Previous: >>545466562>Global Game NewsCurrent Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 2Current Rate Up: Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)Current CM: LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m11/06 - Half Anniversary Part 311/06 - Unity Cup Scenario Release11/11 - Balance Adjustments AKA Umamusume 2https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/11/13 - Legend Races11/16 - VIRGO CUP - Hanshin 1600m11/24 - Story event>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Transcend alt (3*), SSR Tokai Teio (Speed), SSR Hoshina Kiyoko (Pal)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owner)
EVERYONE here will goon to the next uma posted.
riding the anon on the last thread. This is tachy worthy, right?
>>545482514>speed
Damn, the teio paypig poster really got to anons who pay huh
>aoharu will drop without the balance changesGrim reminder.
any aoharu guides? i know nothing
Sorry danchou but I’m not doing anymore runs until office lady scenario drops
>>545482593just bee yourself
I thought trainees aren't allowed in the trainer dorms?
Is it okay to have that kind of relationship with your trainee?
>bro just do enough runs and you'll get a 2* speed or 2* stamina eventually xD
Which Aoharu team gives the best Gold Stamina skill?
Who are some Umas that can get through their careers with minimal speed? Thinking I'm going to have to do some 1100 Stamina runs for that 2* Stamina mission.
Poshi oshi wins
danchou forced me to sit on vc with him while doing runs...
Sex with Sichi
>>545482485>>545482519King Halo time it is
>Training restricted>It's race day
>>545482686You can't stop them
>>545482593edgethe blue balls until you get them on a good stat and bust those balls
Stego had a hard life
>>545482686Trainers arent allowed in trainee dorms (for their own safety(Amazon and Kiseki let you in anyways like 90% of the time))Trainees frequent the trainer housing often (you cant stop them)
>>545482660I'm Jasci from Uma&Co btw in case that matters
>>545482815
>look into JP>kitasan black>satono diamond>lucky lilac>almond eye>loves only you>>>>class: middle schoolerWhat in the hell
>Parent/grandparent run for an end closer legacy>Run a pacer with a handful of pacer skills>Load up on end closer skills with dead utility>If i use other end closers the resulting legacy will be unusable for one of my endclosers>Parent/grandparent run for a frontrunner legacy>No Seiun so i will have to use Maru for the next best unique>If i succeed in making a good frontrunner legacy, my own Maru cannot use itI feel like im missing some of the logic here
>>545482686What we know canonically in game >security around campus >trainers have to lock their doors before bed>very easy for trainees to break into trainer rooms >Major curfew for umas
>>545482593prioritize special trainingorder of important is wit > riko/tazuna > guts = power > stam = speedexplode your load on speed or stamina
fuck this nigger mission
>Told Taishin was good for all previous CM>She sucks donkey dick>Told she's terrible for this CM>Recycle Taurus Taishin>She wins almost everythingWhy are Umatubers like this
>>545482959>trainers have to lock their doors before bed
>>545482992do you guys just not do 600/600/600 parent runs or something
getting sick of skipping to the last spurt and seeing Oguri starting in 7th every race
>>545482965>importantimportanceFUCKits 3am
>>545482701
>>545482992Someone will fail to finish these missions in time despite trying for a month
>>545483082That'll be me, I do about 1 career per week
>round 2>my nature is STILL killing A+ stamletsgood kek out of that
>>545482686when has that stopped anyone from just barging in
I just wanna roll on the me banner already man, I need my dopamine.
>>545483031I do I'm just getting 2* Wits and 1* Speed/Stam. Wits is below 600 everytime btw
>>545483210having wit and guts below 600 doesn't matter because the game picks a stat before it rolls the starsbut yeah I get ya
i got a 2 star stamina taishin the day before the mission dropped...
>>545483031nearly all my parent runs are 600/600/600/x/600I swear the shills defending this mission don't understand how probability works
>>545482762Wrong it's Ryan >>545482514
People talking about Gyaru are hugely gay.
>>545482921
Just say no, no one has the right to force you if you don't like it
>>545482686That's a lie spread, most likely by ningen women.Umas crash on their trainer's dorm all the time. Literally, they break the door to get in.
>>545483045You're lacking mid-race skills and wit
>>545483358clearly
I DO NOT BELONG IN GROUP A but I just qualified for B finals thanks to my McQueen who I produced on my first and thus far only McQueen career run. My honor is safe
>>545483258Yeah I meant I was getting 2* Wit sparks when it lands on Wit despite not having 600+ Wit and and getting 1* Speed/Stamina when it lands on Speed/Stam in spite of getting 600+ Speed/Stam
>>545483372WE CAN STILL SEE IT
2 RECOV!!! LMAO!!!
Is Agnes Digital any good. I'm still rolling for her because she's cute, but is she good?
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I wish Daiwa Scarlet was my daughter
>>545483372>edited out the nipple
>>545483554She's a dirt uma you always need dirt umas.
>>545483296I'm not defending this dogshit missionbut I am being intentionally annoying to piss off lucklets
>>545483324Wow, that is embarrassing. This is why I stick to manga and games and avoid anime
>>545483470See what
>>545483529watame this is a hors school not sheep school
Sorry Danchou, I'm avoiding burnout...
>>545483296Same but for runs, I do ~7-10mil a day and am still missing the 2* stam mission.
>>545483601I'm trying not to get banned here
>>545483408The Brian card we got from the main story has both Medium Straightaways and Corners on top of Right-Handed, give that a try and hunt for hints, Ramp Up from Creek and Highlander from Cafe also help a good bit too
>>545483573But then why did I get accepted?
Can anyone inform me what to expect from aoharu? My assumption is that the ace trained from it will be better, but what about parent run/white sparks? Not counting skill spark, ura finale is still the best one yes?
the gremlins grow
>>545483739how do umas feel about their friends collecting marketable plushies of themselves?
Please stick to Furasshu's sex schedule. She made sure to plan the optimal amount of time on both of your fetishes, so enjoyment is as high as possible. Don't cum too early, please.
How does Tachyon event work? Does it give free 3* blue right away or only reroll into whatever?
>>545483789Maybe I shouldn't roll for her
how good is welfare scarlet anyway
QuestionSo, tomorrow I should wait to do my CM races until after maint to see if I luck out in a aoharu run, correct?
>>545483712It was so small they confused you for a girl
>>545483372Turbo's Turbo...
>>545483778It's normal. They all do it.
>>545483816You can reroll the resulting spark and you can upgrade an existing veteran uma (limited amount).
>>545483714You can get more sparks in the new scenario so URA is outdated now. The good parents you have are still gonna be good but there's no reason to keep playing URA.And yeah Aces are gonna be much stronger
Are you ready to survive the Power gap between Paypiggies and Free2Play?After Unity Cup every new support card banner will keep widening the gap of what paypiggies and f2p can attain.
>>545483554she's the cooler agnes yes
>>545483857or if your winrate is good enough just queue immediately to avoid other aoharu enjoyers
>>545483921>buying oguri cap>now I can skip bourbon thanks to suzukaI don't see the problem, every carrot on my account for the next 1.5 years is going to support cards, as is anyone with some sense
>>545483921I survive on this (group A finals this time)I'll be fine
I love the V sisters!
So aoharu is actually tomorrow, right???
>>545483884I'm glad they liked my aptitude for teaching.
>>545482921i think in Japan middle school includes 9th grade and high school is 3 years
It's weird how easy it is to tell whether somebody has a mind and a soul by glancing across the person's team of horsegirls.
>>545483152Post the tummy hurt comic
FUCKING WHATHOW
I have yet to roll for any horses other than Summer Maru. I only roll/save for meta cards, it really helps for CM.
>>545483997>he doesn't knowLet me know how good your ooniger Suzuka performs in MANT or in Mediums and Longs
>>545483324Why does Oguri get along so well with gyarus?
>>545484125I gotchu
>>545484128Based mob umaShe mustve felt proud
>>545484073It was actually an Urara kind of deal
reminder that is your duty as a trainer to impregnate your trainees
>>545483921>spd maruzensky only needs 1lb and is surprisingly affordable>also comes with a banner with fine motion whom you should devote your sparks to (spark twice)>this alone makes your account very competitive and lets you hoard until pasa speedIt's really not that bad to keep up. The first year of uma is by far the sweatiest
>>545484196Thanks bro. I love this Tachyon the most.
>>545484128>runs a villian>acts surprised when the heroic underdog beats him
>>545484068in 24 bongs exactly
>>545484196idiot
>4-1>1-4>3-2>1-4>consistent 80-90% wr in round 1damn it doesn't look good at all. I'm giving up and just remaking my TT team tmr, fuck cm
>>545484219I just want a daughter without having to form a romantic connection to someone.Can't I just treat my trainee as a daughter?
>>545484268oh shit, really?Wait, but is there a really long maint?
Can't wait to discuss new strats and give advice to anons when Aoharu drops
>>545484165You can simply not buy the skill until post career.
>>545484128>no.6 favorite
>>545483915How does the upgrade work? Like, instant 3* or just one star per step?
>>545484128Based underdog. She was probably 100-1 to win that race. What a success story. Her trainer must be proud.
>>545484308actually i liedit's in 14 bongs
>>545484356Make sure to pick the bottom team in your Aoharu races at least twice
>lost to this
>>545484172Why don't you?
>>545484128THE GENERAL
>>545483921Surprisingly level-headed opinions from the replies, but yes, uma continues to churn out a lot of shitty support cards, so f2ps can actually keep up if they don't be impulsive dumbasses, roll for the correct thing, and they can race with the smelliest of whales.It also helps that year 2-3 umas are a bit less popular in design so many players focus on support cards until year 4
Where are the maestro procs. I'm dying out here.
>>545484379One star, and only one colored sparks.
>>545484128Waoh she just had her career defining win! Nicely done General!
>>545484363I'm talking about Long/Medium CMs not career races bwo and you can't even buy oonigge in Mant
Hey uhis Uma stan -ACTUALLY- good now post-maint? I feel like this skill is still in a gigantic gaslight cloud
>>545484419im guessing witlord's groundworks and other skills activated and 1200 speedchud's didn't?
>>545484419speed doesn't fucking matter for fronts bro it's just how lucky you are with your wit rolls and skill activations
>>545484128kek villain SLAIN
>>545484128AND IT'S THE GENERALLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT AN UPSET
>>545484423No gyarus where I live…
>>545484542it's good, yes. Not amazingly. Just think it's slightly above slipstream/playtime tier
>>545484552My Oguri eats fronts with less than 1200 speed for breakfast
>>545484073be proud of your ability, enoki-san
>>545484542It's on the same level as slipstream now, just nice to haveNot something you need to grind for like groundwork like people are gaslighting it is
>>545484419Truly wit game kek.Also, reminds me I almost had a third win on one ticket, but lost to some dude running pace Ryan. It wasn't even a lobby with stacked pacers to push her to 6th and proc Pump, she just had a shitload of other accels to win. Kudos to him, but just shows CM really is gamba, that's why I'm not doing any Aoharu runs to replace any of my aces, I'm settling with B if it comes to it, I'm fine with the 1 and 2-win gibs I get, I prefer to get a better TT team.
>>545484613Missing out
wait this suzuka card seems fucking banging by f2p standards>no massive downside unlike most other f2p cards>solid consistent stats all-around (nothing insane but nothing terrible)>full pool of frontrunner skills>gold skill is conc with no agemasen>no shitty events
>>545484627That’s not all she eats for breakfast…
>>545484552My Speedmaxxed Maru almost catches up with low Speed Marus even though they activate Angling and my Maru has no accels. Backliners will rape Fronts without max Speed
POST GOLD CITYpretty please
>>545484676downside is there's a welfare speed ssr suzuka coming soon
FOCUS ON SPIRIT BURSTSPICK TOP TEAMTHERE I SOLVED AOHARU FOR YOU
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bro is losing to this.
>>545484676Too bad I can't use her because I wont get a 2* speed spark in 200 runs before the event ends
I still dont know what agemasen means
>>545484676yes we told you it's good
I miss when vtubers still played uma since I could at least see screenshots of anime girls vs gross sweaty brown people
>>545484762CREEKED
>>545484676No hints tho, fronts are starving for hints since they want so many skills
>>545484676Can't use it on Suzuka so it's trash
>>545484784kaela... the self-brock killed her...
>>5454846765 training effectiveness and 35 specialty priority. If you use it to raise medium/long uma you will very rarely reach your targeted stam.
>>545484779Not gonna give you that information bwo
>>545484762get stamchecked by the superior VILLAIN and BREASTS bitch
i made it f2pbros!!!
>>545484779basically any event that gives you a gold skill on part 3 but can backfire into giving you a shitty white skill instead (seiun sky, spechud)
>>545484356>>545484418How many other versions of this fkn image are there?>inb4 I ate themWhere'd all your pixels go?! 1% JPG compression ate them
Queue
>>545484771Did this retard qualify for A finals yet?
>>545484849I survived with mcqueen welfare and it's better than mcqueen
Let's gooo i didn't need to train a uma this CM!
>>545484924Fvark
>>545484850Fuck I forgot one. Now JPG quality level 2.
>>545484724
i should start downloading uma reacts and make a folder for them
>>545484849Well, for aoharu that's fine since riko alone counts as a SSS-tier stam card.and by the time MANT comes out most players will have other options (or quit since mant sucks cock)
>>545484779I didn't know either but I googled it and now I know (it's from the anime)
>>545484924so fat...
>>545484984Anyone who is not used to doing fan runs will just quit at MANT.
>>545484914I take a screenshot everytime I run out of that image, I have 6 saved right now
>>545484298NO! You need to MAKE a daughter with her.
I wish you ppl wouldn't post gacha sloptubers. They all lool brown, inbred, retarded or a combination of all the above.
>>545484419>>545484771Buy an ad
>>545484779I WON'T GIVE IT TO YOU
>>545484984A-are you guys really gonna quit when MANT comes out?Don't leave...I already had a gacha die...
STOP POSTING SMUG OGURI
>>545485062Stay mad.
wit god please save us
There's been a lot of hype around Uma Stan, but none of it made any sense to me, and I was running around desperately trying to understand why it's a must-have. Here's the results of my research:First, the idea that it generally "blocks pace down" is nonsensical. For the unaware, during the first 40% of the race, the game checks if you are too close to the leader every 2 seconds and puts you into "pace down mode" if you are, which is bad. If a speed skill is active during a pace down check, the check is skipped, which is good! But it's weird to think that any speed skill could prevent pace down in general, since there are 17 pace down checks in Virgo (for example) and proccing the skill will block a mere two or three of them. Even if you proc the skill and block some checks, you'll still probably be too close to the leader after it ends and still enter pace down.The idea that Uma Stan could be part of a chain of skills that can permanently stop pace down throughout the whole first 40% is similarly ridiculous. This isn't the 2025 JP server. Just from watching your own races, you should know that having a speed skill permanently active is a pipe dream.However, it turns out that the reason Uma Stan is good is because of a very specific early race interaction. Here is a video that explains the concept and shows real examples (though you'll need to use auto-translated CCs to follow along): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj6i5pN5F7YBasically, in the early race, everyone other than front runners enter pace down as a matter of course because they're too close to the leader (duh). That means everyone is going 0.915x their normal early race speed. After pace down is over because the leaders have gotten far enough away from you, you start accelerating to your normal early race speed.
>>545485121didn't read
>>545485083I'm definitely going to only do one career a day, unsure how my club will react to that.Luckily after suzuka club points become useless for awhile until they add the other shit?
>>545485121did read
>>545484926He got 4-win on his first ticket, yeah. Then got 2 on his following 2 tickets, his last one is looking pretty shit as well.
>>545484676her real use is concentration for TT
>>545485083i'm leaving /uma/ club (currenf's OF) when MANT comes out
Uma Stan is likely to activate precisely at the 5 second mark since that's the earliest it can proc and everyone will be bunched up at that time. And if it procs during the pace down period, you will exit pace down. Your uma will then accelerate to their normal early race speed while everyone else is languishing in pace down.But doesn't that mean that you'll be too close to the leader once the skill ends, putting you right back into pace down? Not necessarily. The leader is going to be faster than you during your acceleration, so she'll still be getting further ahead. It's quite possible that you will be safely far away once the skill ends.Whether all this will actually happen depends on the track. After all, the length of a track dictates the distance you have to be away from the leader to avoid pace down. The video I linked above opines that tracks of 2000m or more are good for this pace-down-avoidance strategy—but when that video was made, umas had >1200 power, so the situation was different. Perhaps Uma Stan will be good for Virgo despite it being 1600m.Another way Uma Stan can be reliably powerful is if you have an additional speed skill that will reliably trigger at the very start of the race. Acceleration skills don't work for this, so Groundwork is no good. The youtube video above uses the 1,500,000 CC skill as an example. That skill will reliably proc on the first hill you reach, which is at the very beginning of the course for some tracks. Therefore, you can proc 1,500,000 CC to stop pace down, then proc Uma Stan to keep avoiding pace down. But this strategy is obviously track-dependent due to hill placement.
>>545485121That would mean Straightaway skills are OP all this time because they trigger right out of the gate.
Which Umamusume are okay with being daughterzoned?Just Urara, Durandal and Rice?
the QoL comes with the Unity Cup patch btw, you will have to wait for the Maintenance announcement for the patch notesQoL that will be added:TT and Daily race sweep optionsBorrow limit increaseSkip goes up to 4xRace Scheduler
Is it fine having 2 pace chaser aces for finals or will that mess something mechanic wise? Running Doto and Opera was pretty fun.
>all these aoharu teams that only have two speed cardsYes, spirit bursts, but every video I see of that they only give you like, 50 bonus stats at like the BEST CASE SCENARIO when popped in summer.This isn't adding up to me, but I guess I'm only theorycrafting at the moment.
>>545485083I won't quit, but I'll just use it as an opportunity to chill and be casual for a whileNot gonna sweat and burn myself out in the game's worst scenario
how many skill points does aoharu give? I'm thinking of all the gold skills I'll have to put into my TT teams and it's killing me
>>545484970>JPG quality level 2That's no thing. JPG quality works on a 0-100 scale.
>>545485214Damn would have been funny to watch him cope about not qualifying
>>545485271>Race SchedulerI want this one to be true.
>>545484472Huh, so only 2* then. This is the best I have, good enough? The parents are both 3* stam
Whale herewill share my MLB riko here tomorrow so you lads can potentially make some monster last-minute CM Umas.Okay it might be LB3 until all the free rolls are done
>>545485271>Source: I saw it in a dream
>>545485264Urara is 100% ryonazone like Teio
>>545485271surely they will add the event outcomes too so i don't have to stare at gametora haha...
>>545484724>city who worked on her style less trainer finding out her trainer is now a chick magnet and popular with women
SHE HAD OVER 600 POWER FUCK OFF
What if speed is overrated
>>545485414Source: every single other server
>>545485264Tachyon wouldn't mind
GOOOOOOLD SHITTY
I don't know that I've seen a single bikini Maruzensky win in Leo Cup yet.
>>545485271this is true, i am cygames
if I see one more smug KFC oguri I will call my danchou a nigger
>>545485496This does not bode well for the Arima Kinen
I am TIRED of Trainers being treated like future husbands! Uma Musume are trainees, nothing more! Stop trying to push the narrative that all trainers should date their trainees. >It happens so you can’t stop it >You can’t fight an uma musume I am here to train racers, not get groomed for a bride!
>>545484924I raced a front Super Creek for my last race of the day. She had one recovery, 600 stam, and the full groundwork package + A&S. The only other front runner was the same motherfucker's Seiun Sky.>Creek somehow stays in front of Seiun Sky the entire fucking race>obviously no shot at proccing Pure Heart>ARE YOU READY? La Creatura is now in 2nd. She doesn't even get to be ready.>Angling & Scheming time?>immediately gets passed by Red Shift ShuttleNobody gets to Angling & Scheming today>Creek fucking gasses out and brocks everyone>Seiun Sky in 9th>Mom says Topcun gets to Pump Iron today>Neicha how the fuck are you in third>Topcun brocked>Taiki gasses out but still gets 1st, 5L, slow as fuck 2:10.8>other guy's Oguri Cap (as in peak) steals 3rd>complete shitter 1st/2nd/4thI wish I was making it up
>>545485271>Skip goes up to 4xhuh
>>545485679Thank you. That's what i've been saying all along.
>>545485690I'm not reading all that.
>>545485560That reads more like wife zone
>>545485617she's so cute with her ears flattened
>>545485679Akikawa would never say this
>>545485679I want to train the director.
ikuIKUIKUIKUUU
in a tiny bath with my reddit wife...
I'm kinda wondering if this is humanly possible or not, the highest in our club averages around 2.7mil fans a day. Is this normally attainable? It's a shitter B+ club, I'm the one below it with an average of 1.5mil and thought I was taking it easy
>>545485740She’s going to the Philippines tomorrow so good luck
>>545485048Fkn kek>>545485094U mad bwo?>>545485325I meant 2/100. Here have 69%. Three times over.
>>545485690Love to see it. I was hoping that my fat Doto would act as a brocker but she just moves to the side without accelerating or brocking.
>>545485496She's peak...
>>545485679Nice story bro, get groomed
Holy fuck, DO NOT register now, unless your team is monstrous.Just an endless tide of A+ SMarus and Oguris combined with every possible debuffer in existence.
>>545485771>Is this normally attainable?You'll have to do fan runs for 2m+. I'm close to 2m average just doing parent runs.
>>545485771That's 3 runs a day if you do fan runs
>>545485802The weirdest part of it all was that she had wins. I guess in a lobby with 0 debuffers, she still somehow managed to win. Cucking your own front with a brick is next level shit...
>>545485771parent runs usually yield me above 500k every time, it is really not that difficult
>>545485771You can get a million fans in a single career easily with a good deck and Uma.
[DEVASTATING NEWS] Danchou excluded me from the orgy because I didn’t meet our weekly quota…
>>545485868It's brown time now. All the sweaty SEA gacha players will queue up now for the next few hours
>>545485771I get around 800k per run if I do all G1 Sprint/Mile/Medium races with Maru
>>545485771the people youre asking all have insane standards
>>545485868I mostly got rekt by mood rng. One or both of my lates got bad mood in every race, failed to proc maestro, then died.
>>545485871>>545485910>>545485954>>545485978Proves I'm a filthy casual, thanks for the clarification. I think I'll read some guides and level up my play.
Remember; if you win the finals, you get your carats. But if you lose, you get gangbanged by your three aces plus all the other umas you used during this cm.
>>545486072no one's doing fan runs in a club where everyone else is so low, they're probably just botting
Can't wait for the update so this fucking dogshit stops happening
>>545485451
>>545486072Or you could just play this casually like a sensible person and spend your serious efforts on other games that reward skillful play
>>545486142u can't deny it
>>545486072It's pretty easy, you just stack fan bonus cards and just do as many races as you can. Front runners like Summer Maru or Seiun Sky makes it pretty trivial to win every race after you reach certain stats
>>545486072Embarrassing post fr lil vro u can still delete
>>545486072>Proves I'm a filthy casualIs it me or is the meaning of the word "casual" in this place fucked? For me, it means someone who just plays regularly - you wouldn't see them tryhard in CM spending 100 TP pots but they still don't let their TP uncap or let their 3 daily borrows go wasted. It feels like when someone says the word "casual" in this thread it means "flatliner."
>>545484676it's power crept by the other free suzuka speed card
If Taiki Shuttle's ult gets adjusted to fire when she's even further back should she just... not have any midrace speed skills at all to make sure she slides back some or what
>sub 50% WR on Round 2Day 2 will be better
>>545486231What is going on here...
>>545486213gives you flexibility no?>need stam>run stam>need speed>run speed
>>545486142She unironically only loses when she fkn pace promotes in lobbies with 0 front runners.>>545486218IDK I was worried she'd be too far ahead for it to fire with the current activation requirements so I didn't give her shit. Worked out alright.
>>545486138Not pictured another mood up+down before the screenshot
>>545486280speed suzuka gives gold early lead/leader's pride (can't remember which one)
>>545486231Source? Or at least a catbox link…
I luckshitted my way into A finals but I don’t think my squad can beat whaled Smaru’s…
I don't read anything past one line
>>545485271i do NOT belieb
>>545486280A stamina card that doesn't give you a blue skill is usually a waste of a stamina card slot
>>545486231>post aoharu worldnuh uh
which uma is most likely to livestream herself giving birth?
Teio's sweet hachimi
>>545486290>cut and driveBased knower. It's Oguri's Triumphant Pulse that can ignore the final uphill but with a condition that someone has to be infront of her. Vodka is just a Late Oguri for this CM, but I didn't see anyone talk about it.
>>545486371people are running mlb cafe
>>545486174
So we are rushing through day 2 immediately on reset, right?
>>545486507already qualified, I'll wait until the last hour to test my umas against Aoharu aces
>>545486072You don't need guides and you don't need to fan grind. I only do runs like this cause I'm in an S rank club, you can get in an A+ club with 30 million fans a week, that's easily achieved by just playing everyday.For fan runs ideally you want a Summer Maru because she has a lot of recoveries and a good unique and no forced long race wins but there are a lot of horses you can get 1 million fans with.Get as much fan bonus as you can, train Speed, when you have enough Speed start racing and never stop. Usually I start after the 1st inspiration because the stat boost helps me win.
>>545486396Vodka had Furious Feat working in her favor for Mile, I feel like anyone who might've run her went with Rudolf or Asswonder for OYL or something.t. feels guilty for not running her after making La Creatura Long S Vodka for Gemini...
>>545486490As a second/poor first choice after Creek
>>545486203>Is it me or is the meaning of the word "casual" in this place fucked?Its not you. Sweaty tryhards dont have much perspective for others experiences.
>>545486118Why do we get the Orfevre treatment?
>>545485271NOW THIS IS GASLIGHTING
I'm in the A finals bwos!
>>545486290I thinkg I gave mine 2 midrace skills and she's almost always in exactly third. The pace promotion is brutal; I've only been able to win 1 race after getting promoted.
I'm crashing out
>>545486754thanks for supporting the game
>>545486203It's complicated desu. I wouldn't consider somebody stuck in bronze in a shooter game like Overwatch to be a tryhard even if he looks at guides and tries to play meta. You need to be good and follow meta and guides for me to consider you a tryhard.
My Oguri eats Summer Marus alive but always gets trounced by Seiun
>>545486598Vodka gets Slick Surge and BOFA (as a cope second stam recov) though.With OYL + Red Shift + Pump, you get 0.8 accel.With Slick Surge + Red Shift + Pump, you get 0.6 accel, she has 20% power growth so you can make up the 0.2 difference easy.She's definitely a good candidate for a late gambler ace if you don't want to run Ryan.
>>545486876A&S on Seiun is autowin if she gets to proc it. S.Maru is only stronger because she can overtake her.
>>545486754heeeere piggy piggy piggy
my round 1 was too good and the usual round 2 low is hitting even harder
>>545485398Bwos?
>>545486876Same, should I just build another debuffer as hail mary to get into group B final for pity gibs?
I just advanced to A finals for the first time broswe're all gonna make it
>>545487013Was that really supposed to be a reply to the Tachyon event posts? You know we're not getting that for another 18 months, right?
>>5454825932 speed, 1 rice, 1 urara, 1 wit, 1 rikoor 2 speed 1 rice, 1 riko, 2 witor3 speed 1 rice 1 riko 1 tazunaor2 speed 1 rice 1 riko 1 wit 1 tazunaor1 kitasan 1 rice 1 riko 1 urara 1 wit 1 tazunaTheres so many combinations to be had, its so fucking over for us f2p
>>545486507So its gonna be the inverse where the sweats and whales dont pile in on reset because they need time to put together aces with the new update and things may well get more dangerous as the day goes on?
Are you ready to be cucked by Aoharuchads in the finals?
>>545486754Good job double Front bwo
>>5454870952 speed 1 riko 1 rice 1 tazuna 1 urara
>>545487095>rikoquestionable if the mood down event nerfs turn out gud>+tazunabrickable
This is going better than i hopedWhere are the other Opera/Doto pairs though
so are we getting the 100 rolls for rice riko banner?
>>545487258nyes
>>545487095is this for tomorrow or for next update?if it for tomorrow, any reason for running Urara when guts not yet important stats?
>>545487258who knows
>>545487258nyo
>>545487258yes
>>545487316For the the patch next week not tomorrow
>>545487234In Group B
>>545487115yeah, but you may also encounter tryhard f2ps following the same strat who are just as dangerous
CHECK YOUR VETERAN PAGE. IT NOW SHOWS /230
>tfw no oriental art gf
>>545487408>it's realHAPPENING
Rudolf's almost sagging perfect sized mounds.
>>545487408wtf it's real
Have you ever drunk horse milk?
>>545487408they should have just made transfer requests something we get twice each week
>>545487408HOLY FUARK
>>545487408>israel
do they run dirt race everyday in japan?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vMWvvVFYq4
>>545487408I thought this was a gaslight until I checked
>>545487642that's how they get you
>finals will unironically be you against S and S+ umasIts fucking over
QOLS COMING IN SOONTT AND DAILY SKIPSRACE SCHEDULEBORROW LIMIT INCREASED
>>545487685dont be greedy
Wait, so I need to pull for Riko/Rice now?
>>545487094>18 monthsNyo...
>they just announced the qolUhhh how did anon know?
>>545487731Do you have kitasan? Do you have good SR cards?
what in the fuck is that thing
>>545487787tell us if it wins
>>545487772Yesnyo
>>545487731they're more skippable than ever, especially rice
>>545487772No.Yes.
>>545487593depends on their schedule my local track does tuesdays, wednesdays and weekendsand japan has like the one of the highest races per week in the world so it must be more
>>545487731you get 100 rolls for free niggawhether you use carats or not you're bricking yourself if you don't pull
>>545487824pull>>545487836save
>>545487787lol what cards did he use
>>545487839naruhodo
>>545487850You don't get them right away, right? It's 10 rolls a day, right?
>>545487685Honestly I would just be happy with the TT Skip, this shit fucking sucks
>>545487685>>545487758PROOFS!/
>>545487772nyes (lb1)nyo
>>545487787BASED gutsmaxxer
>>545483324Imagine the smell
>>545487163double front was only way to make doto work consistently
at one point I'm happy cyjews are doing things differently for global because it shows they care but at one point it will be so different that I have no idea how to build umas
What in the shit?
>>545487758Glowies read these threads…
>>545487787I love seeing low stam gold skillmaxxing Tachyon's it's hilarious
WHAT IS HAPPENING
>>545487685TT DAILY SKIPS IS GONNA BE SO FUCKING GOODWE CAN DO DAILIES LIKE 5-10 MINS IF THATS REAL Dying to hopeless dont tell danchou
>>545487823it got 7th...>>545487863
They stealth added some qolWtf
>>545488001
Are you guys going to play Aoharu and make aces before queuing up?
>>545488047bro clicked auto-select
>>545487998refer to the original uma guideThe only REAL uma guide you need start reading toreina.>"The Thoroughbred exists because its selection has depended, not on experts, technicians or zoologists, but on a piece of wood: the winning post of the Epsom Derby. If you base your criteria on anything else, you will get something else, not the Thoroughbred".>"A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character".>"A true champion is a horse that wins under any conditions, in any environment.">“In the pedigree of a stayer of classic quality you will always find the name of a horse that was a good sprinter.”>"Never remain attached to your female lines Mating mares is all about constant experimentation"
>>545488129I'm going to play Aoharu anyway might as well try making some aces.
>>545487685where's the qol announcement i don't see it on the news website GASLIGHT CHUDS
>>545488047The funny thing i didnt realize is that Tachyon's guaranteed skill will fire like less than a second before the final spurtI matched against a ~535 stam 540 guts Tachyon with some victories in her record, she placed like 4th in my race
>>545488001Everytime I try to do runs with the dumb donkey I get constant mood downs, no rainbows, and a bunch of conditions
>>545488047honestly not a bad speed score for that deck
we gaslighting qol features now?is that what were doing now?
I will make 1 CM attempt on reset to test the water
Check your borrow count LMAO
>>545488129I'm going to play aoharu to remake TT horses
>>545488129I have eight hours of work to get through after reset, everyone else will have new aces by then
Is indomitable good for Leo if I get it from Aoharu?
>>545488001shrineGODs win again
Will the fans that I already farmed will disappear from the club count if I quit the club or they stay?
>>545488342wtf they lowered it????
>>545488001>he doesn't have Tazuna in his deckworthless
>>545488146>"A true champion is a horse that wins under any conditions, in any environment."Agnes Digital is the platonic ideal of umamusume, understood
>>545488397lost completelyyou will fuck over your old club hard
So with the bqlance patch is R Tazuna actually worth using or sbould I stick with the SSR version?
Yep I'm ready for Aoharu
>>545482431an Indian made this thread
>>545488282If he managed to support a rest-less run then every single non-race turn would be pumping speed
>>545488515what in the balance patch makes you think that would be worth it
ho ho hee hooo~
>>545488515You'll be using Riko instead.
Does Concert Theater ever get an update? I want a playback control or a slider so I can take better shots of my wife.
>>545488515If you have the SSR then no
>>545482485SOMEONE POST LEWDS OF KINGU>>545487731What you want is a copy of Riko (Pray for MLB R Riko with 100 free pulls) of your own. You may want to borrow this card for guaranteed Uma stan in the upcoming QoL patch since currently the card doesnt have Uma StanGo be a follower with a King Halo card now
>>545488473Damn. I was thinking of switching to an /uma/ club since a spot seemed to be open now and while I'm still 3 days in my current club but I already farmed like 5~6m. Guess next month it is
>>545482593Click on trainings that have the up arrows on them to fill up the blue fire gauge, when the gauge is full use it on something other than wit since you'll get more stat numbers on other trainings and you'll be pressing wit to build up the gauge anyways. https://gametora.com/umamusume/unity-cup#special-training
Should I be running Riko and Tazuna for Aoharu or is that stupid?
>>545488383no, but why would you consider it anyway? pace has plenty of gold recovery skills. If it's for late surger, you are likely to get passed midrace by goldship instead and when that happens, u are finished
>>545486843Don't, keep puffing instead
>>545488696what happens when u got rainbows and that spirit exploding thingy in the same turn? u click rainbow and pop it in another turn?
>>545488745I think it's a bad idea since you have to divide grinding bond for either of them
>>545488129I already made it to grand finals A so no
>>545485994It's EU time
>>545488850usually the spirit bomb is more important to trigger because it levels your team (and your facilities), and means that you can get started on filling the gauge for the next bomb. more explosions = more hints for skills, better chance of hitting the gold unity skills, and 0% chance of failure
>>545488928it's thursday
>>545488745Riko and Aoi is better because Riko gives you stamina and Aoi gives you wit.
>>545488928Its 10:30 am boyo
>get unlucky>don't care because I'm already qualified
>>545488980Should a Torena really be dating 2 ningens?
>>545489058Better them than a stinky horse
>>545489058You have to take responsibility after what happened to Meek.
You qualified for A finals, right?
>>545488945We dont have 0% fail training bombs
Wait Aoharu is out tomorrow? Not in finals?
if you give up on a career do you still keep the uma and get to allocate skill points?
>>545489342No. Auto glued.
>>545489257nyo...
>>545489257Do you have to ask?
>>545488945i think we dont have the 0% chance of failure yet (purple bomb). but who knows what cygames doing
>>545489341who knows
>>545486947>A&S on Seiun is autowin if she gets to proc it.Unless...
>>545489257Maybe!
this screenshot i just took sums up this CM perfectly
>>545489464GODship is secretly still the best uma in leo cup btw
>>545489257NO I DIDN'T FUCK THIS STUPID NIGGER GAME I LOVE SKILL RNG FUCK FUCK FUCK I LOVE A+ OBUHI CRAP AND SEIUN SMARU PAYPIGGY LOBBIES FUCKYOUALL
>>545489475Ines' Fujins aren't that big
I qualified for getting fired from my job as a trainer
>>545489464Gold Ship has saved my ass 3 times today after Nature's raped my Umas when they didn't proc stam skills.
wishing every gold ship user a very sincere kill yourself
>Teio activates her ult>overtakes Oguri >Oguri activates her ult anyways>LOSEHow is this shit allowed
https://x.com/JRA_Special/status/1986350672896532781vote Equinox best race
Is it possible to datamine what kind of word filter they use in club chat? Then like make a simple app that flags every offending word in your message, so you can edit it approrpiatlely.
>>545489637
putting frenzied pacer on natie has been the best thingShe just killed a 1100 + 1 whale brian. I bet he's so mad
All the Marus have gone through to the finals its our time to shine go go go
>>545488010>watching them falter to gold reds owari da bro..
>>545488473>D ranknothing was lost then
>>545489646How is akiten only 50%? That shit was fucking legendary
>>545489906Cloverbro...
>>545489257Thanks based auto-select, it somehow pulled a Teio that got me a 4 win run to qualify
sorry for the twitter post but this is just funny
I malded
>>545490089i lol'd out loud
I wonder how hard it will be to find mlb Riko in the first hours right after the update. I just can't imagine there're actually people that would mlb it before getting to spend your free 100 rolls. On the other hand whales are usually impatient and/or lacking wit.
>>545490089>>545490124https://x.com/ShutterSaaali/status/1986084995778171234forgot the link
group B teams are so much more soulful. i lost to a vodka and then a meisho doto. i didnt even see those two at all the past few days.
>activates triumphant>BULLSHIIIIIIIIT
>>545490167>he's not already following gigawhalesBro.
Do A/A+ anons that got poached by S clubs ever regret betraying their original Danchou and abandoning their club
HuhI AM gonna make it, bros
>>545490240from A+ to SS and no regrets but my horses are tired
>my random uma stan parent with shitty pinks and mixed blues is suddenly being borrowedwhat dafuq
>>545490098Welcome to parent grinding. I have so many parents that are like 1-2 important rolls away from being great, but as they stand right now, they are complete dogshit.
>>545490239I'm following my danchou who's a whale. Surely he'll come for the rescue!
>>545490346that's a great parent you humblebragging nigger
>>545490239>half of my MLB Kitasan trainers suddenly changed them to MLB Nice NatureSpooky. Had no idea that I followed Rothschild clan.
I didn't qualify to the A finals yet... I see the Nationals are a whole different level from my usual chill Kasamatsu JP server
>>545490415Except the most important spark is a 1* front runner.
/uma your opinion ?
>>545490415>fucking FRONT 1* pink>speedo spark Nah, it's bad. That's a full cope parent. I already have 3* Front spark in my lineage, so putting even more glue in it is bad for my health.
>somehow made it to B finalsOoooh yikes, I shouldn't be here, I am going to get cooked even at this bracket
>>545490601dogshit go back
top 5 umas i'd like to have sexual intercourse with:1. Tokai Teio2. Daiwa Scarlet3. Nice Nature4. El Condor Pasa5. Marvelous Sunday
I accept B. Sorry Danchou my fan farming will decrease by a lot for a while
>>545490601Stop watching vtumors and other gacha slop
>>545490321
>>545490687>El condorgod... imagine the sex moves this agile and athletic and big boobed uma could pull off...
>my best is enough to get 4th placeI have become the mob uma
>>545490768>suplexes your peanits
>>545490775Be the mob uma you want to be
>smaru misses groundworkskip>smaru misses anglingskip>smaru late startsskip>enemy oguri too close at the last spurtskip>smaru fails to overtake some shitter that highrolled their wit checksskipI love 60% wr
>>545490601every time i tried making maya work she got absolutely dunked on in rooms
If you didn't make it to A finalsYou are going to be a cum dump for the rest of the club btw
>>545484128Wow you didn't even put up a fight, General ate Rice for breakfast without any troubles. Plus she's a cutie! General! GENERAL! GENERAL!
I've been playing after CM3 every day. I never let my energy waste. I've put a lot of thought and effort into making umas for CM4. What I got? Nothing. One month of literally no result. I haven't got a single medium S good horse with good stats. Every time, in every run, that seems good, something bad happens. Something that has near 0 odds, but it still happens to me. Every time. Result? I could barely get to 2nd stage, but in 2nd stage, 4 attempts - 5 losses each. And then I regularly scroll through this thread and CM room results. Everyone is having fun. Everyone has S aptitude horses. Or at least S turf. Not me though. I'm just not allowed to have fun and enjoy putting effort into something. Even my parents run. You might not believe me, but I had 0 white sparks umas 4 times in a row with like almost every G1 win and 16+ skills. I am done. I can't play this any more. I can't just get failure after failure and pretend that I am okay while everyone is getting what I wanted. And with future updates, the ceiling will be even higher, and I can't reach even remotely close to the current one.
>>545490601>Screenshot_2025-11-06-14-20>2025 Nov 6, 2:20pm
12 hours until all hell breaks loose.Are you ready?
>16/20>19/20>...>9/20Well... My staminalet SMaru in heavy debuff lobbies is killing me. It's actually not funny how often she died today from stam nukes.
Will they let a foreigner like me in?
natie???
>>545490935>front is gambling>late is gambling>end is gamblingPace is the only honest position
>>545490969torena issue
>>545491058anon they are already covering their noses imagining your gaijin smell
>>545490969It's fine bro, I'm a lucklet too. Just enjoy the silly + cute horsegirls and take the autopill
>>545491015>failed to get in A today>tomorrow will be full of stronger horsesFuck my life
>>545490768>el condor pasa doing a zangief command grab on you but she lands sitting on your face and with your dick between her fantasy outfit's boob window
>>545491078>most consistently good position in the game>honestLates are the most based, then it's fronts (f2p) > pace > end > fronts (buhi)
>>545490936same, bitch is useless
>Aoharu will come out during an ongoing CMWho the fuck thought this was a good thing? Did they really just accelerate global's schedule without giving it any proper scheduling
>>545490768>>545491156
I started mixing in 900k fan runs with my normal runs, but not a shred of recognition from dancho…
>>545490969Just take the club + TT pill. CM is for sweats.
I'll just run my umas instantly while the tryhards are still trying to make Aoharu aces
>>545491258>he doesn't enjoy this much spice into the PVPwhales must be sweating bullets, not enough money can buy them time to come up with something
>>545491258They released SMaru during the finals registration period and people either high rolled during those 12 hours and cheated their way into Cancer Platinum or was a dumbass thinking she would auto-win no matter what and jobbed/got Blockushin'd with their subpar run.
>>545491383CB's strongest soldier
>>545491258They want to ruin plans and make the game "unpredictable" to globalsince everyone is retarded here, you'll see people roll cards normally they wouldn't here and there on occassion from this point onwardsCYJEWS BABYYYYY>I'm not retardedWhatever you say, toreina
Someone post those aoharu deck gold ships, I want a reference on what I should be running
>>545491427I want this smug uma RAPEDFucking stick legs flatty thinks she's above trainers
>>545491383what does the CB stand for
>>545491540Chigira Bokujō (lit.'Chigira Farm')
>>545491427Imagine if they dropped the patch for evolved skills in the middle of a CM and invalidated a bunch of aces
why is every umamusume content creator ugly and asian (not racist, just wondering)
>people roll for Xmas oguri>cygames pushed up the evolved skills patchbased or cringe?
>>545491576I'm ugly and white(by American standards) though
>>545491571>smaru invalidatedEvolved skills would invalidate XOguri real quick, I hope they go through with it. We are going to enter oshi PVP meta until the rest of the powercreep cards and umas come, it'll be the golden age.
>>545491576Because its a gacha mobile game
>>545490969Something tells me this is a r*ddit post
Oh no global is becoming exciting Better melt and seethe
>>545491762Hard to tell since Golshi posters are Reddit themselves
What else could they do to fuck with the meta besides dropping evolved skills early?
>230 veteran honse limitHmm? How did this increase
>>545491290danchou is ruthless..
>>545491845You make a good point
>2nd place almost every raceYeah, I'm a B league finalist again even though I think I had decent uma this time. I'll just accept gold this time too
>>545491857Shuffle around scenario releases
Where's the /uma/ club that was promised to me 3000 years ago
>>545491857delete MANT
>>545490969You're not alone man, there are other ones here getting perpetually stuck in B finals, we are just a quiet bunch afraid of being laughed at. If anything, knowing I won't be able to compete ever again against whales is a relief — won't spend any money, and will just chill with the cute side of the game until I find something less punishing to waste a couple hours with.
Our favourite triple crown winner Moomoo is gonna start his CM races
Thank you, Oguri Cap. I kneel before you
>>545491987Mambo could have a spot for (You) right now, if only danchou kicked the flatliner
>>545491891>find the veteran limit code>change 200 to 230
>>545492045how did he do Cm1-3?
>>545492105Yes he got the triple crown (loses).
>I got another King Halo hot spring ticket why does she want me to see her naked?
>>545491857skip xoguri
>>545491290Danchou will notice you if you post more Rice
>>545492031my f2p ass has exactly 1 plat title and it took me until cancer to get itit was promptly replaced by the claw connoisseur title, and I get to never care about CM seriously beyond the gibs ever again
>>545492301>make everyone fucking broken even earlier>this, in turn, makes xoguri not as oppressive as she would begenius, really
She will be able to get a w?
>>545491857Throne banner at the start of MANT instead of at the end.
>>545490969Show d*ck
>>545492402bwo Pace also got buffed. Christmas Oguri is stronger than it ever was.
URA FINALE HALL OF FAME CHECKPost your best pre-Aoharu / Unity Cup Uma ratings Archive > Half of Fame > sort by rating
>>545492462nyoshe is going to the gas chamber
Am I silly for thinking Rice power is totally fine replacement for Super Creek? Especially if the choice is between LB1 Rice or LB1 Creek and never was gonna whale for creekThough looking ahead Sirius seems kinda cracked, but Rice rolling is a 2 for 1 deal since RIko is paired with it...
>>545492462stamina too lowunique doesn't work on this trackyou have redshift though so you can get lucky
>>545492462in Group B maybe
>>545492614breed marry divorce and breed Rice again
17 years old! Both of them!
>>545492594I'm proud of my mayachi... (she never won anything)
>>545492471still a skip desu
>>545492614Not really, I'm personally rolling for Rice because I love power cards that come with +1 stamina.
Damn you Oguri...
I love her, bros.......
>>545491540Cutie Bie
>>545492594Nyo, my best uma is only better than your three worst umas. I'm not humiliating myself any further.
>>545492073The promised Mamboland
>>545492614Sure if you want a super creek that’s only good for 4 months.
She's struggled this CM but I love my wife City
>>545492746Just like Riko
I think I just burned all my luck.
>>545492594not a single dollar spent yet
>>545492931You gotta roll on the Biko banner to make use of this
People sure love to overlook stamina Super Creek huh, even now in JP, 4.5 years after release it's still the go-to general Stamina card for Air Shakurlets
>>545492931its okay, you'll just pay a hefty karma debt in your next life, just enjoy it rn.
>>545493008>People sure love to overlook stamina Super CreekI think the people who are intentionally going for rice is much much lower.
>>545492931Why are you rolling on the neicha banner now????
>>545492972On the bright side, I now have a 2lb Biko.So close to maxing it.
>>545492594casual cardlet checking in
>>545493008I mean if I get rice that's nice but my real goal is hunting for SRs and rikoIf I even get rice I doubt it'll be better than my lb1 creek at lb0
>>545490969you have 24 hours to do your best in unity to make a gold ship with medium S and pump iron/red shift. do that and you'll make it to at least B finals
>~40 days until Kitasan Black rerun
DANCHOWHY IS HE STILL HEREDANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>545493091Felt lucky, I like nice and had a 1lb already, it's pure upside after I did some pulls, nice is now 2lb too.
>>545493185I wish I knew when he posts here to maximize exposure.
>>545493185>dahbyposter is a mamboitethe promised mamboland is actually dahby hell???
>>545493185its still early, you can leave for greener pastures if you don't like it here.
>>545492614But stamina welfare rice is better? For longs.
>>545493319Deutsches Darby even!
>>545492856Explain to me why I should really care much after 4 months?
>>545493329Can't wait for your club to die filthy nigger.
>>545492306I think Danchou should bless my rolls so I can get Rice
>>545493319pretty sure he's been posting for uma club when they had vacanciesdahbi hell is everywhere
>>545493185that line is as straight as the DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>545493329But I want to make the mamboland better for everyone...
>>545492614Riko rice always felt like bad bait to me.There's a reason people were super pissed the first time it released.
>spe>but sluttierWhy would they do that?
>>545493329but I like the guys here28/30 of them that is
>>545492471This would be so funny.
>>545493568same, the club is chill and funny.
>>545493163what, only 40? Then I'll actually not spark skipko skipomoto for real instead of "as a gaslight"
>>545492594>all TT witslopgrim
>>545492594
>>545493561Because I asked nicely
>>545493529it's bait the same way the first ksb banner was bait with the low ratesyou roll it because it's one of the few time you can roll support cards without bricking yourselfNext time you can do it is ksb banner, which is like, a month an a half more. The game is 4 months old, so it's like waiting for nearly half of the game's life before you roll supports again.>but le whales getting mlb ksb last time!!!doesn't matter what piges do
>>545493329>don't flatline
AHHHHH LET ME PULL SOME CARDS ALREADY RELEASE THE UNITY CUP
>>545492594oki
any kita rerollers /here/? are we pulling tomorrow if our ksb is mlb already?
>can beat tough opponents in round 1>start losing to similar level opponents in round 2this smells rigged
>>545493819why not, next good card is like 6 months from now
Mambodacchis, since it seems all you don't mind a flatliner or two, can I come leech some gibs this month?
>>545493912nyo we're trying to get rid of them...
>>545482959is funny how the security in Tracen is to protect the trainers and not the umas
>>545493819idk... kinda tempted by the biko bakushin banner
>>545492594I don't know how to witmax
>>545493185>>545493329Most likely too late for him to kick flatliners now. The 40m earners Clover survivors have already found a new home by now, and anons who left their previous club are already locked in. We're nearing the end of first week. If anyone is still looking for a club or looking for people to fill slots by the second week, it's fucking over.
>>545493912We have to kick one of our top earners first but you can come in after that
>>545494025I'd rather have open slots than flatliners in the club
>>545494025It is not about the fans... which would be zero anyway... it's about the message....
We're not gonna be in A+ either way, it makes no difference
>>545494025I'd fill Rice's slots
>>545494163Nobody likes a parasite tho
>>545494163that nigga has been leeching for 3 months I want him OUT
>>545492063How's POTENTIAL uma is doing?
RRRRRRRAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI WANT TO RAPE SATONO DIAMONDI WANT TO RAPE SATONO DIAMONDI WANT TO RAPE SATONO DIAMONDI WANT TO RAPE SATONO DIAMOND
>>545494163No work = no payFUCK THAT NIGGER GET EM OUT
>danchou won’t wake up to bless my rolls at 3am
>>545494220>>545494241>>545494314Fair enoughDANCHUD GET TO WORK
>>545494337Not him, but check that 7 for great luck
>>545493975same, got her at 1lb already... what if...
>>545493185I hope he's never kicked so I get to see Dahby continue to accelerate
W-what happened to Clover?
>>545494314Rice would say this
>>545494410I got mambo support card….
>>545494314Rice wouldn't say this
>>545494310Remember your place
doing a ryan parent run is incredibly unfun holy shit
>>545494591Thats good too!
>>545494683NICE MUSCRUUU
>>545494756YARIMASHITA
>>545494687I wanted to get MLB super creek!
>>545494683you WILL have to pick between jobbing to medium or long G1syou WILL decide to run late and randomly get brocked to activate her ult (might not even) or run pace and just never ult at allyou WILL deal with a surprising amount of mood down because who would have though the muscle tomboy is strangely emotionalyou WILL job to Mejiro Mcfatty and Super Creek randomlyyou WILL suffer needing to get both enough stamina and speed and then failling to get both, while chasing hints and bonds
What would you do to the Mambo Danchou if you met him in an abandoned alleyway at midnight?
I want Curren Chan to lick my nipples
Me, danchud and his officer during the mid month penis inspection (nobody wants to show first)
>>545494873I'm gonna flatline him, choom
I hope they keep using this camera angle more. Uma Musume is an ass game after all.
>>545494668I don't get it, is the collar for me or for her?
>>545494840Trust in the 100 free rolls!
>>545494683it's especially frustrating when you're fishing for mile/med sparks and keeping long at B. Like you NEED 800 speed / 550 stam at final arima and a bunch of skills, otherwise you just lose
>>545495015WTF i like oguri now
>>545494683u rike having a cheater makween on your long races while you have a B aptitude?
>>545494981Me from another club joining in naked
>>545495061Oguri Plap!
>>545495015
>>545493561Because she's my lovely childhood friend, of course.
moomoobros...
>>545495178
safe once againwasn't even a witgod, just an auto assign CHAD
>>545495165
>new pal support card is always a thing in every new scenario release>mecha scenario features the cutest companion uma NPC, Dr Sugar Lights>voiced by Yui Ishikawa, and is very popular among the community>suddenly no pal support card>players complains because they can never date Dr Lights>Sugar Lights fans forever cockblockedis Cygames an evil organisation?
>>545495203this guy's fucking hilarious
>>545495061Oguri is built for breeding
>>545495231forgot pic
>>545495284Oguri leggings are hot. Oguri why won’t you come to me?
I'm my nightmares I hear her screaming....Daaaahby...
>>545495203>running a Taurus teamBut why?
Oguri plap
>>545495203>>545495203>no frontsit's over, who even listens to this fraud anymore? He has decently made guides but what's the point if he doesn't win
>>545492594for what purpose
>>545495380because some things never go out of style
i do not see oguri as woman
>>545495356Not enough food for her.
>>545495439Anon no
>>545495531FAT FUCK
>>545491857Release Aoharu with the raised stat caps.
>>545491245Lates are complete gambling. Nothing honest about that.
>>545495015truly an ass game
>>545495531what the HECK
Damn, Fenomeno just kinda owns Ms Victoria huh?
>>545495623>>545495723The bestet, cutest and FATTEST fuck of them all!soon in global too
>>545495247>is Cygames an evil organisation?Goddesses banner
alternativly
Remember that the chair is a must pull
>>545495772>mfw oguri is the only uma I haven't lost in this kind of event
>>545495896>reeee give me food Torena
>>545491576Playing mobile games is an asian culture. They grew up with tamagotchi gameboy and nds instead of xbox or gamecube like anglo kids. It's no surprise they latch more into mobile games now instead of PC and console games (except nintendo games)
>>545496032Its best to keep your Ogurin always well fed
>>545495720Tamamo's dumpster
Reminder to queue immediately after reset today because all the piggies will be too busy pigging out on riko
>>545495662Lates are the only exciting position. It's honest racing.
Dont let the fat fuck posting distract you from the fact that mambo danchou should kill the flatliners
>>545495203I can't hate this dude. This is hilarious to watch.
Is Unity Cup / Aoharu right after reset? Or some hours after that (the usual banner reset time)?
>>545496078Birthing hips Though what happens to umas that retire? They spent so much of their time, efforts, and years training for racing that it feels strange to see them just accepting to do nothing else? I see fanart of several umas being housewives but I always see that as a disservice to their character.
>>545495203isn't he 0% WR in CM finals?
post more fatties
>>545495531>>545495896Which one is better
>>545496237banner time
>>545496254What do you think human athletes do when they hit 30?
nattie is plotting a crime...
So why do we have 230 veteran slots now and did any other QoL slip in?
>>545495743https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKqx1rPO-rIwhat the FUCK
>>545496285Agnes if she was fertile
>>545496285I haven't collected new pics... I need more tummies... big girls eating good meals...
>>545496254Whatever top athletes do in our world, I guess?
>>545495453he's funny and desu I won all my CMs listening to him so I can't complain. And he likes the Cap
>>545496285
>>545496159BUHIIIIII PORKO!!!! RICE SOWER!!!!QUICKLY WHILE THEY FEAST ON THEIR FEED
>>545494668Hot
>>545496416focus on your stream, moomoo
>>545496290I dont know. Ask me again, when we get evolved skills
>>545496401Most often they're pretty depressed for a while admittedly
>>545496335>>545496401Something something Uma musume were born to run. Maybe Oguri can be trainer at kasamatsu? Just random 3am thoughts
i'm going in bros, wish me luck
>>545496565Well they got trainer-san to lean on. I am sure umas do better past their real retirement.
>>545496609good luck kitten
>>545496609>naturecurses upon thee
>>545496609>lazy epithets >golshi>generic outfit Natie Holy soulless….
>>545496254>Though what happens to umas that retire?Don't worry about it.
Imagine
>>545496572Silly anon, umas cant train other umas.
I couldn't get into A finals :(
>>545496609EXPLODE
>>545496609>default outfit evil neichaDIE DIE DIE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE
Work harder Moo! It's almost 7 november game time, and still no video! Make it ready before new day comes or no five dolla for you.
>>545496609I don't support stinky molester Natties I'm sorry bwo...
>>545496237it is right on the CM reset
>>545496807Belno?
>>545496896Assists at best.
im starting to agree with the nipsthe umas that win the dahbi and nothing else after like fujin, tikezo and chiyono is too romantic, because it's the dahbiare there any american horses like that for the kentucky derby?
>28/30umao dancho don't let me summon the tickezo demon......
>>545496927Mine that Bird?
>>545496962Check the club chat bwo, he said 2 recruits are coming from some Discord
>>545473337Shit was better than I ever could've expected
GSK
>>545497023can't he just be normal and recruit them from his onlyfans subs like everyone else
>>545497071Who was the JAV actress?Photos?
I failed to get in Group A today. Am I just fucked because I'll be matched with Aoharu trainees tomorrow?
How would you react if Tachyon is your dad?
>Qualified for A finalsI'm so fucking scared man
>>545497252go in within 30 mins of reset and you can dodge them
>>545497256Do my best to help Dad make more Umas
>>545497252you can match at round start right away and avoid that, but the competition might also be sweats. Really nobody is going to have an aoharu team in the first few hours so just plan on running before it gets too late in the day.
>>545497071
>>545497256I would react more after knowing I have a big sister uma
>>545497302I'm so pumped
>>545496254advertisementsbecome a torenause their winnings to buy investments and propertyafter dinner speakingetc
>>545497139CUTES!!! Will be pulling for all of them BUT Palmer is going to need some spoonfeeding, not sold on her yet and the energy rapes aren't helping...
>>545497174Half of me knows he’s fucking with us but the other half is very curious about how he got a jav actress to wear the Santino cosplay if it’s real
>>54549725210 min to swipe and MLB riko and rice 20 minutes for a career maybe 2-3 careers to get an ace they're satisfied with you have 1 hour tops to queue your niggas before the aoharu piggus swarm in, 30min to be sure
Helios is growing on me lads...
Is this card actually good for Front Runners or am I missing something?
>>545497071show the cosplay outfit or it never happened
when do the riko card/aoharu come out? In 10 hours?
>>545497071Did she also have a nice soft tummy? If yes then I'm jealous
>>545496927Always Dreaming
>>545497446No cap? You fw her?
>>545497521Yeah no cap, fr fr.
>>545487772I don't know, what do you think?
>>545496603Kitasan is an easy girl...God I want both her and dia so much
>>545497387Palmer is for mindbreak enjoyers.
>>545496254Gain shitloads of weight because they forget to adjust their diet to a post-career lifestyle.
>>545493185I was actually waiting for a spot...
literally impossible
Juveniles... Fillies...
>>545497592skill issue
>>545497592I got both of them right away
>>545497592>do career run with at least 600 stayes very impossible indeed
>>545496692>>545496727>>545496728>>545496817>>545496861>>545496864thanks for the energy bros, even though it kinda ran out on the last run. i'll see you in the finals
>>545497380Best of luck to us both.
>>545497582Kitasan is extremely easy to trick into doing pity sex
>>545496603Kitasan is an easy girl...God I want both her and dia so much>>545497071Ducky san is this why you've asked to flatline? Pretty based if so
>sweats and piggus waste an hour and thirty minutes making aoharu aces only for aoharu umas to be restricted from entryplease god let this happen it would be so funny
>>545497417Step 1. Be white (most people fail this part) Step 2. Speak nipponese>>545497473I uhhhhh forgot to take a picture while I was ironing it, here have my Amazon receipt>>545497483It was very softI highly recommend cosplay sex with an uma cosplayer it's the next best thing we have to actual uma's until they're real.
>>545497582>>545497758
>>545497797If you squint really hard then ningen doing umaface feels just like real umas i bet
>>545497446Same, I use her SC for fan runs and her laugh during the Smiles Forever event looks so cute
>>545494025THE MAMBO WAS PROMISED TO ME
>>545497797guys he’s not joking
>>545497893Japanese girls have the advantage of being cute by default
next thread will be better
>>545497797now you wear it and take a photo
>>545497797>israel
>>545497797Umazing
>>545497797>Less than a hundo buckaroos for a cosplayIs that how much they usually cost?
>>545497797Based?
>6power 3speedUuhhh...
>>545497797kek, based cosplay choice
>>545497797How much for the girl? How do you make sure you're not getting duped?
>>545497797If I'm white but poor... does that make me black or brown?
>>545498098Where's the rest of it?
I just got a sum of 5000 carats doing the Uma Stories why the fuck didn't anyone tell me about this
>>545497797how much you pay for her time anon
>stealthy increased ONLY the veteran limit to 230Why?What is Cygays endgame here?
>>545497797if anons could only find a gf. Then they too could have a nursing handjob in cosplay.
>>545497797Make sure to force her to not speak other than to make giggles, it kills the immersion.
I'll find a cosplayer to wear this.
This bitch just CANNOT give meore than one green skill.
>>545498329They're testing in prod to see if it's viable to roll out QOL changes early.
what is a Pretty Derby
>>545497797I want to umapyoi with a cute japanese girl too...
>>545497797The Mossad are working round the clock to ensure that I never have this.
>>545498170I don't know Anon..I lost Hopeless, Kikuka Sho, Classic Arima Kinen and Tenno Sho Spring, won every g1 medium and somehow I didn't get any sparks. Can't complain though, 6* power is nice
>>545494025Are there still even /uma/clubs with open slots. Pretty sure it's already too late to recruit
>>545498525It's just 20 sp dude who cares, not like you're starving for sp as non-front
>>545498632sometimes when people fizzle out but not as often now
>>545498683I had right handed, Hashin racecourse and firm conditions all doubled circle as well and onky git standared. Also had groundwork and didn't land it.
>>545498632umao has 2 slots!
>>545490969>quitting right before the update that makes the game less frustrating this is you
>>545498779Ok yeah that sucks
>>545498632Mambo will have openings soon.
>>545498559She’s so fucking cute
ill kick this sub 500k pace fans guy if anyone with 40m wants to join
>>545491383>Does whatever she feels like>Shows up whenever she feels like it>Acts like a badass when with the other two legends>Says a parting sentence and fucks off until who knows whenI don't really like the term "aura" that zoomers use nowadays but I find it really hard to describe her otherwise. She's so fucking cool
>>545498381I made her call me trainer>>545498051In Asia yeah
>>545498827Watch! That flatliner is getting kicked any second now.aaany second now...
granny
>>545498892There was one begging for a spot 2 or more days ago. Not sure if that anon found a club he stopped begging
I think I know why the ingame search is weird, it doesn't show clubs that are full, but chronogenesis seems slow to update because I can find some clubs and they're different from the site, both in member count and rankreally weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMqS11w9gQAhachimi ashiga
>>545497797>USFJ personnel get to do this>for cheap to bootLife is unfair sometimes.
Dancho are you okayare you okay dancho
>>545497797isnt that 110 dollars? seems abit much
>>545499016Jap SEO is actually just dogshit in generalIf a japthing that has SEO is fairly decent, 60% chance there's westerner involved in it
Go "eat", mirako
>>545499135No, he got a good deal if the jap is actually cute and has big breasts(for a jap)a hundred dollareedoos isn't getting you anywhere these days
>>545499016If only CG is always updated
>>545499278that's a hundred for the outfit alonewho knows what he actually paid for the whore
thanks golshinever doubted
>get a 6 power 3 stam uma>she has one blue spark>get a groundwork spark on another parent run>1 star groundwork is the only blue spark.
>people are so bored waiting for Aoharu that they are discussing whore practices and etiquettes
>>545499238bro? I think you are posting in the wrong general
>>545499238Shikikan?
I love my imouto
Ryan's Well-rested event looks so fucking funny on max speed
>>545499238>There are shitcans among us.
>>545496808There's still one day left bro.
>>545499525but enough about curren chan
Is the scenario dropping at the exact time of reset or it's just another "le wait for 8 hours after reset actually to pull the new banner"
>>545499624>groundworkYou just can't slap groundwork sparks to every parent.
>>545499641So I’m not the only one that sees she glitches out
STOP FUCKING JOBBING THE G1s WE'RE JUST FARMING FANS
>>545498632If you're fine with quota, umaooo
>>545499681The latervws2n
>>545499641At first I thought her model was glitched on PC then I played on my phone it's the same thing
>>545499681It's dropping at the same time as the CM day begins, so yeah, 7 hours after reset.
>>545499687there is never a smart nice nature post
>>545499641Squats at hyper speed.
>>545499681it's at the same time as the CM reset
>>545499745>>545499694she looks at one point like those mirrored game covers it's so fucking funny
>horse got 7 millions for winning>jockey got 9 burgers
>>545499959>>545499959>>545499959
>>545497797Cute penis
>>545500089What a twist!
>>545500089
>>545500089LMAO gottem
>>545500089>umadachi is a pornhub star
>>545500089THERE'S NO WAY REPOST THIS IN THE NEW THREAD
>>545483324someone post the gal oguri pic, you know the one
My club has a danchou mandated No Nut November fanrun month, so we got no pics this week. I'm saving it up to explode on december 1st when danchou drops some new content on OF
