Beam Edition>Previous>>544153651>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSOct 23 Patch 4.1.0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBW4NumlYHo>LATEST PATCHESOct 23 1.004.100 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/538868565209514366
Maybe next year...
>buff everything including the Autocannon>HMG get shit
did joel give us a free win again? pretty sure we we're losing last time i checked
>Automaton city maps now have fortressesNeat
>>544227513I'd like to say that for the record, and, your honor, my video evidence corroborates this, the dynamite explosive indicator lights were all flashing on my machine.
>>544232078What that on left
>>544232489Play the game and you might find out
I like kissing women. It is nice.
I like fucking leandivers. It is nice.
I like fucking robots. It is nice.
>>544232078but the HMG has fire rate settings and lasers don't
they should add a new body typeLeanBrawnyLoli
>>544232639SEAF Chan approves
>>544233109trve
>>544232256Of course not. He estimated how many uncounted melee kills we had by subtracting our total kills from the amount of kills we needed to win. When he added the difference to our total kills we ended up having juuuuuuust enough to win! See, it's simple mathmatics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4Gxvp5M8-U&pp=ygUdZm9yIGxpYmVydHkgYSBoZWxsZGl2ZXJzIGZpbG0%3D
>>544233424this looks fucking awful
>weapon kill MOs don't even track weapon bash/bayonet killsincrediblehow does their code do it
>>544233424
https://files.catbox.moe/2w5uf9.mp4To those who failed to reunite with the ones they loved mostHappy Liberty Day, Helldivers 2
>>544233640the official movie made by Snoy WILL be awful
>>544233109
>>544231856Happy liberty day <3
also dunno if anyone noticed but they also added fortresses to cities
>>544235204This is the future for all bot, bug, and squid women
So...
lobby doko
>>544232548You must think you're so clever >>544233109They wouldn't do that because then you'd be harder to hit... Unless they kept the same hurtbox size, which I wouldn't put past them>>544233698Code?
>>544232985Nigga the Laser have infinite firerate
>>544235795We already won the MO because swedes noticed bayonets were not working
>>544235876but what if I wanted to turn it down to conserve ammo?
>>544236017what ammo?
>>544235876Um actually it only has one laser and it doesn't fire as soon as you pull the trigger so it's closer to a measly 60 rpm
>>544236167Nta, but he probably means turning down the damage to decrease the heat build up.
>>544236167you know, the ammo you load into the gun after you run out
>>544236267I'd rather do the opposite myselfit has regenerating ammunition, I can afford to be inefficient
>>544236419It would probably have to be exponential in order to be balanced. Doing half damage would let you fire for 3 to 4 times as long instead of just twice, and doing double damage would only be able to be fired for 1/3 or 1/4 of the time instead of 1/2.
>>544236852cramming all my damage in one small timeframe with a weapon that passively recharges is why I love the talon, if all beams could be set that way I'd keep them all on max output
>>544231856that'll teach you to try and have fun
What the FUCK is this audio bug? It's practically crashing the game god DAMN
huhis that new
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Worst part of leveling the SMG's is they all have that dogshit pistol sway for some reason. What is the swede logic here? Can be one handed so that overrides your character shouldering it?
>The eye hitbox on war striders is fucking misaligned.I am so fucking tired of these devs, man.
>>544236852I'd gladly take something like 3 times the heat generation for double the DPS or +1 pen on my beam weapons
>>544237939XD
>>544237939Jesus fucking Christthoy should give this game to jeets, even they could do a better joboh my fucking god
>>544237939>Arrowhead cooking these hitboxes be like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N425PSAYnsA
>>544237729Go to bed.
>>544231856I like the new lasers, but I feel that they should be armed with multiple weapon types. Give them the original projectiles that can ragdoll you, the slower bombs that it drops directly underneath that can one-shot you, and the beams that come from the latest update. Just maybe reduce the intensity of fire so that it's not like a half-dozen lasers homing in on you while ragdolling plasma projectiles blast your general area every half-second.
>>544235204>Super Earth womb tattooNot badNot bad at all
>>544237729>in HD1, if super earth got taken over by the enemy, super earth govt will blow up the whole planet with nuclear weapon and simply migrate to the next Earth-like planet and name it Super earth again
>The fucking full retard svvedes RE-INTRODUCED the bot sound bug
>>544239117WE FIXED IT FOR ONE DAY! ISNT THAT ENOUGH?!?! WHY DONT YOU THINK ABOUT ME FOR A CHANGE!
>>544239117small indie studio, shut up
no really, when is Sony suing these idiots for gross negligencethis amount of stupidity and sabotage can't be legal
What audio bug are these retards talking about
Why is there so much stuttering and freezing?
>>544240208Theres a memory leak with explosions that start with audio cutting in and out and it progresses to full on freezes
The only way we can expect nice things from Arrowhead is unironically letting them remove the SC pickups, you can still earn Super Credit from completing major orders and daily challenges so it won't come off as being scummy, imagine working your asses off fixing all the bugs, working on new game content and designing new warbonds, all that so some pajeet in India with SC arrow mod can snatch it for free. There is absolutely 0 financial obligation to continue working on the game if that's the case and I hope the swedes will take that into consideration.
>>544240765Is that a PC only issue? I've noticed lots of freezing but nothing out of the ordinary audio wise, and I always join other people's missions
>>544233424Reminds me of that vocaroo meme an anon did when they first announced the movie.
>>544241024Doesnt happen right away. its a slow burn and resets when you close the game. I dont know if it exists on console or not.
>constantly out of sight until the moment it can attack you>first line of fire is almost a coinflip to dodge without light armor and without looking at the sky>second barrage of fire breath has absurd tracking and repositioning that will basically always clip you>still absurdly tanky because: is a heavy unit, is fast, the moment it attacks you it also flashbangs you with green farts and while attacking you it will keep bobbing up and down, making sure you have a hard time landing a shot>can and will clip into terrain and make itself invulnerable during its stationary opening>will keep spawning forever after you take them down>will immediately know where you are as soon as they spawn>will keep harrassing you until they dieAlso a reminder that for the people that consider these units easy to deal with alone:>you are constantly swarmed by bugs on the ground>usually spore chargers are a thing, making it even harder to track what's going on>map is usually obscured so you can't track them consistently unless you are looking at the sky>units were given slightly more fire resistance, so now the ground fire they leave around doesn't kill most bugs like before >dragonroaches tend to spawn in either couples or triplets in D10 and they also tend to synchronize their dives, making it absurdly cancer to see where they are>when they die, they create ground hazards that are Schrödinger oneshots if you get close to their wingsThey are unfun armor and weapons checks that completely remove BTs (fair enemies) from the seed pool. They will keep bombarding you with basically undodgeable fire damage and being annoying.And do you know what's the worst part? They are completely irrelevant if you bring fire armor. You can just ignore them and do whatever the fuck you want while they keep attacking you and you forget they exist as billions of them spawn and you just ignore them.They exist only to sell fire res armors: it is swedish-punjabi greed manifested as an enemy.
>>544233424One of the worst things about this is that they don't even use helmet audio filters when they talk, just their raw faggy voices
Arrowhead needs to disavow Halo right fucking now.
>>544237939
>>544237939can you post where you got this? I need to look at the other retarded hitboxes like the imapaler "head" shot
It's really sad how many of these year+ old posts are becoming relevant again...
Im sure its just a wild coincidence that every single negative experience I've had with another player speaking in esl has been on the bot front.
>>544237939>>544243559Disregard that post, anon sucks cocks
>>544244086cool story, bro.
>>544233424Amerigolem writing.
>>544244086a better analogy would be the PS5 is actually some giga super computer holo projector console from 100 years in the future (PS5 bile titan bug making railgun seem insanely overpowered), then he tries the xbox and it's the same thing (eruptor using orbital airburst shrapnel making it seem insanely overpowered),, a gameboy colour is actually a switch 2 (incendiary weaposn getitng buff after buff after buff because the DoT only host bug made everything think they were shit until it got fixed and then suddenly the 100 status strength per-pellet x300% incendiary breaker was lighting entire breaches on fire in a single magazine making it ridiculously overpowered)
>>544244236What makes you think the unofficial wiki is correct?
Are you supposed to just launch into the sky every time you get hit by anything explosive...?
>>544245475What should make us think youre correct?
>>544245475go in game and test it and report back
As much as I'd like to shit on swedes: my testing shows the hitbox is right, and so has clips I've seen online. So either the hitbox is right or the railgun shots are big enough that they hit when you aim at the eye regardless.
>>544245580Because I actually plays the game.>>544245661I have. And I can tell you that it is misaligned.
>>544245878post webm
>>544245878show us a webm then
>>544245914>>544245920No, do it yourself. Gotta go to bed.
>>544246094so the eye isn't misalignedgotcha, thanks
Playerbase:>"Golly I wished this game was rebalanced."Arrowhead:>"And so shall the spreadsheet dictate..."
After this MO I decided to try the Amendment finally I didn't realize HOW much better it would be than the Constitution. It even does more damage!
I really wonder what most people who complain about balance consider to be "good balance"surely they mean weapons have obvious strengths and weaknesses and trade-offs between them with some being better or worse on certain fronts, against certain enemies, and/or in certain situations.they can't think "good balance" means "every gun is strong and powerful in every situation and kills every enemy quickly and easily", surely
>>544246574everyone has a constitutionnot everyone has an amendmentthe shitters hate the amendment because it's not ap3the backlash would be even bigger>arrowhead is locking MO behind paywalls
>>544245878>>544245914>>544245920>>544246094>>544246142nta but you can also prove it the other way by posting a webm of a railgun shot hitting the eye and not killing it (in two hits or whatever it takes normally)
>>544246574>Light penEw...
I'm almost at 1000 SC for my next warbond.I have:>Democratic Detonation>Freedom's Flame>Truth Enforcers>Halo>Dust DevilsAny suggestions? Was thinking of Borderline Justice because I like the gunslinger western aesthetic.
>>544246664I don't hate it, I just think it's not really worth using next to R63/CS
>>544246664I just didn't realize how good it was in comparism, I like marksman rifles the most and it feels a lot easier to hit weakspots with it than a lot of the others and has a tiny amount of recoil, and it being so easy to hit wears pots made me not even mind it being light penetration, though it meant I did have to take something else for in a pinch>>544246720I'm a medium pen stan and I still think you should try it if you can, I think a lot of light penetration guns are bad, but I really didn't mind it
>>544246832Urban legends for the Anti tank emplacement and hellbomb backpack
>>544246832Borderline Justice is really really fun but it has a weird thing where it's armor passive is useless for the gun that it has in the Warbond, but you should get it anyway
>>544246832wait for the one that comes out next week that will have the new bot meta
>>544246940urban legends doesn't have the hellbomb backpack, retardand ATE is the gayest stratagem in the game>>544246832borderline justice is gooddeadeye is alright, dynamite just got buffed and talon is one of the best secondaries the armors are dogshit though
>>544246574the damage is the biggest problemlike medium pen doesn't do shit for the constitution if it can't deal any damage y'knowwhich sucks bc otherwise the constitution is very snappy and smooth to shootit feels like solid thump on the enemy's head but in practicality it's like flicking someone on the forehead
>>544246832If you you like the gunslinger stuff the talon is goated. Though the (p2w) cowboy emote is a superstore exclusive
>>544247023>the armors are dogshit thoughI actually wear armor for aesthetic and rarely for its armor rating or passive.
>>544247023Talon is good enough to be used as a primary, I realized for a long time when I was taking the talon and deadeye that I wasn't even using the deadeye except for as a staggering support weapon basically
>>544247039it's enough damage to pop dev heads which is all you can ask of a DMR
>>544246832Servants of Freedom is fun.Ultimatum for quickly solving up to 2 heavies before restockingHellbomb Backpack for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAthe helmets can look kinda cool with some armors (the super store melee armor for instance)
>>544247149yeah, and they're dogshit aesthetically as wellbut you do youit's a very solid warbond - I forgot about the hoverpack, that one's really fun too
>>544247023>ATE is the gayest stratagem in the gameYou are gay
>>544247149BasedThe medium armor is kind of ugly though, it's way too topheavy and neither of the capes fit either set. Also, big fashion advice, the Superstore Dust Devils cape with the sun on the back goes PERFECTLY with the heavy armor from Borderline Justice, it's literally basically the exact same color as the collar cloth and makes it look like a cohesive canvas cloak thing
>>544246832Polar Patriots, Urban Legends and Servants of Freedom are all approximately the same tier, and the best of what's left.
>>544235204Every Helldiver will get their own bratty catbot pet once we liberate CyberstanSpeaking of which, when that day finally comes, will it be region-by-region like the battle for Super Earth was?
>>544247230absolutelythe butts are probably where it's at it's bestit just feels like shit usin it to pop bug or oversaar headsmaybe i'm askin for too much to expectin it to be an all around good gun like the amendment which really blows fuckers apart
>>544247616>maybe i'm askin for too much to expectin it to be an all around good gun like the amendment which really blows fuckers apartcan you stop? you're going against the /hdg/'s agenda that the amendment is complete garbage
>>544247668Do people really say that?
>>544245878>>544246664lying on the internet isn't cool
>>544247708after the MoC released we had a ~3 threads long melty about how it's unusable because it's not medium pen
>>544247760man am I retarded, >>544246664 did nothing wrong kek, meant for>>544246706
>>544242585skill issue
You need actual high IQ to properly use the ABRL
>>544248438>look I can easily take it down when it's alone and nothing is happeningI already addressed your point in the post, my brain damaged adhd zoomer friend.
>Drop my ego and take the Stalwart on a squid blitz missionI apologize. I did not understand and now I do.
>>544248609Notice how he got clipped by the fire for half a second and he immediately had to stim even while nothing was happening, kek
>>544248438>difficulty below 10>tries to hide itGet the fuck out of here, nigger
>>544242585>>544248609>2 (two) planets that explicitly tell you that there are dragon roaches>drop in unprepared >die>complainseriously are you just stupid, or illiterate?bring an ORC you babyor lower the difficulty.
>>544249153>dieNever died, groid.Learn to read, instead of calling others illiterate.
>>544242662that is gay, but it's pretty far from the worst thing
>enemy is objectively trash >retards will defend itpottery
>>544248604There are only 2 ABRL users in here and they are both retards
>>544242585>>544248438joke enemy
>10 am in afghanistan>nirah starts his webm spam
>>544248604is it any good against the roach after the change?
>>544249584>nothing is happening>"look at how I kill one of them!"Again, read the post.
>>544249540>There are only 2 ABRL users in here and they are both well-cultured, pure, noble and innocentfixed that for you
>>544246706I targeted the far right of the eye and then the black strip next to the eye. far right shot killed it, black strip shot didn't. the hitbox is not misaligned as shown in >>544237939
> take a break for a few months> oh new patch, let's play a bit> oh more shit got buffed again> AMR got buffed for some reason because???? Power creep?Diff 10 feels like diff 7 back in the days now. Jesus
>>544247760>no repliesErm... chud divers?
Why do people make fun of the Adjudicator. It's good isn't it?
>>544249984those """people""" are terminal shitters
>>544249676delicious melty
>>544249984either really really high recoil or really really shitty ergo for a not very high damage premium over other options.
>>544250086>took out someone before you got your shitty autoaim noob stratagem code outThanks for proving my point?It's not a melty, it's objective facts. It's an extremely overpowered enemy that is poorly balanced and ends up neutered by an armor-check.
>>544250216buddy they JUST nerfed it, untwist your panties already and stop bitching
>>544249840Baste
>>544249584>6 stims with resupply packPeople don't really play like this... Do they? Obviously the game is easy nigga.
>>544250289They didn't nerf it, they buffed it.You'd know if you had played on bugs since the patch.
>>544250216hmm, today i will let the threatening enemy close the gap and kill me instead of killing them firstmelty alert
>>5442499841. It's an assault rifle, and assault rifles are trash according to this general.2. It does less damage per magazine than Lib Pen, doubly so after the buff to Lib Pen damage, and has no magazine options.3. It has very few options to tamp down recoil and/or improve ergonomics, and all of those options don't improve either stat very much.
>>544250349>They didn't nerf it, they buffed it.??????
>>544250349retard
stop bullying the newfag
>>544250451Again>nothing is happening>oneShow me a webm of you killing 3+ in a row while you are fighting a bug breach and I'll concede.>>544250516>>544250554They buffed hiveguards and alpha bugs resistance to fire, which indirectly buffed the pressure of dragonroaches because now they don't kill bugs like they used to.
solo D4 bugdiving with constitution was pretty fun but I'll never touch that gun again lol
>>544250643>They buffed hiveguards and alpha bugs resistance to fire,no they increased how much status strength you need to set them on fire and then reduced the damage multiplier of the fire Do. they don't have a raw resistance to fire damage, they take as much damage as they did from the dragonraoch spit as they did before
>>544249984It is used by medium pen sissy boys who get pounded in the butt so much it removed their ability to sit still and thus aim
>>544250643>i will believe you if you kill 3 of the enemy that spawns every 5 minutes while fighting a breach>gets shown a webm of that happening>no no no i don't believe you because you used fire resist armor and stratagems, you have to kill 4 of them with 0 equipment and 0 boosters solo with 4 broken limbs only using a defender SMG and then i believe you.you're such a baby
>>544250884Your inability and refusal to understand information unless perfectly and literally explained it to you is incredible.
>>544251002Disingenuous argument.I accept your concession.
>>544251007retard
>>544250643>Show me a webm of you killing 3+ in a row while you are fighting a bug breach and I'll concede.Bruh you're seriously bitching that getting swarmed by heavy enemies in an already high threat situation kills you?You know what, I'm not even going to tell you to lower the difficulty. Instead I'm going to tell you to fuck off and play a different game entirely. Barbie Play Time Dress Up might be more your speed.
>>544251170You can easily deal with 20 BTs and chargers at the same time.Dragonroaches in high spawnrates blind you constantly while damaging you with damage that is basically impossible to avoid.It's not hard to understand that they are poorly conceptualized as enemies.
>>544251141you conceded when you moved the goalposts. but keep up your little superiority complex facade, it's funny.
>>544251302Have you stopped and thought for 1 second that being able to easily deal with 20 BT's and chargers at the same time is a BAD thing?
>>544251336I never moved the goalpost, the goalpost was set in the very first post you decided to interact with, you bumbling buffoon.>>544251361You can do the same with 20 warstriders, tanks, hulks and 20 factory striders or 20 meatblobs and 20 harvesters, it's just how heavies are in this game.
>nigr*h bullying a bumbling newfag with double digit hours againAnd it's a day that ends in y.
I for one am offended by how the ATe's firing sound reminds me of a tennis ball launchersend the sfx guys to surstromming bootcamp says I
I played with a guy who's gun sounded like literal "pew pew pew"What was that
>>544251717the halo assault rifle?
>>544251717sickle, probably
>>544250493So I should just use the Lib Pen? Acceptable, it's a neat gun
Bots are LITERALLY BUILT for human cock
>>544251762Yeah thats what it wasLooked at a videoFelt so cartoony and I couldn't find the gun on the ground because he never died Might have to try itSide tangent>look up gameplay for HD2>10 gorillion "what's up guys im here with the new laser weapon hit that like ahaha" videosI just want gameplay
>>544252040*human pussyThat's why they're all male, and why all the skeletons are male. They exterminate the men and breed the women. Canon btw.
Daily reminder of ignore the attention whoring discordtranny
>>544252380Is that also why they kill SEAF-chan and put her corpse into the biogrinder on the regular?
>>544252495SEAF-chan is too useless even for breedingVery sad tbqh
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244138771051/Bots D10 probably but squids if nonexistent demand is high enough
>>544252495died in childbirth
>>5442525653/4
>>544244086Bufftoddlers are literal crying toddlers kek
>>544252040No they aren't Not yet
>>544242585>constantly out of sight until the moment it can attack younot from my experience, they are usually in the open 24/7 unless you are in a bug tunnel>first line of fire is almost a coinflip to dodge without light armor and without looking at the skywalking in a single direction has worked for me>second barrage of fire breath has absurd tracking and repositioning that will basically always clip youthis is true, going prone reduces the damage by 90% though.>still absurdly tanky because: is a heavy unit, is fast, the moment it attacks you it also flashbangs you with green farts and while attacking you it will keep bobbing up and down, making sure you have a hard time landing a shotskill issue>can and will clip into terrain and make itself invulnerable during its stationary openingnever seen this happen>will keep spawning forever after you take them downthe spawn time is generous, you have more than enough time to kill them even with a stalwart.>will immediately know where you are as soon as they spawnive definitely seen them just wander aimlessly before>you are constantly swarmed by bugs on the groundmay i ask your bugs loadout? i have a feeling you use thermites>usually spore chargers are a thing, making it even harder to track what's going onnever had this combo, sounds like ptsd from one unfortunate encounter>map is usually obscured so you can't track them consistently unless you are looking at the skyhow is it obscured and how are you planning to track them without looking up>units were given slightly more fire resistance, so now the ground fire they leave around doesn't kill most bugs like beforeit never did>dragonroaches tend to spawn in either couples or triplets in D10 and they also tend to synchronize their dives, making it absurdly cancer to see where they arethis is blatantly false>when they die, they create ground hazards that are Schrödinger oneshots if you get close to their wingssure, just don't walk into them
>>5442525653/4, join RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
>>544249540I probably don't count as one of those because I exclusively use it on squid cities and never actually get a chance to fire it because I'm too scared of hitting friendlies.
>>544249540who?
How do I use the Deadeye? For accuracy against light pen weakpoints the Diligence feels better, while the DCS feels like it rips through AP3 parts
>>544253598You aim better
>>544253508you'd know if you joined lobbies
>>544253598what ap3 parts
>>544249540And they're both me. Watch out for my clusties, little gay boys.
>>544253508One guy name starts with U and the other starts with A
>Overseer swings his anal prod>Clip through a city wall to safety>"Hey alright">4 FleshmobsOh
ABRL works ok if you aim slightly above baddos instead of at themGives the rocket some time to get deeper in the group before it kersplodes
>>544253598>rips through AP3 partsthere's no significant weakpoints that require AP3 unless you mean something like headshots on overseers, which most AP2s already do better than AP3, you use AP3 to not care about where you aim into armored chaff.
>>544253952>tfw I know exactly who they are
>OK players you have opened the path to Oshaune!>NO YOU CAN'T LIBERATE IT, NO, I FORBID THIS! GRRR MY STORY>I'LL SET THE PLANET RESISTANCE SO HIGH HAHAHAHAH NOW YOU CANT LIBERATE IT AHHAHAH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU HAHAH... Why is Joel like this.
>>544254478>he wants to immediately end access to the new contentDumb fucking moron.
>>544254478It's your fault for thinking players actually have any agency at all and everything that happens inside already scripted in advance
>>544254478Hate to play devil's advocate, but I doubt you could brute force a hive world with soldiers in the same way we couldn't brute force Meridia. Joel's still a retard though.
>>544254478I'm calling it now: this next MO will be a scripted failure, everything is in place for Oshaune to become Super Earth's Klendathu drop.
>>544255013Next MO will be (one of a few, possibly) setup for getting to the magma worlds and the new bot missions. The amount of filler MOs depends on how much the swedes feel them having said "we had to push our update schedule back to fix performance :(" allows them to jack off for without the playerbase getting too pissed off.
>>544237729>Jeet BrigadeCyberstan 1# future galactic superpower!
How did we win the MO? Did chinkGODS save us?
>>544255475Joel is a lazy swigger and his excuse is that "we counted bayonet kills."
>>544255475They claim it's them counting bayonet kills that weren't previouslyWhich is naturally a total lie because that implies people got 8mil bayonet kills and that swiggers were actually tracking said kills
>>544255475>1 hour left with 31,000,000/40,000,000>go to bed>wake up>SUCCESSHad to be the chinks.
>>544246832use this tier list
>>544255475General Brasch stepped in with his double bayonet gun and fought bugs like Darth MaulI saw it
>>544255475chinks didn't do shit, Joel simply gave us the bone by including the bayonet kills of which he made the fuck up so the playerbase won't throw a melty
>>544255724other list
>Bunker Turrets no longer ragdoll>Die because a bunker turret ragdolled meWE WE ONE WHOLE DAY BEFORE ARROWHEAD BEGAN TO UNDO THE 5 WEEK PATCHGREAT START, SWEDEN
>>544256040we went*
>>544256040You're confused anon, there is no longer ragdoll from the projectile exploding, if it hits you directly it can still ragdoll you.
>>544256040dumb fuck
>>544256040It's the explosion they removed ragdoll for. If they nail you with the shot you still fall over. Read the patch.Fuck you.
>>544256145>>544256181Okay, what about the fact I got ragdolled by war strider grenades?
>>544256264what about it?the only thing that changed about the grenades is the frequency of that attack type
>>544256264That wasn't removed at all, did you read the patch notes? Here, I'll help.
>>544256360What do these words mean to you?
>>544256404>>544256181
>>544256040>survives getting hit directly by 120mm shell to the fucking torso>still complainsThe fuck is your problem?
>>544256450>A grenade is not a projectileOh, excuse me for having English as my first language.
>>544256525>The fuck is your problem?My problem is Swedes being vague in their patch notes.
>>544249540>>There are only 2 ABRL users in here and they are both psychopaths with no remorse for lifefixed it for you
>I'll try the new AMR on bots>Shoot war strider in the top "eye">White hitmarker>Shoot it in the body "eye">white hitmarker
>>544256801try fingers, but hole
>>544256801Yes they're both ap4
>>544256801The eyes are AV4. The AMR is AP4. It's working as intended.
>>544255632I 100% believe it Half the kills you get if not more are melee kills unless you're on bots
>>544256716This isn't vague anon, basically anyone with a functioning brain would have concluded they were referring to the main weapon. As if they meant the grenades they would have just said grenades like they did in the first two lines.
>>544257184>As if they meant the grenades they would have just said grenades like they did in the first two lines.So why the fuck cant they just say "Laser Cannons?" instead of a nondescript "projectiles explosion"
>>544256801retard
>>544254478>Why is Joel like this.It is the nature of all scandis.
>>544257184This makes sense for Bunkers, but it's definitely too vague for the War Strider.
I really like the idea of grenades just being a massive fuck you to groups of chaff. Wish pineapple didn't do jack shit with the little pelletes though.
Complaining about all this stupid shit undermines real complaints. If I were a bit more of a schizo I would think its a psyop.
>>544257445>and resistance to changes that would improve the gameDarktide did this with crafting as well. They use the same engine. I cant tell if its an Engine issue or Swede issue.
>they didn't even touch the adjudicator
>>544257692rifle is fine
>in all their patch notes AH is usually fine throwing numbers at players>in the last ones they constantly used slightly for the durability increases even though its usually something big like going from 0% durable to 20%so they avoided numbers on purpose to obfuscate how big the changes actually were, right? No other goddamn reason.
>Team of newbies>D10 bots>Out of reinforcements, I've got all the samples>Just me, my countersniper and autocannon against an endless wave of dropships>They're all counting on me>Die>The leader of the newbs goes "awww nice try"No... I'm sorry...
>>544258024Yes 100%. They also omitted a change or two, and ofc only omitted nerfs people would be mad about.
>>544258530how did they even get on d10 anyways, did you kidnap them
>>544257692Just aim better, wojaknigger
>>544258675They're like level 20 and I just hit quickplay
>>544258675>big le buff patch>retards think they are immortal now>go to d10>get humbled classic
>>544257692Hope you enjoy the 30% durable damage on all your targets now. Sorry you didn't get 30% bonus damage? Oof.
>German kid joins>Can hear the entire game through his speakers>It's in german>Keeps saying "I am german">"In germany we say X" whenever someone says something about justice or democracy
>>544258530Im not even that high of level (43) but I enjoy babysitting nudivers (me)
>>544258024Might have been rushed, but yeah 35% durable means you're better off shooting the hive guards body with ap3 now.>>544258957That's cute
>Swedes add marksman rifles to the game>Gets mad when you use themExplain
>>544258949>med pendeserved
Shoulda known it was the end times if the auto cannon was getting buffed.
>>544259056Because being an effective marksman ruins their "grunt fantasy"
I really don't like fighting in cities. Am I cringe?
>>544259160Well what the fuck do they want us to do, just use the liberator and nothing else?
>>544258957That's adorable
>>544259256They want you do what they do. Wipe on D6 and laugh at the heckin hilarious satire.
>>544259056How do they get mad?
>>544255013They already basically did that (and everyone was saying it was already klendathu) when we went in guns blazing when the content came out and failed the MO
>>544256404I'm pretty sure I've got a minor case of autism and even I understood they were referring to the laser cannon explosion only. how much of a fucking autist are you?
>>544260037>>544257264
>>544256404The projectiles is their cannons, the entire point of the grenade attack is to knock you down and force you put of cover
>>544260059again I ask how much of an autist are you if you couldn't get the implication?
>>544260110Were not talking about how they function.>>544260134Answer the question. Why do they need to use vague wording instead of just calling it what literally everyone else calls it?Why be specific about the grenades but then use vague wording for the laser canons?Why cant they be consistent?
>>544260059Most people associate the word projectile with like bullet/thing you shoot out, like projectile vomiting, a grenade isn't really thought of otlr said to eb a projectile usually even if I guess it technically is like if you throw it>>544260234Yes I am?
>>544260290A grenade is a projectile when thrown.
>>544260350Yeah, literally it is, but most people don't call it that in the context of videogames
>>544260392And most people call Laser Cannons "Laser Cannons" and not "Projectiles Explosives"
>>544260392Other way around.Grenades are typically projectiles while bullets are rays.
>>544260234look two entries up and notice the entry for the bunker turret, which uses the exact same weapon as the war strider laser cannon, used the exact same wording. anyone who isn't as much of an autistic retard as you understood it perfectly fine even with the supposed ambiguity.
>>544260523Context mattersBunker turrets explode when hitting impact. War Strider lasers do not.And on that note of bunker turrets>Command Bunker Turret>Removed ragdolling from its projectiles explosionActually means>It no longer Ragdolls you unless its a direct hitSo how the fuck can you blame me for this when Arrowhead themselves is vague about their own patch notes?
>>544260465Nobody calls bullets rays>>544260461If I was talking about the thing that warstriders shoot I'd probably not say laser cannon because the helldivers have lasers and they're yellow, the bots thing aren't so I wouldn't say laser, I'd probably have a more nondescript way to talk about them, and just say projectile
>>544260652Okay what do you call the ray cast when you get hit by a gun without a projectile?
>>544253712strider chin gunsgunship enginesplease don't tell me you actually have to use an ap4 weapon for those because lol lmao
>>544260652Nobody is going to get confused if youre on the topic of bot weapons though. If you say "War Strider Laser Cannons" nobody is going to think the weapons we use considering this thing https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Cannon_TurretLiterally called a cannon. And it shoots a laser.
Also its past midnight and I'm half asleep and Im more mad I cant see the fucking thing because the maps in this game have a 90% chance to be in the middle of the night and day never comes.
Anyone know why sometimes my liberator drone returns to the backpack to refill, then never comes out again no matter what? It didn't take damage and even manually pressing 5 doesn't do anything so I have to call in another backpack.
War Strider cannons don't even feel like something you'd call an explosive weapon
>>544260856impaired visibility is a staple of tactical shooters
>>544260718>get hit by a gun without a projectilePistol whipping?>>544260741Yes but I think most people also didn't get confused by how they did say it either
>>544260991I dont want it all the time though>Pick mission thats in the morning>Drop in>Middle of the night
>>544260954Are you 100% sure it didn't just run out of ammo?
>>544260647Because you lack common sense. Everyone understood but you.Even with your misunderstanding when reading the patch notes, you could have come to the correct conclusion on your own when playing the game. You should have noticed that the missed shots weren't ragdolling you like they did before, and that the direct impact did, "oh, so that's what they meant".Then, you wouldn't have made such a spergy post about it, then sperged out again when people corrected you. Blaming the world. You sperged, man.
>>544261083Yes. I ran across half the map with it stuck in the backpack so I had to call in a new one. It's happened multiple times too so it's not a 1 time thing.
>>544261098Consider: >>544260856Also stop projecting.
>>544261007>Pistol whipping?Lol
>>544260954I've had that happen a couple of times. Rare bug.
>>544260954>>544261276Its not a bug. It needs ammo.
>>544233948Nigga i told you that ever green would fit those videos pretty good
>>544261295It can get stuck even after a resupply very rarely. Don't worry about it, works on your machine.
>Arrowhead literally had to use deception to fuel their nerf fetish by making people think theyre getting buffed when the reality is everything got nerfedWhat is actually their problem?
>>544257692Adjudicator is excellent provided you use it as intended i.e. in semi auto, crouched or prone, and at mid to long distancesautomatic setting on a battle rifle is strictly an emergency option that you shouldn't need more often than once per blue moonif you dislike semi auto or DMR gameplay in general adjudicator simply wasn't made for you and can obviously only disappoint youstill, A+ pick for marksman vros
What would the bot hive lord be likeWe already have a bug worm and squid dragonWould it be another snake like thing or a mecha
>bugs d10>dragon spawns>call in rocket sentry and let it solo it>meanwhile I fend off the breach with a singular gas grenade>second dragon spawns>rocket sentry kills it>charger appears>I blow it up before it can charge>third dragon spawns>manages to destroy my sentry with its stationary attack>shoot its wings for 2 seconds>it diesIs this the unbalanced unintuitive bullet sponge impossible enemy I've been hearing about?
>>544261405They think the game balance is fine and all the faggots in their circle jerk bubble agree with them, so they didn't want to buff anything but were forced to by the pressure of the actual playerbaseSo they made a patch full of lies, and a video where they say they didn't nerf the Coyote when they actually did
>>544261605Duh.
>>544261616Noooooo you can't just bring a toolkit that covers certain enemies better than other players' toolkits!!!
>>544261671They also indirectly nerfed the flamethrower too
>>544261295That's the problem. It goes to the backpack to refill then never comes out again no matter what I do.
>>544261616Noooooo you can't just bringEAT, rocket sentry and gas and be completely immune to every enemy on the bug front!!!
>>544261969does that include picking up a resupply or ammo tin
>>544261676Another big woim then huhIt should fire a big ass laser
>>544261295Liar. Happens with laser dog too sometimes after dying and picking it back up
>>544261493Adjudicator semi auto is absolute ass. You need a headshot to kill bot troopers. It's okay if you want to cosplay a DMR. Not judging.
>>544261605this guy
>>544262832>You need a headshot to kill bot troopers.their legs are fatal and 90HP
>>544261605Either a massive mech or some kind of giant gunship.
Using the constitution on d10 was a mistake.
>>544262898Why not use DCS and one-hit them anywhere?
>>544263412because raiders are a waste of DCS rounds
>>544261493>Adjudicator is excellent provided you use it as intended i.e. in semi auto, crouched or prone, and at mid to long distancesThat's just DCS but worse.
DCS kills 15 devastators or 15 raiders per magjudi kills 15 devastators or 30 raiders per magtherefore judi is superior
someone ping me when ammo becomes an issue in helldivers 2
>>544263586DCS can't use full auto when needed. That's the point of a select fire battle rifle.>bbbbut the recoil
Friendship ended with thermite.Now dynamite is my best friend.
>the DCS is bad>this somehow makes the adjudicator not badimpressive mental gymnastics it's like comparing your stick figure drawing to someone taking a shit on a canvas and saying yours is better
>>544261605weaponized mining ship
>>544263550You don't have a DCS. You have a judy who can't even one-tap devastators.Judy is a cool weapon, we get it, but please stop pretending it's good.
>>544263963>DCS can't use full auto when needed. DCS max semi fr is like 30% less than Adj full auto. And there's straight up no situations where DCS clockspam/adj full auto is actually beneficial in any way. It's the wrong play for berserkers who managed to reach you, it's the wrong play for scout striders, it's the wrong play for devastators, and that's all assuming that you spend 0 milliseconds on switching from semi to auto.I don't even like DCS but semi-fire adj is a straight downgrade.
>>544263682liberator kills 22 devastators or 45 raiders per magtherefore liberator is superior
>>544264320I guess the Scythe with infinite kills per mag is the king of all weapons
>>544264372it's true, scythe >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> every other primary
>>544264372you mean the Double-Edge Sickle
Stalwart kills 125 devastators or 250 troopers per mag.therefore it's the best weapon in the game on all factions.
are they just incapable of making HD1 weapons in HD2 now or something?
>we just buffed a bunch of weapons!>look inside>nerfs