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I FUCKING KNEW IT JACKBOX ANON LMAOOOO I KNEW THERE WAS A JUMPSCARE
jackbox anon jumpscaring us with tenna's quietest fart
that was me getting drone striked for winning
I LOVE DOMESTIC ABUSE
>>544956487
Berdly meets a weird freak that nobody likestechnically OC
tennafags need to unironically neck
i like the jumpscares
It's funny every time
>>544956640both can be married to fujo at the same time. she has two hands
I thought today was going to be a day where I laid around doing nothing (in a good way). Then I spent like 4-6 hours working on Noelle Enclosure today.Doubling up on my meds probably helped. I need that damn dose increase.Sadly I don't really have anything to show off, all of that work was just cleaning up code and making parts of it a lot better/simpler.
>>544956934Seems like you're a bit jealous.
>>544956965hehehehhe
>>544956934it's just the one tennafag actually
>>544956878I thought that was a mizzle
>>544957064Impressive stuff anon
>>544957103fo shizzle?
>>544957097i miss seeing the noellings they went back into hiding
>>544956934Does it help that I have very conflicted feelings for Spamton and there are times where I want to kiss him with tongue and have sex with him
TV DAISUKI!! SPAMTENNA DAISUKI!!
how many calories does a LoadedDisc even have
>>544956997dossieranon the 5th here she has actually mentioned that fetish art isn’t particularly her favorite thing to draw so drawing a conclusion on the topic of her sexuality from that seems hasty.
Do you ever think about how Tenna and Spamton took each other's virginities and both felt deeply betrayed by the other, thinking the other scammed him of his virginity and ran off?
>>544956896bill :D
>>544956751thank you for my art in op
I am now poster of MettaTenna ship artwhy the hell not
>>544957296I distinctly remember she said she learned painting to get actual quality fetish art? I'm not sure where this leaves us if we disagree this much, but who cares I guess
>>544957064adorable sleeping
>>544957296nta but its a little odd she hasn't drawn any nsfw of girls with her extreme kink though if shes bi
>>544957437snowdinbunny but completely colored in who is this because this can’t be bunfag your welcome
What do you guys think the meanest prank Kris pulled on Noelle was? I'll start:Abandoning her.
>>544957296I don’t think she’s bi
>>544957437What the HELL snowdinbun that looks incredible! How long did it take you to make this? You even added veins into her ears. The colors are phenomenal. Great job
>>544956007anon do you know where cocoa comes from>>544957597who cares???
>>544957571Thanks, I'm happy how the sprite turned out (even if I don't really know how to draw a hay pile or tarp)
yes spamton i will adopt you
I LOVE TV!
>>544957597>anon revoking painterfag's bisexual card because she doesn't draw fat ladies
start the dossier on every poster’s sexualities
I have once again ruined my sleep schedule said fave
>>544957410I have a shirt with him on it. He helps me to (try to) be mindful of my behavior.
Man there's 2 afk people what the fuck?!Do you guys want to just go to the next game or restart survive the internet?
Smooch your TV
>>544957950This is weird parasocial stuff. you need to stop posting
I'm still out here thinking Spamton and Tenna's relationship is super important to the narrative because of how FRIEND is involved and the two having a relationship might not have been part of the prophecy at all. Like, Spamton is just straight up not in it yet he's a major part of Tenna's backstory and him feeling betrayed. The two's relationship is also why the Tropic of Love exists in the second board, it might by why the console game exists at all. Where even the FUCK did Tenna get the MANTLE game, which gives you a tutorial on how to do the snowgrave route? I'm thinking he made it with Spamton who was instructed by FRIEND to add the snowgrave stuff.
>>544957950>>>fat fetish artistdoes this bother you because you want to date her nona?>>544957960this argument could be going on because a dossierfag wants to get their facts right
how do I get a dess girlfriend?
>>544958093restart if anything
>>544957950>painterfag ripping the bi flag off her wall (she didn’t draw a fat lady this week)
I never posted this to the thread, but I made this doodle last whiteboard
>>544957950women meme themselves into bisexuality all the time what else is new.if the most potent extreme sexual desires you feel/act on are overwhelmingly men you are probably straight.
>>544957974is this also your art? it's sweet and genuine, I like it.
I lied about my real life details. Every now and then I change a few things to see if anyone notices. Sorry dossieranon.
>>544958178? i'm criticizing this retard for implying she's not bi because she doesn't draw fat girls, i don't care about dating anyone
>>544958289Love or hate her, KT is doing God's work
I'm about to spam Spamton and Tenna art to make the anon from last thread seethe. The fact that it's also a woman makes me want to do it more. I need your strength fujos.
>>544958289cute
>>544958289post Tenna wearing it wrong now
>>544958384added to your lying style subsection
>>544957637Coming over to her house, pretending to be her friend for a few minuted, then locking her out of the kitchen to play the piano for hours
>>544958491that still cracks me up
>>544958428sending you my feminine energies
>>544957950Women can't be attractive when fat, simple as.>>544958428I was going to post some because I wanted to share cute art but you are unironically so obnoxious that I don't feel like it anymore.
Also it's tecnically not "spam" since it's thread-related GYAAK GYAAK GYAAK
>>544958197Ask your parents to adopt
Does KT have a single piece of art that has Kris in it?
>>544958428spamtenna is best enjoyed sparingly like a fine wine
>>544958428i love
>>544958141Spamtenna shippers need to get more into deltarune schizotheorycrafting and schizotheorists need to incorporate Spamtenna into their schizotheories
post charas
>>544958690
>>544958808schizotheory of spamton and tenna getting fat from creating and eating pipis because if pipis don't have a direct light world equivalent then they're an anomalous object like the eggs the forgotten man gives you (the forgotten man is also fat but the tree has non-euclidean characteristics that allow him to hide behind it without his fat rolls poking out)
>>544958870
I have DID, meaning dossieranon has likely confused me for several different posters.
Third place? Not bad, I thought I would've scored lower that time
take that hoes
reminder KT is a pedophile
>>544959137Fujo, please...
>>544959086thank you for protecting me from the dossieranon legion, DID anon
>>544959129be carefulyou saw where that one guy takes people he doesnt like...
>>544959137calm down fujo
>>544958856RAAAAGH THAT PIC WAS MINE TO POST!
>>544959137Reminder that Crack Pips likes rim jobsI can confirm I'm his wife.
>>544957278The same amount as this. Maybe two.
>>544959092it's not about winning jackbox, it's about making the funniest jokes and laughing the hardest.
>>544959223i can take him
>>544959247calcium and iron is good for keeping your CRT's shell strong
>>544959221This is terrifying
>>544959242Alienpins...
>>544959221What does Kraut think of Krautpins?
>>544959234Hehe, you snooze, u loseThat reminds me, did the anon on the whiteboard ever post their drawing of vivid on the lollipop?
>drawing gamefuck
>>544959221where is the KrauTpins porn I NEED to sex her
>>544959247Trying to drink this with fave and seeing if you can drink it all...
>>544959443>KT approaches by one centimeter>Fujo sniffs her out in her sleep and wakes up immediately
>>544959443I forgog>>544956751
I DIDN'T SPELL IT RIGHT LMFAO
>>544959582>KT doesn't bath
>>544959573How about just watching them try to drink it all in one go and than puke it back up on the carpet.
>>544959648I would like to think most fujos do not shower hence the stinky fujo jokes that fly around
I love this game mode by the way, JBanon.>>544958610I'm on your side. Suit yourself.
>>544959719Anon... that's so awful... fave deserves better...
>>544959619She's so cute
everyone is talking about Painters sexuality and this and that but what is jackbox anons sexuality?? do I stand a chance???
>>544959905jackboxanon looks exactly like the perfect body they want
>>544959735>Me who is currently writing a fujo character in an unrelated story projectYOUR WORDS HAVE BEENNOTEDTHANK YOU.
>>544959627When bodyswap Fujo gets her harem it’s all over.
>>544960029hime will stop her
i love this game
>>544959905I hope he's gay so he can get my self-depreciating gay jokes.
It's pixel, I'm thinking of making more sprites or animations. are there any suggestions?
>>544959905Jackboxanon is a fat ass and painter is dating him. Both are unavailable
>>544959818They said one for each of us and I agreed. Not my fault they wanted to chug theirs in one go while I sip on mine over the course of the day while periodically refrigerating it
>>544960139alienpins and cracked nuzzling
>>544960016You're welcome, freaky anon
>>544956878
in-character
>>544960157Sauce?
>>544960139snippiP transforming into her other forms to impress cracked
>>544960245ooooo that's a good one anon, I'd have to do the unthinkable act of making a side-view pippins sprite, but it should fine
>>544960354My deltarune copy
>>544960139Bones giving Philip a 'check-up'. Just them being cute together I guess?
So get this. Dess was not the greatest person towards Kris.
>>544960606Or Asriel. Or Noelle. Gosh, she wasn't really a good person in general!
>>544960606SHE PUT HER FINGER IN MY HUMAN ASSHOLE IT HURTS SO MUCH
Ramb is Dess
>>544960606Ralsei twisting the Lightners' past to justify Kralsei!Ralsei getting really, really, REALLY pushy towards Kris without their consent!Watch out, Kris!
hehee. I could be merciful, or I can be evil
>>544960989pointier nose = higher sex appeal and darkner alpha hormones
>>544960989it's funnier to think battat is the only one with a nose for some reason
highly on-model tic tenna concept sketch
>>544961101Wendy is ditto ca ruffle
>>544961101dear god...it's alive
>>544960802Incorrect. I actually wanna grab Ramb's ass and penis and not Dess' non-existent ass and pussy
>>544961101oozing sex appeal
>>544957331Tenna definitely didn't take Spamton's virginity. He probably whored himself out before they met
>>544961101ticks are arachnids that's not enough leg fug
>>544961178Don't disgrace Aniki like that. PBUH
>>544961284who is aniki
My toxic trait is I think enjoying Spamtenna without any of the fighting or angst is like eating a steak with all the juices sucked out
You fools, I'm not an alien.
Fucking kill tennasfarts
>>544957628:D>>544957706thank you. faster than i thought i could do, which i am happy about. <30 mins of actual work? time progresses weirdly while doing this stuff so i dont know. it makes me feel happy about doing stuff in krita again even if its a bit more lonelyi think i like the veins (as long as shes backlit) even though theyre kind of weird
nice job jackbox anon
>>544961670what did i do
>>544959740ok I'm into that. more art like that pls
tvfucker if you aren't in the hole and you're an alien you can vote yes and if the vote passes aliens win. Only 1 alien has to survive.Also mad respect for nobody immediately pushing the button.
Need Spamton to call Tenna disgusting in bed, even hurl a bunch of upsetting insults that really get to Tenna, I get a boner from thinking about it
>>544961649big big BIIIIIIG tv
>>544961796not asrielnot interested
>>544961859oh i missed that part
swap Tenna > fell Tenna
>>544962293whoa hey what the mama
>>544962180i want more of swap spamton getting humbled by shortstack tenna
>>544962180Both suck but swap takes away everything interesting about both characters, terrible opinion
>>544960312
>>544961997>Tenna topping
All alternate universe versions of Tenna are bottoms
>>544962597swap tenna's schizoboss thing should be more of wanting to be "a real boy" not like spamton wanting to achieve heaven but to have the dreemurrs acknowledge him as a "part of the family"
>>544962293more
hmm. I don't know why, but I smell a seething samefag.
Forgot the spoiler on that last one...
>>544962649Cope
So....I might actually get a guy to literally take a trash bin and put tape over it to look like zappers helmet and get him to film some stuff for me...
>>544962787temfag what are you doing bro
sorry for not doing my job as a captain it didn't let me type what the fuuuuuuuck
>>544962679I like sleazebag boss Tenna...
>>544962908Take a guess
>>544962679i'd fuck all except sleazebag boss
dess used to twerk to rap music in the dreemurr house living room
>>544963061That is a very fair opinion
animating is so hard you guys
>>544962679canon accurate appearance with a hint of cutieful moeblob but acts and eats like sleazebag boss and looks like "whatever the fuck this thing is" to most of his employees
>>544963230Can you animate Tenna and Spamton barking in eachothers faces like dogs and biting eachothers noses?
>>544963230new indie 3d youtube film that gets 77+ million views
>>544962786don't have to
>>544963230are you the same anon who animated that weird 3D prolapse cube thing?
SOMEONE PUSH THE BUTTON
FUCK!
i fucking knew it
I KNEW IT, ME YOU FUCKER
you treacherous fucks! how could you do this to me!!!!
GOT YO' ASSES
>>544963430yes>>544963338no these are bespoke /utg/ pieces, they only exist here, i even delete them locally when the thread i made them for falls off the archive>>544963305i dont know if i can do that, i wasnt being sarcastic or anything, it really is hard!
>>544963230lmaooo can you catbox this so I can download it?
>>544963665>i even delete them locallyno...lost media...
FUCKING NIGGERS NOTHING I HAVE TRIED TO FILM LOOKED GOOD AT ALL GOD DAMN IT SHIT CUNT PUSSY ASS BITCH WHORE FAGGOT ASS NIGGER CUNT BITCH PUSSY ASS WHORES ALL MY FOOTAGE LOOKS FUCKING TERRIBLE THIS IS WHY IM ASKING A GYM BUDDY OF MINE TO DRESS UP AS ZAPPER AND FILM SOME STUFF FOR ME
Feels good being a successful ayy lmao.
>>544963848betrayer >:(
>>544963848snippiP…
Push the button is way more fun when you are in person screaming at each other.
>>544963938/utg/ meetup jackbox...
>>544963848i can't believe alienpins is a fujo too
I'd fuck that little lightbulb dude
My mind my face its all yours at the end of the day.
>>544963713you can download from 4chan tho, im lazy>>544963735not yet: >>544272034
>>544963997I'd host a zoom call or whatever so we can talk while gaming if I didn't know that it would immediately devolve into autistic screeching.
>>544961174You are Dess
I really don't have a lot to spam with lol. I really do need people's help. I just hate dealing with twatter, it's hard to navgate.
>>544956751
>>544964154favebode to faverise underneath silver lining fave still runs deep
which deltarune character do you believe was raped and why?
bottom tenna >>>>>>>>>>> top tenna
>>544962679>sleazebag bossAbsolute Tenna…
>>544963230https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY8L4ZrWizsreminds me of andywilson92
Fave is struggling already in no nostalgia critic november
>>544964310the soul when I couldn't fight King every chapter
I'd host a /utg/ meetup in Raleigh NC sometime desu what's the worst that could happen (don't answer that)
>>544964431dude who lives in new york
>>544964225fuck zoom though we should use anything else for that
>>544964431Its unbelievable that there hasnt been a Deltarune and Fortnite collab when it would make Epic and Toby so much money...
>>544964339this
>>544964386how many mike fans do we have in this general
Tenna is Jirai-kei, like an actual landmine househusband
>>544964225seconding >>544964494
>>544964431id rape you
>>544964589Good luck getting past my beta blockers!
>>544964431I live by there if gay guys are allowed.
>>544964735>*slash sfx*
>>544964431only the femanons attend and they organize an otome convention
>>544964495When that happens I’ll host spamtenna team rumble lobbies for the fortgirlies in da chat
>Maxi TennaJesus
>>544964798i dont know if a room full of latinx women is the best idea you know how incredibly gassy they get from takis
>>544964431I don't live near new york and I'm too broke currently to travel. And I'd mostly want to meet other artists from the thread, I don't care about the people who shitpost here
>>544964912this convention needs a hero
>>544964912I'm french though
>>544964431i come with my giant funny strapon underneath my dress and ask you to bend over for something.
whatever happened to old york
>>544964946>And I'd mostly want to meet other artists from the threadsame sigh
>>544964431>7 hour drivei'd do it
>>544964574Wanting to draw Tenname but not wanting to draw his robot parts
>>544965061rabies, tragic stuff
>>544965117vomit-chan is better
meet my new undertale oc
>>544964396This or something similar. Chapter 1 had unmatched vibes. Chaos King is my favorite song.
>>544964972Imagine the smell
>>544965290Don't you FUCKING REMIND ME ABOUT THAT GUY
>>544965290I really hate the modern geometrically minimalist and hypocratically-reductionist art styles that plague animation and art nowadays.It always feels so amateur and infantile.
she never did anything wrong
>>544965442what are you talking about. this is my new undertale oc
>>544965290YOUR TOO LONG
>>544965067me too the artists here are a powerful breed. cant travel though
>>544965620I love this, I can't wait to see the finished thing.
>>544964484>>544964946NC is North Carolina...
>>544956487>>544956751shiny new whiteboardhttps://r7.whiteboardfox.com/76139328-0485-1330https://r7.whiteboardfox.com/76139328-0485-1330https://r7.whiteboardfox.com/76139328-0485-1330https://r7.whiteboardfox.com/76139328-0485-1330
>>544965865no? its new corkdumbass
>>544965620>*accidently runs into her and gets a faceful of dice tiddie*whoops haha... nice honkers btw haha hahaha wouldn't it be cool if i just held them haha
>>544964339Not even a competition
>>544965865NC stands for NO COCKGET CASTRATED
>>544965707Where are you
>>544963230I imagine it makes Mr Krab leg noises as it scuttles
>>544965620she kinda looks like the moon in this one. very good
you fuckers have no original thoughts it was all claw grabbers
Is it normal to masturbate three times a day? Or is that too much?
oh yeah raping time i love raping! im gonna win this raping contest!
>>544966046It's ok we robo raping now
>>544965865I can't read. Still not close to it, sorry anon. It would be nice to talk to the one anon that draws the great fujo drawings on the whiteboards. They seem like they would be fun to talk to
This one is so laughably horrible.
>>544966059I don't think you should be cranking your hog that frequently
good night guys see you tomorrow
>>544966046its such an irresistibly funny concept though
>>544966059I've masturbated 3 times today also. So no, it's not healthy at all.
gonna cook make some fake meat chilidogs and then do a wrestling stream if anyones still interested
>>544966059Not normal.
Oh my god bruhhttps://youtu.be/bo0QjiRu4Mg
>>544966262I don't plan on going to bed until like 12 or 11:30 so sure, I'll tune in for a little after I finish this last around of jacking my box.
we need to slow down on the whiteboards
>>544965932>>544965985
>>544966213>>544966213>>544966303But it doesn't feel bad also I could stop any time I wanted
I'm sorry about my rhymes in advance.
>>544965587Blame it on north americans seeing animation as an inferior artform so it gets less funding from disinterested execs. Hence they either outsource to koreans or use minimalist artstyles if done in-house.Like, go out and watch stuff from french or east asian studios, don't limit yourself to one region.
Kris needs to marry Noelle before it's too late.
>>544966059I usually do it once a day which is already considered excessive by most people, three times sounds fucking exhausting dude
>>544966769Crusader of Dildos
>>544966595>I could stop any time I wantedThat's what you tell yourself but as soon as you try to cut down on it you will notice how addicted you are to masturbating
AGGGGHHRRHHGGFFFI CAN'T DRAW. I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO DRAW. i want to expand the pippin oc's by making a comic or interaction or something but my head is empty!!! There's so much potential the pippins have but I can't bring it out
>>544966769you need to marry before it's too lateactually no. never get married ever
>>544966059>>544966213Are you women?
>>544966858Even worse.I'm a guy. So my shits limper than a biscuit Porn addiction is not for the weak
>>544966840watch a movie. trust me it will give you AU juices for days
there go my dreams of being a rapper
Why does King bring up Jevil as if everyone encountered him?
>>544967017How do you jerk off 3 times a day I have to be exceptionally horny to jerk off once a day and I'm into pretty freak shit compared to the average person
>>544966858>pregnant spamtonruined
>>544966680I've been going down a fucking Donald Duck rabbit hole of all things since the comics he was in were apparently fucking massive in Europe and almost every place that wasn't the USA, and almost every artist who's worked on those comics was an absolutely cracked inker, which I happen to be favoring as of now.So yeah, way ahead of ya.
>>544967017How do you jerk off with your soft wiggling weiner? Like does it go "fwop fwop fwop spwoft" that sounds pretty pathetic
I find conversations about a man's masturbation habits very interesting
>>544966059Wait, did you guys also jerk off 3 times today. Idk what the fuck was going on but my libido was whacked out today. Is this the male version of period syncing?
>>544967382Porn addiction and high libido>>544967469>How do you jerk off with your soft wiggling weiner? Like does it go "fwop fwop fwop spwoft" that sounds pretty patheticWeirdly erotic???
>>544966059the max I can do is twice a day
>>544966785>>544966858No the only reason I honestly feel like stopping is when my dick starts to hurt and sometimes I make small bruises that make it painful to fap
>>544966059Wanker.
>>544967556I would like to know how they all jack off, how often, to what, and any other interesting things they can tell us.
>>544967702gasterian post
>>544967635What the fuck anon... that's not normal...>>544967623I usually do it once every few days unless I see art I really like, said fave.>>544967583That's it? Just talent? Not even hard work into cultivating a porn addiction?
>>544967702we get it you're quirky
>>544967702Stuff like the shape too!
>>544967765sometimes I can get to 4 thats when things start feeling uncomfortable and I just will myself to sleep
>>544967790Yes. Also which hand do they use and if they use toys
>>544966595I mean you do what you want, but if I do it too often I lose sensitivity and it's not as enjoyable
Susie would probably lick her eyeballs like an actual lizard if she could
Has Toby made any music as vibeworthy as the Megaman 8 Stage Select music?
You guys still fap? I have a girlfriend, I don't need to worry about that.
>>544968157thats fucking up my eyes so bad
>>544968157Why would someone /here/ have a partner?
>>544968157>you guys still need to make your own food? I have a personal chef
baba
>>544968157>>544968230>You guys still breathe air? I have an oxygen tank for that
>>544967406You will enjoy burningKINOrreah
Tenna shimeji must be trying to tell me something if he keeps trying to throw my browser off the screen. What a cute attention whore
>>544968320Baby Noelle doesn't care about anything...
>>544966858>pregnant spamtonperfect
New humans came to Hometown!
Toriel's second child was named Yumar Dreemurr.
>>544968548who are these lisa characters
My computer crashing while making the intro video for my stream so im listening to this to not feel so angryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLmJmUtWNhQ
>>544968449Holy ESL
Togore if she was hot
>>544968217>be me>meet girl selling unused japanese stationery on the facebook marketplace>we meet at a parking lot and talk a bit about nerd stuff>she's also super into UC Gundam>I talk extensively about Char Aznable with her>get numberit's that easyshe hasn't played Deltarune yet though
whaddafaak mine was pristine
Thanks for playing everyone! Except that one guy that joined and then went afk. See you tomorrow!Vote on voice chat for jackbox and/or recommend voice chat clients.https://poal.me/yydf2
>>544968840ok we're taking things too far
>>544968848>she hasn't played Deltarune yet thoughyou’ll never be voiceCHAD
https://strawpoll.com/PbZqbkdb0yN
>>544968848damn, lucky. Yesterday a girl was interested in me but for some fucking reason I didn't keep up the conversation...
>>544966059Depends, 3 times a day every day or only sometimes?
>>544968682Beltboy(Benny Oberwinch), Lanks(Liam McCoy), and Cyclops(Clyde von Volger) from LISA: The Hopeful. They’re on a mission to find The Girl and save the world.
>>544968840I need to sex her
>>544968885Thank you for the jumpscares.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHdeltarune jumpscare
I only need to masturbate once a week. I am an abstract coomer. As a young lad it was at least 15 times a day.
>>544969067It's usually two but I fap three at least three days in a week
>>544969295ah, a woman
>>544966059>people are saying three is too much>me who can do it 7 times a day:/ I'm healthy, people just have a higher libido than others
>>544969295did 15 year old you have a diamond dick
>>544968548>>544969114
>>544969370Yes, I think that's why I'm above-average now lol
>>544968840Hmmm... autistic girls.... I gotta step back and think about it. Autistic girls can be great but also not good depending on what flavor of autism they got. Hmmmmm... maybe. A hard maybe.
>>544969329Oh... I see, you do it even less than me, I guess it's nothing to worry about?
>>544969337No, I think I just find the act boring now
All this yapping yet no one has said anything about the color of their tips
>>544969337can women just do it nonstop or am I pornbraimf
>>544969598Very light pink
Hey /utg/, we're organizing a new Terraria session with the community for this year. Is anyone ITT interested or have any suggestions for the modlist? We're either doing Calamity or a Vanilla+ experienceDon't get intimidated if you're a new player! We'll take things at a reasonable pace so everyone can have fun
>>544969598Its almost fuchsia. No pics
>>544956751Tons of great fuzzy art on the new whiteboard already, here's my contribution
>>544969787Terraria is fucking ass
>>544969598it's a glowing blue lightsaber, tibia honest, i sometimes like to make the wooshing sound when i shake my pelvis bone around.
>>544969787I'm not into Terraria but I hope you guys have fun
once i showed up here and started drawing bunnies the rate went down by like half or moredont know what this means for me
>>544969598mottled grey
>>544969787Can Tmodloader or terraria reveal your steam account in any way? Or is the player name the only thing visible? I'd be done for it
the guy here that makes these comics of Ralsei being weird as fuck should keep making them, they make me laugh every time
The Fave action figure only comes with voicelines from the JAPANESE DUB.FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUUUUUUU
>>544969598shimmering chrome>>544969787that sounds awesome but i cant stand terraria. sorry. i would do minecrap though or other games
>>544969953Wdym
gonna start up the wrestling stream in a few minutes
>>544969767>pinkGaaaaaaay
>>544969842adress me.
>>544970004No one would be able to see your steam account other than me, assuming I invite you via steam friends lists. Alternatively, I can privately provide to you my public IP and you can connect via that, but I don't really trust my IP being leaked haha. You'll just have to bite the bullet and have me, the host, know about your steam account. I won't ever message you or anything if you want, and I can unfriend you once the session for the year is done with. But that's the only method short of me hosting a dedicated server which is off the table at this moment.>>544970186We might do some modded minecrap in the future, but that'd be handled through someone else. I'll definitely post here if someone organizes that though!
>>544969787what summoner mods are in
>>544970209Attention seeking, ignore
>>544969842very adorable
>>544970220Tenna would probably be pink like me but he's probably way bigger. I think he'd try to console me about my size and say it's big for my frame
>>544970135I too like mentally-ill ralsei>>544970215wrostle
People who jack off more than twice a day, do you space is out or is it consecutive? Like are you stroking your shit during lunch?
>>544970427consecutively
What color is Spamton is the real question
>>544970387The first time I saw this I almost puked from laughing so hard>>544970363Tenna has a bigger and fatter pussy than you?
>>544970286We haven't fully decided that yetEither, we're going Calamity and I'm going to try and pack in as much Calamity addons as possible, or we're making a custom modpack and I'll try to get as many undertale/deltarune retextures in as possible. Do you have any pertinent suggestions for the custom modpack?
>>544970550Why would it be anything but grey or white
>>544970427read that as "space out" like you just start doing it unconsciously at random times
>>544956751>>544965879very comfy whiteboard so far
>>544970363Tennas is probably the same shade of purple as the rest of him. And you may as well tell us your size now.
>>544970554screw it might as well post the other ones I have
>>544970554kris in the 2nd pic is the canon look. people never draw the protruding beaky mouthlips but it's the truth. for frisk too
>>544969953I love pip bunnies
>>544968885>pollI'm looking into VoiceMeeter would that work like Mumble?
Ditch the zero (Kris), get with the hero (Noelle)
>>544970726
https://files.catbox.moe/ye7lhv.mp4heres a god damn video I managed to make for UTG slamfest
>>544970591hm pet overhaul is fun there is also a calamity add on for it
>>544966059Rookie numbers
>>544970897think this is the last one
https://www.twitch.tv/utg_wrestlingFUARKING WRESTLING STREAM STARTING IN 10 MINUTES
>>544970958ok soul actually. this makes me want to stop being a flake about that third wrestler and get myself to finally finish himalso good map choice lair is great
>>544970897What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
>>544970667Like around 6" Said spamton
>>544971203low socialization and gaster chipped him
this comic made me realize that Undyne 100% got her hair cut in the same style as Gerson.
>>544971047cute dynamic
>>544968343i like big shot/pre-game spamton being portrayed as the unhinged rodent creature he always was
>>544971047>changeling eyes
sometimes i think about the scringle dingle too much and i start to tremble and hyperventilate
Yeah okay maybe I led about once a week, so what? I just don't want to come off as a sex freak. It's probably closer to twice every few hours.
>>544967096Like, if you missed Jevil(not entirely unreasonable) he's babbling about nonsense while the game pretends you understand it.
>>544971528>Anon has panic attack over a gay british goat:
WRESTLING STREAM WILL START IN ONE MINUTE
>>544971743dude why is he british. why is ramb british. what the hell is going on
sometimes ralsei gets a bit too excited looking at girls and his pp starts to get long and hes not sure why
https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJaP185g3
>>544971969>prince>KINGDOM of Darkness>BritishI dont see the problem.
FIRST UP FOR WRESTLIGN IS CRUSADER OF DUMBASS
>>544972039it seems girls might generally leave earlier than boys so it might be good to try this at other times too
HIS HIS OPPONENT FOR TONIGHT IS KRABShttps://www.twitch.tv/utg_wrestling
>>544972039>penis grabbing link
>>544971969There's no way in hell that Ralsei is anything else, same with the Dreemurrs in undertale (not deltarune) and mettaton, Tenna is the American Mettaton in my head.
>>544970881yeah that would work.
>>544971954I can't right now, I'm watching baseball
>>544972039can't answer the poll since I'm neither of those
>>544972039There's no way it's not a majority girls here. I won't believe anything otherwise
>>544972713Kris.
OOHH AND IT LOOKS LIKE CRUSADER OF DUMBASS HAD BEATEN KRABS FOR OUR FIRST MATCH OF THE NIGHT!
>Crosader of Loight beats MR Krabssadge moements
I win?
>>544972812During nighttime in burger hours I am positive that the men outnumber the women
daily reminder that crusader of light is a blue retard wearing a tingle costume
i did not care for the utg wrestling stream
NEXT UP IS DICE EATER VS BATTAT
fave got his balls all nice and shaved now
>>544972965they're goals
i can't believe fujo will be a single mom soon
>>544973108Kind of like Kris
>>544972713>>544973191Cute LARP, but what's between your legs?
BATTAT'S BEING FUCKING MURDERED
>>544973298that's the entire joke you mindless pig
>>544973348knowing krisfags it's probably a diap
what the FUCK is happening to mike???
we have one gay guy confirmed that posts here and he was mindbroken to want to fuck tenna thanks to the girls here, good job ladies
>>544973464he's not into fat tenna yet though
tenna is side profile silly guy to me now
We did it guys, we saved homosexuality!
sex with noelles hot dad
>>544973639he's a lil cold nowadays
>>544973639Damn! Carol gets to have sex with THAT?
>>544973639did you vote boy or girl
>>544973464Make that TWO gay guys (I don't care for tenna)
BTW LET ME KNOW IF AUDIO OR VIDEO IS FUCKED UP SORRY CAPS LOCK
>>544973348that information is strictly on a need-to-know basis
>>544973937Hey guys, if you like this, even if you don't call yourself a girl, still call that number.
>>544973729cute!!!!
>>544973937Dess got to fuck THAT?! DAMNNNNN
>>544973464?? All I did was slobber over Tenna
WHAT A BRUTAL MATCH BUT ULTIMATELY DICE EATER CAME OUT ON TOP!!
wrestler eater is actually kinda cool looking
>>544973748im not voting but i am a chick
TEM SHOP OWNER VS TORIEL
>>544974151it was natural selection
>>544974151you might be able to use this mask to make a good spamton neoits fucked how the wrestlers are always wildly different sizes. how do the skinny ones even stand a chance
>>544973423Krisfag here. Trve sadly... Also that anon's trans so there's a high chance they actually are a diaperfag. Lot of them are.
God damn this is a close match of MILF Toriel vs Temshop owner
>>544974959nope, no diapers here
>>544975121Ah, shocker. Forgive my assumptions.
>>544973639he doesn't have all that
God the whiteboard is so CUTE today!!!!!
>>544973729ouaghhhhh cuteeee
IT LOOKS LIKE MILF TORIEL IS THE QUEEN OF R34 TONIGHT
>>544972514LOL
>>544975263this is during the winter season, pre plotcancer. Rudy is the type of guy to gain sympathy weight during pregnancy. or maybe rudy after chapter 7 when he survives
NEXT UP IS FEM! KRIS VS MIKE
Beware, if there's ever a utg meetup this is how I'm going to be dressed
nosebleed :<
>>544975364IKR? It’s nice
>>544975687ts tuft
thanks to whoever drew tenna beating a pippins with a whip LMAO
>>544975687Fit goes hard
>>544975687I feel like I'll unironically get into a fight if I showed up to one, too many people here gives me bad vibes
>>544975897Fuzzy if she was cosplayed by earthworm jim
>>544975937I think you are the problem
>>544975897The face and the pose remind me of tails gets trolled
holy FAURK COWBOY MIKE FAURKING OWNED KRIS
TOTAL MIKE VICTORY
>>544975937relax
>>544975937like who
>>544976008lmao I see it
>>544975952he rolls in lint
>>544975687i prefer Celeste, fight me
>>544975937The only people I want to fight on /utg/ are all racist europeen chuds who wouldn't even show up to a meet because it'd be held in America if anything
>>544975937>anon seeing someone with a mike pin (bad vibes)
CRUSADER OF DUMBASS VS DICE EATER
is the Halloween magma done?
good night my horndogsi will always nut on november
>>544976315i guess, yeah. if you want to add something you can do it though
>>544975741sometimes you have to remind those dicers who’s boss
>>544976257WHOEVER WINS WILL TEAM UP WITH COWBOY MIKE TO FIGHT JASON AND MICHAEL MYERS NEXT STREAM SINCE HALLOWEEN IS OVER AND THOSE TWO NEED TO LEAVE AND STOP STEALING ALL THE BREAKROOM ROOM AND HOGGING THE COUCH AND TV
NEXT MATCH AFTER THIS HOWEVER WILL BE AN 8 MAN FREE FOR ALL
>>544975937I would like to go to a meetup and see what's up because it could be fun but I know someone would try to molest me
>>544976379I already did i was just thinking it should get posted or at least tbe next threadpic
>>544976531i seriously doubt that anything bad could happen there wouldnt be enough people. not that i know what im talking about though
if crusader of shit wins im gonna cry anyways>>544976531Ideally we would host a meet in a very public place like a mall or like a cafe or something so any freaks would have to deal with being around other people
>>544959221Krautpins is kind of Karkat-coded
It's late, It's Late Night Voice Requests. (You know what that means) Send your voice requests! Including NSFW. I will say I'm a little tired of Tenna and Spamton requests right now. I got something big cooking and you Tenna lovers are going to be eating good til Thanksgiving.
>>544976654Can you do voices of female characters? Or is it just males
>>544976150Ah...It appears I have a rival
SHOW ME THE CHAMPION OF LIGHTI'LL SHOW YOU THE HERALD OF DARKNESS
>>544976769As you know, I am a woman.
I love how Noelle and Dess are drawn in this. It's probably my favorite depiction of either of them.
>>544976654I didn’t forget >>544920229
>>544956487>>544976596>>544956751HALLOWEEN COLLABORATIVE DRAWINGthis was really fun, im happy this worked out so well and i hope everyone enjoyed participatingif someone wants to finish their part we can make another copy but i feel we should let it be threadpic now and not later
>>544976070The pedos, perverts and creeps, I don't do well around people who act really autistic and pervy so that'll make me feel out of place, and then I'll find that one person who takes it too far, I don't like hanging out with someone who can't be normal>>544976063I am relaxed>>544976238My wrath knows no bound>>544976531Same, I know how people are like and here? Too many perverts around>>544976153American diddlers vs racist Europeans...
>>544976607>i seriously doubt that anything bad could happen thereYou don't think anything bad could happen with the very concerning thoughts and fantasies some people in here share on the daily with pure glee?
8 MAN MATCH WITH TENNA RETURNING TO FIGHT
>>544976995nice
>>544976654Can you do one of Papyrus calling the viewer a retard for thinking he could possibly be the Knight and getting overtly frustrated at the concept
>>544977153Papyrus wouldnt say that
>All these opponents to choose from>Tenna chooses to beat the shit out of spamtong in specificSomeone's got a bone to pick alright
Tenna yume food for thought>He's still a horrible boss but he tries to be better so he can look good for (You)>However sometimes his employees piss him off too much for him to resist bullying them over the smallest things>He'll do his very best to maintain his composure in front of you whenever you visit the studio but you can tell he's barely hanging in there with how he does THAT smile while tugging at his gloves or the collar of his shirt>When you're not around to supervise him he cracks and does things like >>544976426>Whenever you notice small differences in the attitudes of the employees they try to avoid the topic in fear of being fired>Tenna pretends nothing happened and if you press him on the issue he starts getting visibly upset >You let him off the hook because him having a meltdown on the job would make things worse>When the two of you are alone he vents to you about his frustrations and you get to be his lap pillow while telling him that he's trying his best or lightly scold him for being a bad boss while telling him that you'll support him as long as he keeps trying to better himselfI'm not good at writing greens, sorry
>>544976995it came out great!
>>544977085>>544977027There is an incredibly low chance of any pedos showing up and an even smaller chance of anyone deciding to be pervy in public. If we met up in like a coffee house attached to a mall with normies everywhere I doubt they would randomly start rambling about their disgusting fantasies. We could also just beat the shit out of anyone who acts weird. If places like KF and Sharty can have successful meet ups then so can /utg/ lmao.
>>544977460this. i feel you would need hundreds of us in an enclosed space for to get bad, judging by other fucked up convention tales
>>544977386I like this
>>544976881I did NOT draw Vox I am not that talented gang.>>544977153Just as I was losing hope my KNIGHT appears.https://voca.ro/1jxxjFJkwpz3>>544977252Oh but he would.
I hate checking the whiteboard because everytime I refresh it resets to the pen and I accidentally scribble on someone’s art :(
>>544977460honestly I would be down to show up to raleigh for a utg meet up sometime but its a 2 hour drive for me. I would just wear a mask with a voice changer the whole time
>>544977591ctrl Z
>>544977617What about DC
>>544977460>Sh*rty meetupYeah no one's gonna think about molesting or raping anyone in a meetup where the only people that showed up are obese neckbeards or deformed jeets
Fuck it might have been a bad idea to not do a ring out type of match for the 8 man fight.
>>544976654This request will probably make it obvious who I am but can you do a male Charisk request where Frisk is reprimanding Chara for using slurs because he keep losing to Gael from dark souls 3 please?
>>544977773NVM LOL TENNA WINS NIGGAS
I turn away for one second and somehow Tenna wins???
really surprised there's zero content of fuzzy x snippip
>>544975937Everybody list the top posters you would fight
>>544977386i would give tenna positive reinforcement and train him with treats to behave better
IT'S FUCKING TV TIME!!!
>>544971712The dialogue option about Jevil isn't there if you didn't beat Jevil.
>>544977935Crusader of Light just to feel his skin touch mine
>>544976995Got this saved in the Bunker! Thank you to every artist who participated in this. Hope we'll get something similar for this Christmas coming up!
>>544957035Horny fuckin bnnyus
>>544976654https://voca.ro/15NOCO7H39yK tron ares so much talk of ai in big tech today speech but about "so much talk of dossieranon in utg today" or something along those lines
>>544977935We can have an IRL /utg/ slamfest event
>>544977935who here is shorter than 5’7
>>544976995holy fuck the giant FRIEND
>>544976769voiceanon watching hours and hours of sissy hypnosis voice trainer videosits for the thread, its for the thread he says
A wild Spamton in the forest, trying to keep his litter of spamlings warm and fed throughout the winter.
>>544977579oh no I was asking for the post to be voiced :p
>>544976995super cute everybody!!!! cant wait for the next one!
>>544977935Goatspammers
>>544976995>didn't get to finish my fujoshe will be forever lost to time
Christmas magma and its just a bunch of huge Tennas in santa costumes that don't fit his gigantic body
>>544977935Either Crusader of light or tasquefag
Christmas magma and its just a bunch of scrawny rudys in santa costumes that don't fit his sickly body
>>544978213Little did he know that half his litter will be claimed by the hungry mice roaming the forest
christmas magma? yeah we call that hot cocoa
>>544978271i plan on doing a christmas one and im not digging myself in too deep a HNY celebration one. but is there anything before christmas that would be worth doing? besides just unthemed stuff like the cyber city one?thanksgiving is a shit holiday and not international and my plan for the christmas one would be similar anyway.>>544978349nope you can do it whenever and we can save a final(2) version
>>544977935I would rape Kraut if that counts
>>544978519Heheheh you should do a thanksgiving feast one, I promise I won’t add tons of fat characters stuffing their faces
>>544978517more like, christmas smegma.WAYOOHHH
>>544978517I hate how this made me laugh
>>544978641BURNING PENIS
>2/3 of my pippins ocs have kidswhat does this mean
>>544978519*and if im not>>544978617the fat crowd here might be enough to push thanksgiving into being worth it? iunno. as long as enough people enjoy it i would consider it
I had an amazing day!!! I hope you guys had an amazing day too!!!I don't know why it went so well today but it did.
>>544978740You should marry and reproduce
>>544976654rudy leaving carol a sexy voicemail about how much he misses her
>>544978740the dice(pronounced deece) will inherit the earth
oh yeah bluejays raped btw, undertale deltarune
>>544978740You have a strong desire to reproduce
>>544978740your imagination is very fertile
>>544978617wait a tick i know which one you are
>>544978740we should have a kid and name it Susie NOT PIPPINS
>>544978896filtered
>>544978769I also thought thanksgiving might be a bit boring but we might have to do it for the fatfags sake
>>544978979What? No way, you have no idea
>>544956751my new pippin oc donutsteel
>>544978603fight implies a struggle though
>>544978213the feral spamtons are going closer and closer into suburban and urban areas to scavenge food
>>544979068ok this is cute as hellwow just when I think we've run out of dice
>>544979068I would fuck this one
>>544979030this feels so much like the bitchtits spamcan painting it's terrible (sense of awe)>>544979054i recognize your speech now painter. my mind palace is growing you see
>>544978786Good to hear anon. I suppose I have a few things lingering on my mind that are bringing down my mood a bit, but overall I'd still say I had a good day.
>>544979068why didn’t she stop TEoH from eating 5 gallons of darkness??
>>544977935i honestly sont think i could beat any of the posters here in a fight. im scrawny as hell and scare easily
>>544979408TEoH ate a sleeve of shadow crystal oreos and puked on his mom's bed
>>544979429same we should team up to take out the heavy hitters
Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.I love Chara
>>544979408she can only do so much
>>544979068celeste loves screaming at her when things don't go her way. this poor teacher with points salary....
>>544978387tasquefag is massive though. bring a hammer
>>544979429i had a dream last night that i was in south korea in some kind of mega skyscraper hotel for a bank heist or something and got this really big cool room with free drinks that i was hanging out in but the owners of the hotel came in and demanded i pay for the room cause apparently our leader forgot to cover it and ended up on the streets wandering around when a tooltip popped up that "You can talk to people to recruit them" so i picked up a playstation 5 controller and began to speak into it to talk to people and a guy just sorta clipped into the ground
>>544979429don't worry little brother i will protect you
Honestly utg backyard fights sound like fun
>>544979068>one dice eats kids>another one takes care of them
>>544979551Painter was disappointed he couldn’t do more
>>544979429Hey
>>544979068that's really cute actually
>>544979742shipping Dice Devourer and Mrs Bloom
>>544979928i meant alienpins since dice devourer eats both kids and adults alike
>>544979732/utg/ meetup turns into /utg/ fight club
>>544979928hmm true
I don't like violence so if I saw a fight break out I'd feel very sad and run away
>>544979996…she eats kids?
>>544977823https://voca.ro/11pZpQeNTdI8About the /utg/ meetuphttps://voca.ro/144IN08cZwam>>544978086https://voca.ro/1g7KAglRIGiI>>544978265https://voca.ro/16bHcewOljzp>>544978807I'm sorry.https://voca.ro/16ohFJu745Pn
>>544979429I think I could beat most posters here desu, I've been in a good amount of fights, one time I even got punched through a door and immediately got back up, and that's not even mentioning the times knives been involved>>544979581I won't need it, I may not be massive or fat (I'm like 5'8), but I sure know how to fight
>>544980043time to catch up with pippins lore anon
>>544980001*sex club
Note to self: Bring a gun to the /utg/ meetup just in case
>>544980001I was thinking more like one of those organized events where there's a proper ring and everyone has gloves, there's a referee and safety is taken into consideration
>>544980069Lmaooo
>>544980247Please don't air this bitch out over the /utg/ meetup.
>>544956751krisp
>>544980176is she a d8 or d10 in the light world?
>>544977993Oh. The wiki lied again.
>>544980357>she's already thinking of death
>>544980357fujo of hope
>>544979590My last dream had Carol shooting herself in the throat. It was weird, because it was more of a Breaking Bad dream.
I left to take a dump and came back to 13 Tenna shimejis scampering around on my screen
>>544980434d10
brush your teeth, NOW
>>544980503noted. i like having different face amounts be like subspecies for the pippinses (in addition to their dark world origin and design theme deciding what they're like)
Coming down in the middle of the night to investigate a weird noise and finding fave, naked, eating from your fringe. Fave sees you, says "Like what you're seeing huh?", then crawls out from the same window they came in from.
>>544980069>About the /utg/ meetup https://voca.ro/144IN08cZwamHELPPP
>>544980357>everyoneIncluding KT?
>>544980548I'm gonna take a shower instead
>>544980634curious on what you have on pippy.
>>544979616fake brother my real big bro would respond to this by shadowboxing me "to develop my combat instincts">>544979565ill run distraction you grab the frying pan
>>544956751sometimes the kids are a little... much. but she always smiles through it
>>544980651Noelle...
>>544980502My Tenna seems to be enjoying the view
>>544979429don't worry kraut there will be no fights and you can probably just lie about who you are ill love you anyway>>544980069>you're going to fall in love and start sucking each other offwise wordsI am fine with this. just put it in public so any fucking gets moved to private places and those who don't want to get involved can not. but also yeah I am socially deprived and I would like to not be and I think this is worth the risk of connection. avoiding connection because of fear it would be serious connection is a viscious cycleand im not really homophobic that probably helps>>544980651I follow fave through the window
>>544980439In that case, you really can just go through the entire game without knowing the shadow crystals exist. I have to wonder when the thing telling about their existence to the non-collectors is coming. Undertale revealed that there was a pacifist ending if you spare Flowey.I ask because I want to know if the crystals should be a first run thing or a second run thing.
>>544980651made me realize. is mettaton always naked with the robot body? or is he never nude?
>>544980803Holy cringe
>>544980069>https://voca.ro/144IN08cZwamAnd you think the lonely fucks in here wouldn't be really happy about that orgy?
>>544981080One man's cringe is another woman's treasure
>>544980069I wouldn't participate in the utg orgy simply due to how many of you are probably ugly and fat... plus I'm monogamous and orgies seems too impersonal to me.
>>544981201you understand
>>544980709sorry im not the main pippins notetaker (wasn't there a notetaker pippins with meta awareness tracking the pippins ocs? he was dark green or black and had a fancy name, saw him on a whiteboard)im the bones guy (and his son with phillip, poor little skinny mckinney with the beetus but i think he can be called skinny or mickey for short)but i do have some thoughts on pippy being like a standard pippins in bodyshape but also having the dicedevourer traits. we have a whole "aliens and demons" thing going on with the pippins ocs lol
>>544981018He puts on a penis whenever he wants to get freaky so he's conditionally naked
>>544981201hey I’m skinny and my sister calls me handsome thank you very much.
>>544981201I don't remember posting this
can you guys microwave a glass of milk for me, I’m having trouble sleeping
>>544981201im the anon who things being on utg is an attractive trait but unfortunately for y'all I am also not up for orgies due to the same reasons this anon said
>>544981391I’ll get you a water bottle
>>544981391Sure. *warms it up but also pees in it a little* here you go.
>>544981391contact mike is only float the milk of your uhh own
>>544980803>gachashitWhy is every Tennabro like this... it makes me so sad...Also as I was looking for an image to post, the exact moment I opened my Tenna folder, a sneaky little TV decided to steal my window. I can tell he was waiting for that moment.
>>544981280how's you and your sister's pregnancy going alabamanon
>>544981558dude gross.
I had a fic idea in my head all day I could've written, but I didn't, and I'm glad I didn't.However now I'm wondering what to actually write since I want to write but don't know what to write...
>>544979590i was in an expensive ritzy apartment building, going down the halls and staircases. this was one of the most expensive apartment buildings in the world, everyone here was a multimillionaire. i would see glimpses into open rooms, and they looked so cramped, like closets. someone shut their door on me. everything had generally a deep vivid emerald theme. i think i was in NYC or similar. manhattan maybe.i go down staircases, and come to a small enclosure at the bottom of some steps. it is just part of a larger room. an ornate banister separates a rich-looking woman from a sort of dining room, filled with tables of varying sizes and makes, all beautifully lavish and generally with shades of green decorating them. there are a few (4) in different colors, though. i can't see the extent of the room but it is somewhat large.
>>544981598Sorry to hear that about the baby.
id like to think im above fucking an anon but if any of you actually look like kris like you love to claim i think it would be hard to not have sexual tension there. Especially if i get to be Dess.
A /utg/ orgy is a dumb idea. A /utg/ bucket-spitting circle, however...
>>544980771Based + I know the image this was traced from
>>544981541I am just a huge fucking weeb but I think I may be a minority of Tennafags that consume this specific gachaslop given its reputation
/utg/ fave cosplay and eating contest
>>544981838painter….
>>544981838Woops I forgot my costume but uh can all the Spamton and Tenna cosplayers come over here and eat right next to me? Yeah just like that….
mmm yeah sing me more bedtime lullabies :3
I’d go to the /utg/ meetup purely to see what you namefags look like
>>544981829Gachashittery is all the same to me, I don't care if there's different types of it. Every single Tennafag I see online or in here all play some type of gachaslop I fucking swear.
I'll show up to the meetup in a drunk chara cosplay and instantly get arrested due to the fact that the US has shit drinking laws, like 21 and you can't even be drunk in public? That's lunacy!
Further thoughts on the /utg/ meetup. What we should do...https://voca.ro/1e0tw3r0o3yf
>>544982107you're not gonna say anything to the namefags? you're just gonna look at them and walk away?
Oughhhj I’m in lying in bed and want to write about Deltarune so bad don’t know whatI’m just a writer guy with millions of ideas that I’ve written down but want to work on something with Dess or Carol… but don’t know what…..There was…. The idea of…. Dess abusing Asriel…. But I don’t want to indugle it.
>>544982270raise up your bat karaoke and costume/baking contests would unironically go hard as fuck
>>544981838honestly id really like an utg cosplay contest. ive had plans for a cosplay in the back of my head for a while now and being forced to finally do it would be nice
>>544981997>1997HOLY CUNGADERO
>>544982312Do whatever gives you the drive to write. What matters is that you're putting words to life.
>>544982270Fucking hell yeah I wanna see the ralseifag baking face offWhat if we also had a BMI contest in real time where the anons that have a healthy/recommended BMI win?
>>544982627*what if we had a bmi contest in real time where the anons that have the highest bmi winFTFY
>>544982686Bonus points if they have POINTy noses
>>544982627>>544982686the healthy BMI ones do the baking contest and the highest BMI ones do the eating contest
Anon yelling at me to speak louder because of my quiet voice and I start stuttering like Courage the cowardly dog
>>544956751I tried to make a non-pippins oc for practice. Here's what I came up with. Soon I want to make unique darkner concepts that arent based off of the existing darkners in deltarune
utg meetup but there's a femanon contest to find out which one is the most bisexual out of them all
>>544982775
>>544982872tennafaggot wins
The rules of the /utg/ meetuphttps://voca.ro/1fYXMUWFtvaW
>>544982936But Tennafaggot is a man?
the roaring knight shows up to the utg meetup and that is when the utg dark world happens
>>544982958rule #2 no leaving
>>544982872I get really nervous around men (I am busy thinking about their dicks) but when it comes to women its easier for me to loosen up and have an actual conversation
utg meetup theorycrafting would revolutionize Deltarune theories and reach new levels of schizophrenia>>544982958good rulesutgcon?
>>544983153You’re straight
>>544982809I like her woudl she be attracted to Tennas nose flower
/utg/con ballpit
>>544983268dicepit
>>544983267That's a good idea, anon
Where would the meetup even be held?
>>544983268dont let the krisfags in
ngl I just like the thought of not being the most awkward neurodivergent freak in a group for once
>>544983213No I am definitely into women and find women more sexually attractive overall. The only good thing about men are what's in their pants.
>>544983339someones mansion i suppose, an apartment would be too small for a big gathering
>>544983339hell *kills you*
>>544983376your post gives me conflicting information.
>>544983150>Me on day #1233 of being in the utg meetup because I can't fucking leave
>>544983383meor a bar/hotel or some other official location that is intended for big gatherings, could even bring in security guards in that case in case someone drinks too much alcohol and starts fighting
>>544983153This post is proof that "femanons" don't exist, there are anons who don't call attention to the fact that they are female, and there are "female" (male) anons that post porn comic dialogue and try to catfish incels
I can give fat Tenna cosplayers physical attention, but it’s no silly strings attached when that mask comes off.
>>544983607let painterfag be the security so she can sacrifice the troublemakers to the blood gods
>>544983339either some kind of event center or just a general few things over a couple days, like a few coordinated events. (>>544983607) yeah>>544983373you understand me. I don't know anyone in the real world like me but at least some of you have the same autism I do and I would love to yap about my DELTARUNE with yall>>544983515goddamn it not again
>>544982792You and me both, I'm more mumbly than stuttery but I am actually a decent baker, especially if it's chocolate based>>544982958Just to make this clear, I'm allowed to drink a bit before the meetup? Cause otherwise I'll don't think I'll be able to handle the pure amount of autism sober and not feel instantly ashamed and embarrassed about it (I've never been a violent drunk, just the annoying and puking kind at most)
Berdly awakens his sharingan and kills fungang
is catbox down
>>544983718Attention whores exist, you know.
yearly utg meetup?
>>544983376>The only good thing about men are what's in their pants.Are you being fucking serious? The thing between the legs only looks good on fictional men, most of the irl pics of dicks look kinda gross.Said the fave
feels nice to know ill be meeting all of you after i die
>>544983746Sorry I’d slack off while lusting after all the fat neckbeards hiding behind TV cosplay
>>544983974Let's encourage Painteranon with a controlled shock!
>>544956751nope it works now i was just being retarded. I have no excuse or explanation for this. I yam what I yam. https://files.catbox.moe/2ni4ee.png
>>544983927>The thing between the legs only looks good on fictional menYou are not wrong, this is very true. Real men just don't compare to 2D.
I'd host the meetup but I'm poor and afraid you fuckers are gonna lace the baked goods with ketamine during the cosplay/bake off.
>>544977935Kraut is an ez win, Tasquefag ez, Crusader of Light ez, vocaroo guy ez, any random fujoposter I'd fold. I legitimately don't see myself losing to anybody else that posts here. I guarantee I can tank more pain trying to beat you than anyone here would be willing to not lose, and even if not then statistically you're either a twink teenage cutter or an obese woman anyways so no prob.
/utg/ meetup weird route
>>544983880I've known only one nymphomaniac in my entire life and I refuse to believe another one actually posts in this general of all places
>>544984020Ooh a Ramb-shaped collar just for me?!
>>544984162>vocaroo guy his name is VOICEANON
>>544984168'ight whose the berd getting frozen?
>>544984162I would simply not fight anyone because even though I'm confident I could beat some of you trying is more trouble than its worth>>544984168bringing my case of homemade thorn rings
>>544984161>>544984161>>544984161
>>544984162>ezhttps://voca.ro/1aZl7Z2S49xB
>>544984185This is the second time I've seen the word nympho used in a reply towards me and now I'm starting to wonder if anon was right after all...
>>544984168>I rape everyone>I leavesimple as
>>544983376Really? Penetration is the worst part
>>544984162>tumblr filename>calling anyone else a twink teenage cutter
>>544984616Oh, I agree with you there. What I like the most is when they jerk themselves off.
