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HOLY FUCKING BASED OP
Yeah
ALL of you will goon to the next uma posted
nice.
CM status?
Just got a lobby with 3x golshi 3x oguri and 3x nature... it takes me back I lost but heh it was two Taurus veterans after all
>>5453149925/5 so far
I'm the only one with THH combo
>>545314858>>545314926NOOOOO I WANTED THE GRANNY
DANCHOKICK THE FLATLINERSWE'RE GETTING KEKED AGAINDANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>545314992Why is Spe sad?
>>545314858>>545314926On it boss
>>545314992lost a coinflip to an opponent maruzensky but at least this time it was in an early race rather than the 20th of the day
Metaslaves executed
I've gotten Lone Wolf to proc in 3 out of 8 races so far. Very nice
>>545315302>SMaru and DotoExcellent bait
I LOST BECAUSE OF THIS SHITWHAT THE FUCK
danchouuuu, i dont feel like farming fans but i don't know what to do with my daily borrows now...
>marked
Hey Drawfriend did you uh... Ever finish that Tachyon smut?
fuck guys, did i seriously miss the limit break crystal thing. I am fucking bricked
>>545315302post your individual uma win rates
DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOU
LONG TROPHY FINALLYTHE GODS BLESSED MY MATAFAKA
I think I like End Closers…
>>545315149I want to be raped by Pokke-chan.
One run a day keeps the Danchou away!
>>545315478What's the actual strategical difference between an end closer and a late surger anyway?
Did the balance changes affect your aces at all?
>Doing 3 borrow runs give 1.2m fansWhy aren't you in A+ club? Are you not using your borrows?
Entire run went to real shit after a failed 15% with triple rainbow speed in the middle of senior year. Lost like 4 turns right there trying to recover everything.Also my stamina training was only lvl2 because nothing landed on it ever. Am I supposed to just do it with 0 friends?>>545314671My parents have URA final spark. Thats one of the reasons why im fine with the 1* stam spark.
It's ok Anon, if you forget something, maybe it wasn't so important after all...
>>545315478Then you too will face the wall
>>545315480
>>545315593Because I'm not in a club...
>>545315647... go on
>Oguri Pulse allowed me to catch up to Seiun Sky ultKAIBUTSU
nice
If I can make it, so can you.
>>545315593and get kicked for not doing a career in 3 days? lmao
>>545315560not much, just what skills are available. that's really the only difference between any of the non-front strategies.
>>545315593haven't run any careers in weeks
>>545315593erm my taiki gets like 200k on an ace run THO
>>545315719My hyperaccelerator Golshi just beat a room of 4 front runners. I love this stupid game.
This might just be confirmation bias but I'm convinced that the parent you put in parent slot 1 has a better chance of having its sparks trigger during inspirationHas anyone else noticed this?
>>545315895>hyperacceleratorlike iron + red shift?
>>545315760I've run subpar, no Distance S, not speed capped teams like this in every CM so far and have made it to A finals every single time. I even won Cancer. Everything being said here is a gaslight to make you panic and quit the game of burnout.
This... is Tracen Academy.
>>545315895>hyperaccelerator GolshiDo explain the strats, please.
>>545315617>no repliesShe is forgotten...
Day 2 Round 1>5/5>5/5>5/5It's only shitters today. My Neicha and Tachy debuffers were getting 3rd and 4th place repeatedly.I'm not even going to bother with the paid entry, just going to let allow some of these shitters to make it to Round 2.
real talkwhy everyone wants to creampie, and make AGNES TACHYON a mother?like a legit mother?
>>545315478dont worry bro, just gotta wait 2 years and they'll rule the world
545316070>metatardI do not care.
>>545314765Blessed Acute thread
>>545315560>>545315836And desu you can include front in the explanation, too. Angling requires you to be in first, so only fronts can reliably use it.
>Red Shift into A&S after overtaking
>17/20>the 3 losses were to Oguri Cap
Is Xmas Oguri still a must pull after the update?
>>545316070yeah I've never gone 10/10 before, I wonder why today is so easy
>Maru didn't activate ANY recoveryAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What parent do I try to make today
>my oguri is so strong that she keeps getting into first too early and can't proc shooting for victory
>>545316260nipgod is going to address it in his next video
>>545316260nyes
Start a family!
>>545316260If your dick gets hard when you see her then yes otherwise no
>>545316260yes
>>545316260She won't be as dominating, but she's still relevant to this day in Japan so take that as you will.
Oh, ice cream! Ice cream! It's so fine!An ice cream plushie?! It shall be mine!The crane goes chomp, chomp! It swings but doesn't crumble!Have all the coins we fed it made it big with sturdy muscles?The super strong, invincible, ice cream. Yay!Don't squeeze your ice cream, don't be a fool,But plushies can be cuddled 'cause they're soft and so cool!(Don't lick them though! That's the golden rule!)Every ice cream's tasty, that's understood,Strawberry or orange, melon or grape.Either way, it's all so good, good, good..."Hehe, now I really want some ice cream! Let's go get some!"
If an uma gets +20% to Stamina, does that include any stamina increase from Power training?
i've decided to go all in on being a schizo. how can i set up notifcations for when the dot is blue? i wanna know when it's optimal to roll.
>>545316552yes
>>545316260wait before anniversary, if they implement pink skills in our first anniversary then xoguri is not a must pullshe'll still be good but wont dominate the meta in an opressive way
I'm not... marrying... a hag....
>>545316160You lost to me and my debuffer team LMAO >>545316271It's crazy how bad everyone is today, I had a guy with a Falco and Vodka he made for Cancer, they had 400 stamina eachAnd the few Summer Hags that showed up, died to the double dominator, hesitant frontrunners strategy
I don't care if there's a Christmas Oguri, I am spending ALL my carats on her.
>people are actually shilling their umas, victories are appearing to people in dreamsI know the feeling will wear off eventually but its so refreshing to hear people speculate on a fresh meta so much. So this is what it feels like when JP/KR/TW vets don't have their boot on your neck, lecturing you about how it's a solved game...
>>545316260We'll get evolved skills during first anni, making XOguri obsolete
>>545316001Every CM i have started prep as soon as the last one ended and every CM my team ends up being a bunch of umas i made in the first 5 days and everything else i painstakingly tism for the next 2 weeks is a disappointing wash.I'm starting to think that uma RNG has an invisible energy gauge for each girl and you can't run them more than a few times before you need to run someone else's campaign to give them a break.
I'm seeing some A+ umas nowwe need to leave
>>545316352
>lost two races because my 600 wit S Maru didn't proc anglingJust getting it out of the way before A finals, right?
Obey Your Master pits > Kitasan pits
>>545316675Yeah same here. Bot time is over.
NO CAP (as in peak)
Will it be worth running 0LB Smart Falcon for fronts now?
>someone is running a cow
>>545316675Yeppers. Casuals get CM out of the way asap. Evil whales wait a bit
>>545316260She's going to be one of the biggest rugpulls when pink skills go live right after.
>>545316675I went 16/20. 3 of the losses were literally the last 3 races I did.Get out now.
>>545316612she's 17 bwo
Directive from Akikawa! Go to your Trophy Room, hit the Filter button, sort by Total Obtained (Desc) and post the result in this thread.
>>545316789no, you use falcon for parents
>>545316260She’s strong because of the update so she becomes even more of a must pull.
>>545314765Nice Nature kings WW@
>>545316643i think ill get her maid outfithttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/s53-0bz4KRo
>>545316876
>>545316789She's for consistent parent runs, you still want better cards and gw sparks on the ace. Considering the old way was an R Air Groove pumping (at the time) worthless guts and agemasening you on her hint, its a massive upgrade lol.
>>545316876Guess who the fan farmers are.
Looking for a clubID: 646173924225A+ ideally
>>545314992I put my TT horses in and went 3-2 thanks to the most f2p ever lobbies
>up against thissend help
>>545316643Same, I even bought the whale packs....
>>545317012God damn, that's a versatile Seiun.
>>545315302>metaslaves executed>while using a meta unit
>>545315076I have thh combo and regularily lose to ones without gw or any midrace skills.
>>545317169this track is all uphill, you're probably getting powermogged
>>545317095I have every available graded trophy. I love Seiun Sky.
I hate this fucking game so fucking much
>>545317134Hey, eat your veggies
>Easily winning 3/5, 4/5 for 6 rounds>randomly lose all 5 in a round ruining my win rateSo fucking rigged. What a load of shit. Trash game.
im gonna get assaulted at dawn...
My man this was not open league
>>545315617She vanished...
>>545317073HOLY SHIT THANK YOU CAP AS IN PEAKsei beat the maru for angling but the maru still pulled ahead somehow
>>545316876A Ryan of all trades; a Ryan for all seasons.>>545317210Still working on that myself... it's a bit tough with some of them, but she can do it. With her trainer beside her, she can do anything.
>>545317275Maybe he's one of those guys who believes in throwing day 2 to get more casuals in the mix
>>545317257>Didn't read her career story
>>545317257but I want to sleep...
Oshibros can't compete with metaslaves...
>Block FalconWhat the FUCK bwo
>>545317393>>545317210This inspires me to do it for my uma
>>545317462What's a "block" in this game? How can you make a horse specifically to block others?
>>545317408i didshe essentially turns into trainers slightly naggy wife by the end
>>545317052sent an invite!
>>545317073My friend made this today. I wonder if she'll do as well or if the wits is really more valuable than the stam.More news at 11.
>>545317472oyakodon is a blessing
82.5% win rate yeppers
>Freak doesn't show up to give maestroWhy is this allowed
I am running Spe for this CM
>>545317476It's fun! Kind of. It gives me something to shoot for other than boring grinding for uncontrollable sparks or whatever, anyway.
>>545316142I want a Daiwa Scarlet daughter.
>Maru doesn't proc angling>still win anyways cause she has 850 power and proc'd straight skills on the spurt
>>545317640You didn't put on the diaper
>>545315302>He says while he himself is a meta slave with S. Maru, Ryan and DotoLove this bit, it ragebaits me everytime.
>2nd>2nd>2nd>3rd>2ndOh yeah, it's happening again
>>545317393You can do it, finally winning JBC sprint felt better than winning CM.>>545317476When MANT comes out, you get a title for that uma for your profile if you get every graded trophy on her. MANT doesn't have mandatory races, so you can grab the trophies there are currently scheduling conflicts for.
Last race just had my rudolf trigger her unique skill animation right after my other two umas crossed the finish line, didnt think that was posible
>My pump+sfv+redshift oguri eating the angling and scheming front runner every timeyou love to see it
>>545317583i faced something very similar from a whale, my goldshi beat it thankfully
Of course my first 100 happens on a bricked run
>>545317536"Block" as in a character made solely to prevent other niges from activating anglingResults vary because 2nd can still activate angling if 1st dies immediately
still 70% bwo
The Alpha of Apple Pies. The Brute of Breakfasts. The Cultivator of Calories. The Devourer of Dumplings. The Empress of Eating. The Fiercest of Fatties. The Greatest of Gluttons. The Height of Hunger. The Imperator of Insatiability. The Jarl of Jerky. The King of KFC. The Lady of Lavishness. The Mistress of Mukbangs. The Naysayer of Nachos. The Overlord of Obesity. The Princess of Pretzels. The Que-hagen of Quarter Pounders. The Ruler of Riceballs. The Sultan of Snacking. The Tyrant of Tarts. The Undertaker of Udon. The Vaeyen of Vension. The Warranter of Weight. The Xenophobe of Ximenias. The Yardmistress of Yummies. The Zhar of Zucchini.THE GRAY PHANTOMTHE ASHEN BEASTTHE GLUTTON OF KASAMATSUTHE CINDERELLA GRAY™THE CAP AS IN PEAKFATguri THE HEAVYHUNGRYguri THE OVERWEIGHTFULLguri THE FOODIEBIGguri THE IMPOSINGROUNDguri THE VORACIOUSTHE FATASS OF FATASSESTHE GLUTTON OF GLUTTONSTHE SCOURGE OF CAFETERIATHE INFAMOUSTHE TYRANNICALTHE UMA THE MYTH THE LEGENDOGURICADO CAPOCADO
>>545317601people excited for maru and forget that golshi's a monster even without GHE, and Oguri has lost zero steam since Taurus.
Only strong winners allowed on my team
>>545317949Oguri crap
Its enough right to survive Team Trial cutoff this week?
>>545316876No surprise the morphable dirters are towards the top.
>>545317903why is it bricked?why are you using a late surger speed card on a frontrunner?
>>545318093their combined age is like 200 or something
>>545318146we hit 501k last week, so you'll be set for a few more weeks
>>545318093Nice retirement home bro
>>545318157Probably stats. Eishin is a good stat card especially if mlb and useful even if she's off style.
>4 matches in a row without front what the FUCK
I wonder what the JBC races stand for in the umaverse
>>545317601soulless metafag yeppers
>>545316260Anon she's good for like 2 years.Which if they keep accelerating it might not even be for that long
>>545318301>a few more weeksit literally climbs like 5k every week now
Clover refugees what's the plan? I need a >B+ club...
>>545317354oh right, debuffs are a thing
>the new event missions require *2 spark on spd and stamwhat if I get unlucky cygame??!
>>545318432>it literally climbs like 5k every week nowNo? 2 weeks ago it was 499k. Recently it was 501k.
Is it just me or does Ouguri Cap have an above average rate of getting "sleep deprived" ?
>>545315478>HishiAma>Sweep Tosho>Tamamo Cross>GolshiIts a cool club
>>545317802Hags do it better
>>545315845Neither. I don't know why I haven't quit. All I do is get my login bonuses and retain TT class 6. Why am I even playing? Though I guess the news of the changes is exciting so maybe I'll do a career after that?
>>545318157Lost a shitload of runs early, had to waste turns getting enough fans for early senior year, failed so I lost 1 stack of ult, stam and power in the gutterThe Eishin card is just a stat stick as it's all I have available
>>545318456I'm waiting to join HonseFun but they're full and have several leachers that are at 0 fans gained this month..
>>545318401this is why I told you to put a groundwork setup on your pace chaser. There WILL be frontless races, and securing pace setter position is a free winIgnore the part where the one time this happened to me my daiwa lost to a king halo by 8 lengths
>>545318668I actually don't want pace promotion on my pace, Creek needs 2nd for her unique.
Still looking for a clubPls my TP is rotting979517058077
i read that Orfevre is a premium uma should i save my monthly paid carats or am i getting gaslit
I'm ready for CM5
>>545318402The Breeder’s Cup is still called that in universe so I assume it stays the same
CloverClub has room if anyone is interested827435138
what happened to bakushin's VA again?i know it's old newsi live under a rock
>>545318738Will we get only the BC as a scenario or will they include the Kentucky Dahby?
>>545318151For me Oguri was on top for a while, until I fell into a habit of sending Mihono Bourbon to every Champions Cup, and also I put her on my Team Trials sprint team for fun.
I'm ready to burn myself out in a couple days. Can't wait.
>>545318301>so you'll be set for a few more weeksRiko + the guts update will be in full swing next week so I doubt it.We're about to have a ton of revamped TT teams with a much higher score from the support upgrades alone without even considering the massive update.
Does groundwork do anything on late surgers? Golshi just gave it to me pre-debut.
>>545318738hot...
>my CM1 team still winning well I guess that's good enoughtime to start training for the next CM
>>545318550>All this work to dress up just to act retardedShe's on a different level.
>get charming on the 2nd turn>no groundwork despite 14 sparksMan I love the inspiration system
>>545318937if you're on a frontless, paceless room
So, the actual big brain suzuka play is to run her as regular front and enjoy her buffed ult??
WHY WHY WHY AM I GETTING MATCHED WITH SO MANY PLATINUM TITLES ON ROUND 1
>>545318886
I always feel like i should raise potentials but i never do except for the two i did when first started the game>>545318874>Include the entire american triple crown>Make it possible to get the american grand slamIf the japs ever did manage to pull it off in real life i'd eat both my boots
>>545318776I HOPE one of those eleven Winning Ticket trophies is for the Derby. If not, you have work to do!
>>545319006
>>545318721wait we follow each other?
>>545319015which other umas have this?
>>545316876Unsurprising
why was red shift recommended again if it activates slightly too late for leo
how long until Jungle Pocket's banner?
Did you guys know that Teio has an easter-egg in the Trainer Notes?If you keep swapping between her two new outfits with the red and yellow ribbons she'll start repeating her favourite thing to eat.You have to swap between them pretty quickly or you'll miss it though.
I lost to this
>I'm ready for CM5
>>545318028
rate my groundwork setup
>>545318973Why is she always so angry?
>>545319169Outskilled
>>545319185post your hand
>>545319026>include the grand slam>American Pharoah expy comes out as a boss Uma and anally destroys you
>>545319132Stop being horny for boys>>545319185HAHA ITS THE FUNNY PIG LOOK AT HIM POST IT AGAIN
>>545318456>cloverbros forced to slowly split and are all in different clubs nowSad to see… truly disgusting behavior from the danchou…
>>545319104my summer maru lost first to another summer maru, but then her angling didn't activate while my red shift did, making her surge to first and proc angling too
>>545319086Wha- How? If you followed me first there's a good chance I followed back unless I found you from stamina sparks
I'm still having fun, why doesn't grass ask anymore?
>0/5>4/5>0/5CM really is just a RNG joke isnt it.
>>545319234wait does that shit proc frame 0
>>545319268You over watered her flowers
>>5453192344/10, should be frenzied front runners instead
>>545319026OINK OINK SQUEEEEE
>>545319234i did the same thing lol
>>545318937it doesa littlenot worth chasing after it
>>545318636nta but I was aiming for HayThere initially but they were already full
>>545319330>gigga powered American Pharoah expy ONLY shows up in the BCC if you get the american triple crown firstI'd kneel and clap at the same time
>>545319268She is really polite and supportive with people she views as being junior to her. She's only rude to her peers, except when they manage to live up to her standards (Rudolf, eventually toreina-san).
>breeders cup scenario possibly being added with forever young in february>right around the time of the games fifth anniversaryWhat if they finally add Sunday Silence
>>545319389Were you in Clover? I followed some trainers from there, just so you can check 227025057893I had Ryan set up for STA sparks
Pretty spread out, I wonder how round2 will go
if i didnt register for CM can i still join...
>>545319410I went 31/40, so I wouldn't say so.
>>545319410Not really
>S+ Maruzenskys out in forceBAD TIME TO QUEUE!
>>545315560some lates get speed aptitude. thats it
>>545319623
>>545319370Boys don't have tits or make my dick hard.
>>545319662>maru 0%LMAO
>>545318973Im one week you can just us the dumb bird
Is Taiki Shuttle any good for the next CM? Her usual problem is that the unique is useless in most tracks, but maybe some of her mile skills get buffed hard or something with the 11 Nov patch
>>545319623yes
>>545319678if i could id make an edit of the rumbling but iwth summer marus
>>545317949Obuhi fat (as in piggy)
>>545319678yeah I'll go to sleep rather. I learned my lesson previously.
my pov
>>545319807If you love her enough, she is guaranteed to win. If you only love her some but not a lot, she will not do nearly as well.
I get 2nd a lot but I get 1st almost neverpain...
>>545319807You know how Oguri Cap is able to beat all the front runners despite being a Pace Chaser? That's Taiki Shuttle in CM5 after the buffs
>Two night owls in a row before first inspoYep, that's a sign it's time to give up
>>545319807>Her usual problem is that the unique is useless in most tracksher unique got changed to only proc during the latter half of the corner, which means you get full acceleration for cm5>but maybe some of her mile skills get buffed hard or something with the 11 Nov patchMile Maven got changed, from only requiring 1st uma, to now 1st to 5th place
>>545319807her unique is changed in the patch specifically so it's not useless in the next cup, she's the best pacer.
>>545319604I wasn't from Clover and I think I've been following you for quite a while. If you registered on Umamusume DB then probably from there. If not, maybe room matches from here
>3/5>5/5>3/5>1/5
DO NOT QUEUEPIGGIES ARE IN
how the fuck are people getting groundwork and like 10 more speed skills? i can barely get the fucking stats.
>>545319807She will be the meta runner for next CM, with changing gears + mile maven and her buffed ult she will be insane.
FUCK YOU CYGAMESI NEED COMPENSATION RIGHT FUCKING NOW
People keep letting me have Lone Wolf.
>>545320070When is the most piggie free time in your experience?
>60% winrate yesterday>dropped to a 20% winrate todaybwos...
>mambo and kita are on the same bannerDamn I need to get my shit together and farm carats.
>>545319807>not reading the updatesShe's S tier in miles for years now
>>545320003>full acceleration for cm5You get about half most of the time. That's enough though.
Oh yeah. Time to test out this new Guts update in CM. this is the best score i've ever had.
>>545320105Hintmaxxing and running optional races for more sp
I promised...she kept winning and I said I'd do whatever if she did.
>>545319969>>545319983>>545320003>>545320020Neat. I like her, was disappointed that I could never user her for CMs
>>545319410Only the finals.
>>545320023I did register on Uma DB a while back and took part in a few races here & there, but its crazy to see that we were following lol
>>545320161when I queue
>>545320269She's also great in Leo if you can get her to medium S btw, mine has a 50% winrate.
>18/20 yesterday>first round today is 2/5
>>545320105high rolling with a good legacy. knowing when to race. Who knows how many tries it took them
>speedlet>powerlet>45% winground work is that OP?
>>545320307This webm made me seasick.
>orange bar >0 date eventFUCK YOU
>win satsuki sho>lol oops error 394>you'll have to win again bro!
>>545320367team?
>>545319165You son of a bitch.https://streamable.com/fjmo49
Do you think you're getting into A finals? You feeling plat, gold or bronze?
Haha. Nice.Wait.... what?How did I win 3.45 races out of my last 5?
DAMAGE REPORT?
DANCHOLOOK AT ALL THIS FRESH MEAT WAITING TO BE HARVESTED DANCHOTHE FLATLINERS DANCHODAAANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>545320414It's not fast enough I think. If you raise it up to 3X speed it should be much more soothing and revivifying.
>>545318874It’ll probably just be BC focus for the scenario itself but they have to include the Kentucky Derby for Forever Young’s career mode, it’s basically mandatory. Not having international races really hurt campaigns like Loves Only You’s who’s biggest achievement was winning multiple international races including the BC but it was barely tacked on at the end of hers, so having a scenario and actually playable international races would help remedy that. Also, I do like how they added the actual commentary for her BC race here. Can’t wait for the “Celebrate Japan!” for Ebayan’s toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W663ft5hQvo
God oguri is really carrying my second rate trainer ass to group A
>>545320353Huh, maybe I should have done that. Can't remember if I checked and just didn't have enough mediums in my parents
>>545320526What happened to ticket...
Does winning more seed you with harder opponents next round?
>>545320625You know, if you had any acceleration at all, that would be a 70 percenter at least.
>>545320625based cm ace reuser
>>545319807I've ran with Taiki in A finals in every CM except longironically her worst CM was the mile one but the update fixed that
>>545320714no
OPEN LEAGUER
>>545318402>>545318738The anime implies that umamusume have inherited the souls of racehorses from our world, so umaworld is literally horse isekai heaven. Lineages don't matter, umamusume will be born independently of who their parents were and their children will not inherit any of their potential. We've seen this with Teio-Rudolph and Daiwa-Tachyon not actually being related. Maru clearly isn't Rice's grandmother. ETC. Humans can have uma children and umamusume can have regular human children.Breeders is probably a company in umaverse that sponsors that series of races. They're probably just a grocery store or something. There's a ton of companies called Gaylord in our universe so anything's possible.
>>545320490
Why the fuck is open so sweaty this time? I've only got 3 wins in 20 races, I made group A easily in all of the other cups. Did the sweat lords that can't win graded finally migrate down with their min/max faggotry?
queue now if you've been struggling. I'm getting wins as slow as 2:11
Anon, it's Y3 June 2 and Seiun hasn't won a single G1. Literally constant 2nds, 3rds, 4ths and 5ths.How do you actually make this tramp win a race? Are all of my parent runs just going to be torture sessions?
>Night owl>night owl>failing a 4% trainingI'm exhausted, I'm actually fucking exhausted with this game
>>545320289To think someone I followed from uma DB is also in here at this very thread and since it's from uma DB then must mean I've been following you for a long while now. Umazing
And that's day 2. 19/20 again. Oguri had some actual clean up wins instead of just stealing first from SMaru/Sei.
>>545319062
>>545320883Time for the long nap
won one where angling and scheming didnt activate and my frontrunner just outran the one in front
>>545320726Yeah but I'm too lazy for that, like anon here pointed out >>545320727 my oguri is from the last cm, with 60k carats I'm just relaxing and saving up for cafe now
>>545320520Will get back to you after my usual queuing time.
>>545320883I like how Tazuna will straight up call you a shitter if you fail to win any G1's by summer
Teio is the biggest anti-piggy uma.Who is the biggest pro-piggy uma?
>>545320927
>>545320974A&S not proccing is such a fucking downer when it happens.
>>545320927post decks
>>545321051Obuhi Cap obviously
>>545320416WHY DOES THIS NINGEN DONT WANT TO DEITO ME AAAAAAAAAAH
>>545316876>>545317012 and >>545317393 are worthy of being my rivals.I'll run more Dirty Rice careers soon and take back the crown.
>>545318761Too many flatliners...
>>545320520I made the A+ oguri today
There's nothing wrong with playing open league.
>>545321051obuhi fat
>>545321051Curren, but in a smug patronizing way.
>>545321053SO FUNNY ITS THE PIGGY HAHA what a uniquie joke!
why cant we just skip to results for pvp?
I don`t get it. I know it is all RNG, but yesterday I went 1/5 - 4/5 - 4/5. Today it was 5/5 - 0/5 - 4/5.Is my team good or not?
>>545321307Is something wrong, anon? Wait, you didn't actually think typing in your credit card details automatically gave you skill, did you?
>>545320520
>>545321051>pro-piggy umaSmart Falcon. She happily milks her paypigs by choice as umadol
>>545321307it's not a joke
I know I should probably raise another sMaru... hmm.
>>545321217We're a chill soulful group...
>>545316876Unsurprisingly Oguri has the lead, with Taiki at a respectful second place while teio and bakushin are currently sharing the third one
>maya has a stat gain event for winning a race in all 4 running styleswtf how much weird hidden shit is there that i've never known about
You "people" are even worse than dirters.
>>545321307BUHIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>get S.Maru and you winNever listening to another SEAnigger again. Wasted 30k carats on that bitch (in most of the S.Maru wins, Seiun was 2nd).
its taunting me
I feel very little motivation to run careers until the patch comes out. Like even Aoharu doesn't excite me anymore, just the balance update. Kinda stupid they don't just release the patch at the same time as Aoharu.
>>545321563not in game for another week, but yeah start checking all the hidden events because a lot more uma get them
Power is such a joke of a stat it's unbelievable.
>1200 speed, 1014 stamin, 693 power Seiun Sky>loses to my 1123 speed, 704 stamina, 630 power Smarukek. Smaru ult is really good.
>>545321051Obuhi Cap (as in peak piggy)
BOYS ARE NOT SEXY WHAT IS THIS GAY THREAD AAAA
>>545321585>seiun was second without proccing angling and scheming, in prime whale hoursI don't believe it
>>545321762thats my cum shes chewing on btw
>>545321105don't show this to teioposter
>Start watching the anime because of the game>Halfway through season 2>finally get to see WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T GIVE UPDouble Jet is my fucking goat
>>545321563Winning radio Nikkei sho on maru gives you a mood up, bunch of stats, and hot topic.
>>545321754 WE FOUND THE FLAT LINER. TAKE HIM OUT!
>>545321567But that's the correct choice. It takes one fewer tap than anything else right?
>>545320520given I just got this A+ tachyon today I say it's pretty good so far, hopefully I can clutch my way to finals A
They are planning on introducing American horses on both servers at the same timeIt's why balance changes are being implemented early
>>545321838
>won a racehttps://youtu.be/1DNbkKBW0K8?si=VyEHUALgOHbWchg6
Groove is trying so hard ;-;
>Localized mambo emote
i thought oguri was supposed to be good?Does she need any uniques inherited to work?
Imagine the cuckqueen kino between a Trainer, his uma trainee and his ningen girlfriend. Don't worry babe, I'm just helping train her stamina.
I am very upset I never took advantage of my LB1 Tazuna until yesterday. I'm getting much better stats with this deck than with the 4speed 2stam deck and swapping out MLB Cafe for MLB Top Gun.
>>545320553>got giga brocked but jockey waited it out instead of panicking >that final spurtKinooooo
>>545316876Ok for real this time.
>>545321943They can't localise the audio at least.
>>545321947Bro your Redshift and SFV?
>>545320927skills?
>>545321943>HIP>HIP>MUNWHAT WERE THEYTHINKING
>>545321585Torena issue
ok guysconvice me that GOLD SHIP is actually sexy as fuck
>>545321947damn, you suck
>>545320416>>545321169i must have been pretty lucky since i think out of like 30 front ace runs i failed to get the tail held high event like once.
>>545321386DIOS MIO
>>545321889I was actually thinking about this the other day. Wouldn’t make sense for them to invest so much in overseas horse racing only to have their representative horses delayed by like 3 years due to the gap between JP and global.
>>545322092take the hat off
>>545320520A lot less S.Maru then I expected, and barely any stam debuffers
>>545321585Hmmm… nyo
>>545321904this is boring i'd rather have teioposter
>>545322152>smaru?PLOT TWIST
>>545322092
Can somebody explain to me why Oguri loses to Gold Ship?
>>545319132look up when she released in Japan and move it up by about 6 months
>>545321838What did it cost?
>>545320520Damage?
>>545322129Yes, I experience this once every few days, I wonder if Riko has this issues as well
>>545322092that's pretty easy to do
>>545322257post deck
>>545322257obuhi fat (as in pig)
yeah i'm done with this game
>>545321567>stop requesting dirt!>nyo! not like that!!Loginlets will never be happy. Always request dirt.
>>545321965I forget what the gaslight LB minimum is, but yes the actual threshold is 1LB and she just gets better from there.
>>545322092If this doesn't get your dick hard then you are a faggot I'm sorry to tell you
>>545322208>50% with A+
>>545320520Golshi Gamenature doesn't kill anyone so I replaced her with a debuff Grass. Dominator is stupid and lets me catch up against Marus and Seiuns
>>545321586my beloved
>>545322281Random sprint skills I guess.
You guys do know if you manage to fuck the Green Woman before Hopeless Stakes you get 3 hinted tails for free?
Why is there no teammate buff skill?
>>545322092Summer golshi is objectively top3 sexo skin in the game and I don't even like that retard
>>545320520boywife continues to carry
>>545322408LB1 Tazuna is barely better stat wise than MLB R Tazuna, but still she is just full joy when I can just play the game and not bash my brains out.
>>545322379lol
>>545322092french Goldship is a must pull
>>545322379I feel you anon, same happened with me when I got oguri again fuck cyjews
>>545322414>If watching another man eating your wife asshole doesn't get you hard, you are a faggotOkay cuck
>>545322092She's not a very well written character and you might not like her goofy ways but come on just look at her, she's obviously hot.
i need art of umas getting their hair pulled back to show their lack of human ears
>>545322527Comes in unity cup
>>545322601>painted toenails
>>545322418My Smaru is pretty shit especially with the stam, but it’s good enough for me with consistent 4/5 or 3/5 rooms so far
>>545322664>hair pullingnyo
>>545322620i don't pull a new uma since brian banner...
>>545322664Well now I do too. Also I need to see what holds up Vodka's giant glowy ornaments.
>>545322524I WILL NOT FUCK THE GRANNY HORSE
>rapes your team
>>545322759lol
>>545322527agnes tachyon alt buffs her teammates
>>545322625>he's never astral projected before
>>545322809Are you sure…
>>545322379it could always be worse
>>545224258you're gonna let a bunch of weenie hut juniors deprive you of FAT AMERICAN TITS???
>>545322725how are you winning with sub 600 stamina 4 gold skills?
>>545322725What are your skills? Not to be rude, but I feel you must be pretty lucky with that stam.
>>545322893Uhh anon? Where's the <NEW>??
>>545321947CM is accel game bwo
>>545322893>paying money only to get air shakur for itthat should be a crime against mankind
blessed granny OP
>>545321104UNFUNNNNNNFFF
Christ, I just realised. What am I actually doing? This game is a complete waste of time. I could be playing good games, legendary games. Instead I'm spending hundreds of hours on gacha garbage.
>>545322527Sigma Tachy
>>545322038skills>>545322289i didnt track cost but i think i did like 400 pulls on each rate up banner.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/108031703Reminder that Ardan is for (you)
>>545322809MORE FOR ME THEN
>>545322893>pull for cards>don't get anything>pull for umas>get a dupe after 70 pullsthe grind already bored me and not being able to play a new story/train a new uma is killing my interest in the game
>>545322778This uma was made for meDober was made to watch me fuck her
>>545323065heartwarming: gacha player remembers he is sentient
>>545323065Another victim of CM
>>545322034nta but I don't have redshift or SFV and I still got a 30% winrate with my oguri, that anon's matchmaking must be something horrible
We don't like hags here
>>545322976I'VE BEEN GOOD TO CYGAMES AND THEY PAY ME BACK WITH NON STOP ASS RAPE
>>545323153My CM was fine, it was a parent run that made me snap out of my trance.
>>545323065GOTY will be released on Nov 7 thoughhttps://www.fakku.net/games/two-beasts-or-not-to-beast-english
>>545323120Don't do it! If you level it up even once you won't be able to cleet that copy!
someone explain this to me im losing my mind is this the difference 70 speed makes?
>flatlinerThe politically correct term is Suzukaliner, ok?
>>545323065You don't do both?
>>545323267>281 witretard
We love hags here
>>545323267Acceleration
Open League is awaiting you with open armshow the fuck did he get mile S
>>545323236Go away filthy peasant
>>545322281
will unity cup have a higher average fan count for a career?
I can't believe I fell for the stam meme AGAINI'm getting fucking mogged by 600 stam umas and my matches have one Grass tops and no stinky Natures.
>>545323267another victim of stamina gaslight
>>545323065>Barely played any other games since release>Haven't touched the rpg I was in the middle ofWTF? Has it really been over 4 months?
hopeless stakes....
>Got Suzuka from ticket a while ago>never run her career till this day>suddenly she become giga metaHOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>545322893She is a good end closer parent card since she give Straightaway Spurt after the buff patch.
>>545323437the same/slightly less on aces
>>545322825>probably running double debuffers with 0 wins each>meaning under 90% win ratenah
>>545323267Are you just going to forget everything else in the image?
>>545323338rape
>>545323065Get a CM win and then you can quit
>>545323440Yeah I saw about 3 NNs in my 20 matches todaySeems like people have given up on the strat
>>545323440The simple solution to not getting stam cucked is to look at what's recommended, like 900 stam and 2 gold recovery's, then minus 200-300 (depending on whether front-pace-late-end) and minus 1 gold recovery skill. You know unless it's a long CM over 3000 meters.
>>545322929>>545322940No worries, here's my team. I missed the THH hint from Tazuna for smaru too sadly. The not so great Grass is also just reused from Taurus even but dominator is still pretty strong regardless. I know it's not great but I really didn't wanna grind too much this CM. Also gotta say lone wolf ended up proccing a disturbing amount of times kek
My debuff NN with zero speed skills won because everyone else collapsed.
>>545323134>>545322778>she's a marewhat the fuck this changes everythingI NEED this mare hag how much longer must I wait?
>>545323519>the raped
>>545323635I had at least one, often two in my matches today
Guess the spark
>>545323707People underestimate 2200mIm still amazed at >>545323673 maybe he dodged enough evil nature
>3 neichas in race
>>5453238533* mustard blouse
>>545322893
>>545323853two star stamina
>>545322092AM I NOT SEX
>open league
>>545323817yeah, you
>Win against tryhards and whales>Lose against the giga retards with shitty aces.I'm going to scream
>>545323748Which mejiro would /uma/ be raped by?
>>545323748She's the CEO of sexo
>>545321663I was gonna make this post but then I immediately got itnow I'm only missing grade score
I want Riko/Rice banner and pulls NOW.
>>545323347
>>545323550
End of Round 1
I think highlander has been the most important skill on my frontrunner this CM so far. My Seiun's only got one white recovery, but even when groundwork doesn't proc in lobbies with multiple debuffers she either takes or advances in the lead on the first hill with highlander, then escape artist's if the other fronts ever catch up in midrace, then angling and scheming on the switch to late-race for the win. Not even capped speed!
>>5453237482 years, 2.5 years for the wedding version
I will become a Mejiro
>>545323065But... You had fun this whole time, right? Otherwise, why would you keep playing, you clearly were having fun. And besides, what else is there to play other than Woke Slop 2 or 3. Let me see what is popular with the kids today... Exped 33? UE5 trash. Arc Raiders? LGBT woke slop, also trash. Ninja Gaiden 4? Looks like button mashin trash. Eehh what else is there to play... Nothing really, they don't make good games lately.
>>545323267nah it's just having more speed doesn't do shit if your power is too low, meanwhile you have a spe with more power that lets her get to her top speed faster
>>545323893>>545323909Answer is trash
>>545324070can't be bad if it feels good
Romanu, stop the gaslighting. LEAVE ME ALONE HELP ME!
>>545323982>lost to me>seethingit's okay lil bro, you can use ice on your raptured asshole, should feel better
Is my account bricked if I don't have Suzuka now that she's getting her super ultra frontrunner thing?
Why do umas in tracen not care when a trainee is clearing abusing power over their trainer anyway?
>>545324281Well at least she still gets to wear the mustard blouse, even if she can't inspire others to do so
>>545323228thanks for the money bozo
>>545324305those 6 losses? all to me. enjoy.
>>545324336>all female collegeGotta let steam out somehow
lol lmao
People are always making fun of guts but power is just as bad.
>>545324067oyakadon when?
>>545324415funny pig meme haha lol so reddit i love it
>>545324286
ring ring ring goes the telephone
>>545324418go back newfag
With the new balance changes, 3 guts + 3 stamina, or 3 guts + 2 stamina + kitasan is looking to be the meta. You heard it here first folks.
>>545324424>Curren laying claim with the first rapeDamn brat...
>>545324424Fuku would do that
>
I don't get it when my Oguri gets in first and hit by a debuff but the Oguri behind me doesn't get hit so now i'm dead
>>545321838THAR SHE BLOWS
>>545324445Not soon enough.
>>545324494There's something to be said for the freedom to choose
>>545318937Here anon, it's good for this one specific scenario >>545324425
>>545324556wrongyou only need urara and riko for all your guts needs going forward
>lose 4 in a row>Win 16 in a rowI fucking hate and love this game
uh oh melty
>>545324445wtf i want to rape teio
>>545324735that's a 80% WR you whiny faggot
>>545324070>>545324494I need her to rape me
>>545324534i've been on this site longer than you've been alive esl seamonkey
>>545324785haha its the funny reddit meme look guys!
Is there a breakdown on the upcoming changes yet?
>>545324628>Witlet Oguri lore accurate
>>545324318>>545324318>>545324318>>545324318anybody?
>>545324757it's the twin hair bun, it's too powerful
>>545324765Yeah but it made me feel bad about myself for a short while so I will complain anyways
>>545324445There's no bigger turnoff in a drawing than having ESLspeak in it.
I'm the alpha and omega. I job during the first two rounds and I will make you seethe went the game grants my band of jobbers first place. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
for me, its her
>>545324924it's a meme style that no one seriously uses in japan
>>545324790>Calls other ESL>Is ESL himselfMany such cases, go back newfag.
>>545324434???1k pow oguris are dominating in my matches
>>545324924of course not >b-b-b-but super big front runread mechanics about position keeping, stamina consumption, and overtaking
>>545324926what the fuck I want to gently sex the dog!
>>545324828squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>545324995it's not used in JP because there was other stuff to counter it. we have NO counter for it right now aside from bringing your own
Just say no you fat fuckit can't be that hard
breh.
>>545325026And they'd still dominate even with 600 power.
>>545318761How do I search the club by code?
>>545324926Dude you are fucking right. Please post more
>>545324742Total c*ntent creator death. Based cyjew
>Golden Tyrant is actually pretty goldenDon't know what I was expecting
How does a horse break a leg? Like what happened to muh strong body?
>>545325101This anon cannot think for himself
>>545325101Kill yourself.
>>545324954Eh, I can ignore ESL if the drawing is hot enough though it does annoy me a little now that you pointed it out
>Guaranteed GroundworkSo they just invalidated months of hardwork parent farming and hid it behind a huge paywall.You know what, fuck this dogshit game, i understand the direction it's taking now.
>>545325079we also have NO way to build one that doesn't die before the third cornerthat doesn't come till MANT so shut your bitch ass up and quit larping
>>545325175i just found pretty funny how everyone fell for the 1000 stamina meme.
>>545325214>So they just invalidated months of hardwork parent farming and hid it behind a huge paywall.but enough about VBourbon
I like when Fuku does her autistic little good mood pose
>>545325214Just borrow it retard.
I lost to Pokke sexually
>>545325079balance and order has been disrupted my plan was to copy paste everything the future seers say I now rely on you /Uma/
>>545325214Imagine running the falco card on your ace lmaooooooooooooooooooooo
>>545325214you just borrow it for parent runs and use sparks for the ace run regardless because it's a mid power card, bozo
>>545325214Feeding money into a slot machine isn't hard work, anon. Old people who can barely get in or out of a chair do it for hours on end.
>>545325101>chatgptUse grok idiot.
debuffers? I don't know what that means..my team? 1 big nigga and 2 little niggas
>>545323572My beautiful wife and daughter
>>545325214>getting this assblasted about a slightly better R air groove
>>545325101>>545325430>slop tardsBROWN HANDS TYPED THESE POSTS (using AI)
i need more art of teio and maya togetherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnuyOWG63Dw
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>545325431big nigga isn't out yet
>All the mob umas are going to still have 550 guts at the end of URAuh...did we awaken the sleeping giant with the guts buff?
>no smaru in lobby>win>smaru in lobby>loseits that simple
For fucks sake Daiwa, two slow metabolism on the same career. The failure percentage is supposed to be low!!
>Upcoming Suzuka meta>Free Suzuka cardhmm...
>>545325214>p*wer card
How do you feel about this Uma?
>>545325539If you insist...
>>545325345>well, what is it?
>>545325214Just get it from SSR selector idiot.
>>545324698>most rapes happen on a sofa>trainer's office has a sofaI'm connecting things
>>545325646I owe her rape
It's poor people hours.
>>545325101Unironically as good as sloptubers
>>545325214yesuse her on your ace runs anon
>>545325646I wanna fuck her and marry her blonde friend
>>545325653
>>545325456
>>545325646I want her and her gal pals to be in this game, even if its just as a support card
>>545325010rapture yourself nigga
we love AI here
>>545325214>Paypig has 4 months to farm for 6-9* groundwork parentsTime to quit broski
>>545325616Every Suzuka card is pretty good for what it is. Even R Suzuka.
>>545325563you have one month brochocho
>>545325646SHE HAS A POTTY MOUTH
>>545325774kill yourself
Is Triumphant Pulse subject to the 200m uphill?
For any Suzuka big nige users, you're gonna want to use Ines Fujin guts card for Restless as a second gold recovery. that'll fix all your stam issues.
>>545325214>one of highest earning gacha games ever>out for 5 years>i understand the direction it's taking nowhow do you think they got there
https://x.com/lunarandsunny/status/1985663103879823879Golshi...
Bros?
>>545325653Do not lewd Teio and/or Mayachi!
>>545325126Surprisingly not a lot of good twin buns, but do have some rice anon
I ran my oshi and SHE WONI can be happy now
There's this one guy who farms 100m every month on my A club, who never speaks. Is he okay?
uh oh AI piggie meltyyyyy
Ahhh i'm stuffed now. Those were some easy (You)s. Thanks everyone.
>>545325345>that witShiraoki had better be with you if you want to have any skills...
>>545325862Oh my god they're fucking dead!
FUCK TOKAI TEIOFUCK THAT LITTLE CUNTI FUCKING HATE TEIOWE ARE WINNERS NOW
Teio...
>>545325348That's a boy
>>545325646WE owe her rape.
>>545325761
>>545325646For me the choice was clear.
>>545325653I need more of this
>>545325909
>>545325653When is this scenario coming to global?
>>545325887that's just your danchou on a second PC
>>545325214I had this card for a while but someone here told me it was shit
>>545325646Teto...
>>545326021B-but I'm the danchou..
>>545325862>those who saved up for kitasan are not even going to returnjej
>>545325886But thats a man
>>545325653These stupid fucking brats are triggering me
>>545325646We will never see her or her friends in the game
>>545325646Very cute!!!
>>545326153
>>545325214My god, i literally pulled her with the SSR yesterday and cursed her as useless trash.11th november?
>>545325887it's the dancho's bot
>>545325862Why is this not a win by default?
>>545326018soon, but it's a tough one to train in because they keep forcing you into stamina training....
>>545325653Sankaku is so fucking dogshit now, where can I even find stuff like this
>>545326241Hazukashíiiiiií
>>545326337esl
Imagine if uma had actual strategies, like fighting for position instead of horses just randomly wobbling back and forth for most of the race.
>>545326306Hey, she's holding my wife!
how are ramonu, ardan, palmer, and dober end up as total sex demons yet mcqueen turned out flat and chubby...
>>545325913>Doubting that Shiraoki loves her little orange chuddy
>>545325590i love that picture lmao
>>545326414That is my daughter, you sick fuck!
>>545326306
>>545326434Adopted
>>545326076I have a similar member. >100m to 140m every month>still trades shoes daily>but only joins club chat once per month to say “I won platinum CM”, post the Top Gun happy sticker, and be silent for another monthHonestly he’s kind of based
>>545326408>t. velocitylet
>>545326509
ex-clover officer here, looking to join an A+ or A club if there are any spots open, been averaging 40m per month id 954205696487hope the cloverbros found themselves a new home
>/uma/
>>545325646Porn Ace!
zzzzzzzzz
aieeeeeeeeeee
>>5453149922% win rate
>>545324924big nige is amazing on paper but requires so much shit to be viable people don't bother with it. both most used fronts right now don't even have it as an event
>>545326725It's really over...
>>545326773stop buying the support points from tazuna's scam stall you fucking retard
>>545326691
My first run with Narita and now shes my best uam
>>545326835I don't buy them, I just don't use them, I'm pretty unlucky with uncaps
We don't use the r slur in these parts, buddy.
WHAT IS GUTS?Changes good?
>>545326835What else is there to buy huh?
>>545325214AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Should I change my kitasan support to this after the changes? Or MLB Ines?
>>545326725The downfall of Clover needs to be documented on how much of a fuck-up this situation was.Also ex-clover member here still looking, onegai before i jump into a rando club... 227025057893
someone show me a stats block/card list for late surgers all of mine and any of the opponents havent placed above 4th theyre proving to me all late surgers are just memes
>>545326952used to contest lead during early race, gives bonus speed/accel during late race
>>545326434but that's perfect
>>545326886AAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP I WILL NEVER HAVE THIS...
Yesterday I went 5/5 4/5 x 3.Today I went 5/5, 4/5, 3/5 and 1/5I'm sliding into irrelevancy... it's umover
>>545326725Fellow ex-Cloverbro… I’m sorry it had to end this way, we had a good group going. Hope you can find a new home soon but I’ll miss you guys (except for the danchou)
Cloverbros? wtf is happening?!
>>545327010We'd have at least two spots available of danCHODE would do his FUCKING job.
>>545326983fug forgot the image
LEGENDCHANGER
Guess the BLUE
>flustered front runners
>>545326773Just get the first few levels naturally.
82.5% WR in CM4 AMA
>>54532701455% WR btwYou just pray for either pump or that you'll randomly get into a very good position close to pace chasers.
Are you ready to make new parents in Aoharu?
>big nige is impossible right now>doesn't explain whydon't be tricked by Smaru/Seiun rollers, they're spreading FUD since they're soulless metafags who used their ticket on Obuhi Fat
>>545327215
>>5453272151*wit
>>545327104Did you miss what happened last night? EVERYONE left, except for the last 5 members and danchou
>>545326928No idea how you people always get so much pow without any cards. When I max out my speed I tend to get stuck with 600-700pow or something like that, you get the idea. So getting 3 stats close to 1k feels impossible for me right now, provided one of them isn't Wit.
>>545317052Erm why'd you hide the most important title? Don't tell me you don't have it...?
>>5453252140/10 baitHow many times are you going to reply to yourself though?
>>545326725>hope the cloverbros found themselves a new homenot yet...>>545327010There's simply just no vote kick for leech guild leaders>>545327069We could make Clover2 but there were only like 5 of us typing about leaving beforehand
>>545327215Good cm5 parent, holy
>>545327340qrd? Im up for some new dachou drama
>>545325994ardanWIFE
>maru fails to proc a&s>oguri fails to proc maestro>get clowned by some random goldship
If you didn't like Taiki Shuttle before she became the Mightiest Miler, you don't deserve her.
My Medium Ace is Full Ass, I can't fucking do this
By some miracle I made it A. Honestly didn't think it would happen this CM
>>5453272152* wit
>>545327340you ungrateful fucks. the danchou is going to log-in in 12 days and be devastated.
>>545325836No, Pulse ignores it so Oguri can go zooming
>>545327272>>545327325>>545327412>>545327510lol
>>545317052Is this the portfolio that other guy was talking about with platinum titles?
Was clover the one where Danchode really in real life got touched on
>>545327575H-hayai!
>got 2* stam spark missionGomen danchou, it's time to spam bakushin rather than farm fans.
>>545327385I choose event outcomes for power. Kita and Halo give extra power when training. Power stars. This run was super insane though so not normal.
>>545327458
>>545327265that cat is dead
>>545325653hypnotic
>>545324005Ardan because she'd be gentle with me
>guts update scheduled for next week>aoharu soonSo there's ZERO point in doing ace runs right now, right? You just suicide McQueen for the daily 75 jims, right?
Kitasan…
I got speed queen for the first time ever when I did this Bakushin run. It turned into a one star wit spark...
2nd highest fan count player on clover in Oct looking for A+ club. I can do 2m/day if required.261255382199
>>545326725DANCHOWAKE UP DANCHOTHE FLATLINERSDANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>545325646>>545326728She really has a good design, love em drillsAre we getting umas with drills anytime soon?
>>545327476Just put in some glue makween/top gun/whoever has fan goals you deliberately fail, to lower your team rank.
>>545327265Plenty of people have said why tho, it's because the stamina drain is too much and it's not like we're at the point where you can easily max stam with just a single card
You ARE maxing your CP gain, right?
my guts parent is ready for when the patch drops
>>545327714Really wish this guy had kept going and invested his energy into some unethical uma videos
>>545327445dancho flatlined for the entire month and purposefully logged in to just leech without getting auto kicked
>>545327458>>545327714Why is this such a meme?
>>545325646her and the rest of the trio are super cute. its shame theyre regional shitters so theyll never be in the game...
>>545327937Streamerwife is NOT this big!
>>545327691So many things to look for that I'm too lazy to learn or read up on... Wish they added the event helper, sure would make at least some things a bit easier for me.>Power starsI'm so happy over my 8* stam parents that I'm stuck using them, to make things at least a little bit easier on myself. Been wishing for a while now that I've had at least one pow parent, but getting that stat up is hard enough for me as it is.Either way, thank you for the info, appreciate the help!
>9W11L yesterday >3W17L todayWhat the fuck
You "people" are fucking gross.
>>545327714>umas consume animal proteinuh...
>>545325886>>545326154An ugly man, no less.
>>545328145Group A hits a lot harder
>>545328145People probably did a few ace runs inbetween for some last minute min max.
Does unique level impact the number of stars in the spark?
Cope and seethe xitter troon
>>545327249now show the cards bozo
They did something with Green woman card?she stopped appearing before the end of classic year since the last week
>>545328239Yes
>>545328072>B88 W58 H88Jesus, what the fuck are they feeding these middle schoolers…?
>>545327841>and sweep got ran bygrim
>>545328145>7-20 yesterday>3-2 todayYada thats good enough attempts during American hours. I'll try targeting Global and SEA hours
lol, if the shoe fits...
>>545327340What is this website anyways
What's with the bot lobbies?
>>545326835Yeah, an emperor alright.
Man, I spent 90% of my runs since last cm trying to build this summer maru and she got almost everything I could ask for, just missing med s and some more wit, yet her winrate is worse than the oguri I made in 1 run.
>>545328382>I'll try targeting Global and SEA hoursBASED
>>545328334Uma biology is superior. The URA’s strike force is not just to curb retarded reporters, its to keep the trainers safe
>>545327340>another Rice Shower danchode kills an /uma/ clubI'm noticing
>>545327458I liked her before and now I'm happy that she is actually the Mightiest Miler.. but this makes building my CM so much harder on mile courses where Plancha is useful>Taiki>Pasa>Vodka>Grass WonderHow do I choose...maybe I alternate day by day
>>545328197THERAPED
>>545328451https://chronogenesis.net
>>545328109I use this for events, just search the event name and it should come uphttps://game8.co/games/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby/archives/545895
>>545328331You're not instilling confidence with that image. Be honest.
>>545328463whoops
>>545328334N*ngen women never stood a fucking chance, damn
>>545327556Does that go for every velocity skill? I can't find this uphill ignoring mechanic in the race mechanics document.
>>545328550>there are anons that have been using resources like this for the past 6 monthsyou people are morons, huh?https://gametora.com/umamusume/training-event-helper
>got 3* stamina during ace runholy fuuark
>>545328218>>545328224>>545328382I'm fucked for round 2
Anyone know how I can tell which skills are good via umalator?
Paranoia's all I got left.
>>545328778>top right>skill chart
STOP EATING FAT FUCK
>>545328706Used that thing for one run, and while super useful, it obviously needs a bit of set up and I'd prefer to just lazily slop my way through things, hence the event helper JP has.
>>545328748groundwork?
>>545328861oh sweet, thanks!
>>545328771Sweep Tosho would never do this!
>>545328196>Hishi Miracle vs chicken.webm
>>545328771link?
>>545328918wdym
>>545328196horses do eat meat if they have the chance bro
>>545328771
So theoretically, if pink skills are released during First Anniversary...There's a lot of talk about who LOSES (xoguri I guess), but who are the big WINNERS and maybe also who would be crazy strong that otherwise never got the time of day in the JP server?
so if i want to maximize fan count in a run pick cards with high fan bonus then what, just run every g1 race?
Reminder that the Guts rework being implemented early makes SSR Riko even stronger since she gives a boatload of it alongside Stamina
>>545329104>>545329104>>545329104
>>545328278
>>545328771no one in the entire world finds Biko sexy
>>545329229Wrong
>>545329223explains a lot I will remain a f2 player I guess
>>545324735reminds me of Slam Dunk a little
>>545326375nozomi
>>545326375Gelbooru, sadpandaOr go the the source at pixiv
>>545328196Horses eat meat, they also really like baby chicks if they get the chance to eat them. So the KFC ad for Uma is actually pretty accurate. Most herbivores aren't actually herbivores, just omnivores that prefer grass and sheet.
>>545322261Source?
>>545328502i think cuma danchou was also rice shower danchou, im nooooooticing
>>545323238Cleating non extra cards is for scrubs.
>>545328706>setting up some retarded autistic tool every run instead of just typing the first word of an event name you havent remembered yetyou're the tard here lmao
>>545328918bot reply lmao
>support card has a dozen skills on it>get the random stat up version of the hint event anywayso annoying
have you thanked this cute fatass for carrying your ass in CM today
>>545333467No. I thanked Teio tho. pic related
>>545317665Same with default Spe. She's been giving me a lot of wins, I wish my Spe had In Body and Mind though since I made her when I still didn't have the gold to pot5 her.
>>545326725Danny Cho, wake up. We must rescue the Clover survivors.
>>545328705Depends on the timing. All uphill does is lower your target speed based on your power. You can either have high power or just velocity skill it. Oguri's unique lasts for the entire uphill and it's consistent with the timing.
