>Elden Ring Tarnished Edition delayed to 2026https://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1981360180580217143>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1024>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and trickshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>544931427
reddit ass op image
Zdradaenjoyer is the erg milk truck
>>545041118Its literally from Bandai Namco
CAW CAW CAW
>>545041118Kek true
i will be queueing soon
>>545041149Don't talk about my breeding sow like that true though
Boobs?
>>545041396Problem?
>>545041497The middle east has problems. Boobs is a solution
>>545041118It's an official bandai image moron
Kino-ass OP image*
>>545041616Fromsoft is reddit
how about you queue up so we can play the videogame
>>545041332I want to breed her tits
You get blocked if:You have an anime profileYou have a private profileYoure profile is younger than 5 yearsYou have any non english words or characters visible Your top 3 friends have any of these things in their profile You ping more than 3 times in one minute You ping less than 2 times in ten minutesYou pick up gear that isnt for your classYou attack libra before we make a dealYou rush noklateo day 1 You dont rush noklateo day 2 You picked the crater shifting earthYou play executor or gaurdian in trios You play raider or revenant in duos You play iron eye soloYour relics have more than 2 good effects on them You have more than 3 relics equippedYou wiggle your weapon You casual greet me You go to chapels or forts day 1 instead of camps Im sure theres more i can think of later.
>>545041332Back off she's mine and mine alone
>>545041829>>545041912You can enjoy watching from the cuck chair lil' bros. >>545041890high-maintenance foid post.
>>545041890Unblock me
>>545042229No because your in game name starts with a vowel and i hate that
>>>545041036The R2 poke is too short compared to the zwei. >>>545041175I feel like I'm cheesing the game using that thing and I hate the art of war with all the jumping and sliding about. I found the flamberge but now that I've gotten used to the zwei it seems a bit short. My talisman game is trash since I've been using assassins' crimson dagger, assassin's cerulean dagger and gold scarab.>>>545041090pic related
>>545041329hi trannison
>>545042387Use the blood flame blade weapon buff, golden vow (incant), cragblade, cold bleed bloody dagger, and/or fmgs. You can just stick with zwei
>>545041329Dawn skin girl executor is so pretty.
>>545041326Why?
gg ed ice dragon many close calls there.
>>545042229Will you be my gf if I play ender lilies?
>>545042758If only executor was a real woman.
>>545042823I think this is the worst I’ve played in a while but I haven’t lost a game today
>>545040838Unfortunately the quality infusion is crap and literally every infusable weapon is better with a different infusion. Some somber weapons are best with a quality build though, Axe of Godrick, Dragon Halberd and the Pizza Cutter are some fun ones.
pepe can i have one of your 3 DMG reductions. I'm about to feed to this caligo so hard
>>545041024CringeShould have just let us die
>>545042229I'm not playing ender lilies.
>>545043308thanks senpai
>>545043142Do you really look like that?
>>545042962If you play ender lilies and nine sols and AI Limit I can put you on our calling list
>>545043408Life is beautiful. Don't give up and die.
>>545041118>>545041687trvke>>545041497made to feed my offspring>>545042229*cockslaps u*
>>545043491Nevermind, maybe shiftyduck will be my gf instead.
>>545042460NTA but I told you to stop saying that, aim notAnd besides the fact that you assumed wrong there means your stupid system for teying to guess thw real people behind internet posts is cringe and doesn't work, its an anonymous website for a reason
>>545043586this but the opposite
>>545041329>>545042758>>545042969Further proof xhe should have just been a woman and xher players are all spiritual women.
>>545041497Yys looks like this
>>545043142Hot >>545041326>>545041890Weirdly good posts
>>545043886Absolutely correct
>>545043764it works often enough, trannison
>>545043764Why so many typos?
>>545043886Kinda true actually. Terr acts like a woman
>>545043491Ender Lillie’s is such a snorefest though
>>545044091All of his personas are really feminine coded even for a confirmed faggot into bestiality.
>>545044024I said to stop saying that
>>545044083I'm not looking while typing
>>545044380Retard
>>545042603I have it equipped along with electrify weapon, poison weapon and all the other incantations that require 15 faith but never seem to use them (I mostly raised faith to use flame cleanse me since fucking around with boluses is annoying until you can craft them). I just use fire paste when fighting those tree bosses. >>545043157I was looking at that axe ever since I killed godrick but didn't buy it. That thrusting poke on the zwei is just too useful. In my case it was a bit better than standard on the zwei. It did fuck up base damage but the stat scaling is higher. Standard was 271 + 169 vs quality 222 + 244.
gg dragon ._.
gg caligo. Didn't think we'd come back from me losing my runes to rain. Brutal run.
>>545044603gg caligo, i had to resort to shatter earth and bestial sling - not the best loot that run
>>545044293I don't care what you said, you're an ugly disgusting troon
>>545044828I'm not ugly or disgusting or a tranny, nor did I even say anything about sex
>>545044603Why sad face?
>>545044504>In my case it was a bit better than standard on the zweiMore damage than standard, but heavy or keen will outperform quality. I'd recommend heavy because it's already got a pretty high STR requirement and you can two hand it for 1.5x gains. If you can't infuse it with heavy and giant hunt that means you're missing the Iron Whetblade. It's a borderline essential item, so make sure to grab it.
>>545044948was just a brutal run all around, people dying everywhere, losing runes, cancerous dancer fight when no one had any weapons etc
>>545044504Try a full charged attack RKR build.Axe talisman, that one physik tear, royal knights resolve. Zwei has the big stab cr2 so it works great
>>545045083I've never seen anyone survive the big spin slash combo in nightreign. Must be impossible desu
>>545041149Her tits always get in the way I hate playing with her
>>545045216dodging towards to the right her works well enough.
>>545045216just deflect it lol
>>545041118reddit game reddit playerbase
>>545044936just kill yourself already
>>545045625I didn't even do anything wrong this time
thoughts on Sugar Daddy ironeye(increased runes for team maxing)?I can fit in 5 and still have ED Augor, 2skill, and invader
>>545045865you lied, you are ugly and disgusting and a tranny
>>545046031>redundancy
gg ironeyes thats my first win against everdark libra in depths
GG ED libra goats, clean run
gg gigalibracould've killed him by myself there at the end but the greed overtook me lol
>>545045003I have the whetblade. I've been levelling str and dex equally (both at 38 atm) but I exclusively two-hand my zwei. I'm thinking of taking all the extra points from dex and putting them into str.
just finished a really good anime gonna hit the q in a good mood
>>545046031I didnt, I'm not
>>545030587We both know that’s not true
>>545046304liar you've posted that before
>>545046307>>545046304also sorry about lagging behind but my loot was so shit I had to look for chests, literally no holy/fire purple weapons
>>545045919One of my deeps has -rune acquisition so you should run it
>>545046431leave /erg/ and never come back you worthless tranny
>>545043886>>545044019>>545044091>>545044245>>545044936>>545045417>>545045865>>545046431i appreciate how true and honest and correct you are
>>545046379Ching chong ping pong to you to Chinaman
>>545046774We know comradski.
all me btw
>>545046581It's definitely better with bad players and people stuck with -runesI always bring it with Zorban since he never freakin gets to 15
>>545046526nope!
>>545046686I'm not a tranny>>545046774They can't both be true tou replied to posts saying opposite things
>>545046431Stay in /erg/ and never go back you useful tranny.
>>545046792那不是中文,是日语。
>>545046304>>545045085Where can I find cute gfs who look like this
>>545046361Yeah, if you drop all the extra DEX and go pure STR you'll get 744 AR at +25 and 65 STR, compared to 688 ARE at 38STR/38DEX on a quality infusion. You could also stop at 54 STR and pump the rest into other stats and still get 723 AR.
>>545047007Play nightreign with /erg/. There are a lot of cute girls here
>>545046953I'm not a tranny
>>545047007>look like thisin your nearest elementary school probably
>>545046946you are so ugly that you have to be a tranny
it's been forever since I last changed my relic setup, when will I get anything worth a damn again
>>545047142Kill yourself
>>545047196i was saving up murk and finally spent everything i had yesterday, got a couple of CEkino relics but it took me a few hours to filter through all the garbage
>>545047369you first trannison
>>545047196I really don't want to tinker with it more. My setup is about as perfect as it's going to get and even if I get a better relic it'll probably be the wrong color and I'll have to tear my setup apart again.
why are all the new games obsessed with testing my horrific reflexes? In the old games I was able to walk through the levels shields up, and I liked playing them like that. There are no games like the old Souls games anymore.
>>545047142Stay alive at all costs.
>>545046976Ping pong ching chong ning nong
bump bot
What's the point of playing this game? There's no rewards, no higher rank after 9999, no friendships, no good community. We're just here to suffer
Not bad. >>545047973Eh I've made a friend through the game here but some people are just miserable fucks I guess.
>>545046827uh oh terr melty
>>545047973it's elden ring but i don't have to ride torrent for 50 hours just to do the combat every time
>>545047196>>545047378I'm paranoid on buying relics and murking relics ever since DoN dropped.Didn't have murk for deep relics and a bunch of effects I'd been murking on regular relics suddenly became good, meanwhile others like rally and taking damage increases ap became useless
>>545047015I read somewhere that 50 str is the sweet spot. Need to pump my end to wear all the fancy armour I've found. Getting tired of switching between the starting knight armour, caria knight and the one you can buy at the round table. At one point I equipped the samurai armour just to have something different to look at.
>>545048309>I'm paranoid on buying relics
>>545047973It's fun. It's a dopamine farm. I just blast metal and get drunk and treat it like a high stakes slot machine. Smoke some weed after a win and get back to it. >No good communityWho's fault is that?
>>545047973Go play something else til DLC drops then
>>545048309murk and sigils are an infinite resource, who cares, its not like this is a f2p gacha game where you can only do dailies
>>545047973There's no freedom of expression in this community, so of course you're going to suffer.You provide a suffocating environment for people who criticise shiftyduck.
>>545048439The softcap for strength is 80, and if you twohand your strength is increased by 1.5x so 54 STR is a good place to stop unless you plan on power stancing or using a great shield.
>>545046415What anime?
>>545048474>>545048552That's what I said.I just know there is going to be a new use for murk in the future and it will be better than the current ones. Online games always do this
no one queing?
>>545048675No shields for me. I don't even press L1. I block with my face. Power stancing only seems useful if you have one of those jump attack gimmick builds.
>>545047973 The game is really fun
>>545049196I'm queuing but not with you people
>>545049196im eepy and i might 3barare you okay with that?
>>545049196is that you?
>>545049196I'll be queueing in 15
>>545049468No. I'm completely flat
>>545049196i'm just berotting today cause tomorrow i'll get back to w*rk
Wait I can critical this pi- OH. OHHHHHH.
>>545049203Jumping attacks aren't gimmicks. You should use them.
gg cold dogs i was spoiled on defensive options
>>545047130i just checked and there were none that looked like that why are you lying
gg dog, discus goes brrrrrrrrr
>>545049659You know what they say about flat girls, they're like a desertthere's nothing there but it's hot as fuck
>>545046415https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd_Cb6uWoSI
>>545049997i pinged the ornamental rape swords and frog guy ignored it...
>>545050172i had a holy bleed weapon + the bleed talisman
>>545049952might need to check the kindergarten section then
>>545050638What's that
He will take your soul
>>545049659Sensitive at least?
>>545047486I'm not trans, stop saying that, you whined about me being fat before too and that wasn't true either
>finally got a second good night invader relic>it has night invaders+recluse ult increases max HP, the exact two effects my only other night invader relic hasWhat are the chances of this?
Do you guys think nezuk will ever queue again
>>545050953To clarify, you are Madison and you are a skinny flat chested woman (female)
>>545051080any%
>>545045216I watched Zorjeet block it on Guardian
>>545050883i look like this except im white
>>545050728chinese art so soulless you could call it ai slop
>>545051138hopefully he's climbing to d4 with randoms to learn depths
>>545051080Probably something with how the RNG is coded. In one day I got>Recluse Ult Increases HP with 3+ Seals increases FP and something else >Recluse Ult Increases HP with 3+ Seals increases FP and something else >Recluse Ult Increases HP with Night Invader and Character Skill +3>Recluse Ult Increases HP with Night Invader and some other shitty skill
>>545050953I'll stop when you stop posting in /erg/, you ugly tranny
>>545051165Kill yourself
Is there any sort of relic setup that can make Rev's claws do good damage?I'm not so sure but I'm curious if anyone has thought of something.The str relic barely adds dmg because the claws have E str and S fth scaling
>>545051138After 13 barring on Zorban's stream? I doubt it
>>545051813you look like that?
>>545051813Starting weapon does magic damage increases the base damage for her claws some reason even though they are already magic. The rest is probably increased fist damage and magic damage. Affinity damage probably helps too.
>>545051627I'm not either of those things, stop saying that
ZAMN those are some great effects>looks at cursesnevermind...
>>545051627>>545052143What is going on with you two?
>>545051813They're 90% magic damage, so stacking MATK will boost them. Hoarfrost also deals magic damage so it would be a good combo.
maddy it upzuk it down
>>545052059If you use starting armament does holy do her claws change to 50% holy 50% magic?
>>545052143prove that you're not a tranny and I'll stop saying it, trannison>>545052335there is no way that this is the face of a biological woman
>>545052279it's just their foreplay let them be
>>545052279Idk I'm just replying because theyre being annoying>>545052434That's stupid because people said that about other things but then just moved goalposts once it happened, I'm not falling for it
gg dogs ironbros, that was the most anticlimatic mystery niggas ever
>>545052335>when a goy says something so antisemitic you just hit them with the khazar milker face
>>545052572>That's stupid because people said that about other things but then just moved goalposts once it happenedlike what?
>>545052572You got any new selfies? What new makeup tips have you applied?
>>545052797No you retard I haven't posted anything since people here are just stalking my profiles and posted whatever I posted there here, watch Alexandra Anele and then kill yourself you queer
>>545052059>>545052291This is the best I could come up with, feels like I'm cosplaying Shiftyduck. 108 dmg on unupgraded claws 1 handed, 132 2 handed at lvl 15. Ult is doing 670
>>545053150I'm not queer, I'm straight and I love girls
>>545053196You have to 3 bar nonstop to complete the cosplay
>>545053196Wait swap those 1 handed and 2 handed values around lol.Using magic dmg +2 on slot 2 gives weaker claws but stronger ult and spell dmg
>>545053150who the fuck is alexandria anele
>>545053534Do you have Google? Do you have hands? Do you have the ability to pick up context clues?
>>545053196Interesting. This is what I came up with and I was hitting for 151 on light attack with unupgraded claws and 179 for uncharged heavies. Faith helped increase damage by a bit too.
>>545053368I think I can manage that
>>545053750Slot 3 is nice for it, I'm missing dmg in the practice area because I have night invaders equipped and I haven't killed any yet. My r1s do 130 dmg, 155 uncharged heavy
Defeating enemies +0/+1 stack, right?
>>545054345Ya
>>545054345Yes.
>>545054040Middle relic is fucking pointless, the bottom one is really pointless to
>>545053196bro? your evergaols?
>>545052797>>545053150who would want to see this tranny's selfies lmao
>>545054594I'm not
>>545048492Druggie losers like you
>>545054594Me. I love Madison
>>545054741you are though>>545054783look trannison, you got your very own chaser
>>545047973i have made a bunch of friends playing with erg tho
>>545054438In my last 10 games with erg on average we did 1 gaol, one game we did more than 2.I don't bother running it anymore.
>>545048579There's plenty of shiftycuck criticism here retard. No one is stopping that, but when it's intentional griefets sputing it, they get criticized and BTFO too.
>>545054906I'm not
>>545052335How could anyone think this girl is a tranny? Look at that tiny ass neck and tiny ass head. This bitch barely clears 5 feet tall.
>>545054423no
>253 damage r1 in training groundshold on, he might be on to something
>>545054981oh my god just fuck off already
>>545055163You're the one replying to me?
ED Augur is such a cancerous boss. Just dishonest difficulty with its camera fucking ability, projectile spam, lingering shitbox on its physical spiral attack, spawning waves on top of you, spamming so much bubbles that if feels like you don't have enough FP/Stam on some characters... Any tips?
>>545055105How did you get that much damage?
>>545055229you're the one shitting up this general with your tranny stink
>>545055230for the last timeAIM. THE. THE STORMRULER. AT THE GROUND. WHEN HE THROWS THE BUBBLES. IT WILL DISPELL THEM. WHY DO YOU IDIOTS NOT KNOW THIS
>>545054953God forbid someone criticises your favorite troon.Suck that feminine benis.
Why is every thread on this site always the worst during euro night hours?
>>545055241Frostbite is a 20% dmg multiplier
>>545055835Nah you're both faggots, enjoy that blocklist though shitter
>>545055761You're the one replying to me, and I'm not a tranny
>>545055945Because Amerimutt's are awake
>>545055241Stack as much ISA/MATKTry and have at least one Hoarfrost, Night Invader, Gaol and starting MATK (Invader and Gaol won't show in the training ground, but they're important for the run)Damage up against frostbite/poison can be found alongside MATK or ISA and boosts damage
>>545055818I've never had to do this myself, just regular uncharged stormruler attacks aimed at Augur spaced out to conserve stamina have protected me every time.The only dishonest thing about ED Augur is when he dashes ontop of you and then dashes again while still on you.
>>545054742Yeah bro it my weed habit that keeps people awy from the queue and not all the toxic namedropping and tierlisting.
Sum1 q pls>>545055818I never do this and I have like a 14/16 record vs ED Maris. Just time your r1 swings and manage your stamina
>>545051813Try the night of the beast relic or something that adds fire. Your claws change to split damage and you get about 25% more damage. Works great one handed and you can throw spells with your off hand.
I am Recluse main now
>>545051813Ive been running night of the beast evergaol slop and the remembrance relic that heals your team. The stamina regen makes your claws go i finite basically.
>>545056437Why does she wanna buy revenant clothes
>>545056669*unzips*
queue up please
>>545055818See how no one agrees with your caps lock advice, try again retard you don't even know the fight yourself.>>545056253The majority of the fight is dishonest, you conveniently neglected to mention it, spawning 3 waves back to back and the camera and arena's border fucking you over.
Choke of the century
I’ve been masturbating too much my balls hurt. I’m about to do it again.
>>545057190It's nnn
>>545056254The queue will organically slow down, just like the game's player numbers have dwindled. That's how it works, the older a game gets, with not enough fresh content to keep people engaged, how do you not understand this? Have all those drugs made you retarded? You shit up the thread constantly with your whining, and you don't even play with us. Also, your posts are low-quality, redic-argument-tier slop with ugly animations attached that no one likes, just trash. Also you are a druggie, you don't deserve to be taken seriously.
>>545057190You're not supposed to cum, it's November
>>545057190Show us your balls
>>545057219>>545057326>>545057370It’s nonstop nut November for me
>>545057326>>545057219holy reddit>>545057238blew out his brown asshole here well done
1/3 for 1 hour
>>545056491I have an isa + fire dmg imbue relic that lets me do 137 per 1handed r1. Another isa brings it to 150 but I can just put evergaol in there to help spellcasting.Might be something to isa rev, her r1 1 handed claw has very good range and speed. You can quickly dodge/reposition after every r1.
>>545057517Reddit > 4chan
>>545057370This Madison?
>>545057493Dont
Reclusegang we fucking won
>>545057542All the eu gamers played already and the rest are waiting to snipe zorjeet
>>545057542im 1/3 tho..
>>545057370This
>>545057704I’m gonna nut on your leg
>>545057831Kill yourself
>>545057614I use the regular dog relic for the stamina on attack and spam one hand r1s and never run out of stamina. Isa sounds neat but its probably better for two handing right the claws right?
GGs Mystery Nigga Jellyfish. Thank god one of you found that red staff with stars of ruin in that first church, cause nothing else really worth much dropped during the run.
>>5450580502 handed claws are too slow, you just get hit and die because the r1 doesn't stagger anything except the weakest soldiers and using it vs bosses mean you just die because you can't roll out of the animation while they flail around
1/32/31/3grim
I just had sex with the moms of next 3 posters
The only way for the password to survivor is for everyone to vanquish their block lists
>>545058326>sneedGAWD enters your gamenow what?
>>545058172Yeah thats why i one hand mostly and when the boss repositions i can throw a spell. Dog relic is fun on revenant if you havent tried it.
>>545058326I'm not unblocking Dantev or Alex
kek my foot touched lava
>>545058326I'm not unblocking you tide
ok I think I had enough of this game for now, see you guys when the DLC drops
>>545058759bye
Ok I just got done recharging my batteries, time to start playing Nightreign again
2/3 in the que hurry
>>545058759See you soon
>>545058759You'll be back tomorrow Pepe
>>545058326pass is full of petty faggots fr
1/3 for 1 hour and 30 minutes
>>545059063Just use a cord
>>545059187Which ergs look like this?
>>545058759See you tomorrow
anyone wanna do normal games
>>545059660
>>545059660No
>>545059271The queue breaks frequently, don't be shy about taking out the password and putting it back in, going to main menu then back in, etc.You also might be blocked by some of the regulars playing. I had Practice blocked for over a month due to his dogshit internet and so when we got into the queue 2/3 the game would not go to 3/3 and instead put practice in another person's game and leave me out to sit in 1/3.
>>545059771ugly 'art' style
>>545060221That’s the point dumbass she’s supposed to be a freak for my BWC>>545059187Awesome image >>545058759See you next year smelly retard
>>545057924Do you want a cum tribute?
>>545060482Heh... it's supposed to look like dogshit! You sure showed me. Also you're a brown pedo nigga you aren't kidding anyone.
>>545057618trueyou should go back there
>>545060556No, kill yourself
poor pepe
>>545060997I don't get it.
>>545060809You're so tsundere. Which picture do you want it on?
gg goat
>>545057238It's not slowing organically, it's dying because of your toxic circlejerking and how worthless the posts ITT are. Literally nothing but blogposts from trannies and ERP. Who the -fuck- would want to read it? >You shit up the thread constantly with your whininglmao, I'm a drop in the bucket compared to all your ERPs>Also, your posts are low-quality, redic-argument-tier slop with ugly animations attached that no one likesI literally have never seen such a limp and feminine argument. Absolutely pathetic and hilarious. Imagine being mad about some webms I post. Literally seething and fuming for weeks.
I felt so cool going back to pick this up for pepe only for it to be regular libra kekgg
>>545061570gg libra>>545061358libra
>wait for 2 hours to play with deranged discord trannies who 3bar>insta match d5 with normal adults on hexinton cordchoices, choices...
>using the malware jeet engine cordkeeeeek
>>545061730No way bro the thread is slowing organically! It's not that we chase everybody away by being a glorified general chat feed for a clique of AGP troonoids! No!!!
>>545048309>meanwhile others like rally and taking damage increases ap became uselessI'm ready to retvrn to basegame when the DLC drops. I love this set.
>reddit nigga stuck playing with horrible randomskeeeeeeeeeek
erg niggas really be saying zorbanbart all the time and act like its normal
>>545062205>>545062064>>545061852Gb2dsg
The druggie is rage posting ugly shit again
>>545048302Dumbass>>545049196>>545049453>>545049659>>545050030>>545051165You didn’t have to turn me on like that
>>545062408Yeah dude so ugly! What a blight! This is absolute cancer! It's not that you're a newfaggot retard who got confused when I first posted it and have been forced to be mad about it ever since I didn't let you backseat janny me about your take on this extremely on-topic clips!You make it more fun to post them btw. The seethe is hilarious.
nt hotdogs. Harsh ending with the disconnect.
ggs horsiecould've been hitless if i didn't get scraped by a random spear coming from the ground, oh well
>>545062659What made him so confused when you first posted it?
I won again
My prayers have finally been answered, GG Fulghor
>>545062805CE
>>545062749You owe me 6 hours of paizuri you cowtit freak
>>545062749Let me suck on your big demon boobs please
women fear mefish fear meas i walk throughthe valley of deathmy nameis executorand i am a dog
>>545062789I called it "OC" [literally put it in quotes like that] and he thought I was taking credit for animating it or something. I dumped some clips I made for the next hour or so and there was visible seethe about it.
>>545062805You can use this but you have to pick up all the gravity rocks outside the castle and the ones in that NW valley and north cliff
>>545062906>>545062913Weirdos
>>545062954This is cringe reddit slop. Sorry but you lost and you're still seething about it
>>545052335>>545052719damn you’re right those are some crazy semitic phenotypesalso kys terr>>545053150only one guy is doing that btw and it’s the same tard who keep spamming this place no one else cares
>>545055945Terr is always awake at this time>>545048492>>545056254Just shut up drug addict
>>545063106See? Thanks for proving my point lol
>>545063036>Push your tits in front of everyone's faces>Surprised when everyone wants to rape you
>>545060646Smelly terrjeet coded projection post
>>545058326>>545058421>>545058470… your reaction >>545058281?
what could have possibly gone wrong in nightraver anon's life for him to act this way
>>545062205zorjeet is quitting nightreign for lies of p anywaysoon we'll be free from him griefing the password. the queue will be slower but its worth it
>>545063381It's the 'jark bruh
>>545062749Didn’t read your post nice tits though
>>545061730>>545061852>>545062064you just blew out xher asshole here no debate about it well done>>545062954nasty webm honestly
>>545063330If he promises to q after then that’s fine I guess
>>545063401You know we can see the viewer list right? We can easily find out who you are and tell your caretakers youre being a bad boy
>>545063381Drugs, and his dogshit webms and shilling his shit here didn't work out for him, really mindbroke the dude.
>>545063543Yeah dude so gross, so much worse than AI slop pedoshit and LotF screenshots. I'm gonna post these all the time if this is the seethe they cause. Might even make copies with new names and shit to fuck with filterers. Should be fun lol
>>545062749
>>545063401Damn. The Zorb has better taste than I thought. Good on him for moving onto greener pastures.
>LoP>greener pasturesPretty sure the DLC flopped. No one talks about it.
Spooky ghost chair.
>>545063838Apparently it has some good bosses but I stopped at the zoo, it was just so unimpressive even though the base game was really damn good
>>545063234Why do people want to rape Madison too when she doesn't have any tits?
>>545063234that ain't me
>>545063571woah momma
fast and easy gigabugs gg
actually it was bg
>>545063330My moms dead so you stuck your tiny peepee in a urn full of ashes
>>545063401erg is saved
>>545063401the queue will truly be saved when trishjeet and shittycuck stop playing
bored asf
>>545063838Well that’s because the base game wasn’t exactly overly popular to begin with. The dlc was fun. It’s higher quality but not as popular as something like this.
>>545063935I wish there was a counter for number of destroyed roundtable chairs
>>545063381>what could have possibly gone wrong in nightraver anon's life for him to act this way?Weed and drugs fry your brain. You stop thinking rationally and lash out at everything for no discernible reason.
>>545063935Quality jap programming. When can we expect to see this storyline progressed?
>>545064640The base game did great for itself, sold about what 2-3 million? That's amazing for a debut title, a breakout hit even. I just didn't hear as much buzz about the DLC.
>>545065182>>545064640lies of p dlc was announced over a year after the game came out so that's probably why
>>545058326I clean my blocklist every list. Rn it's mostly just cheaters and greatbow users
>>545064257im not the one who made the post junior sorry about your ashen one mommy
>>545063608>He thinks I'm Fitzlol, kinda flattering ngl>>545064796lmao, I'm only lashing out at retards when they act like childish offtopic /soc/ retards in the Elden Ring thread.
>>545066015Bjark melty
>>545064119You owe me boobs
>>545065182It did, but the online buzz even then wasn’t anything huge, it got the ‘appropriate’ amount of attention >>545065667Also true. They took their time with it, but it’s about as long as the base game so that makes sense
>>545063401>manta quit nightreign>zorban quit nightreignWho the fvck do we watch now bros?
>>545066015>Druggie hallucinates some literal who out of nowhereAnyway, you've said before you've shilled your stream or something here, obviously it didn't take off because you have a shit personality and even worse gameplay. >>545066084Pretty sure nightraver anon doesn't play with the pw, whereas bjark does, they are not the same person, but annoying redditors though.
sex.sex with helen
>>545066708I saw him make a gg post once but I forgot who he is
bruh
>>545066834im sorry but he spawned his torpedo split on top of me then i got cucked by the wall during the maul. absolutely awful rng for that fight
>>545066834I thought those two were supposed to be top-tier bros?
>>545066740Doubt, he constantly creis about the pw
>>545066740that's not bjark idiot you don't play with us either
>>545063571boobies I love boobies
>>545068186Why?
>>545068279I am ignoring you
little charged chompy dash got me twice, guess I rolled too early. Tryna dodge his mouth but the zappy after did the damage.
Holy shit I fucking destroyed him
>>545068702Who are you and who did you destroy
Hopefully I get a game with terr
Hopefully I don't get a game with Banderson
i'm a rat
>>545068932Can you not read? He said him.
>>545069030do not capitalize my name
>>545069316this was peak villianous when i was a kid
>>545069140
>>545068186>>545068279>>545068383What a strange exchange. Do not post like this again.>>545069316This is a good post, however.
Hopefully, I don't get a game with terrjeet
>>545069460NICE TRY BITCH
>>545069467Sorry
sorry 950 im gonna hit the hay
>>545069735Bitch
>>545069460What did the wylder do to deserve this
>>545069735>>545069970Another strange exchange.
>>545070128Wtf is strange about what I did all I said was "Sorry", how does getting a reply make the post that was replied TO weirder?
>>545070208
>>545070208Love em
Vig stacking Revenant?
>>545066708>Anyway, you've said before you've shilled your stream or something hereYeah over a decade ago for Dark Souls 2. What a retard
>>545070568Still no boobs
Next sissy that Qs up and joins one of my games and three bars is going to be forced to wear this for a week
>>545070765That changes nothing about what I said, kek.
>>545070208Zdradamommy isn't queueing right now
gg giga bugs
GG gigabug.Thanks for the fire whip, rng was atrocious for me in this game. But at least I dropped good staves for Duchess.
>>545070042I'm a rat, he was tryna kill a rat
>>545071001Yes it does, I was simply streaming to share my gameplay, not even to build a community. That was before people were desperately trying to make twitch a full time thing. I just had a really kickass Mage Knight build with CMW buffed Blue Flame and a bunch of fighting game-esque slow fireball -> fast fireball mixup shenanigans that could also R1 you to death EZ. It was cool and people liked watching. Imaging thinking everybody who ever streamed was desperately trying to cultivate a community. Zoomoid retard.
>>545071004>>545070208When is she going to post her tits?
This loot was absolutely BLESSED.
>>545071872Never seen those name in erg before
>>545072139I don't use the dead tranny password
>>545071872you play like a monkey
Even had my choice of Lightning Strike seals. God to pick the Godslayer one over a shittier one to purple.
>>545071573>redditraver druggie is a DS2troonLike clockwork. That aside, no, you didn't have anything 'kick ass' it went nowhere because you have a shit personality and even worse gameplay like I said. It went nowhere for precisely this reason. Otherwise, you would just make YouTube videos if you are trying to show off a build like a normal person. Anyway, I can tell I struck a nerve based on your response and this mention of 'zoomer' out of nowhere.
>>545071582>>545071004Stop being weird
>>545070953all exejeet/birdjeet/reclusoids/revsissies wear this btw
>>545072547>That aside, no, you didn't have anything 'kick ass' it went nowhere because you have a shit personality and even worse gameplay like I saidNo it went nowhere because I got bored. I had my few streams, got bored and didn't stream again. You're hilarious. > this mention of 'zoomer' out of nowhere.It's not out of nowhere lol, only zoomers have this mindset where uploading things online MUST result in success and longstanding engagement. They can't fathom a pump and dump.
>>545071582She only does it after she wins so it's incentive to play like a good lootpiggy
gg mapless caligo we smashed
>nightrave anon is a loser boomieTelling
>>545071573>obsessed unc meltykinodont shit the bed too hard grandpa
I'm glad you realized you are gorgeous.I still hope you realize you are perfect
>>545072813Doing a phase skip on base Caligo is always cool
>>545072847No no no there's no correlation between being an old loser and drugs, delete this.
>>545072942Who are you talking to?
>>545072847All that projecting because I can play Nightreign DoN while stoned/drunk when you can barely handle is stonecold sober is hilarious.
>>545073053Cute art
why do you hate me terr
>>545072942Are your mourning a love that didn't work out?
>>545073619Why is she sweating? Is she thinking about my cock?
>>545073619I love dolls
>>545073619This is how Revenant mains cast spells
>>545072942>>545073101>>545073596Answer the questions
these mouse binding options are so bad, it's like they hate kbm playerswhy can't I bind anything to mb4 or mb5? why do I have to do these janky combinations?ds1 had better bind options than this (probably because of the remake)
>>545073619This is her reaction to seeing shirtless Wyldmen
>>545073815I'm guessing the relics say dragon cult
>>545072547>>545072715>>545072847>>545072882>>545073059>>545074276>>545070953Objective truth nuke posts which blew out assholes and struck nerves everywhere…
>>545073101>>545073596>>545074187Im talking about Gemmy
>>545074746Kys schizo>>545074187No, fuck off
>>545074746I was talking about ShiftyDuck
0 negation 0 LLTBT 100% bullshitted by condemnednice try DHA that was rly close
The choke, RIP... you had a twinblade on your back why did you just not smack us with it
nt ed libra daughter-wife and booba magic woman
>>545074746I was talking about gremlin
>>545074832Who are you
>>545075009idk i'm not smart
>>545075237Fair enough I am also retarded I was getting annoyed that madness was not proccing on Libra and the stupid floating eye got me twice as a result from FoF casting.
>>545075237>>545074276>>545073619Why do dolls love the Wyld man so much?
I'm queueing again
what happened to the lawsuit guy
>>545075216No.
gg gigadel, that was very speedy
>>545075872Mom, why does Practice get to mating press 2 waifus?
>>545075872ggmy discus was doing 1.3k damage to him with my buffs up thats probably the highest ive ever had it do
>>545075315proccing
Serial winner entering the queue again to save erg
>>545073619This Revenant is giants flame maxxing and holding a giants seal without even realizing the giants seal doesn't even come with a giants flame spell.
>>545076078yeah that was pretty wild, never seen discus do actual damage beforemaybe i should try an incant rev sometime....
>>545076078Build?
>>545076078This is how revenant presents herself for Wyld cock
Playing randoms pray for me plz
>>545076408
>>545076817Cracked damage, very nice.
>>545076239This place doesn't have free speech. Does it deserve to be saved?You should play with another community.
I've really enjoyed the general today
>>545077075How??
>>545077075I really disliked the general today.
>>545077075Me too. The whiny troons got really mad and proudly held repeated Ls so I got to laugh a fair bit.
>>545077907Now that the troons run everything here, why is everything worse than it was last year?
>>545078079I don't know but don't you dare post a webm they don't like or tell them their slow queue and dead thread being that way is their own damn fault lol
>Me too. The whiny troons got really mad and proudly held repeated Ls so I got to laugh a fair bit.
>>545070042he's black
>>545078201Who is this semen demon?
Piq I like you but ping your route and listen to pings nigga. We were fighting Namelss king in the water
>>545077907There are no troons here. Just you.
>>545077282It was just fun, idk how to explain it
>>545078486Anon, one of them ritual posts with things like >I am a girl who is ____Women don't say that. Troons do.
>>545078668No one posts anything like that.
>>545078668I always just assumed that was a man making a joke
>>545078478Just don't get hit?
>>545078756Just don't get groomed?
>>545078668I've never seen anybody post something like that
>>545078754It's not, that's the sort of regular self-assurance trannies have to engage in. >>545078750lol
>>545078754This. It's clearly insincere.
>>545078896I really don't think so
>>545078918No, it's clearly a troon trying to actualize their fantasy by asserting it verbally. >>545078943You're wrong then lol. It's not funny, it's not interesting it's not "IRONIC" it's just a troon.
>>545078896>Nightraver anon continues to be the worst poster in the threadI should have known.
>>545079042Why do you think it's that and not the joke thing?
why is this guy so weird? is he the one that brags about being an oldfag constantly?
>>545079125Because it's not funny, nobody ever laughs and it's literally what trannies do all the time. There are huge collages of social media posts from retarded AGP filth who post nonsense like that.
so why did u go mines? for the sacred blade battlehammer you threw away?
>>545079042I don't know if they're actually troons.After all when I talked to gremlin, he revealed that he's 6 foot 5 and has a dick like a coke can. He literally impales women on his cock while standing so their feet are hanging in the air. I think all these troons are just pretending to be gay incels on hormones so they mess with us and ruin our general.Just look inside their steam group and you'll see where they decided to play rev
>>545079278Most jokes aren't funny, like I kinda get what you're talking about because I know reddit exists but I really think you're overthinking it
>>545079373>I don't know if they're actually troons.I don't care if it's 4D chess. Troon posts are troon posts. >>545079403I'm not overthinking it.
>>545079278>There are huge collages of social media posts from retarded AGP filth who post nonsense like that.It's almost like that's what the anons who are shitposting are referencing.
GG Dogs. I was so locked in ready for Everdark, oh well.>>545079371Yes. It was right there and I wasn't anticipating getting the halo scythe from the invader and I think Duchess already had a white/blue staff slicer so I thought it could be a good idea. Didn't take that long anyway I just ulted the soldier then we ran out.
>>545079524>It's almost like that's what the anons who are shitposting are referencing.Nah. They aren't merely pretending. Same with the ERP. It's not funny jokes, it's troon shit for lonely gooners.
>>545079628This is the kind of anon that doesn’t understand jokes or sarcasm. He watches stand up comedy and assumes everything being said is the truth.
>>545079923It's not funny and nobody ever laughs. It's just literalcancer and lonely gay men trying desperately to reach out for a connection with another warm breathing living human.
>>545079594all g was just curious since you both dropped the stones before lastboss, that map seed was fucking dogshit though
>>545080017Of course it’s not funny to you. Nothing is. You don’t understand jokes because of your brain damage.
>>545080179Anon, I'm literally watching a comedy podcast and have gone to see some of the day's top comedians live at shows. Fuck off and accept you're deluding yourself about the retarded gooner faggots you share your expeditions and thread with.
>>545079203My favourite arc was that day where zorban hit 80 viewers and he sperged out in the thread about it
>>545080290THIS post is extremely funny, maybe you do understand jokes
>>545080290Doubt. At the very least your existence is embarrassing enough for me to laugh at.
>>545080463I liked when anons pointed out that he can't do a false flag about the pass leaking when we have someone streaming 12 hours a day and then Zorban stopped streaming all of a sudden.It was really funny seeing the meltdown.
>>545080463Literally didn't happen lol. Maybe somebody else had a melty but I literally don't care how many viewers Zorban gets. I shat on you all collectively and to cope you tried to act like I care if some retard Griefbow faggots has viewers. All I said was I got similar views when I shilled here so it's not really noticeable or impressive. >>545080573Cope lol. One time I saw Ari Shaffir at Just for Laughs and he had Dan Soder open for him and brought Tim Dillon on for a quick 5 mines. >>545080492Nice try retard.
>>545075216>>545074832>>545075695>>545078201>>545078486>>545078754>>545079203>>545079923>>545080492Funny posts which I agree with for the record. Poignant points all around.
It's crazy when you realize that all the worst posts in the thread are from one anon.
>>545080660>Zorban stopped streaming all of a suddenBut I stop stream at the usual time every day?
rat on horse action
>>545081171>>545080660IT's funny how often you guys try to blame me when I'm simply not responsible for half of itYou've called me>Trish>Bjark>The pass leakerNone are true at ALL
>>545079373no gremlin you do none of those and you are none of those things nice try now post your cute tushy
>>545081171It's like this in most generals in most boards.4chan doesn't have real moderation so these losers get to run wild, when 4chan died for 2 weeks the other chans just ban these clowns instantly. It's sad that the other chans are so slow otherwise there'd be no reason to come back to this hell hole.
>>545081248gg horse, kinda regret dropping you that seal with hp regen, your full hp effects constantly toggling was really annoying lol
>>545080660>>545080463next level schizophrenia. I'm afraid you're gonna have to stop posting
>>545081189No, he doesn't. The days he didn't stream are the exact days that line up with anons laughing about how he kills false flag attempts by existing.
Are you apart of the zorban gang or are you apart of the shiftyduck sissy squad?
k
>>545081575They're seperate groups?
>>545081575why must one choose? spread love not hate
>>545081441>Mentions days in advance that he won't be streaming on a certain day because of real life obligations >Said busy day comes and he doesn't stream>He stopped because of anons laughing at him!
>>545081351I don't break the rules though anon. I post ontopic. Always. Worst is I get clapped by a janny for calling you guys niggers.
Spoopy
>>545081171but I'm the worst poster in the general
>>545082045Examples?
im bored of this general go live zorjeet
>>545075005Llgbt?
>>545079403why haven't you killed yourself yet?>>545080290>I understand jokes because I go to comedy showsthis is really funny, maybe you do understand jokes after all
>>545075237I'm literally Wylder irl
gg cold dogs, was wholly prepared to hit hotdogs since i found zero dmg negation the entire run but nothing ever happens as usual
>>545076078pspspspsps
>>545082485post tousled blonde hair
>>545082468>this is really funny, maybe you do understand jokes after allI wasn't trying to be funny but sometimes I'm so earnest that weaklings who don't just speak their mind find it absurd and humorous.
>>545082485It is your duty to impregnate all dolls and Duchi
>>545082250Ok fine
>>545081357fsh fsh fsh fsh fsh fsh fsh fsh fsh fsh
>>545082613-gg--gg-g--g-gg-gg-g-ggoood gammeee f......
Holy shit just got the top relic from normal dog. My carian sword duchess has officially entered china tier
>>545082908>carian slicer duchess>no invuln on skillbricked
>>545076239>exejeet>serial winner Good bait
>>545082613Demon mommy milkies for me!
>>545082662Holy shit. A good webm from you finally. I thought it was impossible at this point but you managed to do it!
>>545082908I too have a chinese build but honestly it's less fun than just having affinity maxed
>>545082613I love boobs
>>545082662Is it ugly on purpose?
ggs heolstorthat run was psychological torture>get one singular spear at the very start of the run>okay, i'll look for a second and i'll be good>scrounge like crazy>no spears>wind up with a siluria's and a mohg's, would be great on almost any other boss>spear finally drops only after making the siluria's orange>no full hp negation so i'm stuck trying to trigger successive attacks negation on heolstor with greatspears (good fucking luck)>only get touched by the nightlord once with the shoulder tackle>but get 1shot by the fucking geysers twice
>>545083148I mean if you weren't so hateable and didn't spaz so bad when I do things you don't like, I'd post more. Also I've posted dozens of webms you guys liked. I could go into archives and find multiple cases of people telling me to Q with you based on a clip.
>>545082485>>545082758hot>>545082659>tousledhot>>545082250>>545082772don’t do this
>>545083226ME TOO
>>545083226Why?
>>545081619Thank you, sincerely.
>>545081351Infinitychan getting taken down was the beginning of the end. they got scattered to the wind and a suitable back up hasn’t appeared since. The incident in April further proved just how ephemeral all of this shit is. But yeah it was funny watching all the tards in this site tried their usual gimmick in places with post ids and poster counts. Good laughs.
>>545083272just grapple and then R2 thats like 5 hits right there. Oh wait are you a... A .... BIIIIIRDD EJEEEEEEEEEET JEEEEEEEEEEET JEEETY JEETY JEEEEEEEEET BAWKABWBAWKBAWK JEEEEEET
>>545083226This is why Zdrada got moved to SSS+ el mucho grande tier
>>545083446>>545083475whoa... two trannisons...
>>545083604No? ISA wylder. r2s and grapples do fuck all and wouldn't solve the slow attacks + only negation being successive attacks problem.
>>545083821Just saying, you can cancel the grapple with anything. So you proc 1-2 hits with the grapple and then press R2 which does the running R2 which is like a million hits.
>>545082659Helmet stays on>>545082758I'll do that and throw in impregnating dark skin witches for free
>>545083921>So you proc 1-2 hits with the grapple and then press R2 which does the running R2 which is like a million hits.Running R2 gets you killed on heolstor 100% of the time. It's too slow.
>>545083446>>545083475Soft, squishy, warm, contains milk, mommy issues, madison
>>545084085false.
>>545084209Dude just a standard l1 leaves you barely enough time to dodge his next attack. Running r2 with a greatspear on heolstor is suicide.
>>545084096
>>545084351He saw something that made him think gigantogiganormous if true
>>545046946Two things can be true at once >>545051813Need to put my face in there
>>545073053bet they had sweaty creampie sex after that
>get stacked>normal libra>get nothing>ED librai'n nooooooooticing a pattern here
>>545075319their abs turn them on>>545076435>>545083928>>545084096nvclear trvke
>>545085535GG im queued again anyon
>>545085784fuck YOU
>>545083302This is my first time actually talking to you though I just don’t like those webms you posted before>>545083604I say this
>>545085784i'm done for meow i gotta do stuff
>>545085851I don't believe you. Eat shit bud.
so does this general queue normal nightlords anymore or is it depths only?
>>545086259Depths only
>>545086259Pretty much only DoN but I would queue if a newfie came here asking for normal runs.
>>545086431>newfieWhy would you give preferential treatment to somebody from Nova Scotia?
Post boobs
Thank you for the wand Zorban I literally got not one from drops. I am noting this shit down from, it’s going in my books
>>545087102Cute...
>>545086002I don’t want to eat any of what you usually post thanks
>>545083725Stop saying that
>>545087198>Took him more than 10 minute for that wet fart retortlul
Can somebody post dingle steam so I can block him too, I wanna try something
this thread is purgatorysame people replying to themselves in the same way playing the same repetitive game with the same charaters the same route the same bossholy fucking shit
>>545087520One wonders what reasonable discussion one could have when there is a lack on incoming new information (No patches or DLC) and there's a schizo tranny deliberately attempting to sew discontent.
gg hotdogs grilled with mustard and coleslaw
>>545087520Yep and shitraver anon is like a locust/fly here to cobble up and contribute shit
>>545086847
Zdrada while I can commend your rational thinking stop being a coward and have some fun it's just an invader POI and a royal revenant
>>545087853Ntr? Kys. Nice boobies though
>>545087210I already told you when I'll stop
>>545087853My wife's are bigger
>>545088271Who's your wife?
>>545088271Our wife you mean cuck boy?
>>545088179I'm not trans
>>545087210Do you even play Nightreign with us?
>>545088014yeah i'm absolutely not going through an entire magic fort at level 3 because the invader spawned ontop again, everytime it results in a nightmare and fuck red royal rev in every way possible
>>545088508prove it and I'll stop insulting you forever
>>545087520Welcome to generals retarded newfag
It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/live/upJLtg6_yoo
>>545088271kys mush
>>545088682You're lying and I'm not going to fall for that again
>>545088341MY actual real wife. Who looks like Jessica McCarney>>545088349You wish.
>>545088586I try to but I don't play depths because i suck at it so I usually get stuck not playing and waiting at round table and give up
>>545089153fall for what?
>>545087520>>545088907lmao this nigga has either never browsed any general on this board or is playing dumbthis general is surprisingly on the top percentile for thread quality - skim through some of the other generals and you'll quickly find out why
>>545089251Just play depths bitch
coping hard over here
>>545089407Yes
>>545089336>this general is surprisingly on the top percentile for thread qualitythere are periods where the game is actually discussed, so yes absolutely
i just sat in queue for 30 minutes and none of you came so now im crying
>>545089796I came about 20 minutes ago
Can I have some help coming
>>545089972what kind of help?
>>545090154Encouragement maybe instructions preferably with visual stimulant
For some reason, I've been beating ED Bugs when playing with randoms but losing to Fulghor, both ED or not.
>>545090424these lewds are all you're getting buddy, I'm not a fucking gooner
>>545090524Why not? Gooning is fun
>>545090805masturbating is fun, gooning is degenerate as hell
>>545087341>you need to be here 24/7 like me fuckin bhenchodClassic
ggs ED dogs fellas, fairly clean as far as that fight goes.
>>545089407True.>>545089837Same, except it’s been more like an hour for me.
>>545090906What's the difference
>>545089628>>545089336It absolutely and objectively isn’t in the “top percentile”, but it’s also not quite among the worst either. Probably somewhere in an awkward middle ground at this point.
>>545088605made for mating press by me>>545089190i have sex with your wife sorry to say
Manta nightreign tomorrow morning. I hope shifty and zorban stream snipe her
if i use this i KNOW i'll get accused of cheating in my relicsalso i apologize if this joke is in bad taste, dingle, but your dog died for the top right relic
>>545091175gooning is like masturbating and edging constantly, all day, while talking about masturbation with other people
>>545091141Yeah got tagged at the end because I was keeping half an eye on the sword dog. Feels like I was getting hard targeted the whole fight though but that’s alright since zorban seemingly felt hoarding two full negations in day one was a good strategy
>>545091363cheater chink kino build
>>545091363Those are cheated.
>>545091363wait so how much health do you have when you start? duchess only has 7 at lvl 1 vigor and that should be -9 vigor, I'm curious to see what happens.
GG ED dogs
>>545091363You’ll get accused because you did cheat them in. Your curses make it really obvious retard
>>545091363>literally cheats>i know people will accuse me of cheating
>>545091363>reduced vigor and arcane on all 3at least make it believable
>>545091403>since zorban seemingly felt hoarding two full negations in day one was a good strategyOh that's what you were asking for, I didn't get what you were asking for lol.
>>545091403My good spear had less likely haha
>>545091363I don't think I personally would make that joke but I believe they aren't cheated
well I think I'll rub one out
>>545092223thick thighs i'm gonna gooooooooooooooooooon
>cumming during novemberngmi
>>545091560>Secret negative vigor integer underflow stratI know it won't but that would be funny as fuck
>>545091363>trying to play it off as good rng and "brooo u wont believe what i just got" when the effects are literally one in 8 trillioncrazy how retarded cheaters are lmao take a statistics class you stupid bitch or stop caring what others think
>>545092223Goon time
>>545092223>Stubble peeking out of her bikiniGood taste but I'm still not jerking off
>>545092662i'll jerk you off with my fists punch you in the head multiple times 'cause you're dead now
>>545092454Only edging, I can stop whenever I want
>>545092740Oh my~
>>545092223>absRuined. Nice try cuck.
>>545092826gay
>>545091363>reduced vigor and arcane three times
>>545092223damn that didn't take long
Why are darkwraith dutchess always toxic
>>545093391They're called Dickwraiths for a reason
>>545093210edging for mommy marika..
You now remember the fist raider cope that disappeared soon after
I miss cupcake...
>>545092223Dont
>>545093685qrd?
>>545093845>>545093685People were trying to say Raider was worth it with Fist dormants and that this saved him from being F tier. I think Raider is A tier in normal Q but DoN shits on his niche so thoroughly it's wild.
>>545093835Do it with me
>>545093835too late...
>>545093709>she never posted her buttsad...
>>545094194Why would you want to see fat tranny ass?
>>545094364Because I'm into that, obviously?
>>545094567You should like real girls instead
The randos on Zorban's stream are playing better than any erg player I've seen
>>545092929Don’t sign your posts
raidinapologies for those last two downs fellas, the very final pixel of the rain of arrows clipped me and the same thing happened with his wind blast thing
>>545095312Someone needs to posture break Bryn
>>545095312triple raider seems like a nightmare on d5
The fact that the damage negation passives outweigh pretty much everything is the biggest flaw with this game. I hope that changes someday.
>>545041024how's nightreign solo?I guess there must be a mod that changes the enemy HP values or something
>>545093967Raider fundamentally does not work in depths, I don't know how you can begin to salvage it.
>>545095312I'd disconnect if I saw 2 people choosing raider.
>>545095514Hp values are already adjusted, and its playable but not really greatIf you're worried about being social, it doesn't really require that much of you, all you do is ping the map where you wanna go
>>545095514Just play with erg
>>545095514a waste of time
>>545095514It's perfectly good and fine until the endgame game mode, at the highest difficulty you either find the right passives in the first five minutes or you better be a no hit runner
>>545095514Solo is completely fine and playable. More fun with people but the game gives you a good amount of free revives and all the stats are adjusted well for solo.
that was the laggiest game i've ever playedclumsy is torrenting the entire library of alexandria
GG caligo! Wylder's super good for this boss ngl
>>545096063haha
>>545095520Scale the Retaliation dmg with the dmg it negates AND make the negation stronger so it scales with depths. Then he'd be fine desu
>>545096175that is clearly practice who is known to lag shit up
>>545096063my connection is fineproblem is on your end bjark
how DARE you>>545096303my internet is fine!!!which country do you live in
>>545095520You learn how to space like every other character and mess around with dormant powers. His normal moveset not working in depths is pretty intentional to push you into messing with dormant powers just like guardian doesn't actually work well with how team play flows in reality but he does teach you about smithing stones and shit early on.Some of the design choices feel intentional to ease some playstyles into normalcy. Everything that sucks always has a fallback of "well it can teach the player how to do x well" it has to be intentional.
i like when things don't show up on one persons end
Madison can I follow you on twitter
>>545091560it caps to 100 hp at lvl 1 (-120hp)leveling higher subtracts the full 9 vigor (-180hp) though
>>545096818No
>>545096962Why
>>545095441Just play caster and go full retard on damage and kill the nightlord before you 3 bar
>>545096212Retaliate negation increasing with depths is the only way his skill will be useful but for everything else you have to ignore his concept and try and do things other characters can do better. There's not much you can do about it it's just the price he pays for being so good in normal mode. The only idea I have is changing his depth relic to making his totem halve incoming damage for everyone for the duration, it would work better than his punch damage reduction that only applies at the very end of the animation.
Well that was obviously one game too far, playing at 3am isn’t good but atleast caligo killed herself for the first time I’ve seen in depths
>>545097254Kek
>>545097184It's called X now
anons is sludge merchant a cheater? not relic wise but just had an ED caligo run with him where caligo just kept breaking out of the second phase shell and getting insta staggered taking 5k+ damage out of nowhere, was with archetype earth for the run as well but I've done ED caligo with them and it didnt happen then
>>545097632idk why the fuck that happened and I thought someone was cheating but honestly, more likely that dirty little jap coding with easy anti cheat eating shit could have caused it
>>545097869I am simply too powerful, caligo kneels to my multi 3 barring shenanigans
>>545097869Its been a rare bug since day 1 ED Caligo came out, sometimes it just decides it hates life
>>545098276>>545098153so it was just dirty little jape coding, understandable
>>545097387Why
>>545098412Its called X now
>>545098625Can I follow you on X
>>545099056No
>Just play with erg, just play with erg1/3, liars
>>545095514Mind numbingly boring. It’s technically playable but the game is designed to play with others first and foremost so you’re not going to be consuming the product as intended. Just wait for a sale if that’s what you want.
>>545099064:(
>>545098394When is that ever not the case>>545099194You found out the dirty spooky little secretWe’ve been dead all along!
MB on ED Libra
i am queuing
ggs libra. that was infuriating. last 3 downs were>his X walls spawning on my face, was looking at it the whole time but couldn't tell if it was going to spawn on me, guessed wrong and downed for it>inescapable situation of rezzing with skill only to get rollcaught by the turret hitting me immediately after rolling his sigil>inescapable situation of inescapable eye triggering madness right as he was teleporting onto me, no nuggies around to reduce buildup
ready for a trainwreck triple duchy lets go
who ran toward the centaur with a bombhow dare u
It's okay zdrada because you have big boobs
>Griefbow Raider on ED LibraYou deserve that loss, shitter. Good job griefing your team.
>>545100174Name? For the cute list
>>545100568wasn't on me, you were also right next to me when it went off so I don't even know how you got hit
>>545099064Why
>>545100634>>545100586>griefbow raider>grief strevenantI feel bad for her. There was no winning that.
>>545100907last time he did ED libra as guardian he got carried by a greatbow raider and a revenant tho
>>545100669Nobody got the mark, I have no idea if it was me who got targeted or not
>>545100838I dont have yo justify myself to you
>>545100907He went in with halo scythe and played well. Imagine wasting your weekend watching someone you actively hate and thinking you're not the schizo kek
>>545101108Yes you do and stop making typos
Unblock me you fucking bastards
>>545101410gay
>>545101008No, not really they all carried each other. watched yesterday's stream
>>545101218Don't care what you say. Zorbjeet is objectively a griefing shitter.
>>545101108I'm going to follow you anyways
>>545101663actually idk if it was the last time, i just know he said "I'm never playing guardian for libra again"https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2600515275starts 2:14:15
>>545102668Revvy!
GG LibraWish it was ED
>>545093967I dont know where this meme comes from that raider has to trade hitsyou get two staggers and have an easy time ressing because you can bridge gaps with the stomp
ggs cold dogswhy is it never hot dogs when you want hot dogsgood run for a triple duchy run, good nok seed with both invaders insidei would've been fine with you 2 heading off to the town merchant while i went ahead i should've pinged my b
>>5451038263 duchessessess...
>>545103826Invaders inside?
>>545104024inside the first day circle
>>545103826What is she bewydlered by?
>>545104374literally me
>>545104397bryn or kirrykip?
>>545093685I'm usually the one advocating for fist raider in this thread (yes I know fist wylder is better). It's still my go to pick for Fulghor and Libra (for the easy condemned). But I'm not a retard who spam the thread, there is no reason to remind everyone every hour that fist Raider is totally viable. Those who knows, knows. And the rest does not care about it and that's ok. The only boss where it's shit is Gladius because of the hitbox. As for those so called "raider mains" that complain about raider being useless in D5, they are just suffering from a heavy case of "skill issue".
>>545102518>griefbow 5 bar'd>Rev clearly not a strevenant and playing caster, still went down and needed a clutch reviveStill wrong.
greed
I thought it was regular Sentient Pests so I got so caught off guard, sorry for going down... enough times that I lost count
i thought i could get one last frenzy off turns out i could in fact not and the laser was on me
>>545104995It happens. I'm honestly surprised we only saw the kill sat attack once.
>>545104502zorban
>>545104374>>545104397Lotus
1/3 on a saturday night
>>545106031iam q'd
GG great team! God I hate base sentient pest....
>>545106332gg mystery bugs, again not a single morsel of damage negation found but enough LLTBT incase it was libra. what a cruel jokespeaking of LLTBT, huge thank you to the wylder for dropping his during bugs fight considering i only had -6. very good display of teamwork
>>545106525
>>545106587stroking
>>545106753you should probably call the hospital
>>545106587Do you look like this? If so, will you please give me a boobjob?
>>545106587Llgbt?
>unable to restore session as it has already endedweird
>>545106834She does look like that and if you give her items she will jerk you off with her tits
>>545106957If only...
>>545106873less likely to be targeted
>>545106957Not true>>545106783Good joke>>545106525>>545106587Would
GG bugs. I thought zorb was still on Str Rev which is why I dropped the godslayer sword lol. Somehow didn't see the three Incant+2 lines until later
>>545107758Quit stuffing your mouth you fat fuck
D-tiers bros and below... is this how your games look like when there's no one higher to carry you guys? What a disaster
>>545107928No one here is D tier
>>545108045The cry baby rev main is
>>545104710It was still, undeniably, a carry. Zorban did next to nothing the entire fight except for one revive. Without the raider, the boss health wasn't moving. Without the rev's revives, the small mistakes everyone made over a 30 minute fight would have resulted in a loss.
>>545108185The good old "dude did 80% of the damage but since he 3bar he got carried".
Dude what the FUCK is wrong with trish?? ALL HE DOES IS FUCKING DIE
>>545109323She*
gg nameless kingi never knew that close range swipe had a wave attached to it huh
i became the floor kissing bimbo they spoke of
All thorn sorceries should be instant bleed procs. They are so bad, so so bad, so so so so bad. Slow, weak. They need something to balance them they're so fucking bad they're so bad. The Briars of sin need to have an AOE radius 10x bigger that lingers for a few seconds it's so fucking bad, they're such shit fucking spells, they're so god damn trash the tracking is heinous the damage is fucking horendous the bleed buildup is pathetic even with an arcane build they're so bad, they're so fucking bad. they should have play tested these spells and if running sideways is enough to avoid them without even bothering to roll, they needed to be one-shot spells.
>>545106587Wylder here, Yeah the second I saw it wasn't ED libra I dropped my lltbt so they wouldn't randomly swap targets to one of you two. That led to both bugs targeting me for a lot of the fight but that's still better than him swapping aggro to my dmg dealers lol
>>545109471plap plap plap plap plap
AIEEEEEE ANCIENT DRAGON SAMA
>>545109461>>545109471Nameless king is TOO strong bros....That fight was my bad, I should've started kiting the second you two went down
>>545106587I hate you!
>>545109529Not all spells have to be good, not all weapons have to be good, you gotta have a few duds to make the good to playable tier spells shine brighter.
>>545109793nah i tried to ping the lightning strike but i think it distracted you
>>545109869Actually I fucked up my roll there bc I'm just ass LOL dw
>>545109960i have not and will not learn the timing on iti WILL jump on NK's face
Top 5 hardest bosses:- Nameless Chad- Ass of the boreal valley- Chadkin soldier- Chadmander Niall- Duke's dear ChadHonorable mention: Everdark equilibrious Chad
>>545109850I want to kill myself faster using this shit. I want to bleed instantly and fucking die forever and have this shit fucking spell delete my character
>>545109793kek we almost all died to the swipe at the start too while trading items
>>545110078No one is forcing you to even pick this up you baboon, your starting staff has glintstone pebble just use that
>>545110018The worst part is I've done a no hit run of DS3 + the DLC and I still fuck up the timing on that god damn lightning strike lmao>>545110113Yeah someone dropped the torch and we all forgot we were fighting a boss lol
>>545110028>dying to Niallname? for the carry reservation list? you can literally outrun him he's a cripple with one leg
>>545110262I am, I am autistic I made an Abberant character to larp as an abbertant sorcerer and I hate it.
>>545110406If both your mates somehow 3bar and both knights are still alive (because, let's say, someone though it was a good idea to greed in the rain lel), this fight is impossible to carry.It usually does not happen, but you know some erg players really like to take this gamble.
>>545110262lmao I just realized you thought I was talking about elden fortnight
>>545110568>this fight is impossible to carry.
>>545110568>his fight is impossible to carry.having been carried on that fight in a special kind of shitshow, it can be done.
>>545110723Holy shit lmao 20min niall fight.
What's the closest thing to gun parrying in elden ring? I want to larp as a hunter.
gg baby adel, got a kino rev normal relic
>>545111028Golden parry is a parry that has a kinda weird wider range, but it's not completely ranged, just a few extra feet
>>545111028why am i having dejavu over this post
ggs i had to suicide run to buy starlight shards because i forgoti am very tired and demoralized so i will go to sleep now goodnight /erg/>>545109796how could you say this anon....
>>545111380>>545111380>>545111380>>545111380>>545111380Migrate when you've readied yourself.
>>545111312your boobs are too big
>>545111236I'm very jealous of that.
>>545111286Cool I'll check it out.
>>545111393Too early retard>>545110497Deserved>>545109673Truth
>>545104374>>545104397*jizzes all over you*
>>545107797tell her, king>>545109471deserved
