Spooky Ass Edition>NewsScream Fortress 2025 is live: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=254063Bug fixes and updates: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=255671MvM update progress: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=252400>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>544084060
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Will we ever get that bird thread?
>>544343982only if it's fat assed birds
Did Zesty win yet?
>>544344086Why are you so obsessed with ass?
>>544344140asses are nice.
>>544344241Only human ones are.
>>544344290wrong
Kill spooky pyros. Deny pyros their gargoyles. Blow pyros up with pumkin bombs. Steal crumpkins from pyros. Dont go trick or treating with pyros. Behead spooky pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a spooky pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a spooky gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy spooky pyro mains. Deficate into a spooky pyros sandvich. Launch spooky pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry spooky pyros in a wok. Toss spooky pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a spooky pyros gasstank. Judo throw spooky pyros into a woodchipper. Twist spooky pyros heads off. Report spooky pyros to Valve. Karate chop spooky pyros in half. Curbstomb spooky pregnant pyros. Trap spooky pyros in the underworld. Dump spooky pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify spooky pyros into a vat of acid. Eat spooky pyros. Dissect spooky pyros. Exterminate spooky pyros in MGE. Stomp on spooky pyros skull with the mantreads. Make spooky pyros check'em. Cremate spooky pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize spooky pyros. Mandatory trade bans for spooky pyros. Crush spooky pyros into a paste. Drown spooky pyros in jarate. Vapourize spooky pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp spooky pyros. Kick a spooky pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark spooky pyros from hat drops. Feed spooky pyros to alligators. Slice spooky pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
KINO
>>544344460Fuck spooky pyros. Have sex with gargoyle pyros. Blow loads on pyros' pumpkins. Give crumpkins to pyros. Go trick or treating with pyros. Get head from spooky pyros. Fuck a spooky pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy spooky pyro cunts. Have the spooky pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into spooky pyros. Fry spooky pyros' brains with sex. Toss a spooky pyro's salad. Urinate into a spooky pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw spooky pyros onto a bed. Blackmail spooky pyros into sex with their dox. Twist spooky pyros' nipples. Report your love for spooky pyros to Valve. Split spooky pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal spooky pyros. Give spooky pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit spooky pyros in the womb. Impregnate spooky pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon spooky pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a spooky pyro cum dumpster. Submerge spooky pyros into a vat of cum. Eat spooky pyros' pussies. Dissect spooky pyros' clothes off. Dominate spooky pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap spooky pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give spooky pyros health packs. Make spooky pyros suck'em. Cream inside spooky pyros' holes. Lobotomize spooky pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for spooky pyros. Give spooky pyros your love paste. Drown spooky pyros in mad milk. Whip spooky pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a spooky pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck spooky pyros like an alligator. Slice spooky pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.You're forgetting to add "spooky" to some of these"
>>544344603this butt shupos
https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfTf2/comments/1ohtn7u/psa_trick_or_treat_2025_its_halloween/FYI now's your chance to get the cookie badge for those interested
>>544344501Maybe if people hadn't complained about this OP we'd get more kino OPs like this one...
>>544344924Why did people complain about it? It's great!
>>544344982Some people have a stick up their ass and didn't like it was a reference.
>>544344846>have to give away things to redditorsI think I'd be happier without the badge
>>544343703Kino OP>>544343908>>544344603
>>544345459There's no minimal value. You can give away trash in your backpack and get a neat badge in return :)
>>544345583They accept shit like crates? That's surprising
>>544343703>>544343908>>544344603I love fempyro, brosAnyway, how would you fix the hot hand and the gas passer?
>544345637Thread ruined.
>>544345637- the hot hand now has a special spanking animation when using it on pyros (even allies)- pyro is now fempyronow it's fixed
>>544343703you really are here 247 thats sad
>>544345912the only one who is is the floydfag
>>544345637>Gas passerTone down the damage penalty and increase the speed buff duration.>gas passerReduce the cooldown, or make it charge based.
>>544345912What drives a man to be here 24/7?
>>544346007Mental sickness and nothing else going on for them
>>544346079Bruh that's crazy!
>>544346007basically this>>544346079
>>544346162what a sad existence
>>544346228It could be worse, I could have shupos saved onto my computer, luckily I don't.
>>544346295nah it's pretty bad even without those
>>544346162i think you documenting multiple anons as some person will always be sadder than that faggot ima be quite honest. just take the compliment i gave you that you're here 247 however sad it may be to others.
>>544346385>multiple anonshe just admitted to it lmao>>544346295
>>544343703>>544343908>>544344603>>544345637>>544345964holy shit
>>544346385>multiple anonsayo this nigga retarded
>>544346430False flag
>>544346430first it was mr firefox, and then it wasnt, then it was another anon, now its an autist.Nothing beats the fact that you are "documenting" this. Do something better with your life, or just take the compliment i gave you here >>544345912
>>544346584I'm not even the OP you're just a retard covering for another retard lmao
>>544346648yet you're mad at the personal comment directed at yourself... how queer, faggot
KICKED IN CASUAL FOR SHITTALKING TRANNIES, WHEN 5 YEARS AGO EVERYONE WAS SHITTALKING THESE NIGGERS. NAH THIS GAMES COOKED, FUCK ALL YOU PEDOPHILES
>>544346584bro's mad his autistic samefagging is exposed
opened 50 fucking pumpkins and I got nothing but junkim done with this event. absolutely lost all motivation
>>544346874sexwithhoney
>>544346856lmao it's true, imagine getting mad at a screencap
>>544346812IT WAS BADWATER, SO IT'S EITHER 50/50 chance your server is NEO-NAZI CITY OR THE FURRY POUND 2.0
>>544346812Transphobia is bad.
>>544346856you're a retard, you've been doign this for years and nothing trumps that. take the hint
Heβs so perfect bros
uh oh samefag schizo melty
>>544346929Mental sickness!
so....... tf2?
>>544347136sisters...
>>544347281Yeah
>>544347281You didn't even post a TF2 image which shows how little you actually care about the quality of this thread.
>>544347380nice
>takes an L back and goes right back to spamming fetish slop and gacha slop
Not a good day for combo Pyros...RIP Detonator stomping (2017-2025)
>>544347554Why does he keep losing every argument he participates in?
>>544347380sexsexsex
Zombie Infection is fun actually.
^ bro's pretending he's not holding the biggest L
>>544347695zombie infection and fempyro enjoyers? yeah.
>>544347695Just ignore the floydfag's meltdown. He's just gonna keep saying he won after we all laughed at him
Zombie Infection bros... how will we ever recover?
>>544347846what a sad, miserable existence
>>544347846The floyd poster isn't here.
>>544347846? Talking about you homo.
>>544347949no I wasn't it was directed at you retardkeep seething about screencaps
Do not question the coomer mind, for it only responds and engages with what stimulates its rotted, fried dopamine receptors mind
>>544348056God you're so sad man lol
>>544347846>>544347915>>544348056trvkes
>>544348058Truth bomb.
>>544347846he is legitimately here all day, first one to post in the morning last one to go to sleep
>>544348391What drives a man to spend his whole life on here all day?
Moldergrove is a decent map
>>544348503see>>544346079>>544346162
>>544348391shupo and fempyro sisters, our response?
>>544348651see>>544347949
>>544348919yeah thats directed at the fempyro/shupo spammer
>>544348978no it wasn't, I know you're retarded but learn to read post links floydfag>>544348391>>544347846
>New thread>Most posts are just floyd, shupo and fempyro drama
Give me a minute, I gotta uncrate
>>544349176Will it ever end?
>>544349176Clearly we need more fempyros
>>544349463I agree
>>544349463sex
>>544349176At least we know who really killed /tf2g/
>>544349517>>544349739>>544349751
>theyre still going at it
>>544349739shupo sex
>>544349739>Agrees>Doesn't post fempyro
>>544349873Will they ever stop?
>>544349913You're correctMy bad
>>544350038goonerchads run this site boyo
keep posting anime and fempyro for my folders pls
>>544350229
>>544349829I wonder why no one comes here, we've got nonstop 247 supply of fempyro fetish slop thanks to our local schizo...
>>544350504blud really thinks the fempyro that's been here for 15 years is the problem not the shitflinging and lack of updates
>>544350564ZAMN okay, ive been sleeping on you fempyro sisters...
>>544350472>>544350338>>544349861>>544350169yes very good
>>544350594that's crazy sister, but i dont think that's what kills all discussion.
>>544350795>no updates means nothing to talk about>not what kills all discussion okay so you're a bigger retard than I gave you credit for
>>544350739
>>544350882You can't think or say anything original. Be less sad, try being happy.
>544350992no more (you)s for you retard
>>544351041you're mad im right i get it
thanks for the (you)
>>544350746zamn its so good
>>544350920>>544350472>>544350169>>544349861>>544349463>>544347380
>>544350169
>>544354906hmmmmmmmm
>>544354906wtf I love AI now
>>544354906need this but with shupos
What is Zesty Jesus' next video going to be aboot? The Emporium?
>>544349176This is the part of the thread where you exit out and go do something else because this is never going awayseriously go play tf2 or something faggot
>>544354906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>Reverted Gas Passer respawn room fixes (GitHub fix from Bitl)what
>>544364612https://github.com/ValveSoftware/source-sdk-2013/commit/a36ead80b3ede9f269314c08edd3ecc23de4b160
>>544364693>immunity to gas passer in respawn roomswhat the fuck they were they thinking adding that inthank god that is gone
>>544365160broken image?
>>544365197lol yeah idk what went wrong there let me try againlevel 69 btw get viva on the phone
>>544365056>what the fuck they were they thinkinghttps://github.com/ValveSoftware/source-sdk-2013/pull/1485read the pr
>>544365272*Loud speaker* Clean up in aisle 4Viva needed on aisle 4
>>544365367well that makes more sense>This PR reverts the Gas Passer fixes in #1485, as the PR has been proven to be not effective on all maps.doesn't surprise me with the spaghetti backend
smissmas will be good
>>544366901egg making sex with gardevoir
>>544367005in tf2, right?
>>544367151um, yes, of course
glownigger down
>>544357346Matchmaking specifically and how dogshit the system is
>>544343703she missed the hit
>>544372812She left herself open, time to punish her
3 NIGASON CART
zombie infection is actually kinda fun on some maps
I'm starting to hate lochshitters almost as much as I hate beggar'sshitters now.>>544344102Yes. He has indeed won.
>>544372812
>>544374579this one is sloppy but only way i could really make it work lol
>>544374679it has soul and that's what counts
>playing Crasher and start feeling funny when I see a giant Sniperuh bros...?
>>544374579last one for now i think
>>544376835this but with giant fempyros
i think im gonna get an australium today
Zombie infection is still a dogshit gamemode.
>European posters sleeping while American posters argue about shit no one cares about again
>I main Buffalo Steak Sandvich Eviction Notice Heavy
>>544372812>>544374579>>544377043keep it up bwo
>>544377613So is this flower a new thing youre gonna start posting alongwith the paper bear and mother 3 whore and everything you spam? Should we be replying βsexβ to this or will you also be doing that for us?
>>544380371Own that fraud
You guys think they'll revert the Thermal Thruster fix? I'm seeing a lot of Pyro players complaining
>>544378624I like this image
>>544383185more QT tf2 mercs u say?
thinking about selling all my cs2 skins and moving back to tf2. now that the bots are finally gone and thereβs a halloween event going on, it actually feels like the good old days again. i kinda want to grab a nice all-class unusual, but there are so many new hats and effects since i last played that i have no idea where to start. any recommendations for someone who loves the circling heart effect? did they add any new heart-themed ones lately?
>>544377143nobody believes a man with fempyro mods "started feeling funning" after anything coomer
>>544382692why would they revert an exploit fix? many exploits have been fixed over the years, pyro isn't specialif they actually cared they could give the detonator the ability to stomp independent of the jetpack, but they don't do balance changes anymore
Why does no one actually play the damn game on 2fort?
>>544384631It's 2fort unc I need to farm funny clips for my climp dump video>Reference pose Heavy killbindsYup, that's going in the vid
>>544374579>>544372812>>544377043Sovlful
>2 (two) laid backs maps in the game>retards just HAS to join and complain its a different atmosphere than the other 300 maps in the gamewhy are tf2 players like this
>>544384631because "the damn game" (ctf) is boring and mindless dm is more fun, same with hightower
>>544384162>now that everyone is being forced to do soulless halloween contacts, it feels like the good old daysi need some of what you're having
>>544386482autism?
>>544384162>>544386482also don't bother with unusuals, they are either overpriced to hell and back or part of a shitty soulless case to the point your hat won't feel special at all unless it's purple grade or higher, which is just lame compared to the past.invest in strange / killstreak weapons instead because you actually use them
>Outburst (VSH) contract is bugged and counts one hit as 1000 damage points
>>544386967Still unpatched because no one wants to play VSH.
>>544386967>contract whores leaves after 1 roundI see this as an absolute win
>>544344603To keep you on your toes.
>>544343703>>544377043Sandvich make me strong!
>>544394884Konata, no!
>>544346162>>544346385>>544346430>>544346584its well documented that there's the floydnigger, the floydautist and the floydschizo. their goal is the same, but they are three different humans with personalities and feelings...
>>544397262
>>544394884Tetopan
>>544397262>somehow make the floydposters look normalthats funny
>>544365935Viva is too busy working the register
>>544398502I've never been a cashier before
>>544399576Bag it.
fempyro makes me wanna jack off
Fempyro makes me wanna bag groceries
shupos make me wanna jerk off
what's zesty's next video and will it bring back our favorite puppet to our favorite game?
did a retweak of my dollar store ana rifle
b4nny (referring to Fempyro's ass): It's fat
>>544385148Incorrect.
intercourse with fempyro
>>544405691>>544401043>>544403718this but with demomanfloyd
>>544405776no
>>544406506yes
>>544406532No
>>544406532no
>>544406679Stop saying that.
>>544406821ok>>544405776this tho
>>544405776You mean femofloyd
>>544407302woah fempyro sisters...
>>544401043>>544403681Objective femclass rankings (from most to least attractive):Mimi-sentry >>> Femscout > Femoman > Fempyro > Femsniper > all of the othersLatex bodysuits are fine but the gas mask is a big "no thanks / not interested"
>>544407538sex
>>544407475Has a human face too which makes her even hotter.
>>544398275SEXOOOOO
>>544404878I will now play Sniper
>>544407538>Doesn't post a femclass>Sentry over actual humans
>>544407838The femtry guns are the only femclasses with any personality, they honestly seem more human than the actual humans.
>>544408838sexo
Bapo Cobalto! must be my fav spell of all time. it's common enough that it's actually a viable strategy as soldier. Get yourself a crit candy and shit steamrolls from there. 10/10 would use the spell againwhat's your fav spell /tf2g/?
>>544408982Stop replying to your own posts.
544410396that's (You) in a nutshell though
>>544344460faggot
>>544343703this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>544410396There's really never a time when I post without an anime girl. It ain't mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWijx_AgPiA
>>544411198Why not?
>>544409859basic bitch answer here but probably the meteor spelli just like chucking it at a big clump of enemies and letting the killsound dump happy chemical into my brain
>>544412813sexsexsex
>>544413023because transgenderism doesnt exist in the TF2 universe.
>>544414121Trvke
What are some of your favorite canonical things from tf2?
>>544415856>I'm a mapper from Israel and this is my map
>>544416341chortled irl
>>544394884>>544398275Cute n saved
Plants Vs Zombies is canon to tf2 because the soldier and pyro can put a bucket and road cone over their heads respectively.
whats our league starter boys
>>544424942dorans shield or ring
>>544425420not league nigga! (i can say that, demo is my 4th most played)
>>544426156dota?
>>544424942longsword three pots
>>544411028No brain pyro main
>>544424649I wish there were more pvz gw related items in tf2, maybe a promotional weapon or something like that
>>544415856Furries
>>544436107>>544415856>An entity being named 'nigga cat' was enough to get a map removed from counter strike >this shit is okay
>>544384164>funningESL babble
>>544407538holy pleb taste >>544407838trvke
>>544436308ummm quiet down hecking chud valve is a furry company loser
>>544436308or maybe it was all the copyrighted textures
>>544415856do we reaaaally need softcore furry porn in a tf2 map?
>>544438820actually, valve is a Brony corporation
So... i just never had this before>>544343703Nigger tier fetish
>>544442423nigger tier post
>>544407538>>544408838Mimi Sentry doesn't even fit the game's art style. Her hair looks like play-doh and her face looks like stickers glued on. Also her creator is a tranny that put a trans flag in the model. Figures that the animetard would like her more than the actual TF2 oriented designs.
>>544442583trvth nvke
>>544442583>>544407538>>544403681Something something, pots and kettles
>>544442931I don't know what you're >implying but I'm a straight man stating facts.
Marshlands is such a mediocre turd of a map
>>544407538footfags don't get to say they're objectively correct about anything
>>544443189we arent born gooners, we are blooped into it...
The niggers that play this game are braindead lemming groupthink NPC retard goycattleYEH VOTEKICK ME FOR NO REASON BECAUSE SOME TORLL THAT JUST JOINED ANTAGONIZED MEEEEEEEEE
>>544444823calm
WOW I WAS GONE FOR 20 SECONDSON A DEAD SERVERA DEAD FUCKING SERVERONLY WIGGER ZOOMER NIGGER GROOMER GOONER TROONER NIGGER GAY NIGGERS PLAY THIS GAME WTFFFFFFF KS GLING ON
WELL... welll... it never even begun so i guess fuck it fuck it fuck it cyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :DDD
ah sweet a schizo meltdown
>>544446715this kid is PISSED
>>544440147Overcast literally has clips from The Thing in it and the TV was stolen from another map maker lol
>>544448926The funniest part is that the map maker "removed" this by putting static over the tv but if you noclip inside you can still see The Thing.
>>544448926>>544449246I remember the Emporium was seething about that Reviewbrah portrait because it was run through AI. They started screeching everywhere that Overcast was made with AI because of that one easter egg. Hilarious how based of a map Overcast is
Is there no way to force bots to equip items (Danger Shield, Batallions Backup, etc.) and gain the effects from them?
>>544450562Like in offline servers? I don't think so without plugins, but there's addcond commands to activate specific effects and conditions on yourself
>>544398275lazy one
>>544443448>Heard people hyping the new "Hold the Flag" game mode>Just turns into a waiting game for the timer to run out when you have the intelYeah it's pretty mediocre
>>544451339good job
>>544382692>>544384365womp womp
>>544451339I need to fuck this boy
>>544448926>>544449246>troonporium melted over this tooGOD that shit was so funny to witness
>>544451891[pans the camera outward]
>>544452261this is the same faggot that got sprays nuked from your temp directory by scaremongering about CP and wasn't satisfied that decals didn't get the same treatmentfuck this guy
>>544382692what did they fix with the Thermal Thruster?
>>544453280based
>>544453416truly hate zees and unusualsandvich its both of them btw
>>544453416No, that was this guy
>>544453537There was a bug that allowed to keep the thermal thruster stomp effect with a different secondary, like the detonator, it was used by combo pyros for flashy clips
>>544453767this troon faggot also threatened to paywall and put malware in his hud too
>>544453767fucking npc's 800+ likes where this never happened
>>544454323Fearmongering and virtue signaling are a hell of a drug.The funniest part is he tried to claim bots were spraying illegal imagery when A. they were never programmed to use sprays and B. even if they were, sprays were disabled on casual and bots only targeted casual
>>544453868oh i forgot that was even a thing, honestly would prefer if they just buffed the thruster itself but i guess thats just a non needed nerf
Citadel and Odyssey are peak (actual truke)
>>544454815I do not care for Citadel's last point.
spy is back on the menu boys
>>544454815stop stealing posts from reddit
>>544453767Can you please stop bringing up my girlfriend's past mistakes? She said she was sorry
>>544447168NoOOOOoO!! Dont Kick me!!1 IM HEREREE. Please...
niggas will sit afk in spawn the entire match but the picosecond a vote is called they suddenly activate
>>544457685I was taking a piss though for 5 minutes and getting a snack then a wank then a huff of glue
did they ever fix the marked for death icon lingering forever
>>544382692>fixing a niche bug that was only relevant for people making frag clips>dragon's fury still can't deal full damage to DDS snipers and has been this way since it was released
>>544460112>valve doing anything that inconveniences sniper
I want to get one of those sings and use a decal on it, but what should I make it? What should I name it too? I thought about putting Ellen's ass on there and calling it a day
>>544461369ass is always good or rolling for the image
>>544461369sex
>>544461369fat fempyro ass
>>544462032fat furry fempyro ass*
>>544461369They're not expensive or anything, so you may as well. Maybe get a second one and have anon's roll for it and provide their own anime girl ass and name
>>544462032*fat shupo butt
>Both teams are made up of identical copies of the same peopleHas this ever been acknowledged or explained in any official material? The closest time two of the same members on a team have ever interacted was the Meet The Spy video from my memory.
>>544464449And when I say acknowledged, I mean by the characters.
>>544461369
>>544464449Comics only have one team of 9, technically Engi is on BLU but he's the only Engi and sees the others on RED as his colleaguesOtherwise the domination voice lines against each otherThere's also the hoard of Soldiers in Meet the Medic but they don't do much other than die
>>544464449Nope. Just donβt think about it.
>>544464449There's exactly one time they acknowledge it, in Loose Canon Blutarch says his brother hired an identical team of mercs. They've never said why they're identical. You have instances of RED Demo interacting with BLU Soldier in the War comics when the normal Soldier is on RED. Not a whole lot beyond that
>>544464449>>544469573the easy way to explain it is that autobalance is canonical and>half the mercs are too big of idiots to question it (scout, soldier, demo, pyro)>other half dont question it because they're there to get paid or have ulterior motives (spy, heavy, medic, engi, sniper)scout is too dumb to understand the implications of being moved to blu, for medic its just more chances to operate on his test subjects. for sniper its just more cash to send back home.and then sometimes (red/blu)tarch hires a few shitters to try and get the upper hand only for them to die.
>>544464449they don't get paid to ask questions....
>that one VSH player who spent 3 hours on the server wanting to play as the boss watching the same guy get picked as Hale for the third time
>>544461369>>544462032this desu
>>544478490fempyro sexo
>>544478950many are saying this
>>544470497>the easy way to explain it is that autobalance is canonical andThat doesn't explain anything though. They can't switch sides and fight themselves if there's only 1 of each. The only way that would work is if there's clones of each other.Honestly, clones might seem like a generic explanation but it would be the easiest way to explain things like the identical teams and even respawning. They just unfreeze another clone when one dies. This could also lead to clone identity crises where they start wearing hats to stand out from each other. Identical teams also lines up with the Adminstrator trying to prevent either brother from winning. Everything just falls into place.Then you factor in stuff like this>>544472071Why do we need your blood when you sign up? Why are you fighting clones? Don't ask questions
I think people overthink the gameplay elements of TF2.
Spy DOES have a third arm and you can't tell me otherwise
>>544483065When we're talking about the story in the comics that did directly mention things like the 2 teams it suddenly starts mattering.
fuck yeah
>>544483065if heavy can wear a lunchbox as a cosmetic item while he has the shotgun equipped then why can't he have the shotgun and sandvich equipped, what are the lore implications of this???
i'm GOing to order PIzza
>>544485669noice
>>544485669shupo pizza?
>>544486118mmm...shupo cheese pizza...
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
>>544489202because you're still here
>>544489236Stop saying that.
>>544489303you keep asking the same question, so you'll get the same answer
Who killed /tf2g/?
>>544492846who killed hannibal?
>>544492846it was MEH
you guys play any gacha games?
>My favorite Zombie Escape server is pretty much dead now 99% of the timeNot sure how much further I can go on bros
>>544497194I play Fire Emblem Heroes but it's been getting more and more ass every year with powercreep
>>544494512aye did it like this
https://old.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/1oixu1t/a_postmortem_on_the_issues_in_afterlife/interesting read
I hate to say it but TF2 might be well and truly dying now
>>54450358090% of that is third worlder bots btw
>>544503580halloween is a plague upon this game, it redirects 90% of the cattle to the worst fucking map in the game, essentially paralyzing the game ecosystem for a full fucking month
>>544503647the bots were genocided though, it never went back to the highs it was at including the idle botsthese are the real numbers and that's why it's so low
>>544503647we dont have money to host bots
Gabber
Lithuania
gabber loves shaving sewer manholes like a good lithuanian wagie
I really enjoyed Midnight Mercenaries.
wait when did they change your eternal reward?i dont play spyggers
>>544515442Like 6 years ago
>Check community servers list>ALL of them are dead, completely with zero playersNow I remember why I stopped playing this game in 2016. Killing community servers killed my interest in this game. All those fun and awesome servers I played on as a kid, just gone overnight.
MvM update tomorrah or nah?
>>544472071>Always wanted to know how they found and hired the mercs>A random snippet inside the album is the most we'll ever getSo they all just found an ad in the newspaper and agreed? I can live with that
best way to get taunts nowadays?
>>544521225Trading sites, look around which site is asking for the lowest priceThey're usually cheaper than purchasing taunts from the Mann Co. Store even during the Smissmas sale
>goblincock server is shutting downRIP to a real one
>>544523314gg
>Is that a major bug fix you submitted to the github? I'm gonna have to remove it as a duplicate because someone else vaguely suggested fixing this in 2012. I'm sure Eric will see that fix buried under hundreds of newer fixes>Also if you disagree I'm gonna have to report you (I love powertripping) :)
>join power house>YOU LOSE>vote bugs out so I get to free put the server to cold front>server dies off>shitstomp what little is left of the enemycool..
>>544525505Sperging about some github janny
>dude teh awesome faec>release date: 2022Grim
>>544529023
>>544529890>awesome faceholy soul
>>544529890Looks based to me
>>544520832they were the best candidates for their jobs
>>544523314whyyyyyy
If I join another game of Upward and it's full of snipers and spies I'm gonna jump off a cliff.
What makes me a good sentryman? If i wasn't I'd have a structurally superfluous new behind
there's more.it contains pornography starring every man here.
>>544535330rekt
>>544523314aight who got groomed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZS0m7kZhigis this a legit stream? showed in my recommended but im sceptical
>>544537898it's an hour of ai generated gabe talking how to get free cs2 skins to trade up for knives on a loop. i skipped around and never saw it actually talking about tf2 so probably just general clickbait because tf2 fans will watch anythingthe free skin angle and QR code is where the scam and money is being made
>>544537898www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kO6Dj2XNfYit's this video on loop
>>544537898you're joking right? just look at the channel for five seconds
>>544537898Yes it's 100% legit. Gay Ben himself will give you FREE SKINS if you just scan this QR code and enter your Steam username and password. Don't miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
>>544537898How did he lose so much weight?
>>544529890sex sex sex sex
>>544503580I'm not surprised. The matchmaking has been broken for weeks. It takes me like ten minutes to find a match even when the activity is green. This is the worst Halloween update, probably ever, and unless it releases tomorrow valve lied about the MVM update coming before Halloween.
>>544538276yeah that's what i thought, weird that it even got recommended since i dont dip into tf2 content since july>>544538908damn, well now i know, i never intended to click anything but it was surprising seeing scam streams on my front page
Which do I like best?
>>544523314If I ever get a job I should make my own server
>>544542395Is this a new hero? Too much covering his face 0/10
>>544454815There is wisdom in your words, man of the west. I get tired of hearing all of the redditor takes like:>Odyssey is Overwatch-coded!!!>Citadel has too many sightlines!!!!>You shouldn't be able to build on the cart!!!0/3 of these statements are accurate
>>544543671sex sexo sex
>>544537898Underage.
>>544540252Uncle Dane said this was the single best scream fortress though
>>544543979im 23
>>544540252>It takes me like ten minutes to find a match even when the activity is green.where? antarctica? australia? asia?
>>544545563underage is a mentality, not an age
>>544545563yeah it's legit
>>544545808mentally everyone on 4chan is 10
>>544545563Mentally you can't be older than 12 if you believed in that shit for even a second.
>>544542395right
>>544543671I don't even understand what people mean when they call something an overwatch map
>>544542395left for set bonus>>544546884uhhh clipsisters nonono........
>>544547942
>>544548297
>>544548297the hell?! she farted?!
>>544548580my cum
I haven't been playing TF2 for a few days now, I am taking a break from it.
>>544551901Stop replying to your own post.
(You)
>>544552926Shup up
>>544551901>>544552751all me
Shup UP!
>>544553527shupos my beloved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6pFp-wtvWYWhat did /tf2g/ think about this STBlackST gem?
>>544554214kino
Why is it that only the TF2 servers are constantly getting assblasted? Can't even play the damn game again, what is going on?
>>544553527https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/30/Heavy_yes03.wav
>>544555074works on my machine :^)
>>544547942i can see his butthole...
so why exactly don't we have blogposts for promoting community servers?
>>544559939uh we had goblin cock, we have uhhhh t pound, uncletopia. nothing really
>>544560383I mean on the teamfortress blog, what is their excuse for only promoting comp slop and not what players actually benefit from
>>544561540yeah that's why i'm listing all the ones people play that aren't x10000 orange fortress all crit 2fort
>>544562313maybe we've had more if the people in charge of the blog cared to promote them...
>>544540148rich enough to afford a thousand cases of ozempic
>Be me >Play TF2 from the ages of 14 to 17, or from 2013 to 2016>Play mostly surf servers, and other community servers filled with tons of people, forming a community, making friends, etc>Meet Your Match Update happens>Watch as all my favorite servers die an agonizingly painful death >Never play the game in any remotely serious fashion ever again. I'm just as pissed off as I was back then, as I am now. Valve ruined one of the funnest gaming communities I've ever been a part of solely because they wanted to cater to a minority of their fanbase. Nobody likes this update, no one ever liked this update. The anger of my 17 year old self is still fresh nearly a decade later. I dreamt about one day getting australium weapons, getting all kinds of cool gear, becoming an integrated part of the community, but since that update, all of that motivation completely went down the shitter. None of that maters when there's no community to take part in.
>>544564871>>544565148>reminding me that 2016 was 9 years ago
>>544568272somehow blonde gordon and black spy are creepier than glowing eyes gabe
>>544568272
>>544568272DemofIoyd reference
>>544568805mfw every ching and ice golem gets btfo in a single day
>>544570817>everyone rushes to sell knives>everyone rushes to buy red and make them worth more>knives devalued so more of them fits in the 2k steam market budget>infinite 15% cut in just 1 patch notehouse always wins
>>544571391you get disconnected after like 5min of inactivity
feels good man
>only get ban when the satan'cord come to flood the thread with some furry slopNo surprise there! Huh!! Like clockwork, no matter what day year month week i post here, they are always like that. Satan works in predictable ways, really.>>544194258ORIGINAL POSTIdk what this tails shit is about but Tails is definitely a guy, he just looks like a guy. How could it be a woman?He isn't even pinkThis is 6 yr old logic but it's sound.UPDATEAnother gay nigger TF2 player called LUNA on the tranny team with all the other gay pedo satanist tranny niggersall writings wroted when i was on 26th and i sleep after play tf2 and stoic feeling HAHA :)>>544194723God runs hell now too, it's the old testament god btw ;)
are troons in casual actually a huge population, or are they just a very vocal minority
>>544576032maybe in america
>>544576032MAKE NO MISTAKE, THEY WALK AMONG US..
>>544575932>>544576532satan and demons and dimension crossing are not real things, if you are going to hate people, at least keep the reasons based in reality
what the fuck is blud waffling about ^
im uncomfortable... gonna play some tf2.
>>544576886erm
>>544576886>>>/x/
>>544576886AHA okay keep it to yourself next time. You funny... for a literal hellish entity.
>>544575932>>544576532>>544576886
>>544576886he's right you know, the other schizo pretending us demons are posting here is crazy
>>544577779why doesn't the serverhave inactivity kick enable lmao
purplemisty had a thread meltdown?
TF2 TF2 TF2 IS MY TF2
>>544577305>ermis this the new ironic thing? some retard on 2fort spazzed the fuck out the other night because some guy said "erm, yeah, that objector isn't cool"
>>5445816951st week on the internet?
>>544581695you have to be 18 to post on this site
out fukken skilled
>>544581695erm... no!
>>544583632It wasn't skill, it was luck.
>>544584507t.out fukken skilled cemoknight
>>544347608what actually changed?
Oh boy, I can't wait to see my loot!
>>544584507rekt and will al;ways BE capial BE
did the mvm update happen yet? I can't wait to unbox my aussie original.
>>544587308yep, buy tickets NOW!
>>544583632hehe good shit, my man!
>>544587308the first part comes out on august 27th 2026 and the second part coming right before halloween 2026
>>544583632is this on casual? how do you get custom class portraits on it
>>544583632nice fragger bro
>>>/v/724515865damn it is big
>>544583632Bro, that was sick big guy (male)!
>>544586764What's it gonna be?
>>544588140still waiting for it to open its only going up
>>544523314Does anyone know why?
>>544588247Post when it reaches a funny number
>>544588263money nigga
>>544581820>>544582336>>544583926okay well normally I don't see people willfully looking like dorks, least of all on Trolling Faggots 2
>>544588353i restarted my game, i wanted to do more contracks lol
>>544588376Out of neetbux?
>>544588494..........................
>>544588585still have like 30 to do, never can do them since the foid is always busy and no friends wanna join i dont have time to be funny anymore
>>>/v/724515865
Demo
FIoyd
5GorgeFloyd
Sucks
>>544590160floyd
>>544590160begins with an f then ends with a d
Festy Jesud
>>544590160>>544590285>>544590328trvke
>>544590360Fempyro x Demofloyd.
>>544590072Who told them about my cookies?
now that the dust has settled, did anything happen after the slurs.tf stuff?
>>544590518
>>544590986Solarlight is still writing his 400 page apology essay
Why is someone spamming/flooding the thread with irrelevant nonsense?>>544590986No.
>>544590496
>>544591154floydfag spamming because he's bored
>>544591154the schizo's desperate for attention today, just ignore it and do the needful
floydgod
>>544591154At least it's not shupo and anime girl slop.
>>544590986Still waiting for SolarLight's apology
>>544592528He doesn't need to do one.
tricked you, it's egypt and we're both phlog pyros
>>544343703Which mercenary has the biggest penis?
>>544594027fempyro
>>544594131Nu-uh, females don't have penises.
>>544594131truke
>>544594451That's not a real word.
>>544594027pauling
>>544594131trvke
So how come the strange southern hospitality is the only wrench who's primary count is wrench kills and not sentry kills?
>>544594545Incorrect, she isn't a merc and females don't have penises either.
>>544594131she's obese and her cock is fat btw
>>544594131>>544594545i'm gonna need some proof on those claims please>>544594770cuz its a wrench for killin
>>544594131false coal
TF2? What does that mean?
645vermin
>>544596960say that to everyone saying trvke
>>544597102"trvke" comes from "trvth nvke" which means "truth nuke".
go back
>>544597220Go back? Where to?
>>544597202yes that's a sharty thing tho
I don't actually know what the opposite of a trvke is so I said coalI don't use sharty btw
>>544597515Source?
>>544597569it's brimstone thoughly
>>544597715
>>544597812noted
>>544594131god i wish i were fempyro
>>544594131factually true, the transition served them well!
obsessed
>>544594027Archimedes
>>544594770It was an oversight and nobody has ever equipped the Southern Hospitality so nobody cares.
>>544602606I did once.
I dreamt that the Southern Hospitality had the same "less HP = speed" stat as the Escape Plan.
>>544604034it would be more interesting than what it is now at least
the opposite of a trvke is debvnked by snopes
>>544472071>>544520832Makes you wonder what the Scout's first kill was like
>>544594131deboonked by snoopes
How you would fix hoovy?
>>544609757impregnating fempyro
>>544609767what's wrong with him
>>544609767lunchbox slot let Medic gain overheal with the chocolate bar and crits on all weapons with the steak
>>544610062Sniper still exists.
>>544610297oh then that's an easy fix
if you didnt get banned from all normie/troonlover servers you aren't playing this game correctly
>>544609767Give me a primary that is literally nothing. The Heavy just doesn't bring a Minigun, which means he isn't lugging it around and he walks a bit faster because of it.
>>544610403I just join a server and play the game and frag and voice_enable 0 and hud_saytext_time 0
>>544517674>>544565148if you want silly/stupid/"surreal"/objectiveless maps: samwiz's stupid server.its only active for a short period throughout the day (UTC: 8pm to 2am, some days it lives a bit longer. you're kinda fucked if you usually sleep then)you need a public profile to join because a group of DDOSers killed the server a few months ago and it still hasnt fully recovered (granted, it'd probably recover faster without that block...)the two rules are>dont be excessively rude (no slurs, yadah yadah you get the idea)>dont be horny (at worst you'll get decal banned if you accidentally spray a NSFW image or forget to unequip a bad sign)and both of these are really only because samwiz occasionally posts youtube videos so he probably wants to keep the server clean for if he ever decides to record.in other words, just hide your powerlevel.i dont like the rules either but this server is one of the last of its kind.there's also a bi-weekly event where the mods take everyone to a set of five untested workshop maps while they do a bit on a given theme (wednesday and saturday, starts at 10pm UTC)
Tomislav completely outclass everything in most scenarios, even stock. Giving it bigger damage falloff would be a start but other weapons still need tweaking.
>>544611573isnt the whole point of the tomislav that you trade off close range damage for long range damage?>less damage when some unlucky fucker is standing right next to you>more damage when someone is far away and only taking a part of your bullet spread.
>>544611573what's worse than it being better than everything is that it plays exactly the same as stock, it's so fucking boring
>>544612327>Revs up faster>Still outdps anything but PyroIt barely counts as downside, if you see another heavy at close range you can just fuck off or get some distance.
>>544612751they should revert a lot of stuff, but it wouldn't be a bad start
>>544612751they should put my dick between those shupo asses
>>544612751that goes without sayingnice shupo btw
they should revert the base jumper
team fortress twupo
>>544613558i wish...
>+20% damage resistance when above 50% health and spun upThere fixed.
>>544554214bwo... you can see her ears...
why does gr0k hate us?
>>544613558they should revert fucking everything. why is the GRU still fucking useless.
>check out the frags from the past two threads>random crit>kritzkrieg crits with beggars but only 1 kill>no airshotsgrim
reminder that beggar's is the most braindead weapon for the already most braindead class
wy dont they talk about tf2 on UFR anymore
>>544616889yeah but it's fun
>>544616383based
>>544586736Can no longer keep the jetpack stomp on the detonator
>it's okay because it's le fun hurr durrNot for me, the one on the other side of the equation.
>>544620001yeah but it's fun to make you not have fun
>>544616889To be honest trying to rank Soldier primaries by """skill""" is a pointless exercise. They're all braindead.>b-b-but muh direct shit-Easier to frag out with than any weapon wielded by any other class, sad to say
>>544520832https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX8btO7gVyUI like to imagine this scene is how they got their class names (and Scout obviously had to complain)
>>544520832I always thought the Admin / Ms Pauling sought them out themselves. They all made headlines for themselves>Scout was the leader of a gang in Boston>Soldier literally taught himself how to use guns, flew himself to Poland, and went on a killing spree of anyone he thought was a Nazi>Pyro probably caused a massive fire somewhere>Demo tried to blow up the Loch Ness monster and killed his adoptive parents by accident>Heavy single-handedly escaped a gulag >Engineer is the grandson of Radigan who was already on the payroll and even then probably had headlines about his achievements>Medic crashed some Prime Minister's wedding and probably was known for being a mad scientist>Sniper probably killed some high profile dude on a contract or otherwise was known as a Bear Grylls survival type dude>Spy is supposedly one of the best assassins on the planet (before the comics made the TF team le bad)Every one of them has a reason for the Administrator to send one of those TV agents to offer them a job in a dark alley
>>544620117Default stock rocket launcher is the single most high-skill-ceiling weapon in the game and I am 100% serious about thatany hitscan is immediately ruled out cause projectiles requires both aim and predictions. Demo's pipes are a close second but the skill ceiling of that is tied to how you combo it with stickies. Less of the actual weapon itself. But also rocket launchers are used for jumping as well as damage, so there's more things to get good atClass mechanics like scout's fast movement speed isn't a weapon so doesn't count
>>544621997peachy luigi bros? did we lose
>>544623085We lost that official so no luigi you're still winning
>>544621604>Scout was the leader of a gang in BostonI thought he was just a guy who got in street fights
>>544623987>With seven older brothers on his side, fights tended to end before the runt of the litter could maneuver into punching distance, so the Scout trained himself to run. He ran everywhere, all the time, until he could beat his pack of mad dog siblings to the fray.He was in a gang with his 7 brothers and eventually became the leader (or at least the fastest)
>>544520832Yeah basically. They're not shown to be intelligent except for maybe medic and spy. They're just sociopaths that love killing who found an ad probably in some gun magazine and answered.
>>544626140>except for maybe medic and spy.How did you forget Engineer
EVROPA brother here.matchmaking worked perfectly fine. did all my halloween contracts in 2 days. maximum wait time under 5 minutes. servers were always filled with 18+ players
what's the 'sensus on El Mustacho
>>544621604i had something long typed up, but then i accidentally pressed escape and i dont feel like typing it all up againso a tl;dr instead,>dont take what the comics portray at face value about the team's skill>every merc has at least one trait that makes them exceptionally dangerous killers, even if they're insane or retarded.>they are arguably one of the best teams when on even ground, its just that they get the bargain bin crap because nobody takes them seriously.anyways this also got me thinking, wonder if valve will ever give us a TF game where we play as top of the line mercs.
>>544630459>did all my contracts in 2 daysYeah, you didn't.
>>544631337i am unemployed and have over 10k hours in the game
>>544631392The servers were literally broken
>>544631426it works on my machine
>>544343703https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EDvX-7p36Y
>UFR without Zesty: 6 viewerslmao
>Or a chilling glimpse into a future that could arrive as soon as, again, Wednesday, August 27th with a second part arriving right before Halloween?>with a second part arriving right before Halloween?>checks dateupdate status?
>>544616889you gotta start blindpyromaxxing
>>544634241It's actually surprising just how much ALL of the discussion in this game is carried by Zesty:>Emporium cliqueNobody else talks about it besides Zesty>Cosmetics that don't belong in the gameNobody else talks about it anymore (FUNKe retracted his video)>Low-effort warpaintsNobody else brought this up besides Zesty>Idle botsNobody else looks into this besides Zesty>Quickplay removalZesty made this a major talking point
>>544591047>>544592528>MIA for over a monthHow long is his apology gonna be
>>544609757>>544609767why did we ignore the fempyro post and talk about heavy?
shupo status?
>>544641976Soon
>>544641976The cancer has metastasized.
Serverblight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpbHONmC_as>manager of a store is obsessed with stockpiling glorified jpg images with no real valueI was completely incapable of not being reminded of a certain tripcode user in /tf2g/ while watching this
>>544616383based rroidit's been a while since I last saw any of your frags>>544641976waiting for aussies
>>544643906i genuinely dont get this stupid fucking "serverblight" meme.
>>544644948>sees pokemon cards getting scalped in a store>instantly thinks of tf2gmindraped
>>544644948I was completely incapable of not wanting a footjob while seeing this image>>544645337Sick frags, shupbro
>>544645445Thanks bro
i have no idea what a "shupo" is. the people talking about it here wouldve cried about bronies and furries on the game for years, yet theyre weebs infesting the game
https://youtu.be/1KzsU59Tfpw?t=197Trvke
yeah i aint watchin that
>>544646246They're literally just pedophiles who want attention mate, just ignore them like everyone else does
Remove airblast.
>>544649760It's great I feel like successive airblasts should cost more thoigh
>>544646246Even though Half-Life 1 had an AKIRA reference back in 1998.
>>544649760Shouldn't you be writing your apology, solarlight
>>544650353That's manime though.
mvm update? eric please it has been 1 trillion years...
>>544652958Mann vs Machine? More like Meme vs Machine.
>>544652795Bro he missed almost half his shit, vorobey is not this dogshit
>>544654984Vorobey? More like pedobey.
>>544650353>Half-Life 1 had an AKIRA referencereally? what was it?
>>544656223The big elevator platform, apparently.
>>544656075kek it do be like that
>>544656223
>>544656374>>544657101those never existed before akira? weird
>>544657767Akira invented big elevator platforms.
>>544656075The shupo poster is an actual pedophile, vorobey only has accusations of pedohilia from a confirmed with evidence pedophile (venusianrapper).
>>544659787How do you know he's a pedophile?
>>544635436Update coming before Halloween of 2026
>>544660679He used to be a drawfag on the chan and draw lol is. You can Google him and find the evidence even in video form
>>544656075venusian was a fag but he was right that voro having a nsfw channel that minors had access to was a little weird
>>544661626ok so you make up random things in your mind
venusian may have been a fucking weirdo into scat and lolicon but he was right about fatmagic cheating
>scat and loliconUh, based?
>>544661626source: dude trust me
ecelebs? more like (voice) spy: kill me
good close range sniper primary?
>>544663767why are zoomies so hell-bent on forcing assault rifles/dmrs and the like into tf2
>>544663767Sounds broken, you got me vote. Welcome back Final Combat Striker.
>>544664341>>544664746Perfectly fine winter cosmetics, just get rid of that ugly paint
>>>/v/724570328
>>544664341gay>>544664746gay>>544665801gay>>544666316gayer
>>544638454>>Emporium cliquetoo based for actual criticisms. nothing stops you from learning 3d modeling on your own and all the money being hoarded to them is a product of valve's laziness>>Cosmetics that don't belong in the gameno hats mod. this discussion is retarded too>>Low-effort warpaintssame as cosmetics.>>Idle botspeople talked about it in the past. people learned. people forgot. zesty reignited that discourse>>Quickplay removalpeople talked about qp when savetf2 was a thingzesty just likes to see the world burn with pointless retarded drama or cashes in on already existing discussion for his own gain
>>544664341>>544664746>>544665801wtf is the class here?? pyro??
>>544667935How is having sex with a female gay?
>>544662315>>544663103Venusian was a drawfag who drew lolis, if you homo newfags weren't being groomed on discord you would have been around to witness his degeneracy
>>544670560yeah bud your source is still backed up by a whopping "cause i said so!"
>item is halloween restricted for no reason.What is its name?
>>544670698retard just say you don't know how to Google
>>544670791i'm not going to sit here and google your eceleb grudge pedophilia rumors you schizo faggot
>>544616383>the aggressively approaching soldierStuff like this never fails to make me laugh.
>>544670906Retard pedo defender
>>544670560What should we do about people who draw lolis?
>>544671078donate to their patreon to draw more
>>544671078He's already nuked out of the community and hated by everyone
>>544671070i'd jump on the hate wagon with you if you could actually prove anything
>>544670756The Garden Bristles#gnome #gnomer #freemygnomeniggas
>>544668665>if i post blatant lies on 4chan, this will kill zesty's 50k subs fanbase
>>544671381Nigga there's literally a plethora of info if you're so lazy to read even youtubing his name brings up a shit ton of videos says on him. Christ stop being a lazy retard
>>544672546burden of proof, fellow lazy retard
>>544670560venusian was an amazing individual who made pretty funny yt vids who got into hot water for trying to not allowing minors to look at porn and beating his fat gf
i wish tiny splinters in fingers to those who build sentries on hightower
>>544668665It's not a good thing to have communities like the Emporium that create de facto projects (i.e: the Offshore Update) without accountability to Valve.
I! Love! Magic!
>people should have to get valve's permission to make things that valve is not required to do anything withall that child porn is rotting your brain
>>544674201Well it's not like Valve allows them anymore. At best you get a third of the items from a project and some left over picks from last season
>>544671264sex with herasmus
>>544674201blame the fact the workshop is handled by a small group of people who can collaborate. nothing stops you from going against the projects and uploading something else. its not like valve consistently picks project times, its just what appears on the workshop
>>544674201it would be really painful to have one's toe bend like that
>>544672786yeah i'ma spoon feed you like a baby new fag retard you are, sorry you werent around when that faggot spammed this general for over a year and didn't witness vorobey even drop a video on him. I say this genuinely, kill yourself
>>544678582why the fuck would i pay attention to namefag whores and youtubers
another few hours haha can't wait for the update it'll be such a game saver
>>544677998No it wouldn't.
>>544679694kill yourself
>>544675889>>544676761Okay but even with the Emporium's malign influence on TF2 notwithstanding, doxing people is still bad
>>544680371agreed
>>544680371nice balls, ma'am
>>544675492They're making the same mistakes they did when they allowed community updatesSure, Valve has the final say on what gets added, but if half the update is content from that project then does it really matter?
>>544680365i don't take requests
TF2 community right now (the update won't even release this year):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2QpThyVL8s
>>544681640your post is the 666th one...is this a sign regarding the update?
>>544681107It wasn't, it's inevitable.
>>544634241theres an easy way for ufr to get 5 million viewers...
>>544547048Usually it is too vibrant and detailed.
when the e-sport scene is so small that 1 team can monopolize the best players and win every time. why aren't more people excited about that?
>>544683082It's just too boring to watch.>rollout to mid>scout duels>try to pick medic>repeatI don't like it
>>544664746cute soldier
>>544683970uoh
was it all a lie?
>>544676761>nothing stops you from competing against googlebe quiet
>>544646324This person is incredibly low IQ
>>544646324Reported the channel for hate speech
>>544691137>>544693439he right tho, emporium troons have ruined this game by pumping it full of dogshit bloat
>>544646324he had a point until he started ranting about comp bans>umm ACKSHUALLY heavy on mid is totally balanced because sniper counters him. yes, sniper, the really fun and balanced class that everyone wants more of in their games
Every time I see a Sniper with a razorback I cringe. It's not enough that you're playing the most bitchass class in the game but you also have to have this extra fag stamp. Spy is my least played class in the game.
>>544695134Friendly hoovies lecturing compies about why heavy to mid is le good on 5cp actually and to stop complaining, when they don't play the same game or live in the same universe as each other, is always funny
>>544694163>emporium troonsIrrelevant. I mean this is really cute and all, but within the first 30 seconds of the video you can hear how tuckered out the fat bastard is, wheezing over how gamers are being lied to. He's incompetently framing everything and jumps from talking about bad Minecraft developers and then starts whining about Team Fortress 2 suddenly with zero transitions "anyway, moving on", he sounds like he suffers from a learning disability as his overall education can't be anything greater than American Middle School. If you slow the video down you can tell he's got a lack of self-awareness and a theory of mind as he tries to present himself as another frustrated bro and dismisses any form of arguments as deluded while remaining totally oblivious to how he mirrors the alleged "echo chambers" he criticizes, doesn't imageine a progressive viewer's reaction, etc. He's a fuckwit and he's somebody I'd imagine is your casual long-time returning player in TF2 and it's also no wonder it's being shilled here of all places as I'm pretty confident somebody frequenting this general would take this for what it is without being able to discern any of the information. SouthernNinja is a low IQ nigger.
>>544646324Incredibly solid. Let's unpack the replies this post got>>544691137>Doesn't elaborate point at all. Nonsequitur>>544693439>Threatening censorship because the truth is bad apparently>>544695134>He was wrong about this one subjective thing therefore I'm writing off his entire pointYeah I'm thinking this general is just as astroturfed as /r/tf2. At least it isn't the Steam discussions though.
>>544697187He doesn't have a point, his point is he's making videos because his disability (autism) prevents him from having normal impulse control. You're most likely a shill for this dipshit as you can see many of the same exact users are commenting on all of his videos and he talks like a typical larping oldfag. Fuck off.
>>544697187I never said I wrote off his entire point, just that ranting about comp bans was unnecessary and detracts from it since it displays a misunderstanding of why MYM was bad
>>544697009>progressive viewer
>>544697407Yeah you're right sister, this small channel is launching an incredibly dangerous campaign to spread disinformation, absolutely heinous stuff. Anyways are we still shilling Offshore content? I'm sure we can squeeze in some Offshore items in the winter update if we try hard enough
>>544697187pay for adsense, southernninja. or make a fuckable puppet OC next time
>>544697861Okay well that's about what I'd expect from a youtuber who's identity is 4chan, a learning disability with a small circlejerk of others who also have learning disabilities rofl, you people belong in a fucking halfway house
>>544698082I think the people defending the current state of TF2 by launching personal attacks on anyone who disagrees are the more deranged ones, but alright
>>544698594I don't think you understand, I don't give a single fuck about this game at all. Unlike you, I am not attached to it nor feel obligated to preserve it like some Pagan altar. I'm going to go vote for emporium troon slop right now just to spite you and I hope this game becomes even more bloated and eSports-centered. Fuck you and fuck discussing old news, nigger.
>if you think my spergy blogpost youtube video is pointless then... y-you LOVE the state of tf2!!1!11! you're DEFENDING it!Your video is pointless regurgitation of points you didn't come up with, make something of substance
>>544683970Whenever I watch a LuckyLuke top x plays video, I find that most of the clip are boring and repetitive but especially Scout ones. They're most interesting when involving 'off classes'; Engineer, Spy, Pyro, Medic or something wacky like Huntsman Sniper or Demoknight. I include Medic here because his plays usually involve precise movement or entertaining happenings like damage surfing to melee kill an enemy. Hitscan is fun to play but usually isn't entertaining to watch.
>>544699209>gigachad image>transgender textsomething doesn't add up
>>544699209Did you imagine that you're surprising me with this post? I already knew this is how all you fucks think, and you're only going mask off here.TF2 is one of the last spaces on the internet where hobbyists get to have a good time, meet and form connections without fear of punishment for disagreeing with your politics, and you hate us extremely bitterly for it. The game itself is in the way, and therefore you want to destroy it.I, and anybody else reading this who is sane, never had any reason to listen to you at all.Good job, nigger.
>>544699805Racism is bad.
>>544699805You would know that, wouldn't you?
What should the next OP be?
Why the FUCK aren't you chuds playing on Dixie Dandy?https://youtu.be/CWH8RH76iH4?t=517
>>544700287Downdooted.
Stop posting eceleb slop.
Continue posting eceleb kino.
>>544700210This retard has lost his composure. I'd like to remind everyone the timeline of his posts>>544691137>>544697009>>544697407>>544698082>>544699209You can see how he slowly goes from pretending to be in good faith, hyper analyzing the youtuber in order to find reasons to discredit him, to abandoning all semblance of an argument and just freaking out.These people are a cancer.
>>544700210I'm talking about your gay sex experiences.
>>544700892*shits pants*
>>544700261mann vs machine? more like mann vs nothing
I will not reward your recycled years-old regurgitated opinions articulated in 50 better ways with a view, ad revenue cent or (You)
>>544700261Halloween edition duh
>>544700261SouthernNinja edition
>>544702564>goes 3/14 while making a sperg rant video
>confederatelmao boy must like losing all the timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR82_cpW9Dc
>>544702564LOL
/ourninja/
>>544700261party city edition
Put Dixie Dandy in the next OP
>>544700261
Use some lolicon shit combined with george floyd shit and promite peace between gooners and floyders
>>544702564>>544703712>>544703785it's fuckin halloween tomorrow we're not putting random bullshit in
>>544700261>>544671264
>>544704104I could get behind herasmus OP
>>544703929You say this but it'll be some shitty shupo edit with a witch hat or a demon fempyro...
>>544704240Both of those are halloween related thoughbeit
>eric bent the knee to the pyrotrannieslmao this game is dead
>>544705271They have no balls at all anymore. Look at how they finally fixed the quickswitch bug which caused clipping unusual eyesores only to revert it a day later because tradermains complained. Look at how they finally fixed the Scout blue pants bug only to revert it a day later because workshoppers complained they'd have to update their cosmetics.
>>544705271>do what players don't want>lol based! i want this game to die xD>do what players want>REEE this game is dead
>>544705271I KNEW IT>>544382692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35jpnpxdDhw
Have a (soon to be) Frightening and Frag-filled Friday
>>544706153lads I think we found our next OP...>that caster's witch girlSEXOOO
>>544705873>>do what players wantpyrotrannies who literally can't play the game without abusing exploits are not "the players"
https://github.com/ValveSoftware/source-sdk-2013/commit/8b52af07d7e8f46f188efd29761247903d6bfa48THE FUCK IS ERIC THINKING?!
>>544706153basednext OP right here
>>544705271Ok but can they fix the actual bugs with Pyro>Flamethrower damage ramp up bug>Enemies hogging walls reduce flamethrower damage>Reflected projectiles dealing more self-damage than intended>DDS being immune to the DFAnd probably some other ones I forgot
>>544706153this right here?the next OP image
>>544706304it is retarded to keep it as a bug and not implement it as passive buffs to pyrobut apparently, in order to make actual balance changes to tf2, you need to rub your balls across a table full of spikes in front of gaben because they are evidently way too afraid of doing that
He can't stop winningApologize. Again.
>>544706363I was going to submit fixes for some of these but this update changed my mind, if pyrotroons want to keep their bugs, let them keep them
>>544706532I imagine if the Iron Bomber fix happened today it would've gotten reverted because comp troons liked it that way
>>544706153What a CRINGE transcoded edit.
>>544706153What a BASED chadcoded edit.
>>544705271>>544706304Why not just make the stomp a stat on the Detonator instead of doing the bullshit buggy setupWell, I hope all 3 Pyro mains that use this regularly are happy
>>544707101>>544707132many are saying this
gonta
>>544705271now revert the sandman eric
>>544707446Only 1 person is, samefag.
>>544707140I literally suggested that in my own pull request, but at this point I'm convinced that there's some sort of unspoken rule at valve against any kind of balance changes, no matter how inconsequential
Ougoku
>>544707575not everyone is a samefag, cope
>>544706153>Tetobased. and I don't know who the top right witch girl is but sexo
>>544707627>>544707627>>544707627GOTTAM
>>544707575>26 seconds>samefagyou lost lmao
>>544707660thanks pally
>>544707660You're a faggot.
>>544707653looks like asuka in a costume
>>544707660you're a based chad
>>544707648...lost
Zesty Jesus
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