Previous: >>547732082>Global Game NewsCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 2+3Current Rate Up: Rice Shower (3* Alt), Super Creek (3* Alt), Agnes Digital (3*), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR), Biko Pegasus (SSR), Sakura Bakushin O (SSR), Fine Motion (SR)Current CM: VIRGO CUP - Hanshin 1600mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/11/24 - Story eventDecember TBA - LIBRA CUP - Kyoto 3000m>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Buena Vista (3*), Transcend (3* Alt), Wonder Acute (3* Alt), Tokai Teio (SSR), Mihono Bourbon (SSR), Kiyoko Hoshina (SSR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst
I got this garbage instead of Roy.
>Check the database for an MLB new Tamamo for the event>The whale with the card is an /uma/Small world, huh?
>marked
>>547749849>70% of /uma/ are paypigs Who could have thunk
Digitan LOVE
You ARE working on remaking your front aces for finals with the new bourbon for Taking the Lead, right?
>>547749987i prefer the term, dolphin, thank you very much
TAISHIN TESUTOOOOOO
>>547749945Umawife who physically abuses you...
Brian LOVE
She wouldn't eat me, right?
How do I cope with not getting Rice? I spent $100 and didn't get her.
>>547750054based
It's amazing how easy it is to not get tempted into rolling when you don't open the thread until 4-6 hours after the banner drops
>>547749987Kissing EIshin
Results after 84 pulls...Is she ok at least ? First time i got her
I don't like mid girls like Nice Nature and Agnes Digital.
>>547750037CATBOXNOW
Start a family
Which way, western man?
>>547750052EVIL umawife who suffocates you...
How good is the event SSR Bourbon?
>get a bunch of 3*'s besides the rate up oneIs this shit a lie or what?
>>547750107I use her for braindead sprint runs.
>>547750142#Soon
>>547750175Goes in every front deck for the foreseeable future for the gold skill
>>547750175Extremely good for front runners.
>>547750161My childhood friend has biggerer tits
>>547750138https://files.catbox.moe/owtj19.jpg
>>547750037It's so nice when people draw the girls having wholesome friendly fun together
>>547750169EVIL umawife who manipulates you...
Bwos I am gonna pull.PULL MY DICK, THAT IS! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>547750061Uh oh, Makoto Kaneko isn't going to like this!
>>547750269im gonna jack off to this
>>547749849He just got lucky you can get lucky too if you roll right now
>>547750269
>>547750169Oh no! Tama please don't sit on me, I'm deathly afraid of things like that!
>>547750161My childhood friend
>>547750138>>547750269oops wrong one, here's the actual one from the crophttps://files.catbox.moe/i4f6fg.jpg
damage report?
I don't think I'm going to test room this time around, it's just fucking Golshi/Taishin/Mayano every single room with Golshi winning most of the time.Also everyone and their mothers are running end so a backup pace to try and win off of lucky chaser might be a good move.
>>547750052this part is extremely important
>>547750269>https://files.catbox.moe/owtj19.jpgWhy is the bighead dick purple... dumb slopmachines.
Have they changed how affinity works? If I do a fan run on maruzensky, will I get +45 affinity (and whatever affinity from epithets) if I win 45 graded races? Or have they implemented the change where it only counts G1 races toward affinity?
>>547750107Curren literally carried my ass this CM
>>547750271AAAAHHHH TEIO SEEXXX SEX SEEEX TEIO SEEX, SEX WITH TEIOOO AAAHHH
>bro you should roll for alts they're pretty cool>the only difference between the original and alt's career are THREE events
>>547750175Its free groundwork>>547750161Smart Falcon looks chubby but without the massive tits>>54775039000000 carats spent
so i have to be running rice or creek to get this bonus?
>>547750107She's good for Miles and probably for Sprints if you activate her Unique at the right time but it's inconsistent
>>547750127Why are you gay?
>>547750052> Be Taishin > Have this totally retarded pile of shit crying and shouting the whole day as a friend
>>547750432it matches her g1 outfit
>>547750465they're based on the real horseswtf do you want them to change?
>choosing ROUND Falconlmao
It's just that easy
>>547750465>pulls for Kwanzaa Oguri
>>5477503904500 carats for spooky rice so I'm happy
>>547750316>Gaslighting Oguri drawn in the style of schizo Alice artKino. I'm going to Oguri!
>only person in the whole wide world with MLB TamachudR**kos, thank you for being a piggy for our sake
>>547750354I'm going to win the childhood friend route.
>>547750620FVARKING EXPLODE
I need Buena Vista to heal my soul
>>547750465Costume is either for diehard waifufags rolling for skins or metafags solely for the new ult + skillset + growth rate. No in-between.
My hands are cold... can an anon help me heat them up?
What's her fucking problem ?
>>547750612Vampire Rice Shower is an undead revenant seeking vengeance against the assholes that killed her in another life
>>547750620lol???
>>547750753This is after the hot spring event btw, it's canon.
>>547750465Yeah, it's pretty lame. Not even new character stories
Poorcucks are really out here calling whales "piggies" despite being brown and contributing nothing to the game.
What's the fucking point of pulling for an alt? The career is the same, the skills barely make a difference, 90% of the content is the exact same.
What's the point of giving out three rainbow crystal shards when you need 20 (twenty) for a single rainbow crystal?
>>547750691I'll give him some points during the event, Im surprised the other piggies dont post their stuff here for us to borrow.
>>547750791Anon, see a doctor. The bloodflow to your extremities has been cut off
>>547750924Love
>>547750642Why am I hard?
>>547750932according to doxxgenesis, he's the only one
>>547750620DIRECTOR SEND IN THE PMC TO KILL THIS GUY
>>547750924Maybe they're your oshi
Oguri!
>>547750924if you actually LOVED a character you would do the same
>>547750928yeah true why don't they just give us everything in the game immediately?
>>547750620
>>547750753hot and canon
>>547750924
>>547750272
>>547750924Rice dressed as a vampire is super cute.
>>547750565I think it's nice that they're such good friends regardless :^)
>>547750874>oink oink oink oinkAccepts concession
>>547750161Falco. I couldn’t care less about Buena honestly
What's the point of retards asking stupid ass questions that they can answer themselves?
>>547750973>>547750997>>547751006Yes, I love Teio. Yes, I pulled Red Teio. No, that doesn't change anything. It addresses none of the points.
>>547750161daring tact is the cutest spechud child
The increase of affinity is linear by its numerical value right? Like theres no big difference between an affinity of 150 and 151?
>>547750441Nothing's changed, so the only thing that matters is identical graded wins between the parents and the grandparents as well as the shared titles.
>>547751154>Yes, I love Teio
>>547750797>Her family runs a daycare with a reputation for warmth
I kinda want to rape anime Spe
>>547750753Gentle lovey dovey sex with my CF and her roomie
0-5 retention6-9 roll on uma banneralready did a 10 and got nothing so please no
>>547750061what card event?
>>547750924better racewear events
One thing I'll miss from Virgo is euthanizing all of the Taikipiggies
>>547751304stuffed uma belly...
>>547750983Its true even the club is mostly Riko Biko Kita
well i feel retarded. Ever since kita first run i always thought we were getting 2 rainbow uncaps around now. But its just the 1 we already got. Guess ill use my selector to just 3lb kita and continue living w/ no creek (got a rice at least)
>>547751295It's the new Tamamo Cross card. An anon in the previous thread shared it: >>547743719I like Tamamo and her card has 20 Fan Bonus so I'm using it for fan farming.
>>547751428just wait for the banner man
>I don't care for Buena Vistat. globalcuck secondary
>>547750924>The skills barely make a differenceWildly incorrect, these early alters were just kinda fumbling on Cygames' part.Otherwise, the answer to your question is: Love, which is the thing that makes the world (and gacha economy) go round.
>>547751539Sir the jp thread is over there
I DONT CARE ABOUT CHILDHOOD FRIENDS ESPECIALLY BUENA VISTA
>>547751539Triggered much? I play on JP too and her story is cute and all but I just don’t care for the uma itself sadly. I’m saving for other umas I’m more interested in and anni is coming anyway
>>547750924Is this a coping mechanism?
>>547751539>goes to uma global general>gets pissed when people don't care about umas that aren't in global
>>547751580I want to sniff Nature's sweaty pits
>>547751539Don't you have a dead general to post in?
>>547751532i only got 1 kita first time and kinda just want to use carats on umas cuz card rolling sucks ass.
>>547751539Childhood friends are boring, that's why they always lose
>>547751539why do you care about brown people opinion?
>>547750753whoa
>>547750874without f2ps whales wouldn't have anyone to dunk on in TT/CM
>hopey-you too?
I don't like it up here
>>547751772ESLnigger...
>>547750924Most alts in Uma are unappealing for wearing burka. The only alts Im looking forward to are wedding and summer
why is this bonus not activated, I have both of them???
>>547750924Maybe you don't even have the OG, or they're your oshi so you want all their variants
>>547751761mad faggot
>>547751761Yeah I'm hoping you kys and seething that you didn't do it years ago.
>>547751539You buenafags are getting insufferable pretty fast huh
>>547750753>AIkys
>>547751814brownie...
>>547751450 (me)It also has this in the event chain. (Spoiler for the new Tamamo Cross card.)
>>547749885Lol they need to adapt this, with everyone being pissed at her
>>547751761Absolutely seething that not everyone loves his wife lmao. Get over yourself
>>547751825You have to use them or their cards
Fucking Vistrannys ruining this thread
>>547751825cards are higher
>>547751761Seethe over what? You have a different thread to talk about her and the like 50 other umas that haven't hit global yet, why are you trying to get people to care about them here?
>falseflagging to try and get people to hate a lovely CF that we won't see in global for over 3 years
>>547751898go back
>>547751995>n-no bwo i swear it's just people falseflagging
is there a jiggie up rn?
>>547751806I just got 560k today so I survive another week
>>547751714>sweaty cheer nature running up to you and hugging you after a race>accidentally jams your head right up against her pits because you're sitting down>she suddenly realizes and pulls away, embarrassed
>>547751995Yeahhhh…. totally a falseflag lmao
>i-it's just a falseflag guys i swear i'm not an insufferable fag!
>>547752046>shitting on AI is redditIt's no surprise all the /vg/ artfags left for places who actually valued them
>>547751995no one cares about buenigger
Did I read this right? It's a bonus for just having them on your deck, not for using them?
>>547751761I literally just said I didn’t care for Buena because I prefer other umas and I also play on JP. That’s already enough for you to melt down kek?
>>547750037>>547750269Kys AI tranny
>>547752168still here?
Should I start upping the cafe posting and pretend I'm going to spark her now or a few days before her banner? I don't want to ruin the equilibrium
Can we talk about Laisu and Spooky Mummy now that we got that out of our systems? Or cm finals?
>>547752174Yeppers. Go MLB those R cards you've got lying around.
>>547751995I just outright don't care about her like half of the umas that exist
Tact is cuter than Buena anyway
>>547752168I wouldn't mind AI art so much if they weren't just using it to generate fake drawings. They should do something that isn't just posing as an actual illustration.
I cannot cap speed with golshi using 3 speed cardssend help
>>547752298Facts
These are the best strats for LibraYou pulled Taishin and Hishiama, right?RIGHT?
>>547752174That's right, so with the double TP >> Double points turned on you can get ~60k points in a good run potentially
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pll94cAKeZA some random daily race @ Sonoda Racecourse (I don't think that ones in game).
>>547752078Sexual Nature
does leveling up cards give you extra event bonus
cute fangs
>>547752174Yeppers
>>547752318What about 2 pace chasers one end would that work?
Twin Turbo when?
>>547752437no it's just uncaps
>>547752318I will be running BNW
>>547743719Thanks again, anon, for sharing your Tamamo card. I really liked the events in it, especially the final event in her chain. Tamamo's voice is funny when she reacts to things like this. (Spoiler again for the new Tamamo card's events and I'll stop posting about it now.)
>>547752318>You pulled Taishin and Hishiama, right?Not intentional. I got both going for Fuku's alt. Though I only really like Amazon.
>>547752328I'm not gonna lie, I was tweaking the fuck out when I saw you needed to hit 1 million for max rewards, thank fuck it's much easier now. On the last two events I didn't even bother to max out the free SSR since literally all I had left to do before Unity came out was Parent runs and I'd rather kill myself than do those.
>>547752314You should be bursting speed almost every time
>@VF
>>547752318I thought Hishiama was shit though?
>>547752508End of next year, Taabobwo, on the same banner as Mister Cock & Balls IIRC
what am I doing so wrong? My stats are so fucking badThis feels so fucked. I know I'm a third rate trainer with fourth rate UMAs, but, holy shit, do people not get constant sleep deprived+night owls, mood downs, etc? I can go for 4+ turns without seeing a rainbow.I was trying with Rare riko before instead of Hishi Amazon but it didn't fucking do shit
Thank goodness for the QoL. Otherwise I would go insane farming EP
>all those repliesYikes that guy really struck a nerve with (you) lot huh
>>547752525oyakadon sex when?
>>547752525Was this the start of the Tamamo being babied by Super Creek memes?
>>547752696t. buenatard
>>547752318yeah, she's super fun
>>547752696Imagine the seethe of this retarded fag in particular lmao
I know it's the generic message for when you get brocked, but it's still silly to think that 600 power wouldn't be enough for the Dahbee
>>547752696don't say "huh" at the end of a sentence, it makes you look like a cunt
>>547752318I'm going 2 end closers 1 late surger so the brockage lineup
Libra Cup is just around the corner, Toreina. How are your parents coming along?
>>547752691Try an MLB wit card in place of Hishi, wit is a good place to build bubbles that you can pop elsewhere, making up the lack of a special card on strength or stamina.
>>547752872>[Deleted]KWAB
>>547750390Rolled just because I wanted to reply to this post
>>547751936>Hmmm, John Cygames has asked me to come up with a couple of uma alts for Halloween. I guess Rice Shower can get a vampire alt since she sucks...>Confound it, I'm at a loss on a second alt idea... I can't even do make that witty Tamamostein alt since she hasn't even released yet.>Wait a second. What was it that Super Creek fans called her.
>>547752929Would that help? I have like a 4* Matikanefukukitaru or something, but, I'm already struggling to hit speed/stam/power. I do try not to click wit...I'm just so tired. It's so hard.
>>547752910I reflected upon my cm2 days and realized all of my long parents are still absolute rubbish.
>>547752880It's not a power issue, the game is just genuinely dogshit, it's also more of a wit than a power issue desu, though its still mostly rng
you guys are a bunch of dumb nigger faggots
>>547751450Umas raised by kikes
>>547752907Is this you?
>>54775291012 * long but 8* wit 2*str
>>547752779I'm not sure...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq2DzxQneYk
can someone whale a SSR Bourbon real quick and drop their id? I really want to redo my Seiun with the best possible skills
>>547752318Running Creek + Eishin + GolShiSee you in B Finals
>>547753118kitasan rape
>>547753150It's the free event card
>>547752910I have about 40 to choose from. Some may even be good!
>>547753004I haven't started on my Libra aces yet, but up to 3 wit cards, wit cards in my deck paradoxically increase my overall other stats in my other runs. It lets you build bubbles without wasting energy, so you don't end up dropping into a bad failure % to build bubbles only to get the right popping opportunity on the next turn and not be able to take it.
>>547752318I got her because chocolate sexGood to know she'll have time to shine next CM
>>547753241Man I am not doing this shit in 8 hours
>Taiki carried me to A FinalsI love the howdy horse
>>547752643bro those shitters are always camping guts
kinky
おやすみ
>>547752991
>>547753168Don't do that
>>547752318I know I'll lose so at least I'll let them run together + Goldship because I'm so random
>>547753331I want Rice to do this to my penis.
>>547753287I capped mine in 2 hours, just spam bakushin runs with full event bonus deck and you're done in 6-7
I want to umapyoi
>>547752318>FraudshinPass
>>547753424Sounds kinda painful, bro.Rice wouldn't enjoy hurting her big brother.
>>547752910I've reflected long and hard on this matter and achieved enlightenment, parents are a fucking scam and worth dick and balls if you low roll with them, they're also worth about as much as simply highrolling with shittier parents, so I'll use those and hope I'm lucky, I'll get like 15 attempts per Ace at getting something good going, I'll bet on that instead of parents
>>547753456wtf, what was your % bonus
>Can't get a single SSR Riko or Rice in the free pulls>Manage to MLB R Riko and MLB basically all the useful SR's besides Flash>Can't get at least 1 Rice or Creek in 60 pulls and 15 tickets>Managed to nab Akebono to fill out my TT Sprint team and finally 3 star Grass, Halo, and Bakushin.My account feels like it both hates me and trying to help me.
>>547752174Wait but...i was using borrowed event whale cards to add a lot of the multiplier though..
>>547753479Not with my wife, you won't
Why do I need to stack groundwork AND taking the lead? Isn't one of them enough?
>>547753349What about Kitasan Rape play?
>>547753542Do you prefer 1x speed or 3x?
>>547753479with Dia
>>547753025Chiyo wouldn't say that
>>547753456i bet you have a huge dick anon, please give me your id you're awesome and I bet you get a bunch of pussy please give me your id please please please
>>547753549that game's been banned for a while
>>547753492Rice will do it when under pressure (to please).
what the hell are you doing fuku you're not meant to win races what the hell
>>547753542Because front runners want to establish the lead as early as possible and as fast as possible.
>>547753507Don't remember, but this was the deck.
>>547753264That's crazy to me. I just don't think I can do that, I mean, I'll try 1 to see but 3...thanks though
>>547753542Why do I need corner recovery and triple 7? Isn't one of them enough?
>>547753648And the company is dead so it's morally and legally permissible to pirate it
>>547753712nice, but you do know you don't need it in your deck to get the bonus right?
>>547752318I cant train long umas in Unity Cup.Im just going to use my TT umas built at URA
>>547753781I did not! I am stupid.
A quick blind test for the next CMAnything I should change my focus on? My deck and parents need more work.Kinda fucked up the Stamina and didnt cap it since I thought I would and went to get some speed instead.Feels like she has too few skills.
>>547753549It is not allowed
>>547753627How did she get away with torena rape?
>>547753663>Kikuka Sho>Literally a canon winIt was inevitable, Tokai Fraud. Bow to your lucky goddess
>>547750390>Saved up a month>Just barely got to 30k in f2p & daily carat packs>Got Super Creek on my first 10-pull What do I do with all these carats, now! Also, I got Summer Maruzensky from the anniversary banner when my carat pack renewed this morning.
>>547752174Oh snap, I need to stop cleeting Rs then.
>>547753901They are dangerous in a pair...
>>547753901Is it still illegal if she's the one doing the raping?
>>547752318Suzuka with 4 recoveries will shit on everyone. She'll be so far ahead that no one can accelerate enough to catch up. She'll also kill everyone passively by increasing the pace.
>>547753934Power of money
>>547753901these are middle schoolers btw
>>547750924Please do us all a favor and keep up that mentality and don't roll for Xmas Oguri. It's going to be mad funny
I want Ryan and Aoi both to get shot in the head
>>547754036Wait till you see MY Suzuka with 5 Recoveries
>>547752910>no uma stan and straightaway spurt for Golshi and Taishin so this is already considered shitI HATE IT
>>547754171Playing sex with Mayano
>>547754053>>547754010it's great>>547754034That is allowed
>>547754171do you think uma feet are all callused from the running?
>>547752058>https://jiggie.fun/WevjbkI made one, if you still want it.
>>547754048I guess I will have to keep the Satono bloodline in check.
>>547742949Sorry for the wait, anon. I just saw your post.
>First time in several overeating events i get slow metabolism>Next turn after that is rainbow+spirit bomb on speednice
>>547754328Realistically, yeah, runners' feet are pretty bad. Thankfully the world of imagination is boundless
Running Mejiro's is actually cancer, McQueen jobs constantly and Ryan fucking sucks
>>547754128Same but Ryan only
>>547750390100 measly rolls for my lovely imoutoand Creek
>>547754328no, they're magical horse girls with superhuman strength, their skin simply tanks the damage running inflicts on it
>>547753901 >>547754312ssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>547754530canon
I impulse-levelled all of my Rs for the event bonus, I fucking hate this game why am I so retarded
>>547754550
>>547754715Sell some shoes from inventory
>>547754530wao
>>547754715You don't get bonuses from levels bwo... Just LB
>>547754715
>>547754776you can fucking SELL them? What the fuck man
I'm bored of Satono Diamond
>>547754530this isnt training!
>>547754592
>>547754715You set your account back by months...
Unity or URA for event farming?
Is Temu Opera O the most in-text explicitly for (you) uma?
>>547754979Rating is the main source of EP so wherever you score the highest
>>547754979You get points based on the score of your uma. Unity makes stronger umas, simple as.
>>547754715>I impulse-levelled all of my Rs for the event bonus,WHY?
>>547754530
>>547754171I'll show her how adults do things.
>>547754530>obojwhat did she mean by this
>>547755026now I wonder what Digitan is using
>>547755154Good for youI'll do adult things with, on and in her
>>547755079You're asking questions already answered by the post you're replying to
>>547754328the few times they've shown feet in the anime they looked perfectly fine so who knows
>>547755195that's abaj get it right
>>547754530Can't believe Uma Contrail debuted in porn before official...
So do I not have to equip the cards or train specific Umas to get the bonus? I just have to own them?
>>547754530me on the right
>>547755219In that event, Digitan refers to the trainer as "partner", but in the Japanese version, it is rendered as "nigga". In Japan, the term "hanryo" refers to an African-American with whom one shares a bond with, maybe even a brotherly one. It often signifies "homie".
>he's using TP x 2?>doomp eet
>>547754530The superior spe descendant
every time I start the game the 1st thing I see is spechud's stupid smirking face
>>547755026Nope. It's Eishin Flash as for global.
>>547754715Just play the game with your own sparks for now, they buffed the money made from career by a alot
>>547755424(me)i forgot to change hanryo to nigga on the second one, its fucking OVER
I mean I'm not complaining since it's free points but is this shit bugged? How am I getting the other bonuses from Tamachud and Super Freak
>>547754530quite daring
>>547752318Her time has come, the destroyer of end closers
>>547754530Uma surprisingly has very small chink fans compared to other gachas but they carried the whole Uma porn scene
I see it's brown hours right now
>>547750396niggas will get $30 for free and complain
>>547755369I have no actual clue whats happening
>>547752318why would you ever want a pace chaser? none of the pace accels work
>>547755662AAAIIIIIEEE HOW CAN YOU TELL I'M POOR AND UNIRONICALLY SEETHE WHENEVER A WHALE BUYS CARATS????
honestly don't get the point of using mlb riko, this bitch is never in trainings when I need her to be to actually benefit from the energy reduction
>my pre-Aoharu 900 speed Rice Shower and Mayonegg win in test rooms??????
>>547755861this game gets really whacky
>>547755861the effects of stamina gaslighting
>>547753756Sex with Maruzensky requires a lot of recoveries
ok
>>547754530holy moly
>>547753756the odds of failing a wit check twice is pretty lowany other stupid questions?
>>547755579This is great for f2p, I only did 3 runs and Im at 100k now and Im not forced to use unoptimized decks
Who was phone?!
>>547755026yes
>>547756061
>>547753542do you want $1 or $2
Why is Nishino Flower so fucking dangerous in career
>>547754530Con-chan…
>>547756329>I'll just do this non-goal sprint>AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>547756135Shiraoki-sama saves the day again
>>547756396She's always fucking waiting there to knife you in the backShe's like the Rice Shower of short races
>>5477563290.4 accel unique
This Gold Ship is cursed. Cast her into the fire
JPfags will move on from Buena Vista soon because she's really just a FoTM horse just like Admire Groove.
>>547756282sex with Vista
>>547756603Average "oshi" enjoyer
>>547753901>>547753627Sex with this middle schooler
>>547756690If this was possible for real high schoolers most of us would be convicted criminals
>>547756603I mean look at SiL. People were insisting that her story “couldn’t be topped” and then Buena comes out and they drop her instantly. Same thing will happen with the next inevitable “power creep”
>>547756805pedophiles? probablyconvicted criminals? bwo most of the people here won't go outside at all, you think they have the balls to sexually assault anyone, fucking kek
>>547756805
>>547756690sex with ojous
>>547754530I can't goon to umas I don't recognize.
>>547750161Why am I being forced to choose? I have two hands
>Do sprint career>spirits keep landing on stamina>more on stamina>more on stamina, even during summer>speed is equal to stamina>I brought 3 speed 2 wit and a power card..............................
>>547754530abaj
>>547756916puntable
>>547756913If this logic was true an unbelievable part of the prison population would be freeAll it takes is one little push
>>547756885>apparent yandereslop >apparent childhoodfriendslopWe already know japs have shit taste and latch on to boring archetypes no matter how bad the actual characters are, I remain unconvinced these two are actually anything special
>>547756885twin umas for a threesome ending will top everything
>>547751275>Gentle>with GentilRor. Nice joke
Seriously making parents is fucking cancer, how the fuck are you losing the japan cup senior year and all your speed stamina power are all 700+ why does this keep happening every single career what the fuck is this bullshit
>>547756680expecting that the tiktok brain zoomers could enjoy something
>>547757103Thank you, I make the "Gentle Life Gentle Wife" joke a lot.
>>547757071nice greentextslop bitch
Smug Halo.
>run career>get A rank>11k points>event bonus 75%>22k pointswtf, it's going to take 50 careers at this rate to finish the event, kill me please
>>547755624Chink was never that big in hors racing. Hong Kong is a different story
>>547757319get to work bitch
>>547757250kissslop me with tongueslop, slopdacchi
>>547756925>being leashed by DiaStop.. I can only get so erect
>>547752318What do Pace Chasers even take, can they even proc NSM reliably?
>>547754530Phonehead...
>>547756603If an uma doesn't have an autistic following years after it releases it isn't a good/fun uma. Calstone Light o is posted here even though she isn't meta because she has a fun career and personality.Same goes for Support cards, if a card gets suddenly shilled a month before its banner it's a shit Support. If it's constantly shilled it's a good card.
>Run Air Groove>Notice she has awful Long aptitude>I also happen to have a Long S Air Groove for TTNow idea how the fuck did I manage that one
benkyou ka.....
>Catching up on isekaislop while farming pointsyeppers, this is the life
Are muscles good for you?
The lost hors and /uma/ mascot. Air Jihad
>>547757453as much stam as possible and hope every gold ship in the lobby fails their wit checks for recoveries
>>547757679Airji is a cutie
>>547757606DOTO
>>547757453only if others bring pace chasers too. but each room is gonna have like 2 pace chasers. it's hard to run pace chasers against endclosers with both spurt + NSM. if your pace trigger NSM and head-on asap, u can still fight against endclosers, still very hard
>Have to grind event points, have to grind borrows for parents>Take time out to grind>New umas take more time that could be used to grind>New events with old umas take more time that could be used to grind>Hotsprings tickets, claw machines, or maybe just reading stories that you havent in a long whileBut... i need to grind?>skipthis is fucking retarded, is what im saying
why are Mejiro Ryan parent runs so assshe cant win any optional races and jobs at the end of career like 70% of the timeis Dober just as bad? I want this shit to be over, give me Maruzensky or Oguri Cap brainless runs or ill blow my brains out
Stop posting lewd images of middle schoolers.
>>547757679nah our mascot is Skibidi Rizz
>>547757774Nyo
>>547757754Just don't grind for either, retard. Play the game normally and you'll get enough both parents and event points
>>547757659yes
I feel like collecting all umas is within the realm of possibility. I've been lucky with my uma pulls.But if I make that my goal I have to be ready to spark for the limited Agnes Tachyon.
>>547757774You're rightWe should go younger
>>547752174How can they be in your deck but not used in your run?
>>547757639Watchu reading?
>>547757885Yeah tr>RaisuAnon she's a high schooler
I finally downloaded the steam version since my neck was hurting. Why is it taking so fucking long to download the additional files, this shit should be done in like 5 minutes. I started 10 minutes ago and I'm not even at 5%
>>547757679>The lost hors???
>>547757890They programmed it that way
>want to run Doto and Rice>can't because they just straight up suck for this course
>>547757882You're missing 15 Umas who have less than a 1% chance of spooking you, I'm sorry to say this anon, but unless you're ready to spark on every Uma banner for the rest of the game's lifecycle you ain't getting that
>>547757774Teio...
Alright tell me that actual stamina needed for Libra, absolutely no gaslighting
>>547757520I can't wait to play this story, training your childhood friend Uma seems peak.
>>547757962some seasonal anime called "assassin status" or whatever, typical power fantasy shit. I only started watching cause the elf is hot
I live for Tamamo Cross
>>547757890They meant collection. The new change is actually not having them in your deck but you still get the bonus. Including if you own the umas and not actually doing the career with them, it's pretty nice so we don't have to run jank decks for max bonus and only need to borrow an event card.
>>547758053A LOT
Bros how tf do you get to 920,000 for the rainbow crystal? That's insane.
>>547758053At least 100
>>547757985He's one of the Golden Generation
>>547758013Train them for Libra
>>5477580531200
Seeing how people talk about CM kinda make me want to try it, but I'm new and have no idea how to.
Which sloptubers will win the finals? Make your predictionsVF: Easy win with his oshi SeiunRednu: Another embarrassing 3rd place finishMoomoo: I feel like he will get a sshitter lobby and win, dunno whySeriru: Wins the B Finals easily
>>547757679hmm fuzzy
>>547758164playing the game
>>547758053867 stam + 1 gold is the bare minimum.1000 stam + 2 golds is recommended to account for rushed, dueling, and in case one gold doesn't proc
>>547758164Have you done a career even once today?
>>547758062
>>547758035When today started I was missing 17. I got Opera and Bourbon from while attempting to get Halloween Rice. I just need to have that keep happening and also get some umas from reward tickets from time to time. If I get two spooks for every failed get then I won't even need to pull the banner umas.
>>547758195Why did you think I was talking about Virgo, woofus? They suck for Libra too
>>547758195>Runaway Suzukaholy fucking gaslight lmao
Holy fuck she's so fucking cute
>>547758208VF please login
>>547758247No I just logged on. Are points increased in general or is it just increased because the higher score in unity = more points?
is end closer digitan viable for libra?
>>547758208>Seriru: Wins the B Finals easilyhe may have lost to someone from /uma/ but I highly doubt he couldn't make it to A finals
>>547758274Uhh, childhood friends don't win...
Is this good or do I run this again with a guts card maybe
>>547758053go run the simulations yourself if you want a real answer. Also lying is not "gaslighting", "gaslighting" is the act of making someone doubt themselves or think they're going insane. Lying or bluffing for clout are entirely different.
>>547758295You're gonna get repeat spooks though, anon, the more Umas you have the less likely it is for an Uma you actually want to show up, you're just gonna be fucked by RNG at some point
I don't want to be marked by a mare...
>>547757717His career is quite good
>>547758361Haha...ha...
>>547758103Oh I liked it, I was watching it at the start of the season and I remember one of the knights was actually a pleasant and decently written character. There's almost always at least one thing done well in all these isekaislops. >I only started watching cause the elf is hotSame. That and I just like titles with assassin in them, they're always at least somewhat fun if not really fun.
>>547758358>is it just increased because the higher score in unity = more points?That and now event point bonus cards are included WITHOUT them being in your deck. PLUS there's a new function that you used double your TP to double your points earned.
>>547758361she doesn't have any innate recovery skills so she's a struggle to train but in theory yes
>>547758446too late
>leave my club to join an /uma/ club that was ~1300 this month>club now ~3100If you are in /uma/pyoi, please do some fan farming
Don't mind me, just dropping by real quick to post Pearl.
>>547758349What's that supposed to mean? You're waiting for him to stream?>>547758367I guess he will get a lucky 2nd place A finish then
>>547758561>Retired because of hornyYeah you're fucked
>>547758418>repeat spooksTell me about it. My Spe is halfway to 5 star. This was from before I pulled Bourbon and it stopped fitting on one page.
>>547757774Neigh
>>547758561
>>547758305She's great, she just needs 4 recoveries
>>547758495the only other anime i can think of with assassin in the name is assassination classroom and since I'm not into femboys I didn't like it
https://twitter.com/nananasaya3/status/1992963387018670584
>>547758208how did Rednu make it to A finals
>>547758298>A and B suckA good torena-san can make them goodAt least you admitted to being a shitter
>>547758717VF trained his aces for him but don't worry he'll end up jobbing regardless
>no longer have to gimp your deck running shitty event cards or just ingoring bonus>roulette completes in one clickHow the fuck we even made it this far. Just feels insane that few months ago we were manually clicking scamcha wheel and were forced to watch every single animation and prompt.
>>547758715>Tama is on the left ear, Creek right, Ogu center>Characters and everything synced upThere is some effort here
>>547758715C-cute...
>>547758396im a retard and forgot to say this was for libra
>>547758474>Condemned to never appear since they're afraid Americans will FREAK because jihad = muh nine elevens Why is life so unfair
>>547758206It's in the Race section of the menu. You missed the current one, though, so you'll have to wait for the one in mid-December.
Does Mayano want Ryan's ult for end closer
>>547758506>cleated my Rs because I have 2LB Tamano, 1LB Super Creek SSR and MLB SRsFuck
>>547758396>>547758852funnily enough this would be fine if it was normal creek with her recovery ult
>>547758812why does this dude keep making videoshe sucks so much ass at this game that he cant even make his own umas
>>547758826i almost miss hearing them go IKUAYOOOO not gonna lie
>>547758826Japs suffered for our sins.
>>547758908nyes and nyo. There's gonna be so many End Closers gambling for Pump it might not be worth getting
>>547757659>>547757881ryananon gets to fuck this? so lucky
>>547758706I read that manga once. The characters weren't the best (other than the main teacher dude) and yeah the main femboy was not very interesting or appealing. But the teacher's antics made it fun enough to read all the way through. I would not recommend it to others however (but neither would I recommend against it)
>pick middle team for first run>triangle
>>547758826I still watch the animation. I was never bothered by it
>>547758826>no longer have to gimp your deck running shitty event cards or just ingoring bonusHuh? How?
why did JPiggies not warn us that just having LB cards in your deck gives you bonus points. I'm starting to think these fuckers don't have our best interests in mind
>>547757774
>>547758971>*ehehehe*>gives you shoes
>>547759058
Is it possible to fuck end closers over? Is it time to make one of those anchor uraras?
>>547758906I mean how to actually make a good team. And I still lack good uma and support cards.
>>547759216that only works against Taishin
>>547759216>Is it possible to fuck end closers over?Not really, no. Even if all 3 of your own umas debuffed end closers specifically you'd need someone else debuffing them too to stop them
If you use two anchor umas instead of just urara will it be enough to fuck over the end closers with the best positioning?
>>547758208Rednu is the guy that copies friends homework
>>547759216That only hurts Taishit and it's not like she was gonna win the race anyway.
>>547758706There's a few and a bunch of manga. One of the isekai anime I really loved that had assassins in it was Sekai Saikou no Ansatsusha, Isekai Kizoku ni Tensei suru>the only other anime i can think of with assassin in the name is assassination classroomWell it's not an ecchi show, and is mostly comedic, but you're missing out, it gets good and is very fun. But if you've already watched some of it then probably wont enjoy more.
>>547759338this incident raised my opinion of Ryan substantially
Lice…
>>547759114EVERYONE told you not to cleat random cards to gamble more you monkey.
>>547758208My GOAT Noncon will win finals and paywall the video for a week on YouTube!
>>547759040Thank you. Does Mayano benefit more from Stamina or Power sparks?
>>547759373
>>547759338Imagine running SMaru with fucking Focus as one of your Groundwork triggers
not funny, didn't laugh
>>547759413Ryan didn't even Pump Iron there
how does /uma/ like my poorfag front parent deck
>>547759216No. Gold Ship will just laugh at that pink moron, proc Anchors + NSM + Spurt and zoom to the finish lineThe only way to win is to pack your own end closer and hope for the best, or run the Cap (as in Peak) and see if she can Pulse her way to victory
If you use a Runaway Suzuka and 2 pace chasers, or with a pace and one overtake front like can they make the distance from the end closers so far they can't catch up in time?
Duels are cool and all but they also let umas with literally 500 less speed in open field actually threaten you in career
>>547759253Watch a seriru video and lurk here and you'll eventually pick it up by osmosis.
>>547758935
>>547759502oh my fucking god he didn't even have S Distance on her, bitch was built to fail
>>547759502wait I do this, what's wrong with that
Imagine not having restart as one of your groundwork triggers so you activate it late and debuff everyone while surging ahead.
>>547759423Just how many first dates has Tamamo been on?
>Hot Topic>October of Senior Year
>>547759771Even groundwork alone has like 8% chance to fail at max wit, now make it double because you also need to proc focus.Also focus sucks, concentration is better.
>>547759867what about early lead as a groundwork trigger?
I've said before that there isn't lesbians in the game.But now I've experience the Doto Opera Digitan love triangle. Those bitches eat more pussy than a pack of coyotes.
Hi~
>>547759771Inconsistent and not as good as just taking extra speed, power, or savvy instead. That said, the skill itself is actually pretty good, but if your Uma needs it to porc in order to not be gimped, then it's better to just have another skill that guarantees Groundwork
>>547759940Taking the Lead + Greens is basically the ideal groundwork proc.
>>547759480Depends on your deck. If you have Power sparks use a Creek for Stam and if you have Stamina sparks use Rice for Power.This is the best Mayano I got so far, she's got 15* Power and 3* Stam parents
Do I need 1k power for libra or is that overkill?
>>547759940Aren't all wit checks the same?But obviously having 2 greens + early lead & focus together is more reliable.Though I don't remember last time I had troubles with getting 3 green skills.
>>547760056>Taking the Leaddouble jet has cucked me out of it every single time sadly
>>547759940As long as the activation is instant anything can technically work, but it comes down to how much you're willing to gamble on skill activation.
>>547760070Realistically it would give you the best odds but most people are probably settling for 600 - 700. Whales will have 1k though.
>>547759610Vivlos was more a scary cat that I thought
>>547759216I read that full armor fuku is good when end closers dominateso I think im gonna run her. Got spooked by her pulling for Digitan but she's pretty cute
I'm so jaded by Libra I'm relying on Unity training to give me Straightaway Spurt
>>547760056so 1 early lead + 2 green is okay? or are you saying 3 greens too
>>547760114Well, that problem is about to solve itself with the freebie SSR from the event
>>547759216Golshi can and will tank every debuff so no.This will be the worst CM to date because you will see Golshi/Taishin/Mayano every single time and nobody's going to win much outside of Golshi.
>>547760114Just use bourbon
>>547760229>>547760261I looked up the stat gain on gametora, not very good.
>>547759967That's literally just Digitan headcanoning Doto and Opera O as lesbians, if you do their careers and read their stories it's clearly nothing more than a good friendship/rivalry.
>>547760291Statgain is propaganda
I totally forgot the event was today and spend all my energy beforehand...
>>547760118I don't think it needs to be instant. I had early lead take a bit to trigger instead of out of the gate and had groundwork immediately trigger along with it.
>>547760294Digitan is such a degenerate.I love her so much.
>>547760294Cope so tremendous they can see it from space, I'm in awe
>>547760207Taking + Dodging + Prudent will work on every track (barring failing wit check) which is nice, and later on dodging+ prudent is required as the lane speed actually contributes to velocity.
>spent 2 weeks farming Virgo aces, a bit tired>spend 3 days making a Golshi for Libra, already want to jump from a bridgeThe moment I get all event rewards my danchud will regret the QoL changes
>>547760510t. Digitan
>>547760514>later onhave you not been playing for the past 2 weeks? It's already here
>>547760396Your carats?
>>547760294True
>>547760587Except it doesn't do anything. Do you see your horse schmoove away/toward the rail upon starting.
>>547760510Oh boy agnes and agnes enjoyers are already going to be annoying I see
>>547760601nyo
>>547756603Maybe some posters ITT are actually interns
>>547758592I like her design a lot more after I saw her race wear, I think the school uniform is a big debuff
>>547760685look it increases speed
>>547760695Spend your carats. Only 20 carats for a double TP run!
>>547760690who?
>>547760690>going to bespotted the agnesfag
>>547760065Thanks
Why don't any of my cards have an event bonus this time?
umaooooo bwos it looks like we will keep S rank pretty easily this month. Will the quota 60 million autism get lowered. I'm tired of doing hag fan runs
Is Maya a good enough replacement for Taishin if I don't have another end closer to use?
why yes I do think Turf S is an acceptable substitute for Long S. no I don't want to hear dissent
>>547760791
>>547758592>>547760727I really like Pearl. She reminds me of Jessie from Team Rocket or Mai Valentine on Yugioh. Right in the childhood fetish starters.
>>547760801Now that Buena made millions, the for (you) trend will never stop.
>>547760889Quota is 67m, bwo~
>>547760510It's genuinely not. Doto and Opera O have one of my favorite relationships in uma, not because they're "lesbians" or whatever but because of how wholesome it is in the sense that a lot of it is Opera O building up Doto's extremely low self confidence.
>>547761021
Need some advice for Libra. I have 1LB Super Creek and both my ticket and crystal left. I know she gets way better at 3LB. I'm still at 1LB Kitasan but I have 50k carats right now so I'll be able to spark twice for Kitasan and only need one in those 400 pulls to get MLB. Should I got ahead and use my items now to get SC to 3LB or just wait?I kinda want to get her stronger now but I doubt I can even get platinum while I'm still borrowing Kitasan instead of using my own and another powerful borrow.
>>547760923S distance unironically matters more for miles than longs. Almost all my Mile races end in like 1-3 horse length wins. Meanwhile for Longs a random Golshi gets all the accels and wins by 8 lenths.
>>547761093Yes, use those items to get SC to 3LB then roll on Kitasan banner.
>>547760968
Further Halloween puzzling. You're training too much and it's showing in your running. Puzzle gives +15 energyhttps://jiggie.fun/4qTJOEhttps://jiggie.fun/4qTJOE
>>547761038You're replying to a coping yuricucktroon bwo
>>547760291Low Specialty Prio + no TE sounds bad, yes, but it's largely made up for by being a roaming Speed bonus card, the only other wit card in the game right now that has Speed bonus is Seiun.
>>547761234
>>547761093If you already had LB3/MLB Kitasan I would say do it. In this case though you're fucked either way, you won't be able to win Libra.
>>547760892yes
>>547761323She’s stealing Rice’s shtick!
>>547759821Fifty.
>>547761323Wow, a character not in my game yet. Huh, wow
>>547761431>my
>>547760892There is no way there is enough fat on Mayas body for her to have love handles.
>>547761239Sorry I just like talking about and posting Doto.
>>547761323
Hell yes
>>547761323Cute childhood friend gf
>>547761514Doto is the most lesbian. TM Opera O might be too autistic to even have a sexuality. Doto is clearly in love with Opera O though.
>>547761334Yeah thats what I was thinking. I've never got a platinum yet (2nd in A or 1st in B every time so all Golds so far) and I know I won't be able to until I get my own MLB Kitasan so I can start borrowing other things. I was thinking to play a bit conservative if by some miracle I pull dupes in those 400 pulls.
>>547761334You can do it desu. Odds are you won't get 2 Creek spooks from the Kita banner so you won't have to cleat a Creek. And even if you get really unlucky with the Kita banner and don't get her once 3LB Kita is good enough and 3LB is guaranteed for you.
>>547761596you made 24k rating uma????
I love you, anon!
>Hotsprings ticket>Absolute shit ass garbage run>Probably will end up getting less top speed in Aoharu than a B+ run from URA i made when i had done maybe a grand total of 10 careers to figure things outCool beans
>>547761669then stop eating like a pig and killing my wallet
This is not especially important but I just learned that the origin of オナ二ー is from the German word "Onanie", which I guess makes sense since it's not a very Japanese-sounding word.
>>547761620Cope so tremendous they can see it from space, I'm in awe
>Bottomless Pit event literally 2 turns in a rowOguri Fat (as in obese)
>>547761669Do you?
>>547761093>>547761637wrong reply
>>547761648Tick the event bonus box when you start a career bwo
I dropped a good bit of my savings on the gooner, and just wasted my last 20,000 pulling for Vamp Shower (only got a Mummy Creek) how fucked am I going forward?
>>547761751kek
>>547761730>German word "Onanie"What the fuck? I've never heard of tha-->It's another word for MasturbationI only know "onanieren", never heard or read the other thing. How odd
>>547761737
>>547758326what is this supposed to be for?
>>547761862I did the same as you. I wanted to do it. It will be more fun to collect from a low amount.
How did i end up with 600 stamina and 400 guts in a Bakushin career? I had no stamina or Riko cards loaded and maybe 5 stamina sparks total...
>*WHEEZE* *HACK* *WHEEZE* *WHEEZE* *HACK* *WHEEZE* *HACK* *WHEEZE* *HACK* *WHEEZE*
>>547761479As opposed to the one that somebody else has access to in some other country, such as Japan. You know, the one that has its own general thread right here on this board.
>gets spurt from amazon hint>gets spurt from spirit training>gets spurt twice from inspirationspurt overload
>>547761730I've been studying moonrunes for 3 years now and always assumed it was of Japanese origin. Interdasting
How is Cheerleader Nice Nature so fucking hot bros? She's the only one that goes from cute -> pure sex with one of her altsMaruzensky and Summer Maruzensky, both sexSpecial Week and Summer Special Week, both cuteAir Groove and Wedding Air Groove, both sexFuku and Armor Fuku, both cuteBut default Nice Nature is the cutest but her simply replacing her pigtails with ponytails makes her sex
NOOOO SPURT WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE 1 STAR
>>547761730>>547761908uh, you do realize it's a biblical reference, right?it's jewish in origin
>>547761730onanii does sound like a Jap word tho
>>547761928
>>547761998chill johnny c
>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST
Would Agnes be a better Wit card than Maki in Unity if I have both MLB? She has better specialty priority
How is Fuji Kiseki ? Just got her in a single pull (would prefer Rice but I'll take it)
>>547761093I would say to save the pick ticket and gem for now. I understand how it feels to have an advantage burning a hole in your pocket, but imagine sparking and coming up short on the LAST CHANCE to get kitasan at elevated rates. Even once it stops being the BEST speed card it is still included in decks for a long time as a second best then third. After typing that out, definitely save it. Libra is one CM you'll have to tough out, not having Kitasan Black MLB will destroy your fun of the game as long as you play. Picture unrelated.
>>547759850grind that reporter bitch i fucking hate her
>>547762139>THE BESTTHE BEST>THE BESTTHE BEST>THE BESTTHE BEST
>>547762057I can't jerk it to my neighbor.
>>547762057Schoolgirl cheerleaders are just that hot
>>547762118It's just kinda boring to see all these spoilers for as-yet-uninteresting characters here over and over (they will become interesting when I actually can find out what their animations, voices, stories, personalities, etc. are)
>>547762083>it's jewish in originThat would make a whole lot more sense, and explain why I've never heard of the word my entire life.>>547762217>I can't jerk it to my cute neighbor next door
>>547761936Those kind of plushies can be hooked to your bag or some other thing that lets them dangle in your room
>>547762187She's doing alright, thanks for asking.
>>547762173I don't know, but Mejiro and Narita probably are.
>>547762217
>10/15 Umas rebuilt via aoharu>consistently hitting 540k+this is nice
>>547762118Post a good uma instead of the current banner uma that will be forgotten in 3 weeks and people won't complain.Never saw someone complain about pic related getting posted.
>>547762435NO ONE LIKES CHESTNUTsTHEY'RE NOT CUTEBOYS ARE NOT CUTE
>>547762435>Torena-san! Stop trying to have sex with me or other umas you fucking retard. I want you to tell me I'm AWESOME.
>>547762274https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan
Ended up shilling out for the 7500 anniversary carats. Currently have 12 of the 30 3-stars that you can get on the paid banner. Do I do it?
>bring rice and creek>neither of them finish their chainsWhy is this allowed?
>>547762057>Walks towards you
wait so now you get the bonus of your entire deck collection?
>>547761730Nigga did you really not known what onanism means?
Sorry Danchou, I'm busy working on the jiggie.
>>547762089It's always felt to me like it has an unusual rhythm for Japanese.More typical would be おなに or おおなに.
>>547762274I can only masturbate to someone if I'm several miles away and in the safety of my own home. You wouldn't get it.
>>547762517Ok you're awesome at sex
>>547762643In your home I get it, but why several miles away?
>>547761936i meant its bancho with some kind of costume i havent seen before, or is it fanmade?
>My child with Falco
>>547762524Learn something new everyday, thank you.>>547762643>You wouldn't get it.Very true.
>>547762480Thats it Spe I'm sending Grass wonder after you
WE WANT JIGGIE WE WANT JIGGIE WE WANT JIGGIE
>>547762550doing the daily pulls is still technically better value than the guaranteed 3* especially if you already have so many of the pool
Is the gift of the wheel completely random or you have to calculate when to press the button to complete the bingo ?
>>547762858I can't resist the jiggie. My runs are suffering. Danchou, please understand...
>>547762858Really, again?
>>547762768What the heck!?>Tail around legThe good shit
>>547762858>>547762913I'll bake one>>547762927
>>547762751This seems to be her usual outfit with an additional coat that resembles the unique cloth that they put over victorious horses, alongside the victory sashes.
>>547762751You don't have it?
moar jiggie
>>547762426Are you wit + concentration maxxing?
>>547762927Jiggie addiction is no trivial matter.
>>547762913I know your danchou, we want to the same elementary school, he's a cool guy, I'm sure he'll allow it
>>547762975not witmaxxing, still trying to win, but I am concmaxxing by having suzuka stam in pretty much all my new TT Umas
i want to rub her ears so bad i bet they are warm and soft and she would probably orgasm from just getting her ears rubbed i love rob roy so much bros she looks so sweet and soft
>>547762708To avoid the potential of that person knocking on my door while I'm in the middle of the deed.
Around 2027
Have you heard of Silence Suzuka before?
https://jiggie.fun/wT1b3Q
>>547759110Every event bonus card just gives you bonus for existing in your collection. No longer need to run them in your deck. I think it takes the highest bonus per each character, and it depends on their rarity and limit break.
>>547762618I dunno if I was playing a Jap game or watching an anime and heard some guy say onanii I wouldn't think it was a loan word from another language or something. I don't know much Japanese though
>>547763135Myes. I got drunk and start hallucinating she's reincarnated Ayrton Senna but without the icky sides
i love this game...
>>547763021Can you post your general deck? I've been a 5656 flip flopper since month one but I think I may be able to get to 6 retention if I really try to remake my stuff.
>>547763141Ah, shit. Here we go again...
>>547763249adjust based on the legacies and growth bonuses of your uma
>>547763079Same but with Chrono. Big eared umas are so cute…
Is it possible to mess up and get bullied in jiggie? I've always been too scared to join for that reason
>>547763142>my Rs are at 0LB because I had their better SSRs and SRs so I turned them into cleats and now I'm missing out on an extra 40%Goddamn why didn't someone warn me?
>>547750240But Bakushin is here for this, Curren is not retarded
>>547763417If you mess up you get drawn and quartered
i don't know what gold skills to get for end closers
>>547763553dominator
>>547763417Not really? You don't even have to do anything. You can just go watch.
Cute!
danchou said we're not allowed to 2x the event since it gives less fans
>>547763553NSM, 2 gold recovery, curvature is all you need
>>547763428I don't think It gives a fuck about lesser versions of your support cards.
>>547763417anon we're not gonna take you to a back alley for summary executionjust don't move pieces other anons obviously are working on and you should be fine, unless it's clear that you can match them somewhere
>>547763405Donkey umas are the best
any other guinea pigs building tachy for the next CM? i've been struggling a lot to get 1200/1000, most of my builds end up around 1000/900/900been running 3 spd + 2 sta + riko with power parents
>>547763492We have to draw too? I thought it was just a puzzle >>547763654>>547763761oh ok I'll watch for a bit without moving anything then and see how it goes
>>547763831the only way to play tachy in longs is recoverymaxxing because it's really funny
>>547763831just get a better deck bwo
>>547763405True
Is the Dodging Danger/Prudent Positioning combo actually worth it?
>>547763991no
>>547763991it's really good but farming it is hell
>>547763991I use it in TT
>>547763972she's all ears
>>547763887I hear you need two gold recovery skills for cm6, does that include her unique skill?>>547763920i-i see...
>>547763991it's fun and good, but treat it as an extra if you can get itI run raw falco SSR so it's kinda common for me with ksb
>>547763972Those aren't her vampire wings...
>>547757071What's your slop? Don't be shy maybe we can cook something up in the uma cafeteria
Anyone building Narita Brian for the next CM? What cards and legacies are you guys running? She just spooked me while rolling for Rice/Creek and I like how she has innate beeline burst
>>547764018I can get it.>>547764057I'm build a last ditch Seiun Sky for Virgo finals.>>547764192Me too, fuck spark fishing for Groundwork.Umalator seems to like it. Comparing the same Seiun with and without the combo she goes from 85% leading on the final leg to 50/50. I guess I'll take it then.
>>547763242Same>but it's not RiceMy oshi is Creek, I don't care about Rice
>>547764292How…?
what are the best skills for rice? I'm doing my first run with her
>>547757071you actually dont know how heavily bland written the release umas are but you'll soon know enough if you keep playing the game a few years
cm5 finals status?
>>547763242>>547764479(me)Don't laugh at my fuck up please....
What G1s do you guys do (and which position) for Mayano's Secret event?
>>547764613Im cooked but its okay, i believe in my umas
>>547764473I like how fluffy her ears look
which one of these 2 would you send to the open finals? tired of trying to get mile S on her, gotta do the event
>>547764613Digitan will win it for me, and if not then I have an Oguri and Taiki I trained on the fly as back up but I really want Digitan really badly....when she gets going then she wins by more than 4 lengths but if something goes wrong she loses in 8th-9th place.
>>547764613I'm too lazy to refarm so I'm just praying for an easy matchup
>>547764169>does her ult countyes, but do know that if you get lucky pacer you're dead because then your ult doesn't triggerrecoverymaxxing would probably want you to have more wit and less stam and just make it up with more gold recoveries though. I suppose adding power to make up for the shitty accels in this track would be good. Pacers would probably do 1.1k+2 and you can drop 200 stam for every gold recovery added. So I guess you COULD do something like 700 stam + 3 gold + ult and at least 600 wit (preferably more, since you want to activate all your recoveries and not whiff and it gives better positioning to trigger ult and also reduces stam on downhills)Come to think of it, you might just be able to run a mile statline on long except you're using gold recoveries doing this lol. Although you'd be missing out on velocity skills maybe
>>547764613i luckshitted into group A and my life is going to end 20 hours from now
>>547764473>Super fluffy ears>Super cute yawnMy wife is so darn cute!
As always I get fucked by distance S but I pray she can get me my first Plat.
>>547764314I've used Brian for every CM she's been around for so far, and I'm running her as an end closer this time. I'm trying this "whale" deck with lower LBs but the rainbows just aren't coming yet
>>5477647432
>>547764613good chance for 2ndif I win it's more funds for umas againhope I don't match with piggers
>>547764613I remade my Seiun to get Taking the Lead from wit bourbon and I believe in her.
>>547764987You grinded 400k event points to MLB Bourbon?
as a non meta player maybe i should post my builds just to make everyone mad and yes i do use them in CM and yes i have won a couple of times
>>547764613I've come to terms with the fact I'm just not committed enough to bother farming the perfect aces. Just in it for my charity carats from A finals now.
>>547763235anon, that's literally a common belief among keibafags, suzuka was born the day Senna died
>>547764613I am turbo fucked
>>547757071>>>>still is a yanderebro doesn't even know what he's talking about
>>547764987Whale-sama I kneel!
>>547765101metafags are a loud minoritywe love offmetaCHADS here
>>547765117>suzuka was born the day Senna diedhory shieeeeeeeeet
>>547765072Sure did, takes about 2 hours if you just spam runs on short distance umas.
>>547759616it is often said in /uma/ that currently, global doesn't have the stat capability of doing Oonige Suzuka for longer mediums (2200m+) or longs. I doubt very much she'd make it to the end of Libra, even with 1100 stam +3 golds. Try it and see, however. It will be hard because you'll need 10 Long sparks to get her A affinity. Ganbatte.
>>547765120he gets is opinion from memes and shitposts from third worldies but don't worry global will eventually catch up
>>547764987Jesus fucking christ, deck? Maybe bringing my oonige into finals isn't a bad idea.
>>547764662pace at the beginninglate from kikuka sho to tenno springfront on takarazukaend for the last races
>>547764987>hit the mlb card>hit S>hit hot springsIt's is written
Is the ingame club search function broken, I can't find anyone..
>>547764613pessimistic that rng will finally come to fuck me despite having my 2 most elite aces of any cm to date
>>547765308See >>547765171
>>547765383did another thing break? club chat been unusable since the big patch
>>547765171Admirable. A piggy (non derogatory) who's willing to grind in order to win
>>547759616Could work, Daiwa front for maximum mileage since her ult will work perfectly if Suzuka stalls out at the start of late race, you need to make sure Suzuka has a big enough lead to not get overtaken by the midrace tho
>>547764987how the FUCK did you manage to pull this off before registration for finals closed
>>547765117It's all beginning to make sense...
>>547765459It's always showing the clubs no matter what I type
>>547761292nta but doesn't the Speed bonus only trigger when she has a rainbow training?5 TE isn't great, but at least it's something I'll probably use her for my Mayano runs, her skills looks very useful.
>>547765568The same clubs*
>>547765675no, any stat bonus can proc anywhere where that stat is affected. for instance, kitasan's power bonus benefits speed, power, and guts training
grinding until bond 15 for that secret sex event
>>547764987all that just to get cucked by ooniger suzuka
>>547765762go back to your containment general
>5 borrows>TP doubled for event traininguhhhh damn is this where my tp pots go to die
>>547765152oh yeah gaze upon the random bullshit i cobbled together and no i wont read a guide that just makes the game boring
2025 Cyge vs 2021 Cyge
>>547765762HOLY BASED>>547765834>coming from the indotard mad over divegrasslmaoooooooo
>>547765454>MLB Kitasan>3LB FMI only have a 3LB Kitasan...Maybe Fuku can sub for FM? I'll probably have to sacrifice a bit of wit.May I ask why 4 wit over Riko + 3 wit?
>>547761093Just wait. Hold those crystals/pick tickets. Wait until you're done sparking Kita's banner. This is how you cement advantage. Who knows? You might get three copies of Kita during the banner, and Super Creek might spook you. You'd then have a distinct advantage you wouldn't have if you blew them early. Uma Musume is really a test of your patience.
>>547765310Thanks
jiggie was strangely addictive but i got to stare at a bunch of pieces of Opera O and admire each one of them like she deserves
Fantastic jiggie, now I gotta go back to my botched Vodka career and face reality
https://jiggie.fun/jIDUZ9https://jiggie.fun/jIDUZ9https://jiggie.fun/jIDUZ9https://jiggie.fun/jIDUZ9Were you done with puzzles? Did you want to train instead? Oh I'll give you train
AHAHAHAHA!
>>547764613A finals but silver for sure. Power gap between whales/people who luck shitted MLB Kitasan really grew after the new scenario. Once I no longer need to borrow her and use my two SSR upgrades, I'll be sitting much better.
>>547765834contain this*unzips cock*
>>547765762Holy based
>>547765762is 550 the max slots in JP currently?
>>547765971I played 3 wit + Riko for my pre-finals Seiuns and it feels significantly harder to hit 1200 speed/1200 wit compared to this, most my runs after I got Bourbon hit at least 1100/1100 and it was mostly a matter of doing a couple until the skills I wanted were all there. The FM -> Fuku sub should work fine, but you'd drop below 35 race bonus, I'd consider playing SSR Dober over SR to fix that if you go that route.
>>5477662531k but it cost 30 carats for 5 slots
>>547766379that's cheap!
>>547766379I'd pay thatmy stupid sentimental ass would totally pay thatthank god you can keep pushing the cap up
never beat the npcs by 9Ls
What is the best acceleration skill for a pace chaser in Libra?
>>547766601>he didn't eclipse ngmi
>>547766649NSM or a lucky Rushing Gale
>>547766601distance is easy if they whiff their recoveries and you outstam them
>>547766649head on, ignited spirit power
>>547766672What's wrong with shooting for victory and red shift?
>>547766713is that why some fucking npc with like barely 200 speed beat the fuck out of me?
>>547766649head-on
>>547766772They will fire like twenty seconds into the final spurt lmao
>Build a better TT team>Harder to get a good score since I'm in whale territory and not wit maxxing territory yet.
>>547765171once you get those MLB SSR's do those runs just....happen? boggles the mind
>>547766790Super Creek is the deadliest on Tenno Sho since her dumbass ult gives a big recovery, if you fail to proc your gold stam skills she will gap you
>>547766790yeskikuka sho and tennosho spring are pure stamchecks. Every single npc will gas out and if you don't gas out you winboth you and the npcs get +400 to your stam, so guts and wit are also important because they don't get +400, and recovery skills are deceptively stronger on the npcs than you think. Sometimes you check the enemy Big Mac and she just packs 2 golds + a few whites and it's nasty
>wittmaxxing and concmaxxing got me 142kuma truly is a wit game
>>5477666491200 power
>>547766649a & s
>>547766894finemo and biko is about 25% more TE than you'd have on your own deck. Even if you never get to press on them every single turn, if you even tap on them half the time, it's still ~15% more stats, and that'd probably make a 13k uma 15k. Probably won't happen, but definitely gonna happen a lot more
>>547763831you should be using MLB R Riko and borrow MLB Super Creek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOEMV8m93BM18 years ago someone in niconico made a song about making riceballs salted by cesario's summer sweat (the IRL race horse)Japanese degeneracy
I hope tachyon is goodshe can probably do a meme recovery build with 1200/x/1200 and her ult actually gives 0.25 velocity for 4 seconds, it's almost as good as goldship's but it's also a fat heal
Man this really is Gemini all over again>good statline>no spurt>get spurt, long S, end S, good skills>uncapped speed, sub 800 stamina, absolute witlet
>>547767134I have a 2LB Biko (zero kitasan tho), and yeah, highrolls using her just shit out stats. Makes sense. I'll be able to MLB Kita next month, so there's that, at least, still trapped in 12-13k uma prison for now.
>>547766896>>547766937well that really explains why I lost with rice shower, fucking super creek won by 6 lengths and left me in shock.
>>547767234actually it started as a shitpost pasta and then became a shitpost song but yes
>>547764987Enjoy your late start
>>547767234>its catchyheh
>>547766891There's an awkward transitional period for sure. I'm over the hump and hitting 600k+ now but it got dicey for a bit. Even when I lose all 5 I'm hitting 530k sometimes.
>>5477672349月だというのにたくさん汗をかいた シーザリオまたがっていた(またがっていた!)僕の手にはびっしょりのシーザリオの汗両手を広げて吹かれる 時間を忘れた手にできた結晶を僕はおひつを開けて おにぎりを握ったおいしいね シーザリオ
>>547764613I believe in my Digitan, Mayano and Rice.
>>547767274I think she has potential. Maybe running 2 speed (KSB plus sweep/biko/bakushin), 2 stam (super creek + top cun/cafe/ZRR), riko, and a wit card. Inherit full power and you could hit 1200/1000/1000/x/500+
Digitan lovers please post a high WR Digitan+deck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZPq5iYCyw4https://www.youtube.com/shorts/x_r_5anRRQwWhy did they make Spe's daughters heavily for (You)?
>>547767234wait what the fuck, there were umamusume before the game? What's going on here?
>>547767170i actually have been until this run, just wanted to test something different. my stat lines with R Riko and MLB Super Creek usually end up around the same
>>547764613its over
>>547767686https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm1165159here's the actual old vid
>>547767441I deranked myself to get easy 550ks
>>547767712should be able to solve this
>>547767537or inherit stam for the double power deck since that can give you rice for double recoveries.2spd riko and a combination of 1 wit/2pow or 2wit 1pow. I can see it happening. Literally just training for a mile statline. She has speed bonus too so it won't be hard to cap her speed with 2 speed
>>547767712Is fine motion for (You)?
>>547766078
>>547767917
>>547767905Yes, as much as yuriniggers tend to ship her with shakur, in her career she is heavily for (you)
turbo bread>>547768019>>547768019>>547768019
Apparently that mob girl was supposed to be proto Jungle Pocket
Are people really just going to do all end/late for Libra? I'm bringing spooky rice but i'm wondering if i should even bother with any ability that requires you to be in not-first or pass anyone. Like, unless there's a frontrunner to set the pace, she's either going to be pace setter or be behind pace setter unable to overtake.It's On? who's she passing mid-race? nobody.Triumphant pulse? whose gonna be ahead of her by so slim of a margin at 200m that it would reverse the speed difference?No Stopping Me? Who's stopping her? nobody.I get the feeling I should be building her like a frontrunner despite being pace.Groundwork to steal pace setter.Raw velocity skills like straights/corners, inside scoop, keeping the lead, homestretch, tail held high, instead of passing skills AXS, DDC, VLM as uniquesand gamble highlander.Do you think there will be enough end closers that I could run her as late and still be in the front 5>>547767375OG Rice has that problem a lot, esp if trying to run her for sprint or mile since you really don't want to overstam or buy recoveries.Succ Rice's unique is a stupidly consistent gold heal and she generally does not have that problem.
>>547768059Looks like duramente, funny
>>547767552Also adding to this anon, I'm planning to build a Digitan for next CM.What are my odds if I can squeeze 16 long parents?
>>547768430you'd need 4 long inspirations to hit SI took tickezo from F to S for mile and I hit mile S with 15 mile sparks and double circle affinity maybe 3 times out of 15+ runs
>>547760412yes technically any time early race, but the point of groundwork is to get a ton of accel at the start so you don't get blocked and get to the front ASAP. So you want it to activate instantly
>>547758195WHEN ARE PEOPLE GOING TO STOP PRETENDING TOP GUN IS GOOD??? >b-but she gets F-FREE SPURT!!!WOW COOL HER ULTIMATE IS LITERALLY WORSE THAN A WHITE SKILL
>>547758195>Seiun Sky in Blol
>>547761862as long as you don't care about CM (lol) it doesn't matter