Previous: >>547749753>Global Game NewsCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 2+3Current Rate Up: Rice Shower (3* Alt), Super Creek (3* Alt), Agnes Digital (3*), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR), Biko Pegasus (SSR), Sakura Bakushin O (SSR), Fine Motion (SR)Current CM: VIRGO CUP - Hanshin 1600mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/11/24 - Story eventDecember TBA - LIBRA CUP - Kyoto 3000m>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Buena Vista (3*), Transcend (3* Alt), Wonder Acute (3* Alt), Tokai Teio (SSR), Mihono Bourbon (SSR), Kiyoko Hoshina (SSR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst
>Gooner shit, using the same image twiceBrown hands made this thread, again.
>>547768019turbo should stop spreading so much, her umanko is bulging out
>>547768059looks more accurate to irl pokke, she's actually black
>>547767905100%
>>547767796So wait they didn't have umamusume yet but they already wanted to just fuck the race horses as is?I was not aware of their game.
>>547768125i only make threads with pics anons want
Sometimes the poor balance between umas is frustratingI REALLY want to make a good super creek, but I'm starting to realize that even if I ultra-highroll into S rank stats, she probably won't win any real races.
>>547768314/vt/ shite skins are not anons.
*chew*
>>547768125You could make it a little less obvious how it makes you seethe ntranon, it's a little obvious you've become "that general's OP autism" guy which only makes people want to make even more bread
>>547768125The irony, considering the NTR pic you posted is also used as op like twice or thrice
Hey, /uma/.Don't you think Super Creek is cute?
>>547768538>Reading comprehensionYou ESL or something?>547768537Trying too hard samefaggot
>>547768143>unlimited creampie sex>but you can't make little umas of your own
>>547768371>Halloween Super Creek’s ultimate is better for miles and sprints over mediums and longsWhat did they mean by this?
>>547768710>Saying like it's a bad thing
>>547768371Creek is only good once she get her Taimamanin alt
I don’t give a fuck about CM anymore. I wanna replay my old 360 games, and grinding for parents just wastes time I could spend on gameplay I actually enjoy, like Gears of War and Front Mission Evolved. From now on, I’m in it for the waifus only baby, 1 career a day, and not a SINGLE TP more. I’m gonna play this game for the cute waifus and their stories, and thats it
>>547768371She was doomed the moment her card was meta. Same with S.Maru but the hammer hasn't dropped yet
NTRcuck having a melty
>Be forced to run Arima Kinen on Vodka's career>Obviously fucking lose>Gain a negative skillThe fuck's their problem, i swear this game was designed by retards for (even bigger) retards
Should I get Ignited Spirit GUTS? Or should I not only get it, but also pound so hard on the plus button that the game somehow glitches and gives me a second copy of it to reward me for how relentless and GUTSY I am?
>>547768775if you didnt want to waste time you should start by not posting on a chinese basket weaving forum
>>547767441I'm at the top of A3 so I'm assuming A4 and up are easier.I was getting much higher scores at A2
I'm scared for tomorrow, bros... I have had a 70% or greater win rate in every CM so far, but I've never won. If I lose tomorrow the crash out is going to be insane... I'm afraid, bros...
>>547768775sure thing
>>547768710>but you can't make little umas of your ownwhy not?you assume the three goddesses didnt ensure everything was in working order when they ported the soul over.
>>547768947I've already accepted that I'm going to lose.
>>547768775Hell yeah, another sensible casual player is born. Save the hardcore effort for games that reward it
>>547768019Hey, that's Double Jets!
>>547768541love how she looks in the new animevery young and soft
do i stand a chance bwos
>>547768125>>547768680
>Do the bonus and get like 40K-50K per run>Got 120 of those toughness saved up I might actually be able to get that 920000 crystal
when are we getting the spark reroll thing again
oh thank God, Coffee hasn't changed his Seiun Sky
>>547769040there is ALWAYS a chance, especially when you're gamblemaxxing
>>547768143How is her SR event card ?
uh oh brown sharty melty...
>>547769040i've won cms with worse. just let shiraoki-sama take the wheel and believe
>>547768412it's one of the pics i've seen the anon who makes rooms on tuesdays and sundays for /uma/ use, my bad then
Team Zenith's Domiziana and Cravat just crushed my dirt team(Team Carrot won every other race though)
you now will include shart in your favorite uma's name
>>547768775Woah an actual retro gamer
deep breath is a stupidly reliable skill? or what gold skill that rice has were you refering to (I dont have her btw)
I bot 90% of my runs lol
>>547768775you're not getting any mlb event cards on 1 career a day
>>547769341share settings
>>547769382No
>>547769076>Muh brown>Muh SEA hoursKek it do be like that, pure coincidence they show up during those hours
Do I do 2x careers!?
>>547769341wow you too!?
>>547769429yes
>>547769382default
>>547769040seems like wit and cap speed (or close to it) is more important than mile and turf S huh
>>547768773Wait, is the Ninja alt meta? I was just gonna save up for that one because it looks amazing.
>>547769460how many fans do you get a day
what will you do if you lose the finals?
>>547768019/uma/ should stop taking advice from that brownoid seriru. Biggest jobbertuber
Maruzensky?Undefeated and Banned (for being too good).
what cards do i use fro Libra golshi
i cant get bonuses from mlb whale card borrows anymore rightthose were already like +50% on their own
>>547769581I won't fault him, he was facing /uma/'s cap (as in peak)
>>547769461Do I get 2x the fans?
>>547769571start a new run of skyrim
>>547768775I think that's the main goal of Cygames holding CM in global like once every 3 weeks. To make us burn out faster and not gaf about it anymore so will make the competition easier for newfags.
>>547769643
>>547769581his horses are good though. he just didnt hit pump at the right time probably
>>547769571Accept the rape punishment my aces will give me
>>547769643no, but danchou can go fuck himself
>>547769643yeah
>>547769569enough. i use it to get my dailies done and to avoid raging over parent (stat sparks) farming.>>547769469this. it's far more about the deck than the settings.
>>547768541The cutest.
>>547769581Its kinda weird how I've seen way stronger umas in /vg/ and /v/ practice rooms than witgod's, he's not a fraud but you'd think he'd build better ones.
>>547769571probs kms desu senpai. my S rank taiki better not get put in a lobby with 3 front runners.
For me its osananajimis, so when are we getting Buena? 2029?
>>547769643Yeah, you basically get double everything. You even get the option to do a free spark reroll at the end of the run
Was event QoL release at halloween event in JP too? When can we expect spark reroll?
>>547768371>>547768770run normal creek and select her halloween alt's costume as her racewear>>547768793>>547768770She's actually fine. bring 1 frontrunner so her unique will go off and she'll have lower stam reqs than every other pace. She can do stam inherits and run Rice Power + Biwa Power and raise stam through power training. Biwa also comes Inside Scoop which will activate once you're already at top speed, and pressure, which will activate after you pass your frontrunner.the 2% from her unique heal compared to a regular gold is worth 100 stam, so she can understam by 100 compared to other pace chasers and use the energy somewhere else. 180 more SP from races to buy long straights + corners to supplement not having a speed unique? easier time getting 1200 speed and power?You just have to leverage her advantage.
>>547768541super cute
>>547769887christmas oguri release
>>547769880Do you get 2x dream glimmers?
WHAT STATS DO I NEED FOR LIBRA
>>547769571You mean business as usual?
>>547769571Nothing. I pre-accept my loss the day before
>>5477700051200/1200/1200/1200/1200
>>547768019>Twin Turbo finishes a race first somehow but she faceplants onto the turf>once the race officials give me the OK I rush into the track to help Twin Turbo>no injures, not even a scratch or a bruise from her fall, she's just tired and heaving>she smiles at me after I flip her over>I try picking her up, first princess-carry style>she slips from my arms because of how sweaty she is>try putting her on my back>she flops back because she's so tired she can't even wrap her arms around me>third time's the charm, carry her in front of me like i was carrying a stack of boxes>she flops onto me, her head on my shoulder>she's still heaving hard from exhaustion, and my ear gets a front row seat to her panting>her sweat seeps into my clothing, now I'm drenched all the way through in sweat that isn't even my own>as I carry her out of the track I get weird looks from the people around me>realize what we look like while I'm carrying her like this and she's heaving and panting
>>547769975Double everything anon. Only thing that isn't doubled is the number of Veteran umas you get after finishing the career
>>547770104thanks Charles VF. you are always ever so helpful
>>5477700051200/1000/900/450/600
>>547770104you NEED this or your uma will literally DIE on the track
>lost the spring tenno sho (rainy) with 661 staminaI don't know anymore
Which uma has:The smelliest feetGives the best footjobs
>>547770124that must sound very romantic if you're a virgin
>>547769571Matchmaking gave me a free win in Leo, so I'm expecting the worst
Alright lads, this is it, my final Vodka for this CM
>>547770408>cut and drive lvl 1pfft
Nice score Eishin, very cool!
>>547769571Umamusume is luck game. If I lose, I lose.
>>547770408if you get rushed, you die btw
>>547770245>rainy
>>547770204how tf do i hit that?
>>547770408>500 StamGonna get gaped by my wedding air groove
>>547770471I simply won't get rushed
>>547770152I didn't realize until this post that this oguri picture was used to specifically bullshit people. I only know because I actually read the thing in game where it states otherwise. I have taken advice from people posting this oguri face as gospel truth. I deserved what I got. God help me.
>>547770498Eight guts cards will do most of the work, rely on inspiration for the rest
>>547770498You sacrifice some stats (wit)
>>547770408>level 1 unique>speed not capped>power not cappedbro...there's some scary fuckers in matchmaking that have capped stats
>>547770408if you activate pov > its on > pump > oyl > nimble > pulse i can see her winning against anything accept cracked out front runners
I will simply race perfectly while my opponents will not.
>>547770685then just don't get matched with them?
>>547769571Teio. I will do Teio.
>>547770685Power isn't a real stat, if a gambler wants to win, power is never the reason
>>547770408Good job not falling for Stamina gaslights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8pKic4_auQ
>>547770753Rice.. damn you clanker
remember to do your prize derby spins so you can get 3 gold crystals dont let the tokens stack up doing the spins in your phone is actually faster
WHY DIDN'T YOU COME RICE!?
>>547770931There's the auto spin now
>>547770931They added auto spin.
dont fucking gaslight me is there any point to go above 900 power?
Remember anons, this is the meta support deck for Libra
>>547771082nyes, it comes naturally when guts maxxing
>>547771082acceleration
>>547771082yes of course, more accel and faster going uphils
>>547770825>game about dead and retired race horses reincarnating into little girls with horse ears and tails>the best music you've heard in games in 15 yearsWhy the fuck did it go so hard?
>>547771082no
>>547771104a late surger speed card? where do you get 1100 worth of stam?
>>547771082Yes
>>547771082vroom vrooms
i guess my life is now getting promoted to class 6 and then getting demoted to class 5 rinse and repeat
>>547770931>boobie donkey posters are retardedNo... not like this...Say it ain't so Rob Roybros.
>>547771195I lied
>>547770931rob's big milkers, bigger glasses, and even bigger donkey ears...
>>547771082it helps you break the pack
>>547771104where's your swing maestro
What if I had sex with Spechud's daughters? All of them.
WITgod and Charles dont go much above 900 power
>>547771082Going above 300 on any stat is pointless if you think about it. NPC umas can dab on you with 200 speed.
>>547771258What if I had sex with Chiyo instead?
>>547771004NOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO GO TO IRELAND
>>547771308bwo? Witgod, VF and Charles are the same person
>>547771368witgod is seiru
>>547771104>meta support deck for Libra>deck is named 'Mile'
>>547771368You just ruined the day of a south east asian
so is the spend double TP worth?
surely I don't fail any wit checks at 90% chance to proc right?
>>547771431I named the slots a long time ago but forget to switch between them so I just reuse the same slot every time and change the cards to what I need for a specific career
>Event barely started>Already near 400k after just 9 runsFucking hell the double TP shit sure made events a fuck ton quicker and easier to deal with.>>547771431>imgHaven't seen or thought about that manga in forever, holy hell.
i dont understand how my cleric grass wonder never loses on long TT this is what i built but i dont understand how shes shitting on better umas
I just failed a 2% training during summer. How am I feeling?
Finals should be a bo5 against the same opponents.y/n
>>547771550I just realized my power number, is Shiraoki looking out for me?
>>547771550I have 1k Wit and only missed out on Corner Recovery/Angling twice. Groundwork like 5 times
>>547771689but how would the lesser players win??
>>547771654You're both running out of stamina, Grass just lasts longer because of Superior Heal.
>>547771104this is the meta deck for libra
>>547769571I'm in B so I already lost
>>547771734why should shittier players win
>>547771689finals is a coinflip so that f2p can still luckshit a win against whales
>>547771082In Virgo, my uma with 1000+ power and turf S can stay ahead of umas firing off Highlander right at the end on that last hill
>>547771803you forgot the Oguri smile, troll
>>547771550I've never noticed a difference between 500 wit and 1000. Whatever the difference is it's smoothed over entirely by speed/stam/power
>>547770498You drop up to 300 wit and/or power until you can hit it
>>547771803impressive stats for that deck
>>547770931ZRR turns me feral with lust
>>547771654Cleric Wonder's unique is strong as fuck. That + Maestro is enough to out last most umas
>>5477700051200/950/600/300/300
Is 2lb R Riko enough... It's all I have...
>>547771689That isn't even possible, dumb nigger.
>>547771903>500 wit is 82%>1000 wit is 91%I don't like that difference
>>547770825I like the finals onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE5KjN1H5O4
>>547772024Not worth it, just run an extra speed/wit/stam card or maybe Urara guts as a flex pick
>>547770317How'd you know I was a virgin?
how come no one used bakushin for this one as an ace? she's got a pretty good ult that doesn't need a witcheck
>>547769571I will shidd and fard
>>547770575
>>547772194you take her ult on your fronts
What does Fine Motion say about the nations within the British Isles
>>547772278and kill my affinity? no thanks
I need to replenish my horse horde
>>547772343skill issue i'm afraid
the damn yakuza...
>>547772194people were trying desperately to get mile S and she has a pretty bad affinity
>>547771689Yeah and they should also remove mood rng in group stages. That way only the people who spend the most can ever win, as is their Divine Right.
I don't deserve to be a trainer or live, I thought about my uma daughter sexually. Please execute me
>>547771689No, the nature of one match in a winner take all scenario is what makes CM so riveting. Eternal glory to the winner. Eternal shame to the losers
>>547769571This is my first time ever reaching graded finals A within my own power with 0lb kitasan, besides I've already got my first platinum on Leo with unity cup drugsmx8a4
>>547772538>he thinks he has a choice
>>547770317Nah it's pretty hot even if you're not
>>547772627Fuck yeah, it's more dramatic that way. If I make it to finals I'm happy.
I'm a Satono Diamond fan after watching season 3 recently.
>curren is not a dev-
>lose the Osaka Hai twice with 700/600/600 statsStupid fucking shit ass game
>>547769571I uninstalled the game so I don't care
>>547773059>I uninstalled the game so I don't carethen why are you here?
>>547773059Did you get permission from danchou to do that?
>>547772757It was Haru
>>547771689There should be a second round after the finals where it's 9 different 1st place umas, and the matches are broadcast and there's carat betting on who will win.y/n
>>547773059wow, uninstalling is a no-no. what would john cygay think when he finds out?
>>547771689finals should be matched based on how much money has been spent on each account
>>547773107you will never be a janny faggot
Anyone need this to train fronts for the finals?
>Trainer groomed Buena Vista when she was a childUhhh I'm not sure about this guys should we tell twitter?
>>547773273the fuck does that have to do with anything? I don't want to be. I asked why you're posting in the umamusume game thread if you uninstalled the game, like what's the point? What do you get out of it?
>>547773059>dotards are flatlining shitposters
For the umalator, speficially the "Skill Chart" function, how does adding gold skills work? Do I only add the gold skill and not the original skill?Furthermore, the gold skill still shows in the skill list after adding the original skill. Does the Mean Length show the value of adding the gold skill, or is it dumb and does it show the value of adding the gold skill with the original skill, which isn't actually possible in the original game?
>>547769904>normal creekthat's what I was talking about, normal creek is pretty damn awful>No speed/accel unique while stuck as a pace chaser, the style already most lacking in accels>can't use her stam card>conflicts with power rice since she gets lass value from it since she has built in maestroI mean sure, she won't gas out if you build her well, but she's going to feel like a snail even with long S + capped speed. It's a racing game, she kind of needs to speed up.
>>547773181money-based matchmaking would be godlike but then piggies would squeal because they can't stomp free2play for some easy wins
>>547773273not the burn you think it is lmao
>daily average down to 360k
which way, white man?
>>547773665I would never ever betray my childhood friend!
>>547773547found our asshurt janny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk-n0B6M7Ao
>>547773292I fuarking love wit cards.
I'm gonna train my oshis for next CM, wish me luck against the gold ship tide
Do I need to level up my support cards to get that bonus the game's trying to display to me?(for the event)
>>547773665I would happily betray my childhood friend for the best umadol!
>>547773715You going to answer the question or not? I was initially just curious but you being so vitriolic and pissy in response makes me all the more wonder what the fuck you get out of it
>>547769571Lose the streak
>>547773771No, only uncap lvl counts.
>>547773665betraying your childhood friend's love is punishable by death
Uh Oh janny tranny melty
>>547773665I guess I'm picking Falco because childhood friend tropes enrage me because I had a childhood friend who became a crackwhore with multiple husbands.
>>547773665RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT
>>547773665The better childhood friend
>>547773818i'm not even that doto posteri'm just calling you the faggot that you are
>>547773972The trainer does not even remember her lmao.
>>547773980>i'm not even that doto posterlmao, I bet
>>547773665I'm not white, so I will choose right
>>547773129>lusting for Harui think you just gay anon
>>547774056ok? faggot
So you guys are arguing over someone who posts here who doesn't even play uma?What even started the "janny" thing, can't anyone post here regardless if they play the game? (even if that is stupid)
>>547774070Now thats a lucky lobby!
>>547773665>shart fartcon
>>547774030You didn't have to bring that up...
When is the Kitasan rerun?
>>547774070That is entirely too many fukus
>>547773665the one that's super adorbs
GOOD LORD SUPER CREEK'S CAREER HAS SO MUCH SEXUAL ENERGYIf this wasn't a PG game they (You) and her would have ran behind a building to fuck like 4 different times during the career
>>547774169Look for shit here uma.moe/timeline
>>547774095Nah, I am thinking Orange
>>547774030i do
>>547774095holy fuck shut up faggot
>>547773665Falco any day
On a scale from 1-10, 1 being Iron will and 10 being groundwork, how essential is Taking the lead (gold Early Lead)
This Finale will be worse
>>547774213I think we need more.
>>547773473if a skill lists its gold version or its doubl O version, umalator doesn't recognize you already having the rank 1 version.If you equip Right handed O, it still calculates Right Handed @ as a 60 speed gain not a 20 speed gain. If you equip corner adept, it still sees professor of curvature as a .35m/s gain not a .2m/s gain over what you already have.Equipping a higher level skill will overwrite the lower level version and vice versa. You can't add corner recovery and swinging maestro to the same uma.The umalator and VFalator also don't take into account the cost of the skills, so while Curvature may be a big gain, you may have more gain from taking long corners @ and another skill for the same price or less because of base cost and discounts.
>>547774378you can replace groundwork with it
>>547774095>can't anyone post here regardless if they play the game?there's nothing that says you can't. Imagine for a second there's a forum for underwater basket weaving and someone says "how would you react if your basket exploded while you worked on it?" and then someone replied, in this hyper niche forum "IT DOESN'T MATTER SINCE I DON'T DO UNDERWATER BASKETWEAVING". That would make you curious wouldn't it? Why would they be posting in the underwater basketweaving forum if they don't do it? Wouldn't you be curious and want to find out why?
Which of Spechud's children would you want to fuck?
>steal my post from last thread>add in "white man">absolutely drown in 100 (You)sbetween that and the constant brown arguments it really is exhausting how /pol/-coded /uma/ is, does this really not get old to you retards?
Good morning /uma/
Has anyone tested pow vs wit for front runners in Virgo? In the Mile CM maxing wit while having 900 pow was the ideal strategy, but in Virgo you have to invest a bit in stamina so your either sacrifice wit for pow, or pow for wit
I wonder why there was barely any falcon usage this time. It felt like 1/3 rooms for cancer had a falcon
>>547774515It’s 10pm you EST fuck
>>547774467New to 4chan or something? This is the new normal.
>>547774621Fug you :DDD
>>547774515almost 4am here in bananaland, I should go sleep after this career. Btw /uma/, im sorry but I'm sending a debuffer to Open A final
>>547774536Falco is cute and her career is comfy, but building fronts is ass.
>>547774081https://files.catbox.moe/7qajsa.jpg fuck you
>>547774418Thank you anon, that was everything I needed to know. I'm actually working on a really scuffed spreadsheet to help calculate cost effectiveness.I don't think there's an easy way to scrape specifically the output data from the website, but if there is, please let me know. As it stands right now, I have to copy and paste the data as unformatted text.
>>547774515Good morning
>>547774536I'm trying very hard to use her, but this CM feels very, very hard for her.It think you pretty much HAVE to get mile S (but you're using falco so you need 50 turf sparks first) because even if you get all your skills off you'll just lose.Like I've seen a falco catch up to an ooniger suzuka, get A&S+plancha off... and then just lose anyway, the late surger army just catches her, and not even well-built ones.
>>547774467Just skim the thread and look at pictures like I do.When you get to the end you are free, just close the tab and do something else.I am now free goodbye~
>>547774846someone post acute porn again
>Over 1000 people are watching someone who has never won a CM do a power point presentation on how to win Libra
>>547774846HOLY FUCK I LOVE HAGS
>>547774467Go back to /meta/ or /smtg/We do not like your kind here
Haru Urara doesn't even know what sex is
>>547774806That’s crazy. She dominated cancer rooms. I honestly can’t think of what changed that made her not as good here
give me the verdict doc
>>547774972What white skills are we talking about?
>>547774918Why on earth would they need it now? You'd think they would already have their picks locked in for tomorrow.
>>547774968nta BUT THE GAME HAD A GIANT FUCKING BALANCE PATCHMan I swear this game's population is STILL living in the past, it isn't a "falco" problem, fronts just suck ass now and lates are ultra-meta because they lost their only weakness since they can't be brocked anymore
It doesn't matter if he basket weave or not, he is still allowed to stick around and participate in basket weaving in any way he wishes.
>>547774515It's one in the morning. Wake me up in 4 hours
do not lewd my spunky daughter and her gloomy friend
>>547775019none
>>547774918whomst'd've?
What if I had sex with Oguri?
>>547772483I want a Bo5 vs Satono Diamond
I want to sex the chibi oguri
>>547775049Fronts don’t suck. The Uma with the highest WR after Taiki is SMaru
>>547775148Why?
>>547775209oguri sexo
>>547774918Sorry ugly cow person actual umatubers are backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My3x9ZQoP4U
>>547774225
>>547775279
>>547775114I hope this image helps.
>>547774918He’s won every cm except Taurus though
>>547775209Oguri is very cute and I want nothing more than to see that cuteness corrupted from life altering uma sex. I want to fuck Oguri and give her the same hunger for sex that she does with food, and it would be heavenly to always be on edge whenever Oguri enters the room, wanting either to run, to be fed, or drag me to the nearest closet for a quickie that descends into a multi hour marathon as she drains me. NTA by the way
>>547775279at least the vtubers don't pretend to be super good at the game and hide their brown skin with anime
>go from metaposting, /pol/posting, back to metaposting, and now to BUY AN AD postingHOLY FUCK THIS MAY GENUINELY BE THE WORST /uma/ THREAD OF 2025 AND IT'S NOT EVEN HALFWAY DONESOMEONE PLEASE POST THOSE SOUNDPOSTS OF TAMA/FUKU SCREAMING BECAUSE IT'S HOW I FEEL
>>547774149I want to hug Curren..
>>547775529actually sounds pretty normalyou're just a huge overreacting homo
>>547775093Lewding Urara is perfectly ok because she's so cute. Rice should just be killed and disposed of
>>547775529cry about it
can we get a jiggie going? I used my daily borrows and I don't feel like wasting my time farming event points
>>547775279go back vtumour faggot
>>547775665>saying that while playing the most vuber flavored gacha in the entire world
>>547775529Cringe!
>first complaint is about metaposting>metaposts
>>547775529buy an ad
>>547775693Golshi is, by debut date, older than 90% of Vtubers
>>547774515good morning umadacchi time to waste all my TP on HishiAma runs and get nothing good in return
the best thing about the new scenario and the best thing about the game in general is Taiki
Hard to lewd Rice Shower after learning SkyJLV jacks off to her daily.
>>547774768i've done as much in the past as well when scraping the bottom of the barrel for efficiency. I reccomend you add a 1000x multiplier to the cost effectivess column and truncate to 1 decimal.It can also be useful to compare max to median to detect if a skill is reliable or high risk gamblecore. Also worth noting if a skill can activate multiple times. Curvature, Beeline, It's On, slipstream, playtime, can all activate multiple times in a race. Just today I got Curvature twice on Tenno Spring. AFAIK the sims don't factor that, and I'm pretty sure the odds of a 2nd proc are reduced compared to the 1st, but it is something worth considering for the sake of tiebreakers.
do not open i'm being serious
>>547775754Well technically, to complain about metaposting, you'd HAVE to metapost right? It's a trap!
>>547775829she's so fucking goated bwos
>>547775749>>547775693back to your containment altchan
Grand is my love for Cheval Grand
>>547775879losers only like her because they think her low self esteem gives them a chance with her. (only losers like her)
The dopamine hit I get when I press auto spin and hear all that blub blub blub all at once is crazy, bro. Makes me want to farm points harder.
>>547775795this airheaded zoomer is growing on me
>>547775897>containmentthey left by choice? Imaging having the backbone to actually stand up to jannies, I'm sure the concept is lost to you
>>547775829Nice Nature please don’t rape me I just want to train umas to win races
God I wish that were me.
>>547775941
>>547776006>theyYou're one of them, go back
>>547775829Good morning miss bronze collector
>2spe/2sta/1str/riko>1000 across speed, stam, and power>switch 1str for a 3rd spe>can barely hit 900 speed nowWhat? Was the first time just a highroll? The cards remained the same, I just switched bourbon out for King Halo
>>547775996
Falco's kid getting the kisses...
>>547776132That's it exactly.
>>547776084>2 speed cards with 0 wit cardsyour uma better have a 20% speed growth because that seems like a bad idea
Oguri is so lucky to have a hick girl waiting for her back home
>>547776163>SmaruEVEN IN LIFE SHE HAUNTS ME
>>547776132This fucking clip, they're jamming on the button because it's a "free hour" for penny slots. This is like old person daycare, they aren't winning more than 50 bucks tops.
>>547776048
>>547776265march is a shit character though, the dancer girl was more entertaining and hotteri mean shit march even lost the stupid derby even without oguri there
>>547776369Norn Ace so hot…
>>547776263I rolled a lot of wit sparks on parents, I'm consistently hitting 600+ wit while only hitting it for spirit gauge and friendship.I'm training Air Groove, she only has 10% bonus speed
Post soundpostsplz thx
I keep forgetting to do a sprint career
yeppers
>>547776406Uma tries to make the designs have some sort of resemblance to the irl horse like how Hishi Akebono is massive but for some reason they made McQueen a short flattie despite being a unit
How come horses are considered majestic when they are so fucking stupid irl?
>504k retention line alreadyholy shit there was some serious culling going on in class 6, so many didn't make it
>is both majestic and an actual genius:]
>>547776704fucked up hairline
I wonder if global will implode once Jantar Mantar gets released and she's half indian
>>547776704He's a cute horse
>use 2x the TP>junior year>already back to back mood down from great to badYeah 2x TP was a bad idea when ace runs
>>547776852he fucks up the mareline
>>547776892bro 2x TP is so you can grind event points faster..
>>547776916I know but now I can't just simply give up this run. I didn't even get Riko before classic year despite her on orange already
>>547776593Are you saying mcqueen isn’t hot?
>>547776862Any person that gets genuinely upset about that isn't built for real life
is this fine for Hishi, sparks are 15* stam 3* powerI fucking wish I had a better LB vodka, the card is so useful
>>547776704:]
>complains about /pol/posting>in an Objectivist game about a society revolving around a genetically superior Ubermensch (Umamensch?) species, LITERALLY sent down by the gods, who spend their lives being pampered by the physically inferior lower-class humans, who are only permitted to exist because they are useful to the Uma master raceYeah, sure, not a /pol/ game at all, no Randian undertones here, no siree…
will kitahara fuck oguri
>>547776993cute
>>547776648>so many didn't make itAnon, the same number of people got retention this time as every other time.
>>547777115Nyes
>>547777008what about spurt?
>Spe didn't give me her recovery skills before Tenno spring>Got my miler Brian run killed because lack of staminaNyo... Should I bite the bullet and use a better stamina parent so I can avoid this?
>>547777008which one? Akebono? Miracle?
>>547776996The only hot flattie is Suzuka
>>547775663https://jiggie.fun/cHHiH4https://jiggie.fun/cHHiH4https://jiggie.fun/cHHiH4
Seiun what the FUCK is wrong with you
>>547777169YOU CAN SEE THE EARS amazon of course>>547777158you can get spurt from the bubbles, I can't afford to borrow sweep ssr I think
which one better for libra? curvature or it's on?
>>547777240Try running her as pace in required missions
>>547776480In an ideal world you would have equivalent sparks on other stats and use wit cards instead, as wit training specifically is really good in Unity. Training wit instead of another stat can be a >29 energy swing (+9 with a rainbow Fuku vs -20 with a normal training, even more with spirit), and also gives you some speed.But if you only have wit sparks, it can't be helped.
>>547776516I regret not rolling for this Fuku alt now
>>547776704
>>547777240>>>Frontfaggotry in current month
>failed 10% training TWICE>constant mood downs>constant jobbing at racesI hate this run so much
>>547776704>Very smart hors
>get 1200 speed, no 1000 stam>get 1000 stam, no 1200 speed'tis f2p life
>>547777417front is sovl now, chud
>>547774918Which Youtubers will win the finals? Make your predictionsVF: Easy win with his oshi SeiunRednu: Another embarrassing 3rd place finishMoomoo: I feel like he will get a sshitter lobby and win, dunno whySeriru: Wins the B Finals easily
>>547773665Smart Falcon
>>547776516
What team rank do I need to be in wit/gutmaxxxer heaven?
>>547777417i WILL use my oonige suzuka in finalsand i WILL get Virgo platinum
Wait so the event bonus is just based off of our inventory now? So if I want to grind support points I just have to borrow one of the new Banner SSRs and then I can just bring whatever cards I want now?
>>547775764more like 99%
>>547777616ye
>>547777616yeahthe rob roy speed card is somewhat decent for giving you clock/counter clockwise so farming it as spark is easy
I'm gonna lose my fucking mind training for longs. I'm gonna go with 4 speed because 3 is fucking me in the ass. Do I borrow ksb and use lb1 creek or borrow creek and use lb1 ksb
>>547775764>Gold Ship unironically pioneered vtubingWhat fucking timeline am I in
How are males born in uma musume lore
>>547777743golshi gamegolshi internetgolshi world
>>547777778Digits so close to greatness
>>547777616it's nice>does 1 double tp run>50k points
>>547777635>>547777698Oh shit. So, I don't need to bring event support cards anymore?
>>547777777
>>547777470just a horts being a horts
>>547777823how new
>>547777778normally
>>547777080Umas seem to be entirely useless without trainers to guide them
>>547777832yeah if you have it it just works
>>547768496I want to be that sandwich
>>547777698>>547777616does the free card count for the bonus too?
>>547777556doto LOVE
Dober funds secured. Thank you, event.
>>547777982it's tied to the uma rather than the card specifically
>>547777556Doto Rape
>>547777080>ultimate supreme physical peak race>has done nothing in-lore to rule society>uses all of their power to just... run>umas who aren't successful runners are depicted to immediately become NPCs no one gives a shit aboutWow uh, great "master race", so they're just physically strong but dumb+can't accomplish anything noteworthy?Hmm...HMMMM....DO I SAY IT....
>>547778131HOLY SHIT! A VILLAIN!!!!
>got digitan in under 5k carats>couldve sparked the neicha or riko banners and gotten some actually good SSRs>no good SSR banners from here on out for almost a year bros.... is my account bricked?
>>547777778human male x uma musume pairings can produce normal human boys but any girls will be born as umas
>>547778131AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEIT"S THE BLACK ASSASSIN!!
Is cafe REALLY that bad?I wanted to roll on her...
Riko-pyoi
Anybody else feel a tinge of disgust whenever Curren comes onto scren?
>>547778339yes, now roll for xmas oguri like the metatranny
>>547778282It's actually the goddesses plan to slowly usurp and replace low-class human women with superior umas
>>547778339If you actually liked her, you'd roll her regardless of metashit
wtf is her problem, why always the hand
>Can't fucking hit 1200/1000/1000>but I can hit 1100/800/1000 at least running double power>chatgpt did the math for me so if I have 400 wit 3 gold recoveries has a 87% chance to activate at least 2I am going to try something funny.
>>547778395>trannies are winnersweird claim but okay anon, you're very woke!
>>547778339if you care about her being 'meta' or not then you don't deserve her
>>547778365she's gonna gas out after 3 pumps
>>547778365it's a good she'll pass out from exhaustion after 10 seconds because that's how long i'll be able to last anyway
>>547778440za hando
>>547778440wait wait waitWAIT WAIT NONONONONONOONONONONOEVIL HORSEEVIL HORSEEVIL HORSE
I don’t care about Cafe but the voices in my head are telling me to roll her.
I failed a 8%, and 10% training today. Something's in the water. Not a single good run. I HATE Long CM
>>547778382i don't want her anywhere near my pure umas
DOODSWE GET FREE ROLLS ON TAMAMO CROSS? O_O;
>>547778339If you wanted to roll on her, you would.
>>547778440she's EVIL
>>547769365You actually do now.You won't get those crystals though
>>547778684AIEEEEEE LOOK AWAY GOOKBROS
you guys are fucking retarded (no i'm not korean)
Goodnight umadacchis, please be nice to each other while I'm asleep
>My first S rank was a fan/parent run>1 star guts>no good whiteslollmao?
>>547778339She is basically Golshi but with worse statgain spread and sidegrade innate. At least she wont decide to fuck you with restricted trainingsOn the other hand her alternate is really good down the line so if you wanna have a good costume instead of puke green...
>>547779153clearly you've been not racing enough
>>547779375Woah
Evil fillies
>>547779469>>547779491
>>547779585Prepare yourself, Zenith.
>halloween event about witches and everything>no sweep anywhere
>>547779734she was in last event
>>547779734She's an actual witch, not larping as one like every one else on halloween
>>547779767I don't care nigga
If I had gotten S long would I be cooking here
juvenile fillies!
>>547779873>pace>in the next cm
hugging Digitan, smelling Digitan, fucking Digitan!
>horse has more G1 race wins or has set records that would define an era = more retarded as an uma musumeWhy would Cygames do this every single time?
>>547779961I figure if anyone can do it Tachyon could due to her Unique
>>547779984cloth doesnt flow like that
Yep. I'm thinking I've got CM6 in the bag
So can I like pick the middle team instead on the first match and still get rank S by the end of the career?
>>547780115yes it does just look at any fat fucker manboobs
>>547780368you can do any order you want, the only thing that matters is to get rank 5 for zenithgetting to rank 5 means beating the tops and 1 middle
>>547780368You can only pick the middle once.
why is rob allowed to have so much breast meatshe completely mogs little sweepy
>TWO cunny wives in a single rollI'm the luckiest man on earth ToT
>>547779873There's a downhill at the first part of the race so the descent skill is bad here it will proc early and do nothing, it's not like it was in Virgo. No stopping me probably won't be very useful on paces it's better on lates and ends who are more likely to be blocked to trigger it. A lot of lobbies are just gonna be lates and ends, with very few front runners, and pacers will end up in front, so you should also probably get Angling and Scheming as well.
What cards do I want to use for CM6 long?I feel like this stamina would be overkill already
bwos my my own oguri gigaparent with URA sparks is a little fucked up (2* pow 3* stam 3* speed) how do I take advantage of it regardless?9* stam borrow?
smol spechud and moms
>hit the giga highrolls>1200/1050/1000>hit straightaway spurt from unity training without bricking my deck or parents>my biggest gold ship ever, just shy of S rank>don’t hit long or turf SDubs tells me how to kill myself.
NTR ready to NTR other Umas' trainers
AIEEEE NOT NEW DATA
>New data available
>>547780467Because she has a Senior Autumn Triple Crown and holds the Arima Kinen time record
>>547780679it's called running her anyways without long S
>>547779467source on those?
>No need to use event cards anymore to grind points>But you have to own them otherwise you need to use a friend oneThey really do everything to accommodate whales huh
>>547778440It's funny and her signature gesture
>>547780774I don't see how the image you posted is related to your statement
i wish you could use the date rests during summer too
>>547780752>no news update
>>547780603>What cards do I want to use for CM6 long?you tell us
>>547780718Don't post my wife without my consent Don't post AIslop of my wifeDont think about my wife ever
>>547780787ZA HANDOOOOOHonestly I didn’t know oguri had it in her to make fun of someone
Can your Libra ace beat Cocon?
>>5477806033 spd 2 pow (1lb+ rice and mlb hishi amazon have stam bonuses) riko and inherit stam sparks
so... cm6 is 3 speed 2 stamina 1 riko, right? Unless I have my own 9* stamina parent (I don't)
>>547781010if you have godly sparks you can go 2 power instead
It is both disgusting and peak gambling degeneracy that an MLB SSR can just not finish the chain event.I trained up to 900 WIT with you Neicha! 900! And you couldn't bother to give me on your left in four god damn runs?What did I do wrong? I told you to get sweets! All you had to do was give me the god damn skill, Neicha!And Kita-san betrayed me too! Sure she was at 2LB but I needed Natie's help. How is this happening? What the actual fuck is going on and why does Cygames want to rob me of my triple crown?It doesn't matter, some Taiki is just gonn zoom down the track with an S-rank Oguri snatching the win anyway.
>>547780831you will never be a janny faggot
>>547780774It's a buff for everyone who doesn't have time for ten runs a day or wants to do anything except farm pointsFuck off
>>547780774retard
>>547780679And how many runs did it take to get that? And how many more runs do you think we have until the CM starts? So I don't really see the issue cause you can just keep doing it over and over again
>>547780925she isn't making fun of tama here, tho?
>>547781162Nyo. I’m going to do 2 runs a day with the double event boost ticked and that’s it
>>547780787Nandeyanen?!
>>5477810101speed5guts
>new dataThe rig is in, they robbed me of my platinum and my carats aaaah!
You look like someone who loves umamusumes! You should find an umamusume to impregnate and make more umamusumes!
>>547777470Seriously wtf is wrong with gray horses?
>>547780368I don't know why people keep saying you can only middle once. Most of the time I have shit luck at the beginning so I middle twice and I've only failed Unity cup once. After that it's only top. Never ran into Turf Queens though, so that's probably a factor.
>hit long S>low roll on speedle sigh..
>jobbed in asahi satsuki sho and derby>jobbed to hishiama in arima>brian's route is suddenly more emotionalMaybe I should intentionally job when doing a career for the first time
>>547780951My dick can beat Cocon
the cutest toaster
>>547781310>no spurtglue
>>547781287
>>547781297LITERALLY the only thing that matters is to get to rank 5, how you do it is your own issue, you can win vs zenith as not rank 5 too but you're just lowering your odds>>547781378I got unlucky on that too
>>547780774Urm... Uma Musume?
>920k event points for all 3 rainbow crystalswelp
>>547781310>strategist
>>547781287why they like to their head sideways?Is it because it's the only way for them to see something in front properly?
>>547781412not that hard fag.
>>547780925Tamtam and Ogurin are close friends. Also she doesnt make fun of anyone really (Oguri is too nice for that)
>>547781412anon I did 4 runs already and I'm at 140k
>>547781404Yeah, I get you. I'm saying with how people (even witman) kept going on about it, they were acting as if picking middle twice meant you could not reach rank 5/Rank S.
>>547781412>modest 50% event bonus>62 runs>5 runs a day>2-3 runs a day by doubling downany regular player and most casual players should easily hit it
>forgot to check double points on second runit's over
>>547781441
Bakushin in Bakushin
>>547781397Silly hors
Goldshi kids are funny too
Got some random end closer hints with straightaway spurt and wondered if I can pivot to CM6 ace but without No stopping me and style at C rank
shonenfy
>>547781287orange cat thing type of shitthey're kinda assholes by genetics
>>547781412I'll get around 50k points for a single run. Sounds doable.
>>547781698>arooOOOO
>>547781412>10 days>92k points/day>4 runs/daythis is on par with A+ club quotas wtf what are they thinking
>>547781730tits should be bigger
>>547781287>>547781397>>547781632Gaia Force is cute! CUTE!
>>547781783
>>547780919Calm down Ayabe.
>>547781698>horse costs literal millions>stables look like some ghetto shit with some rusty nails ready to give that horse tetanus
>>547781791I got about 58k points on a double tp run. I can do that comfortably with just 2 runs a day.
Trainers and trainees can have a platonic loving relationship you degenerates.
>>547781958but you can't do two double tp runs in a row unemployed-kun
she's very cute in the new event
>the blue balls keep appearing only on fucking guts
I want Falco to look at me like that too...
CB stands for cute boy
>>547782104Falcon. Like the csgo team are fucking retarded
>>547781905and the funny thing is that's one of the nice looking stable actually. Even G1 winners like Doto lives in worn down wood stables with leaking roof.
>>547781412My recent failed ace got me 68k points and I will be pumping those out in the following two weeks. You will be fine, sissy.
>>547782000Why not?
>>547782123CB actually stands for Cute Bride!
>>547782214it'd cost 120 tp
>>547782000I got a job and did one on the morning train. I'll do the second after work. The TP refills just fine over the day. I can actually use all TP for once!
>>547781586>50% event bonus for 15k per runI went deliberately low and it's still way lower than most players will have. Maxing your rares gives 60%, and I'm pretty sure they're all from release so pretty obtainable. Story Rice is another 8% at LB3. Event Bourbon is another 23% at MLB. That's 90% that is obtainable by anyone who has rolled a few banners. Borrow for another 30% if you're doing the absolute minimum, the Tanamo card isn't even that bad and Rob Roy is a good parent card.I think 10k is about an A/high B+ run unless they buffed that too, so it's even easier if you have a decent deck.
>>547769571blame the jews
>>547769571smear shit on the neighbors car
>>547782247Well that’ll be a problem for future me.
The event boost is really helpful. Will only need to do 12 runs instead of 30
>>547781905>Sport centered on running a distinctly fragile animal past its limits for profit doesn't provide adequate accommodations.You're in a thread for a game that is psychologically designed to steal your paycheck from you. Literal animals being in relatively poor conditions shouldn't be that shocking.Didn't one of Goldship's offspring die on the track (read: bullet to the fucking brain) a few weeks ago?
>>547782198With Doto I can understand - he's not earning anymore so while it's a bad look, but corporate greed knows no bounds. Those are currently active horses so it makes it way worse.
>>547780767https://x.com/changcheeiee
wait so we don't actually have to use the event cards to get the event bonuses now?
Honestly I will be surprised if I win this mile CM. I’ve had such ridiculous rng. Good luck everyone.
>>547782507You just have to own them. And the event boost is really good if you want to do fewer runs.
>>547781412Bro just use x2 TP bonus. You run twice a day and get 100k points per run. That's more or less 10 days in total. Not that hard even for casualfag.
>>547781698I'd go crazy too if I had to withstand that fan noise whole day without hearing protection
I will pull on the Kitasan de Negro banner. Not only to unbrick this account, but getting rare dupes+potential other SSRs to boost event bonuses and not needing to run them is a huge plus.
You guys know that the 2x TP bonus doesn't apply to fans gained right?You guys ARE avoiding using the 2x TP bonus to farm the event right? You ARE farming those fans for danchou right?
>>547782583>Not that hard even for casualfag.Casualfag here, I don’t own the cards to get my bonus that high. I got 50k on my first run, I’ll be fine and I’m not the one complaining but casuals certainly won’t be hitting 100k runs.
>total event bonus 118%should be good with double
People who have jobs shouldn't play umamusume.
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>547782676Jokes on you I am danchou of my random ass club after the original danchou went MIA
https://x.com/NakayamaFesuta1/status/1993236261424054461Shadai Stallion Station Stud Fee for 2026 announced! Kitasan Black and Equinox standing at the top with 25m yen! followed by Kizuna 20m yen and Contrail 18m yen!
>>547778339She's immune to Night Owl
>all my 3* stamina parents have medium aptitude>all my 3* speed parents have long aptitude
>>547782807I am definitely fucking this retard
>>547782780Playing uma musume on the train during commute is the true salarymen way and the intended way to play tho
>>547782807
FUCK YOU DANCHUDI QUIT ON THE 1ST
>>547782834How does it feel having danchou powers?
>>547782850>160K USD to umapyoi with KitasanAny ideas on how to get money fast?
>>547782668I don't remember posting this but I basically have to do the same thing if I want my account to be unbricked. Now that I finished the unity cup missions I have the ticket and the free crystal to use for Kitasan. I'm also 10k carats away from pity so that's great!
>>547782465>AIthAnK yOu, saAr
I can't abandon dead runs because there is an event going on
>>547782850No Gold Ship? I'm out of the loop on this completely but isn't he a popular stud
Do I really need 2 gold recovery as an end closer or it's just for when the other one doesn't proc
>>547782850Japs are so fucking stupidinstead of selling horse semen for 25 million yen, sell it for free but claim naming rights, literally cheapest marketing everwhen the new triple crown horse Nissin Cup Noodle wins the Arima Kinen its worth billions in marketing
>>547783003Isn't Kitasan Black (real) the horse that loves to have sex? Or am I thinking of another horse?
>>547783082very brown way of thinking xirhorse racing is about prestige, it's why it's a very white sport.
>>547782229>yurishetFUCK OFF
>>547783146That's Goldship
>>547783065I think he's on a different farm.
>>547783065Gold Ship in a different stallion stationhttps://www.bigredfarm.jp/stallion
>>547782229Very cute post.
JAPAN CUP NEXT WEEKEND
>>547783146Kitasan's the one that just loves running and racing other horses nearby and staying in shape
>>547783082SEAfag?
>>547783065Golshi is not from Shadai
>>547783167>about prestigeits notits about money why the fuck do you think all the bad horses that cant win get slaughtered instantly and only legendary winners that won billions in dollars get put on a retirement ranchif it wasnt for fans paying for haru urara she was planned to go to the slaughterhouse as well
>>547783146No, Kitasan HATES breeding and just wants to run all day.
>>547783168That's not yurishit ESL bwo. Not surprised you don't know what it means for the bride to give the flowers to another girl.
>need only one mood level>stupid bitch does karaokeevery time
>>547783082>Nissin Cup Noodle wins the Arima Kinen
Hate rice so much. Bitch failed every sub 10% training.
Give me a wife now or I quit this game and general.
>>547783146kitasan is an incel and just liked to run around
>>547782676>his club has a quotaunironically ngmi
is lets pump some iron bad this CM since we are all end closers?
>>547783281And now more and more horse owners will beg cygames for their horses to get added to the game with the sexiest designs possible so they can ask for donations for new stables and food
>>547783082>Nissin Cup Noodlenoodle GAWD
>>547782676Danchou... I would never do anything to hurt you or our guild
>>547783356Sweep Tosho
wit whale chuds...
1 day left
>>547783423did that oguri got stuck dueling and lost cause of that
>>547783475no i dueled a bryan, no shift or nsm
>>547783516Based and chivalrypilled
>>547783435>nearly double borrows>add double TP drain
>Stop struggling faggot!>I know you secretly wanted this!>Stop fighting back you're only going to hurt yourself and arouse me more!>Don't you know being inside a URA winner is a privilege? >Stop crying trainer it probably felt good for you as well>If it was so bad then why did you cum so much huh? >Stop saying it was rape, it wasn't, you decided to come with me to the hptspring you were asking for it>I hope I get knocked up, then you are going to take responsibility and train her to be a winner as well, right?>You dont seem to up to date, but you belong to me now, stupid!
>>547783435woah it's already over? gone before it's time...
>>547783423Aptitude gameAptitude life
Being a horse and getting your semen milked every day sounds nice, I guess. Probably. I don't know.
>>547783168Brown
i'm tired boss...
all of these new event changes actually salvaged my motivation
Osu! One more career for danchou!
Uma that would lie about being in the pill to try and get impregnated and guilt you in to marriage when she has a child?
>>547783775but anon... we have a long CM coming up!!
It is funny to me that Narita Brian's trainer in Star Blossom looks like a Hollywood producer/CIA agent
>>547783906Still in love
>>547783906None, thats shitty behavior.
>>547782531i, too, am feeling quite pessimistic with how baffling the rng can be. such good aces...
>>547783008The unbrickening is upon us, it's good to know you're not alone in this. Should be about a month from now, or at least 3 week, best of luck reaching pity by then!
>>547783890Same. I was definitely not going to hit the points cap otherwise. Now I can do a comfy 2 runs a day which also serve the dual purpose of trying for a CM ace. It's pretty nice.
i want to punt my trainee in the cunt every time she gets sleep deprived and it seems to happen a lot
>>547782975Arousing when I kick people who are afk for a week.
>>547782668You will get MLB in the first ten pull and you will be forced to use shit SRs
Do I still even need prof of curvature for Libra? All the end closers just zooms in at the late-race anyway
>>547783168yuri game faggot pajeet
>>547783023You're welcome.
Trainer x uma includes female trainer too
>>547783356
Are you the #1 fan earner in your club?
>>547783435I got three different 3* parents (total 9*) thanks to this
>>547784232YeahI had to cram in 4 fan runs in a day because the 2nd one was closing the distance and I couldn't have that
>>547784210Yuck.
I wonder if it's worth it to LB3 Kitasan using the ticket and crystal now. Waiting for a month to unbrick my account fully seems like a long wait
>>547784340You waited so long, so just wait a little longer.
>>547784317it's cute don't be a retard
>>547784249Where can I find a childhood friend like this?
>>547784340>Using $400 crystal and $400 voucher to take 1LB to 3LB instead of waiting a month to gamble
Thoughts? Good enough for A finals? I can probably high roll better if needed. The wit is worrying. I got a lot of random mood downs and fickle trainings.
>>547784468definitely enough to get to A finals atleast
>>547784340Wait. Unbricking Kitasan now doesn't really help you for next CM which is just Gold Shit game.
Mummy Creek has amazing stat gain for Long but abysmal skills and no ability to get Swinging Maestro without running Rice Shower, when she wants to run 3 speed, 2 stamina and Riko.
>>547784404The schrodinger's oguri smile>>547784428Just felt like I'm lacking so much not having prof of curv. I need to borrow Sweepy's SSR for spurt and Shakur's making my runs get lower ratings>>547784495Guess I'll wait for a month and just make do for Libra
Doggystyle with Matikanetannhauser
>>547784414Take that back.
>>547784534the next CM doesn't rely on PoC anyway just keep saving so you can blow your load later
>>547784551You mean Mambo style?
Danchou, he hasn't logged in in 6 days!
>>547784492Thanks anon. Thoughts on whether nemesis or flowery would be better if I do another try?
>URA Finale Finals>Spooked by R Aoi's introductionWhat the fuck is her problem?
>>547784583>>547784414Shut the fuck up or have sex with each other .
>>547784628maybe flowery but long S capped speed and spurt should already carry you hard
>>547784468grats on your ura scenario uma bwo
>>547784603>the next CM doesn't rely on PoC anywaySAY NO MORE
>>547784232I'm in the top 10
>give mummy a hugbros...
>>547784406congrats on your armoured racist wife
>>547784687I thought the same. Nemesis seemed like more a gamble with occasional payoffs whereas flowery should be more consistently something. Thanks for the confidence boost, anon.
>>547784674I do NOT have sex. And I'm not going to shut the fuck up. Stay out of this.
>>547784614Yes
One of the biggest gaslights was that Seiun Sky would be a bad ace. Yet i see people running her solo ace into finals A. Incredible. Never trust veterans.
>>547783570just use some pots
>first Mummy run>get 1130 speed and 1200 stamina with nearly 800 power>get all the skills I need for long>no Long S>okay this shouldn't be too hard>get fucked by Under the Weather twice in a row (I did get Long S though), followed by low rolls (no rainbows after second summer twice)Damn this shit sucks, needing to run two gold recovery supports and neither can be Super Creek is also miserable. Maybe I should give up and build her for medium.
>>547784701>URAIt was a low roll in unity but the sparks were right.
>any events involving oguri and/or tamamo>skip:]
>>547784818The problem with Seiun Sky is 0% speed 0% power stat growth. You have to get very lucky or be an oinker to train her.It's the same with Ryan for previous (and this CM), she's great but 0% speed growth is hard with poor decks even on mile.
Having an agemasen this early feels like a new game
is it true that all the horse "girls" actually have big cocks?
>speedlet>stamlet>swingletbut at least she got S long
Hm, 1 reply and I rape my trainer.
>>547785010we love stallions here
>>547785030(me)Yes, yes I think I will.
40 MINUTES LEFT UNTIL CM'S REGISTRATION CLOSES
so the free bourbon wit card is good? getting taking the lead seems really good for fronts
I havent played in a while, is this table still legit? I heard guts had some changes? lost a couple of races in classic year (not using the new aoharu cup thing yet)
>>547785102
>rice shower failed another low fail triple rainbowI'm already regretting rolling for this useless rat.
>>547729503Damn based even if it is slop
IN THIS GENERAL WEFUCKSTALLIONS
>proto nice nature was the type that wanted a handsome, rich trainerlmao what the fuck
>>547785361What is that?
post something cute
>>547785435
>>547785390so an average irl woman
>>547785290Trainer-san issue
I wanna fuck another male trainer
>get digital in the 2 ten pulls i did for ryan star pieces>a few threads ago, became convinced she's for you>play her career>dykest uma in the gamewhy the fuck did digitanfags lie to me?
>>547785435cute
Hear me out anons. What if I run a lucky pace with front runner ults?
>>547785024Stop RIGHT NOW. Natie is a debuffer, not an ace.
yolo
>>547785576>Himejoshi uma is a himejoshi Some of us tried to tell you
>>547785669here me out. what if i whaled ssr riko biko and rice. if only you could whale a brain lmao oink oink
>>547785163Career races are generally harder post patch due to the changes in race mechanics. Not by a huge amount or anything but front isn’t as dominant of a strategy as it was before.
>>547785768She's...staring at their ass?
BRICKED
>>547784340i did it so i can roll on cafe and metaguri.
>>547785669Ive lost to pacechasers with pump, because everybody runs at least 1 taiki shuttle.If the meta calls for it, you can do it. Would probably be better with a sacrificial oonige. That way pacechasers and enemy fronts will be around the same distance from each other in relation the the dead oonige and you have a better chance of hitting rod.
>>547785669Oops wrong one
>>547785856giv new spredshit saar ples
God I want her to bite meMultiple times
>>547785864You don't?
>>547783225When do we get jo cappuccino?
story pacing for events feels really off. The main story fully unlocks within 1 day of runs. I'm not fond of timelocks, but coming from FGO i'm so used to having the story dripfed over the course of a week. I wonder who they're appealing to by making it unlock so quickly? I did 2 runs, granted both on double TP, but one was an urara run with barely any fans, and that full cleared the story.
>>547785930This is just a front runner build with Head On? What's the point.
>>547786186It's so over for Kitasan's trainer...
Having a breadwinner trainee must take a mental toll on some trainers, like the triple crown/tiara ones
>front facing eyes are umas predator animals
>>547786238At least it's not a bad way to go
>>547786172Making it harder just upsets the casuals. Btw fan count hardly matters for event points, it’s mostly just rating
>>547786293they prey on torenasthey evolved to look like human girls as a luring mechanism
>>547786048>Can't even be a real villain, has to fake itWow that's pretty sad, but I guess that's expected from R*ce
https://x.com/nakayama_uma/status/1992968028523581554
>>547786216pace promotion is op
>>547786071bourbon has a way bigger ass than that
I know that whale-bait Biko/Bakushin banner passed, but do you think it would have been worth gambling on it if you already had a 1LB Biko and 1LB Bakushin to start? I didn't need to save for MLB Kitasan but i of course wanted to keep stocks for the all-uma banner...
>>547786216Idk anon. Why would it be good to be to have a better late race speed multiplier and an acceleration skill that works on the first late straight while positioned forward of the other pace chasers?
>>547786384if it's so OP and Taiki is so OP why does it completely brick Taikican your science answer that
>>547786365how long did you come up with that
>Maruzensky and Tachyon aren't until JUNEShit that's literally half a year away. I need to find something to gamble on faster than that
>>547786437Cause Taiki SUCKS me
>70k events points after one runalright maybe this is possible
>>547786437You’re joking right
>>547786419I got a taste of the drug that is MLB Biko back in CM 3 and it is hard to give up once tasted. I have no regrets MLBing it.
>Akebono's so huge her ears scrape through the energy bar on the training screens
>>547786384kindait bricks some ults so is it really worth it
>>547768869The white skill is trash, but the gold skill is actually quite potent if you are running a guts build.
>>547786580Yes you have to be 3rd or 4th. What is your point?
F2Pbros skip kitasan MLB. Save for Almond eye who will be better.
>>547786609Then don't build them to win the pace promotion
>>547786654that sounds good, you seem like a trustworthy gal
you niggas are going to GET it once I spark ksb again and get to borrow bikojust you wait
>>547786404
>>5477700051200/1200/1000/600/800 with 2 gold recoveries.
>>547786707you and me both bwo
>>547786437Who runs Taiki in long CMs?>>547786486Matikanefukukitaru SSR in February >>547786580Anon, you need to learn how to read that. It says she needs to be 3rd or 4th for it to trigger in CM
>>547786172They're so short, why would you want to be drip fed? I like reading them in 1 go.
>>547786580do you want me to add "I'M BEING FUNNY, PLEASE LAUGH" to every single joke to make it obvious for you
>>547786710
Shit, I almost forgot to register my teamThat was fucking close
Both of you are autistic.
>>547786654F2P should roll on the Fine Motion + Kawakami banner after Kitasan, since Kawakami is actually a competent speed card at MLB. Fine Motion doesn't have a long shelf life compared to Creek and Kitasan so you want to MLB it as soon as possible
>>547786756>Who runs Taiki in long CMs?Someone really dedicated.>>547786809if you do nothing it auto-registers your last used team.t. forgot the last 2 CMs in a row
>>547786862That would have been awful considering I used a joke team for my last ticketThat included an Urara with no turf sparks
>>547786841Where do you think you are?
Biwa's career is so shit, stop losing every fucking race you big headed bitch.
Should I take Masterful Gambit?
I really should be making use of these increase borrows, but I'm really not feeling it today.
66k free carats... and nothing to spend on...
>>547786918Rice wouldn't say this or do this. She likes Biwa a lot.
>>547772996Developer?
>>547786970Only if you have nothing else to buy
>>547772996deviant?
>>547787000That's why I'm trying to run this damn horse, to make a Rice parent.
>>547787120DORK
>>547786927the anon that described how sex with twin turbo would result in her cumming almost immediately and passing out bricked me permanently
Anyone else who skips cards and rolls umas only? How are you doing?
>>547786784Aoi a cute. Shame that she is a ningen in an uma world.
>>547787215Not me. I'm good thanks for asking.
>>547786983Belly rubs for super pregnant Creek
>>547787183You lost, mcqween.
>>547787215I skip umas and only roll cards. Running gold ship every CM btw.
>>547787215im starting to get left behind. i didnt get a single riko R/SSR or rice. i threw away all my saved tickets on the biko banner and got nothing too. i have pretty much all the MLB SR cards worth owning and mlb kita, but im constantly forced into borrowing riko and working with bad card options
>>547772194she's my oshi pick to aide my fronts though
I do not need to roll for mummyI do not need to roll for mummyI do not need to roll for mummyI do not need to roll for mummy
>>547786297I need to roll for Kitawife now
Aren't games supposed to add QoL not take it away?Why doesn't it show event point boosts on umas and cards anymore when choosing for career runs?
>>547772194i did, but seiun with escape artist always gets ahead of her. she sometimes catches up and passes, but never wins. shes just there to make my taiki hit sfv more reliably since my taiki is kinda sick
>>547787472You don't need to select cards for boost anymore, it always works if you have the card. It shows on borrowed cards.
Good thing about the crystal being locked behind 920k points is now I have an excuse to suck at CM by grinding EP.
What do MANT decks look like jpbwos
>>547787472it's passive now. If you own an event runner or support, you will automatically be given event boost equal to the highest bonus of any version of that uma.
Are you happy/satisfied about the accelerated schedule?
>>547787225>>>/vg/umajp
>>54778740215000 is a pretty rad number anon. maybe you could do two 10 rolls
>>547787215I have saved up 69k ninjins.
>Ornate door when rolling...! Digitan?
>>547787578nyeskeeps the game fun and also fresh instead of a guidefagging mess
>>547787549>>547787570Oh, that is neat. They should've probably clarified that somewhere.
>>547787472There's literally a prompt about it
>>547787616if only there were a guide that pops up when you first load the event page that explains it
>>547787568KitasanFree event SSR SundaySR Nishino flowerFine Motion/Creek depending on the trackNice NatureMatikane/NTR
I think Maya is greatshe's cuteshe's sexyand she's funny when memed on
>>547787448Every day I like Kitasan more
I will not read
>>547787225This is highly unprofessional of torena-san
>NOW MATCHINGGL freaks, see you in 11 hours
>>547787579Uhh...sure
weeeeeeei
>>547787215I know a couple of friends who does at the start telling me they're playing for waifus only. Now they are shell of their former selves and all turned into sweaty metafags, it's a sad sight
i want an uma to rape me. yes I'm drunk.
>>547787578yes. the QOL could have came quicker and the extra carets but it's fine-ish now.
>Manhattan Cafe in 2 weeks>Oguri 3 weeks after>Sakura Chiyono O 4 weeks after Oguri Sorry Cafe bros but Digitan mugged me for all my money.
>>547787674no urara? she's still good in MANT
>>547787719im finna crash out so hard if i lose again. ive never won a cm despite always having at least a 70% win rate. i swear to fucking god if i get paired with a triple front runner team or a dog shit retard running debuffs that hit only my taiki and ryan im going to snap
>>547787791what are you drinking tonight anon
Pace promotion strat might actually be very good. This almost beat my Gold ship that quickly procced NSM. Get hightander instead of descent, get greens and groundwork instead of NSM and you are fine to go
>>547787758Sex
I SHOULDVE GRINDED BOURBON WIT AND USE THE GOLD WITH GROUNDWORK, NOW MY FRONTS ARE GLUEAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>547787835There's two types of viable builds in MANT.70+ Race bonus highrollingand cope guts build.Urara belongs in the 2nd one, but i dont exactly know how the guts build looks like
>>547787849is that even enough stamlooks inadequate if you don't proc both
>>547787951Thats why you bring 3 aces. One is bound to have enough stamina. But yes, highrolling more stamina would be better, this is just a random i met in CM lobby
>>547787834>metafagging with oguri
>>547787578It's fun so long as you don't autistically care about PVP, understand that going fast is good and also aren't F2POn God, I have no idea why fags are trying to win at a mobile game without spending a single cent only to burn out and rage quit.
>>547787674Thanks. Doesn't seem too awful.
>>547787578I need more carats. Maru and Tachyon banner better have 200 free pulls.
>>547787762God I want Rice to look at my cock like this.
>>547787578maybe should accelerate a bit more and reduce required grind for events.
>>547787578Yes, just waiting for the first Tachyon event now to help with fixing sparks
>>547788149How does that event work?
>>547788149Anon... That event comes around december 2026..
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>547787951>900+2 golds>"is that even enough stamina xd"Like a clockwork. I will not fall for it, begone!
>>547787578basically >>547788078I've played accelerated gachas before but this is the first time I've been so aware of what's in the pipeline so it's almost still too slow
>>547788190basically it lets you turn a 2 star stamina into a 3*>>547788215I know it's far off but that and spark rerolling actually made farming parents on JP not as cancer
>>547788184I think I fell for Teio's charm...
Every day til you like it
>>547788276>spark rerolling actually made farming parents on JP not as cancerwell, that and parent runs effortlessly achieving 1100 across the board + higher rates above SS
>>5477882351000 + 2 is enough and safe on ends because of whiffingpacers want 1100+2 to be safe900 + 2 is only going to live if she procs both, and on that wit it's kinda grim
Teio fucking fucks
>>547788078I haven't spend a cent and am enjoying it stillJust be lucky
Baker-san! We need new bread!
>>547787762Rice wouldn't say this
>>547788387Rice Showa ate it for breakfast together with Urara...
>>547787951Nta, but 900 + 2 gold is enough, even with 2 debuffers, as a pace (front). You'd probably die if you miss 1 of the 2 though.Don't mind Rice's unique, she was promoted as front since there was no fronts, so she couldn't activate it.
>>547788470What a villain
Hmmm, I guess this is doable but too much of a hassle. Deck ends up too limited to get good late surger skills
>>547787578YesI was fucking worried on how they would handle it after Global Priconne but it’s been nice so far
>>547787762This, death to retard niggers@!
>>547788514yea that's the point900+2 is enough if you proc bothon 400 wit it's about almost 80% chance to proc each one, meaning you have a maybe 60 something% chance to live. You're essentially clicking a 30% failure training every time you race
>>547788387>>547788490
Reminder to roll the prize derby and watch the stories as soon as possible so can you limit break the event SSR for higher event bonus, and also you no longer need to use the cards as supports, you just need them in your deck to receive event bonus.More Event Bonus = More Event Points = Easier to get the shard.#LookatCurren #UMAZING #getthegem #knowledge #trainer #levelup #currenissuchagoodgirl
>>547788587Rice wouldn't say this...
>>547788628>in your deckyou mean in your inventory, right? not to make a deck with it
>>547788596>70% to make it for any given uma>but only need to land it onceI'm regularly gambling more on worse
>>547788293I'll only like it if Teio takes off her clothes.
>>547788687>>547788628actually it's called your "collection"
>>547788741>actually it's called your "collection"
>>547788534>late surger
>>547787578i was not happy at all during the first 3 months because i was too laser focused on champion meeting prepration even tho it was brutal as fuck.the early balance and qol patch and compensation update made the game more fun tho. im less sweaty when it comes to CM now because the carat income buff. accelerated schedule is good if you get more rewards
>>547788628i'd rather watch Akebono's cooking Umstagram reels
Does the level of my event bonus cards matter or only the rarity?
>>547789821Level no, but uncap yes
>>547790008i see, thanks.
How come third place can get "Virgo silver"? Also is it possible for your 3 umas to get first, second and third place cucking the other guys out of their gems?
