More esportsNew event:https://www.dota2.com/newsentry/555756515113304416>INFORMATION & GUIDESWiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:GameNews: https://dota2.com/newsPatches: https://dota2.com/patchesUpdates: https://dota2.com/news/updatesLore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/LoreFor League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolBug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issuesX: https://x.com/dota2>STATISTICShttps://dota2protracker.com/https://dotabuff.comhttps://opendota.comhttps://stratz.comhttps://stats.spectral.ggPersonal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/>ESPORTShttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esportshttps://datdota.comhttps://dota2.com/esportshttps://gosugamers.net/dota2Previous: >>547572139
Buff Hoodwink
no bullying below this line__________
Why does dota feel so dead? You might say the numbers dont reflect sobut the community is garbageits not mainstreamyou get treated like a weird for saying you play dota to anyone, regardless if they are a normie or not. You don't see dota mentioned anywhere outside of its own reddit forum
>>547936923Lack of new patch.
>>547937096how would that make dota socially acceptable?
>>547936923only russians, peruvians and sea playing so there's no discussion on western platforms
>>547936923Why do you care about what other people think as long as you enjoy playing the game? Do you do stuff only to be recognized by other people? Are you a woman?
>>547937206It will be in the patch notes duh
>>547936923the game will never be "socially acceptable". The very essence of what it is makes it poison to normies. It's technical, stressful, constantly in flux with tons of learning curves. It wouldn't have such a high player population if it wasn't free to play and on every lan cafe desktop in the third world. 99% of the players below 6k don't even understand why it's fun or cool and play it wrong. Normies play fucking grand theft auto, minecraft and fortnite. You might as well ask them to find the answer to p vs. np.
I think if valve put more effort into marketing dota would seem more alive, still not sure why they stopped doing true sights and battlepasses and we've played on the same patch for what feels like forever. Do dota devs just work at deadlock here and there or something?
Falcons most boring team to watch imo
>>547937096Lack of meow patch you say?
>>547937592It would be socially acceptable if it had coomer skins and more girls.like marvel rivals.
>>547937913the manchester city of dota
>>547937592The things that have been a hurdle to getting my friends into dota in the past has been:>Game time length>Everything to do with items/shop/courier>Zero explanation from the game of what to actually do in a game, and then getting flamed and reported by everyone.I just don't see anyone picking up dota and sticking with it these days unless they have a friend pushing them too and guiding them through learning the game.
I just realized you could assign the MH stickers to your heroes, but I don't really get what it does
>>547939441Nothing at all.I mean the only time anyone else could see that was when the heroes got showcased at the beginning of the match (a completely pointless intro nobody cares about) but thats gone until february because the Monster hunter bounty select overrides that screen entirely.Stickers are yet another way of valve to monetize something that has no place in the game to begin with, this aint CS.
Whats the dota girl that has the least amount of starting INT?
>>547940638Drow
>>547941130No way, really?
when does the game get good
>>54794173520k hours in
>>547941561Yes she's a dumb dumb
>>547941130>>547941561Canonically raised by sentient cave rats
when will valve ban chinks from the pro scene
>>547944227>mics merge then disappear entirelythat is so fucking creepy
>>547944347The earing emerging through the finger too
>>547944227walled
skiter outyuma in
HEROIC is cooked
None of the chinese team are going to make it to the LAN huh...
>>547946924theyre playing on 200 ping what do you expect
>>547936537whar are simple characters for each pos? what's the basic list of things i should be doing as each position?
the pro player is doing the dragon lance manta style rush on gyro again
>>547949723>1 Jugg sven ursa wkHit creeps, get items, win>2Qop viper zeus dpGet levels and one item then gank and push towers with team>3Cent tide ul axeGet levels then play with team>4, 5They're the same hero pool now and if someone disagrees they don't know anything about this game's current metaJakiro ogre pugna sbWin lane, gank other lanes, ward, and play with team
>>547950409gonna try offlane, only played pos4 and a single pos5 match so far
china's back babbyee
everytime a dogshit teammate picks luna mid this happens
>>547944227Just showed this to my mother who gave birth to me.
Why is Topson viewbotting, doesn't he already have mad money?
do ppl still play artifact
>>547953875yes he won two tiswhy do you think hes using bots?
>>547954031He has 10k+ viewers on twitch and gets like 5 messages per minute in chat
>>547954007
>>547954441>elite and dedicated community
>>547954007>>547954441Underlords is similar. Shame though, I liked it a lot as a casual game
>>547944227why does nattea become mediterranean
>>547950409Disruptor is also a good pick. Im usually 2 or 1 but whenever i need role queues i always pick disruptor as support
>>547952357Are you new? Carry is probably the easiest role to have impact on currently
>shartme
Dota 2 PowerPoints here, thank you very much for your continued support!
>another boring 1hr slurper by falcons because they need a 100k lead to close a game
>>547954441>someone is still out there praying that shartifact gets a ti
im actually so fucking tired of dotai cant even get through a turbo game without getting bored because people are so badreset mmrdrop patchban acc buyers and scripters
>>547963374>reset mmrHorrendous idea.
I'm down for a mmr reset and never releasing double down tokens ever again. Also make it so immortal is like 7k or something, feel like everyones immortal atm
hello patch?
lollmao even
>>54796442150% of immortals can't stack a camp without a dota plus timer.
>>547966820exactly
>>547967090Same thing irl we're not just getting older it's just that most people are devolving and degenerating at a pace never seen before right before our very eyes.
>>547959923Usecase for not buying an ad?
How am I supposed to use my skills?
>>547964421>3 months later everyone who matters is at 14k again cause they do nothing but grind mmrwew at least you ruined all pubs for those 3 months while the mmr curve goes back to exactly how it was
>>547969952Yeah ur watsons and satanics represent the entire average double down on bounty rune doublekill 80% winrate guy that deserve to win 50 instead of 25
>>547969950what the fuck is that
>>547967347usecase for a youtube channel about dota 2?
i just played smash on slippi for 2 hours instead of dotaso much fun even though i never got good
>enemy carry picks juggernaut>my carry doesn't pick juggernaut>loseWhen are they nerfing this nigger hero?
what does d2g think of Solarisdota?
7 in a row... -1000000 mmr...
>>547973465i look like that
>>547971078>average double down on bounty rune doublekill 80% winrate guy that deserve to win 50 instead of 25how many people can this really be? if they got their mmr dishonestly then they are likely too scared to play without the double down crutch
this is the only dota2 related image on this pcwhat does that say about me as a poster?
>>547979471Shalom
>>547979471That you saved my pic and that makes me happy :)
>>547979471>>547979837>>547979590why are japanese so antisemetic
>>547981921japanese hate everyone who is nipponwhich is why their population is failing
>start learning kez>play him pos4/5 for tokens>many talks of reports and angry teammates>idc having fun>picrel
I am tired of playing Doom. What other hero should I try
>>547984138marsmuch faster pace with a lower ult cd, but he runs at heroes and creates team fighthes a weak laner like doom
>>547984138a good hero
>>547959923>PowerPointsoh Ive been getting this faggot in my recommendations 24/7I keep having to filter out his videos lol
>>547984138Dark seer
I've been doing the SF move where he bows while opening his arms at random when i'm home alone
>>547988941I like to do the old sf ult animation sometimes
>>547988941kinda kooky but funwhat is your end game?
>>547989748it's just fun to do. I did it last for dinner after bringing the food I made on a plate to my desk, kinda like I was my own butler
>>547956386the AI cant into australian female faces
>>547990589anon you crazyi like that
what is this faggot monster hunter shitwhat the fuckcould they get gayer what he fuck is this shit am i on fucking crack WTHAT EH TE FUCK
>>547991731they could collaborate with magic mike
>>547990764>>547990589>>547988941>>547989748many many years of therapy necessary
>>547992217nah bro i dont know whatever shit youre saying this shit is so gay wtf
>>547937592Dota began as a simpler warcraft 3 and is now as complex as warcraft 3. Funny.>>547938665The "learning" curve of dota is a 90 degree angle that then turns into a nice and welcoming 40 degree track up hill.Couriers, unit control, map size, interactions, the fact so many games are miserable because of how the MM works.
>>547950409Replace QoP with sniper/lina.I'd also replace sb with something else. I've just seen too many SBs be completely useless and relentlessly feed due to the nature of the hero.
https://voca.ro/1mmVoEwKSsnA Jakiro attack
>>547988941BASED
Friendly reminder old dog faced shadowfiend model was better, and had better animations, and looking requiem.
they haven't fixed the sf deso immortal third tine yet
>>547988941
where is techies green bomb
>>548006763me nuttin fr
https://voca.ro/1ehipPvlyKKe Be on look out for year end fart song of two year farts.
bump kek
I stopped watching since 2023, seriously why is the viewership and player count not going down even when the game is dying dead everywhere? there's a fucking war going on so ruskies shouldn't have time to play.
Does anyone have the image of chaos knight on a grill saying>meat in battle
good morning dotards
It really pisses me off that these niggas keep playing the same 5 heroes on rotation in unranked matches. Help a nigga complete the hero atlas ffs. Surely your tenth game of Sniper isn't going to be that much fun?
did anyone finish the event yet? wtf was that part where sex with wei sex with wei sex with wei sex with wei sex with wei sexSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEwhat do you guys think?
>>548026937Should I start talking about Ukraine when I'm playing with Russians?Do they get upset at that? Can they even understand English to an extent where they'd get bothered by it? Considering it, honestly.
>>548028787good morning retard :)
>>548030213I had a rusnig get uppity that started saying shit like "we invade ur country next" and when I pointed out that it's been three years and they still haven't beaten ukraine he got mad and claimed it's because the entire world (lol) is helping lol, and the rusnig didn't see the irony and contradiction in this.Rusnigs are unironically this fucking retarded and delusional.
can't you just play the game instead
>>548026232Nice 2004 game
>>548034825its no longer a game when everything in your life revolves around dota2
>>548026232she's flat as a board
>>548026232stop posting this image I'm going to cum
>>548026232post this image more in ever increasingly larger sizes to encourage anon to cum
>>548026937>WHY ISNT THE GAME DEADbecause it's really good and has a fairly consistent player base?
>>548039049>that flat ass line botted as fuck bro
>>548039534cope
>>548039534why would you bot dota2the hats are worthless and it would take an extremely sophisticated system to grind mmr with ita system that valve could easily detect
Dotards I just played a game with the most perfect push I've ever had in 4000 hours.Our pos1 with Aegis hit the towers and he didn't dive, our pos3 didn't blink in and force anything, everyone just patiently protected and enabled the Aegis carrier to slowly push safely.
>>548040128Mmr? That sounds like the average push to me
ppd... here comes the Ice Blast...
>>548040475Immortal (low, 6k). 90% of the time the pos1 would dive tier4s or the pos3 would blink in when someone shows and force something for no reason despite the enemy team being the ones with the pressure to initiate.
>>548040852Once you reach 9k+ people generally know how to push, haven't lost a game due to retards not knowing how to siege t3s in months
>>548040128By simply telling my team "everyone sit behind aegis and let them hit tower" i have been able to make this happen pretty consistently in games since I was 2k (5k now). Yea sometimes someone dives but usually you just gotta communicate. Dofa players have hella adhd and will be impatient if you dont remind them being patient is better.
>>548029219There's a shit ton of grind, thank God there's still plenty of time.
mapooo
The next event better be crownfall 2 with loli pugna and the main character
>general kept alive by fartpostingHappy Thanksgiving
ive been winning too much so the game got boringtime to play dogshit heroes like dark seer to lose a little
>>548053909remember when dark seer was metafaggots staple offlane hero
another glorious day of playing exclusively omniknight
>>548055826he doesnt have enough hp for nudota megabursts powercreep bullshithero needs a str gain buff
>>548005720kek
looking for some ozkavosh tak izh
what hero slides between sunbeams
>>548060836valora
>bzm
>>548056250same but hoodwink
someone procreated with trent, more than once
>>548056250Based
Just got back to the game after years long hiatus. Calibrated into 2k, a few medals below my original rank when i was at my peak. Nothing i can do about it.Ill just outfarm every nigger in this bracket till i reach my peak again. Thanks for your attention on this matter(i have social anxiety and im working on expressing and articulating my thoughts coherently)
L M A OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>548061856Same but sex with Hoodwink
>>548064214haha
>do well in lane>Still 3 levels below the enemy team's big guy>Enemy team's big guy walks around the map instakilling everyone>Can't do anything>Spend 20 minutes losing until a coin flip teamfight happens 50 minutes in and one team randomly winsDoes it EVER change or is this EVERY single game?
>>548069383Why aren't you higher level than him?
>>548069834Anon this isn't a 'my team shit' post I'm genuinely asking if this is how every single game goes because it has followed this exact same formula every single time and I keep expecting it to change or eventually become fun somehow
the frog phenotype
I think I will go buy some baiju
>>548070141if either team is retarded enough to throw then yeah
>>548070384alright, uninstall it ishow this game continually grows in players fucking baffles me
>>548070141You can't change your team but you can change yourself. If you improve, you will climb. If you climb, your team will improve. Thus by changing yourself you change your team.
>sundering a target with lotus orbmaybe ame should retire
>>548070310he looks like an ugly bastard from a hentai
tundra players look so geeked on adderall
>that hairlinewhat the fuck happened to singsing?
>>548073780timeits coming for you too
this dogshit is finally dead huh?haven't played since valve essentially killed the game with 7.00 and decided to just go back and try a game for some nostalgiaI've been in a queue for 9 minutes now in all pickShame valve had to fuck it all up back then
>>548076974Normal is dead, 90% of games played are ranked.
>>548076974valve killed the game after they realized around TI10 that they were just funneling funds out of their western paypiggie playerbase to unscrupulous chink & russian players & orgs
>tilted my teammates by telling them their prophet mohammed got zuttedeu west btw
>>548078834game still works for me
my friend keeps picking carry in unranked but hes so fucking bad at it even when we stomp hes 500 gpm and when hes top networth for 30 min we still lose because his decision making is so fucking garbage hes literally a pinata
>>548081124typical pos1 player pay no mind
>>548081312worst part is hes like 6k mmr but plays like what i would imagine archons do
>>548076974HOW MANY POSTS I GOT TO FUCKING SEE OF SOME NORMIE LEDDIT SHITPOSTER JUST POST "GAME IS LE SHIT, AND I AM LE POSTING ABOUT IT"? LE FUCK ?
>>548081771too many, they need to feel like their opinion is heard even if its a shit one
>>548081889ITS NOT AFUCKING OPNION. THEY ARE STATING A FACT "GAME IS SHIT" WITH NOTHING BEHIND IT OR IN FRONT. TOTAL SHITPOST
>>548081456people in low immortal are the most retarded sometimes I swearI think it's just a mechanical edge over lower ranks due to years of grinding like animals. but they just lack basic IQ things
>>548081456>6k mmr but plays like what i would imagine archonsso the same thing?
PSG here just wanted to drop in and say Happy Thanksgiving and Happy Channukah and Kwanzaa!Sorry I haven't been around much lately. I'm really old so I started testosterone replacement therapy and I've been doing stuff off the computer.
https://www.twitch.tv/doomergalthe new queen of /d2g/ is live
omniGODS i am TIRED of this disrespect
>>548084847>outhealed by carry juggernaut, AGAIN...
>>548081771HOW MANY POSTS I GOT TO FUCKING SEE OF SOME NORMIE LEDDIT SHITPOSTER JUST POST "STOP POSTING THINGS I DONT LIKE, AND I AM LE POSTING ABOUT IT" ? LE FUCK ?
>>548086745>BREAK DOWN THE ARGUMENT, BUT LOWER ITMAN IS THAT AD HOM WTF
>>548086841>BREAK DOWN THE ARGUMENT, BUT LOWER ITMAN IS THAT SOME REDDIT WTF
>>548086943>IM SHITPOSTING LITERALLYLMAOFUCK OFFNORMIE
>>548087023>IM SHITPOSTING LITERALLYLMAOFUCK OFFNORMIE
>>548087396Explain your post.
Remember to watch this if you ever lose hope in dotahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDymLWfp_uA
>>548088671? But that was the point that Dota stopped existing. 25% of the player base left immediately and never returned, any of the growth after that is subequatorial. TI isn't even TI now. There's nothing to lose, you need to accept that this part of your life is over. It was cool and all but you can't become a bitter mentally stuck person in your youth. Your parents need better
why is the thread bully doing this
grubby
>>548091289Remember the >He's proof you can really climb!GuysLol
>>548091468I mean, are they wrong?Just>Have climbing be your job>Get babysat by top tier players and coached by them>||Be likely among the top 3 best all time WC3 players||>||Be likely among the top 10 best WC3 players currently active||And in one year, you too can be immortal!
>>548089932can you just fuck offpermanently
>>548091610Huh? None of that is how he climbed >Army of scyophants queues at same time >Boosts him with smurfs if on same team>Throws if on other teamThis was visible on data sites. He had the same teammates dozens of times or more and they would have 27% win rate on other team and 70% on his team.He literally did not ever play a fair game of dota lol>>548094758It doesn't help you in any way to pretend the present is the past and it is absolutely damaging to you to hamstring your own life by pretending nothing can ever be dota again to you. That's gay. Get involved in something and stop sitting 19 hours a day.
>continually crying about a game you don't even play
>>548096229I assume you got proof on that and the missplays he made.
>>548096229take your own advice and go away
>>548091610Don't bother to point out that grubby played with a stacked to shit deck to retard-san and that he isn't an average player.Also go back to discord.
>>548096559Worse, he never played it at all, literal sour grapes
>>548097593
>>548097593oofyou know its true tooor else he wouldnt be bitching and instead enjoying the game
sex with lina
>>548101029hot
>>548097593Damn.LoL tard or RTS "player" (watches kpop streams and goons)?
>>548101029(noncon) sex with visage after 30 minutes.
so many NA and SA niggers in my EUW pubs rn fucking faggots :D
guess no patch this week either :DDDDDD
>>548103964no gameplay patch until the new yearpar for the course
>>548104787its not
>>548104878huh?what number did we receive last year post ti?
>>548105087kez and act 4 retard but i guess if you wanna compare monster hunter to that go ahead
>>548105443i mean kez was a letter patch and act 4 as wellwe got a post ti letter patch this yearmonster hunter is the gimmick to get us through to feb when they drop 7.40
>turn off strict solo>get a hard support divine>carry legend>both proceed to intentionally feedok
oinker gang ww@
>>548112612right here
>>548115838bow down to king piggie
>>548124571not me, the gulag reigns supreme
>>548125659Varaspura general....honkai nexus anima general.... mwuhahah
>>548126192you do you my sirfor me? its the gulag
>>548127096Let's at least get some bitches in here thenWhere rain at? His ass free.
>>548115838mason is unwatchable nowadays, dude just cynically turned on his toxic act to 11, every single game he's crying right from min -1 to appease his mentally stunted viewers, bro is probably trying to move out of his parents place and needs money or something
>>548127335>bitches >immediately references a mangross
>>548127981It's for you my nigga
>>548128117im not gaywhy would you force a homosexual upon me?
>>548129150I thought you were a woman. I love you.
>le epic huskar last pickkill yourslelf
how do I allchat the monster hunter lines?
>win 4v5god i just screamed at the top of my lungsvindication
bump
oom pangolier
Bump
Invoker shits out 3 spirits with each hitting me once and then some flying dagger from who knows where finishes me nice game dotards.
>bumpLOOOL this game is so deadhola saar priviet we are the only remaining doota 2 players puta madre cabron xd xd xd xd xdyou're not white if youre still playing this shit period
white man here, i love dota2 and play as often as i can
>>548127576mason was always unwatchable, the only streamer who's even been remotely watchable is gorgc.
>>548154716monkeys-forever is my goto
>malding retard NA:(>malding retard EU:)
>>548158037sex with hot greek snek
>>548153578Same with many other games like wow and cs and what not its all brownscrements that are ridiculously retarded and absurdly deranged that you have to deal with.
>>548081124Have a good mid and end before their 1 becomes online.There's nothing worse than winning and giving your core space for 30 min, then getting stalled by hg and losing after your freefarmed core makes bad decision after bad decision.
>>548162147yeah i win when i go mid because thats my main role and im better but im just doing atlas shit atm so i was playing an enchantress and we were stomping until i needed cores to do something
every game is a fucking huskar last pickwell fuck you i picked viper
https://voca.ro/1jts5mzqv7n3
>teammate with muslim sounding username>go on his profile>this user doesn't have a profileinstant report + avoid + euthanize
>they gave techies a fursuitlmao
How does quinn dare show his face in public
>>548165463did he know about the zutting?
why would i want larger power cogs radius?
b
>>548169528the cogs themselves become pretty disruptive
>>548169528to let the enemy just walk out
The monster hunter skins look nice (especially WR) but there is nothing that can compel me to play this game anymore.
>>548174347
the winstreak just won't end
>>548174347that's ok we all take small breaks from shooting cocaine every now and then
turbo but skip the laning phasedo it valve
>>548175271bonafide retard rumble
>supp leaves>carry goes afk>still winyeah im that good
immortal + 4 retards modedo it valve
>>548175719people will eventually adapt and it won't be as fun as it sounds
>get rusnigs on team>loseRegion lock when?
idk whats going on. it's like ive broken the game somehow
they finna drop em as soon as groups are done
>>548180956Will happen in the other direction after 13 games favoring you
>>548180956>1k mmr
>>548182876this is what i got
>4 chinese teams bottom of the group
>>548183448Saving strats
>>548183258I'm not making fun of your MMR I'm saying you should be winning vast majority of your games anyways.It's a GOAT rank in some sense, because people at that rank don't care that much about MMR and just play purely for the love of the game, most of the times at least, later on people don't get much smarter they only get delusional, cocky and uncooperative (12k behaviour score I can only imagine if it were lower).
ImmortalFaith said they're a fun team to watch yet he continues to pick Aba for Crystallis every game
>>548183859think he means Midone is a fun player to watch, saw him blink into 4 heroes on leshrac and die in 2 secs that was fun
>pos 3 picks mars>enemy carry gets a free lane>loseWhy do pos 3 retards do this?
IMDONEMDONE
>>548185049mars is such a shit hero
>>548185049>>548185470>can pick 4 heroes to do damage >le invisble arena guy>WTF WE CANT LE KILL ANYOONElol...tl;dr you can have 4 other heroes besides mars that do straight up damage, noobsle invisible arena guy is a round off pick
please stop this bug on bug violence
Ame is going godmode
As a pos3 player I didnt understand the general notion that pos3 players are the shittiest players, I thought those were the pos4. That was until I wanted to play other roles.No matter how the laning phase goes, these >people are always so fucking passive. They just keep farming the lane/jungle while not making any plays on the map.When I'm playing pos3 and the game has stagnated a bit, I farm the jungle but I try to farm as far from my pos1 as possible. If he is near me I just leave the area. When I play pos1 these subhuman niggers keep farming every camp in their vicinity without ever creating any sort of space. When I play a support that has no engage there are never any plays done in the game
>>548180225They may look like people but they aren't people.
>we nerfed that item so many times>wewhat did lacoste mean by that?
>>548193106camposanto tranny cabal slip up
what's really interesting about pro games is how from minute 15 onwards they always huddle up together as 5 and occupy an area of the map yet always manage to get that gpm up
Huskar is such a liablity after early game, i feel like this hero doesn't work at all if he is not 7/0 and 4 levels up by anyone else by the 15 minute
>>548197171he doesthe hero is just trash when his bkb isnt up so u usually melt one guy cause chaos and then die
>first few games after 8 year break>play tide>my support CM is an invalid and sits autoattacking creeps all lane and sitting nice and still in the open with a pudge in the lane in the obviously unwarded trees>I still manage to crush the lane despite CM feeding a few hook kills to pudge>pull off a couple of great teleport multi kills>pudge/troll quit game>we have a hefty lead>tell everyone to group and just push to end while they can put up little to no fight>the CM/rubick/WD all decide they would rather just split up and farm sidelanes/jungle because they are retarded>they keep inevitably getting ganked and killed because none of them buy wards and refuse to group>the rubick quits after dying doing stupid shit again>tell the remainder again to come mid and end because they dont have a chance in a teamfight and if this goes on they will win via comeback gold and their stronger late game heroes>retards ignore and continue to farm and get ganked>tell them okay I'm going to afk jungle farm too since they dont feel like doing anything except feed kills>fast forward to the game ending exactly as predicted>CM starts crying about how I'm not coming to help them now>at this point the 3 enemy late game heroes each have triple the net worth of everyone on the team but me from comeback + bonus gold and are facerolling>tell CM how stupid they are and exactly why this loss occurred again>CM still too stupid to understand and just comes out with NPC dialogueI'm amazed. I'm amazed at my colossal underestimation of how pantshittingly retarded the average dota 2 player is. My recollection of how fucking retarded these people are over the last 8 years had clearly diminished.Really quite impressive.Thanks for reading my blog, will be back in another 8 years if this shit isn't totally dead by then.
I think I'm gonna start playing dota and I'll start with Death Prophet cause I like her the most and she seems relatively simple/consistentany retard-idiot's guide to playing Death Prophet and what to watch out for as a 2010-2015 League player?
>>548198557She's pretty straight forward, very hard to fuck up with
>>548197693you will never improve by blaming others
>>548198557did you playeded swain in leeg? she is like that
>>548198852kill yourself immediately tranime faggot
Real quick, what does "Global Cast range" mean for Guardian Angel if it doesn't actually apply to allies?
>>548199719Limited area but global cast range
>>548199510are you the thread bully
here's grub in your eye
>>548198557I forgot the league champ to dota hero converter existed. Sadly it's innaccurate because I love techies and don't care about teemo.
>>548198852a chain is only as strong as its weakest link
>>547984138Zeus, since his your hero with the biggest winrate.
Is there still time on the MH event to unlock the full WR skin if you start now?
>>548204903Yes, it runs for another 2 and a half months and it takes less than 1 if you focus on one specific set
>>548204903>>548204978I've never played more than 2 matches of DOTA in my life. I only want Kirin Anti-Mage because of FOMO and so if I ever play DOTA2 as Anti-mage I don't have to play as a bald faggot.
>>548205667>I've never played more than 2 matches of DOTA in my lifethen fuck off retarded redditor
>>548205667Ok so play now and get the skin
>>548198557Death prophet, clinkz and warlock 21 years ago i started with and when OD came out it was mad
>telling people to play the absolute dogshit that is 2025 nudota
>i buy accounts and pick pudge
>>548207023Game died at 7.00
>>548207458this they removed Techies in 7.00
i love watching the same "teammates" go solo and die to multiple enemies multiple times in a row despite telling them to stop doing itmight just be a dead game populated by bots which explains the same patterns on repeat
>hahaha playing dota 2025 am i right fellow redditors?she types in a thread solely about dota. God /vg/ is so fucking bad
>>548207636Yup, amongst the other shit changes to the map, nu heroes and (((reworking))) gameplay they fucking obliterated techiesGod I miss old dota so fucking muchWhy couldnt they just finish porting the game over from warcraft and then just leave it the fuck alone
>>548207767>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP SAYING MY SHIT GAME IS SHIT AND USED TO BE MUCH BETTER IM SO PRECIOUSdo you get bonus lootboxes for sucking gabens fat chode or do you just do it for free?
>>548208060just leave
>>548208193thats not an answer to the questioni will take your avoidance of answering as you doing it for free
>>548204978Can I play without buying the pass until I have all the mats I need, then buy it?
>>548208354Yeah
>>548169528It's less of a mess in a teamfight, so you don't accidentaly cog a teammate in. Also, it helps when you want to use the cogs specifically for the mana burn and pseudo-stun capabilities.
>>548208334you are mindbroken. take a break from the internet
>get 2-3 commends after every game>behaviour score never goes up i dont get it
>>548209181>t. sucker of gabens toes, defender of dogshit
>>548211246did gaben rape you? why are you here?
>>548211653>t. buckbroken valvedrone
I can't lie im the silencer that never buys aghs and just keeps spam hitting you moving closer towards you with glaives until you dive in to respond and get finished off im that guy seriously i have always been that guy.
>>548211653>t. gobbler of gabens gangrenous grubs
I think I'm getting decent at Support Omniknight, cause I suck at all the other parts of this game. Is this build any good and what other items should I typically get to round it all out? Games don't always last long enough to finish, but I think about Octarine Core sometimes.
>>548212798if you aren't trolling, please explain the AC purchase
>>548212879Grants attack speed to allies doesn't it?
>>548212798fuck it nigga, we ball
>>548213061>5k+ item to grant your allies a whopping 30 as boostmmr?
>>548213190Probably low, I don't check it and I make no effort to deny how shit I actually am, why do you think I'm posting this? Name some better item then. Multiple in fact, I probably need them.
>>548209553commends don't make your score go up. it only goes up when you go many games without getting reported. the system has been broken on purpose to discourage you from interacting with anyone. i mute and report everyone every game.
Thread bully?
what is my wife ruru up to
>>548213898gas yourself simp
>>548213517you buy items for a purpose. they all have a place in the right game. AC is expensive and really only good as a late game aura purchase unless you're playing some sort of rat hero like druid. greaves also aren't worth finishing in most games when you still have slots open. you'd do better off to be buying items that make a lot more difference in fights, like lotus orb, pipe, scythe or shivas, if you have that kind of gold. playing support omni I have no advice for, the hero isn't just off meta, he's been fundamentally broken to unplayability for all but one patch in the last like five years at least. a long time ago he was THE pub stomper besides maybe aba, but that was back when heroes actually had timings and physical damage was weak before 30 minutes.
>>548213517As a support you want to look for cheap ulility items like glimmer and force stuff, AC is a luxury item for cores
>>548214418why the bullying
>>548214973its cyborgfatt
>>548127576>>548154716shame. I like Masons playstyle
>be support player hardstuck>convinced my teammates are way more retarded than mehttps://youtu.be/8xbYdiaZG88>start doing this>winit's juts that easy huh? it's a 1v9 game after all...
buy an ad asian faggot
>>548197693pick Luna and farm>farm more>end game>>548216961try it
>>548216485>hardstuck supportI only play support, was hardstuck at archon. made a new account and recalibrated legend 5. idk there's something about the 50th percentile or the behavior system that just keeps you there even when you're better. my games now are so much nicer. it was also important that i play on euw instead of us servers i think.
>pos4 veno dies once in lane>pings me repeatedly for no apparent reason>comes back to lane and starts contesting my last hitsi didn't even type or ping anything
how has this never been fixed
>tfw no wifebeater hero
>have to lane against Ancient Apparition and Skywrath Mage as melee (DK)>can't go anywhere near creeps without getting nuked from long range>"hey can someone switch lanes please?">zero response>later they're dominating>"thanks for never communicating by the way">"just be better and don't die"absolute retards, we still won by the way. Clinkz steam rolled pretty much and we were able to just walk right into bottom and win while they fought in our mid barracks (I think?)
>>547983758-1000 mmr after spamming kez in all roles. he's too fun though hopefully this makes me quit dota again
>No relevant patch since a year>Why is dota dead?I don't know why dota is dead
Who's a good tank hero that can really soak up damage?
>>548204978How many matches per day do I need to play to get it in the time you mentioned?
>>5482307024 or 5 should be enough for every set, if you focus on only one you can probably get by with a single game
God I'm so fucking glad I got the day of the dead set for sniperIt mogs MH so bad lmfao
>>548230861That's to get it in 1 month or by the end of the event?
>>548231117I've been averaging 5 games per day since the start of the event and I'm about 75% complete with the sets, cat, and pig. With one game a day you might finish one set completely if you ignore everything else within a month.
>>548229350this but she's my sister mommy wife
>>548229350hell yeah
>>548230702just grind 16 hours per day bruh
>>548233118>>548232256my hotwife Lina is so sexy
>>548235225what the fuck is wrong with you, get off the porn loser
>>548236725relax
>Full item set is expensive>All individual items dirt cheapWhy?
Is Rathalos form Purchase only or can it be crafted?
bumpity bump
What counters Meepo Aghs? HOLYFUCKINGSHIT SERIOUSLY
I got the floo guys you go on without me *ack*
>brown d2gdo we really need an entire separate general for magnus players?
>>548255014better yet, there's a board for you fags >>>/trash/
Give me 1 reason to not build Disperser on every carry
sex with hoodwink
After playing HoN for a bit now I think one of the biggest weaknesses of Dota 2 is unironically the hero design, they are just so shit compared to HoN.
cant wait for Valora to get a buff if we dont get a patch when dreamleague starts then we are cooked till next year>>548262732you niggas stay lying about that dogshit game post a hero design right now
the old guard russian team got colonized by a canadian ecommerce servicethey even brought their coach lmao
how 2 fix hoodwink>becomes melee hero>scurry is now an invisibility that drains mana while active, gives bonus attack speed on leaving it>acorn shot is now a passive, gives a chance to deal critical damage and disarm the target>bushwhack now places an invisible watcher that grants vision, can have up to 3 active and can be activated to silence enemies in an aoe
>no puppet master>no electrician>no engineer>no pandamoniumhon had some great designs
>>548262732>refuses to elaborate further
>>548263093>range cleave>mana shield>mines>3 hit combonot that inspiring
>>548263246>enigeer>minesu wot?he had the keg that pushed people, the turrent, the thing that buffed towers/turrent/siege creeps and the big old electric fence
>>548263372
>>548207234hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafuck you valve
I like two new heroes known as the ringmaster and mars, even if I lose I still have fun
Dota 2 isn't the game I fell in love with 15 years ago.
Being good at dota feels really good but losing feels awful
>a pudge just 1v4'd my team>go to kill him>he still has ult
>>548266964it's a 20 second cooldown.
>>548266372then move on instead of being a jilted lover
primal splithaha
>>548266932you have to learn to mentally clock out of a loss so it doesn't get to you
>>548268352>threeof me
things arerarely as they seem
I COMEwith evil dreams
from other men my wife CUMS
I'm being beaten by cops at the moment
He.drew.Z.on.the.minimap.
Topsen!!!
porn and dota addiction is ruining me
>first game of the weekend>go against invoker smurfeh well time to play singleplayer games until monday
>>548278915ditch dota bro
think my 11 win streak is a goner
>get rusnigs on team>loseWhy are these """people""" allowed to play on the human servers?
>>548258958the manaburn passive needs an upgrade instead of being same as diffu
>>548262732you're righti liked soulstealer, pharaoh, bubbles better than dota counterpartsfayde is cool too
>>548258958It doesn't give movespeed
you guys were right. i had a winstreak and now theyre sending agents to correct it
Like this is a fucking joke. How can this guy be level 21 on medusa yet still chainfeed. It makes no sense
>pos 3 picks mars>loseThis hero is so fucking worthless why do people keep picking him?
>>548285105Hmm maybe lion completely neuters her early and ursa straight up doesn't give a shit about mana shield, idk bro you tell me im not a herald god
>>548278915Start hitting the gym get on body game
>>548285105maybe you should have provided more space for your core
WHAT THE FUCK man. This has to be a conspiracy
when is the graveyard map coming?
The f*ench (God forgive me for daring to utter such a vile word) deserve everything that happens to them.
Yakub brothers deciding to show up to guarantee that all 4 teams of the region fill the last chance bracket
Why would someone this fat wear a neck chain? Sleazemaxxing?
>>548287225Wonder if this is matchfixing because Idk if there's even enough chinese dota 2 bettors anymore
>>548286724le matchmaker uses some stat to make both teams have equal chance to le winif you le win alot your stats will be le inflated and you will get le weaker teammates who are more likely to be le tilted etc.
>>548289323so that means i'm destined to lose the next dozen or so games because i just had a big win streak?
>>548290006oui
Pure might be onto something with Lesh pos1. He's the only one that plays it
is offlane the most impactful role in pubs? I feel miserable whenever I'm not the one playing it>play support>no matter how well you play early, passive pos3 means your midgame is going to be dogshit>play pos1>if your pos3 is passive you have no space to farm it outI guess midlane isn't impacted by this as much. And maybe I'm just biased and it doesn't happen as often as I think it does but those game where pos3 is gapped are very memorable. Just now I played pos5 cm (queued all roles), we won safelane and I rotated to our hardlane, there was a lot of fighting but after it cooled down and the game started entering mid game my pos3 shaker made some really bad macro mistakes. Their pos3 mars that we beat during the lane had a lot of impact by just playing with his team, ready to initiate. Meanwhile my shaker just wasn't doing anything, a few bad fights happen and by the time shaker has his items they are so far ahead of us he can't do shit anymore
>rusnig on team didn't get is role>goes jungle huskar>12k behavior score lobbyWhen are they overhauling the behavior score system so it actually does something?
This has got to be a sick fucking joke or something. It's the same guy. When he's in my team he feeds his brains out but when he's against me he goes beast mode
is it viable to buy untradable sets? what is the best place for it, if it exists
>>548290006you need to handhold tards if you want to win
>>548292821dota2gfx
>>548292691>guy gets held back by his inept team>loses>guy doesn't have you on his team>wins hardhmmmm
>>548297792rude thread bully
lick nattea tummy
Ame...
>get rusnigs on team>lose
>ame
>>547953025in theory luna shouldnt be a bad mid. but i guess she is useless after laning stage until 20 mins>>548217873idk there are better heroes that farm and win the game other than luna
>>548273815chosen of anus
This place is a ghost town, what went wrong?
>queue all roles>get the role I want>disconnect))
>>548317640You are a dull and boring person, you cannot initiate a conversation or a discussion, that you have to rely on people to talk for you.You have no right go whine, blame yourself.
>>548317640thread bully bullied everyone until they left :(
>>548317640no (You)'s people ask something or wanna start something and just get ignored. then they leave. many such cases in /vg/
>>548319151Project harder, nerd.
>>548319151thread bully?
>>548317640We need to be like the lol general where we RP as Yuumi begging to suck our ADC's cocks.
How does one play Dota for fun? I can't make that mental leap. If you want to win, you have to think about what is happening. If you turn your brain off, youll lose a lot.
>>548326790Literally and unironically get good, once you're good you don't have to think about trying to win
>>548326906Being good requires that you think. I can 'get good' at shoving one lane and farming a shit ton of gold but that won't win the game since there's a pvp aspect to the game that you can't ignore unless you literally don't care about winning.
>>548327089>Being good requires that you think.Getting good does, being good doesn't
>>548327089>one eye on the game, one eye on the minimap>check ally & enemy items to see how they are progressing in their games>when you feel you and your teammates are strong or you have the space, try to open a tower or aim for an objective>don't force retard fights, don't brool for the sake of it, if you're waiting to hit a timing learn to stallnow the tough part is expecting the 4 mental hospital escapees you're playing with to be on the same wavelength
>>548327259Yea it does. A good player knows when he should walk into enemy jungle. If he doesn't walk into the jungle, he will likely end up losing because at a certain level that sort of play is required. But to do it properly you have to think about the game state.
>>548327416If you get good that kind of stuff is instinct, you don't need to think about it
>>547937730Because they've released an operating system, a hand held console and soon a proper console. In their success they've left Dota behind.>>548081124Pos 1 unfortunately attracts many people that just aren't suited to the role.
>>547937730valve develops games as a hobby
what happened to the sets that were voted on?
Literally every game today has at at least one griefer, and they were all on my team every time.Why? Why doesn't the behavior score system do anything?
>>548335439>Something doesn't work, has never worked>Keep engaging with and spending your life on it>Wannhh why doesn't it work :((Why don't you work?
>>548327089>I HAVE TO CARE ABOUT LE GAME?!?!?! LE FUCK!?!?!?LMAO
>>548335791What a worthless and retarded comment, made by a worthless and retarded "person".
>>548336053Stop bullying people
>>548335919https://youtu.be/8xbYdiaZG88I watched that entire video and my conclusion is yea I still no longer want to play this game. The effort required is huge and relatively low amount of fun. If I want to style on people I can pick up a fighting game where my results are always commensurate with the effort I put it. Dota is just thousands upon thousands of hours of anxiety and stress and at the top level the game looks basically identical to bottom level at a quick glance.Nobody gives a fuck about your ultra efficient farming patterns. Nobody cares that you are at the point where taking a certain walking path through the jungle that would normally be expected and punished is now unexpected because the enemy would never expect you to make that mistake which means its no longer a mistake. Youre just walking in the jungle. Its fucking boooooring.
>>548337496>starts randomly targetting some idiot in the jungle about his walking patternsbro
heroes with real life reference?
>>548341895that's the entire game at the top level. who can do the most unexpected thing because people have seen everything thousands of times that the only way you can win is by being utterly unpredictable but when they do it it just looks lame
>>548345689Pudge's design is based off your mom
what heroes should i try as a former aphelios otp?
>>548351208Kez
Rolling for Durin AND taking a shit right now at this very moment it's coming out
Why is valora the best female dota hero
>>548353814thighs
>>548353814She has skull breaking thighs and a big butt.She also has that whole "gentle giant" theme going on.
>>548353814these>>548358425>>548359919and her voicehttps://files.catbox.moe/hcojuf.mp3
I've been gone for three days and its the same general I left...
we're actually not getting a patch until christmas lol
>>548377332if you dont see a patch by dreamleague then next year
>>547936923>>547937206>I NEED ONLYFANS EGIRLS TO THINK I'M COOL FOR PLAYING DOTAgod please just fucking KILL yourself
>>548377332after slam before DL
so ive been thinking alot about pduge metahow about refresher on pudge and im wondering if i can apply two meat shields and what do they do
>>548377332Valve is about to drop a Deadlock patch then go on vacation until next year. Dookie 2 isn't getting anything lmao
>>548379957Deadlock needs more than a patch it's struggling
>>548378432Get halberd or another targeted item unless you like being gigacucked by linkenst. got gigacucked
>>54838101830k active players in a closed alpha isn't struggling
>>548381093Sub 30k and falling its not "closed" anyone that truly wants to play the game can
>>548381302You're just going to have to accept that Valve has abandoned this shit game and is all in on Deadlock. You can either play dogshit 2 with nothing but shitskins from the third world or try something else.
>>548381018With the way it is it will never be a big hit like Dota, it's just too autistic with it's mechanics and i hate to use the term but, you're burdened with learning, with mastering the retarded fucking movement tech, you actually have to aim well and hit the characters jumping all over the place like you're playing some DMC game.Most people will never fucking have fun in the default mode.
>>548381540Lol ima enjoy the greatest game that been made but you should go enjoy your 28k player game but all i know dota isn't dying anytime soon while dota 2 player are begging for a patch deadlock players are begging for a patch plus begging for new players
if you pick dk kill yourself yesterday
>>548386483this but abaddon
patch
does playing only one hero make you bad?
>>548392060I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.-batman
>>548392060Losing makes you bad. Winning makes you good.
>>548392060only if its a specialist pick like huskar
>>547936923>you get treated wierdNope, i tell almost everyone in person i meet i play dota and theyre the ones who end up feeling weird or dumb after they hear how well spoken i am about the gameHonestly must be a you thing
>>548392060>transci
I'm 39.1% done with the event!
>team has aegis>ping to fight>they just want to farm>aegis times out>team goes to fight>lose fight due to no aegishow to prevent this
>>548395921i just started it!but idc about the sets, so i imagine ill complete the book thingy fast enough
>the best ass in dota is an effigy pigthe female dota heroes need a visual update NOW
>both enemy damage dealers dead on max respawn timer>both have burned buybacks>four of us alive (support died)>enemy bot lane on final tower>ping and tell team go push towers as a teamall three of them went to different corners of our jungle to farm for the full two minutesabsolute NPCs
>witch doctor picked in esportstold you dumb retards it was a strong hero
>>548399865"pro teams"these fourth stringers just picked kinetic fence you fucking retard
>>548399865this doctor?
>>548399980And he owned with it you dumb faggot. Get raped
The play in system is so fucking retarded
>>548400053they almost lost to fucking pinoys because they didn't have a way to kill a juggernaut with no save support. you know, something static storm does?
That Tearlaments team is pretty kino. They lose but they're fun to watch
>>548400003https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blBjDJ0kPew
>in lane with a drow>drow gets by mirana arrow>gets hooked by pudge>starts pinging me as if I'm to blame for her not dodging>fast forward a minute>drow gets hooked by our lane pudge again>dies again>starts pinging me again>"report (me)"these shitters will blame anyone but themselves
I don't care about this shitters put heroic on the telly
How many NA players are there? Is there a way to know?
>offlaner picks tusk>comes to lane with no regen and doesn't effectively trade creeps with an aba disruptor>they get level 2 first>he chooses to fight them while they have level 2 and I don't because I'm not retarded>he dies>pings me>he tps to lane in front of tower while a disruptor is in vision>gets glimpsed obviously>pings me>i leave to stack and give him lane xp so he can catch up>the disruptor mirrors my move so he has a chance to recover>he builds a midas and is never effective in the entire gameWHY DO THESE RETARDS ONLY BUILD MIDAS WHEN THEY LOSE LANE
>>548402878>tusk offlanejust euthanize. stop caring
If pros, the best players of the best can't deal with gimmick heroes like Huskar... how are random pubs suppose to?
T-thank you, tiaraments s-strongest...
>>548404029simply don't pick a draft of three magic dealing cores you fucking retards. and maybe consider fixing your mid hero pool to naturally counter the strong meta heroes instead of lazily picking the same comfort heroes for the 15th year.
>>548400665They had half their players poached by the bigger Chinese teams right before Blast. Hopefully this line-up sticks together and improves
This navi team is so dogshityou just know some sleazy ukranian 1xbet mafia guys tell them exactly how their games should go
>>548402306>I don't care about shitters>heroicPick one
>>548404212>Slardar>the single biggest physical damage hero>not enough to deal with himOk?
>>548400392>almost lostso they won?
>>548404373you don't get it
I love watching huskar players but don't like playing against him
>>548404502I guess not, but heroic are shitters either way.
The thread bully is always on demon timing during the weekends
>>548404384the slardar didn't lane against the huskar. he got a free lane vs puck. and they aren't even winning at 35 minutes because even when the hero totally owns he falls off fast.
Are chinese teams playing from china? That room tidebound were in looked chinese. Aren't they on 250ping?
>>548405143I...think so...?
>>548405303the online part is on europe servers though
>>548405392https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/8583851046yes they are.that's messed up man.
>enemy TB has double damage>me and another ping that he has double damage>slardar jumps onto him in the middle of the enemy team>when he and we all inevitably die to the TB who has double damage he starts tipping people and talking shit in chathigh IQ plays
>>548404750I don't think he's ITT currently.
Rolling for Durin and shitting right now. Faeaces are coming out
>>548394378>Nope, i tell almost everyone in person i meet i play dota and theyre the ones who end up feeling weird or dumb after they hear how well spoken i am about the gameWow I have never seen someone so boldly say they clearly come off as LD and autistic in person. Yes everyone is very impressed. Everyone who chooses to stay here daily should well comprehend the company you are choosing to spend your life with
Y'all niggas got thread bully, schizoid and Simple Jack*Line of crying emojis into line of skulls*Picrel, gulag dwellers soon
Dis game neva die no cap ong
why is PSG posting slop again
Kez seems fun
>>548408047do attention whores need a reason?
>>548408047He got a new buttplug that responds to (you)s
>>548408287
>>548408287>Not having one
>>548408116I wouldlike him a lot more if it wasn't for his voice and dialogue
>>548408832>The game isn't dying!>Here's this bird samurai hero who doesn't sound like a bird or samurai and has completely generic responses as if they were all spot out by a single ai prompt! Truly the moment you knew it was finally 100% in the hands of brown contractors
>>548409046>Doesn't sound like a bird or SamuraiA heavy Japanese accent with clucking, squarking and cockadoodledos scattered in he's speech would have been hilariously charming.
>>548409046He is also otaku bait because his sets are already going that "naruto" route. He also yells "BLUE BLUR" to appeal to sonic fans.Sucks because he is one of the more fun heroes to play in terms of mechanical skill, but then theres stupid shit like him making fun of desolator name, but also taking it 100% seriously in two different lines when you pick up the item. (which is core for him btw)
>dont play game in a while>forget how stupid people in game are>play game>watch people make same stupid mistakes repeatedly and feed huge amounts of gold to enemy>watch same people blame everyone else for them going solo into enemy five stack for seventh timeI don't know why I come back to this game every so often
>>548409691lmao fuck
>>548409691>blue blur!h-he's literally me..
Dumb question, I (in part) lost a match because I played Venomancer and when I tried to cast spells in a critical moment, I had one of my wards selected instead of my hero. This has happened with Techies and mines as well.Is there a way to avoid this?
>>548412554Don't select other units and bind a key to select your hero
>>5484125541 hero2 hero + units3 units>.t chen player
Is this pango hero really good or is it just an esports thing? In my pubs he's fucking useless aside from his ult
All innates have their own cool icon, but for some reason the status bar displays the hero portrait which is off center like 9/10 times. Wish someone would fix this.
There's no skill that creates a tp target. A fake structure of sorts that you can place anywhere and allies can teleport to.It's simple enough that I guess it must have been thought off over the years, and it's super simple to implement.I guess it's just not in the game because it's a shitty idea?Could also be a consumable item that you plant on the ground or something. And the enemy would get gold + exp if they kill it.
>still no preggo heroesSo much for diversity, valve
I'm shitting againI'm using my guarantee to roll for Durin and then I'm swiping multiple times to guarantee Columbina, Varka, Alice and Nicole
>>548414745You can tp to underlord's fiend's gate with lvl 2 tinker ult, but i believe it's an oversight
>>548415049And kotl has recall... but I meant more like a generic skill (or item?) that creates a "structure" that allies can just use a tp to teleport to.
>>548414745They should add the TF2 Engineer
>>548415176If it were a hero skill they'd need something very strong elsewhere because it sounds pretty underwhelming?You have recall, underlord and wisp relo (and I guess old chen skill too, and any creep being able to be used BoTs on). That's enough teleport mechanics 2bh.
why is nattea such a slut
>>548417325you made me check, i thought she was showing her feet
Oh the tournament is going to be in China but only one chinese team will make the playoffs lol
>>548418261The last great chinese team was TI10 PSG LGD. After that it was all shit
when will they make something useful to spend shards on?
>>548420157what is that
>xg wins one game>instantly does a wacky draft for game2
>>548420157you earn them from doing quests and getting tipped
>enemy bottom and mid barracks destroyed>no towers in top lane and barracks open>were winning five mans>say to group and push top barracks>team split up and start pushing dead lanes or farming jungle>enemy starts killing people running solo>fast forward 10 minutes of me telling these stupid fuckers to five man and take top barracks and them refusing to do anything co-ordinated and throwing the game and we loseI just can't with this game, absolute monkeysI'm so tired of watching won games get thrown because people decide not to press an advantage and go farm jungle, dead lanes, split up and get ganked or just do generally stupid shit
>>547936923No NA audience. People want to deny it, but shit isn't relevant on a global and social scale is the U.S. isn't interested in it. LoL managed to capture the attention of a younger audience and dota didn't
>team doesn't press buttons past 3 games>now I get an Ogre mid))
is there a way to set auto attack on after you use a skill that attacks?like blink strike.
Dotards is it possible to use some form of super sampling AA?
>>548425134smart auto attack?
>>548425134Blink strike creates a delay on the next right click after being used. A few skills are like this in dota, Muerta's dead shot creates the same delay.
>>548420157if you know anything, actually, you should be getting crates that you can buy keys with for 20k shards.
>>548420157they need to release more shards sets like the ones available rn for 75k and so on. The available ones are pretty nice
That third XG - Yandex game is kino
>>548420157It'd be cool if they put more attention into the item customization we used to have, inscriptions, gems, sockets, aura effects. I would like to spend shards on that shit. They also need to remove tipping. I play with everyone muted, I even mute hero dialogue, I remove all of the shit that popped up on the right side of the screen when your teammates buy an item or whatever. I don't want to be distracted by fucking shitty ass tips. It's insane that we have no option to remove tips from appearing on our screen. They need to make tipping and commends on the post-match overview/scoreboard one and the same if they want players to still have a way to earn shards.
would be sad with no chinese team since they have playoffs in china for some reason
I despise russiansI despise that 95% of my team are russians on EUWI enjoy telling them I don't speak ukranianRussians aren't human
>>548428576>I despise that 95% of my team are russians on EUW>I enjoy telling them I don't speak ukranianso which is it
>>548428576>lose>check dotabuff afterwards because i'm on anonymous mode>4 cyrillic usernames with me, opposite team is all normal usernames
>>548428694anon is saying that he trolls russians by calling them ukrainian to their face
If Axe banned I pick LC. If LC banned I pick CW. If CW banned I pick Mars. If Mars banned I pick Underlord. If Underlord banned I quit the game.
So what the hell are you suppose to do when 3 people decide to stack one lane start of the match and none of them think for a second to NOT do that, so you're left alone in lane?
Why did they completely remove the possibility of level 1 roshans
>>548424667Ogre mid absolutely owned.
>>548429474I fucking HATE when that shit happens mansame for when the support shows up late to lane and I have to face 2 people for atleast one wave
>disrupt Juggernaut so he doesn't get raped>get tippedMeanwhile I solo entire games on mid and get flamed. Supps ahve it easy.
>>548430153Legit you can't get flamed or hated as a support as long as you somewhat properly press spells and drop a few wardsif you can't press spells buy a mek or solar crest to compensateAny core position and even if you do everything perfectly or deem it's more reasonable to play for your own timings rather than brool endlessly at min8 you're reported
>>5484299279 times out of 10 they probably don't even speak english, or at least they NEVER respond when you tell them anything
>>548430602I don't try to communicate with my support. Last time I made the mistake of pinging my 4 with the X ping to move away from that spot and he died shortly after, came back, and started trying to take my last hits with more effort than what he was doing on lane
Ame is so done in this game
what if both chinese teams give away timber dk on their elimination game what could go wrong
>>548432906biggest issue is that the teams sucks, not the draft
do not google china....
>>548429168this guy gets itmakes them seethe every time
i don't give a fuck that this is unranked, fuck matching me with 4stacks
inhouse?
>>548433962>be 3.3k last year>decide to pick up against>facing an immortal mid>raep
>>548425997>>548425134wanna hear hell? on safe lane theres a hook spot for pudge (theres multiple but some are much better then others) and when you hook (i have my character facing a small little cubby), my character moves so the guy can just be let out. i have to spam stop and i havent been able to do it. I have lost about 85% of my kills using this hook spot and, yes, i continue to use it. hooking under tower into deathspots is retard broken
>>548436539Do you have always auto attack on or something?
Finally crafted the Kirinslut armor, I can quit the game now.
Black mason hasn't streamed in awhile
unforgiving ward spot
>>548437712no, just standard. im gonna turn it off, i guess and see what its like
>>548440119you play on THIS map?
>>548441959i never had an opinion on it
>>548441959You don't have all maps in the rotation?
>thought to do the atlas>easily win first game on literally who niggas like Visage and Chen>can't win with the actual heroes I play to the point I filled their entries from exposureI'm getting very mixed signals from Valve here. I thought hero specific mmr doesn't exist.
>>548441959that map is a gem
>12k behavior score>get a griefer literally every single game???
>>548443582>check fizz>no nsfw altDay, week, possibly entire month ruined.
This is how my map looks like.
>>548449218Same, most of the times.
>>548449630why go through all of that when immortal gardens does it for free
>>548449319There is tho.I have it.
>>548449905I don't have any because I started playing in 2025 and I'm doing this for FPS.
>>548449984I don't believe you.
>>548450693I do tho, But i can't share it
>>548451414None of my three usual places have updated, damn
Someone in this thread unironically called this the greatest game ever made
>>548452620That someone was unironically 100% correct
>>548452694Maybe greatest as far as team-based pvp strategy games.But the in game is inherently hurt by the fact that it is team-based from the perspective of any intelligent solo player because such a player would expect the 'greatest game' not let him lose due to factors outside his control, something that always happens in Dota.
>>548452620All me.
>>548452620It is tho.community has nothing to do with the game itself.
>>548454103If the game forces you to lose because someone else fucked up it's not the greatest. If the game lets you win against a better opponent because their teammates fucked up, it's not the greatest.An RTS like Brood War is a lot closer to being greatest.
One thing I noticed watching my replay is that I'm not prioritising first ~10 minute smoke plays as mid. There was nothing stopping me from buying a smoke and dive PA with Beast.I did take a tower on their offlane but it's not a good tower, it doesn't unlock much control. In fact it even pushes the wave out more so my carry can't farm.Meanwhile taking safelane tower makes 4 good camps unsafe. We can put a ward there, walk into their triangle and lock out the map, now PA has like 3 connected camps to farm that are unwarded or she can go on warded safelane and show. I should prioritise shoving rotations on our offlane.
>>548455337On top of that now that I look at it better offlanes are defensible as fuck due to trees and cliffs.While safelane has a lot of trees but pathing on their side is fucked.
>>547936537What if I wanted to simply tank everything. Soak up damage like it's nothing, stay alive forever to take the focus off my team or create space. What character do I play and what items do I get?
>>548455912Centaur
>>548455912Timber is pretty good right now and nobody plays him at low MMR. Centaur does all of what you described better but it's more of a team hero, Timber does fuck you damage, soaks a lot of it and has a mobility spell.
>>548440119everybody knows this though
do you guys think im being scammed if i pay $9 for luna's bloodmoon set?
>>548460242Yes.
I dont think dota art is worth it.
>>548461150hey zoot you're not that good okay
>>548461150Elaborate
>>548461150capitalist scum
>>548461387What's wrong with zoot's art.
>>548462128very amateur level
>>548462471Elaborate
where da patch @
>>548462471So?
>>548462471PSG...
>>548461150Remind me later to ask my girlfriend to draw dota art so I can larp as a drawfag and do requests
>>548464363tell her to draw a cute hoodwink :)
Thoughts on Techies' minefield sign (with scepter of course)? Sometimes this shit does a whole teamfight's worth of damage, other times I watch their squishies walk through it unphased. Of course BKB, magic resistance, and general tankiness factor in, but it still seems wildly inconsistent in damage output. Shit's hilarious though.
>>548460242KNOTTED
>>548469838Post the picYou know the one
>>548464363tell her to draw a cute Sniper wearing a Hoodwink hide
>>548464363tell her to draw a cute Hoodwink wearing a Sniper hide
>tranny already madkek
>>548470164gotchu senpai
>>548472764trannies usually get mad when hoodwink is mentioned
Did you know you can physically grab a fart and put it in front of your face
>>548474943why are lunafags like this
>queue all roles for tokens>get 5>try my best>literally don't type in chat once all game>my carry is spam pinging me whenever he dies>we come back from a lost game and win>can't queue again because of mass reportingI don't get it. I literally said nothing and tried my best in a role I don't play and still get spam reported. This fucking game is dogshit.
>>548454763Solo games can never be considered the greatest game ever because I can't team up with my friends In them.
>>548456913Tried him out. Crazy little dude, kept getting into fights I clearly shouldn't win, proc Blade Mail, I somehow grapple my way out with a sliver of HP, but now they're low, so my team goes in to clean up. Eventually, I barely needed to run away, just go in, let them hurt themselves. Seems fun.
>>548443582>>548451414out of 10! if you know what I mean ToT
long shot but does anyone have that pic of seb fuckingmad at a desk at home a week after he won one of the TIs playing dota with a glass of wine next to himcan't find it anywhere
>>548473506furries are disproportionately trannies
>play dota>get tilted >play different game>tilted that its single player with no way to get angry>come back to dota to get tilted into another dimension again by peruvian carries for the next 8 hoursi dont know how to cope if a game isnt making me seethe. nothing scratches the itch quite like assfaggots
how do you stop juggernaut omnislash if after he gets nullifier?
>>548504195shadow blade or lotus orb
>check out Kirin-AM>persona's voice-lines are capeshit le ironic humourfuck this shit
how do you do the "Let's talk shop, (hunted hero)" lines in all chat?
>>548507668Ctrl click or something, if you hover over the in game interface it tells you
is ember spirit a path of exile?sleight of hand is flicker strikeultimate is flame dashflame guard is righteous fire sortasearing chains is temporal chains
>>548484154most people play solo
>>548507668alt click for team chatctrl (+alt?) for all chatyou have different lines for hunting, and being hunted
>>548504195abaddon ultianti-mage blinkbane nightmarebrewmaster ulticlinkz jump (facet)dark willow dark realmdawn breaker ultdazzle shallow grave can tank itES roll (only momentarily, any spirit move ability for that matter including VS) or scepterIO relocateLS infestmars arena (only the healing facet)meepo burrowmorph waveformmuerta ultioracle false promise (kinda)OD (probably the best one)PL doppelgangerphoenix eggtoo bored to continue and test sorry, I wasnt including any form of invis but I think its obvious, will include the single best one though: slark shard and ulti
>>548509174Which one of these can you buy on any hero?
>>548509346none but at least 20% of the heroes can deal with ityou gotta burst down juggernaut before he can use his ultimate or just pick around him
>>548509346Walk up to a creep wave and let rng take the wheel
>>548504195nothing personnel kid
>mid picks necro>goes brown boots into radiance into boots of travel into lotus orb into shard>has less hp than my crystal maiden at minute 35>evaporates in 4 seconds every fight
does axe's axe still kill nerds through shallow grave/false promise?
>wake up>no patch
>>548514935Yes
>>548514935don't forget mana shield
>>548510291Why omni AM it doesn't even kill him and he can blink
>>548517751it's just 3k dota
inflame
>>5485192293k dota is hell, I'm exactly at 3k, in the past I could maintain a high winrate because nobody pressed buttons, but now there are situations where my Earthshaker is waiting for an Youtube highlights Echo Slam (and my death), my Beastmaster roars 1 target per game but enemies press their buttons to some extent and I can't 1v5. My personal skill can no longer 1v9.
>>548519569or its just that you are 3k shitter yourself
>>548520318Not getting baited, make it less obvious.
if you play support above 4k your skill literaly dont matter you dont compete with other players you just have to do your flowchart and thats it there is no difference between immortal support or ancient support player
Why does Necrophos attract the absolute lowest of the low players?
>>548520547as a 4k support player i should be thrilled to hear you say that because I'm climbing and it would mean I don't need to learn more to reach immortal but frankly I watch immortal support players every day and I know they're better than me and do more.
>pick veno>win
>>548523464quickass venom
I miss 2014 EE streams... Fuck this gay blackrock timelinehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENnqntOKwGs
just lost a game because 2 retards on my team refused to go mid and hit throne.never playing anything other than pos1-2 ever again
>>548531373Clinkz spamming when?
>>548528919For me it's: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPXBh6AduN8
>>548528919I follow him on x dude has lost himself now all he talks about is trading.
>eternal weaboo this kid is so shiEET you guys
>>548528919He won at life, he's a daytrading millionaire living in dubai with a hot wife
>>548533164lmao
>>548533164Hey EE, you're gay
>>548533164>living in dubaiGrim.
>>548533351Grave even
>>548533164>sniffing shiba inu butt instead of having babies
>grim and grave posting >in d2gGrim...
It's officially December so it's Christmas soon
And even Grave....
i started to cast distruption on myself and blinking dagger out whenever im confronted in real life
Warhammer crossover next
>>548534542Hanging a mistletoe from her horsecock!
>>548533164>he won at lifemother fucker no one wins at life. we all die.
>>548534779We'll be hanging something alright
i miss dota2
Normal game is really unplayable, I get paired with stacks who are significantly better than me and it's pretty much always a stomp of either direction. Ranked is shit too. t. 3.5k shitterI wish there was an option to solo-queue on normal as well.
you guys were right. after a win streak comes a lose streak rebound with maybe one or two wins. so fucked up
>>548548052Play normals when in loss queue
lol
>>548553274Thread bully did this, why can't he just accept that disperser gives movement speed?
>>548553274Wow I've made a lot of threads
>>548553396who tf is this thread bully
>>548555117i think that's the ambatukam guy
Marci
>>548555898Fun fact: this artist had a meltdown apparently.
>>548555979That's not fun and if you have to use the word apparently then it's not a fact either
>>548555898sexo with Mirana and Marci in the hot spring episode
>>5485576823 seasons and not a single nipple or butt, what a ripoff
>mid picked banei euthanize
>>548558859succubus*
>>548558859>he dominatesMid bane is so fucking good
>>548565956We actually won and he was very good so i'm surprised
>>548556148This was the alt account and that banner image is literally the "Uninstall Dota 2" pop up.I may be remembering incorrectly, but this account was meant to be the authors NSFW alt. now it seems its just a personal twitter. I don't think it was even private but now I'm not sure.
>mfw trying to get the drooling rustards on the team to push the enemy highground when were 5 v 2 after winning a fight and all three of the right clickers went to farm enemy jungle leaving the two supports trying to push towerwhy is this so common?this happens CONSTANTLY and no matter how much you ping or tell them to stop farming and take the T3 tower/barracks they just ignore youusually ends up in a loss down the line too
>>548567581Rusnigs aren't human, you can't reason with them.
>9k games Lina supp>we are doing very well, locked them out of map, took all t2 towers pretty early >they have Engima, Drow, Shadow Shaman big ward, and KotL for highground defense>we get first aegis>I say "we should farm" >bute eot oyoyi you have aegios !O!(O# !@?$ !?$?$ >I say it doesn't matter if they have good fight>she says "it's 6v5">I said it's 5s of downtime and rest of them can die>"Ok I go for a smoke", gets mad>He goes afk for 2 mins on our wisdom rune>we have one kinda bad fight>doesn't matter, they're stupid, leave the hg and we win with 2nd RoshI don't get it, you have 9k games, do you know enemies have spells that don't give a shit about your networth, all it takes is one overchase, or us being out of position due to being stupid, they press 2-3 buttons and we threw. NINE THOUSAND games and you say something so low IQ, I have 800.
>>548567239She's a woman, they go crazy
>>548565956>>54855885990% of my lost games on mid (not many) were against support picks like (((Silencer))), then I learned that supports are absolute bullies on lane.Silencer is to me worse shit than Huskar. Before the last patch though, don't know how he's now.
>>548567239what's the point in a "private account" share your sensitive events in dms or some shit lazy cunts
>literally every single loss is because of a griefer or account buyerWhen are they changing the behavior score system to actually do something? When are they banning account buyers?
>>548572318Never.This game is dogshit and valve doesnt care.
it's over
>>548574113Good now we can post deer sex
>>548574278holy fucking bazongas
>>548574496I've seen bigger
>>548572318I got mass reported and put in low prio without ever saying a word in chat. This game is dogshit.
>>548574930>>548574930>>548574930
