Previous: >>544906468>Global Game NewsCurrent Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 1Current Rate Up: Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)Current CM: LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m11/02 - Half Anniversary Part 211/06 - Half Anniversary Part 311/06 - Unity Cup Scenario Release>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Transcend alt (3*), SSR Tokai Teio (Speed), SSR Hoshina Kiyoko (Pal)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedNew Scenario CM featuring C. Lemaire and Take Yutaka: [YouTube] 【ウマ娘 プリティーダービー】CM「あったけ~」篇 (embed)Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
>>544927112Why..
Horror manifest
Looking for a new club. I did 100m last month in /uma/club but I am taking a month long vacation this month so I'll be playing more casually. Expect a strong push at the start just to get my numbers up but as soon as I'm on vacation 1mil a day. If I had to estimate I'll probably end the month on 50mil
I want to massage Flash's tits so much.Screek's are bigger and softer, but Furasshu has firm tits that are perfect for squeezing.
>>544927284>MLB Tazuna>LB1 CreekI'm sorry for your loss...
>>544927334>majestic trumpets turned into tard music is nothing sacred?
>>544927205
>17 years old
Glue or keep
>3 minutes in the microwave burned by popcornwtf
WHICH HORSE DO I ROOT FOR IN THE BREEDERS CUP
>marked
>>544927685cm5 i would keep
Digitan LOVE
ButtSweat is recruiting! A casual /uma/ club, just play the game and it's all good. Kick after 7 days or long flat-lining at end of month.We even chat in the messy club system, at times, which has previously been an attraction for some reason.Message in here or apply with /uma/ in the profile!
>>5449276912:35 is the correct amount umamusume
>look up IDs of applicants>one of them is a fl*tlinerdanCHUD.....
>>544927691you're supposed to babysit it and take it out as soon as there is more than 1 second between pops.
>>544927676I agree
>>544927698/our hero/ Forever Young
>>544927691Most popcorn bags finish popping by the 2 minute mark, use the time on the bag instead of the popcorn setting on your machine
Dia is for Kitachan no matter how much you waifufags delude yourselves
>>544927750>Prehensile tailDoes noone actually know how a horse tail works?
Hey (You)! /Uma/ Club still has room for a few very active toreinas that want to join a top 100 club! As always, reply with ID to get an invite!
>>544927818why did danchou flatline?
>>544927691
>>544927350I sent you an invite
Start a family!
https://x.com/BreedersCup/status/1984712935709819119
>>544927698forever young of courseOpen CM test to see just how bad my umas are, my meme tachyon is beating my mcqueen aaaaaaaaaaa23754202
>>544927958How active we talking? I got around 33mil last month and looking for a new club.
Ear fondling? Soft fluffy velvet uma winter fur ears touching them and squeezing them slightly between your fingers? While your trainee blushes and squirms?
>>544927271
>>544928060just get the bolt pistol out already.
>>544925341Easy for me, next year I really only want kita and dia, I'll roll on the meta support cards for the scenarios but im saving it all for year3 umas when I have to run the 8384 gauntlet and get my carats milked dry by mr cb and ace and sirius and ramonu and holy fuck this year is evil
>>544928164As it should be
>>544927271>>544928189NO NOT THE SLEEVE AIIIIIIIIIEEEE
>I’ve gotten 3 star umas on the last 3 banners>none of them have been banner umas and only first month umaswhat monkey’s paw have I conjured
>3 minutes in the musuwave burned my umacornwtf
>>544925668I've been meaning to bring that card up. As much as people glazed it when it came out, it looks pretty damn bad to me. Even at MLB there's no initial friendship or mood, just okay training and friendship bonuses, and the skills are all over the place. The events are trash too, -20 energy, some random stats, and Lone Wolf. I don't see any reason to use this over speed SRs like Sweep, Halo, and Flash, or even free Goldship.
>>544928273
Why do the horses bob their head like that? Are they autistic?
>>544928046Yes
>>544928262>>544928164This is your last line of defense against uma rape. All of them are weak to ear fondling.
special chud dont look
>>544927112DIA LOVE
>>544928356It's fun
PLEASE ADD THE AUTO MODE ALREADY
WHATCHATALKINABOUT
>>544927937Artists sure as hell don't, prehensile is super common in Umamusume art.
>WhatchatalkinaboutThe American Matikane...
>>544928283Grass Rapist is so shameless about what she is...
>>544928357i like this a lot. long live the freaking king
>>544928351NOOOO HEL
>>544927334This cute butt is only 1 year away!!
>Sovereignty out due to fever for this afternoonWhat happened to having a flu game?
We're rooting for American Stage, right?
>>544928297it has right-handed too desu, at least from experience i've gotten it consinstently, but as always it's purely lucki think the next one is this bourbon wit? but haven't seen anyone mention it https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30066-mihono-bourbon
Open Cm test 23754202
>>544925341 this is my plan for next year, past that who knows if I'll still be playing this game lol
Patiently awaiting the big gap moe horse
I just need 1 Amazon, 1 Ardan, 1 Windy and 1 SR crystal and i'll be set...
>>544928806Correct, westaboos must be supported at all costs
>>544928162the rank 100 club (bottom of S) is averaging double that per member, sorry anon.
>>544928735>
1 minute to BC Sprinthttps://www.youtube.com/live/nKGnk_PcVIk?si=rxrxmnuIbtfsLUXa
>>544927958King wouldn't say this
>medium S>No groundwork >Groundwork >No medium S>Groundwork and medium S>No greens
Straightbros we got this
How many Aoharu runs will you do for finals?
>>544927112You fucking faggot retards really don't have any idea how to copy text and make threads properly, don't you?I have fixed that YouTube link 6 times this week because you idiots are so incompetent.
>>544929472matikanetriangle.gif
>>544927997Because (very) sick, then work catch up. Back to playing now though. Not enough time to salvage Leo, sadly.
>>544929472I got medium S and a failed run if that makes you feel any better
>Hesitated to cleet the Summer Daiwa card because I realized last minute it has a gold skill>New month, so I missed buying October's rainbow cleet stock
>>544929472Do you want me to post it?
>>544928940Meno!
>>544929549I'd say stop bothering, let the indo third world SCUMBAGS eat themselves destroying the thread in response, like they did with JP that HE created cuz HE was mad over divegrass.
>Tornado wonwho?
>>544929495nevermind it's over
>>544929510Probably just borrow runs
Why is "dirt" its own classification on team trials when it's just the ground type, you can still have races of all lengths on dirt
>>544929549Only retards rush to make threads so it happens a lot, no stopping them
>>544929842dirt races in team trials are always mile
>>544929576>>544927818sent in my appI'm>>544927350
Slow Metabolism
Uma&Co is looking for active trainers, going for A+ again! 25-30m/monthly. Request dirt shoes.
>>544929924Really? I thought they could be sprint and medium as well, just more rare. Since there are G1 races of those types
>>544929842because there's not nearly enough dirt specialized umas to fill 15 slots
>>544929842Because they needed TT to be a best of 5 and since there's only 4 track lengths you put one and two together
>>544929472This has been my experience aswell.
>>544929842dirt isn't popular enough in japan / fleshed out enough in game to have 4 different race lengths.
>>544929510None. I'm still chilling in open for this CM and at least one more before I even think about entering graded again.
If they would just fucking allow you to skip through all the inbetween animations you'd save like 10 minutes on each run.
>>544929842Japan hates dirt so they're not going to make team trials 4 turf 4 dirt. Having dirt be all possible length types would suck for consistency.
JOIN UMANKO TODAY
>>544929710>because I realized last minute it has a gold skillAll SSR cards have a gold skill. That's what makes them SSR.
Status?
>>544930001Dancho make it 40m, we don't need leeches
>>544930021Intermediate is a track length irl, weird that they decided to just not have it
>>544930008dirts can be any length in other game modes as you mentioned, but in team trials they are always mile, no exception
>>544930008Nyes
>>54493011210th place
>>544929510gonna follow through with the team I use from the start with no substitutes
4th is pretty food for a 70/1 odds horse. Good job American Stage
>>544928593Are they promoting Uma musume there?
Next will be BC Distaff with Alice Verite
>>544930001What does /uma/co offer that I can't get by joining futamusume? you guys are almost the same rank.
>>544930070how's your team looking? I made a meme tachyon yesterday which was a cursed run and she smoked my front runners in the solo rooms
>>544929549NTR would say this.
when do we get a kino winter wonderland snowy cm?
>>544930321Vivlos is not this hot
Don't care about zoomer horses. Now Maruzensky.... that was an horse...
Is now a good time to start the game with the half anni thing or is this the kind of gacha where you're better off not playing at all?
>>544930342Why is she looking at me like that?
>>544929842>you can still have races of all lengths on dirtThere are literally no long dirt races in the game right now.>>544930231Where are you pulling that data from? I've been searching for TT track info for like a month.
>>544930387But she is that horny.
>>544930429I think Uma might be one of the better gachas to start at any time.
>>544930387Sorry to hear your tastes are shit torrechii
>>544930429now is the best time in the past 5 months to start playing, although you'll get conflicting advice on how to spend (or not spend) your starting gems
Just tuned in tothe breeder's cup, did our uma Forever Young run yet?
>>544930283>You can pinpoint the exact moment Straight runs out of stamina and falls behind the packShould've trained guts
>>544930229>>544930231Well, time to optimize my TT uma then I suppose>>544930325Only in tweets from what I've seen so far
>>544930485We've been telling your for months that literally all the data you will ever need about the game is in the pastebin's doc.
>>544930236To be fair I deserved 10th with that stam.
>>544930612>Well, time to optimize my TT uma then I supposewait until next scenario, you'll be making much higher rated umas with more skills
>>544930556Is there a meta/strong banner currently available?If so guess that'd be a good place to start no? Or is it more complicated than just pull the strong characters?
>>544930565nyo, next is Distaff, FY runs in Classic
>>544930283was a nice effort from american stage but bento looked too big.
>>544930628Not like the jobberhorses have better stam.
Guide for the new career mode?
>>544930612https://x.com/BreedersCup/status/1984410101373960573Lol based.
>>544930778charge explosions, increase team rankThat's mostly it
>>544927815
>>544930778store the thing in your balls until it's full then climax all over the place
>>544930329Uma&Co is an official /uma/ club
I love watching horse racing commercials. They treat the most slightly above mid horses like the Lebron James of horses.
>>544930724Right now I don't think the banner is good but next week is Rice/Riko and after that is Biko/Bakushin which are pretty good speed cards. Sometime in December is the Kitasan Black rerun which you do really want to have a lot of carats for. I think pulling for characters is bad if you don't have good cards yet.
Anyone wanna take over my acc and win 5 kikua shos?
Abysmal luck in my smart falcon runs today. Fucked up getting the 2 G1 wins and failed out of the run, missed groundswork proc on the second despite good stats, and now for the one I'm going through I got migraine and it didn't cure after FOUR infirmary trips.
>>544930429Just get Super Creek from your starter guaranteed ssr tickets and you'll be fine. Better if 1 LB or higher
Literal first turn in the game, so why are bonds going up by 7? The regular amount is 5, right?
>>544928639where is the full comic, i need my beaner(kentucky) bullying
>>544930724the reason why I say in the past 5 months is because the best time to start was the first kitasan black bannerthe second best time to start is the second kitasan black banner which is next monthbut it could be argued that an even better time to start is now since we're getting lots of free carats/tickets through half-anni missions/logins, and we're getting a new scenario next week where the playing field between new players and existing players will level somewhatyou can roll on the upcoming scenario banner where both of the SSRs are meta for the next four months, but the wisest thing to do would be to save until kitasan black and blow trillions of carats down her greedy gullet
>>544930926FUZZY honse
>>544930329Do you even have to ask?
>>544930339I just run B ranks that failed URA. This next one is medium right? I have a Matikane that won like half her races in the last medium CM, so I should do pretty well. I'm just now starting to put together decent distance/run style bloodlines, recently got my TT into good enough shape to consistently retain, and don't have the time and energy to also farm CM specific umas. TP 30s might as well not exist for me.
When is Verxina coming? She looks fun to bully(affectionate)
>>544930429Yesfind an uma you like and save for her but don't neglect your cards or else you will suffer. Please try to have fun and don't be upset and a few failures during training.There's going to be a banner this week with 100 free rolls on cards so don't miss it. Also a rerun for a good card next month. We have a doc with useful info in the OP >>544930620 and feel free to ask any questions you might have even if they seem stupid to ask.
>halloween doto is some months after the god bannerFUCK
>>544930485There is some in the gaslight doc. I've been cataloguing my team trials too.
>>544931010it's always been 7 in this dimension
>>544930329complimentary footjobs from danchoucomplimentary shoulder rubs from the officers
>>544931127
>>544931032sorry anon all the other pictures I have of them are them kissing (aggressively)
>>544931296Wonder a SHIT
>>544927937who the FUCK CARESit's HOT
>>544931179Winter coat Doto Irl is so cute.
i cant believe john cygames is there handing out awards
Umas for this feel?
>>544930969>>544931007>>544931035>>544931127Noted, so to summarize>reroll next week>get riko/rice from banner, reroll for creek>save all my resources for this kitasan
>>544930329does futamusume have penis inspections?
>>544927937No, no one in the world knows, you are the only one
>>544931428sweep
Clover is not a place...it's a people
>>544931428kingu
>>544927750>>544931376FULLTAILCONTROL
>>544931428king halo
>>544931428Literally, bakushin
>>544931428>5headBakushin
>>544931428Literally Bakushin
>uma for this gunthe one that has a gun, so she can shoot you
>
>>544931428took me a moment to realize this wasn't just bakushin lolishit
>>544931467rerolling is slightly awkward because we get 10 free pulls on the card banner per day, so you're only rerolling a free ten pull plus your starting carats each timeif you do want to reroll starting gems + 10 free pulls then what you're looking for is 2 copies of Riko, and/or Fine Motion or Super Creek from any starting SSR tickets (called make debut)you can't get kitasan black or any of the new cards from the SSR tickets so don't bother trying to reroll for those
>>544930724For a brand new player, you should probably hoard carats and try to double spark the Kitasan Black card banner. Only spend enough now so your deck is good enough to clear career mode. I think the new player gibs include a random SSR uma and a SSR uma of your choice. Use the choice one on either Oguri Cap or Maruzensky because they're very strong and can run in basically any TT slot. Half Anniversary will also be giving a random SSR and if Training the Trainer missions are still available that's another free random.
>>544930429Reroll for MLB Nice Nature
>>544927685loopable
only non-A Front are allowed to Hopeless-posting
>>544931428Kingu
>>544931467you will also get many many posters and *nfluencers saying things like >>544931892these people are trying to deceive you and brick your accountdo not trust anything anyone tells you unless it is corroborated by multiple anons in /uma/we are your only trustworthy source of information in this gameyou can trust us
>>544931967Shut the fuck up retard*SMACK*
>>544932052>misinformation on a waifu gameWhy
>>544930837Nice
I thought this would be my side project during Aoharu, but I finished collecting all the available graded race trophies on Seiun the same day I finished making my sprint/dirt parents. Now time to wait until MANT to unlock the races with scheduling conflicts so I can get the title.
>>544932052>trust /anon/
>>544932176there was a lot of deliberation on what players ought to prioritise to maximise their chances of success in umamusumefirst it was>umamusume is speed gamethen it became>umamusume is wit gamethen it became>umamusume is stamina gamethen it became>umamusume is acceleration gamein the end, it became clear that umamusume is gaslight game, you must employ any and all tricks at your disposal to gain a marginal edge over your opponent on the track, even if it means lying to them before you enter the starting gate
Kicked by your danchou cause you couldnt meet that quota this month?? Join Basashi instead.Casual club, trade shoes and don't flatlineSend invite with /uma/ or post ID
guys? i think there's something strange about my eishin flash
It’s him… John Cygames…
>>544932447
>>544932124NEIGHAA
>>544932485
>>544932176for the lulz
>>544932176It happens for almost every gacha release for us, there will be a bunch of youtubers trying to get those views and get info out ASAP and leave the moment their advice starts failing or doing it to get others to fuck themselves over for easy pvp points. Some are just straight up retarded and love attention. We also have people here that want to spread shitty info but it's usually easy to spot and with a little bit of research, you can easily swat down bad info.TL;DR Think for yourself, form your own opinion
>>544931851also use the random one before the selector so you don't risk a dupe
Can someone with media literacy explain this scene to me?
>>544932581the one source of information you should NEVER trust is youtubers, I don't know why but umamusume has fostered a community of completely hapless fucking retards as the leaders of content creation
I'm still holding my selector so I can get last one I don't get from rolling
Would you bet on Dorth Vader
Nice desu neigh
Comfy consistent B+ club if anyone wants a spot, one remaining820384532
>>544928046Opera needs more family art like this
>>544932930Creek has big sweaty boobs
Post cute boys.
>>544933182you have this one
>>544933256
>>544932176It's a phenomenon you'll only see games with a large gap between servers (ie; a CN/JP gacha getting a EN release after five years) because some people get a sense of superiority from playing a gacha longer and misleading people
>>544932408Seiun Love!
>>544933268I know and I like it but it's the only one we have..
I'm going to the store, you guys want anything?
Nakayama Festa
BC Distaff Starting
Nakadashi Festa
>>5449314284N4L 1D0L
>>544931467you have two options:>start an account now/before nov 6 to take advantage of the 100-free pulls we're getting on the next banner >wait till mid-december and reroll on the more important bannerthe advantage of starting an account now are the free pulls (on a good banner) and generating currency for december. the, obvious, disadvantage is that you might pull below-average in december and be forced to ditch the account in favor of spamming rerolls on the kitasan banner.in the grand scheme of things, grinding out reroll hell in december will likely result in a better starting account. i suppose you could go full autismo and juggle multiple accounts started on or before nov6 to take advantage of the free pulls and give yourself better odds for december.you may also play the game for two weeks and decide it sucks, who knows.
>>544933673thats a hag
waifa scarlet
What am I supposed to do to update my Team Trials horses? Just build a random horse with S in a grade, sufficient stamina, and fuck-tonnes of skills?Is there a better guide to this?
>Dorth Vader>travels everywhere with a teddy bear in her stallgap moe
>>544933520well artists that ship her and trainer seem to enjoy more drawing her acting like a mare than making a family
Why are American races all dirt instead of turf?Grass looks so much nicer.
>>544933891>What am I supposed to do to update my Team Trials horses? Just build a random horse with S in a grade, sufficient stamina, and fuck-tonnes of skills?capped speed with relatively high wit, enough stamina, fuckton of skills. you don't need to make too much effort unless you're aiming for rank 1 for some reason. you should wait until aoharu drops
umas for this feel?
>fillies dominating Breeders Cup racesuhhhhh coltchuds???
Reminder to do SINGLE pulls on Riko/Rice banner. Single pulls give you a higher chance for MLB R Riko
>>544934353>breeders cup>breeding stock keeps winninguhh what's the problem here?
>>544933638Can I get some chips?
>>544934353DEI initiatives.
>>544934032japan is the odd one out in having majority turf races instead of dirt
>>544933849stego is a cute boy that I'm going to impregnate actually
>>544933891Take a look at the umas the payers at the top of the leaderboard are using. The main tech apart from max speed and high wit seems to be stacking as many gold skills as possible. Top cards include SSR Kawakami Princess and Tazuna because Center Stage/Concentration are low SP cost gold skills, and they're frequently being ran even at low LB just to get that because just proccing stuff matters less than the uma being super good. For Aoharu, I plan to probably make 2 scoremaxxing umas per team and one strong uma since maximizing rewards entails class 6 with decent win rates to get reward boxes, and I imagine that's a good compromise.
Let’s go, Dorth Vader at #5
>>544934315shut up with your korean garbage
Gedämpftes Pferd...
>>544934032Easier to maintain in American climate so they build up a tradition of dirt racing instead of turf like europe, japan etc. iirc
>>544934482>matters lessMeant to write matters more, obviously.
cm4 33939736
>>544932176Because it has PVP.The bane of waifu gacha.
>>544934557>Gedämpftes PferdAT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR ONSEN!?
>>544934653>Angling + Plancha activated
>>544934054It's more that I'm still using my week 2/3 team still and they're struggling at this point. Hard to swap aces in as they're the same horses every ChanMi.
Next is BC Turf, no JPNs here but there are notable euros
Do german horses know what umapyoi is
>>544935192Ja.>t. Germ*n
>>544935007It actually does seem like Scylla's rider baited everyone into misjudging just like Seiun Sky's rider did
>>544935226Are you also an horse though?
>>544934924Uhm ja..?
>>544935067HAUK TUAH
>>544928835You need this for a future scenario link. Max it out when you can
>the breeder's cup is exposing how weak japanese horses areif forever young crashes out then how will the nips cope?
>>544934003>acting like a mare I'll take it
>>544935428dont spit its gross and rude
>>544935405...May I see it?>>544935382Check my sexy hoof.
When is Rice Shower coming to me so I can make her shine?
>>544934703thank you white woman
I don't get it
Bwos I think I just bricked my account,,,
/uma/dachi has some free slots if anyone needs a club. It's really casual (B rank last month), no real requirements, just play the game and trade dirt shoes. Apply with /uma/ in your profile or leave your code.
I get it but I won't explain it
>>544934315Air Groove would be like that
>>544935624you clearly don't deserve her
>>544935950>Teio'dIt was nice knowing you anon.
>>544935950Postrace sex is pretty crazy with her
>>544935992
>>544936039YES I FUCKING DO
How useful is the skill Clairvoyance actually?
>>544935607>...May I see it?Nein!
>>544934482After securing your retention score, the way to get reward boxes is by replacing one slot in your team with a G+ uma and then always matching against the lowest opponent.
>>544936314It helps your uma float on water
>>544935950rip anon
>>544936364No reason to yell at me.
>>544936435That does indeed sound way smarter. Maybe I'll try that out.
>>544936314its not very good
>>544936435>only sandbagging one unitmay as well go all the way.
>>544935950did you?
Why ?
>>544936314it lets you plan your future rolls which is extremely helpful
>>544936713Belno looks like she would get the gist of how to move her body during sex very quickly
>>544936640I think keeping two strong ones gives you some protection against bad luck, so that the added winrate makes up for the increased ratingMaybe if you have a killer front runner for every distance you can go down to 1
Really struggling to get a good CM ace.Just keep getting slight variations with a few ideal things such as skills or stats but never at the same time.
>>544935950TEIO A BEST
https://img.2chan.net/b/res/1368593055.htm
>>544927112When does Dia come out?
comfy A club doko...
>>544936913>shatterproofbwo...............
>>544936713horse like salt rock
>>544936913Same, just gotta grind until the stars align I guess
>>544936951fantastic
>left club to join an /uma/ one tomorrow>need kikua shos to raise NN potential>now doing 500k fan runs on seiun without a club
>>544937016sometime after VBourbon
>>544937053Yeah I know its not great but I didnt really have anything else to take because the skill rng was really bad this time around.
>>544936713Retard. Humans adore Salt, animals fucking LOVE IT!
>>544936913>>544937206Accel during midraces is useless because your horse is running slowly anyways. Anything is better
>>544936713Oguri would eat the salt rock
>>544936913the easiest builds are tachyon and oguri. mayano is also easy. you could even build a pace daiwa if you really wanted. gold shit gets a special mention for just being a decently strong ace and relatively simply to build.
>>544936951Ip grabber, ain't clicking that shit
Heh. Heh. Heh. You jealous /uma/?
>>544937281it's not even because of that... shatterproof is pace chasers only and it requires you to be in the back...
>>544937032/Umagg/ has two spots but I don't know if danchou is here to give you an invite
umamusume is a cow game
>>544937468>two extra pulls for 3x the effort over an entire monthi'm seething.
>>544937275Can't they just buy regular salt in stores instead of fucking rocks ?
The craziest thing about this game is that I'm now somehow watching actual horse races. Today I watched a horse get blocked and nearly died laughing
Neko
>>544937545Agreed
>>544932937Casual players are lazy so they just want a one-stop shop of information being fed to them. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but they have no idea they're getting information from dubious sources at best.
Umazing...
>>544933891TT content has significantly less gaslighting than CM or banner content, so most of the guides are actually good. You want generically good horses with extra emphasis on wit and gold skills. The biggest change from CM is you don't want to gigabuff stamina because dedicated debuffers are absolute dogshit and almost no one uses them. Always use three different running styles so your own umas aren't fighting each other for the good positioning bonuses.
>>544937387Sure I could build a different Uma but I just wanna use my favorite and so im sticking to El Condor.I'll keep trying.
>>544937468I am indifferent
>>544937681I will get her from single rolls.
>>544937636Every single sprinter in this game has some degree of autism
>>544936435I wish I had kept the dogshit G- starter umas. C and even D umas just don't lower it enough to matter in my experience.
>>544937851Take that back.
>>544936951cute
kitasexooooo
>>544937951NO
>>544937880you can just produce a unit that has literally 1 across all stats?
I also got a super creek on the last 10 pull. I think I can MLB her when she gets a rerun in a few months.
>>544937850go back where you came from cuck frog avatartranny
Ḑ̵̨̡̧̢̢̢̨̛̛̩͓̬͉͔̬̳̜͍͓̖̫̯̰͕̪̙͇̻̻̮̦̝̜̬̻̜͕̖̦̘͈̤̖̩͇̪̫͈͇̱̪͍̝̹̣̹͔͔̞͆̋͊̈́̐͌̀̔̈́̂̔̇̋̀̽́̊̈́̈́̄̄́̊̀̔͐̾͗̊̓͛̎̒̑̾͋̐̉̓͛̏̈́̊̇͋͌̕̚̕͘̕̕̕͠͠͠͝Ḁ̷̢̡̨̛̻͚̰̟͓͎̤̦͍̺̞̝̞̞̩̫͚̘͙̼͈̑͂̎͊̎̆͗̋̊͜H̵̨̧̢̨̡̨̢̨̰͔͔̪̩̝͖̝̺̤̤͎̗̘̦̟̭̟̺̘͉̥̗̖̼͉̰̘̻̱͔̯̤͖̬̦̠̫̯̬̰̗͍̜͉̣̹͓̹̀̒̾͋̀͋͒͂̄́̽͒͌̎͗ͅͅB̴̢̢̢̤͉̯͕̠͖̘̘̩̘̰̻̘̩̖̳̪̩͉̜̙̥̞̪̥̜̯͓̹̤͈͕͔̞̣̮̣̖̻̪͇̻̂̔͐̊́̈́̌̐́̂̏́͌͗̽͋̋͌̊̓̽̀̃́̓̂̎͛̀̌̎́̾̂͂͗͋̈́͗̋̌̆͊͒̉̔̿̀̑̆̕̚̕͜͜͠͠͝͝͝ͅͅY̸̡̛̛̳͓͓̯̗̻̜̥͎̬̥̯͒̾̏͂͛̇̾͆̎̐͌͂͋̊̈́̓͋̾̾͛͌̂̊̈͊̍̑͆̇͛͐̒̾̇̿̽͋͗͌̔̇̌͋͂̏͂̐̊͋̏͗͒̈́͌̓̿̈̚͘̕͠͠͝͝
BC Turf is starting
>>544933891https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YPk0QQqvushttps://gametora.com/umamusume/team-trials-pvp-scoringGolds trigger for 1200 points, whites/greens for 500, uniques for 1500-3000. Most important thing in picking a position for an uma (other than having three different ones for the Good Positioning bonuses) is reliably triggering their uniquesNot all tracks have uphills/downhills, some sprints don't have cornersStat recommendations:Sprint: 300-500 stam, 700+ powMile: 350-650 stam, 650+ powMed: 1100+ spd, 800-1k stam (500+ if Tachyon w/ high wit)Long: 1100+ spd, 900+ stam, 600+ pow
why are none of these handlers/staff worried about getting kicked by a horse? they just casually stroll behind them.
https://youtu.be/s-Yiq4K21IE
>Minnie Hauk racing hereShe got 2nd in the Prix de l’Arc. We’re about to have another filly win.
>>544938231
>>544936951Neat
>>544938274I guess it depends on the horse
>>544937992
>>544938289I hear her brother Mike won L'arc
>>544937880Just rest every turn until they die.
>>544938095I've been letting my TP gauge overflow quite a bit the past week, so I guess now would not be a bad time to do that.
>Triple rainbow spd training during summer>2% fail chance>fail>don't over do it>fail>give up careeryeah whatever i'm just going to jerk off now and take a nap
>>544934054>>544934482>>544937695>>544938259Thanks guys, much appreciated. Will get stuck into this now.>>544938289Aidan O'Brien loves Breeder's.
>>544937880make a meme uma with single digit stats, for whatever fucking reason it was a thing some days ago on twitter
What rank is S+
>Ethical Diamond won LMAO
mejiros owe me G1s
holy shit that surge
>>544938274horse that kick from behind have a red ribbon as a warning, which is why Golshi's costume is red
>>544938385>Taishiiiiin what did she mean by thaaaaat?>"shut the fuck up">I will once you tell meeeee Taishiiiiiin
Late surgers are pretty hype to watch
>>544936951Holy MOLY!
Jesus Christ #Ethical blew by everyone
>gamblers are the most kino style even in real life
Ethical Diamond pulled a triumphant pulse there
>>544938749>>544938634SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Holy shit 3 big name hors jobbed to a random hurdler who ALSO broke the track record kek
>>544938634Sexo
UOH
>Minnie Hauk not even Top 5This was supposed to be the horse to win?
Horse racing in my country is so niche it looks like they use cameras from 1991
https://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1olgkrl/day_31_of_favorite_uma_tournament_agnes_tachyon/Reddit Tachyon is going to win reddit favorite guys.
>>544938939imagine my shock
>>544937524>25m avg>rank 900how the hell did that happen..?
>>544938832MY SEXY BRO!
>>544938939
Minnie looked like my ace that suddenly dies because she didn't proc maestro
>25-1 horse absolutely dominates BC-Turf>named Ethical Diamondblood diamond bros…. we’re finished
>IRL Late Surgerholy shit its real and kino>EIRELAND PODIUM SWEEPummm burgerbros??? bongbros????
>>544938939she'll job to reddit halo
>>544938939I hate her now.
>Ethical Diamond (IRE), who also has competed in jumps racing, spent his summer racing on the flat and dropping back in distance. It resulted in making headlines. It's fucking Palmer all over again.
>>544938939Tachyon was reddit all along, and I was beginning to believe she wasn't lately
>>544938932Imagine the sex correction
>>544938847
>>544938939>Teio lost to Tranny Opera O
>>544939060Holy kek you’re right he’s Palmer 2.0
>>544938939>Tachyon beat Gold ShipYup, Tachyon is winning it.
Minnie Hauk-tua sisters…
>>544938238why did she make that face
>>544939135the raped
>>544939135>the smartest teiocuck
>>544939042Get fucked. Our great hope lost in Minnie, but we've got a lot of hopes.
>>544939042>Turf
>>544939086Beat me to it.. Thank you anon.
>>544939042burgers don't bother training for turfbongbros definitely got mogged though
>>544939210She has ill intentions.
>>544939086God dammit, I have to add another to my list
>>544939093
>>544938939What a surprise, I never imagined this outcome
>Ethical Diamond (IRE), who also has competed in jumps racing, spent his summer racing on the flat and dropping back in distance. It resulted in making headlines.
>>544939178Come on anon, you've gotta at least start from the corner before Ethical Diamond makes the late surge
>>544938939>dancingcafe.gif
Trainer for Ethical Diamond is the greatest in the history of Cheltenham. So they're hot shit.
>>544939440She must suck at games
every time i have a bad day in umawedding mayo will show up on the homescreen (i set everything to random) and i will know everything is fine :)
>>544938575top30
>>544939093WTF?
>>544939135
>>544933845Think I'll reroll an account until I get some good pulls, keep that one, and pray to get kitasan. If not, I'll reroll for her
Is the next race the one with Loves Only (you)?
>>544938634>deleted
>>544939529Can I get extra cunny sauce please?
fillies...
>>544938939they kinda did golshi dirty by immediately placing her with tachyon, she'd have easily gotten the top2 reddit favorite
>>544939503>Literally at the top of the leaderboardThe joke being that she's the hard carry but WT is trash and team balance is non existent
Hey if you guys didn't know /uma/ has Oguri Cap (as in peak) as a rep on /vg/'s 4cc team, and she got Player of the Game in today's match, say something nice to her :)
>>544939503>top in the leaderboardno, she just get too many german teams
Damn I usually avoid the Kikuka sho... fuck thats gonna be a lot of runs to get the banners so I can get her skill unlocked to train her for CM.
Is it me or it feels like the threads are getting slower and slower? They used to last an hour or so before bump/image limit wtf
Which uma is NOT autistic?
>>544939685
>>544938939>20 updootsIs that your thread OP? You have to actually browse reddit to actually find this shit.
>>544939867EoS in 2 weeks
>>544939867the asians figured globetards would get filtered and EoS at MANT. the joke is on them, we got filtered at URA.
>>544939813Make sure to feed her an entire small country as a reward
>>544939867eos soon, tough luck piggies. Should've spent more
>>544939867After monthly reset when recruiting should be happening, this speed? Massive drop.
>>544939813wtf no one posted about divegrass
>>544939813pog
>>544939867>What do you mean generals slow the fuck down after all the faggots left and only avatarfagging ritual fags stay behind!?
>>544939813Belly rubs and free Kfc for her
>>544939867dead gamedead threaddead boarddead sitedead internet
>>544939867This is a good thing actually
>>544939940Nice NatureTamamo CrossZenno Rob Roysurprisingly, T.M Opera OGold City
>>544939567Loves Only (You) was the first JP horse to ever win in the BC and that was back in 2021 on the Maker’s Mark fillies turf race. She’s retired now though. Next race is the Classic on dirt which Forever Young is running in
>>544939867CM was the harbingerMANT will be the reaper
>>544939813I am guessing our manager is asleep and that's why he didn't tell us anything
>>544939459mb
FOREVER YOUNG BROS IN
>>544939813I had this on my second screen I thought Sugoi had the MVP, very cool to see our fatty got it.
>>544940190>CM was the harbinger>MANT will be the reaper>>544940192What manager? The indo tard that made umaJP so he could have another team?
>>544940227finally, Bass Wonder
>>544940215>breeders' cupWhat the hell, why'd they name a cup after me?
>>544939867/uma/ EoS soon
Yeah I'm rooting for Contrary ThinkingThe official 4chan approved Uma
>>544939867Generals rarely stay fast, but we're still like 6th in terms of speed on /vg/ which is really good.
>>544940265Sugoi got PES MOTM but the /vg/ council has their own MOTM (that matters more)
Oguri PEAK
>>544939813la gorda...
>>544940327The same manager that posted team pool some weeks ago
Gold City best storyGold City most authentic character voiceGold City most convincing depressionGold City less autistic than every other umaGold City best girl
>>544940670she's cute when she flattens her ears
>2 hot-springs in a row with OguriUhhhh
>>544939940Mayano because she has female ADHD
S.Maru/NN/Who should be my 3rd? I don't have Fatass
>>544940878Seiun
>>544940878>S.MaruSecond front
>>544940878Ol Reliable
>>544940878Eishin Flash
>>544939940all of them except Rudolf
>>544927958Damn I like this banner a lot. If my club fills and theres still room, I won't feel so bad and I'll consider joining, I'm very active.
>>544940670You are a traitor and you will be punished for your sins one day.
>>544940215>the front runners grinding out lineage for decades>the gambler that shows up on the day of the race
I finally got Medium S only to have such low stamina, am I completely fucked?
>>544939813THE GOAT
>>544938932This moment always makes my cock harden immediately and start leaking precum, my heart skips a beat too. I love her
>>544940878golshi, pot5 ryan
>>544941000GoldSHIT
>>544940907
>>544941036Bwo...cancer cup is long over...And it was a mile, not a medium
>>544941098butt reduction, right now
>>544940215>CM3 gameplay of a Late Surger proccing On Your Left and Furious Feat
>>544940670Forgot>Gold City 20% guts
>>544940227>all these horses pulling outwe're so in
>>544941149
>>544941021wait, won’t you be upset when dan switches back to kingu and betrays Ama? What about for Sweepy? And gentil? And Amazon wedding?
>>544941036yes sorry, pace chaser even burns more stam than any other position
>>544941149source so i can read the beginning?>>544941358a trainer worth his salt NEVER pulls out
>>544941036gaslight sim says you die with -59hp even if you proc everything
>>544941021why don't you go lose the hopeful stakes and retire with no fans
>>544941490figures, I'll have to keep trying
>>544941036Bro, you need 800 stam and 2 golds, what are you doing with max power and 500 stam?
do we get more Winning The Soul versions in the future?
>the hopes of japan depend upon a choker of a horsgrim.
cm4 82080599
>>544941386Child?
>>544938932It reminds me of this
>>544941036>529 stam>med raceYou’re fucked. Might be a good mile TT racer though.
>>544941621just cut on power, around 800 is fine, your unique will ignore the final uphill anyway
>>544941323Her ult is terrible and she has B aptitude for most of her races too, that's the price you pay for best girl
>>544941732Is she waiting to be mating pressed? Cause that's the vibe I'm getting.
What the hell I was kicked from my top 100 guild for being afk for 4 days cause I was playing duet night abyss...
>>544941420He's already dead to me.
>>544941818is that supposed to be surprising
>>544941796urara and winning ticket mating press when?
>>544941483https://x.com/kawanen_
I've legit given up on raising aces because the only way to raise better horses is by getting better supports. All my runs end up exactly in the same range.
>>544941796trainer you say that to all umas no matter the context
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKGnk_PcVIkforever young about to race
>>544941950so get better supports
>>544941953Is the director waiting to be mating pressed...
>>544941818>male charactersdropped before i even picked it up
>>544941621If you drop power to 800 or maybe even 700 and somehow get those stats into stam and wit she'd be good.
>TOUCHING GRASS????? NYOOOOOO AAAIEEEEE SAVE ME SHIRAOKI!!!why is she like this?
woah Forever Young is quite inbred
>>544941929Susumu Fujita said in an interview if Forever Young won the derby they would put them in Uma Musume.But they lost in a photofinish. Real shame.
How many carats are we getting if the jap horse wins? LMAOOOO NIGGA THOUGHT
Seeing Uma Musume ads on NBC sure is something
SS power on a pace chaser is insane, they get the power they need from speed training
>>544941950unironically if you're like me and struggle in graded, open is only a little more autistic to train for and will give you a lot more rewards if you only have middling cardsbut I'm also dumb and keep running graded anyway
>>544940965>>544940978>>544941000>>544941005Golshi huh..... Eh.If I wanted another Front, who should I use, Daiwa?
>>544941950Well good thing we have 100 free pulls coming soon.
>>544942219Did they actually show an Uma musume ad?
>>544918136As your danchode I allow you to take a break
ALL IN ON JOURNALISM NOW THAT HIS NEMESIS SOVEREIGNTY IS NOT HERE
>>544942130eh, it's 4th and 5th gen back so it's not that bad
>>544942104she's a mentally ill active suicide risk
>>544942305either seiun sky or daiwa scarlet
>>544942305Getting enough stam/recovery is the hardest part. Seiun Sky is nice because of stam growth.
>>544942104She's just like me
7 FOR FOREVER YOUNGSHIRAOKI-SAMA WILLS IT
>>544942130no worse than any other particular high-performing thoroughbred
>>544941893Yes because it is the end of the month
>>544940670Her VA is amazing. Weird that she's barely present outside Uma.She also has that vague "I'm so thankful to the uma fans" thing going where the underside is that she gets to do fewer of those horrible gravure photoshoots.
>>544942305If you're not running Eishin Flash, run Silence Suzuka
>>544942130just like every thoroughbred
You guys shouldn't have fallen for the 'only pull support cards' meta, you should have focused on getting different horses in all their outfits
>>544942332I remember seeing uma ads about two hours ago
>>544942548can she run over the water?
>>544941703CM4 46391627
>>544942659This is exactly why I've pulled Summer Maru and I'm going to pull for Full Armor Matikanefukukitaru, Halloween Creek AND Rice, etc.
when umas play hockey they call it Polo
>>544941017Clubs will probably need to consolidate sooner or later. Might as well move up now if you plan on playing long term anon. That said you should know that rank S is like 60m+ per month right now, but that can change.
>>544942640I've heard Uma has a reputation for hiring very unknown VAs at the start of their careers, it's a super competitive industry even for big names so it doesn't surprise me some of them aren't doing much else
>>544942021There's nothing to roll for because free rolls are coming. >>544942260Open is way too autistic. In graded you can always luckshit your way.
>>544927284I'm not quite sure how this happened, did you just fucking give up?
>Gold City>basically the classic Karen from high school that's demanding, calls you a loser, "no one understands the real me.">entire first 4 episodes is her insulting you and calling you a creep>fanon portray her as a jealous girlfriendI don't get it.
>>544942801Yeah I'm 60+
>join test room for the first time>gw doesnt activate and my horse gets humiliated
>>544942219Broadcasting companies have gotten so desperate they've started infiltrating /vg/ threads, I seeI'm not betting on college football fuck off
>>544942897You didn't take the time to get to know her, you don't even know the subtypes of women well enough to know what a Karen is, sad
fuckable old man
>>544927685I keep everything because they can be turnin fodder for when those events roll around.
Here we go
>>544942802>I've heard Uma has a reputation for hiring very unknown VAs at the start of their careersI think that's common for gacha games since VA's are ridiculously expensive
>>544942219Post it.
>>544942802most big multimedia projects will recruit new VAs, partially because it's cheaper when you need 10+ main characters, it's really only Bushi projects that are incestuous
>>544943017Oyakodon orgy
Contrarians...it's over...
JAPAN NUMBER 1
>>544942332>>544943068https://x.com/wannachoco_/status/1984716389622657347
WE DID IT
>>544943234no it's not. idiot
oh shit
>>544942646>>544942447I don't have ANY OF THOSE >>544942443I guess I'll try out Daiwa, thanks guys
FOREVER YOUNG WINS
>>544942802tbf, everyone has to start their career somewhere.
FOREVER YOUNG DID IT!
Why is she loved ? She is plain and boring af.
Just finished my first Doto run and I love her. Now I'm more convinced than ever that TM Oprea O doesn't deserve any contact with Doto
when he will be added to the game?
EOS CANCELLEDLETS GOALL HAIL FOREVER YOUNG
Forever Young coming to umamusume HARD CONFIRMED
>>544943368she's old, just like me
No fraud here, Sierra Leone, Fierceness, and Journalism are damn solid racers and Forever Young pulled it off
LETS GO FOREVER YOUNG!>>544943294They actually did this? No way.
how many gemmies will they give us for Forever Young's big win?
How come there isn't a race track with hurdles in it?
Based Sovereignty getting sick so Forever Young can win and save Uma Musume
Gold City has a consistent character trait of being very sisterly and a 'girl's girl' compared to not trusting men, she's always giving advice about makeup and telling girls who look up to her not to have eating disorders, but it's subtle
Is Killer Tunes good on Daiwa
>>544942802It does. The casting people are super talented, they often strike gold (which is a negative in a way, as it gets harder to get those VAs back for events, Bourbon's Hasegawa Ikumi being a good example).But then there's Eishin Flash (Fujino Ayami) and others, where the VA goes nowhere. She was so excited getting called back to a PakaLive after a few years that she was all tense.It's a tough job, and there's a lot of sadness there if you go looking for it.After the most recent live, two or three weeks ago, everyone involved was posting on Twitter for a few days to a week, maybe two weeks. City's VA, Saki, was still posting about it yesterday, thanking the fans. It's very sweet, but there's still a twinge of sad to it.
>jap honse are le weak
Uh bros?
It's the same top 3 as last year
>>544943459There are, go google
WE FUCKING DID ITI KNEEEEEL JOHN CYGAMES
>>544943459mmmm big daiwa scarlet bouncing tits while jumping
BREEDER’S CUP SCENARIO GUARANTEED
>>544943363Not looking down on it at all, it's a good gig
Saigemusu rigging
>>544943521I really fucking hate you
Making a last minute Ryan gambler for the cup. Any skills I should aim for?
>>544942802they do, hiring literally whos means they can build them up to be semi idols and have a way easier time organizing IRL events and other promotional appearancesSeiun Sky's VA was also a nobody but hit it extremely big after becoming the demon loli from kimetsu no yaiba, then it became really difficult to have the entire golden gen perform together
new scenario cooking up at cygay
>>544943472it's a midrace gold velocity skill, yes
>>544943469Mayano looks up to City…
>>544943472never take positioning traits
>>544942921Well not to oversell but the club has regular club races, special events with carat rewards, really friendly vibe, and is just generally well organized.I don’t fully understand why people stay in clubs they outrank but I do understand having some sentimentality for it…we’ll be here for you if you decide anon
>>544943661this needs to be 10000x10000
UMA MUSUME IS OFFICIALLY A DIRT GAME.FOREVER YOUNG IN GAME SOON.AMERICAN SCENARIO SOON.
>>544943459Low wit umas would just run them over
>>544943154need
if i got windy and sweep at LB2, which one do i use as a speed stat stick?
>>544943775Something that pays well
>>544943775OYL is the big oneShe already has the other important stuff built into her kit
>own a funni horse racing girl game>own a race horse as a result>win the super bowl of racingIs John Cygames the protagonist all along?
FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS AT 1540 NOT 1530 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
When is the concert?
>>544943976right now
aieee i hope the dodgers lose today japan cant keep getting away with it
>>544943862>run in american turf>get shot for victory
>>544943294Lmao
Falcobros?Uraragods?Status?Dirt tracks are coming
>>544943957Cygames used shinto priests to curse the #1 favorite with a fever so he had to drop out.
/uma/ i just woke up, what did i missed?
finally got my Ryan grandparent
I got a star unlock on Suzuka from the legends race, how can I take advantage of this
>>544943140>not 1080p>not even 720pyou people are incompetent
>>544927112
>>544943957The Breeders Cup isnt the superbowl of horse racing is it? I figured it be the Kentucky Derby or L’Arc?
design her kit
>>544943976>alphaville starts playing
>>544944221mile/medium pace chaser (but dirt)
ANOTHER FEW YEARS ADDED TO THE GAME'S LIFESPANEOS ADVERTED
>>544943775If you want to have a chance of winning without her unique, bring red shift and/or shooting for victory. Condor fury and flowery maneuver also work but are less consistent.Other than that, prioritize medium/late surger straightaways over corners. Rising dragon is very strong too.
>>544944259>rod stewart starts playing
>>544944302it stinks!
>>544944047Yamamoto and Ohtani dropping dead in the third inning when the curse spirits Ontario Mohawk shamans summoned finally overcome their pitiful Shinto defenses please
LETS GO Thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFEWBm_3yK8
https://poal.me/dyj0w5https://poal.me/dyj0w5https://poal.me/dyj0w5
>>544942883>lost saudi arabia cup>lost hopeless stakes>lost the pre-op race before satsuki sho>couldnt even participate
how high can the stats go in the next four years? 9000?
>>544943521Only in l'Arc
Congrats Forever Young! Spectacular performance! Also fun fact, Forever Young is the son of Real Steel, who is Loves Only You’s brother. Loves Only You also won the Breeder’s Cup in 2021 and is the first Japanese horse to do so. His owner is also Susumu Fujita (CEO of Cyberagent, and by extension Cygames). History made today for sure
>>544944259BIG IN JAPAN
>slowed down at the endGassed out but still won it, massive W
>>544944506El Condor Pasa...
That's our CEO
john cygames himself https://x.com/wpq3h39pi73/status/1984751294209548582
>>544944649
thread theme for euro bros and 3rd worlds such as myselfhttps://youtu.be/F3jiII0nrmI
Name for the Forever Young' anime?
The Tenno Sho is soon also right? Tomorrow?
>>544944259Come on nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVg_wpIfcd4
Your stats for the uma that conquered America
>>544943521>been pushing for turf hors and gets bogged every single time>it's the dirt hors that gets the global triumph
>>544944773Yes, tomorrow! Non stop keiba this weekend
>>544944718why is el Condor Pasa speaking through Uma Musume A?
>>544944190Breeder's cup is a big big race, but most Americans are more familiar with the triple crown races.
>>544944846>GoldShip and Duramante kids.Damn who do we pick to win?
>>544944846let's go tabaru
>>544944773In about 8 hors
>>544942417same
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LW80w9qGlIA
>>544944190nta but for dirt races, it is the superbowlKentucky Derby is 3-year-olds only so you can't have the best of the best. There are only the best 3-year-olds in itL’Arc is more of a contender for Turf Superbowl (BC Turf is another)
>checking forever young grandparents>loves only me>darling my darlinginteresting
>>544944190Kentucky Derby is probably the most well-known horse race that everyone knows even if they don't watch Horse-Racing. But it's literally just the 1st leg of the American Triple Crown.Breeders' Cup is the end of year international competition that invites foreign horses to compete. The Breeders Cup Classic is the race for the best of the best for Dirt horses and winning the Triple Crown + this race is considered the "Grand Slam".
>>544944846Whoever makes this list I wonder why even bother putting the 3 founding sires there?
>>544945046This reads like those word clouds often posted in generals
>>544945046>3 out of 4 parents are from USANice "japanese" horse
>>544945046loves only me and loves only you need to be in the game
So third G1 for Forever Young, how many Jpn1 does he have?
>>544944750>Special Dance VersionOne fucking job, and you thirdies can't even do that much.
>>544944964Frenchie is on Dura, Take is on GolShi.
>>544945174oh boy, have I got news for you
>Japan has now conquered BC Turf (Loves Only You, March Lorraine) and now BC DirtYeah, we’re definitely getting a scenario now huh?>>544945046Loves Only Me is Loves Only You’s dam funny enough
>>544944620Learned the lesson from last yearI assume Sakai believe the only way to win the race is already leading after last corner so Sierra Leone can't catch him
>>544944165Sex with Dia's boobs
so when do the horses start dancing
>>544945229This is whats making it even harder to pick. Damn its gonna be a showdown.I think I need to go with GoldShi's kid here.
>>544944221according to pixiv's analysis of the real horse i think she'll be a pace chaser with a B for front running, low speed high wit naturally, a tendency for weak starts but strong at the end, and access to left-handed affinity
>>544945289another year secured
>>544945176Zen Nippon Nisai Yushun (not in the game yet)Japan Dirt ClassicTokyo Daishoten
>Loves only you is roommates with doxx genesiswtf...
>>544945316https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOBiCZT-iPw
>>544944846Tabaru is a frontGOD so he's got my support
Stop running Smart Falcon in my CM rooms. Grow the fuck up, she's a dirt Uma not a Turf Uma.
>>544944812>Come on now we can't have GOOD music we need ZOOMER TRASHFuck off and go back>>544944598Also a based choice!
>>544944829>sire: real steelThat was a fun movie.
>>544944190The Dubai races, Dubai World Cup for dirt and Dubai Sheema Classic for turf.
>>544944718
>>544945174Loves only you is already in the game. Same gen as chrono and also her roommate. Picrel here is her when she won the BC turf >>544944589
>>544945482only if you agree to stop running Summer Maru once summer ends
>>544945176That horse's track record is a bit nutswas 9 wins out of 12 starts now its 10 / 13
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/1984753867087888389Forever Young Real!?!?
DIRTERS are taking over, someone needs to stop them
So what song will they be performing? Its Unlimited Impact for a Dirt G1 right?
>>544944894Kentucky Derby is the most prestigious since dirt horses only have one shot, but BCC is where the strongest dirt horse gets decided.Nowadays, the Arc feels more for prestige than anything. The strongest european horses are usually battling each other in the Champion Stakes, over the Arc.
>>544944718>>544945541honestly i get her insecurity, she does kinda look like a pathetic weakling crybaby
>>544945596IT'S REAL
ウマオオオオ is recruiting!Currently there is one spot open. We might have multiple people dropping out over the course of the day so it'll be first come first served if new spots open.60m monthly quota, please have 28m already by the 14th. If you will be inactive/flatlining for 3 or more days in a row please let me know in advance otherwise if no notice I'll assume you dropped the game/burnt out and kick.Drop your ID if interested
>>544945509>eurobeat>zoomer music
>>544945596Is the background Del Mar?
>>544945596and Feb 24 is Forever Young's birthdayit's happening
>>544942305i didn't talk at first but i think mayano would be a good choice only because of +20% stam growth
This deck is so nice for pace chaser spark farming. It feels great having cards that actually have good hints in them, as I had nothing for pace chaser and medium skills(Briam card is dog crap with 80% f the skill hints being useless).
>>544945596holy fucking realAlso no rigging whatsoeverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwlInThKTJI
>>544945596>Machitan
>>544945105so, what was the magnitude of this win for the nips? obviously not one of the crowns but still a prestigious win. big win for this season, decade, ever?
>>544945596>they already had the design ready and they basically own the eventI smell a riggingThe lead favorite "mysteriously dropped out" too
>>544945596Do you think they would've still put this out if Forever Young had finished last
>>544945596too kino for me
>>544945397What a fucking beast
>>544945596>Feb 24>same date as Forever Young's birthday
>>544945707Yeah, those are the Breeder's Cup banners
>>544945596Damn how long you think they been holding on this one LOL.
>>544945652With the mask she looks like a retard.
we still like modest maruzensky and her chaste, reliable ult
>be John cygames>have your horse win the Breeders cup >holy shit FY won>we need to make this beautiful horse into an uma musume RIGHT NOW
>>544945105Breeder's Cup Grand Slam is a fake idea invented by ESPN talking heads for the express purpose of sucking off American Pharoah in 2015. He is still the only winner of the """Breeder's Cup Grand Slam """ because, again, it is a title and idea created solely to laud him specifically. NOT real and NOT consequential.
>>544945596>FlattyFuck I wanted giganto tits
>>544945596can some keibafag explain what is this?
>>544945538>sandnigger races with 0 prestigelol
>>544945596>Little Cowboy hat over the earIs Forever Young going to be the reverse Grass Wonder where's she's a Westaboo because she's been competing in American Dirt races?
>>544945596Holy shit kino. America scenario next year 100% confirmed
>>544945907Tokyo DaishitenBreeders CupSaudi CupBig dirt G1 races
why does the energy bar not decrease linearlywhy is there some huge jumpscare scaling in the middle
>>544945907you can make the correlations yourself bro
>>544945771History making winForever young is imo a contender for Japanese Hall of Fame now
>>544945596>>544945773Having a basic design idea ready to go isn't too shocking, but this sketch thing here looks like a proper model.
>>544945940She’s definitely gonna have a reverse El condor Pasa stat line with Dirt in A and Turf being B, though who knows. Cygames might make Forever Young into the most broken unit in the game
>>544945839type of shit grass wonder posts on her private twitter
>>544945538every single Arab race is only talked about because of the money pumped into itthere's no history and no prestige
COME WATCH THE POST-RACE INTERVIEWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s57XXbjvDPM
Easy daily pull
>>544945940Forever Young's bloodline is almost entirely foreign with a high amount of American DNA, the only Japanese blood he gets is from Deep Impact.
>>544945831Probably since the Kentucky Derby just in case
>>544945773>Cygames ninjas poisoned the lead favoritewtf...
>>544945596I bet they are going to put a top tier seiyuu in this one
>>544946098>private>>544946131so when's the live start
>>544946092>hey boss we've had almond eye lined up for a while, when are we putting her out as a trainee?>eh fuck it make her a 2* and put her on forever young's banner, we made vodka a 2* with 7 g1 wins what's the difference
>>544945890Tell that to the japs having Spring/Autumn Triple Crown or a separate turf and dirt Triple Crown. Attaching Triple Crown to everything doesn't make it real.
>>544945927They have the best international competitors, the strongest horses all go to Dubai.
>>544945672Say something cute about Mejiro Dober first.
>>544946131Behold the yakuzas ojiisans
forever young won the cup? i didn't watch it
>>544946332she looks like she fucks human men
>>544946375Yes
>>544946332Dober has the cutest butthole, especially cute when it clenches
>>544945596So, are they going to have free bar with Forever Young? It's their own horse after all
>>544945907Red White is his silk color and his trainer's personal mask colorsPurple is breeders' cup colorsDunno what the green one meansAnother theory is that represents the Kentucky Derby with Mystik Dan (Winner) and Sierra Leone's (2nd) colors.
>>544946387she actually hate fuck her trainer
>>544945596looks peak design, i want to see it
>>544946332Mejiro Dober is still alive
>>544945596Holy crap, that was fast!
If anyone wants, here is the BC classic recordinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5GaRErblO4
>>544946330for the sheiks' sex parties, sure, but that's a different kind of strength
spechud is the biggest ningen fucker in tracen but nobody wants to talk about it
>>544945628yes, I just mean an average american off the street will know the Kentucky Derby
>>544945907>>544946518green is dubai for sureit's all the races of FY
>>544946518>tfw we’ll likely be getting uma versions of Mystic Dan and Sierra Leonne for the BC scenario Oh shit
>>544946417where are our carats congratulating him now, and what strategy he used, he did go as late on dirt?
>>544946131I wonder will someone show the Uma Musume tweet to them
>>544946518Those are Forever Young G1 wins anon
>>544945596is this the first time they announce an uma with so much anticipation time?
>>544946462Prove it to me.
>>544945791I don't think they would, they probably had this designed for a while and waited for the best possible moment, atleast that's what I like to think
>>544946330lol
>>544946653No ningen would fuck her, that's why
>Get good skill inherits>No rainbows>End up with shit stats>Get no skill inherits>Rainbows everywhere>Good stats
>>544945596So will this be the most modern Horse in the game now?I thought they usually wait a good few years before adding one.Like Forever Youngs career isnt over yet right?
>>544946698Front, he spend nearly the entire race 2nd or leading.Free carats? Cygames would have to be extra Cygenerous today.
>>544946643You realize Forever Young was also in Dubai this year right?
>>544946707john cygames right there was the one who pressed the button bro, he's the one with the hat
>>544945907Forever YoungSierra LeoneMystik DanTop 3 horses from the Kentucky Derby
>>544945907First is the colour of his mask/Tokyo Daishoten, second is BC banner colour, third is Saudi's colour. All his three GIs.
>>544946817frontGOD it is then, i need to see it now
>>544946796>implying spechud doesn't just rape them
>>544946819i'm glad his asshole healed
>Peak recruiting is THIS slowWill half anni bring players back bros? how do we save the game?
>>544946815daring tact was also revealed while her career was still going, but it didn't end well lol
AIIIEEEE ALMONDBROSTHEY'RE GOING TO MAKE ALMOND EYE THE SECOND STRONGEST UMA INSTEAD OF THE STRONGEST BECAUSE OF FOREVER YOUNG
>>544946870Can’t believe cygames are releasing the hottest uma next year
>>544946771go back spico
>>544946760If there's one thing I can prove, it's that you believe that there exists a cuter butthole than Dober's. I question your love for her.
>>544946796>no ningen would fuck her>mysteriously mother of two uma daughters
>>544946819And Ushba couldn't keep up in the BCC last year. Ebayan is just good. America doesn't even send their best horses to the Middle East, as shown with Flightline completely mogging the Saudi Cup winner by 19L.
>>544945596>both Loves only you and Forever young wear a hat in designSo I assume all horses from this trainer will wear the fedora hat in Uma Musume?
all of them are the strongest because they all try their best
>a non zero chance of ebayan being playable earlier than tact or almondHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>544946815That’s why she’s being releasing in 2026-probably to make sure there’s enough races to pad out the career
>>544931428Sweep for physical appearance and her voice kinda resembles Iori's.Kingu for the personality.
>>544946793Godolphin is the biggest horse owner in the world and it's based in Dubai.
So were getting a Breeders Cup and American Triple Crown Scenario right?
Very kino day for Uma Musune, akin to Special Week's death during the airing of the anime
>>544946870i thought umas can only be retired horses
>>544947120a horse winning by that distance has to reflect badly on your racelike it's not even a case of "this is the strongest horse", it's "I entered this horse in a class way below its league and was allowed to get away with it"
>>544947120Saudi is not Dubai. Saudi cup is a new race that's a fake dirt race where turf runners do better than dirt runners.
>>544947279DirtCHADS rise up
JOHN CYGAMEShttps://x.com/WHR/status/1984755067212480534
>>544947153Probably. It's his trademark after all. Expect his red/white mask colors to be in the design somewhere.
>>544947190>No ear sock>Hair ornament on left ear onlyThey transed Fuku... Mare Fuku wtf
>>544947317Yeah, which is why the Saudi Cup is a joke. Glad you agree.
>>544946948villain behavior
>>544947404even his style is cool, i kneel
>>544947190EXPOSED EARS
>>544947429No one but you even brought up Saudi.
>>544946210Aoi Yuuki onegai
uuummmm turfbros? the dirtkeks are laughing at us...
Can't wait for a Dubai scenario where we can do matcha pilates labubu raves with our trainees
>>544946771>We won>WE WON>Suck my balls>I'M SOMEBODY NOW MOMkek
Should I start to save for Forever Young now?
>>544944846The smart money is on Lememe and Masquerade Ball but Take won* in the front on McQueen back in the day from the very same gate. If Meisho Tabaru can escape he can win.
>>544947279The face Falco gives when she tries to lowkey ask Trainer for a date.
Stego before this dumb newgen horse Cygames please
>>544947209The privilege of being a Cygames horse and intetnational winner
>Dubai is still rated lower even with Sovereignty out of the BCCkek
>>544947395>tfw ywn be hugged tightly by John cygames himself Why live
>>544947581You have 4 years to save up for her anon.Unless Cygames decides to do a funny and release the American scenario for Global alongside JP.
>>544947581Yes so that you can spark her in 2030
>>544947581For when she's added in five years? Sure.
>>544947209Anni is in March I think and Ebayan is coming on his birthday on Feb 24 so he’ll be playable before Ai unless it’s just an in game reveal or something
thanks forever young, now grub can be founded for another 10 years
>japan wins the dirt cup by stealing american blood
>>544947601I believe that my favorite frog will win it, but not enough to put actual money into the bet
>>544947706That would be a nightmare with how power crept the new JP umas are. She'd would be the best global horse basically forever.
>>544947809and by shinto magic to remove the no1 favorite from the race
Does global have any exclusive freebies other than 100 free riko pulls?
>>544945314How do they make their breast so jigglyI know they aren't like this normally
>>544947809Japanese horse racing was literally built on the backs of them draining Sunday Silence so this is very much in line with them.
>>544947950probably not, 100 free pulls on riko/rice is pretty big already
Release the gibs cygames
>>544947950we got 1.5k gems for hitting top on steam
>>544947950Yeah, this og episode of pakatube and umapyoi legends (engrish)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb1xN1UohWs
CM5 parent run is going hard
Gonna blow my load on Riko
>>544947767No the game actually came out on Feb 24 which is anni. So what’s gonna happen is basically Almond Eye banner and then Forever Young design reveal to build up hype
Gonna blow my load in Riko
>>544945596wait thats my birthday!
Are dirters going to be respected now?
>>544945174bro....
>>544948251only if their name isn't smart falcon
FOREVERRRRRRTOGETHERRR
Ebayan’s team’s live reaction when he wonhttps://x.com/whr/status/1984755067212480534
>>544948352https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GMFFYt2uDs
Gonna blow my loads on Riko's trainees
>>544948251Why does every falcon image look like this?
>>544947950Global is only a few months old and this is the first actual big update besides us getting story events and new Uma/Support cards to scout. So there is probably more to comeI would really hope that they have the guts to throw a curve ball and release a new Uma for global exclusive and JP players having to wait a bit for them to experience it.
>>544947935When the baguette druids called the rain for the Arc, it's all fair game
They've been moved up. Will you be ready?
>>544948165>>544948216Riko tribute when
>>544948352>blind attack on night dirt raceKINOOOOOOOO
>>544948432Would you prefer they look like this?
>>544948486
>>544948447we will never catch JP...
>>544948486This is actually how I see her
>>544948486/fitlit/
>>544948376shut the fuck up reposter>>544948396shut the fuck up eurotard zoomer
smart falcon isn't erotic
Any A+ clubs have slots? I joined a club from here but 18/30 members are sub 100mil fans.
>>544948432Because that's how she looks 99% of the time
>>544948589
>>544948447With how close it is to the Kitasan rerun I think I'll end up holding fire and going for the spark on the all rate up Uma banner to guarantee an Xoguri
>>544948486yeah
>>544948376>Ebayanwhat a cute nickname
>>544948486POV: you just looked at the stall next to you in Cancer/Gemini cup
>>544948589shut the fuck up seething retard
>>544948642I agree, it's a bit stupid
dirt is cool now?
>Forever Young will be globalcuties first Horse turned Uma
>Dogshit cursed run>Bad moods, bad conditions, failed infirmary and didn't get shit from my first inspiration>Fuck it, this is a fan run>Spam through the carreer doing every G1 I see. >End up with comparable stats to my normal runs, lots of skillpoints and 500K fansI don't get it.
>>544948447Are we gonna get free draws on this banner at all?Because currently im torn between either rolling on Riko/Rice, Cafe or Xmas Oguri.
Congrats Ebayan!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LUNA-CHAN COME BACK
Does Opera have any value as a unit besides being funny? I see Seiun activate her unique and start hauling ass but Opera is like she’s farting to go slightly faster
>>544949109>>544949109>>544949109>>544949109>>544949109>>544949109>>544949109
Forever Young's sire Real Steel reaction to his son winninghttps://x.com/pakapakakobo/status/1984756297703751801
>>544937101I'd Might her Gaines
>>544949120Live reaction of him realizing that he’s gonna be stuck in the sex dungeon forever after that
If my top 3 favorite umas are Eishin Flash, Matikanefukukitaru, and Mihono Bourbon in that order, what does that say about me
>>544949120Real Steel is a cool name
>>544949307you're a faggotthis does not change if you pick 3 different umas
>>544949307Mine are Mihono Bourbon, Hishi Amazon and Eishin Flash so I'd say you're BASED
>>544949307you are based autistic trainer
>>544944894Yeah even my mother who knows very little about horse racing knows about the Triple Crown
>>544949308It just makes me think of that Hugh Jackman movie that was basically just Rock-Em Sock-Em Robots.
>>544938653golshi's costume is red because his jockey's colors are red and white, retard
>>544945890no, the original grand slam was the triple crown and travers stakes, which only Whirlaway won