Previous: >>544182886>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Meisho Doto (3*), Summer Maruzensky (Alt 3*), Summer Special Week (Alt 3*), Special Week (SSR), Tokai Teio (SSR), Sweep Tosho (SSR), Winning Ticket (SSR)10/14 - Summer Story event10/26 - Half Anniversary Part 110/30 - Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)10/30 - LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Dantsu Flame (3*), Jungle Pocket (3* Rerun)>New Uma: Red Desire (VA: Sekine Hitomi)Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
Anyone else got a steam update for Uma? ~36mb
>>544210052I love big hags
Does the Satono family approve her future husband?
>>544210353Gentle Wife Gentle Life
>>544210336yes
>>544210358I accept
FEELSFUCKINGGOD
>>544210254GIWTWM (God I Wish That (I) Was (a) Mare)
>>544210523Holy
It's UP
why does the website say that the free scout pull won't be applicable to the scout that's starting on the 30th, if the free scouts run until the 6th and doto's banner ends on the 30th?
>>544185630Yes it is, retard
Part 2 doko?
>>544210623you can't use it on eishin flash
>>544210273 (Me)I'm fucking retarded, didn't know the update was out because of timezone change
Anyone in /uma/ enjoy this view irl with your gf? What's it like
>>544210793where do you think you are?
>>544210254we LOVE baseball umas especially THE baseball uma RYAN
>>544210852danchud... don't let me down... I want these niggas GONE
>10 riko pulls, colorized
>get 3 greens and medium S>no groundwork
But I didn't finish viewing the stories and mlbing the support card for last event yet wait COME BACK
>>544210793the nice part is when you put your hand on her shoulder and you can feel her back relax against your legsmy hands are really cold though so sometimes she'd hate it and flinch so I'd had to rub my hands together really fast and try it again and then she'd finally relax and I miss her
>he didn't finish the event>he didn't use all his borrows>he didn't hit retention>he doesn't have a triple plat crown>he didn't pull for Doto>he won't pull for Furasshu>he will rationalize spending 15k carats on the Riko banner just because cyjews threw him a bone
so when will the anniversary paid Gacha will be up?
That was it? 150 carats, a free pull (on the Doto banner?), and a race with a donkey? Is that the half-anni update?Eh...
why is it that i opened up reels and the first thing i see is an indonesian fancam of cheval grand singing gourmet parade... chevel grand anon, you've got explaining to do
Are these free scouts going to stack, or are they use it or lose it? Can I do 2 tomorrow instead of 1 today?
>>544211005pulling on the scamcha be like
Digitan LOVE
>>544211137See you next year. Thank you for playing Umamusume: Pretty Derby.
>>544210852fuck you, you won't kick the fl*tliners, I'm glad we are dropping out of A
Is cut and drive on pace chaser good for this CM?
>>544210852
>>544211163All boylovers are indonesians, which is why they're consistently the most annoying posters in this tertiary general
>>544210336Yes, you canonically get full approval from her dad
>>544210882Is this at an American horse race? Will Umamusume bring fresh new blood into American horse races as it has Japan and revive horseracing as something everyone can enjoy not just for rich people to pose at the Kentucky Derby?
>>544211181I'm not going to lie to you anon.
>>544210762but then WHERE can you use it, if there's no other character scout from the 30th to the 6th?
>>544211254
So when are we actually getting the paid banner?
>>544210852im leaving the club next monthi will be free from your bondagei will be a free man
Can someone tell me the songs that play duringThe clubs and the that farming mini game thanks
>>544210353There are plenty of cute follow-up comics to that one where 'Donna slowly but surely learns to temper her strength.
>>544210852DO IT DANCHOU KICK THOSE NIGGERS OUT THE CLUBNO MORE FLATLINERS
>>544211349The Derby this year already happened in May, but Cygames did sponsor it to promote the launch. This was of course before Uma took off so much in the west, so if they do the 2026 Derby too it will probably cause that.
I love my orange wife
>>544210793Please post your IDs too haha
Sowwy danchou but today I only feel like doing one bakushin run
>marked
>>544210852Feels good to be a casual club chad
>>544210793>>544210852Chrono love!
>>544211271Cut and Drive is bad on everyone, including Vodka herself.
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt that can't fit into her bloomerssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
>>544210852TOTAL FLATLINER DEATH!!!!!!
>Dramatic music
>>544210913Japanese fan in global comment section told everyone irl Acute Wonder's story is pretty major and am wondering if her games story is good too>>544211093This will never be me in my lifetime Gosling.jpg
>>544211779>still years awayNot fair.
when is she being added to roster?
>>544211779WHAT A THRILL
does anybody has raws of the other chapters of the TAAAHBO doujinshi?
>>544211349The first Japanese horse racing boom started with Haiseiko, the second with Oguri. It's been a family friendly activity for decades now unlike Euro horse racing.
>>544211530>Incredibly pretty>EXTREMELY cute while at it
>>544211779MARKED
FLASH SOON!!
>>544211919not until they get the rights to the actual honse
>>544211349>>544211656Cygames is also sponsoring this year's BC Sprint
Spe-chan is the superior Late Surger, now gimme them shoes.
>>544211919LolLmao
FOUR SPEED CARDSON OGURI CAPFAST LEARNER, MEDIUM SCOULDNTCAPSPEEDDSK:LFDDFKLS:DSF::
>>544211934I think you're gonna have to buy it physical
>>544210793It's pretty comfy, specially if you have something to feed her, like gummy candies. I don't miss doing this tho, there is nothing special about it if she doesn't truly love you
>>544211530
>>544212006>I like youThat means NOTHING coming from a German. Like, yeah, I like you as well. So what?
>>544211137>WAAAAHHHHH WHY ISN'T THIS FREE TO PLAY GAME SHOWERING ME WITH HUNDREDS OF FREE PULLS AND UNITSgrow up
>>544212101Do better.
>>544212189We'll see how tough you are when the game dies.
so considering each dorm room as a duowhich one is the strongest cutest?
Guys what do you think about my Copezensky? Think she's got a shot at finals B bronze?
This any good for pace chasers or is it front-only?
>>544212019If needing the rights was a real problem then they wouldn't have been able to make the character in the 1st place even with a name change. If the name change is enough to include her in a manga/anime, then it's enough to include her in the game.
>>544212189Agnes posters are always so feral, isn't it time for your HRT meds?
>>544212292good for every position, same with slopstream
>>544212171
>>544212343
>>544212101Oguri no cap
>>544212307No it isn't There's a reason why we got Mount Jew instead of Broye
>>544212171>>544212383Cute
>>544212292It's really good for everyone.
>>544212326>Curry Chan nigger>Immediately thinks of trannies after being ownedWhy are you like this?
>>544212307>obey your masteris this a Metallica reference?
Symboli Rudolf
>>544211271The numbers on Cut and Drive (inherited) are just bad, and it's harder to activate than Triumphant Pulse.
>>544212112well, shit. thanks
>>544212287Why do you fuckers post decent umas and go "aw man this is just a Group B Uma oh well, what do you guys thinks" like shut the fuck up already, you already know you can probably get into Group A with this, CMs are fucking child's play until the finals and that's always decided by a coin flip. Grow the fuck up.
New personal best
>>544212383
>>544211137>curren poster>can't read or reason>best case they are pretending to be retardedchecks out
>>544211656>>544211948>>544212025>Western horseracing transforms from rich dress up networking event and degenerate gambler vice to weeb and gamer and cosplayer event thanks to umamusumewish this would happen kinda ngl
>>544212307they don't like putting OCs in the game because it's sacred. Only exception is happy meek because the story needs a universal jobber/loser at the end
im feeling things
>>544212585Bubblyland wants their garbage back
>>544211376huh....
>>544210761it's on an every other day release, you can check with the notice.
>>544211808>>544212548Alright thanks for warning. I checked my options in umalator and nimble navigator is what I decided on
>>544212585So is fan grinding like, the grind if you no longer need to parent grind or something?
>>544212101>he forgot about cap (as in fraud)
>>544212638She's not an OC. The only difference is the name which changing apparently is enough to have her in other content, so why would it not be enough for the game?
>>544212171>Mind if I hug you?>...I suppose this is my end>*calls his mother*Bless this mangaka>>544212383SO FUCKING CUTE AAAAAAAAA
>>544212642Gimlet is a sleeper hit imo. Chuuni gf making a comeback in a big way.
you're both terrible
>>544212638>only exceptionYou global secondaries really just spout whatever nonsense with confidence huh
>>544212585I tried the Maruzensky fan grind and could only get to ~800K. Nuts how you guys can get past 1M.
>>544212642All I feel is sadness and pain.
>>544212458because they didn't have permission when they made the anime but got it years later?
man I cannot be fucking bothered to finish rolling the event roulettewhy did they specifically make it mashing-unfriendly
baaburii raandou
>>544212838I'm sure the other scenarios will have new losers to go with them but we haven't gotten those yet have we dumb dumb?
>>544212685>>544210761Do we get all the support cards from this story? Doesn't look like you buy it with club pointsI NEED the guaranteed concentration card
>>544212757He's just buttering to his danchou to ask for an officer title.
>>544212685I don't want to wait 2 days to watch the next episode I WANT IT NOW
>>544212757fangrinding is solely for getting your clubs monthly rank higher. I still need to make parents. I do fanruns after my 3 daily borrows. If you want to get your club into a higher rank to earn better monthly rewards you'll need to master fanruns.>>544212670Bubblyland can keep it
>>544212932That's why you roll as soon as you get the chips. Do not accumulate problems, same way you accumulated homework in school.
>>544212993"I want" doesn't get.
>>544212572it's not a coin flip if your uma is good desu
>>544212757fan-optimized grinding is completely incomprehensible to me desuhow can you be done grinding parents or grinding for acesor simply to event pointsthere's always something else to grind for first before forming a deck and career strat around fans first
>>544213023Wow, doing that with your own parents is even more impressive
>>544212287>>544212572>659 stam>only one white recoveryShe's not even going to place
>>544212572>he doesn't know humblebragging = easy (You)'s
>>544213061YES IT THE FUCK IS.
>>544212932Once I finished the first four cards I basically just stopped rolling the roulette, no carats, no SSR card, what's the point>>544212957So if you look at gametora you'll get three copies of this card through Part 2 of the Half anni event. So, no, you won't get all of them through just viewing the story
>>544212287that staminalet is going to die by 300yds lefti had a teio earlier that was 600 and 2 golds and it was not nearly sufficient
>>544212572Do you think I can make it to B finals?
>>544212287is this a holdover from the last CM or...
I need to cut 100 umas off my roster but im lazy
Evens try another oguri ace even though aoahru is comingodds parent grinddubs/trips pay for this ultra-fat japanese girl's fantia and fap until I pass out
making umas for Open is so good and peaceful i love it
>sucking Cheval Grand
>>544212821Being Vodka's dad gives her a giant boost, on top of that she's one of the best singers in the game.
>>544213207It's just the best I've managed to get so far...
>>544212853yea it's "nuts" is what it is
You guys seem very agitated and aggressive today. You doing alright Toraina? Eating properly? Staying hydrated? Please make sure to get plenty of rest and cool your stress off if your runs aren't going well. A small breather does quite the wonders when dealing with the slot machine that is Uma Musume. Always remember this, I'm rooting for you and your luck at all times. I will always be in your corner for your victory at CM even if we end up facing off against each other!
How much stamina do I need for Golshi if I decide I want to make an easy ace for Leo? Maestro +2 whites and 700 stamina enough?
>>544213186I recently realized that the 4th bingo card onwards should give you event points as a final reward..
FrontCHADs how are we feeling about the game handing two free top-tier SSR support cards this week?
>>544213319It's strangely comfy aiming for mediocrity, trying to throw key races, not just gobbling up every skill.
>>544212853It's all rng. This run I got lonewolf 2nd turn off a taishin hint and it carried me early on.>>544213101I used a 6 speed and 6 stam parent who happened to fill in the gaps for Maruzensky so she can have A across the board.>>544212972I actually am leaving my club soon as November 1st hits. I won't be able to keep up with S-Rank due to vacation. That said I could probably use the first 10 days if I stayed to get 60m but danchou wouldnt like that I imagine.>>544213082You get parents from fan grinding. I've gotten several 3 star Suzukas, 3 star maruzenkys, 3 star oguris and Seiun skys from fan runs.
>>544213391I'm suffering from an anal fissure
I play this game better when drunk because I gamble every single rainbow, flowcharts are for pussas
ANYTHING BUT MEDIUM S
>>544213082fangrind also doubles as decent monie farm and can triple luckshitting into decent parents, if you don't already have great ones
>>544213401I suspect Golshi might be able to cheat a bit on stamina because everyone is more concerned with hammering frontrunners over keeping end closer debuffs covered
Just now, 5 minutes ago the clock struck midnight and it became MY birthday!And for this special occasion I am hosting theTWIN TURBO TURBOTASTIC BIRTHDAY DERBY!That's right, we're gonna have a set of 5 races RIGHT now and another set of 5 a bit later from now (like two hours or so)Yep! As usual it will be>Sprint -> Mile -> Medium -> Long -> Dirt MileAll rooms will be open at the same time so join whichever you like.ONLY REGISTER A SINGLE UMA PER RACE FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN A DISQUALIFICATION AND CONSEQUENTLY MOCKINGThe race IDs are as followingSprint>54143806Mile>25421821Medium>52100906Long>88335794Dirt>90910753
>>544212818It's the same artist who does the Rudolf stuff, so if you want to read more similar stuff there is plenty where that came from.https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/17676https://x.com/idonum
Can I make it to B finals second place with this?
>>544213391Today is a bad RNG seed so I'm just doing meme bakushin runs. Feels nice.
>>544213561HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
>>544213201yeah
>>544213569>Same guy as the Luna-chan chadMakes sense.
>>544213561happy birthday turboanon
>>544213528desu if you got good skills, red+shooting you'd still automatically make it to finals with that
>>544213061It's more of a 1d6 throw with 4/6 chance of winning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbb2FejtBEUI love her so much I can't
I didn't MLB the Bubblyland Daiwa Scarlet card, will I be okay?
>>544213082>play more>get more chances at parents>get more event points just by playing an additional runit's actually really easy to comprehendwhat isn't is how you don't burn out doing 5-6 runs a day
>>544213569man that artist is a blessing
>>544213585maybe in open league lol
>>544213771I love watching this video so much
>>544213528Have you maybe considered that if you had MORE MEDIUM SPARKS you would have MORE CHANCE to get the MEDIUM S
>>544212797Stop being dumb. She is a CG OC. She's Obey Your Master not Pay The Butler. She's as much of an OC as S1's Sun Visor and french uma, both also being based on real horses.
>>544213561happy birthday anon
>>544213906YOU CAN'T POST THAT!
>>544213561Happy birthday, anon!
>>544213561oh yeah my dumbass forgot to say when we startingwe starting the first race in 30 minutes from now, then the next one will start 5 minutes after me announcing the results
>>544213561Happy birthday, chump.
>>544213461I barely ever have to think about throwing races. the hardest for me is hitting the stat target, most often than nothing one stat sperg out and an Open jobber is born
>>544213319Don't you need to minimize your fans so your unique doesn't upgrade?
>>544213561happy birthday turbanon
>>544213201>no murmurdisasterif she had murmur and wasn't such a powerlet she'd be A finals material
>>544213561Happy birthday turboanon!
>>544213705>shootinghaha...
>slow metabolism>>544213561Happy birthday anon!
>>544213585If it's a Front only lobby yeah, but any decent Pace or late/End that procs Pump will beat you with the low Power you have.
>>544213561Happy Birthday!! Just think by this time next year Turbo will be wishing you a happy birthday IN GAME!
guess blue and red
>>544213825I overshot the rating by just a little bit so I can't get into B :(
>>544214208still feels like youd potentially win with that, most fronts people build are pretty lazy
>>544214226Release the Epstein's files?
FREE PULL!>only can be used on one of the four banners upNO FAIR
>>544213772The skills are bad for a strength card and the stat block is nothing special, you'll be fine
>>5442142723* power 3* medium
>>544214272Blue is guts 1 starRed is medium 2 star
>>544212287My stamlet Maru straight up died if she gets rushed or doesn't activate her gold skill when I was testing her out in room. She was power-walking the last 50m while everyone else zoomed past her.She survived debuffs if she can manage to activate all her skills and doesn't get rushed though.
>>544214028wrong general
>>544214217
This is why I love training Oguri instead of try-harding front runners. 1st attempt, slow metabolism for ~4 turns. Only 1 speed friendship training on second summer camp. Still turned out alright.I really like my fat horse.
>>544214104suzuka run, if I barelly race her unique never levels. it's sometimes a issue if you run someone that has the classics as mandatory, but even if the unique levels up it just means less skills on top of groundwork+3 greens or Early lead+2 greensbtw what even change when the unique levels up?
>>544214272speed2 front3
>>544214134That's my lovely daughter.
>>544213561Happy birthday Anon! I hope I get at least one victory in these races so I can proudly hold up a turbo tastic birthday victory trophy replay in my LIMITED TO FIVE SLOTS OF REPLAYS.
Danchou, it's time.
>>544214434>yet
Nobody even talked about Cin Grey today even though it's an episode day. Nobody talking about it on /a/ either. Why did it flop this badly?
>>544214342>>544214409>>544214354far too generous anon
>>544213025Excuse you I never accumulated homework in school, I simply did not do itexcept for graded assignments but those were rare enough to not overlap too much
>>544214104It's 170pts per level so it's not terrible unless you're making an incredibly tight build that needs specific parts.But most of the time you just plow through with good stats and fill in the gaps with skills at the end, so it just means not getting corners/straights or something.
>>544214434>>544214441>My super cute bodyguard doggo is also MY KINGYES PLEASE!
>>544214396>what even changes when the unique levels up
>>544214538damnbetter luck next time anon you'll get it one day
>>544214525Powerful word.
>>544214434>yetnot going to lie despite not being the biggest fan o air groove her panels are the cutest
TICK TOCK FRONTKEKSThis is what's gonna happen to you in finals.You still have time to make a proper pace/late ace.
Can you save up the free pulls? Should you?
>>544214708AIIIIEEE I NEED MORE TIME I NEED MORE TIME CYGENEROUS PLEASE GIVE ME ANOTHER WEEK I NEED TIME PLEASE
>>544214708my fronts not dogshit like yours
>>544214748You can't.
>>544213561HAPPY BIRTHDAY
>>544214708if you ignore the stats, that ryan is actually built perfectly
>>544214532I liked the anime but i don't have to sit down and watch it right now.
out of every gacha game i've ever played, this has to be the one that demands to be a full-time job the most. i guess it's time to train haru urara wrong to bang out careers again.
>>544214708>C+huh?
>>544213957>same history>character inspired by the horse's life>outfit inspired by racing silksShe is just as based on Pay The Butler as every other Uma is based on their horse. It's literally just the name that changed. Calling her an OC is just wrong.
>>544214931racing horses ain't easy son
>>544214325Ok thanks, was a bad few weeks didn't get to play often
>>544214532I heard they were not releasing the episode this weekend, not that I checked for myself
So when GibsCalulator-anon and witgod say we're getting 20k carats per month, it's counting free pulls and tickets and shit. So I might not actually be able to spark Kitasan. That sucks. >t.15k carats
>>544214708what the hell is the "nepo uma" epithet
>>544214532Anon the episode was delayed a week
Spe abs...
>>544215040You can always use... that.
Fat bitch
>>544215097one parent has triple crown, the other the triple tiara I believe, and maybe you win one of the two too
>>544215040you will get 1 spark for sure even if you were at 0 right now2 sparks however will probably not happen
>>544215097https://gametora.com/umamusume/nicknames
>>544215097parents that won the triple crown and triple tiara
>>544213561will be starting in 20 minutes
>>544215179>>544215198that's really funny
I love pits art
>>544214989Are you baiting?
>>544214708I think something might be wrong with your Maruzensky bwo...
>>544214931I went from 330k event points to 700k today, because I thought (being a retard) the event ended today. I was getting 15-20k per career run with Grass wonder and the Winning Ticket/Sweepy/Daiwa STR cards. Wasn't too ba.FUCK THOSE CARDS (except sweepy, love her) they are such ass.
>>544214931this is the first time ive tried actually getting an MLB event cardi dont like iti'd rather be grinding parents or hunting for aces not load up a deck with 90% bonuses on event points including following a whale for an MLB Tickezo but still needing several careers to get above board for the fourth card
DOES FREE SHIT START TODAY
>>544215263i see pits but i dont see art
>>544215387YES
>>544215270Are you? I don't see how you can look at this and say she's anything other than a direct adaption.
>>544213772I mlb'd it and it's pretty ass.
>>544215387YES NIGGA YOU GET ONE FREE ROLL AND 150 CARATS!
>>544215513mood: awful
>>544215040trust bwo, we will be getting gibs with the event>t. 17k carats
>>544215387you will be drip fed gibs for the next two weeks until you blow your load on riko and rice.
>>544215513scientists will tell you this creature is real and not cgi
>>544214784Thanks
>>544215530HOLY SHIT!!! FREE SHIT!!!
I'm a bit sad I could not get redshift or sfv from inspiration, but this is the first time I get a medium S in weeks, goddamit
>>544214641>Teio resenting youBeing with Rudolf isn't worth it...
>>544213771reminded me of a guy who made Mayano a sprinter just for keks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5kdbOzGwB4
>>544215513Hi Rice Shower
>>544215513>when you hit the transfer button
>>544215650>actual gutsletwaow...
>>544215707sex with the city
>>544215513Potential Glue
One of the Officers in my club is trying to stage an insurrection
>>544215513>Your trainee's guts seems to be lacking, so why don't you focus on training that?
>>544215509Incredibly rare Copano Rickey post!
>>544215650>turf S>medium S>capped speed>that power>400 witholy fuck is this the demon king goldshi
>>544215040kitasan is in 2 months bro. just stop with the random pulls and you'll have the spark
>>544215828won't be your club for much longer, flatliner.
ONLY 8K MORE CARATS UNTIL I'M AT SPARK AGAIN OH BOY
>>544215490Broye is based in france. Like Montjeu.Broye beat El Condor Pasa. Like Montjeu.Broye travelled to japan and joined the Japan Cup. Like Montjeu.Broye lost to Special Week. Like Montjeu.Now, is Broye an OC? Also, how would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?
>>544215828Fuck Dancho
>>544215386boy you missed out on that special week card at launch, that shit has been in every single one of my careers since i got it.
>suddenly random gore postslmao some jew or thirdier having a melt down again
>>544215828This is a good thing actually
>>544211137Didn't read but Curren is cute
Legends getting 800+ across the board is so funny like rainbow deck ass build
>>544215650>be 6th or complete and utter bustyou will regret this.
>>544216002The filenames are funny at least. Seems like an underage desperate for attention.
>>544215656Why do you care what a child thinks? Just ignore her.
>>544215991>that shit has been in every single one of my careers since i got it.anon "that shit" is worse than every other MLB SR speed except for pace chasers
>>544215828Why don't you remove the officer? kill all insurrection plans.
>>544216096>Seems like an underage desperate for attention.Thank you for repeating what I already said.
>>544215828Fuck you Danchode! Start the coup now!
>>544216090I will not regret anything, because that is not my ace, my ace will have redshift and sfv, plus all these things in the screenshot, I have no reason to use this
Did anyone pull a SSR with their free roll? I only got a Creek
>>544215991from extended use of Kitasan Black i get mildly annoyed when i get hint 1 on prof of curvature instead of hint 3Its a nice to have skill if you have points to spare but not cripplingFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck having to hinge your entire run on Gourmand or Cooldown for that matter
>>544215828are they boycotting your onlyfans?
>>544215828night of the long knives NOW
>>544216310doto
>>544213561starting in 10 minutes>need to post attention grabbing images again to fill the lobbies
>>544214931>>544215347So how do you grind the event? i will start right now, so help please.
I need more power...I think I should go 4spd1stam1pow
>>544216308I got El Condor te lo Pasa.
>>544216308I got Tickezo
Did they remove the infirmary RNG or something?I haven't needed to use it more than once for a while now.
>>544216376play the game nigga
>>544216376I just...play normallyYou can do mcqueen suicides if you want
>>544215354Gentildonna of the Beasts
>>544215142Spe could never look like this
>>544215513>>544215756what was it
Bwos... Hideo Kojima is in my CM lobby...
>>544216570dead body of a horse in various states of decay. Just typical shock value stuff.
>>544216118most umas in the game are long/medium pace chasers. its also good for late surgers too.
>>544215828not like this Mamchodes...
>>544215185if I get 1 spark, that's all I need, I'll use the SSR selector for Kitasan and the upgrade gem, which will get my kita to 3lb, which is usable. Currently I have to borrow her for 100% of runs, and that's annoying
>>544216547Mcqueen is the girl i want to roll the most, so i don't have them.>>544216519I really want to play, but my job and school are taking most of my time. I have to sacrifice sleep time to play.
>>544216673maya wouldn't say this
An uma that can only run sprints and longs, who did I just describe?
Do we like super creek here?
Meisho.....DOTO!
>>544215828>his club has "officers"a bit cringey, innit?
>>544216652>its also good for late surgers too.what? the only thing that makes her playable/necessary is gourmandare you talking about the 1 hint level for outer swell on like a 1/8 chance?
Wow...
I'm about 100k from the SSR card Event reward, do I have a shot?
>>544216783Doto.....RAPE!
>>544216673Umas don't even need a gun, a fast punch would be as good if not better
dotokeks are getting uppity...
>>544216782
>>544216915She's so clumsy, so much in fact, she would end up raping you instead on accident
>>544216782Yes
Shimaidon
>>544216782I love her
>>544216705Mambo danchode just changed officers and now this...
>>544213561happy birthday fellow TAABO appreciator
>>544216376ok here's how>select an uma (I used Grass Wonder because she's easy to train, has 20/10% speed/pwr growth)>if using Grass, maximum stamina inheritance you have in your native stable>use Sweepy, Winning Ticket, and power Daiwa Scarlet cards>Run a shit load of G1's to boost your rank, and try to consistently hit A rank at the endthat will get you 15-20k event points per run. And if you have the good luck to have good 3* parents, doing this might get you some nice results (on the very last run, Grass gave me a 3* speed spark on top of a 6* stamina inherit, so she's a 6*stam/3* spd, very cute.
>>544216815listen man when you're f2p the only MLBs you have are the event cards. a level 50 speed card with okay skills is a mandatory pick when all you get from the gacha are level 40 SR power/wit cards and a single copy of super creek. those late surger savvies + homestretch hastes + outer swells are lifesavers.
>>544217002I wish I were any of them
>team trials skip still isn't the game
>>544213561>>544213561>>544213561sprint race is starting NOW!
>>544213561happy birthday!
anyone got more blob Super Creeks?
>>544215386if that's your only reason for grinding the event, don't bother anon. The Power Daiwa Scarlet card is ass. >t.spend 50k support points to mlb it for event grinding
>>544216118I only have 1 MLB Speed SR (Eishin) tho
>>544217412Suzuka would demand pre-race kisses
>>544217489b-but Scarlet has Race Plannerisnt that the whole reason we bother with other crap like event Spe
>>544217002Imagine being a female trainer. The Uma is stronger, faster than you while also being better at being a female.
>>544217586Why couldn't she perform? What was distracting her?
>>544216978>Your trainee punching you in the gut when you don't do what she says>She holds you up by your collar while you wheeze and try to catch your breath>Angrily whispers in your ear blaming you for her losing her races and reprimanding you for making her look bad in public>Lets go of your collar>You immediately collapse to the ground in a heap, in pain and breathless>she spits on you and tells you to get up
>>544217431>11/18nyo...
>>544217650>also being better at being a female.there is no doubt in this, if you hear this Aoi then give me Meek already so I can train her properly
Why are there flatliners in my A+ club
YES RYAN SHOES COME TO DADDY
>>544217431>GIGABROCKED by the fucking NPCclassic
>150 carats and 1 free pull>the special timed missions is 500 carats and 3 trainee pullsis this a joke?
>>544217431>>544213561Race datahttps://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=cPqvU15aak
>>544217814the better question would be why is your club full of flatliners at A+?
>>544215929well if I'm honest I'm being greedy. My ultimate aim is to spark the all-uma banner in February, because I REALLY WANT F1 MARUZENSKY and because I don't have many umas in my stable, pic related. But it also really fucking sucks having 0lb kita, I can't use her, and have to borrow her every run. It's very limiting, I hate it. So I want to spark the Kitasan banner to bring my kita (with the SSR selector/upgrade gem) to 3lb (meaning I can actually borrow other cards now) and spark the all-uma banner.
>FINALLY get a decent enough parent>go back to doing Ace runs>not enough speed trainings, can't get any decent hints, no S turf or distancefuck, the Parent grind burnt me out so much I forgot that this was also miserablebut for some reason, it feels a lot more fun, I'm not quite sure why, maybe because I like my aces more, or maybe because it's not all 100% dependent on a single final roll
>>544217939
>>544217939Teio would do this
>>544217905>only person running an uma under 3 stars>2nd placeIm ok with this
Too dark
>>544217939why is the knob such a weird color
>>544217431Her raceHer sprintHer game>hit submit put captcha fucked upaiiieeMile in 5 minutes!
>544217939
Hey (You), take this.
>>544216106Fuck you I love Teio
>>544217431Holy BROCKED
>>544217604Oh. Well that's true. I don't know how well it would work, running the daiwa card on an ace run, but I guess that's how anons got their paces Gourmand, after all.
Thank you for the daily free pull cyGODS-sama
>>544217814what's this site called again? want to check out my new club
>>544217673sounds like my everyday with Orfevre
>king, daiwa have official swimsuit designs on event CGs and support cards>No swimsuit altsIt's not fair.
sex with tokai teio
>>544218065>18/18EOS delayed
>>544213561Happy birthday anon
>>544217814better question, Danchou:why haven't you kicked anons who flatlined for an entire fucking month? After two weeks of flatlining with no explanation my danchou does the needful and bonks.
>>544218286 that was a good fic tbdesu
>>544218320everyone's prob just putting in their CM umas so no one has sprint/dirt
>>544218413>why haven't you kicked anons who flatlined for an entire fucking month?To make you slip, if (You) flatline for a week thinking others can get away with it, too bad you're out.
>>544216376>train Maru, better yet SMaru if you have her>use welfare Spe and welfare daiwa card>use 0LB Sweep SSR and Ticket stam SSR if you have them, otherwise Sweep SR and Welfare ticket>borrow whatever you don't have / Kitasan if you don't have her>you now have between 75-130% event bonus>try to get A grade and do as much races as possible while maintaining A gradethat's 20k+ per run on an easy career, with cards that can easily clear (3 speed / 2 strength minimum)
My danchou is a softie, he is too weak to kick the 4 flatliner scum we've had the whole month, not to mention the shitters who still haven't met the 40m quotaHe would rather grind twice as hard to keep us A+ than kick these leeches
posting an off-topic image
>>544218467>spoilersLink me please
I did 50m so my dancho loves me.
>>544218470Your TT umas?
>>544213561mile is starting now
>>544218646Aiiiiieeeeeeee! Get this ningen out of my face!
>>544218627>welfare state clubWhat's the name? I wanna join and leech too.
>>544218687In one day that's crazy the most I did was 20
Yes...keep eating...
Can I get some uhhhh height accurate umas?
Seiun KWAB
>>544218719fucking hell
>rushed the entire race and fumbled to the back of the pack It's over
>>544218719>That fucking GIGANTIC WALL of UmasHoly shit the omega brockening.
>>544218719City you slept in again...
>>544218923All Umas are already height accurate, if you mean weird giantess Umas for cucks say you want weird giantess Umas for cucks.
>>544218646
>>544213561>>544218719https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=AyvCBoykTP
>>544218171If you love Teio so much, why don't you marry her?
>>544218947
>>544219093>if you mean weird giantess Umas for cucks say you want weird giantess Umas for cucksNo need to get offended anon
>>544218719>taishin didn't shadow againIt's CM3 all over again...
>>544218814mambo
/Uma/ Club (top 100) will have a few spots for those very active anons looking to join the rest of the S-list come November! As always, reply with ID and you’ll get your invite the morning of.>still using last month’s worn out old recruitment imageI’ve been busy. . .
>>544218171>>544219169
>>5442142721 wit
>>544218685 you gotta copy and ctrl-f-replace the pronouns because the author's a fag, but what can you expect out of that libtarded site alas https://archiveofourown.org/works/68934336/chapters/178589341
>>544219194describing something accurately doesn't mean I'm offended
>>544213561>Vodkayeah guess i gotta get a bottle of this shit to survive this day...Anyway!Medium in 5 minutes!
>>544218719But not last!
>>544219154>That one Hishi Amazon who managed to find the pin point zone to not get brocked>The other Hishi Amazon who unironically omega died and got passed by Haru Urara
>>544219002>>544219154
>>544219354How is it for cucks thenYou're clearly offended just from it being brought up
>20 members under 1m/daily>15 members under 750k/daily>10 members under 400k/daily>4 members under 100k/daily or straight 0>10 members straight up fl*tlining or fl*atline adjacentDUI more like I hope you DIE
>>544218501
why is everything blue
I want to get drunk and train umas
>>544219661why are umas being trained in CQC
>>544219486>how is being attracted to huge, domineering women for cucks?Yeah bwo you're right it's totally not cucked to want women to be larger and stronger than you, completely normal, noncucked male behaviour.
Post Trainer x Uma wife
>>544219647Because on /vg/ you aren't allowed to post porn. You have to go to the boards colored red for that
You now remember Aston Machan
>>544219284requirements?also are you aiming for S+ nowadays or just cruising in S?
>>544219801That's the team Fernando Alonso drives for, right?
>>544219661It would be fun to be tossed in the air while drunk though. Not so sure about getting slammed into the ground part
>>544219801
>>544219725You keep using the word cuck but I don't quite think you know what that word means.
>>544219558no thanks
>>544219661I want Gentildonna to kill me during training!
>>544219647Cuz blue is SEXY
>>544219801Aston Martin? What the fuck are you talking about anon
>>544219718To guarantee the sovereignty and safety of Tracen citizens
>>544219774
>>544219661I do this
>>544219801Vodka...Daiwa Scarlet...and...yeah that's about it.
>>544219801That's right
>>544219853aiming for S+
>cm4 team built>can't build cm5 yet because aoharu cup is about to releaseNow what? Parent farming?
>>544219801whats james bonds car got to do with this
>>544220071Fan farming for your club.
>>544220071yyyyep
I fucking love Cinderella grey but the timeline makes no fucking sense. If Oguri retired before Season 1 what the fuck is she doing hanging around the school for what, 6 more years? its a school to teach Umas how to race and she retired, and also basically should have graduated.
>>544219918A cuck gets dominated by another male that fucks his wife, you're getting dominated by a female. Calling you a cuck is a nicety if anything.
>free roll>get nothingthis game SUCKS
>>544220071Calling your mother and talking to her. Going out for a night on the town with your friends. Meeting a nice girl. Cooking a homemade dinner. Doing all your laundry and vacuuming. Take your pick
>>544219774>>544215571
>>544220165The same reason maruzensky, a grown ass adult, is still at the school grounds: don't think about it too much
>>544220165Tell that to Maruzensky who has been in that school for half a century.Still 17 btw.
Maru is the one Uma I see playing the Rocky theme during training thinking it's hip and cool
>>544220165She's a semi retired Star athlete that participates in fun races and does idol shit for Uma fans.
>free 10s start on the 6th>whales wanting to crush someone in cm4 via aoharu with MLB Riko/Rice have to give up tons of free rolls to MLB the cards for ace trainingdevillish
>>544220165Rudolf has been student council president forever. So don't think too hard about it.
>>544220165there is no unified continuity in umamusume. there has never been a unified continuity in umamusume. there will never be a unified continuity in umamusume. it is advised that you stop thinking about the possibility of a unified continuity as quickly as possible. there is no such thing as a timeline.
gyeh i wanted to do hakuraku for all the turboanon races but i have to go soon actually
petting Taishin must feel nice
openfaggs, how the Cm4 preparations going? I just started and the max I got is this refurbished suzuka
>>544220067danchoe... my other question... onegai
>>544218171you love kids
>>544220230It's not 2002 old man. You can't do any of those things without getting shot
>>544219368>Medium in 5>11 minutes agoI can't believe Dual Motors died on the way to the track
Goddamn, you will lose literally every race but not derby huh?
>>544220436The kick to the ribs afterwards won't!
>>544220332She can be 17 for me.
>>544219725>>544220181>Having sex with women taller and stronger than you is gayI accept your concession
>>544220516My cute wife luna-chan
>>544219801I'm working on her for the sprint finals
>Finally got two pace chasers with over 500 wit and Med S after 2 weeks.God it feels amazing knowing that at least one of them will proc Shooting and Red Shift.
>>544219368Seems like Turbo anon died.Anybody have any words they wish to share?
>>544220567worth it
>>544220332Her 52nd 17th birthday party is a little over 6 months away!
>>544220510Damn dude, your mom must really hate you
Is Marvelous posting dead?
>>54422006760m a month minimum and request shoes
>>544220516>>544220601I'm not taking care of Teio
>>544220320>>544220332>>544220384Maruzensky and Rudolf are clearing running the school, the director only showed up what, once in the anime/manga to deploy her private militia, but all the administrative shit is done by Rudolf and her staff. They for sure arent attending class and doing homework
>>544220436
>>544220745No one asked, faggot. Luna is my wife, which means Teio is my sweet lil daughter.
I don't like the new main menu design
>>544220592Yes anon when a weak 5 foot 1 woman has sex with a strong 6 foot 4 man she's actually the masculine individual and the man is the feminine individual.
>>544190590>>544183259>>544216692these are TOO BIG for me...m-my carrot
>start a non-ace run for the 3* ticket>instant turn 2 charmingWhat the fuck
>when you're blocked you're blocked
>>544219284holy your fl*tline situation is looking direwhat the hell happened
Has there been any word where the guaranteed 3-star/SSR banners are?
>>544219725learn the definition of cuck first, retard
>>544220796>the one ear turned and flopped down to rest directly on his headHeartbreakingly kino
>>544219553Dia a cute
>entered the wrong taishin>came 16th oopsi need to delete some of these
>>544219853>requirementswe use a two-fold dynamic minimum - the bottom 90 club’s average and a 20-day average. If you can do what the the average bottom 90 club member is doing comfortably you should be golden>S or S+the other poster is wrong I’m afraid. We’re leaving everything as far as requirements on “minimum S-rank”. Are we going for S+ this month for fun? Yeah a bunch of us are. Is that the new standard for all members going forward? Absolutely not. Cruising S.
>>544220704>>544220436CM3 is over. you can stop pretending to like taishin now.
>>544220909stop getting so bent up over nothing faggot
>>544221126I liked Taishin even before that
>>544220909You a big fan of sucking cock anon?
>>544221126You think my Taishin Fan Club title is for jokes?
>>544219801Her, Matikanetannhauser and Kita are my 'must pull' umas
>free pulls on the Doto bannerIs there a reason not to do it?
>>544221116>Super cute>Hair as silk>Huge tits>Super Strong>Super GentleWife
>>544221268You might get Doto's fat tits on your account
>>544221268What free pulls?
>>544213561guh sorry im like multitasking 3 things at once thats why everything is delayedlong starting now
>>544221287literally NETORARE material
>>544220956TM Opera O at the Arima Kinen in 2000
>>544221268>>544221332I want Doto's fat tits all over my account. Everywhere.
>>544219368https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=Ippzdq481vhe made it back
>>544220909I'm beginning to think that you actually have a height complex and got bullied by women taller than you. Are the male version of Narita Taishin?
>>544221349>Didn't proc maestro>Died>17thThat's a really bad sign for my group B finals dream
>>544221183How am I bent up? Calling a spade a spade doesn't mean I'm angry, nothing wrong with being a cuck and I'm not angry at you because you're a cuck, it's just not for me.
>>544221457>t. faggot seamonkey
>>544221457I get that English is your second language anon but you're really proving your race's stereotypes right now
>>544221452No I was always the tallest or 2nd tallest person in my classes when I was a kid, excluding the teachers of course.>>544221614Sounds like you're angry and in denial anon, talk to a therapist
>>544221349don't mind me just taking my daughters for a walk
>>544221452>Taishin He's irl Tamano Cross
someone post the simpsons pic with the monkeysthats whats happening right now
One of these Teios is not like the others.
UMAPYOI>>544219801Fine, I'm going to read up and masturbate to this horse
>18:35 in Mexico>Pic related>Constant usage of the word "cuck">Retards arguing about small or tall woman
Is Taishit even good in CM5?
holy shit what a fucking MOGGING from that taishin
>>544221843That Teio in the middle left looks like it's dying
>>544221880>Is Taishit even goodno
>>544221883I took a sip of my drink and all of a sudden a taishin was 2 lengths in front of my McQueen. Little guy teleported.
>>544213561The End Closer game is still too strong>my daiwa procs cooldown and BoFA 4 seconds into the racegoddamn itdirt mile now
>>544221692>No I was always the tallest or 2nd tallest person in my classes when I was a kid, excluding the teachers of course.Can you actually back up your claim
>>544221963God, not another fucking broken leg.
>>544221992Okay is she "Good" in CM5?
AWOOGA
>70 rolls trying to get Doto so far>Summer Spe>Summer Maruzensky>Wedding Mayano Top Gun>Seiun SkyI want doto...
AND THE SMART FALCONS ARE AWAY
>dirty s.maru
>>544220909
>>544210523Is it possible to get 40% off a gold and its derivative skill or can you only get the full discount on one of the 2?
What Uma should I build to kill Ryan?
>>544221963good
>>544220573>>544221237>>544222124>>544217207>>544217002>>544216782>>544217168
>>544222034Back up my claim how exactly? You want me to post my school pictures and somehow prove that I'm the 2nd tallest/tallest kid in them? How am I supposed to do that?
>/Uma/ yapping again
>>544222124>What if hyper zoomer gyaru but she also has disgusting sex appealW-WHAT IS THIS POWAAAAAAAAAAAA!?>>544222216>A crunch so powerful that it creates LIGHTThat bit alone is insane, let alone the rest.
>>544221860every time
>>544222195End Closer Debuffer to ensure she gets hit.
>>544222124is Helios that stacked?
So I basically didnt have time playing this "seriously" when it came out and I dont have any of the legnds trophies. do those ever come around again or am I just shit out of luck for those?
>shoulder to shoulder finishcinema
>>544210052Look at them marus
>>544221116>bottom 90 club's averageyou mean the club currently at 90 which has like 54m daily so 1,8m as a player?20-day average as in hitting said average until then?I'm good with cruising at S or trying harder to get S+Only caveat for me is I only started playing mid september so my all-time fan count is fairly low (50m) but I wouldn't mind doing the same thing you offered to the transcend poster and do X million in the first / first 3 daysand then keeping a club appropriate average afterwards and also commit to no lifing for S+ on the last days of the month if it's achievable
>>544222216
>>544222032Oops I uploaded the wrong race data and mistook it for the right one because Taishin also won that oneP O T E N T I A Lhttps://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=CrPdnctR6K
Focusing on leveling facilities has opened my eyes to training, the flowchart is there, I can now easily make A+ strong umas that can compete in CMNow I just have to luckshit my inspirations for medium S and I am good
>>544222034he would reveal his 3rd world brown skin
>>544222316Yes I just want to see how /uma/ looks like you will represent everyone here
>>544212879They have 2 completely different designs, if Pay The Butler got added to the game she wouldnt even have the same personality as Obey Your Master. Neither would Soccer Boy, Tony Bin or any of the other foreigners who came to race to Japan.
>>544222032The Oi Overlord strikes again!Sorry for these bad races, I can now give full attention to the second set of races that I'll host right now.Give me a few minutes to set these up!
>>544222102I don't think spurt works in CM5 so it's another bad CM for her.
>>544218502I would probone Opera while Doto hold her hands
>>544222267
Isn't biwa cheating with her giant head
>>544222620it works, but it's delayed, so Late Surgers are going to have an advantage if they get lucky.
Doto is only good for fucking her fat cow tits.
>>544222620It will work but you lose 83m
Diglett-dig-diglett-dig-trio-trio-trio!
>>544222216https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOt2qxWtBv0
>>544213370Also the horse himself is very funny and memorable.
>>544222504I stumbled into that strat recently too and it is superior to friend maxxxing. I think the missing piece was focusing on 2 facilities (+wit to stall). I'll still take a 4 stack on any facility.
>>544222489>encroaching shadow procs releasing all the potential
>>544222794Please do not crush Grand's cute head...
>>544221843NOOOO
>>544222604Gotta head out so last hakuraku from mehttps://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=RmddUikOSZ
so Neicha and Riko/Rice will be in the scam? Bros....I'm gonna scam.
>>544222791>>544222760Is it even worth building her with delayed spurt though? How big of a deal is 83m?
>>544222913lol noneicha is soon, then riko/rice on the next banner
38448570 CM4
>>544222489Taishin's maximum potential unlock is cool and all but can we talk about how fucking funny it is to see every Gold Ship be outraced so hard they fall out of the map but then once Anchor Procs they're suddenly smacked right dab into Late almost Pace Territory? What a fucking stupid ass unique.
When are they going to add the rank 8 personal stories?
>>544212592NYOOOOOOO
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOWW I GOT 2 SSR AND 3 SR IN MY FREE 10-PULL WOWIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MINNA LOOK LOOK UMACHANDACCHIS LOOK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>544222913enjoy your guts card/air shakur/gold ship/gold city
>>544223126
>>544223126Me on the right and /uma/ on the left
>>544223090When you jerk off
>>544223090>level 8: engagement>level 9: marriage>level 10: family with childrencygames is not ready for so much kino
>>544223065I think the distance scale is always constant, so longs make it kinda funky given the racers spread out much more.
>>544223003If you can build a winning Taishin, then you can build a winning Vodka/Ryan/Grass a bit easier, so it only makes sense to go for Taishin if you like her.
Look at this cute oguri
>>544222434You don’t have to no-life at all if you start at the beginning of the month anon. Bottom 90-100 is doing about 2.1 per day currently. The transcend poster just offered to do that extra because he was starting late and had so few fans.Will definitely be nice if you can gain some extra the last 24 to 48 hours, as that’s when other top clubs go nuts and club rank can drop dramatically. we can teach you how to get 900k+ per 25 min run so you might actually just explode in fan gain if you have the time anyway and blast away the minimum like most in the club, which might give us a shot at S+
>>544223090at least post the webm
Finna make this boy cry
>>544213561The second set of birthday races is upon us now!This time all moods will be scrambled!So enjoy the chaos and the awful mood!Sprint>65529605Mile>47233547Medium>61567737Long>67144191Dirt>35766453
>>544223362stoppostingcute gentle!at least when its from THAT artist, it's always too adorable...
>>544223126Your casual friend who plays once a week vs your pulls
>random "Maruzensky's mood drops like a rock!" event 6 times in one runWhy
>>544223545Sexy Nature
>>544223467menopause
>>544223398I FUCKING HATE THAT GURO ARTIST THAT RUINED AN ENTIRE DECADE OF POTENTIAL UMA PORN, WE WOULD HAVE HAD SO MUCH BY NOWFUCK THAT GUY TO HELL GURO ISNT EVEN A FETISH ITS VEILED SEVERE MENTAL ILLNESS THAT NO WEB SERVICE SHOULD HAVE ALLOWED FROM THE GET-GO
why people say that SUPERCREEK is a MOTHER when she doesn't even have babbies
>>544223441AIIIEE I FORGOT MY ATTENTION GRABBING IMAGE
>>544223632but she's 17!!!
>>544223443>stop posting cute gentil!No, I don't think I will.
>>544223051Goldshi gameCM4 26517223
>>544212524it a play on the actual horse name. Pay the butler to make them Obey your master
>>544223641the idea is to make her a mother anonimagine how big her tits would be post-pregnancy
>>544213569Unfathomably based rudolf schizo artist
>>544223739NYOOOOOOOOO STOOOOOOOOOOP I CANT TAKE THIS MUCH LONGERAAAAAAA
>>544223637we get rid of so much ntr shit so I'm fine with that
>skip the japan cup>mfw I become danchou's personal bottom 90
>>544223609
>>544211098>he didn't finish the eventNope I just hit 190k today>he didn't use all his borrowsI only do 1 run per day and use my own horse>he didn't hit retentionI'm Retentive to Class 5 or 4>he doesn't have a triple plat crownI don't know what that is>he didn't pull for Doto160 in and no Doto>he won't pull for FurasshuI don't know who that is>he will rationalize spending 15k carats on the Riko banner just because cyjews threw him a boneI have 0 carats
>>544223637Gore Screaming Show has a 30% discount on jast right now bwo go check it out
>>544223902hoarse ears? but ears hear, they dont speak!
>>544223660out of 100
>>544223441Probably not going to be able to watch these live. Thanks for organizing these each week and have a great birthday!
>>544223779>Pay the butler to make them Obey your masterIs that a song lyric, or a phrase, or something?
>>544223637Take your meds Pokke
>>544223637I searched the incident and some sources say the guy wasn’t even an umashiko fan but an uma anti who made a throwaway account just to piss off the owner. >>544223961Also this.
>>544211098I did.I did.I did.I don't...I did.I won't.I will.
>>544223637I hate Guro too but I feel like I'm missing context here
>>544224036Is it a nice edgy read or you're just being evil?>>544223126Unfortunately, me on the right.
>>544224092>Obey your masterIt's a lyric from a Metallica song.
what doi already got charming
>>544224000fucking christ the studio change was not a smart idea what the hell is this shit? it looks so solid and flat that it could be mistaken for a terminator or some shit>B-B-BUT ITS SEXY ITS A TUMMY LOOKa terrible looking one, sure, and I say this as a fan of cute nature. it's an objectively badly drawn tummy, simple as.
>>544224257winning
>>544223902
>>544223441starting in 10 minutes!
Who are we scouting bros
>>544224257health
>>544224363>mcqueen >special needs Take your pick
>>544224363Spe
>>544224363spechud
>>544224363Rudolf
>>544224293thank you anon
>>544224363spe-chud
>>544224363It's always spechud
>>544224346>that 2nd panelaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa my heart holy shit fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>544224363Rudolf>Censoring the paid caratsYou bought the starter pack like I did just now didn't you?
>>544224224The entire reason Cygames went scorched earth on all uma musume porn is an edgelord Guro artist sending the owners of El Condor Pasa guro porn of her (really bad shit)the owners of El Condor Pasa REALLY loved that horse (and before that happened liked the idea of Uma Musume) and were freaked the fuck out and went to cygames and they didn't take it lightly>>544224210What this anon reports is also said by many as well, but it's no shock guro artists are naturally antis/psychos
>>544224224As of far as I can see some random guy sarcastically suggested to seiun sky/nishino flower owner that guro art was ok(owner was originally ok with porn). People say the owner was dmed guroshit directly but there’s no source for this.
>>544223765Oguri Cap (as in peak) takes the goldHaving a solo front maruzen is probably not a good ideaCM4 36832134
>>544223637https://en.namu.wiki/w/%EC%9A%B0%EB%A7%88%EB%AC%B4%EC%8A%A4%EB%A9%94%20%ED%94%84%EB%A6%AC%ED%8B%B0%20%EB%8D%94%EB%B9%84/%EB%85%BC%EB%9E%80%20%EB%B0%8F%20%EC%82%AC%EA%B1%B4%20%EC%82%AC%EA%B3%A0#s-5.2Well, supposedly it wasn't a guro artist, just a troll on a burner twitter account that said "If everything is OK, then guro is okay too, right?" No actual guro art was made or sent to the owner.
>>544224237>Is it a nice edgy read or you're just being evil?Yes and yes, but that kind of content is exclusive to bad ends so you should be fine if you follow a guide.
FUCK
>>544224554post the horse stat too
>>544223641Because she has all of the traits a good mom needs.>kind>patient>great at housework>attentive>great with kids>calm, gentle voice>can be stern when she needs to be>great at telling bedtime stories>affectionate
>>544224248Yeah, but is "Pay the Butler" a metallica song?
Tell me about Marvelous. Why is she so stacked? Was the real horse like that (somehow)?
>>544224651What the fuck is a horse you fucking retard
>>544224521>El Condor PasaI’m not going to lie this rumour has either gone through a long telephone line or it’s been made up. I keep hearing it’s seiun sky or nishino flower or whatever. Either way the rule would’ve probably been made either way since some japs love ntrshit and grotesque proportions.
>>544224407Isn't health a sidegrade since raising your max stamina also raises your failure % for trainings?
We're trying to work on strength.
>>544224767a term for uma but derogatory i made the fuck up
>>544224000
>>544224642Get hag’d
Train your facial muscles to be more expressive!
>>544223441i see turbo is not attention grabbing enough for you guys gotta pull out the big guns
>>544224363Suzuka
I got raped by Gentildonna, but no one at Tracen believes me...
>>544210052DO BETTER CYGENEROUSWE SHOULD HAVE 100 FREE UMA PULLS AND 100 FREE SUPPORT CARD PULLS ON ANNIVERSARY
My kitasan looks weird guys
>>544224894It can remove all negative effects and has the lowest bad outcome. I still wouldn't take it over the others.
Hishi Amazon has the highest mom power level in the game
>>544225069naruhodo
>>544224521it was seiun sky, and nishiyama is still friendly to umamusume.
>>544224894>raising your max energy also raises your failure % for trainings?I really, REALLY hate how it works like that.That feels extremely stupid.
>>544225187How so?
>>544225142But really what's with the ribbons
>>544224894>raises your failure % for trainingsis that really how it works
>>544225147Okay but this isn't Uma's fucking anniversary Anon.
>>544225142My hand got raped.
>>544224670I have a particular taste
>>544225147It's called HALF anniversary
>>544224554Oguri Cap (as in peak) takes the gold againThank you for competing against my girlsCya later
>>544225341nyes
>>544225302She's litterally the dorm mom while fuji is the dad
>>544225341Yeah, 50 energy with your base energy bar will have 0%~ failure chance on spd training, but after a bunch of max energy events you'll see it will have a failure chance
>>544225147We're getting ten times the pulls nips got in this event
WERE SO FUCKING BACK
>>544225216Now thats a good blowjob!
>suddenly gentildonna posting
>>544225424Posts that include this image are completely untrustworthy
>>544223441Eh, whatever!Sprint race is starting now!
TAZUNA! It's been 10 hours! I have no more RP/daily races/legend races! Hurry up with the scam shop!!! You are impeding my MANT stockpiling!!!
>>544225651
>>544225216I hope Bourbon spooks me some day, she is very cute.
>>544225651Wrong.
>>544225573>can just slightly see the shadow outline of her thighs and butt Culture
>>544225573My cute ningen wife
>>544211329>>544210336they will send you to Epsatono island bro..
>>544225543Either provide more context or don't post shit like this since everyone will ignore you
>>544225651I know and so does everyone else, the current gaslight is posting true info with this image to make people think it's misinformation
>>544225152
>>544223362my cards are kinda bad so my fanruns currently max out at 800k, but I am also saving 1 spark for Riko banner and 2 sparks for Kitasan banner so it's all up from hereI currently average 1,2-1,5m on my 3 parent runs so that and 1-2 fan runs a day should get me at a comfy average of 2,5m plus whatever I'd do extra on the first/last days of the monthBeen demotivated to do that in my current club since half of them are kinda phoning it in but I'll probably still start grinding so we can secure A. If you'd consider me I'd offer to do 15m in the first 3 days to show that I'm serious about it.
"""""half anniversary""">it's only been 4 months
>>544225649
>>544225838sped-up
>>544225721>>544225424>>544225820We need a Tamamo image that's completely trustworthy to counter this wicked Oguri image and the lies it spreads.
>trying to recruit an anon but now everyone is posting cute gentildonnas and comicsyou guys are too much
>>544225543>>544225782>He doesn't knowKWAB
>>544225690What do you need from this shop for MANT?
>>544225838>GEE UMA MUSUME HOW COME CYGAYMES GIVES YOU 2 ANNIS IN A SINGLE YEAR
>>544225918>recruiting one week before month ends
>>544223441>5 top spots>only 2 umasWe wont see diverse sprint races until we get a sprint CM will we?Mile starting up next!
>>544225908Would Tamamo really be trustworthy??
>>544226035I want to deepthroat nice nature’s ears
>>544225649Would you prefer someone else?
Japan time is faster, cause of like, the metric system or something
>>544224363TEIO
>>544225995clock, alot of them
>>544225780Yes, and?
>>544222504>>544222836Enlighten me. Facility level up is +1 to stat. Is it that big of a game changer?
Hey wait a second!What did JP get for the full anniversary?Do you think we'll get even more like we did the half-anni?
>>544225908Here is your trustworthy Tama bwo
>>544226117This woman is too cute, it's artist too powerful.>>544226119Is that why America is behind everyone else?
How do I win CM with my Umas?
>>544225918Its tough isn't it?
>>544225837You sound confident in your abilities anon, you should be good to join. What’s your id? I’ll save it and send you an invite come the first (a fee minutes after reset)
>>544226072>>544226248i don't trust the poor
>>544226297You can start by not posting mihomo garbage.
>>544226248I don't need a loan right now
>image limitAIIIIEEEEEEE
>>544226117Yes>image limitFUCK
>>544226072Yes, she's the type who would never lead somebody astray.
>mihomo bourbon
>image board>can't post imagesI hate this
>image limit>its_tamamover.png
>>544226523>>544226523>>544226523>thread.jpg
>>544226542delete
>>544221268only if you believe the lies that you can save the free pulls and use them on another uma banner (you can't)I pulled, and got another Haru. One star piece closer to 3*'ing her!
>>544230768What free pulls I dont see any
