Previous: >>544927112>Global Game NewsCurrent Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 1Current Rate Up: Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)Current CM: LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m11/02 - Half Anniversary Part 211/06 - Half Anniversary Part 311/06 - Unity Cup Scenario Release>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Transcend alt (3*), SSR Tokai Teio (Speed), SSR Hoshina Kiyoko (Pal)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedNew Scenario CM featuring C. Lemaire and Take Yutaka: www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoKazrX91xwTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
FAT player of the day
if i got sweep tosho and shinko windy at LB2, which one should i use as a speed stat stick?
Do yout think jockeys make their wives cosplay as uma musume?
You've registered right??
>marked
>>544949120>dirt>meh>*prepares to take a shit*
Post fluffy uma's
>>544949109ウマオオオオ is recruiting!Currently there is one spot open. We might have multiple people dropping out over the course of the day so it'll be first come first served if new spots open.60m monthly quota, please have 28m already by the 14th. If you will be inactive/flatlining for 3 or more days in a row please let me know in advance otherwise if no notice I'll assume you dropped the game/burnt out and kick.Drop your ID if interested
>>544949239sweep
I don't care about newgen horses.Matikanefukukitaru
class 6 retention points are getting kinda scary.
>are you Forever Young?
>>544949109/Our hero/
>>544949228Will we get Forever Young engrish?
Start a family!
>>544949080Free rolls will be on Tama's banner unless they change it to coincide with OUR "new years" banner.
53378921 CM4
>>544949514go back to /a/ you disgusting turd
CM4 is so fun
>>544949413its not 2 slots now? or there is one reserved
>>544949508NO TORENA THAT'S NOT MATIKANEFUKUKITARU!DON'T FOLLOW HER TO THE WOODSTORENA!
>>544949413make that three slots open
>make oguri release on jan 1 to justify not naming her christmas ogurinaruhodo
So where are the BCC gibs?
Digitan LOVEForever Young is a HERO
Ebayan appreciation threadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwlInThKTJI
>>544949101Sry bwo but my wife is busy.
https://x.com/netkeiba/status/1984756327575666898THE HIGHEST EARNER IN JAPANESE HISTORY
>it's already champ meet registrationsI haven't even trained SMaru that good yet, guess it's time to let Golshi out again
>>544949639>another 0 front room
>>544949557
>>544949760the what?
>>544949539I want her to introduce herself in engrish. Can’t wait for grass wonder to get a stroke from Ebayan’s westabooness
bros!! i got her from the free roll
>>544949109imagine if they lost today kek
>>544949953E X P L O D E
>>544949953Grats bro
>>544949661I love in come rooms no fronts all double dom bullshit. I haven't seen those many fronts in a while.
>>544949953congrats
>>544949686huh? what? I can't hear you through the trees. we might be a while, you go back to trace-
how to make Let's pump some iron activate? explain like I'm caveman and or a retard
>>544949910Breeding Cute (Umas) Classic
TURFSISSIES OUTDIRTCHADS RULE THIS GAME NOW
Cute
>Night Owl>Goes full autism because it rained>AwfulDude what the fuck?
>/uma/ is now, unironically, watching real-life horseracingwhat would the idol equivalent be? do they air talent shows? scouting? reality tv series of the hags?
>both trained by Yahagi and incorporate his signature hat in their uma designs>both won the Breeder’s Cup (turf & dirt)>Forever Young’s sire Real Steel is Love Only You’s brotherThis family’s genes are strong, damn
>>544949639CM4 33789555
>>544949953congrats, I got a dupe curren :)
>>544950187You need to be 5th or 6th
>>544950187your horse needs to be 6th place when hitting the 3rd or 4th cornerthats literally it
/Uma/ Club has a few spots open for very active toreinas that want a fun and competitive top 100 club.Respond with ID for an invite. Join us in the sun anons!
ALREADY ANIMATED BTWhttps://youtu.be/tA2f0lzKjac?si=hkC2A_9bBcTtoQVx
>>544950187if you get 6th on the final corner you gamble 50/50
>>544949849>the top 2 highest earners Japan has are both Dirtchadsuh oh? JRAbros??? Turfkeks???
>>544949953same
how many years before I can roll for Cheval Grand?
>>544950161
>>544950248Ironic enough, I didn't see people here talking much about their last Live
>>544950232old and dusty hag
>>544950187it's as clear as day, sped.
Did you like global dacchi?
>>544949639>3 debuffersPAIN. Even with my umas firing everything it wasn't enough.
>>5449501876
Right when about as good as it can get up until senior Summer where all the speed cards just fucked off...
>>544950473He’s just a silly guy.
i don't want to rain's on anyone's parade but don't us globabs get FY in like 5 years?
>>544950460How come gametora's skill condition viewer is bugged?
>>544950308what's your min fan count for joining
>>544950308What's the quota?
>>544950460>>544950313>>544950294>>544950532ahh yes i see thank you
>dirt races :)
>>544950543Who cares it’s still hype as fuck, and FY is global’s first real hors turned uma in real time so that’s cool to witness too
>>544950473Yes now give me gibs
>>544950543we just need to keep playing until then, now that he won we will get enough years for him to come to global
>>544950543>5 yearsTry 8-9 years.
>>544949849>biggest earner is owned by cygamesI wonder how all the owners who thought the idea of anime girls as legendary horses was an embarrassment feel right now, if they haven't kneeled already
>>544950232hags acting young and cutesy is my jam
>>544950321You can dig for gold in the dirt.
>FrontGODS can't stop winning in-game and IRL
>>544950539>senior year hits>speed cards either ignore speed training or feed you one rainbow at a time leaving you short 50 points>meanwhile your other stats are neglected from doomrolling speed in the the desperate hopes that a 4 stack rainbow will appear and get you there
>>544950619Dirtchads rise up
>>544950721based bro
I don't like the way she said that.
>search the name>first resultLmao
>>544950572why do you think it's bugged?
>>544950543>TFW they'll make an American scenario and we can't even play it
>>544950831
>>544950267you need two fronts bwo
jwu. Did Forever Young get bred by Americans?
Is /uma/ still recuiting ? And what the quota
>>544950750Big nige just can’t stop winning
>>544950589>min fan countnone! unless you're so new to the game you don't know how to efficiently play you can be pretty low and join no problem>>544950591Since we are all going for S or even S+ (heck we're top 10 right now lol) it's just fair to ask for what the rank100 club does as a minimum. That's the very bottom of S average. pic related
So how did Forever Young run? Pace Chaser?
>>544950312>slopkys
>>544950460What does CM and LoH mean?
>>544950949Looks like 3 murkan horses and Deep Impact (who came from a murkan horse)
>>544950543at 2 years we will be at 3 years, at 3 years we will be at 4.5 years
>>544951028Front runner
why do i get the feeling that shart falcon is about to become hyper-meta for the dirt-focused american scenario?
>Trainee lost Hopeful stakes with 600 stamina and 1000 speed. What does that tell us?
>>544951032bro it was made by saudi cup operatives, they love him
>>544950971here bro >>544950308
>>544951034champion's meeting league of heroes, the other PVP event that is released like 2 years later
>>544950449The lives air too late for me or I'd watch them; I think the 'oooh' or 'sugoi sugoi' when they shill merch are funny
>>544951028He’s a frontGOD
if I want Ms. Flash should I roll now or does the half anniversary in two days just hold more value?
>>544951070Wasn't FY following Contrary Thinking's pace?
>>544950991Jesus 67mil a month? What's the point of umaoo doing 60mil
Forever Young vs Romantic Warrior umastylehttps://youtu.be/vPSx8hdsbzY?si=fPoUEEiB-Qqzmnun
>>544950991i think its better to check again the top100 and update it, because if i remember right umadness got up some ranks after tallying, but its pretty close so its juse some minor thing
>>544950949Are you asking for the pedigree?
>>544951080I am going to have an easier time building Urara for sureThank fuck
>>544951242their autists make up the difference (for now)
>>544951090The trainer clearly needs to be marked more
>>54495124260m the bare minimum for some but probably others will do more than that
>>544951230flash is never meta save your carats
>>544951285neigha bleeds red, white and blue
hahaha wtf is this
>>544951285holy fucknorthern dancer shows up like that one dude from a vn who keeps fucking his offspring
>>544951285>it's 90% american DNAso, the nips are frauds?
>not the death of the horses but of the umamusumesI missed this arc bros
>>544950473It was neat
I'm assuming having groundwork on golshi would be detrimental?
That was a good race
ANOTHER KINO DIRT RACE. PHOTO FINISH.
>>544951028the only styles in dirt racing are front runners and losers.
>>544950991>September was 1.86B cutoff>October was 2.02B cutoffIt's only going to get worse from here isn't it.
>>544951439that wasn't the question
Can we get a good card banner already?
>>544951285>Secretariat >Northern Dancer>Deep ImpactYeah that's a winner alright.
>>544951610but it is the answer
>>544951551where do you find this insane slop content
>>544951583basedif you're not first, you're lastas it should be.
>>544951589not much during Aoharu, but once MANT hits the cutoff will double or triple depending on how many people quit, and it will drastically go down for GL
>>544951285>Forever Young and Sierra Leonne are cousins>Sierra Leonne is also retiring Man that makes that last race even more kino. Hopefully they add Sierra Leonne for FY’s career at least in uma
Robot Rose and Retard
>>544951559Not detrimental in that it doesn't make her race worse, but utterly useless and a waste of points
>>544951659You've got one coming in 5 days.
>>544951527all nip horses have USA blood in them
>>544951559there are two positions where groundwork makes sense:>frontrunnerobviously.>pacerto essentially guarantee promotion in the event that a frontrunner isn't present.
>>544951285Definitely 100% going to be a Westaboo personality-wise
>>544951263I love these so much
>>544951774I want to hug them
>>544951242umaoo relies on "carrying" by a few to get their rank, which has come back to bite them in the butt and not get top 100. /Uma/ Club is the club for anons that want to be rewarded failry and pull their weight, past that nobody minds carrying to top 30 or beyond.>>544951282>>544951589it may go down and we don't really go by a "hard quota", so if anons just can see tthe math and have an idea that's good enough. being off by a bit isn't going to hurt anything or change wether someone can do S numbers comfortablyi've heard some scenarios will mean less fans overasll so that's why we stay flexible
Sovereignty dropped out so it was rigged and doesn't count btw
>>544951685Also Seattle Slew and Mr. Prospector (three times...)
>>5449512630:28 fat ass
>>544951492You know too much Torena
>>544951749>cutoff will double>it will drastically go downWhich is it
>>544951698From /uma/. Is the same guy doing all comparisons using their ingame models. He went full autistic with this idea though
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>544951659Riko is the only thing worth pulling on for a few months unless you wanna try to MLB Biko or Baku
>>544951810I haven't really understood it yet, I thought groundwork just meant extra speed boost at the start
>>544951906will this be in the new scenario or will the japs look over it
>got falco today from my daily pull Oh fuck it was a sign
Alright back to nap. Wake me up when Tenno autumn is on
>>544951761Sierra is the only one that makes sense as his rival. We might get a stand-in if not the real horse. Ebayan finally winning against him in their final race is the perfect finale to his umastory.
>>544952131its more accel, and you want accel on fronts to get 1st the earliest, and pace to get the lucky pace
I’ve never gotten anything good from a daily pull and I’m incredibly salty about it.
>>544951943go up for mantgo down for glis not that hard bwo
>>544952131No, it increases your acceleration so that you get to your target speed faster. The problem is that Lates and Ends don't really care about their target speed until the mid race so groundwork, an early race skill, isn't very helpful.
>>544952243your forced meme isnt funny
Here, globalbabs. Enjoy Arab anime kino about Forever Young.https://x.com/netkeiba/status/1908200239192039930
>>544951559Seems like the Groundwork of end closers is Straightaway Spurt but only situationallydesu im wondering how to make a "groundwork parent" for each strategy but it doesnt really make sense to. There are Savvy skills and X straightaway/corners which are nice. But more important shit like strategy-specific stamina heals or things like On Your Left cant be inherited
>>544952259I got biwa if that makes you feel any better
>>544951943>an hour of nonstop race spam per runit will go up for MANT intelligent pigeon poster
>>544951943>scenario where racing = good fans go up>scenario where racing = bad fans go down
>>544952346Allahu Akbar
>>544952027https://files.catbox.moe/h6j5j9.mp4
>>544952316>>544952438>>544952384Is gl not global
JRA will be owned by the dubai chocolate people by 2030
>>544952342Fukukita isnt a meme
>Get a scripted Mood Up event>Immediately get a Mood Down eventThis happens WAY too fucking often and it really pisses me the fuck off.
>>544952185Man his story really is like an anime huh… they’re definitely already making one right now too
>>544951551>McQueen died having sex
>>544952027Emukasa...
>>544952443They should add an Uma that's obssesed with the Kentucky Derby and also shouts DAHBY
Sea niggers and chinks on their way to make the best chinkbot together.I think I'll go apply to eden with this shit
>>544952446someone teach this faggot how to make soundposts
>>544952491GL is Grand Live, birdo
>>544952531i want to die having sex with Oguri
>>544952338Oh, I get it now, thanks
Doto bros, what deck setup are you running?
>>544951551
>>544952621Oh
>>544952446NTR tickles me
>>544949269Yes I haveIn Open League
>>544952617You are brown and a secondary thirdieCatbox files have been used since forever, dumb nigger, never talk about NTR anon like that again.
If I leave a club mid-month, do the fans I contributed so far still count for the club?
>>544952795nope
>>544949389Horses don't have fur, they only have hair. Hair is always growing, fur grows to a certain length and then just stops.
>>544952523>Mood down right before career raceI didn't even want to win it anyway.
>>544952795no you remove your fans from their monthly progress immediately whenever you leave.
>>544952602once cyjews bring auto-run to global then i can comfortably start using a third-party bot. before the release of an in-game auto, it's cheating. after? innovation.
Uma&Co is looking for active trainers. Going for A+ again! Leave your id if you want to join!
>>544952617Kill yourself shitskin retard
>>544952975we warned you about the sand people bro
>>544951906Sovereignty never faced older horses. The strongest he faced was Journalism and he finished 5th. Overhyped fraud.
>>544950831There are dozens of us!
whichever club regularly kicks flatl*ners I'll join
hag anal rape for this performance
>>544953169she has a B in sprints dumbass
SAY IT WITH MEUMA MUSUME IS A DIRT GAME!
globalbros... they remember we exist...https://x.com/i_suki_kurachan/status/1984726857464627632
>>544953169
>>544953308Course they do, cuz the japs are friendly and wanna see this thing succeed. More horsefags is fun, they want fun.
>>544951492>he doesn't knowWhy do you think the director and Tazuna always wear hats?
>forever young pace overtaking the front BEFORE the final corner even startedyeah i it was all over uma told me so
>>544952997
>>544953308well yeah, they want more horse friens
>>544952927the difference being one is designed to be shitty and only works for 1 career the other plays better than most players and runs for as long as you set it to in the background
>>544952997looking for FOUR (4) trainers that can manage a measly 1m/day or 30m/month and help us maintain our A+ rank. pass around some dirty shoes, send a "MORNING!", do your three (3) borrow runs, and you're golden.
>>544953473I get Cygames does it so they can wink and be suggestive about who they are but what is the in-universe reason for itIs there some stigma against umas in managerial positions that aren't against human women? Laws? What is going on in their world?
post your best>its over
Anons I'm trying to figure out the minimum stats needed for a specific career so I can farm as many fans as possible in a run. Might highest was like 500k doing G1s. You got any tips?
>>544953652Calm drugged horse.
>>544952531Did the mare kick him or something?
this hag will be a fine mother for my cm5 umas
>>544952531Aru Hurara fucked Stay Gold
>>544953798fan run you want to run fronts, and if you get swinging maestro+A&S early you can pretty much win 30+ races doing all g1s and g2s on senior year
>>544952523>first rest of the run is sleep deprived night owl>procs every turn>pray to shrine fail>mood down event>infirmary finally works>charming puncture fails>overweight for most of classic year>mood down right before summer>fail 2% high roll>hydrate
>>544953583998727265540
>>544953834Some horses are just extremely chill
Is Breeders Cup as prestigious (from nip point of view) as Le Frog Arc? It looks like Japan won it a couple of times in the past already
>>544953798just secure a gold recovery and it makes stamina trivial. setting to late/end also helps if stamina is behind curve. stamina legacies help too.from past experience to clear URA finals comfortably you'll need:>sprints1k speed>miles900+>medium and over800-900 seems finefor stamina with no recovery, 600-700 will clear longs. a gold should cut that down by 200, though it invites inconsistency.
I haven't gotten a single fucking skill hint in my run, it's been entirely stat ups. Like this bullshit only happens on my borrow runs
>>544954065obviously notif it was L'arc winner they'd have instantly announced S4 of the anime with him as protagonist
>>544954058I thought Nakayama Festa mellowed out to an extreme with retirement and loves visitors now. Why can't I touch?
air groove should be a flattie
>>544953983Sent an invite!
>>544953785It's either this or Spe
getting an immediate night owl proc after getting the condition feels so crippling.
>>544954257fyi you're more likely to get night owl if you rest below 30%
>>544949109>Forever young >Not Loli body type They are making her the next almond eye huh?
>>544954340what
You can't convince me you like Eishin Flash for non-coomer reasons.
uma for this feel?
>>544954340that sounds like one of those urban myth things that no one can disprove
Where are the /uma/ test rooms? Are you guys even trying to win CM?
>>544954413not our fault she got those vulgar german tits
>>544954458I've won enough
>>544954458CM is already happening, why do we need test rooms now?
>>544954458my test room is the actual race
>>544954065Well it's a dirt race, so probably not. Although they do think winning the Classic i.e. beating the burgers at their own game would be harder than winning the Arc.
>>544954458the one, high-effort anon with the screenshot follow-ups hasn't been around. the others threw a fit when a whale entered every single lobby for an entire day.
>>544954458why bother with test rooms when aoharu will ruin everything on round 2 and the finals
>>544954458>Are you guys even trying to win CM?No? I'm here to collect my silver and get on with my week
>>544954198You can never truly trust horseshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6GGvelPlk8
>>544954065nah, they're perpetually buckbroken by the frogs
>>544954065Japs have never won the main event which is bigger
>>544954628the gorilla wishes she looked this feminine.
>>544954675So Forever Young won the main event?
>>544953913>>544954092I see, thank you anons. It will be a long road to my oshi's fan title.
>>544954065They're turfkeks, so no, but those wins weren't the Breeder's Cup Classic, which is the main big race. They won BC Turf and Distaff which is not the same.
>>544954458I already tested enough to know that this CM is one big gamba shitfest with the giant torpedo known as Unity hitting in round 2 and shan't be tweaking my team any further
>>544954747Yes, against insanely stacked competition even with Sovereignty out
>>544954458What CM
>>544954458I don't rike medium long CMs because my stamina cards blow
>>544954747Yeah Loves Only You and March Korraine only won the Mare and Fillies and Distaff
>>544954747Yeah, it's the most stacked race this year, even compared to the Arc and even with the favorite Sovereignty out.
>>544954458No, I'm taking my second place and going back to getting breastfed by Super Creek
UMADash...has two spots...available...
reminder: if you're not already pumping out virgo parents then kiss your platinum-title good bye.
Having trouble getting the speed I need on Goldship with +12+12 speed, +24+24 stamina and 3 speed cards+2 stam cards. Am I better of using:a) MLB Tachyonb) MLB Aoi Friendshipc) 2LB Eishind) 1LB Narita TaishinI can also switch to +21+12 speed spark parents giving up on 2 Medium sparks.
>>544954619classic
>Get early fast learner and Medium S for Goldship>Brian and Kitasan give me this instead of either medium straights or corners or even professor of curves.I have 115 Sp left and nothing to spend it on. I guess I just buy these anyway to boost my chance of a spark.
>>544954065Isnt the BCC considered like the peak of dirt racing or some shit?Probably fairly big, but bigger is the fact that the japs beat the americans on their own dirt probably.
Imagine how stacked Forever Young would have been if he also won the Kentucky Dahby
>>544955053my virgo parents will be my Cancer parents, checkmate
Forever Young was born on JP's release date btwShe IS Jane Uma MusumeThey might change the icon lmao
>>544954458no point when whales have been demolishing every room recently
>>544950308hello, i'm already in an /uma/ club here but what does it take to join the S club? may sound selfish, but more income is always better
>>544955123>not 10000x10000
>>544955072you need at least 4 speed cards, 5 if your speed cards are bad
>>544954458I open them to the public because I already know what your horses are like
>>544955191>not garbage zoomer memeyes
Eishin Flashing
>>544955153going from A+ to S is literally +450 carats for over triple the effort. it is not worth it, anon.
>>544955123I will only aknowledge a japanese horse in american racing if they take the entire goddamn american grand slam.
What would a draft horse look like in this world? A really tall musclegirl?
>>544953583Can i do 30m/month during the 31day months?
>all these clubs with open spots on the slowest recruitment day everuhh guys. do you th1nk we should start consolidating clubs? 1 less club per rank would mean the clubs are always full for now and we can axe more going forward>people are still trying to save dead clubs this late into the game
>>544955191
>>544955247>10000x10000 image is a zoomer memeHoly fucking newfag consider suicide
>>544955123He would be a contender for the highest ranked nip horse in history, no doubt.
Forever Young's going to be a jetsetter who wants to travel the world to race all the strongest Umas she canLike Stay Gold but not a deadbeat dad
>>544955320nyes...
>>544955134She's going to be the most OP Uma released right? They can't let their own horse and winner of the prestigous American race be shit right?
>>544955331
>>544954458No point in testing now when you're going to have to remake for Aoharu anyway.
>>544953747My headcanon is the director is too young to race herself, and Tazuna crashed and burned in her career and hides her identity now.
>>544955321but anon, anyone that dropped club today is still on cooldown for another 15 hours. it would make sense for clubs to still have openings.
>>544949109Judging by her design, Uma Ebayan is 100% going to be reverse Grass Wonder right? A westaboo japaneseAlso what is the blue and green implies? Sierra Leone (blue) and Romantic Warrior (green) are coming to Uma too?
I want to put my penis in the next uma posted
>>544955283OP said no reqs as long so i'm assuming as long as we keep the fans coming. I have 80m+ in a month right now
I keep seeing posts about McQueen for CM5. That's not feasible, is it?Didn't see her at all in CM3.
>>544955249I cum
>>544955153don't listen to the other anon, if you can comfortably do this >>544950991and are doing it anyway with Unity Cup coming and parent farming you should join. plus there are events in /Uma/ that will get you even more carats if that's your #1 priority.
>>544955318if the racing umas are already so strong, imagine how fucking powerful this thing would be
>>544955568blue is the breeders cup colorsgreen is saudi cup colors
>>544955568>Also what is the blue and green implies?Breeders' Cup purpleSaudi green
>>544955568At the very least they need to get Sierra Leone because he’s extremely vital to Ebayan’s career as his main rival that he finally beat at the end pretty much
>>544955471>>544955331which uma would she be?
>>544955568*tips uma fedora*
>gold ship is overpowered and meta because she has a unique that gives a velocity boost mid-race>summer maruzen is overpowered and meta because she has a unique that gives a velocity boost mid-race>christmas oguri will be overpowered and meta because she has a unique that can give a velocity boost mid-race OR acceleration late-race
>>544955658more carats are more carats. 450 is still more than 0. sounds selfish but more income is still net gains
Thanks for this, based WitGod
>>544955626she is almost impossibly difficult to train for miles in the ura finale. she should be marginally less impossible to train in aoharu with riko's stamina.
>>544955568They have already learned that every uma needs other umas to bounce off of in her career, so it is a big possibility for a couple of horses (American ones included) to appear beside FY
We know which umas are reddit and 4chan.But which umas are twitter and bluesky?
>>544955748I'm noticing a pattern....nah it's probably nothing
forever my WHOA
>>544955809cute
>>544955775What's the idea behind high point TT teams anyway? A ton of skills and wit so they activate?
I get why they can't do it but it sucks that Cygames will never put any OC/"legally distinct" umas in the game, I want to train Akitsu TeioThe only way I could think of them getting one in is if they made a Belno Light support card to release when Oguri Cap gets her anime alt implemented
>>544955891X: whoever is racistBluesky: whoever's gay
I can’t believe he actually made it
Is there a text guide for Aoharu scenario? I hate youtube "guides"
>>544955626It's possible, but makes your grinding exponentially harder because you have to get her to Front and Mile A AND get groundwork + 3 greens, but you can only get her up to Mile B at the start of the career so you will be depending on the inspiration slot machine even more heavily than for other fronts
>>544955772drop ID and I'll send you an invite then anon. we have another anon that also mentioned just wanting more carats but they strangely don't join the event races which is funny so do be active in chat and check what's going on
>>544955813But if you over-stam, you're giving up other stats, which makes you weaker against other front runners?
>>544954458game is kill, I tried making some open CM rooms earlier and no one came. I know open is not popular but usually the room would fill within 15 minutes from posting
>>544955713Imagine if Forever Young gets an anime with Sierra Leone
>>544956059what is the downtime after leaving a club? 24 hours? i can leave today
>>544955072>>544955201If I have 3LB Top Gun, am I better off borrowing MLB Creek, or having a 0LB creek for swinging maestro and borrowing a good speed card?
>>544956023KISAMA
History made today
>>544955949glass cannon TT teams secure your retention trivially through, as you said, lots of gold skills and high wit. if it allows some players to luckshit their retention by sniping your defense then it's whatever.
>>544949513Get ready to retrain every uma in a week.
>>544956118Yeah they make you wait a full day
>>544955568>A westaboo japanesewith the overseas wins and that bloodline it seems like a no-brainer, right?
Friendly reminder that it's No Nature November. She's banned for the next 2 CMs
>>5449561180 if you ask for a kick. if you can't get one I can save the spot though
>>544956142Interedasting. Guess I'll fuck around with some wit autism again, been a few months. Thank you!
>>544956187Imagine the interactions with Grass Wonder
whats that stuff they drape over the winning uma called?does the uma owner keep it? because i see a few jockeys ripping out the yellow part for confetti
>>544956041press wit, if no one's on wit follow riko/tazuna, press spirit explosion on speed/stam/power
>>544956149I don't think I've seen any family art of Cheval yet.
>>544956041I'm sure nip sites like game8 and gamewith 100% have it written already, but those sites usually will post them only when it's already legally available.
>>544956161211040878828>>544956239I'll ask danchou for a kick rn.
>>544955568*tips fedora*
>>544956201how could you say that to the sweetest uma alive?
>>544956303Kikuka Sho flowers
>>544956005he had a solid time too, for the naysayers
>>544955891Gold City is a compulsive tweeter
What breast size will Forever young be?
>>544956303winner's sashthe same thing you get for winning G1s in game
>>544956064it only takes around 600 stamina to get through spring tenno sho. that's not an excess of stamina, it's just a matter of getting it before senior year april. in ura, that requires compromising your deck, but in aoharu, when everyone's already using riko, it shouldn't set you back.
>>544956005interesting how close all the times are. no big innovations in horse-racing over the past two decades and no clear, genetic standouts.
fucker's bloodline keeps looming over JRA and uma musume goddamnwhen will it end?
gimme the orange wife spin-off, cygay
>>544955919all umas should have this body type
>>544956342sent anon.
Post something Royal.
>>544956303Predominantly a north american thing for high stakes races such as the triple crowns or the BCC, though im not certain if its become a thing overseas.Each race has a unique floral blanket generally.The kentucky derby for example is also called the "Run for the Roses" and the winner recieves a rose blanket.
>>544955919what is this phenotype called?
>>544949109Honestly I think I prefer fan depictions of Ebayan more than the official one. She look like North Flight from the silhouette...
>>544955626anyone who's telling you to just get 600 stamina probably doesn't realize McQueen needs a 1st place finish on tenno sho spring should be easier with CM5 but that's mainly the reason why you never saw her on CM3
My theory is that the 3rd Arc of the main story will be about a team of umas that traveled abroad to race
>>544956303In Japanese it's called 優勝レイ, so maybe something like victory banner.>does the uma owner keep it? Nyes. So you can see a wall lined with banners in some photo of very successful owner.
>>544956705
>>544956750first-rate
>>544956703Thanks, anon. Just sent my request to be booted so we wait
>>544956542>past two decadesSecretariat still holds the records for each the American Triple Crown races 50 years later
>>544956563>talks to you for 5 hours about the emotional and nuanced beauty of Radiohead before sitting on your face and suffocating youpotentially worth, not sure
I haven't played in like 10 days. Have I missed anything important?
>>544956750snu-snu
Will Forever Young jump scare you in the Breeders Cup scenario if they add one?
>>544956960>best thoroughbred horse in modern history is just bigger digitan with massive racksLmao
>>544956817McQueen has the easiest career in the game.
Am I wrong for always picking the 5 to all stats option at new years?
>>544956705Symboli Cutie
>>544957186
>>544955452only for dirt races though
>>544957239you're wrong for forgetting that the event is going to happen to resting the turn before.
>>544957239Yeah if I have full energy I'd rather take the skill points
>>544957239yea, it's better to train for 20+ stats instead of those measly 5 stats across the board
>>544957186The discussion is about Mile McQueen
>>544957304just dont put all your 3,000 fans on copeful stakes
>>544957321Just give her turf B and everyone will just run her anyways
>>544955713>photo finish 3rd against Sierra's 2nd in the derby>placed 3rd at the BCC last year while Sierra took the victory>finally wins a close finish against Sierra this year, who got secondIt was also Ebayan's final chance to finally beat him since Sierra will be retiring after this race.>>544956542Horse racing is a not time trial, dominant horses like Flightline(who also set the highest BCC lead) got held back at the end by the jockey since they already had double digit leads. He still had a total of 71L lead over 6 races despite it without getting whipped.
>>544957186she's fine as an ace, she's horrid with a parent deck.
>>544957367Assuming you mean to pick rest, I generally don't keep my energy super low anyway
>>544957374My point stands.
>>544956817Rice has the same career goal but we saw a few dreamers running her, and it's because she has C mile. McQueen's F is just too much of a pain in the ass.
Forever Young wins Breeder's Cup? Does this mean she is the best horse to breed?
>>544956705Royal you say?
>>544955626not sure how much aoharu helps with stam, but it's a bitch getting borrowed groundwork runs just to fail on tenno sho spring
>>544953273So bold
24 hour club suspension after leaving kinda sucks, all these runs not contributing to the fan count...
It would be great if specialty priority meant anything at all and my speed cards didnt fuck off the entire career
>medium S>fast learneroh fuck. oh shit. AHHHHHHHH
>>544957186>easiest career in the gamethat belongs to
>>544953785
>>544957863>rainbows start disappearingHappens to me all the time
>>544957863Now you just need the acupuncturist event and bofa event for the true luckGOD run
>>544957562yes, with me
>>544957865Nope, Bakushin is the easiest to raise, but she has gorillions of race objectives, so not the easiest.
>>544955919kingu will have no problem feeding our 10 children and myself
>>544957562He’s a gelding sadly
>>544957863hope your parent run works out
>>544957863I just got medium S and every rainbow disappeared from inspiration to URA finals
>>544958047She's the easiest to raise but at the same time it's impossible to reach her goals for ranking up her unique without doing some bonus races
>>544958091he is not?
>>544958091No he isnt.
>>544953785You pretty much can farm the entire cast for humor with the gate readying animation
>>544957186>>544957865every horse's career is the sameevery long/medium horse has the same 'career' racesevery medium/mile has the same setas does every mile/sprint
One pose I really like is one of Dober that looks like she is leaning in pain in the welfare chain event, on the first choice. I'm not sure why I like it.
>>544953583am i mogged. i feel like my daily borrow runs are like 250k each on a good day fan-wise
>>544958259its not funny though
I don't know why but of all races the Kikuka-Sho is the only one where I consistently don't get 1st place.
>>544957456https://youtu.be/F99dOD8_8BM>Life is Good and Flightline were running at a sprint pace and even faster than the mile race that day, all while on a medium trackStill one of the most kino Breeder's Cup Classic race
>>544958259>Taiki Shuttle arrives at the gate during a race>Camera pans from left to right, going over two small mob umas before settling on big ol' Taiki for just a second before changing framesit was so fucking funny and i wish i had the presence of mind to replay and record it
>>544958407if you looked at the numbers and results it should be pretty clear why
>>544956772i like this design they made for him, wish they had used this as inspiration
>>544957562He will birth a kentucky dahby winner, I want to believe
>>544958513Yeah but it happens regardless of the uma I use.
oh... my club, is discord invite and 1m fan quota now...
>Forever Young won the chrysanthemum race after Eri King jobbed in Kikuka Sho to Energico
>Ohtani jobbedYeah this feels right, anything for jap hors win
Is Medium S better than Turf S?
>>544958369depends on the distance (and surface-type) of the career. units heavy in medium/longs will generate more fans. i hit 350k on even ace runs for those types, units with lots of miles tend to need an extra G1 or two to hit 350+.
>>544958782yes, running distance gives a speed bonus while turf/track give power bonus
>>544955626>Didn't see her at all in CM3.On top of front groundwork+wit autismo, McQueen also has to deal with 1st place Tenno Sho Spring goal. I've tried raising her for 10+ borrows and every run either has bloated stam with shit speed, good stats without groundwork/greens, or I die to Tenno Sho. Hopefully the new scenario will save her, I have both of her versions on 4* but the original McQueen is probably the better choice.
S-surely they’ll finally add Real Steel in uma now that his son Forever Young and sister Loves Only You are already in too?
>>544958964>but the original McQueen is probably the better choice.Well Anime McQueen is a complete dumpster fire, so obviously original is better
>>544956563I'm afraid of her
All I ask for is sex with Mayano, is that too much to ask for?
Reminder that if you don't roll for Cafe in a month, you will lose this Cup
>>544959035What are his wins?
>>544959120im ready to lose one cup
>>544958369if you win all of the crown races (twice where possible) + junior G1s, there's 250k as a baselineif you can do miles you pick up another 40kthen add on race fan bonuses
>>544957926>>544958104>>544958138... it was as you said.
Do I need to run extra races as Mayano? I did Hopeful to get the 10,000 but will she fall short of main skill level ups if I don't do more?
If Transcend is my bro then why are her boobs so fucking BIG.
>>544959120Whales will have 3x gold stamina eater for this one, we're all cooked
>>544959120>cafe's evil kit on that CMcan't wait
>>544959120You didn't even check her kit before doing this post, right? Kek
>when Sierra Leone's spurt kicks in>when Forever Young still crosses the finish line first
S-so we're finally getting the rights to American horses now right?
>>544959120>spend thousands or tens of thousands of carats>to get maybe 1000 carats from winning one cupishygddt
>>544959253her unique doesn't work, just take the skill point bonuses
>>544959120good thing I already have Cafe and can use those skill hints on a good long runner
>>544959307>allow us your license your horses and these fucking idiots will donate you tens of thousands of dollars when it dies! they'll even take care of some of the upkeep costs when it gets older!
>>544959303cygames doesn't even have to frill up their scenario story for that one, the kinography wrote itself, ez
>>544959167Bunch of Arabian peninsula races. The arabs see Real Steel as the best Japanese horse btw, not horses like Deep or Orfe kek
>>544959341wait what? really?
>>544958964That's kinda scaring me off. I think even just getting GW package + Mile Spark is too much work.
>>544959480bit old and haggy
What do I do while I wait for unity?
>>544959527this is how someone old and haggy looks like
>>544959457I'm exaggerating, but it only activates when you have someone by your side for two seconds (?) on the final corner. Doesn't work if you're front runner because A&S, and it's hard to have someone by your side during red shift + SFV.That said, unique level ups don't really do much so don't stress about it
>>544959705parent farming
Secretariat is just a bigger Digitan with big tits in OL uniform
if you roll for cafe only for one CM you are S-O-U-L-L-E-S-S
*_____ you*
>>544959738Oh...Well, alright. Thanks.
>>544959705grind parents for virgo
>>544959705Spark farming.Power sparks get more and more valuable so try and fish for those.
>>544959120>IfThat implies I'm even considering not rolling for her
>>544959747that a thick fucking neck
>>544959167
i never want to hear about groundwork again in my life. every autist on the game heard about it and latched on desperately like it's one of the sonic amiibos they used to suck as a child after their mom stopped breastfeeding early. mfs will be losing an easy ass mcqueen run at the tenno sho because they can't manage a basic stam/speed balance and still their main concern is fucking groundwork. how about you try playing the game and maybe you'll win for once, no offence
I want to roll for eishin but I got burned by not getting amazon, brian, falcon, or seiun despite throwing 50 pulls at all of them when I could have saved and guaranteed the spark on at least one.
>>544959307Cygames has obviously been sponsoring foreign high profile foreign races to get the brand familiar to foreign race owners (and therefore get the rights to foreign horses).
Cute City
>>544959829power isn't that important
>>544959303>Too similar to Sunday Silence and Easy Goer's BC match>Sunday Silence was leading on the final stretch then Easy Goer's fast last spurt kicked inhttps://youtu.be/9hqZiTCQOFw?t=1m31sKino
>>544959937i didnt read any of that but it sounds like you're having a hard time, good luck
>>544959942sounds like a (You) problem tbhfam
>>544959997she finally loves herself
>>544960021Power is everything
>anything over 25% == rigged to failGetting really tired of this shit
>>544959303Will we get the actual Sierra Leone as an Uma or an Expy?
>>544960021It is when I'm running more wit cards in Aoharu
>>544960115how would you know when you didn't read it hmmm
>mackie is a dirtfagI blame Oguri for this
>>544959294retard
>>544960021>power isn't that important
What do the backgrounds for biggest fan and expert title look like? Do any anons here have em?
>>544960197sounds like a skill issue
>>544959937You're asking people to....think for themselves? Like actually?
>>544960317Who's the Vergil uma?
>>544960021yeah I also want my horse to never accelerate and lose speed on uphills
Most of my 3* sparks are stamina, I only have two 3* power sparks, will I be okay?
i like the part of the career where narita brian kills all the veteran racers with her bare hands and cannibalises their flesh
>>544949674I have one invite sent out already so there is one spot open
>>544955663Fuji post-race paizuris!
>>544959705Farm fans for your favorite
>>544959829I actually got another 3* power spark today , hopefully this trend will keep going
Grass....Failed the second infirmary b tw
>>544960629Just pack it up anon it's over
>>544959120I rolled for Heal Grass so I'm fine.
>>544960481i don't have good stam cards so when i'm not borrowing super creek i often lean hard on sparks and it works well, you just have to balance the deck to make up for it
>>544959120I will pull her and I don't even care for this gay cup
>>544960629>GrassIt was rigged from the start
>>544960601Anus Fujin
>>544960382BURY THE RICE
>>544959937Wow... a run that's immediately bricked when a certain skill doesn't show up.,, I wonder why it's the main concern...........
Cumming inside of Curren-Chan
>>544960739When does Heal Grass's ult get buffed so that her inherit is almost gold levels?
>>544960320
>>544960739the soulful choice
>>544960829you're awful at the game then
>>544960826Slut dog
>get decent inspirations>good stam, speed is looking good>rainbows dry up, Creek stopped her event a year ago
>>544960997canon
>>544960807
>>544960997what exercise is she doing?
>>544960904Thank ya
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KITASAN I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY BEST FRIEND WHY DIDN'T YOU GET ME YOUR CURVES ON MY GOD RUN
>Front runnerWhaleman's game>Pace chaserPoorman's game>Late SurgerGambleman's game>End CloserLazyman's game
>>544961078Leg extensions
FUCK OFF
>>544961182SHE'S COMING IN
>>544953583I can drop my id but I'd have to leave my club first Doxxogenesis had me at 1.4m per day.
>>544961182Time to get RICE'd
When will we get a groundwork card that can fit in a (front runner) ace deck?
>>544961182TOTAL TEIO DEATH
When does Teio become good for CM and not a complete waste of time like she usually is?
>>544961182kneel
>>544961032Can I get by without any recoveries as a late gambler, I got zero fucking recovery hints but I have 1200 stam+guts at least
>>544961367when you roll her new card in JP>but I meant the umalol lmao
>>544961290maru speed is within a year, isn't it?
Daiwa Scarlet seiyuu is leaving the companyhttps://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/5208fe82de6c525ea5bef9ab9d8de91f43d14a69Goodbye ichiban...
5 hours till akiten
>>544961367teio step is amazing tho
>>544961367Teio is peak oshigaming she will never be goodUnlike her new card, now that's a GOATed card
https://youtu.be/gOa75jae7eoNew WitGod in making?
>>544959035Hopefully if they start implementing international races. Then we can also get loves’ childhood friend march lorraine in too since she mentions both of them in her voice lines constantly
>>544961484No more daiwa sex???
>>544961290Falco card post buff I guessMaru Speed has it too but >one million hint fishing on an ace run
>>544961372you need 1200 stam+guts AND 1 gold minimum. that's assuming zero debuffs which lates eat every race.
>slop
>>544961484I don't get how this works. She's still going to VA just through a different company?
>>544961674yes
For...ev..ver..YOOUUNGGG
>>544961630Teio may be really bad but she isn't slop
>>544961523Damn, Teio's thighs look like this?
>>544961271>>544961283>>544961351>>544961369>distance'dThat was horrible, almost got riced as well but Teio remembered she had an ult3rd clock btw
>>544961271>>544961283>>544961351>>544961369takarazuka kinen 1995
>>544960904Based Bourbon ExpertFriendly reminder that if you have the title for:>Haguzensky>Oguri Plap>Dyke ScarletYou don't have the title, you're only the metafagging/soulless fan farmer expert.
Teio is a good girl and I'm tired of pretending she's not...
>>544961875What should have happened
>>544961875>soft rainingcan't be helped you got fucked by RNG on that race
>>544961902We don't talk about that
>>544961674She becomes a vtuber and starts doing cam shows as Daiwa Scarlet
>>544961967she's a good rapist
>>544961967Yeah, good at sex
>>544961875Fake, Rice should've assassinated Makween
>>544962069Until you break her legs
>>544949109Anikis? Almond Eye looks kinda weird here....
>>544961967Teio deserves and requires mind broken baby making sex
I need Teio sex
>>544962161Ricefags shouldn't get too cocky
>>544960904w-what does it mean to be an expert in/for/of a trainee?
>>544961523Why not? Is it her unique? What's so bad about her?
Teio!
>>544949109So anni horse won't be stay gold or almond eye but Forever Young?
>>544962354it means you know all of their events by heart.it means you have umapyoi'd their shoes.it means you know the exact shape and feel of all of their holes.
>>544962574love
>>544962610They'll probably release Almond Eye and show off what Forever Young looks like
>>544962441She only works as pace and she's outclassed in that regard.
Anon, are you ready for the 6th?
>>544962712Rape jouzu!
>In the middle of a perfect run>All necessary gold skills acquired, no losses>Year 3 Summer Ends>Fails a 1% chance>Great mood drops to Awful, -10 Speed>Fix that>Migraine Blues>Won't heal>Fails a 2% chance>Mood drops back to Awful, -10 SpeedWhat did she mean by this
>>544962759I'm excited. I invested into wit cards, I hope to see them pay off.
This is the run
Umamusume yearly lives would be better with the umas' 3D models instead of the actual seiyuus
>>544962610Forever Young reveal. Support card + Breeder's Cup scenario some time later. Trainee release 10th anniversary.
how many wit cards for unity is ideal?
>>544962882*TAPS*
>>544962441Not an accel so
Basashi has 3 spots open after kicking flatliners. Casual club, trade shoes and don't flatline the whole month.Send invite with /uma/ or post ID
>>544963040*flat lines 95% of the month*
>>544962882>>Fails a 1% chance>>Great mood drops to Awful, -10 SpeedAt least know the mechanics before making bait
>>544963126gamble don't overdo it is -3?
I'm not reading your green textMake it shorter and concise, I got things to do
>>544963038So what? Anon please finish your sentences
>>544963281I was writing a reply but decided not to reply, but forgot to erase the text before posting chibi windy
Are the Arc win the only thing jap still obsessed with? That like the only race left where they still don't a single win in
>>544963250Try again
What does "flatline" mean?Not play the game at all or the fangain performance is not improving?
>>544963525not playing the game
Dirt tracks irl are boring
>>544963250maths is hard
>>544963525you log in every day, collect your free shit then leaveyou're basically leeching your club and danchou should kick you without notice after the middle of the month so you can't get gibs from a new club
FlatlineFlatdick
>>544958751ohtani only "jobbed" after getting some all time records in the sport a day earlier thoughit was more like his team jobbed anyway
>>544950308>Gentilsex If you still have room and can guarantee a spot for me, I'll join. Did 70~ last month.
>>544959120Regardless of how good Cafe is, I was already planning to get her due to how good her race wear is.
>>544963525>What does "flatline" mean?Death on sight! Fucking leechers!
>>544963574>>544963681So I can just do dailies, do 3x career runs then fuck off until the next day and that's not "flatline"?
FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU
is there a better fan farmer horse than maru?she's so reliable with angling inherit
>>544963829If those 3x careers make enough for your club quota's or you're not just doing E rank Mcqueen runs that end at hopeless and not making any fans, yeah.
>>544963829Yup.
>>544961932Oguri is just warming up the bench for once Tama comes to my account bro
>>544963653Dirt tracks are kino under sloppy conditions.
>>544957456>photo finish 3rd against Sierra's 2nd in the derby>placed 3rd at the BCC last year while Sierra took the victory>finally wins a close finish against Sierra this year, who got second>It was also Ebayan's final chance to finally beat him since Sierra will be retiring after this race.Wait a second, the story is eerily similar to...
I'm watching the early races before the Tenno Sho. Is it normal for debut races to be won by margins like this?
>>544963829if you're getting the fans your club expects from them then yes
>>544963968It's just casual runs running all possible G1s that gain around 300k-400k per run, so 900k to 1200k per day I guess
How's the CM team coming along?
It's 2 weeks till CM5, why are there no CM5 lobbies?
>>544963829>do 3x career runs then fuck off until the next dayDoing this means you're already better than 90% of my "A-rank" club. Yes, the standards are THAT bad.
>>544964101if the other horses were jobbers yeah
>>544964119Yeah, you will be fine in any club that doesn't have a quota higher than that.
>>544964119GOLDSHIPGET ME THAT TOREINA
>>544964101there's a reason your debuts are filled with NPCs.
>>544964101>the birth of new oguri cap on the same day as ebayan bc classic winkino
>>544964184>Still playing CMngmi.
>>544964184No point making aces before the new scenario comes out
>>544964119if by chance you are looking for an A rank club leave your ID
>>544964101any uma pedigree from the winner?
>>544964119that's what i do and i get 40m per month kek
BOSS, DO YOUR JOB! FILL THE CLUB!
I spent 80 rolls to get Eishin and failed. My rolls were gone in a flash
Read up anons...you wouldn't want to be caught unprepared for the Unity Cup release. Right?https://gametora.com/umamusume/aoharu-hai
>>544964184CM5 was a month ago anon
>>544964627>leader has Healer Grass on the profileBased Danchou
>>544964471Meisho Kakuuchi, sire is Espoir City.
>>544964656
>>544964660>readingfucking NERD
>>544964656i don't like your jokes rudolf
>>544964746Luna wouldn't say this
>>544964660I'm a vibe torena. I train by vibes.
>>544964831She would, once I told her to.
>>544964615
>>544964862Do you put them up your ass? How many? Maximum intensity? Just asking for a friend...
>>544964746>>544964790
lol
>>544961967>>544962069>>544962210why is there so many yandere Teio anyway? I thought being yandere it's Curren chan's shtick
>>544965038My wife is SUPER cute and SUPER FUNNY!
>>544965086that last one is abuse teio
When is the Forever Young movie?
>>544965053>this designfucking yugioh ass
>>544965086Every umamusume has the potential to be a yandere toreina
>>544965239>
>>544965252sex with brown anime girls
>>544965086cause during her extra training event she gets jealous after seeing that her trainer is still watching other umas
How does Rudolf has attracted many waifufags despite being so serious and manly?
>>544963965S Maru
>>544964728ah of course... the best dirt gyaru gen kicked in
>>544965345gap moe
Every umamusume has the potential to be a slut
>>544965345She's serious but has a soft and cute side. That's like the easiest combo you could ever serve up.
>>544965239I know you all hate goldship but she exists
>>544965424This ultra smart anon gets it!
every umamusume has the potential to be a fatty
>>544963653Dirt tracks are the most aesthetically kino
Which Umas have kidnapped, forcibly coerced,or threatened people to become their Torenas
>>544949109Dirt umas WILL get respect now that Japan has won the Breeder's Cup Classic.
>>544952115>few monthsKitaran? Or are people who don't have MLB just subhuman?
>>544965596
>>544965474Her VA also voices Texas in Arknights. She's so stoic in arknights is funny to hear her being cute.
>>544965596I hate fatties
>>544964101It can happen, aye. But then these hors that won by a large length will have to face other hors that also won by a large margin, then on and on until you only have the best of the best left for the classic graded races.
>>544965053Poor girl
>>544965732>She also does this other thing that no one ever playedDon't careDidn't askGo awayYes I'm serious cuz I never touched that shit nor do I care toVoice actors do other things, we know.
>>544965445I like the slut sisters
>>544965445Sex with Aniki>>544965941Sex with her huge headed sister
I'm done with my Libra cup parents.Time to start grinding my Virgo aces, and by grinding I mean half ass them because miles are big gay.
>>544965656
>>544966079Libra?
>>544963829yeah that's enough for an A club. The real gap doesn't show up until competing for S
>>544964956
>>544965596Hishi Miracle should swim, that FAT FUCK
>>544966079wait I forgot you can't grind aces until unity cup comes outwhat am I supposed to do now>>544966151the cool cup after Virgo
>>544965732She has a lot of range in general, even within AK she sounds really different voicing both texas and kroos
I got to touch Cryptogram!
>>544965861You are so mad it's hilarious
>>544966274You die. Simple as.
>>544965672>Or are people who don't have MLB just subhumanYes
>>544966387honse
>>544966274work on your milestones for carats, get bond levels, etc
>>544966387Hmmmm honse
>>544966387that's a good looking uma
>>544965861I careI askedI'll stay Arknights is funVAs are funMilf horses are funThis horse's VA also voices El Condor PasaFun things are fun
>>544966387cute
I have 18k carrats.Should I pull for NN SSR?I have KB at max and LB2 SC
>>544965656Satono familly tradition
>>544966552You need 60k carats to pull on a card banner, you're a bit short.
>>544965484I like all of the stay gold family. Their designs are definitely some of the most unique ranging from 'Bum-Ass Uma', 'That One Cunt', and my favourite, Kino from Kino's Journey.
GOLDSHI GAME
>>544966552>do you have 30k+ carats, ideally 60k>do you frequently run late surgers>do you frequently run late surgers that aren't Grass and City>do you have Kitasan>do you have Kitasan, but plan to be hyper competitive in the next four CMsif the answer to any of these is no, then don't pull on natie
>>544965484A reminder that Goldship's umanko is so good you wouldn't be able to get hard unless it's her when she's done with you
>>544966516Where is the collab...I require more Zofiatent...
>>544965596yeah when they are pregnant
>>544966775>do you have Kitasan, but plan to be hyper competitive in the next four CMsdon't* plan to be competitive
>>544966140why would you rename this webm
>>544966723>december dominationAIIIEEEEEEE
>>544966652What's crazy about Festa? Is she just homeless?
>>544965656Dream Jounery and Sirius
>>544967048fake and gay
>>544966854As A fellow Zofia enjoyer. ngl I want the Nearl family uma collab. Yes, even make Mlynar a uma.
>>544967093gake and fay
>>544967048>/uma/ keep or glue?
>>544967048>triumphant pulseinto the trash.
>>544967048Yeah that totally happened
>>544967048Weakest parent in an /uma/ lobby
>>544967048>>544967146Glue
>>544967048Go again
>>544967048post code if you want to be believed
>>544966996>rough delinquent boy meets a high class eloquent girl
>>544967048I believe you, nobody would lie about this on the internet
How come Ryan is not considered meta as an ace if half of the umas borrow her ult? Doesn't it have higher numbers on her?
>>544967048>groundworkwortheless
>The hot spring scenario's auto-farming factor loop is just way too awesome, you can snag almost all the skills you want on top of running SR formations like crazy to get every single G1 and still guaranteed to reach UE, I can never go back to the deserted island life now, thanks for everything so far, Tucker-san The settings are these for now
>>544967048The percentage of this happening must be mathematically mind boggling
If I want to make an ace nature, what uniques and golds should I be striving for?Is shooting for victory worth it? Can she reach 5th place by the final corner? She has horrible affinity with Taiki, only 9, and turns every grandparent to no more than +8 affinity. Is letspump worth it?Could I just shoot for super high power and turf S and focus on powerful speed uniques like BTEDM, teio step, and t pulse?Is On Your Left worth striving for when she has to use Tickezo guts card to get it? I don't think fast and furious is worth it since it's identical to professor of curvature just a different activation time.Any mandatory skills I don't know about?
>>544967284wdym she IS meta
>>544967351well going off of the statistics and rough mathit'd be about a 1 in 317,000,000,000,000 chance
>>544967284>no stamina growth>lates don't have access to a good, second recovery>lates get molested by debuffersand yet, the donkey is still very high in potential for aces.
>>544967284she's so meta that she makes other lates worth usingher only flaw is that she needs help with miles and there's a lot of other strong mile lates
>>544966552Let your impulsive side go wild, see where that gets you
>>544967363you will need this in neicha's case
>>544967048Is it sad that I know immediately that you're a lying nigger because greens will never show up that low in the spark list?
>>544967048FUCKING TRASH
woooooooooooooow
if you request the annoying bakushin song on the jukebox ill remove you from my friend list
>>544967568he's a lying freak but fucking1* guts AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>544967578Your danchou would understand if you gave up there
Uma girls should look like this.
Nice shop fag, check alignment next time
>>544967586that's fairI'll request the good bakushin song then
I've seen this thing win 3 rooms nowWas /uma/ gaslighting about stamina for the 1000th time?
>>544967880horrifying
>>544967841Midget
>>544968001I love the director.
>>544967953What is the issue? 800 + 1 gold recovery = 660 + 2 gold recoveries
>>544967767shut up
>>544968110I want to bully her and make her cry.
where is she going
>>544968194This angers the Tazuna.
>>544968232No tits but look at those ass lines...
>>544958091Japan has huge breeding market unlike hongkong, they even kept the balls of dangerous horses like dream journey for that easy stud money, gelding would be stupid
Is Vodka not worth training as a parent? Planned on training her for Oguri but she's forced to run different races than everyone else.
>>544967953700/350 + 1 gold is enough to survive without rushed/debuffs so 2 golds is way more than enough
>>544968232Why does she have all that Tenno Sho (Spring)
>>544965345She acts prim and proper but in reality is a giant dork.
>>544967953Yes but also no. The less stamina (and guts) you have, the more gold recoveries / the recoveries you'll need accounting for debuffers and the length of the track.I think the only time you'd MAYBE want like 1k+ stamina (including guts) is if you're running a 3200 with heavy conditions and rain and you're running a Pace Chaser
how many umas have nick names like Luna chan
>>544965345She's cool and cute
>>544968283leave Tazuna to me
>>544968232I'm going to fap to this ass.
>>544965345She's dadcore in the body of a mature girl.Anons with family issues never stood a chance.
>>544968674that is not contradictory
>>544964929
in CM, what does the 1st place position get again?as in 1st slot of your 3 acers
>>544968962nothing, only TT has benefits for the ace
Could someone explain why do I need 2 frontrunners if I plan to use summer maruzensky?
>>544968962That's the waifu slot. It's where I put Scarlet.
>>544968839Maruzensky so cute.
>>544969065You'll be overtaken by pace chasers if you're the only front runner in the race. Even with 2 front runners you sometimes just get fucked.
>>544968450No, her unique isn't really good on anyone. Unless she gets like godly sparks from your casual runs I'd only use her as an ace
tenno sho in 3.5 hours right? what's the stream?
>night owl mood down 3 turns in
>>544969065if you're the only front in the race they'll go into "cruise control" and not really try to build a huge leadyou need to have some good distance from the back or else oguri cap (as in peak) will pass you up instantly
>>544968450it's a worse Triumphant pulse (both in terms of numbers and activation condition), so if you want a unique like it you're better off just using Oguri
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>>544968839>Something something>HAHA ANONS WITH FAMILY ISSUESWhat do you faggots ALWAYS have to project so fucking hard when you see something other people like, thinking it's some sick burn?>Oh, you like a thing? FAMILY ISSUES LMAO!
>>544969661NTA but that's OTC Freudian psychology.You getting mad at him is an interesting response though.
>>544954065There's more money involved in Breeder's Cup but it's paid attention to more by insiders to the industry.By far the more famous/prestigious race is the Kentucky Derby. Even people with zero understanding or interest in horse racing know about it and will often tune in to watch, it's got way more cultural cache than the breeder's cup, like the thing that literally made Hunter S Thompson famous and kick-started Gonzo journalism was his unhinged coverage of the before and after of the Derby in his home town of Louisville.
>>544955478>and Tazuna crashed and burned in her career and hides her identity nowTokino Minoru was an undefeated Double Crown winner who died from tetanus a mere 10 days after the derby
>just woke up and read the newsDIRTBROS WE ARE SO BACK!