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Sweaty
Hmm, It should be fine
>>547248365Post results fag.
Teio!
>>547248536
>>547248879It's Teiover.
I'm gonna do it
>>547228919Shimapan ear sock eroi
>All this CF propagandaToreina-san...
this digitan goal is fucking impossible i've done 20 careers and she has never won all 7 races
Is mcqueen inherit not good for Libra or what
>>547249060Yes
>>547248961Bro... >>547248365 >>547248879
>>547249060Good on mcqueen, not good as an inherit
>>547242629300stam on junior year december requires some cracked parents or luck, and it's not even worth itsee, this King Halo has B aptitude 230stam and winsbut I also kinda believe the career goals are easier than normal races, Hopeful Stakes as a career goal never goes insanely wrong but if you try it as an optional you're always fucked over
whats going on here
>>547249145>60fpsOITEME
>>547249108>>547249120fug. what do we inherit on end closers then, poomp?
>>547228431for a future bread maker, remember this one is /uma/ - Uma Musume General #1739 nowthanks
>>547248961>>547249110kneelshout-out to that npc winner on long
WHERE IS MY LIBRA GUIDE, I NEED TO WASTE 4 BORROW
>>547228431>Genkai Toppa G-Beat
>>547249202it's actually 120fps but I drop them to 60
>>547248983CF? Cum Fiesta?
https://x.com/hiyoko2023/status/1991503225581953490Onii-chan, what are we doing on the bed?
Are you ready for CM5? Are you going to queue as soon as it opens, or are you a scaredy neko?
>>547249209MARRIAGE MARRIAGE MARRIAGE MARRIAGE MARRIAGE MARRIAGE MARRIAGE MARRIAGE MARRIAGE MARRIAGE
>>547249259NOOOOOOOOOO KAICHO JOBBED
>>547249259>Curren-chang failed>had to rely on Flower
>>547249235YOU GUESSED ITYOU GOTTA POOOOOOOMP IT
>>547249241Cafe deserves a smooch on her face
Digitan LOVE
>>547249304AAAAAAAAA VISTA I'M CUMMING
What's the hottest uma name? I think Obey Your Master is a strong contender.
>>547249235No pump is bad. Also I misread your question, McQueen is fine to inherit it just isn't a miracle skill. You don't need any uniques, just take recoveries, midgame skills, spurt, and no stopping me.
>>547249278>120FPS UMAYAKUZA-SAMA KILL THIS MAN!>>547249304Holy BASED CF enjoyer!
>reused threadgod forbid the dupe ones get deleted and not get necrobumped
>>547243974She has brought home all B Finals except one. She deserves all the shilling she gets.
based otaku uma
>>547241057I LAUGHED IN REALhope she spooks me on a daily
alright i'm done with this retarded fucking event
>>547249316I'll probably try one more round of improving my aces and queue in the morning.
Sex with Childhood Food.
>proc'd on 700 stam>FUCK YOU KACHOW
>>547228431sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
>>547249794bro???your rice team name???
>>547249861Then you can't get no stopping me
Honestly aoharu is good for training even as a f2p because you get skill hints for your affinities and its not THAT reliant on support cards for skills
>>547249861I want No Stopping Me
>>547249794hey nowlet's take a deep breath
>>547249930Is there anyone who thinks its worse for f2p?
>>547249492Loves Only You
Ace.
>>547249918>>547249942>wants the gambling skillI guess that explains why you are gambling with mackween card huh
>>547249979people who can't cap speed
do not open it>captcha: H0RNYK
I have Curren and Smart Falcon and I think redacted is the cuter uma.
anyway while we are talking about libra cupdid you know encroaching shadow is literally the perfect accel skill for the racetrack?
>>547250098Not him, I think the McQueen card is ass but I would never use Rice's team name.If you don't take NSM you'll lose to those who do, period. It's not as gambly as you think on longs.
Even Tazuna would find it hard to get in the way of these two desu
>>547249979It's worse for lucklets. That Riko card makes things real easy but if you don't have her or KB you're pretty fukt.
>childhood friendCRINGE
>>547250305
>>547250303It actually is consistent even on CM5
>>547250305Yeah whatever, you stay put and get some energy while I go hang out with Tazuna for the day
Let's have sex today, torena. I already told your trainee that you broke up with them, so why not?
Apparently there’s only 6 chapters left in the cingrey manga before it ends
>>547250503Teio would say this
>>547243974She may not be my oshi but I'm incredibly sexually attracted to her, probably the uma I've done it to the most.
>>547249734Oguri...
>>547249209>high waist pants with tucked in shirt, all complimented by perfect figure
>>547250305I’d rather fuck Tazuna desu
Did they change something about how sparks work in the unity update?I've run like 30 vodka and taiki careers with 7-9 mile sparks and have gotten S mile literally zero times.I had stopped playing for the first three weeks of october or so, but before that this number of sparks would be enough to get S in a thing like 50% of the time.
>>547250482why do my trainees get a mood up while I'm balls deep in Tazuna?
what the fuck? I followed that one Helios artist on twitter and he started going through my profile and liking things I retweeted on my profile...
>>547250529Good riddance
>>547250529Figures they'll release the final Arima Kinen chapter on the day of the race itself. Watch CyLames drop the CinGray alt in JP that day too.
>>547250554
>do a Falco run>get kokura promise >run instantly doomed amazing
gomen Danchou but I feel so sleepy today
>>547250664They know the reason you went balls deep inside her is because they suddenly became moody, they're forcing a mood up on themselves so you don't go on a date with Tazuna again.
>>547250663No. You got shit luck.
>>547250503I hate smug Teio and smug Teioposters so much!But my penis loves them..
>>547250774>do a Falco runthe very idea makes me want to vomit
>>547250664>Eureka! I can apply what I learned here to help my trainee!>be balls deep in traineeGee I wonder why
>>547250529Damn it's gonna be rushed to all hell
>>547250727They have Oguri’s VA in the December pakalive too. It’s 100% gonna be a busted Oguri Cingrey alt based on her Arima Kinen retirement outfit
>>547250701
SPE AND ALL HER DESCENDANTS ARE SO FUCKING SEXY I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE WAAAAAAAA
is it just me or is this thread hornier than usual
How important is that Guts SR for Mant bwos? I really am feeling the urge to MLB my Tosho with the crystal instead.
>>547250529Do we at least get a new manga? Would love to see one of daiwa scarlet
In my limited testing i have come to the conclusion that an uma can have severely fucky wucky stats but if they have Distance S they can stand up to or even beat another version of that uma with Distance A with more solid stat line. The Distance S horse could be like 1200+ points under the Distance A horse and still challenge it, assuming they both have the same general distribution of stats and skillsThe exception ive seen is if their set of skills allow them to perform their specialized role better, like a pace chaser whose gamble is to overtake frontrunners in the middle leg. But i presume that's because Distance S doesnt become relevant until the final leg
My audio is all fucked up, it's crackly and laggy, anyone know what's up with it?I'm running on linux, yesterday it didn't do this.
>>547251225Pulseaudio a shit
>>547251184it's a MUST PULLyou do NOT need kitasan. You NEED guts cards
I just got a free cleat by cleating the Urara SSR card and then using the uncap crystal on it.
>>547251184just use it you pige
>>5472505291 chapter to end Arima Kinen and 5 chapters of Kitahara having baby-making sex with Oguri and Belno
>>547228431Symphogeah!?!?!?!?!
>>547251338Calstone Light O would do this.
>>547251338Smartest Calstone Light O poster
>>547251225>I'm running on linux
Buena Vista should never come to global
>>547251173
>>547250936I doubt that. The last arc was announced many many months ago so it has all been planned out for a while.
>>547251563>
>>547250580Finally someone else gets it. The tucked in shirt + high waist accentuates all of the best parts.
I can't even reach S speed anymore while trying to reach S stam. CM5 ate all my luck
>>547250663In my last 10 runs I got it 5 times. So works on my machine.
what makes Uma Musume so fun for me is not only the CM and overall game but also the stupid shit they do on pakatube, like it's fun to follow
>>547249209seeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I'm not ready for this CM...
I'm happy and I don't know why
>>547251903borgar
>>547251903let me know how you feel in 3 hours
>>547251903me too
I honestly think it's better to get skill points instead of an ult level up for CM's. For TT, you want as high of an ult level as possibleYes, this is my cope for Spe jobbing every race before senior year.
>>547251903Because I kissed your forehead and wished you good night while you were sleeping
what was the logical reasoning behind making half if not all SSR f2p cards agemasen
>>547252047obligatory >spade response
4 runs in a row today where the top option in Riko's event to date or fail has failed, anyone else getting similar bullshit?I'm not suspicious but after 4 in a row, something is up
>>547252123what's wrong with spades? I use clubs/clovers for CM parents and spades for CM aces
>>547252047>Level 1Triple crown? More like triple CLOWN!
I haven't gotten mile S in 8 runs
Nobody knows what Symphogear is you old fucks,
>>547252112Cygames hated the players when the game started out
>>547252130Are you guys really risking it all for marginal benefits???
>>547252193Are there other umas who wears glasses in their casual outfit? I fucking hate neighers like Biwa because she wears them all the time, but every now and then is cool
omg hiiiiiiiiiii
why is shadow break shilled when its shit?
>>547252182It's an american joke, everyone forgot the spade ace card was the way that 4chan users would recognize each other after doomsday day, but now it represents something very amerimutt if you catch my drift don't think too much about it
>>547252083we are NOT gay here
a million years of solved JP meta and content and they still can't tell me the concrete agemasen rate of sweepy's first SSR event. is it 50%? is it 80%? a hundred hours of champions meet sloptuber content and no one looked into the game codes for an absolute number? i have given up 3 borrowed runs already because this little shit (actually it isn't her fault its actually more of air groove showing up for no reason like fuck off air groove let sweepy think her magic is real already you spoilsport) refused to give me spurt. and before you even say air shakur FUCK OFF yourself would NOT even use air shakur so fuck off you are not slightest bit funny.
>>547252338It's not cool to make fun of Biwa's vision problems
>>547251290truly, sad that it wonI just rebooted and it's all fixed
>>547252182Spade haters just have bad music taste. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86Iwytfa6ms putting your aces as spades makes the most sense.
>>547250701He's in love with you bro
She hasn't won a race but she isn't gassing out, is the lack of green skills really such a detriment
Umagami SShttps://x.com/mokaore_uma/status/1991455256467869806
>>547252257When did they stop?
>>547252462CyGames moved the code that has those numbers to a server side check so it can't be datamined from the client. Only the first handful of characters had the numbers client side.
>>547252462look nigga it's either you get it or you don't stop thinking so hard dumbass faggot
>>547252008Let me know how you feel after THIS
>>547252701Sakura Chiyono O wouldn't say this
>>547252536who calls you nii-nii?
>We have extra borrows>I wanted to take the time soon to do the careers for umas i just got, like Naruto Brian and E. Honda's little big sisterhow am i supposed to actually use these extra borrows
>>547252807Niiniishino Flower
>>547252462Botters should know numbers but they won't tell you for obvious reasons
Can Fuji actually win the triple crown?
>>547252648fixed a tiny detail on your pic
lol I'm plum out of plumslol I'm bananas over BANANAS
>>547252750CHRONOGENESIS WOULD NOT LET THIS HAPPEN
>>547252536>>547252807
>>547248160
>>547252969yes but you will have to give her the proper training and sparks
Career:>lucky stats - never mile S>average stats - mile SWhy cyjews do this do me?
>>547252969Yeah, just get her aptitudes up. Unrelated but you get a special scene if you win the Arima Kinen.
>>547252526No. Your stats and skills aren't great. Shooting for Victory doesn't work unless your uma is named Taiki Shuttle. Shrewd step does nothing. You need to initiate an overtake to proc big sisterly and it's on, so if you can't do that your entire kit falls apart.
>>547253139sfv can work if you don't hit 4th until late race which is possible in a heavy front lobby
>>547252969The real Fuji's career didn't even extend to the Satsuki Showhat a weird secret event
>>547252338Machan, Transcend and North Flight. Probably some others, idk.
>>547252536>Playing remakes
>>547253230Cute Ugly Cute
>>547252462cygames now uses AI to determine whether or not you succeed, all randomness is directly tied to how likely you are to spend money
>gives you a mood down
see yall in the B finalsim giving whoever is in the lucky 6th position the free pump if all of my end closers job
4 runs today, 3x carrot and 1x tissues, that raffle clerk is a scamming faggot
>>547253016is she actually a heroine in the game?
Only SLUTS take off their ear covers in broad daylight
where can I read cingray? mangadex is like 50 caps behind
>>547253331ugly
>my first S rank>missed mile Sshe's still usable...right?
>>547253225Ok, fair. Is this fuji running with fronts or just gambling on lobbies?
>>547253459>troondexRumao. Also, not telling because of snitches.
>>547253428holy FUCK this uma is powerufl beyond believe
>>547253165nice ass
>>547253459>>547253526ugly
>>547253517>not telling because of snitches.Unironically based.
>>547253608Very rude.
>>547253006Chrono’s weakness is her trainer-san, she 100% would
>>547253612Don't buy that anon
>>547253612
>>547253413Why would she be a heroine? She's the SISTER!
>>547250529Next project will be a movie about Katsuragi Ace
>>547252439Being a bigot in current year? Not cool!
>>547253775I wanna hug anime City
umamusume...pretty...derby
>>547253864there are lots of VN that include your "sister"
>>547253921Rudolf is definitely not a CF-type character.
>>547253602YEAH
>>547254000Is she a taxi driver or somethin
>>547253612>>547253775>>547253828what's her problem
>>547253775Gold City bukkake
>>547253515I've been running with a blocker Runaway Suzuka and and a Front Maru, but it isn't uncommon for Fuji to pass Maru unfortunately and It's starting to feel like I'm setting myself up for a loss to Oguris and Vodkas
>>547253759Comfy racetrack dates with chrono…
>>547253893 (Me)MY ATTACHMENT DISAPPEARED
Fuji?! Come on now...
>>547253921>>547254000Whenever a CF loses (due to cucked authors), something inside me dies. So this recent Uma CF love is giving me lots of streght!
>>547253828>>547254060ugly
>>547253517gay
>>547254001But this one is actually blood related so you know how that goesThe Amagami sister has her own ending if you do some stuff while not getting with anyone else apparently but it's not really a route
>>547253921Luna is definitely a CF-type character
As painful it is to admit, but after ~22 careers with Taishin(not sure because 5 of them were given up, so bad they were) my very first career for this cm remains the fastest, according to VF umalator. Meaning 21 careers were essentially for nothing.Disgusting luck I have.
>>547254229why is he carrying a ps5
>>547254037She prettyPRETTY FUCKING UGLY LMAO REKT
>people are now hosting no piggu "A+ or below" roomsThis is discrimination
>>547253016Amagami SS is honestly great and almost every character is perfect. It even gave us multiple godlike tomboys
Let's pump some iron is overrated, right?
>>547254229That's not CF though.
>>547254094I stole it
>>547253759is that a motherfucking ring?
>>547254229There's no way she has Cystic Fibrosis
>>547254168
>>547254317Yeah that happens sometimes, been there plenty of times myself. Fucking annoying but it is what it is
>>547253165turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess
>>547254168>>547254327.......
>>547254341
>>547254450ugly
>>547254323wouldn't you if you have to move to a residence for who knows how many years? I would take my pc to enjoy my days off too
>>547254342umastan isnt needed on mile, but pump is
>>547254331A+ seems like a new norm for mile at least even for poor decks. No idea why someone has A horses, maybe they reused aces from previous one or just new players.
>is it okay if we held hands?
all umas are pretty
>>547254682except for Ryan
Think I'm gonna use this extra borrow period to update my TT squadMy record is 580k but the baseline keeps creeping up and I don't want to get caught out on a lowroll weekHas anyone tried Runaway Silence Suzuka as a sprinter? It seems like that would be the best chance of having her work without immediately dying
>>547253002>I'm plum out of plumsI STILL DON'T FUCKING GET ITWHAT'S THE JOKE? I'M ALL OUT OF PLUMS? WHAT PLUMS? PLUM WINE? UMESHU? SHIT MAKES 0 (ZERO) SENSE
>>547254094>posts urara to chide bigotry>doesn't know she rants about niggersngmi
>>547254682pretty ugly
>>547254682even ry*n?
>>547254317you got more fans on her, consider yourself many millions of fans towards the 100m title
>>547254341best girl btw
>>547249274https://www.canva.com/design/DAGzyxzMgHs/COy9g4f_tTd7es-Rbcqt2g/edithere's your guide bwo
>>547254682Ryan is an ugly donkey>>547254751>>547254779>>547254782Based
>>547254342Sure, let's go with that.
>>547254682all umas are pretty... derby
>>547254682No noAll umas are musume.The derby is pretty
>>547254764n-no way...my wholesome chungus daughter would never do such a thing
>>547254861>that gifFuck you, kek.
CF?how can an uma be counterfactual?
>>547249274McQueen is so ugly
>>547254317I have variants like this, but it's still considerably slower than it's -1k variant, wit and pwr be damned, simply because no S.Such a shame.
>>547254986someone will post it to confirmbrace yourself, she's pretty brutal
>>547254317>>547255102what are you supposed to do after taishin gets the mood down? instantly get it to normal?
>>547254570YES THAT'S YOUUGLY FUCKING BITCHPROJECTING ANDYFUCK YOU
>>547254751>>547254782>>547254882SPECIALLY RYAN
watching slop with the ladies
>>547254385Yes. Now start a family!
>>547255245Special week?More like ugly and weak lmao
>>547255334hmmm good one 4/10
>>547255212Just take her out on recreation?
>>5472552121)go for a walk and pray it's shrine event(for a chance to get rid of bad practice immediately)2)go for a walk and pray claw machine procs for additional up mood3)press date with Riko and get only 1 up mood like a cuck
>>547255320Cafe, take off your shoes ffs
>>547255327>actual baby uma that looks like baby and is not a carbon copy of her motherWhoa...
>>547254761i'm umeboshi out of damsons
Even though it's a bricked run these stacks still feel good.
>>547255212get karaoke + claw game and kitasan black practice perfect event on the turn after
>>547255212yeah, I usually just rec immediately and pray for shrine rngif not you can infirmary after the race
>7 years old
>>547255709>brickedFailed inspirations?
>comparing my CM6 gold ships in the umalator>it says that go-home specialist will never activate on the CM6 track>check it in a practice room>it activates
>>547255320>shoes in doorsFOR FUCKS SAKE YOU GODDAMN CUNT!>Sonic AnimeClassic>That frames imageBASED
i hate cyjews so fucking much 13 runs no mile s
a couple minutes in paint, feel free to clean it up if you care
>>547255841God my Kaichou is so cool
>>547255865Yeah. No Mile S nor Turf S, and no Head-On. I feel like without Head-On and Straight Descent non-Taiki Pace Chasers stand no chance.
>>547255565Because that's my daughter (son) ベレシート
>>547255841rudolf literally dresses like my grandpa
>>547255709>68+18 43+8 on 787/793 stats>EARLY FUCKING MAYGODDAMN I HATE YOU!
>>547255565Iirc the artist based the baby uma off of Chrono’s first foal irl which was a nice touch rather than the usual copy paste, yeah. Plus if they’re a grey horse like mama the hair should gradually whiten overtime instead of being like that off the bat anyway
>>547255963good enough for me, thanks king
>>547252462if you havent recorded the results yourself over 1000 careers you dont deserve to know the odds
what time should i queue CM to avoid the scary monsters
>>547253759is that kaworu
>>547255660You're literally saying nothing, like actually nothingNo one knows what this meansJust reply with your gay pic next timeBitch
>>547255963ugly
>>5472562801 hour before round ends.
>>547256397
>>547256280when americans are asleep
>>547256493LOL
Nun Uma?
>>547256057Bereshit’s debut race was kino. When is he racing next? Can he make the Hopeful Stakes?
>>547255841I'm starting to believe that Tracen is actually a school for rich girls
You're welcome by the way. Spe and I do a lot of unprotected umaypoi, so our uma daughters just keep on coming.
>>547254476>see this post everyday for months>full armor fuku comes out>her unique skills only activates if she "is pressured from behind"he did it...
>>547256584umas are christianpilled
Is it ideal to have multiple running styles covered for TT or am I fine with 2 or 3 umas of the same style for a single distance?
>>547256493lmao retard
>>547255963wow you drew that in paint? very nice
>>547256631giving me daring tact already
>>547256501isnt that peak degenerate hours tho
>>547256747
>>547256742It's ideal to have multiple running styles because only one uma gets the good positioning bonuses.But 2 good pace chasers will get you more points than 1 good pace chaser and 1 bad late surger.
>>547256584more like chuuni uma, the schizo literally thinks she's the saint from another world
>>547256750This post was by Urara herself
>>547256584I'll have nun of this nunsense
>>547256787YOU CAN'T HAVE HER yet
>>547256815
>>547256631we need more umas spe related
>>547256856What about a pace chaser or front runner and 2 late surgers?Or should I try to avoid gamblers for TT in particular?
>>547252439There is nothing gay about helping your bwo sleep.
>>547255865She randomly got Head-On from somewhere in the end. I don't know how because it didn't spark in either inspiration, but she still didn't get Mile S.>>547256069I'll never call my wife glue, but without Mile S she's not winning anything.
>>547256631we need far less umas spe related
>>547256584>hair cover = nunI don't understand why this is the instant conclusion. this design looks way more like lolita type fashion than anything
the church in the uma universe prohibits gay marriage and promotes male x uma relationships
Which uma would look best in a nun's habit?
>>547257068I hate you fags that actually know how to play the game, or have better cards than me, damn whales (pretend or not).
>>547257042If wouldn't if you hadn't kissed his dick's forehead
>>547257173Rice and Creek
Uma lore be like>imma run fast and die before I'm 7
>>547256585Erica Sho first week of DecemberHe's not going to Hopeful
in the umaverse do you think Donald Trumap is pro or anti musume
>>547256630The existence of Tamamo Cross, Spe and Oguri disproves thisIt's not the students that are rich but the quirky um- human running the school
>>547257189*It wouldn't beYou forgot your ESL condor pasa image.
Post your Virgo CM Aces
>>547257116she herself claims she's a saint anon
>>547257370donald trumpma is an agent of ismarel
>>547257478kys pol cuck
>>547257173Ryan and TicketA burka is preferable because their ugliness is an afront against god
Are we ready for Virgo?
Stop posting Digitan! I need to save my tickets for Dobah
>>547257370Very pro>Look, I like umas. Look at them. Cute girls running around the track. Look at them go. I was pro uma before everyone else. The democrats, they're anti uma. They hate racing. I love racing. I love competition. It's very patriotic.
>>547257545>Ticket>UglyWhy do I hear crying in the distance?
>>547257385>school is run by ningen women>URA is controlled by ningen womenwhy don't umas simply rise up and seize power?
>>547257178This will make you feel better, anon.
>>547257509it was a joke bro
>>547257579
>>547249235pump and goof
>>547257370as long as umas dont get fat they are good
Right then, team Top Cun is assembled.They barely won any rooms but copefully we can avoid the sweats tomorrow. I do have a couple meta units JUST in case it all goes wrong in round 2 but hopefully they won't be necessary
>>547257681Teio this one
>>547257345>He's not going to HopefulDamn, that’s too bad… well at least with this he won’t be too overworked yet but I can’t wait to see his first G1 race eventually. I’ll definitely be watching the Erica Sho in the meantime then, thanks anon!
>>547257712I'm gonna fuck you
>>547257671>run by ningens>only the trainers expose their headsYeah... Ningens...
>>547257681BUHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>547257681It doesn't, not in the slightest, thanks for the attempt tho, Fuji bro.>3spe 1 pow 1 wit 1 palTried something like this last night, resulted in completely fucked stam focused stats somehow. Turns out that changing my stam card with Cafe Pow results in a LOT more stam, not pow as I was hoping.Something about power makes it really hard to get for me for some reason, which makes getting 9* pow parents a real annoyance, even tho I somehow have multiple 9* stam parents at this point because I wasn't looking.
>>547252416The strength required to not make her a mother during the Twinkle Series could move mountains.
>>547257881
>>547258024you can always use a condom
>>547257450Japs love throwing foreign words around without having any idea what they mean and that's just another example
>>547257681>borrowed MLB Rikonot a real buhii on my books
>do an URA parent run for funsies>your trainee got rushed>your trainee had shit positioning>your trainee got anxious>your trainee DIDN'T POP THEIR RECOVERY ON TENNO SHOI for one am glad wit is the meta
>>547257681You rolled on the Biko Bakushin banner?
>>547256584Is schizophrenia inheritable?
It's not fair, she has a gun.
>>547258251Yes
>pre-race animation is dropping on her knees and praying >"lol she's just a schizo bro"
>>547258251It is
>>547258147
>>547258373Does she make yt shorts?
>>547258489it's called umatok
>>547255327
Umas that would love you unconditionally?
Can't wait for this mile CM trash period to end. No more furious feat parasite cards.
>>547258445what otome isekai abuse does to a mf
>>547258232Yes, I'd saved 40k carats and 30 support tickets for it and I bought the discounted packs to double spark it. I started with 0LB Biko and no Bakushin and ended up with what you see. I'd been borrowing Biko forever and found her to be better than any other card I could possibly borrow which is why I pulled on that banner. I was hoping to MLB Biko in 200 pulls but I used up all of my luck on the Kitasan and Super Creek banners.
>>547258609>Umas that would love you unconditionally?me
Sweaty uma pussy
>>547258695*umanko
>>547258625Next one will be spurt, encroaching, and golshit cup
CFs are based.Schizos are stinky.Fuck all of you.
>>547258659no surprise coming from Cafe's offspring
>>547258609 none
>>547256280Always avoid the first hour, maybe 2. That gets you away from some of the NEET grinders. After that its just a matter of being lucky enough to hit casuals coming home from work and not Mr. Smith san coming home from work who dumps half his paycheck into umamusume.SEA hours are always a coin flip you either get sloptuber gigatryhards or casuals who almost missed day 1.
>>547250554Why does Rudolf keep avoiding me
>>547258676Save 400 for a chance at mlb.
>>547257681
it would be CHF
>>547258352Isn't schizophrenia a requisite to be part of a religion?
I like saying Haru Urara with one continuous rolling R. It's like "Ha(ru-ur-ra-r)a"
>>547258609
>>547258251Yeah, a large group of them call themselves even gods chosen people.
>>547258352well there's also the fact that she thinks she's isekai jesus so
Quick heads up for Libra Cup, if your pase chaser is not in this list, don't bother using a pace chaser unless somehow you inherit the skill from them in a magic inspiration that will of course happen to some S rank Oguri Cap user.
oissu
What this checkmark?
>>547258373She shares my enthusiasm for juvenile filies...
>>547259078I WOULD USE TIEO IF I FUCKIJNG HAD HER
>>547259109Limited mission.
>>547259078are you stupid
>>547258834can't let others see her weak side, only you
lol
>>547259078wait a sec, teio good?
>>547258917if your fedora is tight enough, believing in higher beings having control over your life and the world can be considered schizo stuff
>>547259143I just got another onsen for Teio if that makes you happy
>>547259109Race needed for the curren event happening.
>>547259078I get this skill all the time on parent runs. It's not actually that hard to bump into it with an A Pace uma, especially if you put in the work on a new parent.
Will upcoming Matika speed card make Biko speed card obsolete as a stat stick?
>>547258318>>547258358Good
I have the statues to buy her the 3*, but please be honest with meIs she worth training her as mile front runner or is she just a meme?I've heard about the "Daiwa Rocket" but at this point I find it hard to distinguish reality from gaslight
>>547259270oh I'm happy alrightplease fuck her raw and cum inside her umanko and post it here for me to see PLEASE
>>547252462Anon your Shakur ?
>>547259365just go pace?
>>547258021I haven't tried the Rice power card as I didn't have the carats to pull on the Riko banner, but I find that Riko is more than enough for meeting the stam target. Fuji's +20% power inherit seems to work pretty well for me, but I always need to take at least 1 power card to get her power over 1000. I've had better power stats with a 1LB Vodka power card but I really need Straight Descent from Helios.In that run my parent sparks were 7* stam, 5* power, and 3* speed. I prioritise spirit training until after the first summer, but if there's a juicy rainbow with no spirit training then I'll take that. I always prefer to pop the blue bubbles on power, but in that run I popped 2 or 3 on wit just for the energy recovery.Ultimately it's all just luck. The deck obviously is the biggest factor in getting aces like that but sometimes even with that deck I can get absolutely fucked by RNG and end with an atrocious (for that deck) stat line of like 1050/600/850/300/600.
>>547259291We're like 3 months away from race bonus being the only stat that matters for another 4 months so things are gonna get a little fucky on pure comparisons like this.
>>547259372Will do once I cum inside her
>>547259309It's even morel likely to get it if both parents are clinically schizosI can help Cafe with that
>>547256940
>>547259490NO TAKEBACKS YOU BETTER POST IT
>>547252462Japs love to pool as a community and figure out numbers with raw autism and large sample sizes, wish global players had the same dedication.
>>547259291yes, speed fuku is the definition of a whale stat stick
>>547259471Matikas qualities is more than that, -10 energy, -10 fail training.
>>547259568>the one from genshin was nerfed and censoredI'll never forgive the chinese from taking away my Goth Nun gf
>>547253428Childhood friends...
>>547259552
its overi cant make an ace before CM starts
>>547259683>fail protection on a nonpalhuh??? are there other cards like this out yet?
>>547259683You're retarded and misunderstanding why that card is good (and an easy skip). Initial stats in everything is good for MANT (it's only good for MANT) because it lets you steamroll races and snowball easy. It's the Riko of MANT.
>>547258142
so is URA actually better than unity for parent runs?
>>547250543Holy fuark my king...
speed NTR SUCKS I hope no one falls for her
>>547259905she's cute though
2 hours broshow are we feeling
>>547259778
>>547259894The only thing that is better is the URA spark.
>>547258142What? Are you gay?!?
stop posting childhood friend propaganda
>>547259894All I will tell you is try both for yourself because any time I try to outline what I see to be the benefits of each it turns into shitflinging.
>>547259894It's better because it's easier so it's fasterIf you're better off with URA or Aoharu spark is something else but most people prefer Ura on Parents since they're getting a lot of wit naturally
>>547259807>it's only good for MANTSure. Here is screencap from october 2023.
….
>>547260018why is she marking me?
>>547259974>5/5 on round 1>sent to the S-rank paypiggy bracket as the resident jobber>0/5 on round 2>The End.grim
>>547259979
tfw umapilled
>>547260157this is how I feel it's gonna go too
>>547260071based and umapilled?
Debuffer for this CM yay or nay?
>>547260071>as /uma/ peeks into the mirror that is Digitan, all they feel is disgust>but they deny the truth, that what they're seeing is themselves
How did cm5 rooms go? Who met or exceeded expectations? Who jobbed?
>>547260285
>>547260071I'll never forget my first Umapyoi
>>547260305nice nails
Brian will win.
>>547260068why is smaru better than all the other speed cards if front runners suck?
>tired of sweaty training>load up fantasy pasa>5 guts>riko MLB riko borrow>vibe train every round just maxxing out guts>win every race and every unity cupfeels good man
>>547260068Alright, retard. Feel free to roll for Fuku since you're so confident about that list.
>>547260071Oguri Cap as in Peak
>>547260359
>>547260068>super creek above kitasanwhy? and why isn't there more super creek shilling if that's the case?
Sex
>>547259194>>547259194So I need a sprinter career.
>go back to URA>runs shat out more guts sparks instead spd/pwr/stam>less white sparksYeah nahFuck thisUnity lows are really low but the middling runs are better by a mile
>>547260448I like how you throw insults left and right like a minor. Self defeating behavior in any discussion.
Hag Teio is sexy
Got her randomly while pulling for digitan (who ate 200 pulls)What am I in for?
>>547260583>3 speed for TeioYou could reach cap with 2
>>547260557Deck engine for 2 years vs. great longer distance choice for 3+ but gets dropped in some scenarios and useless in shorter.
>>547260667Run her as pace and late for tenno sho, always hard mode
>>547260557El Condor Pasa took her spot as a generalist speed card, she's good as a second option but not the best anymore
>>547260668It's red Teio, she needs that extra oomph
>>547260557creek can work if you have her at basically any LB because shes mostly just there to be a stamina stick and give you maestro. kitasan gets shilled harder because if you dont have her at LB3+ you might as well not have her at all.
>>547260667Boss rush
>>547260667best campaign in the game, can be a little rough for miles because you need first place on some longs.However she's cold towards the start and very clearly gets into the trainer as you go, which is very cute.
>>547260557That's about when Kitasan started getting actually powercrept. Creek is not powercrept at thst point.
>>547260673thanks, but also you don't need to speedily write in cryptic ways, do you?it's hard to understand your reply
>>547259436>I can get absolutely fucked by RNGOh I'm sure, but the hard fact is that people like you will have a far easier time getting A+/S than I'll ever have for the time being. I still struggle with consistently making A's, much less high tier ones lmao. Don't get me started on consistently getting at least one stat to 1k, without focusing on it hardcore like with speed (bakushin) or wit/gut spamming.Generally I just accept things as they are, not that I can change it, so whatever. But seeing images like yours are annoying to say the least.>but if there's a juicy rainbow with no spirit training then I'll take thatMakes me wish I wasn't such a lazy bitch that just wants to play games casually, not constantly having to read some guides or whatever, playing my instinct if you will. So much to learn, but I just can't be fucking bothered to. I obviously pick up random things here and there, but I'm 99% not utilizing any of it properly, or as I should.
>>547260557People always said what Creek's longevity is better than Kitasan. Creek's unique is just too good and powercreep in speed cards is too big.
>>547260483Kita is seducing me and it's working
Do you guys think 4uma exists ?
>>547260770But condor is also ranked below smaru despite having better stats and not being stuck on front runners. This list is weird. I'll just trust what witgod says instead.
>>547260198
i have once again been humiliated...
>>547260786oh right anime teio exists
>>547260381My first Umapyoi was a hag
>>547260836Super Creek is niche but stays strong in her niche longer vs. a great generalist card that gets utterly powercrept by the time of your picture.
>>547260946are you trying to make full armor fuku your CM6 ace?
>>547258445Trainer, why did your daughter with Cafe became a turbo schizo..
>>547261053yup
>>547261070
Isn't it better taking the downhill accel instead of the uphill in here
>>547260273Hmmm no.
>>547260875Where do you think all the leaked sex tapes come from
>>547261070goddamn, imagine that thing wringing out your colon
>>547260915Maru's passive increases training effectiveness by 5 as your facility level rises, meaning at 5 speed you get 25%and for pokke I only remember she's very good for end
>>547260305(You) are Digitan
>>547260875>She joins 4uma after her racing career is over
>>547261070NO DON'T SUCK MY COCK NOOO
>>547260915Maruzensky is as much about having literally every good front white skill in her hint pool as it is about her being decent with training.
>>547261287what would warrant such a reaction?
>>547261070>>547261018u-umapyoi?
>>547261070last thing a trainer sees before getting kidnapped
>>547261070I peed in my pants
>win 7 mile G1 races>No hidden eventDid the wiki lie about Digital?
>>547261393That's what I said. She's good for front runners. El is better overall if you're not specifically using front runners.
>>547261407I ripped ass right next to his nose
She's ass isn't she? She seems to always get caught by pace chasers right now and her ult is useless.
>>547260875It's where Bourbon gows after she retires and NEETs away on her parent's dime shitposting on /m/
>>547261626Something about the track and the balance change is just bad for fronts, sometimes paces push up on you before the final spurt even starts and when they do it's just over for your front.
>>547260557Creek doesn't get outclassed until stamina sounds of ass is released but who's rolling for that ugly bitch
>>547260920Digitan, let's get married.
>>547260915Eru isn’t ranked lower than Smaru, they’re in the same tier. The order from left to right is based on release date
>prof of curv and adept have CD>X corners none???
gn
>>547261906Umasumi.
>>547260843>you will have a far easier time getting A+/S than I'll ever have for the time beingYes, absolutely. My runs before and after having 3LB/MLB Biko were very different.>playing my instinct if you willThat's how I play too, I've just played it a lot by this point. I genuinely enjoy doing career runs, especially with Fuji, and after doing over 800 runs in total I have a good idea of what's going to work. I sometimes do runs with limited decks for fun (pic related were not particularly high-roll runs), and from doing those I've learned that training effectiveness in Unity Cup is extremely good.
>>547261847Oh so Fuku is on the same tier as Tachyon. I was already planning on rolling for Tachyon so I'll just borrow Fuku
>>547261538They're on the same rank tier, left to right means nothing. Maru is a specialist, El is the generalist.
>>547261760I've had my suzuka hit angski and her unique and be ahead by lengths and still get overtaken in the final spurt by random lates. Honestly don't know what to do about it.
>>547260483Erotic
>>547262218always fucking eating
>>547262218fatass
Fucking whore gave me hydrate
>>547261070is this the kind of creature that lurks in the DAHBY dimension?
>>547262218They're both extremely cute.
>>547262332Being that cute takes a lot of energy
I hate where I've wound up in lifeJust a long series of bad decisions instigated by the notion I wasn't going to make it to my 30'sWhich umas if for me?
>>547262210Nothing you can do, lates have bigger RNG swings especially in mile and if they hit them all then you just pray.
>>547262295Start a family!
Alright /uma/, time to ask the hard questions, which uma is:>The Oral queen?>The Paizuri queen?>The mating press slut?>The Buttslut?>The Virgin?>Tracen's bicycle?
>>547262218Spe-chan...
>>547262475silence suzuka
>>547261995>Those fucking decksI remember release threads going "R and SR MLB are far more useful than non-MLB SSR" and things like that... But this here is something else, partly makes my point really. You motherfucker make CLEAN 12~K A tier Uma with an R deck (ignoring borrow), while I can barely make consistent 10-11k A uma with SR/SSR decks.Lots of whining in a way, but I find it honestly impressive and funny to see shit like this, really puts a blow to people screaming about decks and whales.>training effectiveness in Unity Cup is extremely good.Unity is odd to me in general, the decks I see come out of that thing myself and from others are fascinating. We went from 4 spe 2 Stam decks and the like to 1-2 spe 2 wit or whatever, it's a complete change up, arguably making things easier in an odd way. Makes me wonder how the Unity buff plays things out.
I made it.
>>547262218Spe casually abandoned her other child
>>547262475All of them. You're playing their game, so they will all love you unconditionally.
https://litter.catbox.moe/9hn9nh.jpgThe first time must be sooooo sweet
>>547262505Ya mum, you faggot.
>>547262505>buttslutKing, no contest>virginMayano>oralYou already posted her
>>547262070Is Verxina for her trainer?Like romantically?
>>547262505>Oral Queenthe ones that can do this
>>547262690Yes but they’re both retarded
S+ taiki bros?
Is there any hope whatsoever?
imagine if they implement the support point change in global earlier too
>>547262405no u
>>547262654it lacks hand-holding and kissing
>>547262654SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>547262754you're fine. wit a little low but you got midgame and accels. When you hit you'll hit
I think I'm fundamentally misunderstanding something about Aoharu. My honses aren't that different from my URA runs, just with a bit more wit.Not a single guide explains the decision making, just what cards to take.
>>547262505>oral queenFukukitaro. The crazier the girl the better head she gives>paizuri queenDoto. No explanation required.>mating press slutDaiwa Scarlet the #1>buttslutKing Analo>virginTokai Teio>tracen't bicycleCurren
>>547262796People here would still find a way to say it is worse for F2P players.
>>547262406Wait. I forgot to run Creek anyway so doesn't matter
>>547262796Man I wish, but they are too jewish for that
>>547262505>The Buttslut?Ass Wonder
URA better to farm parents, more hints and more chance of your support cards finishing their chain
>>547262406>another agemasen CMGod bless Rice's power card, even if your uma has no recoveries she gives you the 2 you need for next CM. I'd hate to add Spe's BS on top of all the Unity RNG you have to witcheck yourself.
I'm sorry, young ones...
>>547262654After 3 years of a career she is 18 and you are 23Time for sex
>>547263107>URA>more hints
>Onii-chan
>>547263107>More hints in URAuhhhhhhhhhhh
>>547262550>make CLEAN 12~K A tier Uma with an R deckI did cheat a little by purposefully only training umas with +20% speed growth, but yeah if you're careful with your training choices you can squeeze a lot of stats out of sub-par cards. All 4 of those R cards have 10 TE, and so even despite their 0 starting friendship they do a lot of work.
>>547263084Whats with that look?
>>547262905>junior yearclick the chevrons and friendship maxx>classic year and beyondpop the fireballs on desired stat (stam/power) and date riko>lvl 4/5 speed training facilitychase rainbows when they collect on speed and rest
>>547263314I do this but it doesn't work.
/uma/ there's been something on my mind
>>547262849yes
>>547262438>>547262218The GLUTTON of TracenOnly second to the FATASS of Tracen (Oguri Cap)
>>547263394Do this.
>>547263394are you clicking the top option when you go to unity races
>>547262728Ah, the "50 chapters before the romance meter filles by 1 cm" kind?
>>547263381
>>547263551yes, and winning everytime
>>547263305That's the "Trainer-san, you're staring too much..." but happy inside look
>>547262505>The Oral queen?Air Groove, loved licking people irl. Maybe Satono because of the tongue meme. >The Paizuri queen?Meisho Doto, Biggest breast size>The mating press slut?Super Creek, most optimal position for impregnation.>The Buttslut?King Halo, shes got a nice ass. >The Virgin?Haru Urara.>Tracen's bicycle?Kitasan Black, shes trying to make everyone happy.
>>547263394are you taking too many risky trainings?
How is my golshit for libra? Thinking unironically slot in air shakur for spurt instead of running another Stam card
>>547263560Is curren the biggest whore in the game?
>>547263259>>547263204hints from you actual support cards
>>547263601
>>547262745I have a whole bunch of Taiki's ranging from A+ to S+, RNG is a bigger factor than stats. Such is mile races.The S+ will have their revenge at the 3000m.
>>547262505>oralqueenSatono Diamond>paizuri queenDaiwa (yes marvelous is bigger but imagine her looking all flushed and embarrassed)>bonus: naizuri queenTaishin>Mating press queenbiwa hayahide, turn her brain off.>buttslutHalo. Plus it lets her stay 'pure' as befits an ojousama>Virginmayano or haru>tracen's bikeCurren, little cocon
>>547263741999 blowjobs 999 rimjobs 999 creampies
>>547263741Yes! She tries to pretend that she's cute but she's really a devil.
>>547263949all with me
>>547263806
>digitan was a monster irl >turned into a joke in umawhy didn't the owners complain and ask cyjews to change her depiction?
all mares are queens
>>547263991and me
>>547263949meet potential uma
>>547264013She's also a monster ingame
>>547263991get in line buddy
>>547264041if you're Curren, yesif not, then yes but in another dimension where you are me
>>547264013I actually enjoy having an otaku wife
>>547264006
>>547264013they approved it
>>547263949rookie numbers
>>547264013she's the epitome of pic related
>>547264313Teio would say this
>>547263449what is it
>>547264246
>17 years old
>put umastan on end>nyooms to 5th place>miss her pump and die
>>547264434>honeyadeI don't like that's how hachimi was translated
>>547263449kfc
>>547263272>I did cheat a littleIf anything I'd argue that's playing it smart, to the strengths of the low tier deck if you will.>All 4 of those R cards have 10 TEThose are things I never look into simple because I'm not aware of it, so usually I just go by specialty focus and go from there, hoping for the best. Wish there was an easier way to look through your entire deck, compare everything to find the best cards for whatever use case you need. Maybe I'm missing something, but going through a ton of cards is just so damn annoying, even if I ignore all R cards (like a retard). Or I'm just a lazy bastard, whatever. And yes, I know of the gametora 5 card comparison thing, it's better than nothing but eh.
>>547264434
>>547262550>Unity is odd to me in general, the decks I see come out of that thing myself and from others are fascinating. We went from 4 spe 2 Stam decks and the like to 1-2 spe 2 wit or whatever, it's a complete change up, arguably making things easier in an odd way. Makes me wonder how the Unity buff plays things out.It's not that hard to understand, anon.In URA you wanted to max out Specialty Priority + Friendship Bonus because you upgraded your facilities by using them. You needed a minimum of 20 uses to get them to lv4 so your return for clicking any lv1-lv2 facility was pretty much lost when you could instead just click on your lv5 speed button and get three-five time more stats for that same turn. You focused on the stats you needed and (mostly) ignored everything else.In Unity your facilities upgrade based on your team stat ranks, so you instead focus on explosions most of the early game to get them as high level as possible before the senior year. You should've your facilities at lv4 around early senior year so you don't get penalized for using facilities you haven't clicked before, literally the opposite, since now you can also benefit from those 10-20% bonuses on guts/wit you could never get take advantage of before. Instead of just focusing on your main stats you want to add as much Training Effectiveness as possible to get extra stats from other trainings + spirits explosions while following bond gauges.
>>547252462Easily solvable with sampling.>recruit a bunch of people>record stats>record agemasu/agemasen roll result>run tests on dataset to check if there's any statistically significant relationship between stats and % chance of agemasuBut as >>547259608 and>>547252927 said, Global players are more egotistic than JP ones and won't band together to run the numbers.
>>547264383>>547264584My hair
>>547264456she's really looking to get impregnated
Massive
>>547264753
>>547264640
>>547264753Very funny, Rudolf.
>spurt not guaranteedwhat a dogshit card... I can click give up on non-borrows until she gives the skill I guess...
>>547264852
>>547264679I kinda get that much, it's more the whole card and training situation, secondary the fucking bubble explosion bullshit.The way decks changed just fascinates me in away, it seems so drastic, like a big gameplay overhaul.
>>547264961I've been getting spurt from bubbles everytime I run hishi for some reason so atleast you have a chance with that
>>547265035
>>547265149>I've been getting spurt from bubbles everytime I run hishi for some reason>for some reasonAnon...
>>547264961hey
>>547265246fat asses
>>547262505We all know who the paizuri queen is
>>547262905I still think moo moo's the easiesthttps://youtu.be/i1hLXeO1BWY?t=415 713m also put out a good onehttps://youtu.be/5_FUksdhyQ8
>>547264589>even if I ignore all R cardsUnless you somehow have no SRs then that's for the best. R cards really are quite shit, unless you're using them to get a particular skill (like Rudolf's R card having a ton of debuff skill hints, but she has 0 hint frequency so even she is horrible to use for that).>I know of the gametora 5 card comparison thingThat's all I use as well. Trying to find things out from the in-game UI is horrible.
>>547265149Bro... there is always a random chance of getting one of the card's hints by doing unity training with them. You don't need a blue fireball for it to happen.
Do NOT turn around, Digitan…
>>547265247
left or right?
>>547263084>>547263637Ass Wonder grinding her big butt on my dick until I glaze her back and ass cheeks with my semen
>*rapes your otaku*
are you prepared for the CHILDHOOD FRIEND supremacy?
>>547265534
>>547252462>>547264961It's 50/50, why you haffa be so mad
>>547265510>chestnut horse
>>547265445
>>547265424Digitan would die from happiness if she saw a concert with urara as the lead singer
>>547265534>Wet Conditions O
>>547265534>doto's dotos around the size of digitan's head
landscape mode when
>agemasen'd AGAINyep you're getting the fist tonight
>>547265491They both make me cringe, pick the left.
How would he have fared as a trainer?
>>547265389>Trying to find things out from the in-game UI is horrible.Tell me about it... Obviously used the comparison thing before, just not very often as I generally have zero idea what to look for. How does the Training Efficiency thing even work, only when the training has the card on it I presume?>>547265760Peak Uma, plus Gentle Wife Gentle Life
I do this IRL unironically
>>547265676I’m imagining the cosplay sex with her would be wild
>>547265330Even with her paizuri shirt, I don't think Fuji can take that title from Flash.
Wife Groove to cheer me up because I'm about to get raped in Virgo
>>547261626She's bricked because you took doodging danger without prudent positioningIf you look at the races she flies to the outer lane and then has to go backAlso >433 wit front
>>547265534Oh cool the uma slopper is back. I wonder what I've missed since I don't watch the slop thread and haven't seen anything for a while...
>>547261906Oguri cute
>>547265760i love low res falco
>>547265820Who's that, Mr. Hands?
>>547265534holy moly
simping is cringe
>3 Ends>4 Lates>2 PacesThis CM is a fucking shitshow.
i run like this IRL unironically
>>547266138it's so unoptimal it's crazy
>>547266138are you a woman
>>547266138I thought my form was bad because I don’t take advantage of stride length, but somehow you’re worse
30 MINUTES LEFT1 POOPY LEFT
>>547266191Haru Urara runs like that too. That would explain why is she such a terrible uma.
>>547266191unless you're optimising for looking cute
>>547265534Doto wouldn't do this.
>my gemini winner Spe can still win on libra roomsGuess got my ace
>>547265534this is peak performance
are you guys really doing your cm races on peak whale hours
>>547266439>teiofag is a BITCHwow surprising
Umas fucking SUCK
>>547266439Are you really posting rape bait during peak testosterone hours
>>547266561And sometimes swallow
>>547266439First day is easiest and it's a fine time to get data on strategies and test aces
These two are the best I could make with 10 borrows, absolute dogshit RNG in all my runs I couldn't complete the secret event a single time
>>547266439I'm a leviathan myself
>>547266439I'll try 1 round, if I shit the bed I'll do them later
>>547266561They leave marks too
>double S>no fucking rainbowsget aids
>>547266439comfy cm hours are 10-12 hours awayI pity those who can't be part of them
Don't FOMO wait it outDon't FOMO wait it outDon't FOMO wait it outFuck it I'm no coward I'll do the first 5
Digitan 100% has TERABYTES of uma porn in her pc
>>5472664391st round is FFA. You can meet all the jobbers in here and get easy wins. Round 2 is when the real deal starts
>>547251184Which card?
Bros help me pick my pervert’s skills>On Your Left>Superstan>Red + PumpThis only leaves>Its On>No Stopping Me>Position Plifer>Mile Straight>Corner Adept>Playtime’s overWhich to prior
Really liked Digitan's career. Not overly silly as some claimed it to be, and her struggles are way more down to earth than some of the other genius racers. The umas that appear on her events are all cool. And there is mention of her IRL achievements more than once, but of course the anon that didn't stop bitching about her being a lame stereotype has been silent ever since
>>547266873UAVs probably often advertise how many G1s the featured uma has won.
>>547266439People talk a lot about what hours are good or bad but I haven't noticed any real difference no matter when I do my CM runs.
>>547266952No Stopping Me will give you free wins
>>547266952corner adept mile straight playtime's overonly get NSM if you want to gamble
>>547266957...and can you blame her for lusting after nerdy shortstacks who are also secretly OP? checkmate atheists
>>547264013Many anons have brought this up and I initially thought the same. I did her career last night and read it all and a good bit of her story is about not realizing how good of a runner she is while carelessly running and winning many G1 and other prestigious races despite not having a clear long term goal for a majority of her career; it is a big deal in this game since many umas (in careers) face a complex of not knowing why they are racing, causing them to race poorly and lose motivation, but she was winning basically by just having fun (being around umamusume). It takes a lot of her uma friends and torena to get her to realize she is a monster after wins on turf, dirt, varying distances tracks, and under dogshit weather conditions. The story ends with her winning international races after she won a shit ton in Japan. In the end they still showcase how strong the real horse is, but they decided not to go for the super strong appearance route like they did with Orfevre, Donna, etc. Digitan love
Daiwa is fat
>>547266952nsm is the best skill there
>>547251184SR Tosho is the best SR card in the game the only guts card you need is Urara.
>>547266957>>547267140Rob roy should milk me dry
>>547267140Need to see these 2 compare chests desu
CM5 SCRIMMAGE IS OPEN16470866COME WARMUP BEFORE THE TRYOUTS
>>547266983Do you think tazuna hides that she’s an Uma not because she wants to avoid being seen as a legend from her time but rather because she did some freaky UAV’s and now hides herself solely to avoid getting recognize by every generation of male, female, and uma musume?
>>547265491They both make me cringe, pick the right.
>>547267226Why do these rooms always show up right after I close the game
>>547266642deck? my digitan is rolling out with uncapped speed and no S this is literally the best i can do before cm begins>>547253392
>>547264013yeah yeah mAYBE YOU SHOULD PLAY THE FUCKING CAREER M8
>>547266439literally makes no difference in my experience
>>547266983>>547267304>UAVI don't think you are using that acronym properly.
how's this ass wonder>no SYEAH I KNOW
>>547266051Yes
>>547266439if you're already jobbing in round 1 you're ngmi
>>547267481good enough to gamble wins
>>547266957>>547267140Rob Roy should milk ME dry.
>>547267481looks fine
CM5 85252546
>>547267481no S
>>547265862>How does the Training Efficiency thing even work, only when the training has the card on it I presume?Yes. I just had a look for the formula but I can't find it. From what I remember, Friendship Bonus has the most effect on rainbow training, then Mood Effect. Training Effectiveness is, I think, as good as Mood Effect, but what makes it really good is that it's applied to any training that the uma is on. I actually don't know if the support uma needs orange friendship for training effectiveness to work...Regardless, Training Effectiveness is very good in Unity because you're going to be chasing spirit bubbles a lot, and so having your support cards with TE means that they're good to click on (when they have spirit bubbles) even when they're not on their training type.
>>547267457Uma Adult VideoLike JAV but with umas
>>547267481no turf s
>>547267457ENEMY UAV OVERHEAD
>>547267704>adultAll umas are 17 or younger.
is uma musume userbase as bad as this one?
>>547267457UAV INBOUND!
>>547265930She enslaved me with her paizuri.
Holy shit it's Champions Meeting already.Anyone got a guide how to build, I was pretty busy recently, but I should be able to make some cope umas
>>547267698uhhh ears??
>>547267832I don't think there's been a single Uma Musume thread that hasn't devolved into rape fantasies but I think that's more a symptom of 4chan than the Uma fanbase at large
>>547267830Sure they are, Maruzensky.
Do front runners need "It's on" and "No Stopping me?"
>>547267830Lies. Maruzensky, Ramonu, and others prove otherwise. You seriously don't think those old women are 18, right? RIGHT??
>>547267024>>547267053>>547267183I’ll get NSM, Playtimes Over, Mile Straights, which leaves enough for>Ramp Up>Corner Adept (does this even work) I don’t have Mile CornersWhich one? Super Stan is basically Its On so I don’t thinkand 1 Right Handed green
>>547266138I want to rape you.
>>547267351You can still hit cap if you have MLB Sweepy and MLB Kitasan, it's really hard otherwise with just 2 speed cards on a 8% speed growth
>>547267832I am masturbating RIGHT NOW
>>547267936>neednoyou can use them to gamble against nig suzus tho
CM5 21499744
>>547267830So you’re saying Fuji’s actress mom, a confirmed uma musume, is 17 years old when Fuji, simultaneously, is also 17?
>>547266698W-where is she gonna leave marks?
>>54726809417 (season 20)
>>547267832*rapes you*
am i fucked if dodging danger activates but not prudent positioning?
63203738will dox you if i feel like it :3
CM5 18226754
>>547267885CM3 mile umas in the Unity Cup scenario.2 speed 3 wit riko card, train chevrons on the wit spot if you can. Burst blue bubbles on speed or power. 1200/500+/1200/X/1200 is the peak stat to attain.More chevrons and bubbles exploded -> higher facility level. Get level 4 before fan check on senior year. For the unity cup got Middle Top Top Top, unless the last top is The Apex or Turf Queens, avoid fighting these 2 teams.
>>547267830Sure thing man. Sure thing.
>>547267992There are people out there who sexualize Oguri Cap?
>>547266330>Haru Urara>Terrible umaDelete this
>>547267830not after the URA finals
>>547265862the card stats only apply on the training they're ontraining effectiveness is a percent boost to the stats, mood is a percent boost to the mood bonus, friendship is a boost to the rainbowstraining is the best because it works regardless of state, mood requires good or great mood, and friendship requires rainbowsspecialty gives you more rainbows, and then there's the stat bonus like "power bonus 1" which I have no idea how it works exactly
>>547267936>It's OnStrong consideration>NSMGamble to save a race you're going to lose
I bet Digitan has terabytes of FP which she only shares with her trainer
>>547268310also mood bonus works against you if you're in bad and awful mood right
>>547267984Pick corner adept, ramp up could fuck your pump activation.
>>547267832A woman wrote this.
>>547267989i'm... using 3 speed cards
>>547268310>and then there's the stat bonus like "power bonus 1" which I have no idea how it works exactlyit's a flat +1 stat to the training the card is in
>>547268264She is a terrible runner. I agree that she's a good character that belongs in her own place in the franchise, but that place is definitely not the racetrack.
>>547267832trannies are a problem everywhere
Maverick is probably pretty good on end closers this one huh. I haven't seen many goldships
>>547268404Oguri's SSR unironically boosts my power by a lot. Her power bonus is 2 although just a decent card overall
>>547268208that was a crazy photo finish
>>547268207>won by a neck Vodka my beloved
>>547268537no...
I just followed an 8* URA 8* Power 4* Medium 2* Turf Maruzensky.Gonna hit all the URA sparks on my Christmas Oguri
>>547268537I was not charmed by neicha during her career but this webm always gets me
>>5472683983 speed is more consistent. I go with 2 because I'm gambling on high roll aces, you don't really need to if you are willing to sacrifice wit, which you can with late gamblers
>>547268725can you make assholes more normal next time? I don't remember stretching Digitan ass that much
>>547268379Thanks. Now I don’t know if I should get 1 Right Handed (Speed is maxed) or Position Pilfer
>>547268537PLAIN, BORING, ORDINARY LIFE TOGETHER WITH NEICHA
>>547267832that guy is a troon. nothing gay about pinging the entire server you are gonna jack a fat one off to daiwa scarlet's absurd tits.
>two minutes Almost there….
>>547268725
Why are jannies sleeping? There was a cunny thread up on /v/ for hours today too. There's some tranny protest in muttland or something?
>>547267832
Huh, taking the top doesn't seem to be that bad anymore.
>>547267170yeah, it is kino. glad i rolled for her
>>547268725Western porn makes me feel nothing. There is nothing erotic about it, the focus is on the rawness of the sex depiction.>>547268881Right handed if your speed is maxed.
uhhh is steam down
>>547268939They're on strike until their monthly pay is doubled
>>547268939is it still up?
>Mile CM>Cancer flashbacksthis is going to be fucking hell... pure luck bullshit again
>>547268725Cute donut
anons go jack off before the cm, jesus
>>547268262There are people that subscribe to onlyfans girls using down syndrome face filters
>>547268537Neicha is the perfect gf...
THIS IS A MISUNDERSTANDING
ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS TIME
GO GO GO
>>547269013probably hit bump limit and died already.
CHECK INBOXCYGENEROUS
IT'S OPENQUEUE NOWGOGOGOGO
>>547268974pretty good
>>547268207finally... a lobby with no mile S...
>>547268234Thanks anon, good luck in your races!
>3000 caratsWHAT THE FUCK
>>547269157I'm still making my aces though...
CYGENEROUS
>>547269101Feels better after you win.
oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
>>547269153>isrealPerfect, I just depleted my stockpile for Digital
>>547269101i'm not allowed to cum until i make it into group A
HHOLY CYGENEROUS
>>547269005The double of zero is still zero...
GOING IN
>>547268849My bad, I was the one who stretched her that much.
>>547268372I actually have no idea, I hope they use the absolute value and instead make the bad moods less punishing, else it's a bad thing>>547268310I forgot failure protection and cost reduction, both pal things that are the reason pals are goodfailure protection lowers the failure rate on the training, cost reduction lowers the energy losspals are good because with them you need less rest and can go as low as 1/3rd of your energy before the failure spikes
>3k caratsOk cool. Where are the tga carrots though?
mejiro ryan thread, go NOW>>547269393>>547269393>>547269393>>547269393>>547269393
>triple S piggy on my first lobbygreat
>>547268537this exact video is a reallife example of her debuffing skills
>>547269101I need to see Gold City before I can cum
