Previous: >>545314765>Global Game NewsCurrent Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 2Current Rate Up: Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)Current CM: LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m11/06 - Half Anniversary Part 311/06 - Unity Cup Scenario Release11/11 - Balance Adjustments AKA Umamusume 2https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/11/13 - Legend Races11/16 - VIRGO CUP - Hanshin 1600m11/24 - Story event>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Transcend alt (3*), SSR Tokai Teio (Speed), SSR Hoshina Kiyoko (Pal)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owner)
horse p*ssy
I love my wife Symboli Rudolf!
How many copies of SSR Riko do you ACTUALLY need (don't say MLB)?
Repostan because thread died.So theoretically, if pink skills are released during First Anniversary...There's a lot of talk about who LOSES (xoguri I guess), but who are the big WINNERS and maybe also who would be crazy strong that otherwise never got the time of day in the JP server?
Digitan...love? Am I doing it right?
>>545329121biggest winners by far are Akebono, Taiki, and OG Maru
>NTRfag threadAwful.
>>545329319MLB LB1-2
When's Aoharu?
>>545329319LB0 = R RikoLB1 is minimum
>>5453293190LB will do the job, 1LB unlocks Training Effectiveness so I'd try and push for that1 copy in 200 pulls plus the spark isn't unreasonable
>>545329328
How are we doing so far? Two 5 win sweeps today after switching to the top 3 shown here. Neicha is the only one that's run all races across both days.
honse?
Why is there a million Pace Chasers in Open?
>>545329397
>>545329560Going exactly like CM3 so far which I lost, so I'm looking forward to that.
Gold City made me lose no nut November
why did clover implode
>>545329560>creek tazuna vodka
>>545329121Wtf are you telling us even Christmas Oguri is not safe from accelerated QoL?What are pink skills anyway?
>>545329697danchode
>>545329264>my HUSBAND Rudolffixed it 4 ya
>Seiun Sky from the free pull today>100 free suppcard pull in 2 days>stat rebalance out earlyMan am I glad I waited to minmax
>>545329697danchou afk and no comms
>>545329346Agnes Digital is aroace, she gets excited at the friendships between two other Umamusume but isn't interested when she's directly involvedSource: the Umayuru episode where she plays a VR visual novel about the Symbolis that turns into a dating sim
>>545329505>1 copy in 200 pulls H-haha yeah, I totally wasn't one of the few people who got their only copy of Kitasan from sparking, no sir
>>545329747>free Seiun SkyLUCKY BASTARD
BRICKED check
>>545329642
>>545329676If it makes you feel any better...>Taurus Plat asspull>Gemini Gold after nearly going undefeated...quadruple debuffer finals + goldshit whiffed all her recoveries>Cancer SilverCan't get any worse.>>545329708Man the harpoons, etc. etc. My borrow slot is permanently occupied by KSB, mine is 2LB.
>>545329442now, look outside your window
>>545329559This fucking dance kills me.
>>545329825>Mandatory>Mile>Debuffer
Post PURE umas
>>545329121If evolved skills get added this early I think Taiki Shuttle becomes the outright strongest Uma in the game
>>545329851RAPE
>>545329708>>545329963Stop posting Helios I'm trying not to jerk off
>>545330000No uma can be purer than the one who has 0 thoughts inside her head
>>545329692https://files.catbox.moe/0enioj.png
>>545329825I've got them all, thank god I didn't fall for the cleat memes
Any comfy open clubs?I’m pretty much okay with C rank any month 191889289156
>>545329825Oh, i got both a Gold City and Smart Falcon.Guess im eatin good tonite
We have big front now so when are we getting big ends? I wanna https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is4q1L6JiSI in spectacular fashion.
>ask what I should be doing better>anon post his uma "just get lucky and get 1200/900/900/400/400">all mlb cardsevery time
>>545329916Whats that called anyway
>>545329679No wonder that felt familiar
>>545329825i could do it but i don't use debuffers
>GUYS YOU DON'T GET IT THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING, NOW IT'S POINTLESS TO ROLL SMARU/XOGURI/VOURBON!>check when the vast majority of these changes were implemented in jp>first anniversary>check how long the trio were the meta-defining super umas>for the first like 3 full years
Winning is always nice but it's the best when you dominate the podium
>>545329719evolved skills, you get them from reaching stupidly easy conditions like have 600 guts at the end of career. as you can guess they're stronger and unique to each uma
>>545330084how good is she after the buffs, i want to try and run her as an ace for CM5
>>545329264>it's a cardboard>STANDing on businessDid you like that one, Torena-kun? I hope you were able to underSTAND that one
>>545330140I think it’s a Gangnam style dance
>>545329825For as much glazing uma stan has gotten the last 24 hours I'm surprised this buff doesn't get mentioned much.
>>545329825>1LB Falco>1LB City>No ShakurI almost cleated those too. Based JP bros telling us to never clear anything.
Aoharu guide doko
Super Creek?
>>545329573>nutollado banana honses really!?!?!?!
>>545330084My wife>she refused to be pulled
>>545330129>big ends
>>545329825Air Groove forever banished.
>>545330178it's a stamina recovery that ALSO debuffs>>545330285you're welcome broAnyone that cleats anything before MLB is genuinely bricking their account.
>He oinked on the Nice Nature banner?>Deploy the balance changes.
>Triple S
>>545330194It was more like 2 years really, you have to take into account the period the game existed before any of them were released.
>>545330336>will greatly increase if you hada late starti love cygames ngl
>Get like two 3* umas out of 200 pulls on main account>Have an old account i left on ice when i changed main accounts to a reroll>Log in once in a while for any days with free carats>do daily pulls for the half anni>fifth daily pull gave me Summer Spe
>>545330404>He rolled?>Doomp it.
Will you be able to pass down ooniger like any other green skill?
>>545329825>unironic air shakur gaslight
>>545330404I remember anons saying they're going to paypig for Christmas Oguri with a selector instead of pulling>>545329325In before this is real
how the fuck do you beat anyone who spends money on this game my horses have no chance against people with 500+ extra stats
Speaking of evolved skills, OG Maruzensky just got hers in JP. It’s pretty good too
>>545330285Honest if you cleat an SSR/SR card even if its memed on dogshit like shakur you deserve itThe cleat shop is even more lame than the friend point shop
>>545330603Theres a secret techniqueJust outlast them, paypigs will burnout sooner or later. Just look at the state of /umajp/
Why am I suddenly getting addicted to 1M career runs...
>>545329731man sure I'm glad cykagames got put in their place over this fiasco
>people glazed me because i cleated the worst SSR (welfare speed Golshi) in the game and nothing elseHeh, nothing personel kid.>>545330508You groundworks her,its like late start didnt happen at all. Gatekept also counts for groundworks.
Everyone here will goon to the next uma posted
>lost to a Tokai SHITO because double Nice Nature and Maru failed Swinging MaestroI HATE TOKAI TEIOI SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE HER
>>545330603Just get lucky idiot
Will this be good in the future?
>>545330129that was a beautiful race, thank you for sharing.
>>545330603knowkedge
>>545330767are you perhaps dark-skinned? could be repressed slave genes
>>545330756>Just look at the state of /umajp/The only reason that thread exists is cuz of a hyper meltydown of some indo turd that was angry over his grass team.
>>545330334erm bro... she was literally guaranteed after 200 pulls.
>>545330000You first
>>545330350>it's a stamina recovery that ALSO debuffsIt sounds like Neicha can terrorize Long races now lmao.
>>545330804Son of a bitch its gotta be her again
>>545330561for parent farming anything works as long as you reach target stats + skills to pass downit's why power cards are shit but really good for parent farming
>>545330129When Zenyatta comes to Umamusume
imagine losing your money on horse gambling of all things
>>545329340Daiwa's eyes are so pretty~
>>545330878Thank god I wasn't born indian
>think gold city is objectively pretty>somehow not all over her?????
>>545330140I'm not sure on the name but its the same dance Pennywise does in that one scene from It 2017
>>545330936it's only for mile races bro
>>545330563I intended to selector xoguriThen i intended to pull xoguri and selector seiun OR a SuzukaWell, that was the plan anyway.Guess im pulling xOguri and selecting Taiki then...
>>545330973Could be worseYou could have made a bet in Game 7 in World Series days ago
>>545331012>daiwaFAKE UMA ENJOYER SPOTTEDGUARDS SEIZE HIM
>>545330968why are people all of a sudden pretending to give a shit about american horse racing, it's a trash sport over there, no one cares about dirt tracks and the american horses are treated like shit.
>>545331093>miles
finally, i have an 8* stam parent to match my 8* power parents that i have
>>545330323She is the uma who is like a mother to me!
I've been going through the race mechanics and I'm confused about if velocity skills make an uma be immune to uphills. Take for example Oguri's Pulse which activates just before an uphill. According to race mechanics, an uma loses Target Speed when running uphill, the amount lost being reduced the higher the Power stat. If an uma is running above Target Speed, she will decelerate. However, there's this thing called Current Speed, which is the speed in which speed modifiers are immediately applied with no need to accelerate or decelerate. Say that Triumphant Pulse is the modifier in this case and Oguri then runs uphill, does she still slow down? Or does deceleration just not happen when modifiers are involved? I'm trying to prove someone wrong and I just need to understand mechanics better to make my argument
when is the next pick your own 3 star ticket I need my rice shower
Cheval has BREASTS
>>545331196To spite (You) in particular
>>545331196>>545331221I wonder who could be behind these posts...
I love how Maru's career is just getting hit by golden oldies, sleep deprived, golden oldies, shockingly curious, golden oldies, sleep deprived back to back to back
>>545330964anon the card is so dogshit nips still make fun of it to this dayborrow literally anything else that has spurt on
>>545330873The announcer didn't even realize what was happening. I saw in another video he was 30 lengths behind the front runner. Secretariat won Belmont Stakes by 31 lengths so that must make him the reverse Secretariat!
>>545331160Personally, I’ll have to selector Seiun Sky just to future proof any front runner spooks
>>545331252>someone have 2 8* stam parents>zero good pow parents>1 semi trash speed parent (ura)
Is BNW anon dead?
>>545331301Good thing he burned all his manboobs away during summer.
Here, current Japanese inherit list.
So when do we stop getting random moods on CM?
>>545331196I'm not pretendingGo fuck yourself
>>545331420>anime teioWhat changed?
Never give up Doto bros.
>>545331509When you make it to finals :)
>>545331372Same line of thought on me, you want a front,you need a seiun.
>>545331408
>>545331345Yeah the announcer had no idea, in fairness to him, I also completely missed how the horse got there on the first watch as well, and I was watching the race with the knowledge that the horse at the end was going to do something magical.
>>545331509>he doesn't know
>>545331420Is white skill tier list image that has a good formatThanks in advance Im already seeing youtubers shilling umastan yes them
>>545331420>ryanGoddamn, reallty? no way, that far into JP?Muscle girl supreme????
>>545331408LiesSlanderCheval will always be the one boyuma with BIG assets
>that moment you jizz
Stop posting male umas with zero sex appeal.
>>545331604YESSIR THATS WHAT WE LIKE TO SEEalso her valentines skin is a tier in actual non-gaslight tier lists
>>545331624whats wrong with some boy tiddies?
>>545331420nonstop breeding nishino flower once she releases! I thought she was strictly for pace though. She's top tier late also.
>>545331568Even in the face of Oguri Fat(s)
Is Dominator just not worth it? I built both Grass Wonder and Agnes Tachyon as my debuffers for this CM, and Agnes Tachyon also has Hesitant. But they don't seem to be slowing down anyone even when they both activate Dominator at roughly the same time. I was hoping Double Dominator could do something, but it doesn't seem to be too significant. I already got into A somehow, but still.
>>545331654Kingu...someone post the erotic sweaty kingu
Wait skills effects were changed?
>>545331756Dominator's made my Shuttle lose to an Ogurin at least twice. I feel like it hits pacers hardest.
>>545331756They need to activate in a good time not very late
Sirius Symboli has arrived
>>545330838yeah
Should I do a fan run?
>>545331756If you win by 1L or less, you got carried by dominator.
>>545331604Ryan's ult is fundamentally broken on end closers lmao
>>545331756dominator is good, double dominator is a meme. if you're making double debuffs might as well go nature + grass/tachyon
>>545331339i'd like for you to take a look at the cards avaliable that give it as an event hint and not as a skill hint.Sweep speed card has a random chance to give you a mood down and not a hint for it, while Shakur is guaranteed on the first event.Objectively speaking for farming it as a spark you will want to pretty much always use wit shakur for it. The next card is the SSR Hishi amazon and we will need to wait for a while for her to become avaliable.
>>545331756it's very significant but it's hard to watch back a race and realize how much a single skill mattered unless it's something like the first accel to hit in the right moment, or a homestretch velocity skill in a tight race, or maybe the moment your front overtakes another front.
My Oguri lost to a WITGAWD Oguri I'm so confused on why my Oguri is not performing well she also lost to an Oguri who had 270 wit maybe it was a mood thing?
>>545331890did your danchou send you nudes? thatll be your answer
>>545331420>Late>Ryan in SS>Fantasy Pasa in Bdostedt
>>545330663How exactly do evolved skills in general work, are they not a thing for us yet?
>>545331420>why is worthless Biwa in AO-oh...
do we like Sweep Tosho here
>>545331654>swelling, pump, then shootis this what it means to be first-rate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YamfXPGuRD8
How can Neicha hear anything I say when her ears are completely covered in tied up ribbons?
>>545330819Hate fuck her
>>545331654>reddit halo
>>545332000Biwa is the best!
>>545331987after your career you get the option if you want to evolve a skill or not. some of them changes requirements, like a medium/long skill becoming exclusively long, or getting new effects like concentration's evolve giving acceleration as well
>>545332037A first rate WHORE
>>545332032yada
>>545331832you slept on the biggest news drop since launch bwo https://umamusume.com/news/100040/
>SEA hoursI'm going to sleep.
>>545332152I've never had it happen so I'm guessing we don't have them yet
>>545331970could've just been bad luck, but she is a witlet
I WANT KITASAN!I WANT DIA-CHAN!I WANT SWEEP!I DON'T WANNA WAIT ANY LONGER!
>>545332041Fuck dude you got this in English?
>>545331756I'm running dominator Grass with double gold reds Nature and it's been going great
>>545331654>>545331757>>545332037Guh...
My pace team is doing better than my front team...
>>545332264yeah, we don't have them yet, maybe one day considering we get early QOL patches
When are we getting the better Teio?
>one 3/5 run yesterday>the other nine all went 2/5I-I'm not feeling to confident about getting into A tomorrow, bwos...
>>545331979I don't think they're supposed to do that
>>545331756I run two fronts with a dominator and it’s clutched a lot of wins for me. I’d say it’s pretty strong in general
>>545332401see, you have your answer then
>>545332390remember it's all luck just spin the slot machine
>>545332310Meant to post this one, mb
>>545332390It's fine bro, just remember that if you don't get in to A finals on day 3, you just have to grind up those Aoharu aces on day 4, easy peasy!
>>545332390>the other 7*
>>545332323Nasty. As your trainer King, I demand you take a shower as soon as you get back.
>>545331509Without moods, you are guaranteed to lose to whales so be thankful
I can only get one of SFV or Red Shift for my Oguri, which one should I get?
This always has the same horses or it gets updated with new releases?
>first time going 0/15 in a dayActually impressed, usually I'm able to luckshit at least one win. The price you pay for saving carats for 3 months
>>545332323I completely didnt realise this is that one suzukafag artist until just now lmao.https://x.com/NingenGokko24
>>545332390Train harder
>>545331984Elaborate
>>545332323>>545332701I'll give her a nice tongue bath.
>>545332752fixed pool, you hurt only yourself slacking on it.
>>545332770
>>545332717I like shooting more but I don't know if it is better
since we are ACCELERATING, if cygames let you roll on a paid banner to get a JP server uma, how many people would choose meta above their fave?
>>545332717>get one of SFV or Red ShiftRed Shift, but you're kind of fucked without both. You should at least make a parent that has a grandparent with 3* Shooting.
>>545332717redshift requires 1 to 5, sfv requires 3 to 5
>>545332770That's me every CM.RNG
>>545332717whichever procs first, you want acceleration early on
NICE NATIE
>>545332924I'll pick Gentil in a heartbeat. I don't even know her kit
>>545332924i already have my faves OR i have the 30k saved up for the one im waiting on (akebono) or they are far away (valentine ryan/ines fujin/pokke) and i can save, so i WILL be metaslaving if theres a selector
>>545331568she is indeed saving me when the others job
>Taurus and Gemini I got meh winrate but won the finals>Cancer I got high winrate but lost the finals>I'm getting good winrates in Leo nowShould I be concerned?
why are late surger gold skills like >increase acceleration by 1000.0 for 80 seconds while end closer gold skills are like>increase field of view by 0.01 for 3 seconds
>>545333054Good job, Caliguma!
>>545332821They're both late surger acceleration skills, but I just double checked gametora and Fantasy Pasa seems to have tighter activation requirements (7th or below in CM compared to Pump Iron's 6th or below, as well as being only on the final corner specifically)
Thoughts on grays?
>>545333163>SmellyMaru>Oguri Shatyike
>>545333194Late surgers don't have straight spurt
>>545333054She's only supposed to get 3rd. You fucked up.
I knew not using the tix early on was the right choice
I know that not everyone has the cards needed to make strong umas and all, but come on, some of these umas are just plain BAAD.
My brain always reads this as Minecraft.
>>545332924I'd pick Fenomeno
https://youtu.be/m20ZwqRa2rUBros, something is off about the promo for the next season...
>>545332784holy mother of based, that suzukafag knows what's up
what's the daily quota for an A rank club
So now I can farm groundwork spark? or must be from a hint
>>545332924>roll on paid>pickHuh?
>>545333194late surgers are gambling against the game
Are all A and A+ clubs already full?
>>545332924I already have my Oshi in JP with max star unlockI'd pick Gentildonna or Orfevre to rape in chanmi and use the carats from first place to max star my Oshi
>>545332924I would 100% go for Transcent.
>>545333357This is the average uma that still somehow beats all of mine.
545333323Shut up you created a new account here's your (You).
So balance changes won't be live for the current CM finals, but the new scenario Unity Cup will be right? And we should re-train aces using the new scenario?
Have you thanked this fatass for carrying your ass in champ meet?
>>545330323I need her to breastfeed me while jacking me off
>>545333357Thanks for not posting my name.
>>545333715I will not betray the aces that got to the finals
>>545333605>Transcent.END.
SEKAI SAIKYOU WA
Enjoy these two races that made me shit myselfhttps://files.catbox.moe/x8o5b2.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/osx1p2.mp4
>>545333408The Uma X KF collab was ahead of it's time..
>>545333718My Ogui is in dirt TT jail. It feels wrong making a medium Oguri that isn't on my trials team so I haven't made one yet.
>>545333715>So balance changes won't be live for the current CM finals, but the new scenario Unity Cup will be right?Yes>And we should re-train aces using the new scenario?If you want to retrain your Umas for the finals, you can. But for future CMs (until the next scenario arrives) will be done using Unity
/uma/bros, very important question please help Is there are good trainer x uma erotic fanfiction
>>545332924i would go with dream journey or gentildonna easily
>>545333718My Oguri is jobbing hard as fuck, I assume it's because she's a witlet. I've got the SFV/Red Shift/2x gold recoveries
>If you want to properly abuse dueling, you need 1100+ guts
>>545331420>Late gets the 4th exodia card in a month, with the last piece of the forbidden one right after first anniLatebros, we're peaking soon
>>545334005>Late S??
>>545333054you're the guy I beat yesterday in my first race of the day
>>545329771like everyone else she still falls in love with (You)
>>545334005Powerlet
>>545333959Got it. Thanks.
>>545333357>my 1200 speed 900 stamina 3 gold recovery ace lost to this
>>545334005That's just canon Oguri.
>>545333718Yes I thanked this melty for carrying me
>>545334005Then run her late surger if you don't have enough wit. S affinity helps a lot with positioning
>>545334068I can't control the random grandparent sparks from my borrows.
>>545334147>900 3 gold recoveruhhh?
>>545333718I hate Obuhi Crap.
>>545334046gutsmaxxing will be probably viable for sprint/mileI saw someone get 1200/400/800/1200/1200 just spamming guts+wit with 5x guts 1xwit 18* speed
>>545332924I’d instantly redeem my cute keiba onna
>>545334257I ran into one of those. It was definitely a team trials sprinter
>>545333595I think so bwo, you might be fucked until next month, maybe try in /v/ they have a couple of As and A+
>>545331420I thought big nigers killed fronts bros... why is JP still using them?
queue right now for free wins
>>545334257Frankenstein creations
>>545334224Why are you borrowing someone with a style pink bwo... you can borrow utterly cracked 9* meds, you don't have to put up with that.
>>545334257what's her plan?
>>545332292>Kitasan>Cant use Kitasan card>Sweep>Cant use Sweep card
>>545334110>digitan loses to trainer cockany umas that dont?
>>545333718I don't even have OguriGrass Wonder is carrying my current CM team
>>545332924I would shamelessly use it on Donna because my fave comes out much sooner and her udders are massive.
>>545334418>Teio can't use her own new gigabullshit card
>>545333718thx you fat ass for block paces and late
>>545333595Hopefully ours will have some spots if our FUCKING danchoe will wake up and kick the flatliners already.
>>545332770>Opening round >0/15I think you are doing something fundamentally wrong with the skills you choose for your uma.
>>545333863How are your aces doing?
>>545334512that can't be real, i refuse to believe it, any looks of her in the recently released outfit we just got?
>>545334393Shut up fatass
>>545334418You can cope without Sweep, but Kitasan is only for whales.
>Nature's stam kill my Seiun Sky>she blocks all of their lates and paces while dyingHOLY KEK
>>545334664Donna's donnas are that big. The breast in show.
>>545334709>shit that never happened
>>545332924Instantly rolling on my wife Daiwa Scarlet's alternate
>>545333967There's tons of them at pixiv bro just look around.
>>545334418everyone will have better cards than sweep by the time sweep is out, we're all gonna make it!
>>545334570nta but I'll just wait if a slot opens up and hopefully can join. I think I was too late already and all A above clubs are full. B+ too.
>>545334782>>54533466495B bros, she is massive
>>545334512>>545334782You may not like it but this is what peak umamusume looks like
>>545334790>retardgod thinks he's immune to brocking until the patch
>>545333851i should do more runs with El, my dirt team is falling
>>545334695Kitasan is f2p card though if you rerolled
marvelous has super powers??
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Sweep Tosho. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Sweep Tosho as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go an hour without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.
>the patch will kill this kind of kino
>>545332924I would immediately and shamelessly grab Still In Love and get 100M fans as soon as possible. The whole world needs to hear about our love
>>545335149Well the new patch will bring the wall of dying big nigers
>>545335153She's very meta too
>>545335149>Teio blocking a PIGGY OINK OINK from winning
>>545335149Really? How?
>>545335149lane movement is better, but your uma still has to pass the witcheck and decide for herself
>>545334887Got any recommendations?
>>545335278>golshi in tracen uniform>piggy
>>545335278>piggy oink oink>not even a 3 star golshinah, just a shitter
>>545335278>PIGGY>welfare level 2 gold shipkek
>>545335303changing lanes gives you bonus acceleration and target speed
>>545334445Meisho Doto is the only irl horse I like seeing posted, because he's a silly goof
Enough pigs post dogs
>>545334445
Hate doing Ryan parent runsHer unique is hard to pull off when there are so many horses in the races and she jobs on races she has plenty stats to win
So uh...What happens now...Do I still roll on Rice/Riko?
>>545335278You can tell it's pinoy hours because of posts like these over a 2 star gold ship
>>545335110He is talking about the uma, derpgod. How are you gonna run Kitasan without being able to use her card? You need at least MLB Biko, Fukukitaru, NTR to replace it, an I mean the three of them since Kitasan is way better.
>>545335595>still rollnever was the plan bro
>>545335595i think yes, since riko will be buffed from the start like KR, but im not sure
>>545335278Can you even be more non-white thirdie than this post?
>>545335595Same as before. If you have kitasan LB3/MLB you can pull on Rice Riko (even just for the SRs), otherwise you save for kitasan black rerun.
>>545331940or i can just bring hishiama power card and get it off of that.
>>545335691I think people should still pull for Red Kitasan, but thats still far away
>>545335731I only have LB2 Kita...
Anyone else think Eishin Flash reminds them of Lilly from KS? Just me?...Maybe I need to reread that, it's been a decade
>>545335595my SRs are awful and i have LB2 kita so i'm just going to roll
>>545335149>Teio, come on, move!>Outta the way, Teio!>Teio, is this really how you want to win the title of "Undefeated Triple Crown Champion"? Not by running, but by blocking others from winning?>Teio if you don't move you're going to be a Cripple Crown champion instead of a Triple Crown winner
Is this skill still bad even after the patch?
>>545335278understand the meme before posting
>>545335780Sure anon, you have the wonderful option of choosing to torture yourself with hint fishing.
>>545335834I don't see it
>>545335838>Cripple Crown
>>545335797By then we have Tachyon no?
I thought Oguri was boring and only used the ticket on her for meta, but lately she's been really growing on me. Her stupid face when she wins a race in CM is really cute.
it sure seems to me like Taikibros won and won BIGLY in the upcoming patch
>>545329825still don't regret cleating a copy of Air Shakur. If I only need the one for the event and its just for parent farming, then I'm still good. Won't stop me from cleating other copies if I get her again either.
>>545334592Probably, I didn't have time at all to prepare for this CM so I said fuck it and threw a couple shitty debuffers and a Teio out. She's gotten top 3 almost 50% of the time but there's always one better
>>545335946
>>545335278teiofags IN SHAMBLES
>>545335820>I only have LB2 Kita...either use the ticket for LB3 to pull on Riko, or wait until kitasan rerun, saving the ticket + crystal for someone else up to you both are fine honestly but i'd personally lean more on saving for kitasan rerun
rate day 2 of CM4
>>545336147I just started but I'm 3/3. Eishin Flash won 1 :D
>>545329825My time has come
>>545335338Maybehttps://www.pixiv.net/novel/show.php?id=23791277https://www.pixiv.net/novel/show.php?id=23191895https://www.pixiv.net/novel/show.php?id=23720259
>>545336147I wasn't expecting much but man, my umas suck ass.
>>545336007>Her stupid face when she wins a race in CM is really cute.I only enter CM to see her smile!
>>545335595It was always a hard skip
Opinion on this loooong spark? Should I maximize its star with tacyon event?
>>54533614715/20 but most of my wins this time are pretty dominant so I'm happier than yesterday
oguri CUTE
>>545336375no, and tachyon is a while away unless they specifically decide to pull her event far forward.
>>545336325Translate it weeaboos
>>54533614715/20 today, better than yesterday where i did 10/20
>>545336375tachyon event is happening in december 2026
>>545336234women
>>5453361476/10 doing my later runs in the evening. Either I get paired against auto selectors or cracked out aces.
>>545336041You have few hours to train with Unity Cup on 2nd day of round 2, just have fun.I myself brought 2 debuffers front killers + 1 Tachyon ace with murmur
>>545336375put her up as borrow i want to make last minute aces and your card seems perfect onegai
>>545336147One of the easiest round1 so far i guess people just kinda gave up
>>545336497>>545336569Yeah, and guts rework, oonige, etc etc isn't for months away. Oh wait.
>>545335149Will it kill this?
>still random mood in CMnice game umatards
>>545336147can't wait for Mile CM / 10
Oguri is carrying me so hard, I think I should just run 2 dominators instead of Pasa and Ryan.
>>545336636Here you go825428981052
Um bros? Havent seen a debuffer mayano once in 2 days... you didnt lie to me did you...
>>545336762It shouldn't, that Teio gassed out.
>>545336147Haven't run yet. I'm training non meta umas for testing since I'm already in Group A anyway
>>545336768>still gambling in a gambling gamewhoa
>>545336768random mood never goes away bro
>>545336862How about this?
>>545335903You don't need to pay some guy on Patreon to tell you hint fishing is preferable over many runs vs event hints. I say this as someone who used SSR Suzuka for left-handed. Plus in Aoharu you want to click on explosions which are just skill hints for support cards.
>>545335278god youre so funny let me fuc kyou
You look tired Trainer.Are you seeing things?
Do I need Riko if I have MLB SSR Tazuna?
>>545336856I've seen at least wedding top guns just today w/ that skill.
>>545337064all ningen are gaslights, Tazuna's era is about to end.
this is your childhood friend
>>545337142Do I get childhood friend friendly sex?
>>545337142I haven't seen my childhood friends in 20 years.
>>545337142i'd hit like my life depended on it
what do you mean i met curren chan when she was younger?
turns out having a debuffer can be good
>>545337142thighsex
>>545337064some JPfriends has experimented with running both, I don't really understand if it's better or worse but I like rolling just to have more options f2ps definitely should skip however unless they have kitasan already
>>545337060maybe im forgeting something very important
>>545335534>>545337142Fucking LOVE CFs!
>>545336768random mood is a double edged sword bwoit gives you a chance against piggies
Weren't we supposed to at some point get free 10 rolls for supports?
Haha imagine being dommed by a woman shorter than you
>>545337142So who did i meet first then.Curren or Her?
>>545337305>a
>>545337060
>>545337363Chiyo Chiyo Chiyo Chiyono O
>>545337142No it's not
>>545337394That's on the 6th when Riko/Rice + Aoharunity lands
>>545336856I used her today, will test out more later
>>545337502yes, my maya is a good girl and not stinky like natty
>>545331756I find Nice Nature's stam debuff way more useful for now, will probably switch to dominator in round 2
>>545337529Holy shit that is one fast doggo with lots of stam!
Why am I consistently getting fucked by Oguris not even proccing SFV?
>>545337363what is CF
>>545337576Oh alright.
>>545337529>900 wit is the modern JP witlet
any clubs still recruiting? I can do 2m/day
>>545337529That’s a BIG dog
>>545335903aoharu flame bursting a decent power card for the entire run > using shit wit card for a single event. yeah, i'll decide.
>>545337339I have MLB Kitasan and Tazuna. My borrow is usually Creek (1LB i got luck?spooked by tazunas). I'm not sure if Riko was supposed to replace Tazuna or not. No guides ever show a Pal card in their recommendations as it is. In a week I'll have to find a spot for MLB Urara too
>>545337715i think /uma/club would like to have you but i don't know if they are full or not
>roll uma bait banner>summer spechudI ALREADY HAVE HER GAME, OF ALL FUCKING 3* YOU GAVE ME A DUPE I DON'T EVEN USEI can't be too mad because she's still good and this is basically a free 4*
>>545337674>Pulling meaning out of context? What is that?
>>545336856my mayano just finished 2ndeverybody else gassed out because they had like 600 stam
>>545336856building debuffer Mayano is a crime! Why would you subject her to losing?
Hear me out Sex with Super Creek…and her trainer
>>545337928But that's....me
front runners tongue my anus
>>545336856There's no reason to build her solely as a debuffer
>>545336781post your oguri
>>545337529>WIT was the stat replaced by GutsSSR NN bros... not like this
>>545337060that one doujin where machan and her trainer are gradually fading from existence is probably the most I've ever been emotionally moved by a work of fanfiction
Assuming all else stayed the same but you now live in the Uma world and https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_Characters became your childhood friend how would your life be any different?
>>545337060>>545338118Literally who
>>545337529>1 of every card:^)?
so how good are skills like dodging danger etc now?
You DID finish your missions right anon?
Big winners>Suzuka>Taishin >Taiki>Gold CityBig losers>Smaru>Seiun SkyIs that about it?
>>545337654based mayachichad
>>545338272no
>run 2 dominator hybrid late surgers>they win just as much as the oguri ace>usually so far forward in late race dominator doesn't even activate
>>545337997My Pasa has Medium S and SFV + Red Shift, but she's nowhere near Oguri
>>545338272there's over a month bwo what's the rush
>>545338272yes
>>545336856I gave mine proper Pace Chasers skills + Murmur to complement my Nice Neigha.
>>545338328post your late surgers
>>545338230good after the 11th
>>545338159I would probably have taken sports seriously because I dont want to lose to her (0 wins)
>>545338316I love my wife
This should have been me until Summer Hag Support. Fuck you CyNIGGERS!!!
>>545338159>Hishi Amazon Future wife
>>545338159>Air GrooveNo thanks, I've dated a chick with depressive episoes before
>>545338159Who the fuck is this?
>>545338573>depressive episoesthose are the easiest to manipulate
>>545338159More lonely
>>545338159>Seiun SkyYeah I would've gotten along with her. Probably would gotten more into fishing
>>545338159>almond eyei know nothing of this honse
>>545338560>BUHIE BUHIE BUHIECyjews are based for squeezing the money out of these paypig retards to prolong the games life for another 10 years
>>545338159what the fuck.
>>545338159>Still in Loveall my romantic pursuits would mysteriously fall apart and she'd keep bringing up that pact we made as kids to get married at 30 if we were both single
*rapes you*
>>545338397guess i need more power and actually snag S
>>545338625Yes but they're also giant fucking downers that constantly bring down the mood in the room. At some point you become Tupac in this pic.
>>545338159>wonder acutei'm basically an old man with hobbies like cooking, gardening and fucking doing puzzles every sunday, i guess we'd get along but i'm more of a loner so i'd probablu push her away anyways
>>545338735
Why is Cygames like this?
Oguri lose another race and it's going in your butt
>>545338729Oh they're gonna prolong something I love for 10 more years? They better take half my income so they can prolong it even further
Did Cygames fuck something up with the update? I'm getting constant sleep deprived events, three runs today and I've gotten one with 5, one with 6, and the one I'm doing now I've gotten 4 and I'm not even done with year 1 yet
>>545338841DOUBLEHOPELESS
>>545338159https://umamusu.wiki/Duramenteduramente more like pregunante
>FREE FREE FREE FREEEEEEEEEE>IS THAT… A LEVEL 25 SR CARD?????? OH NO NO NO NO HE’S F2P HE’S FREE>FREE RUNNER>CARRAT CHASER>BANK CLOSER>CLICK CLICK CLICK>CLICK HE IS A DAILY LOGIN WARRIOR>CLICK CLICK CLICK>SPAMMING TEAM TRIALS FOR GEMS FREEEEE BOY>CLICK CLICK CLICK HE IS A QUEST FARMER>CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK>FREELORD CLICK CLICK CLICK>NEW UMA??? CAN'T PULL, BUT I'LL CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK THE STORY FOR GEMS>HE DIDN’T SPEND??? HE DIDN’T SPEND CLICK CLICK FREEEEE>HE SAVED EVERY SINGLE GEM FOR SIX MONTHS JUST TO GET LB1 LOL CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK >BROKEMAN CLICKER CLICKER HE HAS NO MONEY>OH NO NO NO NO FREEMELTY FREEMELTY BROKEMELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY KEKYPOW>CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK >CLICK CLICK CLICK MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY MELTY
>>545338883Update isn't until the 11th, they simply announced it now.
I'm meeting a lot more shitters compared to yesterday, I'm talking B umas in graded league. I wonder why
>>545338878Any more would be Umamusume 2
I'm out of the loop, so the balance update is coming out earlier than JP and it's throwing off the meta to the point of banners being skippable?
>>545338841she's a powerlet, plain and simple
>>545339004It's mostly just the year 1 updates early, it doesn't change all that much, the "must pull" banners are still such because those bitches stay meta until like year 3
>>545339004Banners are not skippableMore skills are becoming useful there you want to be a specialist
>>545339004>and it's throwing off the meta to the point of banners being skippable?it means you can't follow your favorite youtuber's opinion anymore. now you'll have to think for yourself if a banner is skippable.
>>545338159I'd probably be a couple pounds heavier...
Game fucking sucks. I pitied 200 on S.Maru only for her to be a blocker for my f2p Oguri to win
>>545338940I don't want to remember
why the FUCK is haru urara in tracenmarch couldn't even make it in
I'm not doing anymore career runs until the update next week
>>545339146Are you one of those people playing 1 front 1 pace
>>545339164Ears shouldn't be erotic
I WANT TO ROLL FOR RIKO NOWFUCK
>>545338841I had this Oguri career blow up because she got the slacker random event, sleep deprived with an instant mood down follow-up and failed to place well enough in Hopeful or Asahi to hit 3000.
>>545339164ear fondling
>>545339164Trainer dont fall to her wiles...Be responsible and insist on using protection it on until atleast after marriage.
>>545339164Ear condoms are erotic
>>545339216Oguri was scouted by Rudolf herself. March didn't bother applying for Central because she lost way too hard to Oguri.
>>545339230You'll be sent to D rank Clover if I see you slacking
>>545339143an akebono childhood friend doesnt sound so bad
>>545339441I want Manhattan Cafe to brew me a pourover coffee using her freshly worn panties as a filter.
>>545339216urara is a nepo baby
>>545338159I would be giga-shredded by now.
>>545338159im vodka
>>545339164Ear socks off, real socks on
>>545339460AIEEEEEE anything but that!
how do you guys cope to not compulsively roll and waste carrats? fent?
WHY IS SHE LIKE THISSHE IS ALWAYS THE WORST PERFORMER IN CAREER
>>545339613Run FrontWhen will you learn?
>>545339561based trainer
>>545338593lucky lilac, orfevre daughter
>>545338883They upwardly adjusted the negative effect rates and random mood down rates a few days ago so that they can revert them to normal and seem like they really improved things. Choco-rations are going up 25% next update, comrade.
I got my first 5/5 ever as a F2P+ and 0LB Kitasan holderThis CM is easy
>>545339610We have 4 years of knowledge.Just pick cards and favorite umas you like.If you invest in stocks you can discipline yourself holding for decades.https://kamigame.jp/umamusume/page/146166686402230480.html
>>545339610I remind myself each run is 20-30 minutes long and logout after doing all other dailies.
>>545338940>CLICKETY CLACK THIS MAN'S SAVINGS ARE THAT OF A BLACK'S
>>545338593That’s Orfevre’s daughter lucky lilac
>>545339792Come back tomorrow and let's see
>>545338593Almond Eye's designated punching bag
I just ordered a Jungle Pocket fig
>>545338593Reimu Hakurei
>>545339961never let the succubus come inside
>>545338836>i'm basically an old man with hobbies like cooking, gardening and fucking doing puzzles every sundayYou’re a perfect match then, oji-san!
>>545339961WHORE
>>545339645What strat does NTR run? I'm guessing all these protagonist types either run front because that's what heros do or end for the comeback drama
>>545338902>>545339016>>545339369And it was a borrow run too bros...
>>545338159As much as I'd like to say wife, I feel like we'd have more likely spiralled into an upward spiral of constantly pushing eachother's art/hobbys up in support and end up besties. So I'd probably be way further along on art hobbys/career cuss wouldve taken the plunge sooner. Was pleasant surprised on the random. I'd also probably carry an umbrella and medkit around daily out of habit.
>>545340043CUTE GRANNY!>>545338836Most likable anon ITT
>>545337510Sumata with Machan...
>>545339610i remember my favorites are still coming
>>545340034I mean you are gonna be the one cumming inside so that won't be an issue.
any B+/A clubs open?
Oguri is so easy to pace chaser through her career, but Pasa is just impossible.
>>545339954tribute?
>>545339860I win
>>545339610that's easy, anon. I remember the 3% 3*/SSR drop rate, remember that I'm f2p, and remember that I can only spark a few banners per year. So I save until a banner comes around that will either a) really help me out (eg Kitasan rerun, have 0lb Kita), or b) give me an uma I really, really want (eg sparking all-uma banner so I can finally get Marusexy).
>>545340204Anon Oguri and El are equals in terms of career difficulty.
Should I become an uma streamer and youtuber? I have 154% winrate
>>545339610i roll compulsively on good card banners, like the creek one, but since these banners come in like months gap i can have at least one spark or almost that
Remember that umas don't want trainers that are used goods
>>545337671We warned you about Oguri bro
>>545340345But if don't go Front with Pasa, I'll just struggle with 2nd and 3rd places... that's my point
>>545338159uhmmm.......I think everyone can imagine what would happen in this case, anonthis would be my dream made flesh
>>545340371create a channel with that oguri image and gaslight everyone
>>545340508Usually I drop that strat after hopeless, the rest are easy to deal with
>>545340034It's useless, she can tell you're alone
>>545340426This is what a double SS tier breeding uma looks like.
>>545330138You can do it with SRs
>>545338159im in danger...
>game is acceleratingwhen will we get career skips?
>>545338159>Daiwa ScarletI now acquire a childhood tsundere friend who I'd cheer on to be my #1
I'm not a fan of Teio.
>>545340634almost the same deck as me, you used it on ryan?
>>545338159I'm french?
>>545338159>Tanino GimletLiterally who?
Pokke is sexy, cute, and submissive in bed
>>545340740
>>545340617Exactly what I do with my umas, except for Pasa, I'm doing parent runs with her for a while and I can't go pace chaser if I want G1 wins. Go figure
>>545340634>missed out on the Spe cardMy account is bricked...
>>545340801
>>545340837I have sweets for you Makween.
>>545340792LEMEME MY GOAT
>>545340806>submissive in beddropped, literally the worst
>>545340839I feel like I need to eat 1-2 loss during g1 farming, theres only a very few times where I got a perfect run
My 2+* ticket was Mayano Top Gun dupe fs. I can get my 3* ticket tomorrow and I'm pretty happy because I already know it's going to be Silence Suzuka.Who did you lads end up with?
>>545340867What the...
>>545340670Congrats, Kakehashi-kun!
>>545340806>submissive Lies. She always tops and marks you every night
>>545338272bwo..............
Spe wife
>>545338159She'd be lazing around in my room all day, so I'm sure I'd be happier.
>>545340839>except for Pasa, I'm doing parent runs with her for a while and I can't go pace chaser if I want G1 wins. Go figure???I just ran 19 races with Pace Chaser Pasa topping out at 700/600/600 and won 17 of them.
>>545340792>>545340931Wrong jockey, you’re actually Italian (Mirco Demuro)
>you fail a 5% trainingDoto rape.
>>545340806she was submissive only the first time, after that she's a nympho
Gold City marked me
>>545341149I'M MARIO???
>>545338159>Daiwa ScarletI guess were doing the tsundere routine
>>545341080We have a month to go, imagine if we fail to get those haha...
QUEUE NOW FREE WINS!!
>>545338159Shes okay I guess
>>545341106Spe love and sex
>>545341229MAMMA MIA
>>545341106cute
Nobody actually likes spechud
>>545340959I only get easy perfect careers with a natural front like Maru or Daiwa since they can deal with the lack of stamina with their accel. My Pasa just lost Kikka Sho and got 2nd, and I know this was due stamina problems lol>>545341146I don't know why, my Pasa just loses if she goes pace, this happens every time
>>545341237>Goldshi doesn't have her outfit>after we had Goldshi week and her Legend race
Nothing feels better than seeing a whale in your lobby so you skip the race but you won instead
>>545338275Rice won too
>>545341237>poorfag uniforms
>>545341503kek
>>545341293>t. Spe's mom
>>545340801Renowned fence breaker, Vodka's dad, and one of the best singing voices in the game.https://youtu.be/o8geNOv5lik?si=q6fjU9uy4OiCXBSD
>>545341451Do you ever give your Pasa an accel skill? The shit one I showed earlier had Kiss For Courage and basically always procc'd Plancha thanks to it.
I WILL get this shitty club full of flat liners and dirt shoe requesters back to B+.
>>545341591special weeks mom asking about grandchildren the entire time trainer is visiting hokkaido with her daughter...
>>545341209>fanart and memes make gold city appear to be a jealous and possessive gf>play through her story and there's like... 1 event where she wants you to stay and watch her photoshootI've been tricked
>>545341653Jesus Christ who impregnated you Nice Nature? You can't even get third place like this.
>>545338159>chronoI don’t wanna be indoctrinated into gambling at such a young age nyooooo
>>545338272almost there, will probably finish still this week
>>545341708My oshi
How viable will Suzuka be on Virgo? Is big nige legit?
>>545341726What's this website name again?
she only won 2 races today, what happened?
>>545341451I sometimes job to these mile races and tennoshoI really hate her potential unlike Oguri when she has gourmand incase maestro doesnt show up
My average graded league opponent
>>545341229Yes and Neo is gonna give you a brainjob
>>545338159hell yeah. I'd probably fall into the deep end of otakuism and sperg about Umas, but at least it can sorta be socially acceptableish considering it's not all that different from being a huge sports fan.
How do i build a horse that just fucks over golshi im sick of seeing this retard
AIEEE
>>545341764successfully tricked
>>545338159I would drink beers with her while she nags about her wife while playing cards.
>parent farming>0 3* sparks>random ass career for fun>3* powerfuck did I waste my luck
>>545341910Fraud charges?
>15/20>Spe starts jobbing all matches today>Brian loses because shitty 400 stam fronts give the other good front a boost and die too early so my Brian can't proc shooting/unique in time
No Uma would date you fucking losers shut the fuck up.
>>545341815You’re already playing a gacha game about cute hors girls… it’s already over for you anon…
If I want to roll scamcha, wouldn't it be better to roll on the head start one from the game launch if I still have it since the pool is smaller so I have better odds of hitting something good?
>>545338159>DuramenteWho bitch this is?Genuinely though, who the fuck is this and why does she look so normal compared to all the other umas I've seen?
>>545341950Now thats a f2p king
>>545342070This damn girl.
I've become the 90% WR dude
>>545342206Speak for yourself.Your attitude belies an ugly personality and an unpleasant appearance, you could be reborn a thousand times and nobody would ever love you.
>>545342206Fuck off Aoi
>>545341764>>545342070>fanart and memes make gold city appear to be a jealous and possessive gfi dont play gold city but i thought that was because she has a mood down event where she gets pissy after she sees you talking/hanging out with another girl or something?atleast i think some anon said that once or i had a very vivid fever dream about it...
>>545342206>
Is it possible for races to ever finish in a dead heat or will the game always disambiguate a winner by a nose?
Cygames please let us skip careers already thank you
>>545342206
What is her problem?
>>545341715No, I'm using Rice and Teio as parent. I plan to use Pasa as a parent for Taiki. But interesting about SMaru, I do have her, maybe it could work. Thanks, anon>>545341925Miles and Longs are way harder to have a perfect record than mediums for sure, anon. This run I lost at the Asahi and Kikka Sho, all the mediums were easy even at Front D... in the end I got shit sparks though
>>545341764All of the anons that rolled her on release told you that she was a 2000s era tsundere. But yes, I do agree with you and wonder why she has a bunch of art like that.
>>545340089She is a Pace Chaser that can run Long and Medium distancesHer Christmas Version is quite strong and high up in the tiers
>>545342390you have to take in consideration that most anons here don't use the recreation button or they just skip the date events so they don't know that some of those stories are kinda interesting
NTR is shit and so is NTRfag.
FINALLY MY BOYWIFE FUJI HAS WON A RACE
>>545342121Every fucking time, and even on parent runs most of the 3* I got so far are on shitty runs where I lost many races...
So do i still want shooting on late surgers for next CM?
>>545342056Sometimes she just wins, not much we can do about it
>>545342917Fag.
>>545342662her trainer must be marked as hell
>>545342817Wait, people skip the first time events? Wtf?
>>545341764>>545342390>>545342691Also supplementary material thingPakatube has mini "drama cd" esque portions of daily lives of umasOne of them is Gold City complaining(humblebragging) about her totally-not-lovey-dovey days with her trainerWith Jordan being the punching bag who listens to her "complains"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xXFvLOoaVQThey really gotta translate this for global, shit just take fantranslations from leddit or facebook, they have those
>>545343003Rice wouldn't say this
Why is my debuffer winning
>>545342530No dead heats in game
>>545343149killed all the competition
>>545343063wow didn't know about this
>>545343149Added to the LIST
Why did they translate Christmas as holidays?
Is this good?
>>545334365They have an umamusume thread there?
>>545343003Rice would think this but not say it
>>545343346cyjews do this in all their translated games
>>545343063>complaining(humblebragging)do umas really?
>People are going to think I'm a soulless metafag instead of a sovlful yurifag after rolling for the better Agnesthis is bullshit
>>545343346global means global
>>545343346they're called cyjews for a reason
>>545343346
>>545343346bros i can't wait for HOLIDAYS OGURI
>>545342691>2000s era tsunderewhere's my 2000s alt/indie rock fangirl gf...
>>545343378>is this thing that's good actually good?no ura finale glue it
>>545343527グリム
>>545343534
>>545339961https://x.com/EmilWewaldi/status/1982810663140372980
>>545343003Rice VILLAIN would say this
>>545343149It's very odd. My debuffers won 3 races through round 1, I'm still not sure exactly how it happened.
>>545343378wtf dude
>>545343458they are half-woman so yes
>>545339610knowledge that without a guaranteed spark I can easily be fucked. I credit my Kita experience where I had to spark twice, literally calculating to the last day when club gibs would come out to give me my last ten roll and hunting every achievement because I had 0 kita come in the first 250 pulls. Got lucky enough to get 3LB in the end but pretty much scared me straight in never going for something unless I'm happy with just 1 spark and only that one spark on the worst luck possible. Also that brutal grind taught me the value of carats and how I should only use them when I think I'd get the most value out of them, whether it's waifus or meta, and so far I haven't rolled on any banner with carats since cause I've been looking to the future to plan out what I want.
>>545343153I suspected as much, I've seen some exact tied finishes.
How much do you have to spend to become a whaleI want to stash up on blubber
having red shift on my smaru is so fucking stupid she practically autowins even against other smarus just because of it
>>545343346Memories of the holidays sounds even more retarded especially when talking about childhoodsIf somebody says holidays when talking about his childhood I'm assuming Summer holidays
seeing all the gold ships getting fucked this cm is cathartic
>>545343672>reddit memes
>>545342390I cant find anything on it so it may have been a fever dream anon.Though looking at it now her christmas scene is pretty cute.
>>545343903I'm glad I took the time to inherit it
>>545343903The thing that makes it sound the most retarded is that there isn't a word for Christmas in Japanese, so she quite clearly just says Christmas. You can subtitle it differently all you want, but unless you are playing on mute you hear her say Christmas.
>>545343378I mean if this can get a few borrows a day that should take you places
>>545343534>we get Holidays Oguri>shorthanded to Hoguri
>>545337715How long can you wait? ウマオオオオ would love to have you but realistically might only be after the mid-month check if someone gets dropped.
>>545343970Me in the back
>>545343921look at that fucking bastard's smile
Naizuri on the leftPaizuri on the right
>>545344053hoguri plap...
>>545344123What is this, a Goldshi for ants?
>>545344053>Obuhi Cap>Hoguri Cap
>frustrated at lack of uncap on cards holding me back, CM going poorly>feel inspired, add a new top tier guest parent, try a run>everyone spread the fuck out in training, never more than 2>say fuck it and recreation, karaoke mood great>3 REDUNDANT MOOD UPS BEFORE DEBUT>first rest after debut race>SLEEP DEPRIVED, NIGHT OWL, MOOD DOWN, ANOTHER EVENT IMMEDIATELY WITH MOOD DOWN FOR TWO (2) MOOD DOWNS BACK TO BACKI HATE THIS FUCKING GAME I CAN'T STAND THIS SHIT ANYMORE
>>545343346>there's a chance cyjews give us Holidays Oguri and Holidays Hayahide
>>545344207HH!!!!!
>>545344180current isnt paizuri...
>>545344053>hogFAT FUCK
>>545344272Yeah, she's nonstop leglocking nakadashi.
>>545344204Just hold out for 7 days when they fix career bwo
Is Ryan the most mentally stable uma ever? I've never had mood down events with her ever, and she consistently gives me well rested
>>545344207>Holidays HayahideNEIGHA HEIL HITLER
which clubs are ngmi?
>>545340761Vodka. I got a decent Ryan parent training her so I switched off to other late surgers.
GIVING NIGES BACKSHOTS
>>545344373I've used her for CM3 and she was a disaster to train, at least 2 to 3 mood downs per career, and slacker.
>>545344373Idk I only ran her 3 times and I got my ace on the 3rd run
>>545343063How good is Gold City's uma story? I really enjoyed Curren Chan's but most of the others I read were mediocre
>>545344207HEIL HAYA
So is there a chance Cygames releases evolved skills early? So Christmas Oguri isn't a must pick anymore?
>>545344084The penis inspection...
i got kicked from my club, does it lose my fans if i’m no longer in it? also are club rankings determined by lifetime fans or monthly fans?
>>545344564Yes anon, skip Hoguri and tell me when you're queueing CMs
>>545344425
>>545344053Stop giving rage teio poster more ammo
>>545344643>does it lose my fans if i’m no longer in it?yes>determined by monthly fansthis
>>545344643You must have flatlined badly if you got kicked this early into the month
>>545344053Hoguri FAT
>>545344823checked quads
>>545344493it's ok, nothing amazing; and I say this as a gold city fucker. >I want to run so people to see me for more than just being a pretty model>fuck fuck fuck people only see me for being a pretty model no matter how hard I try. I'm going to quit running>*trainer fixes her*>I now accept that people will always see me as pretty and thats ok because I AM pretty. I will now be pretty and run.>also I want to fuck my trainer so I'm going to make him model with me so he can see how cool he looks to me
>>545342386I knew Suzuka was basedI didn't know she was THAT based
>>545340089The protagonist running style shifts between Pace or FrontRarely you'll get a Late Surger MC like Pokke
I WANT TO ROLL
>>545344643which club
>>545344958
>>545339610I've played Granblue Fantasy for 10 years.
What's the best use for this? Grandparent?
>>545344373And then she jobs half of her optional races for no apparent reason
Every Maru that has tried to only run 1 gold and Triple 7 or something has ate shit on the final straight and let my 2 gold Maru win. Thank god I didn't listen to anyone here
>>545344493I personally like it and the whole gold city trying to balance both her want of racing and her dedication to the modeling parts of her life.Her issue is more a personal mental situation she has to overcome rather than a physical one which i know quite a few people find less interesting but i was fine with it.I was kinda meh on her manager until the end where i decided she was fine.
>>545344958I see, that's actually better than most kekI heard later umas get better stories so I'll have to wait and see
>>545344643name and shame
>>545342386suzu wouldn't do any of this. She literally just wants to run. Fuck off trying to change her, you don't truly love her.
>>545345125jesus that's a good rollIf it's parent sparks are good, I'd use that everywhere
>>545344958>that one wife that picks all your clothes and spends atleast half an hour taking family photos on holidays.>>545345184They 100% do.Also some of the horses are significantly thirstier.
>>545345125I have been grinding for a pace parent like this, EXPLODE
>>545344876i got up to 100 million fans and then only played for dailies (failing oguri cap career) because i have shit to do irl and ain’t nobody got the time for this game>>545345075>>545345195it was some random sea club on the club page that i joined when i was new. it wasn’t even “competitive” when i joined, i just wanted a club that has people who trade shoes. its name is kofuku
>>545345184from what I hear Ardan is the first jump in quality
>>545338159I guess I'd have experience with wrangling a very overenthusiastic person from the get-go, which would be useful if I became a trainer. Would have a strong reason to get into an Uma-related career because of her.Also her bio makes her sound like some kind of animal child who grew up apart from humans..
>>545345108That is one toxic relationship umadacchi
>>545345293And they also get a little dumber
>>545333491next to nothing. A+ club is only 1m a day
>>545339610I buy carats compulsively
Isn't it kind of insulting to Eishin Flash to force her to avoid saying "Christmas" in the EN translation? Christmas season is a big deal in Germany. Christmas markets are a massive part of the culture. Flash obviously cares very deeply about Christmas in her holiday event. And yet because the translation team insists that the word "Christmas" is verboten (even though we hear the VAs say "Merry Christmas!" quite often), she has to be awkwardly translated around it, resulting in her talking about "the 25th". It actually seems kind of disrespectful, and does not fit tonally with the emphasis on her Germanness. And as aside, you could also say it's just a weird decision in general. The characters at Tracen are obviously celebrating Christmas, in the manner that they do in Japan these days, so to translate that out altogether when the rest of the game is happy to focus on other holidays Japan celebrates doesn't make a lot of sense.
>>545345184everything will change after the DIA update
>>545339610You get used to it after playing gacha games for a while and learning that impulse rolling results in nothing but sorrow
MUN MUN
>>545345506How else are they going to sell it to SEA Muslims
>>545339610The umas I really want are still far away
>>545345465oh no, she's in heat again
>>545345506yeah, it's stupid. "Holidays" = "Holy Days" = Christian religious festivals. So even translating it 'holidays' is dumb. Christmas is a 99% secular festival in Japan, and only slightly less so in the US. Wish the localizers weren't so retarded
>>545345623HIP HIP MUN
>>545344493>>545344958Towards the end I was basically just going I GET IT ALREADY SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT FANS LIKING YOU CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY JUST FUCKING RUN FOR YOURSELF and then she does
>>545339610If you don't roll meta cards(or don't roll at all), the whole game becomes a huge gamble without training wheels and that it fills the need to gamble
my beautiful Symboli Rudolf (Emperor) keeps winning my races in CM and she isn't even my ace thank you Luna-chan
Does anyone have a pic of that S rank gutsmaxxx Vodka?
>>545339610Just remember that each 10 rolls costs $20 each
>>545345662what did she mean by this?
>gold city is the most beautiful uma>has like zero lewdswtf
>>545339954I pre-ordered a Mambo rerun.
>>545339610>mfw I want all umas because I like the VN side of the game
>>545345806Actual insane person right here
>>545345506christmas = holidays is weirdly one of the OG 'wokeism's (do not start some flame war faggots idc). It's pretty much been around since before the movement of changing shit to not offend people yet even as the pendulum swings, somehow its stuck around. Christians can all go burn in the same hell as mudslimes for all I care, Christmas just has a nice ring to it. People need to stop being faggots.
She's just a tsundere. Haha yeah... Just a tsundere... Not an abusive trainee/gf.
>>545345732
>>545345732>>545345623she would never say that
>>545345245Well she wants to run and be with (you) so...
>>545345506Why do you faggots keep complaining about this shit here. Find out who the lead localiser is and sperg out at him and Cygames for a few months. That's the only way things change.
>>545339610I just don't give a shit about these garbage banners.
>>545345817I had a crazy rudolf match earlier. Nearly distanced everyone. Stars aligned type shit
Clover refugees rescue operation is still in effectplease take them in if you see one wandering around in the wild
>>545345934Man i fucking loved this sceneIts fantastic
>>545345934after reading this I think what that Nature schizo wrote would go better with City
>>545345245Just say you don't play the game tourist kun
>>545343534Holiday Eve Miracle Run would be fucking retarded. Hell even Holiday Miracle Run sounds stupid.
>>545346070We're trying to reach the cygames intern that lurks here and advertises carat packs every now and then
>>545345934My favorite thing about Gold City unfortunately fizzles out towards the end. And I think its relatively unique as not many umas have it - she has a temper. Would have loved for that to have stuck around, but the resolution is kinda that she chills out and acceptsLike sure other umas get angry or frustrated, but I don't know of any others that had that temper GC has
>>545345934I fucking hate this kind of tsun
>>545346123I'll take them... to the glue factory!
okay, but how does manhattan compare to gold city
>>545346236>christmas NTR ult is literally named after a christmas carolwhat are they gonna do about this one...
>>545346191Definitely. She fits that greentext down to a tee
>>545345934I want a teenage daughter so bad.
>>545346383Flat tits, long black hair, one ofthe best career stories. Cafe is clearly just superior.
>>545346383with cafe is her tulpa the one that attacks you
>>545346013Uh, kinda my point? She's not gonna be waiting at home for you with a meal, shes also not real affectionate type. Only a monster would try to cage Suzu.
>>545346308I like all tsunderes. It's like taming a wild beast
>>545346184It was so good. In tone it reminded me of this gem:https://mangadex.org/title/e8799d88-d2ac-4b7d-93cd-48afb025d147/desire-for-a-reply
>>545346242They don't care go spam it on X under every cygame tweet and make it a top comment and spam Cygames with e-mails. That's what works.
>>545334437taabo doesn't even know what sex is, and (You) are functionally married to neicha during her campaign anyways
Units in GBF are also called Holiday even though in japanese it's クリスマス, that was unfortunately just something that really was going to happen.
>>545346228You should be ashamed if you're not ESL because that entire diatribe is LITERALLY exactly what I said you stupid fucking faggot. SHE WANTS TO RUN. not play housewife to some mudslime (You)
>>545345934you literally stalk her and steal her phone, though.
>>545346474She returns to where she belongs naturally
>>545346191link to NN schizo post?
>>545346474>trying to cagebut the trainer is the one getting in the cage
>>545346308That's why I prefer Daiwa more
>>545345884she's for graceful art
>>545346619She dropped her phone. That's like saying someone who returns your phone to you after you left it is stealing.
>>545346619Anon you are returning her phone in that scene after she dropped it...
>>545346635I didn't save the pic
https://poal.me/xr45cbhttps://poal.me/xr45cbhttps://poal.me/xr45cb
>>545346583You spelled "whiner" wrong.
>>545345934That's why we call her a 2000s era tsundere as it was infamous for the stereotypical trope of shitty tsunderes that were more abusive than tsun.
>>545346631Suzuwife!
>anti suzutore postersFuck off back to /fgog/, you damn nuisance.
>>545346920
>abusivegold city never abuses you. after you become her trainer she teases and messes with you a bit but she's never actually angry or shitty with you.
>>545346920I like the heart shape they make with their tails
>>545338159what am I in for bros?
>>545346906Just ignore it, you can easily tell by its posting style
>>545346868I'm not masochistic or anything but I like the 2000s era tsundere. Also most of the MCs of that era deserved that shit
which umas got saved by the balance update?
>>545347014psychological abuse is still abuse
Gold Shitty is Abusive and mean, I prefer my bro.
>>545347142All of them
>>545338159>legitimately got Gold ShipI would be so fucked up.
>>545343873>Red Shift is an SS tier inherit for fronts on the JP list>it's actually true
>Gold City>Mentioned
>>545347316>>545347316>>545347316
>>545346583Opera O's ult can actually proc now?
>mudslime suzu headcanon postersYou don't understand the character. Go lay googoo, fags.I won't samefag reply
>>545346123please... tasukete....
>>545347045A lonely girl. Cherish her and never forget her no matter what.She's supposedly has one of most depressing careers in the game.
>>545347330I need this gremlin right now fuck accelerating system changes, let me play with the umas that are in the game already
>>545338159>Red DesireWe simp over Vodka and we watch shitty isekais. Not much has changed in my life with this inclusion.
>>545346920i lost the chance to find the sauce
>>545345394>Also her bio makes her sound like some kind of animal child who grew up apart from humans..That’s because the irl hors is known to absolutely adore humans too. It’s why the uma version is just a big dog essentially
