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>>544497606first
How do I stop Bakushit from ruining my Sprinters Stakes?
Can I get some tips on a Hishi build? I never raised an End Closer and my first career with her was a failure.
>>544497606What the HECK is that animal she's riding
>>544497994Set her to pace
>>5444979944 speed, 2 stamina, make sure you have a reasonable amount of power and wit. you can put her on pace if you want to cheat but watching careers with end closer is pretty kino
I know that trainers have an office where uma musumes go for meetings with their trainer but how do uma musume's know their trainer's specific dorm?
Ngl Royal Family looks cute
>>544498214Umas have senses humans do not have
soon
>>5444979944 speed cards work for me, get the skill that allows her to maneuver and you should be literally fine
>>544498270That's just Mayano
>>544498342So this is the power of not letting some 3rd party company to handle the game...
>>544498047>>544498185I want to make an End Closer so I'll see how this run goes but those are the best cards I got for that 4:2 split. Gonna turn off Skip and read her story because she interests me and I want to know more about her.
I masturbate to obese umamusume
>>544498481T-those don't look like stamina cards anon..
>>544498481you need 1 stam card (creek) at least anon...then another stam card or a power card that's really good at roaming and/or have a stam bonus
>>544497979run faster
>>544498481you really don't need power... just get it from parents
>>544498214You ask too many questions.
It's almost the end of the monthAren't you forgetting something?
>>544498685>telling a newcutie to make a power parent out of thin airdevilish
>>544498703>director kidnaps humansthis academy is cooked to the core
really feel like some days I need a support Urara
>>544498741>newcutie>MLB welfare Spe
Danchou here. If we don't make top 30 everyone is getting kicked in place of discord friends. Work now slaves, or embrace inevitable end.
>>544498795kidnapping trainers is normal uma behaviorits expected
Please tell me Uma Stan activates the same way as Focus and can trigger Groundwork
>>544498843But danchou we're not even in the top 1,000
>>544499079bwo...focus and 2 greens is super easy...
Hi bros
>>544499079Uma Stan activates the same way as Focus and can trigger Groundwork.
>>544498814she stupid tho
>>544499176That's not what I asked you to say...>>544499217My only ally
>>544498426I'll keep an eye out for that kind of skill.>>544498528>>544498636>>544498685Man I always mistake Stamina cards for Stamina cards because the symbol of Arms / Muscle = Health / Stamina in my mind. I have Super Creek and will use her.The game softlocked here and nothing happens even if I turn on SKIP which I normally always have on. Maybe it's a sign to restart the run with the right cards. Without SKIP it feels like I'm drowning waiting for the letters to load in individually, the text crawls so slowly.
I'm going to bed, enjoy the thread.. Oh and take this
>>544499321I hope you die in your sleep.
>>544498501Here's one for free
>>544499321Thanks, I will watch it from afar.
Anyone have that image of Eishin Flash running tired
>>544499079Uma stand activates the same way as focus and can trigger Groundwork>>544499187hi bwo
>>544499437AAAAAAAAA
Mares in heat urinating on the ground when they see you
>>544499559>>544498501
>>544499391there is a thing called karma anon, you should be more careful with what you wish for
Danchou said he wouldn't love me if I was a worm
>>544498795She quite literally runs a PMC
>>544499661love that horse i do
>>544499785a side gig really.
How are anons feeling about the next scenario? I'm very much hyped myself. The feeling is similar to my first week of playing URA career.
>>544500238more mechanics is funura is kinda boring I will be rolling riko too to make it more fun, since not having taz sucked in URA
>>544497606I feel like this is the best Oguri parent I can get since I can always fix her Speed Spark later with that Tachyon whenever it comes out. This is for Summer Special Week and the Groundwork was a surprise inspiration.
why the fuck is my twitter full of KFC, what happened
>>544500351Did you search for jazz, watermelon, basketball or ways to commit a crime?
raped
>>544500351>what happened
>>544500351oguri...
Who is this ethereal beauty?
>>544499391Rice wouldn't say this
>>544499391Of course the VILLAIN would say such terrible things
>>544500238I'm looking forward to the mad 36 hour rush to make S rank umas for this CM, and also getting to hit some dopamine from getting to do pulls on a banner for the first time since super creek
>>544500690I thought it was just 12 like last time
>>544500238URA is so bare bones that I'm happy to get something a little more engaging
>>544499646>sneaky Oguri in the backgroundokay i laughed
>>544500761Leo Round 1 starts on the 3rd, Aoharu releases on the 6th at the same time as Round 2 Day 2 starts, so we get a whole day plus the 12 hours for finals registration.
uma musume is a feeder fetish game
>cygames gets better at balancing later>this makes the game more randomIs this good or bad
>>544501094Holy shit.. I hope I can out-autist some people with grinding then. I was thinking of skipping and just prepare for CM5 but having an entire day changes things
>>544501205what do you think?
>>544500238I'm ready to get my 100 pulls and hope for LB3 King Halo while I get R Riko copies.>>544501202Sadly I am gay feeder/feedee so this game does nothing for me. Plus they are basically human women and not anthro women, so even then it is meh.
>>544501205UMA MUSUME IS SHIRAOKI GAME
>>544498501We know, Architect.
>>544498501
>>544501280I don't knowI'm afraid
>>544501497I hate this image
>>544501205diverse meta is good
>>544501527Today I found out that they prescribe methamphetamine for ADHD and they explains why zoomies today are fucking psychos.
>>544501652>big sister
>>544500238It's funny I'm more set to get more SRs, I need Halo to not be 3LB anymore, but if I get cool SRs or the rate ups, all the better. I'm mostly eager to not consistently be a statlet in some fashion and be incentivized to rework 3 different umas so I'm not relying on witgods to keep me in TT class 6.
>>544500238Aoharu and free rolls on support means I can start making progress again. And making stronger horses would mean an easier time clearing story events.
>>544500351Sorry Torena
>>544500540Must be some sort of lost Mejiro or something
>>544500540Don't know, but later that night Gold Ship ran into me in the hallway and knocked me out.
>try to makes that are not oguri>bad grind and barely managed to get two useable aces >do two oguri careers and throw her as my third>she is my best ace in roomsOguri.... is ... *sobs* is the goat...
How good are 16* total URA Finale legacies? It feels like it rarely shows up even with good affinity parents.
>>544502538You are one greedy boy
>>544500540Mejiro Golden
>>544502648Pic related and >>544500330 are my Summer Special Week parents.
>turn off SKIP>play for an hour>still in Classic Yearmaybe this was a bad idea...
>>544502720>>544502648And my bad, it is 14*. I was borrowing a 3* Stamina and URA Maru, but ran out and remembered my Maru was 3* Stamina, but only 1* URA.
>>544502720Having a consistent distance spark is going to be far more worthwhile then some mid ura finale ones
>>544502648t. Super Creek
>>544502538white spark inheritance relies on affinity so if they're from random umas with few shared races, they probably won't hitI have a parent with a 3* URA on her and because I deliberately built her and her grandparents to share 15+ races, I usually hit it once or twice every two to three careers
>>544502842True, I am just burnout on building parents since I have zero aces made. Ryan has given me 6 shit position sparks out of 7 total parent runs.
uma pussy
28252919leo room
>>544503173That's illegal.
>If you can't breed and impregnate your bro and hug them until you fall asleep, they aren't your bro
Nature in s2 and 3 was pretty much just her gameself without the wanting to bang her trainer partImpressive
Fuji post-race paizuris
Leo Room but again42130707
>>544503373I want to impregnate this girl
>>544503665Stop lewding laisu
>>544503665That's my imouto
Villain
>>544501790What's the matter?
>>544503828Uhhhhhhhh
>>544503781Laisu does it to herself...>>544503828I saw that...
Planning of just doing a debuffer as my last honse. Question is will Dominator reach the front runners and pace chasers as a late surger? If not I'm thinking of doing Agnas instead
>>544504009Dominator has infinite range
I wish they add 100 more friend slotsWhats the point of friend points does this get updated?
>>544504028Wow I thought it works like Natie's debuff. Thanks I'lll just go with a Glass
Jesus christ, look at Belno's FAT honkers.
>>544503502I also would not have the strength to say no.
Yeah, thanks.
>>544504120Nice guts bwo
>>544504094why do they keep including mr ball cox in the ads she's not even in the show
this is the run
>>544504235goodluck anon!
>>544503828ur imoto is my onahol
>>544504231She's literally in episode 1. Though it will take until season 3 before she get a speaking role.
>>544504094she is on the bigger side of uma boob scale btw, 89cm, smaller than daiwa and air groove but bigger than tickezo and goldship
>>544504235Nyo
>>544504235I cast sub 1100 speed
Would you wear this?
Cinderella Gay is kinda shit ad brosLike the only horses you can get are Oguri and Super Creek both are "F2P" tier everyone else is unplayable (in global)
>>544504235woe, rainbow drought upon ye
>>544503986You saw nothing
>>544503924Yuritrainer is trash
>>544504378Scammers already posting it on online shops
>>544504378yeah if I wasnt fat
>>544504378I'd wear the irl jacket
>>544504235>Totally waxed and buffed!
Rice bathes in trainers semen
Tracen is becoming a nest of lust! Such disgraceful behavior between Umas and trainers is not acceptable.
>>544504646
>>544504378how am I going to explain the tail zipper if somebody asks about it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>544503781
What are our thoughts on the onsen sex orgy scenario?
>>544504659...it's too early to be horny. Why must you plague me with bad thoughts...
>>544504378* unzips my backside *
>>544504378Already pre-ordered it, and my wallet 200 dollarydoos lighter.
>>544504979Hag yuri is peak, I'm sure she will teach plenty of trainers some interesting tricks...
>>544504378I want this.
>>544504979Still confused how to be efficient with training, I prefer the island scenario but I can't complain too much because onsen sex is nice.
daiwa's trainer has insane self controlhe managed to not pin her down and give her mating presses whenever they're alone
>>544505116Umanko
>>544504981There's nothing wrong with trainer x uma bonding experiences.
>>544504979The commercial was funny. That's about all I can say.https://youtu.be/eoKazrX91xw
>>544505243Suzuka wouldn't allow this
>>544505243umadols wouldn't do this
>>544505243The Falco fan club will find out about this.
>>544505325Umadols have bodycount in the 5 digits
>>544505116Rice's umanko on full display...
The game stopped to be enjoyable. Building my favourites became a chore itself. I have a good team for trials. I could improve it more, but that would imply having high rolls with RNG. And obviously I don't get those. I login, do stuff outside the career, which became boring at this point, and millions of clicks during team trials don't make it more enjoyable. Then I finally started a career. Which uma doesn't even matter. But when I do it, I sort of have a goal, right? Spark/CM/whatever else. We go with CM for example. For example, everything is good, but junior year I get night owl, and then several mood downs in a row. That's it. The run for CM specifically is dead. It will be a mediocre horse with no use. And the same goes for training, when you fail +70 to the stat on, like, 5-10%. The game itself killed all your plans and enjoyment. And even if you switch to spark horse midway, you already lost some gains along the way and might lose an important G1. And then again, on top of that, you have no guarantee you will get any good spark horse. Again, as an example, yesterday something similar happened, so I heavily invested in winning al G1s, and I won all of them I think. What I got? Guts 1*, Medium 1*, unique 2* and 0(I am not even joking), 0 white sparks. I didn't expect to get 3* stat spark, but I for sure expected to get at least 6+ white sparks, instead of 0. So yeah, my enjoyment of the game goes down with each day. It's a chore. It's tiresome. It has 0 rewards. All the time wasted, I could play or do anything else and enjoy it more than just spending 30+ minutes of my life for nothing. You don't have to react somehow, cheer me up or nothing. You can even skip the post. I'm not baiting either. The game is just dying for me, and that's it.
>>544505116Rip Anon
opinions: do you still take the 30 energy/10 SP option if you aren't missing 30 energy
>>544505537Yes. Feed the fatty.
>>544505537If my energy is below 80, I always take it. If it's above 80 I do the safe one
>>544504263>>544504316>>544504324>>544504386>>544504614i had max speed by the first turn of 3rd year summer... maybe i should put 3/3
>>544505537Not since I got the chubby debuff and triple speed rainbow next turn
>>544505487It's okay to burnout. Anon, the point of video games is just to enjoy them. You shouldn't work hard or put effort in stuff that you don't enjoy. Remember that your health is the most important thing. You can take a break or I'd even go as far as recommending you drop the game entirely. You and a lot of anons share similar feelings and you know maybe the game in it's current state just isnt for you. Come back in the future once we get all those QOL updates and it will be a lot better
>>544505537I started going for it because it turns me on (and seeing Kaela always gambling on that inspired me to try the same), but lately I feel like they get fat too early so I have been less of an architect
>>544504378It suits my micro penis so yeah
Fun fact, mares have full control over their pussy muscles and can pulsate/squeeze them intentionally. When a mare is horny it "winks" it's manko at stallions.Now the question is, does Uma's have this capability?
>>544505487I got into a funk after the last CM and just did dailies for a while, and now I'm doing the 3 borrowed ones again. I'd suggest taking it slow and then seeing if the new scenario brings some enjoyment back to ya. Other than that, the other anon is right, just try finding something that you enjoy playing instead.
Excuse my ignorance but by 'Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ ', do they mean I just write /uma/ or /vg/ in my comment under profile?
>>544505934nyes, you don't need to add both but i guess some danchous like to differentiate between /v/ and /vg/ anons
>>544505537if im missing like 5 or less energy, i would take it, otherwise no
>>544505487There's a new scenario right around the corner, just take it easy for a bit and enjoy the new stuff. Or take a break and come back later after more updates, this game is easy to put down and pick back up later
>>544497979stop seething and bow to divine speed, plebian
>>544506046Ah I see. Isn't /uma/ and /vg/ the same group?
>>544505735>>544505891>>544506145Thanks for the good words. I guess I'll do dailies only for now. It kinda makes me sad both because I wish I had more joy from playing uma, but also because I am going to damage a fan count for the club.
>>544506238NTA but it is, the thing is that there are clubs on /v/ and /vt/ so that you can use one or both i think
>>544505487I wish I was you right now. The game is actively ruining my life for how enjoyable it is
>>544505891Honestly it really wouldn't be so bad if dailies didn't include a CM, which means 30-40 minutes if you're doing it with a goal in mind, or a little less if you are just going through the motions (but then it's time completely wasted). Dailies should take you no more than 15 minutes a day.
>reset >do TTs>do daily monies>do event races(legend races)>do 3 runs which is also 3 borrows>never touch the game until next reset>shitpost on /uma/:)
There any somewhat easy horses I could try to make for Leo Cup? I've done too many Seiun Sky runs but RNG has not been kind.I don't need to win first place I'll be happy to make it to finals last place.
>>544506359For me, even 1 borrow now is like working 8 hours.
>trying to do the Arima Kiken Haru Urara>finally hit Long A on second inspiration>Turf sparks MIA
>>544504979I think it's good that cygames confirmed that in the end you will marry your trainee
How to speedmaxxing
>>544506359Three runs is still 1/24th of your fully day and 1/16th of your waking day.
>>544506557bakushin shin
>>544506557bakushin
>>544506359>3 runsHow much free time do you guys have? I'm a NEET and don't want to spend 2 hrs in 1 gacha. I do 1 daily run and most of the time it's a purposely failed run to end it quicker.
>>544506506Oguri, 4 speed 2 stamGet red shift and shooting for victory, try to find a support with 7* medium or higher to lessen the medium S grind since it's kinda mandatory to catch up to fronts
>>544506652No Oguri
>>544506535Turf is more important desu, you can win the arima on Long C if you pump enough speed
>>544506693Golshi is pretty straight forward if you go 5 speed / 1 stamina and bring some good blue sparksDebuffer Natie is self-contained and just needs stamina and wit
>>544506693Gold Ship, get pump and red shift5 speed 1 stamina (creek ideally)
>>544506693POTENTIAL
>>544506598This is why you're a NEET.
>whines about wanting more than 3 borrows a day>can't even finish 1 career a dayWhich one is it
>>544506693Sir, did you know Taishin is S tier?
>>544506557bro just get 1200 speed every ace has it
>>544506693Don't take go home specialist and straightaway spurt if you're bringing Goldship
>>544506783>>544506816>>544506954Thanks>>544506883Don't know about the other guys but I can't make myself do more than 3 a day everI can barely get through 1 or 2 unless I'm grinding for CM.
>>544506883>he thinks every post is the same personUnmedicatedanon...
Got my first 3 star, speed Sky with no other decent sparks. How do I make good parent?
>>544507103Idk, I still don't have a 3* blue groundwork parent
>>544507103run as many g1 races as you canbuy as many skills as you canget at least 600 power, speed and staminaget lucky
hag supremacy
>>544506883I want the spark reroll using TPs already
>>544507103Pray you get white sparks after a shit ton of races and buyong every good skill
>>544507103Just keep playing normally and you will eventually get 2* distance pink 2* power/stam blues at the very least that you can use in the future as grandparents
>>544507103Make a good grandparent first, borrow the best Grandparent you can find, grind until you get a good parent from both those Grandparents.
>>544499969The Orange one?
>>544507165>19 years old
wouldn't 4 speed 1 wit 1 stam be better for goldshipsince she has to trigger that maestro or straight up loses
What's her name again?
>>544507426sometimes you just gotta take the gambleif you don't hit your statlines you don't win at all ever
>>5445074264speed 1stam 1tazuna/aoi/wit + 15* stam sparks is the default for medium now ever since witgawd proved you can build 850 stam umas with 0% stam growth with that setup
>>544507426You click wit when you have nothing to do or capped speed early thanks to the 5 speed cards
>>544507426ends are less likely to be caught in all-seeing eyes because they'll be behind a witmaxxed natiealso you need 5 speed because otherwise only shiraoki can help you max your speed
>>544507474Machikane Fukukitaru
>>544507426You need the higher chance for speed stack, or you'll end up with 900 speed 90% of the time
Is there a free VPN that works for this game? Everything I tried gives me connection errors
>>544507474
I see decks with like 1 or 2 wit cards having the same stat line as 4 speed 2 stam, how is that even possible? What does wit do for the deck?
>>544507701For JP? Just use softether and make sure the Japan VPN you pick are the ones that got hosted recently.
>>544506693You got the Takarazuka Kinen champs in the first two slots
>>544507752less time on rest, his speed cards are probably better than yours, luck
>>544507752they recover energy so they squeeze out an extra training turn every 2-3 times you click on wit rainbowthey also increase speed when trained, and it's good energy efficiency (but not turn efficient) because it recovers energy instead of costing itIt gives you better control of tight turn sets, like summer where you can do straight up 4 real trainings without resting, even if your energy isn't fully cappedsome of them are also really good roamers with high training bonuses
>>544507785No for Global, I'm going to Japan for a bit and wanna try to do dailies if I have the time. I'm going at the start of 1st Anni so I don't wanna miss all the gibs.
>>544507813Wait wtf, theres f2p and paypig account? What account did he win cancer cup with?
>>544507752Wit friendship training gives you some speed, skill points, and extra energy recovery. Enough wit presses and you will have added a whole extra turn to your training. In the current URA scenario they are only really strong on umas with speed growth because 1 strong wit card is equivalent to 0.5 speed cardswith a growth bonus, but they really pop off in the upcoming Unity Cup scenario because you want to maximise training turns.
Is Extra Tank a bad skill? I never see it mentioned for recovery suggestions but it would seem to me it does a surprisingly good job at helping your horse not die in the end.
>>544507538If your end is behind nature in the late race you have completely lost.
>>544507813>>544507926I had no idea Global blocked certain countries.. anyway whatever USA VPN probably works then, just make a new steam account and link it or something
>>544507474Matikanefukukitaru
>>544507174Why is Digitan cumming her brains out
>>544507998It's a pretty weird skill that can only work if your HP got completely depleted, eventually gets buffed to only require being less than 35%
>>544508035Yeah I'm downloading the VPN you posted and will try it out thanks. And desu I'm not sure it's blocked I'm kinda assuming Japan only gets the JP version
>>544507934he paypigged for smaru
>>544508151Is he still locked out, I hope he is for maximum keks
>>544508097but that's her all the time
>>544508182well he's only been playing JP since then so...
>>544508268Wait so his video 5D with SMaru was his last gameplay on Global account.
>>544508120>noooo you're a filthy gook, don't give us your moneyWhat does cybased mean by this?
>>544508374
>>544507998It's the same scenario of why Shatterproof sucks for pace chasers when it increases acceleration if you fall back mid-race. If you're falling into a position for that ability to proc, you were likely never going to win anyway. Also, Extra Tank is long track only and only heals the same as a white. Maybe if it procs right around late race, it does something, but if it happens in midrace, you fucked up somewhere building your uma.
https://x.com/meimyan_/status/1983411981307822096
>>544508718I wonder if cygames is investing in countryside inns
>>544508182>makes fun of witgod every video>paypigs to patch for his skill issues and bad advice to f2pShiraoki is not pleased and killed his global account, what can we all learn from this?
>>544508876Would (You) go to an uma themed country side inn?
>>544508035It works thanks bwo
>>544508937if they have my bro's merch I would
>>544508962good luck anon! don't get locked out or something
Clean, sweet, tasty uma ass here
>>544509013cute
>>544508285>"Wow, they must be really good rivals."
>>544508932Shiraoki-sama is always watching. Paypig gaslighters will sooner or later get the rope.
Vodka cute
>>544508285Are they...gonna share?
Say something nice about Hag-trainer, the seasoned uma pussy eater.
Narita Top Cute
>>544509317>stallions>sharingthe one who breaks the trainer first win
>>544509317
Such fertile sisters, meant to be bred.
>>544507474Matty kanye fuck you something
Sex invitation...
>>544509430>>544509317>>544508285Scary...
Well
>>544509430What if Trainer refuses?
>>544509790It's 50/50, do it
>>544507926I was wondering this same thing. I'll be in Japan for a month and wanted to do my dailies.
>>544509790I believed
>>544509430>>544509317>>544508285
Why are umas so attractive
>>544509664Steamy sex with the hag and her trainee, they are like Aoi and Meek but better
>>544509817lol
>>544509664>visible wrinklesHow old is she? 20?
When's part 2? I literally can finish this next reset, bro
>>544510163starts on the 6th i think
>>544510136That be 30 in like asian countries
>>544509597In Brian's career was the first time I see her fangirls giving chocos for Brian annd her trainer
>>544510163November 3rd
>>544509986They have to be, to fight the ningen menace
danchud you promised you'd kick the flatl*ners before reset...........
>>544504979what's le lore for this scenario
>>544509721I don't know why but I found that comic hilarious
>>544509430How do you get out of this situation?
>>544510361If we are in same club, he asked in yesterday on how to proceed with the flatliners. It was 50:50
>>544510484damn I missed it...
Oguri Cap (as in Heil)
>>544506576>>544506596Thanks
>>544510427Convince her to wait till graduation?
>>544510663That's just delaying the problem to when she's even bigger and stronger.
>people accused witgod of paypigging>he has 100k free jims for the new scenarioPeople have no idea how easy it will be to have thousands of carats in the future, especially with clairvoyance.
DID YOU KNOW: The official umamusume website lets you view the roster sorted by height!
>>544507813Who is this bitch?
>>544510713Trainer and trainee are meant to be. There is no escaping fate.
>>544510163I only do 1 run nowadays cause I dont want to burn before the bullshit rng missions are out.
>>544510427Get the Director involved
>>544509889Softether worked for me on laptop and mobile
yea i think i can take it easy rofl
>>544510723I dont get it, how long will a f2p get 30k free carats with lets say B+ club and CM B league 3rd place.Cards have to be MLBd or 3LB for it to be usable is the annoying mechanic in Uma for f2p.
>>544510838Uma trainees regularly whisper this into the ears of their trainers
>>544510756order seems to be different in JP servers. Tamamo is taller than Taishin, Urara, Rice here, but Global has her bottom 3 with Sweep and Nishino. I'll go with JPs latest as accurate
wtf bros danchou just sent me a picture of my family and said he'd be "taking care" of them until I hit this month's quota...
>>544511039the game just gives out more free shit in the future and more mechanics that help you MLB cards
>>544511047My kraut cow wife...
>>544510723He did paypig for that Nice Nature WIT card tho.
>>544511047S-Someone save me
>>544511039JPfags mostly only pull on anniversaries because they have no foresight and anniversary banners tend to have good cards. So it's 300 pulls (100 are free) every 6 months which leaves a lot of leftovers for umas/gambling on a off anni banner to not get rugpulled
will the FREE SHIT move to eishiin or stay on doto
>>544511328Makes sense for cards, thats mostly my plan as well, I wonder if its the same for Umas for them as well.
>5/6 runs have good stats>1/6 runs gets the necessary inspiration
>>544511049Dream Journey is Rice and Taishin-level small?heights probably got changed later for those younger looking Uma just in case I guess? A lot of fuckin small high school students
>>544511408the thing with umas is that they are easy to get even outside of support cards and you only need 1 copy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoKazrX91xw>horse racing?
>>544511047this is power harassment
>>544511408for umas you just pull what you rike. Among these I'd prioritize gentildonna and genshinvre because unlike the others they can't be redeemed with a ticket (for some reason)
>>544511543
>>544511039>being in a good active club gets you more gemsfuuuck why was this out of mind for me I just joined whatever I could find in game and stayed in this abandoned ass shit full of 70d last login casuals it's over I've lost on so much
>In the Middle East, we don't train umas, we train humans! Instead of idols we raise athletes! Can't you see this brother? This was the dream of our father, Big Boss. Now the White House and the world will beckon an age of human supremacy! Brother, you've served your purpose. You may die now!
>>544498008Odin's horse?
>>544511504insane how 2 of the best jockeys in japan are just up for this
>>544511646just wait 2 days and clubs will start recruiting hereyou can even bully danchuds ITT if you're not satisfied!
>>544511504They really got Taku and Lemaire
>>544511690it's how they stay hip with the kids
>>544511646Post your ID.
>>544511460Was there any horse actually smaller than Twin Turbo irl? I watched his All Coomers race and instantly could tell which one was him, just from the size.
>>544511690the gaijin one agrees to star in uma commercials only if the other guy is there btw
>>544497606>unable to identify Umas legs and boots onlyand I thought I was an elite torena, sad. anyone else able to? I really have zero idea without looking it up
>>544511672Stick to talking about memes and big chungus
I actually like the onsen theme
>>544510723Yes it's easy to hoard free carats when you can just spend your paid carats instead of them dumb fucking nigger
>>544511690>no fun allowed
>>544511690when you get a hefty paycheck you would do silly stuff too.
>>544511646Alot of players are still burning out and flatlining, so there'd be spots for everyone in B+ ranks and above.Some even didnt manage to reach the very low quota and is due for a kick
>>544511672>2* wit>1* speed>3* guts (zero white)
>>544509013Dia a cute!
Shiraoki demands the impossible: touching grass.Truly horrible. Can orange creatura survive?
>>544511903i think it's ???, ntr and admire vega
bros... this donkey is kinda...
>>544511047>umapyoi~ umapyoi~How shameless!
>>544512115ugly
>>544512083NTR AV are my favorite duo
>>544512053>touch grass?heh NO WAY FAG
>>544512115cuuute and sexo.
>>544511957not what i'm sayingthey could easily think uma is bad and not participate in these type of fun things but they obviously love it>>544512204post that one I haven't seen it yet
>>544512008Good, I can't wait to become a free agent once the month ends. The D ranked club I randomly joined had like 9 active players just sharing shoes and close to being promoted, now it's just me and this other dude who only requests dirt shoes. I need a place that values me...
>17 years old
>>544511047Flash wouldn't do this
the great purge
>>544511410>get charming turn 2>followed by three mood downs and two shit rests, one with night owl
>>544512285>in 1987
>>544512281>who only requests dirt shoeshaha... 4channel clubs would never do this....
>>544512298She would after planning it
>40m per monthClub rank suitable for me?
>>544512285i thought the new friend card hag was Ramonu.....
>>544512161
>>544512448A if you chillA+ if 40m is your bare minimum
>>544512401NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>544512448a+
>>544512485hey it's the kamen rider drive announcer
>>544512448If you dont like club hopping and dont want to get stressed out during MANT>AIf you want to leech off organized discord /uma/ clubs>A+ / S
Fette deutsche Pferdetitten
>>544512448SS: 126 million average (4.2m per)S+: 92 million average (3m per)S: 63 million average (2.1m per)A+: 30 million average (1m per)A: 22 million average (730k per)B+: 16 million average (530k per)
>quotasImagine unironically doing that shit
SIRS I DID MY DAILIES SIRS YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME
>>544512641You break even if you request twice a day... you request twice a day, right? You're not a flatliner?
I did my quota and flatlined because I went to play Digimon. I can't be kicked since I did my mins. Danchou says he's going to raise the quota higher...
>>544511940
Your wife, sir.
>>544512836clublet bro...
>>544513167Who's eating who Yeah i'm doing that joke again
Belno sex
>>544512115I would
>>544513167Oguri...
>>544512835Per what
>>544513263based
>>544512008you're all in luck! /uma/ club is goingto have a dozen spots open this November! You can now try to get your 60m quota for S and if you really wanna workhard get 100m for S+
>>544513167i cannot recognize oguri without her diamond thing
>>544513167Start a family anon
>>544513319per person
>>544513319per capita
you cannot have an uma familyumas are not real
Are you ready to claim your 4th victory? You have the triple crown already, right anon?
>>544513590
>>544513590sadly im a crippled teio with my double crown
>>544513590Nyo I'm only a double crown winner
>>544512835>>544513359Damn I cant even qualify for 60M quota even when parent farming
>>544513319day
>>54451379760m you would have to do fan runs to get to that, so yeah
>>544513590Nobody won all 3 CMs with the same Uma. That would be an actual tripple crown. The trainer doesn't get a crown for his horse winning a race.
>>544513579shut up cafe and help me with the kids
>>544513375Yes. With Belno Light.
>>544513359>a dozen
>>544513890what if i had taken the same uma for the 3 CMs? that at least make her a consistent podium uma since i got to A finals the 3 CMs
How do we feel about uma juice?
>>544514003Belno family when?
What is it about this image that brings out the utter malice in you people? i don't get it
>>544513203B+ and satisfied, had a single day when my energy was 100 for like half an hour
Big fan of the biting gremlin
>>544514169>reddit stone
Holy fuck this woman is a sex goddess. I don't even play this game, but some of the people I follow who do play Uma Musume have been tweeting about this absolute beauty. Goddamn, I want to get this woman pregnant.
>>544514073Thirsty
*Breathes in*
>>544514364based Abe reencarnation
>>544514073Stupid horses, could've just pee in a cup
>playing a video game solely because you find a character attractiveWhere's your spine
HA-ʰᵃʰᵃʰᵃʰᵃ
>>544514169stfu you filthy ningen
>>544514364No horse ears&tail = not interested
>4chandal
>>544513532>>544513554>>544513839Per person per day?My ass better stay in C clubs cos I can only stand one career per day
>>544514449who does that?
>Nooooo, AI is bad, it's theft, think about the environment!>Haha, AI gave Dia tongue, i love the memeWhy are westoids like this?
>>544514449You don't play a video game solely because you find a character attractive??
>>544514115Now
Rice Shower Seggs!https://files.catbox.moe/wvdg7q.jpg
>>544514641You do?
>>544514603its per day, but if you make like 320k in a run and you only do one run, thats 320k/day so you coulld measure like this to see what you can do
>>544514364She's like 50s. Her eggs are already gone.
>>544514682Why are you doxxing me and my trainees?
>>544514364calm down Kitahara
>>544514682>he hath returned
>>544514637LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Is she inspired from a real horse or is she completely an original character for Cinderella Gray ?
>>544514935Yes and no
>>544514802Dec 2027 cant come soon enough
>>544514935Original character, probably a reference to balenciaga considering her B hair pieces(idk why tho, but they have those)
do umas "prank" their trainers and make them run in track during the school festival?
>>544514682BASED yumechad making yurifags SEETHE
>the mcqueen self inserter is also a female kek
>>544515215Surely that wasn't a surprise
>>544515215>drawing a cock of such sizeWhat did you expect, a gay man?
>>544515215now you understand that most females that enjoy umamusume like to self-insert themselves as umas getting dicked by hot trainers, and that most of the cucks that are into yuri are male gooners
>>544514637We love AI here, the only "people" seething about AI are westoid and seanig twitter "artists".Anyone with above room temp IQ already embraced AI.
>>544514364>21 years old
Tachyon would use AIShakur would not
*genderbends into a male gooner*
>>544515458How's your poop festival going?
>>544514425>ReincarnationWait, Abe's dead??
>>544515652Anon. i...
>>544515581Assuming that pajeets are the only ones embracing innovation and progress isn't the gotcha you think it is
>>544515652anon Abe has been dead for 3 years. He got shot by a schizo assassin
>>544515652
i just want middle class peasants to all lose their job so we can get to post bretton woods capitalism endgame desu
>>544515452I understood this after knowing that most of the novels on pixiv were written by females
kinda insane the stats you can have halfway through career on JP rn
pls rember that wen u feel sad or brickdednever forget ttimes wen u seethed even harderwen ur brick for sure alway rember kill air shakur
Are you ready to spark tomorrow?
>>544515026Where are the udders?
>>544516108Spark what?
captcha: GAYSS
>She'll never be in the gameLife is not daijobu
>>544515452Most trannies are also unsurprisingly "lesbians" so it makes sense.
>>544514018It's like 5 people so half a dozen.
>>544516210The meta nice nature card of course. Don't brick yourself, it's a must pull
>>544516281W-were you living in a cave or something?Poor Abe got shot by a Fallout homemade gun by his ex student for personal reasons (he kept snubbing the student during studies)
>>544516294Can I leech after the 15th of the month and get gibs before you kick me or do I get instantly kicked.
>>544516278Man I wish they added march also
wtf bros I got kicked from my club 2 days before gibs because maybe I did a bit of flatlining I hate you danchou
What support banner should I spark on?
>>544516851
>>544516520
>>544516953Kitasan Black, and use your LB crystal on Fine MotionOr Riko if you want to be /comfy/ for four months
>>544516579instantly kicked day after the cutoff
>>544516953riko/rice. until mlb R riko or Lb1 SSR riko
https://files.catbox.moe/pyc8tn.jpg
>>544517121What is the point of this, isnt it like shooting yourself in the balls
>>544516953Biko
which is the next meta banner to paypig on bros?
>>544517110>use your LB crystal on Fine Motionterrible advice, never use crystals on starter cards
>>544517239Fuku is a pretty good speed card.
Female trainers are the norm
>>544517230If you let leeches fester your top earners will be dissatisfied and leaveand whatever little fans the leeches had will not impact the club rank significantly anywaymy dancho should take example instead of rewarding fl*tnigger by kicking them after reset
>>544517273Why? Because you have more chances to get them from monthly tickets?
>>544516782stop being a leech
>>544517497yes and through other means later onsave crystals for good banner cards
You will just hurt your club ranking by kicking me before gibs Was it worth it
What's that website with the line graphs that doxxes your club members and every other club member? I want to opt-out because I'm a casual with low fan counts that will get me rejected
>>544517741> I want to opt-out
>>544517572あああああああああああああああああああああ!!!
Cute boy
>>544517675hmmmmmmmmmmmyea lol
>>544517741>that will get me rejectedDoxxgenesis should create a profile for each player with the daily average from previous clubs they have been in.As a danchody you never know when you're hiring a repeater flatliner.
>>544517816>his site is not GDPR compliantEU bureaucratbros won't like this
>>544517741>opt-outanon i...
uma musume is hag game
>>544518176I want Katsuragi so bad but she won't be in the game until I'm as old as her.
Ningen renai
>>544517238>>544517135>>544517110I will ask again at another time and compile the answers later to make my decison. Thanks.
>>544518249bakushin is a fucking fittie
Don't tell Teio but I'm marrying Riko
Christmas soon
Halloween soon
>>544517741I already profiled all /uma/ flatliners and will be instantly denied access to my club upon being recognized as a flatliner or low fan count farmer
Valentine's soon
>no medium Sfuck it, good enough until aoharu
why are you hanging around those n*ngen women so much toreina
>>544518610>create list of /uma/ clubs>regularly scrape data from its members>consolidate median contribution, all time high and other stats>flag flatliners and categorize trainers in tiers>provide search endpoint for /uma/ trainers with filters such as flatliner true/false and min-max median contribution>.csv export endpoint so danchou can Power BI that shitSounds like a fun project
>>544519012Robot in water...
>>544518909all my homies hate mori calliope
>>544517572harapan????
Chuds will hitler the first chance they get
>>544519047Get on with the time, Maruzensky. We have waterproof robot now
Mejiro Golden and Makween getting steamy in the onsen
>>544518960I needed the human touch after all these slop
>>544518909What the other anon said
>>544519118das rite
>>544516214whats the name of vodka's daughter?
>>544517741Mambo accepts all.
>>544519313benissucker
>>544519118A flatliner would say this
>>544519313>vodka's daughter???
>>544519461>see towel used in onsen in a majority of japanese media>go to real onsen in japan>cannot use towel in onsenwtf why do they lie bros
>>544498501You get off of a disease.
>Sirius Symboli's jockey on why he likes Uma MusumeMan...
>>544519313That's Cafe's daughter. For your insolence, you will be launched
>>544498501Good morning burger torena
ROAD TO TOP
>>544505685>no medium SRip
Literally who
>>544520318that's Umamusume A you cretin
>>544519652>winning the Arcthey really can't let it gowhen a Japanese horse finally does win the Arc it's going to be worshipped even more than Rudolf
>>544505685>wet conditions anonchama....
>>544517741You want to do what...?
if i want to run a dominator rudolf for cm4 what stat spread should I be aiming forI don't care about being a hybrid ace assume its just debuffer
Boo!!!
>>544520309i only have like 2 medium * so i'm not expecting anything big, i'm getting into the finals and that satisfies me>>544520493i actually know the map is firm conditions but i had spare skill points and that was the only skill available for those points, i just said fuck it
>>544520486>wet riceSo a porridge. Or risotto, as the pastas call their porridge
>>544509664I wish she was an uma.
>only two more days until half of this general gets kicked from their clubs
>>544520646Max wit, all other stats don't matter
>>544519652I would genuinely feel like absolute dogshit if the horse I was competing with in races would die. At this way he can still be with the hors.
>>544520782There's a replacement
>>544519652cute
>>544520890oh so just max wit and muddle through the careerok, thanks
Which way trainerWitlet umas or witler umas?
>>544520886Flatliners should create their own club 2bh
>>544521228i fucking love spechud man
>>544520898Well one famous jockey turned into a drunkard after his horse died, so I understand why you'll feel like that
would you sniff her fingers
>>544521148according to the sloptubers, the release of riko means that we're all going to be producing 1200/1200/1200 units on the regular. witlets will be dinosaurs, no more free semen retentions.
>>544521375I'd lick them
>>544520898Take..
>>544521228>flatl*ners create their own club>they start killing each other over getting only B and C+ every monthmake it happen
Two questions:Would I be ill if I were to spark for Teio on the all-uma banner if I don't get her with a daily by then?And how does she get buffed? When does she get buffed?
>>544521375Every day
>>544521375She should wash her hand after fishing, her fingers still smell like the lake.
>>544516214Cafe... your daughter is already doing bad things...
>>544521586>missed a unique levelsee you in B finals.
Clear this captcha check. Click on the human in this picture.
>>544521516 (Me)that's three questions, I can't count
>Anon crying about not getting Doto>Finally gets Doto>Stops logging inWhy are you guys like this?
>>544516519Damn, CB looks like that?
>>544520919Today is a good day!
I am not falling for CB propaganda
>>544521307>>544521451the fact silence suzuka moved aside so he didn't suffer any freak accidents amazes mepain...
>>544521685UMA MUSUME IS A DIRT GAMEIT'S OUR YEAR
>>544517440female trainers are second class onaholes, umas are still the first class
>>544521516Sparking the girl you love is the most soulful thing you can do
>>544520886I have a feeling almondmilk is not gonna survive next CM.
>>544521685Journalism bros we have a chance
>>544521516>not using the selector on herAnon...You can spark her in the all banner, yeah. You don't play her because she's strong.
>>544518176>Ace is a hagI thought she was a genki tomboy...
>>544521673>uma hagperfectly clear smooth skin>ningen hagugly wrinkles and semi-droopy faceUmallah didn't make the world fair.
>know for a fact that most of my club frequents this general>know for a fact that they've given up on attaining and holding top 500, just waiting to leech in greener pasturesif i were the danchou then i would be pic relating your tiny testicles.
>jpmfag.mp3
>>544522018She's a showa era uma.High PE teacher former-sukeban vibes.
>>544520286you will breed with hags
>>544522113Is Kiryu guarding the onsen for perverts?
>>544520486I like my rice wet
Why cant there be umas irl
>>544521997I used mine on McQueenThat was purely vibes though thinking I was gonna drop the game in 2 daysNow that I think about it, Curren was the one who actually made me start playing full-time. I am one thankful Toreina...>>544521939I love every (most) uma, but Teio has my utmost respect
>>544521375I prefer to sniff her ears
>>544522321>country-wide, sometimes world-wide, famous ubermensch who also do idol work on the sideif they did exist, they wouldn't know you exist.
>>544522103Rice wouldn't act like this
>>544522018Wrong, she's a sports anime protagonist
>>544522321Imagine the normal women seething
Funny you say that, Vodka.
>>544522431Anon, umas are just horse replacements by the lore. For 1 multiple g1 winner uber idol there would be millions of uma nobodies who work 9-5
>>544522767you'd think it would be the american horses that would be into bull riding
>>544515215Who?
>>544521756Pretty sure some magazine interviewed Take many years after the incident and he's still sad
Give me her legend race already
>>544523110
>>544522869day dreaming of the Denny's Waitress uma who never raced after high school and I love dearly
PREDICT THE FUCKING SPARKS
>>544521702that anon? not me
>>5445233652* stam, 1* front
>>544522869>he'd settle for an NPC umaeven in your fantasies, you choose failure.
>>544522103I'm doing exactly that and you can't stop meThanks for the carats and enjoy your new 60M fans shitter recruit :)
>>544523365Guts 1 front 2
>>544522113what did Cygames mean by this? visit contryside inn's and reproduce?
>>544522869>my childhood friend could have been an uma childhood friend in another timelinewe live in the worst timeline indeed
>>544523448danchou will surely boot the flatliners and we'll get good recruits this rotation. do not leave, i need your dirt shoes.
>>544523417>he’d settle for a short athletic girl with horse ears and tail and a bit of running tismYes, yes I would
>>5445233651 wit
>>544522321you want female ningens to go extint?
>>544523365Stamina 1*, Turf 3*
my (you)s bait stopped getting answered to... did I lose my touch?
>>544523407>>544523520>>544523726>>544523783>highest maruzensky I had>this
>>544523819impressive.
>>544523770> Female ningens to go extinctNothing of value was lost. Uma can replace them
Would any anons here know where I could get all the voicelines of a character by chance?
>>544522126this reminds me the old VN I used to play...
>>544523907Only if I get my OWN Special Week
>>544523082how is she so flat and cute?
>>544522869>born to run>forced to wage
>>544523287why am i so short
Doesn't have the skill I want, but I'll take it since I'm only using her as a grandparent affinity booster.
Sex with the gang
>>544523110I would let her hug me all night
>>544524148Oguri ate my image.
>>544523749and the reward is?
>>544524197real talk guyshow sex with MANHATTAN CAFE would beI want ALL of this fucking thread to be explicit about it so I can fill my Manhattan folder
>>544524308>He picked up murmur on Daiwa
>>544524197Hot slutty summer bitches
>>544523959you could get your own special day, week and month
>>544522869>>544522431>>544522321This but with horse body and horse pussy.
>>544524197Just Dantsu is enough
>>544524308>tfw Daiwa will never hug me from behind while nibbling and murmuring lewd things in my earbrb tracen academy ;_;
are there draft umas? How strong would they be?
Is Rice good for you?
>>544523810try premium baits next time
>>544524463you know what I meangive me the medium premium with her bikini so I can endlessly pet her
Uma for this feel?
>>544524728Ace
>>544524197more like gang assault
Kitasex Black
>>544524576this Rice has big hands
>>544524850They are too busy fucking each other to fuck you
mares
>>544524341Reverse spitroast with her and her friend.
A!A!I want the mystery box!
>>544524495For me it's Jungle.
>>544524552Daring Tact, terror of bears
https://x.com/KFC_ES/status/1983148710772256898https://x.com/KFC_ES/status/1983226026487382524what the fuck is going on in mexico
Since you all are chrono doxers, which anon from /here/ are the best performers. For no particular reason
>>544520919Sexy
>>544524991but enough of your headcanons
Got 3 SC 1 GS from my reroll, keep or keep rerolling for both SC and FM?
>>544525126That's the Spain KFC social media account, they are always like that.
Leo Ace status is pretty grim as of now
>>544524848>us uma musume naturally have a very high body temperatureis this true?
>>544524885I would like both please
>>544524885Kitasan is sexy and all, but it’s a mystery box. Think of the possibilities! It could be anything! It could even be a Kitasan!
>>544525319how grim? >if Leo were a swim meet, my aces would be semi-floating underwater corpsesyeah things aren't looking good
>>544525591It is true that small kitasan was better than big kitasan, I'm with the box.
>>544524097Girlfailures are my passion
god that slight pudginess she is just like nice nature
I'm not gonna do farm runs today
>>544525154anon, if you're going to make a club aiming for top 10 or so, I'd be interested. About 4m/day
>>544525759>nice nature is cute >her va is cute I want the VA’s the wear their character racing silks. It’ll be cool
>>544525785bro? herb runs are pretty good money and fruit tree runs are really good farming xp
>>544524885Who is the armpits queen ?
>>544525298Any Advice?
>>544525809>top 10 >4m/dayKekMore like bottom 10 in B+
>She is known for her thoughtful hospitality that considers the health of the Uma Musume, and her elegant and courteous service, but she also occasionally shows a languid sexiness. what did they mean by this
>>544525126I mean I get the jap one, but this one is just out of context.
>>544525298GS as in gold ship? she's shit. 3 SC is pretty good though. i'd keep it.
>>544524728You know she would ride you into the battle if you asked her to
>>544526070Her onsen is secretly an uma brothel.
>>544526165she looks like a boy
>>544526065Half of the members of the top 2 clubs make around 4m/day. What are you even on about?
>>544526070She brings the ojisans in once the umas are relaxed and unconscious
>>544526145Yeah gold ship, thinking of just keeping it but what am I missing out on if I didn't get fine motion? New fag trying to make sense of what's going on
>>544525007>please don't share these picturesimplying she doesn't share trainer's pics with other umas
wtf cygames i thought the horses weren't for lewding
>>544525757Summer villain when?
>>544526464Rules for thee, not for me.
>>544526464The ban was for guro not lewding you dumbfuck
>>544505085>yuriyou get a threesome with her and her uma though
>>544526423Her trainer’s pics are for her secret collection only
>>544504979Tears then, for your world you see is beyond my weary sight.
>>544525993when we talk about coffee this schizo gets mad so easily
>>5445263963 super creek is a very good account anon. start playing and saving up for kita banner on new years
>>544525878racing level?
>>54452671799
>>544526070it means you need to breed her eggs before they turn to dust
https://x.com/_taka_nene21/status/1983505691730968709
>>544526464do nipponese really go into the water while wearing a towel? Does it not get wet?
>>544525298Stop playing and reroll on Kitasan rerun banner
>>544526165is she a year 3 o 4 uma?
>>544526551why is she looking at trainer like that?
i keep forgetting daily reset is not at 4pm not 5pm
>>544525371nyes
>>544526578she still doxx other trainers and share the pics to their trainees
>>544526836No, you go in nude, but that can’t be shown in a non-porn videogame
>>544526965it happens at 11 am moron
>>544526464onsens aren't inherently sexual in japant. been in a nude onsen>>544526836no, you are not supposed to wear the towel in the water
>>544526836>>544527013a shame they didn't do the steam censor. towel is so funny
>feeling that this tachyon run would fuck up for some reason and switch to NHK mile>get mile sparks>mile A>What in the goddamn
>>544526947cause she's chocolate and wants (you) to eat her
>>54452699136°c is normal human body temperature as well you fucktard
>still need to do in body and mind, triple tiara, and all rounder for the 3* ticket
>>544526965Disgusting Europoor.
I thought the paid banners were out already.
>>544527234God I wish
Me and the boys trying to steal all the dirts at reset (we could just cap before going to bed but only pussies do that)
>>544526578Bullshit she's Mossad like Jeffrey. Bet they have blackmail materials in Epsatono Island
>>544526396Like other anon said, 3 SC is a very good start. SC has about ~2 years usability. If you need FM, you can just borrow her. Though for now your borrow will always be kitasan. Save your carats for kitasan rerun banner in about a month.
>>544527117brocked
>>544527167>triple tiaraWhy aren't you regularly training mares?
>>544514364
it's a new daypost them
IT'S A NEW DAY
>>544526991Thats not hot at all...
Oh its the American umas
>>544527309She’s really not like that at all, but I guess the damage has already been done with the site
>>544527194GMT+1 includes>Morocco, Algeria, Niger, Chad, Benin, Nigeria, Central African Republic, Cameron, Republic of Congo, Gabon, AngolaBold of you to assume im European
>>544527092I read this as "steam the gaming client" and wondered what you meant... like trainee, like trainer it seems
>>544516520why are you lying, the guy was avenging his family that was bankrupted by the Moonies (who Abe had a connection to)
>>544527593Nekos are fine. Disgusting Europoors are not.
>>544527559>rudolf r>bakushin>some other 1* I forgot
>the reset does not concern himself with summer time switchHoly fucking based I HATE summer time
>>544527483i have not found the drive to do any non-borrow runs in a long time
>>544527559more spechud starpieces
>>544527630I'm just relating what i heard, you can qrd me if you want. I'm actually a Moonie
>>544523082Get sniffing
>>544527559bakushiiiinmatikanefukukitarumejiro palmer R
>>544527672Well too bad, I'm from Switzerland. Never part of the EU and not even poor, in fact I get paid in gold bars by the hour.
>>544527692first time playing a game with server-based daily resets or something? i can't think of any game that isn't a static utc reset time
>>544527783CAP AS IN PEAK
>>544527592>but I guess the damage has already been donethat's a fight you need to fight on twitter not here
>>544527832What's a Switzerland? Some Islamic Middle-Eastern country?
>picked a parent run oguri by accident>still win
the umalator says my generic oguri cap (as in peak) is 2 lengths faster than my summer hagdo I believe it?
See you later niger
suckzuka's shoes smell awful btw
>>544527576compared to human 36-37 °C it is hot
>>544528018___ __ __ ____
>>544528153Have you selected preset leo
>>544528153post the setup
Today I will sniff Suzuka
>Anime is on break>CG will also be on break until 20th November
>>544528565they're going to time the arima kinens to the actual race lmao
>Fuji kiseki made me cum again
>>544528681Threesome with both
cap
>>544528673Okay but that’s hype though
>otherworldly front runnerMore like late surger, amirite?
>pull for SMaru 10-pulls>nada>pull from Doto's banner with single pulls>got TM O and Dotohmmm... im noticing something
>>544527883>>544528018>>544528854>oguri hate>also /uma/
>finally hit turf + medium S in one run>decent stats so far, on track to hit capped speed with good stam/power>got most hints I needed>enter fall with a good summer>use tazuna 4th dating event>instantly afterwards get hit by slacker>proc slacker 4 times in a row completely ending the runyeah you know I am done, good luck guys.
>>544528950this is so dumb I laughed
>>544528920otherworldly because she dead lol
>>544528973i've never hated on Oguri....
AW LAWD
How do I break it to my danchou that I'm leaving
>>544528775Before or after the race?
Oguri Plap
>>544529157say it to me here.
Does anyone have a problem that you cannot change the running style in legend races?
Oguri Cap as in peak
cute npc
>>544528920>2:10not a good look bwo
>get g1 awareness >read what it does>HOLY FUCK I CAN NOW IMPROVE PERFORMANCE IN ALL G1s???>remove only, no positive levelsWhy?
>>544529068slacker is the highest priority cleanse there is. you have no one but yourself to blame.
>mistook a fellow club member for someone from the thread that had a good cm3 team since they had the same name and profile umaoops...hope I didn't traumatize them
>>544529270>he thinks this game isn't all about rng
>>544529229Hey Um***o danchou get your shit together or I'm leaving with >>544522103
>legend Suzuka has 500 stamUmm sweatie that's not enough for mediums...
>>544529275That skill still count toward Groundwork.
>late start>brockedOGULI
what happened suzie...
I love you Brian, but this is like the 5th time you've randomly showed up
>>544529476>skippedwait what the fuck
Are we actually gonna get QOL updates this half anni?
>>544529672>he doubted Ogurin the GOAT
La creatura
>>544529454>um***o is full of mayano-postersi need to get out of here.
>>544529604she wants you to eat her JUNGLE
you copy?
>>544529861SNIFFFFFF
oguri doesn't even know what sex is, she cannot legally consent
>>544529672>B>2:09tf
cant believe it has been 6 months since the game released
>>544530073I can
>>544529896I'm afraid you've already been profiled by the glowies thanks to our efforts
>>544529396yeah I tried once and failed so then I had to just pray
>>544530073EOS soon...
Which uma would tackle me today?
this retard is too sexy
>>544530301please do not sexualize the sped.
>>544529975yeah?
>>544530301I think her being an absolute retard just adds to her sexappeal
There's still more than 24 hours for the Doto banner and not in 6 hours right? Timezones are a fuck
>>544529975Ask the mom to join, she can consent for both.
>>544529687Well... lets just see what santa brings this year, okay?
>>544530553why does she want her trainer so much?
>>544529687>the half-anni QoL push gaslight is still aliveheh.
>>544530593
>>544530730Paru in her early days
>>544530285
>>544529861Godzilla
>>544530593Mambo would never do this
>>544531032>>544531032>>544531032
>>544521939Ever since I realized I'll have enough carats to (maybe, I also need to spark the Kita banner for at least one copy so I can 3lb her) spark the all-uma banner, I have been waiting so eagerly to spark Maruzensky. Not S.Maru, but regular F1 Maru. Love that weirdo so much, and because I use Suzuka and Gold Ship and Teio/MaQueen all the time, Red Shift is damn useful.
>>544512281>joined a D+ club on first month>became the member with most fans, left>joined a B club on second month>became the member with most fans, left>joined an A club on third month, already the member with most fans since 17th>will leave and join a S or A+ /uma/ clubYou need to see random normies as stepping stones, anon. They will miss you and you will leave a hole that can't be filled by a random jobber. /uma/ is the final stop for us.
