Previous: >>544210052>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Meisho Doto (3*), Summer Maruzensky (Alt 3*), Summer Special Week (Alt 3*), Special Week (SSR), Tokai Teio (SSR), Sweep Tosho (SSR), Winning Ticket (SSR)10/14 - Summer Story event10/26 - Half Anniversary Part 110/30 - Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)10/30 - LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Dantsu Flame (3*), Jungle Pocket (3* Rerun)>New Uma: Red Desire (VA: Sekine Hitomi)Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
post trustworthy umas
first for my wife
holy shit that matikane finish coming out of nowhere and just making her way through the midfield pushing everyone asidepure KINOmedium up next!
>marked
>captcha being slow as fuck againKILL EVERY SINGLE INDO TARD KILL EVERY SINGLE MOSAD AGENTKILL EVERY SINGLE THIRDIE
Gentle sex
how the fuck was this a gold inspiration
I don’t care for porn, if it means no NTR or other degenerate genres like shota, guro, etc. then good riddance
Reminder that Mambo Club accepts everyone. If your Danchou kicks you for flatlining in the next couple of days you are more than welcome to join Mambo.
>>544226523
Why does this GARBAGE Captcha keep FAILING now.
violent trainer rape
>>544226735
Bedtime for me. I hope you liked all the Gentildonna images I posted in the last thread.
>>544225995You need a HYSTERICAL amount of alarm clocks for MANT.You're doing 40++ races PER CAREER for MANT, and they allow clocks to work on optional races. You're doing 60% of your races in an awful mood since you're torturing your Uma with chain races so you WILL lose some, you NEED clocksMost people sitting on 200~ are in for a very rude awakening when MANT rolls around, I'd BARE MINIMUM suggest to get to 500
>>544226752actually based statement
>diamon waifu faggots are hyper normalfags that dont belong hereadds up
>>544226752We get a lot of romantic fanart instead which is nice
>>544226837Rice wouldn't say this
TEIO YOU FUCK YOU DIDNT TRIGGER RACE PLANNER YOU MORON YOU BOZO YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON YOU IDIOT SANDWICH
>>544226683
When do we get married
I've been waiting for this faggot anon to swap to his Rudolf so I can get it for myself and he never did it, even after promising he would
>>544226752What about works featuring 2nd hand birth?
>>544226683>The uma who purposely lied and got herself stranded on an island just to be with her trainer>trustworthy
>>544226752so fvcking zased
>tranny meltyoops
What cards do you guys use for pace chasers on Leo? I want Doto to have good stats but I don't anywhere close to 1200 on speed or stamina.
Would
>>544226881Umasumi, Gentle-bro! Thanks for the posting, it was fun!
Digitan LOVE
>>544227054Anon's doxxing out of anger...
>>544226752This. It gets rid of filth while giving us the sweet stuff(marriage, getting raped by your aibas)
Just because my waifu oshi is NTR, doesn't mean I am into that degenerate shit. If anything I am pretty vanilla myself, I'd like to marry, have kids, and only sex my wife with love
>>544226714holy fucking shit the captcha is total ass right nowwhat a miserable time to post
FLASH SOON!!
>>544227054Maybe if Cyniggers were not complete Jews and gave more than 100CP per day he would bother swapping. At this point having a good parent as your borrow is just fucking yourself over
>>544227165I don't have a single ace so don't ask me
>>544227165get welfare brian, do 4 speed + 2 stamina and get power sparks
>>544226349thanks it's 736962143878sorry for the late response I got stuck on captcha brickingalso god bless Donna posting
>>544227054his sky is better tho
>>544227187
I'm only at 140k points in the event. You need 400k for the last support card.The card sucks anyway right?
what's the spark?no idea how she won triple by triple crowns lmao
>>544227054uh oh melty...>>544227201its a shit club so whatever
Is 4chins fucking up again
TAISHIN LOVE!
>>544227435mmm 2* power
>>544227054Fuckin faggot doxxed my clubfriend
>>544227447We're being attacked, retard
>>544226714its still a end closer game, you cant win the long races as a front or pacer ... next up dirt!
>>544227367reading comprehension is not your strength, huh dumb nigger
>>544227054I had a panic attack last time he swapped, do NOT ever swap againthis man has single-handedly fueled THOUSANDS of aces in this general
>>544227187>>544227380Digital would be very self conscious if I told her she was my oshi...
>>544227054why do you want the rudolf so bad? there's a bunch of similar umas in the db
>>544227054>nooooo I need access to some guy's uma forever! My needs are more important than him putting up an objectively much better uma for more people!
>>544227447Gomenasai. Feds are backing up the site again, prease wait warmly.
>>544227447blame the vtuber indoshartswhenever captcha are dying it's 99% their fault because they're spaming a metric shit ton of posts that overload the system>>544227584calm down melty
>>544227640this but unironically
I was hoping there would be a bigger gap between Leo and Virgo due to the half-anniversary celebration.
>>544227535worse, I'm afraid
What different things would Super Creek plush doll say when you'd squeeze her?
>>544227447Yes.>>544227563By fucking who???
Special PitsAlso rip, another card I won't be able to max because I don't have time to do this many careers when one takes like 30-40 minutes. Have to wake up to work in like 5 hours and then I'll be back home like 3-4 hours before event end. No time to get 200k points.Will there ever be possibility to get those event cards again?
>>544227696I think children should stop liking villains
>>544227582Watch me do it in Libra Cup in December anon
>>544227802>VA: azumi WAKI
>>544227696Holy shit she's shooting rainbows out of her mouth
for me it's this
Spe hate.
>>544226714>B+ Urara in 4th>NPC Uma in 5thman ...dirt races are so unpredictable
>>544227780Not only insanely powerful, but also SUPER SMART!
>>544227361Got it saved anon. See you then!
>>544227779no...
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt that can't fit into her bloomerssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
>>544227054Extremely based, post the ID too, if you are going to doxx this nigga, do it right.
FUCK TEIO
>>544227696I thought Japan wasn't corrupted by fag propaganda, what's with the rainbow?
>/uma/ is pretending to like taishin again
>>544227938her daughters turned out to be slutsshe's a bad mom
normal mcqueen or anime mcqueen?
>>544227970MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE RANDOM MOOD IS THE DEVIL.
>>544228040who are her daughters?
Gentildonna is erotic...
>>544228034don't cut yoruself on that edge you cringe reddit melty
>>544228023what is with your obsession with the general burning down
>>544226714>>544227970And that's it for the Turbotastic Birthday Derby from my end.Thank you everyone for joining today even though it was a bit messy...Have a good half anniversary, see you soon!
>>544226752It feels weird knowing I share the same fetish of the creatores of this franchise (bellies).
>>544228036all me
Would you scold her?
>>544227783Something something Goo-Goo Babies
>>544228082anime maku is objectively one of the worst umas in the game
>>544228110Cesario and Buena Vista.
>>544227696kek what a HERO
real melty hour(cant be sea because its fucking morning and i am on my way to work)
>>544228152seethe homo
>>544228248whoa.................
>>544227225rape is bad
>>544228040Is there even an uma who WASN'T a slut?
>>544227201>>544227545>>544228023I don't get this whole doxxing memeIt's kind of a virtue not namedropping constantly so there isn't random infighting but specifically that guy is well known for his parent anywayIt makes sense to do it for CM Rooms so there isn't random>oh I cant believe X lost to THISspam but come on fellas
can we just go back to farting horses?
Look at this idiot haha
>>544228241>>544228036forgot my pic :(
gg on all the races, was a nice way to wait for my tp to regen. I might try to steal the birthday races thing for my birthday next month
>>544228280>throwback gaslightyou idiots actually listen to these sloptubers.
indotard throwing shade again I see
>>544228376curren
>>544228376Urara.....
>>544228203she's a PLUS sized model in the BIG gold city
What is the songs that plays during the farming minigame and clubs?
If Aoharu/Unity will come in time for the finals, building a debuffer is just silly at this point no?
>>544227696
>>544228450After wasting 150 rolls on her I'm gonna beat her up. I should have stopped but I lost control...
i namedrop myselfim yeppers
>>544228437it creates ecelebs and puts out names for schizo boogeymen to latch onto, both of which are are the slow cancer killing a lot of generals. tell me this isn't your first gacha general without telling me it's your first gacha general.
>>544227970So this is why Fart Smellcon chose to race dirts.
>>544228438Or what?
>>544228450carat stealing whore...
>>544228569Rice suffering is cute!
>>544228615Hello, Yeppers! I'm Noppers!
>>544228569I want to creampie Rice...
>>544228679or nothing, it was just a request
>>544226889I only have 50...
>>544228437Half of that girls life is Uma musume, she literally looks like Seiun Sky so you basically just slapped a personal photo of her but animated. I hope the janitorial staff deals with you promptly.
>>544228794Fuck you then.
>>544228473Bouquetd’or, yes
>>544228646>tell me this isn't your first gacha general without telling me it's your first gacha general.you're saying this like it's a bad thing, but yes I agree, same shit happens everywhere, especially /vg/ and /vt/ are really badcoincidentally I can't remember the last time I saw actual tripfaggotry
>mcdonalds is LE STRONGEST STAYER>goomblers think he's too strong and it's boring>rice HERO defeats mcdonalds>goomblers get mad races are exciting again
>>544228187>what is with your obsession with the general burning downI don't believe we know each other, you speak as if you know who I am, or what my motives are. Are you sure it is not you the one being obsessed with me?Anyway, this whole situation is amusing, I just want to be further entertained.
>>544228961My pillows wives
>>544228925you'll be fine.me on the other hand..
>>544227054Shamefur dispray
>>544228567Yes because they will have stats enough to not even care about any debuffs
>>544227054that he even agreed to swap his uma at certain times of day was a crazy commitment to begin with, just give it up- you missed your chance at whatever side project you were working on.
>>544228948uhhh...?I don't believe in the existence of girls in this general, sorry
>>544227970How the hell did that haru do that well? She even had awful mood
>>544229141anon no taishin does not have down's syndrome
>>544229029crowds of people and degenerate gamblers are generally not known for being reasonable
>>544228961I love shortstacks
All my homies hate Seiun Sky
>/uma/ suddenly pretends to like taishinI know it's just 1-2 fags avatar fagging but hey
wao this is new
>the retention line just breached 500k
>>544228569I'm like this
>>544229380hope you're ready for the NOOMBER sky rocket once aounity cup is out
>>544229029that's just people in anything>ugggh boring, same le bad, needs change>WTFFFFF WHY CHANGE THIS SHIT SUCKS people are retarded
>>544229370Taishin is gorgeous so are bakushin, halo and gold city
HELP>>544228527
>>544229379>10k and 15kwasn't it 100k or something before??
>why not prostitute yourselftrainer (you) is awful
>>544229380You made me look
>>544229534you don't understand Danchode will make me an example if i don't get the fans up....
>>544229534why cant you zoomer think of shit normally? everything is about "abuse/rape this" and "prostitute yourself for some evil white mal" that
>>544228376My daughter.
>>544229370>pretends
>>544229534umas are idols and idols are sluts in the first placethat's why trainers should avoid having relationships with uma musumes
>>544229667*rapes you*
I HATE HAVING TO RUN THIS WINNING TICKET EVENT POINTS CARD THAT DRAINS 30 FUCKING ENERGY FROM ME AT THE END OF HER EVENT LINE
Do umas get confused when trainers start panicking at the start of the month because their "danchou" is out to get them
How DARE this EVIL creature try to win a race
>>544228450https://youtu.be/clcBXL-dAsQ?si=BgiXuphlScIALWSX she's pretty expensive per night
>rushed into no maestro proczamn
>>544230028Do dogs get confused because their owner panicks?
>>544229965
>bring 5 speed cards>they constantly hang out on guts anyway
>>544229667every woman that puts herself on the internet is objectified and most of them succumb to the attention and will do anything to keep the flow of attention goingthey will eventually prostitute themselves we gaslight women to think this is "empowerment" but it is just rule by addiction, not different from what the brits did to the qing with opium
>>544230161
>>544230034is rice the luohan of uma
>>544229347i'm not your homie pal
>>544229798>t. Aoi
>>544229518always been 5k, 10k, 15k, if it was 100k i wouldn't buy a single one, at that point sell 50 shards
The scam banner isn't out yet?
>>544228376Urara died a virgin
>>544230383
>>544227050Someday
>>544227054lol this nigga is a jannyain't no way cuh :skull:
>>544229141>invading my house and preparing dinnerFucking bitch
>>544226889
>>544230562What's new then, the line?>>544230638>Continued doxxingBased.
>>544229495tried to find it here but really couldn't find those exact ones, sorry bwo, hopefully someone helps youhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZGtjAl-fznrHM5bwcyp3CNFL4vmncymq
>>544228376Funnily enough, Gold City
>>544230631Holy wife material
>>544228126
>>544230423Chiyo doesn't look very smart
What's the next Fake Meta Uma we will gaslight people to roll for. Something like Taishin.
>>544230638>ain't no way cuh :skull:
>>544230849everything after xmas oguri until like year 2
>>544230631lovely
>>544230849you're kimi no aiba ga
>>544230797
>>544230849Dober, then Valentine Bourbon
>>544230631stop playing with my heart
>>544230423>>544230824Chiyo looks super cute
>>544230849Agnes Digital
Special Wife. Goodnight anons
>>544230740oh, the red teio shard, i could be wrong or extremely unlucky but the only star shards in the daily shop were from release umas, not sure what umas got updated to get shards from there
Would Eishin Flash tell me to buy the star pieces from the daily shop to round up my uma's star pieces to multiples of 5?
>>544231173If she's a REAL one it would have to be multiplies of 2, 4 or 8, not 5.>t. german
>still can't automate this shitnice game umatards
>>544231173Best to avoid contact with Flash in any way
>>544231372that's next event
>>544231115Special WifeSpecial Daughterwives
>>544230849Cafe so you can win Pisces CM
>>544231351
>>544231519it's fine, she has no boobs to grope
When will Daiwa get her classic outfit from 2004?
I don't want Sunday to end
>free pull>narita brianwell i certainly wasnt expecting that
>>544231613by me
>>544231562
>>544229667
>>544231613>This fatty beat Symboli Kris SWhat's her secret?
>>544230745Thanks for trying
I cannot get my medium runners (Mayano and Golshi) to capped speed. What the fuck. Do I need to try inheriting speed? Give the middle finger to getting orange bonds by classic summer and only choose 2 facilities +wit to ever click? It is just not working. Deck is pic related, and I have a native 9* stamina, 2 9* powers, a 9* speed, and three or four 8* power umas in my stable. My uma collection is much, much stronger than it used to be, but my training results seems to be worse. I don't have a single viable Medium-distance uma.
>>544231670Get ready for hard mode
>>544230347I still cannot hate women for simps overvaluing them. It's frustrating when retards try to justify subhuman behavior by comparing women in slutty clothes to meat and likening themselves to dogs. It's cringe, it tells on them that they're dumber than animals and deserve to be treated as such.
>>544231613Get in the pool you fat fuck
>>544227361>>544228006Are all the Gentifags in that club? Might consider moving even if I'm fine in my current club.
>Stabs you
>>544231613Fuck fatties, I hate them
>>544231670Another brianfag!
>>544231670I haven't even gotten a single 2* from the free rolls last time lmao
>>544231462E-eishin Flash would never..
>>544231790
>>544229370Her racing outfit is hideous and she looks much better in plainer clothing.
>>544231830my training attempts look like this most of the time
>Fenomeno>McQueen>Just A Way (Soon™)Why does Gold Ship get so many yuribait pairings?
>>544231886Owwie
>>544232017cute
Convince me not to blow 1500 carats on the support banner just to stave off boredom for 10 seconds.
>>544232282do it and post results
>>544232203She would never stab Doto don't worry
>go to /akg/>hurf durf operators raping you doctah>go to /alg/>hurf durf ships are raping you shikicunt>go to /gfg/>hurf durf t-dolls are raping you shikicunt>go to /nikg/>hurf durf nikke are raping you shikicunt>go to /lcg/>hurf durf metaphysical books are raping you dante>go to /bag/>hurf durf the students are raping you sensei>go to /fgog/>hurf durf the servants are raping you master>go to /uma/>hurf durf the horses are raping you trainerENOUGHI TIRE OF THIS FUCKING BOARDWIDE GASLIGHTINGTHIS IS NOT NORMAL BEHAVIOR I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF YOU NIGGERS NOT HAVING A FUCKING PERSONALITY BEYOND YOUR FUCKING FETISHDIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
>>544232282wait for riko
>>544232282no reason not to
>>544232282The odds are generally pretty bad, just do your paid daily if you haven't already
God, why can't imoutos be real
>>544232282lack of longterm priorities is a sign of mental negrocity. save the carats nigger.
>>544232282the summer cards are mid and the launch cards are some of the worst launch cards.
>>544232357 (the raped)
>>544232357*rapes you*
>>544232357vanilla4life
>>544232357this torena needs rape correction STAT
>>544227326>At this point having a good parent as your borrow is just fucking yourself overI am dum, pls explain
>>544231346Why multiples of 2, 4, or 8 specifically?
>>544232357This is why TachyGODS rule this placeWe are the only ones with a personality here
>>544232357dont care about your meta posting
>>544232357*opera O you*
>>544232503going up / down tax brackets by the amount of children you have
>>544232134If I learn something from shipfags is that they don't need a solid reason to pair two characters, they just let their mental illness go with the flow
So who IS the next SUPER DUPER Meta horse after xmas oguribecause she seems to still be meta even in modern jp
>>544232503For me it's more of a technical reason, multiplies of 2 being huge in computer stuff. It's more enjoyable in general because of it, multiplies of 5 are boring.
>>544231983lol>>544232357I'm glad /akg/ was the first general that came to mind! LOVE your fellow docpipibwos
>>544232631valentine bourbon is another one that lives forever
>>544232357Behold
>>544232684this is a deepfake
>>544232527>what if this uma raped you....with drugs?deep
>>544232282Buy 1500 carats and wait for the paid banner instead
>>544232631the one that makes your pp hard will always be meta
>>544232357>tfw I've been to all of those threads and gotten rapedI'm a total manwhore..
>>544232357all me btw
>>544232495>people borrow your good parent>they get a great Ace thanks to your parent>their Ace beats your Ace in the CM
>>544232631Summer Golshi.Valentine Bourbon is strong but she is just occupying the "current front runner meta spot", because double front runner is that strong
>jps will get a FREE cin grey selector at the season finale>one of the horses is xmas oguriERMMMM there is no way we are getting this right bwos??
>>544232357Gacha protagonists are built to be raped
>>544233029nyo
>>544231853it’s the danchou’s favorite umayou should join, it’s actually a really fun club with a shitload of extra activity you don’t know you’re missing until you’ve been in other much more boring clubs
>>544231830Have you tried 18* stam and 5speed 1stam?
>>544232903Summer Golshi is nothing more than a TT point farmer horse.
7297817478975674leo
>>544232357Sounds like someone is asking to get the funny sleepy boner chemical put in his drink again!
>>544232631>Taiki and Suzuka are S tier in JP>OG Oguri is A tier in JPYou do have them right?
>>544233183>poaching in threadShame on you anons that's how you start getting shitposted about every time you post gentidonna.
>>544233550>responsible for the only time the game had to ban something>just a TT horse broOk bro
>>544231613Why does she look at me like that?
>>544232029you try 3 speed 2 stam 1 wit? you're probably not getting enough turns from energy usage or taking bad ones
>>544233560Gonna mun mun your fucking shoes if you keep this shit up
>>544231830I don't understand it either, bro... I was regularly getting 1200 speed in Taurus and Gemini with Golshi but now I'm fucking up.
>>544233641>>Taiki and Suzuka are S tier in JPno i have 3 mcqueens
>>544233563I was in the middle of selected my horses
>>544232891ohhhhhI'm not a problem, I can't make anything better than B+
>>544233696>only time muh game bansA few weeks ago you retarded gaslighters were saying debuffers got banned in JP for being OP. Shill a half decent Uma if you want to gaslight, not complete garbage like Golshi.
>>544233902
>>544228126>>544231002Yeah, seriously, she's just waaaay too fucking hot>>544230797It really can't be helped.
>>544233563Start the second lobby retard
why does Opera give us a life-sized sex doll of hersefl...
>newfags are now saying that nobody ever talks about NeoUni and Laurel.
>>544234079run your own lobbies if youre gonna be a faggot, faggot
Too many Umas wear ear covers that make them look stupid. On a lot of them that wear it on both it makes their ears look more like the bows of a ribbon. We should force every Uma's ears to be proud and naked.
>newfags are now saying melty every two second when someone disagrees
>>544234150I'm the other guy, please start the lobby qt3.14
>>544233932Yes, debuffs were banned, try to use your brain to guess why they were. retardGOD
>>544233295bwo reuploading is prohibited
>>544234183some people's ears get colder than others can't imagine how bad that is for umas
>>544234150You stupid monkey nigger, don't make lobbies if you can't start when it's filled up
hopeful status?
>>544232357>tfw I play multipleI can't believe I am weak to rape.
>>544234305easy second place
>>544234183Possibly the most retarded opinion I have read in this general
>>544234305Powerless
>>544234305>pace
>>544234298im purposefully not going to start it for the entire timer now because you're being an obnoxious neigha
>>544234305You get 1st... this time.
>>5442343051st place
>>544234249>golshi was the only ban ever>ummm ok debuffers were banned tooRetard.
>>544234305HOPELESS
>>544234331>>544234363honse too fast
>>544232357>fgog>servants rape masterLmao. More like servants being shipped with someone other than Guda, lol.
>>544234443Lol. Browns always being clowns I see
Fuck I haven't done any runs today and have no aces, danchud is going to be so mad...
There is no path before me, only in my wake.
>>544234491>My silly daughter proved me wrongUnexpected...
>>544234518Kiyohime is all you need, master.
>>544234426>>544234298The race is already over bwos stop LARPing
Is Palmer a hag or a boomer?
Speed rainbows went vacant as per usual...
>>544234491Tokai Teio
>>544234689https://youtu.be/RhTXyUERugQ?t=1482
Half anni is up?
If you kick someone from a club now will they still be able to get the crystals next month?
>>544234814Nyo
>>544231519I will do this to Tama once I get her.
Unrestrained is kind of junk, right?
People don't use your pulls save them they add up
>>544234907Damn.Then my friends crew is brutal kicking a guy less than a week away because he failed to reach their mins by like 700k.
SMARU SECURED IN ONE 10-SCOUT
>>544235014the club also loses all of the fans that guy contributed for the month i think
>>544234968it costs a lot and you have to be 1st to proc
>>544233746>>544233354I'll try 18* stam 5 spd/1stam tomorrow, and max power with 3spd/stam/1wit the day after. Hell I'll try anything at this point. The stamina requirement is what's killing me, I think, since in Cancer, as hard as that was, you only needed about 550-600 and could focus on really just two stats. Focusing on 3 is insane without mlb Kita. And even then, I doubt thing would all of a sudden be solved if I had her.
>>544235014>Kicking people a week before a new monthUnironically evil behavior, and they're either fully aware of this and do it to troll cuz "HAHA POWER ABUSE FUCK YOU >:)" or I hope they're blissfully ignorant and just HYPER retarded.
>>544235014they are retarded scumbags then because they also lost his fans
>>544235139DOTO PUNCHI
>>544235190okay but what if they didn't log in the entire month and gained no fans
>>544234670>her after the Kikuka ShoIT HURTS
>>544235083Yeah thats what my friend was complaining about because now they might not make it into A without that guy's fans.>>544235148It legit is insane. Im surprised theres not any sort of protection against this since you have to be in a club for 2weeks anyways to actually get the crystals so it should give people kicked what they would have gotten.
>win the Asahi hai with mile C>absolutely job the copeful steaks next turn with medium AI've go a bad feeling about this run
>>544235256At that point, it's on you for not already kicking them in the first half of the month and getting a replacement
>>544235256Leeches should get kicked no matter what, realistically losing 1 guy isn't gonna cause your club to demote, especially if it was a leech.
>>544235148I wish my danchou would kick all the flatniggers a day before the reset
>>544235256I mean if they havent been on all month then no fans are lost.But if they were just a few hundred shy of any sort of min thats pure evil.
>>544235290>theres not any sort of protection against thisThere is. It's called "You kick this guy, he takes his fans with him". Mutually assured Destruction. You fuck him, he fucks you. Granted this might not mean much if all they're doing is kick a low tier contributor, but ya know. The game can't exactly go "You can't kick people a week before a new month" either, otherwise people will just slack the fuck off and not do anything feeling safe.
>>544235359big head lmao
>>544235256That's not the scenario though. They kicked him because he was 700k short, which is like 2 runs. and we still have 3 days left.
>>544235083>>544235190What if someone leaves by themselves without getting kicked, their fans poof as well?
>>544235148I kicked a guy today because he was MIA for a weekIf you don't play the game for a week, are you really playing
>>544235014>have known requirements>say will kick people who don’t meet them>guy gets kicked for not meeting requirements>surprisedpikachuface.gifWhy is this shocking?
>>544235574Yeah but I was more or less asking for myself because I'm a worthless danchode
>>544235584(me)>>544235574All right. I take it back if it was a monthly requirement instead of daily requirements.
>>544235584Let's see you say this again once you're off by a single run, or even just half :)
>>544234607sniff sniff
>>544235574>>544235735It was 700k short of 10m for two weeks.Like you said it was at most two runs and the month is nearly over so idk why there couldnt be a bit of leeway.
>>544235139Doto bullies Air Shakur and even killed this guy. She's so cool!
>>544235662Well, think about it this way.. Would you rather please one guy contributing nothing or the rest of your club?
>>544235453
>>544235290>B+ club acting all sweatHoly shit.
>>544235940this
>>544235761I don’t belong to a club with requirements I can’t or won’t meet. I also expect the rules of my club to be followed so if I fail to meet what little there is, trading shoes, fine, I deserve to be kicked.
grass would reprimand many an umadacchi
>>544225147??? I don't even know which kusoge is the right one even from
>the real race is just as hype as the animuholy fuck that was kino shit. The crowd went fucking nuts, no wonder they started calling him the Supreme Commanderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2sR_nTM5qw
>>544235940>>544235290>sweaty B+ clubLol lmao. You can get to A or even border A+ if all the members do 5 careers per day, not even fan runs. You can all be doing 5 ace runs per day and you'll still achieve that.
Who is a good legacy for Curren Chan to farm fans with?I obviously need to get her Mile aptitude way up but which Uma would be the best option as a parent?
If you join a club with a quota and don't meet it you deserve to be kicked. t guy not in a club with a quota
>very casual b rank club>no requirements>people leaving and saying it's not casual enough>everyone is confused???
>>544235290>it's a B+ clubwhy is my A+ club more comfy than the way this club sounds?
>>544236152Look at the text on the bottom of the picture, anon.
>>544236138I don't want to hear that from a weaboo
>off by 6Stacking guts doesn't give as much power as I thought
>>544236138no she wouldn'tbecause while we are extremely filthy degenerates who scream about Eishin Flash paizuri and spurting inside Tokai Teio, we wouldn't do that in a sacred museum of uma lore. tabun
>>544236168okay so? his point still standsin fact, what you're saying makes his point even more destructive
Leo 20318574
>>544236218>Launch week>Was too slow to join the OG main club>So instead I joined the 2nd clubThe fact that we have zero mandatory bullshit (besides shoes) and easily stay in a shill A rank without any drama fascinates me.Meanwhile you see fucking B+ clubs having a melt down over fans.
>>544232357Everywhere else it's>hurf durf you are raping the girlsAnd there's nothing wrong with wanting the girl to take the lead once in a while.
>>544234305>could've been a good candidate>medium S didn't prog despite double O compability and four 2* medium parents>didnt get any speed rainbow training from September onward Next time for sure
>>544236405>So what if he only went drink driving once, mate? He could not go drink driving the rest of the month. Cut him some slack for breaking the clearly stated rule.
Realistically say youre in a club and everybody does like 1 run a day, how many runs a day would it take you to lift your club by yourself to A rank? What even are the qualifications for A rank?
>>544236605does she breathe fire?
>>544236591I'm in UmaDash and there's no official quota, but danchou gets sad if you dip too far below 1M/day on average. It's a really fun time, all things considered.
>>544232357>>544236605I want to rape Doto's huge tits and only her tits after that she can rape me for however long she wants for all I care
>>544236736Took me a second to get the joke, but it's cute.
>>544236682>1 run a dayForget about it.>qualification for A rank<1000A+ is <500
>>544236778Funny part is that I used to be>Fuck this, 1-3 runs a day at mostNow days I do 3 borrow runs at a bare minimum, trying to make them 400-500k. Seeing myself not being in the lower 3rd of the club fan list anymore is fun and satisfying. Makes me feel a lot safer as well.
>>544236152she looks so mature without her dumb ear thing
>>544236591>Mambo advertises>I join>only requirement is to login and launder shoes, 3d absence = bonk>still make it to Afucking pic relatedshiraoki-sama bless you danchou. Club does what it fucking says on the tin. If you were a woman I'd marry you
>>544236778Does danchou send a crying vocaroo or something if someone does
>>544236736I hate that I'm so used to reading from right to left
>>544236967no, but he posts about his feelings in the club spreadsheet and talks about raping anons in the chat ('rape' isn't banned there, but 'house' is)
>>544236778>below 1M/day on averageEither you're constantly failing careers, running only d*rters, or early signs of burnout. So it's understandable.
Do danchuds here recruit randos or exclusively from /uma/
>>544237136>'rape' isn't banned there, but 'house' is
>>544227054Honestly, what's your problem, anon? In the very first thread when I got that Seiun and posted the ID (that I didn't even want to do till someone asked for it since I genuinely thought that parent was bad because of 1* stm) I specifically said that I would be switching to Rudolf for 2-3 hours every day around reset, more than enough time to spend your borrows before and after the reset. I even put it in my profile in case someone wasn't in that thread and missed it. And so I was doing for 2-3 weeks without skipping a single day because I promised. If you don't believe me I bet some anons here can confirm because I saw some asking a couple of times to switch back during those hours. After weeks I stopped because I saw that she was barely getting borrowed in the logs so I assumed everyone already finished building their parents and cm3 was already over. Even so, if instead of having a melty you just asked to switch at any point, I'd do that if I saw it of course. Be nice, anon.
>>544236168>>544236218They were within like 100 ranks of being into A. So theyre trying to break into it but lost a bunch of spots after kicking the guy and probably wont make it.Friend thinks since the leader assumed they wouldnt make it he decided to just clean house and kick anyone who was below their quota.
enough of dogshit Open CM runs for today, time to do 20 TT races and sleep
>not a single real womankek
>Hit 1200 SPD>Get 1 star SPD sparkIf this was a parent run and this happend to me with Stam or Power I'd be livid.
>>544229304Stop making me fall for boys
>>544236756No but Daiwa Scarlet could probably try to learn the fire breathing circus trick if you challenged her to.
>>544236851The Overlord is the cutest, as always.
>>544237179It's exclusively from /uma/ that makes it an /uma/ club, no?
>>544236508
>>544237147well I don't use borrows for fan runs, and my deck/stable is weak. So I usually get 300-400k tops for a fan run.
>>544237278I'm curious because that's a lot of anons filling up a lot of clubs, are there really that many people here to completely fill every /uma/ club?
>>544237340>So I usually get 300-400k tops for a fan runThat's a regular ace run, what?
>>544235139Why did Doto do it?
>>544237179>Do danchuds here recruit randosAt that point it isn't an /uma/ club, meaning it won't get recognized, much less get advertised.
>>544237239Would 1st OguriWould 1st SpeWould 1st Teio
>>544237312End closer El Condor Paizuri????? Also holy high roll.
I'm about 100k points from the event SSR card, do I have a shot?
>>544237409I'd like to think so. Not everyone posts regularly here, and even more don't post and just lurk...Or it could be just you and me here
>>544237216nta but I have borrowed your Seiun a lot, she's the one who dropped Groundwork for my Suzuka ace in CM3, which is the only reason I did as well as I did. Thanks, anon.
KEKthanks cygames
i NEED Dantsu Flame's huge fat meaty hefty sweaty tits on me
>>544237609End closer and yeah I got her pretty early into my ace runs and figured I wouldn't be able to top it even if she doesn't have medium S.
>>544237216uh oh melty
>>544237239Would the masked FukuWould the last McQueenWould the last Taiki
>>544237462that's exactly my point, that's about what I can do.
>>544237774how did she know where her trainer lives? and why she suddenly appears?
>>544237965>how did she know where her trainer livesall umas know this information
>>544237691yes, but why do you want the welfare Daiwa card mlb? If you're getting it for the skill it drops, you don't need to mlb it, and the card itself is dogshit
What da hell why does uma use so much gpu
>>544237862How the heck did you get those stats on Condor with that deck
>>544232357Back into the stable you go ウマ餌
>>544237965Everyone knows where the trainer dorms is.
>>544238046cause your card sucks
>>544237239Oh yeah, I keep thinking about trying to get a job in California so I can fuck an anime woman but then I see reality and then I have to live in California
>>544238049love for my wife and a good amount of speed triple rainbows that let me focus stamina the second half of senior year
>>544238039You know what fair enough, I'm not gonna burn myself out for it.
>>544238046Cuz your iGPU sucks major dick
>>544238189the 1080 ti is still good...right?
>>544238114>>544238027I know but there like hundreds of trainers living there also I thought trainees were forbidden from entering
I am like 150 Teio runs in and still have not gotten a single decent parent.
>>544238214I kneel.
dantsu flame is way too erotic i can't stop being horny for her
>>544238386That's not a 1080 you lying sack of shitThis game is disgustingly undemanding, even more so with its 30 fps cap
>>544237606>>544237884it's 2025, being gay isn't cool anymore
Can we carry over the free rolls?
>full spe hydrate before even debutsorry danchou, abandoning ship
>>544238459
>>544234139>Laurelthat was one time, and I was fishing for (you)s
Hey... Hey are you Opera's trainer?You are aren't you?Fuck you nigger I hope you get ran over by a car.
>>544238596Sounds like a spark run to me desu
>>544238662doto would never say this
>>544238046>>544238189>>544238267Actually I have no idea what happened but it's <10% now.
>>544238662doto would say this
>>544238595no
Why is this so erotic?
>>544238386dude my computer has 3 screens with diferent resolutions attached to a 5500xt and the GPU don't go over 15% when playing the game + some shitty video on the yt in the other screen. if it is a 1080 then you probably have the most dogshit DDR2 mobo>>544238605must be the DDR2 mobo then
>>544238715Alzheimer anon >>544236153.....
>>544238595no, read the details on the official banner>daily rolls will reset, if you have not used them they will be lost
>>544238797is runs in the Curren family
>>544238732Oguri made herself known before going away
STOP THE FUCKING COUNT
# of braincells equal to the different shades of nail polish
Tachyon avatar? No dirt shoes for you then
>>544238662doto would never say this but she would think this
>>544238662I heard Doto say this
>>544238662Why did Doto do it?
>>544238831it's late and I was autistically doing Grass Wonder runs trying to finish the swimsuit event before realizing it doesn't end until tomorrow so what am I even doingso I'm sleep deprived and forgot I posted it, gomenasorry
>>544238446Feel you. She's just so sexy.
>>544238976racism
>>544238902I'm sitting at 526k and have no idea how I'm still staying in Class 6. I lost 70% of my TT, and when I get 5 wins they suck at least half the time. I don't know what toreinas are feeding their umas to make them so much better than mine. ...
>>544238662>>544238976Doto HAS said this and more!
>>544239051If I say that her breasts are too large would I immediately be accused of being gay
>>544238662What was Doto's problem?
>>544239329the quality of this clip gets worse the more time goes onfirst its low res / fps and now this god forsaken gif
CM4 room shotgun348131589458368489091695
Are there any El Condor Pasa kids still running races?
>>544239329justified for putting his filthy ningen hands on a noble beast like that
HOLY FUCK GUYS READ THIS
>>544234651This Taiki has won me 3/5 rooms... I wonder if the double circle right handed helped my uncapped speed that much?
>HOLY FUCK YOU TRANNIES READ THISno i wont fuck you go back
>>544239489My late El Condor Paizuri hasn't been doing so hot. I already got 2 pace aces so looks like the 'ol condor is taking a break this time around.
>544239541>jew react
>>544239483>A or above
who do you you want to be the focus for S4 of Uma?
>>544239489did one half an hour ago >>544237312
>>544239541Where's the trans pride flag react? Or are they using the Agnes Tachyon react instead?
>>544239689Luna-chan. Can't be any worse than the dog shit that's S3. Also CinGray is S4.
>>544239689Curren Chan
>>544239665
>>544239646>>544239723Oh I ment irl Horses. lol.
Start a family
>>544239809it kills some debuffers for no reason
>>544239809I can't enter with my debuffer.
>>544239741
>>544239689>S4Fuck that. I don't want to see a continuation to the TV series ever again.
>>544239689Diawa + Vodka era of racesorGold Ship + Orfevre + Gentildonna gen would be good.
>>544226778>watch movie before Road to the Top>NTR is an NPC jobberWhy watch RttT? Admittedly I like these situations when a nobody background character actually has a great story of their own and years later gets their story told. Like Oguri going from "lol funny background gag character eats a lot" in the first anime to Cinderella Gray
>>544239689what >>544239913 said
>>544239689DOTO
>>544239346THEY'RE SO BIG!!!!! MCCCCGMGMGNNFMGMGMI4JI20!!!!!
>>544239858>>544239861never realized that tbqhy cause i dont run debuffers
How good would triple dominator with Tachyon, Rudolf and Grass Wonder be for this cm?
>>544239861>halfassing your debuffers to the point of not getting A
>>544239346>>544240032I say this and entirely mean it.
>>544239848
>>544239689Daiwa vs Vodka, either POV is fine. Pump them full of violence juice.
>>544239483room for 1 more in each roomwill remove the career rank limit next time. just force of habit since i was tired of randoms shoving in career fail umas back in gemini
>>544226889How soon is MANT coming? Will I be able to earn 300 more beforehand from free sources?
EISHIN FLASH KEEPS APPEARING ON MY LOBBYAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEE
Stupid bitch, this always goddamn happens.
>>544239689Give Scarlet and Vodka their season and then shelf the TV anime for good.
>>544240063>halfassingIt was already hard to get a proper one, even if B+
I'm 200k away from completing the event
>>544240221we're about to enter Aoharu so around 4 more months at the rate we're going
>>544240319get moving slave *whips*
>>544239828At this point he'd be a great great grandparent. You can traverse the graph here https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0000299155/sire/record/ but I don't think there's any notable ones. A few G1 dirt winners 2 branches ago but for active horses probably none.
>free roll on doto>bikini spechud came homeLET'S FUCKING GO
>>544239741Dia wife
>>544226889I have 350....
>>544237560He smelled TM Opera O on him
>>544240380DELIVER US! GOD ON HIGH, DELIVER US!
>*cough* I can still *wheeze* get the craft essence...
>>544239689For S4 I'd like to see some dirt umas.I also agree that Gold Ship + Orfevre + Gentildonna would give a good anime, but I'd prefer it being shounenspic style
>>544238662A jobber would say this.
>>544240363>forgot Aoharu is before MANTH-How soon is Aoharu? I need to save gems for that friend card, right?
>>544239689Forever Young on the quest to be the true world's greatest.
>>544240708>H-How soon is Aoharu5 days.
>>544239741>never says "my dream", it's always "our dream"god I love Dia
>>544240708next week
The half anni quests are garbage
>>544240708you get 10 free 10 rolls for aoharu.>>544240319that's nothing, check this out
>>544240820Which uma is this
>>544239689People still watch the normal uma anime? Has Spechud actually accomplished anything?
>>544234628>Kiyohime posting on /uma/
>>544240708we're getting free rolls on the banner so don't sweat it too much
>>544240773>>544240791Do we need to wrap up any URA only things before it's too late? Like how we need to finish roulette wheel and missions before an event ends?
>>544240918the ears are cropped out
>>544240949>Do we need to wrap up any URA only things before it's too late?Yes.>Like how we need to finish roulette wheel and missions before an event ends?Yes.
>>544239483I hate making summary images
>>544240820It's a 3 part thing
>>544240949 There are buttons to select which scenario you want to do.
>>544241081I really need a front runner debuffer.
>>544239741>>544240775you telling me she is about more than just "YOURE HIRED!" and "GET RAPED!" !?
>>544240949No, scenarios and their rewards don't go away
>aoharu>its actually autumn>make a new track>is not a DJ scenariowho came up with this shit?????
>decide to drop 5k carats on doto because i want her>get summer maruzensky and amazon insteadwhat do, I have 10k left and am wondering if I should just say fuck it and pull for doto or save for something else. anything worthwhile coming up for f2players or can I spend and have enough time to save up for the next good thing? cards I have are alright, though I'm capping out at just under A+ rank for most of the good rng umas I make.
Latechads /ourguy/ who mogged WitFRAUD has weighed in, pay respect to our king
do you still do ura runs for the ura spark? its pretty swole
>>544241175>it already startedI'm too busy doing shit (and posting here) today to run careers fuck me
>Curren Chan wants a Triple Tiara>Her Mile is D and medium is G baselineFuck. How am I going to get both of them up so she can run the races?
>>544241194Oldfarts are definitely going to miss these arrows and start posting screencaps asking where Aoharu is
>>544241081My umas are placing! That rarely happens in these practice rooms. That bodes well (probably) for my group A chances.
club kicked me just before my 14 days hit. Fuck you danchou
Just 1 more room set, forgot how much I hate making summary images. Career rank restriction lifted so debuffers can make it in.spoiler]773208689630569867653234
>>544241313log in, get your free pulls, do the legend race and get your free gemmies then logout
>>544241175A bit annoying desu I hoped I'd be able to grind it out and at least get an SR ticket or something to hopefully improve my deck, not just 3 normal tickets
>>544241194>>544241239ok cool was worried there was a point of no return until a rerun, if those exist
Granny love
>>544240306How? Don't you just click hints and spam wit? I've gotten bunch of A debuff neichas without even trying
>>544241313Why would you actually ENJOY POSTING IN /uma/ over playing the game?Some other games form a /vg/ community but this general is outright hostile and everyone hates each other
>>544239828He got deported back to American heaven pretty quickly so no. Even his brother's, King Kamehameha's line eventually fell off
>>544239689I don't think we'll ever get a S4 now that Cygames can do their own anime, in a much better quality and fidelity.For new story though I want them to reveal Contrail through an anime.
>>544237216Id?
>>544241278save for aoharu banner. you'll get doto from free dailies
when you click on the (!) and don't get any skill hints
>544241280hmmm nyo
>>544241431I know for Aoharu you still run the URA finale so I am assuming the story part is the same w/ a few different scenes for RIko. We'll know for sure in a week when it comes out.
i wanna lobby with globobwos but im on the other side of the world so im at work when it is hot period for CM rooms...and then when im back globwos are already sleeping...
>>544241457Your deck is better than mine.
When do the paid banners come up?
>>544241572I lowkey hope for that to happen because most of my support cards give dogshit skills so I'd rather take the 6 spd 2 power
>>544241386Slow night
Mayano Top Cunny made me understand why teachers molest their students, you'd have to be gay to not tap.
>>544241610There's CM lobbies right now retard, you could've joined if you didn't make this useless comment.
>>544241610seabwo...
>>544241453
>>544241426we get an SSR ticket in part 3>>544241597It's entirely different. Both storywise and mechanically. You have to do teamraces and collect team members. Your cards are turned into team members that you train. Aoharu and npc cards are good cause they remove a team member from the training and you'll get a team member to fill their slot later who copies the stats of the strongest uma. There's also a soul bar mechanic. Aoharu is really stressful
>>544241743she looks young but she has the same age as this hag
>>544241739I don't want to join all of the rooms, but I might join since it's slow as fuck today
>>544241463the previous general I used was the love live one so this place feels like Heaven in comparison
>>544241879no, pretty sure mayano is 14 or so
>>544241963proof?
>>544241463This general honestly feels like a /v/ thread most of the time and trust me - that for the most part is a good thing.I've been to generals that form "communities" and that can end up... really, really bad. Pic related.
>>544241386i got very unlucky making parents in a timely fashion, so i dont have decent aces yet, BUT I will still show up and job
>>544241879>I am literally perfect with zero flaws and train myself, your existence as a trainer is just so I fulfill the legal obligations to be able to racenice "character", ramonufags.
>>544242079>that for the most part is a good thing./v/ threads fucking suck though
>>544241463>Some other games form a /vg/ community but this general is outright hostile and everyone hates each otherHow did we end up like this...
>>544242001I like Mayano sexually and I don't like women older than 14 sexually. She's 14 or younger.
Is this thing lying? Where's the scam banner? I want to get scammed
>>544241386pffffftttttt my lack of midrace skills continues to bite me harder than doto biting the mean opera o man.
So close to breaking 1.2m...
>>544242001She calls herself a kid and is called that by others in her career
>>544242152They're infinitely better than dedicated thread personalities ban evading for MULTIPLE YEARS spamming Vietnam war gore day in day out while everyone argues with tripfags while trying to ignore said gore on a daily basis
>>544242198it's the 26th not the 27th wait 1 day
>>544242142There is no such thing as a perfect character with zero flaws in this game
>>544241386
>>544241426The better rewards come later, crucially the selector and the gem.
>>544241217Her story is about breaking the Satono jinx of never winning a G1 with the help of (You), a "novice" torena she personally picked. She's really cute and has lots of (You) bait, her last few stories are just dates together
>>544241317Wait she cant even get the Triple Tiara since one of her career races overlap.Fuck! I really wanted to have her win it.
>>544242608im not sure what this is explaining to me
>>544242608Wait so we get a selector and a gem? How many gems do we need to get an SSR?
>>544242608if im reading this right, I should ticket for super creek if i only have one Kitasan, but I already have 1 copy of Creek, is it really that much better at 1LB?
>>544242079I've had a hard time settling down in /vg/ because it really is bad outside of this general. Regulars are already formed, discussions already have been had, and all that remains are blogposting discord-like circles with occasional schizos shitting and pissing, in and out. The intensity of it is worse the less new content the game has.
Are front long runners the true unga bunga run?
>>544241463>Some other games form a /vg/ community but this general is outright hostile and everyone hates each otherThat's what keeps the really bad schizos away and it's going to keep this place from going to hell as fast as other generals.I liked /bag/ and /zzz/ for this reason as well because there's a low level of constant shitposting going on next to actual discussion so it's hard for the usual schizos to feel at home.
>>544242792I believe it considers you're rolling Kita rerun
>>544241531>Cygames can do their own anime, in a much better quality and fidelityS1 to S3 wasn't done by them? Was the story written by them at least? They got scammed so hard.
Why do they give us the smelly shoes of Umas who lost their legend race? Isn't that kinda weird, who asked for this?
>>544242612so behind every rape jokes anons made there is actually a wholesome story, that's interesting
>>544242925What's the appeal of this bitch? She's just a brunette Suzuka but 10 times more popular what the fuck
>>544236152Thats a good thing.We will soon have a Mayano Top Gun of our own.
>>544242612I'LL WIN HER EVERY SINGLE G1 RACE. MARK MY WORDS!
>>544242979ah that makes sense, thanks. I think I'll use mine after all the free pulls in case I get a miracle
So anon, did you finish the event quests?
I finished all the special missionsNow what?
>>544242142I'm glad Still hates her too.
>>544243105Now it's time for the sex
>>544243020Horseshoes are considering good luck charms
>>544242925horse pits
>>544242608I have LB3 Kitasan. Why would I not ticket Creek and uncap Kitasan so I can free up my borrow slot?
>>544243096i only had enough will power to get 300k points for the 100 carats....
>>544243078Ew
>>544243020>He doesn't want to sniff the shoes of defeated umasYou reek of weakness.
>>544243096>>544243105
>>544243054she's a schizo and as her trainer you need to fight her tulpa
>>544243035She's very earnest about what she wants to the point it surprises her friends like McFat and Kita, which is kinda part of where the "Dia rape" thing comes from
>>544243035The rape parts are after the story completes.
>has to do 130 roulette rolla fun dawn is guaranteed
>>544242608I don't get it
>>544243184you can use the uncap gem on anything, even future cards. Ideally, you save for kita rerun and use the gem on something else in the future when you get unlucky on a banner.
I WOULD LIKE (You) TO POSTCALSTONE LIGHT OORWONDER ACUTESOUNDPOSTS ARE ENCOURAGED
>>544243184Because there's barely any difference between 3LB and MLB Kita
>>544243384CALSTONE LIGHT OORWONDER ACUTESOUNDPOSTS ARE ENCOURAGED
>>544243184because super creek isn't a hard requirement for CMs during the next scenario, and the scenario after that is all about race bonus which is only acceptable when you have SC at MLB. You would need to luck into at least 2 random copies of super creek on top of the selector ticket to make it MLB by the time the 4th scenario rolls around (and by then she might be outclassed anyway)
>>544243295Use spacebar, W and S
>>544243351You could just, get unlucky on the Kita banner...
>>544243384
>>544242608i dont have enough Wit to understand this chart
I think Curren is a pure maiden
>>544240008We should have a Narita Brian anime
DOTO! WHY WON'T YOU COME HOME! SWEET DOTO!
>>544243609she NTR's you with me
>>544243440>>544243351That image says to ticket Kitasan if you have LB3? There's no point in rolling in the rerun if you have MLB already.>>544243462Gold stam recovs are still a must, right?
>>544243583
Does creek even get another banner? Feels like if you don't have her now you just have to accept that you're a creeklet
>>544243524>Autistic>RacistShe's just like me...
>>544243609Nice try demon
>>544241463>Some other games form a /vg/ community but this general is outright hostile and everyone hates each otherthat hasn't been my experience, and I've been here since July 25, when I discovered Uma Musume (a series I've adored since 2018) had gotten a global release.This general is chaotic and full of degenerate liars who love dishonesty almost as much as Doto's tits, but it's also a fun, comfy place to talk about umas. 80-90% of toreina insights I get are from dialoguing with anons here and throwing ideas back and forth, and screaming "dumb nigger" when I don't like what they say. I will never leave
>>544242314>>544242079While I know what you're getting at, /v/ threads aren't really a good example of what you're talking about. There's way too many dedicated schizos, brainrotted shitposting addicts, and a moderation team that actively encourages it too. There's a reason nobody ever talks about /v/ in a positive light in the past eleven years.
>>544243668How obscene.
>>544243668>got mlb creek but no kita
>>544226889Were still in the first scenario fool, everyone will be close to a thousand clocks by then
why are the japs so retarded when it comes to programming fair outcomes? why in the fuck would the game stack all the mood downs and then hit you with a 4% fail that giga rapes your stats
>>544243779Okay? There's a kita banner soon, fix that.
>>544243668>have mlb creek and tazuna>but 0 kitasan blackedbeing a kitasanlet is way worse than not having maestros, at least if you are a blacked owner you can borrow creek
>>544243809Jp gachas cant live without adding RNG to the extreme
>>544243054>Suzuka: :D>Suzuka with black hair (and Japanese people love their black hair): :DDDDDIt's that simple
>>544243809have you seen how they have gachapon machines everywhere? japan loves gambling
>>544242608Weird game of tic tac toe I think I win though
>>544243862why aren't you borrowing kitasan black though
>>544243609many are saying this
>>544243054>>544243904name five ways in which manhattan cafe and silence suzuka are similar.
>>544242979>going to mlb kita during the rerunNot without paypigging you're not. I started hoarding October 1 and I only have 15k. I desperately want more umas but I need one copy of kita so I can 3lb her with the selector+gem (have 0lb kita).
>>544243654The only difference between 3LB and MLB is 3 more starting friendship and 40 Speciality priority, it really isn't worth it, especially since you can technically get spooked by a Kita.
There's only one thing to do here
>>544243961because I can win chanmi without her, but having her would be so much comfier tho
>>544244074>cm3now post your best cm4 ace's deck
>>544243090>get a miracleholy fuck wouldn't that be something?>rolling for Rice/Riko banner>get KitaspookedAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>t.0lb Kita
>>544243743>Go on /v/>Talk about games you like>Fags tell you to get an ad or you're a shill for enjoying something. >If ignored they will shitpost by posting gore or spamming >if they're still ignored janny will kill the thread because he knows the waves of retards won't stop until you're as miserable as they are.I have yet to see a game come out where this doesn't happen.
Why do I only ever score over 500k when I'm in fucking class 5
>>544243384STRAIGHTUPRETARDED
>>544244028>the only difference is that the most important number on the card is doubled
>creek didnt give me maestro again>only 3 ssrs>good runI HATE THIS FUCKING GAME
>>544243891>>544243809JP Gachas are known for horrid rates, currency prices, and RNG out the assKR gachas are known for comical shameless levels of coomer pandering, good rates, but poor playerbases/EoSbaitCN gachas are known for massive budget/production values, colossal marketing/playerbases, but absolutely 0 soul
>>54424344040SP is barely any difference? 60-100?
>>544244258I hope one day to be rich enough to make an American gacha
>>544244156i got spooked by my 0LB kita when i was rerolling (started late, wedding event) so i have gambler delusions that it could happen again.
>>544243654next scenario you can borrow rice shower power card for swinging maestro AND cooldown (as longs will be the only races where you need two recoveries). Medium CMs you want to run more power and wit cards anyway, so you just use umas with inbuilt gold recoveries, or use rice shower and pick up swinging maestro, or hope you get the unity cup burning spirit gold recovery (which is guaranteed to proc in the middle leg)
>>544244251just click her more>>544244281specialty priority is like a log curve where 0-40 is massive but 60-100 isn't
>>544237731Glad to hear that, anon! I keep seeing posts saying that by letting anyone borrow your uma you're sabotaging yourself, but in cm3 I purposely was checking some fronts from time to time to see if anyone used my Seiun and didn't meet a single one. But seeing anons here saying that she helped them to win on the other hand honestly felt better than actually winning it myself (I did tho). >>544237219420121195717There're probably better parents out there already since this one is month+ old, but just in case I made some room if you want to follow.
>>544243628hell yeah we should. An anon a few weeks back was explaining why he liked her, and when I got to her story I understood. She'd make an amazing Uma Musume MC.
>>544244219Until somebody tells me the exact numbers I will consider speciality priority to be a meme stat. What's the % chance a 60 Spe Prio Kita lands on Speed, what's the % chance a 100 Spe Prio Kita lands on Speed?
>>544244156I did get Kita spooked when rolling for SC
>>544241743based
catching up on CG part 2. There's a lot of bare feet shots...
>>544244456Okay Quentin
>>544243782at 3 clocks a day? If you never use any?[x]
>>544244346Missclick, meant>>544241542
>>544244281it goes from a 25% chance of KSB landing on speed to a 36% chance. That's definitely worth it because it's an additional 3-5 rainbow trainings across an average career, especially because you will ALWAYS have kitasan in your deck so it's not going to be wasted or situational
>>544244149I still don't have cm4 aces, borrows have been icky, still missing one parent
>>544243668Creek gets ONE more banner, but it's unfortunately kind of mid, she shares with a bad cardIt also comes out 3 weeks after the god-tier maruzen/motion banner so 90% of this general will have no carrotsTLDR if you don't have creek now, yes, it's over, you're a creeklet.
sex with jobber umas
Just one more modifiermaxxing run and I can blow this popsicle stand>>544242608>1LB kitasan I was pulling for from hospital waiting rooms>1LB creek I got on the last 10 roll before spark>both as they are now are just barely better than okay and neither actually get good with just 1 more lbcool
>>544244327>AND cooldownIs gametora lying to me or are you
>>544244547just delete the damn post you newfag
>>544244021As the second reply I was just making a quick shitty joke, I have seen nothing similar about the two other than being soft spoken
>>544244543I used some on late jobbers yes, mostly those fucking late jobbers. But for most days I ended up using only 1 free reset since Ive been farming 3* spark on Tachyon, Grass, Oguri, El who can easily win as pace.
>>544244318>absolutely horrid artstyle, EVERYONE and EVERYTHING is ugly>every character has to be LGBT>all the writing has to be obnoxiously tongue-in-cheek and overly self-awareWho the fuck would play an american gacha?
>>544244659it's a unity cup scenario link benefit. Like having aoi kiryuin in your deck will give you 3 hints for iron will instead of 1 for URA, except a billion times more useful
>>544244607>>544243668You just use selectors on Creek bwos
>>544244375>I'll let you try my wu tang style, trainerkowai...
>>544241745IM AT WERK
>>544244406I'm curious about this too. All I've observed is that Taishin is fucking never on Speed, and Kita hangs out there a LOT (on average, just had a run today where she spent all of senior year on guts/wit and I do mean all of it).
>>544244774see:>>544243662That only applies to certain people, you should ABSOLUTELY -NOT- USE CRYSTALS ON KITA/CREEK, THAT IS ACTUAL BRICK TERRITORY IF YOU BLOW THOSE EARLY
>>544244607>rolling for creek when the big FM/Maru banner is soonStraight up asking to get bricked.
>>544244406if the gaslight doc is not gaslighting, 3LB kita has around a 25% chance against MLB's 32.4%.
how would the game change if you could use clocks to go back one week?
>>544244375My boxer grandma...
>>544244607I do have a 0lb Creek, and she's kind of usable, but it really really sucks I don't have her at 2lb or something. Sad.
>>544244670I'm too lazy and sleepy.
>>544244327>or hope you get the unity cup burning spirit gold recovery (which is guaranteed to proc in the middle leg)Is it as rare as the BoFA event in URA?
>>544244763I wouldnt hire any of those people thoLet a poor man dream...
>>544244607>she shares with a bad cardThe fuck are you talking about.
>>544244607>mr cb>badHow is Mr CB, a card with 1 spd bonus and 2 wit bonus at 1 LB, a bad card?
>>544241743I really want to have sex with Mayano.
>night owl triggers on same turn i get it before i can cure>palmer appears and mugs me for more energy right after
>>544245031>>544245072Again, look at the banner 3 weeks before it.Any player with sense will have MLB fine motion when that banner drops.
>>544244863i'm gonna do it if you don't actually explain why
>>544244906A 7% increase isn't bad desu, I don't think it's worth a selector though, espcially since I max Speed with 3LB Kita most of the time anyway.
>>544241743Is molesting underaged fillies (colt) okay if she's literally asking for it?
>>544244406>>544244406People 99% most likely mistook the specialty priority as the exact % of Kita say showing up in speed categoryThey should look at this card as it goes beyond 100, 120 to be exact.
>>544245142Fine Motion being better doesn't explain how Mr CB is a bad card. Elaborate or admit you chose the wrong words
>>544244987no, it's guaranteed. there's an event that asks you to set a name for your team. https://gametora.com/umamusume/aoharu-hai#team-names
>>544245098Mayano and McQueen in particular - just those two, no other umas - really make me want to have sex with them when they run a race. Like just grabbing them off the course and taking them to a hotel without even giving them the time to shower. It's insane how lust-inducing their victory animations are. Whereas I feel nothing with Maruzensky, even though she's by far the hottest uma, and with Raisu I just want to pat her head and say Iikona.
>>544244863using shards or tickets on Creek moreso than Kita. an MLB or 3LB kita is good for 2yrs, for a f2p its decent enough. 0LB creek still gives you her swinging maestros and some base stamina for your trouble. im pretty sure we get another crystal before Pasa Speed or anything else too crazy, Im prolly wrong tho I dont/didnt play jp.
>>544243384They made this hag run all the way to 9 years old and she was still winning
>>544245298??? Are we really trying to split hairs that hard, okay, CB is fine, but no one will prioritize her as she is not good enough, happy?
>>544245120>palmerholy everliving fuck that card makes me homicidal.
>check half anni missions>play team trialsaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Loves Only You's first foal, Loves Premium. He'll likely make his debut in about a month or so
>>544245142H-how good is this banner exactly?
>>544245142The only thing you "need" to roll for before Summer Maru banner is Oguri and Bourbon. People will have more than enough carats to roll for both.
>>544245519silly horse
evens I do 10 roll on teio bannerodds I save for Aoharu
>>544245558I need her though!
>>544245519Mama
>Read up on Stay Gold>Constantly talking about how he hated people, other horses, loved smelling his own shit, and how much he loved mating.It's even worse than I thought
>>544245456I've done like 40 over the last few days and it says I'm at 0
>>544245702Bricked!
how tf did i fail a 4% training
>>544245737He's just like me
>>544245550Best support card banner for raw value... ever? Because BOTH the cards are top-tier, and they're rereleased so better ratesYou shouldn't just spark on the banner - you should spark TWICE. Yes, it is worth saving 60k carrots for it. It's possible considering you may luckshit riko for free, then you can buy oguri, and then pray to heaven borubon doesn't drain your carrots too hard.After that your account is basically golden, you can compete with the sweatiest of whales for quite some time, and you can comfy save for Pasa and maybe even one Uma on the way of whoever makes your pp hard.
>>544245519>Loves Premiumpaypig
>>544245737
>>544245770
https://x.com/umamusu_animeCG/status/1979819865751142574GODDAMNITFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>544245737lol
I'm running Tachyon with 4 speed 2 power and getting to 750 stamina pretty consistently, that'a before taking hanshin and non-standard and that lets me get to 900 power while also maxing speed, this is the new meta, don't believe the power training gaslight, don't believe the stamina gaslight. Yes, I am retarded, no, I don't care
>look up calstone light because the shilling worked on me>these fucking aptitudesOkay one-trick umas are okay but this is kind of excessive, she really can ONLY sprint, even if you push her to mile NONE of her skills work on itcouldn't they at least like, let her to dirt miles too?
>>544245869Why the fuck did he go back for another sniff...
>>544245737Almost just like me, I like sticking a finger in my butt and smelling it not smelling my poop tho
>>544245905lmao anon wasn't shitting about there not being an episode this weekoh well next week it is>fuck fuck ufckgood lord shut hte ufkc up you impatient freak
>>544246008GO FAST OR GO HOME
>>544246096anon what
>>544246096literally me
>>544246008NoSprint is the superior distance because it lets you go the fastest at all timesThis was fact checked by Calstone Light O herself
>>544245850>you should spark TWICE. Yes, it is worth saving 60k carrots for itchat is this true
>>544246096Why did you have to be a Kingfag.
>>544246096>I like sticking a finger in my butt and smelling itWho doesn't?
>>544246173I used to do that too when I was a pre-teen. You telling me you never enjoyed doing that in your younger years?
>>544246096Huh?
>>544246201Only if you're interested in training fronts and don't have many copies in Fine Motion
>>544246058It runs in the family.
>>544246241I understand why a kid does it as part of their natural development.But I fucking know that anon is over 25, over 30 even.
>>544246096dont you ever post King Halo ever again in posts like this anon
This entire general must be purged.
>BACK IN SHAPE!>Slow Metabolism cured>I was """raising""" SPEED all Classic Year
>>544246312>training fronts>the card doesn't even work on maruzenskySoooo... it's only for bourbon then? That's the super ultra meta speed card?
how are you supposed to know if your asshole is clean if you haven't smelled it
is the tokai teio speed card good?
Will Aoharu be better for parent grinding?
>>544246365Spare me my king
>>544246201
>>544246408It's decent, not amazing
For the anon asking if alt costumes (That you don't own) show up in the daily shop for stars, they do.
>>544246408>rolling only to ask later if it's good or not
>>544246408low specialty priority, has power bonus, all (?) events give energy, shit gold skill
>>544245850I'm sitting at almost 16k carats, I need to spark the kitasan banner, I'll probably paypig XOguri, then I'm sparking the all-uma banner in February for Maruzensky....and then I'll probably have to save carats until July to spark the Maru/Finemo banner twice or three times if I can help it.
>>544246408bro why are you rolling on that banner...
>>544246390the card is so meta that it singlehandedly pushes summer maruzensky out of the meta permanently just because she can't use it.
>general is full of shit sniffers Ah lads, don't think we're recovering from this one
>>544246418No, because you take less optional races. Parents will use URA still.
>>544246096CLASSIC bait
>>544246330>>544246204>>544246096Wow, so this is the average Kingfag huh
>>544246096smelling kingu's first-rate butt
>>544246543So is Aoharu better for aces?
>>544246515>>544246485gamblers high. I did 30 rolls instead of 10, Got this.
>>544246384Sow Metabola goes away pretty quickly on its own so it's not like you bricked he whole year
aaaahhhh~ nothing like a long night of stuffing oguri and then having after sex burgers
>>544246201It's a good banner but 1LB Maru is almost as good as MLB Maru
>>544246425How does a bird of all things do this, the rabbit had to already have been dead right?like, there's no way it can fly anymore after doing that right? It effectively doubled or tripled its body weight, right?
>>544246096>reddit haloWhy I am not surprised.
>>544244406>Until somebody tells me the exact numbers I will consider speciality priority to be a meme statits raw ass bro. only useful if it's the only card of that stat you're running so you have a mildly better chance of seeing it to improve that stat. this is something used if you already have a bonus to that stat like a 20% stamina uma is fine with a single creek on mediums. the highest specialty priority in the game right now is worse than a coin flip to land on their specialty. this is why a triple rainbow is so insane since you're rolling a d4 and hoping all 3 rolls are 1s. Training effectiveness & mood boost are going to add more points to your uma's stat total.
>>544246780Animals will try to kill other species and even their own species' other males>like, there's no way it can fly anymore after doing that right? It effectively doubled or tripled its body weight, right?must've felt pretty comfortable to be doing it, probably wouldn't care about not flying if it's too busy digesting an entire rabbit
>checking twitter>see jap that teached me how to stat pad posting CM results>he's lamenting the fact he had the poor result of 77/3 in the latest sprint CM
>>544246096put me on the epic screencap
>>544246425holy FAT FUCK
>>544246983>>544246983>>544246983
>>5442467781LB vs MLB picturedseems like a pretty healthy difference to me, although 3LB seems like the real tryhard point since 3LB to MLB just gives you 15 mood bonus
>>544245737finally some true accuracy
>>544246726she really is the perfect girl...
>>544246837>Training effectiveness & mood boost are going to add more points to your uma's stat total.where's a good place to get info about mood boost? Training effectiveness I know about empirically (it's why Cafe, despite being MLB, still feels pretty weak)
>>544246543>you take less optional racesCan you still hit every G1 though?