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>>545450149One way or another...
Stupid question but...is Aoharu...harder than URA? I only ask because I run a low stat parent deck that barely sputters across the finish line in URA at 600/600/600 and I at least want to try it out in Aoharu>but URA spark is be-yeah but I want to try it out
>>545450131hard cap at B at 18* turfyou need to win the inspiration ONCE to get it to AI know stat rank padding by heart now because I am STILL trying to make Urara work it's not going well
>there are anons in this thread that are going to blow their load on riko/rice>some are even going to burn their spark on ricedon't let it be you.
>huge inspo>9* med>no medlike clockwork...
Oh nonono, what's this Toreina? You were bragging about your 5/5 victories the other day and now you've stopped showing off. Did you get too cocky? Now that the casuals who could barely reach 1000 Speed got filtered off, are you the one getting filtered? Don't tell me you're now banking on Aoharu scenario tomorrow to try and get a better team? You really couldn't build a solid team beforehand?
>>545450440I spent 2000 on other gacha this month. It's only responsible if I don't MLB riko. But we'll see after a few drinks tomorrow.
>Full Armor Fuku dropping at 6>My regular Fuku is still at 1*I'll just wait for 3* her instead. I'll cash it in on Christmas Bighead and Fatass instead.
>marked
>>545450575i cant imagine playing multiple gachas
>>545450629>Kidnapped
>>545450483I don't wanna talk about it, okay.
>>545450335I hope there's free beer and rock cds in there
>>545450284Not getting MLB Kitasan sounds like literal throwing who the fuck is settling for 2/3LB Kita when very thing that makes her so powerful is only available at MLB?
>>545450436>>545450228>>545450421Damn, looking pretty grim then.
Start a family!
>>54545051017 is 51 in horse years
>>545450510My 17 year old wife
>>545450506my cm team
>>545450483FUCK YOU SMUG TEIOPOSTERIM GONNA CUM RIGHT IN YOUR MOUTH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>545450436That requires a lot of dedication, given urara's affinity.
>>545450815Kurofune never ever....
>>545450794God, what is that hideous thing
This was FUCKING ADORABLE
I hate smug Teio.I hate bratty Teio.I hate injured Teio.I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE TEIO.
>4-3-1-2I'm beginning to think my Taurus aces were some hot garbagewho the fuck was it that said goldship would be good this cm with the fucking block crew in front of her
>>545450575
>>545450961Suzuka is the cutest
>>545450440Give me 2 good reasons why I shouldn't>t. No kita no supercreek
>>545450916Don't let it get to you anon..
>>545450794F is tough but doable with dedication, G is the lowest circles of hell though.
>>545450575thanks for keeping the lights on, oinker.
>>545450927That's your bro, bro.
SHE FUCKING RAPED THE RUNWHAT
>had worse RNG than Taurus and Cancer combined today
>19 years old
>>545451197yeah, the uma
>>545451118
What's the new fortune horse coming tomorrow? Can't tell what she's dressed as
im done with this dogshit game
>>545451102>both her og and the skin actually have no glasses oncygames................
So is Aoharu releasing tomorrow?
>>545451337Mayachi isn't too happy about your performance either....
>>545451328Only your lifelong partner ordained by Shiraoki-sama themself.>>545451397Update is tomorrow yes.
>>545450927The avatarfag horse
>only stat you will consistently get to 1100 unless you're doing some wacky 600 all stats parent run>can't get speed sparksI'm fucking losing it I'm going to kill Riko.
This is the next gaslight banner after riko just so you know
Pls tell me Curren is secretly actually really good at something.
>>545450483Be quiet or I'll break another of your bones
>>545451572At being a whore, yeah
I CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER GIVE ME THE FUCKING NEW CAREER CYGAYMES
How did this Vodka carry me to A rank finals
>>545451571Can someone post the Ikuno... Diktus pic pls?
>>545451496shiraoki bros.... this is.... this is just....
>>545451496Metafags, your thoughts? Is she any good?
>>545451571>Guts right after the buff so people are easily tricked>fov gold>skill hints are all terrible
how to make umas stop raping their trainers?
>>545450284I will simply get all the cards I need from free pulls.
>>545450791If you have LB2/3 kita, you can get to MLB with the free selector+crystal
>>545451067What's so good about that power card? I have it at LB0.
>>545451082You should. That anon is dumb.
>>545451756>>545451757She is good for warming my bed atleast.>>545451786Get the trianer to just consent.
>>545451786Teach them that it's wrong.
build my CM5 team /uma/, gaslight me
>>545451850it has nice skill hints for parent runs
>>545451451I wouldn't be happy either if I had to stand next to Taishit
>>545450149Right at the start of the career, do you do a recreation till great or wait for mood-up events?
>>545451572dedicated uma for TT sprint, that's it
>>545451684Speed cap plus medium S goes a long wayStamina is marginal but late surger is the most stamina efficient>witletyou're a very lucky boyBut i guess with no accels you can only rely on raw power plus forward positioning from your mid race skills to let you steal wins that way
>>545451757it's her first and only alt costume, if you don't roll then Shiraoki will never bless you again and your rolls will look like this.
people bringing full debuffer NNs will NEVER experience this KINO
>>545451572beast mode next cm
>poorfags.jpg
>>545451620Not what I meant... please, I have barely any uma but she spooked me twice, and I do like her but I don't know how to use her other than in TT sprint.
>>545451496unique seems like gold shit's anchor though it has extra conditions. growth-rates kinda suck for a long specialist. pulling for this rat will bring great despair to your account.
>>545452124use her in the next cm
>>545452026I have really good cards but still don’t understand how to properly build Uma. It’s a curse I fear. Great cards, awful stats
>>545450961why does suzuka look like she's been stretched out vertically herelike she looks super lanky. her ears are even reaching the event title box
>>545451314Is this her best laugh? I need more I want her most dominant mocking narcissistic laugh, even though this one is great
>>545452181I pull simply because she a cutieThat is all
>>545452052Why would I want a stinky uma to win.
>>545451931>>545452036I take it that's a nyo...
>>545450968>says he hates teio>doesn't include a teio coffee image
>>545451572She's really good at looking cute!
>>545452212
>>545452265shes hopping. Im too lazy to make a vid of it
>>545452282That's one of her worst laughs actually she sounds like her throat hurts
>>545450794wtf bro was a dirter all this time???
>>545451572she's an amazing tease.
>>545450794Is it not funny how Cygames woke up one day and said "what if we make horses that will be literally unusable on 95% of our game's races outside of TT"?
>>545452052Actually, my fully dedicated debuffer NN got a win yesterday. It was hilarious.
>>545452389Teio coffee is so overplayed and old, come up with new material
>>545451571feet
>>545452415I like the idea of Sunday Silence being a wingman for Cafe.
>>545451684Just get lucky with heals and this beats weak teams.My Ryan won sometimes without pumping and without capped speed, and only shift for accelYour Vodka has more power and with the unique and speed, she's probably faster than my ryan without pump.Just need to string 3 wins in a set after all.
>>545452415the ghost should be helping trainer open the door
MAKWEEEEEEEEN
>>545452467dirts get the best uma
>Requesting dirt shoes when everyone else is trading mediumWhy is she like this?
>>545452492With enough autism, anything is possible (this recent chanmi was turf sprint)
>>545452523teio coffee is a timeless classic
>>545452415
>>545452492WONDER ACUTE WAS DIRT ALL THIS TIME?Holy fuck I feel so fucking robbed, I wanted to run her on all my CM teams...
>>545452550she isthe culprit part means she took one of the futons away to make the sex happen
Im just going to auto select for CM and not care. Tired of this try hard shit, not worth.
>>545450968
>>545452550She is.
>>545452554>bird mcqueenI fucking knee->Maruzenskynever mind...
>special week doesn't finish her chain on my best runFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU THIS WAS ACTUALLY THE RUN WHY DOES IT START SENIOR YEAR SEPT FUCK YOU SPECIAL WEEK FUCKING DIE
>>545452660G turf too, it's umover.
>every fucking race today is double Nice NatureFUCK DEBUFFERSFUCK YOU IF YOU DEBUFF
>>545452492BC scenario will make them mandatory
>>545452670>>545452685Oh though she was the one keeping it closedI only got like 210 Wit
>>545452680Is she playing that find the nipples game that the Japanese youth love to play on each other
>>545450506BIKO WOULD NOT DO THISIT'S TOO DEGRADING FOR A HALL MONITOR AND CARROT RANGER FAN TO DO THIS
>>545452759looks like someone didn't get enough stamina. : >
>>545452647
>>545452510Wha- oh, it's open.
>>545452467Dirt umas are based>>545452660See >>545452620Many japs who have dirt oshis force them on turf CMs and still win through sheer autism still
i love mayano so much bros :)
>>545452816I bet Biko buys fujo Carrot Ranger Doujins at Umaket
Aiiieeee only 2* staminaGood thing the objectives are done
>>545450815>>545450916I wonder if Forever Young winning BC Classic will finally make Kaneko yield... I know he feared the scandal of his #1 beloved horse Deep Impact to rise up again but if he don't want to give Deep it's fine but atleast give us Kurofune Kamehameha and Apapane
>>545450284can i just borrow mlb riko and be fine if i have mlb kita and creek or do i also need mlb rice?
>>545452925I've been trying to get the 2 star speed one since it came out and I am SHOCKED how rare it is
>>545452829Shut the FUCK up. I just hate you debuffniggers.
>>545452703I had to put in someone to set the front distance against all these pace chasers. Ironically, McQueen doesn’t have any Groundwork and just relies on 900 power
>>545452778Teio and Neicha I get, but why is Daiwa Scarlet excited about this?
>>545452994you don't need riceshe's only a cope card for creeklets
>>545451496>Lucky Seven is gone unless you get it over taking 20 staminaAt least they're buffing L7 next week, right? by removing the 50% chance it does nothing
>>545452492>favorite umas are Inari One, Transcend, Wonder Acute and Espoir City.At least I got lucky with Inari having A on both Turf/Dirt but man...
>>545453036>doxxing civilians shame on you
>failed a 5% 80 speed training>got event drive-by'd by BOTH Biwa and Fujin>Tazuna didn't appear until senior yeari shall simply perish
>>545451983Kitasan has 3 mood up events and the scenario has 2-3 so I generally wait.
>>545452868i was scared for a moment all of those umas were dirt only but actually some of them are dual surfaces
>>545451850Max hints of Ramp Up, Homestretch etc in single friendship event
Wasn't the g1 affinity change a 1st anniversary change too? Any chance that just randomly drops on the 11th? Did cygames even announce it in JP when they changed it, since it's kind of hidden info?
>>545452759>One of them breaks from the pack and you realize it is actually an Ace Nature.
>>545453036but if you hit the stamina goals they can't even hurt you! you know those are there for a reason, right? Did you ignore all that advice?
The american scenario with Forever Young and Sierra Leone will make dirt great again. Trust the plan.
Now I need to grind some new umas tomorrow (Damn you Cygames)
>>545452282I'm a fan of this one.
>>545453057Scarlet would make her trainer give her 11 children
>>545453016i got 1 during the reset, hope you get it soon too
>>545451983I do one mood up on turn 2 usually, if it doesn't hit karaoke then as long as at least one of my cards has a mood up event I just power along. Neutral mood is just way too much stat loss not to bump at least once right away.
>>545452994Rice loses a lot of value with the guts rework we got in advance, since we can just use Urara now for the scenario. Rice will also be shit for MANT with her non-existent Race Bonus.
Do I run double dominator with my best ace or run triple ace for Finals?
>>545453137crayon eater
>>545453328the raped
>>545453384single dom double ace
>>545453185stamina was kind of a gaslight (assuming you get decent rng) I got A finals with this fatty just fine.
>>545451786>>545452868>>545453105>>545453130>>545453232>umasYou know the plural is uma, right?
>>545453484my umas look just like this but I do so much shitter than that, what are her skills?
Fuji post-race paizuris
>>545453439Yea I'm a fan of opera too. I wish he'd do an animation for her.
>>545451496So why is she called Full Armour again?
>le "Ace" le "Double Ace"All my Umas participating CM to win! They're all my aces! FFS
>>545453384triple ace
>>545453546RAPE mcqueen
>>545452968Kaneko would rather die AND write his will where he'll still cockblock Cygames from his horses beyond the gravei miss king kamehameha, just remove that annoying yuri schtick she had with amazon :'(
>>545453016That's my last one too... I really want that card at mlb for aoharu so I can rebuild my TT team with it.
>>545452736>hydrates you
>>545453384triple hybrid dom is the way
>>545453552literally just don't get a lobby with too many fronts
who the fuck would even roll for this
>>545453685Me
>>545450791
>>545453630No, I think her crown name is actually Mejiro
Now that Aoharu is almost here, what's your URA record?
I actually prefer if the lobby has 2 fronts. It means my pace can proc shooting and unique, easy wins
Anime buff
I just want to know why these umas with less than 300 guts just dodge all the fucking debuffs that I'm catching, I thought that guts in its current state at least meant something
>>545453685Fuku has ton of fans in xitter I believe
>>545453546Proof?
>>545452510>babby league
>>545453630I know, I still make sure to always say umas, animes, doujins, mangas, etc when posting here.
>>545453546this is america, we talk american here, all plurals have an s at the end, except moose which is MOOSEN
>>545453685People who like Fukukitaru.
>>545450791My better aces all were made using LB2 Kita.I'm still hoping for a cheeky spook during our freebies.
>>545452968No, he will never allow his horses here since he doesn't support gayshit. Cygames was retarded enough to pitch umamusume to him in the early days using a yuritrash pv with Kinkame.
>>545453685>Two inner rail skillsCan you even control wether or not your uma moves inside or outside during the race?
>4/5, lose because didn't proc accels>4/5, lose because didn't proc accels>5/5, >4/5, lose because didn't proc accels
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGET SHIT ON SEIUN SKY SHITTER
>whoa guys look at my Oguri Fat (as in obese) and SmellyMaru results
>rapes you and your wife
>>545453685>innate experiencenice euphemism for whoring around
>>545453546>>545453938I also like replying to wrong posts, on purpose of course.
>>545454092
>>545453881Was this a lucky round 1 match or something? How?!
>>545454114Why must you dox these bystanders. They did nothing wrong.
>>545453669YOU DIDN'T EVEN HYDRATE ME THAT COULD'VE SAVED IT BARELY BUT NO FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT I AM GLAD I DON'T HAVE YOU IN UMA FORM
>>545452492>Wonder acuteDear god, I feel heart brokenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM3uXu1Dq4c
>>545454080units that are at the head of their pack settle into the rail, units trying to overtake are the ones that tend to move outside. a unit with a mid-game velocity unique will generally have separated themselves.
So what’s your excuse for not running triple aces with your Oshi included?
>>545454207>2:10It's always the shitters momposting too lol
>celebrating an Obuhi Fat win ISHYDDT
>Queue A graded>Nothing but medium S frontrunners with debuffersVery cool!
Idk what the problem is, the special week card always gives gourmand
>>545454248Seeing as how she's a late surger, then isn't she always going to start moving away from the rail at the end? Are these skills much better on front runners?
>WitGOD is a Gurren Lagann fagHoly based
>>545454125this was consensual though
>>545454425Until she wasnt.
>>545453803
>>545453546ウマ /= 馬 thoughever
Can I still make it to A tomorrow if I landed in B today?
wtf, I just met a turf s medium s front s falcon in fucking open league.
if you used mlb kitasan you didn't beat the game
>>545454490I love my bro.
>>545453803Like 12k something
AHHHHHHHH SLACKER MIGRANE NIGHTOWLTHE CAREER BUFFS CAN'T COME SOON ENOUGH
Teio!
>>545454556Yes, you can do it!
imagine being forced to gobble this all nightoh no haha
Uh oh oonigersisters???
>>545452968Kaneko is a massive faggot by gatekeeping is horses to Cygames
>>545453685I will spark her in the all spark if she doesn't spook me before then.
>>545453931
Slut
>replace sub Narita for NN>win 9 of 10 races>barely lose to a stack Summer MaruI really was playing on a handicap.
>>545454619
>>545454643>forcedI'd eat it with infinite gratitude!
>>545454125this scenario wouldn't happen because Gold Ship IS my wife
>>545454556Queue at reset and hope that the sweats are all playing aoharu. If you run into whales... save the entries and play aoharu. Remember to save your borrow runs.
>>545452492>>545454228E Tier - Easily curbstomp turfneighas with a proper build>Smart Falco>Espoir CityF Tier - Tough, but achievable with the grindset mindset. For the most dedicated uma stans>Copano Rickey>Transcend>Shinko WindyG Tier - You'll never get this uma to win on the turf. Just give up. They live for the dirt only.>Haru Urara>Wonder Acute>Hokko Tarumae>Furioso
I HATE TEIOI SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE HER
>>545452492hold for the inevitablr usa career in ???? years
I LOVE TEIO I SERIOUSLY FUCKING LOVE HER
I LOVE TEIOI SERIOUSLY FUCKING LOVE HER
>>545454619>>545454712I was excited to start Teio's career after seeing these kinds of images but I never saw how the Yandere stuff span out from it.
gold ship actually behaving feminine really activates my neurons
>>545451943teio taiki and ryan
Is the update skipping the vaunted front meta?
Spark grind with free cards
I TEIO I SERIOUSLY HER
>>545454881It's mostly just from one event where teio gets jealous that you're checking out other umas besides her.
>>545454619>>545454712What I do after work is none of your goddamn business, Tokai-san
>>545454904>teioBlue or red?
Bros I hate my parents but I also want to make amends, what the fuck do I do (Wonder Acute tax)
>>545454687why does this nigga look so magnificent
>>545454228Her rivalry with Falco is kino at least. A shame they came out way later than Falco so they couldn’t be in her career in turn though. Instead she’s the final boss in basically all of them kek
>>545454967You could kill some Uma by using their family name like that.Be careful, Anondachi.
>>545453647>this newfag thinks the yuri shtick is removed from the franchiseAre we ignoring ballroom alts now?Instead of perverted yuri like the one in the trailer, we get classy yuri instead (it looks classy and proper in a glance so those boomer owners are not complaining.)
>Checking records of people I'm going against>None of them get first in anything recorded>One of them gets first against meKind of sucks knowing I'm the shitter they're going against to fix that, but whatever, I accepted being king shitter in B league.
DEATH TO TOKAI TEIO
>>545451757
>>545454712>>545454967
For those who have to borrow Kitasan Black, how easy is it for you to train an A+ uma?It's very seldom for me and I feel like I might be doing something wrong.
>>545455091ryanxwonbinyou fucking retard
>>545454881A lot of the yandere fanart is due to her character song having yandere undertones iirc
>>545455091what kind of looney tunes ass lobby are you in where king jobber is winning
>>545454125My wife does not lack stamina!
>>545455091nice censor bwo
>>545455110What? There's nothing wrong with it.
..................
>>545455091ryanxwonbin? yeah that's going to THE SHEET
So when does Golshi gaming end? When Ogurin forma hxlidays releases? 2 years from now?
>>545455228holiday ogurin releases next month bwo
>>545455215
>>545455215>pasa>mask off>confident
>>545455206>game has impossible missions
>>545454918So that's where NPC umas come from
>>545455290>january is next monthb-bwo?
>>545455137I'd say the same, I have pretty good sr's that are mlb and my creek is 3lb. I think it's just too much rng and not getting rainbows + lack of 9* sparks. Like for Oguri I managed an A+ ace in maybe a day or two using borrows but grinding SMaru's all month I couldn't get close to an A+
>>545454918Why are you grinding guts and wit sparks?
single mom in tracen
>>545455206>Just spark grind golshi/creek/fuku bro
>>545455170She wins if she Pumps, simple as.
>>545455004Because Flash is a remarkably handsome horse in general
>>545453931>>545454687gorgeous horse, gorgeous girl
>>545453685I want to roll for her, I really love Matikane
>>545454918>>545455347>the veterans toreina retire get physically reskinned into an NPC uma
>>545455405Doesn't Rudolf count as a single mother? Or father.
>>545455050Go break a leg, Tokai-san
>>545455405Would you rather a young single mom or never married at 50?
>>545455373I also have 3LB Creek. Thanks for the confirmation. Seems like having the flexibility to borrow Biko just pushes you over the edge.
>>545455137Not easy but not impossible, managed to get a usable A+ for the last CMs. Trick is to do 9001 runs and hope for the best.
Stop being so pretty or I will give you 20 children by force
>>545455137I can get one every 3-4 weeks. You really just have to wait for the highroll to show up.
>daiwa scarlet>pretty
>>545455215>>545455297having an uma also means having a super human as a bodyguard
>>545455405Haru Urara walking in on King Halo and I during passionate lovemaking and telling her we're just wrestling
>>545455405but i'm her husband
I fucking refuse to believe training percentages are factual, how the motherfuck do I fail SINGLE DIGIT PERCENT CHANCE SO CONSISTENTLY AS I MICROMANAGE EVERY DROP OF FUCKING ENERGY SO I DON'T EVEN GAMBLE ON IT MUCHI can't fucking play this game, forget a fucking "ace" I can't have a run not implode in my fucking face AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE GOOD LB SO MY STATS ARE SHIT ANYWAY
>>545455685shut the FUCK up vodka
DID YOU KNOW that Machikane Tanhauser just buys human hats and cuts holes in them
Not a single Haru Urara win?
>4/5>4/5>4/5>4/5I'll take it.
>>545455137never unless I'm doing some silly witmaxxing or gutsmaxxing
>>545455228reality itself bends in order to ensure that you will never truly see the end of Gold Ship
>>545455592For casual sex or for marriage?
>>545455728On the turf in front of all the fans?!Sometimes i forget umamusume is a world where the fans eat up trainer and uma romance
I'm ok with this. Welfare Brian made being both a Kitalet and Creeklet a bit less painful
>>545455004He had to save his Jockey going full meme at tenno sho for a reason.
>>545455786are you the win data anonbecause your horses are just cracked
Why the fuck does El Condor Pasa never proc her ultimate anymore?I have 900+ stamina, gold recovery proc, no debuffers.Did Jewgames nerf her because she was the best horse for every CM and wins every race with ease?
>>545455762>He doesn't gambleWrath of Shiraoki-sama be upon ye
>>545455091nice censor retard
>go against a Med S Turf S 1200/900/800 Oguri and win>go against a Med A Turf A 1100/800/700 Oguri and loseThis game SUCKS.
>>545455746King's good ending
What are they so afraid of?
>>545454970blue
>>545455091I believe in you toreina!
>>545455762play more luck based games like XCOM or Pokemon, then you'll realize how much the numbers don't matter and everything that isn't 100% is just 50%
>>545455645why is this canine tooth a thing? christ, daiwa's aesthetics are a fucking mess: giant hair, a fucking tiara, a collar, ribbons, some kinda blue feathers. only an insecure person would try to distract from themselves this much.
>>545455739>was wearing a swimsuit the whole time to show off to her trainer(totally not fiance)>trainer(absolutely not her fiance) looks at other umas>undresses and shows off her swimsuitcute, funny and petty
>want to make parents for next CM>forgot we have the buffs next weekShould I even bother or should I wait?
>>545455728CHUUUU
>>545455228have you not realized that this is Golshi's world?
>>545455968How as a business owner would you feel if two men strolled into your failing business only to offer 12 solid gold bars as "donations"?
>>545455529divorced dad energy
>>545456007You just can't handle peak blue
>>545455994Thanks dancho
>>545455928Victoria por plancha is a wit-check now and no longer a guaranteed activation
>lose hope of winning a single race>skip>NIIIIICE MACHUUU DESSSthank you ryan sama
>>545456026unless you're making groundwork parents it shouldn't matter
>>545455903thats me yeah
>>545455879YEAAAAAAAHTOREINAYOU BETTER BANG SUPER CREEK/NATIE OR WE WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
>>545455928you need to be 1st or 2nd, could be cucked by fronts, you also proc it really late, it needs to be in a straight in the last leg, the straight starts 400 meters in or so, so you are almost never going to get it in cm4
>>545455707Ywah but also that bodyguard is your rapist
>>545456007It's a little something called moe.
>>545455002I think you can try, but if they are 100% decided not to give you a chance, you shouldn't kill yourself over it. best of luck to you though
King Halo is REALLY annoyingI can't stand her stupid laugh when she wins.
waiter waiter, more front runners please
MORE LIKE EL PASSED OVER
>>545455928On what track? It doesn’t proc on all tracks
>>545456230you have to repay her somehow
it's not a good time to queue
>>545456285>2:11damn you guys suck
>>545456182why are umafans like this?
>>545456262good thing it doesn't happen often
>>545455483Is that why they had trainer go “damn she’s so majestic, I want to train her”.
>>545456273do rate engines by umapower in umaland
>>545456305remember that umas don't like trainers that are used goods
So if I have MLB sweep plus MLB Cafe SRs, with MLB Urara am I pretty much set even if I don't have kita or creek? It feels like I'm not far off of being pretty much fine without them
>>545456172What if I were to made a groundwork parent? I know Falcon is getting her card buffed for guarenteed groundwork and that guts matters more for the last spurt.
>>545455091>wonbinThe first Kpop fag I see playing /uma/ and it's on fucking 4chan out of all place. Surreal.
I wouldn't say I hate Teio but it's true every time I'm forced to see this smug face I want to punch her lights out
>>545456448Good. Trainers are for Ningen women only
Finally a single win... This is why I wanted to be in group B
how it started
>>545456467I swapped put Cafe for Top Gun and have much better results since she has that fat 10% training effectiveness. Worst case with Top Gun is getting the same abount of Stamina as with Cafe.
>>545456538I won't fall for the ningen propaganda, cygames
>>545456273Oguri isn't there because she's busy drinking oil
>>545455347>>545455513The next time you see 'Imagine Losing', now you know where she came from>>545455398Why not?Now if you don't care about guts and wit sparks you can use Suzuka and Spe or Goldship over Mambo and Dober
Aoi Kiryuin is a rare instance of a female human having half a strength of an uma musumeCanon btw
R.I.P. my 100% winrate in Open.
>>545456428I HATE CURREN
Work sucks. Life sucksI'm going to buy all 3 piggy carat packs to feel some sense of security and control
Why aren't thumbnails loading but the image loads instantly once I click on it
>>545455137i would have to luckshit some trainings, but i get pretty close pretty easily (above 11.5k normally)
>OpenNobody cares
>>545456196>>545456306Ah, so it's because of the track?It didn't proc in Arima Kinen career and CM4.I'm still used to the CM3 auto-win when she is pos 1/2 on the final stretch.
>>545456495it's just more hassle and not as goodfalco giving guarantee gw means you can fit in better skills for white sparks from more cards because you don't have to chase gw hints, also meaning better stats for G1s more more/consistent G1 sparks
>>545456603how its going now
>EMERGENCY!>THIS CANNOT GO OOON!
>>545456678Based
>>545456668How do you guys limit your umas to B?I only get C+ or B+, never B
So she can just do this?
>>545456796Director... Your stretching reps...
>>545456572it's american hours bwo matchmake in SEA or EU hours next time
DOTO LOCK IN
>>545456678>buying into random scamcha>controluuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh
>>545456495Sparks to discount groundwork is still nice to have. Just focus on making full URA parents for now.
>>545456876This is the same hours that got me 5/5 yesterday...
>>545456878post your doto
>>545456828I mean... Tachyon has created glowing liquid... or liquid that turn you to a guinea pig... World of Uma Musume outside the races is just that wacky
*cough* *wheeze* h-how are we holding up free2play bros...
Round 2 no problem
>>545456949>round 1 statsdoesn't matter, round 2 is the great filter as always
>>545456873Daughter of a sumo wrestler btw
>>545456953use her as LATE
I think this is the first time I got 2*+ spark with groundworks.
>>545456760That's true. I usually run Air Groove on all my parent runs, even for non-front parents, since I I'd rather have it and not need it and such. Though I suppose I could do some Ryan parent runs since she is probably never going to be used for a front ace besides affinity reason at the most.
HARIKITTE IKOU!
>>545457031I somehow ended up in Group A Round 2 again. I'm just happy to get into Group B Finals. My ace with 900 stamina, 650 power, and 3 gold recoveries keep losing to others without even max speed, 700 stamina at best, and 2 gold recoveries at best. I have no fucking clue why.
>>545456909My uncle works at cyjames, he'll refund my carats if my rolls go wrongI don't even know my uncle
>>545456616Definitely respect that, I've started getting +4s in races due to Cafe which has been really nice but overall I'd imagine the +10% on Top gun probably is better overall
>>545455137>For those who have to borrow Kitasan Black, how easy is it for you to train an A+ uma?Only possible if I'm doing 3SPD3WIT. Otherwise the best I do is floating between B+ and A
is this a MUST PULL?
I MADE IT INTO B FINALS THANK YOU TACHGOAT
>>545457114if you have ryan/maru/taiki they're still all good to do parent runs onHonestly, perhaps even creek or tachy
>>545457256Yeah bwo run a power card instead of a stamina card now that guts isn't a meme stat.
>>545457208>Otherwise the best I do is floating between B+ and ABwo... my deck is trash but an ace run is never below A, you need to change up your strategy.
>>545457068was the owner a sumo or something
>the best version of umapyoi densetsu is the male trainer that is more of a shitpost Seriously?
I'd rather you rest up fully before emerging from your cocoon.
>>545457328>if you have ryan/maru/taiki they're still all good to do parent runs onDanchou here, only Ryan/Maru are good for parent runs, preferably Maru. Remember, the more G1s the better your affinity, plus more points to buy skills for luck with white sparks.
>>545454114Oguri is 100% the greater evil.
>>545456820Just search "umamusume rank calculator". You will find a reddit link. Copy the scriptless version.
Only got 2 wins out of 5 in my free run. But I'm using a sub-1200 speed, sub-800 stamina, sub-700 power Smaru so I reckon I can probably grind out a better one before tomorrow's deadline. Not having Creek is a nightmare, because I've seen a couple times now my Smaru die right on the line or even a few yards short of the line.
>>545457419>A man does someone better than a femaleI'm shocked, truly
>>545457089are those uniques required? pump some iron I know but flowery maneuver?
>>545457031Kinda sad that I almost got a third win against a Mihono who didn't have great stats, but apparently decided to lock in and be able to ult when her record didn't show her getting any times in first, but RNG be RNG. But glad I even got ONE win, so I'm fine chilling in B unless tomorrow decides to be funny and throw me to the lions with a 3 win or more ticket. Happened in Cancer when I got one 4-1 and everything else in Round 2 was 0-5 or 1-4 lol.
>not a single sloptuber Virgo guide outthe silence is deafening, they are like fish out of water
>>545457419i agreed with this post until i heard fenomeno
>>545453036>oguri>smaruKill yourself fag, I'll debuff your metachasing nigger ass all I want
This is the first time I ever got my facilities leveled in this way.
>>545456196Hold up, why does a guaranteed proc only proc sometimes when I meet all the hp and position requirements?
>>545457652no one cares about globalkeks when the onsen kino is out right now
>>545457256depends on how many do you want to pull, you lose on swinging maestro but you can still get cooldown from scenario link team name
>>545456230ever hear of stockholm syndrome? you'll learn to like it
>>545457652You sweet summer child. Sloptubers now paywall early guides. The only release it to public later.
>>545457781Just use Urara for the scenario. The guts rework fucked her over.
Gyaru Creek?
>>545457256maestro with +1 power +1 stamina on lb1 personally id run power rice + urara but creek + welfare rice isn't a bad idea
>>545457927
>>545457358
>>545457256>powOOFbig yikes. just use your creek
>>545457927I believe in Shiraoki-sama now!
>>545457927HUUUUUUUUHH?
>>545457909She would never turn to the dark side
>>545457927Abdomen too short, cute otherwise
>>545457927IS THAT
>>545457729....You're joking right?You're not a witlet are you??
>>545457927You cant just turn my horse wife into a cat...There has to be some rule against this.
>>545457927I've been blessed by Shiraoki!
>>545458020this one is specially cute
>>545457143+25
We love flat chests, huh?
>>545457729Nta but on this track everyone and their moms will have procced their accels already way before pasa can do her ult, so you wont be 2nd when the window comes
>>545458217Nah
you will not guess what the blue and pink are
>Rice is a meme now that Urara is the mainstay for Aoharu>R cards, i.e. R Riko, also got buffed so rolling for SSR Riko without MLBing her is even more pointlessgrim
>>545458293MY EYES
>>545458217yes
>>545457909My gyaru mommy.
>>545458101Well, I'm more of a casual player...I just wonder because it actually proced one time just now, and I don't know what was different here.
>>545457927Matikunny!
545458321I didn't ask
>>545458217Depends on the dayhttps://files.catbox.moe/sz0zi5.png
round 2... did not go well
>>545458430heat season with Taiki must be hard
>>545458293Delete this.
>>545458217Mayhaps
>>545458321speed 3 long 1
When making parents, there's no reason to get the gold skill correct?
>>545458359Based
>>545458409i thought this was a cm code and tried to put it in
>>545458521Pretty sure it's +epsilon chance of getting the spark.
>>545457927MISFORTUNE
So if we got the 1 year anni changes in the half anni....what are we getting in our 1 year anni?
>>545458521Gold has a higher chance of turning its white version into a spark
>>545458598Auto.
>>5454585981.5 updates?
>>545458504xd
>>545458401>>545458101* Is it because later in the race my HP is already too low?
>>545458521doubles the odds of the matching white skill appearing as a spark
>>545458709>reddit tachyondeserved
my seiun sky can't finish first in the Leo Cup for some reason. Even if I trigger her Angling and Scheming, I still lose on the last home stretch somehow (even losing to my own pace and end closer)what am I doing wrong? She has 1200 spd, 800 stam, 600 wit, with Swinging Maestro and U=ma2. is that not enough?
At last a true challenge. Harder than "train with 5 trainees at the same time" and "get 3 cuties from the claw machine" combined.
How many hours do we have with making Aoharu aces before finals?
>>545458217Well...
>>545457781Is Adrenaline Rush still a meme skill or is it usable after the patch?
>>545455065As far as I'm aware this game is literally for everyone galore, all I desire is for her Digitan-esque trait to be at least toned down. Yes, I know he banged almost every Sunday mare, but still.We already have two brownies, why not a third?
so 95% of the free2play population has died off by now right
>just reused my old Taurus MVPGOLDSHI RACEGOLDSHI CMGOLDSHI GAME
>You need 600 stam for cancer because of the stat bonus thing>Suddenly Virgo also requires 600+ stam is this another gaslight
>>545458521it makes the chance of the getting spark from 20-25 to 40% base
SEAPOORS WOKE UPQUEUE NOW
Is it weird if I ship my danchou with another club's danchou?
>>545458774I got a 3* stamina spark doing this so I can't complain
Get your 9* guts friend before they fill up.
>2/5 three times in a row>first two races against giga piggu 13000+ summer maruzenskies all three times>third and fourth races against people that shouldn't even be in group A>last race against giga piggu summer maruthe formula is getting boring
>>545458750It's fine, we go again
>>545458883There's no stam/guts check on hanshin 1600 turf. Pretty sure it is 901 power now.
>>545458859Why do you think they're giving 100 free pulls/resetting the meta to bring them all back?(I'm them)
>>545458883you need 600 stam because it's mile dumbass
>>545458430Is Uma milk good for you?
which umas pantyhose
>>545458969Only thing I ship my danchou with is with a metal bat to the head
>>545458784>this is just my opinionand mine too
>>545458975I got one of those on the 30th so now I am doomed to not get a good stam spark for a very long time.
>>545458859if we go by steam stats, 75% of players have quitit's probably less though because there hasn't been "must-pull" moment comparable to kitasan black
This Tracen sport confuses me! Why does Oguri, the hungriest of them, not simply eat the other trainees?
>>545457624they are all important, at least for me.
Start a family
>>545459215The IKEA shark?
>>545459313Trans rights :)
>>545459215
luv me Bancho
Since they are accelerating qol changes, when is the earliest we can expect to get auto?
>>545459351What does Blåhaj have to do with that?
>>545458767Med S status?
>>545459092>if we go by steam stats, 75% of players have quitPaypigs are much less likely to have quit due to sunk cost fallacies.90%+ of F2P being gone seems like a reasonable assumption.
>>545459440it's become a meme that every troon owns one so they became associated with them
sex with umas
DOTO-CHAN WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF TIME! DON'T GOOF UP!!!! EVERYTHING IS RIDING ON YOU NOT GOOFING UP!!! WE MIGHT NOT EVEN HAVE A CHANCE IF YOU DON'T GOOF UP BUT THERE'S A LITTLE HOPE! DOTO-CHAN PLEASE!!!!!
are we all redoing our aces tomorrow?
>>545459390
>>545459281
>>545459392one on the right should have her unique special edited in
>>545453685>Late>Skill for when near the inner rail
>>545459512A lot of troons also own a copy of New Vegas but only the terminally online automatically associates the two.
>>545458767If only there was a way you could post something like a visual representation of your uma so we wouldn't have to guess at what could be wrong. Maybe moot will add support for that someday.
2 FUCKING WEEKS SINCE THE LAST TIME SHE APPEARED BEFORE THE END OF CLASSIC YEAR WHAT THE FUCK GREEN WHORE
>Gold Early Lead event hint and front straight/corners hints, random event focuswtf this welfare card is better than most gacha cards
>>545459438first anni maybe
>>545450483Some of these were really close
>>545457031Its my 2nd time being qualified to Group A finals, but my chances are bad due to unity cup stat buffs everywhere and lack of good SSR cards outside of MLB Kitasan. Its hard already to proc S Medium>>545457167You got a chance to borrow MLB SSR Riko next reset and qualify again.
>>545459547Nah im redoing my TT teamsIm running out of refills to hunt witcucks
>>545459554
>>545459619I am terminally online. Where else would I be?
>>545459547i dont think im gonna beat my tickezo insane luck run but ill redo my pace chaser probably
Your wins are invalid, metawhores
>oguri shat and saggy hagyou have 0 wins
>>545459737
>spam runs with nishino cunny support>charm event never appearedfuck
Sex with Chrono
>>545459936>using a card with 0 speciality prioretard
>>545459638Damn few days ago I got mine sept classic week when i was already on the 4th bar a year ago
>>545459893
>>545459459Med and Turf S.After Angling and Scheming activates, pace/late surgers immediately go past me. I thought Angling was free win?
>>545460037at least she gives buffed beeline burst soon....
She's too old to start a family with...
>ESL translator is releasing one chapter after another of CingrayFucking finally. I don't care about the quality, those lazyass translation team can suck a dick
>>545459513Sex with Satono Diamond's boobs
>1/5 1/5 3/5I survived
>>545453685she's so cute. lolita style RPG shop keeper look. distance & style aptitude make her the easiest medium/long parent to make.
>>545459513But they are students and trainers(me and you) are teachers
>>545460080If your front doesn't have a sizable lead by the time the procs Angling, she can still lose
What’s the domestic abuse statistics for Uma household? They are likely to be the breadwinner and are physically stronger than their ningen spouse. If the spouse is male it’d be harder for the spouse to speak out since there are social stigma associated with male domestic abused victims.
>>545460135I can still save her
>>545459513Why do they say Trainer x Trainee relationships are taboo?
>>545460175but umas have the power here because they're all famous and can get other trainers any time. plus there's the part where they could fold grown men like a pretzel if they felt like it. if anything we need a toreina support group so they can get out of these abusive relationships
>>545460340ningen propaganda
>>545460063
>>545460158PLEASE be in my finals.
>>545460297Nah, she's going to save (you) from depression
>>545459107Oguri just hasn't figured out she can eat other people yet
>>545460340nobody says thatthe racing fans thirst for it and tracen should both encourage and deliver on it
>>545460063>>545460473she's kinda like a cat
>>545460080not this time because non-Front has access to Red Shift/ShootingForVic again
>>545460135Nonsense, she's still a young girl despite how she acts normally
>>545460529in pixiv there is even a tag called "nyanhattan cafe" lol
>>545460415This is what a trainee half your size can do at half her power, imagine what a full-sized uma can do with her power
>>545460063So whats her career like
>>545460152Do we get free rolls for dia, i need her so bad
>>545460080you need to be far enough ahead that momentum carries you and you don't burn out before the finish line. otherwise oguri's fat ass will zoom by and swipe it. that's what I've seen happen to SMarus all day
>>545460597cute!
>>545460529She's in the neko musume group
>>545460502I would love to
The day that sun will shine us will come KingChads.
>>545460523Do the fans want to see after hours Wining Live?
>>545458995I hit a race with two ultra smarus and two NN with an added Bride Maya debuffer. If only I had MLB Creek and Kitasan too… Anyway, getting third in A finals won’t be too bad.
ウマオオオオ is recruiting one active member!Only requirements are 60m+ fans a month and don't flatline for 3 days or more. Since we're a bit into the month already the mid-month check will be more lenient to newcomers.Drop ID if interested!
When will Riko support card with free pulls be released?
>>545460473
>>545460725Why is she always so sweaty?
>4th bakushin 1100+ speed run>STILL missing that bastard 2* spark missionwhose fucking idea was this
>>545459517This was me earlier today as well. Including the goof up.
>>545460875>already a week into the month and he's still recruitingdamn ain't NOBODY wanna be in a S club anymore
I saw a Doto who bought Shatterproof, and it procced and proceeded to do absolutely nothing, rip that guy. Anyway, thanks to that lobby along with the other guy running a bizarre A+ Fukukitaru that had max speed and wit but didn't have any debuffs, she had two recoveries, one of them was Iron Will. Don't know what that was, but I'll take the pity win to settle in B.
I didn't win a single race... it's over...
>>545460897
Doto pero pero
>>545459517even if you got that you'd still probably cap out at like 1080 speed max so don't worry about it
>>545461234it's a trap to punch you
>>545458767Is she a solo front?Why are using uma2????
Are you going to roll any more than the 100 free rolls on the next banner?
>>545461180>>545460897Please....
>>545460803The person who comes in 18th in the Ura Finals is bred live in front of everyone by an ugly bastard as punishment.
>>545461386Yes
>>545461386maybe, if i pull something good from the 100 fweebies
>>545461327DOTO PUUUNCH
>>545461180
>>545461386Almost certainly unless I get godly luck or something. Should have 60k still by new year to hopefully MLB Kita and get Xmas Oguri.
>>545461386yes, will pull 100 rolls with carat + 10 free day one
>>545461386I already planned to do at least 20 pulls just because my deck is so bad. Sitting at 36k carats so I can afford it, but I really should save them for the Kitasan banner. No Kitasan, 0lb Creek. Life is hell.
>>545461121You still have tomorrow, bwo, just need to be quick so people aren't making crazy aces in the Aoharu rush.
that was VERY CLOSE OH MY LOOOOOOOOORDnow to get bronze on the finals yippee
>>545461386No, but what time does it go live. I'm F2P and haven't pulled for supports more than like 20 times.
>>545461521
How much is 0.1 accel?
>>545461386dependsIf I get something like LB3 Rice/Riko I might as well finish themIf I get 0 I won't bother
>>545461386I don't have anything to roll with after german boobs drained me dry
>>545461386pfft, fuck no, I'm saving.
>>545461629Aoharu won't be out at Daily Reset bwo, it'll be out 7 hours later when the new cards come out and CM refreshes.
>>545455746there's something heartwarming about porn artists drawing cute trainer-uma momentsthe artist of the pic you posted makes the most gargantuan blobs being subjected to hardcore action and yet has a kind enough soul to craft a beautiful image of King moments before bursting in tears of joy when she's presented the choice of permanently staying together with her trusted partner.the umanko ban was and will be grieved upon, but it has its perks, like this one phenomenon. >mfw no one has made a King entry for Umayome
>>545461686>running the mightiest mediumerI respect it. I made one too but she did too poorly in testing.
>>545460660>>545460259>>545460539I see thank you. I keep getting beat by Smarus or Oguri Cap
>>545461386I'm not rolling support for a long while so yeah.I have Creek so I'm hoping I can get away with only borrowing Fine Motion for the next 4 months.
I got regular Maruzensky for the scam gacha.Is she strictly a grandparent or can I get enough G1 wins to raise the compatibility?
>>5454617510.1m/ssame as getting firm/wet conditions
>>545461386100 rolls are more than enough
>>545461386yes, already got kitasan black MLB from natie banner
>>545461445Uhhhh
>>545461386I am in desperate need of better SR's
>>545461740
>>545461445god why did that turn me on, I'm gettin' isolated and weird
>>545461828>that artist, drawing umaMORE!
It's a Oguri pace and Taishin CMYou will get bricked if you build onige Suzuka
>>545462034pace cant catch oonige
>>545462034I thought the point was to use her as a blocker against A&S?
finally done with half anniv special mission, nice free MLB stam card before Aoharu.will the free SSR support selector locked behind mission too?
wtf, why there's no even a single speed spark dropped since this event started?
>>545461917I was thinking of the doujin fighting game Variable Geo where there's CGs of the loser in the match always gets raped by the crowd watching
>>545462087That's so funny frontcuckThe skills of this CM are called "Straight Descent" and "Highlander"You will lose>>545462126You can do that but you don't need it when your Oguri and Taishin accelerate to the moon with the perfect conditions this track offers to them
>>545461838not sure how good this is but she has won her fair share of races, she was key on this 3/5 but not as consistent as i guess other medium pace chasers like ogurii think she can't even procc THH unless extremely lucky skill proccs kek
>>545461869its better as grandparent but can work as parent too i think
>>545458883>700 stam for oonigevery devilish gaslight
>>545461386By the time the 100 rolls finish it would already be CM
>>545462208>>545461445No one would want to watch that...
>>545458883Keep in mind there is no such thing as having too much stamina
>>545462029If you want to see more of their works you're gonna need to subscribe to the Satono's newsletter!
>>545462000
1-2-2-4 I made A finals for the first time!!!!Did everyone give up this CM?
>>545462480>need to subscribe to the Satono's newsletter!Fuck me thrice then, cuz I'd rather not, even tho I enjoy this artist a lot.
>>545461386Do we get 100 free tickets, or 100 rolls worth of carrots? If the latter I'm saving for my coffee daughter cat wife
>>545462485
>>54546264610 free rolls per day, not ticket, not carrats
Fellow trainers on Umachan, what should I do when my Uma starts behaving like this?
>>545462739
>>545462723then the tenner a day and nothing more
>>545462441Japan is really into humiliation porn for whatever reason.
>>545462793Cute dog
Why is Smart Falcon acting as Flash's wingwoman?
>>545462739lots of pats
>>545462087Bro are you retarded? There's not a single video of JP server where a big nigger actually won.
>>545462879 >>545462904CORRECT ANSWERS!
This got 5th place and it was a whale deck.
You guys need to hit the gym.
>>545462739How often does this dog go into heat?
>>545462894Meanwhile Flash only appearing like in one scene in Falco career and has no lines... this german uma kinda cold no wonder she's friendless
>>545463095this nigga got no accelsdefinitely a clueless whale
>>545463095that's clearly a gemini ace
>>545461386Nah I'm still saving for Manhatten Cafe
>>545463115Whenever you wake up with a boner.
Does anyone have the Kitasan cuck copypasta?The one with>Sweep tosho, now that's a fine lookin marei looked through 15 pages of the archive and coudlnt' find it. maybe it only gets reposted as an image or something?I would appreciate a repost. Please take this sweep as tribute.
>>545463095yeah power is the issue here
>>545463102well, being overpowered by a creature half my size would unironically hurt my ego too
>>545463274
>>545462739I end up giving her what she wants. It's easier that way.
>>545454656WHAT THE FUCK IS AN OONIGESOMEONE ANSWER MEEEE
>>545463095What the fuck is with the uniques? What the fuck is with the skills?That Uma is a trainwreck. He should give me his account, I'll give those Umas a good home.
>>545461386Nope, saving for my uma wife
>>545460135and other lies you could tell in the internet!
>>545463516LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GRANNY
>>545463516:o
>>545461053i earn fans at S tier club rates but joined an A club instead since they're more comfy
How long til she comes to global? >>545463516Hey wait a minute...
>>545460135>>545463516
rate day 3 of CM
>>545463516Mods you can let this one stay
>>545461386It takes like 80 pulls for a spark so why not
>>545462894She's a good friend.
>>545463649wait, Chevacchi shouldn't drink that
>>545462973!!!
>>545463516Umanko...
>>54546366315/20 just like the last two days I've lost to some of the most retarded shit I've ever seen and have beat whales so now I know that medium is the meme CM.
>>545463745Why not?
Not only would she say that.She would make the okay sign to the camera.
>>545462610Don't worry, anon, it only requires a $1.99 dollar fee and signing a contract with a loyalty clause! It'll be done soon pretty fast!sorry if I accidentally implied the artist paywalls his uma posts that's not true
>>545463843bwo every fucking cm is a meme
>>545463873she's too young for that
>>545458824Better than maestro if we get what is now on jp
I'm starting to get bored with this game...
Teio rape
>start watching uma>road to the topthis was ok but vega was weird and ntr was boring>new erareally fucking good. great direction, a ton of visual storytelling, tachy & pocket felt pretty fleshed out for a movie length production. pocket flat erotic>season 1ass except for the comedy>season 2ass except for twin turbo>3 episodes into cinderella greyreally good and I look forward to watching it. season 1/2 were something I just put on for the sake of it but I genuinely want to watch this. side characters in 1/2 were about as interesting as pokemon, they just came on screen did their gimmick and that was it. the umas at this school are clearly having character arcs and the screen time necessary for it. i will only watch uma content produced by cygamespictures from now on.
>>545463847
>>545461386I'm f2p so I skip card bannersCan't afford to roll them
>>545462480Wait I recognize this artist, they used to draw a lot of Melt back when FGO was still relevant
>545464068No one asked tbqhwufml
>>545463937I want Dia to abduct and rape me
>>545450284This is good.But I like this better.
>>545463995It's pretend beer don't worry.It's just juice with foam.
>>54546366312/20 i'm paying the price for cutting too much stamina in favor of power. my umas are just dead if i meet two natures
>>545463937>it only requires a $1.99 dollar fee and signing a contract with a loyalty clauseNyooo.... The money I can deal with, the contract however...
>>545463847Cheval is so cute
>>545464068I asked and care anonCG is probably one of the better anime to come out in the last few years IMO, it looks good, sounds good, and it's very engaging.
>>545463663About what I expected, 2-3 and 1-4s, only thing I'm mad about is spending on the fourth ticket and going 0-5 lol oh well, getting to be in B is fine.
>>545463649You'll be waiting an eternity
>>545463843bro wtfi had like 75% winrate in round 1i have like 10% winrate in round 2
>>545463847>>545464342
>>545450149Hishi Akebono is what really makes this pop for me.>>545451086>>545450815She's so much cuter when she's too young to use a cell phone.
>>545464068most deranged opinion i've seen yet about the Uma Anime
>>545464520still less than Gentildonna
>>545464547how did she multiply... whatever CHEVYS FOR EVERYONE
>>545459638it's really rare for me to not date her before classic. if she isn't on guts or power I chase her pre-debut/junior.>>545464389>CG is probably one of the better anime to come out in the last few years IMO, it looks good, sounds good, and it's very engaging.I was genuinely surprised. The other stuff I was watching just because I was playing the game and wanted to see more of the girls outside of their careers. CG isn't just something for fans its actually good
>>545464520I'm used to the waiting.
>>545450149Riko you hag bitch, I know you want to fuck my trainer
What happens to students who retire from racing? Do they keep attending school?What happened to Kitasan at the end of her season?
>>545458293Hoyl sex
>>545463416https://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/half-anni-balance-patchScroll down a bit until you see `The Runaway aptitude skill was added.' part and read that
The event helper on gametora got an update today, I just noticed.
Why does a generic npc front runner uma with no skills win against a big nigger suzuka with angling and scheming by half a length on average, with both having the same stats?
>Triple Nice Nature race>My witlet Eishin Flash late starts>Spends the whole race lagging in 9th>Blasts past everyone at the end because she's the only one that didn't get her stamina destroyedExactly as planned
>>54546366317/20 but fewer 1-2 finishes.
>>545464862Schlaues pferd!
>>545464837Shitzuka is a fraud.
>>545464737>What happens to students who retire from racing?they marry their trainers
>>545463102Why is she rape-baiting?Her trainer is going to get arrestedIs she stupid?
surprised i got to a finals with this team, was really expecting well-built double front - flex teams to run me over but i ended up meeting only one of those as the rest just had 0 accel skills, even met a teio that was S rank yet had no accel skills. in terms of the % rate is it better if all aces are placing 50% in top 3 than having just 1 ace doing 50% for win rate? ive constantly seen all my runners hit top 3 every race with the very few exceptions of 1 getting lagged behind to 6th-8th
Ain't no way
>>545461798Surely you got more stuff brewing soon?
>>545463095>pace uma>front and end skills>maverick>long straightaways???
>>545465007is this some weird larp or are you just retarded? your team is A finals easy. You either have part-whale deck or had very lucky runs and good parents
I talked with Eishin Flash just now and she said >Sprich Deutsch, du Hurensohn.She said its a good luck charm.
>>545464327
>>545465007Those umas are better than the strong majority anon. That a free finals trip even without the medium Ss
>>545465007>Humblebrag post>Look inside>Optimized Medium S team
>>545464837Oonige being good is a gaslight, as always
>>545465212WIFE!>>545465204FUCKING BASED!
Eishin Flash gets blocked too easily. She NEEDS that Late Surger Savvy+ or more wit to make up for it
Why can't German women act normal?
oguri sisters i thought WE were the most loved idol horse....
>>545460875UpdateWe now have 2 (TWO) spots openDue to a lack of candidates and our need for manpower, new applicants only need to do 50m+ for this first month.Leave your ID if you are interested!
Safe.
>>545465265this artist also draws lots of porn
>>545464741Okay, thank you, I was getting a lot of people saying it was a 5th running strategy, but that's not literal. Will Groundwork still be coveted?
>>545465326she has such mom energyI'm sure our daughter will turn out well
>>545465396grim
>>545463663I went 2/5 in my first run with double stam debuffers, switched to double speed debuffers and went 1-4 and 0-5 lmao, then switched back to double stam and went 4/5.
>>545465430Proofs?
>>545465440>Our daughterThat would be Teio
>>545465396>5 days into the month alreadyIt's over umadacchi.
I need a Flash wife so badly
>>545463663First time in Graded league and I got absolutely blown out in round one, but today went 12/15. So I'm gonna cope to preserve my ego and say the game rigged itself against me in round 1
How do I tell my club that I don't want their asses to be only doing 200k per day, even though I recruited them last month by saying there is no quota for my club?
You know, being German myself, hearing Eishins Dad say "Schatzi" to her is weird because usually this is something used from women towards their partners.Sure, it works its just a cute nickname, but I don't think I ever heard anyone call their kid that way.
>>545454125Why is biting so common in horny uma art?
>>545463095Wish I got this nigga for finals probably was taught how to play by some vtuber twink from SEA at $45/hr
>>545465528But Teio's my wife though?
>>545465383Those polls always have recency bias, just check the one they did this year(I think?) and Oguri is still 3rd but 1st and 2nd are more recent horses
>>545459013They are resetting the meta because their code is fucked and they can't bring qol without that.
early cases of sour grapes I see
>>545465638Guys use it as well my brother.
>>545465528Yeah....
>>545465626You don't. You wouldn't want to be a LIAR would you anon?
>>545465626just tell everyone there's no quota but if they don't do 1 mil a day then they will be kickedez
>>545465383whats this from? Bancho domination. Ahhh I feel angry every time I remember there is only 1 alt coming for Bancho so far and supposedly their owner sucks ass so who knows if we'll get another.
>>545465626encourage them that you're about to hit the next rank if they do or something
>>545465396Danchou you have to start poaching
>>545465621I want to marry Flash and Falco
>>545465728 >>545465685My cute wife Luna + our super duper mega cute daughter Teio!>>545465383 >>545465758>Brian DominationNice!
>>545465519https://x.com/tnsrk612not uma porn thou
>>545465621normally im a big fan of the mommy side ponytail, but it looks weird on Eisen. Her normal hairstyle is too fitting for her head/face
>>545465871She's so cool...
>>545465758https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dream_Horses_2000
>4 stat hints in a rowI fucking hate this system
These danchodes.... they only see us as numbers.....When will they learn to see the people behind those numbers..
I can't believe I missed the uma+KFC collab I hate it here
>>545465916Cute ponytail like that is hot as well shut it
>>545465626Start an UmaFans
>>545465934I can't read moon runes, anon
>>545465626trust me you don't want to do the same CUMA danchou did, either tank the month or tell them right now so they have time to find a new club
>>545465976what do you bring to the club besides your numbers
>>545465829I'm similar to /uma/ club's danchou in that I don't like instigating drama in other clubs just so they fall apart and then I can poach their membersMainly just on the lookout for anons here in A or A+ clubs that do more than 50m+ a month and would like the rewards of a S rank club.I know they are out there.
just here eating some sweet potatoes
>>545464520+1 year for summer alt...
>>545465976rise up...........
>>545465954Haru Urara always gives stat hints.
>>545466082dirt shoes
>>545466080w-what happened to CUMA danchou?
>>545466008Gonna take a wild guess you're ESL.
>>545466138That's not who I was getting hints from, fuck you
>>545466084how do you know (You)r member wasn't poached?
>>545466124Taishin you will get fatter
>>545463663 5/5. I still have 2 sets to do but this is farther than I was hoping to get.
>>545466195Gonna take a wild guess by saying you're brown.
>>545466084>i dont like drama>proceeds to try and create drama
>>5454636633/5, 2/5 so far... not looking good
>>545466084how much higher are S rank rewards anywayand is it worth betraying my A+ club for
>>545466292Why do ESLs always lash out so obviously when they get called ESL? lol. If you're "saying" something in this context, that's more of a declaration, not a guess.
I'M LE STRONGEST STAYER
>>545466162i don't have the pic but>started as a casual club you do you>moved the goalposts to like 600k daily (in retrospective not bad right now, it's the fact he recruited as a casual club)>had a whole ass chart about its members and how many fans they got>fast forward to the next month he burnt out after getting fucked in the kitasan banner and quitbut the main point is the important one, if someone started a club and said it's casual, it's better to keep it like that or give people time to move
>>545466402sex with palmersex with helios
>>545466084I'm actually tempted, but my new club is so nice and comfy that I'd feel super bad to leave them already...
>>545466402A maiden's courage
>>545463663I got demoted to group B so whatever I do now doesn't really matter, the free carats are nice though
>>5454663622700 for A+3150 for SNot worth imo
>>545466562>>545466562>>545466562
>>545465437Now that much I don't know for certain, but it's safe to assume every front runner (Big Runner or otherwise) will want GW
>>545466252Soul.
>>545463663Disaster. Running into teams with Summer Maru and/or Oguri Cap isn't exactly fun. At this point I'm just glad I made it into a finals, even if it's the B one.
>>545466579retard
>>545466194cute!
I don't understand why people would get burned out. Just do like 1 less run or something per day lol
>>545465996Yeah it sucks that it was only available in Kentucky and Illinois, unfortunately Oguri ate all the chicken before they could extend it to other states...
>>545466302Can you read? I literally just said I'm like /uma/ club's danchou that we don't like poaching from other guilds.>>545466362It's honestly not too much, S rank gets 3150 carats versus A+ rank getting 2700I'd say if you like your club and are comfy in it already then you should just stay. I'm mainly looking for anons who aren't too attached and just want more rewards for playing the same as they always have.>>545466528Then please stay! When it comes to recruitment, I always prioritize (You)r needs. If our club meets your needs then we'd love to have you, but if (You) feel happier where you're currently at then I'd rather you keep being cozy.
>>545466662Danchou will murder me and my family if I don't hit quota.
>>54546666250 borrows a day would've fixed those
best cards for a pace chaser?
>>545466637you are brown and sea
>>545466893I don't need your portfolio
>>545466467Thanks for the advice anon I think I'll just let everyone do as they wish cope with B+
>>545466637???What are you calling him a retard for?
>>545467145Because he's indonesian and lacks impulse control
>>545465171got lucky at the same time this was my first ever A+ uma i got while grinding for cm4 aces 2 days before it started, random mayano run getting a decent spark then snowballed into one of my ace oguri runs getting stam and med giving my tachyon a better parent to work with. deckwise i managed to get the mlb cafe recently so it just ended up replacing my mlb zenno as my go to
>>545467145He is an indo seanigger that got cucked by NTR anon who is a gigachadThe thread was timely made, we are at bump limit and only 10 images leftSee the nigger faggot projecting >>545467225
>>545467301I can't tell if you're joking or just that ignorant? You have freaking MLB creek and cafe. It'd honestly be sad as fuck if you couldn't make umas to compete in A finals with ease, brodachi.
>>545467361discord link sis?
>do maru parent run with fine motion, nishino and air groove for hints>get only three nishino hints>+6 speed only lolFucking waste of time since she never showed for right handed and fall runner. My hint luck has been garbage, but this was the worst hint run ever.
>>545467447not really i had a bad experience when taurus came out so my expectations werent that high when it came to another medium cm
>>5454636635/54/55/51/5Oh nyo
