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Yeah okay, I'm going to start a club.I realized that I can make an alt account then join on my main next month so I don't miss any rewards.
>people getting kicked after 3 days of not doing a CAREERUhh, I'm glad I made my own club is all that I can say
>>545154091good luck on your new club bro
Flat filly chests!
DAARBYYY
>have to wake up earlier to get my runs done in time because DST endedumamusume is actually helping my sleep schedule....
>>545154107if you are doing dailies and trading shoes is something at least
TACHYON YOU STUPID FUCKYOU NEED SPEED NOT STAMINAIT'S NOT EVEN SUMMER YET
>half-anniversary countdown ends>literally nothing happenswhat were we even counting down for then
Almost the perfect run, if only creek finished her damn chain
Fuji post-race paizuris
>>5451543255 more hours
>>545154353>666 stam on pace chaser
>uma&co has a d*scord>dacchis are botters/danchou kicks people who reaches their quotaso... are umadash and unbricked alright options for an A+ club?
>>545154456almondhoes will be A+ soon!
>>545154456uma&co after being talked shit deleted the d*scord i think
Is this card good? Or is it wackMy Tazuna is at 0LB
I got 100m fans last month and joined a discord club instead since I thought the S rank clubs here would fill fast since there are so few. Instead, they struggled to fill and I am stuck with 29 malaysian teenagers who only talk about palword.
angliskiy language be like "FUCKING CAUSE HARM TO YOURSELF TILL YOU LOSE CONCIOUSNESS" (actually means go ahead and do what you want)>t. esl
>>545154449Why do you think I needed Creek to finish her damn chain? There were practically no stam rainbows at the end and I had to make do
>>545153969150m a month is 5m daily that's doablebeyond that you're spending carats daily200m is 7.5m I draw the line above 8m meanwhile some edenniggers have 12 or even 16m daily and are still not bannedstill have the gall to do this though
>>545154615it's decent at MLBit's basically Tazuna but instead of getting free condition cures you get extra skillpoints instead
>>545154624[Glass Him]
>>545153904How are you supposed to market this game outside of Asia
>>545154621if you want /uma/club are still recruiting i think, wait for danchou to appear
>>545154530Hell no. We're ~300m fans a month short from it
>>545154608They actually did... but the damage has already been done. You cannot ever convince me that in that short period, the mentally ill didn't touch axe wounds and already formed a secret discord. I know how /vg/ discordtroons operate.
STOP IT WE ARE NOT WINNING URA WITH THIS SHIT
>>545154624retardbwo...
>Join new club>Shoe culture is different
IT FINALLY HAPPENED222 career runs in i finally got my first 3* blue
>>545154801You need at least 650 speed for URA At this point just do the speed facilities, rainbows be damned
Digitan LOVE
>>545154867>only 2* groundwork
>>545154801>>545154897FUUUUCK
wife groove
>>5451546877.5m daily yeah you would have to stop enjoying other things since 8 runs with 1m a day takes at least half of that
Post your favorite uma's armpits.
Cheval butt
>Accidentally donated to the d*rt shoe requesterFuck, now there's going to be a total collapse of law and order
If you want to rape Teio, you will have to go through me!!
>>545154972DO THE SPEED FACILITIES ITS SUMMER THEYRE LEVEL FIVE
I love the random german sprinkled in
>>545154972>>545155127SHE REFUSEDI EVEN GOT A RANDOM FAILURE THEREIT'S OVERI REALLY HOPE YOU LIKED NOT TRAINING SPEED, TACHYTARD
>>545154456>>dacchis are bottershuh?
>>545155034Doing 7m+ daily is crazy unless you're a neet. I occasionally do so, but it's when I want to empty my head and vibe to some music
>>545154862It's dirt all the way down.
I had boiled potatos with spinach and 2 fried eggs for dinner. It was yummy.
>>545154867Shame it's on one of the worst parents in the game.
>>545155123I doubt someone would want to rape Teio
cutie
>>545155182When you're BROCKED you're BROCKED
>>545155107I like to request different shoes, just to keep my clubmates on their toes
>>545155034I can do 1m fan runs in 20mins using the jp pluginbut that's still doing almost 3 hours of fan runs, not having touched parents/aces/TT and other dailiesthe thing that makes it cringe for me is wasting tp pots or carats just to stay on top, you're just burning money ruining it for everyone at that point
>>545154649Even with 2 golds you'd die with that stam.
>>545154913I wish I was between Suzuka and Groove
>>545154795umao has a discord its called (you) i know because i was in their discord 8 years ago...
>>545154615I use it on Seiun Sky over my LB0 Tazuna because the wit and skill points matter more for her over a skill she already has and concentration.
>>545155182>>545155303ANWYAYS EVERYONE ON THIS THREADBETWHICH SPARKSHOW FUCKED I AMTHIS IWLL NOT BE A 3* STAMINA AND I WILL DO EXCESIVE PORN OF THIS BITCHI'M ANGRY
>>545154913Cute.
I'll do runs when the new career comes out, don't kick me before then.
>>545155435Guts.
>>545155260yea, but it's going to be a GP anywaytoo bad it's still maruzensky so her affinity is dogshit
>>545155242when i want to grind the most i do is 5/6m, the only day i did 7m+ i spend my entire day to that, since i keep distracting myself in the middle
>>5451554351 wit spark
>>545155182>got all that stamina>didn't change URA to be longretard
>>545155123
>>545155259You eat like a 17th century peasant.
>>54515534120mins you are pretty fast, i think even rushing i did at most something between 20 and 25mins, but i keep getting distracted
>>545155435>I'M ANGRYwelcome to the tachyon experienceyou will try again, it won't work
>>545155348>do a couple public cm >teio fucking dies at 4th or 6th place Oh she is cooked>>545155435WIT TWO STAR
>>545155646Do women deep inside enjoy being treated like this?
>>545155514>>545155596>>545155614>>545155803>>545155837NOOOOOOOOOOOOFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>545154795i guess you are overthinking too much on this, but i was not in uma&co to know them so who knows
>>545155510You’ve already been kicked
>>545155651Be that as it is, but it was tasty.
>hot german uma Eishin Flash>look inside>DAAABYYY
>>545155852why do you think garbage like 50 shades of grey sells like hotcakes
>>545155852My ex tried to groom me to be a piece of shit that slaps her ass or molest her in public Most definitely not all but there are some women, just like there are some men who want to get a footjob at an Applebees
I am Doto and I think Opera's trainer is a mega nigger faggot who should shoot himself with a shotgun
>>545155871>1 gutRip lolNow get working on that tachyon smut.
>>545155852it was literally drawn by a womanthey're more depraved than all the men I know
>>545155759the fastest I did was 17 minutes but yes that is with locking in and doing everything as fast as possiblenot sure if you can go faster with CE but just the thought of doing 6 or 7 of those in a row burns me the fuck outif you're doing more than your 3 borrows + 2-3 fan runs a day you are sick in the head imo desu
>>545156046Doto.Would.Never.SayThis.
I will also have the same food tomorrow with the left overs.
>>545155871Deserved.
>>545156049THIS WILL NOT BE FUNFUCK
>>545156085yeah same, the day i did more than 7m i did like 6~7m in a row then went to sleep, woke very early and did like 2 more runs, at least it was worth it
>>545155852it's the equivalent of getting off of something contrary to your perceived preferencessince women are inherently narcissistic this is the strike zone for many of them
i did like 80m twice in a row for 2 months manually if i automated i could prob do 800m in a month
>Groom my twitter timeline to show me more Uma sexo>It just keeps showing me Daiwa and Golshi>Never any othersGod damn you
>>545155852Depends on the woman, but generally yes.
I think about this shot a lot
>>545155852>deep insidethey're quite open about wanting to be abused nowadays
>>545156232(me) also forgot to say but CE has speedhack so you can do the runs more fast so yeah you can go faster, but not worth it unless its for dailies i think
>>545156190Why not make it so she’s getting corrected? Like a “fuck your guts 1 km impregnating you and ruining your life” kinda shit?
>>545156386>more fast >fasterare you just guessing?
>>545156421Because she LITERALLY fucked me here Not getting pegged, but she did WHAT SHE WANTEDSTUPID BITCH
>>545156347>It just keeps showing me Daiwa and Golshithis is somehow bad?Daiwa is pure sex and sex mode Golshi is literal peak
>>545156190Clearly she needs more guts training (tail pulling anal)
>>545156328the eden top earner got 400m a month, so i dunno if its possible to do that much
>>545156478He's vibe ESLing leave him alone
>>545156347You scoff at a blessing?
>>545156019HOLY SHIT MR CB JUMPSCARE
>>545156371It's because of uma butt, isn't it?
>>545156540it is if you aren't an amateur but theres a 99.9% chance you will get banned (like one of the edenniggers did)
>>545156478nope, i used this today to do my dailies
>>545156661You never know-it could be the tails that does it for him.
>>545156612What does the CB stand for
>>545156679>(like one of the edenniggers did)proof?
>>545156723central district
>>545156612It's funny how they always add the articles like in a german text book, when just the word without them is actually more poetic in german.
>>545156612Mr. CrushBalls...
>>545156723>The initials "C. B." stand for Chigira Bokujō (lit.'Chigira Farm'), his birthplace.
503551484481Looking for a lazy shoetrader club, flatlining until aoharu, because doing parent runs is for nerds>nooo, we gotta spend 2 hours doing careers every day or we wont get 2$ worth of in-game currency at the end of the monthget a job nigger
>>545156371i love tony's curly tail
>>545156557sorry english is not my first language and i typed too fast
>>545156347I get others and rarely any Daiwa if that makes you feel better
>>545156661Mayhaps
>>545156880>apologizingCute
>>545154091If you somehow make to A i will join you IF it is Matikanefukukitaru themed
>>545156982Uma tail jobs
she's mine
>>545145948Don't worry. If you're in the club I think you are, I, danchou will pick up the slack now that I'm actually bothering to do daily fan runs
>>545157032this man know
>>545156982
>>545157032Not how horse tails work.
>get 1500 carrots>instantly hit the 10 roll
>>545157032
>first rest>sleep deprived
>>545156768i just checked and he didn't get banned at all, it was just speculation because he disappeared from the club roster for a few dayssasuga c*games I'm sure this is legit
>>545157163Then have the uma use her hand to wrap her tail around you then jerk it, preferably with gloves on
>>545157139>is a model>gets upset when people compliment her looks???
>>545157237now I understand the lottery players at the gas station
I thought I wasn’t going to find any fanart of shakur with her trainer but it looks like there are some
>>545154091What rank are you aiming for? If it's B+ forget about it, we have a lot of B+ clubs.
>>545157309her story is literally about her hating being a model
>>545157391Can’t she just quit? Like it’s a job at the end of the day
>>545157309well her career is she wants to be respected as a racer also
>>545157391Maybe she shouldnt be one then, innit.
>>545157297i was thinking it was other guy, but i guess he tried to hide since his name was checkmeout with natie
>>545157237So you are in the permanent state of perpetually 0 carats? How is your deck/umas
>>545157294at least it was fast and not getting this shit at the end of career
>planned on building seiun sky and smart falcon as double fronts for cm5>get summer maruzensky from the daily free pullWhich two should I run? Falco's the toughest to build because of the 10 Turf sparks but I like her a lot and she was cracked in CM3>run all threeI need a Late Surger/End Closer to cover for blocker strats, probably Golshi for Straightaway Spurt
>>545157463You'll never guess what happens.
>>545156513>>545156561I do like them of course since they're both hot but I also wanted Vodka and as much Air Shakur as it could find. The latter is reasonable to not see since not as many people draw her though.
>>545157463>>545157492well yeah but she comes to terms with it in her story
>>545157594Knowing her story she quits at the end of the career to continue her racing…right?
>>545157495oh that was the guy i was thinking of actually but I kind find him in the chrono history, so yes I wonder what happened to him
>>545157571build falcon and s.maru
>>545157139>>545157309horse woman moment
>>545157530They're fine, thanks for asking.
>>545157571None are easy. Some would say Sky and Falcon are easier for having a green to start and Smaru has to buy a recovery for her skill on a mile. I'd just pick your favorites.
>>545154972Looks perfect for CM4 bwo
*wins*>heh... nothing personnel nihonjins..
>>545157804Only with 2 golds though.
Breed
What's better for S Maru, Ramp Up or G00 1st?G00 1st is obviously stronger, but it requires a second wit check to activate, and it wont help me get AngSche.
>>545154972>senior year >not max bondsI'm guessing you just click every rainbow? you got to manage your turn/energy economy especially when you hit stam targets so easy but falling on speed or other stats.
>>545154972ASBEDSBED
>>545157923Why does Kiseki expose her Kiseki's like that?
>>545157868Lemaire you need to be the Sunday silence of japanese jockeys. No I won’t elaborate
>>545157597I haven't come across much Vodka art now that I think about it.
>>545157939Ramp up
It's-a-training time!
>>545157163>During the stream, I forgot to close the zipper on the back of my clothes. I tried to lift it up with my tail, but... it was impossibleNormally no, but it seems they made it so uma tails are more prehensile than a regular hors tail
>>545157916
alright! its a new day! i have 30 hours, 6 borrows, left to produce my Leo cup team! share your energy with me bros!if you won't offer it willingly I'll take it by force!
>>545158098>You might find your cock between my tits before you know it! Haha!Paizuri demon
>>545158203It's really dependent on how far up the dock goes.
>tachyon got a random mood down
>>545158345goodluck bro
>shakur>fuji>ryangayest general in /vg/
I just want to say that danchou is doing a good work managing our beloved club
>>545158258
>29/30DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>545158118Very rarely it will throw one at me but that's usually after I search a bunch down and favorite them to get it to show me more. She gets a good amount of art it just doesn't circulate, also a sad amount is shipping art.
When is this getting unlocked for us? I can't wait to just plan my races ahead and stop accidentally missing some that I need to do
>>545158565Why is this getting worse kek
>>545158421>he says this while posting ChevalFriendly fire will not be tolerated
>>545157916>>545158258>>545158484>Seiun Sky in secret relationship with an underaged UmaI will report this to Fenomeno
>team spica>no mexicans?
>>545158745>he posts cheval with child bearing hips and big fat uddersyou're not our friend, pal.
THANKS GAME FOR ANOTHER WINNING TICKETI SURE DO LOVE FREE PULLING NOTHING BUT WINNING TICKET
>>545158852cute husband and daughter
>>545158859Mexican hereI fuck Spe
>>545154091you should aim for a comfy A clubthey're very in demand because it's the optimal fun/gain rankbonus if you shadn't make a 'cord
>>545158913I have pulled urahara for 5 days straight. And I still don't have enough to make her 4 stars.
>>545158852
Do you play any other games that use this login system? uma is the only one i play so i think i'm gonna be stuck at level 12 forever.
>>545158647When Aoharu unlocks, maybe.
Both aren't good, I know, but left or right?
why does toraina-san keep talking to those other umas
>>545154091is there really a demand for more clubs when we can barely fit the ones we've already got?
>29/30BOSS WE STILL NEED ANOTHER SLAVEGET YOUR ASS GOING ONE IS NOT ENOUGH AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>545154795We actually did seem to have removed itsince if you don't have it in the club desc, no one will even know to use it. It literally came and went within 1 night of sleep for me lmaoChat's plenty active and everyone loves their dirt and uraras
>>545159047
>>545156046Doto WOULD say this
>>545158880Cheval just has larger assets than the rest of the fellow boyumas, alright, buddy?
>>545158913I got a Gold City yesterday and forgot to take a screenshot.
>>545159185Just because I signed a contract stating I am your trainer doesn’t mean I can’t look at other umas. You are my trainee, nothing more. Now let me see if I can stare at Gold City’s ass again
>>545159075nice cock bro
i went months without rolling special CHUD but now i have this bitch staring at me with her goofy face in my menus
>>545159185because you refuse to come home Teio...Tell the shop to hand me those 25 pieces and I'll make you my new age to fight the ogurin menace
>>545159203the clubs that are having trouble getting members are A+ or above
>>545158565I wasn't a fan of this creature early on (when people do this with vtubers it's typically attached with the most disgusting posts imaginable), but it has grown on me. Maybe I will also start wanting to race... IN DA DAAAHBYYY... eventually... oh God
>>545159143if I had to pick then leftboth die if a Natie sneezes on them though
>>545159246
Is spurt important for CM5, I'm tired of training this ugly thing
gonna use my daily scout. place ur bets / bless / curse.
>Forever Young has won at all grades: G1, G2, G3, Jpn1, Jpn2, Jpn3.>This is the first such achievement in Japanese horse racing history.I kneel, Ebayan....
>>545159075>login systemlol
is this good enough to keep me in the CM long enough to make another ace in Unity Cup?
>>545159143Right is technically better but I don't like lates with high wit.Wait, with that speed... Pick left, it's so over though.
>>545158565i love this
>>545159573if you're raising golshi for virgo you should get spurt yes
Do we have an image like this one for the next CM?
>>545158565I admire your dedication to innovate your postsyou and piggy teio poster are the most iconic in this general
>>545158852>>545159047>>545159246>>545159495My cute wife (luna-chan), our super adorable daughter and myself going on a holiday trip!
>>545158421>weakling trainer>struggling to tame horse>posting cheval opinion discarded
>>545159420A+ clubs are almost, if not all, full by now
>>545159075Is this some poogle play thing? If so no because I use iPhone.Why would they even do this? This shit is probably the reason paid carats don't transfer, but why not just store it on their own servers?
Are sprinters/milers the easiest horses to build/train for sparks? Short races seem to be the simplest to win, so it's easier to run a lot of them and hit status capsIf I don't have a lot of MLB cards, should I mayne try to focus on getting a lot of G1 sparks instead of straight stats to open the way?
>>545159624Stam feels a little iffy but everything else looks pretty okay
>>545159714Yeah it's for a Virgo Golshi, I guess I'll just have to borrow a high spurt spark parent and hope it hits.
>hmmmmmmm no good rainbows i'll click wit and save my energyhmmmmmmm no good rainbows i'll click wit and save my energy>hmmmmmmm no good rainbows i'll click wit and save my energyhmmmmmmm no good rainbows i'll click wit and save my energy>hmmmmmmm no good rainbows i'll click wit and save my energyhmmmmmmm no good rainbows i'll click wit and save my energy>hmmmmmmm no good rainbows i'll click wit and save my energyhmmmmmmm no good rainbows i'll click wit and save my energy>hmmmmmmm no good rainbows i'll click wit and save my energyhmmmmmmm no good rainbows i'll click wit and save my energy>hmmmmmmm no good rainbows i'll click wit and save my energyhmmmmmmm no good rainbows i'll click wit and save my energy
>>545159246>>545159495mixed up pages a little
>>545158565I'm glad I'm not a dancho. this creature would haunt my dreams
>charming pre-debutwelp, there goes this run...
>>545159589And Japan still doesn't care because it's a dirt racer.
WHERE IS TRANSLATE-KUN!?
>>545159918anonclick that single rainbow
>done with today's 4m quotaah, time to treat myself to 3 ace runs
>>545159846>Are sprinters/milers the easiest horses to build/train for sparksno because sprint/mile horses have shit affinity with all other horses and there's few of them so getting a family tree with good affinity and good sparks and the skills you want is extremely difficult
>>545159581UWAAAAAAAHI'll never use her
>>545160037sisthere is not a single rainbow
>>545159919
>>545159918at some point you find yourself just clicking speed even when no one's on it
>>545159723>like this oneYeah.
So what does the Guts stat do exactly and how come it's the universal dump stat.
https://youtu.be/jdftJkseVOYButtrockkino just dropped for Brianbros.
>>545159723Image maker is still not done with his CM4 aces
>>545160069doing 4m a day its not tiring? (assuming you are doing for eden) i feel slightly tired doing 3m a day
>>5451601175 Shakurs for Falcon1 Kita for Curren from a Rainbow flip
>>545159495>>545160119Happy End!
>>545160186Guts is a second tank of stamina not affected by debuffs, 400 guts is like 500 of stamina, but after that guts doesn't improve at all so you shouldn't get more of it for now.
>>545159723Why do you need it? It's a gaslight image, always has been.
>>545160350thanks for the dump! my wife is the cutest!
>>545160186Guts is the emergency stamina that’s used in the final spurt. You know the expression of your umas going sicko mode at the end of the race? That’s them activating guts. It’s a dump stat because it’s only ever useful in that final spurt, but it’s much better to have decent stamina so you’re not using guts when you’re gassed at the last 100 or so meters
>>545159846you don't need mlb to farm good parents. you can get the skills off R cards and you just need to aim to hit 600/600/600
>>545160263what's the difference between a kaichou and a danchou
>>545160335i'm doing 800-900k fan runs. it's pretty comfy to do on a second monitor or phone while watching anime
horse
>>545159990?Forever Young was trending on the jap side of twitter
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt that can't fit into her bloomerssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
>>545160394where do you get your info then?
>>545160540Kaichou are basedDanchou are tools
>>545160186it's just extra stamina for now. Up until 400 it's comparable to real stamina, but more and they start to lose value, going down as low as 0.3 stam per point of guts or something.Later it will be BASED and decides your mid-race speed and also helps you get unbrocked
>>545160540Kaichou is of higher prestige than Danchou, but Danchou is also higher than Buchou.All 3 kneel to Kashira though.
>>545160576i see, i only play on phone and don't have a second monitor so my options are a bit limited
>>545159821yeah i was prompted to do this on game start or account link or something. some gaming account tied to your playstore account for managing achievements or some other stupid engagement bait.best of all is it doesn't even work. the last achievement is 500 team trials but i hit that mark weeks ago and it never updated.
>>545160626https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4sLUWa_quA
Special Wife
>>545160703(me) fuck my ESL life, meant to say that i play on pc not phone
This is possibly the funniest set of characters they could have grouped together for a scenario
FIVE hours
>>545160370>>545160489Oh okay, I remember one anon who I think jokingly said whichever uma has the highest guts in the end will possibly win and it's why some people would Guts max for shits n giggles. But that's good to know, I usually get around 300 or more guts by the end of a normal career. >>545160663The Urara guts card becomes really good around that time right? I've got it to max not too long ago.
>>545158565>>545158738>>545159431D-D-D-DAAAAAAHBEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>545160843Absolutely based and fun group of umas, and Rice too I guess.
>>545159990Not anymore. The Breeder's Cup win was too huge to ignore and he's almost certainly getting HotY especially if he runs the Arima/does well in the Saudi cup again
>>545160843>funny>funny>funny>fucking rice, the unfunniest schizo there isyeah okay
the CM track has an uphill right
>>545161054it has an uphilllet
>>545160843>2 annoying retards>2 annoying schizosGreat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4YA5Hk8-VA when they're all put together like that yeah, Palmer is the best looking Mejiro
>>545161054Has like 4 or something, yes.
>>545161063STOP
>>545161163PALMER SPOTTED
>>5451610542 uphills, 1 after the gate which is minimal and a second hill right after the last corner and is steep enough to kill anyone with less than 700 power, unless you have a speed skill good enough to bypass the power requirement. Like Oguri's unique which activates at the start of the hill.
forever my kingu
>>545161063You fool why did you post that, you'll summon that 'thing'...
>>545160843Rice isn't funny, she's just garbage.
>>545161163Dober has the best pussy game and that's all that matters.
i HATE danchode
>>545160626Just look at the track info on gametora and draw your own conclusions. All guides are opinions based from that info
>>545161534>fan fiction
>>545161163Palmer is a loose gyaru WHORE who is a DISGRACE to the Mejiro bloodline. NEVER mention her name ever again.
>Roppei doesnt bother telling Oguri foreign Uma like to play roughWhy are her trainers so fucking shit
>>545161802>Palmer is a loose gyaru WHOREPerfect for the gyaru loving ME!
>marked
>>545160626Honestly I listen to everyone. Trust but verify
Reminder
>>545162028>Trust but verifyInsanely based
>>545138562you still here?
>>545158078What a dork horse
>>545161986>ywn get to feel your oshi's tail wrapped around you as you walk with her>ywn get to rub her fluffy ears It's not fair... Fuck this lame timeline.
*dances*
>29/30FILLTHEFUCKINGSLOT
>>545159723We literally just had a 1600m CM, it's all the same shit except different greens
guys please tell me, no gaslight, what actually is the stamina requirement for chamme.
>>545159143I have to disagree with the other anons and say right. If you're making a hybrid you need the higher wit or you're doing less. Some people say lates with too high wite have a bad habit of pushing up too early but your lower speed it's unlike (part of the overtake logic is comparing speed) and you have no corner skills so you're all in on last spurt and being around 6th anyway
>>545162172believe in the isekai reincarnation
Alright guys get this TWO debuffers and a really good runner I can’t get my fucking runners to A as a free to play
>>5451622641200
>>545160967Ok, who's your ideal "fantastic four"? >inb4 U-Uh Stay Gold and 3 of his bastard family Neko pls
>one of the best runs in recent memory>stats are top-tier>neither creek nor kitasan finished their chainswhatin theFUCK
Almond sisters, are you going for A+ this month? I could use a club
>>5451622641200 + 3 gold recoveries
>>545162306I said no gaslight, tachyposter in disguise
>>545162320>calstone >bakushin >haru urara >king halo
>>545162320I could barely care less for Stay Shit and her Gold Shit family. Bunch of shit sniffing scum.
Can concentration miss? Why would I ever take it over 3 greens if I'm not going for a TT build, can it even save you even if you late start?
>>545154624I did not even consider other languages/cultures not having some form of this idiom and thought it was universal, but I get it
>>545159821No, paid carats are locked to the platform because of how revenue recognition works. Blame the accountants.
>>545162264700 + 2 goldsIt just takes a few room matches to see the summer marus winning with that
>>545154624>he can't readmutt bro...
>>545162453>can Concentration missnyes>Why would I ever take it over 3 greens Why not both?
>>545162320Same but change Rice for Special Week.
>>545161802If she's a gal pal of Helios she a gal pal of mine!
>>545162590640 with 2 golds is enough because that's what my only maruzensky that consistently procs groundwork has.
>>545162264the bear floor is 700+1-2 gold. Most recommended 800-850+1-2 gold.Some oguri guy did the numbers on the risk on the matchupsdocs.google.com/document/d/1vCCpUlccEKuKiwEPg7eKWphKkSGVb7bq-m-HdrqPqJA/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.r8ts7gozj1oh
>>545155123You defending Teio from me you are on the right
>>545162284I'll go to the grave believing it
Reminder not to use your pink tickets on Riko since getting SRs right now is good, so do normal 10 pulls and offload your tickets on a future support banner when the age of SRs comes to an end after MANT.
>>545162673Why wouldn't I just buy more midrace skills instead?
>in comes the thirdie indo browny posting rape garbage
>>545162569That doesn't make sense, when you press buy on Steam/App Store/Play Store, the platform takes their 30% cut and the rest goes to Cygames. We should be able to use the carats freely at that point
>>545162302 Sure you can. KB borrow is the only thing you need.
>>545161802I wouldn't be surprised if the other Mejiros actually thought of her this way
I fucking
>>545162906>>545161802Thus said and thought the jealous tramps that can't get game, while Palmer gets all the toreina dick.
>>545162828W-what comes after MANT??
>>545162828was i supposed save all of my tickets instead of impulsively using them the moment i got them this entire time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJqSY6GSUTE
>>545162302You only need Super Creek 1 LB to play as f2p more or less comfortably.Maybe even without if you have some speed cards.
>>545163078The Yakuza got him...
>>545163078EoS
*apologizes profusely**apologizes for apologizing*
>>545162895>as a F2P>MLB tannhauserretardbro...
>>545163226who are the doormat umas
>>545163078That
It's literally impossible for me to lose.
>>545156046IRL Doto would say this if he could speak
>>545163279>anon is a mongoloid
>>545163317is her cleavage a texture or modeled
>>545163317Late start + blocked
>>545163317special shit would lose this
>>545162264Stamina requirement(stamina required for expected 0 slowing down due to hp consumption at any point during the race) assuming 400 guts, summer maruzensky is setting the pace and there are 0 debuffers, assuming you have two white accels, per strategyEnd closer>902Late surger>899Pace chaser>973Front runner>902
>>5451633172nd by a nose
>>545163131This is really cute. It's the real VAs dancing here right
>the two race calculators give completely different results
>>545163317late start then low wit will lead to stamina burn and brocked
>>545163348>>545163352>>545163364>>545163410BNW lost to a fucking NPC uma
>>545163370Cant be right, end closers are the most stamina efficient
>>545156179Oguri would never leave leftovers>>545163115Using those tickets on a banner you want to spark helps save a few carats, but at the end of the day it's up to you.
>>545163569They're also fastest.
>>545163429
Day after day my borrow-runs get cucked by sleep deprived/night owl and random mood downs, I'm so sick of this shit
>>545162452Only stego and orfevre smell shit thougheveralbeit
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MEJSUT FINISHNG THE FUCKING RUNWHY ARE YOU ALWAYS ALT TABBING BACK TO 4CHAN EVERY FUCKING TURN YOU ZERO ATTENTION SPAN NIGGERFINISH THE FUCKING RUN AND FARM FANS FOR THE CLUB YOU STUPID RETARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>545163683so does shit gold, retard. therei s literally footage for it, /v/turd
>>545163641
>>5451627282 gold if you're a pace. You can't cut corners on stamina as a pace.
>>545163191Global won't make it to MANT>>545163226I used to be like this it was awful
>>545163413You Have to be able to sing and dance to get a VA job for this game
>didn't get 500k in TTIT'S OVER I'M GOING BACK TO 5 IT'S OVER I'M GOING BACK TO 5 IT'S OVER I'M GOING BACK TO 5 IT'S OVER I'M GOING BACK TO 5 IT'S OVER I'M GOING BACK TO 5 IT'S OVER I'M GOING BACK TO 5 IT'S OVER I'M GOING BACK TO 5 FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
the uma equivalent of dumb horses smelling their poo is an uma smelling their vagina musk
>>545163641>>545163829>boys are the cutest girlswho knew
>>545163442>two models one being a newer branch accounting for what was lacking on the other give different results
I just lost to this
>>545163279All these are COMPLETELY free. You just have to play the game.
Wasn't there a countdown to today?Why did nothing happen on reset?
>>545163829
>>545163429>translateddo these next please >>545158852
>>545163370>assuming 400 gutsthat's a lot isn't the average for hitting around 900 closer to 350? I'm guessing that's why we need the recovery
>Send your cute, innocent, kind, pure Uma daughter to tracen>She becomes a whoreshly dressed, mean, delinquent, loose girlTracen needs to be boycotted and investigated
>>545164007Don't ask questions, start a new countdown to Aoharu.
I'M NOT FUCKING READY FOR THE CM AIEEEEEEE
>>545163957see? 539 stamina is enough for CM
/uma/ for this feel
>>545162861>That doesn't make sense, when you press buy on Steam/App Store/Play Store, the platform takes their 30% cutIncorrect. They take the cut when you spend paid carats.The idea is that this prevents Cygames from selling carats off-platform for cheaper to dodge the taxes (but it’s also generally accepted accounting — paid carats are considered a liability, not revenue, until they are spent).
>>545163632But I do!
>>545163948Ok, what was missing?
https://gametora.com/umamusume/grand-masters>Grand Masters: To Our Descendants (for short: Grand Masters, or GM) is an Uma Musume scenario released on February 24, 2023. It's the fifth permanent scenario added to the game, and is part of a collaboration with Sega's horse racing game StarHorse 4 (only available in Japanese arcades).Cool, so we will not get an entire scenario due to licensing faggotry.
You can not tell me that long straightways and right handed have the same proc chance on brian.
>uma for this reddit meme feel
I don't know how to build ace decksWhat cards does oguri wantShe gives herself gourmand, so is there any reason to run that event spe card? Like maybe for hints?
>>545164157Fatso.
>>545164007Stuff usually doesn't happen at the daily reset. There's that other point somewhere in the evening UTC where the banner/quest/event reset happens.
>>545164040I'm pretty sure I saw that one translated on x
>>545163569No its true lates are very slightly more stamina efficient and have the strongest acceleration. Ends are the fastest though.
>>545163957Everyone can be a winner!
>>545154621Yeah /Uma/ Club still has a couple spots if you want to join, post ID and I’ll send you an invite. We speak 90% English and 10% leetspeak l1ke th*s because of the chat filter
>>545164206rude
>3 Speed cards>Go literally TEN turns without a single friendship speed traininghow
>>545164074Belno Dark raped me
>>545164170>Cool, so we will not get something due to licensing faggotry.>>545164236Post it then, pretty please.
>>545161063This is the scariest moment of my life
>>545164163a lot as listed and also didn't emulate a lot of style interactions well
>>545164019MARKED
>>545164339Special priority isnt a real stat, Biko > Kitasan
>>545164019
>>545164376>>545163429what is sex with Shakur like?
>>545163569Incorrect, late surgers have very slightly higher efficiency than end closers. The difference is negligible though compared to the 5% penalty for front and 11% for pace. Stamina consumption scales exponentially as you go above base speed as well.>>545164069>that's a lotthe number is never going to be accurate for your situation anyway, and a gold recovery is worth over 200 stam so as soon as they get involved you can't easily compare raw numbers anymore.
If you get Marked by a stallion does it mean you got cummed on?
>>545164457>soften features by 25%>suddenly looks a lot betterAmazing how badly they fumbled Shakur
>>545164170That means we can go even faster since we skip it!
>>545164131>>545164245Explain this one...
>>545163856Nice try but Curren Chan can't sing
>>545164074Sup, dad-in-law.
>>545164639No she pees on you and you need to cum inside her umanko.
>>545164639It's like bricked but you also get hassled by an ugly uma
>>545164239>End closer>Conserve stamina at the back of the pack before closing the gap down the stretch at the end of the raceOnly strategy that mentions stamina conservation. The game doesn't gaslight you
>>545164752this the one that lost or another one that won? that's a good sky. I dunno if sky loses I assume didn't get rod or a enough horse lengths assuming it didn't miss recovery and die somehow
>>545164931I just lost to this one too
>>545164808How about I pee inside her Umanus instead?
danchou...
>>545164341With the way you were dressing you were asking for it
>>545164752Lack of guts. I bet 2 Neichas ruined your day.>>545164660More like it just doesn't exist and we have a whole nothing in that gap
None of my aces are actually good, but I won't run any debuffers this CM. I refuse to be like stinky Nature. Pray that you are matched with me and win this fucking thing. It's over, just give me my freebies
>>545165002Nyo, you cant more umas that way.
>>545165014cloverbros...
>>545164996Well it's a good sky nothing to be ashamed of. I've won with a far worst one
>>545165083that faggot logs in every day he just doesn't play
The Anon below this post's fortune is terrible, he will be violent raped by the Uma posted below him. He will made to cum so much that he will lose all feelings inside of his legs for a whole day. This all came to me in a dream
>>545164597She turns super shy, naturally.>>545164446CUTE GRANNY!>>545164457>What if Air, but cute!?
>>545164197You want cards with the most Specialty Priority / Friendship Bonus and preferably good initial friendship so you can max them out quickly for rainbow training.For someone like Oguri, it depends on what you're building her for. Miles? You take 3 SPD + 2 Power and whatever you want in the last spot; could be wit, could be a pal card, up to you. Medium and Long? Replace those power cards with Stamina cards but make sure one of those stamina cards is Super Creek for MaestroThe Special Week card is alright at MLB but if you have a few MLB SRs and an MLB Kita (borrowed or otherwise), her usefulness drops off hard once you no longer need Gourmand.https://gametora.com/umamusume/compareCompare the speed cards you have with Special Week and see what's better
>Cygames confirmed to look into these threads >one of these umadacchis are a glowie We must purge
498K is no longer safe
>>545163957>>545164752seiun finishes the race with 139hp, smaru at 73, only a 2 white debuff difference.
>>545165014I've only watched Reine and Kaele playing Uma since they match my autism, is anyone else on Holo EN/ID (still) playing it?
How many points in Stamina is Swinging maestro worth exactly? Like 200 something right?
Cant allow that. Everyone should play nice.
Start a family!
>>545165272Thanks!
>JPfags cried about not being able to use their favorite umas so they banned debuffers in future CMsWhy don't we just ban distance and surface affinity while we're at it then? You could really use anyone in that case. Why can't these fags learn to play around debuffs?
>>545165283we should ask for more carats and qol soon so the glowie can see and tell to cygames
>>545165246>Nice Nature rapes another oneMAKE IT STOP
>>545165478Don't JP Umas all have like 1500 stamina? What's even the point of debuffers?
>>545165441For that, I need a wife first!
>>545165283>Cygames confirmed to look into these threadsBro, it's been fucking years since anyone outside of the feds have been interested in this placeThose days are long gone.
>>545165389Swinging maestro scales off the length of the race track plus your stamina multiplied by your strategy modifier, so it depends on how long the race is and how many other recoveries you have and what style you're running. For the next cup it'll be between 190 and 230 for most horses.
>>545165058no one here uses debuffers because theyre evil, people are just lazy to build proper aces...right guys?
>>545165605Idk but if debuffs don't matter all the more reason not to ban them?I'm almost starting to wonder if I was gaslit and it was chinks who complained, because chinks go absolutely nuclear if anything remotely bad happens to their wafius
>>545165605after stamina debuffs stopped being good due to stat inflation speed and acceleration ones became king
>>545165605JP is the casual server.
>>545165605Excess stamina gets converted into speed later. If you stam debuff someone, they lose speed. Debuffers will never lose relevancy so the only option is to ban them.
>>545165639In /smtg/ one of the atlus employees spoiled a very important plot point in the thread hours before the official trailer was released, in addition to an atlus employee accidentally posting with their email in the name section. Those employees are here, watching us
>>545165757word
>>545165907I give it up, that was amusing.
>>545165757Summer Goldship was so busted they decided to just ban a play style instead
>see thread on catalog>curious how my old club is doing>quota went from 40m to 60m a monthI'm glad I stopped playing. This game consumed all of my free time already.
>>545165083Clover danchou is worse because he logs in just to keep his leader position and leech
Danchou...i need to look for a job and go to the gym, i can't play all day...
>>545162320>Maruzensky>Rudolf>C.B.>Katsuragi
>>545165907Look at her go!
>>545166071You can play while doing your reps.
I personally don't understand why people don't just run triple debuffers. Just give them high stats. They're so easy to breed too, it only takes like 2 wit cards for a full set of debuff skills.
>>545164457
>>545166059Get the whole club to revolt then.
>>545165907Chat is this real when do we get this
>>545166071That bald streamer that got posted here does his dailies on the peloton.
>>545166184Cause I suck at witmaxxing and grinding debuff skills
>>545166257does he even still play
>>545166254Pocket jungle is so cute
>>545166237We don't do that here.
>>545166326Most likely not anymore.
Pocket's race outfit makes her look like a whore
>>545166415>t. clover danchou mad at the very idea he might not get to leech
>the 5% practice fail into poor performance in the middle of summer camp
>>545166237I already left ages ago
Hang onDon’t give up hope yetMaybe I can help you kids out a littleWith my uma support cardsWith my uma support cardsWith my uma support cards
>>545165283>Cygames confirmed to look into these threadsCYGAMES GIVE ME MORE IN-GAME CONTENT OF SUPER CREEK GETTING ROMANTIC WITH HER TRAINER (me), AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
>>545166641basically give us chapter 8
>Last borrow run>Amazing legacy RNG>cucked by FOUR turns being eaten by night owlholy shit
We really are not getting any QOL updates on half-anniversary, huh?
>>545166041Should have been comfymaxxing. Anons shit on B+ but they have the right idea.
Do you need professor of curvature for front runners in Leo Cup?
>>545166041>he doesn't know about the mid-month penis inspectionit can get worse...
>>545167025If you can afford it.
>>545166840Even comfymaxing wasn't fun because of how depressing spark runs are.Quotas were dumb because you flat out had to do runs that gave you almost no benefit or chance at it, but sparks were the worst attribute of the game and 90% of why I stopped.Even a fast URA was still a good 25 minutes to do and a mobile game should not take that much time for a single part of the checklist, much less requiring full attention during it.
>>545165907dei fly now?
>get three green skills>groundwork inspiration didnt triggerits so over
Uma for this feel?
>>545167259Anime Mcqueen
>>545165371I think Gigi might be the only one (playing it offscreen) since she still jokes about it and is gacha-crazy lol. Everyone else seems to have dropped it since they're busy and all.
>>545162278But medium corners and professor are corner skills?
>>545166184there are people in here that have done that to grief. just enter for goose egg rewards
>>545166041tryhardfags will never admit how distorted their standards are
>>545167360sorry I overlooked it eitherway I'd go right for the wit if I'm running hybrid
>>545166184I'll start doing that when Halloween Creek comes out so I have 3 gold murmurs
is she good?
>>545165041Damn
Left or right?
>>545167583She's the best
>>545167640Skills and cards?
>>545167593>triumphant pulse lvl 6
>>545167590
>>545154091I'm thinking the same, already got it to E3 to access the club feature. Just don't know what a good name would be because I didn't think that far ahead of whether it's going to be a carbon copy or just a entirely new thing.
You're ready for Leo, Right?Right?
>>545167814Why is she looking at me like that
>>545167987You are looking at a future group B gold medalist.
>>545167756if you played day one and rolled on a couple of uma banners you should have enough statues to post your favourite uma to 5* easily
>>545167987i fucked up the skills on the only good Smaru i've done i'm gonna lose so bad
>>545167593Is nimble navigator good? I thought if you were brocked that late you just lost>level 6Uh oh teio isn't going to like that.
>>545167593Left
>>545167593PI-OI-WH-
which uma has the most suckable tits?
>>545167259Golshit, I'd cover her with explosives even if she wasnt dead. for comedic effect of course
>>545168431Scarlet
>>545168431super creek would actively encourage it
>>545168431Suzuka
>>545168431Dia-chan
>>545167987i spent 2 weeks on parents and 1 week on aces and my smaru is still dogshit. gold ship will have to carry me
>>545168431taiki
>>545168117Nimble procs if she gets blocked for a couple seconds then unblocks herself, giving a boost. It doesn't work often, but when it does it's very good.
>>545167502Well I ran them in public rooms a little bit, and left never won, right won once so I'll go with her.
>>545168431Super Creek
>>545168431Doto
>>545167593Left every time>>545168117>is nimble navigator good? I thought if you were brocked that late you just lostyou don't need the horse in front of you to actually be slowing you down they just need to be close enough to count as blocking, and the time can accumulate before you actually enter the final spurt. So if you're moving up while sniffing a pacer's ass just as you enter the final spurt it can trigger instantly, giving you a full white accel and also helping you get past. Not very reliable but it's not a bad skill.
>trainer leaves a training menu for his team to work out on>trainer goes out to a remote area with a waterfall to meditate and grueling train himself>his trainees finish and decide to find where he is >they see his sculpted physique, drenched in sweat, slight wounds throughout his body due to arduous training
>>545168431Doto but one is inverted
>>545168431
>>545169025trainer can't even pull out some carrots
>>545160186>>545160876The first two guys are just entirely wrong. The 3rd guy is correct. I offer this autism explanation with more details.Your uma has an HP stat that drains over the course of a race. Most of the race it drains slowly at about 20 HP/s,In the final leg this drain rate is 2-3x the normal rate. If you run out of HP, your uma rapidly decellerates back down to base speed (17m/s)Stamina raises your max HP. Guts lowers the drain rate in the final leg. Both of them help you avoid bottoming out. The difference is in their formulas. Stamina scales linearly, while guts is logarithmic with diminishing returns. A little guts is super potent. A lot is useless.Every track length / layout ends up having an "optimal guts" value, below which more guts is better than stam, and above which more stam is better. Being above optimal guts is bad, but being below optimal guts is much worse. Fortunately, it's more likely you'll be over target than under unless it's a very long CM.The thing about higher guts winning is a mechanic Global doesn't have yet. In a system update down the line, Guts is given an extra functionality of being a reserve speed buff that only kicks in when another uma is side by side with you for a few seconds in the final leg. It's not gonna do jack shit if there's a freight train coming from behind to run you over, but if it's a close fight, higher guts wins the roll and gets a speed boost to pull ahead. Don't worry about it for now. When it comes, you'll know from the onslaught of SEAtubers making guts clickbait thumbnails a few weeks before it drops.
>>545169235BRO!
>>545166212cute shakur
>>545168073Just going from 4* to 5* is 300 stars/statures, which is 25x12, meaning the sum of 1-12 x25 = 1950 statues. Have you done 1950 rolls? (idk if the cost is capped at some point but even if it is you'd get a silly amount)
I'm gonna eat you /uma/.
>>545168431Pearl, duh.
>>545169394*rapes you*
>>545169161>he doesn’t feign weaknessNgmi anon
>good run>fast learner>no summer rainbows in year 2>shit summer rainbows in year 3>no medium s>no pace / late s>no turf s>undefeatedJust fuck my shit up
nice wife
>>545169432This hag is hot, I don't care what nips say
>>545169337statues cap at 5 per starr
>>545169235>breed the bro
>>545169337it is capped at 5 so its>25 + 50 + 75 + 100 + 500 which is 750 statues from 4 to 5 if you never bought a star piece beforeand since you get a load of statues for SR and SSR horses, you can get that by playing normally, you just have to pump it all into one horse
>>545169476Even they don't think she's ugly, she just isn't as conventionally cute as they tend to go for.
stamina sparks still good for CM5?
>>545169476Damn right!
>>545169337Statue cost caps at 5. You need 500 stars. The first 60 you get from just pulling her once. then you pay 25+50+75+100 = 250 for the first 100 pieces. 340 remaining times 5 is 1700 meaning 1950 total(how tf did you arrive at the right number with completely wrong math?), minus 5 for every gem you acquired elsewhere. I personally have around 40 oguri gems from daily and got a dupe once so I'm sitting at 161 with no statues spent, so it'd cost me 1445.
Ebayan before and after winning the BC Classic
Hey hey, goooood morning /uma/! Can you believe it, it's already time! Time for what you ask? Don't be silly, you already know! It's time for your first round of CM races! Are your horses prepared to win their races and shoot you off into Round 2 of the A Rank? If not then you better get them ready, you've got like...3 hours or so! Wishing you all luck so that you can bring home another Platinum title, or, if you've been unlucky for all three CMs so far then I wish you the bestest of luck to take home your first Platinum Title! Let's enjoy!
>>545169891
So you retained new week yet?
Wait, Oguri cap doesnt win the japan cup?Does she just suck and lose everything now until the end of the anime?
Are you excited for the selector? Bad news. To get it you have to get a 2*+ speed and 2*+ stam sparks for missions first :)
>>545167259Gold ShipSpecial WeekWinning Ticket
Cuterara
>>545169991
>>545169969>just a silly boy >I am God’s chosen dirter
>>545170091This is crazy easy to get if you have S. Maru by the way.
>>545170059_yes
remember to bathe often
>>545170252how often tho
>>545170213enjoy your 1* guts
>>545169518Ok, then only 1250 rolls.>>545169742It's 300 just for 4-5. 500 for 3-5, so its 25+50+75+100+1000. Also even getting 2 3* dupes is not enough to go from 3* to 4*. I've not gotten a single card at 4* after maybe 200 rolls on trainees. You're actually delusional if you think having 5* is normal.>>545169913>so it'd cost me 1445Which is completely impossible, despite having gotten a dupe and bought starpieces whenever you could.
UMADash is looking for 2(TWO) torenas active or wanting to be active and strive for better rewards!
>>545170252is once a week enough?
>>545170175
>>545169969Cute logo.
>>545170332twice a week if you don't leave home, every other day if you have a cubicle job or sweat a lot, twice a day if you work out
daily test.58588540
recruit deez fat nuts directly into your mouth
>>545170252remember that entering an onsen doesn't count as a bath
>>545170541whats umadash quota/rank?
>he doesn't shower at least once every day
>>545170848AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>545170706A+, get 30m+ by the end of the month to not raise eyebrows!
>>545170848it's over... she got pregnant...
>>545170848SCHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
>>545170848
How many carats should I have if I spend all my resources on Riko's banner? Assuming I spend 0 on any banner inbetween, should I have enough to at least get a LB3 Kitasan?
>>545170480>only 200 rolls on traineesbro is probably only playing half a career per week and doesnt finish his bingo cards
>>545170059no, she does get some wins but she also loses a number of them
>>545170252I bathe everyday
>>545170848my child is growing inside
>>545170912I can apply tomorrow, did 48m last month, 20 hr cd left
>>545165478Don't debuffers make oshi gaming viable though?
>>545170745Funny coming from Tachyon
>>545171045you're going bald soon bro
>>545170745It's 4chan, what did you expect? Plenty of browntoid manlets here as well.
>>545170848MINESCHLURPSLURPSCHLURRRP
help me decide, bwos. left image is the newer run but maestro didnt drop. right one is way older.
>>545170017I want to enjoy Special Week's boobs..
>>545171063Drop id, i'll invite
>>545170848>AI slop
>>545171126>anon has basic fucking hygine and doesnt shit in the streets>LOL YOURE GOING BALD XD
>>545171283post YOUR artoh wait you CAN'Tshlurpschlurp
>>545170848I want to breastfeed
Is there a trick to making long distance front runners?I've always had horrible luck building Mayano, I can barely even finish her career a lot of the time, but I don't know what's happening. Is it stat spread? Help me, /uma/I think maybe I just don't understand what to add to a front runner as opposed to a pacer. Legitimately every other strategy seems to work alright on career for me, pacers and late surgers specifically How do I speed?
Should I roll for NN if I already have DABHY?
>>545171237im retarded. posted same score in the image. here is the correct one
>hop on >fresh new TT week>first TT match gives me a "win for guaranteed chest">sure ill use a parfait>win all 5>520k so instantly good for the weekGod DAYUM
>>545171328i can
>>545171393If whale, she's better than Dahby card for at least the next year.
>>545171126I take a shower once in 10 days and I'm bald, so it's doesnt correlate.
it's so over for Dantsu
Explain this Nature fags
>>545170992If you're at LB1 Kita you can use the half-anni selector and the crystals from the event to get LB3 Kitasan. If you don't have her AT ALL then you'd need at least 60k to spark on the rerun so you can get LB3.The rerun's probably coming in late december / early january so I don't think you'd build up enough if you spent everything for Riko now or you paid up money.
>>545171437I think she's dead without maestro if any debuffer appears sorry bwo
>>545171010This you? >>545157237
>>545171480wow nice shitass doodlei can see why you're jealous of AI artSCHLURP
Up to what card can we select with the selector? Like I assume NN and Riko arent in there.
>>545171593I need more of this
>>545171812up to summer banner iirc
>>545171756you sound like the guy that makes the teio meltdown posts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qkCM9GrP_okek this is so silly
By all means this should have been a perfect run. I got charming very early and had stats way above the competition the entire time, but my shitass uma just kept losing half her races for no reason other than awful luck. Fuck this game man.
>>545171263Received, see you tomorrow danchou(or officer)
>>545172202Once you get good stats you should just front run.
>>545171978this nonsensical post doesn't make your artwork any less shit bro
Umas for triple spring crown? Tachyon has failed to produce results
>>545172017i love uma tanukis so much
>>545172276Even with C aptitude?
Orange
>>545171593Neicha wouldn't act like this
>>545172017Pure sovl
>>545171391Front's are just annoying and very different to build but they should have a relatively peaceful career for longer distances. 3x + groundwork is basically mandatory, then you want A&S, red shift or any one other decent accel, and the rest of points all go to fighting for midrace positioning.
Sorry baby you're just too much woman for me to handle
>>545172017we need to make uma tanuki's more prominent in glibal
>>545172381The style penalty from aptitude doesn't apply to bonus stats gained from the scenario so running front with G rank aptitude is in practice a just frontrunning with 400 instead of 500 wit.
>>545171593im not reading allat
>>545171593Cringe
Why wouldnt Cygames come over to these threads?2chan is the OG imageboard that is more or less institutionalized in Japan no?
>>545169458You're taking speed star so you're obviously running her as pace, so where's the maru / taiki uniques? without them rocketing you to top speed, you won't cap speed before the end of the final corner and speed star won't even do anything. wasted 300 points.Have you even looked at the map you're running? straightaway accelleration is a total waste of points as well. it does nothing for a pacechaser during pace-keep and the final leg accelleration period is a corner. At best it's a 1/9 chance to make you the pace setter in a race with no frontrunners, which i guess would matter since your low power means you'd never get it any other way.You bought tail held high when you don't have 3 reliable midrace skills. curvature and swinging work, but straightaway adept only procs midrace about 40% of the time.I gotta assume you just spent your point on whatever you had available at the end of the run because this is not a good look pal.She should be extra strong as a late surger this time around, moreso than she was in Taurus.Get a taiki shuttle and/or meijiro ryan parent for one or both of those uniques.If you really want to run a wits card, go for the new nice nature card for On Your Left and Corner Accelleration.
Say her name.
>>545171593it's kinda interesting that umas would be the abusive ones in relationships due to strength difference
>>545171623FuckWhat I I reroll for Riko in order to have some spare carats in that new acc? My account is bricked anyways so it's pretty much the same
>>545172609lambo genie
>>545172609very slappable thigh
i respect her a lot
>>545172609sexno
>>545172609____________
>>545172651Just skip riko if you don’t have kitasan dude
>Oguri Cap (as in peak) anonFunny asf, bit of a retard, spics most likely, overall pleasant to interact with>Twin Turbo anonCute and rapeable dorks>Tamachud anonIncels>Agnes Tachyon anonThe ubersmech of uma, annoying little shits, will tell good advice or gaslight you depending on their mood, have no weakness>TM Opera O anonIndo seanig that won't stop spamming the bird meme, unfunny asf, probably closeted gay>Meisho Doto anonAnon with a heart of gold, likes the Umas more than the pvp autism>Special Week anonA bit on the funny side, unfunny when they use the nigger meme, racist asf, Grass Wonder anon mogs them>Grass Wonder anonHorny hentai coomer retard, won't stop sniffing >Mejiro Ryan anonGet better taste nigga>Rudolf, Airgroove, Brian anonNPCs easily ignored, boring>Neicha anonLosers pretending they don't care (they do), funny meme makers>King Jobber anonLosers pretending they are hot shit (they aren't), unfunny tryhards, most likely whales since it's the only way they can compete with f2p chads>Narita Top Road anonLe quirky unique chungus wants to be the only one with an obscure oshi, diligent thread maker, funny sometimes, gets mogged by TM Opera O anon>Manhattan Cafe anonStraight up retards or the smartest anon in the thread>Teio anonThe one calling out the piggers is funny, the rest are NPC tier
>>545172920Might as well drop the game since having none is miserable
>>545172602there is two different 2chan. the og text only board and the soulless image one
>>545172748
>>545173096Are they still used?
>>545172602I'm sure they monitor all platforms for whatever little it may be. I expect far more for say twitter or reddit than anything here
>>545172608because you have to make work with what you goti dont have a ryan or mejiro parent worth usingyou're talking about perfect settings in which I own every card in MLB, have every spark in my parents and actually trigger all of thembut i gotta use what i have and what I have is what I use
>>545173038>might as well drop the game if you aren't being a try hard brown trannyok
>>545170541One more torena needed!
>>545172967My wife isn't boring
>>545164376
>>545172609>>545173115Sumata Machan.
>>545172467That's why foreplay is always important, anon.You're always gonna be lasting longer on the second shot. It's simple biomechanics.
>>545173243The game's literally unplayable without at least one of them so yes
>>545172967
>>545173342LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
>5 different proficiencies the pink could land on as I'm testing out a medium Taiki parent>Still manages to land on Pace Chaser 50% of my runsI'm glad the blues have kind of sucked, best one I had was a Speed 2* but speed are meh blues and I haven't had any real "amazing" white spark sets so it's made for easy gluing. Still, kill all style sparks except End Closer, I might try doing funny stuff with those one day
So does unity cup have the alarm clock autism or is it MANT?
>>545172967get raped
>>545170848https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-d5vXNUxmw
>>545171593Need more abusive umas, albeit using nice nature for this fucking sucks. >>545172647A terrifying prospect
I have LB1 kitasan. Can I spark Riko once and have a spark ready for kitasan rerun? 27k carats in the bank
>>545173719Sure
How do I get more money to limit break my cards? I'm poor....
>>545173719yes but you won't be able to afford xoguri
>>545159185Just because you are my special trainee doesn't mean you are my only trainee.
>>545173719No
>>545172967Retard hands typed this
>>545173719Maybe
>>545173719nyope
>>545172967Tickezo posters: pretty cool guys, eh posts "TAAAIIIIISHIIIIINNNN!!!!" and doesn't afraid of anything
>>545171593I need one with Taishin, I know she constantly kicks her trainer, of course she controls her strength but imagine if one day she doesn't and ends up breking your leg in the process
>>545173901I was thinking about shopping xmas oguri anyways since it should just be 20 dollaridoos (r-right?)
>>545173896Stop being poor nigger
Thank you cygenerous-sama for the free pulls
>>545173901Oguri funds doesn't matter since you can just buy her.
>aoharu is supposed to let you get higher stats>oh but only if you roll for the two shilled cards that disappear after 3 months>oh and also you already need kitasan black mlb>oh and if you don’t have 4 strong wit cards including MLB fine motion, it’s unplayableyeah I quit, there is no way for f2p players to keep up
>>545171593That last post had to be written by a woman. That is some excellent gaslighting from an abuser
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
>>545174118>Teiofags when reality sets in
>>545173489its MANT
>>545174118With 100 free pulls you should be able to get R Riko to MLB and she's as good as 0LB SSR. You can still borrow MLB rice or MLB kita and get good aoharu results.
>>545174118Whoever said this scenario allows f2p/newfags to keep up with whales is the biggest gaslighter of them all
>>545174168
honestly I’m just waiting for people to find out the kitasan they saved 6 months for isn’t meta in MANT
>>545174305>With 100 free pulls you should be able to get R Riko to MLB
>>545174118You should have gotten the hint when sloptubers were dropping 60k carats on NN like it was nothing.
>>545171283>>545171328Can't we settle this over a pint lads? I should do Flash with some pints of beer next I got her from a daily free pull. Her breasts made the file size too bighttps://files.catbox.moe/0tcpvn.png
>>545174305>borrow 1/3 mlb cards you need>you still need to either get lucky to mlb a R or spark a ssrYeah literally unplayable
>>545174118You're honestly very bricked up if you don't have LB3 Kitasan at this point.
>>545174443based
>>545174168Dog slut
>>545174465NTA but i have LB2 kita-san but my cards are good so i can wait
>>545174443SCHLUUUUURP
>>545174118Just don't be unlucky.
it's past your bedtime pajeetno one cares about your sloppa, you are going to be late to the palm oil warehouse
>pretending to quit to demoralize others and thin the herd ahead of CMsdastardly
only dumb people want breast milkthe best breasts are Suzuka's and Rice's
>>545174562cute doggo
>>545174616Post hands
Donkey sex
>le no breasts = le bestshut the FUCK up BITCH
I don't have any accel skills but can I win this CM if I just get 1200 speed/power?
>>545174638most of the people dooming still hit stat goals and cruise to finals anyway
>>545174713Tube torsos aren't sexy.
>>545174713I want to impregnate a filly and watch her perfectly flat chest grow into an A-cup and then squirt out the single mouthful of milk it can produce and gargle it like divine nectar
>>545174638is it easy to make pantsu flashing ai art?
>>545170848>its still up
>>545174168hey chiyofag, could you tell me if chiyono is for (you)?
>>545174638>implying they're pretendingI'm sure some are, but...
>>545174716what's old is new.
I don't have any copies of Kitasan Black and I've managed to keep up (Class 6 retaining in TT, Graded A League Finals in CM) thanks to having a good set of LBed SRsObviously I would be stronger with her and I'm going to roll for her on the rerun but acting like its all over just because you don't have one card is silly
I curse Ai users to NEVER get a rainbow in their rolls
>>545174118You dont need 4 strong wit cards wtf?
>>545171593why are NNfags so into being battered housewives? is it a gosling thing?
>>545174797you shut up, gorilla monkey negro bloody fuck you
>>545174892the yakuza are too busy SCHLURPIN
>>545174945Special week as "face" of the game was a mistake
>>545170252https://files.catbox.moe/i6y48s.mp4 takin' it easy
I think you should marry your trainee
>>545174820maybe depends on the other guys
>>545174638if people are quitting over a single post like that before even playing the scenario, then it wasn't the post that made them quit
>pretend to quit post>chart fag appears right on cue afterNyoticing....
>i am le unique because i'm a contrarian that likes FLAT chestsshut the FUCK up BITCH
>>545175056
>>545175168Every horse I see posted around here has like 600 power.
>>545174945what killed the hype?
Guys guys guys. We’re all trainers here-why the hostility? We all love uma musume and should strive to better ourselves and each other so we can all win the Leo plat title
>>545171437You need at least 1 gold or you insta die to any debuff. Ideally right would have another white but with that stam I think she'll hang on.
>Opera calls Urara with "Urara-kun"I'm sorry? I know Opera is artsy and theatrical and all that but that's just fucking rude.
i never win anything at least i have tits though
>>545174945>including the bot spike
>Fuji kiseki made me cum again
>>545175296i thought kun was affectionate co-ed suffix
>>545175371imagine stuffing your face in there after a race when it's all musky
>>545174118F2ps are supposed to roll umas and chill. Rolling cards is brick for f2p.
>>545175296why are you pretending to be japanese
>>545175371>veinsyummySource?
>>545175296You can't even speak english, much less Japanese, reddit-weeb.
horse pussy
>>545174945>steam stats Jej
>>545175232some of us don't even play the game and flatline, others play too much for no new content at the moment, so its pretty hard to do that since they hate each other
i have a job so I’m rolling for 2 sparks on the rice and riko banner. >bu bu bu but they fall off after the scenariodon’t care, im not a useless neet without income like you, so I can afford to pay to have fun for the next 4 months.
Have you lot ever tried expressing your appreciation of a character in a way that isn't just fetishising their physical appearance
>>545175503Pigs are supposed to roll in the mud and chill. Talking to humans is brick for pigs. Oink OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK
>>545171391frontrunner requires a LOT. and long fronts even more.Fronts are only fastest for the opening leg of the race. you get 1/6th of the race at top speed to get as much distance between you and the others as possible, then the next 1/3 they're going to close that gap, and after 50% if you haven't done a good job maintaining that lead, you're gonna lose it.1: groundwork is mandatory. getting to top speed asap gives you as much time to press the only time you ever have an advantage.Power is useful but it's weaker than groundwork and really only serves to help you battle other fronts.2: you need a fuckton of skillpoints, because you need a fuckton of skills.3: you need to be running multiple frontrunners with the same strategy. Whoever loses the initial battle for 1st place will be the catalyst that activates the leader's reaction skills - playtimes over, smart falcon unique, daiwa unique, trigger when someone is pressuring your ass, and if a pace chaser is pressuring your ass its already over.4: other independent speed combos like tail held high + consistent midrace activating skills.5: same as everyone, final leg uniques. Angling and Scheming, maybe redshift depending on the map.6/0: Concentration. every other class starts at 17m/s and holds fora few seconds before accellerating. a late start hurts them by at most 1.7 meters. frontrunners begin accellerating instantly, and faster than other classes. a late start costs a frontrunner more like 2.5mIt's too many skills, too many required components not enough supports to cover the long stat block. It's hard as hell to run a front long and you're gonna see a lot of solo and/or poorly built smarus get blown out by oguris people built 3 months ago for Taurus.
>The paizuri demon claims another victim
>>545175720bend over so i can express my appreciation for you and that post
>>545175232There can be no peace
>>545175720>Expecting soulless zoomer with ZERO personality to be able to do anything but GOON GOON GOON
Are you going to get silly with the fillies? Or are you down to bolt with the colts?
>>545175228GaslightersCMRealizing anyone without mlb creek or kita have no human rights in game
>>545175690Here you go pal
>>545175232There's only war
>>545175720I like tamamo cross because she has a kansai dialect
>>545175720yeah bro i express it with interpretive dancewhat the fuck kind of faggotass question is that faggot
>gives you Gourmand
>>545175228as always, "content" "creators"
>>545175720Okay I like Fuji for being a charming entertainer who always seems to have it together but then shows little moments of vulnerability that make her cute. I also wanna put my cock in her boob window and there's nothing wrong with that
>>545176359Special Week love
>gives you Hydrate
>>545174892Janitors liked it I guess https://files.catbox.moe/1oa3ay.jpeg
New?
>>545176660>>545176660>>545176660
>>545176558AGEMASEN MY DICK YOU STUPID WHORE
What the fuck do I even do with this now
>>545176634puffy
What could you possibly do against an Oguri who is determined to rape you?
>>545176685Huh
>>545176701buy support points and sashes or save it u ntil they add hint books and shit
>>545176685what did anon mean by this
>>545176685>deletedit's OVER
>>545176685>deleteduhhhhh???
What's happening here? Why is everyone so angry
>>545176634now have them both with their tits and bushes out
>>545175228Nothing "killed" it, it just gradually dispersed, that's what hype does. In any case, an initial spike then gradual decline is the normal model for gacha playership, it's the same way in Japan just with a bigger initial spike, that's why they bothered with global- in Japan there's no gaining player numbers, only potentially slowing the rate of loss.
>OH NOOOO MY HECKIN GACHA GAME ISNT MAKING AS MUCH MONEY AS GENSHIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
got plat three cms in a row btwwhy does this bitch hate me so much
>>545176558Special Week HATE
>>545176740Step on her foot
>>545176993You thought she should eat her vegetables
>>545176909then only the people who already know gacha loop will be strong enough to keep playing?
you're all lambs to the slaughter, i will get number 1 this CM and there's NOTHING you can do about it
bread>>545177263>>545177263>>545177263
>>545176740Distract her with food
>>545176685>checks archives>it was a sonic the hedgehog crossover threaddid the jannies confused these two hedgehogs with horses or they just hates sonic so much?
>>545176049cute
>>545176685>deletedGET FUCKED BROWNTOID
>>545176906SOURCE?????
