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So the next update is not the guts rework, but make guts less a ded stat now?
Tits too big.
What do I even do right now? What kinds of parents and sparks should I be trying to make now for the update? I feel so lost.
>>545347412what you're describing is the guts rework
>>545347445FARM FANS
>marked
I don't dislike Suzuka, she is way too inoffensive for that.What I dislike is the singular avatarfag that randomly shows up every now and then.I'm quite indifferent to Suzuka otherwise, seems like a nice girl though.
>>545347445
>>545347495I mean..its not the same guts from jp
>another NTR threadWe need better bread makers.
>>545347514How does a ningen prevent an Uma from marking you?
Scamcha gave me Seiun. Cy wants me to be a metafagnya-ha-ha i quite like this soundbite. Her story dialogue is fun outside of the weak drama
didn't ask
Odds my credit card stays safeEvens I buy one caratsDubs I buy twoTrips I buy three
When can I start using guts cards?
>>545347608What was the guts rework in JP?
seeing summer maru in every single match is giving me elden ring ptsd when you would see every single fag run a rivers of blood build
EVERYONE will goon to the next uma posted
I did in fact ask.
She tried her best
>Matikanefukukitaru makes you stare into her eyes for a solid 20 seconds>Hits you with thisOkay no more hanging out with rudolf.
>>545347664don't become a trainer
>>545347529theres more than a few suzuposters, anon.
>>545347445power sparks and sky, ryan, taiki uhhhh maybe tachyon too
It's like Special Week but more feminine(?) Idk how to describe itsultry?sluttier?
>FREE FREE FREE FREEEEEEEEEE>IS THAT… A LEVEL 25 SR CARD?????? OH NO NO NO NO HE’S F2P HE’S FREE>FREE RUNNER>CARRAT CHASER>BANK CLOSER>CLICK CLICK CLICK>CLICK HE IS A DAILY LOGIN WARRIOR>CLICK CLICK CLICK>SPAMMING TEAM TRIALS FOR GEMS FREEEEE BOY>CLICK CLICK CLICK HE IS A QUEST FARMER>CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK>FREELORD CLICK CLICK CLICK>NEW UMA??? CAN'T PULL, BUT I'LL CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK THE STORY FOR GEMS>HE DIDN’T SPEND??? HE DIDN’T SPEND CLICK CLICK FREEEEE>HE SAVED EVERY SINGLE GEM FOR SIX MONTHS JUST TO GET LB1 LOL CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK>BROKEMAN CLICKER CLICKER HE HAS NO MONEY>OH NO NO NO NO FREEMELTY FREEMELTY BROKEMELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY KEKYPOW>CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK >CLICK CLICK CLICK MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY
>>545347820What if an Uma forces you to become their Torena?
>>545347803>125
>>545347045A very lonely girl. Cherish her and never forget her no matter what.She's supposedly has one of most depressing careers in the game.
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>545347756Half of the races I lost were because my Maru was running solofront wtf.
>>545347803Its posible to get a lower score?
>>545347850my true childhood friend
>>545347869>evil teio
>>545347779
Are less people playing this month? Fan quota for A+ looks lower
>He's not queueing with 5 alts at the same time for free 20/20 wins
>>545347843All the worse. At least you can't bitch at me for liking the character, I'm not that childish...
>>545347757>>545347776>VegaI'm alright with this.
>>545347972That's why you run two debuffers made to nuke pace chasers
>>545347846I've done a ton of grinding for Taikis already, got a number of 3 stars. Any particular skill sparks I should be trying to get on her?
>>545347316Nice Tits Road
>>545347813
Oh god.
The next character posted is my wife.
>>545347756Rivers of tiramisu.>>545347843I like how Taiki is basically a golden retriever but horse.
>>545348031Our B+ is holding on A, so maybe yeah
>>545347897I pretend not to like it.
>>545347316
>>545348031I hope they banned some bots
>>545348164Fuck you.
>>545348031>>545348150ppl just are waiting for unity
>>545347972>running solo frontYOU WERE WARNED BRO
>>545348164reverse ntr is the best
how would your parents react to you introducing your favorite uma as your fiance?
>>545348031Burnout is real.
We love Gold City around here
>>545348045this soundpost scared the fuck outta me
>>545348250both of my parents are racists so I think they won't like it
>>545348220i thought unity is bad for fans farming because you need to focus on training your honse and team
>>545348031Didnt you see the monthly revenue? Theres a reason why Cygames is accelerating the QoL more than JP KR TW servers
>>545348336Did they run in the Japan Cup?
ADD CAREER SKIPS NOW
Oissu~
Wait you can make universal generic groundwork front with focus+early lead+frontrunner savvy after the update right?
>>545347664Spray bottle
>>545348268I like her casual clothes
>>545348334
>>545348268>everyone, inclung /uma/, said to skip gold city>yet like half of /uma/ seems to have hercurious.
>>545348389If they really want to prevent the global playerbase from bleeding out they should probably release guided careers sooner rather than later...
>>545348357Are newer scenarios just fine for G1 farming / parent farm
The next character posted is actually my wife.
>>545348407Wife Nature desu
>>545347756I run OG Maru if that makes you feel better
>>545348462I'm a lucky guy what would I say
>>545348438Yeah and that's why you want event bourbon SSR
Please...no more Power Sparks...or Guts sparks...I beg of you...
>>545348494God i love this absolute goober
wtf my evil oguri beat a seiun, seiun activated her ability and got a huge lead but my entire team activated their reds and nuked the shit out of her
>>545348482Isnt the issue with guided careers is the AI is so fucking dumb, they keep resting upon going 1% chance of failing. There should be a slider how much fatigue is acceptable to risk
>>545348070I did that and the one I actually lose is a fucking Oguri with three gold heals
>>545348389How is fateshit still raking in money?
>>545348250My dad would say something incomprehensible in serbian before high-fiving me and my mom would immediately try to mooch money from me since the uma is rich in question is rich. If you mean like if I introduced a jpeg or something though, they wouldn't be phased.
>>545348668fate's basic concept as a franchise is a money printing machine
>>545347979maybe if you're lucky and get purple skills
>>545347846>>545348076Will I still want Groundwork on them? Or is the meta changing that much that it isn't even going to be relevant?
I made the mistake of entering the open league
>>545348636paces have an advantage against A&S i feel like on long spurt zones. My brian has beaten my maru several times
>>545348668japs fucking love that shit.
>>545348868Dumbass. Absolve yourself of being a Raisu poster.
>>545348641Sure but simply the fact of being able to play without having actively play would go a long way on global for people that cant bring themselves to sit down and do three runs manually or just want to burn their stamina without really having to do much
>>545348868Open league is easy if you used THAT excel
>>545347582Not so fast
ex-clover officer here, still looking to join an A+ or A club, been averaging 40m per month id 954205696487last bump for the cloverbros before i join a rando club
A Break at UmacDonalds with Nature>Returning from a tour, we had some free time, so I took a break with Nature at an UmacDonalds in the station.>We were passing the time together, talking about trivial things, when this subject suddenly came up.>Trainer: "There's nobody right now.">After this came out of my mouth, Nature gave an exaggerated grimace.>Nature: "Ehー you don't have a girlfriend at your ageー? Isn't that a bit terribleー?">The way she said it, it sounded like I had said something pathetic... and I felt a little regretful.>As I nibbled on my fries, I wondered why Nature was smiling at me like that.>Nature: "(Hell yeah!)"
>>545347756Ran 15 races for today's round and only lost to one. So many poorly built ones, it's hilarious
>>545348451>Hoodie over swimsuit>Those shoesGod...Cheval's summer alt can't come soon enough
>>545348668nips are cucks so it makes sense
>>545348929They need to recode the AI first because people would burn out their clocks. Its a worse fate than wasting stamina
>>545347497Danchud...
When are they dropping the universal uncap?Lust provoking img for engagment
>>545348952please buy this nigga some brown contacts
>>545349001Mambo dancho take this guy
>>545349113Halloween event
>>5453491131 month before MANT if they dont accelerate
>>545349106If she pulled that wordplay shit on me i'd straight up smooch her on the lips
>>545348912>>545349067>A cuckold gachaWhat?
>>545349178Woah!
When are we getting the TT skip?
>>545349001ummm…
>>545348438>early leaddoes that always activate at the gate or can it be delayed to any point in the early phase?
>>545347813Is she autistic? Or is she something greater?
Is Cyjews raising the borrow limit?
>>545349178
>>545348656>Oguri with three gold healsfat fuck
>>545347529>>545348045CAN YOU NOT MAKE THESE SO FUCKING LOUD THEY BLAST MY EARS AND JUMP SCARE ME CLOSE TO MIDNIGHT YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKERTHANKS
Queue
>>545349448They should not, whales using bots are burning out carats.
Mambo danchou I besiege you!
why did clover explode?
>>545347756I'm not doing bad so far in this CM (probably my best one yet) but yeah, I'm doomed if I'm up against a half-decently built summer Maru.
>>545347756The only time I've lost to a summer maru so far is when there happens to be 2 doms in the same match raping my uma
>545349508jumpscare soundpost?maybe I should try making a smooching soundpost seeing I have 4tb of ero asmr
>>545348656there was one with 1k stamina and 3 golds... she really is a big girl huh
>>545349383interested? :^)
CM4 status?
>>545349001There are a lot of 40m fans monthly these days that have to post multiple timed to get recruited. Is the club market so bad that 40m is not considered high anymore? Danny Chos are expecting 80m + a blowjob?
>>545349531huh how do you win ura without 700+ spd?
>My Uma wins when her condition is at least normal>Bad in 13/15 racesThis shit is fucking rigged
>>5453495081. Put your default player audio to 50%2. This track is straight from the official CD release, so it being mastered near 0db is normal.3. Stop playing everything at 100% volume, dummy.
>>545349752My CM1 Oguri is completely destroying. She procs Red Shift and Shooting for Victory every single race and just teleports to the lead
>>545349752They keep giving me B rank's and S rank jobbers like this.
>>545349695best i can do is a femboy bf...
>>545348135>I like how Taiki is basically a golden retriever but horse.holy shit that's so true, anon>t.had a golden retriever named Sunny, best dog in the world
does tokai teio know how erotic she is?
>>545349908What a waste. That would have been a very nice TT Smaru had she picked up more gold skills.
>>545349752My Taishin went from 10% winrate to 30%, doing good
someone explain to me how to build parents, do I just find the highest compatibility for my trainee and load them up with skills to hopefully get sparks from? I know that doing the same races as the grandparents boosts compatibility but if I want lets a Special Week parent do i go for Nice Nature (highest compat) or someone with a better unique or what?
>>545349178Then she wouldn't be able to make as many
>>545349753Most clubs are full or danchodes are asleep maybe. It's 11pm in New York
>>545349602How frustrating is it that Dan Chou doesn't do his job could be A+ right now
>>545350062also whats a good compatibility score to aim for, since the double circles just mean its at a certain number idk if thats "good enough"
>>545348602Yeah I don't like those missions. That's entirely out of your control.
>>545349997Not really
What the fuck is her problem?
retard questionhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibilityis there a way to see this but for future umas?I want to look at inheritance scores for kitasan and Helios
>>545348250they'll just be happy I met someone
>>545350159>3d absent toreinas get bonkedthat's the only rule, how is danchou not doing his job?
>>545350248When is she getting added to the game anyways?
>>545350159Eh it's okay. Doesnt bother me too much. I find these chrono posts funny in general.
>>545350297
>>545350297You can try switching to JP server and see if it pop up.
>>545350297You'd have to swap the server to Japan
Did you have fun at least /uma/?
>>545350297Pick JP server
>>545350432yeah
Post oshi wins
>>545350437>>545350412>>545350392>>545350373this retard thanks you!>agnes digital has absolutely GOD TIER inheritance scores with almost fucking everyone, even the shitty sprint/dirt racerswtf, is her unique any good inherited?WOW IM LEARNING SO MUCH TIME TO MAKE ANNOYING POSTS
>>545349752>If there is 2 nasty nature debuffers = I fucking lose>If there is 1 nasty nature debuffer = 50/50 I win>If there is no nasty nature debuffer = auto winbasically this
Does anyone have any idea at all for what to do for CM5?
>>545350561When are we getting Ms Victoria?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBU8XNatK7E
>>545350561Big head hayabusa was literally A tier bwo...
>>545349752Best I can do is two wins.
>>545350717its cm3 but with higher stats
>>545350717TaikiTaishinOoniger blockerYou are guaranteed to win
>>545350717I'm running Smaru/Taiki/OSuzuka. Probably won't even bother with parents farming since my cards already have all the required greens.
I don't respect oguri fags for metafagging and ruining my oshi time but I can understand theres a good amount of people that actually like the cap (as in peak), unlike goldshitters, thank fuck they never become relevent ever again.
>look up kita since apparently shes also a SSS-tier front parent>oh hey her inheritance scores are great, nice!>...except no front except sky like herOh boy, she's a grandparent huh...
>>545350581She comes out in a week or 2 so we'll find out then.
My half baked team just achieved this.I'm so screwed.
>>545350808>unlike goldshitters, thank fuck they never become relevent ever again.lmao
>>545350808Not all oshis are made equal anon.
>>545350717Your best as always!
She still won nya-ha-ha
>2 more weeks before I have to wage slaveI still wanna play...
>>545350808>unlike goldshitters, thank fuck they never become relevent ever againheh
>>545350717All I know is>Plancha fires too late>With the guts buff you may end up running a Guts cardAnd with the balance changes coming on the 11th, I'm probably not gonna rush to make any aces even when Aoharunity drops.
>>545350874Are you blind bwo. The top 2 Umas in that list are literally Front Runners
>>545350981CondolencesHope you can play while wage slaving
>>545347756But it's always Oguri winning?
>>545351107Top gun front has always been cope, her unique literally doesn't work in 1stthat being said I for some reason thought palmer was a pace so I'm a retard regardless
>>545350756Which tier list had her in A and where can I find whatever they were on
why did i even bother with all the groundwork autism when the oguri i made in 30 minutes just auto-wins everything
no one cares about you complaining about what is meta and what is soul you DUMMY
>>5453507173 debuffers
>>545351183For fun, right?
>>545350808>Libra Cup (CM 6)>Kyoto 3000m>multiple downhills>late-race starts in a straight
Every S. Maru I have encountered so far has been a staminalet who died to my nice nature.
>get a 5-0>holy fuck oguri is insane>GET ANOTHER 5-0JESUS FUCKING CHRISTIDK WHAT'S HAPPENING I NEVER WIN LIKE THIS,SHE REALLY IS CAP (as in peak)SO MANY A+ SMARUS WITH ALL THE GOOD SKILLS LOSING TO HER
>>545351193>Visualising in the mirror the man you want to become.
>>545350808where did all the taurus and gemini goldshitters go
why is race bonus 35% so important, going from 3>4 race stats seems negligible when stats need hundreds of points
I'm fucked.
CM4 SHOTGUNFeel free to join any and all rooms11046318525420924583093239911569
>>545350808I won 18/20 races today. 11 were Oguri, and 7 were Gold Ship. My only two losses were to another Gold Ship.
>>545351391going 3 to 4 is important once you realize you're doing 30+ races
>>545347756Summer Hag is hard to build tho RoB was braindead
>>545350561I am very proud of her!
>>545351391it only matters for MANT minmax autism
>>545351391Free 30-40 stats across the board is not bad
>>545351494STOPBEINGHORNY
>>545351330>>545351183This will be happening next CM too.I hope you learned your lesson
>>545351391extra 50 stats is good
Shouldn't you be happy the ultra-shilled uma is actually pretty hard to build?80% of your CM rooms with her you probably win.
>>545351515im doing 10-12 per career and I still hit my stat goals in only like 60% of my runs who the fuck does 30. going from 36>48 bonus stats seems like a waste instead of bringing a card I want a hint for or someone with better training stats
>>545350561It was a clencher alright
>>545351719>who the fuck does 30me and you in around 3 to 4 months.
it's over
Can i save my entry tickets from round 1 for tomorrow?
I'm skipping MANT, sorry danchud
>>545351707Everyone is just using Oguri though, about as easy as it gets to build her, but I don't even have her...
>>545351719I thought your question was about MANT, since that's the only scenario where getting RB is important. To answer your original question, then no it's not too important in URA/Aoharu
>>545351494b-bros?
PLEASE ASSURE ME THIS IS ENOUGH FOR THE WEEKPLEASE /uma/
>>545351719It's not so much the 3 -> 4 in stats but the skill points thats more of a difference
Bourbon is fucking tiny
Is there any chance they make a stripped down completely different MANT for global?
>>545350561I don't have any videos but she's doing pretty well!Flash love
What stats are we going to want for Team Trials after the rework? Is it worth trying to build some now?
>>545349602Mambo Danchou has to be the most cucked Danchou, he knows they are flat liners and recruits anyway. Gonna leave this NTR club next month
Are you happy with your club? Still have 10 days to find a new one!
I have 0 idea what happened here, both smarus from the other teams fucking died to each others' evil nature I guess? They're at 5th and 7th???I don't have smaru so this is truly all up to luck,thanks fatty
>>545352083I think we're all hoping for that especially with the new patch coming. We now know they aren't afraid of splitting from JP
>>545352150You should at the very least wait until Aoharu comes out because you'll get much higher stats from those runs.
>>545351494Still missing participants in hereCM4 ROOMS52542092
is the camera playing a trick on me or is she really that small?
>>545352150I'm assuming the stamina requirements don't change it just gets easier to get more stats overall.
>>545352187VODSCA KINO
>>545352150Guts rework doesn't really matter for team trials. Aohoru is what matters. Every uma can have much higher stats and more skill points once it comes out
>>545352187Show their stats and skills? They could have also failed recovery skills and not procced their unique, thereby also failing to get 1st place and Angling and Scheming.
>>545352191I believe in Cygenerous
>>545352164What the fuck are you on about?
>>545352083That would be net new work. Unless they nerfed MANT post launch in JP there is little chance that happens.
>>545352272Akebono is just big
Why are half the lobbies not running any debuffers
>>545352484There's 4 debuffers in one of the rooms I just entered. I usually encounter 2 or 1 dedicated 2 hybrid in the meet itself.
>>545352272German umas look like THAT?
club callout posts for clubs with no fan autism rules is fucking weird
>>545350717whatever you want! with the new patch it's less what you need to run but what you want to run
Child Umas?
>>545352540Calling out fl*tliners is different from fanlet humiliation
>>545352528Yes, our Uma are VERY cute!
>>545350717Whats the point of playing this game if you're not giving your favorite umas a chance to win
All the respectable clubs are full. It's over. Be content in your B rank club and accept defeat.
>>545352540Sissies love drama
After a long time...
Butt Sumo event when?
Will danchou be mad if I do Aoharu runs, will I have to use my potions to do fan runs...
Danchou can eat my ass. I'm farming Uma Stan now.
Fantastic room. Bang up job everyone.
>>545352747Thats the major reason why I avoided A+/S clubs because I enjoy training Aces than farming fans
>>545352748chink explain?
>>545352858why does nobody run front skrims, but every match is SMaru hell
Would you have sex with Oguri Cap?
>>545352858COCKADOODADOO :D
>>545349602Mambo Danchud here, he isn't flatlining
>>545352941
>>545353026/uma/ is too weak to make good fronts
do not queue it's A+ hour
>>545352941Something something fronts need a lot of skills, lates only need few broken skills something somethingCan't read Chinese but just guessing from context clues
>>545353071ok
>>545352941Front chuds autistically minmaxing skills vs late gambleGODs just winning with easy proccing
So what does double nige mean for honest normal hard working niges next CM? Was SMaru just Jap revenge for Global thinking they couldn't get rugpulled?
>>545353198kowaii...
>>545353071Yes
>>545352632I need verbal humiliation from Dober.
>400+ wit>miss both accel skills
>>545353071Nyes
>>545353198NO NASTY NATURE, DON'T RUIN MY CM RUN NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>From not so comfy accelerated solved game to completed unknown different environment.I am not sure I like this. This isn't my primary game and it still tired me to play before this patch.
Thank y'all for participating in my data collection racesIt appears Ryan is a weak link, doesn't matter if you set her up to win, if that Pump does not go off, it's over.Here are two more CM4 rooms, no silly tricks this timeLets have some fun4020958732309601
>>545351494 Bot 4 were debuffers.>>545353026 I wanna say one eight (sixth?) of my matches had no front. The only front that consistently wins is Seiun Sky because she's usually the only one. I've seen S.Maru win maybe 3 times.
>>545353071she would genuinely ask what is sex and if its edible obviously i would show her that i can eat her out
Can a neko borrow a (You)?
>>545353261I heard that a single big nige can still be overtaken by a regular nige since it works like single front vs pace
>>545353198SAVE ME IKUNO DICTUS
>>545353446You're gonna give it back right?
big nige has a speed coefficient of 0.956 in the late race. this is absolutely crippling
>>545353071I would refuse a blowjob if I can hear her stomach growling
>>545353104How do you even get less than 20 fans a day? Do people just spam rest / recreation the entire career and fail?
>>545353457Yeah, but that still completely fucks over a&s for anyone but the gigenige. Catching up just means they're both about to get raped by a different strat.
>>545353417Nothing matters.You will win or lose based on hundreds upon hundreds of coinflips that were out of your control.When you were building, when you were queueing, and what happens when you were racing. And you aren't even racing. The simulacrum was racing. Thousands of calculations you have no influence on.Know this and be free from caring about, or even liking the game.
>>545353446What do you want with it
545353583No, you shouldn't have trusted a Neko.
It feels good when my late gambler catches an S medium smaru that procced angling
>Summer Hag will be meta until her Support card comes out>Support Card comes out after 1st Anni>1st Anni balance update releases early>Summer Hag allegedly not meta anymoreHmmmm this seems sus
>>545353612PvP gives you fans even if you lose, probably went 0-5
>>545353431My Fuku >>545353434 is somehow always in 6th place by a nose going into the pump zone. Running a second late helps a lot as they can proc ramp up/slipstream off each other. It is really tricky getting just enough mid race speed to stay in the pack but not too much so as to miss the pump place. It is why I didn't run pump for Cancer (even though I would have proc'd it in a ton of races).
>>545353431There is still room for one more Torena in theseBoth are 6/9CM4 ROOMS4020958732309601
>>545353446Man, fuck youI'll see you at work
>>545353818>>545353801>>545353446I HATE THIS STUPID FUCKING FACE
im making greek chicken rn, which uma would love my cooking?
>>545353104I've seen that in my club members and assumed that they were in fact flatlining and it was a chrono genesis bug or somethingI feel like it'd be harder to get <100 fans somehow
Belno sex
>>545352187this track occasionally has weird stuff. Skipped ahead earlier and somehow it was LS Rudolf in the front
I've lost to Gold Ship too many times now. I'm going to bring her back in CM6 because of you guys. I hope you're proud of yourselves.
Shut the fuck up Daiwa.
>>545352187My pace mayachi passed a Seiun in the midrace, some weird shit happens sometimes
>>545353930You can, overtrain and fail trainings during the pre-debut, set your running style to End, lose your debut badly and fail the career.Bad TT runs might give 100 Fans or less too.
Do they ever nerf Obuhi Fat
>>545354294Succubus
>>545354440No I think she's even more buffed later on loleYou're never escaping her
>>545354490Why is fanon Suzuka such a creep?
>>545354440I don't think they ever "nerf" things. They just buff everything else so the OP thing isn't so strong anymore.
>enter graded knowing I will eat shit because I haven't prepared at all>select auto: spe-oguri-scarlet>spe is the worst one>3/20>oguri: 0 wins, scarlet: 0 wins, spe: 3 winsWhat the fuck, S-spechan??
>>545353853Thank you for the races tonight, learned a lot.Having to remake my team mid Aoharu is a nuisance.I think I will stick to Oguri and +2 Dominator for the Finals
>>545354510CURREN HATE
>545353446Nyo way.
losing to oguri cap (as in peak) is not shameful, you can't win against the beast.
>>545354490I like this guy's art, but his fucking obssesion with Suzuka gets anoying.
>>545354605>He doubted the best uma of Japan's Golden Generationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZM57CYhmQY
Yes I use Oguri CapNo I do not feel shameUsing your Oshi's is a whales only privilege
>>545354637Rice wouldn't say this.
Oh Torecchi, did ya win your 20 matches in CM today hmmm~?
>>545354679as in peak?
>>545353818Suzuka cannot get oonige skill in MANT is what I'm told, so she had to run aoharu to get it. Essentially meaning she was 1 scenario behind the meta.
I think you should eat your vegetables.
Taiki is my oshi even before this update... How I do prove it to people that I'm not a metafag?
Hello can someone leak the next 2 episodes of Cinderella Grey before Friday? I'm gonna be busy after that and I will miss both those episodes
>>545354764that's not El Condor Pasa
>>545354815NoI started off strong 5/5 then ended 2/5, 2/5I'm not going to spend that extra carat run
>>545354764>mogged by a american peruvian mexicoboolol
>>545354875Post her and Fuku squeezing Suzu. It's the only way.
>late starts almost every single fucking round>doesn't trigger any of her fucking skillsholy fuck my oguri really wants to get the shit beaten out of her today
>0/5>1/5>1/5>2/5I'M SO FUCKED. IF I DIDN'T MANAGE TO HIT THE MATCHMAKING JACKPOT YESTERDAY I WOULD HAVE BEEN IN GROUP B.
>>545354743>I like this guy's art but I hate the subject of his artCool. Move along then.
>>545354875Post your previous CM victories with Taiki.You don't have them do you, metaneko.
>>545351841I don't think so, there is so much conflicting info I'm not even sure if they carry over between Day 1 and 2.Wouldn't really be worth it because there is a max of 4 entries per day anyway and you basically make back the carats you spend to enter.You only have to pay 30 carats for the 4th entry, losing all 4 entries in Open B Round 2 (worst case) will still give you 40 carats a day, Open A and Graded B = 60, Graded A = 80
>>545354815No, I suck at Mediums
>>545354875You can't prove it. But you can at least weakly suggest it by manually selecting a non-default epithet for her.
>>545354929kek
>>545354815Vivlos is transcoded :3
>>545354929FAT FUCK
I respect her a lot, but to be honest, she can be a handful.
the one fan your uma starts off with is (You) the trainer?
>>545355065
>>545354991Nah, I will watch and like his art about other umas. Suzukafags can go brake their legs
>>545355136learn English first
>>545354815No, and before you ask I don't have enough money for another Dubai trip
>>545354982You will luckshit again into the Group A finals
>>545355117Yeah
Sorry danchou, I got Skin Outbreak after Yasuda so I had to skip Takarazuka
>>545355117nyes
>>545354982I hit the jackpot today and went 5/5... I would've preferred to be in Group B to farm the casuals for carats
>>545355260just use the summer infirmary you lazy scum
>do a Creek parent run with 4* Stam parents>still no 2* Stam Man fuck Northern Taste. I just want that welfare Suzuka so I can properly get a nice card for Frontiers.
>>545353162Her tummy sense is tingling
>>545355117the (1) only appears after (You) scout them so...
>>545355117it is so fucking peak (as in cap), bros....
>>545355065this was only funny the first time you did this, now you're trying to do it 20 more times. why don't you just kill yourself already since it's clear that your life is so sad you thrive on any kind of attention?
do i use seeking the pearl R or SR for uma stan farming?
>>545355424Don't reply to schizos
A girl as beautiful and strong as Gold Ship should not be 2 star, she's 5 star caliber.
>>545355424Is still funny tho
Thoughts on tricking dumb, special needs horses into sex?
>>545354815I didn't go 20/20 today, I don't think I've ever had a 20/20 sweep in CM before. I did do ONE race better than I did yesterday though (14/20 instead of 13/20!) with my Spe-chan winning a lot of matches today and putting her ahead of my Taishin in 1st place victories. Taishin still has the better Top 3 percent though and it's still the S.Maru show with all of her victories. Still I'm glad all three of them managed to get some wins, I'm proud of them all! Hoping I get lucky again and make it to Group A finals!
>>545355448Use the one that has a better LB. Else, SR.
>>545355463>A girl as beautifuThat's a stallion, sir.
>>545355494not as funny as when your parents find your body after you finally join the 40%
Do alcoholics spend money on umaI'm trying to justify purchases by going cold on alcohol instead for a year or two
>>545355534we fuck stallions here
>>545355539You are projecting too much eggy
I wont train my umas until i get them to three stars
>>545355591alcohol is what makes people spend more
What a cutie.
>>545347668
>>545355723her head is so round
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R1IoTrfRJU&t=148s why do you have to tease us like this John Cygames...
>>545355592but i like mares
>>545355723>>545355747girls cover her face like that when they are self conscious about their jawline
>>545355616is it really worth it to present yourself as one of those faggots just for the small bit of attention you get here? don't you have any dignity?
>>545355880Who are those faggots you speak of? Are they in the room with us right now?
I want more outfits
>>545355774a mare is fine too
Look at this beautiful horse
Is Umatter owned by Ulon Mask
>>545355591I look at the $1000 liquor shelf in my closet and wish i had that to spend on uma instead. I'm not an alcoholic but uma would probably be enough to get me to cut.
OOOOOOO FIGHT UMA PYOI UMA PYOI
>>545356032But if it's still called Umatter, wouldn't that imply the purchase never happened?
>>545355942you remind me of the ones who pretend to be Indian to ragebait. like sure you'll probably make people angry but is that worth identifying yourself with the most disgusting people in the world?
>>545356051She is a hentai game character who snuck into a family-friendly game and struggles to fit in and maintain her cover
>>545356051What did she mean by that
Umatter is an Uma only platform. Filthy ningen arent allowed so they stay in their shithole twitter.
>>545355682the mares LOVE him
>>545356119Retard
>>545356201doesnt the trainer have one?
>>545356095Hmm yeah the owner would be Jack Horsey then
>>545356225Why would you defend indians?
Why is the Director so lewd?
>>545356326Anon do you have to even ask?
>>545354561In a lot of cases they legally can't nerf in gacha because people spent money for that power and then you're going to renege on them? That's like asking for frivolous lawsuits.
>>545356331thats a child
>>545356404oh she's gonna be with child when i'm done with her
>>545356091>probablyI'm guessing you haven't committed to spending in uma yet?
>>545356201NO uma would say this
Everyone is farming for Uma Stan right?
>>545356391korwagate.......
>>545356091Can probably sell it now.
>>545356242I know there's a scene in which the trainer comments on a video stream or something made by Mayano. I forget which fictional online platform that was supposed to happen on though. Maybe UmaTube
is 800 stam + maestro enough for BIG NIGE Suzuka in cm5?
>>545356528>farming before Aoharu dropsretard
>>545356528I don't get why Uma Stan is good now. Is it a gaslight?
>>545356615Probably not
>>545356528>uh buh buh farming ubh Cute Curren Chan!!! :D
>>545356545Yeah and if you'll remember, they refunded 100% of what everyone spent on that bannef
>>545356528This sounds like the most retarded gaslight ever but humor me Anon. What change suddenly made uma stan not only worth using but also worth farming for?
>>545356391I think pvp gachas do nerfs, in games like Summoners War nerfs happen pretty often
>>545356684
umamusume gets me angrier while playing more than any other game i've ever played, and i'm a huge soulsbourne fag. anyone else like this?
>>545356051How would sex with super creek be like?
>>545356663>>5453566631 less uma to trigger it
>>545356331I look like this.
Is Iron will worth taking when I've bought every other skill available?
>>545356756No, I beat Rayman. I know true rage
>>545356663>is good nownot now, but they changed the requirements from 4 to 7 to just requiring 3. i have no idea too if that's enough to be "good".
>>545353071No. She just makes me sad because the funny personality quirk of her constantly being hungry is a real life problem animals and even humans develop after being starved.
>>545356781Slow, caring, exhausting, milky
>>545356813Proof?
>>545356832after the patch on the 11th it'll be decent
>>545356832you can pad your career rank a bit by taking a gold skill yeah
>>545356832>when I've bought every other skill availableI mean, sure. If there's absolutely zero other hints on your run for some reason. Gets better after the patch.
>>545356528I already have that shit on my 3* Stam Gold Ship parent why would I farm it again.
>start using a non-meta oshi ace on my team instead of just straight meta comp>genuinely start having more funI'm sorry for doubting you, oshifags. I was weak>>545356632URA spark is still the best spark on JP, you will be farming on URA careers until the end of time anon
Uma goddesses, take the wheel
>>545356957Hell yeah. That's how a game should work
>>545356957>URA spark is still the best spark on JP, you will be farming on URA careers until the end of time anonSays who? You are a retard for falling for this gaslight
>>545356957Orange wife good!
>>545356756nyo, I'm a Soulschad and I don't get mad in either game
>>545356957People don't farm parents on URA anymore on jp just for that tiny stat boost anon...
sparks?
>>545356756Nothing will ever come close to vanilla/classic WoW. Dead by Daylight was the last game that could have had a chance, but the devs have finally killed that shitshow, which is why I decided to try this game out.>>545356832It's obviously better than just throwing away the SP, especially if this is a TT uma. It's even getting buffed to be less bad in Aoharu.>>545357034NTA, which spark are you going to gaslight as being better?
>>545356756I play Dota2, I have yet to have yet to be as mad at Uma like when I have a griefing rusnigger on my team.
Are you a cute toraina, or a scruffy toraina /uma/?
>>5453571161* stam
>>5453571162* stam
>>5453571163* spd
>>545357159>sparkHigher rank gives more white skills, so you want to do your parent runs on the scenarios with bloated stats.
>>545357165I am literally a dwarf
>>5453571164* guts
>>5453571161* Kikuka Sho
>>545356571 That sounds like a lot of work but if it could fund this game sure I'll see about it.>>545356469 I've spent my CC rewards but my deck still looks awful. Teio poster doesn't even buhi buhi my umas.
>>545356957>URA spark is still the best spark on JP, you will be farming on URA careers until the end ofthis has always been a sus thing to me simply because of how inspo works. You could have 9* URA and that shit still won't trigger 5 careers in a row.
>>545357165i'm an ojiisan (31 years old)
>>545356957People that suck are better off running oshis.Also Power/Wit is better than Speed/Power retard, for the same reason Speed sparks suck. You're maxxing out Speed without Ura spark anyway, you don't need any extra Speed from sparks
Is this going to be updated for when I lose Leo?
>>545357196>>545357212>>545357237>>545357281>>545357287this shit is so ass
>>545357165I'm fat and balding...
I feel like Chiyonoposters don't really have a. established persona in this thread and I think we should start being super racist
Stop sending me this type of photos, you fucking bitch
>>545357385UHHHHHTAZUNA IS THIS ALLOWED???
>>545357324If you have a shitty support deck like me you should save up for the Kitasan banner and spark it once or twice.
>Pump>Red shift>Shooting(or any other grandparent accel)>OYL>FF>No stopping me>Aoharu power/guts skillLate surger bros, how many gambles will you be bringing?
>>545357034It's still the only Speed + Stamina scenario race spark. All the other ones are either combinations of two less central stats (e.g. Speed + Guts from MANT), or one stat and skill points. Which do you think is better, exactly?
>>545356756I played league for 8 years. This is nothing. Only thing that makes me flip out is when the infirmary fails multiple times in a row.
>>545357165Scruffy and lanky
>>545356756I forced myself to finish Silksong out of pride and fucking despised my time.
>>545357430Chiyonoposter's established persona are being skittish just like a real dog.
>>545357575Yeah and racist
DAAHBY
forever my kingu (and our daughter)
>>545357430>>545357634That's my gimmick
>>545356753That's me. I made those hateful comments. I'm the Curren hater.
>>545357520Speed + GutsStamina becomes irrelevant later on with how easy it is to hit the thresholdStop pretending to know your shitYou don't
I don't think your established persona should be the racist. Try something a little nicer like um, being hungry all the time.
stop stealing my images!why can't you just crop it yourself
My gimmick? Rape.
>>545357424kek
Can somebody fill me in? Been out of the loop...So, the balance changes coming on the 11th are basically to have the stuff up to date with current balancing on JP? Like, guts, any balance that happened to skills/characters that we have right now that eventually got balanced?
>>545357704>low-quality agnes reddit gaslightat least the smug oguris lie well
If Straight Descent/Determined Descent is good for CM5, do I run Helios or do I have to spark it?
Will this work?
>my segunda A+HERMANOS
>>545357793no, only 1st/1.5 anni changes. JP had additional mechanics added on anniversaries after that but they aren't in the patch
Why did this place get so many avatarfags?
Am I a psycho for turning off the music in the gameI think it adds a bit of realism
>>545357861Just run Rice bro
>>545357793nah just the changes that came on their first anni
>>545357660Shut up, Spe.
>>545357575>>545357634STUPID FUCKING BLACKIE FAGGOT SHUT UP
>>545357634>>545357430speCHUD is literally the racist one already
>>545357793>up to date with current balancing on JPNo we're going to be closer to their second anniversary
>>545357928Riko doko
>~50% WR in the first round when I used a debuffer in previous CMs>~60% WR in the first round since I switched to triple aceMaybe debuffer meta really was a gaslight after all
>>545356756Uma Musume gets me angry and I'm a mahjong player.This is not a good game for your mental health.
Speaking of chiyono, she wingmans Ardan on a date with you in Ardan’s christmas story eventBless the sakura doggo
You didn't fall for the stamina gaslight for the FOURTH time, right anon?
>>545357970I don't have her...
>>545357947/vg/ decay that happens with every general.It's a shame. This place used to be fine until the attention-starved became comfortable will their filth.
I've decided im getting a cheeseburger tomorrow
imagine posting SMELLYMaru results as though anyone cares
>>545358074Dogs really are man's best friends
>>545358037>Riko in mile
>>545357928Drop Mati, grab RikoFlash sucks, so you might struggle when your mood is not GreatCould swap Fine Motion for Sweepy
>>545358087My condolences.
>>545357928You only need Urara for guts, get Riko/Tazuna or another wit
>>545358051This and I'm a fighting game player
>>545356756I play fucking Granblue Fantasy, that piece of shit gacha takes the brunt of my anger at all times.
>>545358102Sir, you are replying to one
>>545357928>fell for 3 gaslightskek I hope this is bait for your sake
>>545358049My theory is that dedicated debuffers are gaslight, but sticking 1 or occasionally 2 of the better debuffs on an actual runner is good. I'm too much of a jobber/cardlet to properly test out the builds I come up with in my head.
>>545358279I'm a Grub veteran too but Grub is extremely predictable. If you get fucked in a fight it's because you were unprepared. Uma is pure RNG in some of the ways it can fuck you over.
>>545358285The newfag just doesn't have many images, I don't think he's trying to be a recognizable avatarfag.
my S.Maru? Powercreeped, Honest, and Sovlfulyour Oguri Cap? Soulless metafagand fat
>>545358451I rolled the summer banner for S.Spe, I had to spark her... but she came home, and she's the cutest. Fuck meta
Goddamn. Maybe I'm just not cut out for CMs anymore.
Chiyonofags are getting to be a little too cocky I see
>>545358564
>>545357947>>545358102founding general (/ksg/) has been a pit of avatarfags and namefags since the start. it's all the same as it ever was, /[instert board here]/ was never good
Why do you care what others post? You will never be a janny
>doesn't recognize the avatar>calls it "newfag" and defendsretard or baitcall it
lol coward faggot
Chiyono is getting cocky
Umamusume™: Pretty Derby!
>>545358636You forgot to attach your image, or are you afraid it will be associated with your avatar?
Isn't Chiyono really cute?
post fats
Aren't we going to be able to train our finals umas in Aoharu?
>>545358850yes
>>545358631That's the point. Generals will usually start decent until they devolve into what you see now.
>>545358824Fuck fatties
>>545348268gold city is really cute, but more like a platonic best friend kind of way
Finally have a team I think it's good enough to reach A finals, as long as they get that I'm happy
>>545358631/ksg/ is discord lite in there.I occasionally hop in to ride down memory lane but it's not worth too much time in there
>>545358746what the dog doing
I want to fuck Oguri but is Oguri for (You)?
Howdy, Torena-san! Let's Enjoy~
>>545349752
>>545359141Oguri is for (food)
I hate the NTR avatarfag the most
>>545359029>marunigger>goldshitter
>>545359183Shuttle bros it's our time now.
Your favorite avatarfag? Your least favorite?
Why can't >we all just get along
>>545359313kill them all
>>545359276I rolled for Doto and got Opera'd, what you want me to do
>>545359323It’s because of unprompted horniness.
remember to pull to spark at rico/rice banner
>>545359323Didn't you hear the decree? We need to get racist.
Getting along is for libtards (faggots)
>>545359313>Your favorite avatarfag? Ogurifag, NTRfag, Ryanfag and Teiofag>Your least favorite?Chiyofag, Tachyonfag, Cafefag and Operafag
a battke royale for avatarfagsthe winner gets to keep posting
>>545359468There’s only one good Teiofag and he keeps getting banned.
>>545359468>RyanfagThat doesn't exist.
>>545359313DAHBYDAHBY
>>545358824LOSE SOME WEIGHT
>>545359418two more weeks of government shutdown!
>>545359468There's lots of Oguri posters tho, there's even at least four Oguri gaslight posters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YamfXPGuRD8Guys I don't understand any of this.Am I retarded?
This is what a meta CM5 deck looks like
>>545359183Paizuri time.
I can live with this
>>545359313>FavoriteOinkpiggteioretard, Dahbyretard>Least favoriteSuzukaretard, Teioretards, caferetards, all because they spam
>>545359884Why did you create this?
>>545359651is that stam inherits or split stam-power?
Guess i'm CM5 ready
>>545360092If real explodeIf fake explode
>>545360092those Shiraoki uncaps will help you more than Nature
>>545360092>scam nature
>>545360092EXPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE
>>545360092combust
>>545360092this will be me on Riko/Rice >this will be me on Riko/Rice this will be me on Riko/Rice >this will be me on Riko/Rice this will be me on Riko/Rice >this will be me on Riko/Rice this will be me on Riko/Rice
ReminderDirt = Anal preferenceTurf = Vaginal preferenceFront Runner = Stand and Carry preferencePace Chaser = Mating Press preferenceLate Surger = Full Nelson preferenceEnd Closer = Prone Bone preferenceSprint = cums in 5 minutesMile = cums in 10 minutesMedium = cums in 20 minutesLong = cums in 45 minutes
>>545360458
>>545360458fuck yeah anon! manifest it!
>>545358824nnnnnyo'kay....
>>545360458Nope, denied.
Guess the spark!
it feels so good not having to worry about resources anymore
>>545359468My favorite poster is the Grass poster. Because that poster is me.
>>545360643I'm feeling generous, so 2 Wit.
Sir, a witgod video is about to hit the second tower soon.
Did you know that you lose 90% of your dream within the first minute after waking up? By the time you finish reading this sentence, you’ve already lost it, that is unless you start chasing it while you still remember that feeling.
Reminder that Doto is for LOVE.
>>545360709The butt sniffer?
>>545359468what did chiyofags ever do to you huh
>>545360716Guess the game wasn't in the mood.Hint farming for parents is an absolute chore. Maybe I should just wait till the 11th...
>>545360458Enjoy your triple Rice brick
>stamina debuffs do nothing against well built umas>a single dominator barely does anything I'm unironically thinking of running 3 aces
>>545359468You sound super butthurt
>>545360534We're all gonna make it!!!!
>>545360518>>545360824what the fuck even is this expression
>>545360092Is the card good or not. I feel like /uma/ keeps flip-flopping on the gaslighting of this card.
>>545360485Oguri....Cinderalla Freak!
>>545360854>loses by a nose
>this will be your friend for the next four monthsShould you really entrust your umas to her if she can't even umapyoi?
>>545360912
>>545359183Let me taste that Southern Sweat, Taiki.
Round 1 resultsI didn't expect Golshi to be so strong and consistent, she is on par with OguriI don't even know which one to remake in aoharu. Considering it's unrealistic to remake all 3 in that timeframe
>>545360795No, that's me.
>>545360912https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJdCpltq-_k
>>545360912"My mom is kinda homeless" grin
ok, fuck this dumb whore
>>545360852Thanks bro
Someone explain to me why everyone is having a meltdown over Riko. I get that runs with two Pal cards are apparently effective in the new scenario, but is there more to it? What about the green woman? Also when is the next big card coming up, next year?
>stamina debuffs do noth-ACK
>>545361123Set her on Pace. Use her ult as Shatterproof.
>>545361119>Her face when f.Toreyana thinks she's pulling out
>>545361191How much stamina and recovery skills did he have
>>545361262not enough
>>545360631If I took off that hat, would you die?
>>545361180I am coping I can save my Kitasan-less SuperCreek-less account with luckshitting bothI also just like both characters lots though so I'll be happy regardless
>>545361180could be a gaslight but i heard riko gives enough stamina and guts that you can ditch it and go with other supports to the point she can give you 600 stamina on average, not sure if the upcoming changes completely change her importance or if i'm even getting the two corrects stats, i know she gives plenty of staminawhat i don't know is how the scenario buffs her
>>545361345I want to know how it signs with the gaslight doc numbers
what event is the bass wonder gif from
>>545361420>she can give you 600 stamina on averageunless she has some bonkers events this seems unlikely, it's only 3 stamina most* times you train with her
>>545359627Just read the guide in gametora umadachi. You can slowly absorb the information that way.
I hope whoever came up with the "Get 2* Stamina Spark" goal gets prostate raped by a dirty pajeet.
>>545361619Have you tried not being a flatlining nigger?
>>545361228Pulling out is NOT what a class rep does! A real class rep helps drive up the birth rate!
>>545361656Fuck off, you dirty subhuman retard.
>>545361513The band event. The Golden Generation forms an impromptu band for Tracen's school festival. Bass Wonder was a funny joke from the writers.
>>545360485Race style is how fast they like it.End likes it slow and sensualFront likes it hard and fastGreat Escape wants to be jackhammered (the thrust rate, not the position)Imagine Turbo laying on your chest with a stupid panting smiling retard face as she slaps her crotch down on you like she's a Ren and Stimpy character, and every few minutes she cums with a full body siezure and pisses herself, stops for a few seconds like she's done, then starts slamming it down again as rapid as her tired hips will go, chasing the next rush.Imagine Gold Ship staring you in the eyes from mere inches away as she painstakingly raises her hips till the tip is just barely in, then easing her way back down. She's riding you at 15 RPM. There's no need to think about baseball to hold it back. There's no sound, no squelch, no plap, just the two of you breathing in the dead of night, tightening your focuses to feel every touch, every tug, every squeeze. After this emotionally intense battle goes on for what seems like hours but is actually in fact hours, she builds to a terrifying climax. her walls collapse and twist in this cascade that seems to never stop. Her mind shuts off as she hugs you painfully tight and latches her mouth onto yours as she rides the waves.She convulses for 3 straight minutes, her pussy a machine acting of its own accord to milk you for all you're worth. you explode inside her and she keeps rhythmically squeezing, coaxing out every last drop.not a golshi fan btw
>>545359313>Your favorite avatarfag?Turboposter>Your least favorite?All of the Tachyonposters.
>There is a room with TWO (2) end closers in it>My Summer Special Needs still finds a way to be behind one of them every two matches this lobby happensLate is already gamba, but holy shit, I gave her abilities to do THH combo to move up but she's too dumb to use them sometimes. Unity Cup needs to come out so I can ensure I don't send umas with less than 500 wit again.
>>545361717You could be playing the game, or learning life skills, but here you are whining like a little bitch nigger.
>>545360485It takes conscious effort to put thought to paper even thoughts like this, you know
>>545361546https://www.youtube.com/shorts/a5DdCmmc4JQ found the video and THIS IS IN NO WAY SHILLING I WAS BINGE WATCHING SHORTS ON MY BED SO THAT'S WHY I DON'T REMEMBER PLENTYthe tl;dr now that i remember is that she's great for miles based on the vid because again you can reach 600 BUT with 2 stamina legaciesreally she doesn't sound that crazy but i guess a single copy is good for me (i could be very wrong)
>>545361420>to the point she can give you 600 stamina on averageThat sounds like a WHOLE lot of bullshit. That would make her insanely huge, effectively solving any kind of Stamina problem, any.
>>545360732Sadly I can remember aspects of my dreams, sometimes years later even. Talk about a useless "talent" since majority of the times I am just experiencing someone else's "life" through their PoV.
Im reading up on forever youngs win the other day and find it funny that the japanese seem to like calling america the dirt track kingdom/the home of dirt track racingHave a helios for listening to my ted talk
Torena-SAAAAAAN! I'm here for your daily pegging!
>>545360923>That many (you)s>ExplodeSeems still good
>>545360912Acceptance
>>545361856Very cute, thank you very much.
>>545361420She gives stamina generously through events but she's not a stamina-type card, so the big thing that's up in the air is, since the guts meta is early, whether it's THAT worth it to use Riko, who gives no guts, instead of a proper stamina-type card that would get you good guts on rainbows.
>>545361801Ok
>>545361882>ignore
>>545361820yeah i forgot the vid also mentioned stamina sparks >>545361817desu i'm not too sure how powerful she'll be once unity is over compared to kitasan black for example, but if you get her with the freebie rolls you're already winning imo>>545361962that makes sense, personally if i get spooked by her i'm just using her and SC
tamamo cross is my onahole
Uma uma umya unya.
>>545361882but bakushin, but my friction burns from last time are still healing...>>545360912Trying not to laugh at something pathetic (poorly), autsim-kun. The original meme is from some youtube video
>>545360631>runs a random race instead>just goes for a walkWhat now Goldshi?
>almost 600 speed right on start of classic yearim never gonna make the other stat checks
>>545362049Tamamo Cross would tear you a new hole if you said that in her presence.
>>545362129
spazzing rn can't wait for new scenario only 1-2 sleeps left AHHHHHHHHHH
>>545362129On my last Summer Maru run, I was able to get to 942 Speed by the end of the Classic Year. Sadly, by retarded legacies didn't process Medium or Groundwork, so the run was instantly dead. I will not be running Summer Maru again and am glad she is basically useless now compared to Suzuka.
>>545362154I would simply do this to her.
This shit is so funny bro
>The counter to Suzuka + S. Maru combo is to run your own Suzuka + S. Maru combo
game SUX
>>545362251>compared to suzukawhat changed
>>545362315the counter is to run special needs + 2 debuffers
>>545360631>training restricted>force her to race in a sprint and set her to paceYeah I feel in charge
>>545362449All her stuff got buffed way early.
FALCO IS PURE OF HEARTTHAT NASTY SUCCUBUS CURREN CHANG COULD NEVER MATCH UP
>>545362315But why would you run S. Maru if Suzuka will always get angling thanks to big nige?
>>545361798man, I had a race today where Rice (Pace) got the worst late start possible, 9th place, and RIGHT as she was about to accellerate back up, the wall of nice natures closed in front of her and BROCKED her in there for the entire opening leg. She never recovered. I didn't even know that level of catastrophic failure was possible.In that same race, Daiwa was the only frontrunner, and she also got a cataclysmic late start. It was so bad that the pace chasers were on her ass right from the get go, but I got to see the magic of pace-keep do its funniest trick i've ever seen. There was a Tachyon in 2nd place, and she got too close to the sun. She got a speed boost and attempted to pass Daiwa at just 1/3 through the race, then pace keep AI said SIT THE FUCK BACK DOWN and she got a forced speed-down that sent her from 2nd 10 full lengths back all the way to 6th. My Daiwa's start was so bad that it caused her mom to lose the race too. Man it was a thing of glory and i wish i had the foresight to record it just to doccument these rare wonderous fuckups.
>>545362539Curren Chang always wins.
>>545362570>Curren Chang
Is the Record Holder Golshi on the left obviously better than the Hotsprings Golshi on the right? I feel like its bad karma to just throw a hotsprings ticket uma out of a competition if she wasn't a parent run or something to begin with
Imagine the smell
>>545362539I'll see you at CM5 you bitch. Prepare your best Dumb Falcon, because I'm going to prep my Curren.
>>545362616way better
>>545361817Okay the scenario link is 5 per training instead of 3Her dates and post scenario events are worth about 100 staminaHer skills aren't particularly interesting though Rushing Gale did get buffedI think the biggest hit against her is the mood down nerfs reducing the need for a pal support, everyone will have preferences and would have to see how much more lenient it is but I suspect being less afraid to click rest instead of relying on a pal for energy+mood restore will hurt her a lot
What would you do to the bratty director?
>>545362676But the right one is blessed by Shiraoki-sama
>>545351168Other anon was retarded. She is tier A for inheritance after the reworks update.
>Holiday Oguri
>>545362656Of Belno? Don't mind if I do.
>>545361817I hate that guy's voice and fake excitement for his zoomer attention span shorts video.
>>545362748What is so good about her inheritance wise? I know she has good affinity with other Umas, but I don't see who that could be made better with this new buff stuff.
>>545362009>but if you get her with the freebie rollsThat's a given. Was just curious if I truly need to risk any of my carats or not is all, I'd rather not waste it obviously. Appreciate the info either way!
>>545362917Maybe you should check before you ask.
Hmmm maybe I do pull for her...
>>545362824Any informational short and most informational long videos have captions either baked in or as subtitles. I have never heard the voice of any guide maker.
>>545362695I tell tazuna that yayoi is being a little shit
>manage to make emergency parents for summer needs>48 hours time to grind in AoharuYour shitty URA uma you painstakingly grinded for is going to become obsolete
Can anyone explain to me exactly how Uma on Trainet rape is bad?
>>545362545Daiwa is so eager to be number 1, the AI will ensure it happens. True cinema.Speaking of BROCKED, the amount of pacers if there's at least 4 including mine, I got unlucky to where my Oguri gets bullied enough that she's pushed into Pump position more often than Special Needs. I've seen this happen on 3 different races, gave me a little laugh since I had qualified for A the ticket before.
>>545363019Jokes on you, my Umas are retarded and only give me guts or wit 90% of the time.
Do you remember those days?
>>545363027why not family bonding instead?
>>545363027Sex without consent from both parties is bad
>>545348868At least, you have 100% winrate, right?
Hybrid Grass is a meme. By the time dominator is at the optimal timing to proc, she's already out in the front.
Taishin...
>>545363192
How are people STILL doing the front Urara sandbag this late into CMs?
>>545363027nice
>>545363115No i dont remember playing Umamusume in 2021
>>545362748What website is this?
>>545363031sniff
All you have to do is be ugly, act retarded, and act poor and you won't get raped. This isn't that difficult.
They soiled Mambo's sticker.
>>545363173if she's front, why would i need dominator to proc
>>545363242Taishin pregnancy testo
>>545363031biting that butt like a big mac
>>545363356Hip, Hip, Mun!
>>545363346We had a news article here where a 50s nurse kept assaulting her home care spinal injury patient because "i was washing him and he got an erection"
open up~
otonashi nakadashi
>>545363242>"T-TICKEZO?! L-LET GO! WE'RE RACING">"UOOOOOOOH DAAAAHBI"
What is his team called? What Umas are part of it?
>>545363596SUBARASHII
ikuno dickbutt
>12 wins yesterday>9 wins todayBased on projections, it's not looking good for my B finals.
>>545363569aaaaaaaaaaahn
>decide to check out special missions which I didn't bother to read because people complaining>of all the spark missions I didn't get the Speed oneAnyway, this fucking event goes on until Dec 10. Why are you guys agonizing over this?
Nakayama Festa
>>545363907frontnignogs want their easy concentration card right now
>>545363907uuuuh (We) only do one run per week here chud.
cutie that deserves more attention
>>545363907There's only Stam and Speed spark missions
>>545363746
>>545363983if you're gonna lust over a ningen, why for the one you can't date?
>>545363907I think this mission should be 50 careers
this is probably the most infuriating thing in the game, it's not even a skill issue
>>545364061I want to date her
>>545363356I think they have different translation teams that aren't the best at cooperating. Major stuff is constant but more minor stuff isn't. With this, Mambo's "ei, ei" was kept as that for her chatter lines in that event early on, but on the sticker it's suddenly "hip, hip". Similarly with Fuku's "fungyaro" babble phrase. It's both a vaguely childish kind of onomatopeia of someone casting spells/praying, but also a veiled reference to his grandsire, a French horse, by being a corruption of "France Galop", the French racing association. In game, whoever translated it decided preserving the first part was more important, so it became "Woiya", a sound like western kids make when they pretend to cast spells or see the future or whatever. But whoever did the subtitles on the Golshi announcement video we watched decided the latter part was more important, so it was just subtitled as "Fungyaro."
>>545363158>At least, you have 100% winrate, right?Yes, of course I managed to get 100% with the same horse over 20 runs.How did you know?
Weekly kneel to WitGod.
>>545363836such a good trainer
>>545363907>Cleared 2* Speed Sparks>Creek Parent Run to finish all the career-sided missions>Still no Stamina Spark I just want the Welfare Suzuka man.
>>545364179>>545363836>>545363569
Gyaru sex
>>545364087dont remind me of that mission we had a few months ago...
>>545363158you gotta love when you get two S aptitudes but not the one you need >>545364087why do I hear Titanic music when seeing this pic
you guys are unfunny asf
Witgod sensei... Update video doko...
>>545364087If it falls, it falls.
Are the races hard rn? Should I queue?
>>545363630Fucking lolNeed Tickezo Winning all over Naritah
>>545364308ong fr fr
Vwos I kinda struggle with deckbuilding in this gameI either do 4sp2st or get shit stats, no middle ground How do you guys fit in wit cards and such?
>>545361882>peggingMmmmyes. Seconds please?
>>545364308Indeed, perhaps we should take this general more Sirius.
>>545364309Too busy having onsen sex
>>545364369for every cm4 ace i had like 20 mid tier runsliterally just play more
>>545364369I do 4sp1stam1pal on a 0% stam growth uma. You can reach 850 stam with 15* stam sparks. Just get lucky.
>>545364087Nothing will hurt me more than the day i got 5 dolls on the first try, 3 on the second, and picked up 5 from the middle position on the 3rd but dropped all but 1 before getting to the goal.
>winning streak broken by a taurus oguri FAT with 600 staminaTriumphant pulse nerf when?
DON'T LOOK
>>545348868Do you feel bad?
>>545364371>>545364359>>545364308>>545364268>>545364179>>545363836>>545363746>>545363709>>545363630>>545363569You are grown men.
>>545364428>>545364441Naruhodo. Guess I don’t have the soul of a gambler.
>>545351386Like my pace Gold Ship? I’m working on a better one.
>>545364369Take the facility training > friend training pillLevel your facilities and by the senior year you will be rolling in stats
>>545364531bend over hoebag and i'll show how grown i am
>>545364476Never. Fat meta forever.
personally I think Taiki Shuttle's unique is a lot worse after the patch.Current:>Final Corner>Place 3 4 or 5After Patch:>2nd half of Final Corner>Place 3 or 4Supposedly it is supposed to line up better for miles but that isn't even true.Saporro Dirt 1700 it now activates 70% through your accelleration.Hakodate Dirt 1700 it doesn't even activate anymore.Niigata Dirt 1800 it used to help with going up a steep hill now it triggers at the top of the hill after accelleration is already 60% done.Fukushima Dirt 1700 it barely flicks at the last 10% of your spurt.Nakayama Dirt 1800 same deal just the tip.Tokyo Dirt 1600 is the first one that is a buff. You go from 0 of 6.4s boosted accel to 2 of 6.4s boosted accel. UMAZING.Chukyo Dirt 1800 goes from activating FLAWLESSLY exactly at the start of the final leg to 4 seconds later, getting you to top speed 2 seconds later than before.Kyoto Dirt 1800 is the same story as Chukyo.Hanshin Dirt 1800 is the same as Kyoto and Chukyo.Kokura Dirt 1800 is the same as Fukushima, it barely activates.Ooi Dirt 1800, you guessed it, its worse.So not only is it worse for every dirt mile except Tokyo, it also has a tigher positioning window. People keep saying its a buff but I can't see it as anything but a complete and total gutting of her unique. Not only does it suck for her main niche, it also sucks for all medium pace chasers (the vast majority of umas btw). It only works for like 1/3 of medium tracks to good effect. After the patch that drops to just 2 races of all medium tracks. completely useless for everything except tokyo 2000m and Niigata 2000m (Outer)It makes her unique actually garbage.
>>545364476lol
>>545364531Okay buddy
>>545364531shut up bitchI'll screw you up good
>>545364531>/vg/ is SERIOUS BUSINESS!suck me thru my boxers anon
Yep, that's a mission impossible.
>>545364531get over your mommy issues first, then we talk
>>545364531>men
>>545364719>Just spam on speed bro>Not the case for stamina
>the probability that some of the hornyposters are female
>>545364719i swear to god they made it easier to get better sparks. I was stuck in 1*guts/1*wit hell and after these missions were available I got the speed one first try, and the stamina one after five runs and one of them was a 3*power one, if more anons report their experiences maybe we can get to the bottom of this
>>545364087
>>545364531>grownspeak for yourself
>>545364179Creek big love
>>545364761
>>545364719My first sparks after the missions drops were legit 2 wits and 1 guts...
>>545364663retard
>>545350808>dotonigger>abhorrent post
>>545364087Y
>>545364905UMAZING
>>545365008why her tits so fucking huge?why my dick hard?
>>545364978correct me or kill yourself.
>>545364873Reminder this is drawn by a woman and women play the game so they can self-insert themselves being fucked by trainer.
>>545350808That reminds me, i need a better Oguri
...there are female torainas in /uma/....?
>>545364531>
>>545365086the schizo likes to think so
>>545364531>men>grown
>>545364531Im 19
>>545365138>the schizo...so everyone likes to think so?
>>545364873My girlfriend wants to be breast fed by super creek. She also really likes Gentledonna and T.M Opera. And also engages in bird posting.
I think all my sparks have been 1* wits or 1* guts ever since the missions dropped. I'm never getting the 2* speed/2* stam in time
I'm female. Give me a husband from this game/series.
>>545364719i got the 2 stam one right away and have been getting 1 star wits since
>>545365251Fuji Kiseki.
>>545365251
>two turns when more than two people were on speed>one of which was the turn of hopeful stakes yep, it's failing at derby time
Osuzuka = 700 stamOsuzuka vs Osuzuka = 1100 stam + gold recovery...Good luck guys
>>545365056>dirtretard no one cares about dirt
>>545364761Uid?
>>545365086ProbablyBut we will never know for sure
I'm a zoomer
>>545365251Mihono Bourbon's father
>>545365251Roppei
>>545365237Wats ur gfs uid
>>545365291>700Source?
>>545365086doto love
>women>in 4chan of all places >playing umayou guys don't believe this
>>545365536https://stacalc.hf-uma.net
gf beggars K.O.
>>545365606You'd be surprised how many woman play Uma Musume and self insert.
>>545365647wats gentildonna’s uid
>>545365643interesting, thanks
>>545365606it's a pretty girl game so of course they'd play it
now might be a good time to queue
>>545365606where else will they roleplay about marking and mating trainers?
>>545365667Like me
GET BLOCKED
I'd insert self inside an umamusume
>Falco ahead while my SMaru and a Daiwa are engaged in a battle for second>Falco is gassing out around the end of this corner>SMaru pulls ahead of the Daiwa and then the Falco>Rod STILL procs this late to give me the winlmao this ability is such bullshit, it's great.
>>545365692bro you gotta look way less desperateand also maybe not use /vg/
HOW IS SHE FUCKING LOSING
>>545365752Training King Halo to win the Arima Kinen with the intent of marriage
>>545365606Years of experience have taught me a lotThis anon is a womanI can just tell My incel senses are going off
>>545365824Bad luck
64159248Testing my Tachyon debuffer
I want to insert myself into my trainees iykwim
>>545365606>forgetting women want to fuck horses more than men>forgetting the horse phase every little girl has at some point
>>545365824nice wit bwo
>>545365823wats ur uid
>>545365824Post skillsGame must be forcing you to lose
>>545365824Late startRushedSkills not proccingStamina and wit game
>>545365824dumbass hag kek
>>545365606i am female and i self-insert as oguri cap
>>545366014hey uid?
>luckshitted my way into group A yesterday>used today's tickets to try new Umas>all of them did significantly worseI'm so fucked
>>545366014fat fuck
>>545365905bwo Dominator has unlimited range you don't need her at Front to hit Fronts, and you don't have the skills to be an Angling blocker
>>545366014>oguri caphttps://youtu.be/assZ9bcucmQ?si=eqoQ-MK9e5vbGD28&t=20
>>5453659057/9that's itI'm sending in double debuffeveryone dies
somebody please fucking bake
>>545366014haha hello would you like to go to an all-you-can-eat buffet date with me hahah>image limit reached I CAN'T TUMMY POST AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>545365294sapporo 1500m - worsesapporo 1800m - deletedhakodate 1800m - deletedniigata 1600m outer - no improvement, still activates too early.niigata 1800m outer - no improvement, still activates too early.fukushima 1800m - deletednakayama 1600m outer - worsenakayama 1800m inner - worsetokyo 1600m - previously no activation, now gets about 2 seconds.tokyo 1800m - previously no activation, now amazing about 5 seconds of uptime.chukyo 1600m - previously 1s of uptime now a full 6.5 seconds uptime.kyoto 1600m inner - doubles uptime from 3s to 6.5skyoto 1600m outer - previously 1s uptime now full 6.5skyoto 1800m outer - oddly enough no change. corner is positioned perfectly so top speed is reached the same before and after the rework.hanshin 1600m outer - previously no activation, now gets about 1.5 seconds.hanshin 1600m outer - previously no activation, now gets 5 seconds.kokura 1800m - deleted.Major improvement: 5Minor improvement: 2No change: 3Downgrade: 7For Turf tracks it's just a shuffle, a sidegrade.And it still suffers from the placing restriction being tightened from 3 places to 2.its a downgrade overallyou're retardedfuck you i hate youasshole.
I'm going to bed
>>545359524If you count the single character OP images, I think Ryan might have almost as many as NTR.
>>545366143the women should be baking KEK
>>545366168sleep tight lil niggy
>>545366168Gn sweet anon hope u have a solid 8hrs of sleep
>>545366168keep your asshole tight lil niggy
>>545365905>my cm1 golshi wonOh okay>>545366089I wanted to see if she could still somehow overtake into 1st mid-race and block Angling, but I guess I really need that Groundwork inherit
>the fatfuck oguri posters are actual fat chix themselvesit all makes sense, also gross
>>545366153>being restricted from 3 places to 2sure, but activation window still being up beyond the corner means she can overtake someone later and still activate SFV
>>545365606I was told that umamusume was yurige.
>>545366290Dominator slows down peopl in Front of you I think and I'm pretty sure you need to be in the back for it to work anyway. A dominator front blocker is useless
>>545366290>overtake into 1st mid-race and block AnglingYou either have groundwork or THH comboor both
One of my friend's favorite Uma is Tamamo Cross and she self inserts as her becaus she's an angry womanlet herself so from now on if someone says their favorite Uma is Tamamo Cross I will believe that said person is an angry womanlet.
Will any woman here kindly share their UID with me? I would like to court some of you fine maidens.
>panicked and added a stamlet seiun over NN>lose three races that I otherwise would've won with NNman i really am a fucking retard
WHAT THE FUCK DO I BUILD FOR PARENTS NOWIS IT UMA STAN TIME
>>545366605>>545366605>>545366605
>>545366576sure bwo
>>545366576yes it replaces groundwork
Bake or Teio gets it
>>545366639can teio get it anyway
*gives it to teio*
>>545360923I borrowed it once for a meme Ulala career and I swear it sucks, just main grass wonder instead of this brick if you care about OYL that much
>>545364663Imo when people talk about Taiki inherit, they take CMs in mind, not TT.
>>545364719I have both missing.It's so fucking annoying to have mission locked behind rng you can't affect.it's even possible to not get it at all.
>>545364719funny how they put mission that exposes how horrible spark system is even morewhat the fuck they were thinking?
