>Elden Ring Tarnished Edition delayed to 2026https://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1981360180580217143>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1024>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png >Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and trickshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg >Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>544277765
>>544379186>Recluse, prithee look. I have acquired a new weapon to slay the nightlord with.
Why are 3/4th of the incants in the game dogshit
revenant
THERES NO ONE QUEUEING
i'm busy (lie)
>>544379675dead hours, try again in 2~3 hours.
>>544379802nvm just got a game
>No one queuing>Get into ??? game
>>544379884gl anon
Has anyone got banned for relic editing "normal"/possible relics?
>>544379984Yes so dont try it faggot
>>544379586Because they come from base elden ring?
>>544379984Why are you asking?You aren't gonna cheat are you?
>>544380521yeah i was gonna try to make guardian better but im not interested enough to get banned so probably not gonna end up doing it
good morning erg!!
>>544379586Situational utility spells are useless outside of their situation, the better question is why the default incants are so dogshit.>Base incant for regular seals is fucking Rejection>Base incant for giant seals is not an actual giants flame spell>Wrath of gold is a joke>Discus is good but not epic level good, it's a reliable spell but it's like getting glintstone pebble on lusat's staff>Dragon communion seal has the inferior basic dragon breathIncantations need a rework but nobody will ever give them the spells they need.
>>544380913oi
cc is sooo prettyyyy
Playing with a greatbow seems so chill, you just sit back and pretend you're doing something while the other 2 carry you
ggs holsterblind old man gets beaten up by a bunch of thieves
>>544381041hello small puppy!
GG D5 CaligoGotta love it when you don't really get any good negations or weapons. Thank fuck for that cragblade and GRAY bow at end.
ggs mystery caligoman greatspears do shit damage to her, lol
gg mystery caligerforgor to charge my controller and it was 0% the entire time so i was stressed out
>Qutting at Augur COWARDTAKE YOUR LOSS LIKE A TRUE STRUGGLER >>544382392She only takes damage from fire and bonks. Highly resistant to everything else. Firebonk deletes her.
who alt-f4ed for augr
>>544382430Do you look like this?
>>544382606>>Qutting at Augur >COWARD>TAKE YOUR LOSS LIKE A TRUE STRUGGLERit's a free win, I just didn't wanna spam an AoW for 5 minutes>>544382609I did
im not playing revenant till they release a red red yellow goblet
whats the trick to getting slicer consistently
>not just simply using ce to give yourself >reduced fp consumption>increased dragoncult>increased lightning damage
>>544382917who are you quoting
>>544382917Sorry I'm not brown
>>544382770Raid castles and rises even if it means splitting from your team, hope your teammates see you have slicer relics, have dormant staves. You also have to accept carian greatsword because it does massive damage. I think out of the 12 times I’ve ran it I didn’t get once but I have evergaols and night invaders and affinity attack so the regular daggers still did work
What the fuck-600Fuck this game
>>544383642What has had happened
>4 x Taking Damage Boosts Negation>Purple Successive Attacks Negate Damage>Death's Poker skill R1 with post-damage restoration>some extra poiseI'M A TRADE MACHINE
>>544383680Dogshit Wylder threw the game
>>544379186This didn’t happen. She doesn’t use alien space guns.
:cat_cry:i should have kept something ranged for heolstor
>>544382917cheaters are shitters simple as
maaan the stupid sticky lockon wouldn't move to holster
>>544383960oh yeah forgot I picked the ritual shield talisman for full HP negation on top of that>>544384050she would tho
>>544379720>>544379802>>544383161trvke
>>544383285I got dormant staves and I try to loot all the castles, I've tried running slicer duchess for the past 5 games since i got two great relics for it and i've had to settle for greatsword and piercer 3 out of 5, the other 2 i only found the shotgun, out of like 10-12 staves i've seen per run. Hopefully it's just a bad streak of luck but it's been feeling really inconsistent to run in D4 for me
I'm about to buy over 500 relics with murk, have a guess as to how many I will get with the effect "max FP up with 3 sacred seals".
i guess we are running it back
>>54438417120. it's not that rare, what's rare is having it paired with at least 1 more useful effect.
>>544384306The answer was 2.
pspspspsps
>>544384343shouldn't have been unlucky
>>544384171>>544384306this but with dormant power staves
>>544384171It should be zero because that relic line is complete shit. Depths is about getting good item passives and relegating three of your 6 slots to seals with bad passives is a net negative compared to one seal with a good spell and two other items with great passives. For every 10% attack damage on full HP or similar you're functionally extending your FP bar by 10% in terms of output, and the three seals line is what, 20% bonus FP? It's bad math. Just get the FP on rises line.
>>544384152The shop merchant also sells a slicer&piercer sometimes. I don’t hate piecer, especially since it stagger traps invaders and weak poise mobs but yeah I’d never use against bosses unless I’m desperate or their just gonna stand around and do nothing.I dunno though I can only say maybe take more risks, I literally use my ult to raid castles in the rain to check the drops
>>544383960Doesn't taking damage negation only stack with different %? Having four of them is impossible.
>>544384579There are some weapons like staves, bows or status weapons (katanas, claws etc or fists) that I would say the 3 of line is really, really good. Seals might be ok, the difference between it and staves though is purely the invader camp meta since you usually get 3 unstoppable staves from the condemned witch
im not playing well today at all
>>544384895It's screwy how big Recluse and Duchess' power spikes from a Recluse night invader. 3 +2 staves with basically guaranteed sorcery/magic attack up.
GG DogsWould've been nice if it were eds. Then again I didn't had any purp hp negation so maybe they'd have just deleted me.
gg dog, disappointed it wasn't ed
god that was awfulim sorry
wiped to demi human queen nicecan you guys stack when you're downed instead of alt tabbing to post in the thread thanks
>>544385136>>544385141ggs, sad i got pingponged by my passive straight into a firebreath and spent half the fight on the floor with 1 bar, i had some good damage going.
>>544385281I wonder how many anons don't know about the bug that doesn't allow lock on to downed allies.
>>544385281>>544385252>jobbing to demihumans
>>544385339yeah sorry about leaving you for so long, figured it'd be easier for aschev to get you up since i had 2 dogs on medidn't realize he was on the other side of the map lol
>>544385389I bet they made the mistake of not killing the small one first, if you send the queen into rage mode and the small one isn't dead the tag team can instantly rape people when he decides to teleport spam.
>>544385281>can you guys stack up when downed >can you please not alert the while invader camp at the same time>can you please ping if you have something in mind for the route instead of silently splitting from the group>can you share damage negation passives if you have a duplicate of the same tier or better already>can you share loot that would be a god tier drop for you teammate when the other options are a nothing burger for your build
>>544385629we were on 3 bars before the fightsomeone went down, and it just snowballed
>>544385718>3 bars before the fight
>>544385630You're not funny maddy
>>544385718>3 bars before the fightYou stupid motherfuckers that extra camp, boss, gaol is really not worth going into night 1 with no estus and bars.
>>544385792>>544385874i will not say why we were 6 barred before the fight to avoid shaming my teammates
>>544385471>didn't realize he was on the other side of the map lolDogs split up it's the only natural response. I realized too late that second dog is on you and I was too far away to do anything.
>>544386037>6 barred
Sekiro is so comfy to replayTurn down the charm, grab the bell demon right there in ashina outskirts, dunk on genichiro
>>544386153Boring, no builds, no stat allocation,no weapons, no replay value
>>544386207>no replay valueother than just wanting to playing a great game again you mean
I'm late to the party but here to celebrate anyway. Fuck Onlygayfro and any other alikes
>>544386153Disagree. The feeling of learning and getting better bit by bit is what makes the game special. Replaying it and dunking on everything just isn’t fun and the really bad bits about the game just appear much larger and stick on your memory.
infinite health>>544384827only successive works like that
>>544386510qrd?
>>544384443Didn’t happen>>544385032Nothing new there>>544386546>>544386510Actually true fully agreed there
>>544386753Onlyafro is getting deported
>>544385630>can you please not alert the while invader camp at the same timesludge moment
this will enter the q in 30 minutes, you have been warned
>>544386753Got what everyone voted for award
>>544387605greatbow duchess...
>>544387605Will the skill even work with greatbow distance?
>>544387238if i see you play this you're getting blockedthe only greatbow a duchess should use is the magic one>>544388359no
>>544387605Name?For the friend list, the "special" one.
Antspur rapier is so fucking disgusting I'm really tempted to drop a relic with dormant power just for it.
>>544388560terr
i lost 3 games in a row and am down 2k pointsim gona take a break
Ugh, I played like complete shit during that Heolstor. Forgot about the aftershock on his last hit on that combo, ran up against a wall during the dunk and fucked up my timing... sorry guys.
>>544389234yea i dont blame youyou cant dodge heol forever and fight really drag on
>>544389431I can dodge heolstor forever till i die of starvation
>>544389837we know terr
>>544389979dont namedrop yourself
>>544379586ER incants come in roughly three categories:>projectiles (always viable)>hyperarmored melee (you need 60 vig and 100 poise to use these)>stationary aoe (suicide button)
hmm, if astel opens his fight with his aoe grab, you can perfectly sneak in some mohg's spear L2s
I miss pre-night reign ER threads
>>544391008I miss maddy and noxy and poopa
>>544390738idk the dodge timing
>>544391008I miss the time before SoTE, when I could still have hope for the DLC.
>>544386153It's the smoothest and most consistently high quality From game to replay
GG Heolstor with zero damage negation.Got hit only 3 times. Which means I died 3 times kek.
ggs heolstor, sorry about the DC, hate to restart my pc then got a reconnecting error first time loading back in. because of that I reaaaally didn't want to be going into the nightlord at fucking level 9, so I was ready to suicide run back to my runes.
bg hoelster
what a mess! gg d5 heolstor LOL greeded for that mine but i guess it was worth>>544392205>>544392247yeah d5 heolstor has so much fucking health too so with all our bullshit the fight was gonna be tough but it went pretty smooth
>>544392247When you went for the mines at the end of day2 I could not follow you to help because of 100% rain damage.
oh shit, too bad katana suck ass for ISA
ggs ED augurthank god it was ED or i'd be running around with carian slicer or a ballistadunno if my message about the mines got through but i didn't need a stone so i figured i'd go solo the spear crucible while you fought the mine
gg es jelly, the greatbow rev + ballista duchess combo is unstoppable at griefing wylder
I JUST WANT TO TRY MY NEW BUILD STOP GIVING ME NIGHTLORDS IMMUNE TO STATUS AIEE
>>544392348that's fine, I also had increased rain damage on my pike, that's why I was poking dancer with just one spear when I got back. I left it just outside the circle but I only had a sliver of hp left so couldn't grab it
>>544390738nice 200 damage bro sick webm
>>544392405gg nice and clean fightand yeah i got what you were trying to say dw
>matchmaking failedwhat does this mean
>>544393210Blocked
>>544392525You VILL fight ze heolstor until you can damn near no hit him while rezzing 3bars
>>544393210You either matched with someone blocked or someone died in the roundtable hold (deathblight, cliff) during MM
>>544393210It means SneedGAWD is in the Q
Two Heolstor losses in a row, it's over.
>>544394092name?
>>544379984No. Chinese cheaters get away with 6x Crystallian memes because it's technically possible and nothing happens to them.
>>544394135zorban
>>544386546>he doesn't enjoy picking the game back up three years later and first trying DoH because he's so cleanly telegraphed charmless demon bell
>>544394271Demons of hatred’s difficulty is massively overrated
>>544379984Nope so try it
please stop dodging into your teammates bbh
>got the tingles when daddy-hubby spammed "You're beautiful" at meSomething wrong with me.
>>544395242I agree
GG D5 DogOnly reason I had holy weapon was because I left you guys to open the chest up top. I was punished by the fact that had no negation other than successive and all slow weapons.
gg dogs it should be impossible to die on duchess but i cant stop myself from pressing magic spell
>>544391008I also miss when it was dead >>544391616The correct post
>>544390378It's embarrassing that he does that because no one thinks that.
>>544395242Don't make posts about yourself fat feak + you're dogshit
been overthinking this a little too much, what is the closest thing to "Hollow Knight"s (Ghost's) Nail? Cinqueda? some thick straight sword? god stitcher? (longer nail charm)same question for Hornets silk spear too.I like to make Cameos and im not against bullshiting it together with luck in Night Reign either.
>>544368221That was me, and I have an inkling that weekends at 22-24 EU time have gladius and libra in rotation
did everyone go to sleep
inflict scarlet rot with the rotten battle hammer challenge: impossibleplease take this stupid fucking weapon out of the game if you arent going to fix the hitboxes and make it usable
gg ED dogsi wasn't sure if they could get hit during their charge good to knowalso you guys are crazy for pinging giga red flying dragon at lvl 9 with no invaders done
>>544397407im sorry i was still tilted from my previous game and was basically mentally checked out the entire time. i was stubbornly using the rotten battle hammer knowing full well it was only goiing to make me madder which was my entire plan
>>544397358It's okay... on executor.
>>544397407gg hotdogI'd only considered the dragon as it was right next to the night 1 grace, so we could easily go back to it for health/fp during the fight
>>544397480i didn't notice you playing badgoing down in ED dogs as melee is pretty normal too
Is it normal for people to leave praise messages on your steam profile when you play well?
FUCK the turret clipped me at the very edge of its range FUCKING FUCK, well that was an annoying end to a 32 win streak
>>544396680Godskin stitcher? Toothpick that does swipes and pokes
mentally checked out of that gamealso epic 5 machine gun sigils back to back
>>544397530You ad cc should kiss
>>544397768yes its normal to be groomed by troons until you tell them to fuck off
>>544397768No, I've never had anyone do that
>>544397772>>544397824libra causes madness irl yet again
>>544381023>Base incant for giant seals is not an actual giants flame spellthis one pisses me off the most,
>>544397768I've had steam randoms leave stickers/badges or whatever on my profile. None of you miserable fucks left anything despite carrying you plenty.
>>544397787what about regular nail though? I didn't use long nail, even in path of pain. just swing speed up, and deep focus.and grubsong ofc you'd be mad not to.
>>544397772>>544397824lol shitters, do better.
>>544398051>I've had steam randoms leave stickers/badges or whatever on my profileYou can do that ? NeatI have half a mind to start doing that for /erg/
>>544398446Yeah some cute random let a 'spicy' or whatever that red jar sticky is, probably because I used 'fire, spur me' after a long clutch
>>544396805What happened to him/her?
I mostly only use steam as a games launcher so i didnt notice until a few days later. Now i just compliment them back whenever i notice.>>544398446On the result screen you can press 2 to select a player and hold M i think to bring up their steam profile.
>>544399057I disabled this because I can't trust my irl friends from posting something dumb and getting myself doxxed
>>544399057based vorge
kek looney toones tier ed bugs fight.. getting shot by magic missiles while running from animus orbital strikes, invisibility trolling us....
>>544399357we got bugged...
>>544399357welp I guess at least we tried with them bugs I suppose. In hindsight I should gave Fire giant whip to duchess.
>>544399057same, i never thought of it as a social platform since i only use it to play games. i never get comments but i had some friend requests after playing games with randoms.
shit wylder
ggs horseynote to self, do not bring tibia summons to horseyalso damn nb your damage was nice
GG D5 FulghorI accidentally put heavy thrusting swords there...took me a while to realize why antspur and frozen rapier weren't appearing. Also fucking redmane archer how the fuck does his arrow rain turn mid air.
>>544400246GG. Seeing you try to hit the horse with Tibia summons was hard to watch it looked painful lol. I'm so glad I got a lightning strike seal, trying to hit the horse with lightning bolts has very similar issues. Wonder if you can free aim tibia summons...?
>>544400318i was trying to gather ult before i saw you guys go ahead, at least the loot from an ironeye/recluse invader is insane>>544400395if you free aim it then it gets set to max distance so unless you have some god level aim and depth perception it's not happening
Matchmaking...
>>544400514oh wait revenant can push them off the tower too i forgot
>>544400318I climbed the tower to rejection his ass but he just executed me with an arrow while on the last climb animation. Wonder if you can use the ghostflame explosion on Revenant's ult to knock him off through the floor, I don't think explosions have occlusion checks in FS games.
>>544398804Xhe got buckbroken by Wyldbvlls...
Dogsht exejeet
Hugging every /erg/ femanon
>>544401803What about the guy anons?
>>544401961They can have a hug if they want one
you guys suck fucking dick
>abysmal drops>no negation>get clipped by a shockwave and die instantly every time>>544402418yeah sorry
i got exposed by GOD of the boreal valley again
i get worse by the day
Damn I got trolled by nameless king.
Today I won't randomly get distracted by alt-tabbing and looking at the thread, anon! Promise!
dont despair anons your winstreak starts now!
>>544402964that phase transition death was pretty funny
i should just start playing ironeye if im this bad
>>544403162Do you look like that?
dingle why did you kill ser john, how could you do this
gg bugsclean run, i think i like night shard as a spell
GG mystery bugs! EZ run.
>>544403659in the vast majority of cases this happens because the mother sees the son as an impediment or obstacle in their lives and they project all the bad things that are currently happening to them and the absence of good things onto their son
gg mystery church rat we barely managed but terr saved the day by not 3barring
>>544403659Because they are both ugly freaks, Morgott probably reminds her of her trauma with the horncells, and with Messmer she at least tried to help him before banishing him to the goon dimension
>>544404052You should've thought about that before you were born cursed (inheriting dad's eyecolor)
Trish please add me so we can erp in dms
Messmer is a mommy's boy
>>544404540
>>544404457Queue I need carried back to 5...
>>544404868trannison coded post
>>544403162I like the anons here with fat milkers
>>544404976Stop saying that nobody has said anything about sex one way or the other I'm not
it's so easy to bait stupid trannies
Is it possible to get improved standard attack with dormant powers?
>>544404391smartest strumpet poster
>>544403163Shut the hell up
>>544405685No, and chain attack finisher bonuses can be found only on items>>544403162Why would you do that, there's mostly seethe posts made by sneed. The self proclaimed Lord of erg, more like Kang of Sitting on the Cuck Chair of erg
>>544405685yep
>>544404998We dont have any
Which one should I use top or bottom. Top one feels like I will be throwing ult every 2-3 minutes. Bottom one will allow me to frost with starting weapon helping out with team dps until day 2 when I will have to make hard decision of throwing the weapon for useful passive. >>544406451That just screams cheat engine to me, it feels wrong to have all that power.
>>544406706We have obese indian troon mantits
ggs adeli think we got a bit too greedy going for that fallingstar beast. i was just cutting across its arena when it charged me in the back, i didn't actually want to fight it.
Sorry for AFK at the start, forgot I was even queued...
>>544404927>>544407039I am not in there...
>>544406757>posts tits >doesn't post assdumb slut
>>544403367I've seen pretty bad ironeyes too but at least most of them stay out of the way
Who is the cutest erg rev and why is it kirry kip?
>>544404052Women are constantly in a state of being unsatisfied and looking for a man to complain to about it. Unfortunately sometimes the only one available is their 4yo son
>>544407339yeah... by quitting after dying 3 min in
>>544407352Who the hell runs calligo relic on Revenant???
>>544406451this might be the godliest roll i've seen in these threads. congrats anon.
>play with randos>it's a chinese duo (i think)>neither of them are cheaterswoah.... that's a first
ggs holstersuper clean run
>>544405685>>544407631i raise you:
GG Heolster, another EZ run
>>544407821Colossals? Ew.
>>544406757A man needs a name.
I was able to fight Radahn without going to plateau
GG wandering nobles, we all wiped and ragequit.
>>544407821His relic is better. Straight swords>colossals, post damage +0 doesn't stack with +1/+2.
>>544407821mid as fuck
>>544407934the name is in the post xhe posted this last thread
>>544407974terr would've won that btw
>>544407969Just go to plateau after getting both pieces of the medallion it takes less than 20 mins, and touch a grace then go fight radahn.Actually just ditch the game and play nightreign.
what's the best weapon type for ISAslop?
>>544406757>I missed it before it got deleted a 2ND timeAAAAHHHHHH
>>544403163talk the hell up
>>544408197Spears and straight swords are neck and neck imo.
>>544408163A man needs the Instagram or onlyfan leaks. A YouTube channel. A man needs videos of twerking and cat walking.
>>544408197Bows
>>544408181terr would've ACKKK!
>>544408384Bows the non somalians?
why is X explosion on charge attack so rarei love seeing it on shields and torches, makes shit interesting
Well, where is it?
>>544408350cardboardcupcake is a poster here moron surely you know who that is by now >>544365392
>>544406757Do they look shapely or are they gyno man-tit tier?
>>544408453imagine how powerful the torch hollows could be in a phalanx formationget some banished knights with their anti-arrow storms and a couple of noble sorcerers with eternal darkness in there and they would be unstoppable
>>544408575I need more material otherwise I can't be finished off.
>>544408506game awards shadowdrop for sure
>>544408632fake implants on a fat middle aged white male with manly skeleton structure around the shoulders and a fridge body
Queue...
>>544408826>bimbo implantshot>rest of that descriptionnevermind then
im so sorry pepe i let you down, you carried so much we could have got him too
terr apology waiting room
was expecting thegane to kill me with this, proud of you miyazaki
>>544408826So you're saying xhe's curvy and has booty shorts?
>>544408963>>544408973also golden order greatsword doesnt remove the condemned attack/defense ups they get from libra?
>>544409160i thought that sword only cleared your own status
caster squad, we are so cooked
>>544409210i think it clears allies status too
>>544408803>>544404457>>544408350You simps are fucking pathetic. No wonder onlyfans whores make so much, turns out there are a lot of low iq and lonely af omega males that are thirsty enough to pay girls to pretend to like you. But you guys are below even them, you are not even thirsty, this is dehydration, targeted at disgusting trannoids even.
>>544409367whatever i was already buckbroken from earlier absolutely pathetic losses so this one doesnt even bother me. ive done plenty of my own shitting to ed libra while terrd runs around carrying so i cant be too mad
>>544409160I think it does now, but not when ED Libra launchedsame applies to ED dogs I think, not at their launch but they patched it in later
>erp'ing with bpdemonslooking forward to seeing her full blast post all the logs on erg
>>544396805Gurokino!
>>544409407>>544408826>>544409742Hit the nail quite precisely on the head here which will cause much tranny seething
>>544409407based truthful posti'm actually disgusted by what i saw
My builds are too complete and the odds of finding better relics has become infinitisimally small
>>544408827lightbulb headed glock user
>>544408963Don’t worry Pepe throws a lot of other runs
>>544410004>builds>pluralidk how you guys do this, i barely was able to put together one build for one character with the gacha slop
apology for what, i stopped caring about the game when no one helped with the two stonesword keys
i just play nightreignyou should try it too
>>544409574>carried by terrjeet on ED L*bragrim, faggot stacks less likely as well, completely dishonest 'carry' if there ever was one
>>544410119I just use CE you should try it!
>>544410141>muh keyskek are you referring to you running off on your own without pinging anything? you died at the cathedral twice and then spent half the game there doing nothing
we are having a rough game ;_;
>>544410141>got carried by terr and is seething about itEmbarrassing post
>>544410431>shittycuck and curry dip in the same gameyike
all my games today have been bad but this might be the worst
>>544410431Sissy Slut Squad
>>544410182>bring less likely to the fight where less likely is a strict plus>f-faggot!if you bring damage negation to the fight then you're a faggotif you bring flasks to the fight then you're a faggotif you bring any ranged weapon then you're a faggot if you use weapon arts then you're a faggotif you use surge sprint then you're a faggotif you use character abilities then you're a faggotas an ironeye player doing all of the above you have no right to talk
>>544410182you should pick it up if the boss is Libra. It fucks with the condemned or some shit idk thats what erg saysany time i see anyone using it outside of libra its a shitshow
>>544410431I would've carried this
If you’re constantly having bad games then maybe you need to realize you are the only constant in those games
>>544410557YUH YUH YUH YUHTERR MELTY TERRY MELTY TERR MELTYYUHTERR MELTYYUHTERR MELTY
>>544410710>look at my bad games>notice strength revenants in all of themhmm i'm nyoooticing
I'm tired of clothed pictures of you people.
>>544410714i'm not terr schizo
>>544410557t. can't carry the fight without the easy mode grief tool
if i have to teach you that there are 2 keys above the envoy church 6 months after the game released then i'll make sure to ping the starting camp at our landing position toothis is the last reply you're getting
>>544410981maybe you should learn about the ping system where you can ping the spot your are running to before you decided to throw a tantrum because no one is blindfly following you you actual fucking retard
>>544410710
>>544410981lies
>>544410834What kind of pictures do you want?
>>544411149>Plan BIt’s plan everything. If everyone has less likely then the condemned stop being an issue once a riot is ensued
>>544410981there's a 2nd key? i know the one that's on the rafter chest with 3 mini doots
>>544411367There isn't. idk what the fuck that anon is talking about. there's only one iron chest per great church. the corpses can drop a key at great churches but its a very small chance.
>>544411315No plan A is to delete the condemned ASAP with burst damage, if that fails then you wait for a riot to occur and space. Notice how you have to wait for the riot. You aren't going to stand around doing fuck all waiting for it so may as well do the business as usual strat if you have the firepower beforehand.
>>544396805why was this deleted
>>544410491Remember when someone pretended to shiftyduck and everyone went to shiftys defense? Well you tranny hater guys are in a minority. Most people love gay men.
It is always acceptable to laugh at ironeye mains.
>>544411808How has that got anything to do with trannies or gayfaggots being insufferable? That was about impersonation and griefing.
>>544411591Riot doesn’t occur until you get libra down to a certain %, saying you need to kill the condemned at the start is redundant since I only said they stop being an issue when a riot is ensued
>>544408506q4 could be next year at this rate
>>544411987noticed a lot of ironeyes trying out melee recently good for them but also my government mandated ironeye...
blehim sorryim still not good against ed libra
>>544412259You do know you can get Libra down to that certain percentage without touching the condemned right?
>>544412442no my bad, I'm not doing that build again... I should just spam spells, I didn't have anything
cant tell if everyone blocked each other or if everyone just got mindbroken and stopped playing
>>544412442>>544412516I really should have picked up that less likely from the shop, they kept sniping me while i was fighting libraDidn't help that all 3 of the condemned were spellcasters
whole run was fucked upevery game i've played today has been a lossi was at 9200 now i'm 6600
>>544412468Honest to god mental retard or esl?
>>544412646Pepe is so finished bros…
>>544411808how is that related to homosexuality? an erg regular got impersonated, would you rather do nothing as a person you've come to know for a while gets hit by negativity?
>>544412717>mad because he got BTFOKino. Don't say dumb shit next time, the condemned are still an issue until the riot, retard.
>>544412905You’re right, I got tricked into conversing with a drooling monkey
>>544411808It had nothing to do with that false-flagging fag. Shifty was a regular and fun to play with, and some brown griefer thought it was funny to shit sturr and got exposed. Picrel is that same nigger btw.
>>544413114I accept your concession, you fat brown ape.
>>544413362>>544412117>>544412879Sorry I thought shiftyduck was a gay tranny
>>544413362Haha devil k***ht is still seething. Get over it faggot.
>>544413779How are them queues working out for you now that everyone has blocked you?
>>544413609Even if you did it to an insufferable gay tranny on my blocklist like trish I'd still block you if you tried to impersonate him and grief our games. How do you not understand this?
>>544413945Queues are instant thanks for asking.
>>544413953So you'll block someone to defend a tranny, not for other reasons.
>>544413779>NOOOOO stop exposing me! I'm just gonna keep doing it, stay mad about it.
shut the fuck up
I'm gonna queue as InGoodStandingDuck, being shifty is bad
>>544415002how bout you rebrand to SissySlut?
>>544414964agreed, namefags turning this general into their own personal msn is really starting to wear thin.
>>544414732How dare people slander troons.
>>544412589If you wanna be a gay dramatic faggot use the password and then come to the thread and gossip. I would rather play with randoms than deal with this shit right here.
>>544415140No, that's gross
>>5444101192/3 on a relic is good enough
GG bugs, we won't talk about what happened in the spirit shelter.
>>544415232"Your" general would have been dead months ago if not for us.
>>544412589I'm the shiftyduck impersonator. I want to queue with you people but everyone blocked me. To apologise for slandering shiftyduck, I'm only playing guardian so I can save you guys when you die and heal you since I'm playing faith guardian.
gg ze bugs toastedonce again my best fire spell was magma shit, god i hate using incants..
>>544415002Doesn't that count as impersonation especially as a revenant?
>>544415387I just won 3 games in a row with randoGODS and one of them was ED Libra, after losing 2 games in a row with erg. Maybe we were overrated all along There was a cheater in one of the matches though, the classic chinese Duchess. Randos aren't so bad as namefags would try to convince you.
>>544415594Why do you use them? Just use sorcery and bully Faurtis, he only has 10% magic resist, it's fucking nothing.
someone good please impersonate me and play well so i can move up on the tierlist
>>544415594Either deal with moth or just play melee range with the scorpion rather than using fire trash
>>544415771the problem with the erg pass is that half of the population is good and deserves to be D5 while the other half got carried to D5. randos cant get carried to D5 because they aren't getting matched with good players, so every D5 rando earned their rank.
>>544415771I’ve won all my games except one with erg today
>>544415730Who cares??
>>544416173I don't have anything against Zorban and he seems like a decent guy but there's a 0% chance he deserves 9999, just a clear example of that
>>544416124just make someone fall in love with you first
1/3 d5 9999 erg pc melee gamer please queue
>>544416795>melee gamer I thought you turned into an Ironsissy?
>>544416857he thinks using mark makes ironeye melee
>>544416857we're back and more consistent than ever
ah sweet a victory
>>544415542you mean /eroge/ yeah thanks for ruining that you fucking cunts.
>>544391616the true golden era
>>544415970>>544416141y'know what fuck it you're right, I feel like I'd do more damage with a stacked magic build than my shitty faith respec one anywayit would also make smelter demon less of a slog since hes resistant to fire
>>544416748>0% chance he deserves 9999why are you treating 9999 as some kind of trophy? 9999 is not an achievement, there is no leaderboard and you don't get any rewards when you reach it. i bet people like you worship the tierlists.
>>544416124You have to be visible to be impersonated and have an impeccable reputation.
>>544417372It's literally the only thing to strive towards in the game
Heolster should be +50 and ED's should be +100 and ED Libra and Gladius should be +150
>>544417581how about you strive towards being an an enjoyable teammate to play with
>>544417650Is Heolstor harder than normal? I have quite literally never faced him in DoN yet.Agree with the rest though. Also mystery bosses should have randomized day bosses.
i still feel bad about losing the first ed libra gamebut at least that revenge was sweet
Wait you guys still play this boring game?I thought it was shit posting and troon circle jerking.
gg gigagoatglad we got another shot at him with the same team, that went so much better
>>544417581I don't give a fuck about rating, I just like playing with anons. You tierlist autist are fucking cringe.
>>544417898There's nothing else to play
>>5444179033 of the cutest erg girls
>>544417872Victory!!!
>>544417903>same team>trishno wonder you guys lost kek
>>544417801The geysers are rapists and he's at least between the base and ED's in terms of difficulty
the losing streak is over
>>544417801>Also mystery bosses should have randomized day bosses.This would only fuck over people who have night boss knowledge because you can just check the seed as soon as you land and know the boss instantly
>>544418038Two girls and one skinnyfat indian*
>>544417914i stopped playing because no matter how much I tried I wasn't moving up on any of the tierlists...
>>544418225Can you post the names?
>>544418297All the anons that post here are S tier in my tierlist
>>544417903HAHA TRISH GOT A GAME EVEN THOUGH EVERYONE BLOCKED HIM>>544418280They're all girls.
>>544418343that would be rudebut i will say that all but one of the games contained at least one a/s tier player
>>544418530Do you think that there can't be Indian women
>>544418445Say wallah
>>544418530don't talk about yourself you retarded pajeet
>>544418225Im so proud of you kip!
>>544418280Trish is a chubby Indian girl with massive honkers
>>544417581i agree that it's a goal to work towards, but treating it as a trophy where some judges decide who deserves to be able to brag about it sounds really pretentious to me. if you reach 9999 without cheating then that's already proof that you're good at the game.
>>544417801Heolster mystery boss is extremely funny because every boss can spawn for him
>>544418343Yes in exchange for pictures of you in a tutu>>544418702Does she wear traditional indian clothes?
>OnlyAfro posts a new video>basically whining about Drumpf>Venezuelan, got here on a student visa 10 years ago and never kept up with it for permanent residence, illegal immigrant>complains about being trans in the USA and how much worse its going to be when he has to go back to his home countryI haven't laughed this hard in a long time bros
>>544418768Didn't he say his wife neglected the paperwork or some shit pretty funny stuff
i was very sad when i had to leave russiai hope hes ok
>>544418835>Russians in erg
>>544418765Only to formal events
>>544418834Only afro has a wife?
>>544418937not anymoreim a rootless cosmopolimeme
>>544418997Anon once you become Russian you stay Russian, I'm sorry but thats just how it is
>>544418445good post!
>>544418768>i'm laughing at a person who's having his life completely ruineddo chuds really?
>>544418834Its because she divorced him within a year of their marriage. He trooned our shortly after.>>544418993Used to.
>>544418768THE TROON IS HAVING HIS LIFE RUINED AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
!huh is onlyafro transi thought he was just a femboy
I got my coffee, my choccy milk, my double chocolate biscuit cookie, and my irl lucky cape on. It's time to gain some points for my new depth level once and for all..I queue… now!
>>544419327Yeah, its hilarious, the irony is what makes it funny because he's had ten years to sort his shit out and he acknowledges that in the video because he applied for a protection visa under the previous admin instead of citizenship (which is not the same thing as seeking asylum btw). He didn't want to become a full US citizen but did want the benefits of being one and living here so he loopholemaxxed thinking the shoe was never going to drop on the other footIts honestly shakesperean kino
No Ggs for Ice Dragon? Soulless.
GG Caligo poor dragon.Also why am I the only one who kills themselves to be level 14 for more souls for demon plating?
>>544419675You're fat
>>i'm laughing at a person who's having his life completely ruined>do chuds really?
>>544419718you do you man, i guess i just lack the gene that makes you devoid of basic empathy and i'm unable of laughing at someone losing everything or people getting killed
>>544419916they probably didn't want to lose their invader/gaol stacks
>>544418768Fuck around, find out I guess.
>>544418834>>544418993>>544419416it gets better, she cheated on him and he still wouldn't divorce her, which is why she's the one that left him
>>544419718I think having this much bitter hate for a stranger will make you incapable of love when you finally do want to feel some love so good luck with that. Also you're jewish, so I feel sorry for whatever impressionable minds read your post and actually think you're epic for saying things like these.
>>544420118> she cheated on him and he still wouldn't divorce her
>>544420303>Cheated on brown xhe/xhim w/ White bvllermm delete this xis
>>544419997You lose invader/gaol stacks for dying? I thought those were permanant boost? My AR was higher after dying though.
>>544420118I thought women loved trannies.Did you know two thirds of all trannies are into women? only one third of trannies like men. Women get tranny dick more often than men deal with trannies.
>>544419997fake news
>>544419939Who is this semen demon?
>>544420424Lesbians don't count + you have an unhealthy obsession and one of them is going to break your heart someday if they haven't already to make you behave like this. 10 out of 10 times I've seen the exact thing happen to people I knew. Typical failed male behavior.
>you're jewish and hateful for laughing at an obnoxious tranny receiving the consequences of his own actions .. by being made to go back home
Why is q so ded
>>544419997You can get disconnected and still keep your gaol/invader/grafted/maris buffs
>3/3>Check steam profile>My wife isn't queued up with me>3rd game of the day already
>>544420303>>544420378It gets even BETTER, she had an onlyfans while they were married too. Hannah Hyrule.
>>544421119The real fault was marrying an onlyFans merchant.
>>544420994How did you get a game when I’ve been waiting 40 minutes for a game. Am I mega blocked
>>544421379i have you blocked.
drop your impaired attack dogshit on ED augur lmfao missing the crit on the horseman should've been enough to let you know, surely
>>544421119>had an onlyfans while they were married
>>544420739Because we only have the ornery misanthropists posting right now.
^people who arent married
im fed up with you fucking shitters wanting me to carry you every game
>>544420994Which is your wife?
>>544420424That's not how those numbers work, just because trannies like women doesn't mean that its reciprocated, lots of people WANT a million dollars
gg ED Maris
>>544420994I wish my erg revvy wifes profile wasn't private so I could queue snipe more easily...
>>544421379No erg would rather gossip than play the game
>>544418261"check the seed" nigger DoN uses fresh seeds not the old ones from the list you are literally falseflagging to get this reply out of me
Haven't played for two weeks, whats the queue time like? Be honest about it.
>>544418225is this kip?
>>544422227y3s
>>544422375Are you the most beautiful Revenant?
>>544422707that is ultimately for others to decide
>>544422781You are a cute girl though
Will Hero_Buffer have his own ending?
>>544418261yeah I'll just alt+tab and click through fifthmatt pages one at a time until I find one with the right PoI during game
>>544422058Lol... What? No. No dude. They all use the same shit. ED, DoN, mapless, mystery nigga all use the same shit.
>>544421119>date twink venezuelan>he starts crossdressing "as a joke">its not a joke>do onlyfans on the side despite relatively lucrative streaming and music career>get married>realizes she's rapidly approaching 30 and her husband still dresses up as astolfo, felix and haruhi for a living>meet and have an affair with basic white american guy>cheat openly because cuck retard onlyafro won't divorce her>cries on xitter about it finally in 2023>she divorces him>stops doing OF and just goes back to streaming vidyaanon was right, it really was kino.
>>544423341https://www.nightreignmap.com/en - landing spot + POI'shttps://script.google.com/macros/s/AKfycbw6UZm2-aZe3gHfuV0FuffGtEtWNwbMXyjiM0WVYi7O9zqfwoFYNk9VQBFTAVfGsmQC/exec - Boss + Churches/Rises
desu it sounds like they got married out of a sense of cultural obligation and neither of them seriously wanted it let alone was ready for itafro clearly wasnt particularly upset about it and probably wasnt looking forward to married life anywaythis is very common by the way! i have known many such cases!
It's a random Tuesday, no DLC news?
gg regular libra, nothing ever happens
>>544424391>cuck copeClassic.
>>544424761says wh0
>>544424664Ggs, I was ready for Evershart
dogshit fucking revenant kys
dormant weapons and respecs should have just been a seperate system. plenty of times where they could be useful but you'd have to cuck your entire relic setup and save a bunch of useless shit just because they have a dormant/respec line. ishizaki hates his playerbase. it's just true an unrefutable and this point.
dogshit fucking executor kys
>>544424843there are days where nothing happens and there are days where something happens
dogshit fucking wylder kys
Daughter-wives are cute.
guardian and revenant are two characters vying for the rank of the lowest class.But everyone loves revenants, god forbid you say something about about revenants.
>>544424869>>544425031>>544425114Rough game, huh?
>>544424869>>544425031>>544425114You must tell us what happened
cute and competent revenant, ilu
>>544425225End of the day she's still a caster who starts with a lot of Mind/FP so if she plays smart she can do some good dammy
>>544425316how dare someone say something bad about revenantsblock the bad boogeyman
ggs
>>544425225You are not allowed to criticize my wife.
>>544352781Yes. I see her make Zorban-tier plays but unlike him she doesn't have any humility or shame and acts like she's some pro.
>>544424869let me guess, it's gremlin.
>>544425225You're finally learning how unfair life is. When you're part of a disliked group, there is nothing you can do to change people's minds. Everything bad that happens to you is your fault. When you're part of a liked group, people will bend over backwards to forgive you and love you. Anyway Guardian is no damage dogshit and Revenant is cute and good damage.
>>544425581>wraffWho?
>>544425668me
>>544421379IDK but maybe you are my wife and maybe you are mega blocked game put me with others>>544421841You
>>544425225Guardian is the worst character by fair, and it's not even close. Revenant is mid tier desu, she's not even that bad.
>>544425640Being a regular straight guy these days who plays guardian is like being part of a disliked group.
>>544425813>Revenant is mid tier desuPray do tell who are below her?
/ourgirl/ manta is live
>>544425931guardian, raider, arguably executor
>>544425991not nightreign so who cares
>>544419937I'm not eating anything else for 16 hours! We lost my first game of the day and I'm blaming you, personally.
>>544425991I only watch zorbjeet, sorry
>>544425931raider, guardianraider is so bad in d5 that just by picking him you're already griefing your team>b-but look at these raider winsyou'd have a much easier time with quite literally any other character besides birdjeet>>544426030dogshit take executor is viable cause he speeds up your entire team by making day 1 and 2 a cakewalk, he's just bad against the majority of night lords
>>544425813>>544426030You are wrong and at the same time.Also it is not enough that you defend this class but also the players who play them.
>>544425991>Not NightreignLooks like it's another night of Zorjeet instead
>>544426112>>544426220fake fan....yoikes!
don't care, i'm picking strevvy every game
>>544426030You are right on Guardian and Raider but not Executor. Exe can be useful with statuses and/or shredding day 1 and field bosses with bloodblade/seppuku with frost infused weapon.
gg heolstor, couldnt pass up the opportunity to use 2 dragon king cragblades
>>544425991let me guess, this individual plays revnant so therefore this person will be defended endlessly and anyone who has another opinion will be hated like he's a demon or a homeless person.So much for free speech
>>544425931Executor is overall just a worse version of Ironeye. They have very similar scaling (DEX/ARCANE) focused but Ironeye has a much better skill, passive and ult. In fact, Executor is kinda shit outside of having S tier DEX and ARC, his dog form is easily the worst ult, tenacity is a meme tier passive and deflects aren't great at high depths. Raider is just a worse Wylder, pure STR scaling is worse than Wylder's quality scaling because all of the best weapon classes have quality or DEX scaling. You're forced to use quality weapons (and deal less damage than Wylder) or use STR weapons which have slow, bad movesets. The only saving grace is that his punch is actually pretty good and lets you survive hits in D5.And of course Guardian is dogshit as previously mentioned. She's definitely worse than Duchess, Recluse and Ironeye. I'd put her around the same level as Wylder.
GG Heolstor, god i love the star fists
>>544426346You're a cute girl. You can do whatever you want.
>>544426380gg h-man, I was pretty happy to find a good heal spell at the startno good drops beyond negation but at least the merchant sold a halo scythe
I'm so bad at this game I can't dodge anything and just end up dying over and over again
>>544426391erg revs get shit on constantly though, they're bullied even harder than birdjeet players kek
>>544426589unironically get a better computer, i thought i was bad but turns out playing this game with lag/fps drops is just insano extreme hard mode
>>544426713No they are not. Look around you.So much for free speech.
>>544426713No one actually bullies guardian, its just 1 guy's mental illness getting the better of him because an anon playing guardian called him casual for using group passwords.
>>544426489No you dont. You didn't even upgrade them
>>544426865Yeah I did nerd
>>544426845Tell that to the guy with an entire album of shifty and gremlin 3barring.
>>544426380when you L1 you get the special jump. its pretty sicko mode
>>544427134That guy is shifty and gremlin's friend, thats why he has images from his pov of them 3barring.
You are blocked if you:>Ping an Ancestor Spirit>Ping Agheel>Ping a red Magma Wyrm>Ping a Radagon Wolf>Dont abandon the early Condemned POI when there's a recluse invader>Dont go touch a grace when your last death was a 2bar>Dont rush mines when your spawn point is at the bottom or center of the map>Run away from basement BBH
>>544427134Yet those two never get hurt by the criticism because people are coming to their defense. They have a defense force at their disposal.
>>544426391>seething this badly because revenanySTACIES get all the /erg/ dick
>>544427249moose is easy. only annoying in the ravine.
>>544426489Nice shot at that gaol btw
>>544427330The spirit spring right next to him is worse than he is.
>>544427249>agheelthis is basegameism. not all of us played elden ring to know this term.
>ctrl+f *name*>no resultsgood
>>544427510pepe have you blocked people?I thought you were my friend
>>544427537
>>544427537That is your disadvantage, pretender.
>>544427639name? for the unblock list
>>544427240They're from zorban's stream thoughbeit
>>544427639Yeah I blocked Sludge, Ace, Shifty, Zorban, Terr, Dingle, Gremlin and Tide
>>544427724>c*stingsyike, if you ever use these things you didnt beat the expedition
>>544427510Thanks man LMAO>Dickhead godskin dodges out of the waycheating AI what can I say
>>544427510Aura farm = denied, outspaced
>>544427856Nah, their friend was spamming images of people 3 barring before zorby even started streaming.
>>544427865Is sludge block-worthy? Be honest
>>544427251everyone hates those trannies and have them blocked
less likely on any split boss besides ED Libra is trolling. You just make gnoster come to faurtis, or people double or triple up on dog aggro.
>>544428014
>>544427865falseflag
>>544427865>>544428115
>>544428197Frogs are a myth
>>544428098It's troll even in ED libra unless everyone has itIt absolutely helps you survive solo but it also causes unexpected situations that can get your teammates killed to begin with
>>544427972No reply? Interesting
>>544427972I had him unblocked despite all the shitposting, but one day I had the unfortunate experience of playing with his recluse; I couldn't tell if he was intentionally griefing or actually trying, and have had him blocked since.
>>544427510If you can believe it, that's somehow not the worst play I've made today
>>544428571Lots of things can result in that and almost none of it would be trolling. If my teammate downs I'll go pick them up because its a team game.
>>544427510>Punished Shit
>>544428979Just pancake flip these chuds
>>544429029Leave her alone
>>544427972>liar >shit-sturs with other players>griefs>arab>thinks they are top tier for some reasonI'm thinking yeah.
>>544427616You're in my thoughts Brynhildr
>>544429150Every single knight can be backstab fished to death if you move around to your right when they attack.
>>544429023Of course you should rez, especially if you have the less likely to be targeted. What I mean to tell is that it's good on someone who is confident in their ability to survive if everyone else is down. I have chilled with it and done multiple 3bar revives, and I have also been revived by someone with it. But I can always see the weirdest schizo moves when someone has that effect lmao
>>544429270>Tries to backstab banished knights>Storm stomped
>>544428979>kb/m tranny movement>dogshit webmWhy is this so common? How can we compete with controller chvds?
>>544429241how dare someone criticise shiftyduck.always listen to shiftyduck when this individual makes fun of other people.dogpile shiftyducks enemiesthe best person in the world.
>>544427972I haven't had an issue with them except on one bad game where I questioned what the fuck they were thinking with their routing.
>>544429406I understand what you mean to tell. I'm saying I don't care, I'll always help my team and I'll never assume they are trash that'll die if I turn my back.>>544429440I press dodge when I see them lift the shield up and it does a backstep. You should know all the knight attack animations by now so you can fish when they do anything but the storm stomp.
sorry for yelling earlier
>>544429514>NOOOOOO stop exposing my lies>NOOO I want to grief matches with impunityStay mad nigger.
>>544428115Weird post>>544427537Sad but true>>544427286Trvke>>544425813>>544425640Both true
sorry but no to bugs
>>544429715Yes, hate the guardian, the raider and the executor
I've been feeling sleepy in the D5 que, I had so much more adrenaline surging through me at D4 rando queBack to 8000 now from 3000
>>544429882>literal who birdjeet is a pussy kek
>>544427865Tide Gremgrem and Zorban are the only excuseable blocks there thoughbeit
>>544428979let me show you how its done
>>544429992hate the guardian and let the revenant flourish
>>544387738Yup yup yup>>544388223Hot…>>544391008>>544391616>>544395925It was the best period of time for quality…
>>544429514funny post but i dont have enemies nor do i really make fun of anyone
>>544430040Holy based
>>544429514>>544430189I can't think of anything shiftyduck posts or does other than posts gg and plays 12 hours a day.
>>544430189so you admit all the people who mildly criticise you are actually your friends?
Is Crystallian shotgun bad in base ER? Be honest
>>544430289>I can't think of anything shiftyduck postswell yeah cause i dont namefag or avatarfag>>544430294huh?
>>544397867Kek>>544401014Many such cases>>544403162Yes you will stop lying
>>544428932I have a 95% WR as recluse in depths though. Sometimes you just have a bad connection and can’t dodge or play too much and your brain is fried.
>>544429992so like... are you gonna queue again
>>544430735you're an ugly man
>>544429882if you're dodging bugs then what the fuck are you not dodging? fulghor? and maybe adel?
>>544397867>You're a really good player anon, I had so much fun playing with you>GROOMER
>>544404052>>544407556this is why a man needs to be present in all human relationships otherwise things go crazy
>>544430650you are getting groomed
>>544406817that’s grim if true >>544407339goddamn talk about built for it……….
decided to unblock everyone. probably wont get around to doing it though
>>544431725I don't even play anymore, don't bother.
>>544430574Yes but lots of things that are good in NR were bad in ER. You can hold a bunch of spells in ER though so you can simply have it sit in slot 7 and only use it when you want to. Other spells can do its niche without needing the investment.
What are some good ER spells?
>>544431725I unblocked everyone when I hit 9999 desu>>544431148I’m not bad looking desu
>>544432157Depends on your build. INT, FTH, STR, and ARC all have scaling spells that are good.
>>544432157I like the strength spell stone of guranq
>>544432324Are you a boy or girl
>>544432360just tell me the best sorceries
For a thread that complains so much about varying kinds of faggotry, it's u believable how much you all engage in the single faggiest thing of consequence you can actually do here (blocking)
>>544432576its always the people who are the most blockworthy who complain about it
>>544432556A man
>>544430735Doubt, feel free to waste the time and effort to prove it though. It definitely wont make me unblock you.
Practice... did you lose points? we still won like 10 seconds after you DCdwhat a tiresome fight
holy FUUUUCK we actually did it, near 30 minute ED bugs fight. went back to mage duchess and got zero decent spells this time ofcourse, i had also forgotten how rolling magma works...big fucking ggs you two
>>544433067GGs, i'm mentally drained after that holy shit. gotta go to the gymi thought Practice DCd, he was DCd to me lmao
>>544432695people who block are just neo nazis who voted for trump, deportations and ice.exclusionist policies are fascist by definition.
>>544433290im glad ill never be this brainrotted. unironically ngmi
>>544408815breeding sex with her>>544408826actually xhe’s brown get it right next time please >>544409407true….
>>544433067I disconnect bugs for a reason.
>>544415232welcome to the modern ‘Chan>>544415542maybe that would have been for the best after all…
>>544433229yeah that was goddamn exhausting, i'm so glad invulnerability on skill use exists otherwise i would've died here
drunk D tier entering the queue
>>544430574It's bad in ER because of the way defense is calculated. Nightreign removed that as a concept so its very good in Nightreign.
>>544430735>I can get carried as magic Ironeye>this is somehow boast-worthykek
>>544434109that was giga clutchimagine if you got caught by the faurtis roar at the end jesus
>>544434337I won 10/11 matches recently as raider though
dogshit exejeet
>>544434109fast thinking good job
>>544434472>I got carried as a different characterOk?
>>544391008For me it's varreslutshitmaskgrassnezukmaddyradahn blogpostervarreposterjihad anonwritefagsrya cosplayer and most elden ring fight club friendsa couple of dsgtroonswhen dsgtroons fought shitmask and then later nezuknoxperfumer anonfirst good morning rya posterall of them happen to be pre nightreign...
>>544435003Is rape the only thing you ever think about
i might sleepnighty night
>>544435003maddy is still around but all she does is post shitty tumblr fanart and doesn't even play anymore
>>544435168Is this maddy person the art posting anon?
>>544435003>>nox
>>544391109>>544435003the unfortunate truth is nox didn't leave, he multiplied into several mini-noxes that now plague our threads
sex
>>544436221No sex
>>544436221no
>>544417898It is that most people are bored with it so yeah.>>544417969Wrong untrue cope. >>544418280>>544418530>>544418623>>544418702None of them are girls.
>>544436221yes please
>>544435003I'm still here
>>544435168I'm too bad ad Depths and feel embarrassed when I go down 12 times a match nowadays
>>544436972why did you kill the 'zuk
>>544435003>writefagsi was one of thosehello
>>544436972Who do you main
>>544436972can you draw wylder exploding the black knife assassin boss
>>544427865Overly sensitive and missing a few people but a workable list. 6/10
>>544432841I went and checked, in my codex its 4 losses out of 46 recluse games so 91.3% WR. One of them was a rando match I had to leave to go pick someone up and one of them was this happening
>>544419675this movie was so meh but so kino at the same time>>544419937>>544419939>>544420378you hit the nail on the head here
Why would anyone take the shitty vigor respecs when the penalty is so severe on all of them? Not to mention you can just do max hp instead. Unless, can you have a vigor respec and max hp on the same relic?
gg hotdog, that was super easy lmao
>>544436972ARE YOU FEMALE?
>>544426391That’s a whole lot of shit you made up to get angry at. >>544425991Why is she ourgirl? Is she cute and made for bee double you see?
>>544437538gg gigadogsthat fight was pretty impressive, we should be proudalso sorry about not making it on time to the second condemned spot, I even lost the runes, webm related
>>544429489they can’t. high test is a spiritual trait as much as it is a physical one.
>>544437240I wish I could play with piq and practice
>>544437847ouch that is heartbreaking, i was worried about that happening since i was first and got on before the dragon woke up
>>544438039whats your dick size?
and now we wait
>>544438132Tell him he's bad. Link the zorban vod. Make him eat shit.
>>544438039Is Pidf good?
>>544438132whats your play here? troll him ? interrogate ?
>>544438132>venomousnemesisThat reminds me he's a ragequitter fag too.
crying again
>>544438375Did something happen between you and your girl?
>>544433290… are you supposed to be insulting them here? because they sound awesome
>>544438458i don't have a girl
gg, thanks for the stacks Piqf, we reached 99 real fucking fast after you went to the blood ruins. idk if it keeps actually giving me stacks after 99 but icon stopped there but it didnt use to before the nerf
>>544438074it was my bad really, should've anticipated that and baited the dragon away from the spirit tree
>>544438886they nerfed it so yeah it caps at 99 now
>>544438232Yes....
gg fish
>>544418768>>544419416>>544419718>>544419939>>544420118>>544420378>>544420706>>544420736>>544421119>>544423775Good posts which made accurate and salient points, hitting all the respective nails on the head and striking nerves accordingly.
>>544438318It's the same guy retard
>>544439191shut the hell up
>>544439191Are you blind
>>544439191You don't fucking say?
>>544427510Is it even possible for fromsoft to create something as good as Darkness Duchess again?
>>544438232nta but he's the only erg player I trust to pick guardian at D5
>>544439191>>544439346>>544439330Upset DGSisters?
1/3 gonna try raider again d5
>>544439116is this weirdo ai or what
>>544438132Nice, time for the truth>>544438276If that's the same anon from yesterday he's just gonna tell him he's using a 4chan password to see his reactionImagine if he becomes a regular after that kek
>>544439421She would never pick guardian
>>544432157Catch flameCarian slicerLightning spear / black flame / giantsflame / stone of gurranqComet / night comet / star shower / stars of ruinJust spam any of that shit, there's next to no scenario where they aren't your best option. There are other spells that are strong like burn o flame or zamor ice storm but they aren't universally applicable.
>>544424561no faggot fuck off
>>544379186Why is no one playing Elden Ring anymore? What makes Nightreign so much better?
>>544439389life style experts say if you care a lot about matching clothes together and color coordination then you are definitely a gay male not a straight one.
>>544439469oops insta found a game sorry
>>544439534I played with him yesterday, he used a build with fists discovery and strength + dex respec
>>544439589It's not better, it's just a game that's meant to be played over and over again kinda like an MMO, while base ER is just a single player story game that, while it does have replay value, gets stale quickly.
>>544439702On duchess
>alt f4 libraowari da
>>544433732>xhe is browndidnt you see the image? those were cardboardcupcake's own tits he posted in the previous thread
>russian tranny queue dodging Librakek
>>544440204Once we get 9999 we'll stop.
>>544439589nightreign is a skinner box while elden ring is a 5 year old single player game everyone here has played and beaten dozens of times.
>>544440319idk if this is one of you but at least one of them is a 9999 player already
I'm 9999 and I've never won against everdark Libra in depths
>Look up a CE table for Nightreign on Nexus mod>One that's self proclaimed as "the best one" by some guy named Hexinton pops up>Remember I have heard this name before>The ER pasta mentions his ER table is literal spywareWhy are people like this
>>544440280dodged you not librablocked btw
>>544440423I'm not 9999. I'm 8800 or something
>>544440594Is there any proof it's spyware? Do you believe everything you read from 4chan? They literally have a GitHub I think and it's free for anyone to open and look at?
>the virgin tryhard>quits at libra, maris>gets mad and throws a tantrum after every loss>the chad shitter>died 35 times to ed libra, fights him anyways>always says gg even after losses
>>544439589>What makes Nightreign so much better?Nightreign's player retention is people grinding deep of the night for relic rolls so they can rank up for no reward. Miserable shit that you'd think no one would waste their time on but it's got the Fromsoft logo on it.
>>544439589Nightreign is not better, ER's multiplayer is just so dogshit it killed the potential huge activity it could have had and even then it still does better than Nightreign
>>544440789I've never actually alt f4'd Libra. I just pray it's base Libra kek
>>544440280how do you know its him
>>544440319You didn't earn that 9999 if you Alt F4
>>544440629Come play, I will get you there toot. exec>>544440789based
>>544440594>this literal open source software, that literally anyone in the world can look at the code, is spywarewhy are people like this
>>544440867Oh shiiiiit he's posting steam numbers! Uh oh everyone watch out the numbers guy is here!
>>544440594Least tech illiterate millenial
>>544440737>Do you believe everything you read from 4chanMy 4chan friends would never lie to me
>>544440613Oh yeah? Why. >>544440929Well it wasn't me I know how to carry Libra and I highly doubt it was Marz
that nameless king was spooky i had 0 flasks, didn't have to time to refill since killing the trollsregular ass bow RoA did a fuckload of damage to first phase tho surpringly. huh.
>>544441110because you're annoying splitting ni**gercba to play another game with you back to backrather sit in queue for another 30m
>>544441504Yeah you always do dumb shit in the rain not surprising gg
>>544441547is this trish
>>544441504>>544441563gg
Does cupcake do squats?
>>544441547Oh, you're being serious? I split once in the 2-3 matches we had? I split at the end of the Caligo match because there's no guarantee it was going to be Caligo (I don't know seeds/most skyboxes yet), so I went for another talisman, and I think the castle was an alright call over the worst shifting earth event. I didn't catch up as fast because it was a red/mutated basement boss that I had to solo.I think you are just mad you got called out for being a queue-dodging pussy.
>>544441858nigga no he's a fat fuck
>>544441858that ni**a got a quadruple chin
>>544442153>>544442246ozempic exists and off label costs 100 bucks a month
>>544442000i dont wanna play another game with you today just move on
>>544441563i'll end ur hole buddy pal
>>544442343>ozempicreal men use cocaine
>>544442343it makes you look like an actual zombie thoughozempic face is a real thing
>>544441547>troon melty from a queue dodgerhilarious
>>544442512going back to ER nowthe numbers speak far louder than words
>be Russ*an>common dishonest practices in gamingWhy is it so common? Inferiority complex?
>>544442871so much for white unity
libra's a dickhead
>>544442989Behave white then nigga.
>>544442343>>544442408>>544442493>just take Ozempic bro
>>544443179Just wearing your catarina set fatass.
>>544443009HE'S BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
>>544443009Ironbro... your HP bar?
>>544443329H O W
>>544442871I've thought about this before since I've been having to deal with cheating russians for literal decades. The only plausible explanation I've found is that this type of behavior is result of being a former communist country, because chinese people also exhibit the same exact type of behavior and they have very little in common genetically/culturally.
>>544443506look at all of his increased max hp passives lol
gg dragon
>>544443506Erdtree's favour, 4x Looted 'Increased Max HP' and 3x Vigor +3 and 2x Increased Max HP on Deep relic loadout. It would be higher if the shifting Earth was Rotted Woods.
:coolemoji:
sorry to put u guys through that but I just got a Raider skill + evergaol relics so I needed to test it for a game, I had fun gg
>>544442000The hell shifting did you skip on caligo? All 4 are great for caligo.>I split because I had the superior routing!!!Doesn't matter you don't make people duo red bosses at depth 5 just because you think you're smarter
gg horse
>>544443329what's the point in this if you never get hit anyway? you basically never go down devil
>>544443847>wylder not missing his ult
>>544443329Overweight Devil...
>>544444103I said I didn't know for a fact it was Caligo, read. And it was moutianslops, the worst shifting earth for every other boss. I tried to catch up quickly, but it was a red mutated basement boss.
>>544443695post your whole relic set up please
>>544444442Because I can't no hit every boss yet, but I also like big bars and I cannot lie.
>>544379186Is there a list somewhere of bosses I should not kill before doing certain quests? I started with astrologer because I like mages but I'm destroying any boss I find, I'm not sure if I'm supposed to do that.
>>544444716I just got off the game. I'll follow up later. My setup now is slightly better than it was then, iirc (have 3x Increased HP on Deep relics)
>>544444249get back on wylder tide this is so uncute
>>544444480some recent whiff kino
>>544444997Ugly bastard tide...
>>544444249I was using my white starting katana for the entirety of day one and most of day 2 then suddenly got buried in items somehow. Fulghor really drops like a brick sometimes, even faster than Adel.
>>544444561Delete this.
>>544440263>didn’t you see the image? No.
>>544445190stone it at a merch stupid whore
I miss miquella goonette
Forme de le Nuit
>>544441059yeah these uncs are embarrassing lmao>>544441547you don’t have to censor yourself buddy this isn’t xitter>>544442343>>544442493>>544443179ozempic is a scam there are alternatives that won’t fuck you up
>>544445684>tfw I'm going to start taking it soonI don't give a shit
>>544443579More or less correct. Only in the case of the Chinese they’ve been exhibiting this behavior for centuries at least, so it’s case of gömmunism exacerbating some of their worst traits that were already present.
>>544444575Omg it's ok sweetie! *Pats you on the head*
>>544445369look in the archives
>>544441110Yeah it wasn't me, I went to play a rando game since the que was dead after. ED bugs and we wonAT LEAST the game tells you it will be libra so you know to use the maxed out damage builds, it could be mystery libra...
>>544445868Get on trizipatide. Ozempic is old tech
>>544444868Quests breaking are more often tied to crossing invisible tresholds on the map or triggering major event flags, but there are some bosses that lock you out of content if you kill them early.
>>544446075At least pat me on the dick
>>544446150wegovy is the same thing as ozempic right
>>544444575>worst shifting earth for every other bossi run dormant power greatspears so it's one of the best for ED libra actually
>>544445063New whiffkino just dropped.
>>544446616>I run a specific gimmick troon build so it's le best actually Irrelevant.
>>544446861>xhe thinks greatspears are a gimmickyup that's a hardstuck D2 mindset
>>544447197Hush C tier.
If it's trolls or banished knights you should just do mountains. If it's adel you should always do mountains for the dragon buff. There's lots of orbs there anyway and a guaranteed legendary
>>544447254you're never getting to d5, shitter
>unironically scared of banished knights kek
>>544447569It's not about the rewards, not about how scared you are. Crucible castle gives more rewards than banished knight or trollslop
>>544447550I'm higher on the tier list than you gimmick-troon. Watch your tone when speaking to me.
>>544447731Post your name and the results of your last 15 runs
>bjarktroon/dingle trying to shit talk anyone elsekeeeeek
>>544447731That tier list where I'm ranked D somehow despite carrying almost everyone who is in A,B and C tier kek.
>>544447569You're getting blue orbs at the castle anyway you might as well do mountains where there's a guaranteed gold one.
>>544448091>D tier is mad they are placed where they belongkek
>>544446861You don't think mogh's spear/vyke's is useful for libra?
no ED libra...
>>544448214Considering I'm at 9999 and constantly play with the same top tier erg players (with some of them being ranked C or D tier too lmao), I think that tier list is, indeed, garbage bias.
all of you are F-tier shittersonly sneedGAWD is S-tier
>>544448325That's not the argument; his whole argument is very specific to HIM alone. After some consideration though, I think Moutiantops is still the play at the latter end of Night 2, even if the castle is untouched.
thank god it was crucible keep, thank god it wasn't ED
>>544448413>9999Any shitter can get carried to to max rank. Irrelevant>constantly play with the same top tier erg players (with some of them being ranked C or D tier too lmao)Depends, but if they are never above C in any list then it's a good sign you have a warped idea of what a 'top tier' is and you are coping.
GG libros>>544448572did you have bad luck with drops? i thought we were doing decent, would have liked an ED challenge
>>544448572wym all three of us had winding graces, that's the secret konami code for winning ED libra
>>544404868Strange implication image
>>544448750knowing this game it probably wouldve bugged out and caused you guys to lose
>>544448724we were lvl 9 halfway into day 2 and my only contingency plan for ED Libra was a gargoyle greataxe(worst fucking heavy weapon in the game I swear to god) with Pull on charge attackidk why the idea to go for the Runebear that doesn't spawn the grace came up but it is what it is
>>544448904>idk why the idea to go for the Runebear that doesn't spawn the grace came up but it is what it isi thought it was weird too but fuck it, we ball
poor goat didnt stand a chance
oh piss off
>>544449243Did he even summon a second set of Condemned? Happened too fast.
>>544449373nope. felt like normal libra kek. what even was the damage from? i alternated between poisoning him and just using vyke's spear.
gg libraduchess, at the start of the run, did that zamor warrior kill you by falling an inch? made me lol
>>544440629all ironeye players look like this
once i reached 9999 I stopped giving a shit what boss it is and I unblocked everyone I had blocked (three people, one of which is dantev who is still blocked)i've fell below 9999 a few times but keep getting back up to it.
>>544449497Looking at my items I had 2.86x in various damage bonuses to magic/affinity/sorcery in item passives alone not counting my relics or the +45% from kills during Duchess ult>>544449514He tripped on the curb and instantly killed me with fall damage, my jaw hit the fucking floor.
steam maintenance now right?
I’m so fucking blocked, it’s officially over
>>544427249>Dont abandon the early Condemned POI when there's a recluse invader>Running from RecluseName? For the block list.
>>544450050yesdo not queueI REPEAT DO NOT QUEUE FOR AT LEAST 15~30 MINUTES
>>544450187Idk? >Not immediately bullying and dicking down Recluse with BWC
I'm so fucking bricked up. Which ergite can help me with this issue?
>>544450295ok i won't mommy!!!!
>>544450050>>544450295>>544450159Deserve. Do something better with your time.
>>544450295Is the steam maintenance thing not a non issue nowadays
>>544449753i play ironeye and im a 250 pound 6'3 malethose are the rev players
>Thought practice blocked me>While cleaning out block list remember I blocked him months ago due to his dogshit internetWhoops
>>544427249red magma wyrm and agheel both die incredibly fast if you have a greatbow RoA user on your team. it has its uses. Even a blue GB can kill agheel in 20 seconds.
>>544450692he never says anything in the thread I don't like him
>>544450692>>544450754he very rarely types gg and nothing else
>>544450754he responds to me sometimes after games
>>544450535I’ve done a lot of work today though and I’m ready to play
>>544450892gabe said no
>>544450754He regularly tells me I’m not that good even though I know he secretly thinks I’m the best player here
>>544439589I did 8 playthroughs of Elden Ring before the dlc came out until I couldn't stomach riding Torrent for another 10 hours per playthrough.Nightreign you just get into the gameplay right away.
>>544450892fag
>>544450892guardian is such a cutie
>>544451086This. The only replay value Elden Ring has is trying out all the builds the game has to offer, and you can do that in Nightreign instead.
>>544450754that is actually true, i've never seen him respond to my gg posts as well. is he just a lurker?
>>544450637>250 pounds lol fat fuck
>>544451732factual, i'm eating potato chips as we speak
>>544450754terrjeet falseflag>>544451056I think he just thinks you're dogshit (accurate)
>>544450637Hot. Thicc boys…
>3/3We got there in the end bros, let’s have the worst game of our lives
>>544450637>250 pounds>113 kghow can people unironically get this fat? just being 60kg already makes me feel like my face is too round.
>>544451893can you please post your butt, cardboard?
>>544450692What is Practice's stream account? Is he just called Practice? I think I've got him blocked too but I've got dozens of accounts blocked and the only names from the password I recognise are DanteV alex Duowaifu Erotony and VenomousNemesis
>>544451997usually a bad upbringing then it snowballs. look up overweight duchess nightreign rule 34
>>544451997>I'm a manletBro if you're 6'2+ 200-230lbs is standard. Not even guaranteed to be fat.
>>544452145sorry to chime in but I really want to see it too, or maybe just link your twitter where you post bnwo plappies? nightreign
>>544451997i'm not even that fat nowadays, i think your mental image is being distorted by the weight but taller people are heavier by default
I've never gotten the neverending near death glitch with Practice. Can't say the same for a couple other repeat internet issue offenders from here
>>544452254>fatass copeOnly if it's muscle. I'm 6ft 1.5 and feel on the heavier side at around 200+, 180-190ibs is the sweatspot for me so I'm lean and not skinnyfat.
>>544452254I'm 6'0" and 160 lbsUnless you have 40-70 lbs of muscle that is all fat
>>544452509>Only if it's muscle.Which is easily stacked up on a frame that's 6'2 or more. >>544452561Nobody asked you 5'11 ass motherfucker. I said 6'2+ not your barely passing grade nonsense.
Surely I can hit 9999 as revenant and not be griefed by shit rng in runs or from people bricking runs by refusing to leave red evergaols at level 2 or invader camps, right?
>>544452876>>544452876>>544452876>>544452876>>544452876Migrate when you feel you're ready.
>>544452887Level 2 invader camps are totally doable
>>544452887you have the perfect ult to r1 mash into invaders, please just use it before engaging for the death denial instead of as a revive
>>544452627I'm actually 6'1 but I say 6'0 so when I'm standing next to an actual 6'0 they look 5'11
gg adel
>>544454180gg norime adel tirple wylder team
>>544435003why did people think there were multiple ryapostersI still sincerely hope Radahn anon is doing better by now
>>544451997250 pounds at 6’3 is like barely overweight dude>>544452561Sounds underweight if anything
Would one of you PLEASE just put a baby in me already? I'm tired of pretending to be interested in this dumb ass game
gg mystery nigga.Where phase 2 tho
