>Elden Ring Tarnished Edition delayed to 2026https://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1981360180580217143>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1024>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and trickshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>544824883
first for John Bloodbornethis game is fun now that I'm giving it a proper try instead of rushing through it headlong to my death while at a friend's place, it only took 10 years to get back to it and on PC
gg normal bugsi did not have the FP for ED
>>544932015I had like 6 starlight shards, just bonk the merchant and ping, GG
>>544932015gg bugs, i had plenty of shards so we could have manged it if ed
gg heolstor
>>544932178it would be rude of me to demand more star shards when there's a second caster on the team
Also what the heck causes Gnoster to just float out of melee range without going to the ground? I was basically just having a staring contest with him for a few minutes before he deigned to touch the floor.
>>544932819regular bugs has moth flying most of the fight, in ED he floats closer to the ground
>>544933010Goes to show you how often I attack Gnoster in regular bugs I guess, thank you.
>>544931757Do you know about the righteous and serrated weapons?
gg thunder lizard
>>544933442Uh I got a saw spear while exploring the sewerI did see something in the description about 'drawing beast blood', is that some hidden damage buff against beast-types like Black Knight weapons in Dark Souls having a hidden 50% damage bonus to demons?
>>544933580gg adelaide
>>544933651Serrated weapons deal something like 15-20% more to beasts. Righteous ones specifically nuke a handful of specific enemies. Church Spear is Righteous AND Serrated. Any weapon with sawlike properties or "anti beast" lore is like this.
horsey, why do you jump so far away and then start your incant at the same time as I buff my weapon
>>544933798*church pick
>>544933836why aren't you queuing with erg though
sorry I could not find negation at full for the life of me and got chain clapped into that last res in his face when he did the gigaslam
>>544933994cuz I want comfy D3 games
>>544933798>>544933967good to knowwent and spent the upgrade mats on the hunter axe though, so I'm using that for a while, love that spin 2 win move too much
>>544934050same also I apparently don't know the range on rev ult
>>544934287axe is very very good
is there a mod that visually removes downed teammates from your screen
>>544934717ask libra
Just let us die already holy Christ>>544934674Awesome
does improved atk power at full HP from the sword talisman (10%) stack with an atk power at full HP (10%) from a weapon?
a perma 3bar shitter rev will be queueing shortly
>>544936964Yes
slow day today holy fuck
>>544937038cool, thanks
>>544936987Lotus pls no
>>544937195lotus is alright wdym
>>544936987gremlin...
kill me
>>544936987shifty...
what a lovely round of bugs this is
gg adel again stupid dinosaur
>>544937890correct
cursed run. i blame shifty personally
my wending grace didn't activate, fuck
please pick a way to do damage and just do that, you absolutely cursed this run with your zdps.
>>544938032gg, noob ass dino can't even 1 bar scrubs nowadays
>>544938178muh
>>544938560your computer crashed again, which caused the rise orbs not to spawn and probably cursed it at the end there too
>>544938852correct, i dont know what only nightreign crashes like thisI'll need to do more troubleshooting i guess...
>>544938287name?
>>544936012One final tip if you aren't awareTransform attacks are very very very good. They usually have R1 type framedata but with R2 level damage. An ideal combo on some weapons [not all transform attacks are made equal] is R1, L1, R1, L1. Consider this: '>Serrated weapon bonus - 20%>Transform Attack Bonus - 30%>Saw Spear is serrated in both trick and untrick forms [saw cleaver is only serrated when short]>You could stack some fire damage on top for even more anti-beast goodnessYou can REALLY fuck beasts in the ass if you know what's what.
>Epic servers downOkay
>>544938287qrd so I don't do that accidentally?
GGs GigaCaligo. Fuck Godfrey and his insta-whirlwind.
gg ED caligosnice crystal cancel with the dog form that was cooli am more confident that i can shatter her armour with magic too
Fuck you Skorvan unblock me coward
the evasion curse kinda singlehandedly ruins this entire godroll relic huh
>>544940220funny thing is if you try to immunity restage it then it still hits because the damage lasts long enough and then the stagger lasts long enough that you get hit by the second whirlwind
>>544940320Shut the hell up idiot
gg ED caligo, one of these days I'll get a non basic bitch fire spell again
>>544940320Link steam so I can unblock you
>>544940345>Needing to spam rolls>Getting hit even if that is necessaryIt's a hard hit but I think it's workable. Block more.
>>544940320Nope. So long as I see schizoid posting about me, i'll continue to keep my block list nice and tidy.
>>544940527>>544940527>>>544940320https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198129380048/
>>544940589 I quit out 1 time because I was mega eepy and you guys were fucking around like 5 minutes, now get over it please
>>544940597another one to the blocklist
>>544940817block THIS nigga
>>544939873It kicked me out of a game but I got back in after restarting and waiting a couple minutes
>>544940589Also you started with the schizoposting after we lost that 1 Augur with zorbjeet you idiot, how the fuck are you higher than me in the niggerlist when you were jobbing to normal augur
Why does Trish insult people while telling them to unblock him? If you're asking people for a favour the least you can do is be polite. Not even the first time he's pulled this shit either.
>>544940767The only person I ever blocked for leaving was Trish, and like I stated the other night, they left as soon as we were flying down into the map and proceeded to spend the next half-hour flaming me in the thread while me and the other guy won against ED Hotdogs. I'm not going to unblock you Trish, and after every interaction I'v seen with you and anyone else in these threads, I feel like I'm better off for it.
>>544941182Because the people LOVE me more you fucking shitter!
>>544941370That's fake the only match I've quit out from was a Heolstor that you lost
>>544932438Maddy...
>>544941182>>544940597Nah my schizoguard is going strong>>544941345low iq brown behavior>>544941379no one loves you, not even your mother. cardboardcupcake kind of simps to you but that fat trannoid slut does that to everyone because he would take any amount of dick he could get
>>544940597Wow you guys are fucked in the head you know that?
>>544940345I've got a relic with repeated evasions on it and you just get used to it after a while, EXCEPT if you're playing duchess.
>>544941182Trish that's the best part about all of this. I didn't even make that initial post you claim I made. I literally only ever post GGs in these threads. Someone even fucking mentioned it in that very thread that you were replying to someone who never typed it out in the first place. You're aggressions to me are misguided, I assure you. I didn't make a post after we lost that Augur and I'v never badmouthed anyone when we lose. I simply don't post anything or at the very least a nice try/gg post.
>>544941598Stay mad and bad ill always be more popular than you!
>>544938852>>544938973>>544938178my game crashes about 70% into the loading bar and it seems to be only when i'm blue, and only sometimes does it do it. I have reinstalled the game, verified the game, updated drivers, rolled drives back, tried with shadowplay on and off, even restarting the game after every match. It happens like 30% of the time when i'm chosen to be blue. I cannot for the fucking life of me figure out why it does it. It's the only game i've ever had this kind of issue with.
>>544941651Well my bad I guess
Stop engaging with trish's delusions and queue>>544941849Are you alt tabbing or something during the load ins, maybe?
>>544941847Explain why no one has a problem with me and no one has me blocked then? I'm fairly new and bad at the game too (ok maybe not as bad as you) but the point still stands, you're an insufferable faggot no one likes to play with, even zorban sighs and dies a little inside every time he's matched with you and not someone better. Face it, no one likes you so just fuck off and drown a toaster already.
You guys are literally pussies
get outdragonned stupid bitch, be ED next time
gg normal caligo
You can't block people in real life
>>544942817Your restraining order, sir?
>>544942554>>544942672gg caliga
which relics do u guys like the most the pointy ones or the rounded ones?
gg adel
1/3
>>544943353GG, i'll take the free points every once in a while>>544943121egg shaped has the best aestheticthen pointy tower-like onethen round one
>>544943353gg mystery adel
>>544943121the green color is pretty.
>>544941849well nice to know we have the exact same issue, I wonder what causes it
is my wife
>>544942357Name? For the block list
Why did they think splitting Caelid in two would be a good idea?
>>544944103what's even worse is that normal caelid has early-mid game scaling and dragonbarrow has ultra late game scaling, lmaothey're right next to each other and you basically can't tell them apart
>>544941345I know they're not gonna unblock me because they're little spermies so might as well
>>544943776terr
>>544941569Kys schizo
ggs ED caligoi saw that ult miss kek
didn't pay attention to caligo doing the blizzard award
>>544943121Round ones! Donuts…
gg dargon, I still have no idea how to read dancer's bullshit, I remember oneshotting him when I first played ds3 and I never bothered to learn the moveset.
stop giving me crystal staves with good passivesstop giving me crystal staves with good passivesstop giving me crystal staves with good passivesi hate it i hate it i hate it
>>544945551you WILL become chinese and you WILL enjoy it
>>544945329it's basically tradition at this point for every erg wylder to miss their ult
>>544941370Who else do you have blocked?
>>544942908They can bypass those with hacks (lawyers)
>>544941370>>544941345>>544941598absolutely blew out the ESL brownoid's asshole well done
>>544942112I'm not, i've tried that off and on too. I really don't know what's causing it.
>>544937894sure thing>>544939873>shitpic deserved
>>544932438This picture is so cute. Is that supposed to be Fulghor?
gg grumpy lizard
>>544938852>>544938973>>544941849>>544944103>>544944226Japanese game design and software is truly without equal…
queue up please
>Regular LibraI was hoping for ED, but GG, smooth run
>>544946482gee gee
gg libra sorry for lagging behind so much
Legit questionWhy do you keep playing this game?
>>544946886are you still in queue?>>544947112i enjoy it?
>>544942817But can you parry them?
>>544947112I don’t? I’m just waiting for the next big reveal at this point
sorry I was really hoping the north boss would be decent and idk what the fuck happened with the dragon, also rolled wrong on P2 and got raped by fissures
You got raped by both phases nigga
>>544947112Fun things are fun.The only reason I stopped replaying Elden Ring is because of riding Torrent for 10 years every run, this game skips that.
>>544948887this. thanks to Nightreign I don't have to touch elden shit ever again
Just released, I played that entire run, and my monitor changed itself to 60Hz. Why does starting new save on Shitereign do that every time? I was wondering why it felt like sluggish dogshit. more so than usual that it.
>>544947112It's really fun. It's fun that every run is slightly different, but also familiar enough that it's not overwhelming. Combat is fun, trying to make a good build with what you find is fun, farming for relics is fun. That said, I haven't had enough energy to play much recently. I'm trying to find another game to play that's easy and cozy, but I get too sleepy unless I'm murdering constantly.
gg cold dogsstacked run with enough hp, negation and damage to take down ED dogs 3 times over and it's all for nothing...
>>544949342They really need to make a depth above 5 that's all ED.
>>544945696You do realize targets move, and it's the ult with the least range, right? You're playing a character with an ult that has more range and doesn't need to hit a target.
>>544949575i'm worried if the DLC comes out and it's all locked to base game it'll be so boringhope they double everything depths, give up 3 more relic slots with 5 more depth levels that guarantee ED at depth 10
>>544949575I’d really love if they added more different adventures like back to back bosses
>>544950198that'd be sicki'd want to try a boss rush mode or something but i doubt they'll ever do that
>>544949575That doesn't even sound fun. Imagine getting ED Augur 6 times in a row and never fighting heolster
>>544950472ED augur would have reduced spawn chance and holster would have increased spawn chance retard
With the amount of ergies I've seen job to depths Heolster he basically has honorary everdark status in my book
Every time the Hand of Malenia drops I just look in disgust and wonder why it wasn't a Rivers of Blood, why is it so fucking trash
>>544951017They should have given the L2 lifesteal. Instead they just gave you yet another unstackable source of partial hp rest
i was hoping for everdark doggies but that run was also kinda painful so it was probably good it wasnt everdark
>>544951370You can't handle everdark doggies
>>544950972>job to depths HeolsterYou mean shape of night? KEKAROO
Only a few hours into NightreignAre any of the relics that the jar sells worth it or should I just dump my murk into fashion?
>>544951017It's pretty good. It has really long range for a katana and deals more damage than any other so it's objectively the best for R1s/R2s. Sure the L1 leaves you very vulnerable but it can put in very good damage against stunned enemies (like after the nightlord gets stancebroken and is locked in the crit animation).
>>544952082Most of them are pretty bad. Just do your characters rememberance quest. You can just combine your quest relics and the boss relics and end up with a pretty good set most of the time.If you want to relicmax just spend it all on the gacha relics.
>>544950972It’s always funny when ergies talk shit about fulghor but you always see meltys over losing to him and nameless king in these threads and I’ve seen multiple highly rated anons job hard to both versions
>>544931427Reforged next update when
>>544952314i cant handle nameless king. he's like BBH but he doesn't have any abusable moves like the shield slam. I just play like a coward and try to bring a spammable ranged ash of war or pulley crossbow into the fight
>>544952314its mostly free but if no one has a lightning weapon the shit can really hit the fan
I'm perfect 100% of the time never went down or took a hit in my life shut the fuck up nigel
>>544952242Phenomenal, now I won't feel like I'm wasting my murkThanks Anon
I think I'm just gonna go to bed today was fucking awful
I recognize that bulge!
>>544952712what happened
>>544952082forget relics exist until you've done all EDs and are D3focus on understanding weapon passives and routingdon't play raider or guardian
>>544952842Just been playing horribly all my games
>>544952082The green one that is fp for rises/fp for 3 stave/magic attack is the only one I remember being good. The yellow evergaol one is a pretty good early slot filler.The Maris relics are basically essential for depths on squishies and the caligo relics are pretty solid.>>544952464Honestly Nights Calvary, Freya, Nameless and Fulghor seem to be the bane or erg nowadays
>>544952798Brynhildr is...CUTE!
>>544952918>The green one that is fp for rises/fp for 3 stave/magic attack is the only one I remember being goodisnt that from the signboard?
>>544952484if nobody has lightning then someone needs to be on charged attack dutyproblem is that when he runs away from said person the others usually don't bother trying to do that job instead
>>544952907its ok anon we all have bad daysgo get some rest tomorrow will be better
>>544952242i thought all the epic gamerdudes said relicmaxxxxx why did you spell it right you must be fit and attractive in this sea of ugly whales
>>544952082I would save all my murk until I knew what sort of relics to look for if I got isekaid into a nightreign newb
>>544952869>forget relics exist until you've done all EDs and are D3retarded advice
reddit birdjeets getting what they deserve
>>544953131why are birds so bad at heolster its like they havent figured out which attacks they can block yet
>>544952869>don't play raider or guardianGuardian was a lot of fun but Raider has been kind of rough desu, I'll be glad to be done with his Remembrances>>544952918>fpI haven't played Recluse or Revenant yet, I'll make sure to grab that one when I start their Remembrances>>544953097Yeah, but I get random relics all the time and most of the ones in the store seem to be worse or equal to what I get at the end of a run, at the cost of murk as well
>>544952798Brynhildr is... too conceitedCorrection needed
>>544953328Which attacks can you block. I'm guessing the big blue dash just goes through and the giga slam is too powerful but idk what else I dont play the indian toon
>>544952464The Elden Sissiy kneels to Peak Souls 3 BAWSes. Also, he has plenty of punishable moves, stop using slow weapons on a nigga you can't trade with in Depths.
>>544953328Its just a mental illness from 1 anon. We use it as a canary in a coalmine (kek) to see if he's here.
i am once against asking you to queue up for the video game
>>544953637I don't play the shitty bird I don't know I just see them falling left and right during heolster
>>544953131I remember a D5 rando run vs ED adel where one picked bird. I was still new to depths and did shit damage while they did zero. We got to adel at level 10 and the bird got ate so much by adel the fight lasted like 20 minutes. That run has stuck in my head while the countless runs where I’ve rolled the bosses in less than 20 seconds haven’t meaning it must have value and q dodging is cringe
>>544952798Brownhildr is... heccin' VALID.
>>544953669I've SL1'd him in DS3. It's completely different.
>>544953693dude what the fuck are you talking about holy shit go outside
>>544953693
>>544953629Before depths came out the entire community had a blindspot to weapon passives because they were focused on relic autism and none of it really mattered yet.
>>544953693Don't do this to him you'll trigger a jeet/brown session.
>>544953131zorban trying to queue on erg
>>544953629Watching this anon correct another cocky brat
Shit wylder
>>544953629Leave her alone
Spoopy
>>544953835NK himself is exactly the same with maybe a new move on top of the King of the Storm bird which is that wing flap wind wave? What IS different (downgraded) is the player's base movement in Elden Ring, i.e the roll, speed of most attacks, which is what you are noticing. That's not including the surge sprint, of course. There's a lightning slam he does in phase 1 that I can reaction roll every time in DS3, but in Elden shit it catches me because the mid roll is dogshit in ER and doesn't have enough frames for that attack.
>>544954078I did not experience this at all. They are literally two seperate mechanics entirely. People with normal functioning brains can think about more than one thing at a time.
>>544954078I thought everyone here was stacking damage negation from items before depths wtfnot like I looked at inventories but that's why I shilled the evergaol meta, offense from relics and defense from items etc.
>>544953131Pretty fucked up of acejeet to rage quit on him like that
>>544954409I always took one negation before depths even if it was just a white successive/charge negation one. Now I'll take as much as I can get. Casters don't deserve negation though.
>>544954112Its happening
>>544954409Most of the regulars here went into most nightlords with like 3 weapons in their inventory and 3 barred regularly until evergaol meta started getting the average idiot questioning how passive worked
>>544954567Shut up 0 damage meleesissy, we need the negation because we're carring the whole teams DPS
>>544954725No.
>>544954761you stand like 50 miles away and have the best negation passive in the game (spell negation)
>>544954409People only needed to do that with Everdark Gladius's debut because he hit the hardest. People started stacking dmg negation and fire damage negation for him. Both of his fights are very much a tutorial, ED version being a wall for the Depths and how to build for it basically. Nothing did high NG++++ tier damage in base runs for the most part, outside of Heolstor and Fulghor nukes. People didn't need to stack dmg negations at least from what I saw, because the dmg wasn't bloated yet.
go live zorbjeet
>You only lose 50 points for a depths-/+2 matchI thought you guys said you win 50 but can lose the normal amount. kekw
>>544954725>>544954902I wonder just how many shitposts were made of people dying and they simply didn't have any damage negation items lmao
>>544955076Why?
>>544955076As you command
>>544954902Before ed gladius the only person I saw passive maxxing was that one guardian player, which makes sense since he was working with guardian
>>544955728Nah, everyone was doing it. Its how almost everyone learns about different values stacking. This was before everdarks even existed.
>>544955728I was stacking ranged shit for Ironeye and guard-related shit for Birdman and exejeet. I don't recall what I stacked for Wylder, but that was the beauty of him, you could use whatever and adapt on the run, not I run specific thrusting sword/board and fists Wylder. The boss's weakness and getting good weapons took the precent back then, and passives kinda took a back seat with home people I guess.
Ever felt the urge to bust a hate-nut on a leftist bitches face? I get that from that wraff cunt. She needs a good BWC dicking to reset her libtard brain.
Ok time for another game. Please enter the queue.
>>544955457Not as many as you’d think, you would see the odd post about the likes of iron eyes or executors who only had their starting weapon in their inventory.>>544954902I’d say it was more ED Caligo that people started clueing onto passives with things like frost resist and general resistance up being talked about. I’d also think I’m right in saying that’s when evergaol meta stopped being a niche thing people hated to something they just ran. Then you have the progression into ED Maris where people started to understand skill attack up and affinity attack up in passives but less so since people didn’t really play Maris and then ED Libra I think more people began to understand the strength of good passives but still didn’t really understand negations. ED gladius probably is the reason the average pre depths player understood the importance of negation.
>>544956346yeah. idk what it is about wraff. she surpasses my cringe tolerance by a mile.
>>544956515Oh, I still find her cring,e but something about her triggers my infernal hate-lust.
>>544950024They won’t and that’s exactly what will happen lmao
>>544956479Not reading all that
ggs bugswhat was with that retarded libra fight call? the circle's about to show up and we're at the edge of the map, why waste time fighting libra for a trinket when we haven't even done castle basement or roof yet? not to mention the circle's on the other side of the map and bryn i know you use the seed revealer so it's just a retarded call
GG bugsquadgot a near CHINAkino relic for the 'duch
>>544956479>you would see the odd post about the likes of iron eyes or executors who only had their starting weapon in their inventoryThat was usually randoms, though people would make fun and tard-wrangle anyone doing that /here/ way before Deep of Night came out.
>>544952082> Only a few hours into NightreignSo sorry to hear that>>544956346>>544956515>>544956748It’s all true. Those kinds of girls are also usually the ones who want that the most.
>>544955827Is this why we have a bunch of infographics that are fucking wrong from that era?
>>544956859honestly i don't know, i just follow whoever i'm closest towe probably have some deep-seated hatred for the goat
>>544957009Yes. You are trying to rewrite a history no one is agreeing with. You are obviously wrong.
>>544957009Succ AND charge both apparently only stack with different tiers. Relics.pro and the spread sheet both say different shit
>>544956859There's 0 point in fighting Libra. Just go kill a scarab bug. Same rewards.
>>544956859brynhildr pulled this shit on us too, was insistent on fighting field libra in the fucking rot forest while we didn't get the blessing yet. couldn't kill half the forest bosses because of that and we wiped to draconic sentinel. do not listen to this guy's pings
>>544956346all the time, but only if they have this specific look>short black hair>glasses>some tattoosi don't know what triggered this fetish of mine but i'll probably marry a bitch that looks like this and is a leftist
>>544949189Japanese programming>>544953046*jizzes on both nyans*>>544953086That’s not how this works >>544953131So true!!!
>>544956859Are there people here who don't check the seed at d5? If you use gaols then you owe it to your team
>>544953693>>544954112What does this even mean
>>544957392it's a half cheat i don't use it and i don't like when my team uses it
>>544957305I don't really care but I had a funny game with shifty and bryn>One of them has Less Likely (idr who)>They trigger the Libra fight>He fucking warps to me and 1shots me while I'm a mile away tinkering with my inventory waiting for the night 1 mobs to spawn
>>544957482The way I see it if the b-team is going to fuck the players over as much as possible then I will use all information available to fuck over the game. That being said I usually don't make any sus pings or calls I just ping easy gaols if we are close to one.
>>544957000>So sorry to hear thatWhy? It's been great
Triple wylder mains
Triple shit
>>544957308You're making me think of that Lacey Green hoe and bitches with a septum-piercing (needs correcting)
>>544957392This shouldn't even be an option but B team didn't do their job and make a real randomizer
>>544957753b-team?either way all it does is save 10 seconds checking castle basement and 20 seconds + a key making the decision to run away from a bad gaol day 1you really don't need it
>>544958078>All it does is save time and resourcesYes. Good job anony you figured it out.
>>544957895I look like this
>>544957895*breeding sows to restore the clan
>>544958181the game isn't sweaty enough to half cheat for 10-20 seconds and if it's a bad gaol you can go back to it the next day anyway
AIIEEEE
i am complete dogshit sorry guys i should have just ulted
>>544957115I am certified unemployed and been here 24/7 since day 0If people were using them they weren't in my games and people 100% were not talking about it.Check the archives and forget to reply when you realize I'm right
>>544958342It's more fun though.
>>544958472Not him, but you're wrong on this one home dog.
>>544958521cheating in relics would be fun too why don't you try that
Raider's so cool, I wish he didn't suck dick like a Thai ladyboy
>>544957949>lacey greenyou just made me remember she showed her tits to a random chud anon on video call kek
>>544957000>>544957308Damn. That’s pretty hot actually…
Which one is the best Nightfarer?
>>544959854for what purpose?
>>544960030Winning
Which nightfarer would have an executive MBA?
>>544959854Lady
>>544905742>Think I'm blocked by dingleIf you're one of these accounts then you either blatantly cheated in a run with me or you're the guy who thought he was being funny by intentionally dying 5 minutes into a run, alt-f4ing then running into the thread to shittalk me and the other guy, then proceeded to continue shittalking for a few days after that then giving up when nobody was taking the bait.
>>544960246Ironeye
>>544960069ironeye>>544960246ironeye
>>544960362unblock me that was 1 run
>>544960246>executiveExecutor
>>544960246duchess
gg giga horse daughter-wife and e-celeb
Did Fulghor just mark someone else and then fire the arrow at me instead or do I need glasses
>>544960634NTA but you're seriously pathetic trish. I guess it makes sense because you're brown.
>>544960810I don't think so
>>544960842What if he's black
>>544960937Same shit different toilet
>dodged raider zorban
>>544961153Just block him?
>>544960246So I got fired because the tech job market is horrible.Should I get an MBA because I have the years of experience that they request?I can't afford in campus so I'm looking at wgu. When I finish it, the job market will have recovered right?
>>544961240I don't block players for playing badly. Only lolcows like terr, or cheaters.
>>544958664Altering the games code with third party software is different from using information freely available for anyone to use. If you think seedchecking is cheating then you have to lobotomize yourself to unlearn which passives stack with themselves and which ones don't since you wouldn't know that without dataminers and autists.
>>544961304me on the left trying to buckler parry crucibles, 'nished knights, and BBH
>>544961347What if they're using grief builds like recluse cocktail only?
ggs holster
>>544962827idk why you guys let me have the grafted but thank you that was fun
>>544961908the difference between learning passives and learning seeds is that it is nearly impossible for you to learn every seed in the game by memoryit's the same as save-scumming to get relics - it's half cheating
>>544962827>>544962997Cute gremlin!
>>544963104>the same as save-scumming to get relics - it's half cheatingNobody does this
>>544963310I did this but only so I can get playable ones, they are far from CE kino
>>544963104I would figure that relics are just on a gigantic seed associated with your save file and that savescumming would result in nothing because the same relics always show up in the same orderDon't tell me they're that retarded
>>544961908The kind of logic you use is the same as people who cheat in "legit" relics since they're legal and you could get those relics by playing normally.The only people who feel the need to cheat are those not good enough to play normally.
team green turtle
>>544963104you're still messing with your game files. so no, its not the same
>>544963508>I would figure that relics are just on a gigantic seed associated with your save file and that savescumming would result in nothing because the same relics always show up in the same order Have you tried save scumming and then you've seen the relics can't be changed?
cringe ass d4 game
>>544962869Cute!
>>544961153I would say at least its a normal build but he dies more playing powerstance raider than he does in any of his other builds.
I think the cute anons saying to never fight the condemned were onto something
Open the stream. zorban and trish re fighting everdark libra
>>544964354poor Sattrash as your only caster in ED libra and zorban as zorban
fuuuuuuuuuuuck i hate ED caligonice try tho
lol okay maybe it was a bad idea dropping the hp negate for more damage. but when a see a beauty like this i just can't resist...ggs caligo.turns out raider ult is just straight up too slow to cancel her AoE, I don't think there's any way for me to get in there faster than I did there.
>>544964625you have to prejac her position
>>544964034>cringe ass d4 game
>tide and terrNIGHTMARE squad fucking hell
>Zorbjeet>Sat>trishholy nightmare lobby
Sat might need to be moved down a tier or two on the list
>>544965056Leave sat alone... he didn't deserve this
>>544965056That wasn't even that bad of a fight. you cant say nightmare lobby for every run
>>544964663she didn't fly.looking at this I think I could have interrupted if I had run in actually the instant it was safe, and if I had correctly guessed that she wasn't going to fly off. You have to use the ult before she enters the animation for the AoE or it's not going to work.and failing this leaves you stuck in the middle of the expanding damage part of the AoE, so it's a guaranteed down too.
>>544965181they say that for every run im in when i win most of my runs with zorbie, theyre just haters
>>544964851It could be so, so much worse.
>>544964851>>544965056>DanteV alt in each lobby
>>544965250One of my worst ever depths run was with Terr and our loss was a direct result of his shenanigans. I don't think it can get any worse than that. Tide is basically just mini Terr who you have to act like a special ed handler for but he only acts 60% as retarded as him.
>>544965164Its his own damn fault for not blocking trashh like a validating heccin trans ally
>>544965414Venomous nemesis + gbow guardian of your choice on the teamthat's probably the worst possible /erg/ team
When i win u dont say anything u fuckers so suck my gock
>>544965513kek basedI blocked venom before I ever got a match with that faggot though
>>544965197have you tried not playing raider?
Trish has gotten a lot better since a few weeks ago. Not sure why no one acknowledges that
>>544965704No one plays with him to see.
>>544965704i lowkey threw that on purpose becaue Im sad anon doesnt want to play with me fuck this game
>>544965704stop pretending to be someone else trash
dingle doing 150 damage per shot at level 6, really helping the team
>>544965778To be fair, no one has ever wanted to play with you in anything else either
>>544966063ask you're mom nigga
>>544965997>dingle on zdps greatbow>zorban on zdps reflect guardian>ironeye doing more damage than both of them going plink plinkcomedy
>>544965997Um... I was helping? Didn't you see my damage and threat level management of Wandering Noble (Torch)? I was also micro-staggering the Demi-Human Queen once every 15 seconds. Keep in mind that this works on ED Libra, Heolster, ED augur, ED Caligo, Sentient Pest, Mentient Sesist, Everdark Sovereign Gawdlike Terr, Magma Wyrm, and Godrick Soldier (Greatsword).
>>544964274am I cute?
>>544966319Name? For the cute list
>>544966270this is obviously a fake post, the real dingle would have wrote 2 more paragraphs and included a webm of him killing a large stationary target at level 15
Ggs Calibros
>>544967131*depawn fades away*nothing personnel
Bring me dingle... now!
i went down to the little dainty spin the dog does to get into position for his tri-wave attack lolthing does all of your hp through 28% max hp negation
That was the most horrific staff luck I've ever gotten on Recluse, GG
gg hotdogs
>>544967708defend greatbow
carian slicer can be parried
>>544967818This is what happens when you bully Wyldchvd's missing their ults
>>544967246Leave her alone
baited no.2>>544967903
>>544967809i didn't pull it out once for the fight, i just used RoA for day 1 and 2 field bossesin fact we didn't really run into any bosses it was good on so it didn't see much use at all that match
least cancerous day 1 circle
GG ED Caligo
>>544968225Keep saying it
>>544968976maguro is japanese for tuna btw
goodnight daughter-wives
GG dingle we got our revenge on the ice bitch
ggs caligo fellassurprised I actually went through all 3 stacks of shards>>544965997why you lyin
>>544969023Cute...
>>544969014what does that meanare you stupid or something
>>544969202>posting headshots against a weaker misbegotten instead of the black knife assassini ain't lyin
zorban bringing twitch redditors to the password
>>544969463it's the only time i was level 6 and shot something in that run.you are lyin
How do I move up on the tier list?
>>544970197>not posting the black knife footagehmm I'm nooooticing
>>544969794Add Boc for size comparison
>zorban using incantations and cocktails on his build with sorcery +2 and improved crystillianwhat on earth is he doing
>>544969794image the sex between these two
>>5449697946ft x 5'11
>>544970851a woman drew/genned this.
>>544969794Being spitroasted by both of these and hanging off the ground, held up by their cocks
>>544971445>>544970870Can you just go on grinder or some shit you weird faggot? stfu
>>544971547They might have run out of other ways to bump the thread for us.
>>544971547not my fault someone posted a lust provoking image
>>544971547>>544971908This. Like, you put 2 insanely sexy husbandos next to each other and expect us to not say something? I don't comment on people talking about impregnating every anime girl, I'm happy for them.
Sorry for abandoning you two at the castle, I got distracted by my second monitor video and for some reason thought the rain was closing in, by the time I realized I was retarded it felt like killing that lion made more sense and was just hoping you two wouldn't wipe.
gg mystery adel
>>544972340How is the bird sexy? What do you want him to do? Give you a beakjob?
>>544972461Ggs
>>544972441yeah i was wondering where you went lol
>>544972554Scritching his beak sounds fun. He's tall. He protects. And I mean, the lower part is human in my mind.
>>544972554Anthros are all about attitude, thats why they are non-human representations to begin with. Thats why the stupid barabear fag art always has the barabear acting the same way, its archetypical.
>>544972441Nah it's good I died getting the Wylder up but neither of us should've gone done but ganked by red troll and his gank squad
I'm in love with a sissy but it wasn't meant to be
eziest caligo yet. ggs fellas. wish I could webm that last few seconds of the fight but I forgot to start recording
They're never going to un-nerf Golden Parry, are they?
Cocktails are boosted by sorcery
Sorry Bryn but you're not getting between me and my Rivers of Blood
>>544972991carian retaliation is the unnerfed version, still has the old frames
>>544973097isnt buckler parry better than both now? personally I like thop's barrier because I like thop
>>544970496I was level 7 for that.And I didn't get very many hits on her, but it looks like I was hittin for around ~250.Kinda weird to single me out when on the same boss the other guys were hitting for... 81 and ??? (didn't even see zorb land hit on her) per hit.>nooooticingwell start nooooticing the 800 damage non-headshots on dancer too, else i'm just gonna assume you're some obsessed schizo from now on
>>544973245nope. buckler parry is 4 frames, carian is 6 frames. golden is 3 frames but has longer range.
did i roll ur ult?
>>544973631ermmm fextralife says 5 frames
ggs cold dogsfucking godskin trio gaol at level 6 lmao
>>544972378>>544970851that's enough, you can stop now
>>544973895idk who aggrod the BBH into the mix but their hp is kinda low day 1 esp when not red
>>544973872>trusting dextralifethey're probably right though I was just going off of memory
gg wandering noble camp we tried but they got the best of us
>>544973097Yeah, I know, but it's still bullshit. Why is the spell parry also just the best parry for everything? Give back my gold.
whack
big gg horsiei missed slicer against him it's so much fun
>>544975901Woah boobies
Defeating Enemies x should proc the pop when any of rev's adds die
>>544975793>Zdrada trying to encroach on Brynhildr's Shard Merchant territory
>>544975793multi-whack
>>544975901Mommy please give me your milk
>>544975793>>544975901Big indeed...
>he doesn't remember /erg/ vehemently defending "start with stonesword" and such/erg/ has been gigashitters for a long time
>>544976318evendoe that's a decent line
318 who are you quoting
>>544976318start with key is good if you're trying to hit all 7. maybe not included if you're aiming for 18 perfectly minmaxxed effects but a pretty good line to have
my base game relic set is comfykino
>>544976436>>544976402Gaolmaxxing was never good>bad loot>bad orbs
>>544976318>he doesn't remember /erg/ vehemently defending "increased runes for self and allies"
>>544976650nope.
How many times is the jellyfish going to ram me, holy shit, GG
you can kill godskin duo in like 5 seconds in base game do you retards seriously need that much extra time to find purple orbs or hit a mine jesus christ
>>5449766861 a day was all you ever needed. If you do that you don't need the key line because you are only hitting the gaol en route to other things so you can find a key at a poi on the way.
>>544976650Most loot in the game is shit, 5% on gaol is 50% of an attack up on full HP and doesn't take up an item slot. The only time to not go for a gaol is if it would take you away from other POI's or you don't have a purple weapon (Why did you not hit up an invader camp?)
>>544976650gaolmaxxing is only good now and it wasn't good before.
>>544976984>Most loot in the game is shitNo, one blue weapon or orb passive could be twice as much extra power as on gaol.
gg ED augur
gg mysterybug
ggs mystery normal bugseveryone gets a rivers of blood
>>544977109The upside to the gaol is jumping levels fast as fuck boi early game. You get less loot in the moment but go to future places at a higher level so you bulldoze it and snowball faster.
>>544976318these arguments are always just cheaters arguing with non cheaters>I use the shop evergaol relic because it's the only one I have, why would it be bad? >YOU COULD HAVE ONE WITH 3 OPTIMAL LINES!!! No you couldn't. Only you can because you cheated it in
>>544977314Or you could just play normally and get strong as fuck from passivemaxxed inventories.
>>544977406It is playing as normal, I'm not talking gaolmaxing just hitting them here or there on the way to other things.
>>544977109That assumes you don't already have a full inventory from killing the red enemies that are all over the place. The average power bonus of any given slot is 10%. If you're hitting night invader POI's you've likely got at least one good purple passive, another slot will be for your main weapon, which leaves four slots for useful passives, which, again, will fill up with blues rapidly, one of them probably being a full HP negation. So we're at 3 slots left at most for ~+30% extra damage, or about 10% damage per slot. You're going to run out of slots if you somehow already haven't, at which point the 5% bonus damage per gaol is a lot more useful than banking on a purple drop that MIGHT help you rather than an evergaol that you KNOW will help you.
>>544977314invaders and pushover red bosses are 10,000 times better for that
>>544976032
>>544977681You kill them too. What is with this autistic binary retardation?
>>544977727mfw lltbt stops mark proc popping on libra adds
>>544977681You can do both but the invader might spawn far away on the other side of the map. Gaol routing is simply superior desu
>>544977858you're right why don't we just kill everythingheadass
>>544978023>you're right why don't we just kill everythingI do this, unironically.
>>544978023Yes that's the goal of the game, efficient murder of enemies.
Guys. I think I have a good voice. Like money good. What should I do with it? I did not realize this till I got gud at audio editing.
>>544978427Stream, apply for voice acting parts, get into audio book reading.
>>544978427Stream for us
>>544978427Master music and perform a shitpost orchestra like in Read Or Die.
>>544978427Make a career in audio book if you want a job that benefits humanity.Start a youtube channel if you want to be a useless piece of shit.
>>544978427>>544978574This. Stream for us. Woo us with your voice.
>>544978558Did you just ask AI this? because I did and that is what it said. >>544978574I have two videos up but the audio sucks because i was still getting the hang of it>>544978661Why not both? There are audiobooks on YT>>544978701I think I will do this. I have an idea for a short video about something that pissed me off in DS3 Ill post it here when its done
>>544978931>Did you just ask AI thisNo lol, that's all I could come up with on my own. >Ill post it here when its doneI'm excited to hear.
>>544978931Twitch stream not YouTube vids. Also play nightreign not ds3 or else I won't watch
>>544976318We were defending the store relic that was evergaol + starting stonesword, and that was before depths. It was really good. Still kinda is but we all learned that the damage just from gaols ain't enough at higher depths, you want invaders too, and it turns out invader PoIs are just way more valuable than evergaols in general.
>zorbjeet beat D5 caligo (the ultimate random raper) with randoms and 2 guardians
>Got indian food tonight because erg spams jeet so much
>>544979543Don't make up scenarios in your head
>>544979631It's actually true though. Tikka masala and samosas are so good.
>>544979176That magic dmg negation relic setup looks fun on Guardian
>>544979112>that's all I could come up with on my own.It makes sense that AI would say this then, its the most clear options >>544979137My heterosexuality excludes me from twitch and I dont have nightreighn >Why are you here? Because I like From games and from fan art >>544978625>Read Or Die.Why... why did I look this up..
>>544979802I'm not gay so I don't make relic presets
When was the last time you killed all three heroes of Zamor?
>split to check ten different archer towers and camps to find the perfect greatbow and then split to do the mines while we're barely level 12playing with bjark is getting so tiring
>>544979757for me it's vindaloo. love a curry that makes my eyes water just opening it.
>>544979845Perish
>>544970345The more you carry Zorban on stream, you higher you rise on the tier list.
>>544979954https://youtu.be/XtCHJ79kk4Y?list=LL
perish
>>544979846Huh?
>>544979543>>544979757>>544979949We don’t need to know Sukhdeep
>>544980328sukhdik
>>544980173explain dingle and bryn not being higher despite carrying zorb through ED libra a little while ago then>>544980328white people love curry more than the indians so it's my dik you can sukh
>>544978427Keep walking this is a Zorban stream thread.But for real he has a good voice and that carries his stream, if yours is even better just do anything and collect money.
>>544979921then block me nerd nobody's stopping youwe were also level 13 before you guys went to the top of the castle near the end of the second day, i pinged where I was doing. we had the bottom field boss, the fire camp, and a few other smaller poi's we could've done
>>544960246I don’t know what that is >>544961304Don’t ask about your shitty retarded life here we don’t know
>>544980441>dinglelolcow>brynCheat engines starshards into his inventory to do le funi meme at the end of every match where he drops every all the shards.
If you unironically eat indian food I hope you get herpes, pink eye or some shit from the fecal particles.
>>544980323I don't have boss specific relic loadouts
>>544965250it can’t. those two are a nightmare scenario.>>544965704probably xhe still sucks.>>544966113*your>>544968976what a handsome young man
>>544978427>>544978931>>544979845Don’t listen to any of the retards who replied to you, chances are your voice is not that good and you’re setting yourself up for embarrassment, if you really want to know, post a vocaroo or something.
>>544980627then clearly carrying zorb on stream is not enough, is it?
>>544979543indian restaurants don't go nearly as hard as mexican restaurants
>>544970870>>544971445>>544971908>>544972340>>544972659>>544972681least homosexual birdjeet players
>>544975901Lovely tits (didn’t read your post though)
Speedy gonzales run, gg get fucked horse
ggs ED fulgorthe things we do for +20% thrusting damage
>>544979949I googled, looks awesome. I'm getting it next time and dying. >>544980934Truuuue. There's this mexican place near me with the best tortas I've ever had. Also because they always recognize me I get free food all the time.
>>544980441Keep telling yourself that Raj maybe it’ll be true one day>>544980716>>544980934Both true
you should see the thing your mom will do for thrusting damage
>>544980480I was level 12, 11 after we died at the roof and I didn't buy anything from merchants so no. Maybe you picked runes from the gaols or had a rune buff or something but I didn't. Your schizo splitting just makes it feel like I might as well be playing duos.
>>544981145You know, I gotta wonder if that thrusting damage passives are adding on to the existing multiplier or just increasing it by a %. If it's the latter it's dogshit, they nerfed the multiplier from base elden ring so it's pretty low now.
>>544981276oh that makes sense ye. I must've picked up a rune passive somewhere, don't remember when/where. I split at the start to check the two camps that were side-by-side, then I split at the end to get a stone shard. That's it. If that of all things makes you upset then idk what to tell you. Y'know what to do.
does the nuke do split damage or something? it didn't heal me or kill me and you can see my health move
>>544981712It does move your health. It goes down ever so slightly then immediately back up.
>>544981712It's pure holy and it did heal you. The heal from individual hits of crimsonwhorl isn't high, it's best used on frequent hits like his rain of arrows if you want it to top you up.
>>544980328>>544980378>>544980716>>544981184>>544981268you kinda blew out his asshole here can’t lie
>>544980798This is unrehearsed, I just read the first paragraph of some blog post. I can practice this and make it less rough around the edges. Besides, even if its trash, why would I be embarrassed? I talk to people every day lol https://files.catbox.moe/grxmm5.mp3
>>544982261you have a completely normal voice
more than 2 quote replies in one post is a crimson red flag
>>544982261good voice for audiobooks i agree
>>544977727I tried to think of a funny nerd word for die but couldn't think of one
>>544981843>>544981965normally when i whorl i don't see myself take yellow damage so idk what to think
>>544944226I was not even aware of this scaling difference and cleared out the area before I even got to Altus
>>544982261Audiobook voice for sure.
>>544982650It might just be a very big damage negation, rather than an outright damage immunity. I think his arrow nuke is one of the highest single hits in the game.
>>544982376>>544982485>>544982729Based. Thank you, I like it. Im gonna do something with it money or not.
>>544982529neeeeeeeeeeeerd
>>544982801>anon actually has dreams and aspirationsI hate you, good luck
>>544982981
>>544982801
isky just got 2 leavers on a Libra run. open the stream
>>544983287Link me
>>544983415its caligo mystery boss. he got some fists with CR2 magic attacks https://www.twitch.tv/iskys
>>544982261the internet is getting old manthat isn't a voice someone who waifu posts rya on 4chan should haveimagine david attenborough as a poster in a rei vs asuka thread
>2/3>1/3come back please
>>544983287>Recluse dies at the toot church going up for the iron chest she was probably retarded and thought that's where the seals are on toot church>goes back for her runes, dies again, ragequits>duchess leaves almost immediately after the recluse rq'strainwreck kino
How to play elden ring like Dark Souls 1
ARESGIVE ME EVERDARK AND MY SOUL IS YOURS
>>544983558It makes me happy and laugh. I sort of picture everyone here being cute, then you hear their voices and they sound 45.
>>544983886You cannot
>ragequitting fulghoralright that's it, no more games for today
>>544983886There's nothing like DS1 poise in modern souls games so it's pretty much impossible. If you just want as brainless as possible put cragblade on a strength weapon and re-up the proc buff pop every time the cd is off rotation
>>544984060I just want to plod around as a sword and shield knight with miracles.
>>544983886You just can't. It's not the same game.
>>544984128You can do that, just use barricade shield weapon art on your shield and you can sword and board anything easily enough
Ggs ze bugs, current streak in Sukdeep of night
Have they added the SotE equipment yet? I haven't played since August.
>>544984128If you don't want to parry then get a good greatshield. No fucking idea what kind of sword you want but there's multiple good faith swords. Or just use a normal sword because there's some good ass incant weapon buffs
>>544984004>I sort of picture everyone here being cutewhy
>>544984241No
>>544984227zamn nice brother
>>544984241Trina's Torch not good enough for you?
>>544984293>>544984350
>>544984261But the greatshield looks so weird clipping into everything while you're riding torrent, putting it on your back, or even just walking around it just clips into the ground.
>>544984293Yes
>>544984227i fuarking kneel
>>544984405you exceeded your retarded newfie question quota for today. sorry buddy
>>544984261I like the Banished Knight's sword/Knight's Greatsword and the Longsword/Broadsword.
>>544984227name?for the rock and roll hall of fame?
>>544984405so just like dark souls then
>>544984270Many years from meeting people from the internet. Like anon said, the internet is getting old.
>>544984270They look exactly like the pictures they post
>>544985037All anons are anime girls until proven otherwise.
>>544984573Devil Knight going for 100
asscock
Queue >:(
AHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING
>>544984525Hit the nail on the head>>544985037Well that’s just not true
>>544982261>>544982801Ehh, it’s pretty normal like the other guy said. Maybe you can find your niche regardless though and be like Tenant doing some voice stuff here and there. It’s a pretty oversaturated market though (like everything else these days) so don’t get your hopes up too much.
>>544985429it's midnight
>>544984584I don't use Greatshields in Dark Souls either. Inuse regular shields, because they actually can bounce odd enemy attacks.
>>544985531was it just me or did look like there was a timer over your bar? Like if I didn't get to you you would've died?
>>544980758And that's while you will always be C tier and below
>>544985531My loot was poor until I ran into a dead ironeye who had a full loadout lmao.Thank you Crackman Jones for your 14% ranged attack Serpent bow, 14% ranged attack Scythe and 40% full hp damage negation Duchess Dagger, as well as your stone key. I will remember you.
>>544985704The night is still young
>>544985757Yeah, I was wondering what would happen. I think it's a bug where you simply respawn in the arena?
>>544982261>why would I be embarrassed?i imagine because there’s a possibility that you sell yourself as the next best thing when it could be pretty trash by professional standards. idk though that’s just what im assuming. >>544982801is there a gif of this somewhere
>>544985757I have no idea what you're talking about.>>544985801lmfao once in like 700 hours i've found a same-nightfarer corpse who had an entire loadout with two meaningful legendaries. That shit's awesome desu
>>544980173Sad but true
>>544964745AIEEEEE ZOMBIE DOG I KNEERU
>>544985972Found a corpse with the Cord on it with /erg/ once desu
>>544986734Cute Rev
nothing but caligo today, huh...
cool game crashed upon loading againbetter yeet ourselves off the fucking ledge
>>544986917it kicked me out as soon as loading in, looks like the run bricked
>>544986995>>544986917Leave sissy alone
>>544986995Yeah, all three of us crashed I think. Well at least now we get to fight ED Libra
>librahere we go...
>>544987034Sissy
AHHHHH A RRAT KILL IT!
ggs normal librawe were prepped pretty well for ED libra too...the freya fight took 3x longer kek
>>544987261Is this cc or shifty or naefy?
>>544987382That's cum connoisseur (cc)
>>544987261Belly full of what?
>>544987480FP shards of course
Wait... 'cc'... sis sy... sissy?
Just tried out wylder with the magic and bleed setup and it felt okay. I'm not a D5 god mind you.
>>544987696slowpoke
>>544987696Sissy!
>>544987696cardboard cupcake
>>544987713The magic? What?
>>544988079Wylder has an int respec passive and a bleed on grapple passive. I put both on for depths with magic atk +4 on one of the relics.I liked it.
>>544988187Yeah the bleed grapple is great. I don't like putting on effects that don't have much of an effect on nightlord fights but it's too good.Maybe it procs the bleed on condemned though idk
>>544988271it pretty much means every enemy you fight will get bled once which is insane
Any strength Revs here? What's your build like?
>>544988532>str revfor what purpose? she has the same issue quality duchess has. 0 survivability or stamina.
>>544988532C-tier
>>544988050Xhe doesn't play with us though.
sometimes the shop has good items
>>544989463eh it's alright
greatbow wylder can honestly suck my fucking ballsi got downed 3 times to this garbage ass piece of fucking shit sniping me from halfway across the fucking map and i didn't get a single less likely or max hp negate
ED Libra is a fair fight.
lol wutwtf just hit both of us?well ggs ED libra, it was an ok try i guess. only one of us managed to find less likely i noticed, maybe i should have just dropped it for you recluse.>>544990039yeah REALLY unlucky to get two of them, i knew it was probably a loss when i saw that.
>>544990224i couldn't fucking get to him to kill him either because he was 50 meters behind the gold veil AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>544990039I've had a game where we raided every possible chest at castle and at camps and none of us found a single one
>environmental storytelling
>>544990224>All 3bar'd D-tier moment
q
>>544991313stare
ggs ED adeli'm not trading my negation for one with attacks impaired no sir
>>544992696>Full Belly BrynI recognize a fetish name when I see one.
Kino
>ult adel>he runs to africa outside of anyones range>ult adel a second time>he runs to africa outside of anyones rangeconsider the following:fuck you
ggslittle embarrassed i got hit by his grab twice there.
>>544992885getting hit by the grab lets your friends do more DPS it's worth itjust make sure to pose so people know you're doing it on purpose
>>544992875hey, the second ult helped me, i needed topping off after my reduced hp from near death wore out.
>>544992940what's funny is it's usually worth it on normie adel, even in d5. ED adel, no sir-e bob.
>4th caligo todaythis dragon sucks...
>>544993075all dragons suck it's a from game
I don't even want to play this game any more but now I lack a good 55% brain power game thats actually good
>>544993160From that sentence, I can see it.
>>544992885niggers still playing do you ever stop you fat fucks
closest thing to a duchess ult miss
I hope whatever we get next is more ds2, daring and soulful and less ER, mainstream and soulless>Ascetics letting you redo any boss you want at any point you want>Actual changes to ng+ >Asymmetrical powerstancing>Hybrid catalysts >Hybrid weapon catalysts >Hybrid shield catalysts>Buffing your weapon catalyst to give it more spell scaling>Buffing infused weapons>Defailt backstep i-frames without it being gated behind a talisman in the dlc that you have to pay money for that gives you something other games had for free, except you take 30% more damage>Every weapon has a parry (In fact, if they had the technical mastery back then as they do now I bet they would have had default perfect deflect in the game because that's a fun and engaging mechanic)
>>544993803but nobody likes ds2
>>544992875>>544992885I didn’t realize that margit curse applies to you if you die in general during the invasion, thought it was only if the marked target dies. In my defence, dog and noble used their 500 iq tactic of trapping me in a knee high rock and margit gonna stomped me for one of my two gomba stomp downs of the day
>>544993376call the cops loser
ggs fellassorry for afking in the middle of that, my brother came home and found one of our dogs dead.
>>544995637haha get fucked idiot
I haven't played Elden Ring since launch after finishing the game, now I want to play the expansion.Is it more enjoyable to do Shadow of the Erdtree in NG+ or would you guys recommend I play it on a new NG file?
>>544995637GURAAAAAAAA MY DOG DIED LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>544996326doesn't matter, it has its own levelling system
q already
>>544997661i did but it was dead so i'm sleeping
good morning ergtime to q
What's the point of queueing?
iam queueing
>5 posts an hour on a weekend grim desu
>>545000471it's necessary in order to play the game
I always have character crises because I want to be the character no one plays.
i am queuedand you are nottherefore there is no videogamei am leaving queuesayōnara
>>545001635*Sigh* ignored...
I hate using the big candlestick as executor since I never get any mileage out of it. Everything went really smoothly though even if I didn’t really find a weapon that I wanted to use outside sacred relic sword which I only got like 2 minutes use out of.
I'm gonna use raider and falcon punch shit
https://youtube.com/shorts/O4iH9xF-JBQ?si=FJHSOL1CIo0_zLbx
since erg is dead i played a game with randomsthatwas a horrendous experience
>>545002463D5 randos are good has always been a psyop
should I drop my night of the lord relic for a blue gaolslop relic? sometimes I feel like we don't hit enough evergaols, especially if there's a shifting earth
>>545000838Why? It's boring now
my body is a machine that turns 3/3 into 1/3
>>545003745sometimes we don't do any gaols sometimes we do 3~4i hate gaolslop i wish people would stop doing them
>>545004164no, you will do gaols and you will like it
>>545004639you will explode now
>>545004742
>>545004164gaolslop means every gaol gives a 5% x atk% passive and if the run's going normal then you'll do some near the end since they're better than shit like poison ruins
having a sleep build up on hit at the same time as frostbite is a synergy since the frostbite will cancel the sleep animation
>>545004164Honestly the matches we do 3-4 are so rare even if we’re rolling, think my average is closer to 1 with erg.I’ve replaced it with Terra magicia on my recluse, caligo on my executie and another carian sword thing on my duchess
gg gigadel. I don't know what I was thinking when I charged right into that headslam combo kek
>>545007485gg that was such a confusing fight because the tornado move got cancelled.i couldn't predict his moves at all and everytime he shines purple i keep assuming he'll do the tornado thing, which he never did until he's dead.
queuingit's sunday don't be dead
i am also in queue
>>545008267>>545008796liars, im also in queue but still 1/3
>>545009312>
>>545009361>>545009487?
got a game, see you losers
Did this thread merge with /dsg/`???
>>545009487>>545009683Weird.>>545009727aw man...
>>545000445>act like a bunch of unstable queers in game>harass players you dont like outside the gameGee i winder why no one wants to play with anyone here what a mystery.
how do you guys think this mystery ED D3 maris endedps: I have poison buildup if below max hp
>>545010558>Use fully charged ult>Hit with storm ruler twice>Free rez Hardly difficult
>>545000445>>545002463>>545010065This a horrible time to queue though
^disingenuous faggot post
>>545010875Shut the hell up terr you're brown + everyone blocked you
>>545000445>wow you're saying /erg/ can't survive on toxic namedropping and block posting alone?! That we scare off more people than we welcome by being offtopic ERPings GGposting retards who are exclusively interested in ranking who can carry their shitter gimmick build asses best? Nah you're just seething and hardstuck lol! Fuck you for posting some nightreign webms where they dance!
ohhh he's mad as usual yup
>>545011974Nah just taking an early morning shit and mocking you while I do it. Back to bed for me! I know you wish I was mad but Im not. I'm smug.
>>545012063Do you want an aryan cock from a guardian?
gg ED dogssolid fight, somehow survived the split charge with 1hp remaining
>>545012634ggs. I could've done better but I haven't fought gigadogs in a while
>>545012634gg hotdogsthe range on this attack is such bs
this might be the most ar i've ever gotten in 600hrs of expeditions
>>545012132Cute
>>545012865one of you guys got hit by the windup just before he does the 3 rakes attack that shit looked bullshit
>>545012865when they split up, I try to keep my eyes on the dog with the sword but it's hard to see with that fucking red mist everywhere
>>545012883>impaired attacks on a colossalasking for trouble
>>545013039when he does the rake after the split it's always a few seconds after slapping an aggro mark on someone so you can ignore everything and focus on dodgingunless you're marked of course lmao
>>545012883>most ar>attacks impaired -2
>>545010726yeah after doing that five times I unfortunately got downed myself
>>545012634holy fucking dogshit nightmare teammates I would've alt f4'd on the intro cutscene
ah now that's what i call a good rape.god the shop seed with the ornamental straight sword with 60% successive negation is such a beautiful thing.
>>545013570idk even know how it was that fast lmao, gg
I'm going to jerk off then I shall be queueing up
>>545013380lmao eat shit zorban
>>545013570gg mystery bugs, that went rather wellbeen awhile since we've actually killed the possessed bug
>>545013712well, i was doing 1k per r1, shifty was doing what, 1800 per gravity well? more?gnoster was kind enough to just hang out on the ground so i was able to kill him almost as fast as you two knocked down fartis, and from there we just bullied the revived fartis.
>>545013879Please stop playing literally all day so I can queue a bit freakzoid
>>545013879Freak
>>545010870I only play with randoms and bully them if they mess up and today is the perfect day and time. Sunday morning is prime shitter hours its mostly kids i think.
>>545014630Kids don't play this game
>>545014630Trannies play this game
>>545000445He must have been bullied into leaving.
Semi-first time Bloodborne anon from last threadthis game really rewards R1 mashing instead of backing off to heal, perfect for an unga brain like menot sure how I ended up stumbling on to Gascoigne before this guy though
>>545016102kek
>>545016102how's the emulation these days? last i heard it was still mega heavy.
>>545016102You're supposed to fight him before gascoigne anyway
>>545016102I loved playing this game when I was growing up.
>>545014167that was my first game of the day... also rude>>545014419very rude
>>545016325No I mean I killed Gascoigne before I even went down here, I figured the end of the bridge was progress, so I went off exploring and came across Father G>>545016254I have a 9800x3d and a 5080, runs solid 60 at 1440p for me with the BB-specific build of ShadPS4apparently runs well for lesser hardware too, even Steam Deck, so much like RPCS3 Demon's Souls if you've got a relatively recent PC from the past 5 years you should probably be able to run it, maybe not at 60 or at higher res but it will be playable, unless you have some cursed combo of hardware/software that gives you issues like some randos have had
>>545016465you deserve it fuck you shitter
>>545016102>not sure how I ended up stumbling on to Gascoigne before this guy thoughI think that must've happened to a lot of players, I got killed by the 2 werewolves on the bridge so I said fuck it, I'll come back later but just ended up forgetting about it
>>545016750good to know. I've been holding off until they optimized it a bit better but it might finally be time.I've got it on a ps5 but I can't stand the native 30fps cap + blurry mess it is. it just makes me nauseous to look at it.
>>545011841Who is your favorite /erg/ girl?
man i fucking fat fingered my spellcastrip winstreak i fucking hate mountaintop
>>545016978It'll be the exact game you thought it was when hearing about it all those years ago.
>>545017038post names, for the friend list
>>545017038unlucky :( what was your winstreak at?
>>545017038got no negation that round beyond a blue successive blehI did however get this neat relic, crossbow revenant incoming?
>>545017201If I see you using this relic I will stealthily ruin the game. I'll do it in a way that you're not sure if I'm doing it on purpose or not, but don't worry, I guarantee you'll lose.
>>545016797this kind of stuff happens to me all the time because I'm a chronic map scraper, I have to explore every inch of the level before I move on
gg bug
>>545017530kek same here, im an item hoarder freak so I thoroughly explore each area before moving on to the next. i also kill every enemy i see at least once
>>545017530>I have to explore every inch of the level before I move on>>545017712>i also kill every enemy i see at least onceyou're my people...randomizers are extra fun, could some amazing weapon be found on this corpse that only used to have a warming stone? how will I deal with the run-up to mohg's arena that used to have several dozen walking corpses? what kind of enemies will be there?
>>545017530>chronic map scraperthats terrible news for elden ring since 90% of loot is worthless crafting items. even in SOTE. i really want to know what was going thru the game designers minds when they were deciding what loot to strew around.
erg is finished
>>545017702ggISA build verdict: it's alright but casting is more powerful
>>545018543>pepe and salvare not immediately clawshotting the knight shitters
>>545018543Such is the fate of melee, to forever be worse than sorcery/incantations
thank you for canceling the bugs again
>>545018995no worries.
>>545013847Huh?
Love throwing games just because I'm a brat it feels so good
>>545018358yeah elden ring definitely made me disappointed in doing that a lot of the times>find group of enemies in a little corner standing around something>surely this must be good>Arteria Leaf x1what a blunder>>545018075wanted my first real run of the game to be as vanilla as possible so no mods other than the ones required to fix issues with emulationmight do that in the future though
>>545018959It could be amazing of my relics had more physical attack bonuses and the boss happens to heolstor or caligo with the legendary straight sword(s)Stacking magic attack is so easy though and the caster playstyle has good synergy with restage timings, very hard to beat that
>>545020028nevermind phys atk is probably something that can't come with ISA lmao
1/3 d5
>>545020234but anon im 1/3...
I haven't flirted with a girl in so long...
ggs hoorseyrough gamemap was fucking aids for a nok map with missing info to bootthat nameless king fight was the funniest fucking shit since i had less likely on my lightning spearraider rock also broke my targeting reticule on horsey i hate rocks so much
>>545021265Become the girl, Anon
>>545021398I'm not a tranny though
>>545021374your complaint has been forwarded to fromsoft, rocking will continue until morale improves.
>>545021465Nothing wrong with being a tranny
queue..
>>544953131>>544953328I put a lot of time into bird at launch and heolster felt like the ONLY nightlord bird is good at because instead of running around and roaring and casting he just quite literally chain attacks constantly getting damageshielded down
ggs libra.very nice clutches shifty.i swear this is a fight where i'm either dodging everything or nothing.
>>545022430gg libra, that was rough lolI know i cursed the game but still
i hate this spell so much
>>545021265Why not flirt with a cute faggy guy instead?
>>545022430>>545022519GG, that was the most chaotic match i've ever had (and that made it fun)mobs were randomly teleporting all over the place, dingle was moonwalking at times, libra was randomly switching targets for no reason at allat one point he did the "i'm gonna teleport behind you" gesture at shifty and popped right up my ass
trish wake up
>>545021265How long?
>>545021265I got a part time job specifically to do that.
where are the revsissies?
>>545023005bye trish
>>545022853>mobs were randomly teleporting all over the place, dingle was moonwalking at timesyeah shit was lagging for me too>libra was randomly switching targets for no reason at allmight be because i was holding onto a less likely passive in prep for ED.>at one point he did the "i'm gonna teleport behind you" gesture at shifty and popped right up my assyeah i don't ever trust that move. I just always assume he's gonna be teleporting on to me and get ready to sprint/roll. Same with ED fulghor's arrow, I always roll it just in case it decides to shoot behind him for whatever reason.
>>545023202Playing with randoms because you freaks are weird
>>545012531>>545017024lol stay mad>>545018358Anon, they littered the map with smithing stones so you would feel inclined to upgrade and try out new weapons.
yeah i have no explanation for that. fromslop either changed the horse dodges or it was lag. thats my cope.
gg giga horse daughter-wife and wylder-bro
>Every seal I got except for one giant's seal was a fucking clawmark sealAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The fashion in this game is top notch so far.I love how fucked up and covered in viscera you get after killing lots of stuff.
>>545023976Ok so... please don't be mad. I kinda forgot that this might be good for you.
>>545022561Cannon's great... for revives.
HelloI haven't played in like 2 monthsWere there any cool patches or improvements to the game
>>545024314No.Still no news on the dlc, if we don't hear anything within the week then the dlc is probably dropping December 11 right after the game awards.
>>545024314They changed the icon on holy
>>545022561>locked onto the head>when the head doesn't have bonus damage>with a spell that has a hydrogen bomb tier hit boxDeserved
>>545024269Bruh
>>545024443Lightning spear does more damage to its head
>>545024443I thought arrows did more damage to his head
>>545024443The head does take extra damage.Though cannon is one of those spells you could just learn to free aim cos of its weird arc.
>>545024602He can bite me any time
>>545024314They released a new mode for Nightreign called Depth of Night, it's sorta like a ranked mode with 5 ranks. Higher rank you go everything has more hp and does more damage.Enemies in this mode can be red, making them stronger and drop more runes, they also drop better equipment.Red weapons are in this mode, better than purples worse then legendaries. New passives on relics in this mode, also curses so you have to decide if a weapon is worth having the curse.In this mode everyone has 3 new relic slots on their chalices for deep relics, some new effects but they can also come with curses.TLDR don't take anything that has continuous health loss.Use a night invader relic they spawn every game and give great runes and equipment.Gaol meta in erg is dead, randoms still chase them.
>>545024528>>545024681>>545024693News to me.
>>545024512to be fair though it was really good with veteran's prosthesis. So can't you just be happy for me?
>>545024418>>545024390i seeguess i won't boot up after all>>545024721i got to ed 4 and stopped since i realized the grind is not fun
>>545024908>i got to ed 4Oh you big liar Depth of Night is less than 2 months old
>>545024948thats why i said "like" 2 monthsanyway, imma peace out
gg bugs, the swords are cool and do a fuckton of damage but I really didnt have a single passive but Red full hp lol
>>545025289gg bugs toasted
Aim punch needs to not fucking exist in ER2 stupid fucking nigger game
hmmmmm
>>545025873bricked debuffs, sell that shit
>>545025873the fact that you posted this says a lot about your skill level
>>545026104>getting hit as ironeyename?
>>545025873>>545026104>Needing to dodge as Ironeye when you have 2 skill activationsNGMI
>>545026104I checked and I don't even have any green slots on the chalice I usecan't be bothered to set up another
>>545024705OK but only the snakes bite
>Run Fist Wylder>Find all 3 damage negations on charge attacks within 5 minutes of starting the game>Find 60% successive attack negation and full hp negation afterwardsIt was ED Libra too, which I finally was able to beating in depths, making every boss in depth 5 finally done. I'll still play from time to time but I'll step back until the DLC drops.
>>545026237>skill on cooldown >boss does bullshit spam attack>dodge and instantly dieor>run out of flasks on ED bugs/ED libra>die due to poisonit's bricked.
A daddy wylder is queuing
gg mystery caligo, lucky it wasn't eddunno what happened to trish
>>545026810lots of unfortunate happenings that match
>>545026287You're telling me Messmer and I could be making out while a snake bites other parts of my body? I'm in.
i am ready to kill animus before he can possess anything
>>545026104>>545026160>>545026237I will keep it favourited among my other 1700 relics, just in case
>>545027010ce kino
enjoying my cock and ball torture while I wait for queue to pop
>>545027378Duchess has a dick?
>>545026810>>545026945did he ragequit again?
>>545027378canonically yes
also 1/3
>>545023162What job?>>545023051Long enough that I've forgotten
>>545026984Hehe
>>545027883You probably have the goofiest smile on your face right now
>>545027883Cute.
>>545027779Managing a pharmacy.
Shitreign is fucking garbageI wish there was a separate thread for you fucking trannies
>>545023556>>545023005oh my bad i fell asleep waiting so long..
rough
gg horse. dodges worked that time
>>545028871But you don't play either game
>>545028871Talk about elden ring here lil sis.
>>545014630Have you reached 9999 yet?
>>545029102negationmaxxing did not, especially when I'm a uptimelet. Thanks for the carry
>>545021629Nothing right with being a tranny*
Well that was strange
>>545022561This is who is making fun of your missed ults online
>>545029609what happened? i got immediately kicked out of the game after we loaded in
>>545029609very odd
>>545029647>Anon can't differentiate between affectionate teasing and insults How expected
>>545029669Network error on game start, then it said session ended
>>545027486NO stupid queue I had to wait so long i just laid in bed for a bit and fell asleep
>>545029751same here, buggy ass game
>>545029810Don't post this garbage here you retarded pajeet
>>545029810Cute sleepy
>>545029971Shut up ace you're like 35
>after some tense back and forth charge r2 that asshat that was shooting me from the tower and send his ass flying>ring outwish I could take his gatling cannon as a trophy but alas
>>545029971to be fair she IS a stacy whore. i sent them an innocent friend request after a good game and she exposed me baka
>>545030231is it your first time?
>>545029975I have a puppy and it's way too comfy to cuddle them in bed sorey
>>545030312>i sent them a friend request after a good game>throws a melty in the profile commentsnigger what are you even on about
>>545030231You can get the gatling gun, but it's not in this area.
>>545030231Use the stake driver or you're a coward
>>545030312She? What girl did you add?
>>545030907>>545030797>>545030907i added XXXX, then they posted my friend request here like "eeew what a loser" so thats why i sent them that, fuck you
The queues are so ridiculously long that I’m going and doing laundry and missing the first 2 minutes of adventures desu
>>545030480yeah, this is the furthest I've gotten>>545030834ooooooo>>545030858I've seen webms of it ages ago, I just might, punching fuckers sounds fun
>>545030480semi first time actually, played it a bit while staying at a friend's house and didn't get far
>>545031010Was it shifty?
>>545030231If you reload that area he should drop some gear at the top of the tower iirc
>>545031295Nah shifty's nice not a salty queue princess whore like half the queue
GGs Goat
>>545031101>>545031242>>545030231if you "Exit Game" and reload in the same spot where he's supposed to be his items will be there, same if u kill one of those blood gem carrying beasts and they fall off a cliff u can just reload using Exit Game and their corpse with the item is in their spawn position it's pretty handy and not cheating
ggs normal libralost the 50/50
>>544993160>NR gives you brain damageMakes sense>>544993376Hit the nail on the head here>>544995637Dumbass>>545000471To find hotties like that to make love to
>>545031645>>545031448>>545030231This works in all Souls games except DeS
>>545000445>>545001635>>545011841>>545010065it’s better like thisthe faster we get the shittier things are>>545009842no>>545011113trvth
>>545032192To be fair it's kinda scuffed in DS2 cause the lizards there are coded to avoid this
Imagine a world with DMG reduction at max HP
>>545032361Lizards just spawn until you obtain their loot no?
>>545032746imagine not finding a single lightning weapon couldnt be me haha
>>545032746kinda suck the horse charge can't be blocked. He ragdoll me three times in a row.
>>545015084Wishful thinking>>545015628Truthful thinking>>545021265>>545023162You’ve never flirted with a girl period and either has anyone here so you’re fine don’t worry
>>545032865Ummm the shop merchant?
>>545017530>>545017712>>545018075>>545018358>>545019686All true Damn shame the game kind of spits in your face for doing that but eh>>545024094Yeah Fashionborne is just about the strongest they got with the outfits I think they only came close with DS2 in that regard
>>545032746Stop wearing that ugly skin as Duchess, does not suit her at all.
>>545033127shit passives
>>545024705>>545026984>>545027883>>545028108>>545028116stop being gay
>>545028871You struck some nerves but many are and have been saying this for months>>545029810Recluse looks like that and wears that >>545030149That’s terrjeet albeit
>>545032914the wylder is supposed to stop the charge from happening at all
>>545033407I was thinking about it but now that you told me to I feel a need to keep using it.
>>545031448>>545031645Ohguess I have to remember to go up there again when I'm done exploring down
>>545031090>he doesn’t have maids that do his laundry for himluhmeow
>>545033827by gear you mean the Powder keg badge right? I already grabbed that then because he fell in the direction of the ladder
>>545034547You could've become his friend btw. You can backdoor the area and approach him from behind. He has a gesture iirc
>>545034547>>545034852Yeah, iirc you have to skip Old Yharham early and spend like 10k? On the Hunter Chief emblem in the shop, open that big gate leading further into Catherdal Ward where the Church Giant is walking towards.
>>545031462>>545031010Any proof? I’ve seen that happen but I just want to be sure
>>545034852>>545035110aw fugdidn't see any other way to go from Oedon Chapel so I just kept goingnext time then
>>545035110Nah you just kill Paarl in Yaharguul and use the door in his arena.
GGs Adel.
ggs ED adel
guys you're gonna fall off the board again!!!!
>>545035251That's IF you let the sack men kidnap you though. I forgot, was it the trigger for those dudes?
Reminder to report all Bloodborne posts as off-topic, don't let Dsjeets kill this thread too
>>545035562I think it's killing BSB but it's okay, Djura only cares if you go in the space he defends. You can run through normally, ignore him and go kill BSB and then later come see him from the back door.
Terr never saying gg will always be funny to me he really is like the quiet weird kid who sits at the back of the class
Gonna q but I’ve been sleepy today and playing bad so I expect carries
>>545035715but you always play bad?
>>545035715You're expected to put out after being carried
i say gg irl
>>545035686>expecting browns to have common mannersThat was your first mistake.
>>545035715How about you carry my children in your womb
>>545035771Terr post, coward post, block fraud post, disgusting
>>545035957This anon has made at least 5 erg children
>>545035679I was wondering why it was drawing a blank, yeah that's pretty counter-intuitive, but he doesn't give a fuck if it's out his range of view and if you go and fight where his apprentice is aura-farming after making friends he will call you a rat or something and start shooting again.
>>545035365Didn’t happenAlso is that real????>>545035686>>545035827>>545035957My thoughts exactly
>>545035679>>545036136Yeah so I just checked the wiki>Kill the Blood-starved Beast boss in Old Yharnam to spawn Snatchers.>Awaken at the Cathedral Ward lantern, exit straight, look to the right side, and get killed by the Snatcher in the corner.>After being taken to Hypogean Gaol, make your way to Darkbeast Paarl and enter the boss room. >Kill Darkbeast Paarl then open the big gate into Old Yharnam (alternatively, during the fight, use a Bold Hunter's Mark or die then awaken at Church of the Good Chalice)>Walk to Djura and climb up the ladder to talk to him. Do not attack anything.>Choose "Spare the beasts of Old Yharnam" and receive rewards.
>night shard is less dps, poise dps and fp efficient than pebbleno...
>>545036116names of the mothers?
last erg thread btw
>>545036435is it the same for swift glintstone shard?
>>545036503Next thread will have a Duchess OP
>>545035686don't make fun of him he might become the school shooter
>>545036550swift is 2% less dps but 30% more FP efficientall according to the spell dps list but i don't trust it much since it says charged ancient rancor does as much dps as pebble
>>545036651Hopefully it's pic-related or that one where she's restaging an orgasm for the coomers.
>>545036493madisonvarreslutmiquellagoonette
>>545036136So this is Nightreign? Queueing up with others to get owned by rats?
>>545036970this is off-model btw>>545037179yeah the game fucking sucks only trannies and tranny chasers play it
>>545037179If you're shitters, then yeah, that is also from the 'very hard' mode, like Depth 5 Chalice Dungeons in Bb but harder dmg-wise.
>>545036493shiftyduck brynhildr zdradamellowgremlin
>>545037359you just named 5 indian men
>>545037359but gremlin is a wylder main
>>545036846dont trust that list, it sayus that charged oracle bubbles is the "best" spell which is hilarious
>>545037296No one cares thread-shitter troon
>>545037494If you hit with every bit of it, the math says it's best. The DPS list is just math trash with no accounting for reality.
>>545037446in my experience most wylders are trans or feminine
>>545037296Just wondering. Haven't paid attention to it since I bought ER when Shadow of the Erdtree launched and I haven't finished it yet. >>545037310So it would be like someone heading straight for the capital or altus plateau right at the start of the game and then getting oneshot.
Kind of bored. I wish they still made video games
>>545037310>harder dmg-wise.Cursed Chalices impose a massive HP penalty and the Fetid Offering buffs a ton of enemies with red-eye type shit. D5 FRC is a oneshot fgest just as much as D5 DoN
>>545037603i'm sure the numbers on bubble are good but i still doubt the authenticity of the list in generalcharged crystal burst doing more DPS than charged shattering crystal just isn't true
can we fucking euthanize all guardian players already?
>>545037446he only plays revenant and wylder aka the two most sissy nightfarers
>>545037681Are you talking about that rat camp specifically? Because no, it would be like Undead Asylum/Tutorial area but NG+3/4 with starter gear, but blood gem-equivalents (relics) you have on your character, which is the post-game brind.
dogshit fucking duchess kys shitter
>>545037953If you hit with every projectile it is, I've used it a lot. It hits fucked up hard if you pointblank it.
dogshit exejeet
>>545038041What's the Nightfarer player manliness ranking look like?
>>545038240wylder and raider are the only masculine characters
>>545037946You can still melt things in a D5 Chalice dungeon easily, and I only recall getting one shot by big attacks, and the dodge in Bloodborne is insane, but anyway, with 50 Vig and some Clockwise-meta stacking you could still scrape 1k HP easily. Depth 5 Deep of Night is way more RNG-heavy as well, making it harder. DoN is 1-shot fest and a HP bloat fest, Depth 5 FRC Chalices, you could still melt enemies.
>>545038051Not the rat camp specifically, just that the enemies are more powerful because it's a lategame/very hard/NG+ area. The dogs in Dragonbarrow trolled me like that. I thought they were the same as the ones at the start of Caelid until one of them did a headsmash and instakilled me.
>>545037889If you're bored you should come over here and rub your tits between my cock
>>545038392unfortunately this is no longer true since depthshave you ever had a raider on your team and thought "how reliable, this guy is the center of our team"?wylders are judged on a case by case basis
>>545038424>Depth 5 FRC Chalices, you could still melt enemies.Some of them. Or you'd be stuck with a Glyph full of enemy hunters. Your'e right though, you could smear the trash on the floor more easily. But then again: Witches who spawn MAd Ones or Bell Maidens with Red Spiders.... sometimes melting shit wasn't enough lol
>>545038469Yeah it's like that, it's pretty smooth sailing from Depth 1-3 which is just feels like NG+1/+2 then a big spike for Depths 4-5 where it becomes no hit mode.
>>545037889Me too>>545036970>>545037889>>545037524Images of women that pleasure me btw
>>545038625>trash on the floorNo bosses as well, the DPS potential of a Hoonter with blood gems and beast blood pellet is insane. I hate those Witch cunt's and the Mad ones with a burning passion. Luckily, you could just drink those blue stealth drinks and bum rush the cunt. Or use a BBP and build up the bar on the mad ones, and then rush the old crowne. The spiders are funny as well, little red shitters. I forgot how blue elixir works with them, but I just rush the granny summoning them and they all die anyways.
Why is there a piss stain in front of Logarius's chair?
>>545039124Yes I know but the same applies to DoN>+30-50% DMG on Relics>Possible +200% with solid passivemaxxing
>>545037652no one cares about your untrue experience terrjeetxister>>545037985good post
>>545039248The level of HP bloat is not the same, and you should know that. You are talking about 20k HP Depth 5 FRC bosses at most vs something ridiculous like up to 100k+ HP on a Nightlord at Depth 5. Also, completely different levels of RNG as well.
>>544949285I fuck women who look like that and do that
>>545038240>straight with normal testosterone levelsguardian, raider>claims to be straight but jerks off to tranny pornwylder, ironeye>openly gayexecutor, recluse>closeted gay who jerks off to sissy hypno pornrevenant, duchess
Does giving Selluvis' potion to Dung Eater to get the puppet then killing him right after to get the set still work?
Night of the beast relic is funny on revenant. %25 damage buff and it becomes magic and fire. I can swipe for days for hundreds of damage
>>545039178He was uh...making snowcones with uh...lemonade. Yeah.
maybe q?
>>545037359shiftyduck - $50brynhildr - $5zdrada - $100mellow - $1gremlin - free
>>544957895More like exejeets>>545038041Terrjeetxister cope
Tell me a good quality weapon. At the moment I'm rocking a zweihander with giant hunt slapped on it. Just took the big elevator to altus.
New thread?
>>545040838Claymore
>>545041024>>545041024>>545041024Go
>>545040838Zweihander
>>545040838Ironically, bloodhound's fang works better on quality and it's one of the best weapons in the game. Use some talisman swapping to cast Bloodflame Blade on that bad boy, and Ash of war spam and jump attack spam away. Goes well with a good shield with 'no skill' ash on the shield as well.
>>545040804>>545040913Made for me to jizz on
