#211: Wish Upon a Star EditionPrevious Thread: >>547287025General for all things Kirby including the games, novels, artwork, and anime series.>NewsKirby and the Forgotten Land - Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Star-Crossed World out now: https://youtu.be/2h3bJ8tGrj4Kirby Air Riders out now: https://youtu.be/Fs6fYLRfFMgThe Sound of Kirby Cafe 3 releases December 12: https://www.hallab.co.jp/products/kirbycafecd/>LinksOfficial Kirby Website: https://www.kirby.jp/Official Kirby Twitter: https://twitter.com/Kirby_JPOfficial Kirby Air Riders Twitter: https://twitter.com/KirbyAirRidersKirby Novel Translations Masterpost: https://www.tumblr.com/nyaagolor/653089595149434880/kirby-novel-translations-masterpostKirby Anime Translation Masterpost: https://operationhoshinokaabii.tumblr.com/watchKirby Wiki: https://wikirby.com/wiki/Kirby_Wiki>Kirby Starter Guidehttps://files.catbox.moe/pp1nhh.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/hngeck.jpg>/kdg/ Writefag Masterposthttps://pastebin.com/Mv0FdBx6>/kdg/ Pixel Worldhttps://ourworldofpixels.com/kdg>Elfilisanon's Cave Story mod demohttps://files.catbox.moe/w5yxl5.zip>Anime Box Set Booklet and Storyboardhttps://pastebin.com/V053742E>Japanese Fangame Collectionhttps://files.catbox.moe/62u3lm.zip
What if Kirby looked toward the camera and said pingus
Is this game worth buying if I don't have a Nintendo Switch Online subscription?
ribbon is a cute
>>547570608Holy tourist
>everyone loves AR>newbies are getting intrigued by the series and looking into more games>so much good art on twitterWe won
she's perfect
>>547573541>everyone?
>>547573535Why does it always have to be the three of them as a group? Why not just Zan? She's the only one people seem to care about, anyway.If Rick can finally get unshackled from the rest of the Animal Friends, I don't see why Zan can't.
>Nova! I wish for more characters in future dlc updates!>Ok you get Calamo from hyrule warriors fully voiced by prozd with no option to turn the voice off>you get a chibi version of the MC from fire emblem engage>joker from persona 5>Dragon quest slime as a gooey alternate costume>and shovel knight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C42PjgI3XM0
>>547574038>prozdYou joke, but we got fucking Debra Wilson in this game so anything's possible
>>547574038Also gotta destroy Popstar.
>>547570204Where? I wanna see.
Nova! I wish to destroy Nova!
>>547574173You say that like she hasnt been in shitloads of stuff for the last 15 years.
>>547574626>nova destroys itself by crashing into the planet
Nova! I wish for the Switch 2 to lose its undeserved popularity and success! I wish for Nintendo to finally enter another Wii U era! AHAHAHAHA
>>547574626Alright but the debris will fall on Popstar.
>>547575354Just destroy it before it crashes, GG
>>547575434>becomes like the n64 where it had a bad life span but the games created on it created the largest following and fandom ever
>>547576236You're implying the Switch 2 would actually be considered good.N64 mogs it
>>547576236>>547576305Based Shimomurachads.
I still can never get over how Nova is supposed to be like this boundless font of evil with only one sole purpose to destroy popstar by any means necessary but it has the face of a laid back and chill cat. Like the most non-threatening kind of face you can ever think of.
>>547576305i know we're less than a year into the switch 2's lifespan but f-zero x will still be superior to any other racing game that comes out for it
>>547576439F Zero GX clears it
>>547577112>Switch 2 is so bad that the console that mogs it is mogged by its own successor
>>547577112haven't played gx so i'm saying x instead
GC > SNES > N64 > Wii U > Wii > NES > Switch > Switch 2
>GC above the SNESget thee beyind me, zoomer
Switch 2 = Switch = GC = Wii U = Wii > (no xenoblade games so who cares)
>>547577730The peak female formTiff could never
>>547578446
Why is he so cool?
>"I wish to remove India from earth!"
LOL, has no one noticed that Sakurai seems to have been ITCHING to revert the Bomb hat since at least Smash Wii U?It's not like he's entirely opposed to redesigns that aren't his, since Poppy Bros. Jr in Air Riders Road Trip has the Star Allies redesign with the white buttons and cuffs.I'm half-expecting Bomb to keep the Poppy hat next game and for Sword to be the one to change, since the phased-out Zelda reference dates it.
Was he right?
>>547585834Yes
>>547571569Everything after the default game modes of Kirby Super Star are noncanon since you have to unlock them and they are therefore "extra."And since as we all know remakes are the most canonnest of canon, this is explicitly Spring Breeze thanks to Kirby Super Star Ultra.Coincidentally this aligns with my headcanon that it was all a dream, no I am not biased.
>>547585834>the two worst Adeleine knockoffs got in before she didDo the math yourself.
The machine listings infuriates meThe miku machine that is the most expensive is so cute and i want it, but its 200k pointsWhy does it keep getting more expenwive per sale?Do the owners even get a share of the sales? I was told they dont, theybwould be insane to me if they don't Im about to make ger myself
>>547585834They are saving her to be a rider
>>547590723At least put the original painter in this game. It's weird that he deprived us of both and gave us... Elline? Honestly I would not be surprised if he and Shimmy were more rivals than friends.
>>547591303No DLC
>>547591838No dlc, but updates.Think of star allies having no dlc but tons of content updates
The top ride menu theme sounds like it could have been in a crash bandicoot game
>>547591718A part of me thinks he's not in because his role was meant to be an NES limited version of Lololo and Lalala. Though I also wonder if Paint Roller was a partial Shimomura creation meant to prototype Ado's existence.
>we're at least 2 years away from the next gameI hope there's another cool spin off or a 3DS remaster double pack to hold us over until Forgotten Land 2. Praying for a Kirby RPG.
>>547593051I want robobot since i never got to play it, but im sure tripple deluxe will get a remaster first
>Alternate Color Content updateplease nova please
I can't get over the fact that this game doesn't have trophies. That's bad enough, but the fact they have gummies instead is the ultimate insult. Seriously, what the fuck is the point of em?
I'm getting the same 3 events every city trial without fail. None useful
>>547593357Update introduces a game-breaking bug that corrupts your save data and bricks your Switch 2
>>547584805>"NOO DADDY SAKURAI, PLEASE DON'T, LOOK, POOPY BRA IS WEARING MY HAT! WHAT'LL HE WEAR IN THE NEXT HELPER FRIEND GAME? WE'D HAVE TO UPDATE ALL THE MERCHANDISING!"How I imagine Kumazaki fought Sakurai over this.
>>547592291One of the Top Ride themes sounds like CTR music.
>>547593665So much devtime was wasted on absolutely USELESS features.
A lot of the evolved hats in FL mog the OGs tbqhAlthough I wish NiDL Freeze and Burning became Ice and Fire's standard hats.
>>547593665I really thought gummies would be for amiibo training but i guess not.
>>547593665Trophies either would've put his bias on blast or force him to confront the fact that 95% of the series is not part of his vision.
Hot take: the hats are lame marketing trash for foids to latch onto and make it seem like Kirby's powers come from magical equipment. We should've gotten more stuff like Burning's hands, color changes, and ones like Metal that force Kirby to change properties. Makes him feel like an adaptive shapeshifter rather than some magical anime girl.
Should Susie x Taranza become official?
>>547596638NO? Susie belongs with Magolor, those two kikels can be scumbags together.
Taranza is too big-brained for me to use in this game. For the most part, the machines are different ways to play and the riders are stat changes + minor little bonuses, but his webslinging gimmick adds a whole extra layer that I can't wrap my brain around in conjunction with each machine's unique playstyle.
>>547596142It's just a Sakurai fanfic after all, you can't expect it to get Kirby right.
>>547597009Just tap a for better speed, acceleration and turning when near a wall, it looks more complicated than it is.You can even do it for better turning away from a wall.
https://x.com/Shoyoumomo_/status/1992482842853708068
>>547596142Kirby is an anime girl anon, this isn't new
>>547595383Freeze is the original ability cap (tho Star Rod's witch hat would've been cool). Seems it was always an Ice Climber reference since that penguin in the KA icon resembles the JP Topi rather than a Pengy (tho it resembles the KDL2 Pengy). I like the sliding aesthetic of Ice which you don't get from Freeze for not looking as "frozen.">BurningLike the unique hat, but the flaming arms are too aggressive-looking.>>547596142In Super Star, they had a gameplay purpose since Kirby can take them off as part of the Helper system. They were a one-off, only brought back around the time the anime aired for merchandise reasons. The color changes faded shortly afterwards because, as anyone who played multiplayer NiDL can tell you, they conflict with the multiplayer Kirby colors.
>>547574038>shovel knightwould unironically be based
>>547597804it would piss off like 95% of the player base that he would get in instead of the sword enemies
>>547597010>you can't expect the guy that made Kirby to get Kirby rightdo you hear yourself
>>547598429well he is senile and left kirby for like 20 years
Gonna be honest, I dread the day Sakurai croaks, and all discussion on Kirby and Smash Bros turns into Modern SpongeBob discourse post-Hillenburg on steroids, with people arguing that everything Nintendo and HAL does with each series is "disrespectful to Sakurai" or some nonsense. Smash Bros especially, we're gonna get so many video essays on how soulless the games have become and people constantly putting words into a dead man's mouth to justify their distaste for whatever direction the studios take future games. It's going be dreadful.
>>547596638I need susia bondage with taranza webs STAT
>>547597190>reddit and spic combo yeah this character bandwagon has reach peak faggotry
>>547599197It already is like that with the aimless director war retardation.
Is there a reason the anything becomes remotely popular, you call it reddit?Homie im playing my favorite character, stay mad
Shimomura is rickrolling in his grave.
>>547600197All he had to do was add Adeleine and/or Keke and/or Fairy Queen and none of this would have happened.
>>547600532i'll bet you absolutely nothing that when people start cracking open the game's files there's gonna be dummied-out stuff for ribbon relating to the road trip crystal assist
>>547584805Funnily enough, despite the similar hat seen in the Kirby GC trailer, forensic evidence suggests Bomb may have been one of the LAST hats updated in Kirby's Return to Dream Land. That means they had all these updated hat designs (Hammer, Bomb...) for Kirby GC, then at some point the hat designs were reverted; then during Wii development, the palette swaps were back on the chopping block, they looked to earlier assets and found inspiration for Bomb.This is why I don't think Sakurai was involved in Kirby GC, since it seems he always championed the hat's connection to Poppy Bros. It was likely members of Kirby 64 's dev team, left adrift after Shimomura left too (hence why Hammer seems to really be a repurposed dynamite).
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>you can see nova in the distance in city trialoh shit
Is Noir Dedede supposed to resemble the Dark Matter Swordsman or is that purely a coincidence?
>>547604294>Dark Matter Swordsman"Who?" -Sakurai, probably.
>>547603602fake and gay
>>547599197They already do this and neither he nor Smash are even dead yet. Then again this comes from his words that he doesn't see Smash succeeding without him. You'd think the "Daddy Sakurai" mindset would've died down after SSBU but just this week I saw a video thumbnail with one of the same halo on head pics people have been posting for ages
>>547606939Let me guess, frogmire?
Gosh I sure love the chariot
>>547584805Sword is never getting a major redesign because that would also mean updating the now-iconic Ultra Sword, but if HAL really wanted to make it not a total graphic swap of OG Bomb, the easy fix would be to just remove Sword's silly puffball at the end that's clearly a meaningless carryover from Bomb. I don't see why not. There are still plenty of modern hats that look extremely similar to each other while not being identical (Yo-Yo/ESP, Spark/Plasma..).
>People are unironically questioning the sacred sanctity of the OG Bomb HatAlright, now we're crossing a line that I won't stand for. The Poppy Bros Cap must stay, forevermore.
Games really good gonna delete my save file and start again
>By the way, we're not planning any DLC. This is it.>game launches with several advertised features missing (couch multiplayer in paddocks, amiibo support)What did Sakurai mean by this?
I think I kind of see why Sakurai was reluctant to include her in future games. Seeing just how prominent she is here in DL3 it almost feels like it was just someone putting their OC in the game and pushing kirby to the side to have the OC front and center. Probaly rubbed Sakurai the wrong way. Like look at how she is framed here. If you didn't know anything about Kirby you would think she is the main character here but it's Kirby and he's off to the side like a common side character. If I was Sakurai and someone did that to me I would not want their OC in any of my future games I make.
>>547609516I think it's so it does not get confused with the sleep ability since they both look like a night cap. I think Sakurai is just autistic and looks at the readability of the game assets are. Even though everyone in the world has never thought of that even once Sakurai is just anal enough to want to try and "fix" it to eliminate any and all possibilities of that potentially getting mistaken.
>>547610257unrelated to what you’re saying but the dl3 credits art still looks so beautiful
>just unlocked the 02 stickerTime to put it on my license and never ever take it off.
What is the lore reason Zero Two* got a redesign? I thought it was supposed to be a simulation, but the game treats it like its actually him.* Also, I'm GLAD they finally decided to translate it more directly instead of keeping the confusing 02 stylization, clearly the original translator wasn't aware there was a previous Zero.
>>547610848something something still too weak to assume a stabilised form so the shrapnel is floating in the vague shape of its body something something
>>547610848The stylization wasn't a translation thing. It was in the Japanese version, too. Check the enemy cards.
>>547610848My guess is that maybe it's a followup on Zero Two being made from Zero's carcass, and seeing him like this is him trying to do something similar with the Zero Two carcass itself, but not something different enough to be Zero Three? Shit's wack yo
>>547610848there isn’t any explanation for it in game he’s just like that
>>547610848It's a simulaclone ala the Dark Matter Blade clone that Star Dream made. The Clockwork Stars are unable to replicate Dark Matter exactly but still use them to defend themselves simply because of how powerful they are, even when imperfect.
>>547610257Unfortunate if true, Adeleine was already much less emphasized during 64's cutscenes, probably as a means to correct her high status in 3. It would mean the devs were trying to appease Sakurai's wishes with her redesign, and still completely failed!
>>547610647I need to give it a full proper playthrough to pay my respects some day
>>>/wsg/6035696
I havent bought Air Riders yet but is Kracko in it as a sticker or something or did he get snubbed? I havent seen anything about him.
>>547611537I was about to get upset at this thinking they made those changes to appeal to stupid americans but even that version feels genuine and cute in it's own way.
>>547610479Funny enough the Sleep hat was originally basically just the Sword hat but with polka dots. It was Air Ride that changed it from green to purple (adopted in RtDL onward), presumably because purple in Japan brings "poison" to mind and it's a power-down.
>>547591718>>547590723>Drawcia didnt get in eitherI think Sakurai hates artists
>>547611738He's a boss fight anon, you get like 3 stickers of him too
>>547611738He is a field event, and was in the first Direct
>>547611738He's in an a miniboss event like Dyna Blade but not as a "big" boss like Zero Two.
>>547612085>>547612120>>547612190Oh neat! I didnt watch the direct so I had no clue, thanks for telling me. Good for him.
>>547611806anon it's the bad ending and true ending they're in all versions of the game
>>547611806>>547612316* it's actually the true ending and boss butch credits but still
has anyone seen a shadow kirby sticker yet or am i gonna have to make a machine design about him
>>547610848It's a digital recreation of him. You fight it in this cyberspace area in Road Trip. No idea why it wasn't given a different name. The sticker also depicts the real one for some reason.
>>547596142Absolutely agreed.
>>547610257I never felt that way, she was a good vehicle to include cool pictures with the credits and bring them all together in one place for it. Elfilin honestly gives me that feeling more.
>>547600137extremely low chances you had starman as your favorite kirby character pre april direct, stop lying
>>547610848>>547611046Also the joke behind the name is that Zero Squared is still just Zero. (Japanese just would say "Two" instead of "squaded," IIRC)
>>547613378Why does that matter? Do you need to be born knowing who your favorite Kirby character is? Nothing new can win you over?
>>547613749Don't bother, he'll call you a fake person for liking Starman, even though half the Helpers are someone's favorite for the same reason he is
>>5476126600.2 would've been a cool name.
>>547610257Do all sakurai fans have to jump through schizo hoops to justify his questionable actions? The ending was just framing a get together so Ado could drawing everyone, it's not that deep. It's just the 1 or 2 pictures in the DL3 credits then her drawings of everyone, Ado doesn't have that much screentime in the game itself at that compared to 64.
>>547612586i think you gotta go the vehicle route m8.
>>547611048I presume it's not Zero Three because Zero is a separate but related entity to its successor, Zero Two, whose essence got "revived" via digital space...>>547613716...dang I didn't realize that, though I'm sure HAL wants to have them separate to keep their options open.
Air Riders is fun, but I'm more excited for Forgotten Land's sequel.
I made a certain Chaos Noodle Star.
>>547615559Get out.
>>547615468>suyasuyabi ruining his art with the anti-ai watermarkwhy do people think this is a good idea
>>547615559BLEED.
>>547615827What, the "do not reupload"? At least it's not covering any of the characters. The ones that are repeated over the entire image are the worst offenders.
>>547615559Neat
it's already 90k
Is it true Kirby is NB in Japan?
>>547617909No, he's a boku and a kun
I can't get into how little effort it feels like the team put into Gooey compared to some of the other riders.
>>547615559Get out of here, Q!
>>547617909No
>>547617909Pop Star doesn't have gender theory.
>>547610257What does Ado have to do with Adeleine?
>>547611537>starts out completely out of sync>ends totally synced upwhat the hell
>>547599197I am so fucking fatigued of the kirby fan base persecution complex. I'm going to become a mindless sakurai drone out of spite.
Explain, Rocky fans:https://x.com/MTSB_gomaotsu/status/1992466807278768518
>>547618467His tongue also feels nerfed compared to the test ride demo.
Wait, you're supposed to be breaking destructible environment and enemies for extra power-ups? All this time I've been avoiding them.
>>547619410>t. Grandpa
>>547618906Same person
>>547619062Why is Gooey hopping like a slime? And why is he smaller than Kirby? That's not accurate to Gooey.
>>547574038>pulls from kirby's avalanche>get arle due to what avalanche came from>you know i think the good part of this wish overrides whatever bad part will happen.
>>547618804I think King Dedede is a guy
>>547610848Probably a scrapped Robobot concept HAL shared with Sakurai.
>>547614151>0.2 birth by sleep a fragmentary passage
>>547618906Kaialone...
>>547612049Well he did vouch for AI a couple months ago
>>547619846>why is he smaller than Kirby? That's not accurate to Gooey.
>>547619601Ado is a boy. Adeleine is a girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RYlCS31OoU
>using a checkmark screws with the finished pictureI'm sorry I didn't want to farm mystery panels will 50m in last place sakurai
>>547621653>Adofags are now spreading blatant slander
>>5476222311) Not an adofag.2) He did say back in June GenAI "could help" with the "unsustainability" of game development, iirc (at the top of my head)>inb4 "it was le mistranslation! reeee!" schizobabblelol, lmao
>>547610257Sakurai clearly hates Adeleine but I doubt the credits are any major reason. He just has been a prick not willing to play nice with Shimomura's vision and respect his shared authority and clout he had over the series. No matter how you put it Sakurai just comes across as being assmad about the whole situation.
>>547622603it was a mistranslation though, he was lamenting on how AI might be considered a necessity with how difficult games are getting to develop
>>547622889Ok schizo
oh my god i WISH i didnt have to deal with you faggots anymore
>>547623042it wouldn't even make sense that a hyper autist that always needs to have things exactly as he wants them like sakurai would ever consider something as shaky as AI.
>>547623416>REAL SHIT?
>>547623416kek, u mad. AlsoBe careful what you wish for...
>>547623582I never implied he did
>>547623416does it involve destroying pop star or another planet?
>>547623416*turns anon into a death cannon, thereby killing him, but using his soul and life energy as fuel for the cannon which just so happens to be aimed at Pop Star, ready to fire*
>>547626462I love that this fucker mindbroke incels harder than the motorcycle.
>>547627023>I'm glad game is not like what it should be and might be genuinely bad just to spite "le incels"144p bait
>>547626462I wish they didn't make this horrid creature
>>547627023motorcycles are cool
>>547627103The motorcycle is a far bigger issue than a tutorial NPC but I get that you're a tourist who never played Prime 2 or 3.>>547627330I guess we'll see how they implement it but that desert looks bland.
>>547627394This is an anti-ado poster
>>547627394>bro the reddit man is just a tutorial npc trust meeven if he is, the way he's written is a bad omen
>>547627616Wrong>>547627624If it filters retards like you I'm all about it.
Haltmann Vs. ZorahWho's winning the "I got absolutely screwed over by a Clockwork Star" competition?
>>547627616>defends bad game design choices, complains about and pretends that his nonexistent boogeymen are being "put in their place", and all around make low quality baitI can see it
>>547627879Given this is my first day posting in this thread and I like Adeline, your eyesight sucks as much as your taste.MP4 will be kino, deal with it.
>>547627843Haltmann by a landslide.
Typical anti-ado false flag
>>547628309>MP4 will be kino, deal with it.>Cyberpunk 2077 will be kino, deal with it>Mighty Number 9 will be kino, deal with it>Duke Nukem Forever will be kino, deal with itWanna guess what all of these had in common, which GTA6 will too? I'll give you a hint: "Miyamoto was wrong". ;)
Say what you will about Sakurai but I really enjoy this update / clarification on Nova's personality, it really takes the 'careful what you wish for' phrase to such a ridiculously funny extreme that only a Jap could come up with.And it retroactively explains and also destroys any future arguments as to why people in the Kirby verse can't just wish things away; even the genies want to fuck you over around here.
>>547628638What a retarded post lmao
>>547628638all of those are rememberedif you really wanted the bait, you should have mentioned starfield
>>547628651>"I wish to destroy Popstar!">Nova glitches because someone actually wished for it and explodes
>>547628869>all of those are rememberedYeah, for being bad despite (or BECAUSE OF) being delayed for so long? Exactly my point.>if you really wanted the bait, you should have mentioned starfieldOof, yeah I forgot to add that too, there's another great example of a delayed game being EVENTUALLY BAD
>>547629003Cyberpunk has been good for at least a couple years now
>>547626462Reminder he exists in the Kirby universe thanks to Shimomura.
>>547629371how
>>547629371the samus cameo in DL3 was just for fun retard
>>547629438Samus is in DL3 (and implied to exist in Great Cave Offensive)
>>547629492Not sure if this level of autism is pro or anti ado
>>547628638>>547629003based, I kneel>A delayed game is eventually bad.TRVKE
>>547629623it's neither
>>547629703A believable quote now that he seems to prefer movies.
>>547628651>update / clarification on Nova's personalityIt's just a fanfic. Don't take it too seriously.
>>547629985creatorfic*
Nightmare is just back and nobody gives a fuck, I dont think this game's story is canon.
>>547629703Miyamoto would save the Kirby series. Just look at the amazing state of the Paper Mario games.
>>547629985How is it fanfic
>>547630345I mean we did get a TTYD remake so you're not wrong ;)
>>547630157Nightmare is just that cool
>>547630454>canonized trans VivianBased remake
>>547622889>with how difficult games are getting to developAI only really deals in pattern recognition, it doesn't really "think" like a person does. There is no way an AI can help program a video game, even indirectly.
>>547630157Exactly. It's an arcade game. It's like trying to figure out how Spring Breeze works into the continuity: is it the canonical version of KDL1? Did it literally happen again in almost the same way?Don't think about it; it's just a flavorful tutorial.
>>547630578But I thought trans Vivian was always canon and anyone who actually looked at the original Japanese script and took away the more obvious meaning of him being a very feminine boy was just an evil heckin' chud?
>>547630598Oh it can absolutely help to push slop out the door to make a quick buck. You just disregard quality entirely. Snoop Dog's new game is made with AI, as just one example. Or you can look at devs using elements of AI to help speed up development, like how Arc Raiders uses AI for the character voice lines. Its just dogshit meant as a marketing gimmick and as an attempt to cut costs.>>547631348Yeah but you always had retards arguing she wasnt trans. This time you just had people calling the remake woke.
>>547603602>>547604781nvm just checked its real
Kirby is also trans in Japan.
>>547631717An """"""""ambiguous"""""""" gender so that more people can project themselves onto him and feel more inclined to buy games and gashapon figures and makeup sets is not the same as mental illness.
>>547630439It's not canon
>>547631710
>>547631710>>547632153a second city trial map on nova in a future dlc along with more characters soon
I wish for Adeleine and Ribbon in Kirby Air Riders!
>>547632417> O.K.> NOW YOU WILL RECEIVE A FREE UPDATE INCLUDING IMAGES OF ADELEINE AND RIBBON AS "STICKERS" FOR THE "MY MACHINE" FEATURE.
>>547631710Imagine trying to fly out of bounds and it snipes you>>547632417Done, they are now tiny and trapped inaide the engine of an Air Rider, burning and suffocating.
>>547632624>also say goodbye to your planet
>>547632321>Free Content Update>Elfilin playable>More alt colors >Nova event where he outright attacks the City with artillery blasts, creates further chaos by overclocking all Machine battery life for the duration of his stay, or spawns extra Dragoons or Hydras>Second City Trial map that takes place on top of or within NovaA man can dream...
why not this general make padlocks ?
>>547632658I wanted to do that but I didn't have enough time left
>>547632624I actually decorated the Robobot armor with them like WW2 pinups.
>>547632658>Imagine trying to fly out of bounds and it snipes youMaybe Nova is the one who strikes you with lightning when you go out of bounds.
>>547623416Understood, evil ass rape spiders are on their way. What the fuck was this
>>547632932oh my
>>547633043I could see it. Regardless the whole situation makes me think that Kracko and Nova would get along great.
He's listening
>>547633476>He doesn't know Kracko was a Nova creation from years ago
What does Nova have against Pop Star?
>>547634250It contains a human
>>547634250He orbits it and nobody ever visits unless they want shit, nobody even talks to him or thinks about him
>>547634250It's mere existence is a crime.
>>547634250My schizo headcanon is that it has a grudge from Kirby stopping Marx's wish from being completed so it just wants to fuck up the planet. Before that it was just an indifferent asshk
>>547634250>I WAS IN HELL>LOOKING AT HEAVEN
so how the fuck would nova twist that>i want a hatcomic into fucking over popstar
>>547634250He was created to cause chaos. Because the world of kirby everything is a paradise. And to prevent the beings there from developing into godhood or get to complacent he is sent to keep them in check.It's like the opposite of our world where our world is normally chaos and full of evil we look to God to give us salvation. Likewise the world of popstar unknowingly bring evil to their world so they can experience true joy once more. Because in order to experience true happiness one must experience true sadness.
>>547634589>Nova summons a hat over Popstar that sinks it in eternal darkness>Nova summons a shitton of metal spiders that cut Popstar into a hat>the hat looks normal but is actually a nuke that destroys Popstar
>>547634589Giant hat on a collision course with Popstar. You never said you wanted a hat that was small enough to wear.
>>547634589The hat is slowly causing a far larger planet to hurl towards pop star and one day it will eventually crash into the planet and kill everyone as well as be destroyed in the process
>>547634250I truly believe Clockwork Stars are just programmed so poorly that their AI fucks up eventually and determines that organic life has to be eradicated, regardless of its Pop Star or Shiver Star.
>>547634589Everyone but you gets a hat. Then a million ants made out of razors crawl up your penis. That's basically what fucking happened.
>>547635160There's no fuck up anon, this is intentional, has been from day one
>I wish I could find the right gift to make her realize how beautiful and appreciated she is.
>>547634250He hates Scrimblos.
>>547633838A Dedede of color is speaking.
>>547621725That's just bad layering, Gooey was always slightly bigger. Even Star Allies got their scales right.
>>547619846>>547636237Huh?.... But I thought Sakurai was a master of attention to detail...
>>547627394It's not a tutorial NPC, it joins you for the entire first section of the game AFTER the intro tutorial section, and stays with you on comms throughout the rest of the game along with the other annoying characters you have to escort around.
>>547636237He started taking care of himself and lost weight.
>>547636556
>>547636498>and stays with you on comms throughout the rest of the gamePeople who played the demo said he's there for 15 minutes
>>547634250It's a language barrier issue between the ancients and popstarers. Also the reason why Magolor could barely use his ship without psychic powers
>>547636746The whole squad is known to be around for most if not all the game. The JP website proves this showing the entire squad with upgraded armor alongside Samus who is wearing a new suit.HOWEVER. It remains to be seen if they are constantly chirping in Samus' ear via long range communications (which Myles restores during his section of the game shown in the demo) for the entire game.THAT SAID... There's new photographs of the settings showing that you can both mute voices and shut off communications textboxes.
>>547634250Honestly? Probably nothing. I don't think Nova has any will or feelings of its own. But there's a reason why the Ancients deactivated it a long time ago, it doesn't work right.
>>547636498Why do you lie?
>>547636746We have more to go off of than the demo now.>>547637204I didn't.
>>547636498Its fucking hilarious how booty bothered you got over being told "just wait for the game to come out before making a judgement".
>>547637287You are a /v/irgin aren't you
Kirby?
how the fuck did myles shitposting even get here isn't that some /v/ shit? this is a kirby thread
>>547637506Air Riders is good so they have to doompost about the next big Switch 2 game I guess.
>>547637506See >>547626462
>>547637330I'm not bothered, and I already have enough information to make a judgement, that's reasonable. It's more weird that that bothers you. You don't need me to still care about MP4.>>547637406Most of us migrated here from /v/. If you didn't, that explains why you don't know Kirby thread etiquette.
>>547637683I dont use /v/ because I'm not retarded
>>547637749based, fuck those tendies
Guys I can't put a sexy anime girl on my machine like I could in Armored Core 6
>>547637683For someone who claims to not care about it you sure are putting a lot of effort into caring about it and what other people think of it.
>>547637904You have to take the anthro pill
>>547634491I think I can see Memnarch in the back there
>>547637749I can believe the first part.
>>547637970NTA but this statement of yours is projection, 100%
>>547638047NTA but why do I legitimately want to fuck this thing, are bedroom eyes and lashes on their own really that powerful
>>547618467how so?
>>547638114>>547638123>NTAtotally that anon.
>>547637970No I just corrected someone who called the character is a tutorial NPC. It doesn't even appear in the tutorial area. Everything after the first Sylux confrontation is the regular game.
>>547638072If you enjoy using /v/ your taste is meaningless to me. Conversation over.>>547638123Cute lashes are a primal force.
>>547618467I'm just glad he's here at all and I like how they handled him just fine. He's a little retard boy who can turn into a botched avatar of alien Satan if things get serious. There's not a lot to him, really.
>>547638123Bedroom eyes makes its way into a lot of my slop so yeah
>>547638286Kirby threads on /v/ were the best. They were kind of well known for being a lot more civil and fun than the rest of the board. Before your time, I guess.
>>547638123The boys are calling Anon, your consideration for the group chat is coming straight from the Halberd
At least /v/ actually makes paddocks.
>>547638286 (me)I use Bluesky btw!
>>547629703Part of the problem with the quote is people conflating>"ten year development quagmire built on unworkable foundations only continuing through sunk cost fallacy and/or continual crowdfunding/early access cash" (The Nightmare Dream Project)>"we've been calling twelve different semi-related, mostly canceled projects part of the same dev cycle for PR purposes" (The Duke Nukem Forever/The Valve Method)>"we had to push back our release date once to do some additional refinement" (The Probably What Miyamoto Was Actually Referring To)As all just being generically a Delayed Game
>>547638753Thats a twitter filename though, and that site is owned by a heckin based chud. Where do you guys get your Kirby art from if not twitter?
All I know is I'm seeing a lot of people getting unreasonably upset over something that we just do not have enough enough information about, and grifters passing around an obviously faked video with mountains of retards taking it at face value exasperating the situation. Shit is beyond braindead retarded.Also, fucking Kirby.
>>547638946>TwitterThere's a reason why I hate both Bluesky and Twitter (and think Twitter was always shit, even and ESPECIALLY before Muskrat took over)
I'm gonna chime in and I'm just saying Metroid Dread was better and I'd prefer another 2D metroid with cool Chozos again
>>547639252That doesnt answer my question though. You can hate twitter but its where most artists upload their shit. Where else are you people getting your Kirby art from?
>>547638976>faked videoWhat, the gameplay video of the Myles intro cutscene? Are you saying that's fake? If so, lmfao tendies are now becoming schizo conspiracy theorists when faced with proof their favorite corporation is no different than all the other slopmakers in the industrykek
>unpaid shillinglisten man just post kirby for fucks sake
Anyone think it's fucked up that Nova (and by extension, all the other clockwork stars like Star Dream) work this way, that they'll intentionally twist a person's wishes into some apocalyptic bullshit? It's not like the Banandium Root which grants wishes indiscriminately, good or bad, like I thought was going on in Milky Way Wishes when Nova made Marx powerful enough to take over Popstar (and then set a collision course for Popstar which I didn't quite understand at the time), it deliberately goes out of its way to monkey's-paw your wish and fuck over everyone on the planet. There is no way the Ancients designed it to do that, that's gotta be a glitch in it's code or something from being thousands of years old with no maintenance.
>>547639390Danbooru. Google Images. Pixiv.>>547639490>Anyone who points out how evil my god I worship is is clearly a shillYup, schizo conspiracy theorist.
>>547639590It's fucked if it's personal and it isn't. This is just his nature and we should all allow him to be himself
>>547639615>pixivIn 2025? That shit is all AI slop and fanbox subscription ads. And fucking google images lmao be serious dude.
>>547638137He's not amorphous or expressive enough, it's like he's stuck in a "default" state in Air Riders. For exampl, when he runs in DL3 he sort of shifts his weight and shape around to shuffle along the ground, and when he jumps he deforms into a shape for it, and his eyes dilate then focus on where he's landing. In Air Riders, he hops along like a ball when he runs, and he seems he's always in his normal unfocused state no matter what he's doing. When he failed a minigame in DL3, he's annoyed, but when he's retired in Air Riders, he's still doing his default unfocused smile. When he wins a minigame, he makes a more focused and pleased, adorable smile, but when he wins in Air Riders, it's the default face. He also overuses his tongue to hold things, even though in DL3 he usually grew cute arms like Kirby's to do it. He doesn't even puff up to fly like a cute pufferfish in Air Riders.He's not badly animated or anything, they still do plenty to adjust his movements and adjustments to that default expression, it just seems like a much more limited approach to Gooey rather than a true portrayal of him.
Also for the record I hate sony and microsoft even more than I hate nintendo, before any retard calls me a "snoy"I just hate evil slop-corporations and their blind fanboys. Simple as
Okay, sorry I shitposted about MP4 and consoles like that, just had to get all that out of my system
>>547639707it's a giant mechanical celestial body with a cat face that grants wishes, what part of that is natural
>>547639919Can't you just do it on fucking /v/? Half the damn board is already that, why do it here?
>more non-kirby related schizo posts
>>547638976There's enough information for people to decide if it's not something they want to buy or deal with. Also you don't know what a grifter is.
>>547640095I had a rough month
>>547640109Reply to this then >>547639746
>>547640195Oh no, are you okay?
>>547640585IdkThink I'm losing my grasp on reality desu
>>547640657Why?
>>547640657Good.
>>547640846Die, Zero
>>547639590Air Riders is a fanfic side game, doesn't affect canon like Robobot and Star Dream.
>>547638047do you have a wheelie bike variant
Paddock in an hour or so?
>>547610848>I'm not letting Ado appear again, cause I am Sneakers 02
>>547641609I miss the cactus anus and bandage
>>547640657What no Ado does to a mf
Why the hell is Eric in the kirby general?
>>547642361Fuck off back to /v/ Kyle
>>547639590>Nova made Marx powerful enough to take over PopstarCommon misconception. Marx was always a lovecraftian motherfucker he just made Kirby go through the hoops of Milky Way Wishes because he's an asshole
>>547639424https://files.catbox.moe/gdgcjh.mp4You tell me this isn't fake.
>>>/v/726681585
>>547641512Like this? I've seen quite a few.
>>547643634I would love if that was real, it's hilarious.
>>547643992bike, not scooter
>>547626462how to ruin your game in 1 step
Kirby characters with this feel?
>>547596142What'sa matter you don't like magical equipment?
>>547644302I've played plenty of games featuring an annoying character and had tons of fun with them. I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt.
>>547626462I am very surprised anyone working on the game even thought that writing a character like this was a good idea, especially after the reception of stuff like Forspoken and that Viewfinder game whose reputation Vinny grenaded in one 5 second clip.
>>547645168>that Viewfinder game whose reputation Vinny grenaded in one 5 second clipIt's still so funny to me that twitter whiners tried to take him down for that one.
>>547644353I dunno, Marx?
>>547644280Hmm oddly enough all the slutty rides I can find are scooters, sorry. I'm sure more will turn up though.
>>547645804It's got those bedroom eyes.
>>547645804Anyone got that Male-Female-WHORE cartoon eyes graph image
>tune into an Elden Ring streamer>he's talking about how fucked up and horrifying the ant cutscene isI hope this game traumatizes a generation of Kirby newbies
>>547646729I'm a Kirby veteran and even I think that was more horrifying than usual.
>>547646297dis? I just put your entire post into google.
>>547646729My favorite Kirby character, the evil ass rape ants>>547647228That's the one, and perfectly explains why people make so many scooters like that, bikes have too much of a determined look by comparison
"I wish to be the most beautiful in the universe!"
I wish Sakurai loved me
Alright, anyone down for a paddock? Thinking of doing Air Ride this time for variety's sake seeing as it was just City Trial last time. Also wouldn't mind knocking off a few more things in the checklist while we're at it, admittedly...
>>547648208okay, sakurai loved you but now he hates youalso destroy popstar or something
>My Machines depicting Adeleine are getting deletedYou can't make this up
>>547648646I don't believe you.
>>547555557 i tried
Well, if there's no interest in a paddock here for the time being I'll go and play on the /v/ one for the time being. Hope to set up some more in the weekend.>>547649980Ripple Marge looks fucked up in the best way, good job
>>547644353Meta Knight
>>547648646Let me see them
Sakurai is personally moderating all of your machines
Has anyone gotten HIM to spawn in City Trial yet?
>>547652462>he watches starman players yet again go for the islands
I give it two weeks before some video essay comes out about Zorah representing Sakurai and Nova representing Nintendo.
>>547652891Shouldn't it be the other way around? Nintendo is the one that made the wish and Sakurai is the one messing everything up.
Neither of these posts>>547652891>>547653015were made in good faith.
>>547653015Wouldn't it be HAL that made the request?
Oh, hey, the Moleys are in the new light novel.
>>547653081Mine was, what kind of weird take is that. I've already seen people online say this about Zorah being about Sakurai's desire to be free of corporate shackles. I'm not saying I agree with it.
>>547653301Sakurai must be rich by now so he must be accepting Nintendo jobs because he wants them. Hard to have a pity party for a grown ass man that has full freedom in his professional life.
Work in progress. Decal recommendations? (Is there a bandaid sticker?) I'm sure many have already done this concept much better.Also I guess the Paper Star would also be appropriate.
>>547648646Source? That sounds far too insidious to be real.
What do you guys think of my Rick Drawing
>>547655165Lore accurate.
>>547655113>actually believing itWhy do you choose to make a fool of yourself on the Internet?
>>547652891>>547653015I thought Sakurai was Leo.
Has anyone made a Sectonia custom machine yet? I need something fitting for my Taranza
>>547656108no, sakurai's dedede
>>547656108Toby Fox is Leo
>>547656568True, Leo is trans-coded.
>>547656210I found these two.
>>547655887He just said he doesn't believe it, bonehead
>>547655021It's amazing, I don't think I could add any input.
>>547648646You implied you & others want to ride Ado like a bike and Smash Bros Guy said no.
Sakurai can't keep Adeleine for himself like this
>Someone in City Trail gets Hydra>event selection includes a battle>pick Oval Circuit>Hydra player did tooaw fuck
Please let me assemble a Legendary Machine at least once.
QUIT FUCKING FEEDING GIGANTES I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WILL BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSES AND RAPE YOUonline is fun
What is the difference between meta knights sword slashes vs sword power up ones? Does anyone know?
>>547661673>He thought Hydra players are gonna play the attack eventsFool, Hydra wins basically everything that isn't going downward
>>547653568He has a net worth of 10 million apparently.
Have you been bonding with your machine lately?
Just to make sure i'm not fuckin stupid, Dedede Noir has no "regular" abilities, does he? His only unique thing is the special?
So when are we going to do some protesting over the Ado and Ribbon fiasco?
>>547667963Never?
>try to unlock (Galacta Nova Alt) music track thinking it's the Marx remix>get hit with CrownedHuh? i mean pleasant surprise but is there a way to unlock Marx's theme for use in City Trial?Also on that note, is Galacta's or Morpho's theme around here randomly too?
>fight Galactic Nova>music is another Marx remixwhy is there like 3 versions of Vs Marx in the game
>>547668725pretty sure it's just the two, and the nova fight uses the themes from the race course
I wish Nova would fuck itself!
Just completed my second playthrough
>>547669338>2 Novas are now on a collision course towards each other and Pop Star is right in the middle of their paths
>>547655021If you have enough decals you should make the eye yourself and style it like the ingame boss.
Your Majesty, where the HELL is Dyna Blade?
They should add a Galactic Nova stadium match or Nova City Trial event.
>>547669850>Your Majesty, where the HELL is Dyna Blade?You mean "Mysterious Bird"? No clue.
>>547667963The Japanese already are
>>547671673source?
>>547671828Look up her Japanese name on utube
>>547669850>fucking finally spawns in>pop the checkboxes for all events, hydra part and completing hydra>time to go for the last one >land a hit on her head>she flashes red, has clearly taken damage>no notification>other player kills her
>>547671861i see fucking nothing, you japed me.
>>547670106Unless its unlockable and I have not gotten it yet, it doesn't even look like the Air Ride course for Nova is in the Single Race selection
>Steal items 2 times in single raceFor fucks sake I can't even get this stupid rat to steal even oneShould I just slap an open block on it and be done with it?
>>547675619Try spamming B next to an enemy.
Flappy should have been a air ride machine
Post more machinesKinda sucks you can't do colors on Dragoon and Hydra, While Sakurai said no DLC I'm hoping we get some free updates to add Zorah, HyDragoon, Starship, and a Nova machine. I can live without Leo customs. Still kinda wondering why they made the shop so prices go up but you make no points off sales to begin with, can the prices even go down since they're based in popularity?
>>547676460My proudest achievement, Galunga Star
>>547676212That did itThank you for saving my retarded ass. Was fretting over that box for longer than I will ever dare to admit
>>547676460I can only hope prices drop over time but considering there's a seperate tab for most expensive I'm worried they won't. Anyways here's my cope scooter.
Wow ok you guys weren't kidding, this version of Gourmet Race is insanely good.
>>547677223My machine lost its price increase from its 2 purchases when nobody else bought it.Also, this is a very cute Cope Scooter, I bought it because it's genuinely nice.
>>547677223 she's cute, well done
anyone wanna theorize about why fucking fire lion of all bosses got a power level buff
>>547685763He already got a glowup thanks to the anime but really a basic name like "Fire Lion" and you wonder why he didn't go the way of Rolling Turtle.
>>547685763Sakurai is a Leo
https://x.com/OstkreuzTokio/status/1992607457391296722
>>547686727Ado > AdeleineRolling Turtle > Phan PhanTogezo/Spiny > NeedlousBounder > GipBig Waddle Dee < GrandyHeat Phanphan > BurnbonJ.J. > Capsule J > Capsule J2 > Capsule J3
>>547660561Thanks.>>547669665I did just that with Paper and Wing Star. Maybe I'll post them when I get home.
>>547686727Rolling Turtle got axed due to resembling a copyrighted character.
>>547688238I like Punc better than that stupid worm thing, shame everyone forgets the original Needle enemy replacement.
>>547690480That was Capsule J(1). If you look carefully at Capsule J2's sprite, you'll even notice that the bottom half of the spite is Capsule J's, and its filename in KSSU is still Capsule J, suggesting it was edited fairly late in development. Maybe J.J. will be the definitive Jet enemy now that the "Capsule-" line seemingly ended? Seems to be a different legally-distinct iteration of 1, with J3's engines.The others are less clear. Togezo might be because it's a Kirby-ized Mario Spiny. Bounder's a weird one because it still cameos sometimes, but presumably it looked too humanoid. Big Dee was just plain... I think Phan Phan was purely an anime tie-in, which explains why Air Rider's Heat version got the axe now.Ado->Adeleine is still a mystery since Adeleine is basically just Ado's manga design, but theories include being distinct from a real-life Ado, to Adeleine being the intended name that was condensed to Ado due to the cramped space on KDL3's map screen, to the redesign being more easily read on N64.
>>547677223is there a reason why this isnt showing up in my city trial?
>>547691619Honestly I think Gip was a canned anime monster, which would align with the Phan Phans appearing at around that time. Not sure why they went with Needlous instead of Punc or even Spikey though, and the Needle cap somewhat resembles Togezo's shell..
What's the secret in getting good with slick star in air ride mode online. I see so much potential with this thing but I always end up in 4th or later.
I don't quite get what the unlock for Starman in City Trial is asking; hold boost while in the air to fall for 6 seconds and never let go?Not that I care about Redditman, just want all machines, riders, skins, courses, and music unlocked.
Anyone know what stage I can find a “duckie” on the road in story mode? Last Road Trip achievement I need but I’ve gone thru like 5 stages and haven’t found one.
>>547694254Yep, go high enough without ever hitting B to drop until the peak, then in one go, hold B for 6 seconds without hitting the ground. ~15 flight and a wing or paper star and you can do it easy from the top island.
>>547676460My Balala star
>>547692409I heard custom machines only show up in online/paddock games, but I didn't test it myself.
>>547693258I think they just forgot other Needle enemies existed when they made NiDL Needlous- KDL3 Togezo copies KDL2 Spikey, yet K64 Punc copies KA Spiny, so Punc would've been the closest analog unless they wanted Spikey to draw comparisons to Sonic. The anime was also notorious for keeping KDL3/K64 elements to bare minimum.
I still can't get over how soulless the font is. Whenever I start it up it looks like I'm watching a power point presentation pitching the game.
>>547696601title* font
>>547696601Sakurai loves minimalism I guess but yeah, even compared to the original it's just kinda dull, felt the same way about Ultimate's logo.
Can you unlock Gigantes in Free Run? How does it look parked?
>>547697146THE AERO-DALTON IMPERIAL
Nova is just a massive hater
>tfw i was pwning so hard at op ride against a higher ranked opponent but i choked at the last minute and could not recover in time
>>547573216Someone translated this on /v/ so I'll repost it here.
>>547698380Why didn't they turn Swerve Star into a cute girl too?
>>547698970
>>547697515Machines can't hate.
>>547698970>>547699147What does this have to do with Kirby
>>547699147
>>547699315>>547699262This last panel. It's the punchline, anon.
>>547611806I turned off my VPN just to call you a fucking idiot you fucking idiot.
>>547699559"He drowned in rape spiders"
Do we know what rewards the “Everyone To The Stadium” event will have? It mentions an event currency for special rewards. I’m wondering if it will be existing content (i.e. buying checklist items like icons and decals before you actually unlock them), or if it will be event exclusive ones. If the latter is true, will that provide a possibility of getting more skins for characters, or even new content?
>>547699150What about AM?
>>547664751nah magolor's too busy sucking kirby's dick
>pink kirby>warp staryup, it's road trip time
>>547664751marx is too busy sucking shadow kirby's dick so he can feel like he's messing with kirby somehow
>>547699784Kill yourself faggot
marx goes bald for two frames during his victory animation i'm dyinghttps://youtu.be/BlUfAbMyjNw?si=DTj0NjbH07gSoo08&t=412
>>547707514Scarfy has another funny thing with him, seems model swapping was an issue in general for them
>>547707514so smooth....
>>547708527Scarfy also interpolates backwards for one frame during his victory animation.You're welcome for this info may you never unsee it.
>>547708527>I want you to witness the fate of the town of Nipton, to memorize every detail
>>547664751Why do foids struggle with the concept of friendships or in this case just a vague acquaintance?
>>547667963There was someone in the weekend /v/ paddocks named Add Ado.
>>547656568>no foids just like the KARs rosterBased Sakurai.
>>547709436Susie is right there dude...
slick star and the tanks are the thinking man's machines
>>547710159Bull Tank in City Trial is a treat.
>>547708763LMAO>>547708958basado
>>547710004Wouldn't be surprised if Sakurai thinks Susie is a robot, which is something I still see some casuals say.
Is it true the online is already dead for Air Ride and Top Ride?
>>547712237Who the fuck wants to play fucking top ride
top ride is the thinking mans game mode
Air Riders flopped
>>547712237Top Ride matchmaking was already dead on launch day.
>>547707514>>547708739This game seems more and more rushed day by day. Did Nintendo really rush this shit out?
>dragoonyeah we sky diving
Alright anons, are there any gimmicks for new Air Ride machines that you predicted over the past year?Did your predictions come to pass?Here were mine:>Ride that controls like a normal vehicle in a racing game, where you hold A to accelerate and have to drift by releasing A; possibly Kirby Mouthful-moding an actual car>Ride that requires you regularly deal damage to maintain extra good speed/acceleration etc, is mediocre when not in that state>Ride that gets a big speed boost every time it TAKES damage, or that gets a higher top speed, acceleration etc the lower it's health gets>Ride that requires you to repeatedly tap the A button with a specific timing/rhythm to go extra fast, would be music themed visually>Ride that goes in whatever direction you turn the stick omnidirectionally, but camera is difficult to manage as a result, maybe the UFO?>Ride that is always gliding at all times, and you need to control it's altitude to not crash into the ground and lose speed other then to hit boost panels; maybe the UFO?>Ride that normally goes slow, but leaves a trail, that slows other players down, except yourself, who speeds up when over that same trail; maybe Adeline's gimmick?>Ride whose boost is a teleport, allowing you to bypass walls that make up corners or past certain obstacles, but if you'd de-teleport inside a wall or obstacle, you bonk your ride on that wall/object as if you crashed into it; ride is Black hole themedThe only one of mine that came true was the "deal damage regularly to maintain a powered up state", which is what the Vampire Star ended up being. I guess the drill abilitiy and flash are kinda like my teleport-star idea.Honestly I'm a bit disappointed none of the other ideas were a thing, I was pretty proud of some of these: The normal racing controlling vehicle, the taking damage to get speed boosts vehicle, the rhythm star, and the teleport star especially
>>547715384Ever before this game was announced, I predicted an Air Ride sequel would add a new class of vehicles that are basically just animal mounts, and I guess I was almost right with Leo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA_zOiiz78g
>>547715623What is this slander
Kirby games with this feel?
If you hijack a weakened enemies's vehicle, are they left without a vehicle or do they get the one that you had?If the latter, do they keep the low level of health they had before?
Where's the Dedede counterpart to this?
>>547717014Having had that shit happen to me, you're just shit outta luck and need to grab another one.
>>547717014You vehicle might be close by i think, but their health is whatever health the machine had.
I really think you should be able to still collect Power-Ups on foot.
>favorite machine spawns in front of me>see it get bedazzled before the match starts
>>547715623>marx/magolor in current yearThey still exist?
Is there really not an analog stick sensitivity option despite all the accessibility features? Am I just missing it?
Im just not feeling those new boss tracks, Zero-Two's theme, Dark Matter's theme, Nightmare's theme they all sound like SHIT compared to the original or even the previous remixes from Star Allies
>>547719525Does Nightmare or Marx have a twist like how Dedede is a robot and 02 is digital?
>>547719639Nope. Maybe they couldn't do Zero Two's OG design because of age rating stuff?
>>547719837It might just wanna keep it lore consistent since in Robobot Star OS could only recreate Nightmare Swordsman from a sample it had and it was incomplete, so Zero Two, having nothing left of him, would be impossible to recreate therefore was made digitally
>>547720087if they cared about lore Marx and Nightmare would be dead lol
>>547720186True for Nightmare, but Marx did get brought back with the Wand from Star Allies
>>547720186Marx Soul is stupid and didn't happen.And I don't think Nightmare can truly "die."
>>547639746>>547707514>>547708527>>547708739>>547715019Why is Air Riders like this?
>>547715623gayest shit i've ever seen and i'm gay
>>547720920marx soul got stomped into the dirt anyway so that doesn't count at all
the moment i saw wheelie rex in my machines, i knew what i had to do. so glad the game allows for this much customization, i feel the scale material really brings it all together here. the transfer from switch to my phone fucked up the saturation, it looks a lot better in-game.
>>547720087Nova pulled Galacta Knight from a rift breaking time and space, it could just do the same and pull an alive Zero Two from the past
>>547720281Marx was always alive, Magolor heavily implied he met him in RTDL and now they're constantly paired together in official media from HAL, so it's most certainly who he was talking about, which means something else brought him back to life
Where the fuck is the information about unlockable music in the game? why are there no helpful sources? literally nobody is talking about it even though it's something that can be used in City Trial for a whole match
>>547715623Faggot ass twitter shit, this ship HAS to die>>547718087>3 years agoThis is old, thankfully
>>547724351thats a horrifying thought, imagine wishing for a good battle from Nova and then he summon fucking Void Termina or something
>>547724590or maybe Marx is just that strong and he TANKED it
>>547724351>>547724970I have nothing to back it up but i think the matters and void are just too strong for the clockwork stars to handle in any capacity, all they can do is clone and simulate them; even trying to time pull them is too much
I main lalala
>>547685763It's cool.
>>547725831Does Bandana Waddle Dee count as a race traitor?
>>547726192Naw, he's just a regular traitor
>>547725831dream land 3
>>547725831dawg what
>>547724351Galacta was alive thoughever. Zero Two is dead dead, not a trace remains
>>547724590>Marx was always aliveUnless Marx Soul was the aftermath of Marx, but instead of being put down he just casually returned to Pop Star after, either way, it doesnt explain NOVA to begin with
There has to be a way to get good on slick star in regular races right? I have to be missing something.
>>547719639Both Marx and Nightmare are asset flip bosses from Smash Ultimate and Super Kirby Clash respectivly. They even use the same animations. Sakurai is known for cutting corners in some aspects while giving others (backgrounds and set design, cutscenes and such) an absolutely over the top value
>>547728232Nova can be rebuilt as long as you summon him again, though he can lose some parts along the way (his left eyes can't move after Marx absorbed some of his in Meta Knightmare Ultra). The real question would be: who the fuck summoned him again?
Completing the checklist offline was fun, going to do it again online
>>547730054>The real question would be: who the fuck summoned him again?you forgot the other part of that question
>>547730257i was gonna say some poor fucker paid the price but popstar is still a thing
Free update kirby characters soon.
>>547573216So the matchmaking for team city trial is rigged right? I've been at it for 3 hours and without fail the game will always serve me a huge loss and a team of what I can only assume are unironic children so that I can never get the two in a row checkbox.
>>547731249city trial is rng enough to where you can just say you got unlucky desu
>>547731429I guess I'll just use the other checkbox on this one when I get it.
>>547729050Marx, yes, but Nightmare has completely different proportions and animations in Air Riders than in SKC. Any similarities are just trying to match the animations form his original game, but even then, they still do it in different ways.
>>547731023Free updates are still DLC, so no.
>>547719525
>>547730529You must remember that there are multiple Star Rods and Fountains, multiple ways to call out to Nova. The Ancients built them in many places.
>>547729050id honestly prefer asset reuse over every game taking 8 years to make. hopefully sakurai isn't going back to the smash mines
>>547723285What is this supposed to be, king k rool?
My Air Riders keychain arrived
>>547732490Maybe it's copium but I do find the complete lack of ado and ribbon even as stickers or in road trip to be suspicious
>>547733963they're doing events where they'll give out stickers, i imagine they'll be game themed so those two are easy picks for 64.
>>547618906They're basically the same person, just with different genders.
>Sakurai showed everything there is before release along with the unlock system to give an illusion there could be more to it
I like how lololo and lalala both use the copy abilities even though only one of them has it, its funner it implies that fighter does nothing for them and they are naturally able to throw hands.
>>547734635 i feel like it's trendy to do that these days.
>>547734597Also Ado is Latino and leftist, Adeleine is German and fascist.
>>547734635>Sakurai showed off a fancy pre-rendered cinematic to give the illusion the story mode would actually have a story.
Why did they make the story mode so convoluted? why is it in flashbacks why not just make it take place during the story?Have zorah crash land at the same time you start your road trip and gigantes is built as soon as you get to the end.
What if the graffiti in city trial was drawn by her.I need someone to make an edit of gordon freeman getting injected with a massive hope syringe bu make it adeleine.
>>547735591>Can you stop tweaking out for one second Marx?
>>547735471zorah wish happened because he was stuck for eons, a pretty long time for a wish to get really, REALLY intensethe reason why you can go on a roadtrip is because said wish lead to the creation of machines later onchanging that wouldn't make sense
>>547735591 when did marx get exposed nerve ending wings
>>547735591I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh hi, Mark
>>547736297I still think it could have been conveyed better, every cutscene until the final one being a flash back was a bit lame, wish there was at least an in-game cutscene of your character doing something.
I wonder how much of a hellscape it would be for me as a regular human to live in the world of kirby. Would I get instantly vaporized? Would be being so grounded in reality not be able to accept all the cutesy stuff and my body instantly bursts into flame because it's not compatible with this world? Would the only way to survive and continue living is to completely suspend my disbelief a how things works perfectly at all times without faltering even once?
>>547736482understandable
you just mindlessly hate this game cause sakurai made it and in a knee jerk reaction just become a contrarian based on that alone
>>547737394Who are you talking to anon?
Sex with
>>547737859>gijinka
>>547737818Ripple Queen
How the fuck do I make this guy show up? I've been hanging back in last place, and I haven't seen him once. It's always UFO, and sometimes Gemaine.
jermaine
>>547737818Susie
Could Kirby stop Lavos?
>>547740551Lavos would be another form of mouthful mode for Kirby.
>trying to beat defeat all machines on the long road>it's in the kirby melee arena that makes your controls swivel mode>keep riding the walls and taking too much time getting back to centerhow do I stop this
>>547740551Quite easily.
Unrelated butGod I wish this was me
Did someone say... ..."wish"?
I think Marx would enjoy listening to Blue Fun Pattern 2 (Slowed + Bass Boosted)
>>547747173>"I wish Nova would explode!"
>>547690365I don't want to seem like a filthy secondary who only knows about Zero Two, so what would be the ideal machine to pay tribute to DL3 Zero or Dark Mind? Slick Star?
>>547747184I loved this bit of the cutscene. It was the perfect machine for Marx
>>547739401anon just do nebula belt and get the missile copy ability from the item box that what i did
The ancient video game tribe called The Ancients.
>>547747184if marx didn't have god powers he'd 100% be the type of guy who'd get lynched in the streets
>>547748907I've seen a couple with the Boss Butch Hyper Zone splotches, so try that.
So is Marx still evil or just a petty bastard?
>>547749305just get the missile copy ability he says..from the roulette...
>be marx>rick hunting me down all game like a faggot>die twice to him>still get tons of stats>jokes on him, the announced mode was gourmet race>win with 113 points while 2nd is 69 and rick is all the way down in 5th with 43 pointsrick players deserve the rope
https://youtu.be/FBSlMubGHjM?si=1YzK1ny2cm-7zk4QThoughts on Dedede?
>>547752137The name you should know
>>547750072Evil. He's one of the few villains who after being defeated never got redeemed, if he's not actively doing world ending shit it's because he's learnt not to fuck around and find outand Kirby tolerates him for some reason
>>547752998Because Kirby’s a braindead moron.
>>547724895I think I've got most of it. Anything with a * is a new remix.Air Ride alts>Vegetable Valley*>Float Islands*>Ice Island*>Song of Supplication>Bug-Eyed Foes* (Mass Attack, Volcano Valley 2's mid-boss theme)>The Great Cave Offensive*>Burning, Churning Power Plant>Dark Mind*>CROWNEDAll the retro tracks have the same alts as the first game.Top Ride alts>Pop Star (64)>I'm a Hungry Pink Puffball>Apple Scramble>Cloudy Park*>Hyper Zone 1*>Spinning Jungle>Battle Alone (Rainbow Curse's mid-boss theme)>Pink Ball Activate>Dark TaranzaThe music for the original Top ride tracks is in the shop, but their alts aren't, unless I haven't unlocked them yet.There's also Gourmet Race* and the Brawl Meta Knight remix in the shop as My Music tracks, but I don't know if there's anything else.
>>547752137
>>547754407But wouldn't that just cause an endless string?
>>547754489no, because dedede is not dededeedededeedededee
>>547754489No, because it doesn't state that it also applies to every turducken'd Dedede within, so it just ends up being Dedededededededede (or Dededeedededeedededee, if you prefer)
>>547754760You're still wrong. It only says D. There's only one D in Dedede.
>>547754946Kirby wrote this
DDD
>>547755179
Does anybody know what resolution the game runs at?I assume not 4k, but do we know if it's 1440p or 1080p or something else?
How would you feel if the games had full voice lines in the levels?