Previous: >>545112895>Global Game NewsCurrent Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 1Current Rate Up: Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)Current CM: LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m11/02 - Half Anniversary Part 211/06 - Half Anniversary Part 311/06 - Unity Cup Scenario Release>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Transcend alt (3*), SSR Tokai Teio (Speed), SSR Hoshina Kiyoko (Pal)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedNew Scenario CM featuring C. Lemaire and Take Yutaka: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoKazrX91xw [Open] [Embed]Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
Teio!
>>545131806Thats a big uma...
I HATE TEIO!
>>545131875big uma owns you, they decide what happens to you throughout your day to day
I always liked Shakuri have the support card to prove it!
>>545131727Do not guts train while pregnant
TEIO A CUTE!TEIO LOVE!
>>545131920
Every day til you like it
Wife Shakur
>already 5 unread e-mails from Danchou today
>>545131994The fuck is happening here?
998727265540Looking for a +A club or club striving to be +A. Uma & Co and Futamusume filled up before my 24 hour cooldown finished so I couldn't accept the invitations :(
>28/30DANCHODAAAANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>545131806Uma supremacy
>>545132038Holding in a sneeze
>dancho sent me a ziploc bag of her anal pubes againI love my club!
bwos wtf do I take the Shakur pill?
>>545132081>foxxy jumpscare
>>545132116Lucky, out faggotcho just sends up pics of his clubbed feet
>>545132039Those clubs sucks. Consider yourself lucky
>join a slacker club>it is full of slackers>melt in /uma/
I love Twin Turbo
>>545132039Look at the size of her head
If you didn't support her when she's a meme you don't deserve her when she's meta
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>54513209Umadash still should have a spot
>>545132081What's wrong, anon? It's easy to fill two slots. I believe in you.
>>545132295Rice wouldn't say this
>>545132295Rice would say this
>>545130964You've gotta bet on Chevalier Rose, anon.Think about it; in a few years she could be your umawife. Would you be able to look her in the eyes in the hotsprings and tell her "No, I didn't bet on you when I had the chance."?
>>545132283I always thought she was hot. Even when I pulled her shitty support 3 times. I want her to abuse me.
>>545132295Rice might say this
Yeah I'm thinking I will flatline for a couple more days until Aoharu.
>>545132295Rice wouldn't say this but she would think this
>>545131684I find it funny that even though she's named after a rapper, because of her Halloween outfit she's more associated (at least here) with My Chemical Romance.
nevermind riko, I need more copies of tazuna
Digitan LOVE
>>545132353I would but hes like 50-1 chance to win and apparently he's really bad on soft ground and we had 40mm of rain today. Track is going to be a swamp.
Nice Nature sends her regards
>>545132372I've learned to stop caring about flatlines. Now I just do fanruns to surpass the guy who is trying to carry the club. I'm going to Eclipse him hard tomorrow
CunnyInc. has 3 spotsanyone welcome to join, just put /uma/ in your profile so we know youre from here
>>545132295Rice would do this
>>545132452You wanted anons to pick based on the coolest name, but now you're trying to apply logic to it? Why put $100 on it at all, then?If you wanted to do it for fun, then just put like $5 on whatever and be ready to throw away the ticket when you're done.
>>545132519Did the Danchou stop leeching yet?
>>545132603He's leeching on my balls and cock rn
at least she beat teio
>>545132426I will be having more children with Digitan.
It's over
>>545132643How could you treat your danchou like that?We of this general need to be better torenas and stop danchou abuse. The way some people treat us—I mean, them—is absolutely tragic.
>>545132598Fine I'll put $50 on Chevalier Rose and $50 on Presage Nocturne
pure SVOL
>>545132798touching Duo Svol's svol duos...
>>545132519
Are we going to regrind our aces in 3 days?
If you leave your club on the 15th by getting kicked and you join a new club the same day you can actually get double club rewards at the end of the month
>>545132798Stay away from my NPC wife I claimed her first.
>>545132940not how this meme works
be nice to my old Danchou
Oguriposters worst posters.
>>545132936I'm still using the Suzuka I made 2 months ago
>>545132994I kinda like Rice looking at me like this...
>>545132994I decide how it works
>>545132941I'm only miring, my NPC wife is innocent grimoire
>>545132936I never had any aces to begin with, I burnt myself out with the Gemini Cup and have only put in the minimum amount of playing until now.
hornyposters (Teio) are the worst
>marked
Would this deck be good for Summer Special Week?
dober CUTE
>>545132785Hey, I'm not trying to twist your arm about it or anything. I just wouldn't get my hopes up regardless of who I bet on. It might be silly to say in a gacha thread, but I don't really believe in gambling. If I do it, I do so with full expectation that I'm just throwing my money away and probably won't get a return/what I want. If what you say is true, it's doubtful Chevalier Rose is going to win>t. got spooked by a second suzuka after using my daily carat pack paid carats to buy the the guaranteed 3* rookie packBut you know, imagine if it DOES win. Imagine if you got that massive return. Imagine if the horse's real peak hasn't even started yet and they end up making an uma anime about a quarter-centennial overlord conquering overseas races and winning the prix de l'arc
teioposters (rage) are the best
>>545133130id replace teio with king halo SR
>>545133130>teio paypigUhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhTeiobro our response???
>>545133130Did your Ace died?
Uma for this feel?
>>545133262nice nattie in 60 rolls nice try tho
Start a family!
>>545133130https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpoAcXu65TM
>>545133156He is paying out $2300 on a $50 bet which would be pretty neat.>Imagine if the horse's real peak hasn't even started yetHe's 8yo bro this is probably his last race
She can't win races, but at least she can suck dick
>>545133307>I-I just got 4 copies of her and got lucky in 60 rolls
>>545133130THAR SHE BLOOOOOOOOWS
>>545133349Well that's a blast from the past>16 years ago
>>545133381cope seethe mald
Abe-san’s spectre haunts me to this very day…
dowg
>>545133130Replace Brian with your MLB Biko
>>545133458Why can't you just admit you spent money?
>>545133467>Banner drops literally right after the all spark banner
>>545133183I like Teio for all her energy boosts. Would you say Halo just cause of her spe priority?
Is it possible to have very high stamina that getting rushed would not be detrimented?
Am I still a paypiggy if I use my parents credit card to buy carats?
>>545133375An honest and true toreina wouldn't take advantage of his uma's low self esteem by requesting sexual favors.
Teio's hachimi
>>545133564yes
>>545133321
>>545133485I don't have mlb biko. I don't have any other mlb spes besides goldship.
>>545133553king halo SR just fulfills the role better, +1 power on higher specialty priority. there's also a chance that you miss out on Creek's chain event because you have too many SSRs fighting over event chains >energy eventsyou have Creek and Flash, and you're playing a wit card. Do you really, really need more energy events?
>>545133321Did she stop her cyborg larp after tracen?
>payfags actually got gaslit in to trying to hide their payingNigga why are you embarrassed?You're the guy who makes money. You're the guy who has an actual job. You're the guy who makes enough money to casually spend on gachas.Poorniggers can cry all they want. Not the loser living with parents, not the NEET, not the leech.
Still my favorite interaction. Never give in to schizos.
>>545133321https://youtube.com/watch?v=FfLNrFx1oK0?si=9XaULfNetZH4Y78g
>>545133374>It's a hag horseThe more you tell me the more I think that maybe you shouldn't bet on it after all. It would take a Teio miracle to turn it around.
>>545131806>A rank and chillAlmondLove is looking for 1 more active player
>>545133130Right here Teiobro
>>545132039HIRED HIRED HIRED, invite has been sent out, you are now a dacchi! Proceed with the cock inspection.
>>545133719I dont want to derail half the thread by someone posting Teio and then a bunch of broke thirdies and NEETs spamming their approval when I can avoid it.
>>545133130what do you need 4 speed cards for with mlb kitasan borrow?
>>545133747SHE IS NOT A SCHIZO!
>>545133156>But you know, imagine if it DOES win. Imagine if you got that massive return.
>>545133719There's actually a decent number (and growing) of people with established jobs that still live at home. Home ownership right now is fucked.
>>545133848Aren't we 30/30?
>>545133428I still think of it every time I'm clearly more skilled in a game than some paypiggy I see and go out of my way to bully themI can only really do it reliably in WT, but it feels fucking great.>>545133636There's no fucking way that's real... right?I sort of want it to be.
>>545133636Sex. Sex with Teio.
>>545133810I don't care how old she is, I'll always love Maruzensky.
>>545133747>Schizos
>>545133636>jackFuck, college ruined me on jackCan't even smell it without wanting to throw up
>>545132039>FutamusumeAnons actually joined this? I checked the graphs for this club and it looked very suspicious. One bot farming 100m is carrying the club.
>>545133920>he doesn't know
>>545133963Post platinum titles.
>>545133703she did, though she still can't handle appliances
>>545134325I don't have any platinum titles, I've only joined Open league before this.Though I plan to go to graded this time with a full team of Steamy Solidarity umas just for the meme. Hopefully I can make it to group A and collect my third place winnings. Or win group B.Like I said, I only reliably do it in War Thunder I have over 4,400 hours, most if it in fighters. I am the fucking king of the skies and so long as I'm around, there will be no day when pigs fly.
>>545134321
>>545134470>she did, though she still can't handle appliancesAnd the final boss being a rice cooker
>Teiofag brags about his skill in toppling whales, like he's some kind of uma Robin Hood delivering CM wins to the poor>"I don't have any platinum titles"Looooooooooool
It's finally Clover.
>>545133636Teio isn't even anywhere on the packaging. What a scam.
>>545134193Isn't that the club which was stealth recruiting anons who were posting IDs for other clubs? You had to be really desperate to join them.
>>545134280Grass...
Do I need to take a second gold recovery skill on Summer Week or can I get away with just maestro since her unique is a recovery?
what does that mean?
>>545133813Hey
>>545134825Luna-chan...
>>545134943being dumb together.
>>545134943
>>545134932800 stam + maestro is enoughMy summerchud survived 2 murmurs + ASE with that
>>545134949New member?!
Thanks. I guess this is as good as it's gonna get on such short notice. It's not bad considering I just used whatever parents I had lying around.
>>545134932Not needed as long as you have a few midrace skills to reliably activate it
>>545133813>AlmondLove in A+ rangewait you can't do that
>>545135217Highlander and SA should proc it right?
>>545133865Summer Special Week has no inherent speed growth. I keep missing out on max speed because of it. It sucks ass
>>545133719Imagine wanting to see thirdies bitch and seethe for an hour. Never give in thirdies take any jab they can get.
>>545135251Don't have to put a quota if the entire club loves their danchou.
>>545135319I dibs journey
>>545134916I got a request from them. They've interacted with me before too like 2 months ago. I kind of assume they're just ashamed of their own name or something. Futa is for faggots afterall
McQueen self-inserter switching to Cafe..
What phones do you lads use to play? Recently got a pixel 9 and the fucking thing can't run it for shit.
>>545135319Cute meno
>>545135530she will self-insert as every flat uma
>>545135553Iphone 17 pro max
WHEN DO THE 2ND ANNI MISSIONS START I WANNA PLAY
Imagine
>>545135553>Recently got a pixel 9 and the fucking thing can't run it for shit.I'm running this kusoge on a chinkphone from 2020
>>545135251Don't have to put a quota if the entire club jerks off on their danchou.
>>545132283Cant believe THE Doto bullied air shakur
>>545135553I run it on pixel 9 and it works fine
>>5451356629 hours from now
>>545135721wish I had MLB Kitasan
>>545135530Don't care, as long as she keeps drawing perflat pears.
>>545135684she said that in purpose to get me harder
>join club with like 10 friends>they make the club public so we can be higher ranked>they don't feel like kicking ppl so we end up D rank>ask them to kick flatliners at least and they just make me danchou instead>forced to take care of the club as they quit 1 by 1 and my shitty B-rank club is now full of ppl I don't know and only 2 friends remainI don't wanna do this anymore. Think I'll pull the plug on this club tomorrow. Anyone still recruiting? I did 48M last month.
Look at this German grandpa
>>545135892damn he's black
>>545135723My pixel 7 ran it fine.>>545135768Mine gets real hot real quick, and starts stuttering every few seconds or so.
>>545135824pic rel
>>545133813I really want to join but I'm basically a flatliner.
>>545135889Why not kick everyone out and form your own /vg/ club? Your clubs been around for over a month so you'll be able to reap rewards and such. You can get all the old clover anons and such.
Holy fuck I don't think I will ever get MLB Riko in 400 rolls........
>>545135892WTF, where is his german maid dress and tits
Kick the fucking flat liners holy shit. 0 fans in 2 days. We could be an A+ club right now if you weren't so fucking lazy Danchou. FUCK YOU
>>545136086It's like a 6 in 10 chance assuming you dont do something silly like use exchanges on Rice
>>545136086it's a coinflipjust b rucky
>>545136086No, not very likely.
>>545135553Xperia 5 MK3
>>545136072>three days of /vg/ clubs cannibalizing each other and talking about having to merge because not enough clubs are around>you should make your own /vg/ club bro trust me bro
>>54513513188715615585824h cd though… Hope that’s ok w u….
>>545136139Leave mambo and find a more competitive club. /uma/club, almondlove and stuff all have open spots.
>>545135939This game stutters from bad connection I think, not from phone processor power lacking.It checks shit on server every turn (more often if there's a selection in dialogue, etc) so it becomes very slow if it's bad. Sometimes I can do career like in 10 minutes and sometimes it'll take like 20-25 with all those CONNECTING.
FUCK YOU OGURI CAP!!!YOU SUCK!!!
>>545136086I'm waiting for the banner drop hype to subside an hour after she drops and then people realize we have the before-buff version for the next 2 months
Thoughts?
>>545136219Which clubs had to merge? I haven't seen a single one. I've seen people bitching and abandoning ship because their danchous are flatlining though.
>>>545135948>MLB Teio, Creek>LB3 NN, FMShut up, you are still in a better position than 80% of people here
>>545136329Pretty good, no need to roll supports more
>>545135553My phone is shit, I only play on PC
>>545136139>DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>545136378I'm only a lucklet for Kitasan
>>545136234I like Mambo though, I don't even care if you only do 1 run a day. 0 fans after 2 days deserves a kick.
>>545135251I'm doing my best to get that danchou foot pic at the end of the month
>>545135939The game does constant server checks, stuttering can be a bad connection. Anyone who played during kitasan banner knows how often the game server checks because of all the chink rerollers bombing the servers and connecting issues.
>>545135939oh wait mine is 9 pro apparently. no idea if there's any difference except extra camera though. it get warm but not hot and performance is related to connection quality imo >>545136278
>>545136464>>545136513>>545135939>>545135723Uma is always shitting itself on the final week of the month.
>>545135553Pixel 10 Pro XL, I think performance got worse with the QPR2 beta, hard to tell because I use the 60fps mod on PC, and it also crashes the phone randomly now.
>>545136223Sent>>545135950If you find time to play, we'll probably be recruiting at the start of each month. We can't really afford to have flatliners because it'll put even more pressure on our carries
>sleeves at you
Have you guys ever had horse meat?
Can you say Derby without crying?
All this talk about clubs and flatliners, but which Danchou is the most MARVELOUS?
>>545136139Technically he is still in the 3day rule and he was playing normally until reset
It just started raining. Fuck you Rice Shower, filthy bitch.
my danchou would beat up your danchou
>>545136715shortstack
>>545136347>I've seen people bitching and abandoning ship because their danchous are flatlining though.That was Clover, I feel bad for the officers because they were actually trying.
>>545136654Thanks, sis. See you tomorrow!
>>545136715allen
Aoharu waiting room
>>545136665i can see tachyon's pitch black void umanko at 0:03
>>545136746my danchou would beat off your danchou
https://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1on3mg6/day_33_of_favorite_uma_tournament_it_has_arrived/Didn't you guys say Tachyon was reddit? She's getting destroyed by Nice Nature and King Halo...
>>545136715Bob
So if umas are the reincarnations of irl horses then trainers are also the reincarnations of their irl trainers?
>>545136828Is it in 9 hours?
>>545136760It would be a good opportunity for them then.
>>545135553Poco F6.Game works flawlessly.
>>545136908nyo
>>545132003I will never betray my trainee
>>545136908>available 10am Nov 6 (UTC)3 more days
>>545136813Oh sorry, did you want to join AlmondLove?My bad, I just clicked join.
>>545135251>>545135373>>545135726FUUUCK should I leave my S club
>>5451369083 and a half days
Should I tell Urara what Long Shot actually means?
>>545136715Probably the one with an onlyfans
>>545137074Yes, you should
Aoharu scenario cards were actually bugged for the first couple days in JP and did not give their full stat boosts. Unless Cygames fixes them before release our URA Aces should be fine for this CM
>>545136668DAAAAHBEEE
>>545136715Blarg
>>545131981Catching her off guard is cute
>>545136845>Rice is more REDDIT than Opera
>>545137176i will shit piss and cumd if cygaymes is that dedicated to being accurate to the JP experience they keep the bugs
>>545136845Natiebros!? Our response? She beat King Jobber and Reddit Tachyon!?
>>545136813>>545137065You can't be serious
>>545136139I'm in the bottom 5 here, AMA.
>>545137065Nyooooooooooooo
>>545136906I'm pretty sure only umas are reincarnations.
>>545137303>>545137313
This thread is making me take the Almondpill. if only I wasn't already in a club...
>Round 1 todayAre you ready? Are you feeling hopeful about this CM?
>>545136845>plebbit gravitating towards the umas with parental issuesNext you're gonna tell me that water isn't wet.
>>545137271They kept the Taurus podium winner takes all trophies, never say never on bugs being rerun imo
>>545137372I recently got a Medium S Ryan so I'm feeling hopeful with my gambas.
It's over. Nice Nature is reddit.
>>545137372I. STILL. HAVE. 3. BORROWS. FROM. TODAY.STOP PRESSURING ME.
>>545137372I'm going 20/20 today
>>545137176I hope they do it just to fuck with people who thought about spamming Aoharu runs for an advantage
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-G9PqRxwegWhy is this song so good?
>>545137467Always was
Didn't expect this at all
So who's the 4chan honse
I want to start a club because I feel like it would encourage me to play more, but I'm a flatliner so even just thinking about having to manage a club makes me tired.Also I can't think of a good name.
Some love for Digitan
I am going to oink and squeal and paypig $1000 and you can do nothing to stop me
>>545136845
>>545137629Thats pretty neat, alsoEISHIN WON DAS DARRRRBBYYYY UWAAAAAA
>>545137651Easily
>>545137651>4chan>fortune
>>545137467Nature the redditTeio the 4chan
>>545137659>that time when every fucking club was named /uma/ /umagg/ /umaoo/ /umanco/
>>5451376514chan shakur4chan digital
>>545137698Saikyo desu
>>545137651
>>545137673
>>545137651DAAAAAHBYYYYYYYY
>>545137698They had threads complaining about how creepy Top Gun was due to cunny. It was obvious Mayano would never be reddit.
Sir it is Unity Cup sir
>>545137659I'd make my own club, except I wouldn't want to make it public to randoms and I don't want this thread to bully me if it ends up sucking
>>545136906It's just an implication, but some trainers are practically a carbon copy of their jockeys.
>>545137845I don't recall saying you're cute
>>545137415was that a real bug or was that just them being retarded?
>>545137651Maruzensky>>545137659You should do it
Literally no one is using Eishin FlashIs she the greatest fraud so far?
>>545137921The thread will bully you for sucking if your club is A or worse and bully you for tryharding if your club is A+ or better
>>545137845
>>545137659NotClover
>triple and quadruple rainbows on a fan runwhere is this when i need it on my ace runs CYGAMES
I want to fuck AlmondLove...
>>545137921You should simply ignore what others think. Make a club and put in a lot of effort for it to grow. I'm sure you could reach S Rank if you tried, anon.
>>545138113She’s not great, no. Very cute horse but there’s so many better late surgers with her distance aptitudes that she’s only worth running for oshichads.
>>545137984I did
>>545138113people pulled for waifu reasonsdoes it always have to be meta?
>>545136845>barely beat Hishi Amazon>didn't even reach the reddit semifinal/uma/ owes Gold Ship an apology for the reddit accusations
>>545138115>Anyone lower than me is a filthy casual anyone higher than me a sweaty no lifer
>>545137651These are my pics for sleeper 4chan horsesidk i haven't read any of their stories
Which group of anons do you like the most? By group I mean stuff like the Oguri gaslight posters, the Teio Oinker posters, etc.
>>545136845>33 updootsthe falco/curren poll here had more votes than this shit lmao
>>545137651Hey
>>545138334Stop posting non global horses I don't know who they are
>>545138381Shut up Reddit Nature.
>>545138349bwo there's 180 votes on the Reddit thread
>>545138147
>>545137651Michelle My Baby
>>545138343My favorite tribe of posters are the ones who post Matikanefukukitaru
>>545138334Win Variation is permanently SEETHING just like /vg/ she's /ouruma/
>>545137729>>545138248The correct answer
Apologize.
which uma cunny do i draw
>>545135889yes i have one slot drop id high A+
>>545138115>>545138207Am I being gaslight into stupidly leaving my club so I can fail at making my own? Probably. Will I do it once I think of a name? Sure why not
>>545138334I really like Furioso's design but she's a dirter, maybe when the dirt expansion comes in with Forever Young's release.
>>545137659Call it FlatIsJustice, poach all the active flatliners and go for the lowest possible rank while having 30 active people(they don't actually play tho lmao)
>>545138560Sweepy
oops
3 power blue3 stamina blueand this as the main umado I glue it?
I need to wank to porn of the ugliest bald bastards sleeving uma fillies
>reddit polls discussionI'll be back in 1 hours and a half for reset you better be done with this by then
>>545138671no groundwork is glue
Whatever you say Reddit Creek.
>>545138638>E>with Capliterally how? I feel like you could train whatever you want and she'd still last long enough to get to at least C as long as you kept her a PC.
>>545138685I will make a note to bring it back up when you come back
>>545138334>No ReasonWhat the fuck is this dumb name ?
>>545138638did u skip both hopeless and asahi or what
>>545138334https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf6zxvi-oac
>try to raise tachyon>gets bored: mood down>breaks all the windows: mood down>drinks coffee: mood down>gets bored again: mood downAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>5451386712* URA could have salvaged it
EVERY UMA IS REDDIT EXCEPT THE UMA I LIKE
>>545138580You're gonna miss out on gibs and be in an empty club for a month for sure. Then it depends on how lucky you are with recruiting desu.
>>545138807Who the fuck gets mood DOWN from drinking coffee?
>>545138580It's not stupid to have fun. You should name the club after your favorite Uma. Make it a clever pun or joke like Taishin To The Top!
>>545137738That's my problem, it needs to be pun or something clever while also being relevant to the game or horses, not something boring like /uma/gamers or chinpo.I really like the name Haythere, but all I can think of is Neighbors, which is just how the word is spelt...
>>545138807
>>545138836TRVKE
Why does team trials tallying take so long? It shouldn't take that long to rig class 6
>>545138858Coffee is disgusting
>>545138957To keep the suspense until reset
>>545138930Who is your favorite uma?
>>545138930>it needs to be punStop bowing to the Rudolf propaganda you can name it anything you like
Retention status, my nekos?
>>545138732>>545138784I forgot to switch to Pace in debut racethen I forgot to redo debut race before Early Dec and couldn't race in G1 Milethen I got 9th place in Hopeless
>>545138784nta but I had similar results, she decided to job horribly in both
>>5451390543 days without a drop of semen dropping, gonna retain for all of November
Is rice good for you?
Dancho just took her monthly blood tithe again… Really beginning to think I should look for a new club…
>>545139080that's pretty funny nglAlso you should run oguri front in career most of the time
>>545139004Nicely roasted coffee from a good location is fantastic, but if you've only ever had the cheap stuff I could understand disliking it.
>>545139112It's not up to you to decide this, torena....
>>545139054Switching between 6 and 5 my nekker
>>545135278Don’t get Curvature unless it’s heavily discounted Pumping for Iron is a better 1st pick for accelerationFast and Furious>It’s On Get one velocity skill for the final stretch, preferably Rudolf’s ultimate
>>545138930call it speChuds
>>545139052This. I'd leave my S club for a club called BigFatTits over a pun that may or may not be funny for a few minutes or something. Just do what ever you want, name it after your favorite honse if you like.
>>545139114Good for me specifically.
>>545138807>post that shit>Drank Coffee again: mood down>engrossed in research: mood down AND SLACKER>break windows AGAIN: mood down
>>545138580no dont make a club its stupid and a waste of time
>>545139291just give up why even bother
>>545139176I have a good friend you loves coffee and has good material and good coffee, and I still hate it, no matter the roasting level. I can only drink green tea.
>>545139194That's our word, you can say Nekka.
Give me an uma based on this criteria>inb4 "like half of them"Ok but the ones that are much moreso than the others
Torena I ade a piggle 1 day before big race and now I’m sad :-D
>>545139367bakushin
>>545139367>halfmore like all of them
>>545132936gonna regrind two of them, one i just don't care to try again, or if i get very lucky and finish the other two early i might try
>>545139367
>>545139040Matikanefukukitaru, but I also like Meishi Doto and Taiki Shuttle.
>>545138807Average Air Groove playthrough
Teio...I can see it...
>>545139361Calstone gave me the n-pass.
>>545139114Bread is better
>>545139367urara, calstone light o
>>545139367https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h7bNARz1b0
>>545139182why is she like this...
>>545139549>Boom Shoes Baskerry
>>545139569The thumbnail makes it look like she's farting out a huge load of cum
Is stacking 3 accelerations on late surgers overkill?
>>545139651Have I ever told you that I hate that you're a Kingfag?
>>545139646cute
>>545139367Would you prefer I list the absolute retards or the ones that act smart but are equally or more retarded
>>545138562gimme a moment waiting for ppl to reply so I can dump the club leadership on them
>>545139646>making our own fan slaves brilliant!
>>545139691You can never not have enough power
>>545139651Your brain is kind of cooked
>>545139576Because she HIRED you.
I just remembered I never watched the OVA. Is it good?
>>545139787It's average
>>545139692Depends on if you were the one that said it cause of my butt finger sniffing post
>>545139651Stop posting King with your shitty posts.
>>545139367smalconurarabakushin
>>545139471/Uma/tikanefukukitaruShiraoki SummonersShiraokiFortune FillysFortunate Fillys
Reminder to all umas: Trainer-trainee contract is not a marriage contract
>>545139890Cesario...
>>545139787Yes, because it has plenty of BAKUSHIN
>>545139890I have to take responsibility...
>>545136139That guy was a massive leech when I was in Mambo, he had the gall to brag about it when called out in a thread even.
I prefer Crown over Dia.
>>545139691no enough
>>545139646>artist remembered the white hair detail Nice touch. Also, cute!
I prefer Dia over Crown
>>545135530as long as she keeps drawing pretty like this she can switch to any uma that i will not care
I prefer Nintendo over Sega
>>545139691depends on which ones they are, typically 60% accel is where it is no longer worth getting more, so 4 white/inherited accels and assuming 3 will trigger is kinda the max, though in leo many accels activate kinda late so you're more likely to reach top speed before they've run their course(red shift, SFV)
I prefer Dia's boobs over my face
>>545135553my phone is so shit it doesn't runsamsung a10s
>gets mad at her alarm clock because it rang before she woke up and she wanted to win>rushes to get a baguette sandwich that gets sold out fast for lunch not because it tastes good but because it's straight>fails geometry class because she can't handle angles>crashes in to statue of three goddesses because she was late for class and thought she could make it by running straight>can't read the room that her friends don't want to sing a retarded song that goes "Neko neko neko nyeh">asks (You) when the hot springs trip is going to be the moment she becomes (You)r trainee>wants to run on fucking water while dragging you on a life preserver>succeeds in running on water but doesn't know how to stop>friend who wants to make up with a roommate she fought with but finds it too awkward asks for help>"hey that girl wants to make up with you but she finds it too awkward"Name a single more retarded, autistic uma.You can't.
>>545135553Run flawlessly on my S20 FE (Snapdragon version).
CM horses are ready, any team trials horse I make now is getting obsoleted in few hours. What do I do with the 2 daily borrows left?
>>545139890Never let your uma know what goes on in trainer x trainer joint planning sessions
>Leave club>Miss the window to join other clubs>Change name and reapply to original club>Nobody noticesJust as planned
>>545140320Fuuck, that milk... FuuuuuuuckUh I didn't read the rest of that but may as well do fan runs I guess
>>545139998Thats no good. Mambo danchou should do something about it
>Free pulls (aka when you finish the spark) end on 16th>Virgo starts on 16thWhat did they mean by this?
Bros, I'm fucking dumb
>>545140290i kneel, retardGOD...
>>545136347there has been 0 clubs merging, but the two S clubs here were talking about merging since there is not people enough willing to do quota that high
>>545140290
>>545140454Me…
>>545140454It's not nice to talk about your trainee like that.
>>545139727The latter is funnier
>>545140290I need her and I will spark for her.
Best fan run uma?
>>545140518Nah, that was some idiot telling the clubs to just poach the top earners from all the /uma/clubs to form the ultimate club.
>>545140290This is the first non-meta uma I will roll for
>>545140454Me too I'm still retarded to this day.
>>545140328Umapyoi that happens between trainers stays between trainers
>>545140546>>545140550>>545140697No I mean like really dumb. For some reason my retarded ass, with no evidence towards it, believed 2 skills that do the same thing at the same time can't both proc because I was unlucky enough for that to not happen when I was watching races, so I was only getting 1 corner acceleration, 1 corner velocity...
>>545140671
255351013923Can do around 1m to 1.5m per day, maybe more if I get good parents but sticking to that amount for nowHoping for an A club if any still lack members
>>545140671Any uma that can run the triple crown, Japan Cup and Arima Kinen.
what happens with Happy Meek in the new scenario?
>>545140838She's still Happy Meek and Aoi is still a useless female ningen
>>545140789You can get in an A/A+ club easily with those numbers
Holding Suzuka's gloved hands and kissing her forehead!
>>545140838She got replaced by Blonde Meek and Brown Meek
>buttsweat hasnt kicked out the 6 flatliners
>>545140752Anon how do you think generic starting "increase performance" green skills work considering people tell you to stack 3?
>>545140838
>>545140838Turned into glue
>>545140290>asks (You) when the hot springs trip is going to be the moment she becomes (You)r traineeWhat a fucking slut>wants to run on fucking water>succeeds in running on waterCan't Bakushin do that as well? She's okay, but she's gonna have to try harder than that if she wants to take Bakushin's throne of retardGOD
>>545137307dancho...
>>545140789sent
>>545140838Nothing because she's not based on an irl horse (there is however an irl horse based on her) so she can never be playable or really do much.
>ywn bring your $800 giant horse plush to a machine gun range>even in AmericalandWhy even livehttps://fxtwitter.com/nanohanakirei/status/1984949861868028089
>>545140320Doto's dotos...
>wake up>one member leaves>fall 2000 ranks.
>>545141120Isn't that target a bit too big?
DANCHUD THE TWO NEWBIES ARE FLATLINERS KICK THEM ALREADY
>>545141059I once made Bakushin win the Arima Kinen at the expense of a bricked run and there's not even a fucking special event
>>545140290>asks (You) when the hot springs trip is going to be the moment she becomes (You)r traineestraight to the point huh?
Hug your Uma wife RIGHT NOW
>>545141120>fxtwitterdiscordfag spotted
>>545141257There is a special even but I think you need to win a random Long race first, can be G1, 2, 3 or OP
>>545141347I love my emperor
my honeymoon period is closing, I'm no longer getting barraged with carats for completing careers and ten pulls are getting expensive... RIPI still don't get how to reach 1200+1200 stats, are the limit breaks on supporter cards really that important to achieve the best stats?
>>545140838She turns super saiyan and beats our ass or something
>>545141116Which one are you?
>>545141347
>>545141443>are the limit breaks on supporter cards really that important to achieve the best stats?Yes. And also blue sparks of parents.
>>545141121
>>545141120I would've love to see what the range master thought of someone bringing a huge plushee and took photos of it
The only thing my uma wife is getting a shock collar every time she gets night owl.
>>545141508Teio one, won't be mad if you join the other one though.
>>545141257She wants to run 3600 meters, enter her into the Stayers Stakes
Rudolf has small tits. #notmyemperor
>none of my speed cards appear on speed for the entirety of junior year>on a borrow runlove this memeI'm hitting the give up button
>>545141508doxx club names
>>545140683there was this too, one guy telling to give all the top earners of both S clubs to the A+ so the quota would be lower, but who would want to carry people like that
>>545141508Yes
>>545141393what do you expect from the avatarfag
There's LITERALLY NO WAY you can put onions sauce in that coffee accidentally.Doto.is.Evil.
>>545141637Proof?
>>545141679I'm carrying my B+ club right now to A.
>>545141508DANCHO THEY'RE STEALING FANSLAVES FROM USDANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>545141743HAHAHAHA RETARD GOT FILTERED
You still have time to unbrick yourself. Don't do any pulls on Riko/Rice outside of free pulls. Instead spark Nice Nature.If you spark her now (instead of waiting for a rerun), you have a strong wit card for Aoharu AND a great card for mile CMs. And you don't need high limit break in aoharu becaue race bonus is even less important than in URA.>B-but i need MLB for MANT, there's no way i can get MLB in just a sparkYou CAN! Kinda. From now till mant, you'll get 3 SSR dupe crystals. And 1st anni gives another selector, in which NN is available. Even if you become a lucklet and get LB0 with the spark, you will still be able to MLB her for MANT for free. Then you just borrow Matikane/NTR and you are set for the whole MANT, letting you save tons of carrats.
>>545141743Doto is my favorite bully, even her rude chest bullies
>>545141884Or I'll wait until the next meta card and have enough resources so I'm not struggling to make ends meet whenever new shit comes out
Went through a bad breakup /uma/, which horse could I drink my sorrows away with? And maybe get headpatted by her
In hindsight, what has been the most consequential and/or prevalent gaslight in the past four CMs?
>>545141743>onions
>>545141884I will be doing the exact opposite of what you said because you’re the antichrist.
>>545141884hmm, nyo. I don't care about MANT.
>>545141987Stamina gaslight bar none.
>>545141743Doto's reaction to this kills me because her VA sounds like she's laughing in her voice over how ridiculous this is
I will be pulling on Riko’s banner 400 times even though seriru said not to, and there is nothing you can do to stop me.
>>545141989Shut up
>>545142036Which CM had the worst stamina estimate?
>>545141120>even in AmericalandThe only thing stopping you is money. You can probably find one of those for sale even, if you have enough money. It's only illegal for us peasantry who have committed the sin of existing after previous generations (boomers) have been limpwristed faggots and not guillotined enough politicians.I'll never stop huffing copium that I'll either see the Hughes repealed in my lifetime or for enough loss of power by the (((ATF))) and the State that they no longer have the means to enforce it. With any luck the NFA will go first considering the BBB changes completely shitting on the (((tax))) justification for it and then inertia will carry us onwards.
>>545140838nothingshe's no longer our rivalI'm not even sure if she can appear in Finale
>>545141884The real way to unbrick is to stop rolling support cards at all. You can get more umas this way.
>>545142117Gemini?You only needed 2 gold recoveries and 1k stamina. Everyone was running 1200 and 2 golds, or 1100 and 3 golds.
>>545142036>people ask stamina advice for a pace chaser, a strategy that gets 5% less hp than front runners>gets a response that they need an extra gold recovery since that gets you 5.5% hp>others repeat the advice for front runners>someone takes the front runner advice and deduces that, since this is the amount a front runner needs, a pacer will need more>starts telling ppl they need an extra gold on top of the previous pacer adviceI believe this is a cycle that leads to people demanding infinite stamina
>>545141987>bwo you need 1200 stam + 3 golds>bwo pace can't win CM3 bwo>bwo fronts are invincible bwo you can't beat them
>>545141884You forgot your gaslight dancer image
>>545141508doxx the names i need an A club
>>545141984Rudolf and Midnight Cafe
>>545141884I am saving for Kitasan to try to unbrick my account that lacks Kitasan. All crystals will go to Kitasan. Either way my account is bricked.
>>545142224>>someone takes the front runner advice and deduces that, since this is the amount a front runner needs, a pacer will need moreDon't you need LESS stamina the farther own the pack your strategy is?
>>545141987The most funny one was "you need to win CM because they are main carat income".
>>545142418
>>545142405Post your ID instead and get invited.
>>545142494>daughter of an enka singer(yakuza™)>no moneyThat's bullshit
>>545142549Get him, danchode.
>>545142531648204552249
>>545141825goodluck bro
should I join a club? what's the purpose of it?just to get those crown points you use in the store?
>>545142549Other players owe me fans. Get to work.
>>545141508>stealth inviting anonsStop it, pussy ass dishonorable danchous.
>>545141508I'm too lazy for high effort edits
>>545142687Being part of a club gives you rewards depending on the club's ranking at the end of each month, so long as you joined for more than 14 days
>>545142687you get a big pile of carats, club points and friend points at the end of each month if you are in a club and you can trade shoes for up to 100 club points each day
>my Oguri takes the lead in the final spurt>other Oguri wins because she procs Pulse but mine doesn't
>>545142549The pride of flatniggers
>>545141884I will>discount spark on Rico/Rice>save up for all Uma spark>double spark Tachyon spd SSRand you cant gaslight me into doing something else
>>545142549Shes already on to you
>just spark on nice nature broyeah i did and guess how many nice natties i got? literally 1 from pity
>>545142412Those two are already my wives...
>>545141508You got sent random invites after posting ID here too?
i think the leader left the clubwhat the fuck
>>545142494>no moneyI will swipe for the selector ticket if I have to for Kitasan MLB. Always having to borrow her is hell.
>>545143025Looks like it
>>545143025>>545141508Futamusume and Uma&co tend to be the two randoms
>>545141884With the free pulls + ticket + daily, it's technically 80 pull spark for Riko
I'm in a no quota clubYour words can't hurt me
>the carry from my first ever club last log in was in 3 weeks agoI will miss him, he even followed me (that's how I know he's gone). I thought he was cool as shit pulling 80m+ monthly when I was still learning the ropes.
>>545137659Anus Fujin
>>54514312580 too many
What's your mood strat for Junior year?Do you do recreation or do you gamble that Kita/other cards will bump your mood for "free"
Are you having fun, anon?
>>545143126Pearl is the better witch btw
hey /uma/...hey.check your inbox in 18 minutes.
>>545143225
My dancho just bought a plane ticket to his LA condo where he intends to, and I quote, “Gape me like a Chinese sinkhole”. If I decline he says he’s gonna kick me. What do I do /uma/?
>>545143221>Junior yearI only care about friendship
>Every youtuber says that you HAVE to pull on Riko Rice.>But they dump all their carrats on Nice Nature instead
>>545143165Like Suzuka, those who shines the brightest will always disappear earlier...
WAITDOES TAMAMO CROSS LOSSES VS THE AMERICAN UMA?
>Riko/Rice banner is so awful Cygames have to give Global 100 free pulls to trick them into spending 15k carats for a sparkNot falling for it Cygames I'm too smart.
>>545143318they are whales they roll for everything
>>545143364stop spoiling yourself your retard
>>545143096>Uma&cowe've been full for an entire day, you slanderous cuck
>>545143267You can't say that...
>>545143225Grass such a cutie
>>545143221I use a recreation to get some energy back, only to be cucked by karaoke which doesnt give any
>>545143364nah she hasans her right before the finish line
whats futamusume
>>545143418i rejected you niggas
>>545143318>whales roll for the whale bannerdurr
nice
>>545143478I can and do!
>>545143410>>545143510SPOILER ME NIGGERSSPOILER MEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>545143667Really feel like certain umas should be immune to certain debuffsOgurin to slow metabolism and Seiun to sleep deprived for example.
>>545143667the fuck? just running a race has a chance to cure being a Fatty Fatty No Friends?
Daily pull bros you ARE pulling for the paid banners right?
>>545143720the nigger uma winshappy?
>>545143720Why would they hype up the mutt just to make her choke anon? Think dumb nigger.
>>545143667>another one right afterFAT FUCK
>>545143318most yters are whales and pull for content. their recommendations are for people ratioing the gibbs from cygenerous
>>545143320I'm honestly hoping he's just taking a break waiting for Aoharu. He's clubless now, if he ever comes back his new /uma/ club is going to be lucky.
>>545143917>>545143904FAT FUCKI HATE OGURI CAP
Give up on your pansy turf sissies. Embrace your supreme dirt overlords.
>>545144008>>5451440085% failure chance for eating event my ASS
>>545143976He got banned for botting.
>>545143720
>>545144072DirtGODs...
>>545143165I came back to my old club this month because they taught me how to play the game. I won't be able to do anything amazing but I'm already massively ahead of everyone else in the club. A few flatliners which is weird but If I can push this group into A instead of B it'd be cool like a small Thank You
>>545144072Smart Falcon... Forgotten...
You only had Fuji Kiseki's best intentions in mind, right?!
>>545144372NoI want her to bully my SMALL CARROT with her UMAS.
DIRT?
Danchou and the one guy that refuses to stop requesting Dirt shoes have been fighting in the club chat for the past 3 and a half hours
>>545144460Urara looks like she eats dirt.
>>545144513my club bankrupted dancho out of dirt shoes and there's nothing he can do about it
>>545144513thats like 7 fan runs what the fuck are they doing
>>545144513At least Dirt Shoes assholes, if nothing else, let me earn club points
>>545144513
>>545139409>>545139872Bakushin isn't dumb. 10% bonus on wit.
Which Umas would smoke?
Curren Chan feels weird
>>545144865air shakur definitely vapes
>>545144119Lies and slander. It was a comfy casual club, it's pointless to bot that.
IT'S A NEW DAY
>>545144865Air Groove
>>545144974NIGGER
>>545141621Already did. Sadly, no event for actually doing 3600m
Half-anni 150 dailies is no more?
>>545144302Good. Demons don't belong in the wholesome horse girl game
Marvelous' signature outfit makes her look like a pinata, what the fuck
>>545144974OHAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>dirt racer>from the boonies>this lewd of a body
This week's gibs is brought to you by: CinGray. Say thank you to Oguri Fat (as in Morbidly Obese).
>>545145169Do people even like it when the tits are this big?
>decided to skip summer maruzensky even though i like her to save carats>got her from the daily free pull on eishin's bannerThere are people that had to spend 30k carats for her and I'm glad I'm not one of them
>>545144974ARYAN
>>545144865
>>545145245No, because they need to be bigger
I hate Winning Ticket.I seriously fucking hate her.
Cool see you next week!
SAY IT
>>545144302Her manager requested that we don't take a picture of her.
>>545145435
where the hell is my carat pack refresh
So the final 3 runs before we need to run cm right?
Oguri gave me 300 carats
>>545144968and doing 80m is not botting territory, try to see eden top1 making 400m a month
I'm out
>>545145427>he doesn't know
CYGENEROUS
>>545145548>>545145427Unity Cup will raise the retention to 550k
How the fuck did you forget to do your TT daily on reset again you retard? Do you really just let it sit at 5/5 all day? Can we kick this guy danchou?
ummm where the the hecking half anniversary?
probably done with this week already
What total team score range do you see witchuds most frequently at
>>545145638Welcome!
>>545145427>>545145548>>545145746YOU NEED AT LEAST 600K POINTS YOU IDIOTSUNITY CUP IS COMING THIS WEEK AND ALL THE TRYHARDS FROM CLASS 6 ARE REDOING THEIR UMAS
>>5451457457h from now
>>545145845i find 3 or 4 on A2 range
>>545143165Yeah, our carry got kicked today I think after not logging in for 16 days, unfortunate.
>>545145858don't worry i will redo my umas this week too
>>545139128
Toreina, you've finally grown up from being a coward right? You're not going to wait 12 hours after CM opens up because you're too afraid you're going to fight competent opponents right? It can't be that after 3 other CMs you still don't have the stones to fight anything but SEA right?
>>545145639>>545145858I just broke 500k...
>>545145974I don't get it. What the fuck is happening here? Does she hate bread?
>>545139646>the hair styleHistorically, oh nyo
>>545146059Right after opening is when CM is easiest though
>>545146059Knowing the exact time shitters log in is skill.I'm not joining you whales.
thoughts?
>>545146318her right leg is too thick compared to the left leg
>>545146132Shes mad shes not getting head pats
>>545146132https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88npQhcm9qk
When is the doxxgenesis reset? I want to find out if I'm going to get kicked next month or not
Can I uhhhh convert the friendpoints to the cluppoints?
>>545146318Ass > Chest. That's an irrefutable fact. Only faggots would disagree.
What do I do with her?! Is my original Maruzensky worse now?
>>545146589both are useful
>>545146589explode
>>545146589You can build her for CM5
You just gonna scroll by without saying howdy?
>>545146589OG hag has never been anything more than a parent. have fun building bikini hag.
>>545146407Good eye
>>545146684howdy partner
Ho, ho, hee, hoo~
>>545146318she has a nice ass
>>545146684Howdy!
Sorry /uma/bros, I can only do 1 run per day and get only 400k-500k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKl4XADM-gM
>>545146824I like Chronogenesis posts because she looks like Grass Wonder.
>28/30DANCHOARE YOU OKAY DANCHODANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
When's the next transfer request cyniggsss
Just got my tickezo to 3*, let's go that's my tomboy autist
>>545146636That's good, I upgraded mine a bit but not all the way yet so I don't feel so bad >>545146645kaboom>>545146663>>545146706Is that the big race after this current one? How do you build her?
Sadly nothing good today :(
>>545146824you have the source of this?
>>545147023Next race is a mile. Get a recovery (white not gold) and do a groundwork setup.
>>545146684yer a big girl
>>545146946They are basically like twins anyway. Just grand prix uma things>>545147060https://x.com/Gryebooks/status/1985362880716489204
>>545147118>>545147118>>545147118>>545147118
>>545147149thanks anon
i think im gonna try something different for CM5 after running mayo as end for the past 4 CMshow does wedding mayo fare as a front? free focus at least
>>545147149>Hips>>545147187Took me a second
When does the "paid banner" start?
>>545147149Grass fat ass is unmatched
I need some gold ship dupes but the game refuses to give me any
The bro is silly.
>>545147338those banners are a scam, don't pull
>>545147474Horses are indeed funny creatures
>>545146937I did a single <300k ace run every day for the past week being in some /uma/ club
Post pregnant Dia
>>545146957>28/30bro here its 23/30, after CM I can guarantee you it'll be even worse. In fact I'm pretty sure it won't survive
WAKE THE FUCK UP I WANT TO GIVE SHOES
Just got Summer Maruzensky, what recovery skill do I need to take to ensure her unique goes off at the best time for CM5?
I want to start trying for some stamina sparks, which horses are the best for that?
>>545148072Look nobody wants your smelly shoes
>>545148152777but you may want to take corner recovery too in case 777 doesn't work due to failing the wit check
>>545147896>Checks my club>still 21/30I'm verrry close to dipping
the biggest gaslights of every CM have always come from witGAWD now that I think about it
>>545147110Cool, thanks!
>npc opera rapes the goldship run by winning all G1 races except letting goldship win the mandatory long racesNot sure what was the plan here but okay?
Why are you guys shitting out 2m fan everyday?This is supposed to be an A+ club
>>545148278cloverbwo...
>>545147896Did you not recruit on the first two days of the month
>>545148392the fl*tliners made me paranoid
>mfw bossman tells me to start getting more fans
>>545143418>>545143572SCHOOLYARD FIGHT
Sexy as fuck.Would trade it for Medium S though.
>>545148590I'm failing one mcqueen run a day until the new cup.
Slacker is the most cancerous shit ever
>>545148331Thats weirdit's the long races where Opera O is usually the most dangerous, alongside Super CreekShe usually has a good suite of recoveries for Tenno Sho Spring in particular
>>545148437I did. I feel like I did what I could. The problem is if even one high earner dips then it immediately shows, as our ranks fall hard.
>>545146407it's called perspective, her left leg is pushed forward, look at the shoes
87697738cm4
>>545148392I'm late surging.
This RETARDED AS FUCK oguri FAT got ZERO fatty events and 10 I REPEAT 10 MOOD DOWNS LIKE SHE WAS NARITA TAISHIN...Imagine the beast that could have been instead of this failure that can't even survive the race
what is the lore reason for neicha looking like a christmas decoration
>>545149495She's a christmas cake
I hate Ryan. She just loses. Front? loses, Pace? loses. Late? 14th. Why does the loser have the best skill?
>>545149495You'd know it if you 3 star'd her and read her outfit event in the game
>>545143165Shoot some ropes out to Doto in honor
>>545149248Result
>>545149495pretty much all designs are a reference to their racewear or jockey. The wiki says the leg strap is a reference to an injury
>>545149758>800+1 goldnoooooooooooooooooooooooooticing
>>545149629uhhhh her parents own a christmas bar...? i forgot
NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY
>>545149573Roll for Dober. She has a more forgiving skill (5th to 6th instead of hard 6), but it requires you to never get rushed. You can do Maru + Dober on every track on your late surger.
>>545136845lmao more like reddit nature
>>545149841>Well, I have work to do, so...
>>545147149>basically like twinsI'm noticing a discrepancy with the numbers...
>>545149841>"I have work to do">retire
>>545149758>standard distance>non-standard distance
>log in>have home on random>she says this while her song plays in the jukeboxI love retarded sprinters, they're my favourite.The dumber the girl the cuter she is
In a few moments I will have my very last three-borrow runs for CM training, please pray for me
>>545149813Her mom and the staff that worked at the bar used to throw Christmas parties for Natie when she was a childNatie spent a lot of her youth trying not to be demanding since she knew her mother was always busy trying to make a living but Christmas is the one time she could actually act like a kid, its also why she tends to act like an older sister to some of the cast even though they're the same age
>>545147149GrASS
Bros you'll never guess what I got with my free roll today! It's the second 3 stars I get from singles. Good timing, too. I needed another dirt uma badly.
Wait, so my wit stat doesn't affect my chance of getting migraine in career?
>>545150048
>>545149879Yes, I'll roll for Dober, it's gonna be a long three months.
>>545150334
>>545150334actually high wit increases migraine chance because your big head has more room for migraine juice
>>545137858My wife Top Gun will never be reddit
>>545150048Bakushin isn't retarded, she has 10% wit bonus.
so why haven't the carat packs come back yet, cygames jewing global??
Since there are about 5 hours until the next Chanme, does /uma/ think it will be >metaslave heaven need optimally bred and raised meta front uma comps or perfect lucksack + double debuff strat>"Just get 1200 speed, enough stam and guts, Medium S" like the last time>Something nobody has really predictedPlace your bets now.
>it took two weeks to finish my Leo rudolf>gold shit has been shitting the bed for a week>medium-S on an umazing stat run>taishin is pumping out hints on good trainings>this is it, this is THE seed>swimming in SP at career end, can even afford the random debuffs>creek never finished maestroi'm about to quit this stupid fucking game.
>>545150457AI is getting crazy.
>>545149810Im seriously confused, how many stamina and gold do we actually need
>>545150520head so empty there's a vaccuum that sucks in knowledge at higher rate (it'll never be enough)
>>545150421You can bear the wait! I believe in you!
>>545150330congrats bro
>>545149246Wrong. The whole leg and ass is in a bad position, as its misaligned. If you look at the tail and back you can see that the whole body is slightly turned towards right too, thus the asscheek shouldn't be there too.
Already found my witgod for the week thank shiraoki
>>545150580half Smaru half Oguri
>>545149246No need to defend slop bro, it's sad
>>545150697Aoharu is out before the end of the week, the tide may rise as high as 560k before reset.
>>545136845>destroys "reddit" tachyon and king "reddit"heh, nothing personal. 3rd in everything but reddit.
58400601Leo Cup, all green parameters, random mood, maximum A rank only
>>545150830but everybody will be busy making umas for chamme right?
>>545150884>/18retardGOD...
>>545150389I can't wait for Calstone Light O and Durandal
>>545150884>maximum A rank only
>>545150936Maybe, I honestly think you will be safe, just don't depend on it.
>>545150065goodluck bro
>>545150520Her neurons only start firing if she is on a track
>>545151097Aren't you forgetting someone?
friend :)
>>545151246Me. Everyone always forget about me.
>>545135553this game actually runs on a Samsung A51 it's fairly impressive
>>545150936I got my best horses like 2 weeks ago already since then I couldn't make any better. Not gonna bother with more than 3 runs, begging the rng to give me a medium S or an Ura spark.
>>545150389Cute comic, source?
>>545151502https://x.com/Terk_MC/status/1984705232522395872
>>545151464
>>545151464are those??
>>545151282Something is off about this Curren
>>545151282devilish influence
>>545150884>Winner has no S's in any attributes and below 1100 speedI hate this game
>>545151246probably those 3 are the retard sprinters for me
>>545151464TOREINA GET DOWN
>>545150389
>perfect parent run>......................
>Got 1M fans in one day>check chart>danchou did 6M in one dayIt's so over, I've already disappointed him...
>>545151871Bingo. Can't be a trio without all 3 of them.
>>545151464hoooly i need to suck the bokuppai
>>545149495She wants random men to unwrap her
>>545146684howdy pardner
>>545152087Believe is a retard? I haven't seen much people talk about her since the release
Any clubs srill recruiting? I forgot to ask yesterday when my cooldown ended. I do at least 3 runs a day and I'm always looking to fulfill request for shoes, yes, even your dirt ones. If there's any room for a fellow tummy poster, let me know! My deck and umas aren't good so I can't help in that departmentID is 893820377946
I'm still not able to get 1m fans per career...
>>545152251Nah, she's the straight man that keeps the other two in check.
I genuinely love that this general deviates from the average hoyotard general with the yurishipping despite having an all girl cast. It's mostly just toreina x uma and the occasional gooners. All of you are alright.
>>545152346All horses are for cock only
>>545152275sent
>>545152346I'M SO SORRY FOR WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO ANON
>>545152346It's a game that targets men, no need to overcomplicate things. We know what we want, they know what we want.
>>545152346>general deviates from the average hoyotard generalwe are cygames tho?
>>545152405which cock...
>CM aces done>No point parent farming till the new scenarioso erm what do I do now?
>>545152450Is this how neicha debuffs other umas?
>>545152515mine of course
>>545152537Farm your oshi's fan title
>>545152475If they did they would remove the censorship rule already.
>>545152537But URA is better for parents
I got kicked from my club. Here's my performance. Send me an invite if you want 30m fans.947 096 590 989
>>545152559post hand color
>>545152441That was fast! Thanks, I'll start playfully slaving right away!
I guess I should take this for the 37 power even though the SPD will be wasted right? My best other option is +17 stam +4 guts.
>>545152627what site is this
>>545152346I mean some of these horses are pure sex
>>545151464Her breast aren't that big.
>>545152736w-why is he BLACK
>>545152727https://chronogenesis.net/club_profile
>>545152341Must be a tough job keeping those two retards in line
>>545152594That just makes the porn better because it feels like a sort of taboo whenever you see any. "The rule" is just cygames overreacting to some retard threatening to make gore of Seiun Sky anyway, owner was completely cool with Seiun Sky porn til some guy started pushing the boundaries.
>>545152630
>>545141598It's Japan, I'm sure fans bringing toys, plushies, cosplays with guns is not unusual over there. Also, I think it's actually an airsoft field with airsoft shit.
>>545152450>>545152554Why is Nature always molesting Mayano
>>545152773all ojiisans have that colour of skin in hentai
>>545150330Falco love!
>>545152627>kicked you>kept someone with less fansis your danchou, you know?
>>545152627POV: dancho after you earned 27.9 mil on a 30 mil quota
>>545152627I knew why I left that club. Too much hassle
>>545153003he flatlined for what looks like 3 days
>>545152795>I'm the pink line skyrocketingI'm doing my club proud
>>545152773I thought it was ntr but his head is the trainer T, so it's actually (You), you are dark they know
>>545152346the yuri part is at least bonkers like nishino flower and sky fucking even if one's a male irl, it's unique in that department
>>545153180DANCHOWHY DIDN'T YOU GET THIS GUYDANCHOOOO DO SOMETHING
>>545153070The quota was 10m, he just changed it to 30m for this month>>545153131I've been busy, but I was going to hit my quota like always. You can literally see how I did last month
>>545153127last months quota was 10 mil so it was probably faltlining
>>545153180DANCHOU HE'S BOTTING DANCHOU KICK HIM OUT HE'S GONNA GET US ALL BAN DANCHOU
Genuinely, how do you know if someone is botting?
>>545153303Woah that quota dropped a lot from when I was there. I made 19 mill with not doing much half a month.
>>545153285Ye I'm not juding you, I'm just saying the danchou probably kicked you cause he thought you quit. That's why the anons with lower fans didn't get kicked
>>545153180Doing 1mil runs?
>>545153180Danchou, you didn't recruit this guy and look at him... he's slaving in a sea of leeches. Deliver him from evil.
>>545153440No just CM grinding like a true autist
>>545152346Half of the cast is based on male horses and the game features a mechanic of horse breeding. Yuri is intentional and there is actual canon pairings if you look at the breeding records.
>>545153394Someone filling the monthly quota of an A+ club, every single day.
>>545152627>Dacchis part of the retards that kick after 3 dayssad
>>545153394More fans than me and not in my club = botting
WE ALL HAD HER, BUT SPECIAL WEEK WANTED TO MARRY HER!
>>545153552Is that bad practice? I'm a club owner, we have no fan quota but if you don't log in for 3 days you get kicked since I figured it only takes few minutes to log in at the least
>>545153526>Yuri is intentional
>>545152346shut up faggot
>>5451535523 day flatline is reasonable grounds for a kick though, you gotta communicate.
>>545153698I logged in, traded shoes, and did team trials. Still kicked
>>545152346umas are made for male trainers
>>545153394more than 200m fans a month is suspicious, anyone above 250 or even 300 needs to provide proof of not botting imo
>>545153526by this logic most of the cast are whores
>1/3 of my casual club flatlining >Site's projection is C+>Been steadily falling from AMmm...
>>545153767Not if its at the end of the month after the quota has been filled
>>545153542every single day for one month is the guys in eden, if you look at people in A+ club there is people who can do quota like dacchis in 3 days
>>545153707get down cygames!
yeahim a horse shipper
>>545153824Whorses if you will.
>>545153767This daylight savings has me off. I used to do one last run right before reset but now I keep sleeping through it.
>>545153831>Not if its at the end of the month after the quota has been filledSure, but from what he's saying it's after the gibs were handed out.
>>545153823i look at more than 150m im already guessing is using something to help, like CE to speed up
>>545153943>>545153943>>545153943
>>545153707>sees yurishit>pulls his horses out immediatelyI kneel, fatman...
>>545153430danchou thought the playerbase was dying so he lowered the quota for october and we came very close to dropping from a+
>>545153707
>>545153767kicking people who reached quota on day 1 of the month is just retarded
>>545152773japs turn brown once they get older
>>545132003i hate itBut my penis loves it
