Death to Druchii scum Edition>Total War: Warhammer IIITides of Torment - Aislinn Gameplay: Showcase https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVfKmVgUG9w Tides of Torment: Meet Aislinn - https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/81-tides-of-torment-meet-aislinnTides of Torment arrives on 4th December - https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/85-total-war-warhammer-iii-tides-of-torment-arrives-on-4th-decemberTides of Torment trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsEX51KP6U8 TWW3 - What's Next: Fixes, Tides of Torment and More: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/80Hotfix 6.3.2: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/79-total-war-warhammer-iii-an-update-on-unit-recruitment-issuesPatch Notes 6.3: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/78-total-war-warhammer-iii-patch-notes-6-3Patch 6.3 Dev Blog: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/77>Stuff1d6chan: https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Total_War_Warhammer/TacticsRoll Charts: https://imgur.com/a/81snQma>Older TitlesSteam: https://store.steampowered.com/franchise/TotalWar-Officialprevious thread: >>546924273
The Masque will be the sleeper hit of this DLC.
Have they revealed Sayl's starting location yet? And I mean on the map, not just the name.
Dechala gameplay showcase here in 10 hours:https://www.youtube.com/@totalwar/videos
Ainslinn will be the showy hit of this DLC.
>>547069782That will be next Tuesday. He will be just above Zhatan.
>>547069782Not officially but in we saw the new province in the campaign mini map.
What the heck is a Norsca?
>>547069854>10 hoursIt's 13 hours though
I know you lurk here Foul Energy make another Really Good Campaign video
>>547070102>the WH3 map if it made senseSeriously what's the point of two peninsulas nobody can access, literally two giant tumors you have to navigate around. Would it REALLY hurt to just fucking add random factions or better yet just delete the shits off the map until GW gives permission to add provinces on it?
Cant decide a campaign to play. Elspeth, Tretch, Nakai, or Leoun. Never played any of those.
>>547069363Cute slaaneshi concubine
I haven't played in a whileAre welfs good in 3?
>>547070492>she doesn't start in KureshWhat a waste, imagine the random rouge armies with dread maw stacks.>>547071047In terms of funElspeth > Nakai > Louen > Tretch (even though I prefer skaven)
>>547070492I still say just make immortal empires expanded official and move a few LL's thereSure it jacks up your turn times with even more factions to load through but two thirds of them will die before turn 50 anyway
>>547071415Tretch just seemed cool because he doesn't have to rely on weapon teams like the other ratfuckers. Devastating flanker with rat ogres/machines sounds pretty good. And having Stomrvermin be viable enought o hold the line for a few minutes for a "reliable" skaven anvil.I really want to play Lokhir again, but i'm gonna wait for the update.
>>547071896It depends what you're looking for, if you do a "this is total war" run as tretch its really fun. You gotta really be in the mood to play him.
>>547072791Ended up picking Elspeth. I turned off unit banners, unit highlight when selected and projectile trails. I also got a smoke mod and the smoke transparency fix mod. It's no shogun 2 fots, but it's good enough. Kino is back on the menu boys.
>>547072915hell yes, gunpowder factions in this game feel so much better with it, especially dawi
One of my allies was destroyed but I still have allied recruited units from him, is this normal?Also, should I be worried about pic related?
>>547073341>One of my allies was destroyed but I still have allied recruited units from him, is this normal?Yes>Also, should I be worried about pic related?No
Not gonna lie, the HE water boy actually looks like he has a fun army roster.
>>547073341You should always worry about The Prince and Emperor
>>547074462NO NO NO NO!!! TIDES OF TORMENT IS SUPPOSED TO BE SHIT. LEGEND SAID SO, NOW IS THE TIME OF PARACHADs!
>>547070492I have no evidence for this but my memory, but I swore hearing that GW is notoriously weird. You call up one guy for permission or help and he'll go>Yeah sure here's a shitload of old manuscripts and concept art for something we did in 1986Call another guy and it's>Nope"But it's canonical">Nope it's not, you can't do that.So it may be literally as simple as "They don't want Ind/Kuresh depicted" with us only able to speculate why.
>>547074818I 100% believe it was a GW decision to leave it blank but it having to still be on the map anyways. I can't imagine having to work with such annoying cunts, especially since its the setting that GW themselves gave up on ffs.
>turn 21>got short victoryKhorne is so dumb
>>547075448>Why does SHORT Victory only take a SHORT amount of time?
>>547075813https://youtu.be/BuRLVpfraL0What now BITCH
THE CHAD SCOURGE OF GODVsthe virgin everchosen
>>547078994>Discount Genghis Khan>Vs>Dollar Store Abaddon
>>547079251Archaon is cooler than Abaddon, thoughbeit.
>>547070492You can't navigate around them actuallyThere's an invisible wall below Ind
Whose your top three favorite legendary lords, be it for lore, gameplay, or just cool factor?Mine are:1. Balthasar2. Archaon3. Grimgor
>angry gors>bird gors>zombie gorsAnd slaanesh gets what? Perfect example of GW cucking on a theme. These guys should have giant equine cocks swinging around freely
>>5470797641. Tyrion2. Malekith3. Azhag
>>547078994>Scourge of God>Nation immediately crumbles when he dies
>>547071896Play as pestilens and just never build ratling guns You can do fine with plague magic + death runners for apThe army has great flavor with the priests and the monks and the catapults If you want anti large you get poison globes or some stormvermin together with death runners
>>547079925this game would be xxx rated and banned in bongland if what slaanesh units should look like, did look like.
>>547080398>Nation
>>5470797641.Malekith2.Khalida3.Tretch
>>547083651Why she crying tho?
>>547083735thinkgen of bones
>>547083735>2026>Still no head from Neferata
>>5470797641. Golgfag2. Katarin3. Astragoth
>>547079925Slaangors dont have fur. Thats pretty unique.
>changeling>malakai>golgfagwho will be the shitty gimmick character in omens
>>547084156Malakai and Golgfag is thematic and not gimmicky at all. Also changeling despite being too OP, is just basically playing the "creative mode" with missions, so its good for player who never touched a TW game before.>omens such a strange post...
>>547079764>PRINCE AND EMPEROR>grudgebearer>alith anar
>>547084156Sayl>OmensLol
>>54707544820-30 is normal for most Short Victories.
>>547085415No its not. 20 is too fucking early.>35+ for short>80+ for long should be minimum.
>>547085556>20 is too fucking early.No, good players can do it in that time with most strong factions.>"should be minimum"That's your fiction, not reality
Which character has the best voice actor and why is it Balthasar Gelt? >Winds of Chamon, I will>TASTE GOLD MAGIC>Armour melts>They'll never move again
>>547086312Malekith, Arbaal, Rakarth, Malus actually all the delf LLs could be up there, I also like Repanse as well as Luthor Harkon
Reinstalled Shogun 2 and uninstalled Slophammer 3 because Slophammers newest DLC is just reskins and recolors which is ironic because fantasyfags always bitched and moaned about hsitgames being "reskins and recolors." Anyways, is there a quicker way to go Nanban as The Oda? Nobunaga was known for being very interested in guns and Christianity so I really want to play a historically accurate Nobunaga.
>>547087708You need to secure the trade spots in the east asap.
>>547086312I like Greasus and Golgfag
>>547087708I don't believe you ever played WH3 at all desu
>>547083819>start up golgfag campaign>the siege battle is a fucking slog>new campaign contracts pop, pick one>teleport over there>ally gets ahead of me and fights all the battles before I canEvery time>>547086312LORE OF METAL
>>547086312>BY MY WILL ALONE!
>>547087815More than I wish, at least I realized this game is a sinking ship and shan't be buying or CreamAPIing their lazy DLC
I want to do a chaos campaign but can't decide who to play, anyone got some suggestions?
>>547088340Archaeon
>>547088340Be'lakor
>>547087768See thats the issue, rn my main goal is to take the West instead, I was hoping id get one of the random events so I waited a bit before taking out the Hojo but to no avail, which let The Takeda become exponentially strong but I know I can beat them with my armored up Long Yaris just gonna be a long grind. Also this run has funnily taught me that maybe ive been following MrSmartDonkeys older videos a bit too much, Yari Samurai arent totally bad they just are worse than Ashigaru because of the lack of Spear Wall but their charge bonus is pretty high for an early game unit like that. Might try a Date campaign and see if I can work them into a meme charge army.
I am playing w3 via geforce now and it runs suprisingly well. 120 fps with everything maxed out. So anon if you have a shity computer and want to play this game give geforce now a try. It's 20 bucks per month for the highest tier.
>>547088146>>547088082GET OUT OF MY HEAD GELT! OUT! kino.
40k is coming
>>547087628Voice actors were performing miles above their paygrade with Warhammer. The amount of polish is insane>Malekith and Gelt have metallic tone to their voice, but Malekith's is stronger since he is essentially flesh mecha inside an exoskeleton>Dwarf lords have squished vocal range (pun intended) to subconciously hammer home the fact that they are shorter with smaller vocal cords>The unfaltering loyalty in the voices of all Empire soldiers from SWORDSMEN! to HALBERDIEERS!
>>547088196>1k+ hoursYou sure showed them sis!
leaky bridge
>>547089294The average WH3 player quits their campaign after 30 turns, which is ironically when the paasive AI kicks in btw, no wonder its been a long running issue, no one ever gets that far in a campaign kek
>>547088340Play Valkia or Festus. With other campaigns you should wait for ToT.
>>547089374Schizo
>>547089242>DRUCHI- war chants by troops Lokhir's booming voice was greatMorathi also knocked it out of the park.
>>547089374this, I have 1500 hours in WH2 and about 2000 hours in WH3 and I've only finished 2 short campaigns (realm of chaos miao and malakai)
>>547088848Sorry, I mistyped. Most of the trade spots are west of the Shimazu, taking and holding them gives good income and lets you have your navy hanging around to jump the black ship - which is the fastest way to get nanban trade going. Otherwise you have to wait for an event offer.
>>547090069
>>547088848Typically if I want to nanban it up I pick a western clan OR someone with a secure start cause you need to go heavy into your navy almost immediately. It doesn't matter what you do, number or quality but you need to know the further away you are the harder it is to recover from fights and hold the trade spots. That should be your focus in order to 'pay' for your nanban arms and navy overheads.
>>547090159I think he means he just starts a million campaigns that have added up to 2K but 99% of the time doesn't finish them.
>>547086312le epic reddit gold manYou play Karl Franz…… I play Gelt……. We are not the same…….
>>547089242I agree I feel like game 3's new DLC VA's aren't that great I haven't had ToTs but Omens and Soc's were meh minus Arbaal's of course he's excellent
>>547090254Ive done 1 Oda campaign where I wanted to go Nanban and it was on my Legendary difficulty playthrough, the amount of eggshells I had to walk on to keep that secure while I desperately wished for all these stupid buddhists to convert to Christianity was very hard to deal with but eventually I beat the campaign.
>>547090590>Plays le epic reddit empire manLol. Lmao even.
only 15 sleeps until TW 40K is announced
>>547090952Redditers breathe, ergo you should stop.
>>547090952Plebbit plays Karl Franz because they want a human power fantasy about being the good guys and saving the world against saturday morning cartoon villains that are just misunderstood.They also play delves when they feel like being 'naughty'.I play the Empire as an in world human and sigmarite supremacist, the only light in the dark that is the lesser monstrous races and work tirelessly to expand the living space and prosperity of humanity. I tolerate those who aid my cause UNTIL our mutual enemies are defeated through genocide and extinction and then deal with them accordingly.We are not even remotely the same. None of those chucklefucks can recite the 14 words or have their own, full blooded children. I have 3, and my missus is more racist than me. I have already won.
Sir! the t1 goblins reached our frontline!
>>547086312I AM SUPREME
>>547091884Many-many stormvermin between you and me-me!
>>547090590>>547090952>>547091808Very nice, reddit but I play Volkmar.
>>547091884That means the skulkers are already slitting your throat.
>>547092729>Plays le epic reddit moustache manMARKUS. WULFHART.
>>547092952that specific voiceline drives me fucking insane whenever I play as him. His campaign is actually pretty fun if you replace him with an engineer lord
>no one picks Elspeth
>>547093252Elspeth is an abomination.
elspeth feet
gross! groooooooossss!!!!!the maggot lord!
>>547092729>Plays le epic reddit faith manNot gonna make it bros...
>>547093252She is power crept to hell and back. As soon as you get even half your troops upgrades, victory is a forgone conclusion. I have beaten 5+ chaos/undead/skaven allied armies in single battles with just her and fully buffed units from the workshop, without any amethyst ones.
>>547093252i tried elspeth and the order tide completely surrounded me, i couldnt take anything without force marching everywhereand she's stupidly op so it's not very engaging
>>547093454>>547094347>>547094578Afraid of a strong woman? Typical empire femboy behavior.
>>547093252She's fun but going up against vampires is total asscheeks unless you get a defensive alliance with dwarves for the irondrakes
>>547094973Literally just stated I have played her.I have done so multiple times trying to justify the DLC cost by finding SOME fun with her. I have the same problem with Malakai.
>>547094973I'm not, that's why I often play N'kari
Champions of Chaos not being a free update should have killed the game, paywalling content (most of it cut from release) that is mandatory to even have a bare minimum acceptable experience on 2/3rds of the release roster was insane. I will never buy a WH3 DLC until CA gives me that one for free. Looking forward to pirating the latest as per
Have they announced any changes to High Elves yet?
>>547095740Just because of this post I will buy CoC one more time
>>547096004Yes.
>Chameleons are the nigger of Skinks
>>547095740WoC aren't free with TW3 retardo.
>>547097117>The guys who talk little and get shit done, going deep undercover into enemy territory with nothing but their own wits to survive (which they do) are niggersI dont know if you've ever interacted with hood niggas before, but they are the loudest, most obnoxious, lacks-concept-of-future-entirely people imaginable. Chameleon skins couldnt be farther from them if they tried. To me the Chameleons seem like your run of the mill autists: they get ridiculed for not submitting to their programming to be overtly social and easily excited like the other skinks, yet they get shit done no normie skink could.
Which big monster thematically fits into archaon's army? I can't think of one except a shitty manticore
>>547094578>she's stupidly op so it's not very engagingthis is every dlc lord in warhammer 3
>>547099374Which lords are "fair" in your opinion?
>>547099343Mutalith Vortex Beast because it looks cool.
>>547099713the list grows narrower with every update, at this rate there won't ve many left
>>547099343I'd say the giant. Something about that tall thing following in his wake as a subject sits right with me
>give helves oceanids/sea elementals meant to fight alongside their front lines as monstrous infantry>Give the ship's company unit and hero/lord the "aquatic trait">Make it so that elementals/oceanids don't create water terrain around themselves to empower those specific troops, while also having counterplay when fighting other factions that benefit from "aquatic"Why CA?
did any bitchass streamer mention coast getting or not getting sea attacks?they have to give them that rightthey have to
>>547100040>create water terrainWHOA WHOA WHOA STOP RIGHT THERE! Do you want the game engine to implode, anon?! It's barely holding on as it is!
>>547100608>Radius ability>Decrease melee attack and speed by whatever the water effect is>Disabled if unit in radius has aquatic>Give it a nice wavy blue effect tooThere, the game engine won't disintegrate nowHire me CA you hacks
>>547100608there is water under every map
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiZuPu03vEoSo much for a "mute" character.
What's that one khorne ability that looks like an eyeball and stops a units movement?
>>547100986The absolute state of Khorne's chosen daemons
>>547101301halberd-sama has always mogged bloodthirsters
>>547101293The Eye of Tzeentch. The movement stops because the unit is dead.
>>547101301>anti-large hero winning against large targetInsane I know.
Two hours until Dechala demonstration.
>>547100040cool idea there, that might make them almost interesting. The funny thing is that they have a rather impressive output of water during its attacks that just disappear after the animation is over, and then reappear again.>>547100986I'm not even a lorefag but this is pretty bad. They did it for the khainate assassin so why not do it for him?
>>547102071They look fucking horrible and cheap
>>547102071It's the voice of the mist mage. The mod that allows for 1v1 between units doesn't work with the pre-release version.
>>547102335oh ok good to know
>>547102289>horrible and cheapThat's basically every HE unit ever.
The Masque causes fear and has an additional aura that reduces leadership by -6.That is -14 leadership just from being in the presence of the Masque.Empire Swordsmen will have 46 leadership. That is Bretonnian tier.
>>547102071They look so silly without any kind of big pool of water around them, the whole unit should basically have a large pool of water around each oceanid that blends into each other
>>547101737I don't think it was that, it was definitely a red eyeball, I only ever saw it once
>>547102716Yeah Empire units need a buff all across the board. But that's left for ET.
>>547088374>>547088392Well which one do I pick
How are Markus Wulfhart players going to deal with the Masque?
>>547103703Empire infantry isn't meant to be good, it's meant to be functionalBretonnia infantry is the one that's meant to be bad
>>547103896bow
>>547103703>>547104159Empire needs foot knights.
>>547079925i propose we call them Fagors instead of slaangors, becausse they're so fashionable
>>547104342No they don't, elite infantry is not something a faction with literally everything else needs
>>547102071those look like they were ripped straight out of warcraft 3 and had a monster png slapped on the face
>>547104824Besides, the humble Empire Spearman (wid da shields) already become elite after a couple of skill and tech buffs.
>>547104824Good thing empire isn't one of them because it has foot knights.
>>547104342kruber...
bretonnian rework status?
>>547106210DelayedPivotedFutured
>>547079764KarlSigvaldKhalida
>>547103896
NEW GAME PLAYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzN__nc8o5M
>>547104342Greatswords have too much armor compared to the model. I propose the current Greatsword be made 50% more expensive and moved up a tier, with a new (DLC) skin to showcase its current statline Old Greatsword model and place in the tech tree will have its armor halved. Makes no sense for its current armor value to be so heavily inflated for what is essentially a less armored infantry than Elf spearmen
>>547062754sandworm is a sky lantern reskin
>>547079764ArbaalAzhagDreadfu (she's a Legendary Lord to me)
>>547079764CrushkillDes'troySwag
>>547079764MiaoGor Rok Elspeth or Thorek, havent played GROODGE rework dorfs to know if I like their new design
>>547079764kairoschangelingkugath
Made a mod to remove landships, testing it currently. Going to do the same for water units and merwyrms when they come out. Will update later once testing is complete.
>>5470797641. Astragoth Zoolahoo2. Tyrion3. Kairos Fateweaver
>>547079764>Whose your top three favorite legendary lordsI'm gonna be honest, there isn't anyone I particularly like.
>>547107896>Astragoth ZoolahooIs that his family name?What are Drazhoaths and Zhatan's?
>>547104342>Empire needs foot knights.Homo(lol)genizing every single faction to do the same thing is precisely the reason why each faction feels the exact same on the battlefield.
>>5470797641. Valkia2. Wurrzag3. Kroq-Gar
>>547108047NTA, but once of Astragoth's voice lines when clicking him is>ASTRAGOTH. ZOO-LA HOOOOOOIts Chorf gobbledygook
>>547108047No, that means Ironhand in his language. Drazhoath the Ashen is Epetwen, Zhatan the Black is Da Drazh
Bretonnia needs Foot Knights.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6ctgG8VmskAHAHAHAH LOOK HOW THE ETTIN GETS UPYOUCAN'T MAKETHISSHIT UPI thought Bulgarians were meant to save TW?
>>547108162>>547108212>The joke>Anons' heads
>>547108348Pretty good hit registration animations tho. Fight itself looked good.
>>547108450If that was a joke, it was too unfunny to get. Get a better script
>>547108570What are you gonna do about it nerd
>>547083735No baby. Childless HAG
>>547108348I thought the etting was smaller than giants, wtf
>>547108348
>>547108348They're histfags, they'll come around.
>>547108710Nope, everything is bigger and stronger, we need to sell DLC please understand
>>547108348Hyena really killed this studio kekgood riddance
>>547108348An entire year, btw
This really, unironically looks like complete assI don't understand how they're the same studio behind Pharaoh and Troy, those games looked beautiful for TW
>>547109337They didn't want to make SOVLLESS f*ntasy
>>547109337Warcraft 3 did so much better, and why the fuck the heads are a fucking png pasted
>>547109337You really dont need to carry false shit from r*ddit to here for (you)s.That image is some retarded jewtuber playing on low graphics. Just watch any unit showcase video and you will see those units looks pretty decent. Just their faces dont match their vortex bodies.
>>547109337I no longer want apophas in the game
>>547109523Unironically this. They did such a good job with the aesthetics of Troy and Pharaoh because muh ancestors, so there was real passion in it for them. They clearly aren't as interested in Warhammer, and even if they were they probably don't have as much manpower on it anyways.
Hyenas really destroyed CA (and all the other horseshit spin off games they came up with)What bunch of fucking morons
>>547109337Troy and Pharaoh have competent model and texture work but completely terrible art design and literally no vfx whatsoever.The problem with these dudes is that they're a monster made out of vfx. It seems like Sofia either doesn't have a vfx guy at all, or whoever it is wasn't available so instead they tried to make the flowing water monster a static model with a gif texture and the result is predictably terrible.If I had to throw them a bone I'd say "Troy and Pharaoh run much better than WH3 so it's easier to raise the resolution and make something look nice, the shit performance of WH probably threw their production pipeline into a tailspin" but that's probably too generous. It's a monster made of flowing water and instead of using existing water vfx and a graphic engine that can render good looking water they made a corkscrew and put an opaque blue gif on it.
18 mins.
>>547109523This, the BULLGAYrians want to make games about their GREEK GODS who are going to INVADE and RAVISH their BOIPUSSIES on the beaches of the BLACKED SEA.
>>547108348I really hate these incompetent lazy fucks so much it's unreal.
>>547110079Well when you fucking waste capital gained from 3 KANGDOMS and warhams 2 for a game that doesn't even release and you can't use the assets for the games that actually sell.A major fuck up.
>>547109337they really just draw a vortex, add the preexisting griffin, horse head in wh3 asset files and call it a day baahahahahaha
My final cope (real) is that the modding autists will fix the game in a decade (also thanquoltranny will surely hang himself and that's a plus)
>>547110679and the redditoids will still defend the small family owned multi million company to give the hard working devs a break btw
CA's W40k game will be more like Helldivers than like Total War. Screen cap this.
Grom the Paunch Anon wonAstragoth Anon wonThunderbarge Anon wonThanquol Anon will winWegh Anon shall forever be remembered
>>547107137>Dreadfu (she's a Legendary Lord to me)She is quite good on her dragon tbf
>>547111342cope TRANNYQUOL
>>547109337>those games looked beautiful for TW
>>547111342As a Gharkanon, I still believe!
>>547108865would YOU buy a DLC with shit, non-OP units?
Dechala gameplay video status?
>>547112009>>547106947
Which campaigns are must plays before DLC drops as they will become worse or unplayable afterwards?
>>547112186N'kariTyrionTeclisWulfrikThrogg
>>547112267These are campaigns that will become better anon.
>>547111783Yes if they are cool
I want to see More, More, More of Dechala.
Your favorite Warhammer lord is mineYou just havent figured it out yet(Its Mithridates)
>>547112398Legend said they're worse now
>>547112514
>Legend said
>>547112725onahole
>>547112398Beastmen are unplayable post "fix" patch. Total ludonarrative dissonance, utterly rapes whatever lore beastmen do have etc etc I don't have high hopes. Whenever they revisit old, balanced content they always fuck it up by overtuning it to hell and back. This trend started with Ikit Claw btw. What a fucking terrible addition.
>>547069363>coquette GorsWhat's the problem here ?
>>547112725You will regret it, my future plaything.
>>547112964>gluttony
https://youtu.be/cRb_FOlTXqM?si=Ium5-wI379b9wAG8&t=1349
Multiplayer Anons are going to get the Masque nerfed before release.At least Markus Wulfhart will have someone to talk to.
>>547111310Even Valrak dismissed that "leak".
That means that leak is true.
>>547106739by giving her fishnets?Nice
>>547114045I use mods so MPtrannies whining don't affect me in the slightest
Legend said he's not balding
>>547114961his hair just pivoted away from him.
>making fun of someone's norwoodfuck you guys
>>547115729I'm sorry Anon.. Only the TURK can save you from balding
>>547115729I can't imagine what it is like to be balding
>>547114303ancient salamander unnerfed is a must have in any campaign
>>547108348what's the music on this?
Where is the gameplay demo?
Uhhhhh…. Dechala Video?
>>547115729>giving a name to your baldnessDo glowheads really do this?
Tides of...
Tardiness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eJ_cIpiwIwCA is never tardy.
The original plan was that the gameplay demo for Dechala would be shown.They wouldn't pivot... would they?
>>547112964>fats thinking they can pull off the mommy look thanks to their girthevery time
The Druchii Anointed hero provides increased replenishment.Praise Slaanesh!
It's up!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eJ_cIpiwIw
Will Morathi have access to Druchii Anointed?
>>547117969oh my god, BALD and UGLY elves. ModCHADS SAVE ME AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
6 arms = 2 weapons.
Ostankya flashbacks.
>>547117613>Chaos dwarfs + Grom the pa- i mean Ostankya mechanicsThat will be 10$ plus tips!
>>547118176
>>547115905It's a bit chilly.
uh oh
>>547117456>>547117507A Tide Delayve of nocontentA Tsun Tzunami of nothing
>>547118687The Thrall Trainer 3000...
Dechala will be a good faction for those who like to maximise unit stats.
Nice thigh boots, faggot
Sad because I want the siege rework too.Idk why they don’t keep a live beta going as an opt-in.
>>547118687imagine being the daemon summoned just to deepthroat a giant stick until it breaks a gate and you die doing it
>But how do you even measure decadence? Thankfully we have this handy counterEven CA thinks faction resource slop is lame
>>547118687HAHA BENIS xDDDDFUGGING BINK BENIS FOR SMASHING GADES :DDDDDD
>>547118176>It took them a year to figure out how to give her a second weapon>they just gave up and copypasted the ancillary code into the weapon spot>they couldnt be bothered to figure out how to change the boxes to the magic item styleThis update is going to be so fucking buggy
Coy Denial... but better.+12 melee defence is no joke. Put this on Chosen of Slaanesh and they will be walking tanks.
>>547119041It's a slaaneshi daemon so it probably enjoys that shit.
>>547117613So Dechala has the Cravers trait from Endless Space were they have settlements only having a limited amount of time of usefulness
>>547118687buck breaker 80k
>>547119210>babe can we please just have normal sex tonight>no, turn me into a tube and shove that battering ram in me already
I LOVE POWERCREEPI LOVE POWERCREEP
>>547118687The compliance engine. It broke many bucks.
>>547119220I hope it remembers slave cap, would be funny if you could just abandon and resettle, turtling that way.
>>547119220WE WERE ALREADY HUNGRYWHEN THEY CREATED US
>>547119185>pink pukeWarhammer 3 aesthetic was an error
Tides of Torment is a step in the right direction, but Slaanesh is still going to underperform in campaign. They die to missiles.
>>547119708didn't you hear? slaanesh has darkshard spam now
>>547119708>They die to missiles.That's every faction.
>>547119478Curious how AI Dechala will performWill she be a wall or a speedbump for Gelt, Zhao, and Nakai campaignsEither she'll make the first two friendly with Nakai for a stronger ordertide or she'll just shit over Cathay with KRAKENLORD
They really like giving factions two technology trees.
>>547120104Dark elves have the highest minus to diplomacy with slaanesh in the game.
Pretty sure they used a mod to play as wrymkin here.Green is self and blue is allied by default.
>>547120173No daemon sissy shares a tech tree. Each one has a it's own.
>>547120173I hate it. It makes every tech tree a point and buy instead of an actual TREE. At least with chorfs there is progression involved.
>>547120173Makes sense. 36 techs was too few to put enough bonuses in, so they had to make another tab.
No Seudctive Influence to vassalize faction ?
>>547119904The solution is for missile units is for their missiles to no longer know where the missiles are by disabling the missiles' abilities to know where they aren't. Without this ability, they can no longer subtract where they are from where they aren't, or where they aren't from where they are (whichever is greater), to obtain their differences or deviations. Javelin, arrow, and bold guidance subsystems use deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missiles from positions where they are to positions where they aren't, and arriving at positions where they weren't, they now are. Consequently, the positions where they are, are now the positions that they weren't, and it follows that the positions that they were, are now the positions that they aren't. Bullets, however, don't have this mechanic because you'd have to get gunpowder units to fire in the first place.
>>547121058>no NakaiI'm guessing he got moved
You open your front door and you see this.What happens next?
>>547121520They talk about Nakai in the video, he probably got offscreened because as a horde he's a jobber no amount of editing can make look compelling
>>547121520Pretty sure he was here and killed off screen.
>>547122103Shouldn't it be "Beronaer Thrall-Maker"?It is 2025, time that CA acted like it.
Yeah, no, definitely not playing as Dechala first.
CA has confirmed on Reddit that N'Kari will be receiving some tweaks.Tomorrow's livestream will include both Dechala and Masque.
Won't play Dechala until she has a coomer skin.
>>547116316https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kJkAoaW634&list=RD5kJkAoaW634&start_radio=1
>>547122926>both Dechala and Masque.Oh, my...
>>547121058I guess seductive influence will be for N'ggari only (and maybe Masque, dunno).
>>547122926And Morathi.
>>547120104she will be shit because CA is too incompetent to have the AI use mechanics
>>547123378Specifically a skin with a massive, throbbing, ribbed (for his pleasure) futa cock.
Half Life 3 will release before Tides of Torment.
>Dechala was supposed to be more of a horde and have some sort of potion mechanic instead of seduction>All scrapped because CA Sofia are frauds and they just recycle Grom's cauldron (again) and Chorf settlement mechanicsBRAVO
we need another wave of layoffs i think
>>547124224>CA Sofia are frauds >not just underpaidYou get what you pay for.
>>547121548I slam my door. And call him a poopoo head!
>>547124324Hope CA Sofia gets scrapped. Maybe keep the guys who reduced file size and loading times but everyone else has to go.
>>547121548>here's your 10/10 slaanesh cultist, madame
Maybe its because I had a really good wank yesterday but Dechala doesnt move me at all, this gameplay looks dull.>>547124398OVER THE FUCKING LINE
>>547121548aw he's smiling!
What's the Masque's starting position? A youtuber showed her quest battle in the jungle, and Tariff implied it was Ind (with no proof).Does she start in Lustria?
Are YOU a bad enough dude to win Dechala-chans heart and live with her atop her palace?
>>547124896North/West Lustria seems possible.
>>547124904that place belongs to Zhao
>>547125164I'm not ready for the Skulltaker crackship
>>547124896I think she was seen just east of Skrolk/Tehenhuain's start
My gas is cut off for a day so I'm playing TW to heat my room up
>>547107876Played to 70 on L/E as festus, fought the empire's enemies until reikland and nuln both had recruitment buildings for the landship before fighting them and letting them recruit a few generations of armies just in case. No landships of any variant.Recommend doing this to anyone who wants to get rid of a unit or two they don't want to see in-game, it took like 30 minutes and is easy.
>>547125372grimgrave even
>>547124896Lustria, Around where there is a minor Delves faction, near Yuan / Markus / Skulltaker.
>>547086312It easier to list the worst. >Repanse
>>547126072the fuck, Repanse has a great VA
>>547126072you misspelled Yuan Bo
>>547123378>>547123765Hell yeah
>>547126182>>547126229Her voice legit made me quit her campaign on turn 3. She's the only campaign I have never finished.
Late to the party, just watched the Dechala gameplay.That was fucking ass.Literal chorf mechanics and, what? Some fucking banners and global buffs? Woooaaah 25% boost to Dechalas XP gain, very exciting!Dechala herself looks good, I like her model and how it moves around, but that's the only good thing I can see about this.So far this has been>High Elves stealing Empire/Dark Elf mechanics>Slaanesh stealing Chaos Dwarf/Grom mechanicsWhat will Sayl steal, I wonder?>Slaanesh
>>547126964the game is on life support, BVLLgarians can do only so much
>>547108348THEY FORGOR NO BULLI
>>547111783Yes, I would prefer it because most of the game is tier 1-3 anyways>shit>non-OPNot the same thing
>>547108348Don't look at Styrkaar's banner as he dieshttps://youtu.be/ZXOn_kUuyps?t=18
>>547127074>End Times dlc comes around>Nagash just dumped into Nagashizzar with the book mechanic from TK and a level up system>Todbringer unlocked with 0 unique voice lines, mechanics or ulrican unitsBEYOND grim
Tyrion gets stuffTeclis gets stuffWulfrik gets stuffThrogg gets stuffLokhir gets stuffMorathi gets stuffN'Kari gets stuffThis might be the most content-packed DLC ever created.
>>547127793What do they get again?
>>547127872Tyrion gets Karl Franz' mechanicTeclis gets Balthasar Gelt's mechanicWulfrik is being revealed next weekThrogg is being revealed next weekLokhir can teleport to Black ArksMorathi is being revealed tomorrowN'Kari is being revealed tomorrow
>>547127793I can shill harder than you, you forgot:>Khazrak gets stuff>Malagor gets stuff>Morghur gets stuff>Taurox gets stuff
>>547118687
Which faction has the most insects?
>>547127793yeah its packed with hot steaming shit
>>547128209Tomb Kings on paper but Lazyiness Assembly never implemented tomb swarms so it will forever remain uninished
>>547128209love me bug swarms
>>547128209probably nurgle right now
>>547128209Cathay, because of the implication.
>>547129106fantasy chinks have nothing to do with not fantasy chinks
>>547128209
>>547129448What about fantasy Indians?
>>547129628the only two things they have in common is the cleanliness and the consensual lovemaking
>>547128080Yeah beastmeme dlc was truly the nail in the coffin for me. Making a dlc solely to appeal to redditors that want to play faceroll easy factions, while forgoing every shred of flavor and uniqueness of the beastman experience from 1-2 before that. And it sold like hotcakes pandering to midwits
>>547131031i only played 3, what was 1-2 beastmen like?
>>547079764Karl FranzKroq-garHobolord, drue air doo dee ehh beegs
The people that play Total War: Warhammer don't seem to possess a particular affinity for strategy.Real general play Total War: Attila as the Western Roman Empire.
>>547128209You can play Wurrzag and rush Mount Arachnos solely to spam Spiderlings as default infantry.
>>547131212Shit, he's being a nostalgia faggotImagine Norsca but with no ports for income
>New HE lord is just a recycled Nakai>New Slaanesh lord is just a resigned Chorf>New Norsca lord will just be another recycle>A WHOLE YEAR FOR THISHe won, the pivot shit was real. And here we are, still suffering, while Legend of Total Paradox is having the time of his life saying Byzantium and Hungary
>>547069854uh... mommy?
"Eastern Roman Empire"
>>547131275Weird way of spelling AoE2
>>547131449*Saving
>>547131449shut the fuck up you dumb autocorrect phoneposter retard.
>>547069854Dechala is the only thing in the game from slaanesh that kind of sells the alluring thing, very strange
>>547131212You could only raze settlements, no Blood Grounds or Monoliths or whatever.Your horde buildings decreased growth - so you were encouraged to reach tier 5 first and then start building on a high level army and dedicate some other armies to making actual buildings.First you spammed Ungor Raiders then Minotaurs then either Cygors or Bestigors.I had a campaign where I made full stacks of Razorgors and it kind of worked to be more aggressive in the early game.
>>547131212Whack-a-mole with an AI that throws everything to resettle ruinsAnd beastmen being so fucking terrible they became a running joke for how quickly you get rid of them and how playing them was reserved for the most mentally disturbed anons that would make every campaign a rape horde larp
>>547131449LEGENDKING I KNEEL...
>>547131212
>>547131505"Oriental Greek Autocracy"
>>547131449>>547131614Too bad he couldn't save his hairline
>>547131449Pivot of Total Pivot pivotly pivoted pivots when Pivotive Pivotembly pivoted they'd pivot a pivot-c of three Capivot pivotary pivots, which he pivots made Pivotive Pivotembly pivot to a pivot pivot and pivot Pivots of Pivot inpivot. What pivotly pivoted pivots will the Pivotmaster, Pivot of Total Pivot pivot next? I pivot to pivot that the uppivoting pivots would pivot the pivotchise to new pivots. This is a pivotal pivot of Pivot War pivotstry, a pivot where the pivots of future pivotations will pivot back and pivot "The pivots pivoted then pivotly pivoted the pivotchise to our pivotally pivoted pivots. We pivot only pivot pivots to Pivot of Total Pivot to pivot how pivotful we pivot. For it was Pivot of Total Pivot that pivotally pivoted Pivotive Pivotembly into pivoting a pivot pivot to pivot new pivotal pivots instead of pivoted, pivot, and pivotive pivots." And pivots of pivot should pivot that such pivots of the pivot would pivot back and pivot, for we must pivot in our pivots to pivot Pivot of Total Pivot and what he pivoted. Truly, we pivot pivotally pivoted to pivot at such pivotal pivots.
How do you play skaven? t. newfag who think the silly rat guys look cool
>>547132354ratatatatata
they should have made Slaangors into ranged javelin throwerscrossbows are dumb
>>547131670God forbid anon has some fun.
>>547132195I'm sorry, Anon... Your Pivotinitis... It's metastasized.
>>547131670The only thing beastmen are good for is target practice.
>>547132354you have to post bussy and the knowledge will come to you in a dream
>>547132354Have an army of extremely low upkeep skavenslaves follow your main army around as backup, and have them be the meat shields for your real troops
>>547132354Lots of different ways, you can spam ranged slingers and go to a wall of weapon teams as fast as you can, you can go monster mash and pile wolf rats and rat ogres in amongst clanratsI find it best to beeline for clanrat (shields), very cost effective once they're got red skills and some techs, especially as clan mors making them super cheapIf you want it easy Throt just gets free monsters from his lab
>>547131670>playing them was reserved for the most mentally disturbed anons that would make every campaign a rape horde larpthere should be no other reason to play beastmen
>>547131212You could... lose
>>547132354Buy and use a dragon dildo and you'll figure it out
>>547131212>>547131360Beastmen are a rabble, barely cohesive as a cultural unit beyond sometimes forming large herds and attacking with little or no strategy. That's their core identity. Hence wh1-2 had them as super underdogs. Their only real strength being able to go invisible on the campaign map, which you'll need because all the guys you'll be fighting can make 10-20x more guys than you, all those armies will generally fight better and longer than your guys and your eco and growth are handicapped through the horde mechanic. The only way to grow and gain eco is to fight hard, risky battles. This makes the previous beastmen gameplay loop closely simulate how it would be to be a technologically, numerically and organizationally inferior aggressor in a war. The campaign teaches you how to be a beastman leader. It punishes any transgression from guerilla warfare and opportunistic ambushing with ruthless fervor. You are stressing out, you begin hating all these landed, 'civilized' people with the fury of a thousand suns when they seemingly effortlessly absorb losses, build stack after stack in the safety of their castle while you cannot spend precious turns recruiting, for fear of being caught by ever-chasing stacks of LLs and agents. The gameplay actually being about a roving gang of thugs, whose only real strength is violence of action, and nothing else is lost in the remake. Cash is suddenly abundant. Growth is a non factor. Every unit takes one turn to recruit and is free. Losses do not matter. Losing stacks doesn't mean a loss of growth, or of precious little infrastructure.!You always have a base to return to, loss states are functionally impossible now. The mechanics give you boon after boon, tons of op items and easy confederations with hilariously overtuned lords. Victories that previously came down to great tactical charges and use of combined arms and vanguard deployments are now unthinking charges.
>>547132770I played them because I hate treehugging hippies and Morghur is the biggest anti-hippie force in the old worldChorfs pull that gambit better so I haven't had reason to play him since they released
>>547132972NOOOOOOO STOP IT OLD BAD NEW GOOD AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE DOWNVOTE DOWNVOTE
>>547132424Gors don't use ranged weapons.
>>547132972>Growth is a non factor.Cause CA realizes that end game is shit and have no idea how to fix
its could be worse you could be this faggot obsessed with a streamer
>try gorbad (again)>really just don't like black crag start pos>going fine, turn 20 just confed skarsnik after killing thorgrim>about to go north to get ungrim and save azhag>both tretch and skrag wardec blind from good relations in my southFuck this. Badlands is a shithole.
>>547132972Everyone agrees it's too easy now, just like WoCThat doesn't mean it was good before
>>547132972To continue: having shit for free at any point in a beastman campaign is terrible design. *Everything* was overtuned, starting with the LLs. Every single one of them now is an army beater in their own right, instead of having stable, solid if low strength compared to others.'they were not bad before, but the campaign was too hard for idiots, so they were buffed up the ass. Morghur cannot lose in the early game. Malagor is utterly retarded as the smallest flier in the game, and so on. This, coupled with the mechanics, and the generous buffs everywhere (as well as the already solid roster of offensive units) means you will never, ever be challenged when playing the underdog retard barbarian faction. This is bad design. You were *begging* for 2 turns of good buffs when the blood moon events came in the old system. It was the only real buff they had, and it was weak, but it helped. That's a low tech barbarian society. That's how it functions. Begging the moon for scraps and sometimes receiving good shit. CA ruined all of this in exchange for raising the dopamine of whiny retards online.
>>547132972>>547133649based beastascetic, couldn't have put it any better myself
>>547133501Yes it was good before. It was fitting for Beastmen and I enjoyed the struggle. t. played Beastmen campaigns to completion once in wh1, twice in wh2 (before patch). If you haven't utterly deleted the Empire from the map without help from OP herdstones, don't reply.
>didn't start playing until WH2>waited to try beastmen until after the rework>now they're so OP I get bored in less than 30 turns every single time>have yet to finish a single beastman campaign
>>547134394just play WH1, bucko
>>547132589>It's metastasized.You could even day it has pivoted to other parts of your body.
>>547132354Use guns
>>547134394>30 turnsThat's already a long campaign.
>>547132354Spamming artillery
>>547108047>Astragoth ZOLAHOO>Zhatan DA BRAJJ>Dazroath ERPETUEYou're welcome.
>>547135757why the fuck are chorfs Hungarian?
>>547135757>>547135853This explains so much
>>547132354ratling guns are overrated. use warpfire throwers and warplock jezzails
>>547131449LegendSaarsPOST THE EU5 KEK SCENEcanonical event btw
>>547133481>and now queek out of nowhere tooAlright, forget it.Cool character, meh mechanic, shit location.
>>547134981Don't listen to this guy Use endless numbers debuffs and chemical warfare to win
>>547133313Slaangors are self hating gors wishing they looked more human (hence their shaved look and veil)
>>547136068Even back before Skryre was introduced, they had many ways to win fights. Artillery was always solid, they could reduce every single unit in the game to close to zero armor, meaning big armor low md units could get whittled by clanrats. Menace below is a great tool, their skirmishers are very good, Rat ogres are underrated mid game cav/anti cav holders (dont last long) and death globes are a super damage dealer and experts at taking settlements
>>547133331CA has every ability to slow down the advance from early to late but keeps doing "you get t5 unit on turn 10 because, uh, lol have fun"
>>547137220Installing unit caps for the AI and player makes the campaign more balanced and fun.
Asur sisters...https://youtu.be/6qf-6xfJb6g?si=Xhzj6CjycZ8LYIJp
>>547137328Caps doesnt slow down the advanceRome 2 actually having you not get legionnaires until midgame while WH has the AI throwing t4units at you before you even finish capturing your second province is mechanical design whiplash
>>547137473That's an incredibly good trade in costNow factor in the Dread Saurian taking 3 volleys from the 3 billion missile units Helves would have behind it and it's a GREAT exchange
>>547137473Need a Kharibdyss vs Merwyrm video. Result is obvious but i want to see how much of a beatdown it is.
>>547137963Kharibdyss still wins against every single large single entity in the game. For now
I have the mod that buffs the dread saurians splash damage and gives you the sacrifice buffs to give it more phys resist and so on
>>547138429Based Dino lover
>the exact same unit>worse stats all around despite having Mark of Slaanesh>wanting people to pay for thisYikes
>>547137963Watch Sotek stream.
>>547139225They don't use dark elf crossbows that one reason their ranged is shit.
>>547138615Loving dinosaurs is one of the true paths of masculinity
>>547137963Kharibdyss loses to the Merwyrm but not badly considering the Merwyrm is 2500 and the Kharibdyss is 1500.
>>547139225Your melee defence?
>>547140665Shades should never be in melee in the first place if youre using them properly, not to mention Morathis skill line buffs Shades to that level anyways with better AP and better melee stats
>>547139225>shamelessly reposting r*ddit
>>547141183Reddit and Sotek general, tourist
>>547069363Anyone have a go to formation when facing the AI?I tend to go for a refused flank/ oblique style. center all my cavalry on one flank and just sure up the infantry defence on the other. that way I can spend all my cavalry micro on one side and just focus on rolling the enemy up from one end.
>>547139689Eww.
>>547141070>Shades should never be in meleeFunny because Shades on the TT are a straight up better melee units than Witch Elves and Sisters. They have every single combat stat better than them and are only worse than Executioners in melee.
>>547141070ohhhh yeah I forget singlecels don't actually get to play the game
>>547133649It's the way of things - not just WH3 since taurox dropped in wh2 but you know what I mean. Everybody has to have a beatstick LL, everyone has to be able to spam SEM. I would counter though that lore wise beastmen should have numbers on their side. Skaven or orcs could outnumber them but empire/dwarves/elves/ect should not.Wood elves would be the more tech-primitive small numbers pure agility needed. Beastmen have numbers but would be brittle.>>547137220The challenge is to both make end tiers rewarding to reach but also allow you to experience them before the campaign is over. The solution I figure is:>"Welfare Elites" are middle-high rank elites that are available earlier for flavoring the faction/LL.Avoid SEM but sometimes allow it when it is a suitable flavor (Throgg wouldn't have humans). It can be 1-2 elite unit types, limited to around 1-3(4?) unit cap until you reach a sufficient building of tech tier to open up access. Think Grimgor having earlier limited access to black orcs, Alarielle to sisters, Imrik to Dragon Prince cavalry, Teclis to Hoeth Swordsmen.>>547141361I often do that bent last man bit but on both sides. I usually have one cavalry flank be defensive and the other offensive - former is the weaker/less cavalry
>>547141257>Reddit and SotekWhy say them seperately when theyre basically the same thing KEKAROO
>>547133481You're supposed to rush Nagashizzar and get a tier 5 settlement early
>>547141649They can survive better than Witch Elves but SoS will tank a lot better, both outDPS Shades in melee once they pop a Witchbrew while Executioners are only barely better than the Shades with Greatswords, Shades losing by 2 MD but Shades have the benefit of a strong ranged weapon>inb4 armorArmor is a meme stat when everyone around DE including the DEs themselves have AP on everything
Fuck I hate the videos from total war going over Tides of Torment.. Why the fuck do they insist on trying to be funny, it's so painful to watch
>>547143587I watched Total War Therapy to look at the units. He is still a bit of a shill but he doesn't do any of that sensationalism that makes total war content creators so reviled
>>547143587See ya, in the fuchah
>>547143587I like them. Certainly better than this overly dramatic serious trash.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I8GeRSZZ88
>>547125436>it took like 30 minutes and is easy.nigga it takes 2 minutes max
>>547123449>>547123449late but thanks
>>547141732BBBRRRAAAAAAPPPP
Go on do it my ligga it will be so fucking funny
>Dechala starts super far away from everything and everyoneit's OVER
>>547140112Sasuke...
>>547144974For Nakai.
>>547141574https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv5PLADH3Fg&t=10415
>>547145049Chamelon Skinks can and will still beat Slaanesh
have they released the blogpost?
Haven't been paying attention, where do the new lords start?
>>547145721About what ?
>>547145735they start at ur moms house kek
>>547144974Nope. There's Gelt and Nakai a province away. Two-three provinces away there's Snikch, Lokhir, Zhao Ming. Then slightly further away there'll be Ghorst or Ogres to deal with, possibly Miao or one of the Wastes Chaos guys.
>>547145864dechala
>>547145735Aislinn: the kiddie pool.Dechala: new province just north of Khuresh.Sayl: Speculated to be north of the great bastion in a new province. His lore has him being defeated by Cathayan troops and swearing vengeance.Cathay is kinda getting spitroasted this dlc
Lets be honest, the only unit that looks like it had some insight behind it, is the Draw maw
>>547145104Thanks.
>>547146046Yesterday:https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/82-tides-of-torment-meet-dechalaToday was the short showcase:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eJ_cIpiwIwTomorrow will be 2 hours long Slaanesh livestream.
>>547146258>>547145735Aislinn also has special 0 turn travel time whirlpools around his kiddie pool so he can pivot to other lands immediately, and he gets quests depending on where he chose to go.
>>547144980For me its Shade (the rough edge nerd Suchomimus)
>>547131449NO NO NO NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! LEGEND WAS SUPPOSED TO COME CRAWLING BACK! PARADOX FAGS WERE SUPPOSED TO KNEEL. SAVE ME SOTEK!
>>547146258>the kiddie pool.forced meme
>>547147530>KINO memeftfy
>>547147705Hmm this content has improved my relationsBut I will still not form a defensive alliance
>>547069363What’s up with LegendOfTotalWar
>>547148013That's a Sister of Avelorn or perhaps Handmaiden
>>547148013he won
Slut!
>>547148013He won bigly and forevermore
>>547148504>moaning audio in background as city ambience>gooning while subjugating elves>flicking through porn images on other monitor>cum when a faction finally breaks>repeat until donut gapedYep, it's a N'kari campaign
Sorry sisters.. If it's not an opinion mentioned in a Zerkovich video, I am not interested
Uh, guys?I clicked end turn on my Skulltaker campaign and I didn't get a victory screenWhen did they make this campaign harder
>>547148932>SkulltakerLiterally who? What that the LH they added with Arbal?
I've literally never used the demand button in any of my playthroughs. Even when I know I intend to exterminate someone's civilisation, I just see the demand button as rude and uncivilised. When should it be used?
>>547149096Never, because its just a reliability destroyer button in a game where reliability is one of the most important stats
>>547149096I do it all the time as the Empire. Karl is literally that much of a jew.
It's a fucking crime that no Dwarf LL starts in the Mountains of Mourn. Such a wasted opportunity, and it would add some much needed diversity of factions down there
>>547149801the chorfaos dwarfs start right there
>>547149909Not talking about Chorfs. We need some good old plain Dwarfs down there.
>>547150102whats wrong with Chaos Chorfsstop being racist
>>547148504>p-please N'kari-sama, it's already been 2 days ... give me the D ... (^///^)
Dechala appears and Hellraisers you to deathHow do you reply without sounding mad
>>547148504Lore accurate. Without a descendant of Aenarion to reign N'kari in there is no one on Ulthuan that can stop it. Imrik and Eltharion job to N'kari.
>>547150353I am dead!
>>547149801>clicks enable minor factions button>chills in Karak VragSkill issue modlets
>>547150629I do believe the Yin-Yin is dead. WHY is the Yin-Yin dead?
>>547150762>cheatsThis is going into the book.
>>547150353>and to think... I hesitated...Then kill her
>>547150762We're not allowed to use mods! That's against the rules. Don't sue the mods, that's CHEATING! Don't use the mods!
>>547150995>installs Immortal Empires Expanded and Lost Calm
Its a shame so many of the more neat and immersive maps are in quest battles and quest battles only.I was playing Arkhan and Settra laid siege to me at the Black Tower. Cool, I thought. A very lore friendly battle, this apparently happens a lot according to the army book.And then I remembered this game was made by CA and its gonna be another generic siege map. Couldn't they at least have plonked the Black Tower model in the distance and put some fog up?I ended up speedrunning the battle and autistically recreating it in custom using the quest battle map. Very neat screens, but feeling kinda cucked.Seriously, especially since they removed walls for minor settlements, what would be the harm in replacing some of the maps with quest battle maps?
>>547151385NONONONOGODGOD DAMN ITGODDAMNITGODDAMNIT GODDAMNITGODDAMN ITYOU MODDED THE GAMEYOU MODDED THE GAMENOW EVERYONE IS GONNA BE MAD CAUSE Y-YOU MODDED THE GAMEYOU MODDED THE GAMEYOU MODDED THE GAMEMODMODNOOOOOOOOOOOYOU MODDED THE GAMEYOU MODDED ITYOU CANT UNMOD GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>547149596Threatening should give you an option to back down if they refuse your demand, THEN you take the reliability hit. Making threats and following through should maintain reliability.
>>547143587There's few things less lacking in soul than safe funny in a video for a game marketed towards adults
Do you guys corner camp?
>>547152536>marketed towards adultsyou sure about that?
>>547153479If I'm ever tempted to corner camp I put more melee and less ranged in that armyIf your army can't push the field without getting flank fucked by Chaos then you didn't beat the game
>>547149096Demand is stupid >Be me, Archaon, bringer of End Times>Demand money from Averland I'm about to wipe out>As my reliability drops to Very Low, all my Chaos allies turn on me and declare war
>>547149096I've never had it work out even at strength rank 1 and a bajillion settlements under my belt.I don't believe that it has a use case even if it did work. If I was going to bully some nobody far below my power anyway why wouldn't I just bulldoze over them and take what I want?
I unironically love this dude. The perfect lord as far as I am concerned. Also his armor is PEAK oldhammer of cool.
just came back from 5 years in Nepalwhat did I miss ?
>>547154832He's very cool.I take it you've seen the mask mod?
>>547154984Yeah. But the mask makes no sense and isn't on the model he's based on.
Why don't DE have a lord who's entire campaign is based of only a black ark and centered around just plundering the land?
>>547154860ca fucked everything up, let us go a year without dlc and rumour is about to cuck fantasy with news on the 4th
>>547154832His raiding mechanics are cool and give you a reason to travel.
>>547154860Malekith is back in office. Dark Elves are about to launch attack on Luthor Harkon for his supposed drug boats. A fleet of black arks has been sighted on the shores of the Vampire Coast. Dawi are commiting genocide of poor night goblin tribes in the Karak strip. Cathay is about to overtake the Ulthuanni ecenomy despite the sanctions made by Finubar. Albion has outlawed slaaneshii worship without ID and license. Basically the world is ending.
>>547154832I'm still convinced he was supposed to be the DLC lord and then they changed it to FLC
>>547156076Pretty much since Malus has only beast boosting skills and a ability to summon a monster stack as his campaign mechanics.
>>547098347Baka, this is about the monogod factions, do you even remember what they were like to play before CoC?
Uhm, Totalwar bros? It's over...
>>547158665Explain to me how one is supposed to boycott something that is not available for purchase.
Honest thoughts on Kerillian and Kruber?
>watch decala video>even the expert players of CA couldn't build a t3 settlement before turn 25It's too harddead on arrival
What if the DLC... is good?
>>547160218dont be silly
>>547143587They're British.Let me explain:NORMAL BRAIN:>I could make a joke here>...But it's not very funny>Let's not make a jokeBRITISH BRAIN:>I could make a joke here>...But it's not very funny>I have to be witty, ALL THE TIME
>>547133481You get Boar Chariots at T3 and they will annihilate any amount of shitty skaven infantry. Mangler Squigs are T2 and one turn recruits now and would also have had crazy kills in a battle like that
>>547159883>expert players of CAI'm dyeing
Now that we've had several days to think about it... did the pivot really happen?
>>547139225>/twg/: WHAAA there's so much power creep>Also /twg/: WHAAA why is this new unit so weak not buying
i prefer demons to mortals so i guess ill be playing masque first
nice strawman
>>547160896It wasn't a pivot.They went drifting.
Is it true GW forbade CA from mentioning Dechala's actual lore because they retconned elves being able to mutate from chaos? So now the CA devs have to pretend Dechala's past is known.
So dechala is doomed to never be able to reach the empire and Ulthuan huh?Sad!
>>547161135This >>547161129 is not a strawman argument; in fact, it's barely even an argument. So no clue what you're talking about, dumbass. Average /twg/ user.
>>547161042retard
>>547161515Why would she give a shit about the Empire?
Why do the French homosexuals have sex with horses?
>>547161352One might say they... pivoted regarding her lore.
>Put a new character in Cathay>Gameplay video barely uses Cathayan characters, the most prominent character besides Dechala was BALTHASAR GELTWas Cathay a flop?
Is there any point to increase Diplomatic Realtions with one of my own Vassal ?
>>547161910They kill Zhao without a fuss in it.
Is there any male follower of Slannesh that doesn't act like a faggot? Or any follower of Tzeench that isn't a total nerd?
>>547160218KEKAROO
>>547161739Because it's the best theater of war faggot
>>547162089What forbidden sin does Alarielle crave?
>>547162252>vampire slog>best anythingLMAO@empirecel
Isn't alarielle uncorruptible lorewisehow the fuck would she fall to chaos
>>547161352No ? You just made-up this shit right now. GW literally approved CA using the Anointeds, how is that reconning mutant elves ?Dechala origins being unknown (her being an elf was only 1 of the possibility) was always here lore from the start.Her skilltree may mention it.
>>547162612She got corrupted canonically by Tyrion's giant cock
>>547151995backing down should count as a weakness modifier to make enemies consider attacking you since you're too weak to enforce demandsnaturally this is bait for enemies in defensive pacts to declare on you so you can cheese it, as all diplo mechanics are just strategy cheese strats
They forgot the 3rd Tzeentch Legendary Lord. How silly of them.
>>547132354Play Queek and spam StormVermin to stat check the enemy while ignoring what makes Skaven unique
>>547163442
>>547119158They should have given her 6 weapons slots if they were gonna do this. 2 slots just makes it look even stupider.
Stop being mean to CA.
Perfect is the enemy of great.
>>547163491Legend said Stormvermin are bad
>Everqueens have canonically been allowed to have multiple consorts>Tyrion is listed as "one of" Alarielle's consorts, not "the only one">Actually rapes Tyrion (he was unconscious, therefore, not consenting) while he was unconscious, concieves a child, then doesnt tell him>Malekith sent a demon to rape her once, eventually marries him anyways>Avatar of Isha, famous for being Nurgles wife (possibly willingly) in 40K"Pure"
>>547163442They did a dlc for each of the chaos factions. The game is finished now. End of Service.
>>547163860Not when they are being discounted 50% for being in Queek's army and getting +5 recruitment rank.
>>547163691At this point I'd like having a more immersive item system where you have a primary and a secondary slot for a weapon/shield and the for certain weapons to block the ability to use a mount a la Paradox's Age of Wonders 4Should 100% be a thing if they ever do Doges of War for a personalized LL that makes Daniel look like an even bigger joke than he already is. You forgot he existed until I mentioned him. Hell, I forgot his name and had to think about it for a bit.
>>547163887>Malekith sent a demon to rape her oncesource
>>547163887>Malekith sent a demon to rape her oncePoor guy, must think every woman is like his mom
Total War would be better with randomly generated campaign maps. Especially WH.
>>547164297how would that even work
>>547164085>Make Daemons of Chaos undivided faction>Also its aids to actually recruit varied armies from different gods because you need a separate province for each one.>Also your local recruitment capacity is perpetually 2 slots so you can't scale up army production at allNo one actually play tested this. Or more accurately CA didn't care enough to fix anything.
>>547164297Never cook again
>>547162612The same way that dwarfs and ogres are """"""uncorruptible""""""
>>547164405Like Heroes of Might and Magic.
>>547164517there are no chaos ogres in game thoughever
>>547164582>tamurkhan already memory wipedyou are a bunch of FOMO sluts, all of you
Grail Knight status?
>>547164667>tamurkhanFat human, dumbass
>>547163942ARR FACSHUN HAVE GOTTEN DEE ERR SEEI RANT TO SEE ONRY CEREBRATION OF CREATIVE ASSEMBRYHYENAS RIRR BE REREREASED AND TOTOR RAR RIRR BE FORGOTTUNDERE RIRR BE NO MORE COMPRAINING, IF YOU COMPRAIN, DING DONG BANNU------------- RINE ENDS HERE
>>547164667Tamurkhan is the cadaver of an ogre infected by a parasite, not an ogre who willingly fell to chaos
>>547164916>>547164949He wasn't alone
>>547164916>>547164949https://totalwarwarhammer.fandom.com/wiki/Plague_OgresPlay the fucking game before you argue about it
>Morathi is getting Druchii Anointed and Devotees of SlaaneshOh boy, are they gonna forget to update her skill tree so she doesnt buff the Slaanesh units at all? Or are the Devotees of Slaanesh also getting Shade buffs by association kek
>>547165069lollmao even
>>547164949There are Ogre chaos champions in the lore.
>>547165069>FandomI shan't watch
>>547164983>>547165069woooowwwtryhard no-it-alls trying to flex about video game knowledge i bet that makes you real good at picking up chicks
>>547165363I pivoted all over your mom last night
>>547165363Good to see the tradition still going strong.
>>547165342https://twwstats.com/unitscards?units=f%3D0%26k%3Dwh3_dlc25_nur_inf_plague_ogres%26m%26r%3D0%26v%3D7752406265979885996
>>547165505>>547165527cope more that i baited you into replying fucking retard i knew some fucking retard like you would want to correct something wrong get fucked
>>547162373Empire is pretty good. You have empire vs vampire kino, norsca invaders, aggressive wood elves, some dawi fucking around and fedora caca fucking shit up in hochland. I mean it's no wh2 lustriabowl, but there's a lot going on there.
>>547165884I need to get a fedora (an actual fedora, not a misnamed trilby) for a Prohibition costume
Warhammer 2 base game races:High ElvesDark ElvesLizardmenSkavenWarhammer 2 base game races that will get DLC in Warhammer 3:High ElvesSkaven
>>547165651>volund affiliated websiteI shan't click
>>547165884By that crappy metric Naggaroth is the best theather. Dark elves, Dawi, Chaos of every flavour, Kilsev, the only strong beastmeme, wood elves, tomb kings, high elves, vampirates. That's a interesting battle ground and it doesn't have vampire cucks.
>>547165884>>547166219Both are good because they both give quick access to killing elves
>>547165864You fool I was baiting ALL of you with >>547164916, >>547165130. and >>547165505
>>547166219Oh and naggaroth has the most and best battle maps out of any region so that's also a plus.
>>547166219Yeah, but the map kind of sucks. Empire map is better.
I like this modhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3485519396
>>547166219why would anyone hate fighting vampire counts? that's offensive spellcasting heavenmaybe if you're khorne it sucks
>>547166424Fighting zombie stacks isn't fun.
What would you do if this lovely lady offered you a blood kiss?
>>547162612The one time N'kari was close to her she started to act strange (horny) and once he had knocked Tyrion unconscious she was helpless crawling before him.(to be honest she was a very weak Alarielle at that moment).
>>547166579Why is her model so detailed? What is the purpose of the boon veins?
>>547166626Lmfao quality writingI wonder why fantasy sales went into the ditch
>>547166626>she was a very weak Alarielle at that momentShe never got stronger. Everqueens aren't neither physically or magically strong. Their power comes from their status and forces they command.
>>547166565fighting zombie stacks is pure fun actually because unlike skaven swarms they'll just drop where they are
You need a boon?
>>547166684billions must praise Neferata
>>547166869Yeah, I'm a zookeeper, can I get a ba?
Reveals on 4th December:Neferata DLCEgrimm FLCEnd Times DLCMedieval 3Warhammer 4
>>547167086>Egrimm FLC>FLCGrim.
>>547167086actually its tw india and tw star wars
How long until CA introduces paid FLC?
>>547167086Mobile game and Total War: Saars
>>547167086>Warhammer 4forgot a few 0s
>>547164096
>>547167297Near east would do fine if it's 1100+ and you have Byzzies, Crusaders. I still find it strange why there's india_ tagged guys in Pharaoh's body models, so I feel like it's either:>They actually wanted to do a India total war (Why)>They wanted the bronze age DLC campaign that was scrapped to be the mahabharata (WHY)>India is part of Medieval 3 but not the focus (IE the map goes to Bangladesh instead of the Hindu Kush) I'm 100% fine with the last one. It'd be fun to play as the Ghaznavids or Ghurids in India.
Karl zoggin Franz WHAT A LOSER
>>547164175Everqyeens are worse since they pretend to be pure when they fuck whoever the princes tell them to.
>>547167270100% ethnic nord
>>547167643What did he lose?
>>547167561Malekith is a good guy btw
>>547164582I hope Slaanesh rework add the Ogre to the races we can Seduce.
So when will they add a playable Red Duke?
>>547167840Considering how Allariel went full mask off on Tyrion in AoS he was doing the poor guy a favor.
>>547167586SAARSAAR WHY IS MY LL LOSING, INDIAN LL HAS SUPER POWERWHY DO YOU NOT SEE OUR MOVIE TO UNDERSTAND
>>547109337is this... real?
Total War India (America)
>>547168074>bollywood jeets shitting up every thread on reddit with bitching to the point they kill the entire total war subreddit
>>547168021>Considering how Allariel went full mask off on Tyrion in AoSshe's not alarielle anymordoesn't count
>>547167737https://youtu.be/sUXAN9pdoBYhis life
>>547168021Lemme guess mask off is she's a strong independent girlboss who don't need no saving
>>547168508No she cucks him.
So kind of her to take her fuck toys with her on a walk in the countryside.
>>5471685082nd AoS campaign ever was Sigmar saving her from Nurgle rape
>>547168672N'Kari will pay for this.
>>547168876Don't be greedy. N'kari will take care of you later. If you are a good boy.
>>547168672why is there a slaanesh unit in her army?
>>547169212Ally recruitment.
>>547167840>goodHe is the rightful king, everqueens sided with traitors, at least Alarielle accepted the truth in the end.
>>547169302why would she be allied to slaanesh
>>547169212She is a good girl.
>>547166684You're complaining that they put too much effort into a model? Some of you people are just natural thralls. For Dechala.
>>547169568N'kari is a nice daemon who wants to be friends with all elves.
>>547169569>Mind breaking great lords into serving youwho does this fantasy appeal to?
Kairos' porthole is so funny, it's like both heads are having a giggle
This is my wife, say something nice about her.
Be'lakor > Kairos > N'Kari > Skarbrand > Ku'gath
>>547169568>Ally
>>547169936Considering how popular the Miao corruption mod got I'd say there is a huge audience for it.
>>547169945One of the best models CA ever made. Almost rivals Dreadfu.
didnt someone say they were making a slaanesh corruption mod for alarielle and wanted dechala to come out so they could use her model as a base for the final level of corruption?
>>547169945She is almost as pretty than my own wife.
>>547169945>>547170394Is this the reason why there is so many beastmasters among the dark elves?
>>547170185Speaking of how fast do you think the degenerate mod author will update it after the dlc launch?
Did Legend stop making Warhammer vids or is he still making them despite saying he wouldn’t?I get hating CA, but ffs, what a fag.
>>547170357Dunno but the Allariele corruption mod has already been finalize and her last stage is her blooming with flowers not turning into a scaly.
>>547170696He's still making disaster battles for Warhammer.
Death to rats
I am making a pigmy mod.It’s badass and Savannah themed. Wat elephants, giant lions, giant termites with archers on them, impi infantry, etc. it’s called “True Pigmies”I will leave it up for around a month, then do a surprise update where I replace all the units with the original racist pygmies. Why? Because fuck you.
>>547170918KekWhat a spineless cuck.He’s starting the long march towards irrelevance. I tried watching his videos and their just exploits. I don’t get it.
Another successful changing of the ways ;^)
>>547170781>not scalyAllariele’s final corruption should be turning into a big titty skink
>>547171183He said he's done with TW in January.
>>547171279Well schemed.
>>547171279Impressive scheme brother
>>547171525>>547171596He's coming back to settle his unfinished business with that dork teclis
>>547170672He is past his prime. He has like 4 mods permanently 'in-development', I think he's burnt out. All the nsfw mods are now being made by copycats who aren't as good.
>>547168672>"Your Majesty, are you sure you need the 90 of them to come ?">"Yes, and the 60 ones with extra tentacles and barbed apendices as well."
Its so annoying that the Chaos LL closest to Ulthuan has the ugliest corruption terrain. I hope Wulfrik's new start is near Ulthuan because undivided corruption looks by far the best.
The Chorf campaign is one of the best, because it appeals to the male fantasy of digging a big hole
>>547086312Simply put, its because he's THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
>>547123592
Tomorrow's livestream will include:DechalaMasqueN'KariMorathiSee you there!
>>547169936every heterosexual male
>>547174790>3 Slanneshi demons vs 1 ElfAnd the elf has fucked more people than the 3 combined
>>547169936I wish Sigvald could do this. Literally every other Slanneshi LL is ass.
>>547170781whats the one that has the alarielle snake art in it?
A pack of 100 virile Beastmen vs 1 Bretonnia damsel.
>>547177190>BeastmenWhat type of beastmen? Ungors:One dwellers below, and she's wonGors:A few dwellers below, and she's wonMinotaurs:raped
>>547176969that snekrielle is just some reskinher corruption mod is >Alarielle, Temptation's Bloom snake demon form is in the works
>>547177190>a bottomless cumpit vs a limited quantity of cumSmart money's on the Damsel
The best Corruption mod is Katarin's. It has the best writing, and the duo corruption between Tzeentch and Slannesh is unironically cool. Too bad it's the least popular one among the fandom and doesn't have submods like Miao's does.
>>547177921>Alarielle, Temptation's BloomLINK RIGHT NOW
>>547178441Nigga it's on loverslab.
>>547178416>It has the best writingWhat fucking writing is there to even write?
Is it worth doing a Nkari campaign before the DLC? Never played him, only did Azazel in the smaller campaign.
>>547179260The events and trait, spell, and ability descriptions. The corruption mods are all about the writing (and images). Do you think anyone jacks off to the low-poly models?
>>547179635>Do you think anyone jacks off to the low-poly models?I don't know degenerate, do you?
>>547179951NTA but someone made matched combat sex animations
>>547180035.....
>>547180035They're not that good, though. It seems a lot cooler than it actually is. The crux of the issue is that the models are too low-poly and you can't zoom in too much. Also you gotta play a dogshit faction (beastmen)
>>547179951>You are a degeneratethanks
>>547179951>degenerateMiao and Alarielle mod fans are degeneratesKatarin mod fans are connoisseurs
Dechala's starting position is the final death knell to monkeybrosMonkey King unironically never ever
>>547180035Sounds good but it's too narrow in scope and requires too many mods working together to work.You need the mod that gives Beastmen dongs.You need the mod(s) that makes Elves and Humans into naked women.You need the mod that allows custom animations.You need the mod that adds the sex animations themselves.You need the mod that makes the AI babysit your other units so you can focus on the sex.All in all it's completely not worth it and I didn't even make it past the first battle before wincing and uninstalling all of the above.
>>547180470>The Fallsaved
>>547180470>the yin-yin monke war ended with both sides losing
>>547180919Yin-Yin is in ToT. You just can't see her because she's always in Aislinn's bedroom.
Haven't played norsca since WH2, can Wulfrik still reject Archaon? If so, do you only go on war with the warhost or all WoC?
>>547181826Anon...
>>547181826Chaos invasion is kill
>>547181958>>547182068Oh shit I completely forgot that archaon being in the campaign was entirely up to the invasion event.. hope the norsca rework actually addresses that to some degree
The bretonnian damsel was surrounded. The pack of gors, ungors and Minotaurs proved too strong for her now dead army. She drew her sword as a last ditch attempt to fight off the encircling beastmen, but she was knocked down to the ground and pinned down by a gor. She struggled to free herself from his strong, veiny muscular arms, but her attempt was futile. “Whore”, the beastman exclaimed, as he proceeded to rip off her dress entirely in one fell swoop. “N-no… please don’t! Just kill me and be over with it! I beg you!”, exclaimed the damsel. She could smell the herd of beastmen, they smelled heavy, of sweat and dirt. A beastman shaman approached her. “You pleas won’t be heard. We will not kill you. My entire herd of gors, bestigors, and minotaurs will fuck and defile you. The ungors will watch. If there’s anything left of you by the end, we will give you to the centaurs.” Tears ran down the damsels cheeks as she begged for mercy. She looked around frantically, noticing around 100 gors, 50 bestigors, and 10 minotaurs, all removing their loin clothes. She yelled for the gods as one of the gors approached her. As soon as she saw his erect cock, she shivered in fear. The gor’s cock was at least 12 inches, with a disgustingly thick girth that looked like it could split someone in half. Its balls were big, heavy and full of cum. The damsel, laying flat on her back on the ground, had her legs thrown on top of the gor’s shoulders, as he slowly rubbed and teased her cunt with the tip of his cock. “Please d-don’t, I’ll do anything!”, exclaimed the damsel. The gor let out a sinister laugh, and inserted the full length of his cock all the way deep inside her.
>>547183035The damsel let out a loud shriek as the entire herd of aroused beastmen laughed and smiled deviously at her getting ravaged and fucked, her body shivering and contorting with pain as the gor proceeded to fuck her deep and rough. She could feel her guts being rearranged by the monstrous cock inside her. She yelled and begged for mercy until her vocal cords gave out. She could feel the gor getting closer to cumming, as he fucked her more and more relentlessly. The gor made one final deep rut as he pressed the tip of his cock against her uterus and spilled his seed inside of it. A copious amount of cum was released by the gor, as a large stream dribbled out of her gaping cunt as he pulled out. Her entire body quivered with fear, pain and weakness after the ordeal, and that was just one gor. She still had the entire herd left. After being fucked by the rest of the 99 gors in the herd, her womb was filled to the brim with cum. There was a huge puddle of cum underneath her cunt. Her cunt was red, raw, gaping and oozing with beastman seed. “How do you feel?”, asked the shaman. The damsel was unable to put words together as she laid there helplessly, her body recoiling and shivering with disgust and fear. Her mind, completely broken. “The bestigors are next” said the shaman. A bestigors approached her, with precum oozing out of his cock. He was even bigger than the gors, with a cock measuring about 15 inches and an even bigger girth. The damsel gagged with disgust as the bestigors entered her, fully inserting his cock deep into her to the point where her uterus was popped open. She shrieked with pain and clawed at the ground, to no avail. The bestigor fucked her so deep and profoundly where she could feel her reaching her stomach. The sensation almost making her vomit. The bestigor spilled her seed inside of her and filled her to the brim. That was just one bestigor. 49 more to go.
>>547183156After the bestigors were done with her, the minotaurs approached her. They were the biggest of them all, with cocks measuring at least 20 inches and the girth of a muscular human arm. There was no way she could survive this. “P-please don’t” the damsel said helplessly. The Minotaur shoved his entire cock inside of her, to the point where her uterus was torn open to accommodate such length. The Minotaur’s cock bulged out of her stomach as she was fucked mercilessly. The minotaur then came inside of her, releasing endless thick ropes of seed. The damsel was an unrecognizable mess after the herd was done with her. She was left outside the gates of the bretonnian village she came from. She reeked of beastman cum and sweat. As the knights came to rescue her outside the gate, a thought encircled her mind, she had enjoyed it all. She wanted more. She felt so filthy and gross but she wanted more.
Kerillian was shoved forcefully down into the cum-soaked earth by the hefty stormvermin atop her, her struggles against him only eliciting a mocking, raspy chitter from her captor. She gasped and gagged, fighting to take a breath as the blackfur's paw gripped tighter around her neck, claws pricking her skin. She sputtered as she breathed in the acrid smelling spunk, her sudden sense of involuntary panic causing her walls to clench around the skaven's prick ever tighter.He seethed as this pleasure, thrusting harder, deeper, the mass of his fur and armor bearing down on her, pressing and scraping her pale elven thighs. She could do nothing to resist this assault, or stop her obeisant body from responding to it with a crashing wave of rapturous pleasure. With a shudder accompanied by a few final, sadistic thrusts, he released, his pulsing shaft sending jets of hot seed to further defile the humiliated elf's womb. Kerillian whimpered pathetically, her nails digging into her palms as she clenched her fists tight, praying for both their climaxes to cease.At last, the satisfied blackfur was pulled away by his impatient comrades, granting her but one moment before another took his place, mounting her and butting his cock against her tight entrance. A violent jerk of her hair pulled her up from the ground, her panting face brought before yet another twitching ratty prick she was expected to service - how many were there still?She silently surrendered herself, clenching her eyes shut tight as she lifted her haunches for the prick butting against her entryway and opened her delicate mouth for the bulbous prick before her. As her head was forced down and hips forced back, thick shafts sliding past both her lips, she hoped against hope that when she opened her eyes she would be elsewhere - that this was just another nightmare she could still awaken from... even as the plap-plap-plap of furry balls slapping against her flesh once again begun to echo in the dark halls.
>>547183035>>547183156>>547183289>>547183519please don't post thisi've never seen anything sexual before ever and my innocent eyes are melting out of my skull in shock
>>547183035>>547183156>>547183289Im definitely gonna cum to this later pretending to be the damsel. Yes, I’m a gay man.
Oh. He's back. As if /twg/ couldn't get any worse..
>>547184438Do you think beastman cock smells strongly of dick cheese? How much do they cum?
you don't use new unit mods to preserve vanilla balancei don't use new units mods because when i use custom matched combat animations to rape my enemies with my green skin horde, big titty skimpy armor mods don't cover themwe are not the same
>norscan wolf chariot does more damage than a horse chariot
>>547181265ButYin-Yin is dead
>>547185643She was confirmed alive but grounded by dad.
SHHHYOU ARE DEAD
Be honest, which chaos faction would the comfiest to join?
>>547186098Nurgle.
>>547186098Nurgle literally sells himself on comforting the sick (by making them embrace their illness and giving them pain immunity)Everyone else is anti-comfort
>>547186326Wouldn’t Slaanesh be comfy too? You’d have access to the most intense orgasms ever.
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>547186459>547186623>ESLs dont understand what "comfortable" means
>>547186098>>547186242>>547186326Obviously the redditors will say Nurgle but he is actually the worst chaos God. You're pretty much just a host for his microbes that he uses to spread them around. Eventually your body will fall apart if you don't achieve deamonhood. Also, if you displease Nurgle he can switch back all that pain and suffering anytime he wants.
>>547186098Khorne, the others fuck you up immensively.
>>547186098Tzeentch is clearly the comfiest lord to join because you end up a paranoid schizophrenic fighting yourself half the time and going insane when your plans against others inevitably fail (especially when you plot against Tzeentch himself, which you will) and get punished for it, very comfortable to live in mental anguish!Khorne is clearly the comfiest lord to join because you end up a bloodthirsty killer constantly hungry for more kills to prove your worth, living with scars and wounds you gain in battle, ultimately devolving into a tormented spawn of flesh when you take too many blessings from hubrisSlaansh is clearly the comfiest lord to join because you end up living a Hellraiser life where pain and pleasure are the same, living in ecstasy except when a more powerful being decides your suffering is its pleasure, and it tortures you for the fun of it until its pleased or you end up dyingNurgle? Nurgle is the least comfiest. Fucker will nullify your pain and provide a false sense of "healing" and help you accept your own death. You'll be at ease and relaxed with him which is the OPPOSITE of comfortable!
Beastjeet has returned?
>>547188140I dunno, not enough typos so it could be a larper.
Seems like every post that requires some high IQ level of discussion isn't be replied to. It's no wonder this general is dead.
>wood elf end game attack >dwarf end game attackBut no Chaos end game like in the first two games?Y?
>>547188918They've lost the technology to code it in.
>>547188918Next DLC is end times, Nagash for undead and then idk glottkin or something for the chaos endgame scenario
Why I Think AI Cheats Are Pointless in Warhammer 3If you look at the campaign map with the fog of war removed on any difficulty, you’ll notice that the AI’s expansion rate is virtually the same. Even on Legendary, where the AI fields more armies, it still doesn’t actually use those armies to expand effectively.Another issue is that the game includes RPG elements. You don’t just recruit armies—you level them up to maximize their combat potential. It doesn’t matter if the AI can recruit ten fresh armies with elite troops; they still won’t be able to compete with the player, because the player’s armies become nearly invulnerable once fully leveled.Your thoughts?
>>547189027more 40k foreshadowing
>pleasure guard shouldn't be large units, obvious bug/retarded decision>Dretchaslut shouldn't be a large unit, smaller than half the infantry lords in the game>Nipple snakes are animation bugged and beat everything, like old beastment lord chariotsFix itFix itFix itFIX ITJANNIES FIX IT
>>547189263>Chaos Warriors get pleasureguard>Chaos Warriors don't get WrathmongersFIX ITFIXFIX IT NOW JANNIES
>>547186098reminder:nurglites worship the poop godthey're spiritual indians
>>547189395haha don't worry, Valkia can use wrathmongers just fine :)
>>547189786saaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does warriors of chaos really need more units. Doesn't this faction have enough unit bloat like the countless ROR units?
>>547190580>muh unit bloat>muh countless ROR unitsYeah, that's what makes them fun dingus.You don't have the specialty hyperfocus as the other chaos factions, but you get to have a bit of everything to make up for it.Don't be a killjoy.Plus logically, why would they give them the ultra elite infantry from 3 gods, but not Khorne?
>>547190580They are still missing units.
>Khorne's infantry>Slaanesh's cavalry>Nurgle's healing>Tzeentch's rangeHow can the ordertide compete?This is Chaos's world, they're just living in it
>>547189786rotigus lord when
>>547192190By preventing warriors of chaos AI from upgrading their units.
is there a toggle for infinite ror units for player and ai?
>Over 50k players playing the game daily>Zero streamers or youtubersAnyone with half a brain can see the play count for warhammer 3 is fake.
>>547192190By never having an end game crisis because CA forgot it wasnt in game 3
>>547192750Fuck off to some other franchise Legend.
friendly reminder that ca are retarded enough to make functionally identical 'marauaders' and 'devoted maruaders' for slaanesh, and didn't then give them the regular version for no reason.for the faction obsessed with aesthetic, and pointless excess.
>entire focus of the 3rd game is chaos, bringing in most core daemon units across all gods into the game>first major patch includes the (mostly) finished warhammer world finally realized as a fully playable map and WoC rework>instead of continuing the tradition of chaos being the endgame (especally since mortals were doing all the work for the past two games) they just leave them out entirely
>>547194203Yeah its ludicrous that we still don't even have the chaos crisis scenario backAt this point they're probably saving it for one of those mini-DLCs
>>547194203I am 100% sure they forgot to include them as an endgame and still haven't realized it.
>>547194009Daemons should not have been split into monogodsThe amount of padding and how long it's taken to get everyone some DLC as a consequence makes me feel that ultimately this choice was the root of 3's downfall>Exalted [Lesser Daemon]
>>547194328The lack of chaos endgame is the only reason why I believe the stupid End Times leakNot much point in having it now while they're still adding shit to every chaos faction. I'd like to believe that's why they keep ignoring Daniel too
>>547195027I'm more pissed off that the chaos spawn of each faction do fucking nothing and are just the undivided spawn with each monogod color splashed on. The spawn are usually the best personification of a god's boons gone haywire, really contextualizing what they're about. But no, literally just copy paste the undivided spawn and paint it green haha
>>547195404Dont look at the new Games Workshop Chaos Spawn models.Age of Shitmar is so soulless.
>>547195691This model precedes Age of Sigmar
>>547195724Just give me this.
>>547195691Anon thats a fantasy battle kit im pretty sure. The closest thing aos has done to a chaos spawn was the wilderfiend.
>>547195404>The spawn are usually the best personification of a god's boons gone haywire, really contextualizing what they're about. But no, literally just copy paste the undivided spawn and paint it green hahathat sums up the bulk of chaos. Forsaken and marauders should be more unique.
>>547195691>rectangle baseVAMPIREBROS?!
>>547195404>>547197327Again, problems from having to make shit for four factions that should have been one. Turns out you get a quarter of the effort each.
LOKHIR FELLHEARTI DARESNEED
>>547176262I don't know what you are talking about, but Alarielle is absolutely fine with human cock as well (as long as the human is Slaaneshi).
Say what you will about CA probably making a glitchy pile of shit for 40k.But Knights fighting Eldar Titans will be Kino as fuck and you know it.
>>547180470Dechala postion is not a problem for monke.Gelt is.Look at map (see pic), notice the 4 Monkey heads, 2 small and 1 big around the Mountain of Heaven + 1 small after the great canal.(also on Tiger head).If they want to put Monkey King they have to move Gelt or add the Mountain of Heaven as Province.
>>547198223not happening though
>>547198637source?We already have dreadsaurians.
>>547185314theyre horse sized wolves
>>547198940As DLCNo way we'd get Knights at launch
Should I be conquering or vassalizing as Niggakari?
>>547199343knights will be RoC first
>>547197850>>Any of those "Slaaneshi human" left by any chance Alarielle? Haha just asking ...
>>547199343I agree. I'm just saying it will be kino when it happens.
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>>547200040Morathi is a smaller whore than Alarielle.She never cheated on her husband.
>>547107876Why? Landships are awesome
>>547192750>Map painters in their mid thirties is different demographic than 80hd zoomers
>>547161042Big brained post
