>>547133109>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>arts and crafts tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/16aX8LpawZEfofV0gn-Au2kIrXNYKe8MTp1M8RfmyE18/edit?usp=sharing>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GOhEYXLbWSzwdx5XWcGVRb4TH92eZ2Q0duYCqfLjUrM/edit?usp=sharing>galleryhttps://files.riichi.moe/mjg/oc/tourneys/arts%20and%20crafts%206/
>sucky
mahjong?
...mahjong?
>>547202770Losing is not an option.
>>547202770I prefer Kinue
>sucky threadI should have fucking baked. Hell, even a Y*z* image would've been better.
>>547202770Not big enough
>>547202953wrong
YUZU!!!!! MENTIONED!!!!!!!!
>>547202948Sakibros were here before you even knew what mahjong isI'll trust them more than you
>>547202974Not everyone can be a Nodoka
doko
I rolled for the ninja but got the bunny..
Does anyone have the animated-image of mikami_chiori eating Ichihime's head? It's not on the booru. It's basically this gif but she's eating Ichihime-2 emote's head
Majsoul Friends Room 11266(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=11266room theme: https://youtu.be/sDUId7L3uJw
>>547203473Why would she do that
>>547203473I'll be frank anon, I think you hallucinated that gif
>>547203473I got you, buddy.
>>5472034742/4
>>547203473>>547203682Ops, you meant Ichihime. I didnt save it. Too bad for you. Zakko~
>>547203796Momer wouldn't say that.
Zaako, zaako (Taa)Zaako, zaako (Waa)Zaako, zaako (Kee)Sanseiu ni umacchae, clap-clap-clap
>>547203474full and started
Wait, we hate saki now?
>now
We love saki here in /mjg/
>>547204179it's a newfag who started pushing it for whatever reasonprobably the shounenspic since they are known to hate yuri
saki these nuts
SEX with KODOMOS
>>547204403Why do they get TWO splash screens?
>>547204403Can this WHORE stop thinking about sex 24/7?
ransei is straight!
>>547204824Spaghetti is also straight until it gets wet
yuriGODS run this general
>>547203473chiori eating cheese you say?
why is ransei so big now
>>547204961Saki reference
>>547204961inflation
>>547204907*yuriKEK
>>547205060What's your opinion on silver-haired anime girls?
>>547203473chiori eating ichihime you say?
>toddlerrapebased?
>>547205101Foxes are gross
ARIA is literally just Yokohama Shopping Log but on Mars.
>>547202801>>547202924>>547202948i cares
>>547205350And this is why it's great
>>547205275/mjg/core characters
When did you realize that Fu Ji is evil?
>>547205543>luck is evil
>reading while listening to something
>>547205350YKK is a lot more melancholic and it lacks an OST, but I did read YKK with ARIA's OST playing softly in the background.
>>547205573Being a hag is evil
https://x.com/MahjongSoul_JP/status/1991431322766831838
>>547205597>he doesnt know about Jesushttps://youtu.be/_uj8h4SCsnEngmi
>>547205543When I heard her speaking kansai-ben
>>547205101>tap to interactI'm gonna need to see this in action
>fap to interact
i just wanted to play mahjong...
>>547206217
>>547206217LangoustineLord...
Who's your favorite uma and favorite baggie?
>>547206321symboli rudolf and hoshinoI've never touched either game
>>547206321don't lump us umachads together with baggots
>>547205101
>>547206321don't lump us bagchads together with umaggots
I came.https://exhentai.org/g/3646164/312c58162d/
>>547206663
I got a cool cat. I love mahjong!
>>547206663for me, it'shttps://exhentai.org/g/2604764/0fc36fca26/
>>547206983stop smiling at me like that
>>547206983Both of my wives on the same telly
>>547205159yay!!I'm pretty sure there may be an animated version out there.>>547203474gg
>>547206983>hama
>>547203474ggs fun games
>>547206983You edited that Saki, right?
>>547206217crustaceanconqueror...
>>547203474ggs, thank you for joining the games, it was fun
>>547207154
>>547203474gg
>>547206983my two mahjong wives...and okada...
>>547202770porn de gozaru
>>547203474ggs
>>547206321Hard to pick a favourite uma I don't really waifu one but I liked Oguri from the moment I was told to use my selector on her and rolling her xmas alt.Mutsuki because she was my first rolled mjs character as a ftp
>>547206983
she's crying because the only way to pay for her mahjong crimes will be with her body
Good morning!
https://x.com/m_league_/status/1991386027072844025?s=20what do you mean, it's not a photoshop?!
>>547207510Good morning to you too anonHave a lovely day
>>547207547Hard to believe, but it's real
>>547207547What should we notice in the pic?
>>547207510Good morning saar
>>547207740still a gypsy
I'll think I'll post a name today. Yours, perhaps.
>>547208039You'll never post my name
Fat chibi Kaavi
test
GLORIOUS DAY
Tsuchida on table A
which table do I watch
>>547208112I would breed Kaavi
>>547208291the one i am onwish me luck out there
>>547208112
>>547208363but which table are you on?
>play one game of riichi mahjong>realize luck is trash today>quit midgame without even trying to recover the trainwrek that I was forced to endureSo this is what enlightenment feels like.
>>547208568say goodbye to your account retard
>>547208112Pregonant?
holy sex with okadasex
cute
>>547208767should a 31 year old woman still be wearing a giant bow in her hair?
>>547208823yeah
>>547208823absolutely
they threw in an extra coke with my burgers
>yeah just sakigiri a middle pinzu to bluff at open honitsu 3 shanten and backfire twiceholy fucking shit daigo is retarded>yeah just sakigiri a middle tile instead of a random terminal and miss an entire mentsu and riichi tsumoholy fucking shit rio is retarded
>>547208823She's going to die as an empty eggs carton, let her wear the giant bow.
>>547209182hope it didn't make a mess
OKADA KAN DORA BOMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
>>547209182was it a diet coke at least
>>547209440it was in a can>>547209636artificial sugars are more fattening than real sugar
>>547209785>artificial sugars are more fattening than real sugarlmao
>>547209636I swear, convincing idiots that "sugar free" products stacked to the gills with DNA-damaging chemicals was the greatest con the devil has ever pulled.
>>547209907>DNA-damaging chemicalskek
>>547209907>DNA-damaging chemicalsThis is food, not chemical warfare agents
sneed oils...
>>547210012Hana would never do that
HATSU TANKI~~~HATSU TANKI~~~
>>547209907The whole planet has been poisoned.There is nowhere left to run or hide.All you can do is damage everything and everyone as much as possible to make sure nobody survives in the long run.
i'll have a paleo mac and cheese with a vegan fat-free fanta zero thanks
https://www.healthline.com/health-news/sucralose-a-common-artificial-sweetener-may-increase-cancer-risk
>>547209907I think you your sentence
>>547209785>it was in a canbe careful opening it
>>547210312you telling me a dinosaur cooked this mac and cheese?
>le sugar is.... le killing you!!!!what are you, my mom?
>>547210347no you don't
>>547210434what is the possible context for this image
sugar is an important part of a balanced diet
>>547210342>may increaseAlways may, never will or does.Then tested on rats with amounts where a human would have to consume their body weight in sucralose on a daily basis to see adverse effects
mahjong has a negative health impact equal to smoking 4 packs dailysource: facts
>>547209785do you have prince albert in a can?
>>547210495Anon asking if a dinosaur cooked his mac and cheese
>>547210509only the natural one, not artificially added
>>547210495You wouldn't get it. /mjg/'s lore would take actual historians working around the clock to decipher even a tenth of it. And even then they only have a 30% chance of getting it right.
>>547209907>>547210342Oh wow that's news to me.
hi can i get my latte frapp extra creamer mcflurry with fat-free sugar?i'm trying to get in shape for the big mahjong competition
>>547210662/mjg/ lore? you mean this single image?
>>547210685>xapitan's shortened his lifespan by 10 years chugging "guilt-free" soda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT9fdRV5eKQ
>>547210342real sugar is no better in my coffee lose lose
>>547210509My diet is balanced: 50% sugar and 50% carbohydrates.
look at this bird
my diet is 85% protein
>>547210850AI
Tobacco. Alcohol. Sugar. Pick your poison.
Let's say you chii or pon a tile. How do you know how that changed you draw? Who did you give the new tiles to?
No thanks, I'll just have water. Still.
What the fuck was Kurosawa doing with that hand?
my wife okada is so good at mahjong
>>547210949DMT
>>547210949Death by snu-snu with bunbun
ruin my dietpost something sweet
Sheentia would chug five cans of energy drinks a day watching slop
>>547211043i'm not watching that table, they won't fucking let me see it because i'm not in japan
>>547204403Me and my overprotective wife
>>547210949monster beast 6.0% 12pack + newports.Yep, it's mahjong time
Here is your haipai.
>>547210784>only at nyarmalfagit's over for my /mjg/ rep
>>547211250saki is just that good at mahjong
>>547211250>wait who the fuck is asahi? oh wait
alright gang, everyone foldwe need to let okada tsumo 8 more times uncontested
for me, its Red 40
what diet will increase my mental illness?
>>547210685Don't worry that's just wannabe smartass reddit talk, you would have to drink 24 litres of diet coke a day to get the aspartame to do any damage.
>>547211685is that meant to be a challenge?
>>547211749Don't listen to big sugar-free. Any amount is poison and it'll just build up in you. Just drink sugary drinks but in moderation
We are Ichihime, we carry her flameWe fight for the glory, and honor hier name
>>547211627if you prepare it and looking at it gives you dread, you'll know you've got it. bonus points if it doesn't require you to cook it, or the instructions include microwave directions.
>>547211941https://www.efsa.europa.eu/en/press/news/131210?utm_source=chatgpt.comhttps://www.scientificamerican.com/article/aspartame-declared-possible-carcinogen-heres-what-that-really-means/?utm_source=chatgpt.comhttps://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/17828671/https://www.who.int/news/item/14-07-2023-aspartame-hazard-and-risk-assessment-results-released?utm_source=chatgpt.comhere you go mr redditor
DaiGOD
>>547212248>?utm_source=chatgpt.com
OH NO NO NO NO FATBROSNOTLIKETHIS
>>547211627Just start meal prepping everything you eat. You won't look forward to a meal ever again. Bonus points if you cook your chicken like my British roommate: toss it in the oven without any spice
share your favorite mahjong tile recipesbamboo tiles only, we're being healthy here
>>547212248The dead internet theory: visually appearing
What I've experienced with artificial sweeteners is they just increase my craving for sweets, so it's better to just get some sweet snack/drink and then burn off the calories afterwards.
not health conscious. just don't like 'em, simple as.
>>547212657I don't like niggers too
is it chii man or nana man?
P-p-p-p-please stop being racist!!!
>>547212713chii wan
>>547212316i cook my chicken in my rice cookerjust dice it and put it on top of the rice
I don't see the appeal to racism.
that's fucked up
Would you still accept an /mjg/ anon if he was Black or Indian?
Yuzuchads, it's not fair.
I don't see the appeal to other races
>>547212753who's the most racist character in MS?
>>547212865>wasWere
>south 4>last place folds instead of dealing into me >goes negative anywayAt least deal into me so I can get 1st and cuck the guy that pushed you into 4th?Nigger.
>>547212865>hewhat the FUCK
>>547212865they are and I don't. do better /mjg/
>>547212901What's the difference?
>>547212865It doesn't matter. So long as they aren't an attention whore I do not care.
>>547213026https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subjunctive_mood
>>547213026
The ideal /mjg/ger:>overweight>polish>ESL>virgin>slightly balding>mid 30s
>yuzukeks
>no younger than 60>oriental or jewish>someone's grandma
>>547213146
Had a clog so bad I had to buy a toiler shotgun to declog it
fatsumata...
Okada's long nights studying WWYDs have finally paid off.
>>547213146>>slightly balding>>slightly
>>547214121ugly ass bitch
why does he reply to himself again
he who
stop talking about men
>>547210784>no muh reputation>no mikowhale>no gimp-kun>no shamiko>no _ ___ ______ ________ ___>no saki psp friendlies>no cope streams>no $20 to fuck off>no STOP_WAR and his visit to /mjg/>no notepad streams>no saki collab missing for EN server outside of the US>no missing vods>no baibai kuso haipai>no mention of the beginning /v/ threads or tournaments>no magic sands>no retard master>no menhera poster>no hats sister never (la hermana)>no tsumo d'oh sawako>no helpercat in divegrass>no majsoul+ bans>no >/mjsg/>no mention of anon who taught mahjong to kids in the park every three days with his no fu methodthe list can go on, but it feels like there's so much is missing from this iceburg
>>547214523as it was pointed out before, the iceberg was made by a newfag
>>547214569okay
>>547214523the hell is /mjsg/
>>547214665how new
nya nya nyaichihime nya nya nya
where are we at on the norwood scale bwos?
>>547202770How is this mahjong?
>>547214834You already asked me that.
>>547210826what about fats?
>>547214817Still at #1, for nowt. 35 y.o
>>5472148172-2a from 16 years old
>>547214834/mjg/ is famous for being the least on topic thread on 4chan
>>547214834Do you want to watch Saki together?
>>547214910Sir, we're stuck in the early 2000s, fat is still the enemy. Big cereal has fucked the nation's BMI forever.
>>547214834I see two large mahjongs.
>>547214523>writing a whole-ass list to add to the shitty Facebookmaker chart that shouldn't exist in the first placeYou are part of the problem.
>>547214950You clearly haven't visited many generals then.We still talk about the game.
>>5472148172
what's the problem anon
>>547214523>writing a whole-ass list to add to the funny Facebookmaker chartYou have done a great service to /mjg/ cultural archival. Future generations of league newcuties will thank you.
>>547214817not sure but the thin hair area at the top of my head is getting worse every dayshould probably start coping with a hat t. 26yo
>>547214960she lost so much mp...please ritz fill her up again...
>>5472148174 because of a scarring alopecia. Watch your blood sugar, kids.
>>547214950>least on topic thread on 4chanSir, this is anything but Mahjong general
>>547210784This image is outdated, I have fixed it slightly, see pic related. But nevermind, I already plan to revamp it in a more laconic way.>>547214523>no magic sandsIt's here.>no majsoul+ bansNot mentioned directly, but mjs+ is here, see "Akagi playmat" line in Weird, Should've been "tablecloth, though".>>547214569Definitely not, I've been here since the beginning. But you're half wrong, I missed some happenings, because I can't be 24/7 itt.
>>547210929proofs?
>>547214950Sir it's an /a/c/u/h/fit/ck/jp/lit/int/mu/m/tg/vg/fa/x/sci/g/i/p/o/n/out/his/ general
>>547215286here's a hat for you
>>547215754>I can't be 24/7 itthow did you miss a couple years
>>547215754why is unyuu time here, you know its a retarded meme
>>547214817hair thinning out at the front, looking like it will 5a or a 6.
>>547215816>irl hatholy fucking based whoever that is
>>547215754I must've missed it, sorry about that. I enjoyed reading down the iceburg regardless of what was missed though
>unyuu timegenuinelyunironicallyliterallyACTUALLYTHE MOST FORCED """MEME""" IN /MJG/ HISTORY
>>547215816>professor kf
>>547215947helper cat was worse
>>547216037helper cat, at the very least, was cute
>>547215821Covid years. Somehow, ironically, when everyone was glued to screens in their rooms, I wasn't that much. I've witnessed Shamikoposting, had to include it, but forgot in a rush to submit.>>547215851Moved it higher to Degenerate because it's fresh, forced and retarded.
>UWOOOHOOOHOOOOH MOMOCHAN UNLIMITED UNYUUUU TIEM!!!
>>547215816>nya2k hat
with this lineup, shingo hori literally cannot lose
whats so bad about an old man offering to buy sweets to a little girl?
>>547216293obesity
>>547215816is that a please be patient I have autism hat?lmao
>>547215816Cute tummies
>>547215816>cute girl in the middle of the packReddit meme
>dealing in while folding
>>547216665do cute girls usually have hairy brown arms?
>>547216717You are looking at the wrong person.
we've found him, the thinnest anon on /mjg/
>>547208767I thought she had cat ears on for a sec
>>547208767nyanyanyaokadahime nyanyanya
>>547217634i'd plap
>>547217634This but Shiroko
I have a gaping void where my heart should be...
>>547217634This butt Hoshino
>>547217813chest goatse
>>547215816Anons went fishing?
>>547218003on a boat yes
>>547218065The Espoir
https://x.com/sonysonpo_jp/status/1991408672090779837
a rabbit's foot is a lucky charm (M2 jade room)
>>547218475>larps as hag>plays bunny
Skip?
>>547218928tsumo or you're retarded
>>547218928never
>>547218552bunny is a hag
>>547218928are you retardeda novice 1 would tsumo
>>547218928>easily in the leadwhy would you skip here and give them a chance
>>547218928Bait or retarded?
>>547218928???????????????
>>547218928suffering from too much success
>>547218928did you skip and luckshit the 4s? wow so soulful
book bros...
>>547218928the average /mjg/ league adeptsteve with +500 points would skip, so yes
Matsumotokeks....
>>547218971>>547218979>>547219006>>547219026>>547219110>>547219186Didn't work out, unfortunately.This play was brought to you by a saint 2
>>547218928>JadeWait a minute.That level of greed even after that amount of playtime is impressive.
shut the fuck up terasucki
>>547219249
>>547219249so i'm a master 1 with 11% deal-in rate while retards like this climb to celestial while being cheered on as soulful
>>547219452Soulful if you win retarded if you lose
disgusting haipai to bail out furinkeks
>>547219571The opposite. If you win then whatever faget. If you lose then you are a hero who fought the good fight.
As an /mjg/ger, it's your duty to post misleading WWYDs, encourage soulful plays, and shame those who read books and copebot.
>>547220672crab bucket generalthis is why the sheep left
Basically, if you're trying to get better at mahjong, you're not welcome on /mjg/.
>>547220803Mentaru issue
I'm still here thoughbeit
>Acki
Hahi! I think /mjg/ should be welcoming to people of all skill levels and play intensity!
>>547220672honors are genbutsu posting was a psyop by a certain anon
aki full retard today
i tuned out, how the fuck did shingo get last when he had the massive lead in east
>get bailed out multiple times yet still end up 3rd
I'm gonna take all brown-skinned Mahjong Soul girls and make them my personal slaves
>>547221594so all of 1 of thembravo
>>547221594So just Sara?
>>547220928I was never trying, it just happened.
>>547221507https://x.com/m_league_jikkyo/status/1991488786614874606
>>547221646>>547221669Gyarus count in my eyes.
>>547221776shingo finally punished for pushing against riichi for the 4th time in 1 hanchanlmao
>>547221825I'll be honest, I forgot she existed.
It's that time of the year.https://youtu.be/fhfcWTZeP1k?si=YDhZxpse0unAkI0B
>>547221776then donated all those points to 1st and 2nd
Hey, Yostar, where's the blue-skinned succubus character?
https://x.com/shibuya_Abemas/status/1991495311790149893when they don't buy my book
>>547222136
>>547221776why did he push against dealer riichi at noten with a 15k lead, is he retarded
>>547222136After the mesugaki hag wearing a short frilly skirt with dark leggings and a fleshfang
>>547222203This is just a cognitively impaired slop addict.
>>547222514She's blue and a pure succubus (for (you)) like Arueshalae
>>547222469Craziest M League graph yet, perchance.
>>547222469What if mahjong pros throw matches just to win illegal gambling schemes?
>play 2 hanchans>fully clear 2/3 levels of the eventand I thought the previous one was was too easy
>>547222830These are professionals not degenerate gamblers
>>547222917I prefer Dungeons & Degenerate Gamblers
>>547222273https://x.com/m_league_/status/1991491461360320641mangan tenpaimangan tenpai
That's it I'm moving to the /doko/cord
>Horiuchi met his mahjong wife in a Poker tournamentIt's not fair bros
>>547223784>/doko/ dramaBEGONE
>seen at least 10 bunnies in the new outfit in jade todayI won't be surprised if she's top 5 popularity next chart
WWYD
>summon 10>no kaguyfuck
>>547224538Honors are, in fact, genbutsu.
>>547224538HO-
>>547224538what are the odds
>>547224538>dealerhonors are honbutsu
>wwyd where optimal play is to kill yourself
>>547224538Push.
>>547224538play the safe piece obviously
>>547224631>>547224643>>547224771>>547224821>>547225086>>547225612it's digital sirs
>>547226040forgot to mention my reasoning: i'm pushing ~6000 points as dealer so this isn't enough to get me to foldwhat are the odds and so on
>>547226040Naturally. Only lucklets fold here.
>>547226040Post the result.
>>547226040>>547226138Was it at least a worthy hand or did kami pussy out
>>547226271Check recent yakuman on amae
>>547226165thought /mjg/ would have some honor mind break ongoing still>>547226271>>547226341your mileage may vary
>>547226271A real cynthia would have seen it live haneman deal in
>>547226409AIEEEE REIA-SAMA SPARE M-
>>547226561into the soup you go
>>547226409>not even baimanwhat a wasted hand...
>>547222437Yostar intern here, could you provide us with an example for the design department?
>>547226561>>547226734
wow cool doras turn 3 riichis honitsus hanemans every fucking handvery cool game 1 fucking 1-2 place from ranking up
>>547226925Ransei a cute.
>>547226880help anon get his account back, intern-kun, see last thread (or the one before it)
>>547226880when a garbage game accidentally designs gold
>silver hairvery daring!
>>547228092Silver hairs run this general, boy.
Can you fathom what MAKA wants you to do here?
>>547228092Its a good color, sirkujouriu-12.png
>>547228304MAKA sanma is so non sensical I honestly can'tFuckin... 4s?
I hate silver-haired bitchesUgliest creatures in the world
>>547228304>sanmawho cares, gimmick mode
>>5472283047s
>>547222642no it's just the scale is small that the spikes look big
Kirby Air Riders
>>547228413>>547228496>>547228620Shockingly, the most cowardly bot on the planet BARELY agrees that you can push live haku into ~60% tenpai chance haneman for a godly iishanten. Touching the complex souzu block, even for genbutsu, kills your acceptance.
>>547229197Nah, I wouldn't have dealt in.
>>547202770I don't play mahjong, just here to say that's a nice pair of tits.
>>547227937>spooder>10 legsJokes aside, I'm beyond sick and tired of that star pattern, like on her left thigh, appearing in every Chinese JPEG. It's devoid of any symbolism, character building and there are zillion other geometric figures that could be used.
/mjg/ I need your coolest tile handling tricksI've been using this video to train but the moves don't come off as well without the chimes or chainsmokinghttps://youtu.be/fKr_AKM3lwg
Harder WWYD here, you have 2 pei.
>>547229867
>>547229720You've got the makings of a pro with that level of insight.
>>547230982WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
>>547229867Why do Japanese players spend more time learning how to discard tiles loudly instead of making the correct decisions
>>547230982Cutie & Pie
>>547229804but its 8? 2 normal 6 spider
>>547231331Arms are legs too.
>>547231446Legs are limbs, not legs.
>>547231446kinda valid actually
>>547230982me in the lower left quadrant
>>547229804That star pattern is sexo.
Spiders are cute!
>>547230982Is this an anon's OC or some Twitter art?
>>547231284Proper Mahjong is a beautiful fusion of the aesthetic and statistic
>>547232084too small, off-model garbage
/mjg/ how do i learn to handle tiles like thishttps://youtu.be/13IW2bj_Os0?si=1RgslBA6hYOWhXG6&t=2730
>>547232290hot DAMN
>>547232290mahjong movies are so silly
How the fuck do you actually rank up in goldI'll go on a win streak then loss streak win streak then loss streak...
>>547232792just don't lose, avoid 4th
>>547232792i can rank up to master in gold in 1 day as a looperread riichi book 1
>>547232907I have, it's not an efficiency thing>>547232881By what, folding every single riichi?
Umineko collab soon!!!!
>>547232792skip the loss steaksstay erecteat asparthame
Collab with deez nuts
>>547233067>skip the loss steakswhat
>>547232974>I have, it's not an efficiency thingwho is gonna tell him?
>>547233067>skip the steaksDon't.
Do not fucking read RB1. Do not fucking recommend RB1 to newfriends. Do you understand?
>>547231843Only jumping spiders
>>547233116are you lost?
>>547233285just shut the fuck up
>>547230982yuzu
>>547227937god I fucking love these kinda dresses where their shoulders and armpits are just completely exposedxenia-5.png
Nani kiri?
>>5472335166z
>>547233516just get out of the honor before you are stuck with it
>>547233516blue drag
>>547233516Blue.
>>547233516dama hats, pon threes and sixm
>>547233592Riichi or dama?
>>547233516ichihime
>>547233668dama to get rid of 1s
>>547233668obvious dama
>>547233668do you really want to riichi a 2s wait? no one is gonna drop that because the 3,4s wait is decently likely here
what the fuck is a damastop talking about desticles
>>547233516hatsu
>>547233592>>547233638>>547233649>>547233658>>547233659>>547233672>>547233740>>547233814>>547233830I figured it's early and against two saints is never going to come out, plus there's plenty to call to get a decent wait tanyao +2 which is a decent enough win for a dealerMortal wanted to monkey slam riichi, MAKA liked damalater drew 6s into a yaku, obvious dama so skip that WWYDNow nanikiri at this point?
>>547233516it's probably one of those weird ass tonpuusen positions where the copebots probably want to dama to try to nyag
>>5472340296m riichi
desticles?it's gintama not kintama you weirdo
>>547234029this is equivalent to furiten ryanmen (basically as good as kanchan)dama 2m
>>547233516The tileset. By god is it atrocious.
>>547234162imbegrate this imbecil
>>5472340292m dama, furiten is too dead to take
>>547233516Why is everything blue?
this is how i handle cheaters in my friendlieshttps://youtu.be/EPediwKCAcc?si=7o7nQUwjmLHMNC_n
>>547234376>funnyFuck these kinda titles, you dont get to decide if I think the video is funny, sad or heartwarming, I DO DONT TELL ME WHAT TO FUCKING THINK OF YOUR VIDEO YOU FUCKING BITCH
>>547212865What do you mean, "if", it's already a reality
>>547212865b______is confirmed indian
>>547234510you know this is the sort of video was posted by your ESL 60 year old uncle 12 years ago? not the imaginary zoomer you're fighting in your head
>>547234105>>547234180>>547234324>>547234330A third of the wait being dead and middle tiles (probably also dead) didn't seem appealing for a furiiten wait, the cope bots disagreedended up dealing into an ippatsu nomi for my troubles>>547234337>>547234202I like blue...
Funniest Lynchings Of Musas (1930) colorized
>>547234546What if Anon just woke up Black one day, like Gregor Samsa waking as a roach in Franz Kafka's The Metamorphosis?
>>547234683[good news] I dont care if its a zoomer or boomer or whateverthefuckoomer
>>547234667SHE'S NOT BROWN BECAUSE OF A TAN???
>>547234776Don't group blacks and turks together.
>>547205694Kirby collab never
>>547234859anon I...aiharamai-989.png
>>547234776>Franz Kafka's The Metamorphosis?You can just say The Metamorphosis.We all read Kafka's entire bibliography by middle school.
What if retarded pink idols caught a beating?
>>547235048I only read The Process and that was enough for me to decide never to read anything from him again
Would you riichi here? Note that we can see all 4m, three of the 3m and three of the 1m
I'm blue, da-ba-dee, da-ba-diDa-ba-dee, da-ba-di, da-ba-dee, da-ba-diDa-ba-dee, da-ba-di, da-ba-dee, da-ba-diDa-ba-dee, da-ba-di, da-ba-dee, da-ba-di
For me it's Dostoevsky (his books make for great doorstops).
WWYD? One 4s has already been discarded.
>>547234890
>>547235185absolutely fucking not, i'm not retardedtake the ryuukyoku payments without wasting a stick
>>547235150based, hes like Albert Camus but, somehow, even more boring
>>547235212you're pink
I'm American, I don't know how to read!Reading is for pussies anyway! USA USA USA!
>>5472352573s
>>547235185I would.If the 2m is not in the deadwall it will almost assuredly come out, and thats a lot of points.>>547235257the bratty pink maid
>>547235048He could be talking about Ovidius.
>>547235257with a decent lead, i prioritse yaku that i can dama withbut tanyao dora 1 is good enough here, who gives a shit about iipeikou3s and call into tenpai
>>5472352578p
>>547235386Hanner might be fat enough, but she's too white to be American,
i only read works where the breasts are head-sized or bigger
Dostoevsky and Kafka would be /mjg/gers.Camus would be out playing soccer.
>>547226925Seggs? I hope it's seggs.
>>547235439Ovid is the metamorphoses (plural), not the metamorphosis (singular)
>>547235701What about American man Mark Twain?
If you haven't read St. Augustine's Confessions then you don't understand the basis of western civilization. Can you really call yourself white if you haven't read it?
>>547235509>>547235498>>547235434>>547235408https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ImlVYxARDA
>>547235858why is crow the only non retard
>>547235837But I'm Chinese?
I still cant get over the fact she plays the Wanjirou, what does the dog have that I dont
>>547235773Huck Finn was probably my favorite school-mandated book.
>>547236161>what does the dog have that I dontA motorbike.
i only read certified /ss/ classics like radiguet's le diable au corps
>>547236161>sheanon...
>>547235837try aristotle's entire oeuvre before you start talking about some "basis of western civilization" stuff janekek
>>547236415I have read Nicomachean Ethics, I'd consider that sufficient.
Did you know that I read Ulysses?
>>547236136are you a girl? I need a stinky mahjong neet chinese gf
>>547236169>Tom Sawyer coming in at the end to screw with Huck>Gives Huck a last bit of depression before saving JimGood times...
>The Joy Luck Club is a 1989 novel written by Amy Tan. It focuses on four Chinese immigrant families in San Francisco who start a mahjong club known as The Joy Luck Club. The book is structured similarly to a mahjong game, with four parts divided into four sections to create sixteen chapters. The three mothers and four daughters (one mother, Suyuan Woo, dies before the novel opens) share stories about their lives in the form of short vignettes. Each part is preceded by a parable relating to the themes within that section. The novel has been widely discussed for its portrayal of Chinese immigrant mothers and their American-born daughters, especially around bilingual, bicultural, and intergenerational identity conflicts.Finally, mahjong literature.
>>547236687Take a wild guess.
>>547235280>>547235434I riichi'd precisely with the mindset that if 2m is in the live wall it's very likely to come out and I have good value. Shimocha has no overflow and doesn't really look to be tenpai, so as long as I don't draw pinzu he should be screwed. If shimo/toimen fold because of the 2m draw then they're giving me more sticks at ryuukyoku anyway.Also it's east 1 rumao
>>547236826It was worth a try
>>547236861this cannot be correcti genuinely cannot believe that the worst riichi of all time is okay just because it's a bluff
Why do anons even want to find a stinky GF? I don't think I've ever met a girl that smelled (Indians don't count).
they made ten into a live action moviehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxrxZ1oqYUU
>>547235185
>>547237215>I don't think I've ever met a girl that smelledwell you didnt REALLY meet them then
>>547237215nobody wants this
>>547237043Are you going to fold this then? Tile amount wise it's bad but there's a good read on the 2m and the value to go with itIf shimocha looked a bit more threatening then I could see the dama
>>547235185if 4m wasn't discarded after chi then you could probably read it as a slide to itsuu and then it would be dead. otherwise i guess it's okay. it's not quite double one chacne but unless they're noten they should be able to push 2m. also holding all the 3s is good at blocking their waits
>>547237215I feel like a lot of smellfags would be cured of their ailment if they put down the doujinshi and actually tried smelling a stinky girl
>>547237516if stinky girls smell like my unwashed cock and balls it's okay
>>547237498it was chii into 4m, to fix the 445m>it's not quite double one chacneis there a fifth 1m 3m or how so
>>547237693i mean from the other people's perspective there's 2 3m left
>>547237789well yeah but if they don't push it they pay me more in ryuukyokumy info tells me it's borderline impossible for people to be using that 2m in their hand so it's very likely still in the wall
YES!
>>547237971how much do you have to spend for this
>>547234029>I figured it's early and against two saints is never going to come outIt will come out precisely because it's that early. There's nothing to read from only 4 terminal/honor discards.You shouldn't overrate your mental image of saints, they do dumb shit too sometimes
>>547238157"Illustrations" are loading screens. Just have to play a lot of ranked, don't skip events, and buy out the sphere shop.
>>547238735>play a lot of ranked/mjg/ would rather spend money
>>547202770Your game is so unpopular you need gigantic tits to attract people and I'm okay with looking at them.
Are there enough illustrations that you don't need to bond anyone with a story for the title yet?
i am reminded of an anons post years ago saying that we shouldnt make ops with sucky images lest it attract dumb newfags
>achieve sanbaiman 100 timesi have 2000 ranked sanma hanchans under my belt and only 27 sanbaimansthis is not possible
>>547239189from my count is there's 78 illustrations including this event
>>547239516stop trying to win and be a retard going for menchin riichis in silver east/south
>Get 13 or more Doras with one Ron / Tsumo in Ranked ??????????????????????????
>>547238157I didn't spend anything for it
>>547240290better start calling kans whenever you can
>Achieve Three Quads in Ranked
>>547240473Not that hard but dora matsuri is impossible outside of sanma
Koito big win
>Finish with 105,000 points or more 10 times in 3-Player Ranked
>>547240759much easier than 100k in yonma
So how many of our famous luckshitters have achieved The Chosen One yet?
>>547240759Just get a triple yakuman idiot
>>547240971How many people at all have achieved that title
>>547240759thats free yakuman is like 50/50 in sanma
>>547240759Honestly not that difficult
>>547241031What's so hard about getting Tenhou and Chiihou? Just luckshit.
>>547240290I have that one in under 300 hanchans
could you do this?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/e47VsfiEYFQ
>>547242604staged
>>547242604I fail to see the practical uses for that skill
>>547242862the skill of knowing how to play mahjong?
could you do this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8My56oHK6c
>>547243000Yes
>>547202770
>>547242604?Do what.
>>547243014is this real?
nAKOdashi
>>547239516I'm at 39 sanbainmans in 2500 matches, but I've never seen someone get sankantsu.
>22 1months on my friendlistWWYD?
>>547244427mass delete and replace them with pending requets
>>547244427league tourists...
>>547244427Please don't delete me I'm on holidays im the Balkans for 2 more weeks
>>547244935>serbian sauna
Majsoul Friends Room 96104(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=96104koko standard rulesroom theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXwvXkdbEAQ
>>5472455983/4!
>>547245598started! thanks for joining
>no small titty goth cat gfKuyashii
>>547245598AAAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0SNlURIURA
>>547239516>2000 ranked sanma hanchansAre you Celestial yet?
Is this what you see when you reach tenhoui?
>>547249529Nodoka isn't a virgin so no
>>547249631sesbian lex doesn't count
>>547249728It was straight sex with me
>>547245598ggs fun games
>>547245598gg, thanks for the fun gameskans are fun but painful
>>547245598ggsCursed flow room
>>547249529
Fuck BITCHihime
dough company
>>547249783>Ryan picture>straight
>>547250576Sex with Chihori-oneesama too
>>547250668夜の始まりさBAN NIGGA誘惑される鼓動に
If you put three Celestial Level 20s and a single Master 1 at 1/2800 ranked points in a hanchan together, the celestials would be unable to avoid last place in any possible reality.Deranking M1s are genuinely the luckiest players on the entire planet.
>>547251493Celestials don't play 4th place avoidance anyway
>>547251707Do you know how Celestials get to Celestial in the first place?
>>547251707Why does one need to play 15.000 hanchans to reach a rank where fun's allowed anyway.
>>547251812Yes? Do you know how rank points work in Celestial
What if somone made a client where ranked uma wasn't 4th place avoidance? Wouldn't that be so fun?
If a Celestial was deranked all the way back to Novice, how would it take him to get to Saint and Celestial again?
Pe`talo, hi
racism in our community has to stop yesterday
I've been posting doko for the last 36 hours
somone post an australian political news article
>>547254105no, TO is a chibinigger desu
>>547254690>chibiniggerthis is the one /mjg/ meme i still don't understandICEBERGMAN TASUKETE
>>547254871Chibinigger
>>547254871Sounds like your problem desu.
Why do the Japanese love Asapin so much
Can someone explain these parts of the repo?https://repo.riichi.moe/others/bin.htmlhttps://repo.riichi.moe/others/urg.html
we should ban emotes ( ･ω･)
>>547255471> ( ･ω･)i know who you are
WE SHOULD BAN EMOTES!!!!
evens vr javodds doujin0 h-game
>>547256152Why was this necessary to convert into a soundpost with a Xenia emote?
>>5472299740m richi. no time left
>>547256152>you're easy breezy and i'm japanesey
How do you know if a sanma player is going bald?They have TWO-PEI!
>>547256806wrong
>>547256806I don't get it
Give me all your Kodomos
>>547256339someone had to do something with it
>>5472561522000 ah song
>>547256806
Chi?
>>547257085I keep mine safe in 4han
>>547257872i'd prefer pinfu nomi to win the game with zero risk
Now turn around bitch
>>547257986pinfu nomi doesn't win you anything
>>547257872For what?
>>547257872No.
>>547257872NO>>547258220YES IT DOES
>>547257986>>547258284>>547258363>>547258458Interestingly this is a case where it's Mortal/MAKA vs NAGA, so it depends on which bot you trust the mostThe slightly lower bar on the right is menzen NAGA, and even it wants to chiAlso as a side note, Mortal is the only bot that wanted to cut 4s over 4p the previous turn. I thought cutting 4p was for the sole purpose of keeping chinitsu in mind but I guess not for MAKA? Feels like a huge waste to not call 3m if you're going to call 8m or 6m into tenpai anyway for a pitiful 1500
Someone in ranked sent me a friend request I'm scared
>>547259785you absolute nyaggertardyes, naga is wrong here
>>547259867call me up when you have a few chink whales after playing chinkjong once in a while, who do nothing but play meme modes in the weekly rotation
>>547259867Accept it so he can delete you right after
>>547259867He probably missed reaching for the report button
>>547259867heeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>547259908Poor meager anon with 0 dreams, why settle for a mere pinfu nomi when a mangan is staring you in the face
does "just playing more" actually help you improve, or does it just ingrain adeptchad habits even harderdoes "just playing more" even work at celestial level
>>547260429once you reach a certain level its just get lucky bro thats itanyone who says otherwise is a luckshitter gaslighting you
>>547260887but what is that certain level
>>547261256Novice 2
>>547261256M1
>rolled yuzuwhat now
>>547261951brap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jujC_zpmYo
>>547262667how do you even find these things
>>547262838the algorithm shows me the most weird shit. often related to things i've never searched for or watched. im pretty sure everybody has seen bizarre sub-500 views videos on the side every now and then.
>>547263026>bizarre sub-500 views videos on the sidewhy does youtube keep showing this to me now instead of several years agoit can't be good for profit margins
>>547263138they're hosting tons of this shit. might as well try to see if there's any diamonds in there
>>547263026your youtube feed, just like your brain, is absolutely rotten
Hello cynthiachads
>>547263469kore de yosh
>>547263469
I came MANIVR-016
good mornings sara sirs!
awww look at that all of sheentias regular customers are coming to greet her!
>>547235282Camus sucks ass compared to Kafka.The Trial mogs The Stranger, its not even close
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ImlVYxARDAThere is autodub for your viewing pleasure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edPqtHPiMMkcynthia-7.png
Now that the dust is settled, I think we can all agree that Cynthia abuse is the most successful /mjg/ meme of 2025.
>>547265758>yes,yes, yahooamaekoromo-5.png
KOITO BIG WIN
>>547265758I'm getting stroke from this dub holy shit
Actually, Aru was /mjg/'s best meme of 2025.
Just realized zoomers don't know who Billy Mays is.
>>547265773but that's a 4han meme?
>>5472663824han is property of /mjg/ so
>>547265773For me its team 17 intro
god I love thick eyebrows so much bros
>>547266315Only the oldest zoomers know who he is.
>>547266515surely someone edited that fried shrimp with the womb impregnation meme right?
memes are declining
>>547266685Why would you want to have sex with a kodomo?
>>547266685no but we got a full short comic where Xenia tried to kill Koromo and Koromo got away because of the shrimp
>>547266749What else would you do with her
>>547266836>>487358157
>>547217634
Why does no one play her?
>>547267691bad rep from some rotten apples.
>>547265758I went with 3s too.
>>547267691you shouldn't out yourself like this when we have three mains for the character here newfig-kun
Dan Carlin's Hardcore History 71 - Mania for Subjugation
>>547267867I havent seen her in the last 3 tourneys, once in a friendly and once in ranked
>>547268165then you missed two gyaru mains in the last few tournaments
>>547202770>that new ichihime 1st place voiceline where she just moans really loud
>>547265758>shibukek agrees with meSasuga watashi.
>>547267004holy kino...
>>547267983>4h longWhat the fug nya?!
>>547267691uhh... famous mentarulet bros? are we being forgotten?
>>547269563time for a 2 hour long copestream next league with 2 ambulance siren interjections
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSYS1osoGhk
Hey cuties!I come to you with a koko.Join me so we can have some fun together.No funny rules this time around.Majsoul Friends Room 58505(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=58505
>>547266749who wouldn't? just look at those paws...
>>547271182watching lucklets deal in gives me such pleasuire
WE CARRY THE FLAME
>started
>>547271880FULL!Thanks for coming!
>>547267983I like his arc on the war in the pacific.
>>547272428I only really like Ancient history, everything after 1500 I just dont give a shit about
>>547271880>discarded the wrong tilemy mental is already done for
>>547272612Alright, I recount the genocide of the Gauls being interesting too. Don't like his one-off episodes, tbqh.
Majsoul Friends Room 45074(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=450741 gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biRISNWyg_k
>>5472734463/4 get in here before a nyagger shows up
>>547273446Started
ggs, i got outskilled
>>547271880Down to 2/4!I won so it's my turn to get 4th.Come claim your rigged hands.>>547272234Get in here!
>>547274482>Get in here!I joined the other room
>>547271880omigoto nanoja
how the fuck am i supposed to watch kimi to idol precure when it's the TWENTY SECOND installment in the franchise
>>547271880GGMy right arm and left leg hurt like hell, I could only do one.I guess it's the price you have to pay to play Steve.
>>547274482Let's pretend I did not forget to include an image...Also 3/4.>>547274550Understandable.Good luck in there.
>>547274749Watch instead Aikatsu so I can draft you
>>547274839what's the difference, the art style looks exactly the same
Watch Katanagatari in preparation for the Kanagatari league team
>>547274823>Good luck in there.Thanks
>>547274749Watch Princession Orchestra instead It's Symphogear if it was mahou shoujo instead of mecha
>>547274917Cheerio
>>547274823im gonna put my rats to sleep I will ready up in 2minutes
>>547274749twenty seconds not that long though?
>>547274917Fujita Kanagatari?
>>547274907I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU SLANDER AIKATSU LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN
>>547275051You can't just say that without posting any photos
Read Homestuck for the League 7 team, trust me on this
>>547274749Each Precure season features a new team and new lore. You don't need to watch any of the previous seasons to start watching Kimi to Idol Precure.
what the fuck i just l*st
Isn't idolslop the equivalent of MLP:FiM for Japanese men?
>idolslopI'll pass.
>>547274907I watched it 10 years ago and now Im too deep. PreCure is more on the magical side compared to Aikatsu, which is more realistic and I just love how the relationships are handled and every arc is some kind of tournament arc and I love tournament arcs and the music is really good and produced by well known artists and they have really good lives too and its very heartwarming and i just like seeing my idols overcoming their short comings and I love how almost every character is written and how there's so many times where you never really know who is gonna win some of these competitions
>>547275382MLP:FiM is western slice of life moege, it's basically Lucky Star
>>547275357>Each Precure season features a new team and new lore.Factually wrong when there are several PreCure groups with more installments and All Stars exists too.
>>547271880FULL AGAIN!
PreCureshit is like Power Rangers, lmao.You can start any random season mostly without worrying about any of the previous seasons
Isn't idolslop just /jong/ but animated and scripted?
>>547275590Keep your machete closeby before you go to sleep tonight.
>>547275590are there any idolshows about niggerfaggot retards?
>>547275305you even get a video
>>547275775milky holmes
>>547275775Macross
>>547275590>he cracked the code
>>547275129>red girl, yellow girl, and blue girl with big eyes>vs>red girl, yellow girl, and blue girl with big eyesaikatsuschizo...
Brand new Uzaku WWYDSolution will be posted on his YouTube channel in a few hours
What anime genreslop is /mjg/?
>>547274839you'll have to draft me first and then we can do a watchalong
>>547276071That's clearly a pink, a blue, and a purple.
>>547275838why does that look like a squirrel
>>547276153josei
>>547276153Black comedyPsychological dramaSlice of life>>5472761495s does nothing for you, Tsuchida would agree
>>5472761495s
>>547276071If that's your basis for "same art style" then I have bad news about anime girls in general for youRetardSwallow a hundred nails then do an MRI test
>>5472761498p
I wanted to build an AI PC to have mahjong-themed ERP but I would have to spend thousands of euros on GPUs to even get decent models working.
>>547275775lovelive
>>547275838that's a chinchiller
>>547276153BL
>>547276235>>547276975actually its a degukujouriu-12.png
>>547276153iyashikei
every man has had his /jong/ phase
>>547273446SOMEONE STOP THIS HAG!
>>547276149How is it anything other than 5s?
>>547277126I'm working on it
precum
>>547277092>phaseI would never watch PhaseConnect though
>>547277132retard or just baiting?
>>547277126>>547277159fucking rigged wait
I've figured out a minor detail about one of our celestials.He doesn't have an internal monologue.That's why he gave those advices that didn't seem to make sense at all at first.People without internal monologues do those things (saying thoughts out loud, subvocalization when reading), and they are slowed down by them (everyone is, because vocal thoughts are slower thinking processes than non-vocal ones).If you remember, you know.
>>547277092Just because I watch jinjin doesn't mean I'm jong
You love Idol Precure.
I hate Jane!
>>547277445>subvocalization when readingTruth be told that shit was common until the Medieval Age when one of the saints screamed at all the students who were reading the Bible out loud to themselves to shut the fuck up because he can't hear his own thoughts from the noise
>>547277445>That's why he gave those advices that didn't seem to make sense at all at first.uh that sounds more like he's literally cheating and doesn't understand mahjong at all
>>547277445I talk to myself like a schizo and have an internal monologue. Though I can also just switch off the internal monologue, so I'm sort of baffled by people who act like you either have one or you don't.
WOah!! shimocha always spawns with 3 dora in hand, what a player!! insane skills, and yes every single time I reach tenpai I have his agarihai as my sengenpai!! woah!! how cwrazuy is that??? Ffuck this game.
>>547278015Some people genuinely do not have one.
>>547278128I read that study too but I dont believe it
>>547278015What do you mean switch off the internal monologue? I can have two or three internal monologues running at the same time with some being louder than others it was a trick I developed back in elementary school when I thought mind readers were real but I can never turn them off completely.
>>547278202I've met people like that IRL, and they are some of the most efficient people I've ever met. It's scary.
>>547277445>He doesn't have an internal monologue.How do (You) know that though?
lets ban new threads>b-bu--lets ban complaints
>>547278313NPCs tend to be good at doing tasks no surprise there
let's beat up anonkek
>>547227937what about Sham-Nacha?sure, she's piviotable in Mode Abyss, as well as her Sevo skill of effectively yoinking enemy followers but what does Shadowverse have to do with Mahjong.... ...oh wait...
>>547273446GG, thanks for joining
>NPCelestial
>>547278469you asked for it
>reach good iishanten in first row>make zero progress after that>dealer riichis in third row>fold like a cuck>repeat for 8 rounds (plus 2 honba each for everyone but me)m-mahjong is... tanoshii...
>>547273446gg that was really fun. nice comeback Hisa
>>547277445Neurological studies say you can't actually remove subvocalization, you'll always do it to some extent. Trying to eliminate it also hinders comprehension and retention. I was into speed reading for a while and used to try to read >100 pages every single day. The whole thing is a bit of a meme. If you read a lot, your speed will increase naturally, but you shouldn't try to sacrifice understanding for speed, which in practice is what happens if you read at an artifically accelerated pace.
>>547273446gg!
>>547275838o-mochii kaaaaairiii
>>547278612It's not removed, it's replaced by concepts that are instinctually understood. Instead of reading, they are looking at a picture.It's just faster and better thinking.
Sometimes I wish I could make my internal monologue audible so everybody could hear the terrible thoughts I have.Imagine smiling at your neighbor and wishing him a good day while he hears "hope you die, you useless fucking nigger. I hate you all."
>>547277445Everyone has an internal monologue. How are thoughts thought otherwise.
>>547278957thoughts?
>>547273446ggs
>>547278957They just come out of their mouthNo jokeI have a friend who has aphantasia and no internal monologue and he said it's like doing a math problem, he arrives to the solution without any progress "recorded" in his mind
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>>547278015the term "internal monologue" has always confused me. like, do people seriously hear a voice? I don't have that, but I have sentences and thoughts and stuff.have I been an NPC all along?
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Hyakkano? More like HyakKAAAAAAAAN
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HE HAD SEX WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND'S MOM???qingluan-1.png
i have aplapplaptasiaunlike boring normal people i don't think, i just connect to the akashic records and pirate knowledgeno i don't have a diagnosis, but i'm pretty sure this is how it is, and i bought a crystal necklace that glows in the dark and makes my skin get these weird marks so it's basically verified
>>547279323>do people seriously hear a voice?Nah, we're all taking the piss anon.kaavi-4.png
I HATE STEVES
>>547279323Not only I can hear my voice, I can change it to whichever voice I like, set the tone, intensity, etc. All things I can't do with my normal voice.
>>547279323The voice in this case is not audible. It's a similar concept to the mind's eye. Do you have a train of thought? Do you ponder over existence or other dreadful human concepts in your solitude? If the answer is yes then you have an internal monologue.
>>547279681You can't hear your mind's voice?
>>547278941Yes, that's what the speed reading proponents say. It's not correct. Subvocalization can be reduced but is always present. Again, the whole thing is essentially a trade-off between speed and comprehension/retention.
Can't heard voices over my tsumos.
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?hannah-6.png
My train of thought is more like a submarine, it surfaces to launch torpedos and then dives back down.
Say... bing...?
one more tsumo and im gonna start nyagging
>>547279773I can imagine it in my head like how I imagine conversations while reading but I do not hear it with my ear. Again, similar concept like the mind's eye. You cannot see the imaginary scwnes with your eyes but you have the visuals in your mind.
Say bing.Then goon.xenia-0.png
Now if you nyaggers will excuse me, I have to go read ch.100 of tittysucking isekai.
I hallucinate voices in a manner other than an internal monologue sometimes, like there's an actual physical voice in the room, usually when I'm sleepy and it's dark.suzumiyaanju-985.png
Bing bing wahoo
>>547280030>tittysucking isekaiWhat's that one.
>>547280154nectar
I can imagine voices, and I internally express my thoughts with language, but I don't vocalize my thoughts. joseph-7.png
When I was a high-schooler, I had this "split personality" who was cooler, edgier and more assertive than I am to take advice from.suzumiyaanju-0.png
>>547280204Yeah, I just ctrl+f'd the list of recently released chapters on mangaupdates, thanks though.
>>547280119I had that happen to me several times in dorm during high schoolI also had the hatman appear before me during college but ever since then I haven't seen or heard any inexplicable events
My head is an endless manzai sketch, every once in a while it's funny too.
I bing, therefore I goon.amaekoromo-12.png
wtf i though having an inner momologue made me hecking unique and valid now i read its just useless noise slowing me down??
>>547280286I thought I was the only one who did this
>>547280376The actual explanation is hypnagogia. Most people associate that with sleep paralysis but sometimes you just get minor hallucinations instead.
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>>547280523>he has an internal waste of brain powerohnonono
>>547280449NANDEYANEN NANDEYANEN NANDEYANEN NANDEYANEN NANDEYANEN NANDEYANEN NANDEYANEN NANDEYANEN
>UUWOOOHOOOHOOH MOMOLOUGE, VOCALIZATION TIEM!!!
>>547280610Except many of those things happened when I was wide awake and couldn't be caused sleep-induced hallucinations
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>>547280928>dormthat's just the copious drug fumes that soaked into the walls and carpet
>>547281067Couldn't be caused by that either because the previous dorm burnt down before I started going to that school and the new dorm was brand newDrugs are also banned in my country and while some students could get synthetic stuff they only used it in the nearby forest where the dorm teachers couldn't bust them
>>547279218Don't get it twisted, I just save pictures of spooky girls.
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