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Konatamiku Edition

>News
Scream Fortress 2025 is live: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=254063
Thermal Thruster reverted: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=255953
MvM update progress: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=252400

>Official Sites
Blog: https://teamfortress.com
Wiki: https://wiki.tf

>Frag With /tf2g/
When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.
tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)
Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/
>Other 4chan Servers
Weeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)
Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)
Konata: konata.tf (EU)

>Resources
FAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7t
Mods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADk
Preview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfview
HUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/
Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8S
Trading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/
Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4
Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/
Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/servers
Creators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbE
tf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96

>Competitive
News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv
Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eL
Leagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq

>Previous Thread
>>544707627
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konata my beloved
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EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
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Pyro is a male character.
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>>545084936
i'm kind of like konata when you think about it
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>>545085060
Unemployed?
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>>545084994
Have you seen his wenis?
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I've never watched lucky star
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Pyro is a female character.
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Anime won (again).
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ANOTHER FUCKING DUPLICATE
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>>545085141
Why are his lips so big?
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>>545085171
trvke

>>545084994
debunked by snopes
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>>545084994
At birth yes refer to snopes
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>>545085171
At birth and still is yes refer to snopes
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pyro is a trans woman and we support her
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>>545085721
not everyone is trans just because you are
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>>545085887
I don't like fempyro mate, sounds like you're projecting
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>>545085990
you can not like something without being an obsessed schizo about it
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He’s so perfect bros
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>>545086084
sounds like you're still projecting, i'm going to go play TF2 now.
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>>545085392
sex with fempyro
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>>545085887
I'm just joking around...
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>>545086381
it's okay I forgive you

>>545086313
many are saying this
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>>545085887
but pyro is...
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>>545086685
proof?
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You can call me... da Frostah
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3596258814
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>>545087675
emporium slop, no thanks.
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>>545087675
>pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
looool
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Nice shootin tex!
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>>545088043
>>545088252
Sorry boys, da mobstah will get in da game even if we haveta put 'im in every holiday
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Did Zesty win yet?
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>>545088396
This shit is not getting added man, it's just not it.
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Snowfall is such a pretty map. I can't wait to play it again next month.
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>>545088927
So you think, we'll make Valve an offer dey can't refuse
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>>545088976
i wish winter maps were year round because coldfront and barnblitz are my favorite maps
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>>545088976
I wish it didn't have the Christmas stuff in it, just the snow at night.
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Cant wait to play coal pit again by Aar
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>>545087675
no forced santa costume and giant presents to make him the santuh? Yep thats a ignore for Eric
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14 points until my last scream fortress contract is over. i will report back on my thoughts soon.
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>>545087675
Updooted
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>>545084936
vroom
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>>545089057
Shit your diapers and bombard the workshop with votes?
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>>545093128
We sent Eric one of his precious pink cookies cut in half... he'll get da message
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>>545087675
>slop modes just so these faggots can get paid
how about these niggas get a real job, huh?
ever think of that?
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>>545091437
got a duplicate then transmuted my duplicates to get another duplicate. fuck my shit up.
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>>545092858
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>>545093320
Was (modern) vip that bad? I was too busy with payload to test when it came out.
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>>545089975
I think it's cute honestly. Even though it's simple but giving all the wire entities fairy lights is really nice, gives a little holiday flare to the non seasonal maps and some of it just looks really funny too.
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It is literally impossible to play doublecross in 2025
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>>545094463
I found it fun. More maps for it would've been appreciated.
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>>545096460
HOLY PLAP
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>>545096492
>HOLY
um quite the opposite as you can see
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>>545096460
I see...
Nice pic btw
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>>545096545
SATANIC PLAP
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>>545096460
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Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
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>>545098527
Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
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>>545098918
this but also konata
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>Look at the Github they're using for bug fixes
>There are bugs that have been in the game for years that have detrimental effects on gameplay and are easily documented and fixable
>Instead we get "Fixed a bug that causes Medics to have .035% slower Uber charge rate while in spawn and near a taunting player covered in jarate -- Thanks to CumGargler420 for the fix"
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>>545098918
this butt also shupos
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>>545099861
Thanks, and have fun.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
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>>545084826
this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
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>>545101803
um yeah it does... it's literally the menu screen...
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>>545101803
You forgot to post this last thread too.
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>>545101913
Konata and Miku aren't in TF2.
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>>545102064
no i didn't >>544735775
i've just been busy so I haven't been posting it at the start of the thread like I usually do
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>>545102192
that's irrelevant, it still has something to do with tf2 by virtue of being literally the menu screen
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have you been fragging anons?
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How do I make this shit look good?
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>>545103606
it looks good already?
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>>545102670
I got pissed off at my Halloween cosmetic pull so i'm dipping out until wutville returns
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>>545103783
babymaking sex with amy
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>>545102670
Always. Keep. FRAGGING.
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>>545103783
>>545103916
i don't know what any of that means. I've still not played halloween mode in casual for years
>wutville
based take

>>545103976
sir yes sir
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>>545102478
Nu-uh, if it has an anime girl in it it undoes everything TF2 related in the image.
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>>545106813
undoes? or makes it better? *hums*
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Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
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>>545110248
because you're still here
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>>545110287
and so are you apparently.
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>>545110368
I'm not even the first person to say that
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>>545093703
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>>545087675
Just when I thought I was out, the pull me back in
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What's the deal with 4 fresh install players on a team on every server just not spawning in? How are they profiting?
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EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF BLOOPANDER!
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New class idea: Drone Operator.
Builds and then deploys kamikaze unmanned aerial vehicles. Sort of like a cross between the engineer and the sniper.
But fun to play against, because the drones need line of site to operate.

The drones do not look too much like modern drones, they fit in with tf2's artstyle.

What this idea has over other ideas for 10th classes is that it is a real type of military personnel that exists in the real world.
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why did they revert thermal thruster shit
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>>545119296
A few people complained and Valve apparently doesn't have the balls to keep an exploit fixed if people whine (see: quickswitching unusuals)
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>>545119389
kinda makes sense because whales spend money on unusuals, doesn't make sense on the thermal thruster because only autists trying a gimmicky strat care
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3 NIGAS
ON CART
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Reminder if you spot a thermal exploiter on the enemy team he always takes minicrits from the reserve shooter and direct hit, make him sit down like a dog
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I love bro tf2 bros
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>>545099861
probably because Eric doesn't want to merge any changes that might piss off the player base, he literally reverted the thermal thruster fix because pyro fags complained about it
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i still can't join games, what the fuck? it's been like 4 days and it's always stuck on queued for casual. does anybody have a fix for this? already did answers from google, uninstalled and reinstalled, verified game files, removed my custom and cfg folders.
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Pyro killed Team Fortress 2.
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b3nnyxisters?
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>>545127008
i don't get it
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>>545102670
Nice fragger
based
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>>545124898
>on github
>"REEEEE THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT WHY AM I ONE SHOT OUT OF THE AIR FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT
>new update!
>removed the direct hit and reserve shooter -Eric
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>giftapult a rare-yet-cheap item
>name's unique so I manage to find the recipient
>some F2P kid playing on skial servers
feels good
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New bot just dropped
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>>545130181
how many years before valve does something about the tf2 bot crisis of 2026
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Anyone else bought description tags in bulk to transmute and still didn't get the hat you wanted or was it only my nephew?
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>>545129581
I always giftapult tuxxys cause it looks neat paired with the ghastly gibus.
They also always land on trade bots…
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>>545084826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Beq4ITux2bs
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>>545127008
Real recognizes real
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>>545127008
Welp, mod's gonna die in a month.
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>>545099861
I submit a lot of PR yet Valve doesn't accept any of them.
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>>545127008
It's honestly so tragic how like 98% of players never even played the game without hats and other nonsense.
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>>545137308
On the other hand, why kind of lunatic want less weapons?
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>>545137390
usecase for Rift weapons?
usecase for Grordbort weapons?
usecase for Demoknight weapons?
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>>545137390
Less... Is more
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>>545137585
Usecase for players?
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A poor little pigeon faceplanted besides me outside of work. It was flapping it's wings and it was struggling to fly. Picked it up, gave it some bread, pet it until they were comfortable enough to trot back out again

Made me feel like the Medic from TF2, nursing a thing back to full health. Shame I won't be able to pop an Uber charge on it to keep him safe from Falcons diving in for a meal
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>>545139343
i'm sure you'll feel better after your regular viewing of human beings getting brutalized on camera
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>>545144515
Funny enough, I just finished perusing through the rekt thread on /gif/ like 30 minutes ago while waiting on some delayed truck deliveries
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what a surprise
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>spy players
>medic players
>heavy players
Who's getting the most suffering?
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TF2: Gold Rush seems like it's going to flop. Their vision isn't clear and well defined, and seems rather subjective.

Their cherrypicked weapon choices also seem very questionable, when they could have gone with blanket reverts. Also, I've heard that they are going to do custom balancing with the weapons (Wrangler doesn't have a shield anymore???).

To me, this looks like an ego-trip by whoever's in charge and gets thrown around alot by e-celebs. It will be forgotten in a week or two.
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>>545144734
>

>>545144808
Medic players. The great ones, such as myself, are always on the lookout for a good team to heal and a good pocket to pop Kritz on. Unfortunately, we're stuck with a bunch of dipshit cunts who, if they get two kills for one pop, we feel lucky that they're not the usual reprobates that often get 0-1 kills
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not your blog
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>>545145183
I feel like getting 2 kills isn't that bad. It's awesome when you can cart wipe, but the game just always has a bunch of random stuff. And if you're against a team with above 90 iq, they usually don't all stand next to each other.
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Team Fortress 2 Classic
Pre-Fortress 2
Team Fortress 2: Gold Rush

What else is there?
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>>545145851
I'm content with 2 if one of them is like a Medic or Scout. 3 is ideal. 6+ is prime Kritz poppage. So here's a good scenario. Gold Rush Stage 3, point 1. When we're defense and holding around the corner, we'll jump turn and pick off the team attempting to push in to the cart and hopefully pick off their Uber building and their Engie nest
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>>545146146
They're all made by retarded devs and shilled by retarded e-celebs with no clear goal and plan. End of story. They should just shut the fuck up and actually try developing something good, like how old Valve said nothing about making their games and focusing on perfecting it.
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Who do you pocket?
A. Whoever has the most expensive cosmetics
B. Whoever is top scoring
C. Whoever has the highest rank badge
D. Heavy
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>>545126717
How so?
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>>545147227
Top scorer > Heavy > Highest ranking badge > Expensive cosmetics

Unfortunately for the Team Fortress 2 playerbase, trader mains buy the hats first then learn the class. I mained Medic and Pyro for an extended amount of time first before I spent chump change on a loadout for 'em. It's happened so often when I find a fellow trader, pop Kritz on them, and they can hardly get 1 kill with their farmed Australium
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>>545147227
Rotate between topscorer/best player, whoever is situationally strong, and whoever is injured. Pocketing 100% of the time is often suboptimal and you should ideally be healing and overhealing most of your team.
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>>545147227
The clueless f2p because it's fun watching their reaction to suddenly becoming indestructible.
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>>545147227
gun spy > engineer > everyone else
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>>545145030
>Wrangler doesn't have a shield anymore???
Also dead ringer uses the pre gun mettle variant but doesn't have ammo pickup
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It's insane how wore the game is just from the scorch shot existing.
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>>545149025
That weapon only annoys snipers.
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>>545147227
Since we're talking about randos...
Quickplay (bottom of the barrel skill-wise) - anyone with a non-retarded loadout, usually using quick-fix.
Cum-unity servers (low-mid skill) - more often than not i can see some people have proper game-sense that try to communicate, so, those, depends on medigun.
Lobbies (lmao tf2c is still somewhat alive) - demo usually, but it's been like 8 years ago.
Also having high kills on a strange wep helps a little.
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>>545147227
>pocket
I'm not a bad Medic
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>>545149131
>giving the 'close-range class' a secondary weapon that does 80 damage at any range, without fall-off
>almost as powerful the grenade launcher, except you don't even have to get direct hits, and it fires in a straight line with infinite range
>and it has a faster projectile and reload speed than the rocket launcher, meaning it's a better weapon than the rocket launcher at most ranges

Be honest, you only get your opinions from youtubers and have never critically thought about the game by yourself.
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>>545145030
>>Their cherrypicked weapon choices also seem very questionable, when they could have gone with blanket reverts. Also, I've heard that they are going to do custom balancing with the weapons (Wrangler doesn't have a shield anymore???).
Source? I'm not going to register Dicksword just to read devs' comments on the mod
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question to 404unf:

do you know anything about current state of TDC? From what I heard cucks cancelled the mod right after SDK was released
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>>545103635
It's not that the hat looks bad but it's that I can't figure out any good loadouts with it.
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Pic related filtered millions.
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slop or not (if all strange)
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do you think they knew
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>>545152672
>sniper and demoman are okay but this isn't
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What's up fellow /tf2g/ Anons!

Check out this really neat workshop collection my friends and I made! A LOT of effort was put into this project, including the work of many notable workshoppers! I think it fits the style of the game well and is great for customization!

>a crapshooter charm on a highroller's rocket launcher would go SO hard fr

Please show your support with positive awards, upvotes and faves so it has a higher chance of being seen by Eric Smith and added for the MvM update!

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3598990880

Thank you and have a blessed day!
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>Trades can now be reversed if you were hacked or scammed
TF2 economy status?
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>>545155634
Wish they were more themed on TF2 and not just random shit.
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>>545155764
source? This means that dupes may be back
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>>545155764
Are you seriously telling me this wasn't always a thing?
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>>545155764
Zero change since both parties get their items back and the one who started the reversal is trade banned for a month. It's only with certain items to and a per game basis so I don't think TF2 even allows them yet. Only matters if you want to scam with IRL cash.
>>545155882
>>545155892
Became a thing a few months ago.
https://help.steampowered.com/en/faqs/view/365F-4BEE-2AE2-7BDD
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>>545155807
Umm... how about THIS one?

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3598918215

Made by the talented workshopper Chickenman! It looks so cool and I would use it on my strange factory new balloonicorn sniper rifle!
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>Chickenman!
can he get it to 16???
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>>545156849
Can you guys stop with that debunked nonsense? It was investigated already multiple times by numerous verified workshoppers.

He's not even banned from the Emporium or TF2 Maps, so clearly this was all a hoax by pedsty jesus to make the workshop look bad.
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Chickengate
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>>545152872
All strange makes it more slop than it would've been otherwise
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>>545147227
i don't pocket i mostly just juggle healthbars and pop kritz on whichever explosive class is nearby once i see three or more enemy gamers
i'm a simple medic with varying success rates
>>545147948
this is also hilarious, especially when it works
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>>545147227
The players with high skill aura.
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POST YOUR MAINS LOADOUT
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>>545167887
dear god...
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>>545152872
All strange makes it less slop than it would've been otherwise
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>>545167887
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Guy's I'm thinking!
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>>545171724
big if true
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>>545171724
well that's news
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>>545162297
Strange cosmetics are soul doe
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holy lel
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good cosmetics to pair with picrel? i like the hair but can never seem to find a misc i quite like to go with it
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>>545167887
No way in hell, there's so little active players I'd be bound to have someone bump into me to leak my shit and doxx me, nuu uuhhh
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>post my main loadout on /tf2g/
>pc suddenly starts making funny noises
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>>545162356
>especially when it works
it always works. seeing them freak out when the uber pops will never not be funny.
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>>545175306
we are already inside your walls
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>effortlessly destroy a team of noobs
>feel bad because they were probably just normal people trying to play the game and their desire to continue playing may have been shattered
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>>545176129
reeee empathy reeeeee
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>>545139343
Do you relate to the flying rat bagboy?
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>>545175306
Check ur inventory kid :^)
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>>545155634
I don't care if this anon is baiting negative responses I will still tell you to kill yourself

Anyway for others, there's shitty charm update these fags are making.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3598990880
this shit took 7 months by the way.
Weapon charms are extremely unpopular in any game they're in, this is a waste of time for everyone involved.
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>>545179374
>jesus christ guys we've spent 7ish months working on and off on this stuff.
Been working on a dispenser charm that didnt make it in due to time restraints...
So seeing all of you guys here just flat out insulting months of work and testing and experimenting just makes me hate this community more and more.
LMAO maybe don't spend 7 months making shitty keychains. Putting lots of time into something doesn't mean you'll make something good
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>>545167887
Here's one of 'em

>>545178818
My condolences to your parents and your teachers for not showing you how to read properly. It clearly states in the post "Made me feel like the Medic from TF2". It didn't say "Makes me feel like a pigeon", even if I am as adorable as one
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>>545155634
Personally I don't like weapon charms, at least not in tf2. They don't feel like they belong.
That aside, good job. The models themselves look pretty good.
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>>545179887
>Been working on a dispenser charm that didnt make it in due to time restraints...
It's a dispenser but downscaled. What time restraints? What the fuck?!
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>>545180625
why do you run the homowrecker instead of the powerjack
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>>545180721
the time constraint was special ed classes taking up his creative time, actually
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>complaining about something that doesn't belong
full steam ahead with the charms let's gooooo
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>>545180852
he's probably a pysister that gives blowjobs to engineers
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>>545180852
To fuck Spy players even more aside from simple spychecks and airblasts. Plus, I mained Genuine Maul for so long, I felt it was time to upgrade to another Collector's weapon
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>>545181264
Oh and I like destroying buildings faster
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I go by many names...but you can call me...Da Frostah
One location...one monumental payoff...
*Slams big bag of charms onto the table*
Whaddaya say, fellas?
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>>545181881
YES!
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>>545171724
We're!
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>>545084826
I legitimately cannot comprehend why people would play modern TF2 post 2016. If even a fraction of what happens to TF2 since 2016 happened to normalfag shit like GTA and Fortnite, people would riot.
>mannconomy encourages speculating chinks to run bots 24/7
>TF2 Casual single handedly made it near impossible to find a 45 minute game with a vanilla ruleset without resorting to meet ups
>Emporium is a literal tranny vote rigging mafia made up of smug two faced crybully passive aggressive sociopaths who wield toxic positivity as a sledgehammer THAT GET PAID TO RUIN THE GAME
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mobstah contracts on all-new community maps to get free charm crates... yesssss......
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>>545145030
Tf2 classic:
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>>545184475
SHUT THE FUCK UP they're adding charms into the game now! Aren't you excited? Stop complaining
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>>545184475
funny ragdoll and funny crit sound are one of the very few things that can still properly release dopamine into my brain
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>>545184475
First and third points don't matter as you can play the game while ignoring the cosmetic market.
Second point is avoidable by using community servers or queuing with friends.
Game is still fun, sorry not sorry.
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>>545184475
There's nowhere else to go.
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>>545184475
>I legitimately cannot comprehend
how retarded are you?
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>>545185691
>community
I still play on community servers from time to time, but the server browser is a literal wasteland of 32 player Skial and class limit inceltopia servers. You can't just hop on any random VANILLA server like pre2016 TF2. You have to coordinate with friends which is NOT reliable if you want a guarantee of a hour long full game of vanilla TF2.
>queuing with friends
the party system is broken dogshit
>cosmetics
I wasn't talking about cosmetics being a problem. I was talking about the shitty maps that make Casual even more unusable. The shit cosmetics are a MASSIVE problem VIDEO game-wise unless you just nuke all cosmetics from the game, which is bad if you like Valve cosmetics.
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>>545187006
>You can't just hop on any random VANILLA server like pre2016 TF2. You have to coordinate with friends which is NOT reliable if you want a guarantee of a hour long full game of vanilla TF2.
It's true that community servers are more dead than they once were but it's still possible to find vanilla or vanilla + weapon revert servers with a playerbase. You'll have better luck on weekends.
>the party system is broken dogshit
Works on my machine. It was broken in 2016-17 but I haven't had a problem queuing with friends in recent years.
>I was talking about the shitty maps that make Casual even more unusable.
Oh then you have even less of a point. People only play on the new maps for like 1 week (at most) before they all return to stock maps and the new maps start to turn brown. They increase the game's filesize but they otherwise might as well not exist. Save a config of the maps you want to queue for.
>The shit cosmetics are a MASSIVE problem VIDEO game-wise unless you just nuke all cosmetics from the game, which is bad if you like Valve cosmetics.
No they're not, they don't affect gameplay. And don't point to the Water Waders + clown pants combo like it somehow does (and is 2 out of 2000 cosmetics), it's been way overblown. In several thousands of hours playing I've only ever seen that loadout once and the Pyro died every time he tried to wander over. It's not some le epic spy disguise where if a Pyro is coming at you you're going to just ignore them and in actual gameplay you can still see the team colors.
If you just hate cosmetics being an eyesore (which is valid) you can nuke them from the game like you said but it doesn't have to be all of them, the no hats mods is customizable if you go in and remove the blank files for hats you want to keep.
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>>545184475
>>Emporium is a literal tranny vote rigging mafia made up of smug two faced crybully passive aggressive sociopaths who wield toxic positivity as a sledgehammer THAT GET PAID TO RUIN THE GAME
This is really the only negative, casual works fine for me and i don't care about gooks being bugpeople.
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>>545184475
there isn't really an alternative
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>>545187006
>32
It's 64 now.
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>>545084826
guys i can't find saxton hale's "YOU DO NOT EXIST" voiceline in the wiki. where is it?
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If there was a Medi Gun that could switch between uber and kritz it wouldn't be overpowered.
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>>545188528
>but it's still possible to find vanilla or vanilla + weapon revert servers with a playerbase
aka not reliable
>party system works for me
Good on you but it doesn't work on my machine.
>bro the meme maps die quick bro
The meme maps shouldn't exist at all. Simple as. They bloat my game.
>cosmetics
Already nuked them, but I miss when Valve cared
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>Best of 3
>Team scramble happens at two wins in a row
>Allow votes to extend the map by another best of 3

That's all casual needs honestly. It's an okay system, one that could be way better but Valve left to neglect.
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>>545152370
I think the actual release will speak for itself.
You can trust me, they fucking hate the wrangler.
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Are the emporium troons aware that valve added charms on cs2, there's absolutely no way source 1 can handle those without exploding.
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>>545192963
>Vote scramble
>Vote to extend map
>Let me choose my team
>Let me spectate
There fixed
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Hit the charge doctor
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>>545193160
I'm more concerned about unlocks they allow in their mod
small pool of hats and cl_nohats is BASED, but weapons are just weird
>Homewrecker is available because?...
>Your Eternal Reward is available because?...
>Gunslinger isn't available because it makes scouts mad?
>Loch-n-Load is available because it looks like a stock gun?
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>>545192070
It doesn't exist.
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>>545193874
>Gunslinger isn't available because it makes scouts mad?
Same justification as the wrangler. They hate it
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>>545192070
Have you tried checking the wiki?
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>>545193874
>YER
>Loch-n-Load (+ Caber)
Since they're (mostly) picking achievement weapons I'm guessing these were chosen because Spy and Demo don't have them for those slots (they don't want demoknight)
I'd argue the Loose Cannon would be a better primary alternative but it's too recent for this mod
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>>545194474
>Since they're (mostly) picking achievement weapons I'm guessing these were chosen because Spy and Demo don't have them for those slots
this makes lack of gunslinger even more confusing because there's literally nothing for engie's third slot
>spoiler
loose cannon is an overrated piece of shit with a gay gimmick, LnL is literally a perfect sidegrade for stock GL
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Time capsule style TF2 mods will never succeed because someone will always have some personal issue with the game at any given point in its history and would rather address that issue than remain faithful to the time period.
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>>545193874
>Our guiding principle is simple: if an item is classic and feels like something TF2’s original art team would’ve signed off on, it belongs. Anything that clashes too much with the launch game’s established characters, style, or tone won’t make the cut. We are trying to immerse you in TF2, not distract you from it.
I'm guessing Engi having le robot arm doesn't fit TF2's aesthetic
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>>545195643
Not necessarily.
I don't think there's a market for time capsule mod at all. TF2C has a config to enable 2007 mode and zero people play on those servers.
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>>545195831
>wacky custom weapons mod has a setting to play normal TF2 and no one uses it
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>>545195782
>>>>>>Jarate is available
I'm guessing one of the devs is either a scout main or a soldier main that plays on plr_hightower
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>>545195831
I think that's a similar issue
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>>545195782
Not true.
TF2:GR developers make wall of text about how horrible mini sentry but never mention the robot arm at all.
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>>545196286
>TF2:GR developers make wall of text about how horrible mini sentry
Where? Not on the website
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>>545196286
>make fake mini sentry sprays
>give devs PTSD
>they disable sprays in their mod
profit?
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>>545084826
Happy birthday GabeN
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>>545197204
Why is he so fat?
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>>545197204
oh shit it's actually his birthday
brb gonna ask the pink one to throw his a party
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>After nine years of no updates, hopefully, it will have been worth the weight
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>>545197321
>his
him
I guess I'm the gray one
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>>545197321
I want to have sex with pink one.
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...mvm update?
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>>545145030
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>>545197450
He said wait not weight.
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>>545197458
anon, you're supposed to be interested in the blue & gay one!
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>>545197738
That's a joke lad
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>>545197893
Why would he say weight?
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>>545197689
>t. never heard of TF2 trading cards from 2007
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>>545197965
He's a hefty fella
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>>545197689
I can get demoknight but really don't get it with the Gunslinger
Nothing says folksy, blue collar Texan like building teleporters, right? I don't think a prosthetic arm is too "out there" for Engi, it's even designed to be somewhat old fashioned (exhaust pipes, gauge meter, rip cord)
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>>545198664
They have heavy bias against mini sentry in particular.
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>>545197450
>In 2007 Gaben was considered comically fat
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>Like a hibernating bear, the Heavy appears to be a gentle giant. Also like a bear, confusing his deliberate, sleepy demeanor with gentleness will get you ripped limb from limb. Though he speaks simply and moves with an economy of energy that's often confused with napping, the Heavy isn't dumb, he's not your big friend, and he generally wishes you'd just shut up before he has to make you shut up.
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>>545199850
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/2/2f/Heavy_fairyprincess01.wav
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FUNKE needs to release Death of a Characterization
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>>545197689
>offensive, brawler
the gunslinger removed every other wrench from the game?
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Connection failed after 4 tries
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>>545197689
>the Gunslinger suddenly made Engineer a brawler because... you can punch with it?
Whoever wrote this is a retard
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>>545145030
>Wrangler doesn't have a shield anymore???
Sign me up lil nigga. 600 hp sentries have always been an abomination
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>>545193407
You're retarded if you think Source 1 would break from loading another low poly model onto the view model. It literally already does this to load stat track and Botkiller head models
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>>545199850
I WILL hug the heavy and there’s NOTHING you can do about it FAGGOT
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>>545084826
Miku with a minigun would have probably been more fitting.
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BFB un-nerf fucking when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lfYpc5vxXA
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>>545197689
This isn't very wholesome fat scout trolldier pilled of you... I'd advise you delete this...
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>>545197689
Whoever wrote this is transphobic against the emporium. Move. The. Fuck. On.
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>>545197689
>I-is that...a ROBOTIC ARM?
>AIEEEEE THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE FOR THE 1960s NEW MEXICO AMERICANA MR. INCREDIBLES INSPIRED SETTING SAVE US ROBIN WALKER!!!
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The Caber is aesthetically cool and feels like an OG weapon. But its balancing has always been stupid in every incarnation.
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>>545209186
...do you think the Emporium made the Eyelander and the Gunslinger and wrote the comics?
Are you stupid?
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>>545210351
don't mind him. he's got tranny derangement syndrome
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Imagine if the emporium DID make weapons.
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>>545210703
I do legitimately wonder if there's some merc badge newfags that think the Emporium is responsible for everything bad in the game's lifetime
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>>545172613
only thing I can think would work is the ghoul gibbin gear and warlock's warcloak. but the gear is halloween restricted
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>>545206451
ill see what i can do
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>>545197689
>half of issues with gunslinger/demoknight are entirely aesthetic/'lore'
>they couldn't make them fit the original TF2 style if they wanted to because that goes against the "2007-2010 TF2 content only" design philosophy
I'm starting to understand why TF2 Classic stopped being about old TF2 content basically immediately
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deploy a 2007 lore-accurate update here
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>>545210882
CHILL ITS NO LONGER HALLOWEEN. FUCKING JUMP SCARE HORROR STORY.
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One thing that TF2 has kinda lacked (IMO) over time is the idea that you're always being watched or monitored. It's clear from maps like 2fort and Dustbowl that there is a Portal-like atmosphere behind the mask - the idea that there's high tech hiding beneath the barns and sheds. Even in the earliest "meet the" videos (Heavy, Scout, Demoman, etc) it's clear that the mercenaries are giving interviews to some unseen people.
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>unseen people
omg... newcutie...
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>>545210882
>every dr gordbort weapon
>almost every promotional weapon
>candy cane
>wrap assassin
>spycicle
>any 'teh funny' weapon reskins
>festive weapons in general

Let's face it, there's not that much to ruin after they just gave up in late 2010.
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>see a teammate as i round a corner
>demo shoots loose cannon at him
>htibox so massive that it catches me too and we both get double donk one shotted
yeah fair
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>>545214432
TF2's lore used to be more vague, you were hired by some super secret powerful company with secret bases around the globe and you didn't know what was really going on, but you weren't paid to ask to ask questions but to kill. Then they redacted it all to the idiot Mann brothers in New Mexico
>Spectator POV is from actual cameras on the map
Should be a mandatory feature on all maps
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>>545215604
loose cannon hitbox is same as every other demo primary
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>>545217180
sure, that's why it behaves more like a heat seeking missile
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>>545217180
It didn't used to be. Valve should revert it because I liked it being bigger
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>>545212130
>halloween restricted
there's way too much halloween-restricted stuff that is sensible enough to not be restricted ughhh
i should probably just take the community server pill where most of the time they have halloween cosmetics allowed 24/7
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what is the purpose of thermal exploit
i've been out of the loop all i know is you're constantly counted as airborne from a blast for reserve shooter/direct hit, what is the upside? do you just have a constant landing hitbox and can goombastomp from a normal jump?
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>>545219903
Fall damage resistance
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>>545219903
You retain the stomp and decreased fall damage from the jetpack. Mostly used with the Detonator to get stylish combo frags
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>>545192665
You are such a whiney little bitch. NTA but he is saying nothing but the truth.
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>>545197689
TF2... NEVER HAD JOKES AND SILLY THINGS UNTIL 2010!!!!! IT'S NOT A SILLY CARTOON GAME!!!!! IT'S A SERIOUS 60'S PERIOD PIECE!!!!!!
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>>545224923
great take! post on twitter to gather some engagement
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>>545197689
>somehow the casual tf2 crowd got more pompous about what 'real tf2' is than compfags and calling the gunslinger bad now
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>>545226219
great take! post on twitter to gather some engagement
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>>545226219
everyone has always hated the gunslinger.
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>>545226646
...on opposite day
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>>545225998
>>545226493
Spamming doesn't change that they're right

>>545226646
In terms of the mini sentry, yes. Not in terms of "fitting the game" or thinking that it turns the Engineer into a "brawler" because you're retarded
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>>545084826
What is THE tf2 weapon?
like if you could pick 1 weapon that defines tf2 or like one that best to reference, what would that weapon be?
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>>545226646
maybe originally but post-nerfs I haven't seen anyone really complain about it
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>>545226812
spamming doesn't change the fact your strawman arguments are dogshit and belong on twitter
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>>545227623
Neither of those posts were me retard and you're the only one spamming because you're mad for some reason
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>>545227065
stock rocket launcher, imo
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>>545227813
okay
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>>545227065
Heavy's the mascot so arguably the Minigun. Even Gabe's posed with one
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>>545227065
The most iconic weapon is undoubtedly spy's paper mask
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>>545227065
kunai
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>>545230556
plapping honey's yellow buttcheeks!
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>>545227065
Sentry Gun, Bat, Flame Thrower besides what other people said.
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>>545230229
>>545227065

Ambassador pretty kino. I always wanted it IRL
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>>545099861
What are some examples?
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>>545227065
Gas Passer
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>>545227065
Holy Mackeral isn't the most iconic, but probably best conveys the essence of what kind of game TF2 is
There's no reason to use it since it's just the worst melee weapon with a minor upside of cucking deadringers, but it's fun. A fish as a weapon? fun. A little humiliation mechanic just for bantz? fun. Nerfing yourself and fucking around just to see if you can slap people's shit? fun.
TF2's a fun, stupid game so unlike what else is out there, is there anything that isn't streamlined esports slop left?
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>>545236878
That's true, the Holy Mackeral was actually what AVA took in return for the Black Rose promo so it's definitely considered an iconic weapon
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>>545236878
>worst melee weapon
What else do you use on scout? The atomizer is what people usually pick but the nerfs made it feel very clunky and awkward to use IMO and SoaS and sandman are just bad
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Are the bots back? I played a game and the enemy team was filled with a bunch of accounts with the same name and avatar. They don’t actually play, but they took up space so the enemy team didn’t get any more players.
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>>545227065
sandvich, sentry gun and the spy disguise kit
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It's time to votekick friendlies on 2fort
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i want my americana painterly mr incredibles eric andre show spy movie first person shooter about territorial control and defense with accurate lore and 07 soul and i want it NOW
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>>545242164
Okay you can have all that BUT the pyro is now permanently a woman. Thanks and have fun
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>>545236878
These games were never competition for tf2. Tf2 is a casual game at it's core, not a competitive one. Overwatch, valorant, ect. are all more competitive oriented games. They simply satisfy a different market.
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>>545246238
done deal
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>>545194040
IT'S FUCKING REAL. I REMEMBER HIM SAYING IT WHEN HE KILLS SOMEONE
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>>545192070
>>545194040
>>545249981
https://youtu.be/iDHzqiVnZQE (2:44)
The TF2Wiki sissies could not handle the sheer manliness of this quote.
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>>545227065
Stock Rocket Launcher or Minigun
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>>545227065
The objector
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>>545227065
Stock wrench
Stickybomb Launcher
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>sprays are enabled
xisters... not like this...
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>>545258081
are you ready to see the psyops of spinbot armies showing up and spraying content viva and the shupo spammer would like?
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>deleted
oh nononono
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>>545261615
I don't like anime
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>>545206451
renny glacier vibes
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>>545227346
people will complain about any weapon if you are good enough
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>Map that takes place entirely in Pyroland
2012 called. It wants its gimmick back
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>>545237740
Wrap Assassin
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>>545227065
The Ullapool Caber.
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>>545226646
Well I like it.
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>>545265945
holy kino
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>>545102670
Nobody plays 6s because its infested with pedophiles
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Everybody plays casual because its infested with children
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>>545273529
>its infested with children
He's still out there...
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aw hell nah it's diddy fortress 2
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>the custom 2fort server of my region is fucking dead for a while now
fucking hell, i hate playing outside 2fort, help.
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>>545274537
why did he do it bros?
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>>545265945
Fun, don't get why Valve didn't bother doing more with the Pyroland shader outside of them being lazy fucks
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I wish I had unusual hat for my tf2sona
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What the fuck is a tf2sona?
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>>545277040
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death-grip_syndrome
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it depends on the class of the sona but you can never go wrong with a cheap one that looks good
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>>545170564
why are you orange
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>>545279823
it's the thing you have as your profile picture, viva
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One i want is $1k
I guess I could settle for $500
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>>545167887
Gf likes to play pyro, I should get a strange hou-long.
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>>545281453
Oh. It's just my TF2 loadout, is all. I'm not roleplaying as the Medic or anything. Damn

Fine, I'll just make it my handsome mug instead
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>>545285596
It’s an avatar, why would you roleplay?
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>loose cannon now have old iron bomber hitboxes but no longer have extra speed.

What would change?
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>>545286663
>no longer have extra speed
It'd be slow as shit
That stat is there just to make it similar in speed to the other pills because of the massive drag the cannonball has
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACfafLuLmy8
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>>545286501
No clue. That's what I thought that one Anon was alluding to
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>>545287036
i miss sigsegv...
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>>545287223
Sus
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>>545282687
it's a good gun. get a pro ks too
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>>545287223
Viva RPing as my big tiddie goth medic gf
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>>545288997
How so? I'm not saying I wanna roleplay. I just assumed that's what any -sona implied. I'm far too normie to know this shit

>>545289364
No thank you. Hard pass
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>>545290000
Viva Rping as my twink medic bf
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>>545290000
>I'm far too normie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5CjmHLUQQI
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My two part mvm update with part two arriving before halloween…..where is it….
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>>545290000
Weird, no one brought you wanting to…
curious
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blue archive is for 15 yr old filipino pedophiles
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>>545293610
uh okay not sure why you're bringing that up out of nowhere
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>>545289112
Man would love a green flame one.
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>>545287036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4lMXwQ1w-s

That explain why those fuckers feel more slippery than usual.
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>>545295450
that was fixed with meet your match
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>>545293610
35 year old obese failed tranny filipino pedophiles
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>BOOM! Butt stuff!
What did Valve mean by this?
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>>545296809
you are the butt of the joke
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>>545280053
guillotiiiiiine yuh!
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>>545296809
this is related to butt stuff with bbw sharkie fempyro
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>>545293139
The "right before halloween" part was very obviously the deadline for submitting maps anon...
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>>545299445
this minus the shark thing
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>>545299445
Are their pig or cow cosmetic for pyro?
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Valve said they were reprinting raising the bar last year. What the hell happened to that?
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>>545304034
No clue but it's likely it'll be released in the run up to whatever HLX is.
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>>545246238
god i wish that were me
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>can't trade on scrap.tf because it throws a generic error everytime
i guess the pedos don't want my money
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>>545303389
There's a cow print flamethrower. Closest otherwise is the Blazing Bull
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>>545301648
kys tasteless bitch
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>>545307206
die mad furfag
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>levelling up a teleporter at spawn
>accidently take the tele
>just kinda stuck on the frontlines as an engineer now
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>>545307482
erm sharks don't have fur numby numb nuts
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>>545307636
die mad scalefag
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>>545272559
i play 6s cause I can do speedshots and they mean something other than looking cool
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>>545307636
dermal denticlefag doesn't sound as good
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(You)ing me so I win! you pickled headed lard ass!
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I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife
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>>545310516
thanks mate!
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grease monkey
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>>545297709
TRIPLE SIX FIVE FORKED TONGUE

>>545290650
Hard pass

>>545293002
Sorry, pally. The person you hate the most in these threads is a normal part of society

>>545307556
That's why I use the Eureka Effect :)

Saves my ass plenty when we're getting our shit pushed in and it's a lost cause to keep holding onto whatever point we're nested on
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do not be fooled
nothing valve will be shown off at the game awards do not fall into the trap
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>>545311436
but... quarter alive 2.9!!!
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>>545311436
no one mentioned being fooled
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>>545311436
don't worry, not even hl3 would make me watch that "4 hours of ads just to see which game is journalists favorite (audience vote = 10% btw)" snooze fest
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I would gladly watch 4 hours of celeste and farm simulator clones to watch 2 seconds of a combine soldier getting run over by a car
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>>545311135
Viva RPing as my hard to get medic bf
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>>545315604
I can be someone's Medic buddy, but I'm not gonna be anyone else's boyfriend. My girlfriend wouldn't like that very much
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>>545310745
Yeah?
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>>545316621
FSDFfsdfsdafsadfasffSGSDBDFNBDFHBFDHJFGfjgfjs
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>>545317084
...alrighty then!
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doo yooh rhemnmmembhur
vodka
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>>545317247
yesh!
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Propane Nightmares is THE anthem of old school TF2
What's the anthem for modern TF2?
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>>545317084
Not this unfunny fucking dogshit video again
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>Commissioner of Anime CHADPyro is a Gold Rush enjoyer
we're finally saving TF2
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>>545320163
i always consider ska and 2000s pop punk tf2's unofficial music
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>>545320740
how dare you hate gay furry tf2 slop
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>>545320740
that's not a thing a normie would say
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>>545311135
>The person you hate the most in these threads is a normal part of society
no i'm not
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POOOTis spencer here!
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>>545227065
Spy’s knife,
The backstab insta kill, the compact nature, the animation. It’s perfect weapon to represent , or rocket launcher. Rocket jumping is too iconic.

I swear spy knife was bigger back then.
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>>545326013
>I swear spy knife was bigger back then
It was
https://youtu.be/w1W5DU4zmAA?t=119
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>>545323896
>>545320772
samefag
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>>545326831
Yes I made both of those posts, what about it
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>>545323896
... THE TELEPORTER!
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>Check top post on reddit
>"Huh that's weird, I've only seen people votekick annoying trannies or kids"
>Check profile
>trans
EVERY TIME
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>>545327195
>Before people could votekick anyone for no reason
lol what imaginary era are they thinking of
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They should bring back the quick play style of selecting servers, but matchmake them for you. So you'd be getting a wide range of maps but they'd all still be using the matchmaking system.
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>>545306150
darn, oh well i can always give gf shark theme stuff.
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>>545227065
lv1 sentry or sandvich
every other answer is retarded
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>>545328749
wish my robot OC could eat sandviches
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>>545323896
>>545320772
>>545326872
based
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>>545320772
would you still be my friend if i looked like this
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>>545330612
why would i want to be friends with a girl
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>>545330696
aw :(
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why are most community servers so dogshit
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>>545307827
>>545323896
>>545326924
>frags
That's a based for me.
The thread needs more of those.
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>>545326924
Raymoo got her tele....
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we need a dispenser right here
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how can i blame zesty for the current state of /tf2g/?
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>>545334537
by bending over
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>>545320740
viva the king of terrible takes
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>>545330612
I'd want to be friends with benefits
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>>545320740
viva the king of BASED takes
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>>545336023
trvke

>>545338648
brimstone
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>>545320740
post a funny video
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>>545338732
watch him post a horrible snuff video because he's "normal"
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>>545338821
He would never break the rules.
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>>545339826
lmao
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxY1J46bkqc
Seeing everyone use the little RP vehicle taunts for an actual purpose seems fun
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>>545320772
I will have sex with every fempyro be they anime or otherwise
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I will kill any man who kills any man
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Here's a schematic for ya: MY schematic for ya:
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Get on kogastopia it was full for 30 hours the other day
kogasa.tf
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nope.avi
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>>545347780
ok
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>>545347780
Yeah sure.
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>>545347780
No, I'm not trans.
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>>545347780
Sorry, I only play on good servers.
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>>545347446
i will find him
i will capture him
and no one will ever die again
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>>545347780
I only play on servers for real men, with no random crits, no random bullet spread, and class limits
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>>545253139
thanks mate
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>>545300615
What!? What makes you think it was the deadline lol?
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>>545300615
The deadline is literally mentioned in the same blogpost as August 27th retard anon
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>>545338648
trvke

>>545336023
>>545338705
Brimstone
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>>545359929
you're having to repeat everything he says and try to flip it which means you're taking the eternal L buddy
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>>545349574
ah well that's nice
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>Heavy gets the thermal thruster instead of Pyro
What changes?
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>>545338648
trvke

>>545360181
Brimstone
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>>545364874
It would automatically become an even worse weapon. I can't imagine having to deal with the holster time of the thruster AND then having to wait to rev up after (even with the Tomislav). You'd be lucky if somehow no one notices you and even luckier if they let you rev down, switch back, and escape. Maybe you could pull off some shenigans with the KGB but it would be known for gimmicks like that rather than anything serious.
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Man I can't believe it took me so long to realize that you can combine the pushback of the thermal thruster landing with a downward airblast to send niggas flying in the air. Not practical but heaps of fun to watch them panic.
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>>545365757
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>>2013
>play almost exclusively soldier or demo
>shoot at players feet and get happy when I get a frag or a halloween item drop
>get no satisfaction from picking a support class because I am not killing people
>get sad when I am not in the top 5 of the scoreboard
>stop playing after 2015
>>2019
>play mostly heavy
>learn to corner creep and to ambush choke points
>enjoy being in the middle ground of offensive while drawing gunfire away from my fragging team mates
>love the odd killchain on the killfeed or being the guy to push an objective single handedly
>need every weapon to be strange because I need a constant sense of progression
>only get bothered about score when a friendly heavy out performs me on the scoreboard
>constantly get perfomance anxiety because a medic decided to pocket me or when I am the least retarded tard on the entire team
>stop playing after 2021
>>2025
>play almost exclusively medic now
>good enough playing the class to get a professional streak kit to track my 10+ streaks in matches
>enjoy being the one guy trying to hold a push all together and keep people alive
>don't feel the slightest bit of pressure despite being the definitive damned if you do damned if you don't class
>soldier and demo does nothing for me and I need to be in the mood for heavy now
>don't care about the scoreboard at all now and I know half of the medics who do end up scoring more points are exclusively going out of their to pocket the top fragger and not supporting the rest of the team
>don't care about stranges anymore or needing to feel a constant sense of progression
What causes this?
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>>545365757
noted
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Why is it the people who want Quick Play back the most are the people who didn't play till after meet your match
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>>545366973
You lose 1% of your testosterone every year, this is the reason why you want to play Medic now but didn't want to 12 years ago. Your desire to play Medic is inversely proportional to how much testosterone you have. It's the same for healers in Overwatch.
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>>545368152
But I am in my early 20s anon...
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Is the game filled with bots still? I haven't played in 3 years.
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>>545369197
Yes. Even custom servers use a lot of bots to pad out team sizes.
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>>545369197
No, the bots were all genocided last year
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>>545369432
He's not talking about server player bots dummy he's talking about cheat bots
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>>545369197
Pretty much gone
There's some occasional reports of bots popping up but nothing like the hoards you had to deal with
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>>545364874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXoKpNfEBv8
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>>545364874
>The Soldier rolling out to mid seeing a revved up Heavy fall from the sky:
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>>545364874
Auto-replace for shotgun and heavy thruster tricks becomes a new paradigm. Flanking becomes even more prevalent and quick-fix becomes the goto for pocket medics to keep up with the new wave of flying heavy mains.

Despite this however the meta is mostly unshifted. Thruster heavys get juggled by direct shit equipped soldiers or loch loadout demos while snipers still headshot them from across the map. Pyros airblast them away and you will get montages of a heavys trying to flank near a drop and then get airblasted mid air and out of the map.
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>>545364874
>Jetpack jump into a Sentry Gun
>launched into an enemy completely revved up
This would be the biggest problem, you would have Heavy VDV paratroopers
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>>545338732
https://youtu.be/p1sxc3V0lzQ

With the exception of Josh being a part of the video, this is one of the GOAT RLM videos
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>>545365757
hmmmm...
understood
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casual would be playable if we restricted people from picking Sniper and Spy based on whether it's attack or defense mode
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>>545338732
https://youtu.be/PHhceHdpkcI?si=dxmb0nZqgKrO_jtt
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>>545375135
This might've been funny back when I was 12 years old. Didn't crack a smile once. You're fucking awful for thinking this is funny
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>>545377414
normalfags don't say this
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>>545368513
don't listen to the faggot who's mad the med on his team didn't heal him. I've met a few decent medic players and they truly make or break a team. It's insane to me because if a point is about to be capped/in the process of being capped, the entire team shows up to counteract. WHY? coz the damn med kept the team alive.

I've only played tf2 for about 2 years and 240 out of 1300 hours on soldier and I'm still in phase 1. I feel disappointed in myself if I dont have a KD of atleast 2.5ish. I need to get atleast a 5 killstreak to be satisfied with a match + show up top 5 (ideally top 3) in the LB even if we lose.

Ranting aside, do what you like and what makes you happy. Hell, there was a time I was perfectly happy guarding the 2fort intel with a KD of 0.1 or smt. We go through phases and that's okay as long as you're having fun
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>>545377414
You literally just posted an example of what you consider "funny" >>545372178 and it's the most boring shit imaginable. I don't think that video is the peak of comedy but it's still humor from TF2's golden years and you shouldn't be throwing stones from glass houses at it.
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me and my Steam friend when we lived to experience tf2 gold rush (tf2 before the workshop ruined everything)
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Will they finally fix the bug with the Pip-Boy being a cosmetic rather than a PDA weapon?
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What's your favorite gmod/tf2 fun video tf2g?
For me it's still Team Fabulous.
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>>545379435
Thanks anon
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>>545380171
Pootis Engage Extreme
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>>545320740
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>>545380337
Good choice.
I can't wait for Pootis Killer to come out.
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Maybe Heavy not being able to go fast or fly into the skybox is an intentional part of his design.
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>>545384104
No don't you understand? Every single class in the game needs to be able to rocket-jump and have epic rollouts and be a generalist and be made for esports and be limited to short-to-medium range and have nothing I find "broken" or "unfun" or "annoying" or "gimmicky" or any new buzzword I can come up with.
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The stomp mechanic should be a passive ability on Heavy
A fatass with a 150 kilogram minigun falling on your head has gotta hurt
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https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/c8/Mvm_tank_alerts02.wav
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>>545385146
Giving classes aerial potential is one of the most inconsequential things you could do to the game. Half the time jumpers rely on ground targets anyway so it's a self-solving issue
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>>545380171
Eltorro64 has so many keyed animations, I can't pick one.
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>>545387542
EVERYONE! FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC IS NOT DAT GOOD!
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Dear Diary

Today I played dustbowl and the medic was a noob who wouldn't heal me, and I tried to vote kick him and it failed and everyone vote kicked me instead. I fucking hate this game.
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>>545390156
you need to be THIS petty to kick yourself in the nuts
kick yourself in the nuts
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>>545390156
Fuck off retard, god you're pissing me off.
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>>545390156
Things you must never do as a man.

1. Disrespect a woman.
2. Disrespect a medic.
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>>545380384
I always am
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Re-naming your sandvich "konata's asshole" so you can make Heavy say "that was delicious!" to konata's asshole
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>>545392306
This really isn't as funny as you thought it would be in your mental sickness head.
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You are a loose cannon, konata's asshole, but you are a damn good cop!
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>>545392306
based. konata is delicious.
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>>545392306
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/7/77/Heavy_sandwichtaunt02.wav



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