Living Dead Edition (how topical)>play chesshttps://lichess.org>join our team and tournamentshttps://lichess.org/team/vietnamese-basket-weaving-forumPrevious>>544280906
https://youtube.com/shorts/PskcC_nG4GoHe looks like the crackheads in those Skid Row or Kensington videos...
>>544584657What do you know about him aside from the /his/ spam?
Someone do this and report back.
>>544589896Very cute. I wish I had a family to make stuff like this with.
>>544587439He's a Van Til KJV-onlyist into BDSM porn, creationism, has done plenty of reading but argues intricately in favor of philosophical positions largely in religion that are simply refuted. Check out his site: enjoyhell.com.
>>544590310It doesn't look very kid-friendly, desu.
it never stops being hilarious making a new account and climbing up from 0 rating on chess.comevery 5th scrub tries to pull the Scholar's mate against Queen's pawn opening and instantly loses the queen
>>544593072>Scholar's mate>Queen's pawn openingu wot
>>544591675So this is the reason why /chess/ is such a shithole? Lmao that's ridiculous.
>>544593717That's the thing.Lots of Scholar's mate cheesers on low ELO, and it often works because everyone on low ELO opens with King's pawn. The cheesers find out the hard way that it doesn't work against d5.
>>544593935Sorry, I meant d4.
>>544594169post the line youre talking about, the queens pawn doesnt open her majesties diagonal
>>544593935>>544594169>I am also a shitter and have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about Fair enough.
what do i choose for just a standard ranked MMR game?
>>544595651Any of them, though I'd recommend something like 10+5.The first number is how many minutes you get on the clock. The second is how many seconds get added to your clock every time you make a move. These are known as time controls.
>>544595885ohh i see, thanks, im a complete noob
>>544595978I would recommend you stay away from the lower time controls at first because less clock time means less time to think.
>>544592736Oh no. He's dead :-(
sir how to get different color arrows and highlights on chesscom?
>>544596418Well his ghost is certainly screaming at me for food right now, lol. Fat little fucker. He's so cuddly, though.
>>544596571saar you must into the google "danya help me" and then redeem
>>544595978You should play on chess.com.It's shilled by hundreds of youtube influencers, they spend a lot on marketing and bribe GMs to play there, so all the noobs are on that site.You might have a rougher time on lichess, there are fewer complete beginners there. It's mainly used by people who already have a clue about chess.
>>544597408Fuck off, Danny.
>>544597408Lichess doesn't ban cheaters Dotcum does.
>>544585818cool fuckin skull man to hell ya six
>>544597601It's easy to make a new chess.com account if you get banned, so it's not really an issue for me.
>>544597601>>544597408why would i play on lichess if there are cheaters?
>>544598652You shouldn't. IMO it's only good for some tournaments and anonymous games. The fact they can't deal with cheaters properly is too much of a con for me to consider using Lichess over Chesscum.
>>544597601Yes they do, kys Danny.
I must admit, dotscam seems to handle cheaters really well. Look what they did with Danya. That faggot will never cheat again.
>>544598926i see, thanks
>>544599665 >they do
>>544599778Hey now. Maybe it was Lichess finally stepping up their game. We just don't know.
>when rook vs king endgame means draw 50% of the time because they don't know how to mate you
>>544596571first, presings of ctrl, alt, shift. then of right click. then can into the colors.
>>544600790>when you realize you're the same elo as those retards
>>544601586F
>>544600790How? I'm 300 ELO and know how to mate with a rook and king safely.
>>544602545>how to mate with a rook and king safely.which one do you put the condom on?
>>544598926No chess website can deal with cheaters properly. It's impossible. Anyone who wants to win by cheating will do so anytime they want to on any platform.
>>544602545700 elo I just played didn't.
>>544599778They actually did step up and finally started banning titled players, including the occasional GM. They also now require proctor software for all Titled Tuesday players. Danya was next on the chopping block and he knew it. So strategically the only way he could win was through death. If he didn't an hero then Kramnik would be completely vindicated.
>>544602910Retract this intrue statement before sued
>>544603198Speaking of Kramnik. Have you guys seen what he just did to Jamaica? This man sickens me.
Hating Kramnik is the litmus test of a cheater. That man is the savior of online chess.
>>544603317Kramnik really is a terrible person. I tried to hide some cat food in a dish, and it all vanished. That bastard stole it all. My cat told me so.
>>544602639I giggled.
>>544603879it was an act of revenge because your fucking cat ate my stockfisht. Kramnik
>>544605559>your fucking cat ate my stockfishI did notice he had quite a rating spike. I figured he'd just been studying while I was at work.
What's the best free tool for analyzing your games?I like the one on chess.com because it tries to explain the moves, even though it's often retarded. Not gonna pay monthly sub for that though.There's also https://app.decodechess.com/ which I've been using recently since you can just keep remaking free accounts for the 2 day trial. Is there anything better? I'd prefer something more than verbose than just the raw stockfish output of best moves scores.
>>544607131I think what you want is like an AI agent that you can chat with that humanly explains the moves ideas in a position, and if so that doesn't exist AFAIK. And if it did it would probably be on the same level as the chesscum engine tips.
Is it possible the autopsy report will be kept private? I need to know what he was on so I can get some
>>544608010Yeah, that's what I use decodechess for. It doesn't just say x is the best move, it also says it's the best move because you're about to hang your queen you retard, and also you can checkmate in 3.I was wondering if there was anything better, or more reliable that doesn't occasionally mislead you with ridiculous stockfishism like if you go there and trade every piece you have, then 17 steps later you can come out a pawn ahead.
>>544609023ah fuck, wrong image
>>544609207comfy colorscheme
>>544609023I think chessarc.app is better. If I cared more about spending time on reviewing I'd probably pay the $3/month for the suggestions.
>>544603198That's a lot of titles starting with W. Are women overrepresented in the cheating community?
>>544600790I learned how to mate with a rook before I learned how to mate with a queenI used to underpromote to a rook cause I was too scared to stalemate with a queen
>>544614480#metoo#trustallwomen
>>544600790when i first started i blew a win due to not knowing how, promptly learned it, gained around 300 points in a couple weeks just because everyone was very happy to trade down. I want to say the benefit of this tapered off at around 800 com rapido.
>>544615194lol, I used to do this too and the other guy would usually just resign upon seeing the underpromotion rather than stalling out the game for as long as possible hoping for the stalemate
>>5446144804/25 are women's titles.
Ng5... Home...
>>544603317jamaican me crazy
>>544607131>more than verbose thanNot a thing as far as I know. Using the Analysis tool on Lichess remains the best option. Run it and click "learn from your mistakes". Often you'll understand why the move you played wasn't the best simply by looking at the board and being "forced" to find a better move.
>>5446186675 actually are 20% or more of titled players female? if not, they are overrepresented in this sample
>>544607131I know you said free buthttps://lichess.org/coachYou might be able to negotiate a lower rate if it's one game review and answering some questions. Obviously prepare questions ahead of time.Protip if you do this: teaching skills are much more important than title. So many genuine legit GMs are shit teachers so don't waste your money
>>544607131>it tries to explain the movesThe point of analyzing should be for you to try and understand why the computer does something. That's how you progress. Being spoon-fed more than you already are(by working with a machine thats better than every single chess player that ever lived) is not ideal
>>544624389Non-whites have severe difficulty understanding how to interpret statistics.
>>544620635>d5
https://lichess.org/training/8EKUO
>>5445956513+0 > 10+ 0 > 15+10 > 10+5 > 3+2 > 1+0 > 2 +1 > 30 + 0 > 30+20 > and at last the bullshit 5+0. Too long to flag, too short to think. Fuck that time control
Kramnik is 6'5"Danya was (lol) 6'2"
play this today1. e4 c52. d4 cxd43. c3
>>544636875I'm playing the open sicilian now. I want to become a real boy
>>544636342manlets never learn
>>544636342Van Wely is 6'10 checkmate manlets
>>544635140>recommending 3+0 to a new player I believe he wanted to play chess, anon, not click buttons fast with no thought behind it.
>>544635140You're a moron.
>>544637303the bold play 2.d4
>>544636875I already always play this if allowed and I score 60% so not gonna stop
>>544606874That was brutal.
>>544636875>>544640425I've never really understood where whites attack is coming from after castling snd black playing e6. Have any example gamed?
>>544637753My bad for not clarify. It was a personal ranking. My favorite time control. Not a recs for beginner. Beginner should stick with rapid or above
Do we have pit screenshots of this one?My friend is asking.
>>544643335Cute girl, very nice board Nothing like a good wooden set damn
>>544592736Danya type cat
>>544643335I want to checkmate her in the butt
>>544643335Bishop X anus
>>544646264>>544646565Stop speaking in tongues.
Peter Leko is PLAYING in the World Cup this year. It will be hilarious when he makes the Candidates and cucks Vincent out of a spot.
>>544649171Hans will cuck everyone out of a spot
>opposite bishop endgame>offer a draw to my opponent three times>Rejects every single one>Blunders a discovered check pawn push and losesClassic thirdie
>>544651887What did you say to him in chat or are you already limuted?
>>544651887you used your white devil magic to win!!!
>>544652015Just wrote "I gave you a million chances dude", he had the gall to offer a rematch after the match
>>544651887>Blunders a discovered check pawn push and loseslet me guess he sent a draw offer then
>>544652218Never rematch with thirdies. They will activate the engine to regain their internet points
>>544654376Happens every time
He knows.
Also Kakamura is gay.
I just discovered/learned chess and can tell I'm getting obsessed. Should I quit now at 500 elo before I ruin my life?
>>544655867Real chess doesn't even start until like 1500, you can't quit until then
>>544655867Nah, it's a fun game and improoooving from 500 to around 1200 is the most fun you'll ever have with the game and you'll be able to beat almost any random person at that level so you can play otb. A lot of people like chess
>>544656826How well do online chess skills translate to OTB? I think I'll have a hard time making good moves IRL since some of the pieces look very similar. I'm considering buying a cheap set.
>>544657174Buy a cheap tournament set. The board is just a mat you roll up, and the pieces are very easy to identify. If you want to get fancy about it, get a mousepad-style board and double (or triple)-weighted pieces.None of that is expensive and should last you many, many years, if not an entire lifetime.
$20 online, possibly cheaper if you shop around.
>>544657174My board vision sucks otb but the boomers I play with think I'm just making it up as a cope.
>>544658358From what I've seen most mats arrive all fucked up. Damned chinks.
https://lichess.org/p0sxK3Vy
>>544658441That's definitely a thing. It helps to do puzzles, drills, and study OTB instead of on the computer, assuming that's something you want to improve on. And notate your games on paper by hand! A really funny side effect is that you'll start to remember your games afterwards, move for move, without any effort, and it feels really cool.
>>544658624I bought mine from a local store, but I'd imagine ordering from somewhere reputable like House of Staunton would dodge that problem.
>>544658441We all know you're lying Billy!
>>544649171That is awesome! I'd absolutely love it if he performs well. He's so wholesome and such a wonderful commentator.
>>544643335Jesus christ, adjust those pawns. Black's b and c pawns are upsetting me.
>>544658048It's literally the exact same game lol
>>544659698Do you suffer from the 'tism, perchance?
>>544660014Oops, meant to reply to>>544657174It translates fine. It's the exact same game. Maybe there's a slight adjustment required but it's not like you're learning all new concepts or motor skills or something actually meaningful. The game isn't different otb or online
>>544660105Very much so ^_^
>>544660419>it's the catfagI should have known.
>>544660473You got me, anon. <3
jesus fabi is a machine he's alredy playing another tournament
Catmixer is the antichrist
>>544660473'mixer is king of /chess/
>>544660918Well it's his job.
>>544660918fabi's blitz is really bad compared to his rapid
>>544660994For the record, I am not Catmixer, in case there is any confusion there. (Though I believe I was playing against him in a series of games here a few days ago.)
>>544643335Her sister's hotter
>>544661245All anon challenges are catmixer. He has hundreds of alts accounts as well.
>>544660994Catmixer's Kramnik great-great-grandfather. Mixer disowned him for not being evil enough.
are they still doing the flag thing kek such a petty thing to do
>>544661315Well I had a good time playing, at least. He's a bit unhinged in chat, but otherwise it was fine. I think I shocked him when I actually won one of the games.
are they still doing the invasion thing such an evil thing to do
>>544661402Yeah it's ridiculous. What even is the point?>muh russia badYeah yeah, we know. At least ask the players to use another flag if you're afraid of the Russian one that much.
>>544661714They do. Alexey Sarana uses another flag.
>>544661714Make them use the gay pride or tranny flag XD
It's retarded. Shitmerica has been invading countries like Russia is non stop since ww2 but because they do it to serve the kikes the media won't get their golem to be mad about it
>>544661548It’s weird how he communicates. It’s like an alien doing his best human impression. Karla spanked his ass and he never recovered
>>544661402>>544661714FIDE is run by puccians.
>>544662243>Karla Is that schizojew still around?
>KRAMNIIIIIIIIIK!>YOU DON'T DESERVE A PLATFORM KRAMNIK!
>>544662969Enjoy hell.
>>544662969>"he's using this to suppress opposing voices">we should suppress his voice Absolutely no self-awareness from these people. Society was a mistake.
>>544663525>"Thanks for notifying, will definitely do so. Hate the guy and how he bullies others"Funny, innit?
>>544662969redditers are fucking cancer
>>544662782She lurks and sometimes attentionposts. She was already kinda chubby before she went to college I hope she didn’t balloon up too much.
>>544663525They also can't seem to clue into the fact that manus and hikaru did the exact same thing. If you're going to punish all 3, fine I guess, if you're going to punish none, also fine, accusing people of cheating isn't against any law. You can't punish the one you don't like though.
these two are so fucking boring first one speaks like a youtube reviewer and danny should go manage his business and call peter leko
>>544663827One of the more insane people I've met on 4chan>... and between you and me Harry, that is saying something
>>544663851>accusing people of cheating isn't against any lawWhich is why they're now accusing Kramnik of cheating in 2006 against Topalov. They're really running with it.
>>544663982Please get Leko. I'll even tolerate Tania if you give me Leko.
GMs are definitely going to think twice before accusing someone of cheating. what if that person gets hit by a bus the next day? say goodbye to your titles and career.
>>544664102He did cheat, that's why he correct champion line is illegitimate. Topalov is technically still world champion because he never played an official challenger after he won by default when Kramnik cheated.
>>544664487Did he really? Kramnik never actually did qualify to play Kasparov btw
>>544664487>he correct*the current
>>544664487>He did cheatHe didn't though. He played like shit and still won bu go ahead, keep repeating he took 50 bathroom breaks when there's video proof he only took like 10.
>>544664580We need Shirov - Kasparov 2026 to determine the actual champion I guess.
>>544664687Keep defending your bathroom boy, cheatmixer. Kramnik is a fraud, he's probably weaker than Garry right now lol.
>>544655508>paying tribute to Danya is worth more than 20khttps://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxEBRjGlC8_0ZbwTdJhEfmHGkduZd6o-hk
>>544664791More entertaining than any of the current twitch streamer eceleb top players
>>544664957>he's probably weaker than Garry right now lol.I would hope so. My nigga Kasparov is the goat.
>>544664995thanks josie
>>544665195He's 12 years older, but then again, Kramnik is younger than Anand and getting mogged extremely hard on that front. Guy did NOT age well, which I suppose is the whole reason behind this circus.
>>544660918does your caste level increase with the length of your name in pajeetand?
>>544663982I like Aman. Extremely competent and professional commentator.
>>544665448You know when a substitute teacher shows up and you and your friends swap names?It’s basically the same thing. They’re taking the piss and wondering when we’ll finally take the hint.
Be chess now >the current strongest player >by like 30 points>refuses to defend title >the gayest matches in the history of the game then take place between a fat crybaby Jewish embarrassment, an irrelevant Chinese guy who hasn't won a recorded game in his life, and the least skilled Indian super grandmaster of his own generation >all chess revolves around levy rozzman, chess.com, fucking Twitch, danya, botez sisters, nakamura being a complete faggot, and carlsen still >featuring boring retards! Like giri! And fabi! Be chess - Soviet era >strongest player (by like 120 rating lol) quits the game >vicious titanic struggles between communist shill Anatoly Karpov and chess-crazed Soviet defector Viktor Korchnoi >while Korchnois wife is a hostage in Moscow>while both sides keep claiming the other is trying to cheat >or poison them >or hypnotize them with professional hypnotizing spectators >entertaining, interesting, sensational >Kubrick had a duty to make this film *sips* they don't make em like they used to
damn hes a manlet
>>544665846I like the gif where he puked all over himself but keeps playing.
>>544665357I think Anand is considered one of the most naturally talented players ever, where Kramnik was maybe more of a grinder/hard worker. Judit Polgar said playing Anand was like playing a chess alien who never needed to think.
>>544666030We truly live in the gayest of times.
>>544665448Well he is Brahmin caste, hence the constant white shit on his face but I don't know how the names work
>>544665357>>544665195>>544664957Didn't Garry just btfod Anand who's world #13, or did that not happen? For some reason I thought he did
>>544666892What would happen to someone not from the Brahmin caste if he smeared some white shit on his face?
>>544667046At Fischer Random like two weeks ago, yeah.Anand has Kasparov-induced PTSD, though.
>chesscum doesn't have yesterday's games up yetwhat a piece of shit site
>>544667194Eh, I bet Kasparov could hit 2800 unironically. Anand is 60 rating down from his peak all-time. 2800 would be about 60 down from Garry's peak. Of course he'd have almost nothing to gain by trying except humiliating completely Carlsens generation minus Carlsen
>>544667340Following tournaments on dotcum is absolute ass. What a miserable experience.
>mukhin- tal 1972>starting middlegame of one of Tals attacking masterpiecesThe cuckoldsen chess is a boring draw psyop has been a disaster for the human race
>According to Korchnoi's rating history, when he was 69 years old, he was stronger than when he was a world championship candidate in in 1960's. That simply can't be. The answer has to be rating inflation.Thoughts? I've hard rating inflation doesn't exist but this does seem good evidence. I've also seen lots of people say it's retarded to claim the entire top 100 basically are stronger than all the Soviet chess champions (besides opening knowledge, which is irrelevant as elo tracks skill within a pool and all pools of top players have the same access to opening knowledge that exists within their time period)
>>544667047a lot of poop attacks
>>544667534>except humiliating completely Carlsens generation minus CarlsenI'm pretty sure Garry coming back would be a huge draw and would make headlines worldwide. I'm all for it.
>>544668454Well sure, it'd be the only interesting thing to happen in modern chess since Carlsen getting #1It would be really cool to see. I'm sure he can do just as well as Anand does, which is basically as good as any super GM besides like caruana, nakamura, Carlsen who are a bit better. He could be in the mix
>>544666030It is in fact over.>>544667553I still mourn the old chess24 site. The layout was far superior for watching tournaments.
This Fabi-Pragg natch is amazing. That 2 Q vs 2N+Q game and the queen sac game after it were pure blitz kino. Probably the best SCC match so far. I'm just worried that Fabi's gonna get rekt in boolet to spoil the fun.
>>544668085People used to get better as they got older because they had more experience in positions they played and didn’t have to play kids who goon chessable openings 8 hours a day
>>544668085yes technology and the number of rated tournaments makes it much easier to be 2600 now.
>>544669125is chessable worth it?
Fischer >all of my opponents give each other easy draws and spend all of their time prepping together to knock me out of tournaments. Any opponent I play can spend the entire adjournment period sleeping while an entire team of the world's best players analyze the position for him. This is what happens when Jews. I must combat them.Carlsen >is that... a FUCKING watch??!!! Aaaahhhh I'm accuuuuuusing Kramnik >Okay but you see his time it went back I never see anything like this I'm sorry, not In twenty thousand game I've seen this, both the games have to be replayed >Okay you know, start the procedure ya? It's just not possible he find this
>>544669163>>544669125But why? Chess is a zero sum game isn't it? If it's easier to get better that doesn't mean it's easier to gain rating.
>>544669219If you but one or 2 courses max and learn them yeah just dont fall into the trap that everyone does with hobbies thinking if you spend money youll get better
>>544669471It's not a zero sum game, since there is a rating creep which keeps increasing.
>>544669219No, not a good way to learn openings, and opening lines aren't a good thing to spend a lot of focus on if you aren't already like 1800+ com MINIMUM You'd be way better off learning how to play your openings by incrementally improving on them through what happens in your own games and the best way to improve at chess is practice calculation and spotting tactical opportunities and almost anything else you spend time on is a waste in comparison Or learn endgames Opening lines will almost never happen and you won't be able to remember the autistic chessable shit the 1/1000 times you see it in a game. ALSO chessable is literally broken in how it depicts "spaced repetition." If you make a mistake it has you correct it. Then has you repeat the correction (as in dragging the piece to the square you just put it on), then has you repeat the correction... again, as if this is somehow a useful thing.
>>544669862Ratings are deflated compared to 10 years ago.
>>544669794Forgot to add it depends on your level because unless your over 2100 fide at least your opponents wont follow engine lines from the course and your better off just doing puzzles and anslysing your games
>>544669862>>544670287What increases the creep and what decreases it?
>>544670336Ya bro the guy asking "is chessable worth it" is probably over 2100 fide
/chess/ lost
>>544670336This is why you play London.It doesn't matter what your opponent is doing, you just play your own Sim City and build your fortress. On low elo you won't get punished.
>>544670580I asked it and I'm sub 500Genuinely curious if any of the paid resources are worth it over free youtube guides.
>>544670679this the new chess engine championship?
>>544670889Fuck no dude. Youtube vids, rapid games, and puzzles are all you need
>>544670354Young kids deflate ratings because they're taking rating away from the previous pool on the way up. Old people inflate ratings by giving away rating on the way down.
>>544670889Definitely not Sub 500 you should just play the game and develop board vision. Board vision is just ability to see what pieces can actually do and noticing them.
>>544670889>500At 500 it'd be DETRIMENTAL for you. You should not be memorizing moves and lines, you need to learn fundamentals.Center control, king safety, piece development, identifying defended and undefended pieces, basic tactics... learning any of these things will significantly improve your game and there's a glut of high quality learning material available on these topics for free.
Cmon Pedobi get this poo!
>>544661285pinkie is kind of stuck at current rating level. i doubt she has the necessary eye of the tiger to go much higher. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suH8lE3suOs
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>>544670890Fucking kek
FABI DID IT HOORAY ^_^
/our/ guy fabiano cunnyuana flushed the poo!
>>544670890No, that's Niemann cup.
>i painted my sisters butthole white and pushed my face into it for this
>>544669219No.
>>544670679>Naroditsky cup
>>544667912link to game? i cannot find it anywhere, searching lichess/chess365 database or simply googling. googling it gives me a tal-mukhin 1972 open sicilian game.
>>544666102Um wtf? post link?
>>544600790It's funny because i knew how to mate with a rook but i don't know the technique anymore. However my elo has risen drastically.T. 1700 rapid and 1400 blitz chess.com player
>>544673548>>544670890KEK
serious question. Did Danya die a virgin?
>>544675118doesn't seem like the type.
>>544675118Definitely not. The guy had chess groupies throwing themselves at him. Yet another reason why killing himself over untrue allegations makes no sense. >>544674174You are not 1700 chesscom if you can't mate with rook and king that's like otb ultra boomer unrated guy who is sort of good but also retarded or online player up to 700 rating level
>>544669302lel
>>544675118probably raped by Dina while high on drugs
>>544674174You are unbelievably full of shit, anon.
>>544674174Shut up retard
>>544675342i am 1700 rapid player. All chess players have weaknesses and strenghts. My weakness is that i cannot find a mate if time is running out. I have probably stalemated more even with queen and king than mated the opponent.
>>544675118
>>544669302Now do Kasparov.
>>544677003which states do dina / nemo / anna (rudolf) live in?
>>544676613No you're just lying >>544676148This guy is right
>>544677023lol I was going to say Kasparov never really accused anyone of cheating but he actually accused deep blue of cheating against him by getting help from a human >what a twist! Accusing the most important sponsor of rigging the match against him by having humans input non computer moves to steer the game positionally. Who knows, maybe he was right, but noone ever fessed up Also what year is it?
>>544677660The move that he was suspicious about was later revealed to be due to a bug in the code. So Kasparov wasn't completely paranoid for no reason.
>>544663827Could I see her booty?
>>544677902>the move was a bug in the code Oh ya? How so? That sounds super suspicious lol
>>544677427I'm not lying though. For me, it's hard to see patterns where opponent king can move after my move. It's easier to understand middlegame strategies or tactics. It's like my spatial vision is impaired when i need to mate king with only my pieces remaining.
>>544678045I'm fine with believing that but there's literally no way you're 1700 and unable to mate with a king and rook. Can't happen. The fact that you think it can happen shows you don't know enough about chess to even pretend to play the game. Like I said, maybe a semi-decent old guy who has never opened a chess book or used a computer in his life to play chess would have just never learned how to do it, but got an online player, anyone over 700 can perform this mate. Anyone over 1000 guaranteed.
>>544678228WRONG!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afGVhcpVv4E
>>544670890kek kek kek
>>544678549On chess.com you can start accounts at 2k
>>544678549>>544678642Also just obviously a fake gay and staged video
>>544678642The guy is clearly worth his 2000 rating. He was beating another 2000+ rated player.
>>544678228Ok, ok fine my REAL rating is 1600 rapid. Why i lied about my rating is that i wanted to overemphasize the fact that people can have major flaws in their game in one specific area.
>>544670889I bought the CT-ART 20 bundle which is a bit overkill but I like it.Poorfags can use Chesstempo instead.
>>544678864I dont think you play the game
>>544676072
>>544678864I believe you accidentally added a 6 there. K+R mate is the easiest endgame to learn and is the first endgame most players learn. Any even remotely competent player can perform this mate with no thought.
>>544679138Ok, ok fine. My REAL real rating is 1450 rapid.
>>544679138I don't think you know how fucking autistically my brain works. Like i said earlier, i have clearly problems with spatial vision during rook/queen mating situations.
>>544678941There’s some weird stigma against spending any money on learning chess. I think it just comes from poorfag thirdies desu. Chess is probably one of the cheapest hobbies on the planet, spending like 50 bucks on courses/books per year is absolutely nothing
450 rapid and dropping
>>544679341but i'm struggling to find a mate even with one queen and king. I usually promote extra queen to mate with two queens if it's possible.
>>544678864You are still lying. As the other guy said, you don't play the game and do not know how people learn mating patterns. That's why you thought that it's realistic for a 1700 to fail to mate with K+R.
>>544679592You just don't play the game bro, that mate is a rote sequence that has nothing to do with seeing anything
>>544679592>you just don’t understand how SPECIAL and UNIQUE my BRAIN isKill yourself
>>544681016Danya yourself*
Will we ever find out what he was watching on his TV when he overdosed on the couch? Had to have been anime, right? Which one?
>>544681282Umaru-chan
>>544681282>animeReal niggas die in front of Tom & Jerry.
>>544681282https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYgpux2pa4A
https://lichess.org/kY8fWjs8A challenge to celebrate Fabi's victory
>>544681282it was probably some history documentary cuz he was a history buff and had a degree in it.
>>544681016>My brain is working retarted in some specific area>anon thinks that im trying to display uniqueness because of it. All i'm trying to say that our skillsets doesn't work with linear fashion. Humans aren't elo bots with linear skillsets correlated with Elo points. Sometimes elo doesnt match with our skillsets especially if its something really specific for example rook/queen mating.
>>544681169Danyaself
>>544682042>retarted
>>544682042Rook mate and queen mate have nothing to do with skill. It's funny, every once in a while some guy shows up here and pretends to be a chess player. It's always incredibly transparent that he's lying because he gets stuck on some point that anyone who plays chess knows is complete nonsense.I'm not sure what you people get out of it, but it's entertaining.
>people are actually falling for this obvious trollkek
>>544681898ACCEPT
>>544682339>Rook mate and queen mate have nothing to do with skill.Are u saying that player that has never played chess and only knows rules can mate opponent just like that? Of course it takes skill to mate your opponent.
>>544682678Yes, ESL jungle monkey, that’s exactly what we’re saying. The king and rook mate is exceptionally simple and can be easily calculated. It’s not a “skillset”
>>544682504Sorry brah didn't mean to abort, my browser shat itself.>>544682678Either trolling or proving once more that you don't play chess.
https://lichess.org/kY8fWjs8All right, one last try then.
>>544681282it was probably a porno, gay or straight. probably gay. third option: lesbian porn
>>544682168The fuck.
>>544682917>can be easily calculatedBut isn't that a skill? What if someone cannot calculate those simple mating sequences? Don't think that everyone approaches the game same way than you do.
>>544681282I am falling, I am fadingI am drowning, help me to breatheI am hurting, I have lost it allI am losing, help me to breathe
>>544683817If you don’t possess the ability to calculate a king and rook mate, you are light years away from 1700 rapid. Nice larp/troll/bait whatever it was you were trying to do though
what are the implications of penis inversion surgery in chess?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKpt8xLPonQ
>>544678941I bought their Chess Tactics for Beginners "course." I'd recommend that pretty highly. It's good software and worth supporting the company that makes it.
>>544684863I, as a 1600 rapid player can probably mate with a rook and a king if i have 5 minutes but i cant do it if i have 1 minute left on the clock or even 1:30. Usually when i play those situations i don't have much time. I don't understand why it's so unfathomable to think that, some people do struggle in specific situation.
>>544685215>you can be a national champion of france and not even be an IMgrim
>>544685215Is that the same tranny that was going after Hans when Magnus was cyberbullying his mental health?
>>544685549Just put your king and rook together and "make the box smaller" whenever you can safely do so until you get their king to the side of the board.>>544684863I'm around that
>>544679592Please kill yourself for being a chess failure
>>544685215It means you can take away meme titles from women.
>>544685549Basically you’re not even good enough to lie about being ‘good’ (if you consider 1700 good). I would be shocked if you’re beyond 800 elo
>>544685549You don't even realize how stupid this lie is
>>544686069yes
>>544685345Yeah it's included in my bundle. This one, Chess Tactics Art and CT-ART 4 are their most recommended courses on Plebbit, from what I've seen.I'm still not done with "Beginners" but I feel like I'm progressing, so it's nice. I tried Chesstempo and thought it was garbage but to each their own.
>>544663982Danny believes that he is an excellent commentator and that others should follow his style as a template for all chess commentary.
>>544685549K+R mating is braindead and even I who's only 760 (at the moment) can do it without thinking.Who do you think you're fooling, anon?
how does the horse move
>>544686865>>544686984Whatever. I don't need you to believe me. What i said in my earlier comment is a factual truth. >>544687746That's the thing, for me it's not braindead, it's difficult. PEOPLE DON'T APPROACH CHESS THE SAME WAY. I think there are plenty of your rating that doesn't know how to mate with K + RThink it as this way:40% of 750 elo players don't know how to mate with K+R30% of 900 elo player don't know how to mate with K+R1-3% of 1600 elo player don't know how to mate with K+R
Weavers getting mad baited by catmixer rn, though if I were him, I'd make the bait funnier by claiming to be 1900 as a /chess/ lore easter egg.
>>544688749I'm just wondering what his endgame is.
>>544688523https://www.funnyhowtheknightmoves.com
>>544689049CARLOS
I hate catmixer so much it’s unreal
>>544681282Boku no Pico
>>544689538These guys slap your gf's ass. wdyd?
>>544689538(I didn't mean to (You) you, sorry.)
>>544694458tell them Neanderthal convention is across the street
>>544636875t. Esserman(buy my book)
>>544674073
>>544694827Really wish that NEET would buy an ad
>>544696764me when I face the london
>>544697541same but with the ph*lidor
Maurice Ashley gives me the same energy as Obama. Like their predecessors went on the same underground railroad together
Admire my game please
>>544698742Done. Now what?
>>544698742sorry gifs are too fast for me to follow
>>544698742webm >>> gif
I will learn the Berlin Defense in Kramnik's honor.
>>544701307so it's basically just four knights (boring) but white went full retard trying to pin a knight to a pawn?
>>544698742luv a kingside attack simple as
>>544698742>>544700828Real men use sprite sheets.
>>544700828thisi never click gifs
>>544701681Based. PGNcels, WEBMiggers, GIFaggots absolutely btfo.
>>544701681this needs a small whitespace between the boards
>>544701552You do not understand the position.
>>544702116Yeah I only noticed it was missing after posting it.Dunno if I should reduce the width to 4 rows or not.
>>544702341That's actually pretty cool. I like this.
>>544702461It's easy to do so knock yourself out: https://ezgif.com/gif-to-sprite
>>544702336I do, and it's retarded. So-called GMs don't know jackshit about openers. Bishop is supposed to take the knight protecting the black e-pawn, and force dxc6 doubling of pawns, so black loses the center.The correct way to play it is bxc6 then d5, now you have two c-pawns that can support the middle.Instead the retarded "mainline" theory is taking back with the d-pawn and giving up the center. If people knew how to play, this bishop/knight trade would be considered a retarded move.
>>544702942And it's even better using Lichess GIFs, btw (crop them to 720x720 first.)
>>544701681>>544702341>>544703637or you could just link the game on lichess / dotcom
>>544704241And exposing ALL of my games to the likes of you?
>>544703285you typed all that and it wasnt even good bait
>>544704639then why give him the you
>>544704760pity
>>544704876how kind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr4gf9Qoueg>let's honor my favorite chess streamer by showing a compilation of his last moment live during a possible drug induced mental breakdown
>>544705562People are being so shameless, it's amazing.Like his Ukrainian pal who started streaming basically right away after finding Daniel's body.
>>544705562https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1E25zwPMXY
>>544705943every second chess video recommended to me on youtube is an indian
>>544706738Computer, give me memberships/population as a percentage, sort in descending order.
>>544705906well a jeet made that videoslavs, jeets and chinks don't value human life as much as we do in the judeochristoislamo world
>>544706946fuck youhowever it is interesting, I understand Norway but why a 1/3 Icelandic or 1/5 Seychelles, I've never heard a player from those 2 countries
>>544705562>jew from ukraine has mental diseasewow what a surprise
>>544707346>deliveredI did not expect that. Thank you. And yeah, this data is more interesting than I had anticipated.
>>544707925They've released a bunch of maps like these but not a single one about cheaters. Why do they protect India so much?
>>544708352Providing statistical data related to race is somehow considered racist now. What a world we live in.
Is ben okay?
>>544710689I hope so (didn't watch the video)
>>544710689I hope not (didn’t watch the video)
>>544710689Do we like this guy?I don't keep track of all the random GMs.
>>544710689must be the triple vaxx booster and vegan diet
I see pajeets are high on copium. Again.(Also fix yo shit Gookmoot, FFS.)
Roughly how many games should it take me to reach 200 rating?I can now almost manage 150.
I haven’t had a shower in three days17:13 Fuck, imagine the smell of her vagina
>>544714242I'm pretty sure Chesscum makes people start at 400 Elo at the lowest. >548 gamesJesus.
>>544714242Do you understand the rules? That should get you to like 500
>>544714881>every little thing is an excuse for me to have a mental breakdownYou just know she's fucking impossible to live with.
>>544716421she hit the wall without being impregnated so has failed as a woman, now she begins the descent into insanity
>>544714242unironically go watch the chessbrah habit series and you'll get to 600 in like a week with a new account
>>544714242make a new account and just pick "intermediate" or "advanced" and they'll start you off at a higher rating. you're probably in elo hell because of danny's engagement algorithm that tries to keep you at 50% win rate so you never climb.
>>544710689The meds he's on to treat his tardive dyskinesia are fucking him up
>>544719187the psychiatric med train is a brutal one
>>544718568>elo hell in a 1v1 gamenow I've heard every cope. there are no more copes that can surprise me
>>544719685Eh, people have been using that excuse in videogames at least as far back as Halo 2/3. They called it being "rank locked" and Bungie hilariously informed people it was literally a skill issue.
>>544710689He's grandmaster Ben Finegold, and I'm not.
>>544698742my heart is glad for you anonluv me a connect 4
This is the best channel for chess ive been watching. Íd recommend it to noobs as he explains every position reslly well and to experienced players because he finds a lot of old games ive never seen before, i think because he’s eastern euro, he mentions some games never made it into famous compilations but they’re still real nicehttps://youtu.be/AgF-kR1b_cQ?si=_WW4rFfAUK40dfCNPic related, you taking white or black here
>>544712759Yes, he’s the only fat jew vegan we accept
>>544724872I'm a dedicated antisemite and I like Ben quite a bit lol
>heh, akshually you guys, the obese vegan turboliberal kike is kinda based because he has silly little catchphrases that I like heh heh
https://www.yomiuri.co.jp/igoshougi/ryuoh/kifu/20251030-SYT8T7259947/https://abema.tv/now-on-air/shogiThe first day of the third game of the 38th Ryuo title match is being played, between Sota Fujii (sente, the Ryuo title holder) and Yuki Sasaki. The time control is 8 hours per player over two days, and the match is a best of 7 (Fujii leads 2-0).The opening this game was sente's static rook vs gote's 4th file rook. Fujii made an Anaguma castle, while Sasaki built a Mino castle.
>>544727595Levy Rozman is unironically one of my favorite chess slop streamers. He's clickbaity as fuck but entertaining. I'm not sure how to reconcile this with my total kike death political views.
>>544727595Yes.
>>544727595burgers are like that
>>544727595chuds are just a loud minority here, /chess/ is mostly liberal
>>544629417>exd5
>>544727595I'm unironically a vegan liberal but I don't enjoy watching Ben that much. The repetitive catchphrases get old.I do kinda wish I were born Jewish though.
>>544731348Na5
>>544731704boring
>>544731436Ben is /our/ jew, liberals not invited
>>544731436I'm unironically a meat-eating chud but I do enjoy watching Ben very much. The remarkable catchphrases stay fresh.I'm glad I wasn't born Jewish though.
>>544710689fatties crack early. hard to believe he's 10 years younger than my dad
>>544735294kek look at that lardwhale, how the hell is he still alive
>>544735294>>544735331Poor guy, hope the next life is better
>>544735331>how the hell is he still alivethis genre of guy tends to drop off in their 60s and early 70s. it's the same series of health issues that kick in at that age range for everyone but their bodies aren't equipped to handle the new complications.
>>544718568>I'm not bad, I'm a victim of the systemDo shitters really?
>>544717228Fifteen years ago i would have said this statement is ridiculous. I have come to understand the truth of it.
>>544724608>you taking white or black hereI genuinely don't know. White has more attackers on the kingside than black and a nice dual bishop setup, but black has a R+Q battery.The knight on e4 can check the black king which is fine, but f6 has two defenders so meh.I'll pick black.
I deleted my old chess.com account and made a new account with a Nigerian IP address and got platinum for like $0.60 a month. Am I gonna get banned?
>>544727902On move 50, Sasaki sealed a move.
>>544743907Even if you don't change IP you are unlike to be banned. A house hold can share an IP and they wouldn't want to limit a family to a single account. In general they don't even care about multi accounting in the first place.
What's the most common opening you see in your level? i swear on my level everyone always play the modern defense. I hate this shit. why cant this mffs just play e5 like a normal functioning human being
>>544744879Sicilian
>me at 4am with brain melting from doomscrolling > me well rested and sober > me tired > me drunky thodoes the tiredness and obsessive internet use temporarily kill the rational part that gets in the way of my grandmaster instincts?>>544735331he actually lost a lot of weight, it's just that he used to be so fat that he's still fat after that
>>5447448792N Italian as black, Kings Gambit declined as white
>>544585818go play plants vs zombies or something you faggots
>>544743907You need to keep connecting to Chesscum from Nigeria now.
>>544754964But we are.
>>544754964It’s probably a better game than chess objectively but I’m already too far gone
>kick him out of main commentary>kick him out of TT>make a tournament in his namejesus christ we still don't know the official cause of death and they are already trying to profit off his name
>>544760720I love it. You just know they have proof he cheated but will never release it just to milk his death.
>>544761103It’s funny in retrospect about how violently niemann brainraped them given how scared they are of announcing that they suspect someone of cheating
Looks like we're back to normal
its better this way
>>544773393Thank god
Another uplifting message from Ben Finegold https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss71PHd-KKk
why is /chess/ so satanic?
>>544786007Satanic game chud, figure it out
>not naming it Danya WhateverthefuckskyI'm literally shaking rn.
>>544789257Still, it looks good.
>>544786007The fukin freemasons broMostly kidding but also not. It's an ancient game. Ancient wisdom is necessarily weaponized by the powerful
>>544789558>only 7 rows
>>544789695Its just a rug they aren't literally playing chess with their bodies like Harry Potter lmao
>>544789918>bodiesWhat an odd thing to say.
>Opponent thinks he has me on the ropes>messages "tricky defence innit">blunders mate in 2 immediately afterYeah, real tricky
>>544794304I hope you made fun of his stupid ass.
What are the chessian implications of me feeling good about winning this game?
>>544795631>not a sprite sheet/chess/ won't even look at this.
>>544790143perfectly normal bro
>>544795631>pgn1. e4 e6 2. d4 b6 3. Nf3 Bb7 4. Bd3 Nf6 5. Nc3 Bb4 6. Qe2 Bxc3+ 7. bxc3 d5 8. exd5 Qxd5 9. O-O Nc6 10. Re1 O-O-O 11. Ba6 h5 12. Bxb7+ Kxb7 13. c4 Qf5 14. c3 h4 15. h3 Nh5 16. c5 Nf4 17. Bxf4 Qxf4 18. cxb6 axb6 19. a4 Ra8 20. Reb1 g5 21. Nh2 Rhg8 22. Qb5 Ra5 23. Qc4 g4 24. Nxg4 f5 25. Ne3 e5 26. Qxg8 exd4 27. cxd4 Nxd4 28. Qa2 Qe4 29. Qd2 Qe5 30. Nc4 Qd5 31. Qxa5 Qxa5 32. Nxa5+ Ka6 33. Nc4 f4 34. a5 b5 35. Na3 c6 36. Kf1 f3 37. gxf3 Nxf3 38. Rd1 Nh2+ 39. Kg2 Ng4 40. hxg4>>544795927that sounds like too much work
>>544796135>it's creepy because he's a bad man y'all Why are normalfags like this?>see picture of smiling [evil man]>"disturbing picture of [evil man] surfaces!"Every fucking time.
>>544796173>pgnAnd we should bother copy-pasting this because..?
>>544778481The fruits of veganism
>>544641226After white castling, or after black castling?
>>544799813.. you didn't want to click on the gif but wanted to view the game. Otherwise there's no reason, but nobody asked you to do it anyways.
>>544799813>he cannot visualize the game by reading the pngngmi
>>544801541I'm team noapple. It's not my fault Caissa made me this way.
>>544800738he would probably have avoided all these neurological problems if he were willing to eat 1 egg a day
>>544801820If you’re not eating at least eight eggs a day you’re ngmi. It has to be 8 for the number of rows on a chess board
>>544802716This. It's common knowledge, really.
>>544800738i thought vegans are supposed to be skinny, what the fuck is ben eating
>>544803014seed oils i suppose
>>544800738>The fruits of veganismfatty mcfattenstein eats truckloads of mcdonalds to the point where he is going to explode from being so fat… your takeaway is that veganism was the issue. PEOPLE GET TOO SKINNY FROM VEGANISM NOT TOO FAT lol
>>544796135please tell me the pawns are all little girls
>>544803014Baby foreskin is a delicacy that happens to be high in protein.
I had a lot of fun working through a collection of annotated Morphy games, but half of his opponents seemed to have brain damage and played like they were sub-1000 elo. Whose (annotated) games should I work through for stuff that's more technical/intense? Should I just do Fischer's 60 Memorable Games book?
>>544805907Morphy was basically Elo farming common people. Nakamura and Cheatdrugsky merely followed in his footsteps. Still, I too am going through some annoted games of his and I feel like I'm getting a better understanding of the game.
>>544795631It should be a rule that we post all games where we slaughter French-playing homosexuals
>>544806797>I feel like I'm getting a better understanding of the gameAgreed and why I felt they were a lot of fun to work through regardless of his opponents' lack of comparable skill. Morphy basically showed how to follow basics while being aggressive as fuck at the same time. Evan's Gambit was too op in the 19th century.
what's wrong with the french (opening)
>>544807440Makes you gay (homosexual)
>>544805907Do Spielmann art of sacrifice. Guarantee you're not finding how to refute those sacs and still a fun read unlike kasparov or nunn or modern engine slop
>>544807440nothing, it's fun
>>544807440nothing much, though at a low level it can often lead to boring play since you'll often get the exchange french or very locked up positionsthat's not a mark against it in general though, it's a worthy opening, lots of interesting lines and good games in the french
>>544805028If they were it would have made headlines.
>>544808564Ok this looks interesting. Thanks for the recommendation.
>>544807440its obsolete
Caro-Kann is literally just the black version of the London system and I'm tired of pretending that it's a whole different opening
>>544789257>>544789471Trophy looks great but why is the rook next to the pawn
>>544811893Every single adult improver YouTube channel I've found plays this repertoire
Seriously, who is teaching them to do this?
>>544813457Do what?
>>544813457
>>544810910I look like that and play c6
>>544813457d5 chad hereI'll crush your center with no survivors
>>544810910I did this recently and only won because my opponent was more retarded than me.
>>544813457Leevai
>>544813457at least they're playing rapid
>>544816402is it pronounced "lee-vai" or "levvy"
>>544818829lee vai he confirmed it so always say it that way
>>544818829leev-eye in yanklevvy in yid
>>544818829Leeva Eyewgm capcha
>>544819961>you will never become a woman gm
>>544820082Assuming you meet the skill requirements you can. FIDE says women can have a penis
>>544820082Arena titles > Womeme titles
>here's that queen's gambit movie i was telling you about
>>544820082ywnbawgm
>>544820770You can tell she's gifted. Like she has several chromosomes on us.
Anon, you DO know how to mate with a Knight and Bishop, right? Right?
>>544823224I-I'm sure I can figure it out...
>>544823224yeah i push the pawns
>>544823224no but I'm going to play to 50 move draw anyway because fuck you
>>544823224I've had it once in 20k games and got to mate in 3 and stalemated
>>544823224I do not but luckily it literally never happened in my games
>>544823224im not gay so i mate with women
Is Ben Finegold, dare I say it, a jew?
>>544823224Update: I couldn't figure it out.
>>544813457>>544811893>>544810910What's (you)r anti Caro-kann system?I play the Panov myself but do you have suggestions that strike fear in the souls of gothamchess acolytes?
>>5448262952knights
>>544826295fantasy and just take the center
>>544825676pretty close. you got them in the light color corner, though getting all 4 pieces correct under 50 moves is another story
>>544823224I read in a beginner endgame book to not bother learning it because it never happens and so far its been the correct choice
>>544714881hehe same
>>544735294and black don't crack. Maurice is 3 years older
>>544823224It's easy. You don't even need a bishop, a knight is enough. Just chase them into the corner.
>>544823224no, and in my near 20k total games it's come up exactly once. I was in pretty bad time trouble so even if I bothered learning it I might not have pulled it off
>>544828475>stalemate
>>544828847you didn't specify that you wanted a fresh mate
>>544829161kek
>>544827538Oh yeah I see it now. Thanks anon.
>>544829161I thought it was obvious.
>>544823224No I never bothered to learn it
>>544828394maurice tells you every chance he gets about his pushup routine so obviously a difference in lifestyle choices
>>544825676>I couldn't figure it out.Unless you're prepared to take a half hour to work it out, it's most likely you won't get it done within the 50 move rule trying to calculate it manually.
How’s everybody doing? Mind if I post a few challenges before bed?https://lichess.org/3LDTS4qN
>>544823224>"here, try this">friend gives me methamphetamine >instantly ramps my autism to maximum >learn N+B mate >can't stop>repeat drill against max level stockfish 500 times>it's not enough >can't stop>eight hours later I've performed the mate thousands of times>still can't stop>at least sixteen hours go by like this>I am the fucking N+B mating champion of the fucking universe>I can see it all so clearly>every line into infinity>can't sleep for over 72 hours>finally, unconsciousness takes me>one week later I can't perform the mate anymoreThat was a wild experience. Do not recommend.
What's the average Chesscom Elo of /chess/?
>>5448350814
>>5448350816 7
>>544837020>The slang originated from the drill rap song "Doot Doot (6 7)", in which American rapper Skrilla raps, "... I know he dyin' (oh my, oh my God) 6-7, I just bipped right on the highway (Bip, bip)"Jesus wept.
>>544837612Consider the following>>>/mu/128271197
>>544838062Unexpected. Trash brainrot is typically very popular amongst the masses.
>>544838305Oh its worse not better
Chess?
>>544841920what's the spookiest opening
>>544842369Frankenstein-Dracula Variation
>>544842935spoopy
>>544744097Sasaki's sealed move was 50. Rx24+
>>544835034based methamphetamine enjoyer
>>544835034imagine magnus on meth. he'd probably snap gukesh's neck like a twig
>>544844774It was interesting at first, but overall a pretty awful experience. It was, at least, enlightening - I definitely understand its use in wartime. I needed neither food nor sleep. I am disappointed that somehow the N+B mate didn't stick with me. While I was tweaking, I could see everything so clearly.
>>544845441That would be absolutely wild. Magnus would kill Gukesh for playing like shit and not giving him a challenge then turn around and beat stockfish.
are there any dalit chess grandmasters?i looked it up and legit got danya in the top results
>>544845983a wot?
>>544846170a member of the untouchables caste of india's hindu religion - a dalit
>>544845983I don't think anyone outside India cares about that>>544846228all Indians are untouchable
>>544845983what the hell are you using for search? that ain't google or bing
>>544846293it's a semi-legitimate curiosity because you shake your opponent's hand out of courtesy for chess gamesand when you touch a dalit or even walk in their shadow you are considered dirty or something
>>544847994There have been some handshaking incidents on middle eastern religious grounds. One player refuses to shake the hand of another. I haven't heard of two indian players of same religion refusing to shake hands due to difference in caste though. that sounds like something that might happen in lower level indian regional tournaments.
>>544848486saaaar you are not understanding of this sir dalit not permit of chess playing against bramin sir no need to shake hand of player not allow to play against bramin sir
>>544849337imagine being an indian brahmin chess playeryou have to play a dalit and shake his hand, and then he beats you after the match, you're like: "fuck, I'm an indian"
>tfw when you're losing, but then your opponent makes a mistake and you win:)
>World Cup starts todayWill Hans finish high enough to qualify for the Candidates?
Caro-kann bros...I won't let them make fun of us again
>>544855716I hope it's Liem, Rapport and Wei Yi
>>544853989what happened next? nobody is winning yet
possible matchup between Niemann and Sevian in the 4th round as they are the top seeds in that section of the draw
>>544846708That's DDG lil nigga.
>>544855716>win THE WORLD FUCKING CUP>get a place in the "Candidates"Chess tournaments are a mess.
>>544856204schizo sam found the cheating device hidden inside the king
>>544858429That's really what happened in his head, isn't it?
>>544837020I hate "alphas" so much it's unreal.
Wesley, Hans and Wei Yi/Nodirbek will qualify for the CandidatesGod wills it
>>544727902Fujii won in 85 moves. The next game will be played 11/12-13.
>>544866848
>commentary by Jan and Evgenycomfyfinally some good fucking commentary
>>544744879I don't think my opponents are even trying to get an opening going, but just attempting to tilt me with some hippopotamusesque system (it works)
>>544807440Requires very precise and prophylactic play when white is on the attack in the mainlines. Moreso than other openings I feel because sacs work out almost magically. Also tons of exchange positions in practice that require a decent amount of stamina and patience. Usually knight vs knight in those endgames trying to exploit very minor positional trumps. In contrast the mainline middlegames for black are very chaotic, complex and loose feeling. It's a fascinating opening but I went back to e5.
>>544813236Was recently visiting another chess club and the 20 year olds were either playing caro+london or the most retarded youtube gambits. Made me feel really sad.
>>544826295I alternate between the two knights and the endgame offer every second game
erGODmus has already won
>>544868380the main reason they are good is that they don't have the fucking engine bar on. i've witnessed for the last 10 years how this cancer (and others) has spread and it ruined chess commentary
>>544826295Fantasy variation
>>544826295I've tried the two knights, panov, and fantasy. I have found that the two knights is really fun if they don't know how to play against it, but it's too easy for them to just trade down all the pieces and hide behind their pawns.Panov is good because it forces an open pawn structure and Fantasy is good because it maintains your center, and I have noticed that even at 1900 that my opponents don't know the theory past move 3 or 4.But for some reason, a lot of people blitz out a response to the Two Knights, not sure why CK players are so booked up against that particular variation
>>544826295>What's (you)r anti Caro-kann system?1. d4
>>544886771Gay.
>>544886771based
>>544855716Yes
Most average Chudo-Kann enjoyer: https://lichess.org/broadcast/fide-world-cup-2025--round-1/game-1/t8DzIZPc/bx1cB3R9#32
>Sick stuff from FIDE Online Arena/World Chess. This evening I opened up the FOA/World Chess app to find this. I can’t believe how bloody insensitive this is and how FIDE can endorse this.
>>544856102I believe the next moves were 1...Qxg3 and 2. Rg1 winning the queen.>>544888763I see, it's Bf4 skewering the queen and the bishop
what are some offline chess softwarei don't mind needing to setup bots and other shit
>>544888763Hey look it's the "prearranged draw for a norm queen, pawn, pawn, queen" formation Esserman was lecturing about last night. Saying he's rather an hero than disrespect chess by playing such soulless slop
>londonfag OVEREXTENDS his kingside, LOSES K+N v k+pppp endgame, gets CHECKMATED in BRILLIANTLY converted k+q v K+N endgame! >pgn: 1. d4 d5 2. Bf4 c5 3. e3 Nc6 4. dxc5 e5 5. Bg3 Bxc5 6. c3 Nf6 7. Bb5 Bd6 8. Nf3 e4 9. Nd4 Qc7 10. Bxd6 Qxd6 11. h3 O-O 12. Nxc6 bxc6 13. Be2 Rd8 14. Bg4 Nxg4 15. hxg4 Qg6 16. f3 exf3 17. gxf3 Bd7 18. Qd4 Re8 19. Nd2 Qc2 20. b4 Re7 21. O-O Rae8 22. Rfe1 Qg6 23. Re2 h5 24. Rg2 hxg4 25. fxg4 Rxe3 26. Rf1 R3e7 27. Rf4 Qd6 28. Nf3 Re4 29. Rxe4 Rxe4 30. Qxa7 Rxg4 31. Qa8+ Qf8 32. Qxf8+ Kxf8 33. Ne5 Rxg2+ 34. Kxg2 Ke7 35. Kf3 Be8 36. a4 Kd6 37. Nd3 Bd7 38. a5 Bc8 39. Nc5 g5 40. a6 Kc7 41. a7 Bb7 42. Na6+ Kb6 43. Nc5 Kxa7 44. Nd7 Bc8 45. Nc5 Kb6 46. Nd3 f6 47. Ke3 Kb5 48. Nc5 Kc4 49. Na4 f5 50. Nb6+ Kxc3 51. Nxc8 Kxb4 52. Ne7 c5 53. Nxf5 Kc4 54. Nd6+ Kc3 55. Nb5+ Kb4 56. Nc7 Kc4 57. Kf3 d4 58. Ne6 g4+ 59. Kxg4 d3 60. Kf3 Kc3 61. Nxc5 d2 62. Ke2 Kc2 63. Ke3 d1=Q 64. Ne4 Qe1+ 65. Kf4 Kd3 66. Nc5+ Kc4 67. Ne4 Kd4 68. Ng5 Qe3+ 69. Kf5 Qe5+ 70. Kg6 Kd5 71. Nf7 Qe6+ 72. Kg7 Qg4+ 73. Kf8 Ke6 74. Nd8+ Kd7 75. Nf7 Qf5 76. Kg7 Ke7 77. Nh6 Qf6+ 78. Kh7 Kf8 79. Nf5 Qxf5+ 80. Kh6 Qg4 81. Kh7 Qg7#
>>544891925Chessmaster Grandmaster EditionLucas ChessChessX
>>544891925obligatory unsolicited advice: don't play bots, because they don't play like humans at all especially on low levelschessbots set to low skill are like "oh shit I need to make a retarded mistake to let the player win"
already forgotten
>>544891925en croissant
>>544895290He's asking for offline shit, anon. Playing bots is better than playing no one at all.
i'm the best genshin impact chess player here
which anime would have saved based danya's physical life? which anime would make kramdik feel feelings so he can be a virtuous human that regrets and does his best to redeem himself?they should've watched hunter x hunter
>>544897691>Legend of the Galactic Heroes>Legend of the Galactic Heroes
>>544897691death note
>>544897691DBZ Kai. Danya would have been 2700+ easy if he was strongmind like Vegeta
>>544880202For me, it's that they're doing chess commentary the way God intended. Just a couple Yuro GMs with chess accents analysing games and shooting the shit with dry humor in a steady cadence instead of this .cum type commentary of ethnics shouting over the one token good player in a misguided bid to appeal to the esport crowd.
if kramdik was a bleach girl, which ones would he be?
>>544897691Hikaru no Go
>>544898512So boring.
>>544898000>danya hiding his engine inside potato chip bag
Absolutely HOW do we stop this from happening?
>>544902871kill all youtubers and streamers
>>544902871At least he isn't playing bu**et.
>>544890219>I believe the next moves were 1...Qxg3 and 2. Rg1 winning the queen.Exactly.>>544856102I think the Lichess engine said that position was -0.3, but I'm the one down a pawn and my king was getting roughed up. Prior to his last move, the evaluation was much worse for me than that. The engine evaluation was hovering around -4 (or forced mate) for several moves prior. If he didn't fall for my trick, I'm not as good at holding a draw as the computer, so the -0.3 evaluation is misleading.
>>544902871break into the next st louis chess club tournament and scream at the cameras about it
>>544897691Kramnik should've watched Akagi to appreciate the virtues of cheating.
>>544903325>Lichess engine said that position was -0.3, but I'm the one down a pawn and my king was getting roughed up. Prior to his last move, the evaluation was much worse for me than that.ah nice comeback
If I beat Danya's Chesscum bot, is it cyberbullying? I'm confused now.
>>544906592cheat against it (for educational purposes)
>>544906592Cheat against it for educational purposes
>>544906834lol
>>544898438right, every commentary team used to be like that but engines killed it. there is no real analysis anymore because the bar tells them who is winning and by how much, they know when to look for tactics and when not, and in any case they even look directly at the fucking lines usually so the chess related content is reduced to just reading what the engine says
r/chess turns on Grischuk after he says we shouldn't harass Kramnik:https://www.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1olowd6/grischuk_calls_out_harassment_as_fellow_russian/>Russian mentality. Always victims.->No one is "harassing" Kramnik or the such. We are simply asking question nothing more ->He was okay with Kramnik harassing Danya to his death, but now he thinks the “harassment” of Kramnik has crossed the line? Unbelievable.->Grischuk having "All lives matter" written on his chess.com profile a number of years ago is also incompatible with me having a good opinion of him.->Kramnik is a danger TO SOCIETY. know what happens when people are? THEY GO TO PRISON.>That should be the result, so he can’t hurt anyone else.>Not bully, not harass - prison.and a couple reasonable ones:>Im not a big fan of how many of the comments here are painting all Russians as evil, Im sure not every Russian player is publicly or privately a dickhead>Kasparov has not supported Kramnik for example>Kramnik is getting harrased and getting death threats so good on him. Of course Kramnik has also harassed people before so some may say it's karma (and it's true) but taking a stand against harassment is good and maybe we'd avoid the tragedy if people had done it sooner.
>>544914540he's literally an evil bond villain
>>544914540im sure they dont see any irony here
Keymer is #4 in the world!
>>544914989I saw that. Bunch of retards.
>>544914540He's right
>>544914930Uncanny.
>>544914540>going into a leftist echo chamber and not expecting people to be mentally ill
>>544917090zoomers rise up!
>>544914540>Im not a big fan of how many of the comments here are painting all Russians as evilLike 90% of them are tho.t. slav
>>544921310Do you slavs know why 90% of Russian men look like mongoloids yet their women and traps usually look pretty nice?
>>544921665You mean aside from their Asiatic ancestry? Alcoholism and chain-smoking from the age of 9.
>>544902871>playing long time control>actually trying to improvewhat exactly is the problem with these videos
>>544923673>long time control>rapidso long
>>544924030>1+0>3+2>15+10yes
>>544897691Boku no Pico
>>5449236731...c6 is terrible for improovment
