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>>544984398woah anonymaus are you going to the meetup?
Don't forget her
>>544984161Send your voice requests here.
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>>544984380gee voice you didn't have to kill the poor narcissist
good morning /utg/. while meetup posting is all theoretical and fantasy, i do find that discussion interesting to hear about, you are free to talk more of it if you want.
>>544984505
How are the eufags here gonna go to the meetup?
>>544984532>Tuft getting bullied by a little girlthe fuzzy stocks are depleting
I want the meetup to be real
>>544984571they wont. it will be better if it doesnt have goatposters or kraut or tasquefag or col
speaking of the mikes for some reason ive never seen any polymikes enjoyers in here
Rouxls yume...
>>544984497Crusader of light showing up to the meetup, you'll decide what he does
No one would ever go to a utg meetup if I went there. Out of spite everyone would either not come or someone would call the cops/swat
>>544984497>>544984739This request but can you add like muffled cartoony fighting noises as everyone beats him up after he says something fucking stupid
>>544984458No, I'd put on a funny nametag for a joke then forget about it.
>>544984760I would just kill you immediately and everything would Proceed as normal
>>544984669Wait, they aren't American? I knew goatposters weren't but I always assumed tasquefag and col was
wait a minute the op is a jpeg. what the fuck. why
>>544984760I much prefer you over kraut
As long as the meetup's in a public setting, I wouldn't mind going tbdesu
>>544984887i think theyre both polish
maybe one day I'll just be like "yo I'm going to this mall/restaurant on Saturday" and then whatever happens happens idkAnd if I get axe murdered as a result at least it was for funni thread content right
>>544984736lmaoo
>>544984834Can you please add a charafag stabbing him in the end please?
for American /utg/ers, are you west coast or east coast?
>>544985132West
>>544985132Fave lives in an east coast shithole
>>544985132east
>>544985132East, DC
Sorry, little buddy. I can't go to the /utg/ meetup. I'm all out of vacation days.
>>544985132Midwest
ngl if i had millions of dollaroos lying around then i would pay for the threads travel costs and hotel costs for a weekend of meetup with you guys. since i would theoretically be hosting the thing then i could decide the location, stockholm?
>>544984736BEHOLD! OLFACT BLAST!https://youtu.be/nClhUae7DMs
>>544985273In some rural Irish mansion, I love nature and especially the countryside
>>544985132west coast best coast
>>544985132east, SC.
I don't want to see how ugly you guys are, I like imagining you're all perfectly attractive early 20s femboys and late 2000s scene girls. Having that illusion shattered would prevent me from earnestly posting here anymore
It's too bad we don't live near each other. It would be nice to do a utg potluck>>544985132midwest
>>544984505oops didnt see that thread was about to die so heres my evil terrible slop again okk gnhttps://files.catbox.moe/2ni4ee.png
>>544985132western canada
>>544985512still the best /utg/ crackship
So like, where would we even meet at for a /utg/ meetup in raleigh nc?
>>544985479fair point
>>544985479if you wouldn't like us as average 5/10s you don't deserve us anyway
>>544985132 (me)I'm west coast and despite having the most willpower and skill to host a meetup I have absolutely zero financial means to do so. Add that on top of a chronic verbal communication issue that would make corralling or even just talking to people really difficult and it makes me organizing it an impossibility. Here's an idea: Whenever there's a comic con or a big furry con in the states, maybe we could post about it and have some like "dog whistle" to recognize each other or a specific location we're going to? I've never been to any con like that but I'm sure at least a few of us have
>>544985678I’ll go to one and hold a paper that says /utg/ dicesex
Could we have a dress and hygiene code for the meetup?
>>544985862(laughs)
>>544984739>>544984834https://voca.ro/1iO2ZoamUwxK>>544985132East Coast
i worry that even if i lucked out and hit the 1/4096 jackpot after mentioning battat's wife and tenna's bee-emm-eye to someone in a public area that they would just come on too strong and i would feel weird and not end up having fun or wanting to talk or make a friend
>>544986161lmao
>>544986161>Closet inside the schoolWe are all getting arrested and put on a list.
Things at the utg meetup>Pin the tail on the susie>Diving for Apples (Kris themed)>Public litter box (for catti anons)>Ralsei sorting hat that tells you if you're gay>Large tv modeled after Tenna's face>Mew mew kissy cutie themed hotpot (For alphys and mewmew lovers)>Berdly himself is there for some reason>Huge spade king body pillow in the middle of the livingroom (we will rent out a hotel room)>An actual reindeer named noelle>Large Fujo and battat cardboard cutouts>Toriel pie dessert>Green Queen-themed wine>Public Elnina-themed mounted fleshlight>Public Lanino-themed dildo (which sounds equally as gross to use)>Trashy the trash can
>>544986161I’m looking for you ralseianon at the meetup first
>>544986161Cute. You enter the closet and its just a regular closet alsei is waiting on his hands and knees blindfolded with his robe pulled up over his little butt.
>>544985461the thought I could run into another utg poster in public and never know horrifies me. Why are you within my radius.
>>544986220It was so good then the Elnina and Lanino sex toys were on the list
>>544986309I'm in your floor, "D"
>>544986220>el nina fleshlight: well used>la nino dildo: unused>tenna face nose: well used
>>544986220more.
>>544986469Kek
>>544986220I'll bring a cheap sega genesis knock off filled with emulated games, you people will love ecco the dolphin, decap attack and shinning force 2
>>544986220>no spamton activitiesmid and not going
>>544985937holy kino>>544986309oof, I feel that. fortunately for you I am busy with college and am not going out much. given time, though...
>>544985937good col impression
>>544984505Multiflavor Holidays
>>544986161Haha, this is one of my favorite parts of these threads. I wonder what kind of kooky stuff Ralsei is going to say next!
>>544986780AWESOME I love the holiday swap noelles are you gonna do the rest?
>>544986862to be quite honest i have no clue which ones to do next
>>544986220continued>swatch themed macaroons>The giant green gem in the corner (Rudinn anons)>Deltarune themed board games (a hired roulxs impersonator hosts the games)>Cards against humanity but worse and also jevil-themed (Jevil anons)>Spamton karaoke that uses fan-made lyric videos. The karaoke machine looks like spamtons head>random starwalker sticker on a wall>tasque manager BDSM kit that is located in bedroom of the hotel (there are other objects in there, too. You DO have to sign you and your partners names on a clipboard before you use the bedroom for the scheduled time)>virovirokun, poppop, and ambyulance inflatable pool toys located at the hotels pool>Poker>Expertly cooked pipis served for the full event
>>544986739Alt voice.https://voca.ro/19nu1eIW9YcX
>>544986956I recommend the 420 and easter ones
>>544986956NTA but if you do the st. patrick's snake one my life is yours
>>544986956Valentines Day, Saint Patricks day, Fourth of July, and Thanks Giving
>ROYAL DECREE TO ALL MY GENTLEBEAUTIES: >AS I'M SURE YOU'VE ALL NOTICED, MY DARLING SALESLADIES HAVE EXCELLED THIS SEASON.>OVER 7000 SALES JUST THIS MONTH! AND THAT WAS BEFORE I STARTED THE FIRE SALE:>BUY 50G WORTH OF ITEMS, AND YOU GET PRIORITY PROCESSING AT YOUR LOCAL FIRE SHELTER!>SO, GENEROUS AND GLAMOROUS KING I AM, I HAVE DECIDED TO REWARD THEM. >EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY, THE WATERFALL DUMP,>THE PLACE THIS LADIES HAD THEIR HUMBLE ORIGINS AS MERE SNACK AND FIREARMS PEDDLERS,>ARE NOW THE JOINT LEGAL PROPERTY OF MS. CATTENHEIMER AND BRYNN! >DON'T SPEND ALL THAT GARBAGE IN ONE PLACE!!!
>>544986978>PokerThis but make it strip poker with the dealer cosplaying as Seam
>>544986780Cute!!!! I love swaps also
>>544987109Alright i have no fucking clue how i forgot easter.>>544987114genius idea for ST. Patty's>>544987118I'm trying to think of what she'd look like for Valentine's, and Grace is already Thanksgiving.
>>544987296Name-Valerie Look a white rabbit monster. (Rabbits were symbols of fertiility at the time)
>>544987296valentines noelle, a dove? or a swan?
Newly-born warlord Catty sends her troops to scout out the deeper forests of Snowdin—she's heard rumors of a diner that will pour chili down your throat until you tap out
>>544987407rabbits are a symbol of fertility all the time
>>544987296just saying 420 should be a cat
>>544986978Other objects inside the bedroom, or the "Isle of Love" >Shuttah recording equipment>Zapper and pippin vibrators>Candles that look like the Balthizard enemies from Chapter 4>Tenna and spamton nose strap-ons>The 'hammer of justice' (impossibly big sex toy modeled like Gerson's hammer meant only for the ass. Whoever is able to actually use it without hurting themselves gets 600 dollars)>mizzle lube and Mizzle hot tub>Red buttplug with nuberts face on it>Tons of outfits in the closet available to wear that are based on outfits from the game>Jockinton
>>544984571what meetup
>>544988101thread secret should’ve been here.
>>544988101/utg/ spamtenna orgy in Rayleigh, North Carolina
if i could go i would feel like i'm wearing my role model toby fox's skin and trying to recreate aspects of his life in my own. i would glance at a mirror and catch toby glaring back at me
>>544984497Everyone's reaction as Toby shows up for the meetup
In a very pissy mood tonight. Pressing on Kris' full bladder and watching them squirm.Anyways I may or may not go to the /utg/ meetup assuming the distance isn't too far.
>>544986161ralsei is so enthusiastic i love his shining optimism
>>544988304Uh, you know, it's ok if you can't make it to the meetup. Don't feel bad about it. Please.
>>544988215I don't live in NC, gonna be a hard pass from me
Ok got two more in there
>>544988304 (Me)Also assuming it's not some gay ass sex party. I'm not into that gross shit.>>544988393This made me chuckle lmao. It's fine, I doubt I'd go even if it was close enough lol.
utg group masturbation session
You know, it would be really funny if someone put arsenic in the punch pool fahaha would you guys imagine that? Lol.
>>544988457Yeah… gay people are gross…
>>544988457it would obviously be a bisexual female sex party, newfriend
>>544988304we’ll add multiple bathrooms just for you
>>544988516I'm not gay but balls are more aesthetic than dicks imo.>>544988578Ah. Well I already have a gf, so going would be redundant. >>544988618>expecting me to use themYou don't know me at all.
I would feel estranged I think being the only person at this meetup wearing an "Asgore #1!" shirt while everyone else is either sporting or dressed as television/dice/salesman
>>544988654just scientifically curious no judgment at all but does she know youre the kris diapey guy
So who wants to volunteer to be the (literal) janitor at the meetup?
>>544988654You have no place to pass judgment when you are literally pissing and shitting yourself publicly LOLSecurity, ban this nigga
>>544988710You would be killer with that anon that post those sweet little Asgore vignettes
>>544988772fine I’ll do it
>>544988654 (Me)Nah but I'm not into public shit. If I did go, you would not know I was there. I solemnly swear that I will not shit myself at the /utg/ meetup.>>544988742She's into diapers too, and she knows I browse 4chan and fuck with people on here for the thrill of it.
>>544988831can you cosplay as jenny
>>544988786You don't say...
>>544988872I’m a guy best I can do is katana
>>544986780finally, turkey noelle
>>544988845*whirr chkchkchk click* ok thanks for the data>>544988941 water balloons and milk
>>544988451These Noelles are kickass.
>>544986780I await bunny Noelle for Easter.
>>544989021sure want me to bring cookies and a pool too?
>>544987017If I sound like my father, I'll never sound like that no matter how hard I try. Though, I never said chapter 1 was ruined, I still enjoy playing it. I said that chapter 4 ruined what's to come, I've said that many times.
>>544989125Your father sounds like Linkara?
>>544989119Chapter Five leak
>>544989106>>544988451
>>544989125CoL are YOU going to the meet up?
>>544989183He doesn't either, that's my point.
>>544989125Where can I find you at the meetup?
>>544988451needs Hanukkah and Kwanza Noelle
>>544984505The reason there will be no utg meetup is because shit like this would happen
>>544989183Deltarune has NO SET SCHEDULE. The chapters will be DONE when they're DONE, and will be RELEASED when they're DONE.
>>544989245under my car
I think I'd be afraid of meeting anons with the same fave as me at the meetup.
>>544989292Abortion chair shaped like Tenna's nose is a good merch idea. Tricky Tony, take notes.
>>544989292Tennafaggot would hog it
>>544989406fangamer is too weak willed
>>544989216So guys, are we all going to collectively blow CoL or crucify him if he comes to the meet up?
col cosplay contest
>>544989021>*whirr chkchkchk click* ok thanks for the dataDossieranon my beloved...>>544989487They should have a crucifix they can hang him on with ropes once he arrives.
>>544989487Turn him into a dice
>>544989487Crucify!Crucify!Crucify!
>>544989487whichever hurts more
>>544989532>pippins cosplay contest
>>544989537don't tempt me to become one. im just a noticer and i come on here a lot
>>544989216>>544989245I'm not in North Carolina, and I'm not interested in furry conventions or homosexual orgies or whatever it is you're going to.
>>544989746You shoulddddddddd. Record our deeds and present them to God.
>>544989678that's gonna go to the one girl who didn't even dress up who accidentally looks like vivid and didnt noticesecond place goes to sexy underwear with a dice bracelet, third place to janitor katana
>>544989487https://voca.ro/17tLBp0J88eW
>>544989763oh my god man can you be any lamer?
>>544989406I prefer this chair.
>>544989809Ten dollars, and I'll do it.
If gaster was epic: typer value 6667
>>544989809>>544989909I was about to say he wouldn't do it and would only do it for a hundred dollars, but I guess I overestimated what little dignity he had.
>>544989909>>544989909Perhaps I was too harsh on you. If you're willing to get dunked for ten bucks then you can come.
The only airport in my country closes every time there's an international incidentI don't think I can come to the /utg/ meetup
>>544989973Tbf I'm not him, I just thought it'd be funny if he suggested a lower amount.
>>544990000holy quads
>>544989790you were the final push i needed
>>544989809I'll do it for 50 and a few bottles of Sprite.
Mmm. Has a 4chan meetup ever killed anyone? I except no less than three rapes in this.
>>544989809I'll do if I get that and also get to molest a Kris cosplayer.
>>544989809I"D DO IT FOR A [DEAL]
>>544986161Mooom! Ralsei's being weird again!
>>544990095CoL's getting raped all three times.
>>5449900954Chan meetups are less deadly than your average furcon. If anything I would expect 0 rapes and 300+ cases of cnc (consensual non consensual.)
>>544990095The question is: who's getting raped, and who's doing the raping?
>>544990197You uh... you don't mean me, right?
>>544990254Does it reall count as three rapes if it's the same person?
>>544989930isnt typer value 667 real
>>544990308nobodys raping you pissy shitties kris you have a natural protective shell
>>544990308Nobody wants to smell you
>>544990518>>544990551You're acting like the raper would know it's me. But yeah, I do have a built in defense mechanism lmao.
>>544989268>>544987487>>544987109fuck it, if im doing one i may as well do the other
>>544990640do you actually stink normally and do you think you look like kris
>>544990640Link but poo
>>544990667holy kek I love Hanukkah Noelle
>>544990693No I don't and yes I do. I don't shit myself constantly and I shower regularly.
>>544990667I hate to be that guy but women in the Jewish faith don't wear a kippa they cover their hair. No I'm not a Jew.
>>544990667heh nice
>>544990326Yes, if it's done by different people/at different times
>>544990841well the yarmulka or however the fuck you spell the tiny hat is the easiest visual shorthand for jewish so you're getting stuck with it.
>>544987114she's not a snake she's the loch ness monster silly
>>544990957Star of David necklace?
/utg/ meetup but it plays out like Ten Little Niggers.
islamic noelle - goat/camel
>>544991070What?
>>544991036well no need to get too on the nose here
>>544991140Bunch of people get invited to a party on an island. Each person gets killed off one by one by a secret killer.
>>544991159dog you gave her a kippa how is that less on the nose? Also give her a big nose.
>>544991285isn't that danganronpa or whatever it's called
>>544991314Well. No Nose to need to nose the nose. You knose?
>>544991449the last two technically only the last one
>>544991314long rat snout could work
what?
>>544991909isnt he a snowgrave noelle fan too...apple doesnt fall far from the tree
>>544992906Is this from the same guy who did the the weird Ralsei comics?
>>544991909Can't believe Crusader of Light raped a live deer and filmed it and posted it on the deep web.
>>544992957it looks like it but i doubt it. i want to know
>>544992906>>544992957every once in a while an artist that does silly goofy little guys will put out something that makes you wonder about them. the way the gal is drawn in this one... I want to see the rest of this individual's portfolio. for research purposesanyway, goodnight utg! love y'all. have a good rest of yall's nights. kriselle forever
>>544993137Night FAGGOT
>>544992957>>544993012guy who does the weird ralsei comics here i did not make that oneyou can tell by the fact i don't know how colors work and that it's far higher quality but that image is super fucking good though it cracks me up every time. also my internet is dying so i really hope there really have been no posts and that this isn't a worthless answer to an already answered question
>>544994018no its dead thread hours
>>544994018I hope your internet survives.
>>544994018Nah, thanks for clearing it up. It looked like something made on MSpaint and you were the first guy I thought up that is doing something in a similar style consistently.
>>544994018that’s one question answered now who made it originally??????
>>544994018the dialogue style/humor feels pretty similar. also i dont know what you mean by "i dont know how colors work" the image in your post is colored better than >>544992906your creations are funny i like them.
>>544994018oh yeah weird question but do you watch oneyplays
>>544994250Not the one who drew it but I am the anon who made the original comment and it also makes me laugh every time. Didn't expect the instant loss comic although I guess I should have. I still dont fw ralsei like that.
>>544994476DONT ANSWER TO DOSSIERANON
realistically we would prob just do jackbox in person and eat pizza at a utg meetup
hey haha. guys. can i just like know some of your interests and any unusual physiognomic traits you might have. no reason really i just like talking i guess hehe. can you post some images? or photos of objects around your home? that would be interesting to me and also tell me your birthday or hobby's
>>544994735I was born on December 25th and I like to force my best friend to smoke weed and watch gross porn on my computer. Often at the same time.
>>544994815Dess...
>>544994664this would be the ideal
>>544994664leave me the bacon/pineapple
simpler, happier days...
>>544994018I like your work.
>>544994347>>544995362thank i try my best also meant i don't know how to mix colors to look nice i kinda just use the actual mspaint default colors every time so i'd rather just leave it black and white instead>>544994476>>544994515you know when akinator asks that really fucking specific question after a load of horseshit? when it's like "is your character a thing that exists as a concept" or "does your character have traits that define them" and you go "haha this fuckin' guy he's dumb as hell" then he goes "does your character have a green robe that they wear and bake cakes and is a darkner and is also ralsei from deltarune" and you go "ohh shit he's got me now"? this is like that>>544994735
>>544994664i really want to know what some of you people look like. though on the internet its probably safe to bet on at least a few of the "awkward blocky chubby nerd 20s white guy with short choppy brown hair, not particularly attractive, not particularly ugly, little fashion sense, unexpectedly tall" type
>>544995336I am impressed by Ralsei's display here
>>544995336fellow godotGOD detected in collision byte 9>>544995479i could smell the taste of zachs green cumulon in your authorial voice
>>544995487well id wear a mask with a voice changer and cover myself completely. I make really good cookies tho and id bring them
>>544995498the image i cut the sprite out of is just so good and i ended up making a cube levitate in my aimless godot diddling so it just made sensei do feel a bit bad about stealing it, and if there's ever going to be more powers than just levitation ill probably replace it if only for art style consistency
>>544995479also i appreciate your metaphor and your smokin hot new comic picture. saved
>>544995686You’re getting that shit ripped right off you
>>544995487I am lean, short, and have long brown hair and glasses. I have slightly above average fashion sense, and use it to put together outfits that usually pretty much blend in. Passing me on the street, you would assume me to be an ordinary individual.captcha: 2H2H2
>>544995487I would also, realistically, wear a mask to the meetup and make it part of my personaNot like you're missing anything, I'm like the definition of average in both face and body, I have also been told a few times I am slightly below average as well, so it's not like I'm doing anyone any favors by not covering myself
>>544996074You’re nothing, pussy
>>544996074Im 440lbs and lift bigger weights
>>544996074How tall are you
>>544996346Dossieranon...
>>544996074His tough guy talk's starting again so the AI porn spam meltdown won't be far behind
>>544996389I am not the dossierfag, I am simply curiousI don't document anything in the thread
>>544996480we are all the dossierfag. you document everything you read, in the archives of your mind.
>>544996074i would not be so hasty to doubt that one of us spends 18 hours every day training with no running water or TV, with his only entertainment being /utg/
>>5449963465'11
>>5449963463'04"
>>544996704>Not 6'0Grim.
>>544996891even the kris diaper shitter guy? careful now.
>>544996891Think you can take me, 1 2 3?
>>544996939id def do it to kick his ass
utg meetup abruptly cancelled after krisdiapeyshitter's dumpy unleashes in the dice pit while black knife plays
It begins
>>544997169*brown knife>>544997275netherlands
>>544997521>netherlandsi know thati mean where exactly
>>544998479That thing is like if shenanigans was a guy
>>544991909he went to nutcase elementary for violent kids
women thread.
>>544998645I like how hes a reoccuring joke
>>544999130GROSS! POST MORE MEN!!!!
Aha Can you meet sex?I want to fuck you sex sex sex
>>544999232peak woman.
I had to turn all my clocks back an hour. By the time I got to the last clock, MY ASS TURNED TO JELLO
>>544999813a timeless classic
>>544999130>>544999469What's a woman?
>>544984161I like the picture. Did I miss discussion about the picture?
>>545000027annoying creature, very sexy, XX chromosome, womb, tiddy.very whole nine yards.
>>545000027Drink 5 Hour Energy. It's not a drink, more like a drink.
>>545000027Not a man.>What is a man?Not a woman.
>>545000027Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew
>>545000027Has that Wo factor
>>545000089It got uploaded as a jpeg for some reason...
>>545000592Oh fuck that wasn't smart. Here's a link.>https://files.catbox.moe/ui8s21.PNG
>>545000027Human=Man \/ WomanMan=Human ^- WomanWoman=Human ^- Man
>>544985479>6'3>Conventionally attractive>Not socially dysfunctional>Goes to the gym sometimes maybeI could beat up 90% of /utg/ physically and spiritually
watchu gonna do wit
>>5449854796'2, average looking, I keep fairly strong doing SCA shit. But I am also a massive dork.I just make sure to be kind whenever possible.
>>544984532I see another enemies to lovers situation going on here
>>544985479You're pathetic and should seriously consider killing yourself.
I'm 120 meters tall and destroying Tokyo
>>544994250I drew itI mostly draw the hyper boobs
>>545002562Susiezilla?
>>545002514ugly cunt spotted
>>545002691look at OP and wonder why ugly bitches are everywhere.
>>545002770>So ugly he got evicted
>>545002564Based.>>545002770cringe
If anyone in /utg/ is a fat woman, just know that I would like to have sex with you. Thanks for listening.
>>545002564Makes sense. It would probably take someone of your skill level to dish out something like that relatively quickly.
Fish I wish
If anybody in /utg/ is a fat woman, just know that I would like you to consider salad next time. Thank you for listening.
good morning i love themlast night i dreamed that i gave in and watched hazbin hotel and now im considering it. i still havent had a deltarune dream though what the hell
If anybody in /utg/ is a fat woman, just know that I would like you to think about DINNNNNNNER
Hello, /utg/! What's for lunch?
if anybody in /utg/ isn't a fat woman, just take your pills alice we're all girls here have some beef tallow
If anybody in /utg/ has a fat dad, just know that I would like his number so we can go on dates. Thank you for setting me up with your dad in advance.
>>545003504i have a fat dad but he's an old disabled alcoholic with a bad temper
>>545003370hell yeah peak femme-meta.
>>545003328I ate penne rigate with a spinach cheese sauce.and a beer i regretably left open.
Ayo what time is it?
>>545004175ROARING TIME
>>545003709I can fix him
Eram is the Knight?
>>545003328nothing yet because it's 7am, I haven't even had breakfast
>>545004273Ah fuck
If we had a meetup you fags would have a chance to gachimuchi wrestle me irl
>>545004175Adventure Time
>>545003504I have a thin dad
Hello chat
>>545004517yeah, something like that
kinda sad that we won't be getting whackier schizobosses anymore after ch2.
>>545005813hey>>545006273There are better ways to get (You)s>>545006625Temfag I swear to god
>>545006767Hey.But seriously anon, you should choose your file better if you're going to respond to a foot fetish drawing.
>>545006767jevil was a great demo to schizobosses, it showed us "hey there is this extra challenge that you can do if you want and it can get you better items!"by the time spamton rolled around we had a compelling character with a cryptic history and is infinitively interesteding quirks.spamton then did callbacks to mettaton NEO and flowey which was very positively received by the community but eram? the knight? i don't feel it has the same energy, even if the cues they drop are very foreboding, the music was okay.the old man being a callback to undyne was very EH.sorry, i know people love gerson, but i don't share the sentiment.we have undyne at home(town).
>>545006829>>545007036Well temfag shouldn't be tempting me!
>>545007178ERAM is actually my favorite optional boss to date, and the Knight was a great surprise.
ERAM will be the coolest superboss in the chapter 7 rematch
I STILL dont get the appeal of smelly feet. How the FUCK does it make any sense. I can get fresh sweat from a woman, that smells nice but feet sweat is a gross kind of smell. I feel that foot smellfags are just repressed brapfags.
https://static1.e621.net/data/ec/cc/eccc11eca08b287e0538eafd94c79726.jpgimagining this character as edgy AU female ralsei makes it hotter for me.>NOOO you can't just use your imagination!!!1i do what i want, cope
>>545007758penis
>>545007758my penis talks to me
>>545007283don't get me wrong, i like eram but not for eram itself.ERAM implies a lot flowey-based stuff which frightens me for a future where a flower king has a TV upstairs and ERAM surviving his own bossfight, but they really are less powerful feeling.the knight WAS a surprise, you are right there.
Eram is the real Ralsei without his body "Ralsei" is the prince who took Ralsei's body
>>545007178The Knight was meant to be a spin on the "secret boss" formula, where Seam even says that it's technically meant to be impossible. The "schizoboss" is a two-pronged approach where you have to first complete the ShadowMantle Route (which is likely the entire reason why Kris created the Dark Fountain in the first place), THEN challenge the Knight and prove Seam wrong. Chapter 3 kind of switched things up by putting it more in the players face but also hiding the full route a bit more dynamically, and if anything I hope this gets one-up'd in Chapter 5. Chapter 4 had no schizoboss and I'm still wandering why (maybe a titan was considered challenging enough of an encounter? Some players genuinely found it hard, which is funny).
>>545008049Kraut loves Black people. He just hates the Juden and women.
>>545008049because they're black and a delingquent.very realistic depiction.
krisp
>>545008073>Chapter 4 had no schizoboss Bro??? Your sexy turtle???
>>545007854meupdate: my penis is now rehearsing to bible to me, i think something must be wrong with my medications :/
>>545008073i do recall that.seam does not just know the trajectory of our journey but actually know what interjections we can expect.he does see the future, doesn't he?
>>545008387*she
>>545008520SEAM IS A HAG!?
>>545008189good morning enby
>>545006625why human feet!!!!!! they have CUTE HOOVES and CUTE PAWS even in canon!!!!!!!!!
>>544984161Posting in the spooky thread. Cute collaborative drawing.
>>545008979Yes and we should be ever thankful for that.
>>545007697Based ngl
>>545000027A miserable pile of secrets.
>>545009390>women speak koreankeep your secrets.
>>545007178Nah man I actually fully agree really. I'm usually a positive andy about pretty much everything related to DR and have been very happy with it so far but this is one thing that really does bother me. Jevil was awesome, Spamton was the platonic ideal of a secret schizoboss, then... chapter 3.... What the fuck.>Tenna is the one who most blatantly has "similar energy" to Spamton and even a mysterious past relationship with him like Jevil... but he's just the normal boss>The Knight has the Shard... but it's non-optional and has basically no personality yet>Ramb has the story beats and weird, hard-to-parse intentions and unique personality, but you never fight him and his story seems to stop abruptly on either route>Eram is what feels like the proper, normal secret boss as far as how you access its fight and how difficult it is, but it gives no shard, weapon option, no freedom motif and is barely a character (yet?)You kinda have to combine aspects from all 3 of the latter to even get something remotely resembling the quality of Spamton and even then you just don't have that full story or personality from any of them, it all feels somewhat half-baked. Tenna has a lot more of the personality you expect but again, he's the normal boss and has enough weight to lift to equate to Queen (which I do think he succeeds in, even surpassing her in most fans' eyes easily I'd say which is great, but still). It feels less like a mistake though and more like Toby was trying super extra hard to not be predictable or not make an obvious Spamton 2 or whatever, which ultimately made the chapter perhaps a bit weaker unless one of more of these characters have more to do later that makes them deeper in retrospect, maybe.And ch4 had the most obvious, not-deep-at-all,not even schizo secretboss.. he's a fantastic character but even less compelling as a secret boss on that jevil/spamton level than the ch3 weirdos, y'know? And no personality on the main boss...
>>545008950every morning spent with kris is a good morning
>>545009958Like, don't get me wrong, I LOVED ch3/4 overall, this is just one weird aspect kinda rubbing me the wrong way, I know I speak for most the fandom and probably a huge chunk of casual players who don't even engage in the fandom when I say Jevil and Spamton were possibly the coolest, most satisfying parts of their respective chapters and simply following that trend more or less every chap, at least the earlier ones, would have been the ideal way to go, but Toby's gotta be subversive or whatever.
>>545009958i have to say: i appreciate how secret eram felt.nothing is holding your hand, nothing is told to you.you experience it like you would experience a glitch, bug or easter egg before the internet got so big.like a child in the 90s playing an innocent (S)NES game.what's weird about eram is the following:>he knows kris specifically and seems to be watching him.>he has a very sardonic demeanor>ROOTSthe bigger bosses have several things in common.
>>545009534That's why us men can't understand them.
>>545009958Jevil and Spamton are mostly self-contained to their chapters while ERAM and the Knight are part of the long-term narrative which is why I'm a lot more interested in them than the first twoERAM also comes part and parcel with the Sword Route and Kris's mental problems which are my favorite parts of the game so far
>>545010871How could we understand die intrikanz der weiblichen Sprache when they clearly speak a different language to not be understood?it's a secret code not meant to be broken, Sie sprechen in Zungen, nicht mit dir, sondern mit and'ren Initiierten because there's things that you are not meant to understand.
I wonder if Ramb will come back in anyway or if that's just the end of the line for him. there's the cryptic schizoboss shit and his possible involvement with the other nutcases but there's a point made with the fact that he just doesn't belong anymore. He's both kris's boomer playmate that can't catch up to the times and a plug for a TV and console set that the dreamurrs have long moved on from
>>545012393its the same for jevil-fags, spamtonfags and berdlyfags.toby gives you a shiny new toy and you may like them but they will be toyed with to their exhaustion and then they will be put back in the toybox.these characters will be relevant ONCE, especially if the chapter they were featured in had a big drastic action in it.
Imagine Dess & Asriel singing "I Miss You" by Blink-182. Look at these lyrics>Hello, there>The angel from my nightmare>The shadow in the background of the morgue>The unsuspecting victim>Of darkness in the valley>We can live like Jack and Sally if we want>Where you can always find me>And we'll have Halloween on Christmas>And in the night, we'll wish this never ends>We'll wish this never ends>Where are you?>And I'm so sorry>I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight>I need somebody and always>This sick, strange darkness>Comes creeping on, so haunting every time>And as I stared, I counted>The webs from all the spiders>Catching things and eating their insides>Like indecision to call you>And hear your voice of treason>Will you come home and stop this pain tonight?>Stop this pain tonightYou see my vision right?
>>545012393The fact that he just mysteriously disappears alongside the SMILEs being sold in the vending machine he stood next to makes me think something's planned for him
i'm learning so much
>>545004517yes and it's also mettaton. if you turn it upside down its face makes an M.
>>545013571so you made a purple cube levitate off of a glazed chocolate cookie onto a slide and then made it oscilate at 1Hz rolling 10° to the left and right?watch out, toby fox.
>>545013571you can do it ralsei
>>545013571https://youtu.be/xkXEqZnPoP4?si=qwUTQWCpDXLyAH6f
>>545013571very nicekeep at it
Night five of a work trip out of town as I'm calling Asgore in my hotel room before getting ready for yet another fluffless night since I've just been wanting all day to hear his voice at the very least, and as we're telling each other how much we miss one another I'm sitting on the end of my lonely bed wishing more than anything he could be holding me and that I didn't have to lay awake alone anymore (when the trip finally concluded a few days after I hugged him enough to make up for lost time and then some). Just finishing tying my apron on to begin the initial decision portion of dinner preparation when Asgore puts down the cookbook he was flipping through to take hold of my hands behind my back and spin me around before gently but intently pinning me to the refrigerator door, both my arms above my head, to deliver a surprise (and certainly not unwelcome) barrage of smooches from my chest to my neck and finally joining his lips with mine for a more passionate extended kiss (we settled on shrimp scampi with some sautéed cherry tomatoes from his garden on the side). Riding with Asgore later than would be usual to get to the local home improvement retail chain store before it closes so we can grab some items for a few projects we have planned about the house over the weekend, and as we start to ride out to areas where the thick cover of trees start to dissipate a bit into flatter terrain where you can somewhat see the horizon we are lucky to actually catch the sun as it sets (we are usually at home together surrounded mostly by trees such that you can only see the sun rise) and I am gifted with the absolutely stunning sight of his already beautiful face being illuminated by the reddish-orange glow of the terminal sunlight with the violet crest of the sky above the scorched clouds serving as the perfect backdrop to such an immaculate picture
>>545013983when was the last time you showed something you started learning a week ago to strangers and got more encouraging than discouraging comments? not judging, just curious>>545014450thanks, this is already extremely entertaining but im kind of starting to think either it has to become a much bigger playground and i have to figure out how to have multiple dice and how to configure which ones are affected or i have to start turning it into a game of some kind with scoring..>>545014139yeah that is a great reference for some of the vibe i'm trying to aim for>>545014103that's the thing! nobody knows yet what exactly the goal is. ..,
i want to kiss fave on the bum so bad
>>545015006oh, i do menial things as projects to nobody's service but to satisfy my own autism.i show people not for praise, i show them because "this is what i am doing right now".i think last time i made a full project file in audacity to recreate the SAME header, someone told me that my audio card was shite because the project file was low frequency.i do things to not do nothing.
>>545016060that seems made up because i didnt even imply that praise was my motivation, you invented that all on your own
>>545016373I never understand how those clothes like Kris' pants with no extra space in the crotch could possibly work for a male. He would have a noticeable bulge all the time, like how in spider man movies they have to digitally reduce his bulge. This must mean logically Kris has a vagina or Tenna's censors have been editing out his bulge in the dark world all the time.
>>545016189your insistance that i am supposed to be impressed feels as if you expected praise.i have an idea: tell us what you plan to do with this.to me (unitiated dork) it looks unimpressive and i see no reason behind making something like this, but if you were so kind to tell us what this is supposed to be in the end or give us a small taste of your stroke (of genius) maybe it would be more awe-inducing.
>>545016602do you genuinely think every post on this website exists to impress you specifically?
>>545016697us, specifically.
>>545016920ooohh, ok that clears it all up thank you
>>545016920This nigga is non binary
Remember why you're doing Weird Route. What you need from Noelle. This is what you're fighting for, for Kris's sake. https://i.postimg.cc/Px4DNF7k/IMG-9840.jpg
>>545007697Why did you feel the need to share this fact about yourself in Undertale /Deltarune general? I blame Tennasharts for lowering the bar so much talking about their snail trails apropos of nothing.
>>545016189>sounds made up>https://files.catbox.moe/7u899l.wavunfortunately not.
>>545017134>kris mcfucking loses it and becomes an interger.god help us all.
>>545017476>talking about my imagination and interpretation is oversharing nowwhat
how would you feel if green gaster becomes canon?
boy it smells good in herewatcha cookin’?
>>545018115dirt
Had a dream about Asriel x MALE Dess getting caught kissing by Noelle. Male Dess… I should write about this.>>545014560Thank you asgore anon
>>545018563consider susiecide
>>545018563consider continuing living high on life
>>545018563Male Dess convincing Kris to shower together because they're all boys so it's okay
susiecide? don’t mind if I do!>susie throws me off a cliff for my crimes
>>545018563I had a dream with Dess in it. We were walking on top of a hill when it started raining. Then she pushed me down the hill. This is the second Deltarune related dream I've had in two days, lol
>>545018963MORE MEAT FOR THE MACHINE
>>545019106I'm getting hypnotized
>>545018563Male Dess would be really interesting, how would he even act?
>>545019725like a scumbag?ergo the same as dess would?
>>545018014the main antagonists of homestuck are a green skeleton and purple-grey clown, why not gaster and jevil
Pregnant pippinsPregnant TorielPregnant AlphysPregnant CarolPregnant NoellePregnant DessPregnant SusiePregnant TemmieI LOVE PREGNANT FAVES!!! all mine btw
>>545019725Still a doelester so not much would change
>>545020240pipnant preggins…
>>545020240>Pregnant TemmieTemmiefag I know it's you.
>>545020240no, yes, yes, YES, YES, yes?, yes, no.
How will Deltarune be a real JRPG when there's only 4 party members which isn't enough for a cool giant final boss you need to make multiple parties for?
>>545020296The doelester gene continues on...
>>545019725Probably the same since Dess was already pretty tomboyish. Definitely more of a punk, but probably more secure. I can see Asriel x Male Dess being a little rocky to start since both of them would be scared of being wrong about the signs they’re getting or their obvious feelings for each other.Think Rudy would be supportive. Carol probably wouldn’t give a shit since she clocked it day 1. Noelle is now a fujo (if she isn’t already). Toriel would definitely have a fit while Asgore would be supportive like Rudy.
jerking off to toby
>>545021317
fave get plapnant
pap pap pap get spaghetti get spaghetti get spaghetti
pregananant
>>544984505I tried.
Good morningLast night's baseball game sucked
>>545022653Happy Snuggle SNEO Sunday
fave got the new forgis on the jeep
We go to the meetup, and I'm wearing a full suit of medieval plate armor with a name tag that says "CRUSADER OF RAPE". All I do is stand completely still and silent by the door, but when I see CoL or Kraut and etc I activate the quick cock-release screw on my special forged cock armor so I can rape them then and there on the ground in front of everyone
Oughh…. My bonar…
Hitman: Deltarune
I would never go to a meetup not only because I'm too schiz but because there's no way in hell I'm having my face posted on this website forever
>>545025156Why does it always gotta be rape, man? Why can't you pour a bucket of gasoline on them instead?
>>545025440I think the word rape is funny because I was sexually assaulted in my past.
>>545025359is this a daddy mommy or a mommy daddy?
Thread is slow. Post humans to speed it up. Please.
>>545025359Genderswap Deltarune where Toriel is the man or something for some reason
>>545025552Idk what either of those mean but fuck she has some goddamn heft. Imagine sinking your hands into that soft and fluffy stomach. She’s too big to carey though…
>>545025437The only other alternative would be to wear a horse mask, TV head or go in kigurumi cosplay
>>545025651The store is out of fresh ones, had to get one from a can
>>545020731Don't forget the schizobosses(and ramb), Dess, and redeemed knight
>>545025359Fucking female asgore in the back of Flower Queen on her ratty ass mattress
>>545025857I would give off heavy serial killer vibes
>>545025989They look cute no matter what, my friend.
Noelle…
>>545026672 (me)although if I went as Pluey it would be fine if I didn't talk
ONIONS GREEN IS FAVES
>>545026976Oh... oh my god. That's Noelle. That's Noelle Holiday. Anon...
green
he's green and in between
>>545027443in between what?two semis about to collide head on?
>>545027443He's queer and inside your rear
If Deltarune is such a great FUCKING JRPG then how come there's no mandatory 1/12 roulette you have to roll endlessly to win to get through a dungeon!!??
>>545022645Super cute
>>545014560Homewrecker
>>545027678Made for an indescribable amount of violent pollination
>>545027678Flowey inside Frisk's cunny.
Dess is a tomboy so male Dess being anything but a sissy tomgirl that makes Ralsei look like John Ford is pointless
>>545027994>>545028076How do you fuck a flower
>>545028076hear me out: brambled womb tickling.
>>545028179he got a mouth
>>545028179very carefully
>>545025693Toriel would be a hot dad-teacher.
Dess should have straight hair for the ghost girl look
>>545028179be a bee
>>545028179>>545028627In terms relative to humans, technically what bees do is find a male flower and crawl against its' penis and steal its' cum, then they find a female flower and fuck the flower cum into their uterus and then leave. Of course in reality it is much less sexy than this sounds because it's just an automatic instinctual process, but I'm really baffled that no furry porn artist hasn't made something like that lol
I come back to read the thread after getting off for a bit, and I come back to talks about flower fucking and impregnation. Gotta love this place
he looks like he fucks human men
>>545028898I like how bees have a little pollen basket on their leg
>>545029026you look like you fuck human men, homo
>>545028898>it's just an automatic instinctual processin constrast to human arousal, which is a highly rational, highly volitional process full of dialectical mediation between all involved parties
>>545028508Kris is already doing that look
>>545029026i dont remember his ass being that big
>>545029026he looks like he gets a lil stiffy when he gets smooches from human men
>>545029089>>545029332get this man a TRUE
>>545029210monster genetics babay
>>545028179Tentacle porn.
>>545029414What if Starwalker is Gaster and you actually had to recruit him for bonus dialogue where Gaster thanks you for bringing him on your journey with you
Asriel's on his boy period
>>545029790ooo so in the UTDRverse you get your sylladex in college!
>>545028898Isn't that just a mythological succubus/incubus?
why did nobody tell me about all the incest shit in homestuck lmao
Why didn't Toby post a fucking newsletter
>>545028508God I want to make enough brats with her to lose count
>>545030631>im totally going to flap my wangus to this later fuuuuuckk im already hard
>>545018881I find this way hotter than regular Kress so I think I'm becoming gay.
*crushes /utg/ with my bare fist*Hehhehheh*remakes /utg/ with good posts*hehehe
>>545030631Why do you think Toby shills Chasriel?
Speaking of incest we need more pippins lesbian incest sex
>>545030883I mean I feel like Dess would do this regardless of whether she's a guy or girl...
>>545030652toby is upset that his mysterious masked japanese gamedev LARP made people want to know more about him
I DO prefer sneotenna to regular spamtenna! I'm not afraid to say it!!
>>545031265toby is also upset his prefered ships are disliked by most people with an IQ higher than one's chromosome count.
>>545030778>Walter White: "You got me."
>>5450316085g mk ultra doewaves
>>545031528Why does Toby have such bad taste in ships? It makes me wanna send him some homemade cookies.
>>545030991cuz he's a shota gota chad that enjoys brotherly love especially up their butts!
>>545031934if you have as much money and time as toby, you can have taste as shit as shit gets, you'll get to decide how the story goes.
>>545032080Toby would never be that based and shotapilled
>>545032474They're so cute it hurts!
>>545031934I don't know what he's thinking. Mettapants is better as friends / role model
>>545031480mighty dragon spamtong neo and his tv servant...
>>545032636I'm so tired today I don't have much to say other than hehe amogus, and something to do with plapping
>>545031480What's the appeal? Just seems like rape fantasy fuel
>>545033005nta but i like tenna being small and brushing his big giant sneo's fuzzy hair...ahh...so kawaii...
did you rember to drink water today?
>>545030969I don't think it worked...
>bro is a hydrated pill watercel
>>545033151>straight up glowing blueralsei is going to make you drink anti-freeze.
hey kraut if youre still awake why dont you draw flowey with his circle? you just draw the petals and im curious why that is
>>545033235Worse, it's Sans pee pee milk...
>>545033237with his circle?excuse-schuldigung?
>>545032080Chara is a loli.
>>545033101But he can be small with regular Spam too. Unless it's about Neo's design
>>545032839it's a strange thing to say about a character who makes such a big deal about how he's the idol everyone craves, but mettaton really has no sexual chemistry with anyone.
I kind of like Mettaton x Napstablook...
>>545033564Papyrus is something I could see
>>545033564You're 100% correct. There's not a single Mettaton ship that I'm really into
>>545033460i like big big spamton feeling large of himself
>>545033720I've always found Papyton incredibly cringe
>>545033720i never liked papyton much. if you're going to give him a nubile fan to take advantage of, you might as well put him with noellei think mettaton/sans could be okay, but that kind of runs on the spamtenna appeal where we have never seen them talk so we don't actually know what their dynamic would be, therefore toby can't ruin itmettaton/undyne with alphys watching on her cameras would be hot as fuck, but it's more a hypothetical hatefuck than a genuine ship
>>545034357what the fuck is wrong with her mouth?
>>545034473Whats wrong with YOUR mouth
>>545033235He doesn't want you to get cold duh
>>545034473lisa needs bracesdental plan
>>545034357Based and boobpilled.
>>545034473Chara if biologically related to Roulxs Karrd.
>>545034535I have no mouth (and i must scream)
>>545034473Herpes
>>545034740Bold to assume he isn't already related to Roulxsy
>>545034740I admit I was thinking of Rouxls and his cute mouth while scribbling that
>>545034854most believeable theory so far
sharing a sleeping bag with fave while naked
>>545032839Burgerpants is Toby's self-insert and Mettaton is his ideal husbando, of course he ships Mettapants
>>545035089How do you know my secret fantasiesGo on
>>545035089my fave might play hopscotch in my chest cavity.
>>545035089Tenna would cum instantly
>>545035229On a cool spring morning, deep in the woods. No one else is around. Soft dappled sunlight is seeping in through the seam of your tent's opening. There are birds chirping a ways away, and you listen to them sing as you clutch Fave and feel their warmth.
>>545035189gee toby how come you get to have at least 5 self inserts
New goat meta just dropped
>>545035649>zoomie side of fandom makes goat ocs>decrepit side of fandom makes pippin ocsdivergent evolution
kissu
>>545035649Autistic girls
>>545035901In the sleeping bag first, fag.
they're goals
In the wee small hours of the morning, the window is open, there's a gentle rain and the cooing of a mourning dove. A breeze bears aloft the fallen leaves and brings a chill into the bedroom, you pull up the covers and hold fave tighter.
you be cuddling with fave in bed and its all nice and warm and theyre like>aw fuck i gotta pee
>>545036468I've been waking up in the middle of the night to piss more often now, should I be concerned?
i love mourning dove coos, spamton would imitate some bird noises in a more bitcrushed voice and it would be cute
>>545036692Maybe drink more water instead of soda/tea/coffee or whatever it is you normally drink.Put up a cross or a picture of Jesus to keep away sleep pissralysis demons.
>>545036692constantly drink hot cocoa and paint a pentagram on your wall in blood
>>545036991>paint a pentagram on your wall in dr pepper*
>>545036692yeast infection, UTI, general cold/flu, period/period soon
>>545035649>Toriel raised three children, one goat boy, one autistic goat girl, and one hyper autistic human all in the same bedroomImagine the sheer puberty developmental disaster that would ensue
>>545037190pubes would begin sprouting from the walls
i want my goats, fat, in a sleeping bag, with dr pepper poured in with them okcan you get that simple order correct for ONCE
>>545037651
Do you feel like a hero yet?
>>545037854I never intended to be a hero.I've only ever intended to be a man who gets the job done.
>>545037651we only got store brand dr pipis sorry
>>545037854No.
emby
>>545038270
>>545038270Kris can be as nonbinary as they want, but this type of fanart is terribly innacurate. Kris has a horrible sense of style and fashion, Kris can't even tell you what they like or dislike because their bedroom is blank like a sigma male's bedroom should be like
meet my lord and savior
>>545038404kris's bedroom is blank so we don't know anything about them, silly
>>545038404It is possible that Kris's quirky blank room is like that because they emptied it out so (You) wouldn't be finding out too much about them
>>545038404Noelle probably dress them up.
>>545038004But you can't even do that.
>>545035089Mama...
what game is htis?
Toby Quest
>>545038832cat petterz 2
>>545038832The Legend of Delta Rune
>>545038832Quirk Simulator
>>545038832Delta Rune the Earthbound hack.
>>545039149That actually exists now https://chromadeline.itch.io/bound-to-the-dark-world
does anyone remember carte blanche in 2025
>>545038832Spamton Wars
Name one Toby Fox wordplay as Epic Funny as "Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind"
>>545039485Isn't that a subtitle to a Bubsy game?https://voca.ro/15ju6V4xYRcS
>>545039461I do. She was better than gloink or whatever.
>>545040091who the fuck is gloink
>>545038832Waitingrune.
>>545040191Gloink and nyyrk were ai generated ocs when ai could only generate schizophrenic fever dream shit
>>545039485Asriel Dreemurr = Serial Murderer
Queen grok powered sexbot? would you buy?
>>545040625not now spamton I'm being wistful
They’re so
>>545040408ohhhh I remember nyrrk
>>545040942proceedable
Happy Sunday /utg/. Send your voice requests if you so desire.
>>545041381Toriel catches Kris looking at monster deer porn
>>545033151Yeah. Plenty.
>>545041381the only requests i ever have are for spamtenna but i will hold off on them
>>545041381This maybe!
>>545041381The attached image, please.>>545041596Pretty goat!
>>545041381
>>545041381Krisp and Soosie try to do yoga
>>545033151yes, I went to the gym this morning and drank 2 bottles
>>545041381Chara and Asriel decides to look themselves up online and get disgusted when they discover chasriel is a thing, they're literally brothers anons
>>545042195They would find it hot
>>545033452ahem.I think you meanSHOTA
Goriel Dreemurr
what is your favorite dealt of run?
>>545042305tot
>>545042261Go back to alabama you creep >=(
>>545041564https://voca.ro/1eAmJPYYgoPA>>545041676https://voca.ro/16cen7BUrMIp>>545041679https://voca.ro/17GCeRyEsR6C>>545041978https://voca.ro/1hMozD6GJ0AW>>545042132https://voca.ro/1mkjSqxdmkZI>>545042195https://voca.ro/18n8OLMHXW89
Holy shit you mean to tell me MEN are into DELTARUNE??!?!??
jevil bombs still kick my balls in
Can Toby do ANYTHING original???
>>545042659lmao, thank you voicefriend
>>545042694i dont believe it, this is a girl game
>>545031245That's the best thing about enby kiddos
>>545042659kek thank you
>>545018115>>545021681Kris was never the same…
>>545043435Imagine achieving the dream of getting the hot older tomboy only to lose her to some demonic cat with homophobia.I'd end up weird too.
>>545025359Male Toriel would be the most despised character in the fandom.
>>545042659Thanks anon, I can't believe Chara is a dustbunny though... (dustbunny is the equivalent of snowbunny but for monster)
>>545028076There is only willy.
>>545043552I’d destroy the world too.
>>545041381You commentating a boxing match at the utg meetup
Dess shipped Asriel with Pizzapants or Kris
>>545043984HOLY SHITITS SNORFSIE
>>545043984POMF....
I can't decide if I wanna draw something on the whiteboard or play more Elin today
>>545041381Sand underwear runs for Hometown mayor
>>545042659LMAO, thank you anon! I was the Ralsei request.
>>545044058https://voca.ro/1fyF74iFfgmh
>>545044156Dess shipped herself with Kris.
>>545042305No, I mean LOLI. As in, CUTE AND FUNNY.>>545042195Chara quotes a book with literal step-incest.
>>545042919gamers are mostly men
>>545044703Lmfao
>>545044558https://voca.ro/1dXqGkwecTl9If you get the reference you have elite ball knowledge.
>>545043984kris' pose has me chuckling sensibly for at least 5 seconds, something about it just... works
you want fave enlargement pills?
>>545044934Moominsriel
>>545045192Fave was real big back in the day and it didn't go well after becoming a demigod.
>>545044879I ship myself with Kris.
>>545044934Which book?
>>545045286And then they had passionate brotherly sexo with each other
>>545045431Only with Frisk and Chara. Kris is kinda lame
>>545045192i think i gave them too many...
>>545045686mommy...
>>545045686rag hag.
>>545045192no i want fave ozempic shots
kris turning to the camera on his own volition expressionless after something funny happens is my favorite little bit i started doing it in other games
>>545045192>>545045686>two meter tall floating cape with literal air bagsi don't think it'd be able to push me a single inch but i'd still be scared
>>545045686love tity but the boobs being where the tongue is just looks hilarious imagine the muffled laugh
yippee!!
what's for dinner, utg
>>545046829is it really hilarious?
>>545046829what if that's still the tongue and mouth and the boobs are like venus flytrap shit and as soon as you succumb to the urge to motorboat jack the ripped mantle eats you haha gross i mean unless haha jk
>>545047381>jack the rippedbody building serial killer
>>545047248asriels butthole
>>545047545this goes on the pippins cork board
>>545045192Give me all of them!
>>545047248already ate a pizza for dinner>>545047621also this
>>545047050Yaaay!>>545047248Tea and pastries.
>>545047248i'm going out to a ramen place with a friend
>>545045192DO I?
goodnight /utg/. i am going to bed now. cya tomorrow.
>>545048459Good night! :)
>>544995487Long brown hair, bluish green eyes, white skin, a bit chubby but shockingly not much for my weight. Definitely more rounded than blocky.
Carol x Battat
>>545048557Schizo corkboard owner threesome between Asgore, Carol, and Battat when?
I want to meet the fucking catladies that put dice up their pussy and ask them wether their pussy is rectangular.RNG-ass looking coochDnD pussy with a critical failure roll
When I was waking up from sleep today, I had 3 different fic ideas that were all extremely horny, and one was Carol x Asriel for some reason.I might try to make this work somehow.
>>545049591>Carol x AsrielSo the older and more legal DessxKris.
>>544990291Kraut, by me.
>>545043757No, it's CUNNY.
>>545050376Nope.
>>545045371Kitchen.
>>545049650I don’t know what would even lead up to them kissing and/or fucking. It’s hard to imagine them interacting at all, despite the fact that they would have a lot.Is it something that kind of just happens and they both agree to never talk about it again? Carol HAS to be the one that initiates, since there’s no way in hell Asriel would hit on his pseudo-aunt, but why would she? I can’t answer the questions, but I can see it happening if they were alone together and had a weird moment.
>>545050610Yep.
>>545050218you are not powerful enoughtrivia: people say i have a "villain aura"
>>545050773I think you're better off putting this idea to bed anon. If you can't think of a reason to pair the two outside of awkward sexual tension or molestation then you should probably go back to the drawing board.
Unpopular opinion: child rape is like bad and stuff.
>>545051085Laaaaame
>>545051085>unpopular opinionyeah, /utg/ is generally in favor of it but only if its gay.
>>545051085*december holiday visibly rolls her eyes*
>fave sees your post history
>>544995487I'm dark blond with messy straight hair and grey eyes. 6'4 and just over 200lbs (I work out)
Looking for a boyfriend free /utg/ girl, preferably delivered in a box to my doorstep because I'm scared of going outside.I don't know what I look like because I've spent the last 10 years as a total shut-in and ignore mirrors.
>>545051085Yeah, I agreeAlso, Dess molested me when I was like 12, but that doesn't matter when I have bigger fish to fry. - Totally not Kris Dreemurr
>>545051417you are RG 01
>>545051258Kress is decently popular, though I suppose that doesn't neatly fit into a gay or straight slot.
>>545051050>MolestationI’m imagining Asriel is 18 here.>Awkward sexual tensionI kind of like writing that though… I could find some reasons but it’s basically “Asriel misses Dess, Carol is frustrated, and neither of them tries to stop the thing that starts them down the path of a one night stand”. There could be other reasons as well.Something about it tickles my brain
>>545048548 (Me)Oh I forgot height. 5'7
>>545048557I fucking love crackships I must draw this later
...but would Fave ask you to sit on THEIR face?
>>545051902Go for it don't let me stop you from writing your fantasies.
>>544995487This but normal weight female with longer hair
>>545051789I am honored
>>545051258Noelle joking to Kris how older siblings always seem to want to sleep with their younger siblings or steal their underwear, then getting confused when Kris just looks at her with a horrified expression.
>>545052079I went to the doctor and it turns out I didn't inherit hypothyroidism and I do actually have to try to lose weight. Idk what else I can do that I haven't already been doing. Should I just go full ED and starve myself to near death?
>>545052492 (Me)Fuck I didn't mean to reply to that poast, sorry.But to answer your question, I do have a big and rotund ass, so probably.
>>545052079I’m like 90% sure I saw Dessriel art of Dess in a neck cast because of this
>>545051325I wish
>>545051325oh that subtle scale sheen is gorgeous holy shit
Death
>>545051882it's essentially the same dynamic that little boys have with their female babysitters have.lots of people are into that somehow.from the adults or the adulting teen's perspective this is a big no-no, but not that it has ever stopped the horny imagination of a kid that is biologically wired to be horny as early as 12.the moral bankruptcy stems on from what perspective you self-insert as.>dessyou enjoy corrupting innocence, maybe even rape>krisOH GOD YES, MOMMY#2 RAPE ME.be careful what you wish for.
I'm finally on vacation...I can now draw all the pippins slop i want since i won't be traveling anywhere!!
Krautstein's private island
>>545052492i mean you gotta actually confront physicseither calories in, calories out works on some level, or you're a perpetuum mobile
I just watched a video about the south park fujo fanbase, and I'm thinking about how out of pocket it'd be if Toby released a newsletter asking the fanbase to send him your spamtenna yaoi art so he can put it in a video
>>545053013dont toucha da child>smacks you with big hand
>>545053461wouldn't that just be a gay conversion facility?
>>545053085Yippie!
>>545051085Kris and Noelle are underage btw
I’ve come to realize that all my issues lately have been because my meds are dosed too low. Whoops.
>>545053601Are we turning people gay or straight in there?
>>545053017Kris because I hate myself
>>545053836based, i had a very similar experience yesterday morning
>>545053836>women>not in relationship>obsessed with gay deltarune shit>medswho could have thunked?
>>545053836What issues were you having? I’ve been wondering about that for myself (depression meds)
>>545053820No they're not lmao
>>545052079If he wanted to stab my ass, yes.
>>545053503this>>545052492You don't have to starve yourself, all you need is a balanced diet in a caloric deficit. You can do it anon
i do not care for the underrune pedoships because pedos are retarded and annoying "people" responsible for making every aspect of real life worse and i don't need them making imaginary settings worse too
>>545053992I’m a man
>>545053820>>545054039They're probably like, fifteen. I don't think it's a problem if they're doing each other. >>545054384Kinda sounds like you hate them actually.
>>545054384Ceci n'est pas une pipe, anon. Fiction is not reality.
>>545054267>balancedOkay that may be the problem. I've been trying to keep a 1500 calorie diet, but if that consists of frozen chinese food then that's probably not good. Also exercising regularly may help. I've been kinda skimping on that since if something is even vaguely inconvenient, chances are I won't have the will to do it. Idk how I can change that.
>>545053862you don't hear much of women pedophiles and i don't know if the psychology is different, but generally pedophilia is a power phantasy and these people usually inadequate humans in general (socially awkard, sexually mal-equipped to hold a intimate relationship, creepy, unlikeable)they then exploit the innocent blank slate that are children because they can't read the room or the bad intentions of people.>>545053851it's a gay to straight procedure.180V at 1 Hz lovetaps.
my favorite theory about tricky tony's retweet and his alt account and so on is that actually a cute japanese community management intern was browsing twitter on a work computer, unaware that they were already logged in and then they quit their job in shame and are now getting into mahjong to seek protection with the mahjong yakuza from the video game yakuza, but nintendo owns both sides already, and fox-san will not be scorned like this...
>>545054696>socially awkard, sexually mal-equipped to hold a intimate relationship, creepy, unlikeableWait, doesn't that describe just about everyone here?
>>545054524>They're probably like, fifteenKris is going to college soon.
>>545054456kinda gay, my dude.take your meds.
>>545054017I’m on adhd meds, and yesterday I took two pills instead of one. Now, I could tell it was a bit too strong, but the issues I’ve had for the last week to week and a half fully disappeared. Maybe it was some other issue that got resolved but idk. Right now the dose kind of just puts me to sleep and I can’t focus that well, but it also gave me physical symptoms I hyper focused on.
>>545054524>They're probably like, fifteen. I don't think it's a problem if they're doing each other.This, when will people realize that the age of consent isn't even 18 in most places?
>>545025359Just got off work. Blessed with this image
>>545054882It seems strange to me to think of the Deltateens as like seventeen. Would Toriel still hold hands with a seventeen year old to school?
>>545055046he got made fun of for it so it was definitely unusual
>>545055046She's been shown to be a helicopter parent, it's in character for her to do that with her adult child.
>>545055046Any teen is still too old to hold hands to school. Toriel is an infantilizing mom
>>545054650You are a broken record but not broken enough to be a shadow crystal. People's minds are the intersection between fiction and reality...like a penumbra.
>>545054861well, that's a symptom, not the disease.you like children or something?
Female Asgore would somehow lose everything in the divorce stillBut enough about that… let’s talk about Female Rudy.
>>545025359It stuns me a little it took Asgore getting a gender flip to realize how desperate he'll probably be in bed. Like I'm imagining doing fem Asgore and it kinda frightens me.>>545055180>>545055187>>545055218Those are all true, but there is a limit to her overly maternal nature. She isn't constantly looking over Kris and seems happy Kris is socializing with someone for once. Toriel seems reasonably hands-off with Asriel for instance.
Kris.... they took my wife in the divorce.....
>>545054926interesting, thanks for the details
Y'all aren't ready for the fact everyone in deltarune is 18 years old. Do you think Toby would put shipping bait and a romance subplot with minor characters? Don't be fucking dense and purposely obtuse.
>>545056224b-but if you say that you're a heckin pedo anon!!!
>>544995487I'm like 5'8 with shoulder length red hair and bangs, I have greyish blue eyes plus I'm average weight with pale skin, fashion wise I mostly stick to my turtlenecks, skinny black jeans with either red or black boots plus matching gloves, usually I have a hoodie or parks over the turtleneck though, I probably look decent if you like twinkish gay redheads which yeah, it definitely isn't to everyone taste
>>545051417 (me)>>545054659Exercising is important, though most of the calories you burn don't even come from exercise.And yeah, it might be uncomfortable or inconvenient, but you simply have to do it. Starting is always the hardest part. Nothing comes for free. I too had to work up a lot of courage to step into the gym. Make sure to bring headphones and some good music. Death metal does it for me>1500 calorie dietI don't know your measurements but damn, that's basically half of my maintenance. Don't take it too far, diet soda is a lifesaver, eat fiber and protein (especially if you want to exercise), you can do it :)
>>545056224if he was so ready to put the lesbianism in normal gameplay, that wouldn't be surprising
>>545056224Stories having romance between teenagers isn't at all weird. Plus, Toby is a huge degenerate so that's light.
>>545056224homestuck
>>545056224
>>545056696>>545056796You guys are the real degenerates. >It's OKAY to ship minors>BUT NOT LIKE THATEither you can or you can't.
>>545056902>>BUT NOT LIKE THAT?
>>545056902He's the one not just forcing me to watch the lesbianism, but to ACTIVELY PARTICIPATE in it just to progress the game.
what the fuck am I reading ITT
>>545056604I did drink diet soda for a while, but friends told me to stop since they thought the sugar substitute would be processed the same as regular sugar, leading to no difference.I don't have a measuring tape on hand, but I'm 225 pounds if that helps. I gained a little in the past month since I've kinda been losing hope that I could lose this weight, and thus have been skimping a little on my diet.
>>545055653> Like I'm imagining doing fem Asgore and it kinda frightens me.She fucks you on a floor mattress so there isn’t a bed frame to break. However, since she’s 8+ feet tall, probably 300+lbs, and you have bones, you will die if she tries to top.
I think the Deltateens make the most sense as first year high school students since Alphys has only been in town for a little bit, probably hasn't taught a full year of high school yet and she came there to replace Gerson who didn't have a chance to teach Kris before kicking the bucket
>>545057086most artificial sweeteners aren't metabolized at all, that's why many of them act like laxatives at high doses
>>545057086Take meds made for suppressing appetite
>>545056902>>545057239You can ship however you want, I just personally think it's strange to think the Deltateens as eighteen. I don't think eighteen year olds act like that. Then again, I was a huge asocial loser at that age, so maybe I'm just completely wrong.
>>545056224You mean Spamton and Tenna aren’t old men? Lame
oh my fucking god who the flying shit cares its a fucking video game for losers stfu
>>545057532And the #1 loser pastime is figuring out plot minutiae to win arguments
>>545054039High-school children are below 18.
>>545057430I'm 19 and Kris acts a lot like I do, so I can believe that they're an adult. Susie's immature and uneducated, and I know like 30 year olds that have her mannerisms and literary skills, so she's also believably 18.
>>545057702Seniors generally aren't.
>>54505770218 is a completely normal high school age where I live. Most people graduate at 19 minimum
>>545057271artificial sweeteners also taste like shit, which is why gay people love them
>>545057048Samefagging. Lots and lots of samefagging
>>545057725You eat moss and have a dry pool of blood in your bedroom? >>545057980As in they taste bad or they taste like literal shit?
>>545057725Susie is in her twenties but was held back three times, she's a super senior
Do you think cracked would avoid Susie during chapter 3 because her sharp teeth reminds him of when he was chewed on? I feel like we don't talk enough about how Cracked's life was before being saved by Kris and brought to TV world
Man Male Toriel might have it worse than Female Toriel, simply because people might not find Female Asgore’s weird tendencies as alarming. Some would probably even find it endearing.Makes me cringe a little imagining the “Eggshusband” scene but with the genders swapped. Divorcee guy talking to the new skeleton lady in town that’s kind of funny, and then his ex-wife races in and yells, “Don’t forget me, your eggs-wife!” It’s already awkward, but then you’d have people going “God I wish that was me” or saying Fem!Asgore “Isn’t that bad.”
>>545057048Hebephiles not realizing they also like underage characters.
fave in this
>>545058047artificial sweeteners taste dreadful.if people insisted on their health, they should eaither consume low sugar produce or swap refined sugars for inverted sugars instead.
>>545057086It's zero calories, you won't gain weight lol. Being over-reliant on artificial sweeteners can damage your gut microbiome so just don't substitute it for water or something. Also don't lose hope. As long as you are alive, you can make a difference. Maybe it's easy for me to say and frustrating for you to hear but... don't give up
>>545058195At the same time Girlfailure Asgore effectively masking how fucked the whole situation is and how she's failing as a parent does have its own benefits when it's time to pull the rug from under the milf lovers
>>545058307and if humans were rational actors capitalism would work
>>545058252Would be really cute>>545058307You taste dreadful
>>545058307If you know of any sodas that use inverted sugars, then point me to them.>>545058336Of course, I usually only drink soda with meals. Elsewhere, pretty much exclusively water.
fave in master cylinder pants
>>545058473>Would be really cute
>>545057725>>545058063Hey remember Sped Theory? That could actually explain EVERYTHING.>>545058224To be fair, saying hebephilia makes you sound like a pedophile, even if it makes more sense here.>>545058195>>545058365Usually, males pursue and females are the selectors, so fem Asgore would be a little appealing because she is going against societal norms to an extent, even if it's because she would still be as desperate and pathetic as male Asgore. Tons of guys wish women would more active on that front. >>545058374I wanted to make a dig at communism, but I guess people are just fundamentally irrational, no matter the system.
>>545058528>I usually only drink soda with mealsYou shouldn't. Drink water with meals, save the soda you would drink for when you're just craving something sweet
>>545057271A lot of the most commonly used sweeteners like sucralose and maltitol aren't true sugar substitutes because they spike your insulin. Though Aspartame found in most diet sodas doesn't but some don't like the taste(I've personally liked the taste of diet coke over normal coke). There's conflicting research on if Aspartame affects your gut biome and that's why people say to steer clear. It probably isn't that bad, as sugar companies love spending money on "research" proving artificial sweeteners cause fatal diseases or something.>>545057980>>545058307You should try erythritol or monk fruit(or allulose if your digestive systemcan handle it), those are mad expensive though.Stevia leaves(not the powder or drops) are also pretty good in certain drinks but that's my opinion
>>545058623>people are just fundamentally irrationali like to view it as>rationalism is purely fictionalinstead because materialism, but yeah it's basically the samerationality simply isnt reliable or available enough for humans to be even mostly rational, simple as
>>545058473>you taste dreadfultrue, and i have terrible taste.>>545058528that would be kickass.>>545058374its not that it doesn't work, but that it works too well.
I love club soda. They fulfill much of the same job soda does for me but isn't nearly as unhealthy. You guys should think about adding some lime. with it, it's great.
>>545058252yeah im thinking obese spamton would rock the amazon store femboy look
>>545058984bzeh makes some good stuff but that is not it
>>545058984>anal>dildohard pass.
>>545058854>Stevia leaves(not the powder or drops) are also pretty good in certain drinks but that's my opinionMy local store actually has stevia-sweetened soda, should I go for that?
>>545058984I grade you on a B for posting productive content on this thread, but I also put a minus since Catti nearly isn't fat enough in this.
>>545058087that's a good thought. he'd probably be pretty stressed
>>545059129>Catti nearly isn't fat enough in this.BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
>>545059306>>545059306>>545059306New thread
>>545059129Fat women are disgusting and no one is sexually attracted to them, so no one would draw on-model porn of them
>>544995487I think you could find a similar Slavic man at every corner
>>545059354Don't you feel ridiculous now?
>>545059332i am pretty sure that catti fatfags are just women wanting people to think that women their size are desireable
>>545059527You are clueless
>>545059705you are fat to me.
>>545059102Bzeh only makes good cub art
>>545059115Stevia has a lingering bitter aftertaste unless you're using fresh leaves(in my opinion). I don't like it in sodas, I prefer it in tea. If you're absolutely craving something sweet and need something to curb the feeling then go ahead, or you could just get sparkling water.
Didn't read anything that happened in the last 200 postsCan I get a qrd?
>>545059797whatever tickles your pickle <3
>>545059954I wasn't gonna say that but yes that is true
>>545060029>LA LA WE'RE FAGGOTS LA LA I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH TEENAGERSThat's it really. Don't bother.
>>545060384I want to have sex with Noelle
>>545060384Literally me
