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>>546640089

>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com

>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:
https://repo.riichi.moe

>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):
https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong

>/mjg/ booru:
https://mjgbooru.com/

>arts and crafts tourney
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16aX8LpawZEfofV0gn-Au2kIrXNYKe8MTp1M8RfmyE18/edit?usp=sharing
>sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GOhEYXLbWSzwdx5XWcGVRb4TH92eZ2Q0duYCqfLjUrM/edit?usp=sharing
>gallery
https://files.riichi.moe/mjg/oc/tourneys/arts%20and%20crafts%206/
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>>546735507
Cute Chihori
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sex with adult women
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I would consider rolling for Ciri if she wasn't a zoophile
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>>546735946
amaekoromo-0.png
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>>546735946
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>>546736120
I deleted the previous post because there was a problem with the sound.
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>>546735507
In honor of her birthday, I shall drink a sliver of Baileys.
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>>546736252
baileys is for white hoes and trannies
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>>546736291
you realize now terasucki reddit poster is a woman??
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>>546736291
What do you think ChiWHORI is?
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yuzu got 3 2nds in a row
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i got 2 4ths
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mortal gives you a D- until you rightfully get 5 pairs then it pretends like it was with you the whole time
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>remove glasses
>instantly cute
it's just that simple
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MFG collab soon
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>>546736634
>instantly cute
Where?
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>>546736657
goofy ah shoes on takamiya
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>>546736806
>Takamiya
Take a look at him
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>>546736657
Okay, we can admit it: Okada is old and washed up. Middle left is the new hotness.Gravure doko?
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>>546736657
what does that hand sign mean?
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>>546736657
why do they look like Sakura Knights?
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pooooooka~ chae~ii~su~
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>>546737387
They changed their uniform to resemble that of a more successful team's so they can siphon some of their winning energy.
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>>546737818
>it's actually working
occultchads... are right?
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>>546738551
finally some mahjong
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What the fuck mortal did you forget about the shortcut to baiman?
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>>546740331
if you really wanted to go chiitoi you would've cut 6m
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>>546740331
bots dont understand chiitoi
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>>546740421
>cutting suji for chiitoi
Tsuchida would be disappointed.
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>>546740331
the only correct chiitoi cut here is 2s, it creates a hand with perfect polarity
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>>546740724
I don't get this soundpost
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forced meme, nobody actually unironically likes hannah except for one guy
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hanner cute
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>>546740760
its his love song to hannah
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hannah yomme was a mistake
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>>546741252
it was inevitable
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>>546739392
Oops, wrong tab
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Finally, some mahjong.
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>>546742251
MAHJONG!!
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>>546742251
>posts empty classroom
>mahjong
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NAOYA INOUE VS. AKHMADALIEV FULL FIGHT
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yeah, I only play good rpgs. how did you know
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Yeah, I only play skill-based games. How did you know?
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yuzu 4 2nds in a row
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>>546743806
>He thinks he's good at board games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UMygviK2tA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub9fLkc-wLg
I professionally play these games
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>>546744142
Anon, you DO realize that these aren't real games, right? This is just slop the universe generated for Sheentia to watch. All of those game's history has been leading up for it to become Sheentia Slop (TM),
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>>546744142
these are not board games
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>>546744142
indians not welcome
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WWYD books are hard...
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>>546744992
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>>546744142

>carrom
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>>546745065
how about NAGA WWYD videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX5AulA6-jg
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>>546745075
except for you
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>>546745372
Xenia'd never say that
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>>546743806
I better see you win the dokolympics then
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>>546745519
I'm /mjg/'s top 100% OJ and BGO player. Of course I'd win.
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Ippatsu nashi, uradora nashi? What sort of riichi mahjong is this?
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>>546745907
One where the hag special reigns supreme
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>>546745907
Mahjong Soulless.
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>>546745907
My favourite.
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>>546745907
If you think we're going out there into that ranked queue, then you have another thing coming...
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Google image is so useless now. What do you use to find specific images? I'm looking for a old meme and I can't find it
Mahjong
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>>546746343
I ask anons.
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Koito big win
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>>546746343
unironically bing
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>>546746343
It's time for a /wsr/ colony to be established
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>>546746343
https://imgops.com/
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I came.
https://exhentai.org/g/3640190/606b8bec73/
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>>546747007
This is already a /wsr/ thread?
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>>546747452
Huh, you're right. Thanks anon!
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Why the heck does it feel some schmuck thats not me would play so badly or be so unlucky even if i am playing relatively correctly when i am this near to E3...
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>>546746637
I'm looking for this image of a couple where the man has his arm around his girlfriend's neck and is holding a bottle. They are both tanned and partying.
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>>546748025
>his arm around his girlfriend's neck
I'm sorry but I cannot help you search for such an unsafe image that promotes harm against women.
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>>546748025
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/720492434/#q720492434
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>>546748115
Anon and his bitch!?
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>>546747902
Just focus on improving your skill anon by making good decisions and learning don't worry about the points so much those 3rd place games happen.
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>>546748115
Thank you very much. It was impossible for me to find that image
How did you find it? I was going insane
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>>546748115
Hahi! Is /mjg/ truly the most helpful community in the west?!
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>>546748456
I instantly knew from the description you were talking about the picture posted with that old copypasta. Finding it is trivial if you remember some keywords.
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>>546748623
I know! The description is very specific, but even so, image search engines were unable to find the corresponding image
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>>546748984
Search engines are nothing compared to the potent brain of a man with two Saint accounts.
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>>546740331
Why is the 1m that high? Makes no sense.
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>open rakugo manga
>receive mahjong instead
>it's american mahjong
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>>546749210
Chiitoi.
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>>546749306
>American mahjong
?
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>>546744142
I didn't know professional carrom looked like that, I thought that was an air table at first with how smooth the pieces are. And why is the striker so huge?
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>>546749457
>"Mah-jong!!" instead of "tsumo"
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>>546749596
That's what you get for giving money to the French. 100% likely it's just a localiser fucking it up.
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>>546731864
>he hasn't had good non-alcoholic beer

I do agree that a lot of the category can be shit if the brewer doesn't account for the increased sweetness of the brew when you take out the alcohol after the fermentation.
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>>546749210
What would you discard?
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>>546749306
TSUMO *

* Tsumo signifie "J'ai gagné" en vieux nippon
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>>546749772
Yeah I was just funposting, they mention noten riichi on the page right after (plus the obvious ABEMA TV reference).
I don't know why they did it though, it's not like it's any less obscure to people who don't know the rules. The translator responsible for this is usually on point as well.
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>>546749306
>french
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>>546745417
She needs someone to make her tikka masala.
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>>546750043
Wait, what the fuck? I checked the raw and it looks like the mangaka completely changed and redrew that page for gaijins, in the original he gets a daisangen instead of being noten.
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>>546750606
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>>546750606
>furigana for %
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>>546749986
for that one 1m makes sense but >>546740331 is already iishanten
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>>546750606
>win a yakuman so hard, it changes reality and mindbreaks translators
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>>546748456
how come you don't have this entire pasta memorized
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>>546750606
what why
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Majsoul Friends Room 88787(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=88787
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CXcEbr1ixEc
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shan't join imageless kokos
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>>546750850
Chitoi is a big hand there to miss out on given you could so easily end up on a blocking hand here. If you are going to to pon haku and tanki the dora cutting 1m dosen't lose you much. Both options are good.
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damn im good mahjong
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>>546750843
>furigana for hiragana
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>>546751486
cutekane
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I think fujitakana is a stupid whore, just like fuji and fujimotokirara
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>>546751421
None of it matters if you don't get sanshoku.
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>>546751421
Still an ugly boy
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>>546751232
2/4
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>>546742251
pumping
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Top 10 Bollywood Dance Sequences of the Last Decade
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>>546752695
now this is slop
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Last niiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Good niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Last niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Good niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
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>>546751232
still 2/4
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>>546753464
Give me 2 hours
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>>546751232
3/4
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>>546751232
can't stay, I'm sorry
2/4
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>>546751486
That's a dead kana though.
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>>546754610
>somebody killed Kana
GOOD! Never liked that pink bitch!
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Kana? do you mean Takana?
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AND WHEN I FEEEEEEEEL LIKE
I CAN FEEL
ONCE AGAIN
LET ME STAY AWHILE
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>>546755681
Does the carpet match the drapes?
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>>546755754
hahi
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retard q
Discarded 1-sou + 2-sou, later on I have 1-sou+2-sou waiting for 3-sou, I'm not in furiten right?
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>>546756187
no, you're not
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>>546756256
danke
it's on me even thinking AI wasn't retarded
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>>546756109
hoe...
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>>546756546
AI doesn't understand words
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>>546756546
trillion dollar industry
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Remove ura. Remove ippatsu. Remove aka. Remove pei. Mahjong is already largely dependant on luck with the haipai you get, why would you ever increase the outcome's dependence on it? Obviously, for the gambling aspect. You can win big if you get double riichi ipatsu tsumo ura 2. It is to keep people engaged, treating them like monkeys addicted to heroin.
The tile sorting and shape reading aspect is fun, it may even help with intelligence. Sorting your hand IRL and otherwise handling the tiles may be useful too. Studying the game is a great pastime as well. Making difficult decisions can grow your character too. Do you see how none of these parts of the game have anything to do with luck? While dealing with it may grow your character, exactly what is there to gain with watching others gain a dramatic increase in points due to just about solely luck-dependent aspects of the game? If it is dominated by these aspects far too much, consider the game a waste of time and effort. Change the rules to minimise such aspects.
If you find your enjoyment of the game to be largely dependent on the outcome of the match rather than your decisions throughout it, I believe that you ought to change your attitude towards it.
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We are Japanese Goburin.
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>>546757512
Shut up you assgoblin.
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Okay, I finished Kakegurui. It was bad.
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>>546757512
>what is risk management
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>>546758201
You clearly didn't pay enough attention. Go rewatch it.
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>>546758201
You got filtered
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>>546757603
let's yuzu
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>>546758201
Also all kakeks are ugly as fuck
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>>546758462
I could probably crush the man who owns all this useless crap with my bare hands.
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>>546758617
>man
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>>546758584
Look me right in the eye and tell me you have never masterbated to a kakek.
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>>546758584
Why do you keep lying?
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>>546758584
ngl kaichou was hot
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>>546758845
who would ever do that? they're all hags
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>>546758845
I have never masterbated to a kakek
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>>546758845
I may have masterbated [sic] to a kakek,
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>>546758201
le craazy jabami sexo
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I think Midari is very cute
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>>546759257
Are you sure that comma is grammatically correct?
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>>546751232
GGs
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>>546759679
I'm European so it's correct.
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>>546751232
ggs thanks for the yakuman!
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>>546751232
ggs, thanks for the kanful games even with a yakuman. Fantastic.

Captcha: KAN80
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>>546751232
GG–
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>>546758201
The biggest problem I had with Kakegurui was the lack of fanservice. Sure, most of the girls were stacked and had nice legs, but it wouldn't hurt them to show Yumeko taking a bath, an onsen scene, or something like that.
It felt to me as if the whole thing was made for the retarded Westerners who would drop it if any fanservice appeared in an episode. Sure, there were panty shots in the OP and the ED, the ED also had Yumeko showing her cleavage, but it was more of a token nod along the lines of "Yeah, it's Japanese animation, get it? They like stuff like that."
They should've at least released an OVA with Yumeko's and Saotome's bare tits. I'd say it was good if they did.
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>>546759971
Erm.. I watched Kakegurui for the captivating gambling storyline not for the tits and ass.
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>>546760164
I don't blame you, I like watching stuff for the plot as well, but tits and ass are like a nice dessert after dinner. There's something lacking without it.
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>>546760317
Sigh... Time to force nagashi every round this week.
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Why is Kaavi such a CUNT?
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>>546760487
Kaavi's CUNT
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>>546759552
so true sister!
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>>546760965
She's genuinely the ugliest anime girl I've ever seen. She's worse than FKMT's mikoko.
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>>546759971
Don't forget the show was produced for Netflix
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>>546761115
seems like you are just a sissy cuck bitch who cant handle a tigress
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>>546759971
>watch the new ranma series
>ranma is topless but no nipples.
Fuck this worldline.
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>>546761149
This actually explains everything. Felt like Netflix the entire way. Can't make liberal women, who don't even watch anime, upset.
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>>546760317
if it's a yaku why can't I select it as a featured win yostar
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>>546761149
the anime?
cant believe i watched 2 seasons of this slop just because kekstar had a collab with it. Atleast the ops and eds are decent
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>>546761268
at least it's mahjong
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>>546761268
what in the
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>>546744142
Putting Harrison Ford at the table gave away that it's AI.
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>>546760317
>most anons have never gotten a nagashi in their life
>I've gotten three
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>>546761747
Sanma doesn't count.
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>>546761550
same
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>>546748115
I expected the one where they're sitting in a stadium, and he's explaining some niche knowledge.
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>>546762080
i wanna eat chuuni pussy so bad bros
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>>546762080
>*shoots ayako in the face*
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>aya-kuh!
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>>546761550
Yes, anime and live action
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>>546760965
I want to hug her.
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>>546762275
>>546762080
I'm beating up Anju for this.
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>>546761115
shes designed to be the type of girl girls think guys are attracted to (to appeal to girls)
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>>546762870
ALL EQUALLY UGLY!
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Who would you cast as a live action Koromo?
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>>546761115
I don't know man, I'd fuck her until one of us starved to death. She's probably good in the sack too.
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>>546762965
Zendaya
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Is it unyuu tiem yet?
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>>546758201
I can't bend my ring finger like that. Or bring my thumb to my pinky for that matter. Still made it all the way to expert.
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>>546762965
leslie jones
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Like you wouldn't want Nic Cage as Ju.
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>>546762965
Jack Black
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>>546763523
He's already playing Steve.
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Who would play Hanner?
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I killed /jong/
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>>546763660
the guy from Cats(2019)
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>>546763647
You mean Wanjiro?
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>>546763798
Now the /jong/ers can come home to /mjg/!
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>>546762965
2004 Dakota Fanning.
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>>546763929
you asked for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PRMZqj49G8
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I wrote task manager — 30 years later, the secrets you never knew
cynthia-7.png
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めぞん一刻 OP 4K高画質 斉藤由貴「悲しみよこんにちは」
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>>546764230
She as saint 2 last I looked
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>>546764230
I cant watch vtubers they always have their models mouth hanging open like some down syndrome child
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That down syndrome child? Me.
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>>546765106
that's how we all look playing mahjong though
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>>546765494
I have more chromosomes than you.
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>>546762965
Me (I'm a 2 metres tall roided beast full of hair and my beard reaches my pecs).
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>>546766283
Nuh uh
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>>546762965
2004 Toyota Corolla
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>Who would you cast as Amaeleddit? Quirky chungus answers only xd
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We're casting Terry Crews as Chihori now.
Enjoy.
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>>546766956
my cute retarded child
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Majsoul Friends Room 39659(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=39659
The gimmick is that you have to be dressed up in a formal suit to play. Fancy pants, shoes, a shirt, jacket and a necktie.
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>>546768098
Aren't those cameras too close for comfort?
You could easily smash your head in one of them if you have autism or adhd (common, among mahjong players).
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>>546768098
2/4. Repeating, dress up in a formal suit to play.
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>>546768276
That's where you put female players, because they don't have a brain to damage
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>>546768276
>autism
it's just being attracted to cartoon characters
>adhd
doesn't exist
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>>546768098
Can I join if I look like this?
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Cursed pic
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heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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I don't have a main with a suit
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>>546767675
Another brilliant Chihori post
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>>546768567
t.
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>>546768742
Not your main, you.
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>>546768276
Do you not understand perspective and think the cameras are closer than they are or do you think the players are going to start having violent spasms mid-match?
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>>546768828
I don't have a suit, either
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>>546768098
3/4 hopefully formally dressed individuals.
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>>546768098
I'm actually playing in my knickers right now but don't tell anyone.
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>>546768098
What if I show up like this
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>>546768098
Started
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The last time I wore a suit was in high school. I still have it somewhere, but it's probably a few sizes too small for me now.
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>>546769124
Why did they make such a sex character the one that is married used goods FUCK
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>>546769124
doppyian doppiyan tiem!
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>suitlets
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>>546757512
So you want JPML rules? Play ron2.
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>>546769368
That's what makes it hot though? Otherwise she would have been just a generic hag.
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>>546769645
This. Just looking at her onsen skin and the fact she's completely unfazed and just looks back makes me feels like I'm cucking her husband.
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>>546769469
ron!
tsuuiisou!
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>when sora-kun hasnt visited you in over a month
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>>546769796
you might get to fuck her but her husband gets to cuddle with her afterwards, so whos really winning?

its you
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I want to look like this and dress like this.
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>>546769934
The AI software?
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Today I made a simple Italian chocolate cake recipe I found on youtube.
It's so sweet it burns my throat.
Also would have gotten Suuankou today, if I dama'd instead of riichi.
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>>546768839
If you sit for like an hour in a high stress mental situation (more for the fact that you are there surrounded by strangers than mahjong) and then quickly get up, you might black out for a sec and smash yourself into a camera, which might ruin the equipment and the player.
You could easily push them back a feet or two and compensate with better lenses, there's no reason for them to be that close to the table.
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>>546770051
Just look in the mirror and put on a suit
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>>546770051
I already do
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>>546770310
is this what taking prozac turns you into?
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>>546770310
>which might ruin the equipment and the player.
good
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>>546770128
how does that work. If you would have tsumoed with dama you would have tsumoed with riichi and that would put pressure on others to fold.
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>>546770576
at first i wanted to say it's because of furiten, but it's actually the other way around
i always dama a suuankou though
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oo oo aa aa aa
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>>546770804
>i always dama a suuankou though
holy retard
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>>546770804
You always riichi a suuankou, retard.
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>>546770872
>>546770907
shut up, yakumanlets, we're not talking about friendlies
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>>546769861
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>>546770976
riiching a suuankou is the digital-approved ranked play, anon chama.
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>>546770976
Dama suuankou is the friendly play, in ranked you always riichi it, you absolute mongoloid.
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>>546770976
you dama in friendly because you don't ron
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Riichi suuankou on shanpon wait is digital because opponents folding increasing your tsumo chances
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>>546770872
>>546770976
>>546771062
>acktually dama mangan is bad
it depends on the bakyou
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>>546771173
>Oponents 100% fold at the sight of riichi
What's this retarded take.
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>>546770576
I could have changed my wait
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>>546771430
of course it does you retard. in general you riichi because you want time to tsumo+chance for ura3
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Yakuman? Miss me with that cuck shit, I want the dama mangan.
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>>546771443
>sanma
>whatever that client is
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>>546771443
Holy fucking kino and sovl.
And is that a Yuzu? Daaamn
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>>546771443
cum play my KINGZ
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There's something viscerally and instinctually unappealing about anime girls with green hair.
It's the same type of reaction you get when exposed to a wojak or a pepe for the first time.
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>>546771918
>English
Can't be Kings. Probably Amatsuki.
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>>546771542
>in general
post the graphs i want to see the data
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>>546772138
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>>546772213
data for what? you dama to ron (and lose suuankou), riichi causes people to fold so you have more time to tsumo suuankou
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>>546772138
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>>546771758
>And ist that a Yuzu?
kind of, but this is Chinese snake
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>>546772138
fag
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>>546772491
i mean the statistics of expected value of dama vs riichi for suuankou tenpai
i dont care about your opinion anon
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https://youtu.be/m1QbgMV0YIw
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>>546772515
AAAAA SEX WITH C2, CC SEX!!!
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>>546772749
has nothing to do with opinions
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>>546772683
YUZU!!!!!!!1
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>>546772138
Mion and Shion bros, faggot anon is insulting us again...
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>>546772952
worthless reply
please just respond with the table
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>>546768098
ggs
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>>546772825
>want to watch video
>chinkiest accent on the face of the planet
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>>546768098
Thanks for the game.
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>>546768098
GGs
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>>546768098
>only one suit
I was lied to
School uniforms don't count
gg
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>>546772685
>>546773072
Frogfuckers.
Pepeimpregnators.
Leaflickers.
Weedwackos.
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>>546768649
Cute dorky cat.
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>>546768098
gg
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>>546773078
NTA, but can't you look it up yourself?
It's right there on the internet.
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>>546769124
Imagine being a sawako main and knowing that everyone at the table is horny about your character and reminiscing ntr scenarios.
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>>546773347
>>546768828
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>>546773760
This but Xenia.
The xex would be so xloppy...
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>>546773760
Speak for yourself, I'm reminiscing her giving birth.
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>>546773760
Imagine not being a coomer anymore and going back to a state of innocence where you don't need to rape yourself to be happy.
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>>546774196
>you don't need to rape yourself to be happy.
>rape yourself
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Mmm Snickers... 200 calories that would take 15 minutes of intense jogging to burn for 5 seconds of joy...
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What are you doing anon? You do know that getting fit makes you a better mahjong player, right?
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>>546769640
Sure, news to me that they are used on ronron.
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>>546774562
I hate Snickers!
Fuck Snickers!
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>>546774560
When you're far gone enough, it ceases to be masturbation. It becomes too brutal, too intense. A one-sided sexual violence.
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>>546772683
>loli
Already better than MJS.
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>>546774705
But I've been doing 30 push ups every day since the beginning of this year and I am still shit. Don't lie to me
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>>546774943
30 pushups is nothing, anon. Go out there and jog for at least 30 minutes or start actually lifting.
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>>546774896
>It was too violent to be called masturbation. Brutal, intense, pointless, and far too rough. Indeed, it was self-rape.
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>>546774943
30 pushups is just performative workout without proper diet and complementary sets
Do what >>546775082 said or go swimming weekly if you have the chance
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>>546774943
Buy some adjustable weight dumbbells. 3 sets of 8 bicep curls, hammer curls, tricep extensions. Alternate each day, so 1 day is weight lifting and next day is pushups and situps. Your arms will get bigger for sure.
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I can't swim.
No, I'm not black.
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I'll start working out tomorrow. Or next week, or year or something.
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>>546775330
Swimming is great for your health, but it will make your look gay instead of fit.
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When a man decides to get fit, he has two paths ahead of him. He would be wise to choose the path of a cardio GOD.
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>>546775636
That's kind of hot. If you were a girl we could coerce you into wearing a swimsuit and then threaten to throw you into the water.
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>>546775750
cynthia wouldnt say this
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I don't want to be a useless roid monkey.
I want a boxer's physique and punching/kicking harder. Maybe even getting better at grappling.
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>>546775682
Swimming pools are usually deserted around this time of the year, nobody will see how you gasp for air every few minutes
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I'm not getting in shape until someone organizes a gimmick tourney around it.
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>>546775828
Cynthia is the patron saint of 6km runs
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>6km runs
I sometimes forget how fat and unfit you people are
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>>546776038
This but unironically, idols and models have rigorous workout schedules
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>>546775861
So why don't you just punch, kick, and grapple?
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>>546776147
Excuse you, I'm dangerously underweight
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>>546776147
Pace. Now.
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>>546774562
Somehow whenever I eat vegetables + meat I don't have any appetite for sweets.
But when I eat something like bread or noodles, I get all jittery and lust for sweets.
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cardio is the bicyclist cuck of fitness world. atleast lifting leaves you with some muscles when you inevitably drop the habit
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Big exercise doesn't want you to know this, but you can do both cardio and lifing
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>>546776461
Cardiokeks are literal junkies addicted to the runner's high
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Cardio is for mikos, twinks, and women. I'll stick to just lifting.
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>>546776147
I'll let you know I was the best at running back in high school and I represented my country during World Athletics Cross Country Championships in junior category.
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>>546776647
>literal junkies addicted to the runner's high
ohnonono why are sheeentias so sexually deviant
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>>546776147
I'm fat but I'm not unfit.
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>>546776185
You mean sex workers
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>>546776618
Never EVER at the same time, though.
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>>546776185
Diet is more important than any workout for female idols, and models.
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>>546775934
Why are you tribalizing the issue? I have nothing against swimming, I'm just saying it makes you look gay (true).
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>>546777317
Both are necessary because diet alone won't help them survive on stage
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>>546776618
>>546776710
Whenever I'm motivated to work out, I always look up my local police and military's training plans. Those guys need some well rounded fitness anyway, so it should work for everyone in general, right?
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>>546777473
I'm not tribalizing, I'm telling you that you don't need to worry about looking gay because nobody will be around to have hypothetical prejudice about you
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>>546774919
The downside is that she's the only loli in amatsuki and a rare event-only character at that.
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>>546777473
>I'm just saying you look like a fag. Why are YOU being so hostile?
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MAHJONG????
DING DONG DING DONG MAHJONG????
HELLO????
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>>546777550
Just run thrice a week and lift the other three days a week? Take Sundays off because we observe the sabbath in this general.
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Mahjong!!!!
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>>546777873
Sir it's an /a/c/u/h/fit/ck/jp/lit/int/mu/m/tg/vg/fa/x/sci/g/i/p/o/n/out/his/ general
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>>546775861
Working out for half an hour every day isn't going to make you anything close to a roid monkey.
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>>546777706
No, I'm not saying you'll end up looking gay during the activity, I'm talking physically as an endgame. Girls you fuck will in fact have weird prejudices about you.
>>546777780
Why are you even interjecting yourself in a conversation that has nothing to do with you?
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>>546778245
Not the point I was making.
I want a routine that makes me a better fighter.
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>>546778080
/tv/ bros...
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>>546777550
Hope you aren't american.
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>>546778080
Where's /po/? I made a papercraft once.
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>>546778271
I'm not interjecting, I'm just saying you say faggot shit. Why are you being so aggressive and hostile?
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>>546777873
you've got the wrong number
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>>546778080
>no /im/
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>>546778387
Ah yes, the board where retards too dumb to even type "pol" correctly end up.
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>>546778527
for me it's /im/out/o/
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>>546777873
That is racist.
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>>546778271
>I'm talking physically as an endgame
Not sure who gaslit you into thinking this but no, your girlfriend won't think you look gay. Maybe it's different in America among black population but here in Europe swimming is looked upon as a high level sport and nobody thinks swimmers are fags unlike you
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>>546778578
I was there before /pol/ existed
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>>546778808
>your girlfriend
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>>546777873
Running and lifting is like having two saint accounts
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>>546778808
Subtly implying that your opponent is black is a debate tactic that I've been unaware of until now.
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>>546779156
Different cultures have different views in beauty
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>niggers gaslit amerisharts into thinking swimming is gay because they sink like pebbles in a pond
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>>546778271
>>546778414
Lets sort this out like gentleman, in a spit-swapping makeout match
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>>546778808
I'm a white european and I had people of both sexes ask me if I was gay because of my toned butt and slim physique that I got from swimming.
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>>546779313
most likely explanation
>>546779353
>slim physique
If your back is not as wide as a two-door wardrobe then you are doing something very wrong
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Majsoul Friends Room 58228(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=58228

wanna mahjong?
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>>546779795
started
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Riichi vs dama suuankou EV is in sms and rms and bakyo book 1
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>>546779586
>If your back is not as wide as a two-door wardrobe
It is.
Wasn't enough to dodge the comments.
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all this talk of swimming...i should start swimming in my local lake again
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>>546780136
Would people really do that? Just go on the internet and lie?
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>go in water
>it's freezing cold
>spend time in it
>it feels warmer
I still don't understand the physics behind this
I should have finished high school
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>>546780667
calorimetry
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(most) sports in general are gay.
in college and high school sports, they all do gay shit in the locker room "as a joke". watch the end of any MLB baseball game, when they line up and high five the other team. at least one of those faggots is gonna slap the other guys' asses. I've seen it. football now is like 90% homosexual niggers. they don't even hide it, its part of the appeal if anything. swimmers wear those immodest little swimsuits (because muh areodynamics, yeah right), same with bicyclists and runners (known fags) and their stupid skintight suits.
if you really need to sport, do curling or something cool like that.
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>>546780667
your nerves cannot tell temperature in absolutes only in relatives.
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doko
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>>546780667
Your brown fat is activating.
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>>546780752
>>546780812
I understood NOTHING from those explanations
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brafuckingvo eurokeks
another outstanding thread
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>>546778386
I'm not, I tried >pic related for 2 months at the start of the year before I got lazy again.

On a mahjong related note: I got todays repo wwyd right and I think the new moonbunny outfit isn't very good. I thought it was drunk hag when I first saw it.
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>>546780667
your body heats up the air
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should I read SMS
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>>546780667
You're leveling up your cold resistance. But, real has level decay, so you lose it shortly if you don't constantly keep gaining experience.
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Saw a gothic girl today on the streets and now I'm fucking horny. Why there isnt gothic jav?
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>>546781123
It's Africa hours!
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>>546781276
ywnbaw7
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>>546780812
so if i get in a water and it's gonna get hotter by one degree every minute, i'm not gonna notice it?
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>>546781562
Yes
This is how lobsters are boiled
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>>546781562
you will notice it, but it wont bother you. You can try it in the shower right now, its how I take showers, but in reverse, so I go from hot to extremely cold
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>>546781726
How long do you shower? I finish in two minutes
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>>546781661
why can't they just boil dead lobsters
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>>546781345
Jirai Kei is in fashion, I liked LULU-364
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>>546781921
Gas can't escape exoskeletons
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>>546781839
10-15 minutes, of which 3/4ths are spent just staring into the void while the shower rains on me
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>>546780667
>>546780980
It's just your nervous system adapting.
You have no idea how much pain your mind can endure until you experience it.
You have no idea...
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>>546782021
>LULU-364
Thanks, famous gooner. I will check on it.
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I take baths
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Idrinkbathwater
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>>546781726
gonna try that tonight, should i start with hot water or can it me a little cold already? also, how long should i wait before making it colder?
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>>546782203
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>>546782515
it can be however you want, you can gradually adjust relatively fast though, no need to wait long
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I tried going to the swim center but my hands and mouth are always sore after
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>>546782684
got it
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>>546780980
You remember that scene in the punisher with the blowtorch and the popsicle?
That was a cool scene
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>>546780810
*smacks butt*
heeeeeyyyyyyy looking good champ!
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>>546782815
I never go to places like this, because I find swimming in the same water as other people disgusting.
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>>546783115
fish pee in the ocean
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group Sauna next meetup!
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>>546783304
god I wish
only reason i would go to a Scandinavian meetup if it happens
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You have to pay to see my naked body
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>>546783115
>Still breathing the same air as everyone else
>Still drinking the water from the piss and shit of dinosaurs
>Still eating mud by eating meat proxy
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>>546781345
yesterday night I saw two goth girls walking while holding hands and then kissing while taking the bus and almost got a boner before logic kicked in to tell me at least one was probably a man but I still got the boner anyways
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In highschool, a classmate praised my ass.
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I went to the Sauna when me and my sister were on holiday in Serbia and I still regret from the bottom of my heart not groping her delicious sweaty body.

mahjongers
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>>546783430
ntr boner
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>>546783430
>see lesbos being a loving couple
>dick: "are they for me?"
Bravo heterokeks
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>>546783430
Did you get the boner for the man or the woman? Did you get a boner because you were in a cuck position watching?
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>>546783246
I don't swim in the ocean either.

>>546783419
There is a difference between filtered and purified water and going to a pool where some retard may have no idea about basic hygiene.
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>>546783585
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>>546783585
She would still appreciate it if you grab it today
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>>546775636
I can swim but I haven't done it in like 15 years, so could I really do it if I were to be thrown into the water?
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>>546783585
wait, were you guys naked? like no towels? i have no idea how serbian saunas or sisters work
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>>546778080
you forgot /pol/
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>>546783897
Swimming is like cycling, one you learn it you never forget
Another wonder of the human mind
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>>546783897
yes once you learn swimming you can do it anytime
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>>546782203
This is why all of those "excruciating pain more intense than anything you can imagine until the end of time" scenarios in fiction never made any sense to me, because surely you'll just get used to it.
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>>546783430
It does indeed happen where you can't quite see a girl's face but you know that her fashion sense is so appealing to a man that there's a strong chance it's a troon.
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>>546783115
there's something about pools and water parks attracting the fattest, ugliest people known to man.
I don't go just on the principle that I don't want to contribute to that, even if I'd realistically be bringing down the average of fatsos.
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>>546783895
The issue is that I actually like her, otherwise I would just whip out my dick and take my chances, but I dont want her to hate me
>>546783950
clothes are not even allowed, only towel to sit on.
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>>546783950
>sisters
it's like you but smaller and with boobs
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>>546783951
TAKE HIS FUCKING RAGS OFF
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>>546779795
welly mahjoned
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>>546783738
>he doesn't know how the food industry works
>he doesn't know how chlorine works
>he doesn't know what DuPont did to the whole water cycle
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>>546779795
ggs
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>>546784163
Just admit you are a coward.
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Marion Wheeler. Antimemetics Division.
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>>546784163
>clothes are not even allowed, only towel to sit on.
if you regret not groping her, how were you even able to sit there without staring at her bare tits
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>>546784432
I am, dont remind me of the opportunities I have missed
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>>546779795
gg nice yakuman
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>>546784140
The brain can shut out some of the pain which is why the method is always changing in those scenarios
A reminder that people dropping dead after a near fatal accident occurs is a very common death because the brain shuts down from the immense pain
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>>546784207
>>546784452
why does it say flow book 1 on his hat?
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A two-door wardrobe?
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>>546784250
I'm not a burger.
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going to serbia
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>>546784519
I did stare, her B-cup, slight saggers, are still burned into my minds eye
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>>546784627
NTA, but if you are about to die, just don't.
It works.
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anything but mahjong general
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saggers...
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>>546784742
Anon why do you risk the wrath of the Lord by pursuing such fleeting carnal desires?
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You guys don't unironically thirst after your sisters, right? It's all an epic act to be heckin based and 4chan, surely.
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>>546784669
Tile efficiency crimes.
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>>546784803
/mjg/ has been spending time together for 6 years now
interest in other topics tends to emerge in this time frame and I'm surprised it's not more common in other generals
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>>546784742
How often do you see her like that?
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>>546784901
I have no sisters.
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>>546784901
not my sister but the ideal form of a sister
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I've decided that this is the year that I reduce my deal-in rate to 10% by folding constantly.
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>>546784901
I'm playing a game and there's a girl that looks exactly like my sister and knowing that plenty of men lust after her is weird.
And I'll be honest, I can't reveal my thoughts because they are too corrupt to even type out.
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WHY DON'T I HAVE A SISTER TO LUST AFTER?
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>anon who lusts after his cousin
>anon who lusts after his cousin (illegal)
>now anon who lusts after his sister
the /mjg/ incest rates are increasing!
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>>546785087
Have you had breakfast this morning?
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>>546785307
I don't remember but why would that matter?
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>>546785302
All me.
InbreedAmaeKoromo-0.png
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>>546784970
only twice IIRC, the sauna trip and once when I was in her room configuring linux on a laptopt I bought her for university. She came from the shower and just dropped her towel immediatley when she got into her room without checking.
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So who here lusts after their mother?
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>>546785449
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>>546784742
is this a siblings thing? a girl just goes to serbia and decides to get naked in front of her brother? she knew you were gonna stare
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>>546785307
i'm not sexually attracted to my breakfast
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>>546785590
You must be a shitty cook then
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In 10 years we might see anons posting about how they want to molest their daughters.
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>>546784158
>more appealed to mens' tastes than women's
Why are straight men like this?
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>>546785573
nta I have two sisters and it follows the same mentality as underwear vs bikini if it makes sense
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>>546782023
How does that change when they're alive?
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>>546785727
No one here is losing their virginity
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>>546785573
Im not a girl but I would assume being naked isnt as big of a deal as you make it out to be.
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>>546784921
>and I'm surprised it's not more common in other generals
I'm sure it is.
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>>546785457
Gonna be honest, if I had a sister and weren't used to her being naked around me, and one day she went to sauna with me and just took her clothes off, I'd goon to the memory of it every single night.
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>>546785515
Not really anime moms make my penis hard but real old women are icky
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>>546785165
You have to play well, junior, not worship statistics as if they're the end all be all.
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>>546785775
decomposing doesn't start when they are alive?
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>>546785727
>molest
I prefer the term "raising your own wife"
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>>546785860
Well we are very close so it didnt come out of nowhere.

I still jerk off to the memories though even though its multiple years
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>>546785942
You can also kill them and toss them in the soup immediately?
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I'm 5th percentile by penis size.
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>>546785457
Thats sexo to me. And if she didnt want to, I blame her from all
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>>546785852
I've been part of 12 other generals on this board throughout the years so I'm talking from experience when I say it's not that common.
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I love how this is all mahjong related, because there's an imouto jyanshi in Mahjong Soul.
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Riichi Book 1 is a noob trap designed to make newfags worship statistics instead of developing their thinking skills in mahjong. Not a single actually good player has read a book.
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>>546785789
funny you should say that, Im getting married soon
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Sexing your sister defeats the point of having one in the first place. The whole appeal is that she's the only female around your age who you can be close to without worrying about any potential romantic complications. Once you add those complications the unique sibling relationship is over forever. And what's the best case scenario from there? You move on to the relationship of lovers? Okay, and where does that end? There's no country on Earth that will let you marry your sister. No, from there, you will inevitably break up at some point, and after that you only have the broken relationship of exes. This is the ultimate fate of incestfags, to ruin your irreplaceable familial relationships and end up with nothing but bitterness. And if word ever gets out she'll probably try to excuse herself by saying that you raped her; she won't give a fuck if you go to jail because you'll be her ex and she'll hate you.

DON'T sex your sister. The whole appeal is that she's NOT for sexual.

mahjong
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>>546785727
its love
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>>546786128
If you think about it life itself is mahjong related
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>>546786015
how did you even hide the boner
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>>546786056
>killing them and damaging the exoskeleton as a result that will ruin the quality of the meat
Have you never worked as chef?
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>>546786178
>Not a single actually good player has read a book.
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>>546786202
ive been married for 6 years but i still havent been able to have sex through the screen
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>>546786252
As a Sauna enjoyer you just sit down like Buddha and clip your dick below your leg
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>>546786264
Shirley humanity has invented cutting methods that are more sophisticated than smashing the bugger with a 10.000 times folded rock.
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>>546786178
What's your rank exactly?
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>>546786204
>The whole appeal is that she's the only female around your age who you can be close to without worrying about any potential romantic complications
Say who?
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>>546786374
My wife's boyfriend said I could unlock my chastity cage tonight
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>>546786457
We will come back to this after you got your chef certificate.
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>>546786462
m1 looper ofc
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>>546786178
>>546786352
>Not a single actually good player has read a book.
Fun fact: this is literally true. Top mahjong pros agree that reading a single book kills your ability to read hands forever.
https://note.com/kawamura0603/n/ncf5342ba6bf3
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>>546786546
Ok Ratatouille.
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We can call to improve this hand's waits.

>pon 5p, discard 1p
We get 3345p waiting on 3p and 6p
>pon 3p, discard 1p
We get 4555p waiting on 3p, 4p and 6p
>chi 4p, discard 1p
We get 3455p waiting on 2p and 5p
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>>546729578
>/doko/ is back on /vg/ and anons didn't tell me
Backstabbing bastards
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>>546786204
or it could be just as fun as having a sister, but also with sex, and you're just overthinking it
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is the Saki thread on /a/ mjg territory?
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>>546786843
>no Saki thread
You got my hopes up for nothing...
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>>546786204
Fuck off Kuroneko
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>>546786753
so imagine doko but they only play and discuss warhammer and never post a koko
do you want that?
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>>546786204
>anon is mad other anons had sex with their sisters and is now trying to gatekeep sistersfucking
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>Destiny
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>>546786843
t/a/noshii threads are responsible for a good chunk of /mjg/ founders
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>>546787012
Look harder.
There was a koko
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IMOUTO SEXO!!!!!!!! IMOUTO IMOUTO SEXOOOOO!
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muh kuinobashi
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>>546786606
>Top mahjong pros
Where are the top pros in this article exactly?
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>>546786015
You're surely aware there are anons jerking off to your story right now. They don't have your memories though, stay strong, brother.
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>>546786204
I'm too Zeuspilled to fall for your tricks.
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>>546787457
Observe his stats.
https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/72057172/12
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anime music quiz is unironically more /mjg/ than nu-/mjg/
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>>546787393
Puffy.
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>air riders test ride over
>have to play mahjong now
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>>546787123
>deleted
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>slopredditquiz
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>>546787272
I was too afraid to join, playing with strangers is scary
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The pros publish the books so their competition will play predictably
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>>546787602
>Not a "top pro"
>amae profile shows he's a gold room saint
Why am I supposed to listen to this guy again?
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Let's beat up Anju!
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Let's beat off Ryan!
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Ayako a whore
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>>546786606
>a single book
As in reading more books helps, or if you read one book you die?
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crab bucketing hours again huh
>reading books is le bad!
>log reviewing and AI tools are le bad!
>anime music quiz is le good, actually
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>>546788201
All three were my posts
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>>546788201
It's Euronigger hours. Next you'll see posts about saying "mahjong" to declare a win.
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>>546788139
I'm not going to start jorking it amidst my fellow anons just because you're pushing all the right buttons.
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>he read one book
NGMI
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im really confused by this one on mahjong handle, this is a recreation i did the previouis guesses on phone
by the rules of handle it has to be in order, so no 4m/7, 2p/4p double wait or something like that doesnt work
i dont understand what it wants, , if every tile is correctly in place then no other fucking tile but the bamboo 6 would even fucking work but it says the bamboo 6 is wrong
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I can't read
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>>546788201
AI tools are bad because they're not actual AI but just glorified surveys ala Family Feud.
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If you actually read Riichi Book 1, you're fucking retarded lmao.
t. Cl20
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>>546788139
Grok please turn her around and let me see her ass.
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>>546788201
what about incest, is that le good or le bad?
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I've read every mahjong book in existence and I'm Tenhoui.
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>>546788629
and I'm Aru!
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I always just act like I read any of the repo books
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>>546788728
Never reply to me again, gook.
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>>546788513
The winning tile can be out of order, since it fills in the wait
3s should win the hand
t. played mahjong handle from start and know who made the website
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I have never won a 70 fu hand.
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>>546788847
you were right thanks
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>>546789069
Why is Ransei like this?
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>>546789069
Begone slut I only get hard to girls that are blood related.
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It's okay to read a few pages of RB1. But anyone ACTUALLY good at the game knows that copebotting is completely useless in ranked and real life.
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>>546789419
always happy to see another anon try out the website
Sakitwt has some very dedicated people who post their solutions each day and I don't get many chances to talk about the game outside of that small circle
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>>546789546
>sex with your mother
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You will never read books
You will never copebot
You will never read books
You will never copebot
You will never read books
You will never copebot
You will never read books
You will never copebot
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>MAKAfags will defend this
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>>546786462
8d on tenhou
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>>546789834
this is a tonpuusen thing
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>>546789598
Ooi had a funny stance on cope bots
>Aim for S, I always get S, if I don't get S it's MAKA that's wrong
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the only good book is FB1, but you shouldn't read it until you've invented your own playstyle independently. its supplementary.
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>>546789774
Is there a problem?
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>>546789774
According to anime logic imouto's mom would just look exactly the same, but with oppai and wearing an apron...
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>>546787393
>>546787594
Why cant AI slop arouse me? I wish it could
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>>546789834
>names
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>>546790061
I wish nipponese food wasn't such a hassle to make at home
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>>546790106
With closed eyes and a side ponytail
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>>546790453
What? The delicious stuff is simple, gyudon and oyakodon take like 15 minutes and 4 ingredients
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>>546790565
and died X years ago from tuberculosis
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>>546790565
No she's the one who raised her children wrong for the lulz and made them chuuni, so obviously she'd wear age-inappropriate clothing and when strangers saw them together they'd think imouto and her were sisters.
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>>546790698
I can't make rice in 15 minutes
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How should /mjg/ celebrate Kristmas?
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Hannah's gonna mate you
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>>546791083
Sorry, I'm busy with Wintereenmas.
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>>546791083
Kringemas Eve speed dating tourney
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>>546790787
That's so hot
Just like the magical milf in Mahjong Fight Girl
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>>546791083
another singalong
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>>546788595
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>>546791275
why did you flip steve
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Mahjong !
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>>546791275
We need the /mjg/ Amagami tourney
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>>546791582
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>>546791573
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>>546790832
>wash cup of rice
>add in pot
>sautee for 2 minutes (add butter if ydc about calories)
>add 1 1/2 cup of water
>bring to a hard boil
>then down to lowest possible heat
>put kitchen towel underneath the lid so the steam doesnt condense and go back into the pot
>wait 10minutes

done, takes exactly 15minutes for perfect rice, you cant fool a line cook
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I can make 1min rice in 57 seconds.
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>>546791285
Read Hitozuma Life
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>bakers
>CS experts
>engineers
>architects
>oil rig workers
>teachers

>cooks aswell now
Is there any facet of life that isnt secretly ruled by the shadow council /mjg/?
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>>546792110
>oil rig workers
did chilean anon actually get hired yet?
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>>546792110
Everyone here is a falseflagger. We're all part time cashiers.
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>>546791083
I'm too busy preping for thanksgiving next week to think about Kringemas.
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>>546791793
washing rice is a spook
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I'm president of a small south american nation.
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i think i'll install minecraft now
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bMYAcoD4aKQ
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>>546792317
it depends on what you intend to use the rice for, more starch = creamier but also less grainy, so for risotto you would at max rinse your rice. For stuff where it should absorb sauce (like oyakodon) it should not have much starch
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I just cooked myself instant ramen and even boiled an egg. Yes I am a chef aswell
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>>546792438
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I watched DBZ... without being brown
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>>546792903
Impossible
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One day we'll look back and laugh together.
Blitz, no tips, 4 aka.

Majsoul Friends Room 73050(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=73050

https://youtu.be/443NT3fDq7U
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>>546792903
What was your favorite fight
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>>546793062
Started.
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>started
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>>546789774
based
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I just ate an entire half loaf of pannetonne (one loaf has 4.600 kcal)
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Hannah makes me cum.
Is this normal?
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>>546794523
yes
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Saki makes me play.
Is this normal?
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>>546794459
Doubt.
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Mahjong made me watch.
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I came https://exhentai.org/g/3641199/efc83dc570/
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>>546795049
>mind control
consent is more of my tag
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>>546791573
What a slut.
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>>546795049
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How about consensual unyuu-time, Haruna-chan?
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The fuck is unyuu anyway?
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the incest propaganda ends NOW , I will personally report every siscon post from now on to the noble janitors
stop it, I dont wanna read anything about sisters anymore.
I wanna fuck her badly enough as it is
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雲遊
Unyuu
Noun
1. wandering aimlessly
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>>546795974
S E R B I A
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>>546792438
I wish a very painful death on whomever narrates with that voice.
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>Normally, 2 fu are awarded for a tsumo (except when the hand scores the pinfu yaku). If the winning draw is a kan replacement tile, giving the rinshan kaihou yaku, then the win is a tsumo call; this does not always score the 2 fu.
Why in the fuck is this a rule variant? WHO CARES?
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And I thought the thread with that one anon who told stories about cuddling with his sister was bad, what is wrong with you people?
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>>546796371
That's nothing, a character from the gacha made an anon from /gfg/ fuck his aunt.
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>>546793062
gg
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>>546796294
What? When does it not score 2 fu? A tsumo is a tsumo, even when it's a rinshan.
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I'm going to order pizza
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>>546796497
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>>546796642
Fatty
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>>546796371
its the same anon
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>last played Nov 13
MY JADE
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>>546794459
Isn't that something printers use for standardized color grading.
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>>546793214
piccolo vs babidi
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>>546796875
nah its a yeast loaf with TONS of butter, citrus and oranges.
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>>546794737
This guy?
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>>546796792
Hope he's back with more stories later then.
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>>546797289
I know for a fact that he wont. He already feels kinda bad for distracting the thread for so long
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>>546797080
checks out
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>>546796629
Well apparently some autist somewhere thought it was different enough that it needed a house rule.
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Oh, come on, anon, don't be like that. Once in a few months is fine, we all need a break from mahjong anyway.
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chikka chikka chikka AW YEAH
https://youtu.be/N4VzuUTIAWQ?si=PzlAddWE3V_XLq_B
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>>546796659
In his defence, Springield does have motherly vibes
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What the fuck there is an Umineko live action adaptation?
Do I wanna watch it?
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>>546796497
qrd?
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OH NO NO NO JANTAMA BROS
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>>546798138
Yeah, it's called And then there were none (formerly Ten Little Niggers)
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YuYuYu collab soon!!!!
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>missed the incest discussion
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>>546798138
I think they're kinda cool. And they give me hope that Umineko isn't dead yet
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YuYuHakusho collab sooon!!!!
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>>546798138
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>>546798220
Just the classical story of someone associating someone near him with a character from his gacha and the love for one is projected on the other, just like some of our resident cat owners.
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>>546798410
>yuzu has actual taste
I dont know how to feel about this
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>>546798564
fuck that, gimme HxH instead of its prototype
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>>546798674
i'm actually more surprised by the fact he got is aunt to go along with it
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>shonenslop collabs
Shall not
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>>546798674
why don't you link a post instead of being vague
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THE GOLDEN LAAAAAAAAAAND
THE GOLDEN LAND IS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL
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>>546798801
>reddit x reddit
Give me a dbz collab
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>>546798410
its impossible not to crack a heartfelt smile when seeing this Yuzu emote
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>>546793062
gg
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>>546793062
Thank you for playing, until next time.
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>>546798723
>actual taste
>anything written by the man who made Akame ga Kill and Seihei no Slave
lol
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>>546799372
Its a good mahou shoujo sir
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Chobits collab doko?
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>>546799515
>chobits
that's my dad's anime
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>>546799452
I bet you also watched World Dai Star and thought it was good
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>>546793062
ggs
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Oh desire
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>>546799939
No. Stop.
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>>546799649
no it isn't
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Late night autodoko?
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I want a Highschool DxD collab
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>>546799649
but it came out only a few years ago...
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>>546793214
Tien vs Cell
Just a pothole guy trying his best to save humanity from certain doom.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1tfpRvT5Dg
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How do I teach someone mahjong
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>>546799209
Archives only go back to 2019 afaik, but here's a post I could find directly from him https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/268130370/#268144487

Also, it wasn't Springfield, but Enfield. And no sexo, but a happy ending at that time. Go ask /gfg/ for screenshots.
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How do I teach someone how to teach mahjong?
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>>546799372
Seihei is fine sloppa. The girls are pretty and doesn't go into the dark, angsty territory like other ecchibait shonen does.
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>>546801241
Play gin rummy for a while until they get good.
Then play yakuless, scoreless mahjong
Then introduce yakus
Then introduce scores
>>546801426
Start simple and vague and become more elaborate as time goes on.
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You can't teach homosexuality
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providelearningonegai
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I want to report I just took a shower and used anon's method to gradually lower water's temperature.
Works like a charm.
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>>546802042
didn't read lol
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>>546801419
sexing your aunt is barely even incest anyway
it's probably legal somewhere
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>>546801951
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>>546799209
nta, found it in like a minute going through the archive
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>>546802431
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>>546798545
Umineko is deader than dead but Higurashi will live on forever.
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The truth about mahjong is that it's a totally vibes-based endeavor. The best way to improve isn't memorizing more statistics and formulas, but emulating the "style" of good players.
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>majsoul was released in 2018
>/mjg/ was born in 2019
So why does /mjg/ feel like a much older general?
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Because we are over 30
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>>546803728
Mahjong refugees from older generals.
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mahjong players are generally older compared to most gacha games
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>>546798545
>>546803198
umineko had a pretty definitive end though, meanwhile higurashi ended in sequelbait, and then the sequel (which was shit) ended in further sequelbait
also the small fact that higurashi is only one of his works which produces money
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/mjg/ likes to pretend it isn't a gacha general when practically every image posted is from the gacha, and more time is spent discussing the gacha characters than actual mahjong.
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Only uncs play board games
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>>546802431
HOLY FUCK
SAME ISSUE, BUT MY SISTER, FOR GIRLS FRONTLINE 2
WHY DOES HISTORY HAVE TO TRY AND REPEAT ITSELF
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Alright, anons. You have a job now. Invite little girls to play mahjong to lower the average player's age.
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>>546804284
Which rifle?
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I already have a job and I'm at it right now. Dumb sheep
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>>546804251
post wwyd problems and uplift this general before we die.
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>>546803728
Could swear there used to be mahjong threads on /jp/ eons ago.
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>>546804426
AA-12 shotgun
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>/mjg/ likes to pretend it isn't a gacha general
So this is burger hours
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>>546803193
who?
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>>546804312
>Invite little girls to play mahjong
you won't like what happens afterwards if we do this
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>>546803948
>>546804625
I don't know anon. I didn't make it.
>>546804643
Can't be worse than our current state.
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>>546804605
RIP, that was my raifu too when I played the first game. Together with IWS-2000. Toppest of designs.
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I found this channel, thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1QbgMV0YIw
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>>546805019
>I found this channel
no you didn't
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>>546805019
You can block channels, which is what you should do with that one.
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>>546805019
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Found this heyyy, thoughts?
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>>546805093
Yes I did, it was in my recommended feed and everything along with obscure vtubers.
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>>546805132
Nobody can stop me from tanyao.
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>>546805019
on what?
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>>546805132
But that's exactly what you should wwyd.
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>>546805357
/mjg/ league isn't real
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>>546805357
>league 3
what was it like?
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>>546805610
french gay and rigged
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>>546801951
Homosexuality is taught through child rape.
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>>546805675
Woah, just like all other leagues
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>>546805610
sad
>image limit https://mjgbooru.com/post/3236
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>>546805132
1s
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Stop advertising
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>>546805838
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Was League 1 kino, oldfags?
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League 4 > League 5 > League 6 > League 3 > League 1 > Fall League > League 6 > League 2

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it's a bit sad that nothing will ever surpass league 5
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>>546805019
No one cares about your channel + you're brown
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>>546806102
I have a hard time discerning the different leagues, let alone rating them.
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>>546806102
league 2 was the best you fucking bitch
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>>546806102
>fall league that high
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League 7 is actually going to be the best because we'll have a new TO that isn't burnt out
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>>546806316
no he's asian
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>>546806316
Posts like these are why I worked on a video for a year and let it sit at 50 views instead of shilling it on 4chan.
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the new TO will just be old TO with disguise glasses
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>>546806482
shill your masterpiece, i will watch
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>>546806464
Seaniggers aren't Asian
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>>546806574
It's got nothing to do with Mahjong desukedo.

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i know you guys love me even though i'm SEA
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>>546806482
As long as you're not a faggot you should be fine to share your videos
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>>546806482
Post it.
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>>546806712
Thank God.
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>>546806712
neither is anything else on this thread, now post so i can start eating
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There Will Never Be Another League Like League 5
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>>546806752
Last time I shared one of my videos on 4chan, somebody commented "I see anime I downvote" and disliked the video. Somebody else tried to help me by shilling my video and it pissed people off and they thought I was doing it.
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>>546806574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBh0aB-VKtw
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>>546806952
Based downvoter desu
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>>546806574
>>546806778
>>546806859
Fine, here's my video. Please be kind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPruiHpPbnw
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Everyone posting videos is false flagging
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>>546806574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI-FLNU7jKM
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>>546807201
garbage post
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>>546807153
>2 hours of subs
jongchad, i kneel
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>>546807153
>vtumors
never mind
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If it ain’t Mr Feng the 5d I ain’t watching
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>>546807153
>1:51:33
that's as long as 1 hanchan, no thanks
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>>546806574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgErkgdMrmk
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>>546807347
qin feng?
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>>546807584
this is sort of slop my mom watches everyday
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>>546805667
I resent this
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>>546807228
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6rQblANbSM

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>>546807153
It's always surprising to me how many dekirus /mjg/ has
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>>546807971
what did cutiesposter do to you?
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>>546807153
that was a good stream, I'll watch your 2 hours of clips
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in mahjong demon style, you can only call kan when you are in closedtenpai. This is to take responsibility for the uradora
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>>546808070
The secret to being a dekiru is to surround yourself with dekinais who can't tell that you're also a dekinai. Then just apply some liberal use of a Japanese-English dictionary and you're good to go.
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>>546808656
i'm only taking responsibility for nodoka
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>>546807756
I just finished watching it and it's mostly factually wrong, but cool stuff.
Deluding yourself that you have agency in this world and that you are allowed to do wrong things is peaceful.
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I'm dekinai
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>>546808043
I've seen more of this movie than I care to admit
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>>546808656
>demon style
>actually pussy style
Ok
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>>546808521
Arigatou
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>>546809863
https://learnjapanese.moe/guide/
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>>546810463
i thought we were supposed to use tae kim
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>>546811007
>>546811007
>>546811007
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>>546810939
You are. The section on grammar just directs you to Tae Kim and other grammer guides.
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