Previous: >>545450149>Global Game NewsCurrent Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 2Current Rate Up: Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)Current CM: LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m11/06 - Half Anniversary Part 311/06 - Unity Cup Scenario Release11/11 - Balance Adjustments AKA Umamusume 2https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/11/13 - Legend Races11/16 - VIRGO CUP - Hanshin 1600m11/24 - Story event>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Transcend alt (3*), SSR Tokai Teio (Speed), SSR Hoshina Kiyoko (Pal)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owner)
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Is aoharu gonna be the usual 9pm UTC?
Bigwa is cute.
>>545466675Very cute
I really hate that cygames made umas so adorableIt's ruined my expectations for real women only Japanese and Korean women come close in cuteness to me
>1641 Knew we would lose count on the last disaster triple thread, probably have before in the past as well.
>2-3 uniques>Professor>FF>OYL>Mid-race velocityHow am i supposed to get skillpoints for all that?
>>545466562This is the final CM where casual f2ps can compete in the A finals. Lets just enjoy the ride bros.
When is the Riko banner available?
time to poach danchou
Asking again why there's so much biting in the horny art.
>>545466890This is the last CM where I can call myself F2P. I'm transitioning to whale
Now for the finals to annihilate my ass
>>54546690518 hours and 13 minutes.
>>545466775>real wom*nNot even worth considering
>>54546690519 bongs 15 bings
>>545466890What's your reasoning for that?
this could be us.............
I had to do a double take at this umas name
>nigger creek doesn't finish her event
Same time as CM round 2 day 2 starts
>>545466775what about real umas??
>>545466890I'm f2p but Cy wants me to be a FR slave. Gave me S.M and SS
>>545466963holy shit this is cute
are you ready?
ウマオオオオ is recruiting two active members!Normally the requirements would be 60m+ fans a month but due to a lack of candidates, the fact we're already a couple days into the month, and our urgent need for trainerpower, only 50m+ will be required for the newcomers. The mid-month check will also be more lenient to newcomers as well.Only other rule is please do not flatline for 3+ days without a notice in advance!Drop your ID if interested!
Haha, get outplayed.
>>545466963Yeah what was I thinking
Butt who was the cinderella gay?
>>545466890Don't be casual then? F2P can beat whales, but you have to work for it.
>>545467153I wanted to join but my club has gotten their shit together last month and we're in a comfy 200 rank now so I'm staying there.
>>545467175you
>>545467045I'm not having sex with a real Horse...
When are we getting a banner that's worth rolling on? I don't want Eishin Flash and there's literally no point rolling for a Support that's not gigameta.
First CM where I got 5/5 wins on any set, everI did sweat hellishly for S.Maru, but Flash was my blessing, she just came to me
>>545466837Aoharu gives you a lot of skill points if you aren't a retard.>>545466890I've been using my Taurus Cup Uma for this Champions Meet, the exact same ones. I have literally put no effort into making Uma's for Leo at all and I still win 3/5 of my races at least on Graded. If I can do that as F2P then surely you're just over exaggerating.
It's a shame that Fuku has no sex appeal...
Why did we get FREE dresses in the mail??
Teio cumming her brains out from Toreina's dekai otona ochinchin slaming into her chibi umanko
>>545466989Cards usage per uma are now specialized in newer scenarios and alot of skills has been fixed thats equal in JP server which f2p has no access to MLBsWhats a f2p FR gonna do deploy kitasan and sweep while whales can go Kitasan and Suzuka
>>545467312Teio, get him.
>>545467345>a lot150-200, so one more white skill
>>545466942Same here. I realized that if I keep struggling as F2P I'll just quit the game out of frustration faster. Might as well pay money to chill out and farm wins off of brown people for my daily dopamine.
>>545467153No thanks, I don't need a faggot checking on me daily and half in the month to see what I am doingThe fuck you think you are? My boss? Fuck off niggaI will flatline and then farm 50m in a week if I have toBut not for you, I will do it for my A+ club who doesn't care what I do with my time
You should rape your trainee
best cards for a pace chaser?
>>545467350Don't look a FREE dress in the moutht. mistakenly given an extra bridesmaid's dress for her wedding and made the best man put it on
>>545467364kek
>>545466562>special week welfare is the only card that gives Gourmand, even in JPwhat the fuck. What are you supposed to do if you missed it?
How can any End Closer, present or future, compete with Gold Ship just speeding up to the pace chasers spot and then having end closer boosts in the final leg
>>545467364Teio love and sex
>>545467539You have 1700 stam in JP, you'll be fine in the future
>>545467539You just wait for its rerun
>>545467539Use the free Daiwa welfare Card to get Race Planner
Oshi PvP status?
>>545466775Based yellow fever haver>>545466963Also this
>>545467184Rice would say this
>>545467501>he doesn't like penis inspectionsWhat are you gay?
>>545467578Teio would say this
>>545467627I believe in Brian winning 4th CM in a row
>el condor pasa's gigantic tits in the anniversary dress wobbling around on my home screen
>>545467361>agnes avatarfaggot posting the same image for the 20th time>is a huge trannySHOCKING STUFF!
>>545467520>>545467350Speaking of those dresses, does anyone know if they come with unique voicelines or anything?
>>545467646doot
excuse me how the fuck did my opera win this shit
>>545467775All of the avatarfags are in a discord cabal
>>545467253That's great to hear fren, hope you guys continue having a comfy month>>545467501>I will flatline and then farm 50m in a week if I have to>for A+lmfao
>>545467761Post Spe
>>545467153Danchode, you might as well make a trooncord. Anons can complain but it beats whatever the fuck club chat is
>>545467543Just get better goldship
>>545467775Drop it.Calling OP a retard was uncalled for.
>>545467857
>>545467627My Maya is doing her best being stinky
>>545467801Nyooooooooo>545467875>Make a discordIgnore this anon.
>>545467845>lmfaoWhat's so funny loser faggotI'm having a comfy gaming experience, gaming whenever I want, and chilling with my dachisI don't need a faggot loser like you checking what I am doingGet a job nigga
i need 300k monies immediately
>>545467153Best I can give you is 35m a month
>>545467386I understand SSRs have more value now with the buffed skills, but let’s take an example here.Late Surgers for the mile CM theoretically only need No Stopping Me! and Furious Feat — two easily accessible skills. Your words might carry more weight if Aoharu gave a lot more SP for more golds. At least, I believe tryhard F2Ps are still in the game
What is Teio sex like?
W-what?!?! How can she restrict!?!? This has literally never happened yo me before.
>>545467775>Still seething after being exposed as indo seanig brown retardYou got owned by that Tachy poster lmao
>do maru parent run with fine motion, nishino and air groove for hints>get only three nishino hints>+6 speed only lolFucking waste of time since she never showed for right handed and fall runner. My hint luck has been garbage, but this was the worst hint run ever
>>545468051Did you just start playing?Yeah she can, when she feels like it
>>545467967It is highly unlikely that you'd need to put in the effort to farm 50m in a week to keep your club in A+If you want to flatline then just flatline you don't need to prove anything to me lilgup
My request is that you post cool umas in cute situations.Your reward will be that I will bless your next 10 pull.
>>545467967danchou is a wagie
>>545468045She only comes if you're McQueen, otherwise she has to fake it.
>>545467946this is incredibly off-putting
So when is the first time we're getting selector ticketsI'm debating if I spend my 1500 paid carats now or not, but I'm not gonna save for 5 months if it's not until first anni
>>545468097why is her race outfit so lewd
>>545467949how many Shonboris do you have?
>>545468168Nah not me, she cums when I stick it in.
>>545468051Goldship specifically does that sometimes. It's one of the reasons people say she's hard even though it compensates you with free energy. I don't think any of the other girls that do that are in global yet.
>>545467627she clutch the A final for me
You like Jelly donuts?
>>545468143
>all that update and the borrow count is still 3 with the accelerated schedulecool
Time is slipping away Anon if you want to do something important before you forget about it you should do it sooner rather than later!
>>545468051Umas with Gold in their name does that for now
>>545468091At least you got hints, I did a Bakushin Ace run for TT and Kitasan gave me no hints at all, not even Professor of Curvature because her story events didn't finish. What rubs salt in the wound is that Sweep Tosho gave me all the hints this time, yet gives me none when I need them for Late and End Closers like Slipstream.
>>545468118>It is highly unlikely that you'd need to put in the effort to farm 50m in a week to keep your club in A+I don't, that's just how much I average because I like playing the game, at my own pace>If you want to flatline then just flatline you don't need to prove anything to me>But I will check on you daily and monthly and kick you if you flatline for 3 daysLil bro you can stop being a cynical hypocrite now, dumb nigger
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>545468051Welcome to Golshi lmao
>>545468285Flash does that, but you have the option not get locked down if you wantIf you get locked though, she gives you a +10 energy/+20 stat afterwards
>>545468097My tip if I have been a good little daichi for danchou.My balls if I flatline...
>>545468045Lovey dovey baby making
>>545468447this would be more enjoyable if there was coffee
>>545468447
>>545468254I don't know but I'm forever thankful for her lickable exposed back and pits
>>545468276Hello McQueen.
>>545468435That seems like a good deal. Can you look at the training set up before you decide? Can you take the lockdown bonus and then just race?
>>545468101I've cleared the Scenario with her before. Whenever I saw this meme, I thought it was just injury related or something.
>>545468447Doing it while umas wearing their uniform feels so irresponsible
>>545468514WHAT THE HECK I LOVE DOXXERS NOW!?
>>545468097Sex
>>545468447I did this.
anyone going to try forcing falco to run in a long for cm6? currently attempting to make the parents for it but unsure if coping for 7 long 9 turf would even guarantee an S on either aptitude while you still have to force out A on both
>>545468447This feels improper...
>>545468559>Can you look at the training set up before you decide? Can you take the lockdown bonus and then just race?Yeah, you can see what gets locked down when you select the go ahead optionI don't think I've ever raced on a lockdown, but I would guess you wouldn't get that +10/+20 on the turn after
are the other rudolf alts better than her shitty original
>>545468447Isn't she a kid?
>>545467153Recruitment is now closed
>>545468447>Teio isn't crying in sheer agony
>>545468514
so I'm a pretty new trainer so I don't come here for the statfaggerythat said, I'm getting more and more into the history of jp horse racing and real horse racingme and some buddies might unironically go to the kentucky derby next year. What 2 year olds ran well this year that I should keep an eye on?
>>545468708Try bringing her to Leo first before daydreaming sweetie.
Do we know at what time aoharu drops
>>545468991Yes, we do.
>>545468334Machan..
>>545468447>"that's the wrong hole trainer..."
>>545469065There are wrong holes?
Mambo danchou pls do the needful...
>>545467428You get alot of skill hints in the new scenario so more discounts = more skill to purchase
>>545469150start poaching!
>>545467434You'll be even more frustrated when you lose after whaling just because you got unlucky in the finals
>>545469112yeah, the one that doesn't get her pregnant is the wrong one
>>545468991yeah
>>545468931Go to the umajp thread, they're the real hardcore to these irl horses
>>545469150He won't kick his boyfriend, stop asking
>>545469276I'm pretty sure Umas can get pregnant from the butt...
Anyone still looking to join an A+ club? Drop your id!
>1/5>2/5>1/5>0/5tomorrow for sure
>>545468447Who would ever want to have sex with Teio?She's already slept with all the other trainers...
I just made a decent Oguri Cap, should I run her over Gold Ship if I'm running 2 fronts?
>>545469453only if you kick flatlimers
>>545469448go back to sleep Top gun
>>545469446Nyo, I wont staph
How are they going to release Loves Only You in Korea server when that hand gesture is huge part of her character?
>Round 2 starts>0/4>1/4>0/4Stalling with my last run until later, but damnAOHARU WILL SAVE ME
Can this Goldship help me on Group A semis tomorrow?Also how good of a parent is it?
>>545469550what's wrong with that gesture? does it mean dead in korean or what?
>>545468931listen to >>545469397, we've been slowly converting this thread to keibafaggotry but it's not a complete process>>545469550retard
>>545469503Does she have Shooting for Victory as one of her accels? May as well so you can guarantee its proc if you pass the witcheck.
>put 0 as starting caratSo you telling me in less than 24 hours I'll be getting 14k carats? Yeah this thing fucking lies. I doubt we're getting that much gibs either by the time Riko banner ends
>>545469531
>>545468991Yeah bro
>Fell for the scamtchaI literally almost have teio from stars oof
>Indo slopper is back
>2/5>5/5>2/5>3/5I don't know what the fuck happened
>>545469550What do gooks have to with a heartsign? Go back, hoyofaggot
>>545469646I hope I'm wrong, but I believe he means the "small dick" gesture, which would make that anon an huge retard. Again, I might be wrong
>Joined a club cord>Found out everyone was normal, chats occasionally, just posts news/races etcYou retards told me there was erping
>>545469681Yeah she has SFV also Nimble Navigator (lol)
>>545469915you were clearly not invited to the secret cord
>>545469915I wish
>bourbon's career has a big focus on how she's meant to be a sprinter and trying for the triple crown is reckless and stupid>Sprint C>Medium A
>>545469915mine is dead
It's the big 2025Do people who have never used Discord and think it's some 24/7 ERP troon breeding ground still exist?
>>545469603>no uma stanglueit's not bad, speed is a whatever blue but it's a strong medium chain with a lot of good whites between her and Maru>>545469917Nimble is not bad even though it's pre-buff to make it amazing, accel is still accel if it goes off, go for it.
UOHHHHH IM GONNA FLATLINE THIS MONTHSORRY DANCHO
>>545470065Of course not, they think it's spyware.
>no Nature's yesterday>every match today I've run into two of them
>>545470029I like to think the implication is that she can't race her best if she's being forced to run sprints that she doesn't truly care about
>>545470095It's ok if you're in Mambo
>>545469603she's a little dumdum so just hope for good luck, also kinda vulnerable to stamina debuffs
>>545469770I went 3/5, 2/5, 5/5, 1/5If we face off in the finals, you might have me beat
>>545469646>>545469776That anon appears to be a retard who thinks she's making the korean feminist small dick gesture. I did an image search and couldn't find a single instance where she does.
We need to keep horny teioposters in check
>>545469690>So you telling me in less than 24 hours I'll be getting 14k carats?That would mean by the end of it.You can unhide the tabs on the timeline which tells you where they are coming from
how will umanlets ever recover?
>>545470029They already used that plot on all the actual sprinters, now you're telling me it's on mediums too? There's just no end to the Nips' hateboner for sprints.
>>545470312>small uma = cute>huge uma = uglythat's how
>>545470312>not even 6ftGod the horses are tiny
>>545468843>no ids in the thread >recruitment closedDid umao resort to recruiting from discord after all...
>get slacker right before summerMan I cannot wait for the update so I can kill this shit
>>545470420You shut your whore mouth, Hishi Akebono is adorable.
My little sister is kinda lewd...
Thoughts?
>>545470481Is it a guaranteed removal or chance
>>545470614Cute boy
spend $200 to mlb Nice Nature wit or get a happy ending at an asian spa tonight
>>545470617summer rests guarantee its removal while normal rests have a chance to remove it
>>545470481Supposedly the reporter can cure it for you if you train with her. I've never done it personally though.
>>545470304How do I unhide? I hope we're talking about the same thing, this is Henry's carat calculator
>>545470312I would like Akebono 10 times more if her personality was more agressive
>>545470595>>545470619Eroi...
>>545469693Mayano is really lewd. I would like to have her as my Trainee.
Really bad night for irl divegrass shenanigans. Relegation might be real. Stuck in B Finals (at least this part was expected) and the daily runs were awful. Can you guys post cute umas so I can feel something other than dread? Thanks in advance bwos...
>>545470595>>545470619I need you to delete this picture of my daughter.
>>545470614My husband
>>545470467Our most recent burnout had some friends (also anons) who he sent our way that can also do the quota
>>545470708Should be a little arrow at the top on Q
>>545470619>31ht
>>545470065No anon, it just destroys the integrity of an anonymous imageboard
waitunity cup doesn't drop until day 2 of CMs begins? round 2 is safe if you queue right at reset?
>>545470879I think you are not old enough to have a daughter
>>545470614>only picks pathetic trainersIs she the Uma who would pick you unironically if you got sent to the Umaverse?
>>545470860
8 hours until Aoharu
Gold City I wasn't talking to other umas...
>>545470830Cute>>545470879My imouto is not your daughter
>>545470065If I had a name next to my messages, people would be able to see how much a spastic, psycho yapper I amWhy else would be here and delete Discord every other year
>>545469150What site is this?
>>545470614I don't understand why she's in Legend Changer over someone like Opera O, Vodka, or Taiki.
>>545470993imagine this place filled with old people... haha.. not me for sure haha
>>545470940Oh shit, you're right. Thanks
Which Uma has the best smelling butt, and would she smother your face with her hot sweaty damp post-race butthole?
>>545466641Cover those lewd ears
>>545470614she's pretty hot
>>545471013Cute
Maruzensky’s genes were too strong…
So I'm putting No Stopping Me on everyone for Aoharu CM's, right?
>>545470312
I'll be running a debuffer for the next CM
if akebono tried to rape you there would be no point in fighting back you might be able to stop teio or any other normal sized uma but akebono is just gonna lift you up and take you away
>>545471309(the actual reason)
>>545471350I don't think Aoharu is coming with skill buffs, is it?
>>545471224Think it might still be adding some of the login bonuses you probably already have, like the 3k gift? Might be why it seems so high
>>545470614
>>545471540Aoharu is 6th everything else is 11
yeah but do umas really want to have sex with their trainers?
As lame as the 2* speed and 2* stamina spark mission is, it feels good when a run is going so shit, you're running 500 across the board into Senior Year, kill the run on a goal race, and it ends on 1* guts. Better to know I never had the chance that run anyway and save 10 minutes. That QoL update next week can't come soon enough.>>545470864You got it, bwo.
rice shower sounds so annoying in game, luv her in the anime tho
>>545471635
What are they up to?
>>545471635Absolutely
>>545469690what site
I dont know if I wanna farm groundwork and three greens for another CM
What the fuck is this? I’ve been playing since launch day and I’ve never seen it
>>545471697I didn't like Rice Shower when I ran Bourbon for the first time eitherShe was ok in the story
>>545471787Then be a rebel and run triple Late.
>>545471814you never did URA: Long before, anon?
>>545471697gay
>>545471787You don't have to farm groundwork with the update on the 11th if you have Smart Falcon SSR support.
>>545471787Next CM is 2 greens + early skills
>>545471870but I have to justify my sunk cost of picking up seiun and s.maru
>>545471008There's at least three other umas (including her) who would genuinely pick a pathetic trainer desu
>>545471350yes, but just nimble is also fine if you have better skills to take. Treat NSM as additional accel, not your main accel.
>>545471814Did you seriously never realize how the URA Finale works?
So as I understand it, you'll be able to run career in Aoharu and URA, but Aoharu will give you better stats easier? Is that how it works?
>>545471953you still do unless you want to run the card in your deck
>17/20 yesterday>5/20 todayI don't feel very good...
>>545471779>>545470708
Rice Shower is my wife.
>jobbed to Fatty Cap>jobbed to Gold Shit>jobbed to W.Top Goon>jobbed to my half-ass DaiSca>jobbed to a fucking FR Super Creek with B in FR aptitudeis it only me or "S.Maru is meta" is just a gaslighting horseshit?today i met her 4 out of 5 matches (some with 2 of them, even) and she was only managed to win about 1 in every entry i joined. And they are (imo) properly built too wtf.
>>545471814Since launch?..I take it you're an uber casual? I got that in my second week of playing
>>545471480We've been over this a million times, but even the small umamusume have comic book hero levels of strength. >>545471814There are barely any long races in the game, so you will never trigger the long URA unless you specifically go for it.>>545471946I don't think that's unusual. I went out of my way to get it weeks after I finished all the other ones, even sprint.
>>545471993Name them
>be in Round 2 A group >get mixed with sweats and one fucker from /uma/>stuck in B group finals until reset Whoever had that Seiun Sky-SMaru-Nice Nature, fuck you
>>545472006>Spending hours farming Groundwork on a good parent Uma for the CHANCE that is procs during inspiration>Running Falcon for the guaranteed GroundworkI mean, both methods get you there. Just that one is eventually.
>>545471114chronogenisis or something
>>545471381Why isnt Urara and Rice paired S2 but in the movie and game they are
>>545472005Pretty much. URA is relegated to parent farming, URA spark still remains strong with speed and stamina. Aoharu spark is okay with power and wit. Aoharu is where you're going to be making your aces for the next few months.
>>545472162NTA, but Creek specifically picks you because you look lost and pathetic.
>>545472076
>>545472162Sirius SymboliSuper CreekJackie ChanCurren Chan (because you met her once as a kid)
>>545472284There is something to be said about umas picking the most green and pathetic trainer that somehow is actually really skilled and gets them to accomplish their dreams and become legends. What kind of shoujo bullshit is this?
>>545472205That was me bwo, I'm also stuck in B. See you tomorrow.
I should kill myself
>>545472132Just you. I'm getting trounced by S.Maru unless Gold Ship hits Pump.
>>545471483Tard Tachyon looking awfully cute there...
>>545472006I'd rather run her card with my 16* URA parents than fuck around with my shitty groundwork parents without URA desu
>>545472327Got em.
>>545472284>>545472376HOLY CUTE!
>>545472413Just 1 win bro, not that hard
Does anyone know about the Maya test? How does it work?
>first turn>one support in each trainingIT'S FUCKING OVER
>>545472132>SMaru metaI cant tell I think she won 1-3 times I faced her, I lose everytime my Agnes is blocked. Not sure whats gonna happen in the Finals. I targeted them with front debuffers thats why most of the SMarus Skys Suzuka dieWonder if my debuffs will even work in the finals where everyone is great mood
>>545472475gold city's head is too big icompared to her body ngame so she looks weird
>>545472413Don't kill yourself when you have Flash bwo
>>545471787midrace skills are actually more important
>rapes you and your wife
Where can I find a little sister-wife Uma?
>>545472778But Goldshi... we are married...
>>545472791Curren Chan
>>545472791Your Rice Shower bro?
what are the best skills to inherit on Taishin for the Mile CM? Pump Iron? Emperor? Doto never goof up?
>>545472376Speaking about Creek again, because I know her story pretty well, it's because she grew up taking care of children at her family's dacycare, so having a trainer that lets her act kind and motherly makes her happy and motivated. She even sticks up for you against a bully trainer in her side story.
Did gametora just add the feature on the training event helper page to look up events by name? I know an anon was literally just talking about that a day or two ago
>>545472376>What kind of shoujo bullshit is this?It happened irl. Creek basically forced a brand new jockey to choose to ride him during the Sumire Stakes and that jockey kept riding Creek through his career. In fact,the jockey even said that Creek taught him how to ride a horse in races and that he had a deep bond with Creek who nurtured him into becoming the jockey he is today. That jockey was none other than a new Yutaka Take.
>>545472857You aren’t enough for her so she seduces other umas and forces you into threesomes.
>>545472880I HATE CURREN
>>545472962Thats lame and gay on your part.
>>545472962As expected of a herd animal.
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>545471457Run 3
All these umas trained and they all perform poorly. Maybe I need to give Oguri some more tries.
>>545470614Big fan, also feel bad for the real horse
>>545472880>>545472903Who's the top imouto?
>>545472943Wasn't him already a prodigy good enough to actually choose a horse?
>>545473062Tei-tei-o
>>545472971
>>545472943>the shoujo bullshit is real That’s wild. Guess super creek is a horse that could’ve been a mother to Yutaka.>>545472920Super Creek is cute. I do like that the trainers of several umas let their trainees be themselves and just work through their personality to make them better. Tachyon, Creek, and (I think) Brian comes to mind
>>545473240now I feel bad...
I'm about to make a girl with big tits cosplay as Satono Diamond and give me a nursing handjob AMA
Where's the Unity Cup gaslight guide.I want the the gassiest gaslights on how to do good in Unity Cup.
Shiraoki give me your blessing i am heading into battle
>>545470073Not them, but mine has a little TTH combo with S Turf at 856 and seems to be good for winning. No Redshift or SFV on her so I think the S Turf saves her.
>>545473337can you send me the video after you're done?
>>545473157He was still just a 19 year old jockey my guy, also Creek didn't really give him much of a choice in the matter. The reason Take picked Creek was because Creek bit him on the arm and refused to let go, not hard enough to hurt but enough to make sure he wasn't going anywhere.
>try to build a racer nature instead of a debuffer>0 win rate while the debuffer has 2 winsAny natie winners here? I want to see your build, she deserves to win for once
>>545473321She's a succubus that prey on torena's emotions, it's all an act.
>>545473337Are you the guy who commissioned all of that art with Satono Diamond holding a rattle?
>>545473249Funnily enough, people at that time used to joke that Creek was Take's wife
>>545473337Not a question but make sure to have the cosplayer lotion their hands with shea butter twenty minutes before
>>545472943This reads entire like a "That man's name? Albert Einstein" copypasta except it's real lmao.
>>545473249>Guess super creek is a horse that could’ve been a mother to Yutaka.Yes, unironically >>545473429
>>545471726“Show me your moves”
I sure love when all the contestants have good/great moods while my umas are always normal or awful
>>545473096>Restless on Seiun SkyHuh? Are you running a Guts card?
I've found that queueing 6-7 hours after CM reset gives much easier lobbies
>>545473398She's a JAV actress that's already out there>>545473447no>>545473492thanks I'll let her know
>>545473429>>545473448Genuinely hilarious. That does explain a lot about super creek’s characterization then
>>545473429Yes, but the occasion was him being there to choose a horse until Creek stopped him. I didn't learn anything about him being a "pathetic and weak" trainer, only the opposite
>>545472006I'd rather whale for MLB SSRs and be able to run smart falcon in the ace deck than farm good groundwork parents just to brick the run in every inspiration event
>>545472132I've seen 80%WR SMarus, but they tend to lose to way lower WR lates/ends in my matches for some reason. Someone is doing well with it. Maybe they lose in my matches because of the lack of other fronts?
cygames have too much faith in my luck
my current deck should I drop a 100 upfront tomorrow or should i just wait out the free 100 rolls? I'm at near 29k carats right now
How good is this welfare suzuka stam card?
>all A-A+ clubs are fullHow many negros post here???
>>545473708Yeah.
>>545473770Are you german?
>>545473823can they fucking stop with rng dependent missions?
>>545472132the only times I see her win are when she's whalemaxxed enough to be like 5 miles away from the pack on the final corner. Any other time and she just crumbles
>>545473874gold concentration
>>545473879If you are a real danchou you HAD to fill your club before aoharu, everyone is going to be playing a lot more
Groundwork... but on an end closer
When aoharu?
>>545473710Tomorrow's gonna be the one time where it's totally different though. The longer you wait, the more likely you'll run into Aohoru aces. Waiting more than 12 hours might be a bit iffy. I guess it depends on how many people are willing to redo their aces ASAP though.
D3 result.Losing to Oguri in single front room too many times if I could not gas out them.Not sure if I should change W.Mayano to something else after unity cup update today.
waiting we're waiting yep just waiting soon it's coming just stay awake it's coming oh my gdo
>>545474180>The longer you wait, the more likely you'll run into Aohoru acesI highly doubt many people are going to speedrun Aoharu
My Taurus team got me into the A finals so now I'm free to take it easy until Aoharu.
>finish the gorillon score mission>still can't get the sparksI am literally bricked
>>545473874Good front runner stam slop card. I'm going to use it a lot
>>545473825>LB3 KitaDo whatever you want.>drop a 100 upfrontIt's not going to get you the sparkJust take it easy for a CM or two and see where the 100 free rolls take you also daily pull which means you'd have to spend 13500 free rather than 15000
Remember to thank Tazuna and her super human strength keeping the umamusume in check.
>>545474334You're free for a few hours!
>>545474283So what you're saying is we should dominat in on yuro timezone with our aohura aces for quick wins?Those who sleep, can't train.
>>545474334Based and same lazyGOD! If I win tomorrow I will make fun of every sweat who wasted their Carats on S. Maru, especially now that the new update is coming as well on the 11th.
>>545468143>>545470614She is beautiful, and her voice is sex
>>545474508Well now that's no going to work since everyone /here/ is going to camp Yurop hours to try and get easy wins.
>>545474508It'll be 11PM in europoor zone when Aoharu drops so if you can wait 9-10 hours for them to wake up, you can curbstomp any morning queues
I qualified immediately wtf
Who are you eating with?
>>545474517>make fun of every sweat who wasted their Carats on S. MaruLaugh all you want, I've already won.
>>545474680
>>545474517Well good luck, the one who benefits the most from the Aoharu tomorrow drop is SMaru
my trainees are forcing me to take zinc supplements and force feed me pineapple every otherday...
>>545474775>groundwork gambling on three borrowing only
>>545473879We're hitting club depressionToo many anons, even more flatliners, too few clubs to house em all
>get into A finals thanks to Gold Ship>for the FOURTH (4th(tetra)) timeGolshi CupGolshi GameGolshi World
>>545474736go away avatarfag
>>545473825If you're going to drop the extra 100 either way doesn't really matter, might as well go ahead. Getting some more of those SRs to mlb would be niceYou don't need to save for Kita. So if there's something else you really want the carats for, then wait. See what you get then decide
>>545474680Sukiya more like SUCKiya
>>545474838Have you tried saying no?
>>545474928wtf that was literally my first time posting that image
2-18 todayI knew it would be bad but... jesas... the Joker moment is dying at the very last second because someone who is ending 7/8/9 brought two debuffers. You're supposed to save the F2P, not destroy them! Bunch of fucking crabs
I have no idea what I'm doing but we once last round and this one
>>545470659NN wit is worthless now
>>545474838lol this trainer is getting groomed by his trainees!
>>545474843Even a groundless SMaru will most likely have 1200SPD/1000PWR/1000WIT with Aoharu... so what are gonna do to keep up? Your Groundwork pre-Aoharu Front will just eat shit regardless
>>545475001HOLY FUARKING NEWFAG SOVL
>545474984STOP BEING SO SEXY, MANHATTAN, YOUR BANNER IS STILL A MONTH AWAY AAAAAA
>>545468143Please save me from being bricked.
>>545475086lole
How many hours for the new scenario?
>>5454751899.5
>>545475001>this made into BAnyone in B should feel ashamed of themselves yikes
>>545475001Congrats newfriend
>>545475189
>>545475189Round 2 day 2 CM.
Which one should be sent into CM?
>>545475001Urara is so tiny... seeing her run against the big umas looks nice...
HOLY SHIT TUNE IN TO CNN THEY'RE PUSHING THE PATCH NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UesM55cxu-oARE YOU READY?
>>545475189Any second now
Danchou, I did one extra fan run before bed, are you happy danchou...
>>545475252What the FUCK am I suppose to do if I kept getting omega buhis in the lobbies
>>545475124>1200SPD/1000PWR/1000WITNTA but I've seen Suzukas and S. Marus with that stat line now and they can still lose, and badly too sometimes.
I'm excited for tomorrow.What deck setup are you guys going to try running?
>>5454753801 desu
cygames needs to genuinely rework a lot of horse abilities some of them are outright useless and provide absolutely no benefits whatsoever and playing anything other than oguri in career mode is just CBT
>plays Uma Musume once
>>545475454Is Unity Cup fun? What other future scenarios that can be compared?
>>545475560The usual desuI'll let the whales roll first and see what the gaslight becomes
>>545475432She can beat you up btw
>>545475454I still have no idea how to play the new mode, I saw people just spam wit till the bar fills then press the stat you actually want. Can't be that different.
>>545475581All pets are family. Nice Nature is my wife.
>>545475581>play uma musume for one week>become an advocate for horses They are beautiful creatures that deserve happiness
STAM/WIT GAME YOU FOOLS HAHA
>>545475454what can i expect out of it
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BUGVJUM7_GgWHY IS TRANSCEND SO INCREDIBLY HOT NIGGASWHY DO I WANT TO FUCK A NEET
How do I get my room to stop smelling of cum
>>545475580If only they'd do it in a week, imagine...
I hate Tokai Teio. Can you guys give me a wife based on this?
>>545475774>That outfit and general lookSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX WITH MY BRO
>>545475835tokai teio
>>545475819Maybe try to open the window for once
>>545475454How different are all the scenarios? I’m excited
>>545475819let air in and out nigga
>>545475380right onered shift is mandatory
>>545474838stop fucking whining. your umas work their ass off so they deserve whats coming to you.
>>545475454This game really has some bangers.
>>545475580They should rework it so that any skills Teio activates does nothing.
>>545475819wash your bed sheets nigga
How does an 320 wit f end closer glass wonder manage to proc dominator 80% of the time? I thought low style affinity is about 15% minus to wit. Or is it just a high roll?
>>545476074uma musume is shiraoki's game
>>545476114MMMMMMMMMMMM
>>545476074the wit bonus/penalty for style grade is just for positioning/pace keeping, not for skills
>>545475454>>545476049>Jap devs be like "Let's give our silly game good music"It can have the lowest (visual) budget you can imagine, but at least it will have some fun music or voice acting.
>>545475774Whenever someone posts a link about “she’s so fucking hot bros” I fully expect someone to just link a video of an actual mare
Yeah, real fuckin funny, gameI'm lol'ing right now
>>545475920In the case of Aoharunity; how your facility level goes up and how you train change, along with the required team races you do to progress the scenario which culminates in a final race against Riko's team.But everything else is the same. Still need to do your trainee's designated races, you still run in the URA finales, still have summer training, and so on.
what happens if you bring a d*rt horse like urara to the larc career?how do you win?
>>545476119Haiya lucky, thank you Shiraoki!
>>5454762402* is not hard unless you do like 2 careers a week
>>545475454Damn right I am
>>545476310I've been doing 3-5 careers every day bwo
>>545476114>race pictures are in black and whitenot beating the hag allegations....
how many wit cards should I be bringing to Unity?
>>545476189I wonder if they'd hire sega composersYou can talk shit about their games but their music is always in point
>>545475774>Dirt only horse that can't ever do Turfabsolutely bricked
Girl, this is the scariest moment of my life.https://youtube.com/shorts/PbRww_w1a1w
>>545476382Danchode, get this man's ID
You know that with time the stat increase and powercreep of scenarios and cards creates a real bad game environment? If you wanna know, just google Umamusume Inflation
>>545476410Hags first, the rest nowhere
>two CM tickets not a SINGLE winuhh I'm getting nervous bros, I had a 60% winrate on round 1
>>5454764217
Yup. I will build a new ace with the new scenario for the A finals.
>>545476489I won't fall for that.
>>545476485I am danchou though
are horse reins bdsm gear or just fashion accessories in the uma musume universe?
>>545476489I knew, but I did it anyway
>>545476382Isn't that normal?You could do 7 or 8 if your work isn't that busy
>>545476547I want to hold her hand while feeding her veges.
>>545476435SEGA is a big mystery to me>They make some absolute top tier literal who game that you've NEVER heard about>They give it music like THIS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgdR06hKEiUAnd don't get me started on the stupid banger music from Sonic Games
>>545476547Sexo
>>545476489Wow, they weren't kidding about Oguri being OP. Maybe they will never her on Global? Here's hoping. Not looking good...
>>545476637GOLDSHIPGET ME THAT TRAINER
>5 speed cards>never more than 2 on speed trainingi will break their fucking legs and sent them to a soapland
>>545476489Doto would say this
>>545476687...i fapped to worse
>>545476687Bruh
>>545476732Your Tazuna card bwo?
>>545476681Damn, I like Sonic games...
>>545476732>sent them to a soaplandhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiDTWo1rcAI
>>545476687now i feel bad i made that joke
>>545476637I'm a wagieManager's been locking me into her dementia-ridden meetings this month, and I'm just trying my bestThough that being said, I can definitely do 7 or 8 on weekends if I have nothing planned
>>545473445all the ace natures I've seen win just put the usual red shift pump some iron on her
>>545476490>2007 the year social media took over>the year curren WHORE was bornwoah.....
>>545476871you are not welcomed here. wagie.
>>545476819
I didn't expect Biwa Hayahide to be this cute
>>545476852This Toreina is now a property of the Satono Family
>couldn't qualify to A finals with 3 tickets in round 2 day 1It's over. I have to compete in the Aoharu arms race instead of taking it easy.
>>545476687Imagining all the feces she's about to dump makes me really hard
>>545476916How are you going to make fun of oinkers then
>>545476865Doto covers I Started A Joke while ugly crying
Reminder to instantly queue for CM tomorrow as soon as possible while all the tryhard sweats are busy trying to get an Aoharu ACE up.
>>545476172Oh yeah, that makes sense, thanks anon. Don't have a wedding maya so glass will be perfect in that role.
>>545476951If only she was good and not a cunt
>>545477016
>>545476687hey, at least that tamano looks very cute
>>545476960see >>545477016all the sweats will be doing Aoharu, it's our chance bwo
I spent weeks grinding for this CM and it's not looking like I'll make it past the 2nd round, grim.
i have 75% winrate with grass wonder tachyon and goldship
>they're bricking their attempts by using them now instead of at daily reset so you can make aoharu aces to use before CM daily rest
>>545477094I will drop one ticket on the reset, but if the A+ whales have the same idea I'm going to Aoharu farm.
>A+ smaru: great mood>A+ seiun: great mood>my aces: bad moodnice game umadachis
>>545477039I think Ruby might be autistic.
>>545477039>all those subtle censorship on Zephyr's cleavage Goddammit
We're all A finalists here, right?
>>545477193
>>545476852>>545476958TAKE ME, SATONO FAMILY, I'M ALL YOURS!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iKn67NYF0Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_FRDqHT5y0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TqwsP4685A
>>545477039Who's that handsome boy with blue hair?Also good night bwos I'm gonna sleep
>>545477049She's actually on the nicer side of "strict" types. The whole banana fiend and big head things are funny. Eishin Flash is even more of a cunt if things didn't go her way, though not much.
>Final CM entry>Ace gets a bad mood four out of the five races:( its just not fair
>>545477143Retardbro, the cm reset and aoharu scenario will drop at the same time
>>545476852It's 2025, you can freely like sonic againUntil the next fumble(2006 equivalent)
>>545476687Uma is actually heaven vore big belly fetishists. I'm actually surprised it took uma so long for fanarts like this to show me up.
wtf i love human women now
>>545477234Naturally. I will with Brian.
RNG Fucked me really bad... at least i learned that i don't need STA cards when i train McQueen
>>545477491Didn't sonic racers suck?
>>545477543Not reallyIt's going to get mogged by the kirby racer tho
>Suzuka is now a better SMaruok now give me a selector you fucking cygays
>>545477343This is Flash slander
>>545477234Nope, dedicated weeks to this and just got completely shit on 2nd round, very demoralizing losing to horses with less stats, less skills and no S rank attributes
butt when is the team trial skip cyGAYMES
>>545477617stop queueing right after reset dumbass
>>545477234yep, but not until tomorrow.
>>545477590>bettersmaru is better because it gives you a chance to fight back when you are 2nd, suzuka doesn't
>>545477713I didnt I just finished now
>>545477234Open B. I haven't put any effort into CM since I got eliminated from group A in Taurus.
POST SOMETHING CUTE
>>545477802seriously? I'm watching some random dude's stream and he's getting the most braindead lobbies
>>545477234Tomorrow I will be
Post something actually cute.
>>545476920>1LB KitasanTheres your problem. You should be borrowing her.
>>545477234Despite my best efforts, I made it to A finals thanks to Oguri Cap (as in peak).
>>545477234i didn't play this round. I will use some umas i have from before and let it be. the grind burned me up and it's getting boring
>>545477164i would bark for her
>>545476310It's entirely random dumbass
post gold ship acting feminine
>>545476507Just tried and it's much easier now then during the first hour. Good luck anon
>>545477234I have been A finals in every single cm since release and I only have lb2 kitasan even in cm2 where I ran a spurtless goldship and 2 front runnersno idea what u niggys are doing tbdesu
>>545477981The more you do something the higher your odds are of getting it, dumbass
>>545477847>>545477907
Do you think there is overlap between real horse girls and Umamusume fans? One would think yes, but I also want to say no, considering they tend to be more conservative, they are focused more on real animals/farm work and chances of them being into animefied female versions, Japanese ones to boot, are likely slim.
>>545478001>Posts feminine goldship di**
There's no better feeling than seeing Daiwa Scarlet proc Red Ace during the last meter of the race.
>>545478027That doesn't make it guaranteed idiot
>>545477535She looks like she doesn't shower for weeks and mask the stench with expensive perfumes.
>>545477847>>545477907Here. Your must have umas.
>>545477907
>>545478118holy projecting paul
I don't get Uma Stan. So after the update, you STILL need 3 other umas to have the skill right? That means for CM all three of your Umas need the skill, some opponent needs the skill, they all need to be close to each other, than they get a shitty as .15 speed boost?
>>545478181no, it's not sympathy
>>545477234yepI was B last cup since I didn't bother building anything but I could use more favorites this time so I actually put in a little effort.
>be no. 1-4 favorite >job horribly >be no. 6-9>win
>>545476189it's probably something that started happening during the PC-88 era, the one thing they had near to no limits was the game's music
>game just turns into who can out oonigger the other ooniggerZzzzzzzzzzzz
>>545478181Sympathy is the one that counts girls with the skill. Uma Stan just cares about being close. Sympathy isn't getting changed as far as I know.
>>545478147
>>545478159If I was projecting I would have left out the part about the perfumes :)
>>545478271play open then, I have no idea if ooniger is even possible with the current stat cap
>yeah I just want to surpass Rudolf’s record within three years >should be no trouble at all
>>545478271actually it's the exact opposite, two ooniges screw each other actual prisoner's dilemma more than lone wolf
I have some really important information I will be sharing in a few hours so make sure to take notes
>>545478102no one said it did
>>545478102>SEAnigger esl doesn't know the concept of probablityGo to school
>>545478271Anon, if there is more than one oonigger in the lobby then they both lose, along with every other frontrunner. Ooniggers in the current meta are only good for suicide bombing S Maru.
I haven't been really paying attention to CM, all I do is parent farm (I am a parent merchant) and fan runs. Made it to B finals, but it's whatever.
>>545477902yeah other guy is lying if your qt strummer is getting shit lobbies then everyone else must also be getting shit lobbies
>>545478361Problem?
I WANT MANHATTAN CAFE NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>545478349>>545478271Fair warning, frustrated sweats that couldn't win in graded have started migrating into open. I'm getting absolutely murdered in here. That's probably also why everyone in graded is struggling this time around.>>545478375In other words it will be a nothingburger that mostly dies out in a CM or two?
This is some Gintama tier gags
>>545478464Ironic post
>>545478385I'm sure it's not that important if I'll be long asleep by then
>>545478361...yeah?
>>545478493screenshot from his stream, some retard's SMaru can't even proc ult cuz no recovery skill
>>545478554
it actually does make it guaranteed uwu
>>545478420>2* is not hard implying it's a matter of difficulty and not chance. retard
Why is Gold City such a bitch to me? What the hell did I do?
>>545478663You stalked her until she became your trainee.
>>545478540indeed, the amount of real umas in Open went sky high this CM, my 97% WR went to the drain. but that's in part because of the faggotry of debuff meta>don't bring debuffer>you are double nerfed while the other two are just single'd>gotta bring your own to balance thingsit sucks
Aoharu won't save you
my lovely wife and our spunky daughter
>>545478663you didnt take off your shirt for her
>>545478663She's an independent uma who needs no toreina
>>545478118I already think she's hot you don't have to convince me
mares?
>>545475380>level 6 unique>>545478118>She looks like she doesn't showerHow is this bad?
>>545478772Nyo
How about we share other unas, it’s always the same rotation
>>545478772Nyes
how can you even compete
>>545478738Aoharu certainly isnt gonna get anyone into A finals. But its required to even have a chance of winning them.
>>545478772mares.
>>545478987>Special Week, Hidden Facewtf spechud event?
>>545478738The dog will save me>>545478772And my gentle wife
c-cygames?
Super autistic question here: is there any way to get into the archive and look something up without claiming the carats from a level up? I want the notification to stay so home screen umas can still read their voice lines about it.
>>545477234i didnt get to make a good ace so i just threw maruzensky in there with no groundworkand threw my leo cup goldship and no-debuff nice naturesomehow no-groundwork got me to A finals
>>545478772
I turned myself into chocolate, Torena!
>>545479043she calls grass a chestn*tter...
Won’t lie, got jumpscared
>Yeah, she's bad at racing, probably the worst there is, but she's cute she gets into TracenReally?
>>545478645Damn you're stupid, hard or easy isn't purely about skill or behavior.Rolling a 1 on a 6 sided die is easier than rolling a 1 on a 100 sided die because the odds are more in your favor. Don't reply to me again until you learn English, nigger.
I wanna blow out uraras back
>>545479115Obviously not. Farm all the voice lines you want and then claim it.
>>545479085Give it a sec, go back to main lobby and then come back.
>>545479246Mayano wouldn't say this
>>545479235she's also a nepo baby
>>545466562>UMA STAN>STRAIGHT DESCENThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0YqcQVvsCEKing Halo (patched) and Rice Shower power card stocks goes through the roof>>545466890REST IN PISS F2P TOREINAS
>>545478608MmmmnnnPaizuri.
Please god I need this
eishin flash is the most gorgeous uma in the game and if you didn't roll for her then you are an actual homosexual
>>545479235Yeah we all love her dearly.
>>545479235Think of the merch deals urara gets-the plushes and other stuff. Tracen would want in on that, her racing record notwithstanding
>>545479223>no racewear on non G1sYou're cucking yourself, you don't get THAT animation at the end of G1 races, and you only get the pose on autocomplete
>>545478752Why would an Uma want this?
>>545479235Problem?
>>545479465It’s a power thing
>>545479235
Got it on last attempt. One by a neck.
>>54547723412/20, will remake two aces tomorrow. My decision to cut stamina to play against Dominator debuffers is biting me in the ass, almost every lobby had Nice Nature todayCreek also loves fucking with me by proccing all of her recoveries the moment midrace starts
>>545479504Perverts...
>>545478663She is the type of wife to buy/pick out all your clothes and demand you take at minimum half an hour of family photos on the holidays
>>545479465Trainer smell
>>545479246>i'm very smart because i'm skilled at playing slots and rolling dice!OK retard
all the angry umas were victims of animal abuse...
With the accelerated schedule it feels like i'm on a Champions Meeting treadmill constantly, there's barely time to do runs for achievements and leveling potentials, much less for building a proper Team Trials team.I would ignore it completely if it didn't give so many carrots
>>545478987Source?
Will there be any more rebalancing old skills patch like this in the future or the current skills will stay like this until we get new skills in the future
>>545479465Don't question it and take it off already
>>545479235I think it’s jut a situation of being the worst of the best. The same way that whoever is the “weakest Olympian in the world” is still a world-class athlete compared to everyone else.
>>545479621There are still some more skills yet to be buffed. BoFA is still unreliable, but will get fixed eventually.
how do we buff /uma/????
>>545479621other skills are still getting buffed, we're also getting evolutions for other skills
Good morning /uma/
Woahbreasts
>banked on at least one decent rainbow during finals season>they never came>1140 speedDamn it
>>545479235Urara is only on Tracen to make other students not feel so bad about themselves because there's always someone worse.
Spark rereoll when?
>>545479610It is a pretty brutal grind, but I can’t lie I do love the pace. Keeps me engaged, I can’t imagine just passively farming fans or generic parents on all the downtime for a normal schedule. I don’t usually play games competitively but the fact that everyone, F2P and Whales included, are also in the rat race to make a team of Aces in the small window provided, really makes me feel like I can actually go toe to toe with big spenders just by optimizing my team even though its 90% luck in almost every aspect.
>>545477921You were rightbad rng tho
>>545479610That means paypigs cant slack off or else they lose to tryhard f2ps
>>545479891If you were as skilled as me this would be a 3* stamina with 3* groundwork
I fucking hate this game. This is supposed to be a medium parent with medium grandparents. Maru is useless as a grandparent because you want to guarantee her unique so I can't even use this.
I gave up on EU5 before finishing the tutorial
>end of a shitty grandparent run>buying random skills because i have excess points>3* groundwork but cant use it because the blue and pink sparks are shitthis was supposed to be a grandparent for a pace chaser
>>545479610Yeah I know what you mean. Any run that isnt a CM ace or parent feels like a waste.I wonder if anyone else still hasn't bothered to get Dirt Devil yet, or if I'm the only one. It just seems like a waste to do it before Aoharu. After spending the first 2 days on CM aces, my first Aoharu run is gonna be for TT dirt.
This reminded me of the teio pay pig posts and got a laugh out of me
>>545478663She's had to deal with people trying to use her as a stepping stone for a long time, both in racing and in her extreme success out of it. You see very successful people with this kind of extremely gruff shell happen where they can't trust others because they've had someone get really close before and right when they lower the shell they get hurt really bad when they realize the other person just wanted their success and didn't really ever care about them. For someone like that them ever choosing to trust you and slowly let you in is already a massive show of trust/affection. I am honestly constantly surprised by the uma's having legitimate personalities that are well represented.
>no reason to grind for aces>zero motivation to grind for parents
>>545480039teioposter take notes now
>>545480045>She's had to deal with people trying to use her as a stepping stone for a long timewhat? thats literally not her problem at all
is AOUNITY cup more or less RNG than URA
I bring you good tidings of great joy.
>>545480039What do I look up in the archives to see these posts of legend?
>>545480039i want her to gluck gluck on my schwein
>>545480045>She's had to deal with people trying to use her as a stepping stone for a long timeEh?She has had a superb modeling team that has safely guided her through a very successful career and a modeling manager that genuinely cares about her.She literally just wants to be seen as more than beautiful. and as such has taken up racing because she was exhilerated the one time she went running into the sunset until exhaustion.Her issue is purely a self worth/mental one.
>>545480063Danchode is going to your home to motivate you right now
MORE LIKE GOLD SHITY
>>545480194oink
>>545480153You'll be chasing blue balls all over the screen, I wonder if Cygenerous will give us the purple balls as well.
>>545479783Good morning!
I'm seeing a lot of you guys not making it to Group A this time
>>545480129What would you say her deal is?
>>545480025You have to wait a minimum of 7 years before a paradox game becomes playable. The new one doesn’t even look interesting to me, looks like Vic3 to me
>>545480153Now you have to juggle both blue balls and friendship meter. At least facility level is out of the equation
>>545480338
>People arguing over some Gyaru
whats that jp site with the racetrack and skills activation calculator that the uma grifters use
I just got 50 carats from TT but forgot to screenshot it
>did not give pasa enough hp/recov>forgot to kill oguri accel>cm1 gold ship is outdated and badI pretty much fucked everything up
It's that easy
>>545479783
>>545480569nooooo, youre supposed to spam in all caps about how mad you are and how you didnt finish the mission yet until the final day
>>545480231It's sort of a given if you exist in that world you'd deal with that sort of thing all the time. I might be reading too much into it but it matches well with how she acts and why she has such a big wall comparatively. I also played through her story/watched her stories, but I just personally attributed some of her demeanor to it when the background fits/she acts that way towards everyone who approaches her more or less (haven't seen her in the anime tho)
>i have 3 tries to make a good ace tomorrow or i'm fuckedIt's never been more over, Really wish we got that borrow limit increase QoL early as well.i think i'll just accept my place in Group B.
>>545480426Shouldnt most /uma/ be qualifying with their SMaru and Goldship and Oguri, I think these are the 3 that consistently beaten me.
watching grifnu explain everything is sad
Toreina... You need to get out of Stockholm syndrome...
>>545480569>i'm lucky so everyone is
Does someone have the google docs of every changes? I want to see the new events.
I still dont have oguri
for me it's the racisim between the short distances and the classic racers.
doto hairball > opera bird
>>545480789Its good he summarized it instead of us having to look for them 1 by 1
Post whale umas that you've encountered this CM
>>545480025it's EU4 with vicky pops bro, except this time your mana is stability and you can increase it directly through spending money. >automate trade and taxation, set the minting slider so that you have zero inflation/deflation for max income>in your capital and most populated cities, sort by most profitable buildings and build those>build roads between your capital and other cities/towns so you have greater control over them for more tax>you basically get no CBs early on and you're just supposed to tank the stability hit to start wars>ignore pop demands for the first few decades because you're not going to be able to supply them with fucking pearls/legumes/fruit/hardy grain for a while
>>545480569Same. But I'm doing like ~5 parent runs per day, so 2* star glue comes to me naturally.
with the upcoming balance changeshow much guts do you want for each TT lengthshow much guts do you need for finishing careers
i have oguri but refuse to train that fat bitch
>>545480461Her whole conflict is that people only see her as a pretty face and nobody takes her motivation to be a good runner seriously. They all think of her as a brand image for modeling and only see her participating in races as a supplement to boost her modeling popularity. Hence why she gets mad at her very first Torena because he wasn't giving her a serious training regiment to preserve her beauty and at her Manager who suggested running the Triple Tiara races because the headline will be more cuter.Only (You) take her seriously and help her run through the Gauntlet of the Classic Series since you actually believe in her racing.The latter half of her story is that after you help her achieve success in racing, she thinks people still see her for her beauty. But eventually she comes around to realize that people calling her beautiful can be a catch-all for both her appearance AND her racing and she realizes that people do see her as a good racer.
>>545480912>HishiamaI respect that whale
>angling didn't triggerWhyyyyyy is this a wit check too?
>>545480912Whales really play a whole different game huh. This is guy is unironically making 1200/1200/1200 Umas when the next scenario drops
>>545481029all inherits are wit checksRun Seiun Sky herself it'll be 100% then
Wait for Ayabe to drop and people will complain about her attitude too
>>545481029The game would be too boring and samey if things happened the same over and over
>>545480194buhi into image md5 search does the trick. The Obuhi Cap ragepost has a different md5 which implies that there's more than one Teio piggy rageposter.
>>545480912at least he's not a metafag, respectable
>>545481110Wait, for real? Umas trigger their own signature 100% of times if they meet conditions? No wit checks????
>>545480976yeah thats nice and all but I still think she's pretty and want to dump my cum in her
>>545481029Everything that is not a green skill or your trainee's unique is a witcheck.You think you're playing a horse racing game, but you might as well be playing the slots.
Just make sure to do at least one CM run tomorrow in the first 30 minutes to avoid any Unity Cup Umas
Witlets
>>545481125I've been wondering, how do you get the nickname Ayabe from the name Admire Groove?
>>545480927>>545480025>>545480485i had a few EU5 thread tabs open while i also have uma threads open and these posts briefly spiked a sense of panic in me, as if i was having a schizophrenic episode or a bout of alzheimers or something because i didnt know where the fuck i was
I got a (You) but I don't see it... Must be nothing I guess
Reminder to give your girls a break from the home slots occasionally so you can read all the dialogue.
>>545480976I mean yeah, that's her current stuff, but her personality as a person is totally separate from that. Personality is formed over years and years, and you can see from Vodka as a random example that it was mostly her Dad that nudged her towards how she is now personality wise.Goldcity could act a plethora of different ways towards you after you've more or less proven you're taking her seriously. There's no reason she has to be any particular way, but what I'm saying is that it makes quite a lot of sense that it would be due to her background. I get her conflict and everything for what her problem is "during" everything, but just like Taishin it's not like her personality changes too much after it's resolved. It's part of who they are and etc
>>545481216>not a meta fag>uses every meta card
I'm never touching front runners ever againWhat a cursed fucking position
of course the autists here also play map painters
>>545481429Patch will turn every other position into giga grind like frontrunners.
>>545481125They should shut up. We raised our daughter like that on purpose.
>>545481218yes
>people are actually falling for the uma stan gaslight
>>545481440>surprised that autist play games associated with autistsretarded codbaby
>>545481129>stygamesI'm easily amused.
>>545481129he's right, you know
>>545481368I have all the home slots set to randomize>>545481243>Gold Citys manager trying to strangle trainer after hearing he got city pregnant
>>545481320Wrong Uma bwo. Ayabe is Admire VegaThe nickname is in the Katakana of her nameアドマイヤベガA-Do-Ma-I-Ya-Be-Ga(A)-Do-Ma-(Ya)-(Be)-Ga
Your ace? Your number one rapist. I don’t make the rules
It's that easy. When's part 3?
>>545481320>>545481471Wrong Admire fellas
>>545481517starts with new scenario
toreina i made Germany bigger
>>545479610The next CM is gonna be rather awkward since:1. It’s gonna be 5 days before the patch update2. It’s going to be at the end of the 100 rolls So it’s literally pointless to test any aces until after the patch, and we only get just a couple of days to make our aces
>>545481243
PLEASE GREEN WOMAN PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME
>>545481513Sounds about right.
don't be mean to this fatass just because she's the best pace
>>545481548Oh nyo...
Who is MLBing Riko tomorrow right away
I wish I never rolled Gold City.
Will Super Freak be good after the buffs
>>545481024>>545481216They were running Hishiama/Rudolf/Grass, I didn't think to check the other two but I think they were built to win (tried quitting out to replay but it didn't work), either way gotta respect someone making their favorite work no matter whatThe only reason I won was that Biwa got the pace promotion and procced Red Shift on top of double circle Outer Post Proficiency
>>545481548Why are these kids like this?
It’s kinda weird how the Mejiro actually leans in being a “family” while the other stables just share color schemes
>>545481678Well... its still a good friend boost turn
>>545481586>waste good training turns just to rush her to 50% friendship bar in pre-debut/junior>she still ghosts you>no THH, no energy, no moodI really hate her for that.
I can't believe the Riko gaslight is still going strong
>>545481649Why?
WAIT A MINUTEespoir CITYgold CITY>same owners and also blonde gyarusCURIOUS
>we only get a selector this half-anni>uncap gem gets introduced in 1st anniFuck. I have an LB3 Kitasan, should I use the selector on her? I was planning uncap gem on Kitasan and selector Creek...
RYAN MY QUEEN AND GODDESS THANK YOU FOR CLUTCHING OUT MY FIRST GROUP A FINALSINFINITY TOMBOY SEXO NOW AND FOREVER
Why is my shitty 1LB welfare mcqueen is way better at sticking to stamina than MLB creek
odds queueevens wait another hour
>>545481493>be gold city’s manager >be wary of her new trainer >looks creepy as hell >but he’s actually competent >let the two work through the classic series while (You) work on GolCi’s career>fast forward senior year >your beautiful Gold City has the smallest bump in her stomach >that shitty trainer is feeding her too much!>yell at the trainer about fixing your charge’s eating habits >Gold City interrupts and drops a bombshell>she’s pregnant >she wants to carry the child to term >Trainer looks embarrassed but secretly pleased with himself >everything becomes white >find yourself choking the life out of the trainer while Gold City is trying to get you off of him
happy meek's creamy autistic legs...
>>545481697It does, considering Mejiros tried to do everything in-house, even breeding their own horses. They pretty much subsisted on prize money they earned.One of the reasons their farm went out of business as well, because Sunday Silence and other strong foreign horses ruined them in the 1990s.
>>545481649no one is saying this
>skills were consistently activating during round 1>round 2 my umas get bad mood, rushed, and activate zero skills every fucking racewhat is this nigger bullshit RNG
>>545481895Yeah because no one is stupid enough to roll for her.
>>545481564Sweet. This is going to be the hardest part of part 3, I think. I've only ever reached 8 skills.
Which Uma will give me a handjob until I fall asleep
This is my strongest Uma and yet she has won 0(zero) of her races, say something bad about her so i can try to make a better one for tomorrow.
>>545481934That's easy
>>545481934Unless you manage to hit winning chakra it will probably require at least one sacrificial career.
>>545481958Gyarus are the handjob umas.
>>545481958not even A
>>545481880>Mejiro McQueen liked hanging out with Sunday Silence>You know, if your sons and daughters do well, it will spell the end for my own family>But you yourself are cool i guess
Seriously, multiple races in a row, she's in first, and Angling just is not activating. And she has 700 wit
girls please get out of the guts room the patch is not here yet
>>545482061You’re believing too hard on numbers and skills. You need to believe in your uma first and foremost
>>545482061unrucky
>>545481576I just fucking realized the next cm cup is in less than 2 weeks. What the fuck man. I don’t know where to start
Would you say this is Tachyon event worthy?
>>545481958Super Creep
>>545481829It's funny, by the end of Gold City's career, (You) and her manager are basically her pseudo-parents managing the two important facets of her life.Feels like there should be more hijinks of Gold City getting jealous of her manager getting close to you.
>>545482169GIVE ME YOUR 2 STAMINA SPARK NOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW
>>545482169How's the grandparents?
>>545482194>Feels like there should be more hijinks of Gold City getting jealous of her manager getting close to youFuck, I really want this now but know I'll never get it.
>>545481740bwo the first gem is given for free during the upcoming halloween event
>>545482169It's not retroactive so no
>>545481983bitch lacks power, also skills like straightaway spurt or maybe masterful gambit, some corner skills like end closer's or medium/long/whatever type of race you're aiming, maybe 1 or 2 more recovery skills (straighaway reco or even Bofa, go home specialist), just adding those would improve her, and ofc corresponding green skills if possible, whatever the RNG gives you
Am I too late to complain about the gametora UI update?
>>545481958Why do you assume any woman wants to touch you?
>city is a model>shakur is an online dj>gold ship is a youtuber>curren WHORE is a WHOREany other umas with side gigs
>>545482194all we got is that additional material where gold city is talking about her trainer and her friends think she is bragging about being in a relationship or something
>>545482194Trainer x Big M is a good ship, on par with spica man and the OL chick
>>545481983Witgod said 1200 points between stamina and guts but there's also the stamina skillsStanding By might be worth it if you're already at Potential 4 and maybe Levelheaded from Sweep Tosho instead of Lone Wolf
>>545482196Agemasen>>545482257There's another Slick Surge 2* with some decent late skills, my own parent is more for a pace Oguri. It's 5* STA 3* PWR right now, with 4* Turf and 2* Pace pinks.>>545482315As in G1 affinity?
>>545482338Ines Fujin the part time warrior!
>>545481983Add 100 to both your stamina and power and you'll be fine
>>545481983Ah and probably more guts too since it's becoming relevant now
>>545481983not enough guts
>>545482431>>545482431>>545482431
>>545481680You can check race history of a cm 5 batch as long as you don't claim the box
>>545482409>since it's becoming relevant nowNot until 11th
>>545482338Turbo is a video editor. Not sure what she does with it though, probably some uma streamer's editor for youtube and shit.
>>545482269The power of fanfiction anon!>checks >there’s nothing substantial Oh it’s so over
>>545482454That's extremely helpful to know, unfortunately I already claimed the box so I can't go back this time but I'll definitely remember this for the next
>>545481458I don't believe you
>>545481129One of those is mine and I'm not the original teioposter
>>545482437indog
someone make an actual thread
>>545482646You need more skills than just spurt and inherited uniques now but it's still not as difficult as building Maru. Maybe as difficult as building Seiun.
>>545482319Are you trying to sabotage him? all your suggestions involve skills that dont work or are especially bad on hanshin 2200.
>>545481569good job eishin
>>545481471Anon is referring to your wife not your daughter Tawake kun
if you give up on a career do you still keep the uma and get to allocate skill points
>>545488723no
>>545473337That's what you get for not sharing the actresses name, dia-otokonoko-chan~
