183790So quit your crying.>>544183954Have you considered having better arguments?
New drawing :)
>>544183954Is this the same faggot who always replies with that?
>>544184168t-too cute!
>>544184168:)
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244094558615/76561199016178993WWI Larp Lobby (Constitution)Lobby votes
>>544184008You can attach your tongue to my hairy asshole, swigger. I ain't using your reddit gun.
>>544183721That'd be a no, then. Good day, sir.
>"Yeah, you may have btfo'd me but you hurt my feelings so it doesnt count!"Go back
>>544184168>blackface helmetit's peak
>>544184313a gun's reddit quotient is informed by how much it obviates the need to aimConstitution requires stellar aim, therefore it's a 4chan gun
>>5441842892/4
>>544184371>Whiny baby crying about his feelings instead of actually staying on topicYep. Sounds about right for honky tonk headcanon trannies.
>>544184513>Constitution requires stellar aim, therefore it's a 4chan gunbait used to be believable
>honky tonk>concessionfag is esl
>>544184595Observing and forming a synthesis from all available (and genuine i.e. non-Discord landwhale femoid) evidence is the opposite of crying about feelings.
>>5441842893/4
>>544184713>esl doesnt know about obscure american traditionshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honky-tonkThe jokes write themselves
>Mortar>Gatling>MG>Autocannon/RocketI know how to set them around my guysNo one complains
>>544182036I like Helldivers because there wasn't human on human conflict like in all the other games I had been playing before Helldivers.
>>544184834>Observing and forming a synthesis from all availableOh, you mean how the person who directly works with arrowhead says youre wrong?Consider: >>544183028
>>544185046>the person who directly works with arrowheadI work for a minor automotive supplier. Would you believe me if I presented myself as an authority on Lamborghini's latest design?
>n-n-no u!get a new gimmickthis one is stale
>>544184834Your entire arguement is the opposite of that, your arguement is that even though the game has directly pointed out that automatons have robot brains/processing units, and robot internals, and obvious robot exterior, that they might have organic components invetween the gaps of any info/parts that we learn about
>>544185184Consider: >>544183028
>>5441842893/4 STILL JOIN INSTEAD OF ARGUING FAGS
I haven't had a chance to play today. Did we get a new cape or anything?
>>544178638>aimlets
>>544184880We're evolved to fight each other and take emotional damage from denying that impulse. It's one of the most important tenets from old uncle Dolf's book.
>>544185310We got a chance to watch shitters refuse to play the MO to get a new cape.
>>544185310There was a bugged Major Order given to earn the cape and we failed it
>>544184289FVLL
>fags pretending like they care about aim now that a reddit MO and a shit cape are on the line
>>544176570>does shit damage>single round reload>bolt action>no scopes or sights outside of irons>bayonet is shit>magazine is too small to deal with a single small size squad from any factionWhat did they actually expect?
>>544185376I haven't read that one yet, just half of The Greatest Story Never Told before losing interest.
>>544185320indeed thanks for proving my point
>>544185560even if you're the heckin aimgod, the DCS is still strictly better for a medpen marksman rifleHell, if you're that good you should take the basic Diligence. It still one shots dev heads just fine.
Defend this.>>544185320
>>544186164ya missed
>>544185320>>544186164>shoots at bush>bullets dont go through the small twigs>why enemy dont diegee i wonder
We shouldve gotten a Garand for Liberty Dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoBWUs8poYU
>>544185320Who would win, a bullet or a bush? truly outstanding realism AH, I fucking clapped
>>544185461Bugged how?
Gatling, 120mm and 380mm barragesACDoes it get comfier?
>>544186097I'm always the first to point out that R-63 and CS invalidate the entire rest of their category and regularly reduce the entire argument to the tired old ap2 vs ap3 shitfest, HOWEVER if we only use what's best and ignore all inferior options we'll be left with like 2-3 primaries and less than ten stratagems.
>get MO to collect explosives from bots for Liberty Day earlier this month>AH announces a community event where players are asked to share clips of themselves getting as many explosions on the screen as possible>actual Liberty Day MO: actually, use this gun insteadI am certain some faggot at AH sabotaged the actual intended MO at the last second, which is why it was bugged on reveal.
>>544186164Either the bullets get slowed by the bush enough to be garbage collected/whatever AH uses to delete bullets, or the destroyed tank hitbox is desync'd
>>544186691They said from the get go that it was for fireworks.
>>544181360I didn't get hitching on the last patch somehow despite tons of it in the patch prior, but it started back up with colony missions on Hort. >>544186412See:>>544176570And>>544169254But this is cope because even with melee kills its unlikely we would have made the goal because no one wants to use the Constitution.
>>544186901That's not what bugged means
>>544186901dog on the left = latest addition to the listdog on the right = nirah with rape energy
The fuck?
>>544186664Name the ten strategems, I can think of more than 10 that are best-in class at something.
>>544187320oh you sweet summer child
two possibilities exist. either:>arrowhead makes a meme order, surely thinking to themselves "the whole community rallying behind the shittiest gun, lol! how silly! this will be fun!">learn firsthand 30% of the playerbase does nothing but bugdive their favorite bugworld with their favorite buggunsor:>arrowhead makes this major order to use the shittiest gun imaginable just to troll everyone after a wave of nothingburger """"buffs"""" to primary weapons>they're loving every laugh as it fails
>have the in-game FPS limiter set to 75 FPS>CPU hovering 80 C during play>disable in-game limiter>set 75 FPS limit in AMD Adrenalin instead>CPU hovering 70 CSwedes...
>>544187946>learn firsthand 30% of the playerbase does nothing but bugdive their favorite bugworld with their favorite buggunsThere's no fucking way these retards at AH haven't learned that lesson by now. The game has been out for two fucking years at this point. So it is obviously them being malicious niggers of the swedish/nu-Somalia variety.
>>544188358The in-game frame limiter unsurprisingly doesn't work and just limits the displayed frames or something
>>544188358i am going to test this, i will shit myself if this is real
>>544187946I have a copium conspiracy theory that they're using the failure of this MO as an excuse to update the Constitution
>>544189248>an excuse to update the ConstitutionIsn't that literally what the Amendment is?
The most eternally frustrating part of Helldivers is that it really has potential to be one of the greatest games of all time, but it is being handled by some of the worst developers ever. Many such cases, sad!
>>544187396I know what waterboarding is but why are we fucking up the squirrels?
My only real question is... What the fuck are players without stealth gear supposed to do on the new commando missions? They don't seem to be designed for you to be able to run and gun your way through them. Granted they aren't done yet so I reserve judgement I just don't really get it based on what we've seen so far.
Halo crossover would've been awesome if we got Foehammer as Eagle and Orbital voiceBut sadly she died by the time ODST happened
>>544187363Fine. The top 10 most important "never need to pick anything else" stratagems (in my opinion) are:>Portable hellbomb>Eagle strafing run>Orbital 120mm HE barrage>Gatling sentry>Anti-tank emplacement>Recoilless Rifle>Quasar Cannon>Autocannon>Supply pack>Guard dogI think for each of these an argument can be made that they're just a cut above the alternatives due to Arrowhead's ass-backwards notion of balance.
>>544189667They need to add the silencer attachment or a new default silenced weapon. Hell, add a silenced constitution with a scope or some shit.
>>544189438What about a second amendment?
>>544189667liberator truth whisperer :D
>>544169254>no....I can't tell if this is meant to convey that we are idiots for thinking it would count or if he realizes they are idiots for not programing the MO to account for it.
>>544188758>>544188358Trying this now and I genuinely think this is true. lmfao sweden.
>>544172020>Light pen>not enough ergonomics to comfortably make called shots on heads all day>not enough ammo to just go full retard spray and pray>volley mode will just further gut ammo economy against most targets>but it can one shot *checks notes* harvesters. Those dastardly harvesters>and you can break your arm to belly flop over some obstacles sometimes If they're not going to upgrade this thing's armor pen, the it at least needs more durable damage. Significantly more durable damage.
>>544189925>Gatling sentryMG sentry is better.
>>544190349I'll also take greatly reduced bullet drop and increased velocity so it actually gets to be the any-purpose gun it was advertised as instad of fucking disgusting+useless beyond dick sucking distance, kthx
>>544188358>>544188758i had the same result with either limiter.but my cpu isn't going that high either so idk
You're telling me we only did 66% in 21h40m? lmao, even the Liberty Day MO is doomed, this game is so fucked
If I shoot the legs off a voteless and let it bleed out, does it count towards the MO?
>>544190707In true swedish fashion, the bayonet kills don't count
>>544190349you can rocket jump with it..... uhhhh
>>544190874No lolBleedouts don't count, only if it directly dies from your bullet, so shooting warrior heads doesn't count either
man I wish there was a heavy engineering kit armor that didn't look like shit
>>544190707It's astonishing that we even got that many since melee and bleed deaths don't count.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244100984800/76561198023232654bots or squids lobby
>>544190707Hey man, even getting 20 million kills using the joke weapon is pretty damn impressive.
>>544190606What I hate about the Swedes is their stubborn reluctance to make any balance changes. I think that the player/enemy balance is mostly alright if you are looking at the most meta equipment, but there is a pretty significant power gap between the meta guns and the weak ones. A lot of shitty weapons could reduce huge changes like +100% spare magazines and they'd still just be B-tier at best. But the lazy swede just says "not everything needs to be good" and goes on another vacation.I think that the balance patch the other day was overall a net improvement, but we should routinely see underperforming kit receive love. Instead it's like pulling teeth and we can't get them to make balance changes until the community is threatening to start burning down the corporate hq. They need to do their fucking jobs instead of tweeting that the shitty gear is in accordance with their divine vision of bacon apples.
>>544190372>he doesn't know about the durable increases
>>544191469full
>>544191864>reduce huge changesThat's what I get for phone posting without proofreading
>>544191864>I think that the balance patch the other day was overall a net improvementHe doesn't know
>>544191924Any advantage that the gatling has over the MG is negated by a mix of the mgs vastly shorter cool down time and the gatling's propensity to waste 30% of its ammo on empty air.
>>544190007this niggerhire him
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244101776252/76561198331757771bots on fenmire
>Try cuntstitution on squids>Barely strong enough to kill overseers despite the nerf>Bodyshots kill voteless but lol bleedout>Feels like im reloading more than actually shootingDogshit meme gun. Who the fuck thought this MO was a good idea?
>>544192284Oh I'm aware. The nerfs hurt some things, but overall it was a net gain. Especially if they continue some of the trends like trying to give light pen weapons a purpose via higher durable damage. The concept is sound but they fumbled the execution. They need to go back and dramatically upgrade the durable damage on every, and I mean every, light pen weapon by a larger margin than in the most recent patch.
>>544192548Alexus on d1 bugs. At this point I want us to lose the MO. I only ever use the Foesmasher cape anyway. I'd rather savor the bad optics.
>>544192548>he believes there was a nerfngmi
>>544191864agree 100%
>>5441925022/4
>>544191469RIP ggs my internet is crapping out
>>544191924>>544192343Gatling has 2min8sec CD vs. MG has 1min17sec CD (~50secs difference)Gatling has ~2.4x the fire rateGatling has 2x ammo countThey fire the exact same roundPersonal observation: The gatling's "overfire" is useful in close-in engagements where you are getting swarmed (often bugs but happens on squids too). The mg is more usful at "ranged engagements where its slower more methodical firerate makes it more ammo conservative and you have the time/space to let it do its thing.
>>5441925023/4
>>544192645>but overall it was a net gainNot sure I agree, would you like to go down the line? I haven't gone over it in detail but my gut is that it is about a wash (and will actually be a nerf to a sizeable amount of the player pop)>The concept is sound but they fumbled the execution.This is the mating call of the swede
>Ok guys the players don't like the constant nerfs.>But we still want to nerf.>Let's "buff" some weapons and increase most enemy durability and fire resistance.>Overall a net nerf to player power.
>>544163753This. The whole "boydivers" "bugchasers" "squidfickers" debacle is nonsensical and retarded. Why would you lock yourself out of 2/3rds of the game's content that you paid for?
>>544193856and most of the players fell for it
>>544192548>Bodyshots kill voteless>Feels like im reloading more than actually shootingHoney you see the pokey bit on the end of the gun right?
>>544194345>boydiversanon?
>>544194430I goddamn fucking hate swiggers so much man. Seriously why are they like this it boggles the mind.
>>544194345>boydiversYou fuck young boys anon?
>>544194463>Honey you see the pokey bit on the end of the gun right?He doesn't know.
I give up.Bugs are boring or just a flood of the most annoying un-fun enemies.Bots lag and freeze the game.I will now be a squidbull. What's the best loadout for squids?
>>544192502fvll
>>544192497It wasn't on purpose, I was just making a second breakfast joke, but I now think that it could be abbreviated to S.Am. Constitution to avoid SA abbreviation because corporate, and to make Uncle Sam joke
>>544194746Anon, automaton lag and freeze issue migrated to squids after last patch
>>544183324ggs
>>544194746Autocannon for literally everything except voteless
>>544195128You're not living down the employment request.
>>544194746stalwart
>>544194602>>544194492shaddup I've got fat thumbs
>>544196116Flak rapes voteless thoughie
>>544197104Where did I say any of that. Point to it.
>game is in the worst state it's ever been>guys!!! patch incoming!!>nerfed a handful of weapons and called it a buff>performance still in the shitter>w-we're so back, r-right divebros?What a pathetic fucking company ran by retards.
>>544197252It's the swedish. They don't count as people.
>>544196707They usually aren't bunched up enough for it to be ammo efficient
Everybody hit Fenmire, we're actually outpacing the resistance right now
>botniggers can’t play without the game freezinglmao fuck you faggots
>>544197497>play botsHow about you just eat a big pile of shit instead?
Should I give up on the MO, or are we getting a Joel bonus?
>>544197349>ammo efficiency>squid maps???
Joel will have a meltdown if we dont play his little meme MO. So I guess we just aren't allowed to use fun weapons until he's settled down.
>>544197971eternal melty is the default state for most swedes, anon. just take whatever you like and don't worry about the MO. games are supposed to be fun
>>544197723A Joel bonus of this size would be too obvious. You've got 2 hours to get 11 million. There are 100k divers online right now. That means every diver (and we both know that already is impossible) would need to get about 55 kills an hour. That is theoretically possible but starts getting more and more unlikely when you start guessing that its only every 1 out of 3 or 4 players that are even trying.
>>544197252>>544197557What hardware are you guys running that's giving you frame drops and freezing?
>>544198303>she assumes it's a hardware issue
>>544197252Performance was good for one day until they somehow fucked it up again with their glorified MO event
>>544198303what? i play on a computer
>>544198628kek wtf who tf owns a computer in grand 2025
>>544179603>>544198303
qrd on the light vs medium pen update?
>>544199029use whichever you like better
>>544199029Nothingburger.Explosive weapons are still the best.
>>544198580>>544198765Why do you people immediately get defensive, I was just curious why some people are having issues
>>544199029Plasma weapons shit on all of them
You think AH are seething the holiday MO was a big turd?These are supposed to be freebie celebratory walk-ins.Can’t wait for the backlash if they have the nerve to withhold the cape. I really hope they do.
>>544199527If they are seething, they have no one to blame, but themselves for not considering that people might use the fucking bayonet on the gun with a fucking bayonet.
>>544200000Mighty checked
>>544200000based, fuck arrowhead. fucking criminal there's no bayonet charge emote
I did one mission with the constitution and killed at least a hundred enemies with it.
My Constitution is level 25 already, there's no way for me to play it.
>>544198765>resorts to the most pathetic fallback imaginableL M O A
seethe
>>544200704What if in the loadout screen you clicked on it then dropped into the mission with the Constitution?
Worst part is you know they thought this would be a easy freeo MO.Despite the fact they’ve been bludgeoned over and over that people simply won’t use guns that they think are weak, and constitution is intentionally very weak.I don’t its bad that its a meme gun, by the way, not everything needs to be ‘S-tier meta’ as much as reddit cries for it. But like, keep the expectations down for the kills then.Not to mention don’t start a 24 hour MO that ends in primetime gaming evening where your biggest playerbase lives.Swedish arrogance prevails once more.
>>544200870It's physically impossible for me to do so.
>>544199029never need light pen if you can manage ammo
>>544200927What if we drop in together, I kill myself, and you pick up my gun?
>>544201036Knowing arrowhead, it won't countcaptcha >HD2YK
>>544200870you can't, the game just shuts down>>544200891I'm honestly more interested in what happens if we lose this one, since it seems like they were planning on a free W
>>544199029Light pen feels like pew-pew and med pen feels like ka-pow.
>>544197713Let me rephrase thatEverybody with 90+ IQ who isn't absolute trash hit Fenmire
>>544199215>>544200760*taps the sign*>>544179603
>>544201220>>544179603
>>544201220based sign tappa
>>544201310Sorry. Meant for >>544201281
Bet their excuse will be:>"if we actually add the melee kills it will add up to 40 million, trust us"
>>544200927Autism.gives you a cold shiver down your spine ti fathom the notion of leaving some weapon XP on the table for a mission or operation?What are you gonna do once all guns are done? Finally decide ‘its time to play the game’?You can’t stomach the notion that there is progression left incomplete, and need it all and need it yesterday?God forbid you stop and smell the roses along the way.
>THIRTY TWO PERCENT OF THE PLAYER BASE>ZERO MO CONTRIBUTION>ZERO PROGRESS ON THEIR OWN FRONTLETS GIVE IT UP FOR THE BUGCHASERS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
>>544201657nice master's thesis brodidn't read btw
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244109148401/765611981418170783 man diving. bots 10. get in.
>>544201713Bold to assume not a single 1 in 32,000 people is using the constitution
>>544201546my take is that the carbine melee attack counts as a normal melee attack like all weapons do, they cannot differentiate between both, so they don't count melee attacks altogether.
>>544160183This kind of seems like what the Speargun should've been, because better a niche sidearm than a super outclassed and niche support weapon
Is the Las-17 a crutch weapon? I started using it a few days ago and I'm having a lot of fun with it.
>>544201738You clearly did and I touched a nerve
>>544201753Private.
>>544201753>>544202138FVLL.
>>544202089nta but I didn't get past the first spelling error
>>544202067Anything that doesn't feel miserable to use is a crutch
>>544160183It's ok tierMeans I can take gas without taking op shit. Shame it takes the same slot as melee weapons.
yesand im using the stun ar instead
>>544164410>Base damage >Guarantees 150 gas damage on the target if it's 6 seconds gas time>Two taps killed a striderWow I was expecting it to be just useful for disorienting shit. That's like nearly coyote levels of strong.
>>544202359Based lib concussive chad
>>544164410Ok the mine is funny
>>544202223>inability to parse past inconsequential detailsSounds like autism to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4Gxvp5M8-U
So that's two years of dogshit Liberty Day events in a row. I fully expect them all to be dogshit, too.
>>544203335buy an ad
>>544203335>fan filmew. gross. gay. not watching. buy an ad.
>>544155554My daughter...
>>544203335skipped through the entire video over the course of 10 seconds and disliked it
>>544199029Medium pen got shafted outside elevated overseers heads. Like legging a dev with medium pen is no longer advisable. Shooting hive guard heads is like torso shotting a dev. Bile spewers are better off getting shot with ap2.Ap3 is basically useless right now.
>>544203832Bait needs to be believable first
>>544203715best thing to do is just close it after a few seconds. tells the algorithm that it's not engaging so it won't be promoted. reacting/scrubbing/watching in any way tells the algorithm that it drives engagement even if it's negative.
>>544204018>~30% less damage to the two major targets for ap3>It's - fi-fine ap3 brow we got fi-five while damage
>>544204040i learn something new every day, cheers anon
I'd let arrowhead get away with much more swiggery if they threw the gooners a bone every once in a while...
>>544202067if you go whole hog with heavy fire resist armor and vitality booster then yes it's basically the MMG with infinite ammo and much better handling
>>544199527Lets see>could have done some cool shit for Liberty Day, but instead you fucked your big launch for the year because you can't fucking stop yourselves from pushing blatantly unfinished shit>update your game in the most nothingburger way that looks like a lot of rebalances but really amounts to very little total>still have people hitching and freezing, especially on consoles where your largest remaining install base is>liberty day rolls around and its a literal jpeg>still make us earn it with a level 30 invasion because fuck you it's DEFEND day not LIBERATE day>on the front with the worst possible use case for the ConstitutionArrowhead are the absolute kings of clutching defeat from the jaws of victory. They have no idea how to run this game and it shows each and every time they make ANY decision. The truth is they hate us, they hate this game, and they just want it to fucking die so they keep fucking it up in small ways until Sony forces them to go fix it because it's their only cash cow right now.
What's up with the level 100+s that instantly kick and ban anyone not at least level 80? Being a high level doesn't mean you're skilled and vice versa. If you're going to be an asshole then at least wait until they spawn in and call in weapons or whatever before kicking them so you get a few freebies
Helldivers 2 is a grunt fantasy.
>>544205336100 is still low level
>>544205336I'm 68 and have never had this happenI've actually had 100s kick other 100s for being retards, though
>>544201753sweden nuked me. can't even rejoin. godspeed lads.
>>544205476I'm 38 or so and it happens at least every 10 missions I join, and I'm only doing 7s for grinding samples, it's not like I'm ruining a d10 run or anything. My friend is in the 60s and it happens to him too
>>544204993Aura farming by letting the dickle eat while self-immolating (my teammates are forced to use all their stims on me while I scream in their face nonstop)
>>544205967I suppose I join mid-mission most of the time and it's always D10s, on the occasions I join in loadout I still haven't, maybe just bad luck or that you're still "really low" even though some people are stupid at every level and die all the time just to napalm orbital patrols that mean nothingLike I've been almost 60% - 70% oshaune in the last month and no one has really kicked me just for joining
This got updated while I was gone it works but that's some next level bloatware
>>544207069what's wrong with hd2 mod manager
>>544205967>and I'm only doing 7s for grinding samplesPlay D10s. No joke, just start playing D10s. Here's a little bit of advice from my experience with co-op games. The people playing the hardest difficulties are largely chill and don't give a fuck. So long as you're not actively teamkilling everyone they probably don't give the slightest of a damn what you're bringing or what level that you are. If you're a bit suboptimal then that just means more opportunity for them to show off and be the big goddamn hero.The problems happen when you step down a difficulty or two to something below the hardest difficulty and above easy/normal. This zone is populated by tryhard faggots who aren't good enough to clear the content on their own and who very much want to be carried. These are the cunts who take offense at lower level players joining their squads. These are the faggots who will sperg out if you diverge from what they consider to be best practice or meta in terms of loadout or tactics.Stop playing D7. Play D10. If you join any /hdg/ squads, just mention that you need samples. A lot of veterans have just started ignoring them since the SWEDES have gone over a full fucking year without giving us a thing to spend them on.
I was playing with my friend on xbox and as it turns out the chat is censored like fuck on console, he kept asking me what this other player was saying cause it was all asterisked for him and the guy was just saying "lol". Is there a list of censored words in this game? I want to laugh.
>>544207069Yeah>>544207110Doesn't work with some mods and is stuck in refactoring hell
>>544207183I still collect samples to this day. If nothing else its something that actually forces me to engage with what is going on and adds another wrinkle of difficulty.
>>544207216>Ermmmmmm naughty words? In MY M-RATED SHOOTER? DID... DID YOU TRY TO SAY "GUN"?!?!? IN MY M-RATED SHOOTER?!?!?!
>release Constitution>everyone that plays the game saying it's weak>minority saying "IT'S FINE, IT'S A CEREMONY WEAPON, IT'S OK IF IT'S WEAK" ignoring the fact that in HD1 it was strong even if it was a ceremony weapon in there as well>literally one (1) MO where you are asked to clear a goal with it>can't meet the quota>swiggers will learn absolutely nothing from this instead of buffing the damage or giving it custom attachments, they will instead pretend everything is fine with the weapon and move on
Ohhh sorry playerbase, you failed the mo so no stripper clip! we tooootaaallly had it ready tooooo
>>544207461Same here. I collect them too just because they're there. But I know a lot have stopped. But of those who have stopped, a sizable chunk will help collect samples or at least help retrieve dropped sample containers if you speak up and let them know that you still need samples.
>>544171978Eagle-1 is packing all that ordinance and his eyes still wander to some grenade-happy teamkilling maniac?
>>544207537>forgot to fuck my gun ass>ahhhhhhhhh coom>guess im using the niggerboomer
>>544207537>Screenshot>phone pic>censor some pubtard's name?
>>544207813it's a reddit repost as well
>>544207813Not my pic
>>544207832You NEED to go back >>544207832
>>544207832And how do you know about its place of origin, anon?
>>544208061>>544207952there's this little arrow to the right of the post numberit says image searchever tried it?
reddit > 4chan in terms of helldivers 2 content and news, so quit whining you retarded niggers
>>544208181go back and stay gone, plebbitor
>>544208181unironically this. fucks here never actually talk about anything interesting.
>>544208250shut the fuck, 4cuck, this site isn't even the original 4chan anymore,you are a maggot on the corpse of a titan
>>544208147>someone asks for xbox censorhip>someone gives an example>so obsessed with reddit he doesnt even remember why it was posted
>>544208181Okay, go back
>>544208419thats crazynow go back
>>544207183I haven't joined 150 lobbies since xbox dropped because they're snoozefests. I'd much rather solofag or play with low levels where there's an actual chance to fail.
Surely telling me to go back will work, you inbred spastics. Keep giving me (You)s.
>>544208506stop crying
4chan > reddit in all thingsthe web was meant to provide anonymity and discourse free of any group biasreddit gets in the way of that
>>544208721>4chan > reddit in all things>He says as he posts an image that originated from redditYou people have no culture. You just sit around and bitch and whine
>retarded tribalism>clueless about how the internet truly worksMentally underaged
>>544208853nothing ever "originates" from reddit, it's an aggregate site and posting links to it here should have been made a 30 day bannable offense long ago
>you have no cult-ACK!
>>544207216There is usually an option in the settings to turn off chat censoring.
Every single retarded nigger opinion I had to read has come from one of these reddit faggots
>>544208721>this artwork from plebbit will show them!cretin>>544208952>thinking bans workActually 60 IQ monkey lmao
>>544208874reddit users genuinely should not be partaking in any 4chan board, they cannot adapt to board culture, you'll sooner see elephants fly or women be humblenow fuck offyou are most unwelcome
>>544208952Sure as hell didnt originate on 4chan. Nobody here doesnt has any creativity. And whenever someone does post something, you all just get mad at them and start harassing them for some reason.4chan died long ago. Youre a maggot feasting on a corpse of a Goliath while claiming to have inherited its glory.
no but seriously where's my fucking lobby
I almost exclusively lowdive these days. I spend probably 5-10 minutes looking for a good mix of low level players at the highest difficulty I can find them in. And when I get to save a failing mission with meme gear, feels even better.
>>5442093534chan still has more dignity than reddit. How do I know? all websites do.
>Nobody here doesnt has any creativity.Oh shit, he's crashing out
>>544209445>Dignity is when 10esque guys sit around and bitch and moan about a video game all day instead of actually taking about the game and having funCulturally. Dead.
>>544208721That leandiver needs to get stuffed by me RIGHT NOW
>>544209597I prefer being irrelevant to being reviled by absolutely everybody.
>544209353>esl>redditor>whining constantlyholy shit could you be any more of a stereotype lmao
>>544209597Whenever I try to talk about the game some faggot (who sounds suspiciously alike to you) acts passive aggressively and will refuse to engage. Why the fuck should I make an effort when some asshole is going to go out of his way to "troll" and make it impossible to have a discourse?
>>544209696>He thinks 4chan isnt reviled by everyone
>>544209365I won't open any lobby to r*dditorsBet they have cr*ssplay enabled too
>>544209553pretty standard euro melty
>>544209597No... culture? Jega. Bring this one to my culturechambers, NOW.
>544209731>Using esl as an argument because he knows im rightThis is why 4chan will always lose.
reddit overlap has always been /coopg/'s and /hdg/'s biggest issue>>544209786unfathomably based, these disruptive niggers come here and poison our well only to demand clean water afterwards
>if you point out the issues with ourselves you must be the other!Unironic reddit mindset.
>544209938>I-I win the argument!!!!!the stereotype grows
Warning! You are in range of reddit gold!
>544210123You didnt disprove anything I said or even tried to refute it.Yes. Thats what winning an argument looks like. Sorry to be the one to tell you this.
>>544209761They aren't. Normies know and detest Reddit more and only know of 4chan, if they even do know it, as "that one darkweb site, right?"
>be me>be just a little too good at pattern recognition>know who the outspoken redditor is>know his posting habits, steam ID, nationality, preferred loadout and playstyle>have to keep myself from being mad at his sperging each time I see him in a lobby>constant urge to just kick him if I'm the host or otherwise blast his diver's skull open
>I have to explain how arguments work (and how they are won) to people hereYes. You lost the argument.
>12 minutes>8m killsPsh. We got this. Ez.
>4chan has no originality>4chan has no culture>4chan has no relevance>4chan is reviled by everyone>4chan lost the argumentThat's great, buddy. You've had your fun but I think it's time for you to go back.
>muh cession>muh victorytiresome
>>544210835Why would the conqueror go back?
firework sounds in space erm actually
>>544209163Kek, dumb troon.
>>544210945jesus nigger this cringe is thick enough to be bottled
>entire thread got derailed because you people are mortified of reddit instead of laughing at the extreme censorship on xbox usersjesus fucking christ.....
>>544186291Anyone wanna bet this change fucked up other projectiles going through bushes/foliage?
>>544210945basedbasedbasedbased4cucks be seething at plebbitchads
>>544211118The erosion of gatekeeping is why we are in the state we are in now. Going forward will not assist in that.
>>544211118Why would I care about some faggot Xshit user? I care about reddit niggers like you infecting my general
>>544211118derailed it intentionally because his bugfucker OP got ignored in favor of this one
>>544211280NIGGA HE ASKED >>544207216>Is there a list of censored words in this game? I want to laugh.
>>544211129Let me get my slugger out and see if it goes through your skull.
>>544211129it was already fucked before and somehow they fucked it even more, "optimization" my butt
>>544211404>Don't answer the question>Post some irrelevant reddit shit insteadGo back
>>544211129I have multiple times exploded myself shooting while prone since the patch, must have been hitting some tall grass.
They shouldve given us the Garand
>>544202067>no smg version with 2x fire rate and a splitter for complete screen saturation I miss the sickle
>this butthurt about plebbit occupation>can't do anything about it except sperg like a troon into diapers shitting xerself and give (You)sThe absolute state of the 4cuck
>>544211663This is clearly reddit's fault.
>>544211576>>Post some irrelevant reddit shit insteadNothing about the image says ts from reddit. You went out of your way to check the source because youre terrified of liking anything from reddit. And how is it irrelevant? Its an example of the retarded censorship on consolesWhen the fuck did 4chan become so fucking fragile?
the thing I like the most about 4chan that it's not a popularity contest in which you gather followers/likes in order to gain gaslighting powerseveryone gets to gaslight equally so the opinion that gets to supplant all the others and be treated as fact is usually the one that makes the most sense or is the hardest to denythat's worth a lotnormgroids don't care about truth, they fear its power
>>544211485Eat the Surströmming Alexis
>>544211663I hope they disable all guns but the constitution for a month
>>544201192We’re all playing bugs, faggot. If the botniggers’ caretakers are done feeding and washing them they might get on it.
>playing bugs
>>544211841The Redditor is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Redditor and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
>>544212024Youve been conquered and live under occupation.
>8 milly short>>yeah whatever you wonlol
>posts image that comes from reddit>Someone spergs out about it>Instead of ignoring it xhe goes on a self-righteous crusade to dunk on 4chudI don't know when 4chan became so sensitive. All I know is that this is not the right place for you either. Go back.
Is the cool cheater anon in here did you figure out how to spawn in the C4 backpack
>>544212090Player-driven narrative btw
>>544212090AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHTHEY REALLY ADDED THE TIDBIT ABOUT BAYONET KILLS
>>544212090>Helldivers>peerless marksmanship
My le hecking threaderino is getting le raped by plebbitors, aieeee mod-sama do le something
>>544212090>>544212226REV UP THOSE JEB ENGINES, BABY.
>>544212090Told you guys. Fucking ez MO.Maybe give us a challenge next year, Swedes.
>posts image from reddit>someone does reverse image search>instead of ignoring it xhe goes on a self-righteous crusade to dunk on plebbitI dont know when 4chan became so sensitive. All I know this is not the right place for you either. Go back.
>>544201546nice call nostradamus-kun
>>544212286Of course it's peerless. I can't see shit through all the fog.
It seems my comments are bothering you immensely. Have you considered going back?
>>544212420well fuck okay fair
>>544212090Surely a bad MO and another ugly cape isn't all we get for this Liberty day, right?
Im going to start posting images from reddit from now on considering thats all it takes to rile you people up.
>>544212090We did it reddit.
>>544212604are you implying we should have gotten more than a back jpeg?
>>544212090>the galactic war isn't completely rigge-
>>544212385>too much of a pussy to be direct with the “person” he’s talking about>huurrr when 4chan becum senztiv?!Amazing
>>544212385has it occurred to you that redditors might just simply be a group of despicable, disruptive, talentless, friendless, kissless, socially retarded, manlet mutts that will be told to fuck off regardless of where they show?
>Enemies slain by the bayonet have accounted for and added to the count total.I knew it.
>>544212090BayonetGODS saved the MO. I kneel.
>>544212832>implying all those things dont also apply to 4chan users
>>544163316Your welcome
>>544212997whose
>>544212995not nearly as much
>>544212090Pathetic
>>544210690This. My most normalfag (though not one for social media) of a friend when it comes to this stuff was talking about a former employer of his once. Said how she's obsessed with politics and liberal shit (he himself is apolitical), and the look on this face when he brought up Reddit, you'd have thought it was made of rancid garbage. His opinion of this place is that we're kinda retarded here, but for the most place it just exists in his mind. Other normies I've spoken to only think of this place for the brief moment it affected their lives. Like when being a /b/tard was momentarily popular with normies, which was back in 2007/2008-ish. I've even had people be surprised that this place still exists. No. 4chan as the asshole of the internet is ancient history. Reddit is the doormat of the internet, and somebody's been wiping dogshit all over it.
whats this oath shit
The cape is IN. and it looks pretty meh.
>>544210690>They aren'tYes they are
>Joel cucked beyond measureI bet he's seething and fuming so hard right now the entire studio had to turn off the ACs to save power
I wonder if my bayonet kill with Amendment counted, I was poking the shit out of voteless
>>544213534I doubt he gives a shit.
>>544213536Anon...
Isn't this just a mix between the masters of ceremony warbond and superstore capes?
>>544213138well said. there can be no mistake. reddit is the most hated website on the internet.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244116808124/76561199108851031d10 whatev
>>544213536>I wonder if my bayonet kill with Amendment countedYeah, sure. Good work, man. Keep it up.
>>544213605sure thing Joel
>>544213605he's not real
>>544212090I think it's on-par with how Super Earth would act to be honest, just lie and say they did itI'll give them it since it's Liberty Day, put a smile on my face
>>5442136642/4
>>544213792>there never was a joel>the galactic war is run by a duck slamming it's beak against some buttonsI could buy this, actually. It would explain a lot.
>>544213632yeah?>>544213694Thanks.
I don't think we're getting scopes or stripper clips, Constitution bros...
Joel isnt real. Its just some boogeyman Arrowhead made to shift blame
>>544214153It's simply done by a bunch of people there is no way this is all decided by a single guy.
Sooo...Oshaune tomorrow?
>>544214197We just killed 40 million(ish) enemies with it. Clearly the weapon is perfect and requires no updates.
My theory is that Alexus is Joel. It would explain a lot
>>544214428Non nobis Domine.
>>544214153It's really baskinator with a telescopic presentation baton sticking out of her ass. She wiggles, and the galactic war shakes.
>>544214428Judging by the recent dataleaked content, I think the next MO will be bot
>>544213664full
I looked up how bug spray kills bugs and i have to say, the sterilizer should be way more lethal to bugs.
Normally I don't play into this but I feel like a shitstirrer today:The player counts on Phact Bay (bug) and Fenmire (bot) are almost exactly equal. And yet the bug players are producing two-thirds more planetary impact than the bot players. Interesting that...
>>544214197Stipper clips is honestly the only thing I want. I can cope with mods to get better iron sights but come on Sweden, give me my fucking clips.
>>544215420Planetary health. Multiple cities. The resistance on planets with cities is beyond convoluted.
>>544215420love shooting tyranidsdont like shooting terminatorsshrimple ass
>>544215652
>>544213637JESUS FUCKthese freebie capes have all been so fucking MID dudeThis design is just so needlessly busyLess really is more and this would be 100x better if it was just the SE logo on a black background
I love Voteless. I love stabbing, pistol whipping, kicking, stabbling and overall violating them. I want more Voteless variants. I want SEAF Voteless with rifles, machine guns, EATs, grenades...
I hate Voteless. I hate stabbing, pistol whipping, kicking, stabbling and overall violating them. I don't want more Voteless variants. I don't want Seaf Voteless with rifles, machine guns, EATs, grenades...
New cape looks good with Honorary Guard, but I doubt I'll use it much.
>>544216157hey faggot. Shut up
>>544216157hey straight. Keep talking
>>544214917>he thinks we are getting that anytime soonlol
>>544215615No cities have been liberated and even then that wouldn't change the planetary impact.
Will you two fucking kiss already? I'm so close
>>544216430To be honest I have no idea. Probably some weird esoteric thing were not seeing.
>Liberty day>Don't liberate anything
>>544216157>didn't capitalize "SEAF"ngmi>>544216520Its probably just some fluke but I just want to cause drama.
>>544216552liberated my nuts all over eagles toes
>>544216552liberated my gallons all over the shupos
Need chinkdiver to drop me some SC plz
Here's the cape
>dive in>first console is bugged and I cant interact>game locks up when I hit escape to leavenice
>>544217413Nerve gas
a fucking cape that matches nothing
>>544217501nerve ass more like
>>544217576Would it fucking kill them to keep the fucking black and yellow color scheme? God I hate those swedish fags.
>>544217576Only really works with the Honorary guard set
>>544207183>over a full fucking year without giving us a thing to spend them onYou can donate them for extra stratagems for everyone :^)>>544207216>>544209005There's no option. I don't know why they did this>>544207537That's weird, I've only ever seen *** and I assumed it always changes it to 3 so you can't use context clues to figure out what they said... for some reason
>Surprise Dissident Execution is over>Robutt nowhere to be seenBROS???
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244119226537/76561198141817078Bugs 10
What how did we winHow did the swedes fudge the numbers that far
>>544218208They did an asspull and said they counted all the melee kills.
>>544218208we had 7 million bayonet kills added at the end :))))
>>544215652When i first got the game i wasn’t a fan of shooting metal stuff, i wanted to shred bug bodies and watch their guts spray everywhere but i eventually acquired a taste for shredding metal as well. It’s satisfying to see an oncoming hulk try to get to you as your HMG shreds his body away.
>survived a point blank hellbomb thanks to Democracy protects armor passiveI'm NEVER taking this off again, it's too damn kino
>uhhh we found this ballot box full of bayonet kills in a back room...so we win!Don't tell me you're too dense for the satire.
>>5442181413/4
Put the constitution at 200 power ffs. 180? That’s it? It’s like a tenderizer round.
>>544217257>That's it?>That's the big Liberty Day reward?>THAT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF CHEAP JPEGS!
>>544218392didn't the impact kill you? you usually need to win the coin flip like 3 times in a row to survive a hellbomb.
>>544211979>we're all fighting bugs>progress? we defended hellmire like... eleventy times!>and also whatever the MOs were>>544212090Wow who could have seen that coming
What the fuck have the swiggers done to the game? I haven't played for a few months and had the game constantly stutter and freeze and the end of an illuminate mission at extract. I am not playing on a toaster either. I have a 3080, 5.0 giga hz cpu, 32GB of ram, and I have a fast ssd.
>>544218392They should add that passive to the flag while you carry it. Or in a small radius around it so you could potentially save someone's life by just being a flagbearer.The armor passive is funny when it procs but worthless 99% of the time. For it to even have a chance to do anything you have to die, and if you're decent at the game it legitimately does nothing at all.
>kill 40 million enemies with the most dogshit slow rifle in the game with a terrible ammo capacity>oh yeah if you do we'll give you a shitty cape or something>a new weapon?>an armor set?>fuck you you greedy fuck
>>544219323fucking kill yourself you fucking troon
>>544218251>>544218268Hm
>>544218428Trump is a insurrectionist wannabe dictator and he and his entire crime family of grifters will go to prison for corruption and treason, their assets liquified, their bank accounts frozen and be distributed back to the American people
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244119044446/76561198287751264D10 lobby decides
>>544219430This anon >>544211663 pretty clearly documented that they fudged the numbers hardcore. I honestly didn't think they'd have the balls to just make it that obvious.
>Try SMGs>They still feel like shitSo they didn't fix anything?
>>544219430grok is this true
Squid-schlikies are going to pull off a defense outside an MOSurprising
Liberty Day hasn't ended yet... Full Illuminate roster coming... New bot missions... Constitution attachments...
>>544219642Skill issue.SMGs feel pretty good, even before the buffs.
>>544219642*shines a laser pointer into the magnifying glass to it burns the cats retinas out*
>>544219430>and his entire crime family of griftersSee, this is where you people always lose me. Do you actually believe that everyone in that family is directly involved in criminal actions? Like, what sort of shit do you suspect Barron of having done? What about his grandkids who aren't even adults yet?
>>544219752We gave you a shitty whack-a-mole browser game!You need MORE?!?!?!
>>544219430every politician is a wannabe dictator
>>544219682Player-driven narrative
OOPS>>544219603meant for >>544219424
>>5442195943/4
>Player driven narrativeEven driving free, you are on the road lanes that have been built for you
>>544219642>>544219825I’ll defend SMGs but they were nerfed, not buffed. Sure they all got a flat 20-point damage increase but now they have close-range bullet drop off so you can shoot far away with them without losing velocity and damage for each round. I haven’t fucked around with any SMGs yet since the patch. I’ll get back to you and hit you up here with further details.
>>544219839You being obtuse on purpose or autistic?
>>544219682Probably just the city scam mechanic
>>544220280*can’t shoot far away with them
the pineapple makes some neat fireworks but it feels kinda shit at killing stuffyou need to throw to the left or right of a group and hope at least some shrapnel hits because if you throw at them the shrapnel will just land all around them
>>544219323>fail>a-actually you totally succeeded and definitely got over 10m kills with the bayonet kills we didn't countArrowhead must legitimately believe the playerbase is fucking retarded
>>544218694>those build specsYea you're running a toaster, buddy. Build a better PC of you want play helldivers or go be a console peasant which is probably where you belong.
Is the sterilizer really that bad? I kinda want to try it.
As host, the fire nerf is very noticeable on the Torcher.Both bugs and bots take slightly longer to die, which means they have slightly more time to get on top of you, which means you take more damage on average because of how fucking short your range is while lacking any sort of slow or CC.
>>544220579>>544179603
>>544220554They should've said all melee kills, or added bleedouts, or honestly they should've said that Whack a Terninid score counted and revealed that whack a terminid was essentially a way to have civilians pilot/shoot drones and that when you accidentally tapped the helldiver, that was ACTUALLY qccidentally shooting a helldiver
>>544220591It really serves no purpose. The gas nade, orbital gas, and gas dog are all better gas tools. The opportunity cost of other support weapons is too great.
It'd be cool if we had medals/ribbons that you can put on your armor. Make this into a late game time/resource sink
>liberty day MO>no medals to even go with the cloakSwiggers
>>544220313Yes, you ARE being obtuse and I appreciate you admitting it, but no I do not think you are autistic.
>>544217257My reaction to this information (in game)>ohThis and their last minute "oh totally actually the melee kills counted too haha"... Fuck could they have put any LESS effort in?
>>544221495Yes, they could have.They could just said "Hold SE until the end" like last year. They really shot themselves in the foot for no reason trying to do this Constitution event.
oh I didn't know it was April 1st, phew guys, the real liberty day rewards will come right
Can you feel it anon? The global meltdown has begun. WW3 is becoming real, and with it, Managed Democracy.
>>544220554More like Arrowhead is retarded, gives out unreasonable, retarded goals and keeps having to fudge numbers because if they didn't people would complain too much about the stupid fucking MOs they keep giving out.
>>544219752>Constitution attachments...Arrowhead are so averse to doing anything with that system they made all suppressor weapons inbuilt so the community can't ask why they aren't an option like they did with bayonets.
>>544220591It's outperformed by every other gas option and because of its range, it effectively guarantees that you are going to be in arm's reach of the bug that you just sent into a confused frenzy.
So no weapon or armor?
>>544222927you get a cape and you will like it
>>544222927>says "SOUL">has no soulHuh?
Do I get piss armor on liberty day and can finally join the kool kids club now?
Release the pre-order armor.
>>544223231No....
>>544223231Nope no fomo btw
I thought there were gonna give out those platform exclusive capes. Guess not
>>544213664ggs fellow curry banana pizza lovers
>>544213664ggs :)
>>544224930ARGHHHHH FUCK SWEEEEEDEEEEEEN
Happy Liberty Day!
>>544225225based scene fleer
>>544225267kill yourself
>>544213664ggz tards, bots need further correctionAND SO DOES D3https://files.catbox.moe/teimj0.mp4
>>544226172why isn't your dynamite flashing yellow like a thai ladyboy?
>>544226172Aw shit other player's dynamite really doesn't flash. That's stupid, I'm sorry I regret nothing!
>>544220591Outperformed by the Gas Dog. Still want a CC support weapon? Arc Thrower
>>544225267shut the fuck up retard
>>544225267Happy Liberty Day!
>>544226690cause D3 threw so many that they stopped flashing, ruined my enjoyment of T2's misfortune>>544226836WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU
>>544225267Time for the post celebrations big white cock fireworks all for Robutt.
>>544227513classic D3 lol
>>544227418SAUCE NOW (formerly saucenao (doesn't work))
>>544228182there is no sauce that's the entire drawing
>>544228263no...
Its kinda ugly....
>big white cock
>>544228671it's not even a good drawing man comeon
>>544228796they exist, however BWC/BBC posters are two different animalsBWCposters are either seething incels or gayBBCposters are fine gentlemen or women with a bestiality fetish
>sound cutting out and randomly sputteringI haven't had this problem yet. Is it new?
>>544229001>BWCposters are either seething incels or gayEXACTLYi'm a bull in a few relationships and ffs i just wanna jerk it to bull porn without lookin at BLACK DICK every time but BWC porn just FEELS like cope by dudes who don't actually fuck
>>544229265NO its VERY old and it PISSES ME OFF!!!!!
if this piece of shit didn't feel like it made of paper maybe I'd bring it more, it won't stop flipping over, over a smallest rock possible
>>544229469That's fucking depressing.
>>544228748I don't see myself ever using it when I already have Federation's Embrace and Protector of the Heart.
>>544229939keep it on first gear the whole time
>stim leandiver>Thank you!>pop a boner
>>544220591you get hit whenever you use it
HA! I got banned from the subreddit for making fun of the glazers.
>>544230610Go back.
>>544230610nobody cares, go make a new account and stay there with them
>>544230264I will not, I want to blaze around the battlefield pulling off cool tricks and stunts, I'm not driving a mobility scooter. It's Arrowheads fault making it feel weightless
>>544229001>BBCposters are fine gentlemen or women with a bestiality fetishNo we're gay too, when I see ntr or cuck porn I self insert as the girl
>>544229939skill issue
>>544230264>first gearLet someone else drive, little bro.
New>>544231856>>544231856>>544231856
>>544229939Have you tried to press X to flip it back again?
>>544209597No. This site should be the bottom of the barrel. But the reason it isn’t? You are under no obligation to appease anyone here. Not devs or other people. You give your actual unfiltered dogshit here. Granted 2/3 of posts on 4chan are bots and there’s always paid shills in every thread so real opinions are about 1/5 posts but you can shout into the void all you want. Jannies here are awful but they are nothing compared to all the other image boards and forums where you must appease someone all the time or you will be banned.
>>544231697Sit down, catnigger.
