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Yesterday on /v/ I posted my theory that Noelle could be the Knight. I want to further elaborate here starting with the mechanics of what actually forms a dark world when it's made.In chapter 3 Ramb tells you about how Kris and "her" had Queen, King, Tenna, etc. all lined up during their playtime sessions. However, we know Kris most likely did not make the chapter 1, 2 or 4 dark worlds. Why then do those dark worlds share internally consistent lore, settings and characters? If those characters and ideas are something Kris came up with, but Kris did not make those dark worlds that must mean a Lightner with the same context and knowledge is the one that made those dark worlds.When Susie makes her dark world in chapter 4 it's a warped version of the previous dark world. The only consistent character shared between these dark worlds is the fire extinguisher with the door code. Why is this? It's because unlike every other Darkner in chapter 4, the fire extinguisher goes out of his way to introduce himself as the "most important character". Not only this, but the other Darkner in the room tells the party exactly what item that Darkner is in the Light World, meaning that Susie not only made a mental note of that character but knew exactly what item in the light world corresponded to him when creating her world. Every other Darkner in that world was mixed up when she made her version because she did not internalize the story and was focused more on stopping the Knight and interacting with Gerson. Speaking of Gerson, the likely reason Susie was unable to revive Gerson is because unlike Kris or Noelle, Susie never knew Gerson when he was alive, thus meaning she doesn't have the knowledge needed to fully pull him back to life, thus warping him into what we see in her version.This means that if someone else without this knowledge makes a dark world it will likely be entirely disconnected from any other the concepts or characters of the previous worlds.
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
kino ship
lmfao i aint readin allat
fat fuck (affectionate)
>>545059354If you're not willing to fap to an accurate portrayal of the character, what's even the point of fapping to them in the first place?
>>545059501Not Deltarune related but uh Nazi guy
Kris is the Knight and it's like a timeloop thing
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
drinking kris's vomit!
Soda addiction sucks and sounds stupid, but it’s a drink that’s literally everywhere and filled with sugar and caffeine. It has a fucking INSANE amount of sugar as well, you could eat a chocolate bar and get half the sugar that’s in the average soda can. The caffeine compounds this a bit further, since it’s the combo of sugar dopamine and that if you stop drinking it, you get horrible headaches.Don’t drink soda. Resist the temptation. Don’t even try to ween yourself off, just go cold turkey and tough it out. If you’re going through it really bad, have some chocolate or random candy.It’s insane how badly even tiny amounts of caffeine will mess you up with the headaches and other stuff.
>>545059775I like to imagine I get to possess Noelle at some point and I'll rape Kris with her body.
pippins cute
>>545059410Noelle and the Knight seem (indirectly) at odds in chapter 2, what do you think the deal is there?
>>545059502The Knight is a man so this does not refute my post
>>545059831I don't get withdrawals or anything, I just prefer to have a drink with flavor with a meal.
>>545059306I think Ralsei should become a spider instead.
>>545059831are those her hooves or rotting beetus hands?
>>545059993I think Ralsei should become a striper instead.
I love fish
>>545059651NOW POST THE ONE WHERE THEY ARE CREAMPIED
Catti isn't 16 because she's smaller than Catty and her mother
Fat bitches are just like any other bitchYou got ones that are hot and ones that are not and ones that look like a truck fucking smacked em goin 80mph.How is this so hard to understand?
>>545059831as a chronic diet coke drinker I am not unconvinced that this stuff should be classed as an addictive substance in some way
>>545060118Well, to be fair, Catty and their mom are pretty big.
They sell this apple and strawberry juice at the store and I like drinking that because it is super yummy
if you're having a hard time quitting soda just buy these drink mix powder packets, they have them flavored like soda, and put them in plain carbonated water.
>>545060365that's literally just soda with more steps
>>545060179fat bitchdom implies a low amount of self-care and little impulse control.women would not date men with brown teeth as much as a man would a fat chick.
crusader's shitting up a /v/ thread again>>724811936
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
I've heard carbonation is bad for your teeth, but I like it too much to give up on fizzy beverages.
>>545060541Cool I don't care lol
>>545060179Define fat? Like Lizzo before ozempic or Lizzo now? Imo the latter is the peak female form.
>>545060541that's what crusaders do.and then they get scammed by the vatican and switch sides.
>>545060365I'm trying to quit energy drinks, I can't quit soder because I'm drinking soder to get away from energy drinks>>545060541>Newfag thread drama loving shitposter can't into crosspostinglmao>>545060579Goat night
>>545060417the drink mix packets are finger sized. There is a LOT more sugar in regular bottled soda.
>>545060187It is 100% addictive. Caffeine is an addictive substance, and studies have found that Sugar is as addictive as Cocaine in animals tests, some animals choosing sugar over literal crack. Also too much of it causes inflammation all over your body, including your brain.The reason why this is bad is that a coke/pepsi has like 128% of your daily ADDED sugars in it along with the small amount of caffeine. Now if you aren’t looking at labels, you might think all candy/sweets are like this, BUT NO. I got a triple layered chocolate cake made entirely out of cocoa for my birthday, and a single slice of that absolute sweetness bomb is… 60-70% of your daily added sugars. It’s fucking insane how much sugar is in soda.
>>545060541Crusader of Light derangement syndrome
>>545060579good night, hugs and kisses
>>545059410We know from what Susie says that the Knight must be a Lightner. There is only one Lightner in Hometown that not only has access to every location where a dark world is made, but is already present in those locations before Kris and Susie arrive there: Noelle.In chapter 1, Noelle is at the school when you arrive, and although we see Susie eating a single piece of chalk, it's possible the main box was stolen by Noelle. Noelle also tells you that she lost her key at school, and Starwalker is suspiciously similar to a key. Kris also will not let you see Starwalker's real world item in chapter 2.In chapter 2, Noelle is the one that tells Kris and Susie to come to the library.In chapter 3's weird route, we know Kris visited Noelle before making their dark world. This could mean that in the conversation we didn't see, Kris told Noelle that they were planning to open a fountain.In chapter 4, Kris and Susie are told to come back later for choir practice, but choir practice is cancelled. Noelle would be aware of this, knowing that the two would return to an empty church ripe for a dark world.>>545059917I believe Noelle is either acting so that she can further bait Kris and Susie, or that when she's acting as the Knight she's dissociating in the same way she does after the chapter 2 weird route ends. It's also possible Friend is manipulating her somehow. I find the first possibility most likely however. Noelle fits the themes of seeking freedom far better than anyone else in the game, even surpassing Kris. Her life is in shambles, with her father dying, her mother being a despot, her sister lost forever, Kris refusing to interact with her like they used to, and her closest "friend", Berdly, using her just to get better grades. Noelle is trapped and desperate, with the dark worlds offering her an escape or even a means to force Kris back to her side. Noelle is desperate to return to those days she spent with Kris before everything started to fall apart.
Crusader of Light gets tossed around in locker rooms btw
>>545060541Why do you love me so much?
I believe in Kris
TV DAISUKI!! SPAMTENNA DAISUKI!!!
>>545060541Good, every moment he spends on /v/ is one he's not spending here
>>545060892insane bitches love insane bitches.
>>545060892Hi CoLnigger
just drank some Sex With My TV soda
>>545060709if you're concerned about sugar intake and nothing else then it'd probably be easier to just buy zero sugar/diet soda than mix flavor packets with carbonated water
>>545060767I never realize just fucking bad soda is. That's it, just regular club soda for me then.
>>545060365>>545059831Soda addiction isn't real. You simply are just born a mental midget and would get addicted to anything that feels good like video games or gambling. Someone like me is able to quit anything instantly because I'm made of sterner stuff, said fave.
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>>545061161Noelle wouldn't say that but I can see her being pretty patronizing about it.
I love sugar and caffeine, which is why I have a dash of orange juice alongside black coffee in the mornin’
>>545061161>You would get addicted to anything that feels goodYes, that’s what addiction is.
I swear this is like the third time I've seen someone come in here and give a PSA about the dangers of soda addiction
>>545059831I drink a little cola on days when I'm at the office and I'm fine, no cravings for it on the other five days of the week, doesn't make me feel weird, most of my other liquid intake is tap waterI did get addicted to licorice as a teenager and also runescape
>>545061183Who's the artist?
>>545061282For this place, it's practically community service.
>>545061282la croix is doing guerilla marketing in /utg/
=)
Fave asks why are sugars worse than fats if fats have twice the calories per gram
Crusader of Light vs The Lightbringer, who wins?
>>545061475I think it's because the sugarses give ya diabeters.
All this sugar discussion is reminding me of how I went on the keto diet for 3 years in university and went from a fatty to almost anorexic levels. My prediabetes got cured too. Tomatoes started tasting sweet because I was off sugar for so long.
>>545061394I would rather quit soda cold turkey and never come back than willingly buy a single can of the horrendous fart water that is la croix
>>545060365I can't touch a&w. For some reason it makes me have to shit violently and painfully. I'll still drink it though, lov me roo' beer!
>>545061545CoL seems less fat and is probably marginally aware of war history, so I think he has a very slight edge in a fight.
>>545061301https://www.deviantart.com/lorddanku/art/01-01-2025-Happy-New-Years-1140996756
>>545059306The Rake's Progress
>>545061301its not just me, right?
>>545061475MTT, why would being calorie dense make it better or worse?
This is the worst room I've ever seen designed for Catti
>>545061545DON’T YOU TALK ABOUT ME YOU SONNUVA BITCH
>>545061475sugars are like nitro, fats are like motor oil, carbs are like gasexcept really not at all if you look closely but it kinda sorta works in that if you eat a lot of sugar you're "running hot," and if it's refined sugar - the "pure stuff" - you're gettin the beeetus
>>545061556I hate tomatoes
>>545061757conductor ballador?
chara is ______
>>545061757>the carpet does not match the drapesdisappointed.
>>545061902Sorry to say, but I've never played hollow knight
>>545061475The smear campaign fat got as “WORST THING EVER NEVER EAT THIS” was so insane that I still get worried about certain foods sometimes, even though I know all that shit is made up.
>>545059410The girl that played with Kris was Dess.
>>545061902conductor? at how many siemens/ohms?
>>545062003Silksong was a better time that what Deltarune turned itself into. The game actually valued my connection to it.
i am no longer askingpost charas or PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD
>>545061890Susie would not do this, she would eat the vomit like a dog.
Battery acid is okay to drink though right
>>545061778Isn't it interesting how until recently when sugar was easily refined, cavities weren't a thing that effected anyone except the ultra elite royalty that could afford white sugar? The molasses and brown sugar eating masses never experienced tooth decay.
>>545061545The dayman will kill them both with the power of karate and friendship!
>>545060858In chapter 3's Eram encounter, Eram speaks to Kris in a very familiar way as if they know them. They also know what Kris did on the weird route when the only other character that should be aware of that being Noelle. If that character is being controlled with a controller like most of the other game characters, that means that someone must be on the other end, most likely the Knight. Knight-marE like people were saying before.Also, the boss is accompanied by Friend, which gives it an even stronger connection to Noelle since she was the one to create it. If Friend is to Noelle as Ralsei is to Kris, that means it could be accompanying her in every dark world and that's why we keep seeing it from chapter 2 onward. Noelle never went into the chapter 1 dark world since Alphys interrupted her, so Friend never arrived there either. She could simply have acquired the shadowmantle before making the dark world. When does Friend make its first appearance? Not at the Spamton basement segment, but before that. You see purple and yellow signs of cats plastered all over the segment of chapter 2 where Kris and Noelle are together, once again hinting at her strong connection to it.We know already that Cat Petterz and Dragon Blazers are Noelle's favorite games, and both feature heavily in chapter 3 and 4. With Friend having come from Cat Petterz and the chapter 3 secret game being heavily implied to be Dragon Blazers, this gives Noelle an even stronger connection to the dark worlds. What characters are the ones used to poke fun at Mike conspiracies and fan theories? The three Mikes that give you access to the Cat Petterz minigames in chapter 4. Why is the secret boss of chapter 3 so different from the secret bosses of chapters 1, 2 and 4? Because unlike those chapters, the Knight had to directly show itself due to not making that fountain, and had to hide its identity doing so. Because we would immediately recognize them.>>545062079That is purely a popular assumption.
>>545060112>Kraut likes fat bitches too>>545061475sugar digests much faster and has no nutritional value. Some fats like real olive oil are actually quite healthy in moderation.
>>545062020Eating a lot of fat probably does clog your arteries. Jobs were more physical back then and people walked more. You can out exercise a high sugar diet but not a high fat diet.
>>545061903Shotalicious
>>545062410you take that back motherfucker.i just like to turn women into eclairs.
>>545062396tl;dr, give me the AI summary
>>545062607kill yourself
>>545060541Why did you guys send him there as if /v/ doesn't have more threadshitters than here at this point?
>>545062443Oh eating a lot of fat will fuck you up, but that kind of goes for anything. I mean back in the early 2000s-2010s when it was basically “If you ever eat anything with butter in it you are FUCKED.” There’s still stuff out there advertising itself as “fat free” and then you see that it has a shit ton of added sugar in it
>>545062607I need to rape Will Stancil.
>>545062396If ERAM is the Knight then why does it give you and Kris the means to defeat it and foil its plans
>>545062202didn't read a single one of those wordsi want to kiss that enby
>>545062723/v/ deserves someone like CoL. Actually it deserves a lot worse.
>>545061726we shall smoke together
>>545061903Lolicious.
>>545062541Come on now Kraut, nothing wrong with liking a chubby lady.
>>545062541what?
Toriel, I just figured out how to kidnap children and kill them
>>545062175
>>545062836Isn't he just bog standard over there with his Toby wants to kill me and gaming routine
>>545062175enigi09's Chara is the best Chara.
>>545063203No the new standard on /v/ is spamming unrelated AI videos.
>>545063329>>545063345Huh, that checks out.
Since when did Kraut post about liking women I thought he hated them more than he hated the Jews and brown people
>>545061475Sugars are empty calories that your body turns into energy. This isn't inherently bad if you use all that to exercise. But you likely wont, so it gets stored in your body as fat. Body fat is basically the human's "energy reserves". Because human bodies haven't evolved past the primitive age, it doesn't know that food is readily available and doesn't need to store that fat which becomes a health risk.Fats increase fullness more than sugars do and unlike sugars have nutritional benefits like vitamin A, plus it doesn't have an immediate effect on blood glucose. Even saturated fats from natural sources like animals and dairy aren't all that bad for you, just stay away from vegetable oil. A diet low in processed sugar and carbs but high in natural fats, complex carbs like fiber, plenty of veg and proteins can make you overall happier and think more clearly.
>>545063203I see what you mean and you're not wrong, but what isn't the standard is the namefagging
POST FEM KRIS
What if instead of a game about how playing too much computer games is bad for you Toby made a game about how eating too much fats and sugar is bad for you
>>545062836CoL is unironically barely a shitter there compared to here. He gets drowned out by the real threadshitters.
>>545063398Rouxls is always right.
>>545062774If Noelle is the Knight then it makes perfect sense. Remember what Gerson says?"Why do you think they're doing all this?"Noelle doesn't want to destroy the world. She wants to play with Kris, and playing around means anyone can lose as long as the game continues. It's like Flowey in Undertale but less extreme, if it's all a game then the objective is the game itself. Noelle does not actually want to hurt Kris or Susie or she could have easily ended everything while they were downed in chapter 3. She just wants Kris to come back to her, even telling you this directly in chapter 4's weird route."It's Kris...! Kris is back!"Think about how Kris has a room dedicated specifically to them and no one else in every single dark world: the egg rooms. These rooms seem to tie directly into Kris and Noelle's past somehow, and if they aren't being put there intentionally it could be a subconscious manifestation.Her end goal is either to keep the game going forever, similarly to what Susie says to Gerson in chapter 4, or for Kris to eventually go into the bunker with her and face the past they refuse to acknowledge.
>>545063471He doesn't namefag there.
>>545063610i will fuck that silly accent out of him
Holy HIPS on this freaking Tenna
>>545063858He will fuck the accent into you
>>545063058He wants to pump large amounts of semen into the female vagina until the semen within said vagina pools out slowly like how a squeezed eclair excretes cream.
>>545063427Kraut has always been vocal about his breeding fetish despite hating women. A lot of gay guys have a breeding fetish so it just makes him seem even gayer though.
>>545063898Tenna and Blackton reunite, circa 202X
>>545064069>RK struts out of anon's bedroom>anon stumbles out soon after>"Ahh, I had'th mine shite pushed ineth!"
>>545063898So much wrong with this image
Toby made Rudy a guy because Female Rudy would be too powerful
Toby made Rudy a guy because men deserve death according to him.
>>545064353Radfem Toby.
>>545063898Cute Spamton
>>545064210>A lot of gay guys have a breeding fetishThat's a little counterintuitive no
i do not care for pippins or tenna
>>545059306Send your voice requests or YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG.
>>545063398Yeah I'm gay for occasionally checking out /v/, wondering what's changed. I swear the only good things on that board are Bloodborne and Klonoa threads.
>>545063582any kris is good kris
fave boykissing at the /utg/ meetup while femanons stand outside the bathroom asking to hold everyone's pipis while they go
ough im gastering it im gonna gaster all over you here comes my blaster gaster
>>545064447People often want what they can't have
>>545062762I'm saying eating a lot of fat will fuck you up more than eating a lot of sugar. You can live with shitty kidneys and pancreas, not a shitty heart.
>>545064449
>>545064447With the power of modern science and technology, anything is possible
>>545064210Does that mean he's into mpreg
>>545064449Good to know.
>>545064587/UTG/ meetup will basically be a pride parade, NO ONE is going to be straight there
>>545063149It looks like the soul is saying it instead of Noelle.
Noelle gave Kris AGP
>>545064949anthro gdeer pussy
>>545064116Y E S>https://files.catbox.moe/uz37gr.jpeg
>>545064904I am a straight man who desires doe women
>>545065038404
>>545064904This is statistically false and you know it>>545065068My man!
https://rentry.co/w24hazn4Dessriel showering together. I wrote it kinda like that greentext earlier with the hooves teasing. It gets NSFW but not explicitly sexual. Also Asriel has crippling anxiety. Anyone working on anything else they wanna share with the thread?
>>545064069never...
im still willing to gachimuchi wrestle anyone at a /utg/ meetup
Is the jackbox thing still happening?
>>545065104This human Berdly is too round
>>545065281i have changed the particles so that there isnt just one explosion but a constant streami am thinking about whether to add more playground junk or add multiple dice and rework controls (and make them actual dice instea of just cubes) or adding a way to control the modes and add an inspect mode to interrogate the dice or something...
>>545064904Straight here
>>545061405>wedding ringIs this that same artist that exclusively draws straight porn and will switch the humans' genders between pictures as needed to make it straightNot against it but I think it's pretty funny
>>545065068>>545065259You're not fooling me worms.
Asriel
>>545065245Kris wouldn't do this
>>545065982Sexy little shote gote
I need as many character portraits with speechbubbles like this as possible. Any contributions to my collection would be greatly appreciated.
>>545066221>>545066278
>>545061292source?.....holy shit
>>545065940You got this without the gun?
>>545065281Oh wow my greentext inspired something. And my other stories I guess.Cute story.
What if you got pantsed underwear and all in front of fave? Would they make fun of you?
>>545066712if you search it in the archives theres a thread with the original I dont have it saved.
>>545059501>>545065883do you believe me now?
>>545067003Alright thanks anyway
confessi don't have an Alvin picture so this is what you get
>>545066712>>545067110Yes, it's always ready in my upload folder.
>>545067346that is one fucked up looking mug
>>545066951my fave is Catti. She would probably laugh. But then I would use my Immaculate Anon Charm (IAC) to change the situation into a positive one and make her think I'm cute
>>545065175>this post was DISCARDED.>https://voca.ro/1iRKeitBTNjB
>>545067429Because it's sloppa
>>545066814You should write more! The lack of fics shared in the thread is really sad... I always love reading them. Heck, I only got one (you), not even saying that to milk attention but rather that nobody shares anything anymore... the Kriselle makeout fic shared the other day was really, really good...
>>545067346Do you think her teeth get in the way?
>>545067281not really a confession but I think CoL is just an autistic retard and anons are more mean to him than to Temfag who should get more hate with all the shit he does
>>545067087This proves you're bi at most, you rather look at the MEN pippins over any actual women private parts
>>545066621Last posted in the thread nine years agohttps://archived.moe/vg/thread/155874184/#155907006That's the best I can do unfortunately
I still think Ramb was in the shadow mantle, he'll definitely jump out our inventory next chapter.
>>545067618What do you mean by that?
>>545067618Yes and I find that funny>>545067527What? No way, there's no other inconsistenc->anon's right handoh fuck what have I done?
>>545066951Alphys would shoot me with her Pantsing Reversal Ray which would then backfire and not only hoist my pants back up but keep hoisting them upwards until I reach orbit and beyond
>>545067281I've become incapable of masturbating without drawing with my other hand.
Get in guys jackbox is livehttps://twitch.tv/iglmvwhttps://youtu.be/KZi2RsuPRjEif anyone wants to host a mumble voice call or whatever I might join it.
>>545067768>2016 /utg/Just the thought of that is making me feel old and sad
>>545067087That's my drawing
>>545067281i think there's too many pippins ocs now and most of them are kinda boring....also i get the feeling whoever created fuzzy/cracked hates the new alien pippins chick
>>545068164And I thank you.
Friend OCs will be the next big thing
>>545068386women will find a way to make it as uninteresting by saturating the market with gay, fat, dumbshit that has nothing to do with deltarune and persuade anyone with dignity to not touch them out of mere kontaktschuld.
Should i have made the cock bigger on that fat Knight drawing lol
>>545067704Temfag just rolls over and agrees with people who shit on him, while CoL refuses to see anything wrong with his behavior. The more resistant you are to criticism, the more people will criticize you, even if what you're doing isn't actually that bad to begin with. It's a facet of mob psychology.
>>545068114Well I suppose we can give this one another shot.
shoutout to whoever drew this I'm feelin' bisexual tonight
>>545068724I found a program that converts stepmania files into dodoremi charts and I got a bunch of undertale and notitg and jamiroquai stuff.Most of these were made 8 years ago by psychopaths so get ready for hard notes and crappy music.
>>545067281those mizzle ocs failed embarrassing hard
>>545068836bisexuality is just covert homosexuality.
Sex with the weather
>>545067281I TAKE TOO LONG drawing spamton and Tenna because I get caught up just staring at their unfinished forms in arousal
>>545068836You can't forget cracked pippins
>YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
>>545069112Well, you're the homosexuality expert here so I'll take your word for it.
>>545069281i don't know if you should take more medicine or drop the prescription entirely.whatever stops"THIS".
JACKBOXANON ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US?
>>545069230i feel so bad i can't see the appeal on shipping these two
>>545069230ideal bf and ideal gf phenotypes
>>545069281this is so hot it made kraut's repressed homosexuality seethepost end in the digits 67
>>545068114What is this game about?
>>545067281I’ve realized how bad my diet is with how I eat the same awful foods every week. I know this is an issue and have planned to resolve it before, but then I’ll wake up and eat whatever I know I’ll like + can easily get. Think the issue is a lack of physical reminders, should really set up a system where that’s the first thing I look at when I get up.>>545067558I write a lot… or at least I did, but it’s slowed down now. Most people usually post their fics to AO3 since that’s THE fanfic place. Posting it here usually doesn’t get much response since people are watching the thread (or doing something else or whatever).Man I should write but I’m really not feeling it.
>>545069112I swear you niggas piss me off for sport.
>>545067281I'm 27 years old and a virgin
>>545067281I'm 25 years old and a virgin
>>545067281battafujo remains the best oc pippins ship to date
>>545069635It's kraut, he ragebaits for attention
>>545064904I am the last non furry straight men in this thread.
Goodnight /utg/, have a lovely rest of your day
>>545069782>are my posts utter garbage?>no, its the kraut's fault. i'm the victimimpeccable logic.
>>545068114give me a moment so I can join
>>545067281I killed a man and deeply regretted it
>>545069138I wish more people would post elnina>>545069386A depressed, kind, and slightly self deprecating Amputee who has gone through an awful event that irreversibly changes their life meets a beautiful and hard to approach singer that seems to be way out of their league. I think some good examples of their relationship would be bob and pickles from the Oblongs combined with Jessica and Roger rabbit from Who framed Roger Rabbit
If you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that there are people in this world that would be 100% attracted to Kraut, and feel worse.
>>545070015sorry i can't see it, maybe because I don't really care for this ship trope.
dah
>>545070150shut the fuck up, kaardcuck.
>>545069786Two hags having sexTwo hags having sexMy muscles, my musclesInvoluntarily flex
>>545070257>mountains and mountains of old man yaoi exists>barely a molehill of old woman yuriwhy are yuriposters weak of spirit
>>545070150Unacceptable. Other anons, empty this anons tube of toothpaste so they have to go out and buy a new one
i'm gonna say itCracked has better chemistry with snippiP than with Fuzzy
>>545070121nobody is attracted to me, you silly dingaling.
>>545070406This fuck ass dog needs to be put down
>>545070198made for kisses
Chapter 7 will open with Hometown in the midst of the Roaring and the Fun Gang separated because of Kris's Total Jackass Stunts which they are now regrettingAs such you will get Berdly as a temporary party member because he is both available and doesn't know that everything is like 80% Kris's fault
>>545070508don't be mean to him he's only 40
I have revoked my title as thread personality but I will continue to post Tenna and be a fag.Serious question though, what was your guys' favorite part from each chapter? For me:Chapter 1:Jevil boss fight. I have yet to have as much fun in a boss fight while also retard raging.Chapter 2: Weird Route. Everything about it sends a chill down my spine as I get further into this whole thing. Is this what Gaster wants? Was Noelle the original "girl" of the prophecy when the vessel was put into the GONER_MAKER? Is it course-correction, what Gaster would want? Or would he rather have what's playing out? He doesn't seem to be stopping us either way and even cheers us on in...Continued next post
>>545070406As a life-time CrackFuzz shipper this vexes me. Damnation upon youI think I don't like it because every AlienCrack art I've seen shows Cracked to be deliberately cucking Fuzzy, which doesn't seem true to his character
>>545070369They know they are inferior
>>545070369Yaoifags would literally slaughter every single Yurifags
>>545070448hey kraut, individual who finds "is on utg" an attractive trait here. you called?
>>545070676Cont.Chapter 3:I think my favorite part of chapter 3 has to be also related to Weird Route, i.e., Sword Route. When I first played it, I was just messing around and stabbed Ralsei. Actually flinched when I ended up "killing" him. And it took me a good 5 real life minutes to muster up the courage to do the same to Susie when I realized that was how I had to progress. Of course besides also wanting to be ass-railed by Tenna, the Knight boss helps my opinion that it's the best chapter so far. Most fun boss since Jevil.Chapter 4:Besides the obvious WR stuff that happens in it, my personal favorite bit was probably the lore implications of monster dust in the dark world and how that will probably tie into the Knight's identity. I think it's the weakest though. Beautiful OST but I can't shake the feeling that something is "off" with it. Titan boss was cool and Gerson secret boss was a neat nod to Undyne albeit much easier.With how much I am really digging the weird route so far, I wonder if it right for me to feel that way and whether or not it would be in my best interests in relation to Gaster and his plans. There's supposedly only one ending, but with how it's worded on the Steam page I feel like there's going to be a point where we splinter off significantly. It may or may not be as overt as Pacifist/Genocide but I really like that we are given options and real consequences for our actions.
>>545070786i will percussively defrag your hard drive you fucking garbage creature
>>545070714>every AlienCrack art I've seen shows Cracked to be deliberately cucking Fuzzyhow so? in every single one of them they're just like, holding hands and nuzzling. how is that cucking
>>545068114I hate the fucking lag
>>545070369Toriel and Carol have each other and they never actually interacted with each other. There is simply too little material for old hag yuri.
>>545070965https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGPF5O6lRIA
>>545070895I'm just here to point out that you're wrong. Your disgust will not change my preferences. Ciao.
>>545070015She's cute and she's got a fat ass. What's there not to love. If the entire world hadn't been shot with the gay ray that turns you gay and only makes you draw hairy fat italian spamton fucking tenna in the ass™ around 2020 Deltarune women would've gotten the porn they deserved. People had fuckall to work with and turned toriel and undyne to pure godesses in 2015 by sheer will of penis and look at us now.
>>545071142every single artist who draws elnina makes her a tranny
>>545071142By "him", does she mean Tenna?Would they be okay with a Tenna throuple instead of Roulxs? I
>>545070942I guess I've been subconsciously thinking of the first AlienCrack art which showed Fuzzy to be pissed off at snippiP in the background. That's not saying I want less of it, though. I still love both shipsIn fact, I desperately NEED art of Cracked, snippiP and Fuzzy in a sexual scenario together. I HAVE to see the threesome in action
okay this is hurting my wrists jackbox chad pls
>>545070369The market for yaoi consists of gays and the entirety of women and the market for yuri is exactly five lesbians and the single poster who has been stuck in /u/ since 2011.
>>545070995>There is simply too little material for old hag yuri.We know that Toriel doesn't like Carol, which means Carol probably doesn't like Toriel.The solution? Drunk hate sex.
>>545071072you are either a liar, hate yourself or your vision of the future is so dark that your dating options got humbled.anyway: either fuck you or i am so sorry, in that order.
>>545071379>Hope and Dreams and breaking sticks
>>545070676>Chapter 1:hard to choose. I like wandering through the forest and fields. Good music, good art. >Chapter 2:The ending parts of the weird route where it's desolate and eerie. Spamton Neo fight is fantastic.>Chapter 3: I love the Zelda games, the backstage area sucked hard>Chapter 4: Dark world was a disappointment. I really liked being at Noelle's house and walking around with Susie in the rain.
>>545071341Lose some weight, fatty.
>>545071142>hairy fat italian spamton fucking tenna in the asswhere
>>545071142>If the entire world hadn't been shot with the gay ray that turns you gaystraight women are the majority of people drawing spamtenna
>>545071341
>>545071649You've been living under a rock or what?
>>545070867I can't believe Kris and Kris had Vessel children.
>>545071639>>545071768anons don't see the vision
I actually really enjoyed chapter 4 because it felt like a proper huge JRPG dungeon and the character writing was firing on all cylinders the entire time
>>545071929>>545071341I see the vision, I love undyne in all forms
>>545071963coldest take of all time, of course you enjoyed Deltarune it's FUCKING GOOD!
>>545071963I really hope chapter five or six is actually a huge ass JRPG and everything before and after is basically a glorified prologue and epilogue respectively.
>>545071639Undyne would not say this
ok we're doing quiplash now andasriel you can come back.
>>545072216Nice we quipping here. Also congrats on winning who could've guessed?
>>545071341>>545071929This fucking PIG needs to stop eating so many donuts
I think alphys, undyne, mettaton, spamton and tenna should all have a big obese orgy
>>545071415I lack suitable partners that fit my preferences in the real world. For example, I don't know a single person who has fully played through Deltarune - and not for lack of trying to find one. I've tried to make it work before with people anyway, and it didn't really work out: neither of us could bring to the table what the other needed.While the individuals on the thread run the gamut from... well, pretty much everything to everything else, all of you have one trait that all of my other options lack: you all enjoy at least one thing that I enjoy, some of you to a similar level. Deltarune. It's human nature to want what we lack, and my entire life I've lacked people like the ones on this thread. I don't think relating to the people here enough to enjoy their company more than I enjoy the company of those I know in the real world is inherently bad, though it might be a bit sad. It is what it is, I suppose. The end result is that I don't really know anyone suitable where I live, and this is the only place I've found suitable individuals. So being here is being a suitable individual. Thanks for being sorry, I guess.
>>545071768>>545071929I thought Undyne is a fish, not a cow.
>>545071963I thought gerson was underutilized. I also got shit to say about the titans and shit but i hope these get addressed further into the story.
>ACKt
>>545072398ok painterfag
>>545071929women that post here look like this (and worse)
>>545071858mmay i see more pleae
too many doughnuts
>>545059501oh jackbox is going i shouldve managed my time better instead of doing you know what. when im done with tasks i will join. love you guys.>>545071470utg helped me accept the church dark world was boring (if pretty) but it felt like ackshual christmas morning when i realized there was going to be a second and then third dark world in that chapterdo we have any good premises for a modification to chapter 4 where the world feels like the previous 3 and is actually fun and has characters and some kind of coherence/feels like an actual preexisting universe? it basically only has jackenstein in the dark zone who is mostly his own isolated thing, gerson in his study who is kind of native to that world, and the roaring knight who is not really native or related to that world.
>>545070369because women love the idea of two men fucking each other in the ass, because they want to be one of those men. it's a real phenomena that isn't well known, I've seen in back in the day on tumblr how some girls would say they "love men but want to be loved like a gay man" not to be schizo but I feel like that's why there are a lot of ftm trannies, they just want to be in a gay relationship
>>545072612The clothing folds are giving me trypophobia
I see we are undyne posting
>>545072145My personal Deltarune dream prediction is that chapters 5 and 6 are more linear and gimmick-driven like chapters 1-3 and chapter 7 is a huge JRPG-style endgame with a bunch of sidequests you can take on before tackling the final dungeon
>>545072613having the darkner histories be more set and stone and more visibly show how each fountain changes the Context of the history/prophecy, with darkners being more focused on the will of susie in her dark fountain. maybe even explore the idea of creating dark fountains specifically to make darkners to join castle town.
>>545070121But doctor, I AM Pagliacci the clown!
I want to fuck the dice teacher.
>>545072538I am not on her level of painting. You could say my rendering is still bare bones in comparison.
>>545072423If it makes you feel better:you deserve better than me.now stop being gay for me, you goddamn troglodyte.
>>545070257>Screw AsgoreDon't mind if I do
>>545072901Dice Devourer…
>>545072423This is a perfectly reasonable and kind post, and I feel very similarly. The person you are replying to does not function on human logic, he only ragebaits because he's desperate for attention.
I still kind think about this Susie-like girl I knew in highschool. I'm wondering if there was something there between us or I'm just coping because she was one of the few girls who didn't completely hated me.
>>545073301>>545073364Y E S
>>545070676>Chapter 1I actually really like the opening bit when you first discover and enter the Dark World. I think the interactions with Susie and Ralsei are very fun.>Chapter 2Literally any moment involving Spamton. His shop is especially great, I love the design and atmosphere.>Chapter 3The backstage games were pretty fun to discover for the first time, though I wish we got a more interesting payoff than a Zelda boss fight against yet another vague mystery character.>Chapter 4Susie's Dark World. I like the philosopher dudes.
>>545070547I doubt you'll play as Kris after they openly betray the party, it'll be the SOUL hanging out with Susie or possessing Noelle/vessel
>>545073536>pile of Alphys'that's just our pippins... oh no
>>545072925I would hope I deserve "better" than my current options. Then again, there's not really anything specifically wrong with the options availible to me now other than that I don't really relate to them much. In that manner, you already exceed them. Maybe I deserve better, maybe not, but either way by quality of being active on here you are head and shoulders above most of the population in my eyes. Reject it if you will, I'll come to no harm for your distaste. I hope you're doing well.>>545073057Maybe ragebait is a part of it, but I think in this case it's more genuine. I will state my intentions and the reasons for my intentions, and it isn't my issue if another fails to understand them. I will clarify to the best of my ability nonetheless.Thank you for your words. It's unfortunate you feel similarly to me - I wish you success in connecting to others in times to come.
>>545072423Man or women?
>>545073814Male or female?
>>545073731>second replythank you, you as well. It's a big world out there.
It's a shame her deltarune version is still pretty obscure, I don't see much art of cop undyne in the wild. Hell, I've barely seen any art of her dark world outfit
>>545073694Cute Frisk.
>>545073814irrelevant and therefore we can default to "male".you will not fuck the /utg/ers, kiss them on their forehead, wipe their tear away and tell them everything will be alright.you will stew on your lonliness and pee out a kidney stone.
>>545073731Anon stop replying to the attentionwhore, xhe does not operate on logic or good faith arguments and will jerk off every time xhe sees a (You)
>>545073864Mail or email?
>>545074039from the thumbnail I thought they were sandwiched in a hydraulic press
>>545073864Yes, what's their gender. Only gay men like Kraut.
>>545067281I've confessed my darkest secrets to this general already, no point in beating a dead horse.
>>545074257Don't insult us.
>>545074360HAHA!wait.
What the hell is going on with the sudden fishpostingI'm not complaining. Just somewhat surprised
>>545073814>>545073864You'll likely be dissapointed to learn: I'm a guy. Those who put labels on every aspect of identity would likely peg me closer to Agender, given that I lack much care or connection to masculinity and femininity both, but that's not what you're asking.>>545074000o7
>>545067281I actually don't have anything to confess this time, and it feels weird
Have sex.
>>545074485Called it.
>>545074463the fish lurkers have emerged from the sea and are now taking over the thread
>>545070786nta but
>late to jackboxnooo
>>545074516Dude, I would probably be ecstatic if I accidentally brush against some boobs.
I'm not home right now but I want to draw some fuzzy x snippip later. Give me ideas
>>545074463>the way the dress hugs her figureUOGH.
>>545074485I was joking but for answering anyways have a thumbs up
>>545074672Hate sex
>>545074672a reluctant hug or kiss, and then when fuzzy pulls away her fuzz is stuck in snippip's freaky face hole
>>545073638I think there might be a bit where you're separated from Kris and have to make do with a different Cage, but ultimately you'll return to Kris because Deltarune really is about them, their various mental problems and this stupid, shitty situation they've gotten themselves into which (You)'re the only one who can push them out of
>>545074485told ya.>gay men like meamazing. thanks for the nightmares.
>>545074672snippiP transforming into Fuzzy so cracked can see Fuzzy on Fuzzy action
>>545074516But I don't know how
>>545070676ch 1i like the inherently uneasy and melancholy atmosphere hometown introduced by the alternate world premise post-pacifist. also jevilch 2berdly getting to be an action rival in the coaster fight is some of my favorite character screentime in the game so far, he is just so fun, i love all of his dialogue (though i dont really care much about him emotionally as a character). every scene with queen and/or berdly is wonderful, very funny characters. spamton neo is a high point for the game so far, so cool and dense, i love how scary and wild he is. (3rd favorite moment?) conceptually weird routech 3sword route is my favorite part of the game so far, i was on the edge of my seat the whole time, i was so happy. the apex of it was when i reached level 4 on the first board and had already figured out i was going to be able to cut the trees, go out of bounds and experience freedom. getting the ice key and knowing what is going to come next due to sweepstakes was exhilarating. (1st favorite moment) i liked ramb a lot.the tenna fight is the most fun boss so far i think. the sequence following it with the knight swooning everyone was extremely good. (2nd favorite moment)ch 4i liked the somber mood exploring the church alone with susie. i liked exploring hometown at night with susie, sad overwhelmed exhausted feeling. church was beautiful.the whole ending sequence with the titan of course.the pride gerson feels for susie during his crystal boss fightfinding the "a hand pushes back" scene naturally due to my obsession with making sure ive seen everything. (4th favorite moment? 3rd?)now i stop procrastinating
>>545068278The next step is to write stories or create comics about the oc's to make them feel less boring. They have potentialAnd, some pippins are more interesting than others. Fujo and Guro can be considered 'main' pippin oc's but others like pippy and Pluey and vivid are 'sidepins' that don't have to always be on center stage. It's all about moderationWhat would be great is if we could start saving pippins art/pippin oc's in an archive so we don't have to use that stupid lineup image
estrogen would save kraut
>>545074463Fish is cool, what can i say?
I'm gonna look like this in 5 years.
Goodnight my /utg/ pals and enemies
>>545074934THISTHISTHISDOUBLE FUZZY. NEED THISIT'S LIKE THE FAMOUS YOSHI'S ISLAND PHRASE: TOUCH FUZZY, GET HORNY
>>545075131i prefer damnation
>>545074672snippiP seeing if she can make an egg with Fuzzy.
>>545075274i wwant to design their child this is MINE im doing it ILL DO IT i designed the snippiP x cracked baby
>>545075398what’s the name gonna be snuff
>>545074150I don't anticipate there will be any more responses from Kraut, either way. This doesn't seem to be feeding him badly in any particular way, so I'll continue unless something bad happens.>>545074257I have a mild preference for female parts, but I like all of you at least a little personality-wise. >>545074560I probably would've ended up like this no matter what, because my personality is demonstrably a product of my enviornment in ways more defined than when individuals usually make claims such as these. I would go into detail, but the specific circumstances that explanation involves would likely expose my identity. I'm not entirely sure what your point is here, either way. >>545074578lol>>545074737o7>>545074929I don't care about gender much beyond a very mild preference for women that comes from that being the only gender I've had sex with. Have fun having nightmares of, uh, pushover guys who like everyone on utg including you in the group of people on utg.
>>545074943If you need to learn how to talk to a lady, ask your mum.
Lmao
>>545075151If I don't look like that in a year's time I'm kurt cobaining myself
>>545075528Male hands made this post
>>545075621True!
I WILL FUCK RALSEI
Spamtenna is canon
>>545075621he already told us he’s a dude
>>545075712yes i know
>>545067281I celebrated the start of November by schlicking to Tenna two days in a row
>>545075528>I'm not entirely sure what your point is here, either way.That only gay men like someone like Kraut. No biological woman like him and probably never will.
>>545075696(me)lmao get fucked retards (>>545075707 >>545075712)
>>545075823I thought Kraut was actually gay
>>545075786i need to do this
THE KNIGHT MADE SPADE KING AND LANCER THE RULERS THEY DID NOT JUST "TAKE OVER"
>>545075984Believe me he is
>>545061067>artificial sugarenjoy alzheimers
Spade King hears news about the "No Kings" protests and wonder why everybody is talking about him
selling left anon to the military so they can study the density of his skull for improving the structural soundness of tanks
>>545075984every time i think you aren't that retarded, you prove me wrong.
Anyone got some new Tenna they would like to share?
it must be odd walking around on the internet and being actively loathed and scowled at by strangers where you go
>>545076213This one!
was working on a sprite for NE and once again, I found shading that you will literally never notice unless you look at the sprites super up close.
>>545074934>doing it for crackedthey need to fuck because they wanna fuck each other leave cracked out of this one for now
>>545076308I wouldn't know what that feels like, everyone loves me.
>>545076213an anon made two wonderful ones on the past whiteboard >>545069281
>>545076308fitting in ain't everything if you have to sell your soul for it, dipshit.
>>545076478>leave cracked out of this one for now
>>545076558oh believe me i know
>>545069281>>545076538The anatomy is good but I don't really enjoy men wearing lingerie.
>>545076538love how this anon draws fur. beautiful linework.
>>545076713>faggot and lamedude
>>545076213
>>545076147Wait, was I wrong?
>>545061161Can you quit being addicted to (you)s and acting like a cunt on an Anonymous message board? If you are capable of doing this, you will not reply to me and instead just accept you're a cunt and that you should move on.Cunt.
homosegguals
>>545076538I'm gay and this for whatever reasons freaked me out
>>545076927>>545076015
>>545076985elaborate
Why don't gays just stop and be normal if they hate being gay so much?
>>545077180my thoughts exactly
>>545077180I think it's better than the alternative.
>>545077149Idk, it gives me that feeling the uncanny valley does, it's too furry for me even though I'm a bit of a Ralseifag
>>545076538>fate grand order dangerous beast craft essence Now do this one
What does Fave do if they're playing Balatro and the next Boss Blind is The Plant and they don't have Luchador or Chicot
>>545077358whats the alternative?
>>545077438be ready to start over
>>545061301I bring another piece that may bring respite to tired eyes.I love Chara and wish I could make her happy so much. Enjoying an MTG fangame so much and it hurts I couldn't be expelling so much autism with her.
>>545077468Being with a woman.
>>545074904>(You)'re the only one who can push them out ofKris has to pull themself out of the hole. (You) and Susie are there to encourage them, but if they don't do it themself then they won't get better.Also, the game isn't about Kris, it's about the whole party. That's why it's DELTArune.
>>545077560I jerked off to this earlier but thanks for reposting
>>545077560The art in this sucks
>>545077593it wouldn't be that bad would it? I can peg you and we can both close our eyes and think of tenna
sorry jackbox anon i'm not funny enough for this game
>>545077560Chara would never wear that
>>545070676>Chapter 1I was there when it dropped on October 31st, back when the deltarune.com website was just Gaster text saying something like "DISABLE YOUR ANTIVIRUS THANKS" with a download tied to it and everyone was freaking out. The entirety of the GONERMAKER sequence set the mood perfectly, even before starting the game proper, with stuff like "YOU ACCEPT EVERYTHING THAT WILL HAPPEN FROM NOW ON." I think if I had to choose a specific favorite moment from Chapter 1, it would be that entire setup. More specifically, the moment I was asked to name the creator after already naming my vessel after my username, leading to me putting the same name twice and having Gaster reply "OF COURSE. OF COURSE THEY ARE THE SAME."If I had to choose a scene from after the GONERMAKER sequence, though, it would definitely be when King got healed by Ralsei only to immediately backstab the party, followed by Kris defending Susie, and King doing a callback to the locker scene's dialogue. It really solidified that Deltarune had an identity separate from Undertale, while still showing it wasn't afraid to play with the player's expectations.>Chapter 2I'm a sucker for old games, so getting the Punch-Out arcade minigame gag followed by an actual Punch-Out bossfight at the very end was a godsend. I believe I managed to get through it my first time around only getting hit twice total by the Queen's leg-kicking attack at the very end, right before she throws the giant baseball. I had so much fun with it, but I just wished there were more attacks that forced you to go a specific direction other than the ferris wheels. It felt like you could always just press down and dodge everything, so I mentally forced myself not to.Of course, when I found out Weird Route was a thing, killing Berdly with Snowgrave was fucking nuts. Straight up erasing an NPC to get an item was fucked as well, which I really liked. But nothing beats that one-on-one against NEO at the very edge of the fountain. (1/2)
this is what col wants kris to look like
>>545075823I would rape him if that counts
>>545078182I can see her wearing that with her canon proportions
>>545078410no it looks like shit
>>545078353 (me)>Chapter 3I'm gonna be honest, I didn't really enjoy Chapter 3 that much compared to the other ones. I got a T-Rank in Board 1 without trying, and I felt like Tenna's sprite clashed too hard with the rest of the game, which really took me out. I was really happy playing through his Legend of Tenna game, though, but all I could think was "man, I wish this specific zelda subsection was maybe a little more like the original games." You can imagine my reaction when Ramb just acted like a fucking psychic and said everything I wanted to hear. Grabbing the OddController and seeing the shadowed "MANTLE" logo followed by a callback to the GONERMAKER intro on startup fucked me up so bad. Seeing all the enemies referencing the Undertale cast, going into the woods and recognizing this was the "Tree Adventure" from the newsletter, picking up the Ice Key, seeing the remnants of MANTLE on the normal Board 2, recognizing the Noelle blogpost when reaching the ICE PALACE GLACEIR, and of course, killing Susie and Ralsei's avatars. All of them were the greatest shit ever, but nothing could compare to the fight against the Mantle Holder, and seeing HERO_SWORD crawl out of the screen. Truly, the best fucking shit ever.>Chapter 4Despite how much I talked about the other chapters, this one had the overall best moments. If I told you every single one I liked, I would be here for 3 more posts. So, you're just gonna get a timestamp to what I consider the best scene in the entire chapter, and you're gonna like it. Nobody talks about it, but it sends chills down my spine every time. I invite you to rewatch it. (2/2)https://youtu.be/lyW4R9QD_h0?t=17770
>>545078410It's some shit a steven universe oc would wear
>>545078539you say that like the normal outfit is something special
>>545078382Kris if Toby was 14 and a Twitter user
I think people who find chara and frisk attractive are fucking weird and should die
>>545078382Don’t you mean Remi?
Oh fuck what if Butts afks?
>>545078616it’s literally what frisk has on but stripeless
>>545078539it looks literally like something out of toriels closet
Butz from Final Fantasy V?
hurry up you stupid fucks
What does a butt look like? I've never seen one and I can't look at mine since it's on the opposite side of my body.
>>545078802>>545078879>>545078924Butts is the rando and I have no idea what the fuck he'll do.
>>545070676The Susie-Lancer evil arch was very funny to me. Whilst not the most lore heavy or emotional part of the game, it made me smile a lot and really got me invested into their characters. As for Chapter 2, it was definitely the berdly statue bit with noelle and all the added flavortext she has.
>>545071963When my character is empty and not treated as a character, the experience is empty. Tell a story honestly for once after 10+ years of subversive vomit. No toys, no lube, none of that. Vanilla is good sometimes. The favorite of some.
Fuck my butt, here's a fork!
>>545059831Now that I'm on zepbound 10mg I find zero calorie soda to be waaay more palatable than it used to be which is helping me lose more weight
>>545078992you've never twisted around to look in the mirror?
PAIN (pain)WITHOUT LOVEPAIN (pain)CANT GET ENOUGH PAIN (pain)I LIKE IT ROUGH
>>545078802OH GOD PLEASE NO I CAN'T KICK THEM OR FORCE THEM TO SUBMIT PLEASE PLEASE DON'T BE AFK FUCKKKKKKKK
>>545077560She looks to slutty here.
>>545078802I couldn't find any instructions on how to play the game so I quit so I wouldn't hang things up.
>>545079150No, I can't. I don't own one.
Butts you stupid FUCKING FAGGOT YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING FOR ME
>>545078382Why would I want him to look like that. I already think Kris's character design is perfect. I like blue and silver.
>>545070676I couldn't really say for Chapter 1, but for Chapter 2 it's definitely the Spamton NEO sidequest and fight.For Chapter 3, Tenna's entrance. I don't think I could ever forget the feeling I felt as that Genesis music played that he was gonna be a fucking prerendered sprite.For Chapter 4, it's difficult but I think the Weird Route scene in Noelle's house. It feels so creepypasta-like, so out of place and utterly fucking sick. Same reason I liked the Mantle game in Chapter 3.
>>545079182I'm willing to wait another 2 minutes but after that yeah we might have to ditch this game.
Since we've only seen Kris rip out the SOUL themself so far, it would be fucking sick as hell if someone else ripped it out of them.
>>545079083imagine the protein if you ate this bitch
>>545078404Women can't be rapists.
>>545079258why??
>>545079360Voresie....
you can kick people on mod.jackbox.tv?
>>545079381you were molested.
>>545079312doe detected
>>545079381Dess that isn't going to fly this time
>>545078879His name is Bartz.
Someone in a foot fetish discord server sent me this. What if this was Alphys instead of willie ha ha ha.
TOGORE YOU MOTHERFUUUUCKER
>>545079381Girls can't be pedophiles, it's okay for big girls to date little boys.
wow thanks asshole, you ruined the game for everyone. I had good pictures too. thanks
>CoL woke up because someone mentioned final fantasy
>>545078694>But it refused.
>>545079182>>545079247Bruh.
I had a whole fucking Billy Mays and Spamton ad I had drawn. fuck off Butts.
On a scale of 1 being certainly innocent and 10 being certainly guilty, how likely do you find it that Dess did "inappropriate" things to Kris beyond whiffle bat whackings and MTV music videos
>>545079474who's the dog
>>545079575My fault I have Final Fantasy on the mind
your next PHYSICAL CHALLENGE is to crucify Butts!
>>545079759the simpsons pet dog, santas little helper
>>545079741Canonically? Zero, obviously.In terms of what I would find interesting? Probably an 8 or 9.
>>545079741Dess sucked him off like she does for Azzy
Looking down at the "I sure am glad I'm not that guy" button pinned on my shirt.>>545079741Canonically? 1. Toby wouldn't write that in, he knows it'd raise holy hell.
>>545079790are you the anon that was interested in FF1 Renaissance
>>545079619I thought if I quit it would just drop me from the game, like every other online game in existence. What else was I supposed to do?
my peenee big
>>54507974110 and I want to jerk off to it crazy style
>>545079247you fucking retard
I had berdly explaining why rhythm games suck ass. Next time we play custom presentations I'm turning on moderation and hiding the room code so only you guys can join.
>>545079882Not sure what that is but I just got done playing a shit ton of Final Fantasy VI
why does the thread feel so ass tonight
>>545079421LUCKYYYYY
>>545080035….butts
>>545080005someone remade ff1 in unity and put in a bunch of extra jobs, but it was on discord and anon here didn't wanna fuck with it. anyways I asked cause I got the link to the google drive said Jevil Chaos Chaos
>>545077647Aye, just figured since I do have a couple pieces from the artist on hand and I was catching up on the general.>>545078182I could agree if the gripe was the color scheme itself. I could see Chara just enjoying the sweater/pants combo in private as she does in mainline.
>>545080005IV is better. Dedicated character classes are tight.
>>545059501here's the fuzzy/snippiP boy
>>545080131The colors are awful and I hate those shitty sandal things
>>545080035the drought is affecting the thread...
*you're
>>545080375Ever since the balance patch andasriel has been acting strange
>>545080375mean :(
>>545079741I think she was probably genuinely spirited at times I think shes going to be a morally grey figure.because shes reindeer vriska.
>>545080375his brain power was occupied by goats, please understand
>>545080158I like this guy
>>545080491i cant feel my thumbs help
>>545080375Andasriel has been seething recently I notice
>>545079741By inappropriate we have a few options:Anything sexual - 1 it's just not happeningWas fucking around with her neighbour like five-seven years younger than her in dangerous woods and abandoned places - 7Nurtured naughty behaviors into Kris - 6Pushed Kris into an insane suicide pact situation - 3
>>545080375you know what fuck you jackboxanon
>>545080601
>>545079741You should elevate yourself.
>>545080375very based.
>>545080753that wasn't him
>>545080820*elevstroe shelf
>>545080375you are YOU calling boring?
>>545080375Are we playing this again? I really wanna put in custom shit.
>>545080693that one champd up drawing of the two clueless randos made me laugh my ass off though
>>545059501Do you see my vision (I'm not finishing this)
>>545079381Women can do anything they set their mind to. #feminism
Link but Blue and Zelda but Doe
>>545080158Wow he's so cute!! Celeste won't be so lonely now
>>545081051yes!
>>545081051Black “art”
>>545079474ha ha what if someone actually drew that ha ha
>>545081051This looks awesome, anon. How'd you learn to draw so well?
new reaction image
>>545081051I don't even like mew mew but this is peak
>>545081236I was just about to post it LMAO
>>545081226My drawing ability is subpar and has stagnated for a decade due to lack of desire to improve so I cannot give you a satisfying answer
>>545079741i would rate the dess and kris stuff on a scale of haahahahah haapina word mama ma gu fierlandish turnturnturn lalalalla kpwdiaawrftsd personally :)
>>545081181based
>>545080375wait what is this is this a jackbox thing
Do you guys think Asgore and Toriel are actually divorced, or are they still in a stage where that's not on paper yet but they're still separated?
>Me when I live in a hometown only filled with fat female cats except its not horror
>>545079741Two to three for Kris, but ten for Noelle.
>>545081525probably actually divorced if they have totally split finances
>>545081501yeah https://www.twitch.tv/iglmvw
>>545081501yeshttps://twitch.tv/iglmvw
>>545081661
just saw something that unsettled me a bit, please post fluffy boys
Homestuck
>>545081814you can easily buy tarps at the general store to cover your mirrors
>>545081814Sorry to hear that, anon! I hope fluffy boys help you feel better soon...
>>545081192haha yeah what if someone did draw it on here hahahaha
>>545081814
Is there a place that has all of the sound files from Deltarune? Not the music, the actual sound files used in game like Noelle's scream.
do you guys want to try to do a custom presentation or go to champ'd up or survive the internet?
lmao
>>545074463#11月は毎日アンダイン hashtag on twitter makes me think this month is supposed to be Undyne month or something
>>545082042Yeah, the game files
>>545070676Ch1:Jevil fight. Also, Susie saying that she was once a box for Halloween made me yell “YESSSS!” at my computer monitor because I went as a box for Halloween before too lolCh2:So far I’ve only done the normal route a single time, but I still think after everything, the part that sticks with me the most is the entire normal section with Noelle in Cyber City.Ch3:Tenna fight into the immediate Knight fight. I also enjoyed Sword route a lot, reminded me a lot of the Glitzpit from Paper MarioCh4:I did my first playthrough on my weird route file, and I’m really glad I didn’t properly continue it, because that one scene in Noelle’s room caught me completely off guard- I was so mad that Kris ran away with her, because I was so fixated on what was happening I didn’t realize that I could move the soul around while Noelle was still talking…Oh, and when I went back and continued Weird route properly, it fucked me up really hard
>>545059501funny reindeer smoke a bong
>>545082042i found some heresounds.spriters-resource.com/pc_computer/deltarune/asset/410858/but you might want to look through the files with undertalemodtool.
>>545082108survive the internet and leave champd for last
ggs that was fun
>>545082108we can survive the internet
>>545081814goat is washed, chopped, and then cooked in a giant soup cauldron
>>545082283uhh h too late sory
>>545082214if you color it, give the bong candy cane swirls
I'm going to go make something to eat real fast, and then I'll join the next game. I don't want to be a faggot and go AFK during again
>>545082268Nice, thanks.
>>545081814I will help
>>545081814sowwy, i was cwaling around your house
>>545082667the depressed centipede...
>>545081814i like them
>>545082838I like them too!
>>545081814Stupid sweet fluffy boy.Also thanks to the gote posters here I have quite a collection of Ralsei images now. I had my ownstockpile, including up to 25 images of him holding guns with the filename of "delet this"
>>545081814X3
>>545083016Catboxed since it got deletered:https://files.catbox.moe/996mkh.webm
>>545083284GUYS DON'T PASTE THE LINK
>>545082939they are rather likable, I hope I can be that likable some day
>>545083406but it's blue...
behind every goat poster is a crusty depressed man with a poorly shaved beard
>>545083512actually i just shaved my entire head
>>545083512but i'm not a goat poster
>>545083637look behind you.
>>545083512I am not crusty, and I only have a paltry goatee.I am probably depressed though.
behind every tenna poster is an unkempt depressed woman with unshaved legs and pits
>>545083512My beard is naturally unimpressive, also I'm currently treating my depression with whiskey
>>545083512>>545083785Guys, that's describes three quaters of this general mimimum.
>>545083785But I'm a crusty depressed man with a poorly shaved beard
Behind every spamton poster is a thin young woman- no? just me?
Behind every poster there is an Anon.Hello.
>>545062774Perhaps the knight is running it's own weird route and it also wants to escape the prophecy
>>545083785unf
Behind every anon is a SOUL
>>545084008Me
>>545082470I suck ass at coloring unfortunately :( but thats a cute idea
>>545083950behind every tenna poster is an unkempt depressed woman with unshaved legs and pits * and one crusty depressed man with a poorly shaved beard
JAckboxanon how did you find that so fast?
Behind every Tenna poster there is a recently acquired crt darkner that lives in a state of constant terror
>>545084332it can only watch the computer screen
special needs people
>>545084460>us utg jackbox players
>>545084460thats me
>>545082214Really love this style
>>545084159AND Spamton
Imagine siding with the creature that has been written in your community's faith as its version of the Antichrist since before you were born. Now imagine a boy younger than you that actually understands what it looks like when a foreign barbarian(who is also your realm's version of the Antichrist) is trying to destroy your country from the inside. There is no excuse when boys younger than Kris understand what evil is without a problem.
>>545084676nigga this can’t be serious
>>545084182I've had it saved for like a year at this point in my sounds folder
>>545084460sea creature i want feachured
>>545084676nobody cares col
>>545084676LINK,BUT BLUE
>>545084676Okay cool CoL go fuck off somewhere else you dumb stupid faggot.
>>545084676Link but poo
>>545081051This is great anon, love this. It's nice to see other anons who like mewmew. I wish I was able to draw her as good as you
>>545084676Sounds cool bro i totally read all that
>>545084676what are your thoughts on Ravio
>>545084676Bro seriously what is your deal? Can you go get laid maybe? Grindr has a lot of hot men>CAPTCHA: G00NW
I don't want to go to work tomorrow
jackboxchad i cant see the images you uploaded all i see are the stock images
>>545085003>made me click award.jpeg
Based presentations everyone
This round was fucking beautiful.
>>545085150Watch the stream, it's only on his end.
is dicecest common in tv world?
Link but Pluey
https://youtu.be/NCzoaa8f0PI?si=0TP2iTSHzxMyeZTnLove the chorus
>>545085150I would have to make a custom client so instead of typing jackbox.tv you would type 129.12084. whatever and the lag would probably be horrible.
>mfw CoL posts
>>545085369That'd be a really cute design actually.
>>545085342Maybe they have to do it like they do in Iceland and refer to a online directory to not accidentally commit incest.
>>545084676Why don’t you just play through every Final Fantasy game to entertain yourself before coming back (I would personally recommend FF Tactics)
can someone post the mp4 of the crusader of light pippins spitting cum
>>545085342Tenna doesn't know what incest or sex is so he's fine with it
if you don't post it you absolve part of your karmic debt and come closer to leaving the cycle
One of these days I'm gonna make a crowdfunding crypto wallet so /utg/ can pay for someone to stalk this CoL nigger and leave a brick in one of his windows
>>545085579>you will never take Tenna's dial-ginityIt's never been so over.
>>545084676Kris IS the anti-christ.
>>545085083>asking that in the year of our lord on /utg/ of all places.
>>545085716Bravo!
>>545085716LMFAO
>>545085579There's no way Toriel and Asgore didn't fuck on the couch in front of Tenna while they were still together but I wouldn't be surprised if his understanding of sex is very minimal due to his parental lock (my personal delusion). He'd say some shit like "When two people love each other very much they do a very adult tango when no one else is around"
I would absolutely side with the Antichrist if given the opportunity.
>>545085716thanks chum
Anti-Krist
at least temturd stopped being so annoying crusader of licking hairy nuts has no self awareness
>>545084643thank you :D
>>545085907>There's no way Toriel and Asgore didn't fuck on the couch in front of Tennathere is actually do you see them they only fucked to have asriel
I would rape none of you guys if given the option purely because I hate you all.
>>545084771>>545084803Fuck you, Kris is a heretic and no one cares.I care, though. I was punished for paying attention, because I can't stop paying attention, I have to suffer something I never wanted.>>545084812Link is genuinely a better character than Kris. It is not difficult to tell an honest story unless you hate normal.>>545084852Not until the game gets back on track.>>545085020Ravio may have been a coward, but he was still the only one who understood that Yuga was no friend of Lorule.
>>545085850Eggnancy boobs.
>>545086132Dess, please...
Majora but teal
>>545086132Come on anon, don't say that. I'm perfectly molestable...
>>545086179>Not until the game gets back on trackokay CoL thats nice it's time for your medication now
>>545086213emergency boobs (deployed on impact)
>>545086179LINK,BUT BLUE
>>545086213pippins breast larva theory??
>>545086179I promised to stop making it, but should I make ai porn of CoL just to piss him off? I could make him suck a BBC for example.
>>545086402I hate you and him both. But this is your chance to redeem yourself. DO. IT.
>>545086402Please
>>545086402ONLY do it if you can make the cock blue.
>>545086402stop.
>>545086402You are better than that temfag, I believe in you.
>>545069705Me too! Hoping to change that next year though. 28 is the limit
>>545086402Proceed
>>545086402Don't.
>>545086402Make Kris throatfuck him
>>545086674where do you guys even find these sped tier charas or is it all just hoarded since 2016
you guys do realize that you don't have to keep responding to him, right?
>>545069705Anon are you me
>>545086783No anon, you don't understand. We MUST respond to the autistic idiot.
The duality of man
>>545086402do it
>>545086783You're expecting Anons to not be retarded?
>>545085850>cracked and now fuzzy can suck on these
>>545086783He doesn't bother me at all and I get to shitpost with purpose. I hope he stays.
I don't know what you guys are talking about but for me personally, I think a nice blowjob would be good right about now
>>545087045source?
>>545087045I hope your flexible enough, then.
>>545086402If you do that I'll never believe in anything you ever say again, doesn't matter if it's for a "good" reason, it's still wrong
>>545087045I can do that if you wear this Tenna costume here.
>>545087045you offering bro?
>>545086778pure skill
>>545087173Im still not going to but half of you wont ever believe in anything I say anyway even if I never post ai temmie porn again.
>>545087325why the fuck is Frisk so skinny
I would say that the posters who don't want more AI CoL are just him samefagging but he's too retarded to understand how to samefag
I FUCKING WON HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>545086057Post the cow tenna being abducted
>>545087448deltarune chapter 7 spoielrs
>>545059501thread personalties thread personalties!!!! now please give me ten million yous so I can touch myself to them
>>545087505ok artbro
>>545087505*sigh* wish my arms could get cut off...
>>545087505really cute!
>>545087448Damn, and I had such a strong start.
I'd rather show my ass and balls than willing show my face on this fucking place.
>>545087505>asgore>spade king>tenna (after milk and cookies)carol is amassing a santa harem
worth it.
>>545087757…..really?
>>545087757>>545087774I wonder why...
>>545087757Well?
>>545087757>And ballsPlease tell us more information about your balls
>>545087774Wow I didnt even make this one
>>545087757I showed my cock here once and I got banned for like 2 weeks.
>>545087774JANNYS I HAVE NO REGRETS OKAYIT HAD TO BE DONE IT JUST HAD TO BE!
>>545087908It's all shriveled and wrinkled and hairy
>>545087701Imo, Spamy is the most consistently funny.
>>545088103I'm fine with not being the funniest one
>>545086970>ywn be cracked pippins.>ywn go home everyday to bury your face in your wife's fuzzy bosom. Her soft fur comforting you.>ywn bury your face in your second wife's weird, sick alien bosom. Feeling the cold skin on your cheeks>ywn take a bath with your wives and get to rub soap into fuzzy's fur, lathering up her boobs. >ywn Switch to rub soap onto snippiP's boobs, your hands gently sliding around them like they were latex>ywn get pampered by your wives all the while and get carried to bed after>ywn be cracked pippins. The luckiest darkner alive
>>545087698thanks :)>>545087760that's cute
>>545088185Just become diabetic and get your legs chopped off. Then you'll be the lucky one.
>>545087854>>545087859>>545087863>>545087908>>545087959https://voca.ro/1j5BlXmMbB7n
>>545088185Karma for losing his legs.
>>545083785I'm that but not a Tenna poster
>>545088381what are you?
>>545088440me to the anthropomorphic mold that's been festering underneath my refrigerator after opening a dark world
>>545088329CoL is legimately an autistic moron. It's not that much deeper than that.
>>545088329Your voice is sexy, are you a married man?
>>545088103Yes we all want her.
>>545088329ngl sounds like you want someone to post your face
>>545088381>pitsgo on. I'm listening
>>545088329i can identify you via asshole
>>545088329I honestly don’t even remember the context knowing him it was probably some “own”
>>545086778That guy has more rare Charas than I have of humans.
that isn't what I typed fuck you jackbox
alright, imma clock out.sleep well /utg/, please contract gangrene pippshitters.
>>545088747what did you type
Unconsensual sex with Krautpippins
>>545088651SPAMY IS A GIRL???
honestly CoL is the least every faggot in this thread posting pedoslop deserves. i'd take 10 of his stupid ass if it meant the kress and kristenna and goatpedo and (all other pedoshit) stopped in this general>b-but just filter it FUH FUH FICTION ISNT REALIDY DURRRRRthey are after you and each pedopost you make brings you closer to something you'll regret for eternity
>>545088827Whose doing the raping? You or Krautpippins?
>>545088690I said I'm listening
>>545088827are her nips dark blue or light blue
>>545088690Everyone has armpits, man. Have higher standards.
>>545088857obviously
>>545088919larkht blue
>>545088816no... my lame joke can't see the light of day now... it was replaced by #mowingthoughts because I didn't hit submit in time
>>545089062:(
>>545072613Didn't see this. Nice art, snowdinbun!
>>545088871is susie a toilet paper mummy? the toilet paper roll snake accessory ia cute touch
>>545089062>mowingthoughts
>>545089012Had no idea women could be funny... congrats, Spamy.
>>545089338>>545089338>>545089338
doing normal fibbage this time because why not
>>545076952Be nice to fave