Previous: >>545075354 >Global Game News Current Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 1 Current Rate Up: Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR) Current CM: LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m 11/02 - Half Anniversary Part 2 11/06 - Half Anniversary Part 3 11/06 - Unity Cup Scenario Release >JP Game News Current Rate Up: Transcend alt (3*), SSR Tokai Teio (Speed), SSR Hoshina Kiyoko (Pal) New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" released New Scenario CM featuring C. Lemaire and Take Yutaka: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoKazrX91xw Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline >IP News Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5 Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19 Guest Starring: Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2) https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/ >Thread Clubs https://rentry.org/globalclubsuma You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread. >All Guides & Resources https://rentry.org/uma26 Game database https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info) A basic guide for newfags https://rentry.org/umaglobal Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client https://www.umavpn.top/93 Seiyuu & Concerts https://rentry.org/umst /uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game) https://rentry.org/umapogAnonymous 11/02/25(Sun)17:24:08 No.545075459
Im sick of getting brockedWhere are the fucking bumps
ew boy thread
>>545092586>Ryan anon knows how to copy textThank you
CCP rigged the paid SSR banners, do NOT buy
>>545092678potential woman HATE
Post your CM Ace NOW
>>545092574No, but I can't stop now.
What did cygames mean when they made the token dark skin american uma race and behave like an actual nigger?
Faggot
>>545092586>Anonymous 11/02/25(Sun)17:24:08 No.545075459One job.
yay boymusume thread
>>545092807
>>545092807Which one do you wanna see Anon, we've all got three racers and some of us are running three aces.
when do we get more of these
>>545092704of course, im not some retard that just blindly copy pastes the whole op when i make my daily thre- >>545092904nyoo.... my thread... its ruined....
>>545092807S. Maru, Goldship, Suzuka, Opera OI'm not sure who to bring
>>545092959in a few days, unironically.
>>545092685Everyone is laughing at power stat even WITGOD saying Power cards are useless.
reposting:what's the actual problem if tazuna tells that your uma lacks skills? i know anons here do runs that not grab skills and win racesit's all RNG bullshit?because this run I already bought a lot of skills
>>5450929862 front 1 backline, so you have to ditch Opera sadly
>>545092974Why is that Ryan so flat?
>>545092807I haven't made any yet
Start a family!
>>545092807I think this is as good as it's going to get for me
>>545092685>Where are the fucking bumpshttps://youtu.be/Lv1YihyYHmU?si=nxcM33Gk_YMbr2o0&t=60in the original version of the game
>>545092807My B finals ace (I can no longer be fucked to grind)>inb4 distance A>inb4 witlet
>>545093104monky...
>marked
How much acceleration do you get by investing in power?And why doesn't this fucking game tell us how many uphills are there in a course
>>545092685BRING BACK BUMPING COWARDS POWER GODS DESERVE IT
>>545093252you don't need distance S if luck is on your side
is Eishin flash any good this CM
>>54509309187cm is not flat though...
>>545093064"lacks skills" is what she says when nothing is actually wrong with your uma and you just lost to chance
>>545093191Power would've probably been the 2nd most important stat if this was a thing1st would be Wit because umas have to be smart enough to dodge bumping(aka just evasion%) or when to bump othersI wonder how the game would've faired if that was the case lmao
>>545092678I liked taishin before it was known she was meta
>>545093252 (me)the backup, a non-speedcapped golshi but the only one I got most of the skills I wanted on
>>545093252Can you post sparks?
>>545093191jesus christ it looked like a PSP game
>>545091859
I can get around 850k per run Danchou!am I a good boi?!
>>545093452wrong thread jp bro
>>545091208result
>>545093330Not that much, actually. You want high power so your speed doesn't get fucked during uphills
Danchou I had to play with my foals I mean nieces so my fancount sucks todaygomenasorry
>>545093606Frontgods...
>slow metabolism before summer
>>545093575Up yours, nigger
>>545093606my dumb Suzuka didn't proc groundwork
LEWD EAR TOUCHING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcH32_ZttOg
>>545092807as good as its going to get
>>545093690you just know
rate my 9* ground work parent, /uma/dachi
>>545093671>slow metabolism
>>545093490it even has the danganronpa-ass flyover of the static character sprites
>>545093891that El is top grandparent material
Destroy the image limit of this thread by posting images of Umas who can easily get pregnant
>>545093469On my phone, but it was a total of 10*stam 5*pow on the legacies, and two of the grandparents had URA finale sparks
>>545093514
>>545093514Kino.....
>>545093992
>>545093832>A+die
>>545094061>10*stamWait, how? I thought they could only go up to 9?
>>545084887Thanks!
>>545094093I need more of this
Dober still got that 2 years old juvenile fillies heart at 31. So cute...https://x.com/villa_lake/status/1984933468686397662
>>545093992Imagine if she made a pun about bearing your children
>>545094093
>>545094120Robots can't get pregnant dumbass, or at least not easily.
>>545092807this is my team that will DEMOLISH the CM
>>545093514>>545094093Rest easy Opera.You'll always be my Oshi. Thanks for sharing anon.
>>545094235cute hag
>>545094276>he doesn't know
Golshi is really trolling me this run.
Hello umachads I am seeking to join a new club, I have about 102,000,000 fans and average about 750k fans a day. Would love to join an A rated club :) my code is 249 956 662 308
>>545094169I mean across both, like in total. Anyways, realized I checked the wrong Oguri, the right one's actual side of the legacy was 2 power, 3 speed, 2 stamina. The Ryan's side was 5 stamina 3 power.A grandparent spe had a 3* URA spark which triggered both inspirations too iirc
>>545094507for me it's her friend
>>545092586ウマオオオオ is recruiting one active member!60m monthly quota, with a mid-month check. If you will be inactive/flatlining for 3 or more days in a row please let me know in advance otherwise if no notice I'll assume you dropped the game/burnt out and kick.Drop your ID if interested!
One last timehttps://poal.me/ok815shttps://poal.me/ok815shttps://poal.me/ok815s
>>545092807I made a Doto and Opera pairAll my Golshi attempts to go with them have shit the bed getting to speed cap except one but she didnt hit medium S
>>545092807this made me win 3 cm rooms here
she... she won the dahhhby...
>>545094719What cards? I can't even imagine getting that many stats
>>545094627>all those sweats are in the thread with me RIGHT NOWAAAAEEEIIIIEEE
>>545093891would borrow if i owned seiun sky.
>>545092807This is what I'm gonna be rolling with. Tried to make a Maru with Medium S but none of my tries gave me better results than this so I'm just gonna hope and pray I guess! Buuuut I'm usually doing that for every CM so it's not like I'm doing anything different.
>>545094852
>>545094627do parent runs count?
>>545092807Hate that this is all going down the toilet with aoharu, but oh well.
>>545094627>2 runs per day ranked below 3 AND 1sweetspot chads our response?
>>545094876Comfybros make up less than 20% of this thread>>545094959Anything that's not a failed run just to complete your daily mission counts
>>545094612I want to hump Rice Shower's tummy and nibble on her ears while I brush her hair
>>545094612Cute flattie
>>5450950573 is the sweet spot though...
>>545095097forced and unfunny
>night owl>mood down>tissues>infirmary failspecial week i'm going to kill myself in front of you and your two moms
>>545094626>60m quota>A+ club
>>545094934>>545094976I'm creampie this retard until she gets pregnant and then fly away to america.
>>545095097I can't wait for the next ascension
thats a lot of power
>>545095121lips look weird on uma characters
Is the uma&co cord gone
>>545095264>Gets pregnant and flies away to americaWhat the fuck anon go get her.She doesnt speak english...
>>545095123One high-stakes ace run, then one low-stakes run for pleasure (TT, sparks, trying an un/less-played honse, etc.). Simple as
>>545095264>not taking responsibility and raising the kid>not getting on one knee in front of her friend and proposing spiritual negrocity
You are brown
>>545095374sweet spot means highest efficiency and doing 3 borrow runs is as efficient as you can be in the game currently
>545095264I don't want to share a general with people like you
I'M DARK BAYDARK BAAAAAAAY
>>545094876Define sweat, please.
>>545095478I am. What of it?
>>545093558no. you can do better anondacchi, bring me 1m fans per run
Pbbbbbbbbbht.
Can I get pictures of Dia looking at you sexually?
3 DAYS
>>545095721
>>545095721>Can I get pictures of Dia looking at you sexually?Isn't that Dia's default look anyway
>>545095772does she have a fever or something
>>545095521No, it means what the "sweet spot" is on the curve between fun and achievement for me. If I stop getting into A finals with this approach I might start doing three because then I wouldn't be getting enough on the 'achievement' side.
>>545094306>1050 speed, medium Awhat is that spe anon
>>545095478No, but I like brown
is anyone else getting contsant connection errors?
>>545095772Guts training I presume?
>>545095730does she actually drop on round 2 day 1? I thought Leo starts today but it's actually 19 hours more
>openfag>never did public rooms>decided to try them>all the time it's actually good umas that smoke my GWless tri frontswtf, where is all the babies I usually meet in the actual CM ? these type of people I usually see 4 to 5 times during the whole thing
Argh this damn pink. But this might be good enough for cm5
>>545095772Anon no...that'll canonically kill her...
>>545092807I made 6 so I'm running 2 different teams for 2 rounds on each day.I don't know who I'm bringing to finals or if I'm remaking an aoharu ace.
Hello globalbabs. Hope you guys enjoyed AkiTen and Breeders' Cup.If you guys are interested, today is JBC (Japanese Breeders' Cup), the biggest dirt race day for Japan with three JpnI.You can watch it for free on youtube:>Funabashihttps://www.youtube.com/live/-yd4YZd3tWQ>Monbetsu https://www.youtube.com/live/GxfQPYnPpREThe main races star from 15:25 JST onwards. Come watch local hors fight against the central elites.
>>545095560anyone who spends more time/effort on this game than me. similarly, a casual is anyone who spends less>>545095910Rooms are always way outside of the actual CM experience because you are exclusively competing against the sort of people who bother testing their umas in rooms, a comparatively small and more invested slice of the general playerbase
>>545094549sent an invite, join if interested
>all these people with stacked Umasi'm so totallly fucked this cm
>>545095910It's almost like the sweatiest min-maxers are the ones who actually care about testing their setups
>545096095>wojakposterdie
>>545096146you'll meet 900 speed 500 stam shitters on the actual day anon
>>545096085hi
>>545096146rooms are literally worst case scenario A finalsyou won't see these in cm unless you're unlucky
>>545096085Thanks anon, will be watching for sure!
CM5 in 2 weeksWhere are the gaslights?
>>545096293>Where are the gaslights?SMaru is good this time!
>>545096085are you really japanese?
>>545096293I have to wait for Unity Cup to update the gaslight guide
>>545096085DIRT GODS IT'S OUR TURN
>>545095121Rice is small but not flat
>>545096146I have exactly 1 uma that'd be called "stacked"the lest nowere, they're just debuffer jobbers
>>545094875parents were 10* stam 2*spd 1*pwr
>>545093064It means your skills didn't activate during the race.
>make room public>guy comes and schedule 2 honses
>>545096293If you don't have MLB Riko on your ace runs you're FUCKED
>>545096293Paces can't win EVER
>>545096557this but unironically
>>545096146UmaMusume is high(low)roll gameYour opponents MAY look like the ones in these threads but not probablyYou could field a jank ass uma team and still conceivably come out a winnerWhich cuts both ways, don't be too sad that you have janky umas but dont be too invested if you have good umas either
>>545096435Same difference
JESUS CHRIST
>>545096085why does the dirt look so white it's like sand
>>545096085Sounds good. Thanks for the link, JPojisan
Has anyone made a 9* power Tachyon for Hanukkah Oguri yet?
>>545096725its snow you nerd
>>545096675What the FUCK.
>>545092807Here's my team.Mayano still hasn't landed a Medium S run
>>545096725It's snowing in Japan right now. I know this because all the JP pallas cat accounts I follow are posting photos of the cats' winter fur coming in
>>545096805I only won because my Golshi's fat ass blocked the only Golshi in the room that fired Straightaway Spurt, completely canceling it out
>>545096085Thanks for the links, anon. Time for some dirt kino
>>545096690My triple crown donkey wife on the right.
>>545096805this is just a survivalist build that rolled into a stamlet lobbythe nature is funny
what if i dont care about pvp?
Can you find a players id by looking at their profile?
>>545095910>wtf, where is all the babies I usually meet in the actual CM ?Spread out in different rooms.Uma still has enough people that you could join a dozen /uma/ and public rooms yet never run into anyone on that level except a handful of times.
>>545096961GIGA KING?
>>545097026no unfortunately
>>545097026nyo cygames does not support doxing
>>545096125Accepted, thanks brother
>>545096961>digitan and falcon on the same treenow i want to see secretariat descendent
>>545096293Who won Asahi Hai in their races irl? I'm exclusively going to use umas that did
>>545096085Kek, I like this name
>>545096704>EndWhat were you expecting?
>>545097024then you are based with a slight hit to jims income
>>545097087>>545096961>Giga King vs King's Sword, descendant of King Halo
>>545096961special chud dna is everywhere...
>>545097024I wish the game had enough PVE content to keep me interested if I ever start ignoring CMs
>>545096675I won Gemini with Makween, Mayano and debuffer Grass who all had even worse stats, skills were what I thought was good for long. Then I learned about the game, made a much better meta team for Cancer, trained parents and aces for days, built all the right skills, all that to be utterly destroyed in the finals.It is all RNG. I know everyone here knows that, but you train better horses to just improve your odds
>>545097202Maruzensky, Fuji Kiseki, Grass Wonder, Sakura Chiyono O, Ines Fujin, Mihono Bourbon and Dream Journey out of the umas so far iirc
>>545097429Why is she sitting on spilled glue?
>>545097024
>>545097429Pregnancy is not on the schedule.
>>545097202Umas in bold won the race multiple times
>>545097268kwab
>>545093252Looks like my Fuku except I only took 1 other white. She'll do fine.
>goldship restricts training>the available training is speed with 3 rainbows in it
who's got the doto clip of her saying "haah ha ha ha"
>when you have Tazuna card & you get practice perfect before debut no Failures in sight
>>545097564She takes Plan B
>>545097026Yes, you go to chrono and find their borrow slot parent and copy the id.
>>545097202Is it just referencing just Asahi Hai? I looked it up and the same track covers four G1s>wondering what the Umamusume Stakes refers to irl
>>545097378They both are!
>>545097914If you look at the legend races just before the CM it's featuring Asahi Hai winners
always frowning
>>545096336source me the lighto sex
turning Mayachi into a mother (parent) again
This year’s official illustration for the JBC Classic
Cafe is my favorite design and I think she’s really neat. How good is she as an Uma in the game though just to ask? Pulling for her either way I’m just curious
>>545098172diabeetus
>>545098374She's a debuffer like Nice Nature.
>>545098374pretty funny 30% gains in stamina
This will never not be funny>yeah, you're doing good, now get fucked
>>545098374meta debuffer, must-roll
>>545097680Fickle Maiden is really funny to me because i dont think she actually gives me properly dead turns but fucks my ass with RNG in a very roundabout manner instead.More often than not she still gives me a rainbow training, or gives me an excuse to run an available G1 raceBut sometimes, she makes me enter a G3 during an undefeated career only to get blocked and finish like 7th, when i wouldn't have bothered with the G3 had she not locked me out to begin with>captcha: RANTS
>>545098374I never used the original, but the Valentine's one has worked very well for me
>>545098374Must have for certain CMs.
>>545098374You need her if you hope to win this chanmiAfter that she is powercreeped hard and becomes irrelevant until her alt version
>>545098374Cafe is a weird fucking horseHer only native competence is long, even if medium distance is just BBut she HAS to run late surger because she's at most C in other strats..
>>545097490Narita Brian too and Tazuna
>>545098534And even if you get charm, it's way too late for it to matter.
I look like Tamamo Cross around tall people.
>>545098824masochist RP challenge: run Virgo Cup with umas trained with the Tazuna SSR, even if the scenario used was Aoharu
>>545098534This is actually good, as she's an end closer anyways and can evade some early race debuffsfor late surger goldshit this skill is almost necessary for her not to miss her unique
>>545098374She sux
>>545099014Are you also evil and full of malice?
>>545099014>Thirdie manlet hours
I love my horsey and my horsey loves me
>>545099014>How to talk to short people
>>545099074>orange wife>vodkanooooooooooooo
>My CM team you ask>Well of course it is: Jungle Pocket, Fuji Kiseki, and Dantsu Flame
>>545098824
>>545097345Should've never doubted lmaoShit sparks1* guts
>>545098765>3200m>heavy+rain>with cafe eating everyone's staminaWhat's gonna be the stamina gaslight for this one?
>>545099260shes gonna steal my tamashi
>>5450993541200+400guts+3 gold
>>545099284
I just bought the Rookie Pack A because I need 200k monies and I need to pot5 my uma
>>545099284>>545099453HmmmGold tits
>My main I've been waiting years for is subparI will stand by her regardless but it sucks
>>545099454her head is a literal circle
only real umamusumers know mambo is the bird
>>545099552Rotund Falcon is kino
Finally, a good run.
>>545099074Can you fuckers stop posting the JP tier list inside of the Global fucking thread when talking about the viability of an Uma. No shit she sucks in JP, she had to go through 5 years of fucking powercreep.
>people posting cropped tierlists of current or much later versions and not the versions of the time of the umas release
>>545099534They only made her trash because the yakuza cucks are still mad she raped their horses in the 2001 Kikuka Sho, when she had 100-0 betting odds against her, they didn't expect Cafe to ignore her sickness and catch up to Sunday SilenceThen she went on and raped them again at Arima, and later on Tenno Sho
>>545099534Every uma will be powercrept eventually anon, just pull her and be happy
>>545099143>The only G1 race she ever wins is the Japan CupDo you think her owners thought the real horse was finally gonna start racking up wins after that?
>>545099773>brick everyones accountgj
>>545099873>stayerGOD upsetting the favoriteI've seen this before...
post webm of gold city ass
>>545099074>Anime McQueen never gets better
why would you roll for pump-and-dump sluts who get powercrept?
>>545097703I have literally never used green woman card, is she good?
>>545099946OH NO I MY CARATS I SPENT ON ONE OF MY FAVORITE UMAS HOW CAN I EVER RECOVER FROM THAT IN FIVE YEARS AAAAAAAAAfuck off
>>545099946Every Uma falls off especially early ones. Hell the big three: SMaru, Valentine Bourbon & Christmas Oguri falls off
when you think about it you should never roll for any of the umas because they might get powercrept 10 years from now
> Got enough stuff for 400 pulls between saved resources and the free pullsThe big questions is how much will I fuck up until I understand Aoharu
>>545100216thats why the jp tier list is important
The fuck does powercreep even mean in this gameThere's a stat cap, with the right sparks you can get to the cap with anything and even unique skills can be passed along. What are you niggas on about?
>>545100230The curse of knowing the future!
>>545100103if you have a good deck, MLB Kita MLB Creek, etc, yeah she's broken in terms of more consistent runs from energy training reduction and dates that give mood, shit load of energy or remove all bad statuses. But she really needs to be at higher lb to really shine like most ssrs
MEI! SHO! DO! TO!
Any club still hiring? Looking for an A, if possible, club to mlb my poor welfare cards. I average 750k+ a day.
>>545100269
>>545100269by this logic you'll never play any Uma because they fall off. Previous S tiers all got dog walked by Still in Love recently
>>545099768and listen to westoid sloptubers? no thanks. give me glorious nippon tier list folded over 1000 times that can cut through a tank.
>>545100387DO! TO! RA! PE!
>>545100419>Mr. and Mrs. Victoria
>>545100419>a saved NAMED image
>L’Arc lives rent free in Japan’s head after decades of suffering near misses>They win the most prestigious race in America in just four years of actually tryingfug
>>545100406so 1 run a day?
>>545100219¦3
Agnes Digital has really nice growth rates, despite being the one uma I was reluctant on pulling for...Maybe I'll do one 10 pull for fun
>>545100269Then post the entire tier list, you fucking disingenuous faggot.
>>545100419>Crying>For a gamengmi.
>>545100103every time you click her its like +5 energy refunded. and her events spew energy everywhere. the end result is your facilities get maxed really easily and early. there is some RNG of having her appear in speed/stam but when it works its huge.
>>545100321
>>545100595Please pull for Digital
>>545100242Based on what I know you spam wit to charge a big fat boost and then use that boost on the stat you want. Then there's something about racing against your pick of a rival team and you always wanna pick the top team?
>>545100573The best races from other countries are mostly dirt but japs hate dirt lmao
>>545100573the first Japanese horse to win the Arc is going to become the most overly glazed horse of all time
>>545100573Blame Fujita for being an Ameriboo.
>Anon is afraid to roll for Umas that get powercrept>Which means he's probably not going to roll for any Umas for an entire 2.5 years because all of the first year except Oguri Cap and Silence Suzuka (buffed) get super duper power crept and even then those two are B Tier at bestThat's an easy way to get fucking bored of the game and quit playing.
>>545100573>Wins Breeders Cup the same weekend the Dodgers win the world seriesCrazy weekend for nipponese sports
>>545100573Japan needs to raise more dirt horses. They always get really close or win with dirt horses in Europe and America.
>>545100580About 2 or 3. Don't really do fan farming.
>join A+ piggy room>all 3 runners rushed
>>545100573Yeah but what about the Kentucky Dahby and the American Triple Crown
>>545100828>roll meta cards>keep winning why would i quit?
>>545099143It's too much. Taiki does a better job at representing the USA.
You guys are acting like I can't get 3* from free rolls.
>>545097635Oguri Cap (as in peak) won two arima kinens
>>545094220lewd tomboy legs
>>545096961Why does anything that related to Fujita have 0 Uma connections?Closest Uma to Forever Young is Loves Only You (aunt)Ryusei Sakai (Forever Young jockey) rides Sunrise Zipangu (another one of the few non Uma horses)
>>545101070Don't Dachhis have a banner now?
>>545100573>Import tons of dirt racing talent from the US>"Wow I can't believe we won a dirt race in the US!"
>>545100826He also just bought 2 Foals sired from Flightline. When Forever Young retires, he's still going to be intent on conquering Dirt Races with his next set of horses.
My GOAT Oguri is still peak
>>545101070There is Hachimi, should be on the list but the danchud betrayed us yesterday so I don't care anymore
>>545100419>glory to oshipvpers!!!>casually dismisses the fact his oshi is tiered at A rank for mile and S rank for medium
I could win L'Arc easily, they just don't send me in because they are afraid I will hurt other umas
>>545101239>The King of Racists Spe-chan
>>545100573americans can't control the weather like frogs
>>545101239>Summer Spe still that highnow where's summer maru? Surely you got the longer lasting uma from the summer banner?
>>545101239>even then those two are B Tier at b- ACK
>>545100419LOL MFER USED ONE OFTHE STRONGEST HORSESlol
>>545101306we know turbo
>>545101306Michelle My Baby..
how would history change if the real horses had your average tryhard /uma/ career?
>>545101371I got both
>>545101465that's helios not vivlos
>>545101239Now post the S, SS and SSS tiers.
>being scared of powercreepThis only applies to poorfags and they don't have rights.
>>545101371S Maru got put in the wheelchairhttps://kamigame.jp/umamusume/page/146166686402230480.html
https://kamigame.jp/umamusume/page/146166686402230480.htmlThis is a joke gaslight tier list, just so you know
>>545100875>El Condor Pasa places 2nd(American Horse with dirt racing in his genes)>Orvefre places 2nd(Siring a lot of horses that are good at dirt racing)You would think that they would start realizing that maybe Dirt Horses are good. Maybe then their horses this year wouldn't have jobbed as hard as they did at the sight of a little rain.
>>545101239>regular oguri is still THAT high after all this timeJesus christAny other year 1 umas that are the same rank or higher?
>>545101465That's Helios. But you are right, when you look at CM rankings, she is S in both Mile and Medium
>>545101592this is why you don't touch hags
>>545101234Ironically the best performing Japanese horses in the Arc all have some dirt aptitude.
>>545094627Im currently running 1 career a day since the 27thIm busy clearing Nikke 3rd anniversary. I'll probably be done with almost everything on Nov 6
>>545101484the average parent run is the fucking triple crown + both spring and autumn triple crowns.it's a fucking deranged schedule
>>545101592Spe won
Oh boy, tierlist shitposting hours. My favorite.
I just realized, Japan has banned gambling and that's why they have the loophole with Pachinko Parlors.How are they able to gamble on horse races in Japan?
>>545101484The horses would fucking die on their classic year or senior year
happy meek's creamy autistic legs...
>>545101769yakuza
I guess while we're talking about irl horses I'll ask. Is Japan actually fairly "low tier" in the global scale of horse racing? I don't mean that as an insult. I just know nothing about horse racing.
>>545101509Belno paizuri
>>545101624Taiki Shuttle and Suzuka are in S
>>545101769That is also allowed. That's why it's so big. It's one of the few legal gambling avenues.
>>545101306just ran into this shit in a public room>i won with no debuffers btw
>>545101465retardGAWD
Can you say Derby without crying?
>>545101465Some of you fuckers are so fucking stupid it makes my sides hurt from laughter.
>>545101484any horse that could do ANY triple crown is glazedif a horse could do a triple x triple crown, the uma version would be a secret fucking boss
>Uma tier listIn this game the only shit unsalvageable horse is og Urara. The rest doesn't matter, you can change everything with prefered sparks and support cards, also there is evolved skill system which is kind of "rebalance" for old umas
>>545100573>>545100875>>545101617>Smart Falcon's story>But applies to entire Japanese keibafag community as a whole
Should i be running my dominators end so it'll always activate?
Uma tier list>S tierMy oshi>D tierYour oshi>F tierTeio
>>545101484The horse would have a high possibility of getting seriously injured or die mid way through their classic year.
>>545100947Imagine if a jap horse ever won the american triple crownlmao
>>545102120No, run them as front so that their Dominator hits right at the last corner which kills the dangerous umas speed at the perfect time.
Managed to get a top speed s-medium Special Week based on the training advice last thread. Stamina probably is kill, but I barely was able to get max speed until the very last rainbow training before thr URA final race pushed me into the threshold to cap speed.
>>545102039/uma/ doesn't like it but an average /uma/gger is infinitely more retarded than sloptubbers, otherwise, none of you would watch them in any capacity at all
>>545102120They have to be at least 5th to proc it and I highly doubt you're not going to be in that position at some point.
>>545101854They've been doing better recently, Equinox was rated as the strongest horse in the world for example and the japan cup is a very high tier G1
>>545101854They used to be low tier before the contributions of Sunday Silence and Deep Impact. They've really stepped up in ability in while the horse racing industry as whole in America and Europe has declined.
>>545102167I'm brown by the way I don't know if that matters
>>545102103but what sets OG urara apart?
>>545102447>He is EoPSad!
>>545102447abayo choco bong
>>545102256Has to be at least 6th right?
>>545102480She's extra retarded.
>>545102480Need too much sparks (and luck to trigger them) to be competitively usable
>>545102528Wrong general, Chinkchonk
>>545101592>summer golshi in C...Oh I get it, C stands for must-pull
>>545102528Wanna bet?
>>545102447
>>545102715She's in C because she's one of the very few Umas who got her Ult nerfed due to it being so fucking busted.
>>545102773
>>545102239most of /uma/ doesn't watch them, though. Its a few annoying fans of theirs or drama trolls
Harro, rice preese
I'm finally watching the new Cingray episode and laughed my ass off at Oguri getting bullied during the race
I'm glad SumSpe showed up since she still seems useful in JP. Opera also seems good too, so that's nice.
>>545102632That's still not bad desu.
>>545101484They wouldn't make it. People don't really get how silly your trained umas get. winning over a dozen g1s easily.
You guys are jealous. You will never be the tripe titara winner.
>>545102946The part where she says she can't speak English got me good
I don't get it, why is Oguri's mandatory race in-game Mile Championship instead of Japan Cup?
...
orange sex
Holy fucking shit get an ad for your fucking brown gacha sloptuber already.
>>545103105retard
>>545103108Biggest whore in the game after dober
>>545102946>the black american uma that plays basketball bullies oguri and terrifies all the umas on the trackWhat did they mean by this...
>>545102946
>>545101484I don't think Urara would survive running 58 races in a row in real life
>>545103091
Grass Wonder would have raped Michele Obama in Japan Cup
>>545103264The exaggerated swagger of a black uma...
>>545103264
>>545103105For easier understanding via game terms, let's just say Oguri was allowed to race at Japan Cup during her Junior YearDoes that make sense?
>>545102998Sometimes my grass wonder is in 3rd or 4th place, maybe because it has too much stamina
>>545101484>A qualifying G2>Hopeless Stakes>Triple Crown>Queen ElizabetH>Japan Cup and Arima Kinen in Classical year>Spring and Autumn Tripe Crowns, which involes Japan Cup and Arima Kinena AGAINAnd that's just a "caual" fan run. That horse is getting Rice Shower'd
>>545103515>junior year>japan cupWTF????????
>>545103481should have been neigha
>First mood up event is from an event chain completionI am FUCKED (not in a good way)
>>545103596>maybe because it has too much staminaits power and wit that pushes your debuffer
>>545103596She shouldn't have more than 800 in anything except wit.Her dying in the second half is part of the plan
>>545103586Mejiro Macintosh..my favorite type of PC
>>545101484>>545103001>>545103647How would the *game* change if it was as hard to win 7+ G1s in game as it is IRL?
Any clubs need a space before I join some random one? I made around 20 million fans last month, but I slacked off a bit for a few days when I was busy
I could win 7+ G1s IRL easily
>>545103867Run? SureWin? I doubt it
>>545103264Oguri capped
>>545103710i have 600 stamina + maestro maybe thats why
>>545103264never relax...
>>545103782-90 energy+ 3x debuffs(any combinations of the training debuffs)+ -15 on every stat except stamina once you win a G1 raceNot so fun now is it?
>>545103867This anon is an uma...
Here comes the snow.
>>545103867>t.horse
>>545103867Tardzuna hands typed this.
>>545101592>I was meta once!>That's nice grandma, it's time to take your medicine
oh yeah, I can finally make a 2nd front now
I want to see Michelle My Baby use her ultimate "Chimp Out"
>>545104151EXPLODE
>>545104051It's for trainer-san's safety. How knows what a trainee would do to her trainer...
applying irl horse race logic also presents digitan as an absolute fucking anomaly btwgoldship gets glazed all the time but people don't appreciate the insanity of agnes digital enough
>>545104151grats man I'm really happy for you
>no torenas in the dormsI feel like this would imply that a rule like this is in place for the safety of the students, but considering how strong umas I can't imagine that if the rule was repealed trainers would be invading the dorms and violating the students. So if the rule isn't for the safety of the students, then who is it for? I forgot my picture.
>>545104051Considering how the Umas can freely break into your locked trainer dorm, I think it's obvious.Just look at Nice Nature, she breaks into your dorm and then shoulder checks you first thing in the morning.
>>545104116Early snow! CongratsI wish it would snow early so I can stay home from work and play uma all day
I wish I was born a horse and bullied tiny wimpy Japanese horses on the course. I don't care if I win or not but getting physical would be the fun part.
>>545103650
>Join new A club>Everyone requesting medium shoesFeeling emotional at seeing the entire shoe requests just not being an avalanche of Dirt.
>>545104367lol nice
>>545104223Isn't the usual reaction to Digital is>WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT HORSE DOING HERE?
>>545104223Why did Cygames depict a 6 time G1 winner like this
>>545104367chad shit
>>545102207Does this actually work?
>>545104560Yes. I didn't post an Oguri Cap smiling picture so you can trust me.
>>545104517She is literally me
Michelle my baby more like Michelle my nigga
>>545104517The hentai was believed to just enjoy being around the other horses
>>545104517You have to cover all the anime tropes somehow and the owner was okay with this
>ep 4 stopped at best part
>decent run>good sparks>you know what would be funny
>>545104780seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex
>>545104560I believe it's made for non front compshttps://youtu.be/8szpnHyoFFg
umapyoi umapyoi
>>545103867We know Vodka
>gooned and nutted to Ardan>now my bones are shaking and my spine hurtswhat the fuck... i am made of glass too?
>>545104752>Trainer's viewpointWait a minute..
>>545105008best uma feet hands down
>>545105008The soul of Ardan is in you now. You have to carry it until you nut again
>tfw when your le comfy club now has a fans quota and danchou is kicking toreinaas out
>>545104849>I believe it's made for non front compsisn't the entire point so that you have another front for s. maru to contest with? or are these built as blockers that have dominator rather than strictly debuffers?
Danchou I'm sorry but EU5 comes out soon so I might not make quota this month...
>>545105125My club just has a "at least be active weekly" since it it's a casual club. After Day 8 or 9 of no log in, I kick.
>>545105194contest too good and they steal the angling proc. They're true blockers who don't win and only exist to throw a wrench into the front gameplan
>>545105209mandems is still playing map painting simulators in the big 2025
That's my umadol...
>>545105125Oh... I'm a danchou and I just did both of those things as soon as we got ranked this month
>>545105125THIS TWISTED CLUB NEEDS TO BE RESET.
>>545105368oh okay, I thought it was just a way to get something out of a sacrificial front runner rather than having a pseudo-ace that's doomed to lose to s. maru anyway
>>545105430do you at least tell them before kicking...
>>545105209The only way to solve this problem is: Ask danchou what country is he from and make a WC campaign with said country.
>>545105417happy birthday retard
>>545105430Greedy!
>>545105417Happy birthday nonnyWhy did you crop the TP?
>dumb falcon poster is one year closer to deathLet's hope it happens.
>>545104752>Trainer's viewpoint
>>545105417Happy B-day
>>545105430average danchou behavior
>>545104830
>>545105526No, they wouldn't see anyway, because they haven't logged in for a week now.
>>545105379what are you playing, slopfield 6 or some other mainstream shite? he is more specialiar than you
>>545105536He's SEA
>>545105662u-uhm, danchou, I... s-so uhh, here's the thing...
>>545105125I have my own secret rule that I don't tell club members, because wildly kicking toreinas from a casual club would cause a riotUsually, it's justified though and I've been getting away with it just OK
I wanna pull more umas and get more star pieces....Will cygames give us more carats? New account, how long until I can train horses that do well in the pvp competitions?
>>545105821If my Danchou was SEA I would leave right NOW
>>545105125Only NEETs and Cheaters are in A+ and S guildsHonorable wagies are in B/B+ clubs who can do 1-2 careers a day
>>545105662Don't worry about it>>545105565>>545105709Danke
>>545105913can you give a hint to your secret rule?
>>545105980>wagies>Honorable
>>545105784i mostly play fighting games
>>545105923>Will cygames give us more carats? Yeah. We'll get everything JP got. Its also our main form of income.>how long until I can train horses that do well in the pvp competitions?If you want to get into the sinkhole thats pvp you wont be able to even start until you get a full MLB deck.
almond eye looks like she fucks old men
>>545105980You're so jelly, wagecuck!
How are your savings coming anons?I am tempted to try for more Bikos after Riko/Rice.>>545105209Who are you going to play first?
>>545105669Karyl my love
>>545105923>New account, how long until I can train horses that do well in the pvp competitions?save for kitasan black rerun and HOPE that you get some MLB SRs and good ones at that.
>>545106215almost with one spark, will roll for digitan and worst case i have to spark her, i was saving for kitasan but thats because i want to roll for more SSRs even though i get only bad ones
>>545106215I have 25k gems. I hope I can get Akebono early so I can splurge on the kitasan rerun to fill out my deck.
>>545106215Oops
>>545105980I'm a wagie that pull 40-50m monthly fineit's because I play at work
>>54510621571K and counting.
>>545105209Based map game lover
>>545106215got 55k carrots. Pretty good since I decided not to pull for the summer hag. I'm hoping I won't need to spark xmas oguri.
>>545106162>guaranteed mogged by forever youngIt's so fucking over
>>545106215Poland because my polack genes aren't capable of letting me not loving the country in every form.
>>545105980my danchou is a wagie and he did +90m in october
Are we getting the new packs tomorrow?
>>545106575based and winged hussars pilled
>>545106547That's a D*rterThis is a TurfStacy game
Quick reminder that if you aren't building Virgo Cup's parents right now, you've already lost.
>>545106547Almond Eye will release on schedule. Forever Young is going to be the next uma they're going to tease for a million years before releasing the trainee. The girl you should feel bad for is Daring Tact.
>>545106575>polishmy condolences
I'm an ojii-san salaryman. Which uma is for me?
>>545106772Air Shakur
>>545106772not fat = Rudolffat = Narita Top Road
>>545106743I already have the triple crown platinum so I'm not as serious or tryhard for CMs now
>>545106772Special Week unironically
>>545106772curren chan without a doubt
>>545106014Sure! picrelThere is no actual hard inactivity threshold like 3 days or 7 days I use, but that's the easier threshold to relay when advertising so applicants don't get discouraged and leeches can't cheat around any loopholes that might exist
>>545106772Sweep Tosho.
>>545106772daitaku helios
>>54510621551k so far, planning to go for spark with the help of the free ten pulls on Riko/Rice, and then scrounging for the meta umas that can tide me over during Mant while I save for Maru/Fine rerun.
>>545106887i didn't consent...
>>545106749tact looks prettier than cucumber so it's okay
>Do a bunch of speed/wit runs for TT>Get a bunch of S/S or A+/S runs and I win most races>Do the same for Luna-chan, and get absolute garbage across the board>805/893 with a bunch of early career losses>>545106575As a dirty germ*n, I respect your patriotism.
>>545106772Espoir City
>>545105980What about A?
IM RISING
So how does scenario link work for non-pal cards? Or in other words what will Rice do if I put her in my deck for Aoharu?
>>545106575I get the feel, that is me but for Naples.
>>545106215How the fuck do you guys have so many carats
>Ryusei Sakai is already in Japan fresh off riding Forever Young to victory and is riding Sunrise Zipangu at JBC ClassicWhat the fuck
Falco wife...
thoughts?
>>545105980I gave in and used the bot that got linked today
>>545103586
>>545107154You get to choose her team name which will give you cooldown at the end of the career.
>>545106625I definitely am.>>545107114Put money in? Or just waiting everything out?
>>545107368Not sure what you mean by put money in but yeah waiting for banners
>>545107226I got lucky, I went broke double sparking Kitasan but got Seiun sky in 48 pulls and Summer Maru in 7.
>>545107239jockeys never stop riding.
>>545105125As a danchou I don't want to to kick you, I honestly don't care if you're leeching but politics are to be damned, if I don't kick you I'll get passive agressive posts in chat and in here making a weird vibe for the team.When I kick you 13 days before end of the month, you have to know it wasn't personal maybe next time try to at least pretend to play the game.
>>545106215Down to 16k after rolling 100 times trying to get SR Sweep 3LB, instead got a bunch of other SRs that were already MLB and spooked by Fine Motion and Shakur
>>545107030Ai-chan doesn't like losing, so she will now rape the trainer 9 times to prove she's prettier
>>545107348You are going to get banned quickly. >>545107430I was asking if you swiped to put more currency on your account or if you are just hoarding currency.
>>545101210Clublist anon here. I am gathering banners and will update the list with new ranks and such in a weekish once standings settle a bit.I appreciate the ritualposter. Version 1.5 will be the next one and maybe I’ll update again before the end of month if needed. Also will have a text version for OP with link to visual version.
What the fuck is wrong with this bitch?
Hello I'm looking for ideally an A rank or at least a solid B+ club. Have about 50 million right now but never really did fan farming because the rest of the people in my old club didn't and we've been falling by hundreds of positions month by month, finally falling to B last month. I have a full 15-20% fan bonus deck and Oguri and Maruzensky so I can fan farm pretty easily to meet quotas.171 795 145 880
>>545106625Does this include the rookie packs? I'm a little hesitant on buying that third 7.5k pack if that's expiring>>545107430I think what he means is "did you buy some of those carats"
>>545106215just saved enough for a sparkwill roll once on digitan and cafe, then keep saving for kitasan and xguri
>>54510621516k counting tickets, going to dump it all on Digitan
FALSLOW!
>>545107595You mean you can get 50m monthly? That's an A+ club.
>>545107154She will start on your team so early your team will be smaller so the team stat gains will be more concentrated and if you pick her team name you get an extra skill at the end of the scenario.
what are the best parents besides seiun for cm5 frontrunners?
>>54510621544k, but will be able to use THAT to get to 60k easily if needed. Planning to use a couple of Riko/Rice 10X and see where it lands me.
>>545107589
>>545106215>F2P >31kIm ready to waste half of this for the all spark banner next year.
>>545107718just seiun sky, the other slot can be whoever has the best affinity to make the groundwork farming less shitty
>>545107453My danchou kicked a flatliner a few days before end of the month. I'm so fucking proud of him!
>>545107768But you need a full spark to make that banner work?
>>545107687>She will start on your team so early your team will be smaller so the team stat gains will be more concentratedIs that a good thing? Don't you need lots of strong umas on your team to make your facilities level up?
>>54510621562k savings for Narita Top RoadI will swipe for xGuri just to stay relevant
>>545107819But you lose the flatliner's fancount...
>>545107840Theres free 100 pulls
>>545107894
>>545107894dekai
>>545107897I wouldnt count on it, just in case
HOW THE FUCK THE RETENTION JUMPED TO 503K???
>>545107896https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N7_wlyvXqM
>>545106215Uhhh 15k paid 5k free. I still need to spend more on FA Matikanefukukitaru>>545107896Danchode here. He only had like 300k to his name before he got kicked, it was fine
>Character says arigato gozaimasu>TL says Danke schön
Your uma? Dead
>>545107894Your NTR pics are starting to get more and more bold.
>>545107896That's the best part, flatniggers don't have a fancount
>>545108009Aoharu Cup got released early on other timezones.
>>545107867When you get new umas they are about as strong as the ones you have already so getting a few strong umas early sets you up for success later.
>perfectly on track with stats and skills for a last-minute Seiun ace>late november senior year taste of warmthI'm scared
Damn, Urara is kinda stupid
Fellow leechads, don't let danchuds threaten you. Keep leeching and aura farming. This is the way based toreinas work.
>>545101148>Closest Uma to Forever Young is Loves Only You (aunt)Honestly we probably would've gotten his dad Real Steel already if it weren't for his name
>>545108121you could've been describing a run I did earlier todaydo not open it if you don't want a glimpse into your future
>>545108183GENJUTSU STEELCAM ON
>>545108240howwww are you guys doing this? perfect parents?
>>545108370
>>545108180
>>545100573>>They win the most prestigious race in America in just four years of actually tryingmost prestigious is the kentucky derby, breeders cup is up there though and its a huge win for forever young but its not the derby.kentucky derby is a household name even for people who dont know anything about horses whatsoever
>>545108413Since golshi was taken, this is my wife now.
>>545108396NOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO MARRY GOLD SHIP FUCK
>>545108360perfect wallet
>>545107964lol cmon now everyone already knows about it
>>545108317THE LEGENDARY HORSE
>>545108471holy oinkers. front really is a whale game
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>545108471Whale-san,,..I kneel
>>545108469What's the matter? Can't handle a strong gold woman?
>>545108471
>>545108471What matters more, mlb creek or fm?
>>545108471say the line teiofag
Scary...
>>545103782>How would the *game* change if it was as hard to win 7+ G1s in game as it is IRL?take away the +400 all stats hidden buff from career mode and still have to win as many races.
>>545100804why do americans keep posting this shit? only america cares about dirt.
>>545108574Mating press
>>545108040>Character says Mastah>TL says Trainer
>>545108589fine motion is completely unnecessary, if I didn't have right-handed sparks i would even take difficulttopronounceuma over her
Be like King Halo
>>545106887Keiba girl..
>>545108471AAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEE TEIOOOOOOOOO TASUKETEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>545107686No I mean how much I have so far. If I was actually in a decent club where others were trying I would fan farm and could easily hit 20-25 million a month though.
>>545108471whale-san... no, whale-sama, I kneel
>>545108240...I ended up with one blue recovery
>>545108179>kinda
>>545108471Wait I have all these...I'm gonna try this build
>>545108738Yeah. 20m is A club if you can get that. Below that and you're slacking.
I'm the biggest shitposter of this thread.Give me a (You) and I will go to sleep. If not I will start shitposting. Don't test me.
Teio save us THEY are here
>>545108574if goldship looked like this all the time I would give her at least 20 children by force
>>545108471>whale deck>back during the start of the game where you could have easily saved 60k and sparked on both the kita and tazuna/creek bannersI saved and got all that except my creek is lb2Come anni, am I going to get called a whale for having that deck?
>>545108916Yeah same I saved 60k and I ended up having mlb kitasan mlb tazuna and lb2 creek
>>545108517Loves already talks about her onee-chan a lot. They really need to him and March Lorraine already especially with Ebayan coming in now, though I guess it's better if they actually add more playable international races since most of their wins are there.
>>545108793prioritise power sparks over stamina if you have them, the cards can get you to 800 stam if you click it enough>>545108916I did 400 rolls on both kita and tazuna/creek
It's 12PM in Indonesia so Teio anon shan't be saving you now
Doing 1 million fan runs is so much fun
>>545108898You mean she would give you 20 children by force.
What exactly is the commemorative event in-universe in the half-anni story snippets FOR?
>>545108974We both know you aren't smiling inside, Oguri.
>>545108471>perfect wallet
I'M GONNA START SHITPOSTING.I'M GOING TO DO IT.
>>545109005For celebrating the half-anni :)
>>545109073I say this and I look like this
>>545109097>being aware that you've only existed for half a year despite having memories going back nearly two decadesgrim notion
THIS is THE honse!
we have cow umas and dog umas but when will there be a pig uma?
>see a flatliner>do double my daily fan grinding to make up for it so we don't lose our rankumad danchou?
So when exactly is the "half-anniversary' happening??? all this 3 part-way is so fucking confusing
>>545108650Palio di Siena is Italy's most famous and prestigious race and not only is it run on dirt, but you also have to ride the horse bareback for maximum gigachad effort. The audience are also in the center of the track watching the horses turn right in front of them.Any race with a lot of history behind it will likely be dirt because gay fake grass turf is a very modern invention and people have been racing horses for thousands of years
>Finally get a 3 star Stamina Uma>It's on a half ass Suzuka run who nobody has affinity with
>>545108471>MLB KItasan, Sweep, and HaloLucky reroller m->MLB Green Woman>MLB CreekTHAR SHE BLOWS>>545108916>Come anni, am I going to get called a whale for having that deck?No, the only reason we're going WHALE and PIGGY is because he said he spent, you retard.READ Trainer READ
>>545109169things that never happens
>>545109178tomorrow
>>545109261me on the left
>>545109216Never
>>545104223At least Tachyon agrees she gets mogged by Digital in her events
>>545108916>top 0.1% luckshitter you deserve to get called worse honestly
>>545109261can't wait for this to become an SSR card art
Surely i can lucksack a supercreek or fine motion off pity during 100 free pulls haha..
WE'RE SO FUCKING DONE FOR
>>545109261
WHEN DOES THE JAP DAHT DAHBY START
>>545109192What would truly be kino is an obstacle course in Mongolia that requires the jockey to hit targets with a bow and arrow just like the great Khans centuries ago
>>545109261Journalism.....
>>545109389kys feetfag
>>545109406He looks like he's going to whip the jockey next to him. Kek
>>545109501Corrupting my countryside GF
>>545109261so FUARKING kino..... turf sissies would never
>>545109452https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongol_Derbythis is the closest you'll get
>>545109392>danchode missed the recruiting boomit's over... it hurts being a B+ club on the edge of A
>>545109452an uma triathlon that also includes jumping hurdles and jousting would be fucking sick
>>545109389cute feet
>>545109406
>>545109567>1,000 kilometreswtf
>>545109192>bareback racewhat is the uma version? are they naked!?
>>545109662mongolia is beeg
>>545109208Your Seiun Sky?Your Bourbon?Your Mayano?
Mam, we just met for a few daysChill???
>>545108974Unironically yes.My monies stash went from 500k to 1m by doing fan runs. it pays for itself when you win a random g3 race and get 10 carrots
>>545109632Didn't see him advertise the club once, and here we are going from 400 to fucking B+. N is going to scream.
>>545109696Umas peak in school, she has to act now
>>545109567>The horses themselves are semi-wild and may not cooperate with the rider, adding difficulty to the event. KINOOOO
>>545109667naked and carrying their trainer
Are you excited for the seething in the thread from the people getting 0 SSRs (or only trash ones) in their free pulls?
>>545109696You WILL move to Germany with her
>>545109667Beach episode
>>545109261>>545109406
>>545109748WE LIKE GAMBLING
>>545109567>world's longest horse race>1,000 kilometreswhat kind of horses are racing this? draft horses?
>>545109567how would this work in umaverse?
>>545108456Anon the kentucky derby is a household name sure.But its only the first length of the american triple crown.Winning the BCC is 100% the bigger win since its probably considererd the peak of dirt racing both in america and internationally.(The winner of the BCC also usually is the winner of the American Eclipse award for Horse of the Year)
>>545109880it's like a really really really really long relay where you change horses every 40 km
>>545109759Not really. I'm not a petty pos.
>>545109894relay race
>>545109845Can't move there when I'm already there.>>545109872CUTE!
>>545107609>>545107501Oh right. Yeah it's all free currency. Haven't spent since kitasan
>>545109759no, I don't like seeing people suffer or being mad.
>>545109872thats cute as fuck
>>545109962Owarida...
>>545109872i love these chibi blob horse designs
>>545109759what if happens to you this time?
>>545109759I will only act smug and make fun of anons after getting at least 1LB Riko from the free pulls. Don't wanna mess with my karma
>>545109759Why would I be excited for that? The other anons should get their cards so they can have fun too.
>>545109759No because that will be me (without the seething part)
>>545109392F in club chat for the danchou!
>>545109759At least a few anons here will get Air Shakur'd (I already have her at 1LB)
>>545109963Nice, I admire the patienceI get roll-happy as soon as my free carats hit 5 digits, so I could never
>>545109872
>>545109759I have accepted that people will getting MLB SSR Riko and SSR Rice while I get nothing.
>>545110008Gonna have chill talks with her in German while the others give us odd looks, having no idea how we're talking shit about them while laughing.
>>545110147It helps to know what cutie horses i want in the future, i'd probably be the same if i didn't
Just watched the most recent CinGray episode, I like the addition of roughhousing in these races. It's only fair that horses that specced into Power should have some advantage when jostling for a good position. If Jap horse owners weren't such crybabies, this would be a great game mechanic too.
>>545109759Can't be mad since I haven't rolled outside the free SSR at all, not even the SR tickets were usedThe only gold cards I have are the free kiryuin and free natie SR
>>545110126Luna WOULD say this.
>>545109392You can expect me to play 5 hours+ a day when the scenario comes out but if one of the two carries leave the club then I'm out too. Sorry danchode. Get your shit together and start recruiting.
>>545109759I hope everyone gets good stuff and they end up happy with their free pulls.
>>545110307
>>545103264When you turn the racing game into the knockout game.
>>545109872>>545110148The racing silk really looks like the tracen jersey. Considering the owner is John Cygames though I think that was probably intentional which is kinda cute if so
>>545110326Our top boy already warned that he would if we stay B+ for 2 months. I like "how far we've come" considering how chill things are, but it's clearly biting us in the ass now.
>>545110307lovey lovey baby making sex with symboli rudolf
Do we get more fans in Aoharu/Unity?
>>545109759Where is the seething?Thank you, Eishin Flash banner! Thank you, Cygenerous!
>>545110506I don't think anyone would be a fan of me...
>>545110506No because we take fewer optional races due to how important training is
>>545110567shut the fuck up
>>545109759That will be me. I sparked on Kitasan and S. Maru and only got 2 SSRs/3-stars along the way in each of those 200 pulls. 4 in 400 pulls when the average should be 12.
>>545110506The same as URA. Anons say that the mandatory team races don't cost a turn though so maybe fan farming in Aoharu is viable.
Now that I've learned about fan farm runs instead of doing my fun dirt runs when I'm done with my 3 borrows now I feel the need to do fan runs
>>545109480He's pre-registered for the Champions Cup. If the owners decide to go through with it, he's got a chance to show off in Japan.
>Niger stole my Hons!
>>545109259That looks really cool, though isn't Grass the one with the Naginata?
>>545110438It's intentional. This is their training/exercise jersey.
i dont play this game anymore how do i get the free ticket for kitasan
>>545110882half-anniversary part 2 tomorrow
>>545110704There's also a chance his connections are sending him straight to the breeding mines which sucks.
>>545110882>Not playing the gameYou don't.
>>545110921well what the fuck
>>545110837KIMI NO AIBAGA
>>545109192Nobody cares bro, italian horse racing is shit lol, only thing that matters is turf
>>545110837lmao UMA MUSUME IS REAL!?
>>545110837Kino
Are we going to get anything exciting for 2026 (Year of the Horse)
>>545110837Will Mr. John Cygames make a real Tracen Academy in the future?
>>545111092Forever Young of course!
How much stamina do I need to clear Kikuka Sho and Tenno Sho Spring on pace?
>>545110603nyoo
weekly CMs when?
>>545111217Soon!
>>545111148Tracen Academy is just the JRA training centers irl
>>545111195450~ and 550~ can clear 3rd, with swinging maestro if you need to actually win
>>545111269Please don't post thisIt's only day 3...
There was a post last thread about a live horse race today, did i miss it?
>>545111301Well, what if I want to win both?
>>545110882Ticket's on the part 3 missions and not part 2, also takes a minimum of 20 aoharu runs to complete.
ATTENTION: /Uma/ Club has two spots left for active toreinas in search of a fun and rewarding top 100 club!HOWEVER: because the well has seemingly run dry of competitive anons that deserve the rewards we are enacting Protocol "Adopt-an Anon" TM!What this means is if you are more of and A+ or A toreina and want to come do your best effor for the month of November you can be carried by the team and just dip out if there are more worthy applicants next month!If you'd like to take advantage of this simply provide your toreina ID AND you personal miniomum amount of fans you can confidently reach for Novemeber and we'll "adopt" the highest bidder to come have fun with the rest of the anons in the club!
Clover anons...you have to swallow your pride and go save other A(+) clubsyou have the powereveryone is going to die if this keeps going
>>545111327https://www.youtube.com/live/-yd4YZd3tWQ
>>545111403>censoring your insultslmao okay
>>545110947True. Nowadays horse owners are more jewish and want the money from studding more than racing. But I feel like with Journalism losing to Sovereignty 2 times and a 4th place finish at BCC, winning in a couple of more races should increase his stud value.
>>545111460>want the money from studding more than racingNo one will want their horse as a stud if they don't do well in races though.
>>545111298HOLY CRAP LOIS THE EL CONDOR PASA?!
>>545111403grim.
groundwork... doko...
>>545111403Wow I think, I will not!
>>545110289The early trailers for the game had it but then it was removed.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOyY8Tzya8k
>>545111567>speedIt’s glue anyway bwo.
One of Ebayan's brothers(one of real steel's son) threw off his jockey at the gate, strolled at the front of the gates, went back to the gate then proceeded to win as a frontrunner all in
>>545092586PLAYABLE NORTHERN TASTE AND TOKINO MINORU WHEN???
>>545111649>I thinkdon't
DAHBY
>>545111403Hmph! Yada!
>>545111148Once Japan gets off their ass and genetically engineers real umas I have no doubt he will.
JBC Ladies Classic at 15:25 JST (in ten minutes).Riot Girl running with Ogurin silk.
>>545111527Yes. The Horse of the Year and Inductee in the JRA Hall of Fame, El Condor Pasa.
>>545111460Maybe if American horses raced more and had more storylines, racing wouldn't be dying.
>>545111759WHICH CHANNEL
>>545111712Delet this
DARB
>>545111721But Uma Musume is a WIT game!? I must think!
>>545111712I will make them mothers
>>545111787See >>545096085 for Funabashi.
>>545111710FRONTGODS
>>545111759Is there a Liquipedia type site where i can see all the horse stats? I don't know who to root for...
>>545111403Could I give it a try? Could reach ~25 million this month171 795 145 880
>>545111710the ego on this kid
>>545111403Have you considered that maybe those competitive anons don’t like your club?
>>545111986I don't think there has been any drama to warrant that, I joined last month and it's pretty chill
>>545111403
I AM SO SICK OF HOW MUCH THE COMPUTER CHEATS IN KIKUKA SHO AND TENNO SHO SPRINGJUST BECAUSE YOU CUNTS HAVE A GOLD RECOVERY DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO WIN WITH 200 LESS STAMINA THAN MEFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKKK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>545111403Goddamn, you globalbabs sure take your clubs and rankings seriously.
>decides to be a miler instead of medium>has groundwork>isn't El Condor PasaIt's so over...
>>545111986Explain, anon. Now I'm curious
>>545112104*sluuuuuuurp*yes it does*siiiiiiiiip*
>>545112097I just go for the Triple Tiara if Creek doesn't give me maestro before kikuka sho
>>545111403lol lmao rofl XD if you're so inclined
Nice :D
>>545111403>/uma/ discord club will rape an anon before dumping him next month for their next victim
>>545111403Sounds like bunch of EGOMANIACS lmfao. No, I will stay in my B+ club tyvm
hello I know nothing about uma musume outside of funny Goldship memes but I saw Michelle My Baby and she is right in my strike zone, so what should I do to get more of her in my life in a completely normal and healthy way?
https://www.youtube.com/live/-yd4YZd3tWQJBC Ladies starting
>>545112356It's about to start!
>>545112351>that reswhat is wrong with you thirdies
>>545111403adopt deez nuts nigga
>>545112351read the manga
I still have umas I haven't done a career for... like 4 now I think?
>>545111408Clover was my old club, members there begged for discord club cause the ingame chat sucks
>>545112351She's not a playable character, she's only in the Oguri Cap anime and manga
>>545111403GAYEST shit I've read since the clover drama every two days
>>545112356>That middling fanfare compared to the Tenno ShoDirt races really are lesser races in Japan huh?
>>545110810they switched mid fight
>>545112356frontGOD wins again
>>545112356>Frontrunner winkek.
>>545112504GRIM. No wonder their danchode flatlined on their gay ass.
Frontchads!!
>>545112504>members there begged for discordNot a /uma/ club thenPlus your entire club is a bunch of unironic zoomer and/or redditor>that resolution + overlay shitYou incompetent turd lmao, fitting that you're from Clover, redditfag.
>oguri silk honse didn't activate triumphant pulse>also went with pace chaserYOU DUMBASS MF
>>545112356Mares...
>>545112356latekeks BTFO
>>545112620what about them
>>545112504I was in the club last month but didn't see anything about that though?
Are fronts stronger on dirt because it's harder to get the acceleration for late gamblers like on turf?
>>545112356>>545096961Laurel won
>>545111403hmmmm I'll think about it when you drop the quota down to 500k fans/day
>fronts getting uppity after a lateGOD mogged them in akiten
>>545112516>She's not a playable characterI am gutted>she's only in the Oguri Cap anime and mangaI guess I will look that up then, thank you.
It's crazy to see the rest of /uma/ no fervently watching Keiba now when two months ago no one gave a single shit. It's like a switch flipped as soon as the Shuka Sho happened.
>>545112767Its only natural given the place and subject matter
>>545111403Might consider it, got 50m last month and it's been pretty consistent for the previous ones as well. Just haven't jumped ship yet so it'd be a bit.
>>545112767>soon as the Shuka Sho happened.more like when l'arc happened
>>545112767nobody is watching your e-celeb/vtuber bwo
It was fun anons, go on without me King Halo best girl
>>545112767Most of the casuals have been weeded out by now
>>545112767Two months ago was probably filled with casuals chasing the trends of all of the mainstream streamers. People that have stuck around this long are more likely to be interested in the sport that the game literally revolves around.
There should be a whole episode dedicated to Gold City's ass
>>545112351she's manga/anime exclusive sadly. Foreign horses arent getting in anytime soon.
>>545112895>>545112895>>545112895
>>545112867You stay here, leaving isnt very first rate of you!
I want to run Opera in this cm but I cannot make a good horse consistently. I have naturally dogshit luck and am terrible at the game. How do I improve this horse
>>545112863What?
>>545112767My job missionary work here is done.Please continue to love hors.
>>545112504oguri you must stop the gaslighting... it's not healthy...
>>545112956you need taiki and maru ult if you're planning to make her a pace (and ryan's if late). she just doesn't have any accel to zoom in late race.
>>545112767It's JP schizos invading these threads and providing artificial hype that makes a few globalfags want to feel like they belong
Why are there still retards entering 1 uma in cm test lobbies? And why are these people never in my finals?
>>545112835 it'd be nice to have another chill anon trading shoes every day and 50 isn't too bad at all. I'm not sure if I worded things strangely to warrant all the negative replies, it's been a long day or two, but i think you'd have a good time. (And we have no Discord or drama despite what the negative sillyposters will say)let me know your id and I'll save your spot for tomorrow
>>545112767Still not watching cause horse pussy are dark and stinky
>>545113193Brutal!
>>545113163Yeah don't really know why people are unhappy with a month of better gibs, it's like a seasonal position before moving on to better pastures. Unfortunately it'd be an extra 24 hours if I decided to leave right now and I've marked down a timer for danchou to get his shit together at Leo Cup opening and have a chance at trying to salvage what we got left, so won't want to hold you up in getting someone else in sooner.
>>545113084>t. schizo
>>545112115Is that attitude not insufferable? Just because they can’t find something or someone they think the well is dry. Deserve their rewards? They don’t deserve competitive anons.
>>545113497No problem, maybe we'll still have a spot by then anwyway!>>545113748"well is dry" is just an expression to mean they are in other clubs doing their thing and not recruitable. I think you just have a personal issiue with competitive clubs perhaps because we've done nothing to warrant any drama, but if you're being genuine and I worded things poorly I didn't mean to be upsetting so I apologize, I'm pretty tired
>>545112767Most people in America find horse racing entertaining, just that outside of the Kentucky Dahbi there's not many well known races. Since the game hammers the race names into your head it gets people watching the real thing
Yes I am an avid hore racist
