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Teio!
cute autist
>>545112616>tries to break into inner>gets boxed in insteadAHAHAHAPOST THAT SOUND FILEWHEN YOU'RE BLOCKED
>>545112767I'm here betting real money already it's fucking over for me.
>overqualified anons refuse to move up>underqualified anons keep getting in
More like Awful Result lol
>>545112978She is quite cute
>"prestigious" G1 race>scuffed ahh streamRemove dirt races from Japan.
>>545112954How do I make her good in game? I pulled her during S. Maru and she is sex, but she's just a worse Vodka
She got gigabrocked in URA qualifiers btw.
>>545113084>JP schizosthe only schizo here is (you). the JP fags were the OG /uma/ people to begin with till the grass indo turd made another general so he could get his team back.
>Like 60k people were watching the stream during the race>Stands are fully filled with peopleIs John Cygames' agenda to make Dirt Racing bigger in Japan working?
>>545113046I am right where I belong with my A/B+ club homies.
>watch one horse race>suddenly my front page is swarming with horse racing videosI hate the algorithm
>>545113115You just have to put in enough time to make up for the deficit of ~500-600 skill points
>>545113046A+ is the right mixture of sweatiness and comfiness!
oguri rape (as in *rapes you*)
>>545113115build her the same way as a vodka/grass but with worse growths and just pray to Shiraoki that she gets a good unique procWith NN out, even her built-in OYL isn't particularly valuableI run City because I love her, not because she's good
>>545112895if anyone wants to join a /uma/ circle, CunnyInc. has a couple spots to fillno requirements to join, just put /uma/ in your profile so we know youre from here
>>545113330She would neverShe also gets cucked by Daiwa
>>545113330It's not rape, if I want to make sweet love to her.
>>545113359what's your endgame bwo
>>545113162I would fuck the right side hag!
>>545113115wait for her island alt in 3 years
>>545113258
nyot an /uma/ club!
CC said dual stamina debuffs aren't strong this cm. Why is my restless 850 stam maru dying in every lobby?
/uma/ is a shitty club and it's going to die hard and you better accept it
>>545112895>wife groove still decent after all these yearsglad to know that
>>545113359you have a strong mental illness and should probably go get some help.
>>545113046A+ clubs are too sweaty for me with 40M quotasAs well as S clubs who has 60MI will burn out fast before MANT if I joined them
>>545112978This is obscene levels of kraut autism
Ì have to admit i'm getting more into keiba the more i watch, but the races feel so short. By the time i'm fully invested in a race it's already over.
>>545112978Krauts don't behave like this.But holy shit is it cute as hell!
>>545113182>Watch a bunch of horse races>Suddenly my front page showed me the aftermath of the 2023 Japanese Derbyi hate the algorithm
>>545113046All the B+ carries should leave their flatliner club and join an A or A+ club.
>>545113046anons are overestimating A+/S requirements because you guys are shitposting about making 5 1m runs per day, every day, for the entire month
Bwos wtf. Oguri is literally Saber
>>545113530just watch the appetizer races too such as debut or maiden before the main dish (grade/R11)
>>545113728>I wanna hug ogu all day>I wanna fuck seibah all dayThey're not the same
>>545113728
>>545113728That's Durandal
With all the recruiting talk as a danchou there is this one guy in my club that isn't from here I think I accidentally accepted his request but the guy has been in the club for the last 3 months without hopping to another club, sometimes chat, always trades shoes and doesn't flatline. I'll keep this nigga around until the end of the club even if he just barely meets the unspoken quota.
>>545113728Nahwe ignore the sameface problem
>>545113728>Are you my toreina?
>>545113793True, but also see >>545113763>>545113838Based!
>>545113084This shit is trueJPfags on my club are promoting irl race.I DONT GIVE A SHITHORSES POOP LIKE CRAZY AND ARE STINKY
S rank clubs will keep poaching all the best A rank club players for eternity. It's over for A clubs we are just a stepping stone.
>>545113681i just joined an s-rank club and i'm already being threatened with doxxing if i don't pump out 5 fan runs per day
>>545113891A rankers will make S rank clubs drop to A+ bro.
>>545113450The attitude of the last recruiter makes me dislike them. I’ll keep my 2 million daily fans to myself thanks.
>>545112895Would you humiliate your competition by posting results on youtube? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBU8XNatK7EGlobal version when?
>>545113891>It's over for A clubs we are just a stepping stone.Can say that again.
>umatter instead of umastagramwtf I like the kraut now
>>545113865No bulli Durandal!
>>545113941There are people in A rank clubs getting 100M fans every month anon
>>545114023Eishin's posts only fly umatter.
I should MLB Mcqueen before Brian right?
tamabros...
>>545114198My god I want to rape Toni Bianca
>>545114198Sex with Gold City
>>545114198Stab the ItalianGet raped by the ZealanderGet killed and robbed by the NigerGet murder fucked by the other American
>>545114189Isn’t the next welfare card pretty good? Might want to save points.
>>545114037but whythey could easily be making 900+ crystal per month
>>545114023She got banned from Umastagram for inflammatory language.
>>545114198Wife
>>545114260Huh, which one is that?
>>545114037>>545113941>>545113891>just have all the S earners in S clubs, A+ earners in A+ clubs, etc.>then nobody is leeching>nobody is carrying unfairly eitherIt's really not that complicated or dramatic you guys
>>545114271The fixed timeline comic is funnier
>>545114271All according to her plans...
>>545114347shut up King PoopI wanna be carried
>>545114347isn't this what the eden discordbotters dohave like 5 teams and distribute their players according to performance?
i am back after getting my ass reamed in maplestory
>>545114263Probably just saftey, no A cclub wants to lose a 100 million fan earner so even if you flatline for a while Danchou won't kick you
>>545114347But if you're an S earner in a comfy A club, you have the freedom to take it slow whenever you want. As opposed to being stuck without a club the second you slow down in an S club
>Reddit Halo shitter>Muh adopting anonsThis retard really typed that and didn't stop to think twice before posting.
>>545114347
>>545114550s clubs don't kick flatliners in the middle of the month, otherwise they'd just lose out on the fans that anon had earned up to that pointand all the s-rank fan earners will already be in clubs by that point so it's not like you can replace them
>>545114550If you wanna flatline for a month because you're gonna be busy go down to an A club and chill there. I don't get the problem
>fujita san it's cold outside does our team have any jacket>no but you can have that leftover uma merch tracksuit>splendid
some people just like being a big fish in a small pondS rank niggers would never understand
Are you really tryharding for 20 bucks worth of extra rolls (10 rolls give or take).
>>545114725what if I don't want to be a big fish in a small pond...
>>545114725isn't that literally just smurfing
>>545114550I'm in an S club, I tryharded for 15 days and chilled for the rest of the month, ended up with 100m fans by the end and never got kicked lol, no club leader is that insane
play for love, not for glory
>>545114739This is a game I play every day now. Might as well get some value out of my playtime. That's the only reason I'm in an A+ club to be honest.
I THINK WE SHOULD KILL THE /uma/ AND /umagg/ LEADER RIGHT NOW
is this the longest new month club recruitment autism has lasted in global
Do you run a pace late or end as a third when taking 2 fronts?
>>545114725You're being taken advantage of by flatlining niggers and the Danchou that refuses to kick them. You don't need to live like that bwo...
I hate Teio.
Even class 5 is getting the semen retention line pretty high...
>>545114793but anonhelping your trainees achieve gloryis the highest form of love you can do for them
>>545114861Proof?
>>545114524this is what /uma/ has been doing just slowly since Umaooo started the top 100 race in June. -remember when they poached every top anon from every other club for the first few months? It's just less organized than Discord but it's the same shit on a monthly basis>>545114550THIS is understandable but it doesn't apply for the majority of players. How fucking often do you see>DANCHOU THE FLATLINERRSSSSexactly, all day every day, the big fish small pond guys are very few
What is that jobber Gold Shitty doing in cingray's Japan Cup? She can't even beat oguri cap (as in peak) let alone toni bianca or tamamo cross
i HATE Super Creek!
>>545114887Being a hot piece of umanko
>>545114725>>545114626>>545114347>>545114550>>545114739Im surprised that white paypiggus are even doing this SEA slavery just for a few more carats
>>545114887wtf rude and uncalled for
>>545114895Might as well update that and add /umagg/ to b+
AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE
>>545114961I am not tho?
>>545114937this is animated like one of those "try not to cum" ads
>>545114895Isn't Umaooo back to S rank last month
>>545114961i play this much anyway anon, it's not for the club
Why so sirius, torena?
wtf the oguri owner is still active?
>>545113046My underachiever club is more fun
Man Japanese dirt really looks like shit compared to American dirt.
>>545114887GOLD CITY IS SUPER CUTE AND A NICE UMA!
>30/30 You did well, danchou.
Chiyono's Japan Derby win was more hype that boring Super Creek's Kikuka Sho win!
>>545115040>>545115002it will be updated in a few days once ranks settle in
>>545115104They should get new fucking cameras
When does the borrow limit go up? Didn't chinks and korea get 5 borrows almost immediately after release?
>>545113728Wrong, she's literally Jeanne D'Arc. RoB's.
>>545114876nothing wrong with tryingbut it's not the end of the world when you fail
My B rank club just got a new member who got kitasan mlb and 100m fans instead of the usual newfriends, we're ranking up this month bwos
Just play the game and you will be A+ easily.
>>545115326proof? Post club ID anon I won't try to poach him I swear
when is my danchou going to start recruiting.....
>>545115146Whatever you say Grannyzensky
>>545115153Wasn’t it updated already?
>>545114065it was unfortunate wording because it's asking people to basically suck up their pride and be borrowed for a month and dumped out right after, which insinuates that they're not a "worthy" member and they're only allowed to join out of circumstance or generosity of the leaderto prospective recruits it reads like>you're not good enough to join us but if you get lucky then we'll generously offer you a slotwhich isn't an attitude many will be on board with
>>545115443Have you tried asking him?
>>545115246Remember when Cygenerous said they were working on accelerating QoL changes back when the game out? People actually believed them.
>>545115443After you drop in rank
>grab long A sparks>grab 2* more stamina>career becomes trivialwell pink farming just got a whole lot worse but at least I'm not wasting my time playing 15 minutes just to get swalled into Oguri's fat gut now
I will make Gold City win this cm by training my nose in her ass doing 3 a days
>>545115589I did, no response
>>545115487What was the point of Belno spying the Japan Cup umas, if Ogurin still got surprised by the basketball umarican bumping into her? And Roppei didn't say anything about it?
>>545115637she could be at least usable during virgo but really shes waiting for the ult buff
Sex with Gyarus
carats are gay, who even needs carats, actually fuck carats
>>545115570>autist in S rank club doesn’t know how to interact with peopleShocking.
First and last time I grind for a CM
>>545115664But Roppei told her that if she wanted to pace she had to do it under "that" condition
>>545115664To show that Belno is a poor spy
>>545115569the one with quotas is the unofficial one made by another that modifies it and excludes all the clubs below B+ because they have no quota, it's just a useful thing he's doing once in a while and not the main one
>>545115723is that a thong
>>545115778>>545115819It's a gyaru. The fuck do you think?
>>545115707I used her a bit on the last cm and a few lobbies for this one and I think when her ult procs after pump then into red shift/sfv its pretty good. Maybe its all confirmation bias but I think its pretty good
>>545115664to introduce the viewer to the characters so there's some context before they all have their flashback/motivation scenes in the middle of the race
>I'll just take it easy suzuka farming runs today>slow metabolism>4th turn in the infirmary she still has it>quad speed rainbow next turn>quit>start next run>fail a 7%>don't overdo itSorry danchou, today's gonna be a flatline.
IWANTTOFUCKNINGENWOMAN
dueling stella deserved to win
>>545115664Belno didn't want to sound racist
>>545115849holy rekt
>>545115753Reminder that some guy who hasn't played the game in 2 weeks is gonna grind a random ace last minute with no S, 600 stam and one gold recovery and is going to win platinum title just by getting lucky
>>545115753isn't Ogurin like the easiest uma to train for this CMMedium S1200 Speed800 Stamina700+ powerSwinging Maestro and/or GourmandRedshift+SFVLiterally the lowest requirements of any other meta uma for this race.
>>545115940The last two days have been incredibly shitty with night owls, migraines, and random mood downs. I’ve consistently gotten two to three night owls per run where I only used to get one per run on average.
Which uma is easiest to farm fans with?Fucking maru needs a bunch of pink sparks to not make every med/long even more of a gamble
>>545116014Shut up teio
>>545116039s. maru, then vanilla maru, then oguri
>>545116039goldshitter
>>545114851Anything but pace. Paces hate running with multi fronts
>>545109143should I guts max for a 3*guts parent? why else do it?
>>545116014>tfw got everything but redshift
>>545115664>if Ogurin still got surprised by the basketball umarican bumping into her?That actually annoyed the fuck out of me, what the fuck is her trainer doing not telling her this shit? Seem pretty fucking pivotal
>>545116107>why else do it?It's fun.
>>545116107gutsmaxxing gives you spd and power too
>>545116015It happens from time to time.
>>545112895tag yourself /uma/i'm chocolate hula
>>545116197Please go away king poop
>>545112895any idea where this image comes from?
>>545115487How did Cygames get hold of my ace?
I hope they turn Forever Youngs career into an Anime
>>545115570I can see it. Definitely not the intended meaning. It wasn't meant to take someone from another club either which I should have clarified. Thought there would be a few stragglers that couldn't really do the minimum but maybe could use a club for the meantime until the next wave of openings in December. I don't know if there's a way to word that super well but I'll try to a better job of not making it sound like some snobbish "mercy" next time as it was just supposed to be a friendly "come hang out for a while if you want to" invitation. Thanks for explaining it anon. Sorry again
Ramonu is NOT beating the hag allegations...
the best way to play this game is to ignore metashit. and just pick 5-6 horses that personality you like and have good affinity with each other. then you always have a fun career with minimal bad luck and randomness
>>545116438>ningen has wrinkles>ramonu does notthere you go
>>545116014her 20% speed/10% pow growth is basically one of the most optimal growth distributions ever. combine that with a piss-easy career with no mandatory longs and yes, she's one of the easiest to train ever. literally everyone was able to shit out a competitive oguri for CM1 and would have stayed that way, but luckily she's hamstrung by pace chasers being shit now that front runner dominance is here.in reality, front runners were good from the start of the game. i had a 75% WR in rounds and won CM1 with a double front comp even without groundwork and angling.
>>545115753post the 13.5k
>>545115487>hesitant pace chasers>hesitant pace chasers>hesitant pace chasers>flustered pace chasers>frenzied pace chasers>dominator>dominator>all seeing eyes>murmur>trick (rear)
>>545116427Too soon. We still have uncovered JRA hall of famers. I want them to redo the Golden Generation with El as the main character.
>>545115107Does this anime go with historical results, like the other one?
>>545116539
>>545116649The races are legit but some of the umas have their names changed iirc
>>545115487>tfw you didn't believe the 1200 stam + 3 gold recovs on 2200 medium guide
>>545116270Oh, I'll go away, to the finish line! Feel free to enjoy the view
>retention line is at 500k
>>545116501>spoilerI got fucked over by not knowing about dual front strategy, my taurus Maru was winning every race that had a second front
>>545116694Damn she's huge
>>545116732Please keep going away, but at a slow pace so I can follow and watch
>>545116694if she had a few more skills and an S rank she'd be a champ
Trainer? Nothing more than a cut of fuckable meat?
>>545115326Hold on, 100 mil is good? Why am I still stuck in a c rank club?
>>545116882Because you don't leave?
>>545116014She's easy for people that have Taiki or Maru. Otherwise it's a pain inheriting Medium S + an uma skill from grandparent.Although I'm not sure if Oguri even needs SFV. I've seen plenty win with just redshift somehow
>>545116694How do people do this shit, just get insanely lucky with friendship trainings?
>>545116745The info about needing 2 front runners in a race has been out there (it's how I knew I needed 2 back in CM1), it just wasn't really talked about since front runners in general weren't talked about until Sei release
>>545116992Usually by highrolling with Tazuna
>>545116992Anyone who has Oguri unlocked has an Oguri like this.
>>545116882Just leave, drop ID if you want I'll DM danchode so you get into an A club
Can I actually make a good Aoharu ace for CM finals, if I don't have my own Kitasan Black? I'm not rolling for Riko.Just enjoy my 3rd place in finals?
>>545116694>lv 6TEIOTHIS ANON RIGHT HERE
>>545117154If the rest of your deck is good enough, yes.
>>545117154Open League yes
>>545116039I use Suzuka with a long spark and easily get 600k-750k a run (I don't have the full 120% fan bonus or it'd be closer to 1m)
>>545117154If you have Tosho MLB'd, Halo MLBd, Tachyon/SR Dober MLB'd and a creek, you can borrow Riko and make an Ace without Kitablack.
So which club deserve a 45 minute documentary made of them and why?
>>545117295Huh didn't realize she has Professor of Curvature in her kit I thought only Rudolf did
>>545116827Imagine being stuck as Rudolf’s trainer. She’s the best of the best but behind closed doors she scares you. Rudolf is an excellent president but a terrifying trainee, who at any point can and will take you by force. It’s only by the promise you made that you’d marry her after she graduates that saves you, because you know she will keep that president chair occupied even after her senior year. Still, you must be wary whenever you interact with other uma musume since you don’t know when Rudolf might kidnap you and take you by force to get her pregnant, causing your life and career to end by her own doing. Be careful trainers-you do not want to mess with Symboli Rudolf.
>>545117147But there's no private messaging in this game...?
>>545117303CUMADanchou was just too far ahead in time.
>>545116014"easiest to train for this CM" depends more on pulls imo, as in "do you have any stamina cards at all">t. 0LB creek and 2LB welfare maqueeer
>>545117147341 415 111 944Thnx for the help. Would appreciate it.
>>545116882>>545115326100mill fans total or per month?
>>545117091what does that mean?
>>545117202Teioposter got temp banned again the piggus roam free
>>545117407lb3 mac isn't bad at all. You also just got given the daiwa card for free for race planner
post something cute
>>545117413sent
>>545117303I say umasumi. Were chill and danchou is very bullyable
>>545117402But Cuma wasn't even a 4chan club
>>545117295slutty uma...another one I need to spark on the rerun banner
>>545117301>Tosho MLB'dnyes>Halo MLB'dLb2>Tachyon/SR Dober MLB'dLb2 Tach/0Lb Dober>CreekLb0
does shortstack still have a slot, i dropped my ID a few days ago before reset but im on cooldown
>>545117303uma&co because their danchou got molested leading to it's creation
>>545116694>ANOTHER A+ WHALEHAHAHAHAHA OINK OINK SNORT SNORT RIGHT ON CUE IT'S THE PIGGY WHALES ONCE AGAIN IN THE GENERAL. JUST COULDN'T WAIT TO PIGGY AND OINK AND SQUEAL IN THIS STYGAMES SLOP PIGGY'S MEETING WITH YOUR MLB CARDS AND A+ OBUHI CAP (AS IN PEAK PIGGY) THAT YOU'RE GOING TO REMAKE DURING THE FINALS WHEN YOU SPAM 74291479 AHEGAORU CUP RUNS JUST TO RUIN THE GAME FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU
YEEEES
>>545117727umanko danchode isn't even the same guy that made the club anymore
>>545117734Teioposters need sex
>>545117303All of them>umaoo"Poaching In and Burning Out">Uma&Co"Dark Path to Discord">CUMA"On Making a 30-second Spreadsheet My Entire Life (And making Anons Fear It in The Process)">AlmondLove"My Little Danchou Can't be THIS Cute!"you could do this for every club except maybe CloverClub (the C rank one)
>MICHELLU MAI BEBBY>OBEYU YOA MASTAHGod I wish Umas were real.God I need an Uma girlfriend.AAAAAAAAAAAAA It's not fair!
>>545117684ah shit buddy, i thought you moved on or decided to stick with your club. i left a spot open until the previous thread but saw you were still in your old club so recruited another anon
>>545117734>OBUHI CAP
>>545117734never stop postingyou make my enjoyment of teio so much more
>>545117789Suspiciously missing a club there
>>545117789but clover club (with the leech danchou) sounds like the most fun of the bunch
>>545117562
>>545117785Don’t worry gold city I’ll rape em
>>545117810can't crawl back to em now
>>545117789Do people really fear poachers? Pretty sure people have free will
UMA&CO REMOVED THEIR CORD ALRIGHTWE'RE CLEAN AND COOL AND NOT TRANNY ANYMORE
>>545117789Ok do a documentary title for every /uma/ club if you're so great
>>545117734*smooches you*
>>545117562you first
>>545117932I don't believe you.
>>545117303There's no other club that deserves it more
>>545117734I love you so muchchuu~
Daiwa Scarlet has a big heart
>>545117932You're still unclean until you kick everyone who failed the test and joined it while it was available
>>545117912there's a few other clubs recruiting, and with your fan count you definitely deserve to be in a club higher than c rank...just post your uid, someone will scout you
>>545118000>dancho. .kek
>>545117734> AHEGAORU CUPOk I laughed
>>545117789>except maybe CloverClub (the C rank one)We're actually B
At least whales earned their money with their honest work. Like being cryptobros that scammed some dumbfucks with poomp and doomp schemes. Or they're employed by some evil organizations like Blackr*ck. And their money goes directly toward John Cygames to further nippon keiba agenda, which is a net gain for /uma/.Luckshitters are worse desu. They did nothing but got lucky. There is zero gain. No pain. No respect.
>>545118000>700k fans a day was considered crazy back in the day
>>545117789uma&co discord only serves as an alternative to the ingame chatno one really uses it other than say they're taking a break
>>545118000now that the dust has settled, what the FUCK was he thinking?
>>545116694is this even good for CM?
>>545118010Full for love for her friends, her fans, and her trainer!
>>545118138That was barely three months ago
>>545117734need some goo goo?
>>545117734
>>545118195No medium S means she's glue, it's what puts the PEAK in Oguri Cap
alrighty then, any clubs still open? I hover around 40-60M monthly, depending on my schedule, still on cooldown also 611460456806
Are tracen students allowed to take part time jobs?
I won the hot spring ticket for king halo.........
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>545117734>OBUHI CAP (AS IN PEAK PIGGY)holy kek
>>545118321Yes, Gold City is a model and a hairstylist.
>>545118239Yes!
>>545117789CUMA danchou was ahead of the curve but was killed by Teio dupes
>>545118226a better time...
>>545116964SFV serves as insurance if Redshift doesn't proc or vice versa
>>545118000>never get into the cool schizo excel sheet clubs
>>545118476Can’t believe I only joined uma solely cuz a friend said it was a rogue like duck life. Now I’m stuck trying to plan to see the Kentucky derby next year
>>545118313sent you an invite, no quota comfy club though
>>545118138>>545118000CUMA danchou was right all along700k fans is like 2 runs of Agnes and I get like 400k-600k fans with her in a single run.
>>545118313sent you an invite just now anon! hope you can make it!
Gold City's racing uniform...why does she look like a...um...well...you know?I mean...she wouldn't look out of place loitering around pic-related.
>>545118564My heroesAnd Seiun Sky, the cutest.
>Do 2 borrows yesterday, 1 today>Still have 60 energy left Danchou, you may seethe, but I ain't doing that.
>>545118564Teio is about to drop a nuclear N-bomb
>>545118000What? What the fuck is a coomer guild?
>>545118674https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y380bkHlye8
>>545118000>my danchou never called me a decent humanunfair
How many clubs will implote when Unity Cup drops and fan quota rises
I won!!!
>>545118702that's what semi-competitive clubs are called
>>545118178I honestly don't know>make a casual club in the middle of the month, meaning no club rewards>decide to suddenly bait and switch from being a casual club toquota executions (which wouldn't matter anyways because of the aforementioned mid-month club creation)>begin inviting discord randos until it's like 10% /uma/>masskick/nuke the entire clubIt's also kind of funny /uma/ lore that /uma/pyoi and shortstack were created as a result of CUMA
https://www.youtube.com/live/-yd4YZd3tWQJBC Classic starting soon
>8 fan runs and 3 ace attemptshow was everyone else's day?
>>545118778Steamed King...
Global clubs shouldn’t have this much lore
>>545118547>>545118584appreciated
>>545118851pretty good
>>545118831Explain to me the uma column.
why does narita brian's song sound like a bargain bin linkin park song lmao
>>545118239mommy
I fearmonger that the A+ and A clubs are full so that anons who are qualified for them will panic and funnel into B+ rank clubs instead.
>>545118895Umamusume that appear in their pedigree
>>545118831giga king or king's sword better win
>>545118851I did 2 Falco runs after getting her, super chill. Now trying for a third time to max speed on her for TT. Very comfy and cute uma.
>>545118925the extra A anons should create a new club and it will be A instead of joining the B ones
>>545118831>Nikki right won Holy shit that was pretty good
>>545118831What the heckWhy weren't there any cool skill activations?Didn't even get a close up of their go-time face
MEISHO! DOTO!
>>545118831Win Librement will place! I beleeb!
>>545119040what about her?
french FUCK
dowg
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WIHT IT
>lememe
>>545119152why is she so obsessed with blooming?
Runs take at most 20-25 minutes. If you do all three runs in one go that takes about one hour-1.5 Then you can be free for the rest of the day to do other things. Then when you're getting close to sleep time, you'll have about 60 energy left. Now you can do two more runs easily and bam. Instant 1.5m fan gain. Don't be lazy anon. Just do your careers. You don't even need pots. I'm not asking for much here.
A banana in these dire times?
>>545118831who won?
HALO BROS OUR PEDIGREE
>>545117734>OBUHI CAP (AS IN PEAK PIGGY)lmao
>>545119191No, I don't think I will.
>>545119040DOTO! RAPE!
>>545119191>spend 90>"you'll have about 60 energy left"But it takes 8 hours to regain that 50 energy? I'm not waiting up til 4am just for that.
>>545119191YADA
>>545119191Blow it out of your ass.
Lemaire is too strong. Hes even got Mare in his name
>>545119191if they let me bank up borrows until the weekend i would play moretheres some days i just cannot play because i work 12 hrs
>>545119248Mikki Fight
gutsGODS
>>545119214the economy must be improving
Unreal
So why are some teio posters just so weird?
>>545117734Paypiggus cant save this gameSummer Maru floppedMeisho Doto floppedEishin Flash floppedNature Nature floppedRiko Kashimoto will flopRice Shower will flopAgnes Digital will flopSuper Creek will flopRice Shower again will flop
>>545119438no surprise given their bloodline
>>545119470>sub 1k power and speed Back to the mines with you
>>545119510>some
>>545119191hm.nyo.3 borrows and i'm done
>>545119191One run a few hours after I wake up and one run a few hours before I sleep. That's the best I can do.
>>545119546Why are you implying with this post?
>>545119514What are their sparks?
Meisho Hario was impressive coming in second. Old and almost died not too long ago if I remember correctly.
>>545119191I'll play the game whenever I feel like it.
>>545119510There is something really off with wanting to fuck a middle schooler with a chipmunk voice and broken legs.
>>5451191912 runs tops, take it or leave it
>>545119152Would you like a dog?
STOP SHIT TALKING TEIO AND THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE HER!
>>545118851Made an ace first try and logged out. Sorry, danchou.
>>545119854Lil Mackie..
Every attempt gets worse, the Overlord needs to get her shit together
>>545119191>all these flatniggers coming out of woodwork
The only requirement I have is that you do a career every time you go take a shit
>shit sparksDo you notice anything weird?
>>545119993>Do you notice anything weird?that your horse is doodoo?
All anons doing 1 career a day and die at Hopeless stakes should make a club of their own and call it Flatliner
>>545119775Imagine the sex
>>545119191Mambo Danchou wtf? I joined cause people told me I could flatline
>>545119993Winning dirt races with a D aptitude
>>545119993you won dirt races?
yeah well my only requirement is that you suck my fucking dick because im dancho(de)
every day i thank god i'm not one of danchud's fan grinding cucks
>>545120120
>>545120120>he joined mambo thinking he could leechlmao enjoy being kicked 1 week before monthly reset
>>545120098I kinda wanna make an alt for flatliner clubs where I setup a bot who gets 300m a month as a danchou
roundhouse kick all flatniggers
>>545120139D dirt is just power. He probably has 400 Power instead of 800 which is bad but enough to win considering he has an accel unique
>>545120134>>545120139Apparently if you got enough power, you just dont give a shit about aptitude, yeah.>>545120093Y-you never parent farmed a maru?
>>545119993Nope, Just the usual oldness inherent with maruzensky
If you don't do your careers Daiwa Scarlet is going to think you're trash.
>>545120285She's going to be one of my Virgo aces so she can't say shit
>>545114347I've earned less than 500k combined in the past two days and I'm in a A+ /uma/ club, what're you gonna do about it
>>545113728she's jeanne who's the mascot of cygames and who shows up in some form in all their games
>>545120307A damn shame that Happy Meek will never be playable.
>>545120307sunny daywhat a day
good enough
This is literally a trainer doing an ura career with multiple umas
If I have sex with Aoi does that eman I can also have sex with Happy Meek?
do we ever get another pick ticket for umas? Im so tired of borrowing Taiki/Maru every other cm
>>545120360I'm going to ask Danchou to check the graphs... hopefully you're not in the same club as me
>>545120429>didn't ticket maru or taikihahahaha
THE FRENCH CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>545120482>ticket Laisu because cute>has spooked me 3 times since thenH-ha hah...
>>545120438It's not a flat line. Danchou won't do SHIT until the end of the month.
>>545120424No, she watches from the umapyoi chair
>>545120423>yeah I’m just parent farming
>>545120360>kicked on the 18th daykek
which one should i use
I'm still holding my selector ticket for umas.
>cinderella episode doesn't even finish the racethe pacing just gets more and more garbage holy shit
>>545120517well, maru spooked me thrice and taiki spooked me twiceI have 3/9 debut umas
>>545120482i got gaslighted by the doc to pick oguri and my random pull gave me mcqueen. Oguri got me to finals last cm but i really wish she didnt eat so many borrows..
>>545120590Just use it on Silence Suzuka already.
evens I fanrun to mog my clubodds I slack off
>>545120684Dont be mean to Ogurin
>>545120748get to work
>>545120748
>>545120482I picked my favourite fatass because she's cute then immediately got her again in the random ticket[/spoiler
>>545120482There are four starting umas you want.>Oguri>Taiki>maru>Suzuka (when reworks hit)and Seiun. That is alot of umas to get. At least with Oguri youre guaranteed a good CM runner.
>>545120572Right is the most evil one with late savvy and lone wolf.
>>545120594they haven't had the 10 minute flashback in the middle of the race yet bwo it can't end yet
>>545120297front sisters....
>>545120285yeah well i'll just squeeze her fat tits til her back arches
>>545120782seiun isn't a starting uma nonny
the dirt track being illuminated by the lights looks really good bros shame the cameras still suckwhy aren't there any night turf races
>>545119775
>>545120917Yeah no shit, thats why she isnt in the list but underneath it.
>>545120917Read
>>545120423He's jockeying for Dirt Horses too?
>>545120517Good choice, don't regret it.
bruh this card is kind of crazy+1 guts, power, skillpoint
>>545121212decent whenever guts gets reworked lmaoo
>>545121212ines fujin is better though.+1 speed and 15 training effectiveness
Are the 10 pull gibs today
>>545112895>redshit S medium Oguri run>three single rainbow trainings all summers>no meastro from super shit anywaysFucking retarded hicks.
>>545121343if you have 800 stamina gourmand is enough though?
>>545112895ウマオオオオ is recruiting one active member!60m monthly quota, with a mid-month check. If you will be inactive/flatlining for 3 or more days in a row please let me know in advance otherwise if no notice I'll assume you dropped the game/burnt out and kick.Drop your ID if interested!
>>545121393yeah and your horse instantly dies if she fails the witcheck
>>545121343DEATH to all OGUNIGGERS
>>545120594Cour 2 was supposed to be nonstop unfiltered kino but they keep fucking up. The shitty OP and a random unnecessary break after a couple of slow episodes last week because le heckin same day as Arima Kinen didn't help either.
>>545121393I wouldn't had made it to the speed cap anyways and she had 650ish stamina. Once again cucked from Max speed because these stupid speed whores never show up for summer trainings because they decide to be guts cards.
>>545121404>60 (SIXTY) million MONTHLY quota
>>545120746I'll use it once I have last remaining I think for collection purposes. There's no need to hurry.
>>545121503It's the minimum for a top club.
>>545121105i think at this point he's with every top horse currently, genuinely impressed at this point as a newfag for horse racing
>>545121471Watch Gnosia instead, that is going to get a 2nd cour and has the OP of the year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO1Wat7o9oY
>>545120402i've been trying to make a donkey with stamina and mile for 3 days really starting to hate her
>still don't have my ace surely I will be fine
>>545121212Sure, but it's not worth breaking the bank. You probably already have an MLB Guts Yukino.
>>545121503That is two fan runs a dayNot even three quarters of an hourI plan to do one fan run during lunch break at work and then one fan run before sleeping each day at minimum for this monthVery minimal commitment overall
I’m just concentration farming…
>>545121393my nature says hi>>5451213313 days. Whenever aoharu drops with Rikker
>>545121606Ryan can only give Pace or Late red sparks 98% of the time gomen lol
>best jockey in japan is a foreigner because there are no good jap jockeys>people actually celebrate a foreigner riding JAPANESE horses, winning JAPANESE derbies and getting JAPANESE accoladesGrimmy grim grim
>>545121648>t. whalejust hire someone to pilot your account at that point
>>545121605I'm not seeing any horses?>>545121471Maybe I'll read (some of) the manga because I do like the story, but they keep dragging 2 minutes out into 12 and it's excruciatingI have low expectations that the manga doesn't do similar but at least I'm not waiting 1-3 weeks for it to conclude
>>545121725He's French.Of course nips love him.
>>545121725maybe if yuFRAUD Take won some fuarking dahbies
>>545121725Give it 20 years for when lemaire’s spawn grow up to be famous jockeys
>>545121710I'd take 2* stam and turf at this point
>>545121885bwo, your unique...
i just now realized this shit will save and retain five loadouts for you and you can rename them
>>545121796Uma Musume is worse scenario for (You) since you are stuck in a loop of failed trainings 99% of the time and there is no real escape.>>545121893Turf would be good since it is universal for every CM, so I agree. Everyone underestimates Turf sparks.
damn this snow track looks good
>>545121676I thought we were gonna get 3 days of Nature pulls or was that a gaslight
>>545121972>not just gamblemaxxing until you memorize every event
>>545121972I have my Special Week without On Your Left and she seems to be okay in the two lobbies I through Oguri and her in. Granted she got 2nd and 3rd in each one, but still. Oguri is dead since she kept getting 4th due to no real skills despite being fast as fuck. I just want to get to Graded finals and get my 3rd place.
Bros..the parents are 6* stam 6* gw
>>545122040natie banner runs through the 9th but normally with GIBS pulls they lock it to one specific banner. so im not sure.
>>545121212i like borrowing her for the early pace savvy hint, makes career much easier while fan/parent farming
>>545122195lucky...
>>545122195that's greatkindly explode
>>545121658>ticketed Urara once>she got 2nd four times in a row during finale
>click training>get up to get a drink>sit back down>umagoblins have stolen my trainee's mood again
>>545122195>lone yiffShe is tainted, gomen.
>>545120783i shouldnt have gotten maestro on the left one, right one would be perfect if it had hesitant pace chasers too
And that's the final race of the day. I hope you all enjoyed JBC race day.
>>545122231oh well 100 pulls on Riko is better for me so I guess it works out well enough
I accept my demotion this time, I will just buy the pack to balance it out
>>545122195>stam sparksThis better not be for the Mile CM bwo
>>545120932
>>545121970too poor to afford grass wonder's racing uniform>i actually have never done a single run with 8 of these umas, 6 if you don't consider costumes unique
>>545122231NN is just bait for poor fools that don't know better. That said, that Jordan card is so good for those medium and pace chaser sparks. I used tickets and got the R version and it was really nice actually being able to farm good skills and not just dogshit like the majority of card hints. That said, her R version as no hint frequency, unlike the SR version, so that sucks poo.
>>545122368Very fun dirt races. Thanks again anon and hope you had fun there too!
>there is a 56% chance I will get a dupe I’m so fucking scared. Can I save this for when there’s more umas in the pool?
>>545122608the pool doesn't get biggergibs tickets always have a fixed pool based on when they're given
>>545122608Yes they will definitely add more Umas to the Debut Uma Pool anon.
>>545122459It kinda was, but well. Can be useful later on I guess since she got turf instead of mile anyways. She also got 31 wins total so the affinity should be huge.
Chevalier Rose is running in the Melbourne Cup tomorrow wish him luck
>triple crown CM winner accounts sell for $35,000-$50,000
>>545120748>>545120776>>545120778Already in the mines.
>>545122649>>545122681Well that’s a bummerGive me oguri please. And if you give me a dupe, please not special week
>triple night owl before first summerthis is why I can't take this game seriously anymore
>>545122159>mfw I have internatlized all the uma events and all the card events that I own so my body just autopilotsI might be autisticCan I still be saved?
God damn it game I was being ironic in the teio posting
>>545122685Might be good for Miles after Aoharu since I'm guessing the scenario card is not gonna give Stam again. But for Aoharu Stam sparks are gonna be useless for Mile if you have Riko, according to sloptubers anyway
holy fuck mcqueen is such a nigger in ryan's career
Whoosh! I bestow onto you! Medium S! Turf S! All URA Sparks procced! Red Shift Spark proc! SFV Spark Proc! And! AND! Many many high roll rainbows throughtout your whole career! Go my fellow Toraina! Make a powerful CM Uma now!
>>545121404Alright I'll bite, 154392853742
>>545122608just pray and make an offering to Umathustra
>>545122905Congrats on the superstar
>>545122943Sent, welcome onboard!
>>545122981
>>545123034danchou that's a flatliner
>>545123035The best
>>545122685is that creature yours or borrowed? don't care about groundwork but 3 stam 3 mile and 2 finale
>A Japanese horse won the Japan Cup? Guess I won't kill myself today.What the fuck?
>>545122912>required inherited unique>really wants maru as parent because you always want her too>shit growths>shit mile aptitude>career full of longs with B aptitude and no real built-in blue>oguchad in both arima kinenscygames hates late surgers and I have gained a new respect for people with usable Ryans
>>545123131it aint easy being japaneesy
>>545122943why were you in a D+ club
>>545123131have you SEEN how kino the race was?Fraudrolf got exposed. hard....
>>545123124The el condor was borrowed yeah, I don't have the ID but you can probably find it on chrono.
>>545122886I’ve reached that point of autism where I can recognize what each option does from vibes alone
>>545123242Wasn't Katsuragi Ace like the only horse that beat Rudolf?
>>545123131Jap society is something elseThere's a reason why japs loved urara so muchThat never give up thing? That probably saved a couple of thousand japs from selfdeleting
>>545123179Umao danchou hereThey were in A+ by the looks of their fan numbersIn August they were even in Top 100
>>545123131gambling is sort of suicidal at its core
This little shit
>Left club because majority of members were inactive>All the clubs here filled up while I was in cooldown>All the public clubs I find are ranked worse than the one I leftIt's over for me
>>545123415do NOT look at other horse
>>545123427I will recruit you, tomorrow.Just don't join any open club todays my future kitten.
>>545123427you and me both, except I had an invitation pending that disappeared right as I came off cooldown
>>545123515Not that anon but I have learned to never trust that smile.
>>545123510I will train Teio but she will not be lusted over. That right is for Nice Nature >>545123515That’s just terrifying
Stop spamming the Oguri meme with unfunny posts.
>>545122913>no groundworkThanks for NOTHING turbo
>finally get an absolutely perfect run>"wait this run went a little too well something must be wrong">check shop after winning URAAaand of course there's no fucking maestro because Creek never finished her event. There's always something. Fuck.
The club I'm in is full again!
>>545123427>tfw found my comfy B+ club in July
>>545122913I'm currently on possible the lowest lowroll I've gotten so far.
i just find it impossible to run horses that don't have huge jubbly breasts
>>545123515D-Danchou....
>>545122913rape the turboanon for cursing us
Sorry Dancho but I just got the shiny charm for Pokemon Legends Z-A so now I must spend hours upon hours shiny hunting instead of fan farming, I hope you understand.
>>545123668>joined a fuckass C club that became B>mfw I know half the members that chat are from here but I just can't prove yet itLove you umadacchis, no homoLet's keep it at Bor go A if you feel like grinding that much
>>545123131remember that this sport is literally gambling and the people most invested are betting on the races. This is no different than somebody at a casino deciding to postpone their suicide attempt because they won at the roulette table
>>545122608I had like 2 Umas left that I haven't pulled on that ticket and I got one of them
AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE I ACCIDENTALLY PICKED THE WRONG DECK INSTEAD OF THE USUAL FAN FARMING DECK I'M SORRY DANCHOU
>>545123805pokemon is one of the few things cringier than gachas
>>545123871And thats why you never start gambling, not even a little bit for fun. Its best to just watch the race and eat some nice (albeit overpriced) food by the track.
When is Seia Swimsuit banner
>>545123871Yeah but is the roulette ball a cool mammal?
>>545124145Bwo
how do you not get boxed with rice shower
>>545124184why do you think she has that knife
>>545124134Technically playing Uma Musume means we're gambling too, it's just that we mostly gamble with the time we play instead of money. Which I mean you can also gamble with money if you want though.
christ what a close race
Teio is the cutest.
>>545124237You cant win real money with this shit, so thats magnitudes better than actual gambling. Of course getting addicted to gacha is still very bad and one should spend responsible. Also eat good food.
Oh hey, I got gw, medium s and the worst stats in any of my runs.
When do we get that SSR selector and uncap item? I really want to MLB my LB2 Kitasan already
Failed a 3% training award
>>545123575what was your id?
>Grass run actually going fairly well for once>then 4 (four) mood downs and a second night owl in like 10 turnsWhat in the fuck is with this girl First onsen ticket tho
>>545123647>>545123717>>545123795I may have messed up the spell. Don't worry a simple fix will do. There. Now your sparks and rainbows should show up. No more curses this time okay?
How come vg clubs don't have requirements/quotas listed anywhere?
>>545124472That was my last rental run for today...
Post something cute!
>>545124472>got puncture perfect>in a parent runI'll take it, thanks for the luck
>want to train ryan>need to fit in a long spark somewhere so I can't use my best parentsshit SUCKS. She runs both kikuka sho and tenno sho spring so she can't just go all in retard on speed like the other long B umas
>>545124472It’s too late… I’m out of TP.You must now take responsibility.
Class 6 retention for this week was 524k, did you make it?
>>545124643
>>545124643more like 502.4k
>>545124643was only 500kish on my machine and yes
what the FUCK is her problem
>>545124643I had like 460kFuck CM cheesing, I need Aoharu so I can rebuild my entire TT team
>>545124746She's based!
Aiieeee I forgot
My club if full. HAHAHAHA get fucked losers, I can't believe I had to beg you pathetic pieces of shit to join for 3 days straight. Finally I can stop sucking up to trash like (you)
>>545112978STOP MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HORSESI ALREADY HAVE THREE UMA WIVES I DON'T KNOW IF MY PELVIS CAN TAKE ANY MORE
>>545124746Literally me btw
>>545124145is this you…
>>545124746Just noticed the splatter on Grass's japanese dishes
>>545119513>S*nsorTowerwhy even posting this when no one bothers to check the detailed numbersalso paypiggies did (somewhat) saved global last month according to the chart though
>>545124865>c*rren is censoredOh my gosh what a filthy whore she is
>>545124865>his club actually talksWtf I haven't seen any non sticker message in my /baggot/ club for like a year.
She cute
>>545119513I don't care we still mogged wuwa and nikke so that's a win
>>545124865i wonder if sora stella or whatever plays the same as blue archive? its the same devs right?
>>545124643>tfw basically a casual just waiting for support card banners and somehow luckshitted my way into class 6You can have my spot next time
>>545124643yes
>>545122732odds skip work to fangrindevens go to bed
>>545125039it's still rare but usually about one of the students needing correction
Sucking on tokai teio's soiled panties like a starving beast
I average about 4.5 million fans a day. What kind of club should I be going for?
>>545125327Anon please….
>>545125356B+ at most.
>>545125356S or S+ if you can maintain that for the whole month.
>>545125392ahh I'll stay in the B+ I'm in right now then>>545125404S is 10 million I heard
>>545125152It's made by Yostar (azur lane, arknights, they publish? Blue Archive. gameplay doesnt look similar at all
>>545124413559743397314
>>545125327There are children here...
I hate /uma/. What club should I join?
>>545112895AlmondLove has 1 open spot for an active player
>>545125634/uma/club
>>545125634See >>545125650
>>545125650Didn't you guys just have 1 guy to fill up that 1 slot
>>545125634>>545125650>>545125672suspiciously well-coordinated
>>545125634I don't hate /uma/ but I hate my club for not being groomers
>>545125715Another guy left, probably for an A+ club
>>545125719I wish my club groomed girls
>>545125356You should take it easy, thats a burnout waiting to happen.
>>545126068I just can't stop myself, I get bored and then open my phone and play Uma.
I don't know guys Espoir City seems unlikable.
>>545125356/Uma/ Club. They are top 100, possibly top 30 club.
>>545126124Your output is top 30 club material. You could make it in any of those, if you enjoy trooncords and the likes.
>>545126156Any umas with City in her name is unlikeable
>>545126332Tap Dance seems pretty cool
seeing umatubers struggling to stay in class 6 is genuinely shocking, like half my tt horses are A's in poorfag outfits with like 6 skills and clearing 550k is no problem at all
THREE FRACTURES INCOMING
When does Chronogenesis update? I want to see if I made 30million today.
>>545125327I don't remember posting this, but I still stand by it.
>>545125709Oguri is pure autism but she is also pure sex
>>545125327do you lick the skid mark?
>>545125356Not sure if /uma/ club danchou is here but I can toss you an invite if inerested, we're in top 30 right now and still got a couple of slots left.
Remember, you can come inside Kiyoko-oba because she's on menopause now.
>>54512632>>545126226I'll check out what I can apply for then. Thank you.
>>545125356If you want good rewards then yeah /uma/ club or umao. The former has better results though
does Aoharu or Unity cup team races give you fans too?
>>545126506Itadakimasu.
why pies? is this American thing?
>>545126642I'll do it next month. Currently waiting for xoguri and aoharu
lying about my fan gains just to keep the club recruiters salivating and F5ing the thread
>>545126780Just a polite way of referring to cow shit
>>545125627damn, Doto is that big?
>>545114972Gold City anime is prettierGold City in game is cuter
>>545126780nice way to refer to cow dung usually used in the South
Anime Kiryuin is sex
>>545126802I don't see why you wouldn't join now unless you're already in an S club.
>>545126818Curren would do this
>>545124746Weak point : Too strong
>>545126780Giving Spe the cream pies.
>>545116702>we will never get an uma called bonecrusher
>>545126937I'm in a B+ club and I already promised my danchou to workhard for A this month
Why is my end carry ALWAYS ahead of my late carry. She's not even Gold Ship
>>545127034Fair enough. Stay loyal fellow umadachi.
>>545127060there's only one way you win and it's not by being behind people
>>545127060Don't train more than 400 wit
I've already given up hope for CM4 and already ready to do ace runs for CM5 but I keep forgetting aoharu is coming up so now I have nothing to do with my borrows
Can we race all G1s in Aoharu the same as URA? I might have made a mistake joining a club with a quota because I fucking hate playing URA scenario.
>>54512646410am UTCIt just updated
>>545127095But that's where the best view is.
>>545126780It naturally forms kind of flat shape like a pie and then dries keeping that shape.
>>545127215make parents
>>545127297I need you to delete this picture of my daughter.
I'm looking forward to having a reason to retrain every single uma.
I'm slacking too hard ughh
jealous city is best city for me
>have teio undefeated her entire career up to this point >she gets 2nd in the Tenno spring >gives me this look
>he runs an app to tell him whether his fans are too low
>>545127396I'm sorry, otousan, but her butt is mine
kill him
>>545127448Who does this brat think she is?
I genuinely don't understand where the Gold City jealous gf idea comes from. Does she at some point in story or career start acting like some clingy girlfriend rather than a cunt?
>28/30DANCHODANCHO ARE YOU OKAYARE YOU OKAY DANCHODAAAAAAAAAAAAAHNCHOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rice is my imouto wife
>>545127396your daughter sends me pictures like this
>>545127593D-DA-DDA-DDAAHBYYYYY
>>545127536STOP DOXXING
>>545127593
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>>545127448You can lose all races but not the Osaka Hai, the Spring Tennosho and also the Takarazuka Kinen.
>>545127448I hate Tokai Teio so much. That damn brat needs CORRECTION
>>545127670start running, flatliner
>>545127565do you need a solid base to draw some fanart?
>>545113115She’ll get some buffs down the line to set her apart from Vodka, but for now only run her if you like her.
....
Yep, that's another CM I didn't prepare for.
I need more sexy pictures of Rice Shower.
Any 5 mil a week /uma/ clubs?
>>545127813Clover
>>545127704
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>>545127813>>545113359
>my A med A rank gold ship beats an S med A+ gold ship and an A+ S med smaru, both with dominator support>while fucking gassing outwhat a funny game
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>>545127710Did not do Osaka hai (forgot due to long ass cut scene), lost spring Tenno, and was making hot chocolate so auto piloted and missed takarazuka Won everything else though!
>don't get any skill hints from hints training>lost race>green woman says it's from lack of skillsHOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TEACH SKILLS IF YOU WON'T GIVE ME ANY GODDAMMIT
Do good looking Umas (aside from Maruzen) get bad trainees on purpose?
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>>545128163stacy uma is the worst
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>>545128279i love to be abused by my trainee
Anyone have the clublist image with the quotas?
gold city is so quirky
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>>545128318it's usually not even that correctclubs change their quotas all the timeusually increasing it
>>545128279this is totally psychological abuse, how can Tracen allow this?
>>545128319i felt her career was extremely bland and staid emotionally but i want to revisit it and take a second look
gold city more like gold shitty (because she hurt my feelings)
>>545128163>>545128279>>545128345>gold city I’m just here for the g1 money…
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if you tried to kiss oguri would she just eat you like that kizumonogatari scene
Why does Gold City talk like a cute angry anon from this thread?
>>545128382all clubs will increase when aoharu drops
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Anyone else?
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>>545128536>total fans 1how is that possible?
>>545128627It's (You)
>>545128467
fuck nature
Gold City sex.
>>545128687oh I didn't know they count us, that's actually cute
>>545128163>>545128243>>545128279>>545128345>>545128420>>545128519>>545128616Why is this horse so rude?
I can't wait for the QOL where the events choices show what stats or skills they give
>my twitter is constantly flooded with Uma seiyuu tweets because of the event >check some of them>mostly horse, uma and gacha posts damn, most of these girls really like their role
whats with the gold shitty spam?
gyaru umas are scary
>>545128734tomorrow her reign of terror begins
>>545128616>>545128519>>545128420>>545128345>>545128279>>545128163>>545127995>>545127902>>545127778>>545127704>he left MackQueen for this
>>545128764Smart falcon references it if it's your birthday as well
>>545128627Pull an uma, but never start her career. E.g. I am literally Opera's top guy!
>>545128831this is the uma thread sir, we post about umas here
>all this and ura finale + a ton of other whites
>>545117734I wish she was the divegrass rep instead of Gaslight Dancer
>>545128959uma?
I am completely out of carrot juice.
Sex. Sex with fatfuck...
>>545129084Horse?
>>545119513How does genshin even works.It's just mmorpg but without all fun parts.
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>>545128959i prefer some variety to an uma thread sir
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>>545129110Why do they all have this half opned rape stare..?
>>545127536We're gonna demote to A this time fot sure
>>545127565she's a cunt who does not want to fall in love with her torena
>>545129267cause they raped you
Nice Nature DRAINED me.
>>545129267what do you think "irreplaceable bond" means
Air Shakur vs Gold City who is the meaner horse
>>545129321>>545129403Even Bourbon?!
>>545129267you DID read the fine print of the trainer contract right?
>>545129406Air Shakur isn't even mean to you. Unironically Gold City is a bigger cunt.
Gold Shitty
>>545129467I bet Bourbon sucks better than my robot vacuum.
>>545129406I think air shakur just wants to be left aloneshe lives with doto so she cant be that bad
Looked up clubs on chronogenesis and holy fuck 90% of danchous are leeching. The fucker in my old club was only doing 300k a day despite asking for 5 mil a week.
>>545129467yes
Melbourne Cup is tomorrow friends. In Australia we get a day off work to watch a horse race. Watch this absolute kino late surger from last year (Knights Choice with the pink jersey and yellow cap) boxed at the last corner and goes on to win the thing.https://youtu.be/ub9geZkZmgA
https://x.com/tarutaru_mage/status/1985225994656260101DOTO IS EVIL
Do not lewd laisu
>>545129681I remember that clip. Absolute cinema
>>545129642i am so lucky my danchou is a top earner...
>>545129642OH NONOON DANCHODS THEY'RE ON TO US
>>545129642DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>545126871Currently the biggest, don't know if that changes later on.
>>545129681>if you are BROCKED your are BROK
>>545129703
>>545129694fuck me thats vile
>>545129676Nyo...
I think skin outbreak stacks. It might say that you already have it, but your mood downs are now -2
>>545129694Temu opera was right...
>>545129980skin outbreak has always been -2 for me
>>545129642name drop…
>>545129642My danchou is always within the top 3 earners
rice shower is the absolute queen of getting blocked
Gold City is not mean. She’s an emotional, hormonal teenager struggling to come to terms with her feelings for (you) and her desire to be more than a pretty face. It’s the tsun that makes the dere all the sweeter, and it’s a shame that some of you can’t see that.
Mob uma spin off when? I want to train an uma in the boonies!
>>545129642You wanna get cute with me eh?You aren't even made you fucking little prick.
my danchou smells like farts
>>545130121Ugh I just want to have sex with Norn instead of training god tier uma
>>545130097>you have to first eat the shit first to then get to the nuggetOr I could not
>>545130327so what any women will decide regarding you
>>545130097I’m just here to train a winner. Why do I have to deal with her feelings?
>>545130594Because Tracen also does matchmaking as a side hussle.
My danchou singlehandedly carried us on a last day and poached some top toreinas...
>>545130676
Goldshi bros, how we feeling about Leo?
>>545129642Danchous are the equivalent of union leaders. People who own and lead those big unions don't do shit besides rack up money from your "union dues"
Gold City is cuter in cinderella gay than tin the game
>>545129681Tell me which horse has the coolest name and I'll chuck $100 on them to win. I'm thinking Presage Nocture that's a pretty chuuni name.
Orange wife
>>545130863My end closer debuffs are ready.
>>545129642My danchou gets stuck in the fan farming trenches with us and I respect him a lot for it.
>>545130863pretty good desu mine is winning lots of roomsnot even using debuffers on my team btw
>>545130964Middle Earth bwo. Didn't even need to ask
>>545130964>24 horsesIMAGINE THE BLOCKING
Dirt and turf are not enough!https://x.com/tospo_keiba/status/1985208993359503504
>>545129642I think my dancho secretly hates the fact that his chill B club massively overperformed and he's now stuck several ranks ahead in the bottom earner cuck cagemight be the reason he's so forgiving towards fl*tlinerseither way i AM going to whip him into shape if he doesn't kick them
>>545130863Threw mine away in favor of another nige. Solo front is just too gambly for my tastes.
>>545130964>Presage Nocture>Middle Earth>Smokin' Romans>Onesmoothoperator>Royal Supremacy>Valiant KingRoll on on of these
>>545130964royal supremacy
>>545130964>More felons
I'm running 3 End Closers in Leo, so don't buy any debuffs okay?
>>545130964>Absurde
>couldn't fit in with the other kids at school>found solace in her PC>uses PC to gather data and puts racing down to numbers and equations>starts winning races to prove haters wrong>accepts she can't win some things like the Triple Crown because it doesn't mathematically pan out>decides to call defeat early>get annoyed when (You) show up like some hero/savior and wants to go against the equation>"Bro you keep acting on feeling. You're not like me, logical.">eventually gives in and decides to give it a shot at winning>refuses every invitation to hang out or have fun>finally gives in again when (You) tell her it's not some savior complex thing, (You) just care about herYou're not going to like this, but she's literally (You).
>>545131301Shakur...
>>545131301>I just need 7cmfinally, an uma for me
>>545131181See >>545129681 last years winner was blocked in like 20th place on the last corner and he ended up winning
flat == good
>>545131301Air Shartur...Can (You) save her?
>>545131206Why don't you start an uprising?
>>545131301DO NOT OPEN
>>545131419I mean, the club is going well so I don't actually care if he underperforms himself. As long as he doesn't pull a Clover
>>545130863I didn't win any test lobbies against the oinkers here but I think my team is good enough to reach A finals
>>545130964The 2022 Melbourne Cup Winner was named Gold Trip
I need Manhattan Cafe to sit her crusty, yeasty, unwashed horse pussy on my face.
>>545130863I won 1 (one) roomdistance S is genuinely mandatory this time
I WILL NOT FALL FOR THE SHAKUR PROPAGANDA
>in another world Shakur would have been another super jerked off triple crown winner
>>545130863I mega highrolled stats her 2 weeks ago but without medium S and I could never replicate it ever again so she's going into CM4 as is
>>545131570That's fine WE'LL CARRY OOOOOOOONNNNNN
REEEE
>>545131570But the gap moe...
I can't believe I'm a trainee of an Uma like this... People will think I'm one off those...
When I was
>>545131684Wait that’s really fucking cool
>>545131697McQueen...
>>545131806>>545131806>>545131806
>>545131684I get the urge to listen to the black parade every time this gets played. It's just a good song.
>>545131737WE'LL CARRY OOON
Guess it's time listen to MCR again.
>>545132171For me? It's Helena.
>>545132335I actually prefer Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge over The Black Parade since I heard TCFSR and Helena first. Though my favorite song is probably I Never Told You What I Do for a Living.
I do one run and request dirt shoes. Which club do I join?
>>545130964>more felonslmao
>>545120379>has A affinity for turf and dirt>has A affinity for all distances>literally *THE* MANT uma since you can run ANY race you please>don't release her with MANT>don't release her everFuck you cygames.
