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Teio!
hello fellow wageslave oldmenare you ready to redeem those paid banners?
Yep I thiink I'm gonna club hop to /uma/club. Sorry club bwos the S+ gibs are too good...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKl4XADM-gM
Will they readd the uma slamming mechanic in beta with the international umas update?
>>545036224Oh Haythere, anons.Our club has an opening, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
Club advertisement anchor
>>545036224AlmondLove is looking for 1 more active member.
DANCHOU KICKED ME OUT!!!!!BUT I REACHED THE QUOTA WHYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!?????????
I'm sorry... I didn't mean to cause your club to implode...
>marked
>>545035280>>545035728Well it's just an idea right nowI think we'll just have to see how this month goesI think a merge is probable if this ends up being the case:>/uma/ club has no trouble hitting S but struggles crossing the top 30 line>ウマオオオオ fails just outside top 100In that case, it's most probable that the top earners of ウマオオオオ might migrate to /uma/ club while the bottom earners of both clubs just go fill comfy A+ clubs since there aren't enough people for a S club to fillI'd like to believe in my ウマオオオオ bros however and as danchode I'll try not to slack off 2/3rds of the month again and make up for 2~3 members worth of fans on my own.>>545036394PLEASE don't be in ウマオオオオ...
Does "don't overdo it" gets nerfed at some point?It's just instant give up at this point, kinda sucks if it happens late in the run
>>545036580Natie wouldn't say any of this.
Still wandering out in the cold?Casual club HonseFun has one more slot open and is looking for a new member!Come on in, trade shoes, have fun, but please don't leave your umas alone for several days. They will be sad and lonely
yosh! im ready to win CM4!!!
It was just a bump in the manga. They adapted this like Oguri was fighting a boxing match in the track.
Dirt love
>>545036350Those banner are a scam but I'm fucking tired of getting nothing out of daily pulls so I might do it just to feel something
>fail a 2% 3 rainbow + tip speed training>but then inspiration gives med S and turf SI've been having the wonky wackiest "something good happens then something bad happens" run.Just tell me if my luck is good or bad so I can decide whether to have hope
>>545036671what do you mean 'if it happens' you cause it to happen by taking very risky trainings
I was promised a T3-400 clubnot this sub T200 tryhard
Umm bwos??
she keeps losing to whale fronts not looking good bros
>club is at 25/30D-danchou.... Save us... We're gonna starve!
>>545035728You’re a big dummy for leaving when you did. And it hurt extra because instead of helping 30 anons get S-rank you went to get just a few more carats for yourself and then your new club didn’t even get S next monthstupid selfish dummyit’s fine
>>545036698You know, if I wasnt already in another comfy club, I'd join yours on the ad alone.
>>545036709
>>545036224Calling all tylenol gamers, Umatism has 5 open slots!>B+ casual club>no quota>trade shoes>don't flatline or I will personally kill youReply with your friend code or search for the club with the Pasa danchou in-game.
remember
>>545036580nyo I'm not desu I'd be willing to join ウマオオオオtoo assuming you guys are gonna be comfortably in S.
>>54503677920% isn't VERY risky
I will never understand why people simp for Ms. Gentildona.She is mid as best.
Dacchis have a COUPLE free spots in the club. Going for A+ again.Monthly quoata for this month is BIG 30 mil. fans. Beware, dirtshoe terrorist have taken over, I was not able to stop them.Drop your id and put /uma/ in your profile if you want to join.
umamusumos dos globalos is dying
Maybe one of the best runs I've ever had, very early charming, hot springs ticket, good amount of rainbows + medium S
Golshi....
>>545036728It's amazing how much the ears and tail adds to the attractiveness
Hachimi still has openings for anyone who wants to join a casual club and/or loves Teiosex. Club ID: 774118974 or drop your ID so I can invite you.
>>545037037I would impregnate universe
>>545036580if the merge is gonna happen eventually then i'll hop on to /uma/club, but until then i'll stick with ウマオオオオ
>>545037049Steamed Oguri...
>>545036887Can I be real?Two fold why I did: Someone got really mad when I was talking to umaoooo danny cho, so I pressed on out of spite, also I felt weird about being one of the few top earners. That pressure would've went away if I stood around, but oh well.
i will join your club and flatline after 20thyou have been warned
So, what, I keep this up and I can buy her in like 3 years if I'm lucky?
i procced playtime's over*turns off pc*
quick doodle b4 work
>>545036224UMADash has 3 open spots! A+ ranked, super comfy. Continuing members usually pull 35-40M fans per month on the low end.
UMADash has some slots open
There is still no yeppers sticker in club chat. I am fucking losing it with Cygames where are these very important QoL updates.
>>545036839>Club is at 21/30It's grim...But I won't see you end as ashes... you're all diamonds...
oops left 1 extra frame by mistake on the first one
>>545037171based and true
>>545036984assuming that now that the quota is higher i believe we can be in S since at least half the club will prob do more than 60m
Digitan LOVE
>>545037169maybe half of that since we will have her legend race later
>Uma&Co opened a discord>talks of merge between Umaoo and /uma/ club because they're struggling to get members>lots of openings in B+ and A+ clubs but for some reason A clubs are fullWhat can we gain from this information?
>>545036984Though I'd love to have you join of course, you should prioritize your own goalsIf you plan to really grind hard this month (90m+) then you are better off joining /uma/ club if they're aiming for S+ (2.678b was the cutoff last month)If you plan on going for ~60-70m then our club would be more fitting since we're only aiming for S.Decision's up to you
>>545037171Cute Tachy
>>545036473If that one guy in Haythere leaves, it's over for the club.
>>545036897Danke
>>545036984Post ID or apply directly to /Uma/ Club. The officers are in charge right now because the danchou needs a little rest break for a few hours but they’re looking out for applicants
when's automode
>>545037384Its simple consolidation
Left or right?
>every club is recruiting>nobody's joining
>>545037384CM every 3 weeks was a mistake and sparks is a retarded system that leads to burn out for non jobless autists
>>545037384casualfags are outnumbering sweatlords
>>545037384A is the sweet spot where it's casual and most members are active. They won't leaveB+ is too flatline heavy and A+ is too sweaty
>>545036224sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt that can't fit into her bloomerssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
>>545036580I'm with you til if/when you hang up the mantle or step down or rebrand us as a retirement home or something, danchode.Anyway there will probably be more fresh meat in a week with new scenario and free rolls.
>>545037476B+ is very forgiving, the cutoff for B+ is rank 3000. That's very doable unless your members are intentionally flatlining. Not a member of that club, but even if he leaves they can still make B+, I think.
>>545036767literally average luck. if you think of it as an average anything really good will be balanced out by higher chance of something bad.
>>545037154>unironic club NTR
>>545037607leftanchors and homestretch haste are useless, you are better off getting lucky seven
Everyone here hates discord clubs but are secretly part of one, but what about reddit clubs?
Comfy club, good times.
>>545037724But I miss being A rank.
>>545037384Sweaties are dropping like flies
>>545037148>>545037721ty bros, honestly I have faith in uslast month awoken something in me so I'll stop being a lazy danchode I just pray burnout doesn't hit us hard this month and that I won't have to drop the axe mid-month just because of how hard it is to find people
So is prof of curvature just a shitty skill to get now unless you have multiple hints for it?
>>545038018where did you get that idea
>>545037308>>545037461>>545037525Last month I did 55 million and the month before 50 million but I didn't bother fan grinding since my club wasn't gonna move up or down ranks anyway. 60 million should be easy enough for me. Dunno if I can hit 90 million though. Anyway here's the my ID still in a club so I'll either have to wait 24 hours or ask Danchou to kick 792262951537
>>545038018Not shitty, but too expensive to just buy raw. You could buy other skills for that
>Danchou cut 5 fags for flatlining>Only 1 person joined so far.It's over.
>>545037150Ogurin was such a qtpie.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1yGOf5eAm4&t=275s
>>545037937i would look out for our top 5 earners since they got +100m and at that range its starts to being like a work for some, but outside of that im still pretty okay since i was the 8th top earner this month
>>545038018no it's pretty good, there are much worse things to spend points on
my danchou stopped smiling and is sad...
We need POV mode, but from trainers pov riding on the umahttps://fxtwitter.com/Kontenasan_bf/status/1984922435595255989
>>545037937To be honest, burnout hit me pretty hard last month, I was barely over quotaI think I'll be doing better this month since I took it easy in October.
>>545038091
/uma/ S clubs should spread their members around A+ clubs so we can have lower quota
>>545038091mfw I don't pass the umao penis inspection
>>545037921That club needs a major cleanup if you want to upgrade it to A. I wonder how many anons are just waiting to snipe an opening in /uma/'s A clubs though.
>>545038181my danchou used to post good mornings every day, then it became every other day, now it's been at least a week...
>>545038159Grey horses are really pretty in general and I always root for them on the track
>infirmary fails to curewhy is this a fucking thing
>>545037154teio posters get what they deserve
I get a huge boner whenever I see angry Dober posts
>>545038091not clicking this horrorscare
>Play Nice Nature>incredibly scary Teio shows up in 2nd race with over 350 speed/stam/powerHow are you supposed to win here?
>>545038339umamusume is a game about learning to live with disappointment
>>545038091this is like the 3rd time i watch it and it always make me laugh
>>545038339This is the nurse
>>545038194I miss riding. Shit was so fun.
>>545038339This is a gambling gameWe gamble
>>545038128Sent an invite from ウマオオオオYou might also get one from /uma/ clubIn the end (You)r needs take priority so no hard feelings if you decide to go to the other if you believe you can help them hit the S+
>>545037384A is comfymaxxingB+ is flatline centralA+ and above and it's schizos and bots
What did she get caught watching?
>>545038397Scripted-ish loss, you're meant to lose because that's Nature's gimmick but on ace runs it's pretty beatable.
>>545038276
Total Danchou death
>>545038339most of rng in this game is made to prolong the game not make it fun by giving you some choice
>>545038339it will get fixed later
>>545038473Jesus, for a second I thought she was pregnant
>>545038397have you ever done Mayano's career? Scripted losses that you can sometimes win are all over the place in this game.
>>545038556>TIMyMichelleTBabyAN
bruh..
>>545038194>遅い わlmoa
Hello I am Chinese billionaire danchou of SSS elite billionaire club...you can join by allowing danchou to breed with your most prized uma. You get SSS club perks, 100 billions fans club, 10000 carats a week, we sit in owners box and smoke cigar during race. Pls join
>lemaire and a dura kid won> shuka sho>kikuka sho>autumn tenno shoLmfao Duramente fucking Kitasan's ass from beyond the grave
stop being so horny and be more horsey
>>545038648Nah, she already had the baby.
>>545036887no danchou not like this you're supposed to kill him!
>>545038729Okay
>>545038678You can pretty easily beat the buffed Brian though. But no fucking way you can get those stats by the 2nd race for Nature.
>>545038682Do they ever reference causes of death in game outside of the big ones like Rice Showa and Suzuka? Like is she fearful of storms or something, or does Seiun Sky hit her head on anything?
marked
>S rank drama club>optional A+ club discordUnironically I don't know which one is the worst here
>>545036473Damn I thought your club was full so I went ahead and joined other club. Next month it is
be horny
is it normal to be extremely possessive of your club membersasking for a friend
>>545038682The ghost of rudolf
What's with this gay soap opera club drama?
>>545038952where's the drama thougheverbeit
>>545039001Thank fuck I don't talk in chat. I will never understand people who do.
Nobody here likes Teio right?
>>545039051Bored neets, third worlder, and autists. Not that hard to figure out.
I just want my happy Clover club back...
Looking for a comfy club that is not dying and has no retarded quotas 863 960 539 563
>>545036489663502262671New account made last month, 44m fans on it already
>already planning on hopping to another club next monthStop being whores.
>>545038697What's it called, how can I apply
>>545039137Nah, she's just my dedicated cock holster
>>545038682this guy doesn't know how to count or am i retarded? how some uma born in 1994 be 11 on 2025
>>545038128Wish granted. Thanks and bye...
>>545038697Will she still love me afterward?
>>545038339its so realistic
>7 (seven) clubs recruiting>nobody joined in any of themEoS soon....
>>545038682wouldnt getting struck by lightning seriously burn the body though
>>545037154I can guess who that would have been and they’re long gone now. Our current members are all very friendly>>545037937You can do it! -And we can always do some kind of inter-club organization before any merge too, like for those that want S+ vs S or something. I’ve even wanted to do some kind inter-club of tournament event since that size 60-player size would be manageable with coordinated danchous. No use stressing over that right now though. Cheering you on.
>>545039285https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQy28pmMmVU
>>545039137she's my favorite
>>545038826with golshi's record mom golshi would actually just squeeze you dry every night in hopes of another babyI can now see her appeal
>>545039285That retard's videos are always full of typos
>>545038942seiun pose is to protect her head if what one anon said is true but desu i haven't seen anyone talk about seeking the pearl's career, legend changer made me appreciate her
Any A+ clubs recruiting right now? I want to start doing some runs but I don't want to waste my TP before I joined one.I'll comfortably hit over 40m this month.449414903113
Flash status?
>>545039165sent
>>545039162I sent you an invite if you're interestedWe fell back heavily in September but we bounced back and we're aiming for A this month
>>545039137she if my favorite
>>545039323Goodbye danchou it was fun
>>545039442DANCHODLE THIS ONEFUCKING RECRUIT THIS ONE BEFORE WE GET KEKED AGAIN AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>545038339science is faketake shrinepill
>>545039379I'm pretending to be a danchou from a big dick club and not sending any invitations to make anons feel discourage and vulnerable.They will join B clubs in a hurry when they could easily get into A+ clubs.
>amazing McQueen run >swinging maestro pre debut >all speed cards orange >HOPELESS BROCKED GOD DAMN IT
>>545039534I don't think I will
>>545039541I bought into the shrinepill for a bit but then I got riverside walked 4 turns in a row, so I fell back to fake science
>>545039632Oguriposters are too powerful...
>>545039430You have been enlightened. Golshi can perform many roles. A horse of impossible talent.
>>545039398That's a lot of euthanized umas...
>>545039051that's the side effect of clubs having no discord, but if the clubs make a discord, usually the posters go with them and the general slows down / gets eaten alive by shitposters and schizos.
DANCHOU GET HIMGET HIMGETHIMGETHIMGETHIM
>>545039379I'm already in a club with some long-time friends, can't ditch 'em since I still like them. Maybe if it collapses some day..
>>545038952the only drama S clubs have is that all of you are filthy casuals that don't play the game
>>545039768Make it collapse
>>545039440>seiun pose is to protect her headI think it's reaching, It's a pretty common trope in anime for laid-back characters.
>>545039768Just leave fuck them
>>545039395I'm guessing the horse died of fright/heart attack
>>545039808Real players are too busy playing right now
>>545039808sorry if we don't feel like botting, anon
>>545039397if you have the time in the future you should try to see with our danchou how to proceed on the tournament, i would like to see it happen
>17 years old
>>545039442sent
>>545039768Is the uma club the only way you get to be in contact with them or something? I was in the same position as you but they don't even play the game anymore so I just fuck off, but I still talk to them through other media
My ace beat Golshi. Guess that means I'm ready for this CM!
Are y'all really botting?I'm wasting so much goddamn time on these maru fan farms, it would be fucking great to let that run on my computer while I sleep
>>545039865Sweep would say this
W-weee~?
>>545039453Obtained and satisfied
Every hour that passes, I contemplate jumping ship more and more. Someone, hold me and tell me it's going to be okay. That we can recover from this and it's not over... I'd even accept an oguriposter feeding me sweet lies...
>>545039174It's called Billionaire Ballers Club, simply take your prized uma into the dark room in the back we will apply>>545039326She will be permanently belong to the BBC
Danchou, we have 2 flatliners (forma de TT-only)you gonna do something about that?
>>545039840NTA but I got handed the title of danchou after a series of circumstances and I want the club to collapse so bad
This fucking brat has given me 4 of those oversleeping events, 3 in a row now and I'm not even into classic year yet. I'm not complaining.
>take a two hour nap>club dropped to 26/30
>>545039856yeah that was my first impression, but since i sadly don't have her i have to trust what people say, like how apparently she's pretty calm but seethes if she loses, i don't know if that's true but that's on me for not bothering to check a video of her career, i just want to do it myself when i get her
>>545040072people are also found dead in the morning all the time and loved ones don't always have the interest/money to throw around to find out why if it appeared natural, seems kind of a regular death desu.
>>545039991Ramonu love
73120206Leo cup lobby
What would her career be like? What would she do to you?
>>545039398>one whole video of pic relatedholy shit
>>545040058the only thing i use is autoclick, i don't even use CE since i don't know how to use it on uma
>>545040210>hag wearing zoomer clothesHNNNGG
>>545039453Sparked, sexed and in the process of refining and testing out sparks and decks
>>545040235danchode recruit this one
>>545040171It is what it is. Go make promotional video on your youtube or something.
>>545040254Ability is "when you're blocked, you're blocked"
>jumped club for the first time>now I feel like jumping club moreSomething has awakened inside me
>>545040325
>>545040254take you to some usa hood and breed till you get enough kids to fulfill a basketball team
remember to not umapyoi too hard
>>545040342>won 9/32 racesuhhh danchou isn't gonna be happy to hear that
>>545039398>fucked to death
>>545040254Amazon position
Any clubs carried by a handful of whales playing nonstop that will carry a casual twice a week player like myself
my club is somehow in s rank
>>545040173She is a bit insecure, because she considers others to be more naturally gifted/talented than her, so she kinda gets spooked by all the Uma-monsters roaming around her. She resorts to elaborate game plans and mind games to win.She also genuinely loves to laze about, but she also uses it as a trick to make others underestimate her.
>>545040058>anyone in a S club risking their entire account to bot when you can get 1.2 million fans in one runSome of the casual anons in /uma/ have such low iq and high vitriol that they can’t conceive of having the time and disposition to play the game at a dedicated level and yell “bot” at every opportunityThe only people likely to bot are Kitasan rerollers who have no emotional connection to their trainees or account anyway anything sub 200m in one month is very doable by dedicated players
>>545040403I wish that game was more fun, I love my character action, but those fucking hoyo ips are jingle the keys, the video gameTried to stick around, but the "big" 2.0 update was such a wet fartChina ark was the worst arc of HSR, China town was the worst arc of ZZZ/Wish uma had some sort of oni horse
>S med & Groundwork spark at 1st goddess event>~500 spd, 400 stam, 400 pwrThis run is about to nosedive in quality isn't it
>>545040513remember to also don't fap too much or too little, you can die with that too
>>545040058I would never.>>545040279What are you even trying to CE? Just toggling the speed up works like with any other application. Messing with actual values is mostly pointless since the server trusts the client with very little, I think claw machine might or might not be entirely client-side though.
>>545040513>>545040524so thats why gold lineage was born, a sacrifice was made
Basashi has 1 slot open this month. Casual club, trade shoes and dont flatline.Send invite with /uma/ or post ID
>>545039453She got me drunk on her body and autism..it was love at first sight
>>545040637the rainbows will dry up and you'll get a random ailment right before summer
>>545040513My dream is to die after umapyoi'ing too hard
>>545040560pink bread for pink areolas
>>545039398>Seiun Sky>heart attackI thought she hit her head? Now I doubt the authenticity of a bunch of these.
>>545040171HODL anonmaybe do an extra training or two to stabilize the clubdanchou will surely figure things out
>>545040679>I think claw machine might or might not be entirely client-side though.Tell me how to cheat that. I swear I've had so many 10's fall off right at the last second. It's infuriating beyond all hell.
>>545040537>curren chan singing.gif
>>545040325sent
NO HORNY
>>545040679thats the thing, i don't even know how to speed up
>>545039476Alright gotta wait for my 3h cooldown
>>545040679surely this shit will get you banned, no?
>>545040761It's no nut November bwo. Somebody please post Ryan so my boner dies
>>545040761Bro???
>>545040843teio is one of the horniest umas
>>545039395It's step voltage (the same reason you never walk normally if you see some high voltage cable on the ground). Distance between two legs is enough for the lethal current to flow through the body.
>>545040761
>>545039398>Sweep and Cesario were literally bred to deathby me
>>545040578>She resorts to elaborate game plans and mind games to win.that's kino, i hope she spooks me eventually or worst case scenario i spook her in the all-uma bannerty bwo!
>>545040679>tfw tried to use a bot but it kept getting stuck and clicking on the corner of the emulator getting absolutely nowhereguess it's the pleb route for me
>>545040884NTA but it can get you banned if you use too much i think
>>545040787
>>545039453I'm a flashlet, will spark her on the big banner
>>545040761>mods haven't even bothered because digi has negative sex appeal
>>545040843>Posting this with the sluttiest uma in all of Tracen.
>>545040761I would
if i have a 0mlb kitasan and a 0mlb super creek am i supposed to use the ticket on kitasan or super creek?
>>545041064There's a big banner?
Someone in the Unbricked club needs to DIE soon
>>545041125kitasan
>>545040761>this is what an uma secretariat would look like
>>545039398>not sorted by age>not sorted by age at death>not sorted by time of death>not sorted by cause of death>not sorted by alphabet>not sorted by release date>not sorted by appearance date
>>545041126the all-uma banner that comes start of next year i think
>>545041125You want to get to at least 3lb kita badly
>>545041126
>>545041125You're supposed to roll for the Kita banner and uninstal if you don't 3LB her
Any comfy B clubs with slots open?
>>545040761chotto
Can 30m get me any good clubs or it's still too low
it's teioverall the A+ clubs will stay at 26/30 for the rest of the month
>>545041435Yeah man.
>>545041435Umatism has slots open bwo
>>545041392Just saw some sloptuber put 60k on Nice Nature banner and he only got her once, other two came from sparks. Not looking good for Kitasanlets.
>>545040935me under teio
>>545041435Basashi is B+ and pretty chillJust don't flatline completely
Finally maxed out my Kitasan Black!
Any G clubs with open slots?
>>545041671Whalebwo.....
Please Shiraoki-sama bless this Ogurin with good sparks so I can move on to another parent
>>545041604Riko is going to be a lot of people's first tango with the card gacha using their own hard earned carats, the seethe is going to be a slow boil over as the 10 days goes on.
sex with Diamond
>>545041604This (or worse) will happen to 20% of players that will do 60k roll, so it's not even extreme unluck, just normal thing pretty much. Cards are for very lucky or whales in this game.
>>545040513fatty (unironically)
>>54504153530m is the current quota for A+ clubs here. Snipe one.
>>545041671explode luckshitter
>>545041695this isn't an umathis isn't even a ningen
is Teio really a slut if she only ever wants to have sex with (You)?
>>545041695Where Uma
>>545041176hopefully not me
I do my daily 3 runs everyday, and make about 1 million to 2 million fans per day. Any A+ club want me?
>>545041604that's not even that big of a lowroll, like 1 in 5 odds. not getting MLB in 60k carats is like 2 in 5 by the way.
>>545041451
>>545039453Second run and got the hot spring ticket for her.
>>545040714I was drawn in by her body and was pleasantly surprised by her cute autism
>>545041695Why does her vagina hole have a large black line? I thought it was supposed to be all pink
>>545037921Not happening unless they drop more content, it's miracle we have people playing with current career being stale. Of course, I could set a monthly quota, but do you really want to waste time in same boring career for extra 400 carats?
>>545041948>x-rayInto the trash it goesWhy do japs love that shit so much
>>545039453Flashbang going out
I will host the Marvelous Sunday Sunday Derby in 4 hours from now
>>545042008terminal cancer
>>545041948leaving the hat and boots during mating is extremely important
>>545041883You actually you in specific need to die I have decided Perish
DANCHOALL THE FANSLAVES ARE GETTING POACHED BY THE MINUTEDO SOMETHINGDANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I can't wait for Mambo.
A+ material? your club failed you last month? want to compete for top 100?join umadash today!
>>545041879Yes, slutty behavior is not condoned and shall be corrected.
>>545041936She's a big girl.
>>545041989Same
>>545042168DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNCHOOOOOOOOUUUUU
>>545041736I'll easily avoid that by skipping
Join Uma&Co, nigger.
>>545036549
sparks?
>>545040254Marry, then divorce you to get government money as she takes the kids away while she gets fat off of snap
>>545041974>>545036549this is Taishin's sleep paralysis demon
>>545042168No /uma/ club would have me so I found a nice club instead.Trade shoes, get fans, need super creek mommy.
i can't fucking wait for sweepy bwos
>>545037476>1 anon with enough fans to join an S club>multiple anons with enough fans for an A+ club>stay in a B+ clubI don't get it, I'd instantly leave my club if it looks like we're dropping out of A+
Remember Reach_______
>>545042141Nyo...
>>545041731The grind continues but this is an acceptable backup
>>545042293>discordYou fucked up big time.
>>545041535id?
>>545042296I have UmaJesus in my heart
Is Unrestrained good this cm?
>>545042323GUTS
>>545042323Good god Ryan is ugly.
Anyona need a club? I have an A+ ranked one and I need a good little worker ant to churn me fans
>>545042293I tried to, but they too long to accept my request.
>>545042323mmm 2 sta
>>545042363You can and you will because she's like another 8 months away or something.
>>545041879She's only for (You), problem is that there's a lot of (You)'s
>>545042363same
>>545042410How would umas affect the human covenant war? Would all Spartans be umas, or would the original 30 something spartan II’s be purely humans while the Spartan III’s are umas?
>>545042519Fag
>>545042519>>5450423233* ugly
>>545042428Error.Contains invalid characters.
What if I were to rape Oguri Cap (as in peak)?
>>545042040because it's HOTNext stupid question!
>>545042472>so poor she has to pad out her meals with tofu fillerso sad
Falco is pretty damn cute
>even /v/ has trouble recruiting>impossible to consolidate clubs because everyone is stuck with a goofy member count like 24-27It's never been more over.
>>545042040In 2130, pure Nipponese will have transparent skin so all their organs are visible. Trust the plan
>>545042583>>545042363midget hate
Daiwa Scarlet bros, how do I ensure that her unique activates at a good time? I'm planning on running her for the next CM on Hanshin 1600m and possibly even Kyoto 3000m, and I assume strategies are different for both
>>545042421Nyes...
>>545042253>>545042253>>545042253>>545042253
I will skin alive my danchozensky if 29/30 will not be 30/30 in 5 minutes.
>>545042571I'm tired of feeling left outLink me the full
>>545042428>big timenta, but really? I don't like it but I definitely can understand the need for a place to brainstorm, for times like when Aoharu drops or a decision need to be made without random Oguriposters gaslighting people around
>>545042668My danchou seduced everyone with his wedding mayano and we have 30/30( ・∇・)
>>545042692
>>545042040I love it because it really highlights the fact that she might have gotten pregnant from that
>danchou do this>danchou do that
>>545042784Anon, I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but the source is trashIt was so lame that I didn't even save it, and I'm a terminal Teio poster
>>545042428i don't think a optional is a big problem, unless you want to talk with your fellow members then this would be a problem
>>545042505>>545042564I'd take 2 stamina desu
>wake up to no club>turns out danchou fucked up and transferred ownership At least it was today and not yesterday before monthly rewards
>>545042901I want to stick her head in a toilet.
>>545042296post this every thread please
>>545042785How do you know that Oguri posters didn't already infiltrate your Club and its discord?
>>545042775Check right now, it's 30/30
>27/30DANCHOOOOOUUUUUUUU ONEGAIIIAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
>>545042767Nyo...
>failed a 1% that I needed to S for finale seasonWHAT THE FUCK
>>545042784>>545042930thisdon't bother, the funny orgasm face is the only good thing about the video, it's garbage
>>545039137
>>545042986I enjoy the ticket derby images. They get more insane every thread
>>545042472>peasant loves peasant foodNips have been and always will be slaves
>>545042410I've been waiting years for an excuse to post this.
This is my parent farming schedule for taiki with medium inherit, using maruzensky and el as parents since I want her to be an oguri parent. Are there any races I should be adding to this?
>>545043004NYES.
>>545042732Her unique is speed up so it doesnt really matter when it triggers.
>thrown around by giant umagaijin>Already out of breath>The American UmaSchizo will probably winFuck you cygames I wanted a show about bakushin
>>545043085>bot menuAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEWE ARE NOT BEATING THE ALLEGATIONS
29760501 Leo
>finally got a 3* stam parent>not a single white skillIHATETHISGAMEIHATETHISGAMEIHATETHISGAMEIHATETHISGAMEIHATETHISGAMEIHATETHISGAMEIHATETHISGAMEIHATETHISGAMEIHATETHISGAMEIHATETHISGAMEIHATETHISGAMEIHATETHISGAMEIHATETHISGAMEIHATETHISGAMEIHATETHISGAMEIHATETHISGAMEIHATETHISGAMEIHATETHISGAMEIHATETHISGAMEIHATETHISGAMEIHATETHISGAMEIHATETHISGAMEIHATETHISGAMEIHATETHISGAMEIHATETHISGAMEIHATETHISGAMEIHATETHISGAMEIHATETHISGAME
>umas getting jealous of their cuties
>>545042519If her outfit was better or her hair was better, she might have had a chance. Together, it's just awful.
>>545043123You're in for a show tonight, son.
>>545042732>ensureNo such thing. The closest you can get to that would be making her a pace chaser with a lot of mid-race skills so she can catch up to fronts before late-race, but that's probably not happening in a mile race against Summer Maru
>>545042946nyoo, better luck next time
>>545043174>botthis is the gametora race planner retardchama
>>545040637updateim really really sad right now...
all mares are queens
>>545043048if they get more insane every thread someone needs to counter it with taishin or biwa somehow
>>545040843TRACEEEEENNN
>>545042948>woke up 2 days after resetDANCHOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU DO NOT INVITE THIS NIGGER HE'S GOING TO FLATLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
>>545043085Looks fine if you can pull it off, but keep in mind you're only getting affinity for stuff on this list your maru or el have also won, so any extra stuff is mostly an investment in the future in case you recycle her as a gp down the line with a parent who can then benefit from running most this stuff.
>>545043112Opera would never hurt Doto
>>545042594Almost nothing will change, not like they can punch a covvie super-carrier to death, and also considering that Halseys reserach was mostly spurred by Forerunner-Human DNA connection, and yeah, I think military will fall on Umas as a Spartan III candidates, because many were unhappy with limited scope of Spartan II program.
>>545043213Agreed. I like short hair tomboys but they just did her wrong.
>>545043359Dicklet Cross...
>>545043210
>>545043359>Michelle My Baby gets to speak English during the race>Tony Bianca doesn't get to speak Italian at the airportwtf bros
>>545043379I'm averaging 25/26 wins over 15 careers or so, which is why I'm trying to add more. Other than the long races the el has pretty much the same G1 track record and she lost the kka sho and tenno anyway. And you still get 1 affinity for race wins your grandparents haven't won.
>>545043312you can't fool me...I will remain ignorant and just accuse everyone of botting...
I left my non /uma/ club, save a spot for me in 24 hours
>>545043392You never know...
>>545043174relax retard thats just the gametora site
>>545043474Ogurin...
>>545042993
>>545043074King Halo-Halo is my favourite niche Uma meme.
ill take any club that hits A without a quota. i already hit 20-30m a month on my borrows but a quota stresses me the tf out
>lower fancount than medisgusting fl*tliner nigger>higher fancount than mehow does that chinkbot dick tastesimple as
Uma ad during the BC. There was also an ad for half anniversary
>>545043594>And you still get 1 affinity for race wins your grandparents haven't won.I've seen this mentioned a couple times now, where's that info from?
>>545043191Holy oinker
>>545043213>>545042519I like her, but both her casual and race outfits don't look too good.
>>545043474
>>544999749I'm one of the guys who asked for a reservation last monthIt seems like my club decided to walk back on the quota requirements, so I'll probably just stay thereThanks for giving me the chance to join though!
>>545036949Joining tomorrow, kinda tired with vtubers club with 0 shoe contraband
>>545043315all I have to do is be in bracket 7 and I will win
>>545043085Swap senior Mile Championship for Japan Cup and add senior Arima Kinen
Oguri Cap?More like Oguri CRAP LMAO REKT!
>>545043838>no Biko
>>545043987Why not take lone wolf? more likely to proc than gambling on 7
>Cuma, the guild that everyone pointed and laughed at, was and A+ clubYou are not worst than a Cuma right?
>>545043987>Lvl 6Hey MacDonald, we got another oinker here.
>>545044109I didn't tank the mood down...
>>545043838>the whale is backOINK OINK PIGGY YOU JUST HAVE TO RUIN RUNS ON THE LAST DAY TOO HUH I BET YOURE GOING TO MLB RIKO AND RICE AND GRIND OUT 528591530 AOHARU RUNS AS WELL AND THEN KEEP RUINING LOBBIES ALL THE WAY UNTIL FINALS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>545043987>level 6OINK OINK OINK BUHI BUHI BUHI LOOK AT ME I SPEND A LOT AND STILL JOB AT FINALS WEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>545043769>horse racing enjoyers now have to deal with anime being shoved down their throats at every turnGrim
>300 statues to go from 3 to 4 starsI think I have just enough for Flash...
Opera cute
uh oh, third world meltdown
Teio is a little slut
>>545043417>spoilersFair but pretty disappointing >>545043474Why are all umas so insecure about their plushies?
>>545044180>>545044193kek
>>545044054Both mile championships are her career goals and she has G rank long aptitude.
>>545042930>>545043013are there ANY good videos out there then?PLEASE I need some I need to GOON
>>545043987You also have to pass the 50/50 for Lucky 7 to proc even if you're in bracket 7
>>545044180>>545044193
>>545042732It's only possible when your 2 opponents bring 0 front runners. I did this in cm2 with pace daiwa where I made my own sacrificial front runner, that died right before the accel zone so she rockets off.Even then it wasn't super reliable, but now it's basically impossible to plan like that.
>>545044193holy mindbreak...
Uma Hags?
Someone really needs to hit their post quota today
>>545044413>found in a ditch>no one caredThat's kinda sadWish her model was as good as her art, she looks freaky ingame
Start a family!
Your ace? Debuffed Your debuffer? Dies Your Golshi? Fuck you
I just remembered the cleat shop reset yesterday. Time to roll
tickezo before she was corrupted by the deranged danchous....
>>545043572Italians didn't nuke the nips enough during WW2 anon so they don't get an uma speaking Italian, it is what it is.Also Japan loves to joke about not being able to comprehend english
>>545044216I did that for my Hishiama
>>545044180>>545044193I'm starting to like Teioposters
>>545044471
>>545044358>get bracket 7>AND wit check>AND 50% it just doesn't fucking workgamblebros I don't like these odds...
>>545043985another based fuji enjoyer, just don't request dirt shoes
Someone post derby
>>545044471Cute granny
>>545044787>>545042296
TOKAI DERBY
>>545044180>>545044193Teio...
>>545044698Greens don't have WIT check. Lucky Seven does have the 50% though
>>545044791Sexy granny
>>545044618I don’t know why I’m laughing my ass off but seeing all the insane tickezo’s and then seeing the normal one hit me hard She’s so happy, but doesn’t know her fate
I requested Dirt shoes from my new club and instantly got kicked...
>>545044829Thanks, I fucking hate it
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>545044698It's not a gamble if you believe in Shiraoki-sama
>>545044905I was under the impression that lucky 7 is an exception, but the conditions get tweaked later
>>545045028but what if shiraoki sama's guidance told me to go gambling
>spechud supreme racist>teiomelty>opera cro>unhinged dahbyWhy don't we have these on the diveball team? Last time I saw the team it was only /umaJP/ references...
NOIT WAS SO CLOSEWHERE WAS GROUNDWORK OR URAIT WAS SO CLOSE I WON EVERY SINGLE G1 TOOREEEE
How do I make a good parent?I know you want to win a good amount of g1 races, but do loses negatively impact affinity?What about getting that uma's specific title at the end of a run?
>>545044180>>545044193lol
>>545044358>>545044905>lucky 7 which is already a shit skill also has a coinflip on top of all thatdas crayzee
>>545045253pasa ult isn't good for leo and virgo
>>545045030That's because I was wrong. It does have wit check. My bad, anon. kek
>>545036580Considering uma and how close top 30 line was. if you can't convince top earners from umaooo to move realistically it would be better to move some uma to umaooo to make umaooo more stable in S.But I know this won't happen until implosion.
>>545045206because JP niggers will have a melty and spam this general with scat again if one of their shit meme Umas get removed.
>>545045330its not just about the unique anonits about being generalist, I've been parent farming my entire uma musume career, making a parent for one singular CM isnt realistic
>>545045409u mad? lol
They should give one hint per support
>>545043732are you in one already
>>545045520no, I'm just explaining why the global meme umas are not included
>>545045305>use gametora to check affinity to figure out grandparents>use the parents with the most important skills you need (ie, Ryan and maru for this cm)>run all the G1-G3 races of the career of the uma you are using as an ace on both parents
>>545045206Unhinged dahby is my favorite meme
>>545045206Maybe we don't care about divegrass enough
>>545045305>How do I make a good parent?Win lots of G1s, get lots of good skills. Make sure spd/stam/pow are at 600 by the end.>I know you want to win a good amount of g1 races, but do loses negatively impact affinity?No, wins improve affinity, if you lost nothing happens, its the same as if you didnt do the race>What about getting that uma's specific title at the end of a run?All that matters is the wins, the titles are cosmetic. That being said, if your G1 wins match the grandparent (aka you both won hopeful stakes) you get a bonus
>>545045409but you are the one who did that
>>545042439I ughh joined already before asking. I was just curious if I underestimated 30m
>Teio went from being the target of abuse to the abuserholy character development
>>545045727What? I never posted scat
Teioposter always makes me smile.
>>545045719certain titles do matter.
ah yes my two favorite girls apologizer (gloomy) and apologizer (big-breasted)
>>545044180>>545044193>teiofags are the broke niggas itt
>club still isn't 30/30>it has been 2 daysis global accelerating towards EoS?
>>545045978Not just that, I'm also convinced the wins providing affinity without overlapping the same win on a grandparent thing is a gaslight too until I see supporting evidence.
How do I get more carrots
10254950 come in sweatlord, i need to test
>>545045978What the hell are the Emperor's Cups?
>>545043838A true oinker would have Biko Pegasus
>>545045939Even people who rummage through trash cans to find their next meal need a hero.
>>545045978>gaslight dancer.wmv>>545046216>gaslighting the one actual proven helpful thing with affinitywe're having this kind of thread, huh?
>>545046271tenno sho
CUUUUUUTEEEEE
>>545045649no...
Any comfy A or A+ club recrioting? I'm mostly just doing rental runs, so like 1m a day161569220758
>>545045978what page is this from
>>545045687people watch and talk about games the team is playing when it comes up. i dunno what the game schedule is like though.
>>545046369Falco Love!
>>545046340gaslight-chama, every single guide says titles add an extra point on top of the race winswhere's your evidence that they don't
>>545046449DANCHOOOOOOU
Is there any CM where red shift isn't god-tier?
>>545046352Oh, didn't realize tenno meant emperorThought that was a warframe reference
>>545046271>What the hell are the Emperor's Cups?D.
>>545046608literally the cm before and after this one
If you both like Umas so much then why don't you make more Umas?
>saved up over 30k carats for the first timeNeatThe 100 freepulls are a lifesaver for me, I can spend 15k carats on Riko/Rice to spark it then I should be able to hit 40k by the time Kitasan reruns
>>545046514She is really cute and the career/story was good too. I was hoping she would spook me during my Eishin rolls, which she did. Also Falco will be a great relief for my dirt TT tream
>>545046704you need 60k minimum for Kitasan unless you already have her
>>545045406Well the goal for this month is to be more stable in S with the quota increase to reduce the burden on our top earnersLast month was very close partly due to me not doing a good job on the mid-month check when we already had someone flat-lining a few days beforeThey'd always pull in their quota in previous months and farmed a bit in the first half already so I cut them some slack and it ends up they actually quit the gameMaybe they posted a good-bye message but I missed it BECAUSE OF HOW DOGSHIT THE CHAT SYSTEM ISIn any case had I done a better job managing the club and had been more active myself last month we'd probably have had less trouble staying in SIt chills me that despite ending Rank 78 there was only a difference of 6 million points or so by the very endI'm hoping last month was an anomaly and things will be comfier this month but with Aoharu coming up that might revive another wave of activity from playersAlso I wouldn't want to poach anymore from /uma/ club the danchou seems like a cool cute person
>>545046768guaranteed 3lb with selector and lb crystal
>>545046449Sent you a club invite!
>>545046704>he thinks one spark is enough for support gachas
planning for future cards is hard, I feel like a brainlet
>>545046768>half anni ssr selector is 0lb>rainbow shard is 1lb>spark is 2lbOnly need to get two directly from the gacha to max her out, one every 20k carats seems possible
>officially sanctioned /uma/ clubs are cannibalizing one anotherwhy does this happen in every general
>>545046340I'm mostly asking because I already know the +1 from just winning doesn't exist, but I'm curious who invented that gaslight. I hooked the game function for calculating affinity for the purposes of determining whether to display the triangle/circle/double circle total and this Bakushin is at 0 despite race bonus affinity due to her parents only racing mediums and longs so there's no overlaps, but she went undefeated in her career including multiple G1s.
>>545046662Well excuse me, princessEvery other name was present as is except for the tennos
I'm too shy to talk in my new club bwos...
>>545046960It's hUMAn nature bwo
>>545046960it happened back in JP too, there were around 10 clubs on release and after a year only 2 survived
>>545046610This post actually threw off my cognitive functions. Like I'm actually starting to get overwhelmed from all the slurs I want to call you.
>>545046805(they didn't)t. autistic comfy wagie checking club every few hoursDepending on how this month and next month is, may be consider a top 60 d*cord so the two clubs can shuffle players effectively
>>545046960not enough true grinders to go around and the pool only gets smaller as the game goes onsoon clubs will be forced to merge to keep up
>got two invitesOh no! I don't want to disappoint anyone
>>545046902Naishubros?????????
>>545046961Please throw more numbers at me
people getting burnt out already when we havent even reached MANT yetits astounding really
>>545046264the quality of uma is berry good next room 55582140
very interesting how teiofags are consistently the worst posters in this general
very interesting how teiofags are consistently the best posters in this general
>>545046960It's just the natural progression of /vg/ gacha generals with guildsAlways a massive number of players at the birth of any popular gacha so it creates a need for a lot of guilds to house them allInevitably after 1-2 months the honeymoon wears off and people quit en masseMany guilds end up cannibalizing each other as a result just based on the fact that there's way less players and too many guilds
>>545047285
>Failing a training with Golshi
An anon here told me he sent me an invite but after leaving my club I can't see any invites?
>>545046902it's missing baseball mcqueen but otherwise it's a pretty good guide
>>545047193anon, every sloptuber told you that nice nature wit drops off after MANT.
>>545047172Your mitosis?
>run going well except no rainbows>fuck it fan run>rainbows start appearing>ok, I guess I can sa>rainbows disappear>fuck it fan run>rainbows show up againIt might not be your fault but I still blame you special week
>>545046902>have kitasan and good SRs (your path to obtain this is up to you)>All in hard on the FM/maru banner (two sparks minimum)>hang out until pasa >Hang out until almond eyeIt's that simple. How you want to deal with stamina is up to you.
>>545046916>Only need to get two directly from the gacha to max her out45% chance for 30k, 60% for 40kchances aren't good at all
>>545046960cannibalizing over what? the 0 people joining?
>>545047207Here's a whole lot of numbers, the game is funny and after you select your first parent, opening the parent selection again makes it immediately calculate the total affinity for all other possible parents you could click, so it spams me with 200 lines of this.
>>545047285it's also very interesting how every intelligent and high quality post is accompanied by an image of Gold Ship
>>545046902Where are the good SRs?
>>545046173teiofags are the two extremes i know because im f2poor>broke f2p niggas>2000$ spender
Looked through the timeline and after the Kitasan rerun the next times I'm interested in rolling support cards are June for Agnes Tachyon + Light Hello and July for Maruzensky + Fine MotionIts gonna be a long period of saving
>>545047278desu mant seems so dogshit I'm purposely all-inning at the moment because I might as well burn out when that happensAoharu looks fun so I'm still full of steam
>>545047004Huh? I answered your question, the emperor has D cups.
>>545047635your options are welfare and luckshitting into them when you roll the meta card banners
>>545046902>decide between SMaru or Tachyon>spark twice on either>use the rest on ramonuand you're set for the whole next yearthat shrimple
>>545044352usa iwara to find some good videos bro
>>545047278MANT is only 4 month so just skip it and play other scenarios or other games?
>>545047278I seriously can't tell what's supposed to be bad about MANT. Based on people's descriptions here, it's bad because you have to race nonstop? Danchou already makes me do that anyway.
>>545047509Do you know how the game calculates base affinities?I've been thinking of making a parent planner using the veteran data from the game but I can't find a formula for it.
>>545047664thats the natural order of thingsafter bourbon a lot of players feel "done" roling for umas since a lot of the umas in year 2-3 aren't very popular, so many dedicated players take that time to really power up their support card decks
>>545047702creek breastfeeding me
>>545047278What if and hear me out on that one, what if I just play other scenarios during the mandatory MANT time? The game doesnt force you to do it.
>>545047927according to players from past servers, it's bad because the careers take legitimately an hour. URA is only a 15-20 mins and people can't stomach that.
>>545047929https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1bcN4Ic5Ab42LQA9PAe8gymzSoVHnag7x8b79-T3ieXE/edit?usp=drive_link
>>545044352it's koikatsu slopjust torrent the game and you can make your own uma material. I've done it myself and I can testify that it's pretty easy
>>545047816tachyon is a very good card but I still side with maruzen because her banner is shared with fine motion, kind of a big deal
>>545046271Easily a Japanese H or I
>>545046902>Cards are only good at MLB>Need 60-90k carats for decent odds to MLBthis shit fucking sucks
>>545048106don't we get free pulls on tachyon? does she even need to be MLB? she's mostly there for scenario link.
>missing one star for a star unlock>shows up in my last daily shopthere goes my luck for the day.
>>545047842>>545048062If you're "skipping" mant, that means you're also skipping all CMs during that time, as well as having your parents fall behind.You'll also choke to the ultra-legend races they add later on. What exactly would you be doing at that point... farming daily carrots?
>>545048106Personally, I'm using all my tickets and uncaps on FM so by that point I'll already have it at MLB.
>>545047278Uma is serious gameThe weak will fall
On your left is pain to proc
>>545047929That list of baseParts you see all the parts that go into the base affinity, and it's a huge list of small individual factors (i.e. similar aptitudes, active years etc). I've seen a JP source detailing all the different affinity groups that exist before, but I can't find it right now.>>545048070You might be able to steal the base affinity calculation from here, but this sheet is also incorrectly adding race affinity bonus between parent 1 and parent 2, which doesn't exist before second anniversary. Base affinity between parent 1 and parent 2 exists.
>>545048289>farm dailies>roll for cute umas>enjoy their careersshrimple as that
>He's saving carats for cards getting release 2 years from now>He thinks Uma Global will be a thing 2 years from nowholy lmao
>>545048248tachyon is a really good speed card by itselfit gets powercrept but it's a full year later
>>545047927>>545048069As the other anon said, one hour careers are fucking brutalit's also the fact that actual optimal MANT play will leave your uma in an awful mood half the run, so it genuinely feels like you're torturing your beloved uma
>>545048154
>>545046902this is cope on some cards, the CB wit card is a amazing, specially if you are a end closer enjoyer at it works at lb1 already, also ramonu wit card powercreeps every other wit card released before
There's a mouse in my wall, how do i deal with itAlso umamusume for this feel?
Thank you Kaichou
>>545048289Oh no... what will I do...
>>545047713proofs?
when free support 10 pulls?????
>>545048493Bro, I play actual EoS-bait dead games that still somehow won't quit depite having a playerbase of like 60 people.If the dogshit I play won't EoS, Uma won't.
>>545048518I already said I have to do that every day to meet my quota. Okay, maybe they're not quite an hour each, but yeah mood is awful 90% of the run after debut, danchou says it doesn't matter how they feel as long as they win the prize money.
I'm trying to build King Halo (End) for Virgo but I think it's going to break me.Her career is full of races she sucks at.End running sprints is masochism.Her unique is balls.Her affinities are balls.But at least getting 901 pow should be straightforward enough.
>>545048657
>>545048289I'm just collecting umasDoing some extra stuff like CM can be fun but it's an extra
>>545048616
>>545048645She has some really nice calves
>>545048745>End running sprints is masochism.pro tip you don't have to use your cm running style during the actual career
>>545048747She is the cutest uma of them all and I will not hear anything else.
>>545048737what did she mean by this
Consider human women
>>545048738chatting with roleplayers is fucking annoyingdo you actually want to talk about the game or ERP
i want to marry this brathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMpj-lNBGzE
>>545048289>If you're skipping this you'll also be skipping some of the biggest bullshit grind in the gameTHE HORROR!
>>545048721https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/characters/rankings/threesize/cup
It's fluffy uma season, post fluff
Where is art of Rudolf’s sweaty drawers hugging her ass?
>>545047278the only reason im burning out because building front runner aces is a fucking rng shitfestthe spark system is the most retarded thing about this game. farming parents is already completely numbing but then having to keep building aces with a 1/100 chance to get all the sparks you need is straight up diabolicalonce you have parents, skill inheritance on aces should be guaranteed.
>>545048873the problem is that they don't consider me.
>>545048893I love this song
What the FUCK
>>545048997>building fronts before they release ones with groundwork in their awakeningswhy
Meisho......DOTO!
>>545048891>do you actually want to talk about the game or ERPDo you even know what the E in ERP stands for? It's the truth that my 1M+ fan runs are longer than a usual career and that the uma is in awful mood 90+% of the time after debut.
>>545049009imagine being so jealous of high schoolers that you save a webm to wallow in self pity
>>545048873torenas are meant to mate with other torenas
>>545048873Ew
Fuck Belno
>>545049136metadogs only know chase, no think. there are people that pulled bikini hag while not having their own seiun sky.
>>545048961
>>545049136its the only way to guarantee cm titles right nowmissed cm title = game ending brickbecause cygames are retarded fucking kikes and make titles a FOMO shitfest
>>545048737tell me... are my prestissisters still hanging in there....I don't have any hild pictures saved on this new drive it's over
>>545048745Why End? Late is fine. You can borrow NN now for a guaranteed OYL rather than fishing for Spurt. Eishin Flash is a good Speed card that gives you Late skills. Going End with King serves no purpose other than memes.
>>545049169That w mouth is 70% of her appeal
Yeah... sure glad I didn't fall for the fronts meme...
I'm fine doing ace runs, i can abandon them halfway if i see no rainbows or no stat S.But give me autoplay for parent runs...
>>545049256desu i dont have sky and its been finesky is BY FAR the uma most autistically parent grinded, so you can already find multiple sky parents with 8* groundwork and a billion G1 wins, better to grind a non-sky parent
Getting Falco to turf A is scary... She can steamroll just about anything but long races...
>>545049169Doto......RAPE!
Which do I cleet first: club Rice Shower, club Narita Brian, or Summer Event Daiwa Scarlet?>>545048069How the fuck are you completing URA in 15-20? 30 is fast for me and if I get distracted or have difficult decisions it turns into 40.
>>545049339It's technically still there, but effectively a ghost town inhabited by 3 people
>>545049667>How the fuck are you completing URA in 15-20?Your 60fps mod and autoclicker???
>>545043359I look like Tamamo Cross when I'm behind the paddock.
>>545049667nta but I clear my Teio runs in 20 minutes or less
>>545049626Falco users are the most dedicated umadols.
>>545049761*rapes you*
>>545049667>How the fuck are you completing URA in 15-20i can do my 3 borrowed runs in my hour break, with 10 minutes to spare on my phone, just memorize event choices
>>545048961I'll post my luna-wife instead.
>>545049263Cute fluffy chrono!
>>545049626turf falco has the comfiest career
I think Falco posters are faggots.
>>545049626This is why all future versions of falco get FORCED to stay on dirt (kinda lame)
>>545048616>uma musume for this feel?Gold Ship would kick holes in your walls while trying to help you get rid of the mouse
>>545049667play on phone
I think falco posters and curren posters should have sex together and work out their differences
>>545049309you can just get it next year??
>>545049887this post reeks of devilry.
Join CunnyInc.everyone is welcome to join, no rules, just put /uma/ in your profile and apply
>>545049971How can they get forced to stay on dirt?
>>545049971How does she get forced
>>545049985I half expect the mouse to have been placed in your walls by gold ship in that case
Cute
waiting warmly for mejiro RYAN to get her AMAZING and PERFECT alt skin added to global. i WILL have 90k saved up to triple SPARK if necessary so that i can GUARANTEE 5 starring HER
>>545050094>>545050109her ult in future versions literally have a dirt track requirement.
>>545036473I applied
>>545049887I think faggot posters are Falco>>545050109skills that only activate on dirt
>>545049721is this ai?
>>545049792>>545049868I mean I could do it with both parents on initial inspiration (sparks are shit, but whatever). I just did to get her that turf win in career, but its just a walk in the park. Even easier than Maru >>545049971I just checked her alts. These bastards locked her uniq. to dirt only. THEY FEAR THE SMART BIRD
>>545049887close your legs you whore
>>545050221>herthat's a boy
>>545049626Yeah I love training falco, it's so easy and runs are always quick and comfy cuz she bulldozes through all of them. She can even bruteforce kikuka sho for the triple crown which is funny to see
>>545048913>Kris S is bigger than ScarletWTF
>>545050094>>545050109skills and uniques that only work on dirt or are nerfed if not on dirt.
>>545050075
>>545050221>Hair isn't fixed>Showing less skin (sex appeal is her only appeal)>Not wearing a paper bag over her faceno thanks
>>545049309Just don't fall for this fomo shit?Nobody cares about them after first CM.
>>545049842This is like the 7th time TM Opera O has raped me, I want her GONE.
>>545049119I lost all the daily races today...
Dumb Falcon lost. Thank you for everyone that voted for #Curren.
You know how seiun sky is like THE SUPER ULTIMATE PARENT for frontrunners?Are there any other upcoming umas that are god-tier parents like that?
>one day until round 1 of Leo>still hunting medium-S on gold shitanons, i dunno if i can do this for the next... *checks notes*... forever.
>>545050301I was thinking about doing that for the classic crown. Does she have anything special for that? And how'd you do it?
>>545050467Mejiro Jobber for lateGODs
>>545047372i made the image, where would you add it?
>>545049971turfbabies FEAR the umadol
>>545049309that bandage got mostly ripped off with cm1 though? Very few people care about "account purity" anymore, there are 2 people in the history of the game across all servers that got a perfect run on the zodiac CMs, cool your autism.
>>545050467dober if you are a end/late enjoyernishino flower if you are a pace enjoyer
>>545050540>Mejiro JobberNot narrowing it down here.
>>545050430the fuck is this image
>mfw a hoebag posts near me
why is there a random dog at the school? First cows now canines?
>>545050382Even if you get fomo'd taurus plat is available twice a year every year as long as we're on accelerated schedule
>>545050301I realized the other day that Smart Falcon's dress looks vaguely like the source engine missing texture pattern and now I always see it when I look at her dress
>>545050438>VotedOh, you mean THIS POAL?I KEPT IT OPEN FROM YESTERDAY, NICE TRY REVISIONIST!
>>545050221Long hair and you buy me
>>545050467Mejiro Dober for Late Surgers, she's a better Ryan.>>545049478While somewhat true I'm just frustratingly unlucky and never get Distance S and only having 3 tries a day is making that even more annoying
>>545050723link it I want to vote on this issue
>class-6 line is nearly at 500k
>>545050729chattel slavery is illegal, anon
stop falseflagging i-i mean curren chan is friends with falco!!!!
>>545050051you cantnext year title gives you a star on the existing titleafter that cygames phase out named titles and make them genericyou lose a single cm = permanent brick
>>545050589now results get posted for like 12 hours CM ends and are never brought up again which is kinda funny considering how some obsess over their aces/parents/whatever
>>545050595is dober unique (inherited) better than ryan?>>545050595Is flower unique (inherited) better than red shift?
>>545050665the academy is full of autist
>>545050761>Mejiro Dober for Late Surgers, she's a better Ryan.Wait, so the 40+ hours I've spent trying to get a good Ryan parent were wasted?
>>545050539Usually it's a lot easier with just one gold stam skill like maestro but by the time I do it I usually have high enough stats so it's unneeded. Only times I haven't gotten it were due to late starts or getting brocked but otherwise it's been pretty good
>>545049309Don't the CMs and their respective badges repeat every year anyway?>>545050665Don't forget Nature and Oguri's cats.
>>545050723Wow you're right umadol run this shit
>>545038339bwo they just nap at the infirmary what did you expectI wish my depression goes away with 1 nap
>>545050848god i hate this stupid fucking face they make when they fail that
>>545050946No, late surgers will run both
>>545050946Not really, you will probably be using both of them.
>>545050882so you're telling me since I already jobbed and got 2nd in Gemini I never have to worry about CMs ever again? damn that's lucky
>>545050848if your score isnt at least this, you may as well accept bouncing back and forth between 5 and 6 for the next several weeks at least
>>545050868the only reason why all the girls get along well is because cyjews is too scared to piss off the owners
>>545050946there's 2 parent slots and always the cheeky grandparent anon
>>545037037I'll check back with you in 20 hours depending on if Danchou actually comes back or if they're MIA for the 3rd day in a row
>>545050848STOP THE COUNT!
>>545051001WHY DID THEY GET SICK FROM GOING TO BED IN THE FIRST PLACE?ALL LIVING CREATURES SLEEP DAILY, WHY ARE THE BEDS IN THE UMA MUSUME UNIVERSE DISEASE-RIDDEN AND ON TOP OF AN INDIAN BURIAL GROUND?COULD (You) IMAGINE IF YOU HAD A 10% CHANCE EVERY TIME YOU SLEPT YOU GOT VIOLENTLY ILL IN THE MORNING???
>dober skill is le good bwooooooo!>conditions: don't get rushedfuck off
>>545038339jap obsession with bullshit layers of rng
>>545051001>bwo tranny>depressedwhoa no way
>>545050946anon, there's this magical thing called using both as grandparents/parents, so 4 shots to use both
>>545051185WITGAMEjust don't get rushed?
Is the future of making parents basically Ryan + Maruzensky in nearly everything
>>545051224wtf bwo wude
>>545051185>just not getting rushedYou are like a baby
>>545051045in a way yes but at the same time your account is impureany financial investment into it is basically a negative
>>545050589The big problem about CMs is that noone knows how many people got the title so it's really unclear how prestigious and cool is this achievement.For clubs it's clear there are only 3000 people on the server in S clubs.There are only top 100 people class 6 TT, visible to everyone.There are ???? people that won their title. Kinda lame for what is often referred as "real pvp", because clearly TT and club rating are more "real pvp" because they have limited rewards.
>>545050836>No linkDumb falcon posters are cowards..SAD
>>545050660me on the right doing my best to be on good terms with everyone so no drama ensues in the club but they're a terrible actor so they end up looking like the odd one instead furthering my reputation and destroying theirs just as planned ^-^
>>545051093>>545050848>>545051140these scores are all about to get table flipped in a week since players will be able to make actual good (non-witgod) S rank umas now.
>>545051185If you get rushed you're basically fucked anyway
all my homies hate gold ship
>>545050678"We will stone you to death">>545050665GIMME THE CUTE DOGS, ALL OF THEM!
>>545051401https://poal.me/qeb3qb
>>545050868My name is C-Not important, I just want to say Falco a shit, a SHIT!
>>545051001>Uma injures herself during a rest week by not sleeping>Sleeps in the infirmary and is still injured
>>545051464post this for a cm room oh wait you can't cause fronts are shit
Seeing moments like this is why I love CM test lobbies
>>545051185It's literally just ryan but you can be 5 or 6 to trigger it and you can't be rushed and also the final corner can't start before the late race or the skill is useless... yeah ok
>>545051463Stamlet detected.
What the fuck is wrong with Taychon?
Grass...
>>545051464>image taken from twitter trainers who think winning a legend race is a massive achievement since they can't even fathom capping speedThey literally call people who get to 1200 speed whales with 0 irony
>>545051573Host a room right now
>>545051303I want Eishin to treat me like a baby
Which uma would gladly sit on my face after a race?
>>545051580never ask an uma player why the clip ends before the finish line
>>545051725Like all of them?
>>545050589>there are 2 people in the history of the game across all servers that got a perfect run on the zodiac CMsOK and those accounts are worth millions compared to even the 99% perfect accounts that missed 1 titleyou underestimate the market value of perfect collectionist accounts
>>545051580That whole final corner is completely incomprehensible if all your umas activate their uniques at the same time. It is pretty wild to have all that happen and then still lose
>>545051635>t. sub-300 witlet
Seiun Sex
>21/30>Still no new toreinasIt's actually owarida...
>>545051580Looks like 1st Maru missed the A&S wit check desu
>>545051580>inherting the dogshit top gun unique on a late surger>it actually procstruly the most shocking part of this whole webm
>>545050868she literally and rightfully calls curren out on her whoredom
>>545051914bokumanko love
>>545051880>Those accounts are worth millionsOh it's you again, that guy who thinks gacha accounts are some prestigious commodity.
me when i am brushing my teeth and i fucking sneeze
did someone say cm4 room I'm not seeing it cm4 rooms doko
>>545048493Cygames literally makes more money from uma global than JP nowhttps://www.pocketgamer.biz/umamusume-pretty-derby-hits-25bn-after-most-lucrative-day-in-four-years/
What are some universally good parent umas to grind with? OG Maru, Pasa, Oguro, Ryan, Rudolf.. who else? Nothing to do till Aoharu so might as well do runs for something
>>545051769pls andastd entire clip is 42 seconds long
>>545051880this bit again. No one is buying a gacha account for smurfed titles. They'll buy it for like meta umas and cards loaded already
>>545051951>>dogshit top gun unique>he doesn't know wedding maya's ult is a more consistent Pump Iron
>>545051880
>2 weeks and best I could manage is 11,5k Oguri with medium SFronts and Pacers hate me. I wanna go back to training backliners(except Golshi)
>>545052035ive never joined an /uma/ cm room because they fill up too fast :(idk how you select that fast
>>545051914Seiun would do this
>>5450516672700 foals
>>545051880i think at most you'd get like $1000which when proportioned to the amount of effort involved is a pretty raw deal
is there an event mlb stamina card anytime soon?
>>545041604I got extremely drunk on Halloween and dumped 100 pulls on the Wit Naicha banner and got her at MLB. I feel like I've cursed myself for the rest of the year. Then again maybe it was just making up for how I sparked the Super Creek banner and only got 3 copies of her...
Here's a room34482813
>>545052197literally in 3 days
>>545052089>more consistent pump ironthe timing window is often worse though
>>545052052Taiki for SFV and Oguri is just good parent
>>545052164then host your own
>>545052260every single timei can never play with /uma/
>>545036473What's "active"?
>>545041604they will tell you that riko is a must pull and nice nature is skip then do this
>>545052260>Late>Late>End>Pace>Late>End>Pace>Late>LateUhh frontbros??
>>545052453login daily and do your dailies
>>545052428don't worry, Oguri/Gold Ship/SMaru probably won as always
>>545050946Besides what others have said, there are tracks where Ryan works and Dober does not. The opposite is not true.
>>545052089>>545052304>Get both>RNG on positioning helps one proc the other or vice versa
>>545052009>>545052085you guys have no fucking idea about the marketdo you think a saudi prince cares if the account is meta loaded? he can just swipe banners until he gets all cards and umas he wantsbut he cant buy cm titles that are no longer here. his account is imperfectyou underestimate how autistic rich people are about these things
i have been retaining my carat load for 5 months and may continue to retain for another 2.my urologist is growing concerned.
>>545052538Fronts are rare in /uma/ I've noticed
>>545041604>>545052493that shit was VERY painful to watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEiry8fSu3A&t
CM4 room shotgun447629937211236950330542On my phone so someone else will have to post summaries >>545052428Host your own
>>545052493That toober said NN banner is good if you can afford 400 pulls into it tho
>nigga really thinks he's gonna sell his perfect account to a saudi prince
>>545052654i dont think you know rich people at all. enjoy your autism.
>>545052260>>545052538>2 Paces>No frontsPoor Taikibro got cucked out of shooting for victory
>>545052654Yes yes, we've seen this bit before Anon. The vast underground market of gacha game accounts.
>>545052260>Oinkeron
>>545052598Hey, that's my team!except I couldnt join the room either
>>545052453who this dog
>invest 10k into uma to ensure all titles>account worth 1M+ in 5 years timeis uma anti-inflationary?
>>545052863haven't seen him since Taurus rooms, is he still good?
>>545052747seriously, why would a saudi prince buy a fucking uma account, they don't need to play uma musume they literally gamble on real horse races.
>>545052538only whales use fronts
>>545052891uma accounts, like cs knives, are an investment vehicle.
>>545041765Paizuri
>>545051308Any financial investment into your account is a negativeI say this having invested quite a lot
>>545053028I thought they just buy horses rather than gamble.Why play uma if you can buy a real racehorse
>>545052696>72112369 >1 late>3 frontRare lobby
>>545053151its not if you just keep winning cms
>>5450526961 slot left in 44762993
>>545052260 (You)
>>545052891the only money in gacha account selling anymore is on the front end with reroll accounts, and the chink server farms have moved into and taken over that territory.
>>545053038No, the real issue is that fronts are just a bigger pain in the ass to create, ESPECIALLY for anything longer than mile. You can get a halfway usable golshi or oguri for a tenth of the effort.
78773865MY FIRST ROOM FOR /uma/ COME RACE THE CAP (as in peak)Except all 3 of my umas aren't A+ lmao
>>545052990>>545053298
>>545052796She proc'd it somehow. My Doto on the otherhand goofed up.
ARE YOU READY TO MAKE MONEY???https://poal.me/blbdarhttps://poal.me/blbdarhttps://poal.me/blbdar
this guy is gonna suck-start the business end of a shotgun if he loses a CM and his dreams of unloading it on an oil prince are dashed.
>stumbles into a 6 A+ uma room
>>54505269672112369 results. I'm too lazy to post stats
>>545053420>paddock only gave ogurin 3rd favoredWTFdamn you guys have really good umas
>>545052863If you only ever rolled for supports and rerolled for kita/creek you can end up with both at MLB. If you have 3 MLB SSRs on 3 different banners that's another story.
>>545053442Yeppers, that's a decemeber dom golshi alright
I am now smart falcon pilled and will cherish my umadol forever!
>>545052538building fronts was burning me out seiun is my favorite uma but im not dealing with that shit
Yep....pers?
>>545053703Polling is a scam just as much as green woman
>>545053420>>545043987LMFAO PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN IN FINALS
>>545053793she is love
>>545053564Yeah but do you also have the very first event title?
>>545053759
Funny how i never lose to Maru if she procs angling. But always lose to Seiun if she procs angling.
>>545053576no anon, he's going to be the third person in history to have a flawless platinum account. CMs are like G1 races, even if you get plat in 6 of them you're just a loser like Goldship and you don't even get a special shoutout in Legend-Changer.
>>545054013cute family
>>545053932nyo..
>>545053703>>545053420>Cap (As in peak) lostBros...the winner got fucking lucky 7s LMAO
>>545053810If you wanna do fun stuff with Seiun, in MANT you can get a title for having every graded race trophy on just one uma. You can get all but the ones with scheduling conflicts right now already to prepare, and beating the sprint+dirt races with her is a fun side project to distract yourself from the endless CM grind.
I thought 2 recovery golds would be another gaslight, but it's not if you're testing out in these damn CM rooms
Kitasan rerollers will never catch up
bread>>545054289>>545054289>>545054289
>>545054137>reroller scumthe saudis won't like it
>>545054141>you will lose finals to a lucky 7 front runner
>>545054106thank you
>>545054026Well it is twice as powerful as the inherited version
>>545054026probably has something to do with seiun's angling being twice as strong.
>>545044908If she's so sexy then post her having SEX
I cant login to uma, and pixiv wont loadaaaaaa
